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 == Cookie Monster eating vegetables == 

 Cookie Monster eating vegetables? Outrageous! Cookie Monster will eventually snap. Just wait and see. Cookies are a ""sometimes"" food? NOT IF YOU'RE A BLUE GOOGLY-EYED COOKIE MONSTER!! Cookie Monster will go postal just like the rest of this insane world!! I feel so bad for him. He's my hero and he's forced to become a bitch. Look at how fake he acts in interviews!! How long will he be able to keep up with this miserable facade?"