== Jesus, that was quick == 

 May I take issue with the fact that you seem unaware of the subversion that the US government is committing regarding the universally acknowledged coverup surrounding the faked birth certificates belonging to twin brothers Jonce and Jonce Johnce of Madina Lake? 

 I believed it was common knowledge that the Johnce brothers were not in fact born, but rather synthesised in a top-secret military institution located in the Poospatuck Reservation, Long Island, in 1981 by some of the Western world's finest scientific minds - being, as they are, products of a semi-successful attempt at creating the world's first androgynous superhumans (ie. they succeeded in making them androgynous). 

 I sincerely hope that you, as a custodian of Wikipedia, assist philanthropic individuals such as myself and the rest of the upstanding Wikipedia community, and let the truth - a truth weightier than your government paycheque, no doubt  be revealed to the eyes of countless Madina Lake fans across the world, before too many become fooled by this conspiracy which has gone on for far too long as it is.