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 ""When some dude goes around a college campus and pours his semen into the drinks of Asian women exclusively out of some sort of perverted sexual urges, what the heck do you call that?"" 

 I call that a fucking pervert who needs to have his ass, throughly kicked and spend some time in a jail cell with another sexual sterotype-A big black prison rapist named Bubba.  

 I only discovered this article anyway, because it was on Wikipedia:Article Improvement Drive. 
 There is a thin line between reporting something and revelling in it. This article seems to be doing more of the latter to ME. That is MY view, not yours.  But I'm glad you find them so hilarious. BTW, your views here would carry more weight if you LOG ON with a REAL ACCOUNT and SIGN your comments. Otherwise, you are just another anonymous jerk, one step above a common vandal, who doesnt want to take responsibility for your words. 
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