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 == Lazerhawk is not on Wikipedia??? == 

 That is fascinating? How? Where, when why? I am totally puzzled by that idiotic fact! 
 But when I think more deeply about that matter, in fact, Lazerhawk is too huge for this joke. He doesn't need publicity, this fucking thing is for petty human matters, and who can possibly describe Lazerhawk anyways. He says: ""be!"" and it is. Duh."