":::Save that User:Mr Penis doesn't exist (there has never been a registered user of Wikipedia with that name) - you came up with that username and created that page. I notice that you also created a page for non-existent User:Fuck Me Gently, and have been handing out inappropriate welcome messages to users such as User:COOOO0ntface and User:Hitler, as well as other problem users such as sockpuppets and spam accounts. I'll confess that I'm not entirely sure what you're playing at, but I would suggest you knock it off.  ‍  
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