:I take extreme umbrage at the suggestion that I might be ‘being instructed by a third part [sic]’. I am sorry that I am unable to give a sound translation of ‘umbrage’ into Italian, a word which your translating dictionary may be no better than my Collins-Sansoni at translating. The expressions to have at the back of your mind when trying to translate ‘umbrage’ include ‘porca madonna’ and ‘vaffanculo’. Forget ‘ombra’, although it’s  cognate: we’re talking far more than an ombretta! 

 :I imagine that we agree that the article as it stands is fucking useless. So WP:AFD might be a good place to ta∏ke it. 

 :Best wishes, Ian