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 == A couple of woeful inaccuracies == 

 [quote]An Odessa Jew meets another one. ""Have you heard, Einstein is going to America!"" / ""Oh, what for?"" / ""He developed this Relativity theory."" / ""Yeah, what's that?"" / ""Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many."" / ""And for that he goes to America?!""[/quote] 
 What? To America? Clearly some American edited this at some point of time. 
 The actually told version goes like this: 
 [quote]An Odessa Jew meets another one. ""Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?"" / ""Oh, what for?"" / ""He developed this Relativity theory."" / ""Yeah, what's that?"" / ""Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many."" / ""And for that he gets the Nobel Prize?!""[/quote] 

 [quote]A Ukrainian and a negro sit in a couchette car. Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it. Negro looks at him. Ukrainian asks: ""What, want salo?"". Negro nods his head, like, yes, I do. ""Ah, that's absolutely usual salo. Write to your parents and they will send you it too.""[/quote] 
 Russian word негр stands for ""black"", it's a usual neutral denomination. On the other hand, черный (lit. ""black"") is derogatory. 
 Here goes correct variant: 
 [quote]A Ukrainian and a black sit in a couchette car. Ukrainian takes out salo and starts eating it. Black looks at him. Ukrainian asks: ""What, want salo?"". Black nods his head, like, yes, I do. ""Ah, that's absolutely usual salo. Write to your parents and they will send you it too.""[/quote]"