Not Instalove 
 Witty Banter 
 Sassy Dialague 
 Smartass not-so-angsty heroine 
 Interesting well-defined characters fuck-yeah-raise-that-to-the-heavens 
 Trenkaluan 
 "I will get her back, even if my actions start a war with the entire galactic council." 
 What a time to be alive! 
 A well-structured, no-nonsense and likeable plotline that sucks you right in from the very first pages. Yay! 
 As the title says, this outspoken smart-ass heroine gets abducted by a former mercenery alien. Initially thinking that this Earthling female will be another whiny little b***, oh boy, is he in for a treat, she is sooo much worse than that. 
 Quotes 
 "I was trying to knock you out so I could escape this room. And it would have worked, too, if you didn't have such a bloody thick skull" 
 "Are you mad at me?" she asked. "No." "Are you sure? Because I"d really hate to be poisoned because you're pissed I hurt you" 
 They're soo cute right from the start til the end. 
 Grumpy Hero (I love them especially when they finally give in to the heroine's antics) 
 Kidnappings 
 Damsel in distress scenes 
 Hot and steamy bed scenes 
 A bit of angst from the heroine 
 Mating 
 HEA 
 Funny and pleasurable sci-fi erotica I'd recommend to everyone. 
 Now, I'll just be off from here to continue to the next book *internally squeals*