Absolute drivel. I only read it to the end to make sure it wasn't hoodwinking me, and just in the hope that it actually went somewhere. It seemed very obvious from the outset what was going to happen, but seeing that it jumped out so overtly and so early, I figured that there would be clever twists and turns to bring us to a different much less obvious conclusion. Sadly, that was not the case. 
 It successfully demeaned both its main male and female characters (when I suspect it was meant to do neither). He was a sad loser joke and she was ridiculous in the extreme. Both bland caricatures. 
 Boring, pointless, and I am certain that my copy must have been missing whole chapters as it really made no sense at all. Lots of non sequiturs, and irrelevances. 
 It read like the worst B movie you ever saw. 
 Thank god it's over, things can only improve from here.