"My name is ESkog , I am a lowlife troll who cant stand the input of others and will erase any and all edits made by straights because I deem there heterosexual lifestyle gross and abhorrent, I live with the decomposing carcass of my beloved mummy and enjoy collecting baseball cards, dead kittens and Star Trek memorabilia. I like wikipedia because it provides me with an excellent opportunity to tell those who are right that they are wrong something I was never able to do with my father especially when he used to tell me that I would grow up to be nothing but a ugly, whiny, pillow biting, dick licking sycophant. 

  I am currently ""between jobs"" due to the fact that I was ""laid"" off by my last employer Paul J. Morrison for exposing him as the skirt chasing adulterous straight that he is . Well thats enough about me I am off to the local laundromat, not to wash my soiled rags silly, but to work the gloryhole in the filthy restroom in the back so that I can make some coinage to wash my soiled rags. So to all my minions out there stay vigilant and keep a close eye out for any straights trying to infiltrate this little thing of ours .Buh Bye Babies.  

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