Chiswick Chap== 
 Chiswick Chap needs an hour on the couch. This article is laden with an obsession with mdash characters, which in the age of the web means that text lines look really dumb, as justification is not as extreme as can be effected by a typographer. 

 But to replace ALL forms of punctuation with the mdash (over 100 times) is just clinically sick. And here comes 'Chiswick Chap', hovering over this piece, breathing heavily... Fix the article and fix Chiswick Chap. 

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