":It's almost entirely illegible. The first paragraph begins ""There is nothing worse""; beyond that, all I can make out is ""Egad!"" (in quote marks); the second paragraph starts ""Sadly, this was not the case""; the word you read as ""Dear"" I think is a date, ""Thursday Dec. 17th""; the last line on the page seems to say ""a truckload of hookers""  Michael 

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