-2 Stars for this line: 
 and Barbara Jean had porked up to biblical proportions 
 which is followed by Stephanie scarfing down a Subway sandwich & 6 donuts (she eats at least 3 dozen donuts, 6 at a time, throughout the book). Hypocrites make me angry. 
 It's a shame I have to keep knocking stars off books I really enjoy all because the authors are judgmental. Ah, well. This one's quite funny once you get past that.