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 == *lights dim low...walks onstage...waves dramatically* == 

 Hey girl hey. After a long-ass break, and like Jesus and the coming Rapture, I'm back. Feel free to send me an e-mail if you want to know what's been going on in my strange world. I don't use the old address anymore, but I've already updated my e-mail feature. I had a love affair with flickr the past several months, so I blame that site for my absence. I have a list of 500ish articles/stubs that need writing, so like Amy Winehouse, I'm gonna get crackin. Ciao.   "