== the monument fo altoona == 

 please please, lets all take turns passing gas and droping big dinky loads by the monument on weekends, if your dog takes a crap then by all means, join in and see who can lay the longest load, 5 pound gas bombs only, you short stacked shitbombers drop them by the stadium to fertilize the grass, lets all look out for grand ole altoon, ariba de mattaq and ariba de dinky load, ole.