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 ::::""The story isn't that bad""?!?!  Have you read it?  This isn't the place for hilarious quotage, but it is absolutely horrific.  Also, typing in ""worst fanfiction ever"" (not in quotes) on google yields this story as the top result, which is probably merit-worthy by that fact alone, seeing as all the other results below it are about said story.  Still, I wouldn't put in something about this fanfic on this page unless there are other instances of this song in Pop Culture, because creating a Pop Culture section just for one fanfiction doesn't seem very encyclopedia-worthy.   "