"Marienbad, Blah and Knickers == 

 Marienbad, Blah and Knickers are gone. Knickers was an attempt to grab a record with spamming 'Thanks', it failed as a ruse and the cut down word count drops it from the list entirely. While it was in the 2003 record book it was withdrawn after the ruse was discovered. It also listed characters rather then words. Self-published as well. Blah is well... here's a piece of it as found on the author's webpage. 

 ""You blah, blah, the blah is blah and the blah blah blah. Blah at blah thus blah, blah did blah immediately blah, after a blah hesitation blah blah. But blah you blah you a blah not in the blah of those blah whose blah have blah them too blah blah? Would blah such another blah blah blah you?"" 

 Still thinks this counts? Moving on to Marienbad. One paragraph of his free ebook is all I need: 

 ""Isn't this Abusrd! That's tempting virus? Absurd! No, no, That's So Raven! Bwah-HA HA HA HA! 
 files. Any bets at least one of I'm shocked. Wow, they they really are distributing .doc least one of them contains a a book. Inside a .doc file that probably of them contains a macro virus? stupid gimmick dressed them contains a macro That's So Raven! Bwah-HA a new public intern? A movie whose only Any bets at least one of this a job for a new public gimmick dressed up to look like HA! 
 book. Inside a .doc no. This is not a not a book. That's So Raven! That's So Raven! Bwah-HA This is not a .doc file that probably a book. Inside a HA HA!"" 

 If anyone disagrees with the removal of the following copy paste or random word generated works please discuss it here. These three entries are purely self promotional and do not even constitute novels. Its been discussed enough on the talk page.    

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