== Alfie davis == 

 in this report i am going to be talk about alfie davis This is no normal boy. he was once known to be the biggest twat in the universe. i was once told that he used to cut his hair with some hedge trimmers. well to start alfie davis is deeeeeeeee no booooot, and constantly talking bull shit out of his bum hole with is regularly filled on the regular but his best bum chum (madong) every now and then alfie will spend a couple of hundred of pound on his so called bicycle whcih has probably wasted his a ammount of around £1500. unfortunately alfie hasnt ever seen a female vagina as he only washes once a month so i am told, Last year he finally came out admitting he was gay, this was no surprise as everyone had all ready guessed!!! so in conclusion i have summarized the true liking and behavior of Alfie davis this will be regularly updated on any more news if alfie gets rude.