Jessica:「You have to come and get me , okay ? I am at St. Ann 's and they think that I turned into -- I -- huh , huh --」
Viki:「Jessie ? Jessie , are you still there ?」
Adriana:「Is everything all right ?」
Viki:「I do n't know . You know what ? I think I -- I have to go .」
Adriana:「Yeah .」
Rex:「Sure , yeah , we can talk about this some other time .」
Viki:「We will , thank you .」
Adriana:「I wonder what that was all about .」
Rex:「Well , I hope Jessica 's okay .」
Adriana:「Guess her search for Charlie B will have to wait .」
Rex:「You know , for a minute there , I thought her Charlie B was our Charlie Balsom .」
Adriana:「I still ca n't figure out why Roxy is so against you looking into your family background .」
Rex:「She 's hiding something for sure . And I might know what it is before our coffee gets cold .」
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Roxy:「I saw this movie once where this woman had a little something mental wrong with her and she 's in a loony bin , and she stays there long enough and finally , she ends up in a padded room .」
Nash:「" Panic room . " Well , St. Ann 's is n't like that , and I 'm not going to leave her there long enough . I just -- I just need her to realize that she ca n't keep doing risky stuff .」
Roxy:「See , that 's the thing about St. Ann 's -- it 's easy to get someone in there . It 's a lot harder to get them out of there .」
Nash:「No , Jessica 's fine . The doctors will realize that .」
Roxy:「Okay , well , when you get her out of there , tell her I 'll give her a manicure . Tell her it 's on me .」
Nash:「I will .」
Roxy:「Get some sleep .
 Okay , one second . What can I do for you ? What the hell do you want ?」
Miles:「I just got out of the hospital and I wanted to come by and thank you for everything that you did for me .」
Roxy:「Well , I could 've done a lot more -- if you let me .」
Miles:「Sorry .」
Roxy:「Yeah , you ca n't help yourself . You 're just not into me .」
Miles:「What I do n't get is , is why you 're into me .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Todd ?」


Todd:「Who 'd you think it was -- Margaret ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Do n't even joke about that , please .」
Todd:「Hmm , your visions , not mine .」
Blair Waldorf:「Sam all right ?」
Todd:「Yeah , he finally conked out . I think you did scare him , though .」
Blair Waldorf:「I probably did . Sorry -- did n't mean to . You know , I think maybe all this seeing Margaret is really maybe my worries about Sam , I do n't know .」
Todd:「That makes the most sense to me .」
Blair Waldorf:「You understand ?」
Todd:「Sure . But he 's not your kid .」
Blair Waldorf:「But I do care about him even though that he 's not mine .」
Todd:「I wish he was yours . I do . Margaret 's just not part of the equation anymore . Do you hear her right now , this second ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No .」
Todd:「Okay . Then you wo n't anymore .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , maybe -- maybe you 're right . Maybe this is n't about Margaret and me -- maybe it 's about you and me .」
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Rex:「Here 's come the lady who might have the answers .」
Corrine:「Rex , it 's so good to see you .」
Rex:「You , too ! Adriana , this is my Aunt Corrine .」
Adriana:「I 've heard so much about you .」
Corrine:「And you 're all I ever hear about when Rex calls me .」
Adriana:「Oh .」
Rex:「Thanks for squeezing me in on your vacation . Please , have a seat .」
Corrine:「Oh , I just wish I could stay a little longer , get to know your lovely fiancée , but I have got that cruise to catch in Manhattan .」
Rex:「Uh -- don tell Roxy . You know , she 's crazy for cruises . You could wind up with the roommate from hell .」
Corrine:「Yeah , it 'll be our secret .」
Rex:「Yeah , we 're all good at secrets in this family , are n't we ?」
Corrine:「Let me look at you . You have become such a man .」
narration:[ Corrine chuckles ]
Corrine:「It 's hard to believe he was this wild teenager getting into all sorts of trouble .」
Adriana:「Rex ? No .」
Corrine:「So , you 've finally found a woman to settle you down ?」
Adriana:「How many other ones tried ?」
Rex:「Uh -- there were n't that many .」
Corrine:「Oh , he 's being modest .」
Adriana:「Mm - hmm . I did hear about one in particular -- Gigi .」
Rex:「What do you say we order ?」
Corrine:「She lasted the longest . Broke her heart when he left town .」
Rex:「I was looking for Natalie . I tried to explain that to Gigi when I saw her down in Texas .」
Corrine:「Oh , is that where she ended up ? She left town right after you did .」
Rex:「That 's ancient history . I just want to think about the future now .」
Corrine:「So , have you set a date ?」
Adriana:「Not yet , but we have started with the wedding plans .」
Rex:「Yeah , I need -- I need your help with my guest list , Aunt Corrine . I want my whole family here .」
Corrine:「Your whole family is here . Uh -- Walter was my only sibling , our parents were only children , and they broke the mold with Roxanne -- that mother of hers did n't even want to have her , let alone any more .」
Rex:「Yeah , well , there 's got to be somebody else somewhere -- a distant cousin or something ?」
Corrine:「Why would you want people you do n't even know at your wedding ?」
Rex:「Oh , well , then there is somebody ?」
Corrine:「Hmm -- no .」
Rex:「There 's no black sheep in the family anywhere ?」


Corrine:「No .」
Rex:「Why is your hand shaking ?」
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Addie:「Well , what 's wrong with going blond , Dori ? Do n't gentlemen prefer them ?」
Charlie:「Well , I think that depends on the blonde .」
Dorian:「Addie , I will take you to Wayne Loree for some highlights .」
Addie:「I ca n't wait to see Foxy Roxy 's .」
Dorian:「No ! Uh -- there are a great many much finer salons here in Llanview . Why , the last time I was at Foxy Roxy 's , I was held up at gunpoint .」
narration:[ Addie gasps ]
Addie:「Sounds exciting ! I 'll get my coat .」
Dorian:「Oh . Thank you for letting my sister down gently .」
Charlie:「Well , I was n't lying to her when I told her that I was n't single . I mean , in my heart , I am very much still with Viki .」
Dorian:「Ah . Yes , her last husband gave her his heart , too .」
Charlie:「Well , that 's what you 're supposed to do in a marriage .」
Dorian:「I meant literally -- a transplant .」
Charlie:「She never told me about that .」
Dorian:「Viki 's had a very complicated life and that 's why I think you 're making the right decision not to tell her that Jared is your son .」
Charlie:「Oh --」
Dorian:「It might just break her poor , borrowed heart -- irreparably , I 'm afraid .」
Charlie:「I had no idea .」
Dorian:「Hmm . Why do n't you come along with Addie and me , just for the ride ?」
Charlie:「Well , thank you , but I do n't really think I need highlights .」
Dorian:「Foxy Roxy 's is on Angel Square , right across from the diner . Did you not say you wanted to check out whether or not Jared had lunch there every day ?」
Charlie:「Yeah . Well , you know , it 's a long shot but like your sister I 've got a lot of lost time that I 've got to make up for .」
Dorian:「Oh .」
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Jared:「I do n't have too many friends in town .」
Natalie:「How about none ?」
Jared:「Okay , so I did n't get off to the best start with everyone , but you were different .」
Natalie:「Come on , I was the one who hated you the most .」
Jared:「At first .」
Natalie:「What , and then I saw the real you ?」
Jared:「Well , no one else ever has .」
Natalie:「Uh -- you know what ? I -- I do n't know where this is going , but I do n't think I like it .」


Jared:「Look , Natalie , I 'm not hitting on you , okay ? I swear , I -- I just need a friend , okay ? I need -- and I think you might , too .」
Natalie:「Okay , but it still does n't mean that working together is a good idea .」
Jared:「Why not ? We are a good team and it is in both of our interests that B.E. 's stock goes up .」
Natalie:「So this is just about money ?」
Jared:「You know better than that . And what do you have to lose ? I mean , if -- if it becomes too much , you cut me loose . And if it works out , we both get our inheritance and a new friend out of it .」
Natalie:「Oh , I 'm going to hate myself in the morning .」
Jared:「I 'm hired ?」
Natalie:「I want all this weirdness to go away , too . I hope we can make that happen .」
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Blair Waldorf:「You know , all this time that we were looking for Sam , we never really stopped to think about what it was going to be like and how we were going to handle him living here with us .」


Todd:「Well , we got him a nice nursery and we bought him all this crap .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm not talking about that .」
Todd:「Us ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes . I 'm talking about us , Todd . You know , I married you so you could get custody and now you 've got your son .」
Todd:「And you got your 5 mil .」
Blair Waldorf:「And that is where it was supposed to end .」
Todd:「But it did n't ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You know a lot 's happened since we got married .」
Todd:「Yeah . Here we are living together under the same roof .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , with all your kids and your $ 5 million nanny .」
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Miles:「I kept Todd Manning away from his son when I knew he was alive .」
Roxy:「Oh , yeah ? Well , I kept Viki away from Natalie for about 20 years , all right ?」
Miles:「Well , I blackmailed Marty into marrying me .」
Roxy:「Well , I blackmailed Max Holden into staying married to me .」
Miles:「Well , I hid Todd Manning in the basement of Marty 's building .」


Roxy:「So Todd 's a jerk , so what ? And you feel bad about that , which makes you a good guy . On the other hand , your brother Mitch -- that 's a creep .」
Miles:「How well did you know him ?」
Roxy:「Oh , you know , not that well at all . And , you know , you 'd be a lot better off not knowing him either .」
Miles:「He 's my brother .」
Roxy:「Yeah , but he 's a devil and you 're an angel . And , you know , I 'm sorry about getting upset about that Natalie thing .」
Miles:「Well , I told you there was nothing going on .」
Roxy:「She said the same thing . She convinced me that she was n't after my friend . Anyway , she 's jonesing after this other guy .」
Miles:「Yeah , her uncle . It seems like Natalie 's got a bad habit of getting involved with the wrong men , like my brother .」
Roxy:「Oh , believe me , that has nothing about love , but it 's going to take a long time for her to get over this guy .」
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Natalie:「Take a look at this .」
Jared:「Ahem . Neiderheim , Inc.」
Natalie:「One of the companies you said we should acquire , and Beagle is close to finalizing the deal .」
Jared:「Ah , wow . We 're going to have to get a new international logo if this keeps up .」
Natalie:「Oh , yeah , already on it . Talk to marketing .」
Jared:「Wow .」
Natalie:「Ok .」
Jared:「Great minds .」
Natalie:「Check out this website . You see ? Here , you can track their growth , and then , you know , we can just incorporate the logo into the web design .」
Jared:「Right .」
Natalie:「This is n't going to be easy .」
Jared:「For either of us .」
Natalie:「But I want it to work .」
Jared:「Yeah , me , too , but it ca n't . Not until I come clean about something .」
Natalie:「About what ?」
Jared:「About what I did last night .」
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Sister:「You have a visitor .」
Jessica:「Oh , Mom . Boy , am I happy to see you .」
Viki:「Hey .」
Sister:「I 'll be right outside if you need me .」
Jessica:「Thank God , they let you in .」
Viki:「Well , darling , they were n't going to let me , but fortunately , I give money here , and I know the administrator , and he said you 're on restricted access . What is going on ?」


