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 Disrespectful?  I have her picture on my nighttable and I pray to her visage every night before going to bed that she will save my soul.  I live for the day that her icy cream will fill the nooks and crannies of my mouth, like so much butter on a still-warm English muffin.  However, despite my abject faith in her, she don't get a Wikipedia article.  Life's a bitch sometimes.  ||  "