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 :Well...that conversation certainly took the long way 'round the mountain, didn't it?  I used to have a calendar with the fake motivational sayings on it.  Ah, here it is!  ""The Demotivators Calendar"".  It is actually from the Despair.com site!  What a small world!  And it has the skydivers photo that MastCell mentioned and the Meetings photo that Antadrus spoke of.  I like the one that says ""Consistency - It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup"".  I also have a little desk tent with ""30 Hilarious Desktop Signs"" - I like ""Always give 100% at work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday"" and ""I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"". (still giggling about Segway guy flying off a cliff)   "