Jessica:「They think I 'm Tess . Now , remember when I signed those papers to say " commit me if I ever turn into Tess again " ? Well , they did !」
Viki:「Who 's " they " ?」
Jessica:「Well , it 's all my fault . But -- Jared -- Jared is the one who called St. Ann 's , and Nash , my own husband would n't even back me up .」
Viki:「Why not ? Why would he do that ?」
Nash:「I did what I had to do it , and I 'd do it again , ma'am .」
Viki:「Ok , this does n't make sense .」
Nash:「Oh . Well , has n't your lovely daughter told you what she was trying to pull ?」
Viki:「No .」
Jessica:「Oh , I pretended to be Tess , so I could prove that Jared really is n't Asa 's son .」
Viki:「Then you did the right thing .」
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Todd:「You 're more than a nanny here , and you know that .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah ? Really ? Do I ?」
Todd:「I 've seen you with him . You treat him like you treat Starr and Jack .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , like you said , Todd . He 's their brother , and you 're his father .」
Todd:「And you 're his mother now .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , come on , Todd . You think that little boy cries for me at night when he says " Mommy " ? No .」
Todd:「Well , he does n't mean me when he says " Daddy . " But Michael is n't his father and Marcie is n't his mother .」
Blair Waldorf:「Margaret is .」
Todd:「No , she 's not ! Margaret is dead ! Damn it ! You 're the only mother he 's got now .」
Blair Waldorf:「I somehow thought that , you know , maybe Sam could replace the son that we lost but he -- he ca n't . I know that .」
Todd:「All right . What are you trying to say ? Are you trying to say you do n't want to be part of this ? You do n't want him in our lives ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , no , what I 'm saying , Todd -- if -- if Marcie had n't kidnapped your son , we 'd probably be divorced by now .」
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Jessica:「But , Mom , you 're not even going to help me get out of here ?」
Viki:「No , I did n't say that . But , honey , I know about D.I.D. , and you know what ? It 's nothing to fool with .」
Nash:「That 's what I have been trying to tell her .」
Jessica:「Well , you did n't have to have them lock me up in here .」
Viki:「Maybe they did it because it was the only way to get you to stop . For heaven 's sakes , the host pretending to be the alter ? That 's such a dangerous game .」
Jessica:「I know , but I was n't even close to relapsing , not even close .」
Viki:「Well , you do n't know that , honey .」
Jessica:「Will you stop telling me what I do and I do n't know ? I -- oh , I just -- oh . God , I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry that I barked at you . I just -- I ca n't be in here another second . I -- oh , my God -- you do n't think I 'm Tess , do you ? I -- Mom , I 'm sorry , okay ? I am sorry . I did n't mean to put you through this . I did n't mean to scare you , okay ? After all you 've been through , you do n't deserve this . I am -- I am really sorry .」
Viki:「Okay . I mean , I know it 's you . But , darling , what you did was very wrong . I mean , yes , you wound up here . It could have been so much worse .」
Jessica:「Well , I know . If I could just have gotten something out of Jared , it would have been worth it .」
Nash:「Oh , my God . You still think that what you did was right .」
Jessica:「Hey , Nash , you 've proved your point . I 'm in here , right ? Now , can you please go and tell them that you knew about the plan ?」
Nash:「You 're not even sorry !」
Jessica:「I am sorry ! I think I just said I was sorry right there , right ? Listen , if you want to fight about this , we 'll fight about it at home because Bree needs me and I need to get home .」
Nash:「Well , I need you , too . That 's why I could n't let you keep playing that stupid game .」
Viki:「Well , she ca n't anymore even if she wants to . Obviously , Jared 's -- Jared 's on to you , right ? So there 's no point in keeping her locked up .」
Jessica:「Finally , somebody 's talking some sense . So , when can I leave ?」
Viki:「That 's up to your husband .」
Nash:「I do n't want you in here . I never did . You were taking things too far .」
Jessica:「Fine . Go sign the papers . Do whatever it is you have to do because I ca n't stand to be here another minute .」


Nash:「I love you .」
Jessica:「Huh . I love you , too .」
Nash:「Fine , I 'll go talk to the doctors . I 'll tell them I know you 're a big fake .」
Viki:「I 'll ask the sisters for your clothes . I 'll be right back .」
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Roxy:「Hey , Dorian , you due for a new do ?」
Dorian:「No , no , no ! I am here because my sister , Addie , insisted on coming here for some highlights .」
Roxy:「You 're the crazy one , right ?」
Addie:「Formerly crazy . Now , I 'm as right as you are . And who are you ?」
Miles:「Oh , hi , I 'm Miles Laurence .」
Addie:「The pleasure 's mine , Miles .」
Roxy:「Well , I guess we should get you smocked and highlighted .」
Dorian:「Oh . Charlie , did you find your " friend " at the diner ?」
Charlie:「Yeah -- no , no . He was n't there , and nobody 's seen him all day .」
Roxy:「Hey , Dorian , who 's your friend ?」
Charlie:「I 'm Charlie Balsom .」
Roxy:「So you 're the one ?」
Charlie:「Excuse me ?」
Roxy:「I happen to be a Balsom , too . So you 're the son of a bitch who 's got my son in a lather about his background ?」
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Corinne:「Rex , if I could tell you there are hordes of mysterious Balsoms out there , I would .」
Rex:「But there are n't ?」
Corinne:「That 's right . So , Adriana , have you started looking at wedding dresses ?」
Adriana:「Actually , my friend and I are going to design one . Oh , I actually have to meet Layla . You know what ? I 'll call her and I 'll tell her I ca n't make it .」
Corinne:「Oh , no , no , no , that 's all right . I have to get to New York . I have a ship to catch .」
Adriana:「Right . Well , it was so great to finally meet the Aunt Corinne that Rex is always talking about .」
Corinne:「Oh , and I 'm so glad to meet his lovely fiancée .」
Adriana:「And after your cruise , you 'll have to come back and tell me all of Rex 's wild times in Michigan .」
Rex:「Ha , ha , ha , ha .」
Adriana:「I 'll call you when I 'm done with Layla . Bye .」
Corinne:「Bye . Oh . Thank God your taste in women has improved , Rex . You are really doing well for yourself .」
Rex:「She deserves to know what she 's marrying into .」


Corinne:「What do I have to say to convince you that there 's nothing for you to know about ?」
Rex:「Aunt Corinne , it 's just you and me right now like it was for all the years . We used to tell each other everything .」
Corinne:「Rex , I am sure you 've kept a secret or two from me .」
Rex:「And are you keeping one from me now ? What does n't my mom want me to know ?」
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Todd:「Yes , you 're right . If I had gotten Sam when I was supposed to , things probably would be different .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . Would n't have been a reason for us to even stay together .」
Todd:「Well , but there was n't really one anyway . I mean , you did n't have to stick around after I got Sam .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , I wanted to see it through to the end .」
Todd:「Then why are we still here , standing here together ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Because , Todd , were discussing how we 're going to end it .」
Todd:「No , we 're not . I 'm not .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , we are ! Yes !」


Todd:「Yeah , you know what ? I think I know why you 're fighting this . I really do . I get it now . But here 's the thing . Whenever I do that , you start to harp on me , and you say , " Todd , you got to look -- " no , you say this -- you say , " Todd , you got to look deep within yourself to find the answers . " And now , you 've got to do that . You know I 'm right . It 's your turn .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay . Well , my self deep within me says there 's one thing we can do .」
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Corinne:「Rex , my train leaves in half an hour .」
Rex:「Too bad . If there 's a family secret , I 'll find out . Now , I 'm not just a P.I. -- I 'm a good one and I know when somebody 's dodging me . What are you and Roxy hiding ? Is it -- is -- is it something about Roxy ? My dad ? Okay . You know something . And if you do n't give it up , you can kiss that cruise goodbye .」
Corinne:「I 'm not sure Walter really was your father . All right ? Are you happy now ?」
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Charlie:「I did n't mean to cause any trouble for anybody .」
Dorian:「Yes , it 's purely coincidental that Charlie has the same last name as you do .」
Roxy:「Oh , really ? Because you know , I 've been around a lot and I 've never run into a Balsom before .」
Charlie:「Look , I 'm going to make some phone calls and see if I can track down my friend .」
Dorian:「Right . Roxy --」
Roxy:「Yeah ?」
Dorian:「Now , um -- what I 'm thinking of for Addie is something kind of subtle .」
Roxy:「Oh , yeah , sure , whatever .」
Miles:「Is there something that you want ?」
Addie:「I know you from somewhere .」
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Natalie:「So what 'd you want to tell me ?」
Jared:「Well , I 'm sure you 're going to hear it from someone else , so better if it 's from me first .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Natalie:「Oh , I 'm sorry . Excuse me one second . Natalie Buchanan . Nash , what 's up ? Uh -- thank you for letting me know . You had my sister committed ?」
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Jessica:「Hi , I 'm waiting for my mother and my husband so I 'm just going to go take a look around .」
Sister:「No , you ca n't , not until you actually have your release papers .」
Jessica:「Well , I do n't know what could be taking them so long .
 Alison ? Alison Perkins ?」
Alison:「I know something you do n't know」
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Todd:「So I guess you 've finally figured out what I 've known for a while . That you and I --」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , Todd , these last few months , I have been running on pure emotion . I mean , actually , it 's before that -- way before that . Our wedding -- and not this last one . I 'm talking about the one when Margaret showed up . You know , remember her ?」


Todd:「Yes .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ruined our lives . And I 've been trying from that moment just to make everything right again -- everything right . And I know that I have made some huge mistakes , Todd -- I mean , really big mistakes -- because I 'd made my choices base on the " what ifs , " not the " what is , " and I ca n't do that anymore and I 'm not going to do that anymore .」
Todd:「Well -- I think , for whatever reasons , you 're making the right decision .」
Blair Waldorf:「You bet -- I am . So , the best thing would be for you and Sam to pack up and -- and move out .」


narration:[ Pop music playing ]
Blair Waldorf:「Hey , Markko . Where is the party ?」
Markko:「All around . And thank you so much for making it happen .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , it 's fine , but I have n't seen Starr or Cole yet . Where are they ?」
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Starr:「This is Halloween . That 's Jack and the one in the little rock outfit , that 's Sam .」
Matthew:「They 're both different kids .」
Cole:「Yeah , no kidding . Jack is always in your face . Trying to work an angle , you know .」
Starr:「You never know what he is going to say next .」
Cole:「And Sam 's really quiet .」
Starr:「[ Gasps ] Oh , look . Here 's an even better picture of them without their costumes . There you can really see them .」
Dani:「They 're cute .」
Starr:「Thanks . You know , I have hard copies somewhere . I just did n't get a chance to unpack them .」
Dani:「No . It 's okay .」
Starr:「No , I left some of them at Aunt Dorian 's when we ran out .」


Cole:「Yeah , look , I 'll find the prints .」
Dani:「Stop , okay ? I mean , it 's nice , they 're cute kids , but ... all I can think is that we 're Todd Manning 's children .」
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Todd:「We 're getting no help from these people . 15 minutes .」
Téa:「Till what ?」
Todd:「Till my PIs are supposed to call me back . If they have n't found Danielle by then , I 'll step it up .」
Téa:「What does that mean ?」
Todd:「Well , I know this private security firm and these guys ask all the right questions and they can also look internationally .」
Téa:「Todd , it has n't come to that ...」
Todd:「Are you absolutely positive of that ? Really ? Our daughter , who was able to sneak herself and a kid in a wheelchair out of England ? You 're positive she has n't gotten on a plane ?」
Téa:「Todd , I 'm not the enemy .」
Todd:「No , that 's me .」
Téa:「I think Rachel 's onto something . She thinks Matthew was lying and she thinks Daniella 's still with him .」
Todd:「Let 's go see Bo and Nora .」
Téa:「Yeah , let 's go .」
Officer:「All right , I 'll start the paperwork .」
Todd:「Are they locking you up , John ? I guess Lowell finally got something right .」
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Natalie:「Every morning , before I wake up , it 's like this tape that keeps running over and over again . All the ways that -- that I could 've stopped Mitch from killing Jared . And every morning , I save him . And then I open my eyes .」
Marty:「That 's very natural . Very normal . It 's easier for you to blame yourself than it would be to feel that it was beyond your control .」
Natalie:「And what about blaming other people ?」
Marty:「Very common . That works , too .」
Natalie:「No . No , except it did n't . It did n't work . I mean , I blamed John because he did n't believe that Jared was innocent . I mean , I smacked him around a little . I went to his room and I just let him have it . And then I-- and then I fell apart .」
Marty:「Apart ?」
Natalie:「Yeah . I was a mess .」
Marty:「Well , that 's probably why you went to John . Not because you were mad at him but because you needed to grieve . And you felt safe with him . I mean , you two are very close , are n't you ?」
Natalie:「Okay , this is weird . I mean , I 'm John 's ex and I 'm going to therapy with his girlfriend ? Does this work ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


