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 :::::(ec) Hang on, I'm calling child protective services. Are you going to be there for a while? They seem very interested in your interest in sexual bacon goat humor and your comments about batheing your kiddos while cooking and being online. And I think they all voted for G Dub and may have family in Idaho. They don't seem to be taking too kindly your being a ""foreigner"" either. If you see a white cadillac pull up outside your house with steer horns on the front and a short fat balding dude in white, you've got big problems. ...Just a good ole boy...     

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