== You must be kidding us, right? == 
 Maybe I should suggest reading another book first, before you try to make some pr on this site. For a self-published joke, which truely isn't worht the paper that it has been printed on. 
 Are you seriously and on purpose trying to create some sensation a la Frey? Don't think that will happen.  
 People with below average IQ will laugh this sad try off. As simple as that.