*Edited 11/25/16* 
 Welp, after reading it a second time, I lower my rating from 3.5 stars to just 3 stars. The beginning was kind of boring and the writing style was just not doing it for. The end got better though, I'm still a sucker for Sizzy. Also, I can now say that this whole thing is definitely just a joke and is in no way meant to be taken seriously. 
 *Original Review* 
 3.5 stars...I don't know, I enjoyed this story but the dialogue gave me the feeling that this whole thing was just a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.