John:「They had me arrested for assault . You want to know why ?」
Todd:「No .」
John:「Lowell had me arrested so Mitch Laurence could go after your niece Jessica .」
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Brody:「Where 's Jessica ? Mosser . Hey , Jason , Jason , come on , man . Where is Jessica ?」
Jason:「I do n't know .」
Brody:「Stay with me . Hey . What happened ?」
Jason:「I was watching Jessica on the phone and I felt something sharp .」
Brody:「Like a needle ? Did you see anything else ?」
Jason:「No .」
Brody:「Jessica 's gone !」
Viki:「Brody ?」
Brody:「Yes , ma'am . Is Jessica upstairs ?」
Viki:「No , I do n't think so . I left her here .」
Brody:「When ?」
Viki:「A few minutes ago . I went upstairs to make a -- what 's going on ? What happened ?」
Brody:「Officer Mosser was drugged and I found Jessica 's cell phone and her purse . There 's no way she 'd leave these behind .」
Viki:「What are you saying ? Somebody came in here and took her ?」
Brody:「They must have been watching . They waited until Jessica was alone and they grabbed her .」
Viki:「It 's got ta be Mitch .」
Brody:「Has to be . That letter was a trap and I fell right into it .」
Viki:「She told me about the letter . He wanted to meet her .」
Brody:「Mitch knew we 'd never let her do that . Viki , he knew I 'd go to the docks instead . He knew I 'd leave Jessica here .」
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John:「Yeah , Laurence set it up so Jessica would be alone and he had Lowell arrest me so I 'd be out of the way .」
Officer:「I 'll see what Lowell wants to do . Keep an eye on him , all right ?」
Second Officer:「It 's John .」
First Officer:「Does n't matter .」
Todd:「Téa , what if Mitch took Danielle ?」
Téa:「Why would Mitch Laurence want our daughter ?」
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Marty:「I can handle hearing about John from you . I would n't have suggested counseling if I did n't .」
Natalie:「Okay .」
Marty:「Are you uncomfortable talking about him ?」
Natalie:「No . No , I mean , John-- John 's great . He knows me so well . I mean , I definitely ca n't fool him . We were -- we were close for a really long time .」
Marty:「Do you think about that now ?」
Natalie:「What do you mean ?」


Marty:「It 's natural when a spouse dies . The loss , it 's so hard to take in . And people tend to want to fill that space , you know , find a substitute . It 's like a phantom spouse . And oftentimes , it 's the children that takes on that role .」
Natalie:「But I do n't have any children .」
Marty:「No .」
Natalie:「So you think that I 'm turning John into a phantom spouse ?」
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Todd:「Mitch came to see me the other day . He wanted help with Jessica .」
Téa:「Why would he think you would help him ?」
Todd:「The sicko believed that I owe him something . I do n't know . But he knew all about Danielle .」
Téa:「What ? How ?」
Todd:「I do n't know . He just knew . He tried to bond with me because we both have daughters who do n't understand us , so I kicked him out .」
Téa:「So this could be payback .」
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Dani:「I 'm sorry I 'm being a bitch .」
Starr:「No , you 're not .」
Matthew:「We get it .」
Dani:「You 're all so nice and trying to make it okay , but it ca n't be . I mean , Todd Manning . How is that ever okay ?」
Starr:「I grew up with him . I know a different guy than who you read about .」
Cole:「Nobody 's saying it 's not a big problem .」
Starr:「And look , there 's just more . That 's all . There 's a whole family that 's involved .」
Dani:「How does that work ? Do you all get together ? I do n't want to be in the same room as Todd .」
Cole:「Well , for birthdays and holidays , we make it work .」
Dani:「How ?」
Starr:「My mom . She 's the one that holds us all together .」
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Markko:「Starr and Cole had , um , a thing come up .」
Blair Waldorf:「What do you mean , a thing ?」


Markko:「They ca n't be here .」
Blair Waldorf:「Are you kidding me ? Starr is not even gon na be here for her own 18th birthday ? Something did n't happen to Hope , did it ?」
Markko:「I asked . She 's fine .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , then , what is it ?」
Markko:「I do n't know . Cole said that -- that they were all all right but that it could n't be helped . It sounded important .」
Blair Waldorf:「Unbelievable . Well , is Langston here at least ? Did she make it to the party ?」
Markko:「Oh , yeah , yeah . She 's here and she is definitely having a good time .」
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Ford:「You 're intense .」
Langston:「Not just me .」
Ford:「Feel .」
Langston:「I can't -- I ca n't do this .」
Ford:「Okay .」
Langston:「I love Markko .」
Ford:「Then go .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「So , where is Langston ?」


Markko:「She 's in the ladies room , but I can tell you she really appreciates everything you did , and so do I.」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , that 's great . So , did everybody come ? All your friends ?」
Markko:「Yeah . Yeah . Everybody came . I even invited that phony filmmaker .」
Blair Waldorf:「Who ?」
Markko:「His name is Ford . He lives with Cristian and Layla , so I thought it would be polite to ask . He 's hanging out with them .」
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Starr:「My mom 's great at keeping the peace .」
Cole:「When she wants to .」
Starr:「She does want peace in the family , but I 'm sure your mom did n't tell you that .」
Dani:「She did n't say anything about your mom .」
Starr:「Really ?」
Cole:「Ha !」
Dani:「What ?」
Starr:「They do n't exactly get along .」
Cole:「That 's an understatement .」
Starr:「Look , do you want to see a picture of my mom ? That 's her .」
Dani:「I know her .」
Starr:「You what ?」


Dani:「She was with me in Seattle when my dad , my real dad -- my--」
Starr:「You met my mom in Seattle ?」
Dani:「She was amazing to me . You 're the daughter . She said she had a girl a little older than me .」
Starr:「I guess that would be me .」
Dani:「She really loves you .」
Starr:「Your mom loves you , too , you know .」
Dani:「I guess .」
Matthew:「You know what ? It 's getting kind of late . My parents are probably gon na look for me . And I know your mom already is .」
Dani:「Yeah .」
Matthew:「We need a plan .」
Dani:「Can I stay with you ?」
Starr:「Sure . Under one condition .」
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Markko:「I 'm going to go see what 's taking Langston so long .」
Blair Waldorf:「Do n't .」
Markko:「Why not ?」
Langston 's voice:「I ca n't stop thinking about Ford .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'll just -- I'll go get her , all right ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Ford:「Go on . Go back to Markko .」


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Dani:「Please , Starr . Tell your roommates I wo n't be any trouble .」
Starr:「Oh , no , that 's not--」
Dani:「I 'll sleep on the kitchen floor if I have to .」
Cole:「Look , we 're fine with you being here .」
Dani:「Then what 's the condition ?」
Starr:「You have to call your mom and tell her that you 're here .」
Dani:「No .」
Matthew:「Come on , Starr . Give her a break .」
Dani:「I ca n't deal with them yet .」
Matthew:「I promised her you would n't make her call .」
Starr:「Do n't make promises for me , Matthew . And I did n't say " them . " I just said " her . "」
Dani:「Like she 'd come alone .」
Matthew:「Look , what if she just calls her mom and tells her that she 's okay ?」
Dani:「Yeah , then she knows I 'm okay and she wo n't be worried .」
Starr:「She 's still gon na go nuts looking for you .」
Dani:「Okay , then . No problem . Thanks anyway .」
Starr:「Dani , wait . Téa will not make you see Todd .」
Dani:「She 'll tell him where I am and he 'll , like , break down the door to get in here ,」
Cole:「She knows your dad .」
Starr:「Trust me . Téa will make him stay away . You do not have to deal with Todd until you 're ready , okay ? Please . Call her .」
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Téa:「Tell me everything Mitch said to you .」
Todd:「I do n't remember word for word , but he offered to get rid of Cole if I 'd help him with Jessica .」
John:「Nice .」
Téa:「What did he mean " get rid of " ?」
Todd:「Exactly what it sounded like . You know about this guy , do n't you ?」
Téa:「Did he threaten Daniella ?」
Todd:「Not in so many words , but it 's always there with Mitch .」
Téa:「John , do you think what Lowell and Mitch did tonight is about getting to Jessica ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Brody:「All right , buddy . I got EMS on the way .」
Viki:「Bree 's asleep . She 's fine , thank God .」
Brody:「I spoke to Clint . We can get more security from B.E.」
Viki:「What about the police ?」
Brody:「They 're useless with Lowell in charge . He showed up at the docks with a couple of uniforms , just in time to protect Mitch and to arrest John and me .」
Viki:「So , how did you get here ?」
Brody:「Well , John distracted them long enough for me to get away . The second Lowell showed up , I knew .」


Viki:「They were gon na arrest you and someone was gon na take Jessie .」
Brody:「We have to find her .」
Viki:「Look , I know he wo n't hurt her , okay ? I know that . Because she 's his daughter . We 've got to get her back . Maybe John can help . Is there any chance he got away ?」
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John:「Laurence may want payback for what Todd 's done .」
Téa:「So you 're saying he might be after our girl ?」
John:「Maybe . I think Laurence 's first move tonight is gon na be--」
Officer:「Hey , who said you could talk ?」
Téa:「No talking ? In a squad room ? Are you joking ? Since when did that become a rule ? Now , you may all be Lowell 's goons , but I 'm not taking crap from any of you .」
Todd:「Terrific . Where is she ? All right , keep her there . Hey , hey . We have Dani . Come on , let 's go .」
Téa:「You need a lawyer , call me .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Marty:「It does n't matter what I think . How does it feel to you ?」
Natalie:「Everything has been a nightmare since Jared died . You think that I want to replace Jared with John ?」
Marty:「It 's not for me to say .」
Natalie:「Well , why not ? You 're the professional here .」
Marty:「It 's more important for you to try to work your way through your own feelings .」
Natalie:「For John ?」
Marty:「For your loss .」
Natalie:「Marty , I do n't have to go looking for that pain . Why do you want to talk about John ?」
Marty:「We 've talked about a lot of things . We 've talked about Jared . We 've talked about your family . We 've talked about Mitch for most of the session . It 's your time .」
Natalie:「Yeah . Yeah , it is my time , but all I 've said is that I gave a smack to John and -- and you 're saying that I want to make him my substitute husband .」
Marty:「That 's not exactly what I said .」
Natalie:「Close enough .」
Marty:「You feel a loss . John is a rescuer .」
Natalie:「Uh - uh . No . No , no . John 's your rescuer . That is your relationship with John .」
Marty:「We 're not talking about me .」
Natalie:「Really ? Are you sure about that , Marty ? You know , I 'm starting to wonder why were you so hot to want to counsel me in the first place . Marty , my husband just died and you think that I want to go out and steal your boyfriend ? My God , you are a manipulative bitch .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Cell phone rings ]


