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 == Church Of Aaron Aslan == 

 This is a new type of religion, Make sure to follow. 
 The 10 commandments of the Church of Aaron Aslan are: 
 1.Shampooith Thyn Nuts 
 2.Thou shalt roar-ith twice a day 
 3.Thou shall have a wardrobe no smaller than 3 by 6 
 4.Thou shall make a pilgrimage to narnia at least once if able (yes like mecca) 
 5.Thou shalt call long haired men ""Girl Hair"" 
 6. Thou shall be injured during all sports 
 7.Thou Shall hate the white witch 
 8.Thou shall like screamo 
 9.Thou shall respect thyn woman/she-lion 
 10.Thou shall keep a respectable den 
 Dont like the commandments? fuck off bitch. It's all true. Whore<<<<<(Kayla Barton or Wells whatever shes a bitch) 
 Followers shall find us on facebook and join. 
 if we get 100 members we will begin sermons. 
 we are making t-shirts for all followers who are loyal to thyn god. 
 all other reeligions are made up and stupid. 
 this is the only real one so dont be a fuck face and join ) 
 Aaron James Brown (aslan) is now your god.  
 No Asians are allowed or Mexicans(Mike Bostwick) 
 We have a bible in the works. 
 Be loyal to thyn god or thou shall sufer. 
 Fuck muslums they are bitches and emo. Damn Towel heads."