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 ::Hey, that was one time, ok?  I realize that I can't roll well that often.  Hell I can't roll well period.  I'm pretty sure it was you who described my life, and I quote here, as ""an endless symphony of pain"".  But that doesn't mean we can't keep this between just you and me.  On my user page I can at least pretend I roll well.  It's the disillusion that keeps me going...  "