== SCRUBSACK == 

 SHUT UP YA NUB  this is Mr. SCRUBsack. you spelled BEALE wrong so he's gonna crack ye skull with Hamlet. then im gonna KRAME SODA with Montoya and Donelly at Pagano's Pizzeria and destroy Cap'n J's bridges at BEAVER High School in Project 8 so fuck the world im actually Brian Becker who pulled the slowest banzai ever on a crosswalk and nailed by a bus when the light changed. im going to the moon with IAN to skate now so fuck my life