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 Please note:  the Traffic Report is not, and could never be, unbiased or neutral. It is a personal selection of data taken from a bot-generated list. As that list includes many entries that are likely due to  bots, spammers or DDoS attackers, personal judgments must be made as to which entries are automated, and which are derive from honest human interest. Given the limited tools at my disposal, decisions on the selection of entries, and on determining the reasons for their popularity, are largely educated guesswork.  As such, complaints about lack of neutrality are essentially pointless; any attempt to adopt a neutral tone would belie the bias in the selection process. If you wish to see the original list, free of selection or commentary, it is here.    

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