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 *The average man thinks he isn't 

  
 *The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt 

  
 *An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex 

  
 *Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience 
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