Stan:「Officer Lovett .」
Brody:「Lowell ?」
Stan:「There 's a title that goes with that , Officer .」
Brody:「Sir . What are you doing with John 's phone , sir ? Is he with you ?」
Stan:「We 're getting his cell ready now . You left a crime scene , Officer . You evaded arrest .」
Brody:「Where 's Jessica ?」
Stan:「Who ?」
Brody:「Mitch had her kidnapped . Where 'd he take her ?」
Stan:「I have no idea what you 're talking about . If you 're looking for Jessica Buchanan , I 'd try St. Ann 's . She has a standing reservation .」
narration:[ Click ]
Viki:「What ?」
Brody:「John 's in custody .」
Viki:「Fine . Let 's go .」
Brody:「No , Viki , you should stay here .」
Viki:「No . We have to get Jessie back . I ca n't sit here and do nothing .」
Brody:「You know , wherever she is , Jessica will fight to get to a phone , and the first place she 'll call is here .」
Viki:「Fine . Fine . I 'll stay here . God , I hope she 's all right .」
Brody:「She knows how to take care of herself now . You taught her that .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「Hey , Stan , how 's your kid ? What 's his name -- Justin ?」
Stan:「Do you want to chat with me ?」
John:「Sure . You think your family 's safe right now ?」
Stan:「I heard a threat to the commissioner of police . How about you ?」
Officer:「Yup .」
John:「Oh , no , not by me . But you know , if you make the wrong move with Laurence , who do you think pays ?」
Stan:「Make sure his cell is ready . Nobody is listening , McBain .」
John:「Look , what do you think happens when you 've served your purpose for Laurence ? You think he just lets you walk away ?」
Stan:「I am doing my duty for the city of Llanview .」
John:「No matter what you do for him , it wo n't be enough , you know ? Get down on your knees , you give him the keys to this city , it 's not gon na change your fate . You 're a snitch , Lowell . Laurence knows that . He ca n't let you live , because he knows you 'll turn on him . So , what 'd you get for being a stooge ? Huh ? A few months out of a cell ? You get to put me away for a little while ? Is that worth your life ?」
Officer:「They 're almost ready in holding .」
Stan:「I want McBain in leg irons . He tried to kill an innocent man on the docks tonight . He 's dangerous .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Marty:「That 's a lot of anger .」
Natalie:「You think that I 'm angry with you ?」
Marty:「No .」
Natalie:「This is ridiculous . You just want to keep tabs on John and me , so you pretend to be all professional but it 's all bull .」
Marty:「Natalie , you 're in crisis now .」
Natalie:「What ? And that makes John want me ? Look , the rescue thing , that 's your thing . I do n't need to be saved .」
Marty:「You stabbed Mitch Laurence and he covered for you . He already rescued you .」
Natalie:「I did n't ask him to do that . In fact , I tried to confess several times .」
Marty:「I know , I know , and he did n't want you to .」
Natalie:「No . No , because that 's him .」
Marty:「It is .」
Natalie:「Fine . You got a problem with John , take it up with John .」
Marty:「I do n't have a problem with John .」
Natalie:「Oh , but I do ?」
Marty:「You said you do n't want John to be your rescuer . Then perhaps you should stay away from him so you do n't end up getting hurt .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Ahem .」


Langston:「Blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , Markko was just about to come looking for you , Langston .」
Ford:「Uh , I think I 'll go get a drink .」
Blair Waldorf:「You do that . Is that Ford ? I thought you were trying to stay away from him .」
Langston:「I was . I did . Markko invited him .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , and you just happened to fall and land on his lips ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Markko:「Hey , have you seen Langston ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Langston:「He kissed me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , did you kiss him back ?」
Langston:「Yeah . Oh , what did I do ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , Langston , it 's okay .」
Langston:「No , it 's not okay . I ca n't believe that I-- you 're -- you 're not gon na tell Markko , are you ?」
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Dani:「I ca n't talk to my mom . Hey , Mom , tell me about my father , the rapist ?」
Starr:「Can we not get into that now ?」


Dani:「Sorry .」
Starr:「Look , I had all the same questions for my mom , too . How could you ever love a man like that ?」
Dani:「What did she say ?」
Starr:「That does n't matter . You need to work this out with your mom .」
Cole:「But not tonight .」
Matthew:「Just call her and tell her that you 're okay .」
Starr:「Do n't make her suffer .」
narration:[ Knocks on door ]
Téa:「Oh , thank God .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「Oh , okay . I got the message loud and clear .」
Marty:「What ?」
Natalie:「Stay away from John , or else .」
Marty:「That 's what you heard ?」
Natalie:「Cut the crap , Marty . Do n't be all shrinky right now . You want me to stay away from John .」
Marty:「I want you to be careful so you do n't get hurt by anyone right now . It 's natural for you to want to find someone to take away your pain .」
Natalie:「As long as it 's not your boyfriend .」
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Brody:「You 're joking .」
John:「Apparently , I 'm dangerous .」
Brody:「Jessica is missing .」
Stan:「Officer Lovett , you 're smart to turn yourself in .」
Brody:「I did n't do anything .」
Stan:「Mitch Laurence swears he was on the docks reading his bible when you and John McBain tried to kill him .」
Brody:「Where is Laurence ?」
Stan:「I have no idea .」
Brody:「Where would he take Jessica ?」
Stan:「Officer Lovett , do you have any idea what 's going on here ? The only reason you are not under arrest is that we ca n't embarrass this department with more than one rogue cop at a time .」
Brody:「I 'm not a rogue cop .」
Stan:「Prove it .」
Brody:「Sir ?」
Stan:「Prove you can still do your job . Book McBain .」
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Marty:「Sorry . This is my mistake . This is obviously not working .」
Natalie:「Well , that was never the plan , was it ?」
Marty:「I 'm gon na give you the name of another therapist , and she actually specializes in grief counseling , and I think she would be a big help .」
Natalie:「Like you were ? Marty , you want to warn me away from John , go right ahead and do it , but do n't you dare hide behind a white lab coat and a degree and act like it 's for my own good . So , have the guts and just say it . That 's what I thought .」
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Téa:「Why did n't you call ?」


Starr:「We were just getting into that .」
Todd:「Dani is okay . That 's the important thing .」
Téa:「Well , can we come in ?」
Dani:「No . Mom can , but not him .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Look . I 'm not gon na tell Markko about that kiss , and neither should you .」
Langston:「It was two kisses .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , Langston , you really better watch it .」
Langston:「I know . It 's just--」
Blair Waldorf:「You do n't know what you 're playing with . This is serious . Be careful .」
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Ford:「Last time I saw the birthday girl , she was with you having a great time .」
Markko:「Yeah . We do .」
Ford:「Must be nice .」
Markko:「Hey . Whoa , is something wrong ?」
Langston:「No . I 'm just tired .」
Markko:「No . She 's all partied out .」
Langston:「Tired . Yeah . Tired . Let 's go .」


Markko:「Sure . Sounds perfect . Blair , thanks again for everything . It was a great party .」
Blair Waldorf:「Good .」
Langston:「Yeah . Thanks for everything .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you two go home and have a great night .」
Ford:「See you in film class , Rivera .」
Markko:「Later .」
Blair Waldorf:「Not so fast , studly .」
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Téa:「So , you looked up Todd on the internet , huh ?」
Dani:「Yeah .」
Téa:「Oh , honey , I am so sorry . I never wanted you to find out that way .」
Dani:「What 'd you have in mind ?」
Téa:「We were going to tell you together .」
Dani:「Yeah , right . Could you imagine ?」
Matthew:「It 's probably better this way .」
Cole:「Yeah . It gave you more time . Hey , Matthew , you want to--」
Matthew:「Yeah .」
Cole:「Yeah . That 's --」
Téa:「I 'm glad you have a friend here .」
Dani:「Me , too .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Todd:「Danielle is pretty upset , huh ?」
Starr:「She knows about you , Dad . She knows everything .」
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Téa:「Ask .」
Dani:「What ?」
Téa:「Whatever you want .」
Dani:「How ? How could you love someone who did-- Dad broke some stuff , and you decided that he was so angry and dangerous that I had to go to school halfway across the world just to be safe , but you love a rapist . You want me to call a rapist dad ?」
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Starr:「Matthew brought her over here because he thought I could help .」
Todd:「I 'm sure you can .」
Starr:「Not really . She wants to know how I could be your daughter after knowing all the stuff that you 've done to Marty .」
Todd:「Could she-- did you help to make her understand ?」
Starr:「No . I could n't .」
Todd:「You accepted me after you heard , right ?」
Starr:「Because I was your daughter before , you know ...」
Todd:「Yeah .」
Starr:「And you were just Dad . You took me to scary movies . You bought me lizards . You kept me safe . You were the best man in the entire world to me .」
Todd:「Oh , please .」
Starr:「Well , I have years of that stuff , you know , before I learned all the bad things .」
Todd:「Yeah , and I guess Dani had all the time with someone else .」
Starr:「I just think you 're gon na have to take it slow with her .」
Todd:「I 'd like to , but there 's this maniac on the loose .」
Starr:「What ?」
Todd:「Mitch Laurence . You did n't know about that ? He 's out there somewhere . I 'm afraid he might come after--」
Starr:「Dad , do n't worry about that . We 're gon na be okay .」
Todd:「Yeah , but it 's --」
Starr:「Do n't push it , or you 'll lose .」
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Téa:「All I 'm asking is that you give Todd a chance .」
Dani:「Because you love him ? Why ? How ?」
Téa:「I want you to give Todd a chance because he is your biological father and I want you to have a relationship with him . Can you do that ? Can you get to know him ? Can you give him a chance ?」
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Todd:「I 'm sorry this got thrown in your lap . It 's certainly not how I pictured it .」
Starr:「Pictured what ?」
Todd:「The family reunion . I wanted it to be a big surprise and all that .」
Starr:「It was definitely that , trust me .」
Todd:「Happy Birthday .」
Starr:「Just all part of being your daughter .」


Todd:「I wanted to do better for you on your 18th , though .」
Starr:「You gave me a sister .」
Todd:「Hmm , we 'll see .」
Starr:「Hey , just give her a chance .」
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Dani:「Do n't ask me to give Todd a chance . Starr kept trying to say that he 's this family man . She even showed me pictures of her brothers .」
Téa:「They 're your brothers , too , your half - brothers , and they 're great kids , honey .」
Dani:「I 'm sure .」
Téa:「Oh , well , think about that for a while , huh ? There 's a whole other family . You always wanted brothers and sisters .」
Dani:「Yeah . That part is nice . Is he still out there ?」
Starr:「Yeah .」
Dani:「Go . If you stay here , he 'll just come in here . Just please--」
Téa:「Well , how about this ? Todd leaves , and you and I go back to Rachel 's or the Palace , wherever you want . We wo n't have to see him , I promise .」
Dani:「No .」
Téa:「Well , it 'll just be you and I , okay ? Just--」
Dani:「Yeah , but , Mom , I ca n't hang out with you when you 're , like , working on me .」
Téa:「I would n't be .」
Dani:「You hover .」
Téa:「I would be ... hovering .」
Dani:「Just let me stay here .」
Téa:「It 's too much to ask .」
Starr:「No . I offered .」
Cole:「Yeah . We 're fine with it .」
Dani:「It 's my family , right , my sister ? I have a niece .」
Téa:「Are you all sure ?」
Starr:「We 're positive .」
Téa:「Oh , okay . Thank you , and thank you for bringing her here .」
Matthew:「No problem .」
Téa:「All right . Thanks , guys . Hey , call me , okay ? All right . Call me and sleep well .」
Starr:「It 's gon na be okay .」
Téa:「Ohh ...」
narration:[ Door closes ]
Todd:「What 's the deal ?」
Téa:「Dani wants to stay here with Starr , with her sister , I guess .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Door closes ]
Natalie:「Mom ?」
Viki:「Natalie ? Oh , thank God you 're all right .」
Natalie:「Yeah . I 'm sorry I could n't pick up . I was in a meeting . So , what 's going on ?」
Viki:「It looks like Mitch has kidnapped Jessica .」
Natalie:「Damn it !」


