The really funny thing about apathy is that I was wholly apathetic to it. "A self-indulgent jerk-off session with Bright Eyes playing in the background," I think is what I called it after finishing, except that as much as I don't like Connor Oberst, I can recognize that he has some skill, and makes people feel some things (all of the things). This just made me angry for having wasted my time. 
 [1 star for somehow convincing someone to publish that shit. I mean that. That sounds mean. For all I know, Chelsea Martin is awesome... but this writing is not.]