:::I admit I didn't give the references the respect I should have. The first reference doesn't load for me, and the second just didn't register. The names do seem absurd on their face, and the fact that Snap and Crackle don't have articles (and never did) weighed heavily with me. But I should have been more suspicious, because I am aware that physicists occasionally do come up with crazy names like this. Basically I just screwed up.