::Ha. 'fish has nerdy pretensions, but he's actually a little too dumb to do templates, as well as too shy to kiss. Darwinbish is the one with templates. Sort of… hmm… barnstars… not really. More teach'em-a-lesson templates. I understand your objection to templates, but I use db's sometimes. They're more personal and handcrafted than the regular wikilove. Feel free to use! They're on her page. Oh, and hey! You see that she does requests? If she's in a good mood she might make you a teach'em-a-lesson template to shoot back at people in case they post barnstars or kittens on ya!  |  .