" And I don't even have an account on French or Hungarian Wikipedia. That's the truth!   |   
 :Now somebody redirected it to fr:Utilisateur:Vagina this time. I didn't do that either.   |   

 ::I revered a minor vandalism (""fuck"", twice) yesterday on Confederation. There was a vandalism on my page on fr: afterwards, ""Yeah, right, I said fuck you"" (minor too, obvious lack of imagination) signed with your signature on fr:  - from an ip of course.  Ok, I didn't think for a second you did that. Looks like you have some enemy.    
 :::Another user page, Oliezecat was edited the same way as mine, that is same text and your signature. So maybe it is unrelated with Confederation, that one might have been an honest run-of-the-mill vandal and not your Enemy ;D   

 ::::Nope, that wasn't me either. Please don't ban me again.   |   

 ==Michael confirms== 
 Since you're back, Hephaestos. I would just like to confirm that I was NOT at your french Wikipedia account at all. I did not even move your page and everything. Feel free to e-mail me.   |   

 :Methinks thou dost protest too much. How is it, , that you always know when someone harrasses me here? - |  

 ::Hephaestos, I'm just trying to wish that you'd understand that it wasn't me at your language accounts. Please, I don't want to be banned again!   |   

 ==Farewell== 
 Sorry to see you getting sick of the place. Le sigh - another good user bites the dust.   

 Best wishes, Heph, drop a line if you want to get together for a beer sometime.  I'll buy.   Co.,   

 Hi Hephaestos, sorry to see you go -( I protected your user page on german wikipedia since someone (Michael?) kept reverting it. Drop me a note on de:Benutzer Diskussion:Elian if you want to unprotect it again. Best wishes,   

 I didn't know that you had gone.  Please come back (even though you are ahead of me in the statistics).   

 :Sorry, , but it wasn't me who vandalized his page on German Wikipedia and I never ever did that. It's just too bad he had to leave probably because of me thinking I did it but, it really wasn't me and I didn't do this one either. Please, I don't want to be banned again!   |   

 When are you ever coming back, Hephaestos!"