== attorney? == 

 Hey, I've been looking for some input about a wikipedia dispute.  You seem to be a sharp legal mind, and it seems you've given BigDaddy777 some great advice.  Would you be willing to spare me a few minutes of your valuable time too?   

 :Sarcasm and those kinds of persoanl jabs are NOT welcome at Wikipedia and ESPECIALLY on MY talk page.  You have NO idea what advice I've given him in private and I advise you to stay the hell away from my talk page from now on.  You have earned yourself a lifetime ban, pal!  You crossed the line!  

 ::I don't understand.  I'm absolutely not being sarcastic.  Why on earth would you even think such a thing? Kisses,   

 ::: vandalism. banned user ignored ban. warning issued accordingly 

 ::::Dude, what is your problem?  I came here asking for help, because I was impressed with your legal advice to BigDaddy777.  I asked politely.  You immediately accused me of attacking you.  You accused me of vandalism.  Where in the conversation above have I said anything the least bit uncivil or sarcastic?  Are you paranoid or something?  You do realize that utterly unfounded charges of vandalism are considered a personal attack.  At this point, I am strongly considering reporting your completely unprovoked attack at the appropriate place.