::You science people are revolting. Can't you just stick with that tufty rat with white underparts? In other news, my oldest daughter announced she wants to be a scientist. I tried to steer her toward animals, but she likes volcanoes much more. I want her to be an archeologist, so I can visit her in Greece when she's digging up stuff. Then again, I also want her to be a lesbian, but her latest marriage is to some guy called Jason. I think. It could be Cayden. Or Kayson.