The situation described in the current version of the template is an irretrievable breakdown of Wikipedia's processes. In such a case, where all appropriate paths of dispute resolution have been tried and failed, the next step is not to place a template (which cannot possibly remedy the problem) but to go to arbitration. 

 If there are severe enough content problems once the Committee has accepted the case, they can pass an injunction, for instance, to have the article stubbed down and protected pending resolution of the case. 

 If the content is severely compromised, in other words, there is never likely to be a genuine need to put up a hand-wringing template of that kind.  (= )