" 

  
 He tried out for Panic! at the Disco as a guitarist but found out he has a good voice.  
 He's a vegetarian and a got all F's in highschool. But he's in a famous band now, so it doesn't matter.  
 Brendon joined Panic! at the Disco in his senior year.  
 Brendon gave birth to a healthy black baby on June 29, 2006.  
 Brendon will never sing with all the voices of the mountain or paint with all the colors of the wind.  
 Brendon is addicted to mcpheeh8sdonuts.livejournal.com  
 Brendon is a pedophile who was featured on DATELINE.  
 He enjoys little boys, bananas and french fries.  
 Brendon had a threesome with Alex Turner and K. Solomon  
 Brendon has been romantically linked with Paull Wall, Rick Ross and Alex Turner.  
 Brendon took Alex Turner's virginity.  
 Brendon's favorite saying is ""Hakuna Matata"" and bases his whole life around it.  
 Brendon believes in anal sex before marriage.  
 Brendon shaves his moms pubic hair and eats it.  
 Brendon gave birth to Scientology babies through his anus.  
 Brendon came 10x harder with Alex Turner's cock in his ass.  
 Brendon has a lemonade stand every Saturday.  
 Brendon masturbates to Ashanti's music  
 Brendon likes to watch Grease and pretend he's Sandy.  
 Brendon's first sexual experience was when he purchased Playgirl with Peter Steele on the cover. He was never the same again.  
 Brendon cried when Taylor Hicks won American Idol."