==THIS SCHOOL ROCKS== 

 HI, /b/ILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT. ARE YOU TIRED OF GOING TO A SHITTY HIGH SCHOOL? TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND BY BULLIES? DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL WHERE EVERYONE'S AS BIG A PUSSY AS YOU? OF COARSE YOU DO YOU SHITFUCK, THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA TRY MY NEWEST PRODUCT, IT'S CALLED SOUTH PASADENA HIGH SCHOOL AND IT'S GUNNA FIX ALL YOUR PANSY-ASS PROBLEMS. IT'S ALL IN THE SOUTH PASADENIC G12 TECHNOLOGY, WHICH TAKES YOU THROUGH 4 YEARS OF PURE HOMOSEXUAL DELIGHT. WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO IS GO DOWN TO SOUTH PASADENA, ENTER THROUGH THESE DOORS AND KABOOM BABY, YOU'RE IN. OH NO, SOMEONES SPILLED SOME SHIT ALL OVER THE CAFETERIA  	 LES, OH NO, THAT'S OKAY, THE SCHOOL HAS EMERGENCY ZORBEEZ STATIONS BUILT ALL OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKER. OH NO, SOMEONE DECIDED TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE SCIENCE LAB, THAT'S OKAY, YOUR GUNNA USE SOME OF MA BLUE BALLS AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP. THIS SCHOOL WAS BUILT BY TUBES AND TUBES OF MIGHT PUTTY, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD TO GO SON. LET'S TALK TO SOME HAPPY CUSTOMERS. 

 NIGGER: I LOVE SOUTH PASADENA HIGH SCHOOL, I GO OUTSIDE AND STEAL WHITEYS CASH, THEN I GO INSIDE AND HIT UP MA STASH. 
 FAT DYKE: AS A WOMAN WHO LOVES LICKING PUSSY BUT HATES NOSY TEACHERS, I LICK MY MATH TEACHERS INFESTED CUNT FIVE TIMES...BITCH. 

 SEE HOW SOUTH PASADENA HIGH SCHOOL CAN WORK FOR YOU? IT'S FAST, EASY AND SIMPLE, AND GUESS WHAT BABY, IT'S JUST 27 EASY PAYMENTS OF 599.99. BUT WAIT, CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN SOME SHITTY ASS SHAMWOWS. YEAH, YOU HEARD MY CAMERAMAN, I BE SELLING SOME VINCE CLOTHS. FUCKING CUNTFUCK. 
 FUCK!