Viki:「They lured Brody away , and then the guard outside was drugged , and somebody came in here and took her .」
Natalie:「Well , what are we doing ?」
Viki:「Well , John is under arrest , and Brody is at the police station .」
Natalie:「What ?」
Viki:「I know . The whole thing is just insane .」
Natalie:「No , no . It makes perfect sense to that creep Lowell and Mitch . So , the cops actually went along with arresting John ?」
Viki:「Yeah . Apparently , they did .」
Natalie:「Wow , this is not a good sign . This is not a good sign at all . That means that the cops will do anything that Lowell says .」
Viki:「Yeah , and the commissioner is not gon na lift a finger to help us find Jessica , not even if I make a stink about it .」
Natalie:「John will . No matter what they do to him , John'll help us .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「Uhh ...」
Brody:「Mitch say anything about where he was going or where he might have taken Jessica ?」
John:「I did n't hear much . They dragged me away pretty quick .」
Brody:「I ca n't believe I let him bait me .」
John:「Still have the letter he sent Jessica ?」
Brody:「Yeah .」
John:「You know , there 's got to be something in it , you know -- a fingerprint , a fiber , a smudge , something .」
Brody:「Yeah . Well , we ca n't trust the lab here anymore .」
John:「I know a guy from the bureau . His name is Vince Shelton , all right ? He 's got a lab in Philly .」
Brody:「Sign here .」
John:「There you go . Get him the letter . If there 's anything there , he 'll find it .」
Brody:「And then we 'll find Jessica .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「I 'm gon na head over to the police station . You gon na be okay ?」
Viki:「Yeah . I have to stay here and look after Bree and be here in case Jessie calls .」
Natalie:「I just hate leaving you here alone . Where 's Charlie ?」
Viki:「He 's out .」
Natalie:「Out ?」
Viki:「Yeah . Not now , honey .」
Natalie:「Mom , Mom , if something is going on , you 've got to talk to me .」
Viki:「No , not now , okay ? Important thing is , we 've got to get Jessica back home , so you need to tell me if John or Brody have found out anything at all .」
Natalie:「Would n't they call ?」
Viki:「No , not if Lowell is watching them , honey .」


Natalie:「My God , it 's like we 're living in an occupied country . This is insane .」
Viki:「I know , but it ca n't last , you know ? We 'll get everybody home .」
Natalie:「I love you .」
Viki:「Bye .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Stan:「Lovett , did you finish that report ?」
Brody:「Yes , sir . I 'm on my way to file it right now .」
Stan:「Good , and when you 're done , you can turn in your shield and your gun .」
Brody:「What ?」
Stan:「I may not want to arrest you , but you 're off the force .」
narration:[ Cell phone rings ]
Stan:「Oh , ha ha ha ! It 's your girlfriend . Hello , Dr. Saybrooke .」
Marty:「Uh , hello . I 'm sorry . I thought that I dialed--」
Stan:「John McBain ? You did . This is Commissioner Lowell .」
Marty:「Why do you have his phone ? Where is he ?」
Stan:「I 'm afraid your boyfriend is indisposed .」
narration:[ Click ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「So , what 's up with you and Langston ?」


Ford:「Maybe you should ask her .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , I did . She 's a sweet girl who really loves her boyfriend .」
Ford:「Yeah . I respect Langston . She knows what she wants . I could tell by the way she kissed me .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Starr:「Hi .」
Markko:「Hey , Happy Birthday .」
Starr:「Oh , thank you . How was it ?」
Langston:「It was great .」
Markko:「You were missed .」
Cole:「Starr 's mom mad ?」
Markko:「A little . I mean , more curious . What 's up ?」
Cole:「It 's kind of a big day .」
Langston:「Hey , Matthew .」
Matthew:「Hey .」
Langston:「Guys , what 's going on ?」
Starr:「Come on in . Come on . Danielle . Langston , Markko , this is Danielle . She 's my sister .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「You know , you may have fooled all these little high - school girls , but I can smell you a mile away .」
Ford:「Hmm , excuse me .」


Blair Waldorf:「You 're not interested in little girls , are you ?」
Ford:「Langston is n't a little girl .」
Blair Waldorf:「Is that what you want , a relationship , grown - up , with Langston ?」
Ford:「Sure . Why not ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You want a relationship with Langston ?」
Ford:「I could be persuaded to go another way .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hmm , yeah . That 's real clear . You do n't give a damn about Langston . You 're just a sleazy , little player .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「You son of a bitch ! You let that monster take my sister .」
Stan:「Steady .」
Natalie:「No . You let that sick freak take her to God only knows where .」
Brody:「Natalie , do n't .」
Natalie:「No . You know where Jessica is , do n't you ? You know .」
Stan:「I have no idea where your very troubled sister might be . As far as we know , she could be stealing another baby .」
John:「Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , hey , whoa , ho , easy .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Starr:「Mm !」
narration:[ Knocks on door ]
Starr:「Go , go , go . Go , go . I 'll get it .」
Matthew:「Dude , just -- come on .」
Téa:「Hey , um , I brought some things over . I did n't know if you had any extra bedding , so I brought that , too .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「Oh . Oh .」
Todd:「Not who you were expecting .」
Viki:「No . I was hoping .」
Todd:「Yeah . Me , too . When that did n't help , I figured maybe you could .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Téa:「I guess a good - night hug would be too much to ask , huh ?」
Starr:「Not from me . She 's okay here .」
Téa:「Oh , you are such an adult .」
Starr:「As of today .」
Téa:「Happy Birthday . Oh , you should 've had a party .」
Starr:「There was one . It was at Capricorn .」
Téa:「And you missed it .」
Starr:「Yeah , but I 'm glad that I was here .」
Téa:「Me , too . Me , too . Oh ...」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Ford:「Felt to me like you liked it .」
Blair Waldorf:「You just stay away from Langston , little boy .」


Ford:「What are you , her mother ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . I 'm not her mother , but I 'm the closest thing that she has , and I 'm watching you . You hurt Langston , and I will hurt you .」


Téa:「What 'd we get ? Bills . Bills . Bills . Oh . Something from Echo DiSavoy .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Echo:「Wow . Thank you so much for helping me set up this page .」
Shane:「You did n't need me .」
Echo:「Right . I 'm sure that you probably could set up an entire web site in your sleep , you 're so smart .」
Shane:「Not that smart .」
Echo:「You are , too . I wish I had half your talent . I bet all the kids at school are jealous , huh ?」
Shane:「All right , so you just need to hit " send " now .」
Echo:「That 's it ?」
Shane:「Well , yeah , if you want to friend the person .」
Echo:「Well , yeah . We 're not exactly friends .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Cell phone vibrates ]
Dorian:「Ohh .」
Viki:「Something wrong ?」
Dorian:「Yes , actually . Echo DiSavoy has tagged me on MyFace .」
Viki:「And that 's a problem ?」
Dorian:「She knows . She 's on to me that I am trying to get her to admit the truth about Rex 's paternity , that Clint is Rex 's father and not Charlie .」
Viki:「" What 's Mayor Lord hiding ? " Good question . Oh , my God . That 's you . What are you doing in that get - up ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Joey:「Kelly . Hey .」
Kelly:「Joey . Hi .」
Joey:「Hey , I 'm glad I ran into you .」
Kelly:「You are ?」
Joey:「Yeah . No I wanted to thank you . Aubrey told me that you called and apologized for the way that you acted towards her . I 'm sure she 'd thank you herself .」
Kelly:「That 's completely not necessary .」
Joey:「Oh , no . She 's on her way here now . She 's meeting for dinner . She 's -- actually , she 's a little bit late .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Aubrey:「Ooh . I got ta get dressed .」
Cutter:「Oh , no , no . Not just yet . I 'm glad you 're not still mad at me for finding Kelly Cramer attractive . Anyway , she never got back to me , so maybe her apology was real after all .」
Aubrey:「I would n't know . I 've had other things on my mind .」
Cutter:「Like what ?」
Aubrey:「Like maybe we should abandon our plan to clean out Joey and run .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「You gon na open that now ?」
Téa:「You got a problem with it ?」
Todd:「Can it wait ? You 're just driving me crazy with that pirate shirt .」


Téa:「Well , then I guess that means that you do n't want to help me take it off ?」
Todd:「Let 's see what we can do with it .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「So , Tomás , you painted that portrait from this photograph ?」
Tomás:「Yes .」
Blair Waldorf:「This is from my wedding .」
Tomás:「That 's the psychotic husband you 're talking about ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . Not this one .」
Tomás:「How many psychotic exes do you have ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I have a bigger question here . How the hell did you get this photograph ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Echo:「You know what , Shane ? I could friend you .」
Shane:「Um ...」
Echo:「I 'm sorry . It 's probably so uncool to be friends with your grandma , right ?」
Rex:「Who wants pizza ?」
Shane:「Again ?」
Gigi:「Hey . Your father and I are working crazy hours to make our family 's life better . I got your prescription for your inhaler refilled .」
Rex:「Thank you for watching him .」


Shane:「I do n't need to be watched .」
Echo:「No , no , you do n't need to be watched , but I needed help with my computer . And I actually should be thanking you for giving me the chance to get to know my grandson .」
Rex:「Actually , why do n't you join us ?」
Echo:「Really ? I 'd like that .」
Gigi:「Bills , bills , bills . Honey , I think we 're gon na have to get a third job .」
Rex:「After dinner . All right . Go wash your hands , buddy .」
Gigi:「Hold it right there , young man . Do you want to explain this ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「I went incognita-- undercover -- to a meeting .」
Viki:「A meeting ? An AA meeting ? Oh , my God , Dorian .」
Dorian:「Echo uses her alcoholism as a way to get close to Charlie . So I just thought I 'd beat her at her own game . And indeed ... unfortunately , of course , she spotted me at the meeting just at the point where she was about to admit that she had lied about the paternity situation . She left but -- oh , she must 've snuck back in and taken this snapshot of me .」
Viki:「I ca n't believe you . Infiltrating Alcoholics Anonymous . I ca n't say I approve of your tactics .」
Dorian:「And that is why I never tell you about them first .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Joey:「I know the issue you had with Aubrey came from that misunderstanding about that picture with her and her brother and .... I just hate being mad at you , Kel . I was always just so appreciative of the fact that we could be friends despite the breakup .」
Kelly:「Friends . Yes , of course .」
Joey:「Hey , Mom .」
Viki:「Darling . How are you ?」
Joey:「Good . Great .」
Dorian:「Hello , darling . Hello , Joe .」
Joey:「Dorian .」
Kelly:「Good night .」
Joey:「Good night .」
Dorian:「Have a good evening . Poor Joe . From what Robert Ford told me ...」
Kelly:「You know , I talked to Ford after you left .」
Dorian:「And what did he tell you ?」
Kelly:「Well , he recognized Cutter from the magazine photo , but he could n't confirm whether Aubrey and Cutter were brother and sister or lovers .」
Dorian:「And he did n't tell you the rest ?」
Kelly:「What rest ?」
Dorian:「Aubrey went after Robert Ford like a shark going after blood in the water . Only , she pulled back when she found out that he was n't a rich catch .」


Kelly:「Oh . That 's what the relationship was about . Ford said that it ended abruptly . So I get it now . He was n't wealthy enough for Aubrey . But Joey is . So that 's what she 's up to . Aubrey and her so - called brother are after Joey 's money .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cutter:「We ca n't back out now . Joey 's the big score .」
Aubrey:「I know . I 'm not saying we should back out . Just that we should n't rush this . I 've been thinking . What if I actually went through with the wedding ?」
Cutter:「Have you completely lost your mind ? The name of the game is smash and grab . We 've done it before . It 's in and out before the mark knows what hit him .」
Aubrey:「Yeah . Right . But think about it . As Mrs. Joey Buchanan , I would have legal access to all his assets . You would n't have to risk breaking into his accounts .」
Cutter:「So you 're gon na marry him for our benefit ?」
Aubrey:「Why else would I marry Joey ?」
Cutter:「Maybe because you 're falling for him .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Téa:「Oh , I should wear that pirate shirt more often .」
Todd:「It 's not just the pirate shirt that turns me on .」
narration:[ Téa giggles ]
Todd:「What are you doing ? You 're gon na look at the mail now ?」
Téa:「Mm - hmm .」
Todd:「Oh , that 's for me . I thought chicks dug snuggling after sex .」
Téa:「Sometimes we do . Sometimes we do n't . Oh ! Oh . There 's the pictures from the wedding .」
Todd:「That 's good . We 'll have something to look at when we 're too old to remember the real thing .」
Téa:「I 'll never forget that night . Especially the moment when Viki pronounced us husband and wife . Only this time it 's gon na last forever .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Tomás:「I found it .」
Blair Waldorf:「You found it ? Where ?」


