== Is the article locked to hide the truth about Bono's true nature? == 

 I mean by now we all know he's sentient feces. I think the secret is out. Can we finally talk about Bono's true nature in this article? I mean he's the first sentient piece of poo in recorded history! And while he may only be the second largest poo in human history, I think the fact that he is sentient still makes him #1. (We all know how much Bono hates being called a #2).