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 == Kevin MacDonald and deniers of the Massacre of Glencoe == 

  

 As the English Wikipedia says, ""The Massacre of Glencoe occurred in Glen Coe, Scotland, early in the morning of 13 February 1692, during the era of the Glorious Revolution and Jacobitism. The massacre began simultaneously in three settlements along the glen — Invercoe, Inverrigan, and Achacon — although the killing took place all over the glen as fleeing MacDonalds were pursued. Thirty-eight MacDonalds from the MacDonald Clan of Glencoe were killed by the guests who had accepted their hospitality, on the grounds that the MacDonalds had not been prompt in pledging allegiance to the new king, William of Orange. Another forty women and children died of exposure after their homes were burned."" Of course, the English Wikipedia's version of these events pales beside the version that is to be found in the Scottish Gaelic Wikipedia.  

 In recent years, revisionist historians associated with the Institute for Hysterical Review have questioned whether the Massacre of Glencoe could possibly have occurred. In their view, histories of the massacre are simply an effort by those ethnocentric and clannish Scottish highlanders, the members of the MacDonald Clan, to reap sympathy. For centuries, members of the MacDonald Clan have engaged in a group evolutionary strategy. They have sought to divide their enemies, the members of Clan Campbell, as well as the Anglicans and Scots lowlander Presbyterians and just about everybody else in the world, in order to promote their own narrow ethnic interests. They have sought to promote unrestricted immigration of peoples of various colors into England and the British isles in order to create an atmosphere conducive to their survival as a separate group. This is part of a group strategy by members of the MacDonald Clan to enhance their position on the Bell Curve by lowering the IQs of all other peoples.  8:25, 1 April 2007 (UTC) 

 : What does this have to do with Kevin MacDonald? SockPuppet  

 :: SockPuppet, I'm so glad you asked that question. As you know from our Wikipedia article, Kevin MacDonald was raised a Jacobite and a Roman Catholic, but he lost his faith at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, where he became a revolutionary psychologist. As a revolutionary, MacDonald opposed the Vietnam War. Adrift from his faith, he worshiped at the alter of Charles Darwin. He became sympathetic to psychobabble and sought to embark on a career playing jazz bagpipes. However, in the late 1970s, MacDonald came to his senses. He realized that all that revolutionary stuff didn't make much sense, so he became a reactionary psychologist instead. Also, he didn't much like men who wear kilts, so he abandoned the bagpipes and went into academia.  

 :: Once MacDonald had become a reactionary, he realized that his opposition to the Vietnam War had been a mistake all along. It was the wrong war to oppose. He should have been opposing Queen Anne's War instead. Returning to his Jacobite roots, MacDonald recognized Queen Anne's War for what it was, a Whig plot to create a British empire, which would eventually fail and allow the entire white European world to be flooded by peoples of various colors. (British people like to refer to Queen Anne's War as the War of the Spanish Succession, because they don't like to be reminded that Queen Anne initiated a tradition of frumpy looking monarchs.)   

 : I still don't get it. I thought that MacDonald had nothing to do with those revisionists who deny that the Massacre of Glencoe ever occurred. SockPuppet  

 :: Sockpuppet. I am so glad you asked. It's true that MacDonald is not a revisionist himself. Everybody knows that the Massacre of Glencoe really did happen. When the historian Devorah Lifschtick accused Dovid Irvine, a revisionist denier of Glencoe, of being a liar, she ended up being sued for libel in a British court. MacDonald testified on behalf of Irvine about the ethnocentrism and clannishness of victims of the Massacre of Glencoe. MacDonald oughtta know cause he's w