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 == My talk page and archives. == 

 What on EARTH are you playing at? 

 Which bit of ""I decide what stays and what goes on my talk page"" was too difficult for you? 

 Today you caused a great deal of work to put right the things that you had broken with your meddling, and now you fondly imagine that you can start buggering about with my talk page and the archives again. 

 Please let us be abundantly clear on the following points. 

 #It would be a seriously good idea if you thought about your comments before posting them instead of posting them and revising them 6 times 
 #However, if you make an occasional error, you are allowed to correct it 
 #If you say something and then want to retract it from my talk page, you are permitted to strike it through. You are not permitted to just remove whole chunks of my talk page under any circumstances. I will decide if anything is to be removed. 
 #If somebody adds a message to my archive, then I'll sort it out. It is not your business, and I'll get it right first time. Just LEAVE IT ALONE. 

 Finally, I'm with Giles on one point. I'm sick to death of getting multiple notifications of new messages just because you revise every message 6 times. I have YOUR talk page watched, so it would be far better if you left your messages there. 

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