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 :::::now i will list a few things which are better than metallica. keep in mind, this isnt all of them, id get fucking carpel tunnel typing it all cause after all, those pussies suck! towels, metal, wood, cheese, dogs, cats, fish, harold and kumar go to white castle, rob riggle, harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay, slipknot, megadeth, disturbed, all that remains, godsmack, notepad, laptops, eggs, toast, socks, couches, ms. bogass, lamps, that p. diddy guy, stephen colbert, trivium, speeders, pedophiles, killer clowns that eat people, agent fox mulder, agent dana scully, agent doggett, agent reyes, THE LONE GUNMEN WHO HAD A FUCKING SWEET TV SHOW SPIN OFF ON FOX BUT FOX IS SO FUCKING GAY (STILL BETTER THAN METALLICA) AND HAD TO FUCKING CANCEL THE SHOW WHEN IT ENDED WITH A CLIFF HANGER SO THE ONLY FUCKING OPTION WAS FOR THEM TO KILL OFF THE LONE GUNMEN ON A EPISODE OF THE X-FILES ENTITLED ""JUMP THE SHARK"" WHERE THE THREE GUNMEN DIE PROTECTING OTHERS FROM A BIO TERRORIST DISEASE WHICH WOULD HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF SOME DOUCHE BAG THAT SWITCHED PLACES WITH MULDER ON A DIFFERENT EPISODE OF THE X FILES SO THEIR FUNERAL WAS HELD WITH THE AGENTS, THIS HOT CHICK WHO WAS LATER ON ANTHER CANCELLED FUCKING FOX SHOW CALLED NEW AMSTERDAM, AND JIMMY BOND. YES I SAID JIMMY BOND NOT FUCKING JAMES BOND, phones, kiefer sutherland, vampires, werewolves, zach braff, a, b, c, d, e, not f f fucking sucks!, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, y again cause it owns, z, and the word and, pokemon, digimon, ps2, ps3, xbox 360, floors, god, satan, jesus, jebus, the simpsons, king of the hill, my ass, that rap song my dick or mabye its your dick idc, my awesome dick which is huge, myspace, yourspace, godspace, hell, hell on earth 2006, matt stone, trey parker, issac hayes r.i.p., this list cause it fucking owns, marajuana, kal penn, john cho, and about a trillion zillion fucking more shit cause they just suckkkkkkkkkkkk.  
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