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 == jerk off == 

 dude, come on you and i both know masturbate is not the correct term.  I know the catholic church forbids it, but come on we all jerk off.  and we all have done the old rusty trombone every once in a while, that's the problem with uptight cardinals from the catholic church, you guys are afraid of sex.  its like you guys want to forget that cumming feels fucking awesome, you should try it some time.  seriously go to redtube.com go to the anal sex page and just go nuts.   
 Lets not forget that the term is completely wrong, masturbate, in the dictionary, refers to pleasuring yourself, NOT reaching around to jerk off another man.  By the way what is a ""cardinal"" of the catholic church doing reading about rusty trombone's early Sunday morning during LENT?  I know what your thinking, what am I doing looking this up? The answer is simple, my girlfriend is a freak.  She has been asking me to do freaky shit to her since I met her at my church function, but I am a protestant, so I guess you should fear me or you think I am going to hell.  well you know what I CAN'T WAIT.  I would rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints.   

 peace out"