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 ==Why You're All Idiots== 
 This is the current version of my Anti-SOPA Idiocy rant...feel free to repost/edit/plagiarize at your discretion elsewhere, the important thing is just getting it circulated.  It should be kept overly invective/inflaming though, for the sole purpose of trying to force people to censor it, basically making them become the very thing they claim to despise...I think that's a good experience a lot of people ~need~ to have. 

 :Pay attention kiddies, this little event that you're basically shitting your pants over...oh, hey, guess what, IT ALREADY HAPPENED! No, srsly, it ALREADY HAPPENED! Woah! TWICE in fact that I can recall off the top of my head just in the past 15 years! 

 :I mean, hurr de durr, where were your stupid asses in NINETEEN NINETY SIX when Congress passed the CDA, the Communications Decency Act, which, by the way, was like 38 shades WORSE than this current bill you're all spastic and frothing over. 

 :And make no mistake, Congress WILL pass it into law, they're getting a FIFTY SEVEN MILLION dollar bribe to do it, essentially. And they've no problems at all with that knowing that their ""big brother"" the Supreme Court will simply step in right afterwards and fix their epic fucking mess...they get to keep all that bribe money of course and the MPAA/RIAA will be out FIFTY MILLION dollars...win-win all around! 

 :They do this all the time, it's practically their job description, there's actually been a whole slew of these idiot ""laws"" in the past 25 years, every single one deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court within a year of their passing through Congress, usually due to lawsuits from the ACLU and/or the EFF. 

 :The last two major ones were the CDA, Communications Decency Act and the COPA, Children's Online Protection Act. This new bill is basically the exact same thing, just reworded slightly. Same old shit, different acronym. 

 :Honestly, I can't believe I'm the ONLY one to point this out! I mean, hello, 1996! Blue Ribbon Campaign?! Surely I couldn't have been the ~only~ person online back in 1996! Tha'fawk...they sure are breeding you kids stupid these days. 

 :Mmmm, should probably mention, in the event that a really fucked up law does come to pass, it usually takes the Supreme Court about a year or so to completely boot fuck it...BUT, when they're sued they usually file injunctions and shit that prevent them from actually putting the law into effect at all...so even though the law could effectively be completely passed...yeah, that doesn't mean they can actually act on it. 

 :It is pretty hilarious though, first it was ""decency"", then it was ""won't someone think of the children?"" and now we've got ""scary pirates"" in the latest incarnation, but it's all the *SAME* fawking bill, just slightly reworded and with new acronyms, CDA... COPA... and now SOPA. I mean, what, do they think the Supreme Court isn't gonna notice it's the EXACT SAME BILL THEY ALREADY BOOT STOMPED?! *rolls eyes* It really is just for the money when you get right down to it. 
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