== Vandalism == 

 Hi de hi. Just started reading the article and was momentarily shocked that it said David Mitchell was dead. Have deleted that bit. Just checked google and David appears to be alive, though Google as yet does not stream biometrics from celebrities in the UK. Apparently, along with a satellite image of their home, it will be possible to monitor the heart rate, breathing, blood-pressure and skin moisture of anyone by clicking on their name using a new app. I am looking forward to this innovation in the new year along with permanently attached point of view cameras attached to noteworthy persons feeding live updates to the web.