":Actually, that happened to me at a Gallagher show I attended last year up in Wisconsin.  Roads leading to the venue were closed for construction, we arrived around 5 min late and the 'G Man' himself came running up to me and yelled ""AND WHERE THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN?!?"" - it was HILARIOUS.  I yelled back ""THEY CLOSED DOWN 2ND STREET"" and he totally to it and ran with it - even worked it into his act to the point where he made a reference to ""2nd street being closed!!!"" nearly an hour later.  So my personal experience with this sort of thing was positive - you just gotta know how to hit back.  Gallagher is not a 'lite' comedian. 

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