Tomás:「The marche aux puce . The flea market . It 's a hobby of mine . Combing the markets looking for pictures that would inspire me to paint . Like I said , it 's much cheaper than hiring a model . I hope you do n't mind that I removed the jewelry and changed some of the colors . Artistic license .」
Blair Waldorf:「That was a long time ago . We were so happy then .」
Tomás:「I know .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't understand here . How do you know ?」
Tomás:「How happy you were ? It 's radiating from that photograph . Look at you . You 're glowing .」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's just the reflection of the gold balloons . That night , Todd told me he was gon na shower me with gold , and a million golden balloons rained down on me .」
Tomás:「It 's not the balloons that set off the glow . It 's you . It 's what drew me to this photograph . It 's inspired me to paint that . That painting ? I wanted to capture that joy for all eternity .」


Blair Waldorf:「For all eternity ? Well , you might be able to paint an image that you think is gon na last forever , but you ca n't freeze time . Things change . Before you know it , what you think is gon na last forever is only a memory .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Gigi:「This letter is from LHS . Apparently , Shane has been cutting math class .」
Rex:「Is that true , buddy ?」
Shane:「What 's the big deal ? Mom did n't make it through a week of her math class .」
Gigi:「Excuse me ? We are not talking about me .」
Rex:「Hey ! You know you ca n't talk to your mom like that .」
Echo:「You know , my guess is that he 's just bored with math . You know that your son is a bonafide computer whiz .」
Shane:「See ? At least my grandma gets me .」
Gigi:「Your grandmother does n't know what it means to be responsible for a child 's future .」
Shane:「I 'm not a child !」
Rex:「Okay , everybody just calm down . We 're gon na deal with this rationally . The first thing we do is we set up a meeting with Shane 's math teacher .」


Shane:「Why are you making such a big deal out of this ? I wo n't cut anymore , okay ?」
Rex:「Okay , if you can prove to us that you can turn this around , we 'll let it go .」
Gigi:「I think for starters , you need to spend less time writing these comic books . You need to go online right now and get all the assignments you missed .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Aubrey:「You 've got ta stop with all this jealousy . Joey is nothing more than a means to our end .」
Cutter:「You sure about that ? I saw you getting all googly - eyed with him over the babies in the nursery . Getting misty talking about your future , the kids you 're gon na have . Sounded to me like you were falling for his fantasy hook , line , and sinker . If I did n't know better , I would 've thought you were the mark .」
Aubrey:「Good .」
Cutter:「Good .」
Aubrey:「I had to make Joey believe that I want what he wants .」
Cutter:「It did n't look like an act to me .」
Aubrey:「Which is why we need to stick to our own jobs . Yours is breaking into bank accounts . Mine is breaking into hearts . I do n't tell you how to do your job . Do n't tell me how to do mine .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「So I saw you talking to Kelly .」
Joey:「Do n't go there , Mom .」
Viki:「And where would that be ?」
Joey:「You were wrong . Kelly 's not holding a torch for me . It was all a misunderstanding . But it 's all good now . Besides , Kelly 's with somebody else .」
Viki:「She is ?」
Joey:「Mm - hmm .」
Viki:「Oh . I did n't realize that . Is it serious ?」
Joey:「I do n't know . And I do n't care . I 'm with Aubrey . I thought you accepted that .」
Viki:「I do , darling , I do , but you have to understand that I 'm your mother , and as your mother , I 'm always going to worry about my children , even when they are not children anymore . And honey , you were always , always looking for the next new thing and embracing that new thing with your whole heart .」
Joey:「You think I 'm flaky .」
Viki:「No . No , I did n't say that . You have a great deal of passion . And you commit to things so quickly and so wholeheartedly .」
Joey:「Then what 's the problem ?」
Viki:「Darling , I think you 're always looking for something new because you 're afraid to stop and see what you already have .」
Joey:「Believe me , Mom , I have everything I want now .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Kelly:「Okay . I 'm gon na warn him . This is getting ridiculous .」
Dorian:「No . You are not . You 're not gon na go storming over to that table and tell him that his fiancée is a gold - digger .」
Kelly:「Why not ?」
Dorian:「Are you forgetting what happened when you went to him with evidence that she was unfaithful ? Hmm ?」
Kelly:「Yes . He shot the messenger . Okay . You 're right . I wo n't tell him . Got a better idea ?」
Dorian:「Darling , I always have a better idea .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「You know , enough about me . Actually , I want to find the vendor who sold you this .」
Tomás:「I 'm afraid that 's not possible .」
Blair Waldorf:「Why not ?」
Tomás:「Died a few years ago .」
Blair Waldorf:「Of course he did . Oh ! I 'm sorry if I sound so callous .」
Tomás:「Disappointed ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , I just came all this way . I came to Paris to find out the truth behind that painting .」


Tomás:「Life 's a mystery . Some things are n't meant to be known .」
Blair Waldorf:「So you think I should just accept the fact that a photograph of me and my ex - husband just lands at a flea market here in Paris and then comes back to me in the form of this portrait , and it 's all just some kind of strange coincidence ?」
Tomás:「Some people would say there are no coincidences .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Gigi:「You getting that homework done ?」
Shane:「I said I was !」
Echo:「It 's just a phase .」
Gigi:「How would you know ?」
Echo:「You know , I think I 'm gon na take a rain check on the pizza .」
Rex:「You sure ?」
Echo:「Yeah . Yeah . I have a-- early meeting in the morning and so I should probably get going .」
Rex:「I 'll walk you out .」
Echo:「Thank you , Rex , so much for having me over . It was nice .」
Rex:「Listen , Gigi did n't mean to snap . We 've been under a lot of pressure .」


Echo:「No , it 's fine . I totally get it . And Gigi 's right . I wish I had been around for you when you were Shane 's age . Maybe then you could 've sassed me the way he just sassed you .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「So what do you know about this Aubrey ?」
Kelly:「Well , that she wears expensive clothes , she travels a lot , and she did go to the same boarding school as I did .」
Dorian:「Ecole Madame Laurent ? Did you know her there ?」
Kelly:「No , I did n't .」
Dorian:「Oh , I 'm gon na file that away . What else ?」
Kelly:「There 's her brother .」
Dorian:「Oh , the guy in the photo .」
Kelly:「Yes , who is incredibly arrogant .」
Dorian:「You 've met him ?」
Kelly:「Yeah . He hit on me at the gym .」
Dorian:「Cochon !」
Kelly:「And had the nerve to kiss me .」
Dorian:「That is so gauche . Knowing who you are ? Knowing you 're in love with Joe ? Knowing that you have suspicions about his so - called sister ? He goes and kisses you ?」
Kelly:「Yeah , so what do you think all this is telling you ?」
Dorian:「He 's trying to distract you . And you need to fight fire with fire .」
Kelly:「Are you telling me I should go out with him ?」
Dorian:「Why not ? It 's certainly a way of getting information . And if it turns out he and Aubrey are actually lovers , it may provoke the girl into showing her hand .」
Kelly:「It could work .」
Dorian:「You bet it would work .」
Aubrey:「Oh , hi , Kelly .」
Kelly:「Aubrey . You know , forgive me for bailing on tonight 's dinner , but I just lost my appetite .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Aubrey:「I 'm so sorry I 'm late .」
Joey:「Is everything all right ?」
Aubrey:「Of course . I just got involved in a conversation with Cutter . My brother .」
Viki:「Yes , Joey mentioned he was in town . I hope we get to meet him .」
Joey:「Aubrey and Cutter have a complicated relationship .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knock on door ]
Kelly:「Can I come in ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Téa:「What do you say we consolidate all these photos into one album ? That way we 'll have one whole album for our own wedding photos .」
Todd:「Now ? You want to do this now ?」
Téa:「Yes , I want to do this now .」
Todd:「I can never find the remote when I need it .」


Téa:「Oh , come on . Indulge me just this once . This is the first time we 've been married long enough to have enough photos to fill a wedding album . I want to make sure they 're , you know , protected before they get damaged .」
Todd:「Before they get damaged , or we do ?」
Téa:「What ?」
Todd:「You 're not gon na get rid of me very easily . You 're gon na have to suck it up . You 're my ball and chain ... forever .」
Téa:「Well , then you have plenty of time to help me with these photos . Um , any reason why you 're keeping photos of you and Blair ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Some people believe in fate . I used to be one of them . Todd and I were outcasts , damaged goods . We found each other , and I thought that we were destined to be together . I guess that explains the 5 marriages to each other . But this one -- it was the real deal .」
Tomás:「Are you still in love with him ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cutter:「What can I do for you ?」
Kelly:「I was thinking about what you said . It 's time to move on , to let go of Joey .」


Cutter:「Yeah ?」
Kelly:「Yeah . You were right . There are other fish in the sea .」
Cutter:「Is this an invitation ?」
Kelly:「I guess it is .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「So , Aubrey , Joey said that you two are planning on making your home here in Llanview after you get married .」
Joey:「Which actually may be a lot sooner than we had hoped . We were waiting for Jess to get married first , and Jess said that she was gon na get married once the baby was born , so ...」
Viki:「Well , we 're planning the christening now , so she still intends to get married after that .」
Aubrey:「That 's so exciting .」
Viki:「Oh , I know . This is a very blessed family right now .」
Joey:「Listen , I 've been meaning to ask you . Since I 'm staying in Llanview , I was wondering if I could take pictures for the " Banner " again -- only if you could use me .」
Viki:「Oh , I think that could be arranged . I 'm always looking for talent .」
Joey:「Sign me up as a stringer .」
Viki:「Aubrey , what about you ? What are your plans after you get married ? Do you know , I realized I never asked you what kind of work you do .」
Aubrey:「Well , I am -- I've done a lot of charity work , mostly .」
Joey:「Aubrey 's traveled around a lot . She 's been to a bunch of exotic places .」
Viki:「That 's a very interesting life . I hope you do n't find it too mundane here in Llanview .」
Aubrey:「Oh , no . I 'm sure I 'll be happy here . This is where Joey 's family is .」
Viki:「And yours . Your brother .」
Aubrey:「Oh , yes , of course .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Adriana:「Bonjour ?」
Dorian:「Bonjour , chérie .」
Adriana:「Mom ?」
Dorian:「Yes , darling . I have a quick favor to ask . Could you stop by Madame Laurent ?」
Adriana:「Kelly 's old school ?」
Dorian:「Exactly . I 'm hoping they have a copy of the yearbook from when she was there . Cherie , could you pick one up ?」
Adriana:「What 's this about ?」
Dorian:「Sweetheart , you are breaking up . Please , could you just do this for me ?」
Adriana:「Fine . Sure . Hold on . What -- what year ? Okay . All right . Got it . But why -- Mother , are you there ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Blair Waldorf:「I 'm not still in love with Todd . That was a long time ago . I mean , I think we 'll always be connected because of the kids , but Todd has moved on . He 's got a new life , new wife , new family , even a new face . Do n't even ask .」
Tomás:「Okay .」
Blair Waldorf:「Gosh , I had almost forgot what he looked like , you know ? Thank you . He 's handsome , but ...」
Tomás:「But ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I just wonder if I 'll ever be as happy as I was in this photograph .」
Tomás:「What 's stopping you ? Do n't you have a new life now ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Not really . I mean , do n't get me wrong . I do have 3 children that mean the world to me , but I do n't know . I tend to go from one disastrous relationship to another . It 's like I 'm trying to set some kind of world record or something . I do n't even know why I 'm telling you this . You 're a complete stranger . Sorry .」
Tomás:「Maybe that 's why you 're here , looking for some answers to your questions .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , I am . I want to know the truth about that painting .」
Tomás:「I 'm not talking about the painting . I 'm talking about something much deeper than that -- something answers to a riddle are n't going to solve .」
Blair Waldorf:「Maybe you 're right . Maybe I am here looking for something -- you know , a new direction in my life . Maybe that 's why I was compelled to follow that painting here -- because it was some kind of adventure . Maybe I 'm looking to find what I felt in this photograph .」
Tomás:「You never know where you 'll find what you 're looking for .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「It 's not like I 'm keeping a shrine to Blair or something .」
Téa:「Yeah , no , just to her wedding photos .」
Todd:「It 's not a big deal . I think that Starr and Dani were looking through these photo albums to find a picture for your memorial .」
Téa:「My memorial ?」
Todd:「Yeah , I know . It 's weird , is n't it ?」
Téa:「I keep forgetting I was dead .」
Todd:「I do n't .」


