So LSU is officially rolling, the Saints are officially done with the preseason, and I am officially struggling to make sense of words. I may soon be spouting gibberish like Holtz.

It looks like MSU's quarterback Henig has blood all over his arm. Given the beating he has taken tonight, it's probably his.

Chris Fowler just went off on the MSU fans for leaving early. Attention Fowler: It's 31-0 in the 4th quarter. I think one team in history has overcome a similar deficit. Seriously, one. That is an absurd statement by a college analyst I usually find little fault with.

So what does one make of the Saints' fastest preseason game in NFL history (not sure about that one, but it sure felt that way). I think it says a lot for both coaching staffs, doing their best to end the preseason as quickly as possible for their players and their fans. Bravo!

The guys who impressed included Pierre Thomas (who else?) and Chris Reis, who came out of nowhere with two interceptions in the defensive backfield. Both guys could still get squeezed in the final roster countdown, so that is worth watching. I'm pulling for both to make it.

Martin proved himself capable of handling the No. 2 job while Palko made at least this observer wonder if he'll make the roster.

Are fans still myopic about Mare's kickoffs? He's just not an accurate kicker. Maybe that will be good enough.

Can it get any clearer than that? This has become a one-sided affair. Actually, that's an understatement. This has become as lopsided as Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker.

I just realized: Chris Fowler and Craig James are in the booth together for this game. Unless I'm mistaken, that's the first time they've worked together since the old days of College Gameday (James preceded Herbstreit as Corso's foil). It's kind of nice to see them together again, if only for nostalgia's sake.

So with LSU winning 45-0, it's time to wrap this thing up.

What can be learned from tonight? Not a whole lot. LSU was asleep most of this game, so that's something Miles will have to watch. If his boys coast against better opponents, they'll lose.

So what you will about the numbers, Flynn impressed me. He made the throws he had to and didn't make any mistakes. He's the sort of player that can steady the ship in tough times.

The defense was dominant, but it should have been. I think they'll probably have even better nights against better opponents the rest of the way.

And so ends my night of crazy amounts of blogging. I shall now go pass out from sheer exhaustion and dream of a better world, a world where LSU can focus for four quarters and the Saints can score more than 7. Hooray!