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 ::::::Yeah, I saw the TKaM bit. I don't actually love the TKaM sentence for the same reason, to be honest, but I'm completely nitpicking. You know, ""As a somewhat chubby person, Ginsengbomb was interested in cutting back on eating bacon"" works better than ""As a somewhat chubby person, Ginsengbomb loved music,"" even though I do love music and will never give up bacon. The TKaM bit works a little better...destruction of innocence flows well from bildungsroman, and one could argue that racial injustice flows from Southern Gothic. Either way, I know you already get my drift on this so I don't know why I'm blathering on. I should have stopped with the cheeky bacon bit.   "