Téa:「Oh , my God . Look at this . Oh !」
Todd:「What an ugly mug . I 'm so good - looking now .」
Téa:「Last summer when we got married , I was so confused . I remember being so confused .」
Todd:「Confused ? Man , you were freaked out . You took one look at that picture , and you said , " Well , you 're not Todd Manning . "」
Téa:「Yeah , I remember . I remember .」
Todd:「It was just those drugs that Dr. Evans was pumping you full of . Did n't take you long to realize I was the same guy as in those pictures .」
Téa:「Except you 're not .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rex:「How 's the homework coming ?」
Shane:「I 'm done .」
Gigi:「Already ?」
Shane:「What are you , the math police ?」
Rex:「Hey , what did we say ?」
Gigi:「Just come here . Sit and have something to eat .」
Shane:「I 'm not hungry . Can I just go upstairs to study more ?」
Gigi:「Okay , but if I hear any video games--」
Shane:「I know , okay ? Jeez !」
Gigi:「Who took our sweet and innocent son and replaced him with this alien ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Echo:「Good evening , Mayor .」
Dorian:「Good evening . Would you like to tell me what you 're doing posting this picture of me ?」
Echo:「Oh , yes . Well , I just thought you looked so fetching in your ensemble , Dorian . You know , I left , and then I thought , " I have absolutely got to go back and take her picture . "」
Dorian:「And now you 're going to blackmail me with it .」
Echo:「Oh , not yet , but if you keep going after me and keeping a file on me--」
Dorian:「What file ?」
Echo:「You tell me . If you do n't stop this harassment , I will tag all of Llanview and make sure that your constituents see that photograph and start questioning your drinking .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「Would you excuse me a moment , please ?」
Joey:「Sure .」
Aubrey:「Sure . Of course .」
Viki:「Thanks .」
Joey:「No problem . Are you okay ?」
Aubrey:「Me ? I 'm fine .」
Joey:「Okay . You just -- I do n't know , you seem just a little distracted .」
Aubrey:「I was just thinking about Cutter . I know you want him to be there for the wedding , but it 's still a ways off , and he ca n't just sit around doing nothing while he 's in Llanview .」
Joey:「I 'm sure he 'll find something to occupy his time .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Cutter:「Sorry the bed 's a mess . I--」
Kelly:「Whoa , whoa , whoa , cowboy .」
Cutter:「What 's the matter ?」
Kelly:「I was thinking more like dinner .」
Cutter:「Oh . What about your faux boyfriend ?」
Kelly:「What about him ?」
Cutter:「Are n't people gon na talk if you 're out to dinner with someone else ?」
Kelly:「I can handle Kevin . Pretty easy to end things when the feelings were never real .」
Cutter:「What about your feelings for Joey ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「What are you talking about ? That 's me . I 'm the same guy , right ?」
Téa:「No . No , you 're not . That guy -- that guy used to wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares or not -- not go to sleep at all because he was haunted by the ghosts of his past . That guy could n't give his heart to anyone because he was --he was scarred , deeply scarred . This man -- he 's learned to trust . He 's learned to forgive other people , forgive himself . He 's learned to love . You 're this man , Todd . You 're the man I love .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Thank you . Thank you so much for your time .」


Tomás:「You do n't need to thank me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , I do . I really appreciate it . You actually answered all the questions that I had , except for how this photo ended up in Paris at a flea market .」
Tomás:「We have a half a bottle of wine . I could actually light that fire .」
Blair Waldorf:「I -- I ca n't . I 'm meeting someone .」
Tomás:「Off to your next adventure .」
Blair Waldorf:「A friend . Could I keep this ?」
Tomás:「Of course . I guess I 'll be a little upset I wo n't have anything to remember you by .」
Blair Waldorf:「Actually , I would like for you to keep the portrait .」
Tomás:「No , no . I ca n't .」
Blair Waldorf:「No . You have to . It 's -- it 's yours . It represents your hard work and talent .」
Tomás:「Thank you .」
Blair Waldorf:「You 're welcome .」
Tomás:「I 'll take good care of her .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wait . The coast is clear .」
Tomás:「You can never be too careful .」


Blair Waldorf:「I hope that you stay one step ahead of your landlord .」
Tomás:「And I hope you find that happiness again .」
Blair Waldorf:「Bye .」


narration:[ Phone rings ]
evangeline:「Yeah .」
John:「Hey , it 's me .」
Evangeline:「John , I thought you were going back to work .」
John:「I did . Hey , can you -- can you come over here right away ?」
Evangeline:「Is everything all right ?」
John:「Yeah . Just come over here , will you ?」
Evangeline:「I 'm on my way .」
Riley:「Hello ? Anyone here ?」
Lindsay:「Just me . Hey .」
Riley:「I guess I 'm early .」
Lindsay:「Early ?」
Riley:「Yeah , jen said you two were having dinner together ?」
Lindsay:「Oh , yeah , that -- that 's right . That was the plan . But you know what ? I told her i was very busy and we were going to have to take a rain check .」
Riley:「Nice try .」
Lindsay:「Huh ?」
Riley:「You 're lying , and so did she . I know exactly where she went .」
Rex:「Look , this is crazy . Why ca n't I go ? Why am i still being treated like a criminal ?」
Daniel:「Well , let me see if i can explain it to you again . Maybe you did n't kill paul cramer , but , yes , you did tamper with evidence , and , yes , that does make you a criminal .」
Jen:「Excuse me .」
Rex:「Jen .」
Jen:「Can I talk to rex alone for a minute ?」
Daniel:「Yeah , jen , if you want to waste your time with this piece of trash , be my guest .」
Rex:「He 's not all that crazy about me . Can you tell ?」
Jen:「Gee , i wonder why .」
Rex:「It 's good to see you , jen .」
Jen:「Yeah , you , too . So what 's the latest ?」
Rex:「All I know at this point is even if they believe I did n't kill paul cramer , I still have to face charges for hiding the murder weapon , which , according to you , I did n't need to do in the first place .」
Jen:「I 'm sorry .」
Rex:「I 'm not . I 'd do it all again in a heartbeat .」
Jen:「How can you say that ?」
Rex:「Do n't you get it by now ? I 'd do anything for you , jen . I love you .」
Kevin:「Hey , here we go . Huh ? You remember this place ? Of course you do . It 's like you never left , huh ?」
narration:[ Ace babbles ]
kevin:「Yeah . It is . Do n't worry . I 'm not going to ever let anyone take you away from me again .」
Blair Waldorf:「Kelly , i am so sorry i 'm late . Traffic was a bear .」


Kelly:「Are you sure you want to be here ?」
Blair Waldorf:「If i were n't here , I would be banging my head against a wall right now .」
Kelly:「So your search for margaret and todd -- you 've come up with nothing , huh ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , you would n't believe what i 've been doing . I bet you I hit every gas station , convenience store , and diner on every dirt road from here to kingdom come , and I really do n't know what i 'm going to do .」
Kelly:「You 'll come up with something .」
Blair Waldorf:「You 're damn right i will , because I know that psycho margaret has todd , and I 'm not going to stop until i can bring him home .」
Margaret:「[ As blair ] it 's time , hot toddy .」
Todd:「Do n't do this , margaret .」
Margaret:「Stop calling me that ! There is no one here by the name of margaret ! I 'm just little old blair ! And we are going to have so much fun . Oh , lordy , yes . Starr and jack are upstairs , so we can take advantage of this little opportunity . Hmm .」


Todd:「I do n't know where you got this halloween costume , but it 's sick and I 'm not going to play along .」
Margaret:「Yes , you are going to play along ! And you 're going to love every mother - loving minute of it !」
narration:[ captioned by the national captioning institute ]
evangeline:「Hey . What 's wrong ? Is it the case ?」
John:「No .」
Evangeline:「Well , it sounded urgent on the phone .」
John:「No , nothing urgent .」
Evangeline:「What 's going on ?」
John:「What 's going on ? Just -- dinner . Look what I 've got . I got a little wonton soup here , you know ? We got a little mushrooms and green beans in a special sauce . This -- this is -- I 'm not really sure what that is .」
Evangeline:「This is just about dinner ?」
John:「Yeah , this is just about dinner . Oh , there is one rule . You have to fall in order to get fed . No talking about the damn case or anybody involved in it . You think you can handle that , counselor ?」
Evangeline:「I do n't understand why you just --」
evangeline:「I can handle that .」
John:「Yeah ?」
Evangeline:「Yeah .」
Nigel:「I thought I heard -- mr . Buchanan and ace !」
Kevin:「You see that , ace ? Everything is here waiting for you -- your toys , your milk bottle , and -- ah -- nigel !」
Nigel:「I never imagined you 'd be back so soon . I assume it all went well in new orleans ?」
Kevin:「Well , ace is back . That 's all that 's important .」
Nigel:「I 'll see to it that the nursery is ready . Welcome home , little ace .」
narration:[ Ace babbles ]
kevin:「Yeah . What i just said , ace , that 's true . Everybody thinks that my career is the most important thing . You want this ? There you go . No ? But I 'll tell you what . Once upon a time , that would have been true . But not anymore . You changed that . You know that ? You did . You changed me . You made me want to be someone that you could be proud of . I hope you 'll be proud of me someday , maybe want to make up for all the mistakes i made with duke , blair , kelly , and everybody . Things are definitely going to be different from now on , because it 's just a new beginning for you and me . You know that ? And I am never , ever going to let anyone come between me and my family again .」
Kelly:「I just do n't understand why margaret would kidnap todd .」


Blair Waldorf:「Come on , it 's no big mystery , especially to me . I tell you , the woman has been obsessed with todd from the minute she laid her eyes on him . I tell you , he tried to convince me that therapy had somehow cured her . I totally had my doubts the whole time . I should have listened to them .」
Kelly:「Blair , you told me not to beat up on myself , and I 'm going to tell you the same thing . There is no way any of this is your fault .」
Blair Waldorf:「I swear , kelly , I just do n't know what i 'm going to do . What that woman is doing to todd --」
kelly:「I just hope he 's not --」
blair:「Do n't say that ! He 's fine , he 's alive , I know it , i can feel it . And if i know todd -- and I do know todd -- he 's probably making margaret cochran very sorry she ever met todd .」
Todd:「Margaret , you can change your hair to look like blair 's , you can dress like her , and you can try to sound like her . You are not her .」
Margaret:「Oh , darling , you are just so wrong .」


Blair 's voice:「In this new year , I hope everyone finds what they 're looking for . You said just one kiss could n't be much harm in it and I thought what could really happen ? But it went way too far from your lips to my heart last thing i want to do is scare you」
todd:「Margaret , just give this up . It 's not going to work .」
Blair 's voice:「Much too soon much too fast and I know this might sound crazy but I ca n't hold back the love i feel inside for you please do n't run from my heart do n't take away this dream that 's just come true i 'm sorry but I love you」
Rex:「Well , it 's kind of hard on the ego when you tell somebody you love them and they ca n't even look at you .」
Jen:「Rex , i do n't really know what to say .」
Rex:「Well , that 's too bad . You see , i 'm close to spending the next few years in a jail cell , so i figure if there ever was a time for spilling my guts , this is it , no holding back .」
Jen:「I 'm going to go .」
Rex:「You know , I tried , jen . I tried to give up these feelings i have for you , but I could n't stop thinking about you . I love everything about you , from that beautiful face , that body , that amazing smile , to every dirty , rotten thing you 've ever done . Can riley say the same ? So , I 've made a decision . If i get out of this mess with just a slap on the wrist , I 'm doing everything differently . The only thing that 'll matter is you and what we could have together .」
Jen:「You know what , rex ? What we had -- it was great while it lasted , but it 's done . I 'm with riley now . And besides , how could i ever be with you again after you slept with my mother ?」
Rex:「Then why are you here ?」
Jen:「Because everything that you are going through right now , it 's because of me . I feel a little responsible . And this whole on - again , off - again thing -- I ca n't do it anymore . I can not play this game . I got to go .」
Lindsay:「Let 's not overreact about rex , ok ?」
Riley:「I 'm not overreacting . I just do n't get why she ca n't shake the guy .」
Lindsay:「It 's complicated , riley .」
Riley:「I never took rex seriously until new year 's eve , when he came to capricorn and said he was leaving town . It was the way he looked at her . It was like he was really in love with her this time and it was n't just a con .」
Lindsay:「Oh , come on . Everybody looks like they 're in love on new year 's eve . It 's all that kissing .」
Riley:「I 'll see you later .」


Lindsay:「Wait , wait , riley , look , just hang . If she said she 's going to be here , she 's going to be here .」
Riley:「It 's not jen i 'm going to see .」
Nigel:「The nursery is all ready , mr . Buchanan . Is there anything else i can do for you tonight ?」
Kevin:「Just make sure that ace and I are n't disturbed . As soon as the press hears that he 's back , they 're going to be coming out of the woodwork .」
Nigel:「I 'll keep the media at bay . Do n't worry .」
Kevin:「Thank you , nigel . You know who 's going to be surprised to see you ? Your great - grandfather and your brother .」
narration:[ Ace babbles ]
kevin:「Yeah . Asa and duke . They missed you very much . You know that ? Hey , where 's your toy , anyway ? Oh , remember this guy ? Huh ? He was very sad when you left . Thank you . Was n't as sad as your daddy , though , I 'll tell you that . And I am your daddy , ace . You know that ? No matter what anybody says -- yeah -- I always will be . I love you so much . Oh -- you know what I 'm going to do ? I 'm going to put my family back together . I am . You and duke -- you are the future , and the future has nothing but good things . And you do n't worry about the chandlers , ok ? Because I will die before I let them take you from me .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
kevin:「Uh - oh . Who is it ? Oh , it 's kelly . It 's mama . Nah , let 's do n't answer it .」
narration:[ Ring ]
kevin:「Ok ? No . You and I are going to have a wonderful life , ace . I 'm going to make sure of that .」
narration:[ Ace babbles ]
kevin:「Yeah ? I 'm glad you agree . Come here .」
Kelly:「Voicemail again .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hmm . Kevin 's avoiding you . Now , gee , that 's a surprise .」


Kelly:「I just wish I could have gotten something out of asa , but all we did was fight .」
Blair Waldorf:「Let 's go .」
Kelly:「Where ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Over to asa'S. Come on , come on , I 'll drive you , let 's go .」
Kelly:「But what about todd ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , I told you i hit a standstill and i 've got all this pent - up anger . If i ca n't use it on margaret , we 'll just share a little bit with asa , so come on .」
Kelly:「Blair --」
blair:「Do n't you talk me out of it . Between the two of us , we can get that old coot to tell us everything he knows about ace and kevin , whether he likes it or not .」
Blair 's voice:「If you 'd asked me yesterday if someone could feel this way i 'd look at you and probably laugh」
todd:「I 'm not watching you , margaret .」
Blair 's voice:「What kind of world is this that changes with one kiss ? Who is this stranger standing in my shoes ? Much too soon much too fast and I know this might sound crazy but I ca n't hold back」


jen:「Hey , mom .」
Lindsay:「There you are .」
Jen:「Chinese food . I hope you 're hungry .」
Lindsay:「I did n't know we were having dinner together tonight .」
Jen:「Well , I wanted to surprise you . Riley 's coming by later , too .」
Lindsay:「Hmm . He already did .」
Jen:「What ? Where did he go ?」
Lindsay:「He did n't say , but I think we can both make a pretty good guess about that .」
Jen:「Rex . He figured out that that 's where i went , and now he went to -- oh , my god , I 've got to go . I 've got to go --」
lindsay:「No , no , no , wait . Look , he 's not angry . He 's just confused .」
Jen:「Nothing is going on between rex and me .」
Lindsay:「I know that .」
Jen:「But I ca n't just abandon the guy , can i , not when the only reason that he 's in jail is to try to protect me . I mean , I ca n't just say " whatever " and let the guy rot in prison .」
Lindsay:「Nobody 's asking you to do that .」
Jen:「Riley is . He did n't come out and say it , but -- all I have to do is think about rex and riley goes nuts .」
Lindsay:「Ok . Then you have to go to riley immediately and you need to tell him that the only reason that you 're seeing rex is out of guilt and because you feel responsible for the situation that he 's in . You do n't want to blow it . Do n't blow a good thing . You go make riley understand that immediately .」
Mr. Emerson:「Tell me again why my client is still in jail .」
Daniel:「We 're still reviewing the evidence .」
Mr. Emerson:「A letter was found in my client 's apartment proving that he was paid off to hide that gun .」
Daniel:「And I 'm still not buying that story .」
Mr. Emerson:「And on top of that , my sources inform me that a witness has come forward implicating a pine valley resident .」
Daniel:「That witness is about as credible as a story in " the sun . " Now , if commissioner buchanan wants to waste his time with david hayward , that 's up to him .」
Rex:「Ok , so what do i got to do to get sprung , huh ? Sit ? Stay ? Beg ?」
Mr. Emerson:「Keep your mouth shut , rex .」
Daniel:「That would be a good start .」
Mr. Emerson:「Can you give me and my client a moment , please ?」
Daniel:「Fine with me . Officer , would you please escort mr . Balsom here and his attorney to the interrogation room .」
Officer:「Sure . Let 's go .」
Daniel:「Oh , hey , hey , hey ! Riley , riley , slow up , son .」


Riley:「I need to see rex .」
Daniel:「Well , he 's talking to his lawyer . You ca n't see him right now .」
Riley:「Yeah , well , you know , I 'll wait .」
Daniel:「Listen , riley , jen was here .」
Riley:「Yeah , I figured that out .」
Daniel:「And from what I could see , balsom really did a number on her .」
Riley:「What does that mean ?」
Daniel:「Look , son , you ca n't be naive . The guy 's just not letting go , and jen is obviously still attracted to him -- god only knows why .」
Riley:「Dad , be honest with me . What is going to happen to rex ?」
Daniel:「Well , I 'm sorry to say that he 's going to be released sooner rather than later .」
Riley:「Well , what about his tampering with evidence ?」
Daniel:「You know , it 's a felony , but it 's not first - degree murder .」
Riley:「And that means what ?」
Daniel:「Riley , this department has arrested four people for murder and had to let them go . And the next person with the slightest amount of evidence against her is going to be hit with everything we 've got .」
Riley:「" Her " ? Why did you say " her " ?」
Daniel:「There are n't many suspects left on the board , riley .」
Riley:「You mean jen , do n't you ? Do n't you ?」
Daniel:「Son , the state needs to put this case to rest . We ca n't afford another maybe . Now , whoever killed paul cramer is going to find her head on a chopping block .」
John:「Evangeline williamson , attorney at law .」
Evangeline:「Yes ?」
John:「Anybody ever tell you that 's kind of a formidable name ? It 's almost like your parents knew you were going to be this force of nature when they named you .」
Evangeline:「It was my great - grandmother 's name . I never met her , but she was a pretty amazing woman . She owned her own business , which was a very big deal back in the day for a black woman .」
John:「Hmm , so it 's kind of an honor that you have her name .」
Evangeline:「Are you kidding ? I hated it . Evangeline williamson -- it 's just so formal and imposing . I mean , how many syllables can you put in a name ?」
John:「Huh . True . What did the kids call you ?」
Evangeline:「What do you mean ?」
John:「You know , with a name like that , you had to have a nickname . Like the kids who used to call me mack or johnny mack .」
Evangeline:「Mack ?」
John:「Yeah . What did they call you ? Like vanjy ?」
Evangeline:「I am not telling you .」


John:「A woman with secrets . Interestingly enough , I like that .」
Blair Waldorf:「Let me do all the talking here , ok ?」
Kelly:「I do n't know , blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「You do n't know ? Now , who was the one that managed to sweet - talk asa out of turning us in to the security guards when dorian and i tried to sneak mrs . Bigelow 's body back into the hospital , hmm ?」
Kelly:「You did .」
Blair Waldorf:「That woulds be me . And if i can do this , this is going to be shoofly pie , so come on . Asa ! I know you 're in there ! Open up ! Asa !」
narration:[ Pounding on door ]
blair:「Open up the damn door !」
Nigel:「I 'm afraid there 's no one home at present .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , then , we 'll just wait , wo n't we ?」
Nigel:「Good evening , ms . Cramer .」
Kelly:「Hey , nigel .」
Nigel:「This really is n't a good time .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , we 're here to see asa , and we 're not going to leave until we see him .」
Nigel:「What is this in reference to ?」
Blair Waldorf:「It 's for asa 's ears only .」
Kelly:「Actually , I wanted to talk to him about kevin . Have you heard from him ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Uh - oh .」
Kelly:「What ? What is it ?」
Blair 's voice:「Do n't make me sorry that i loved you」
margaret:「[ As blair ] my little song turned you on , now , did n't it , like always .」
Todd:「No . What are you doing ?」
Margaret:「I 'm just going to cut these little pants off , silly . I need to see that things are stirring about .」
Todd:「Margaret --」
margaret:「Look , I ca n't untie you because you might try to run away and miss all the fun !」
Todd:「No --」
margaret:「Careful , sugar . I just might cut you . We do n't -- we do n't want you bleeding when it 's time to make our baby . Oh , careful . Keeping a relationship alive ...」


Lindsay:「What 's going on ?」
Rex:「Oh , pretty obvious , is n't it ?」
Lindsay:「I thought you were cleared of the murder charges , with all that evidence bo found ?」
Rex:「Yeah , was n't that special ? Too bad he 's off looking for some lost kid while I 'm stuck waiting for daniel colson of all people to decide my fate .」
Lindsay:「Oh , god .」
Rex:「Look , you believe me , right , lindsay ? You know i did n't kill anyone . I did what i did for jen .」
Lindsay:「And for the money .」
Rex:「No . That 's not really --」
lindsay:「Do n't even start to begin to try to -- I know you better than anybody .」
Rex:「Yeah , you do .」
Daniel:「There 's nothing new to report , so do n't even ask .」
Lindsay:「I actually wanted to ask you something .」
Daniel:「Lindsay -- the only thing I have to say to you is that you and your daughter had better be prepared for what happens next .」
Lindsay:「What 's that supposed to mean ?」
Daniel:「This case should have been closed down months ago , and it 's not . My office wo n't make the same mistake again , and i wo n't make the same mistake again . Do we understand one another ?」
Margaret:「[ As blair ] agh ! You bit me !」
Todd:「You try that again , I 'll do worse .」
Margaret:「You drew blood , you devil ! Oh , you want to play rough ? Well , I can play rough , but that 's enough blood for one night . It 's a good thing you did n't use up all of this when you made your crutches .」
Todd:「No , no .」
Margaret:「Oh , your mouth says " no , no , " but your eyes say " si , si . "」
narration:[ Margaret screams ]
kelly:「Kevin .」
Kevin:「Hey , look who 's here , ace . It 's mommy .」
Kelly:「What have you done ?」
Kevin:「What does it look like i 've done ? I 've brought our son home where he belongs .」
Kelly:「But --」
kevin:「No , there 's no buts , kelly . I 'm his father , all right ? Babe chandler and jamie martin are kidnappers . In the eyes of the law , cut and dried .」
Kelly:「Blair , i 'm sorry , but I really need to talk to kevin alone . Do you mind ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , sure . You call me if you need anything , all right ?」