Todd:「All right , Blair . Whatever it is I 'm feeling , I 'm over it . Thank you very much . I guess it was temporary insanity , so you can go now , Nurse Nightingale . Thank you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wow , I am damn good , are n't I ?」
Todd:「No . I just do n't want to waste any more sleep because Téa is finally out of my life . Do you mind ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , okay . Sure . All right . I 'm out of here , but , you know , Todd , after all the lies and all the hurt that they 've caused , maybe it 's -- listen . Maybe it 's time you were honest with yourself .」
Todd:「Okay .」
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Dani:「Hey .」
Matthew:「Did I come by too early ?」
Dani:「Oh . No . Come in . Mom ?」
Téa:「Oh . Um -- I 'm gon na go run an errand . Mwah . It is so good to see you walking again .」
Matthew:「Thanks to you .」
Téa:「You 're welcome .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Schuyler:「You know , I 'm -- I should leave , let you guys talk .」
Rex:「Oh , you 're gon na let her deal with me all by herself ? That 's manly .」
Gigi:「Rex --」
Rex:「Are you two sleeping together , or not ?」
Schuyler:「That 's not what this is about .」
Rex:「Oh , the hell , it is n't . Gigi , if you are sleeping with another man , I have a right to know . It is simply yes - or - no question . Are you two having sex together ? Yes or no ?」
Gigi:「Yes . We made love . Are you happy now ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knocks on door ]
Elijah:「Well , hey there , Blair . Come on in .」
Blair Waldorf:「I , um -- well , I got your message . So , what 's up ? I mean , it must be pretty important . You just answered the door half naked .」
Elijah:「Sorry . You did n't call me back , so I went and worked out in the hotel gym and just got out of the shower .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ?」
Elijah:「Yeah .」


Blair Waldorf:「Hmm , hmm .」
Elijah:「Listen . I wanted to talk to you . What I wanted to talk to you about was what happened last night .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay . Shoot , no pun intended .」
Elijah:「Good one . Um , look . I need you to promise me that you wo n't tell anybody that Dani showed up to your house waving a gun .」
Blair Waldorf:「So , how is Dani today ?」
Elijah:「Well , Téa seems to think she 's doing better , you know , working through some things , anyway .」
Blair Waldorf:「Working through things how ?」
Elijah:「You know what ? She did n't really go into details , but she promises there will not be a repeat of last night .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , and I 'm supposed to bet my children 's father 's life on Téa Delgado 's word . Is that it ?」
Elijah:「What do you want us to do , Blair , haul her down to the LPD and have her booked on attempted murder , or what ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . Dani needs help , Eli . I mean serious help , but she does n't need you and Téa covering up for her .」


Elijah:「Oh , you 're right . You 're right . Téa knows that .」
Blair Waldorf:「Look . The last thing I want to see is that little girl punished for anything , and she certainly does n't need to be sent away alone again . That 's for sure .」
Elijah:「Exactly . Listen . Thank you .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm curious , though . You really care about Dani , even though she 's not your real niece , or it is her mother that you care so much about ?」
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Matthew:「Well , it seems like you and your mom made up .」
Dani:「Kind of .」
Matthew:「Well , kind of is better than nothing . Are you feeling better ?」
Dani:「I was n't sick .」
Matthew:「Then why did n't you come to the New Year 's party ?」
Dani:「Because I decided to kill Todd Manning instead .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knocks on door ]
Todd:「Shaun , I told you , I do n't need you today .」
narration:[ Door opens ]
Téa:「It 's me , Todd . I came by to tell you that Daniella is feeling better this morning .」


Todd:「Has she decided she does n't want me dead anymore ?」
Téa:「Ha ha ! Well , I did n't say that , but your daughter is probably not gon na come gunning for you anytime soon . She was in shock when she left Dorian 's last night , but she let me help her through the night , and I think we 're getting somewhere slowly but surely .」
Todd:「You did n't need to come all the way down here to tell me that .」
Téa:「Um , well , I -- I want to talk to you about what I said to Daniella last night about --」
Todd:「You do n't have to say anything .」
Téa:「I do have to say something . I told Daniella that I would never see you again , that you were out of my life forever , and I said that because it was the only way to start to heal things between Dani and me .」
Todd:「Yes . I understand . Hating me buys you her love . Sure .」
Téa:「Um , whatever Dani feels , I want you to know that I do n't hate you , Todd . I love you . God help me . I love you , and I always will , and I know that you ca n't feel the same about me , and I know that you 'll never forgive me .」
Todd:「Téa -- you 're wrong .」
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Matthew:「I knew I should n't have left you last night .」
Dani:「It would n't have mattered , anyway . If I had n't tried to kill Todd last night , it just would 've been some other night . I was that into killing the man who murdered my dad . It was all I could ever think about .」
Matthew:「It 's just , we had that sort of memorial service for your dad , and I thought that made things better .」
Dani:「It did , but after I went off with Destiny that night at the diner , I looked at Todd through his window . Seeing him happy practically broke me . I 'm a horrible person , right ?」
Matthew:「No . You saw Todd Manning shoot your dad . I do n't know what I would do if I saw someone --」
Dani:「I took the gun from your dad 's safe .」
Matthew:「You what ?」
Dani:「I saw him locking it up , and I memorized the combination . Matthew , I could 've killed someone with his gun . I could 've gotten him fired .」
Matthew:「Yeah . Well , someone is already trying to do that .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「If Dorian can prove corruption , you 're out , Bo . I 'm not gon na let that happen .」
narration:[ Door opens ]
Dorian:「Okay . Here it is , forensic report on the letter opener , and , just as I said , it has John McBain 's fingerprints all over it .」
Bo:「Hmm , because the one in the evidence room has Mitch Laurence 's fingerprints all over it .」


Dorian:「And the victim himself said that he was stabbed by John McBain .」
Bo:「Well , I will take the word of a decorated detective over a murderer any day of the week .」
Dorian:「Bo , we both know John 's track record on this kind of thing . You know , he has been known to cut corners when he does n't get things his way .」
Bo:「Dorian , do n't you think John would be smart enough to wipe his prints off the evidence ?」
Dorian:「Not if he had to make the switch in a hurry , and you know something , Bo ? Quite frankly , this attempt to protect your subordinate just verifies my suspicion that you are somehow involved in this cover - up . Therefore , I 'm gon na ask you again . Give me back your badge .」
John:「You 're making a mistake , lady .」
Dorian:「No , sir . You 're the one who made the mistake , and I can assure you , there 's gon na be an investigation .」
Natalie:「John did n't do anything --」
John:「Stay out of this , Natalie .」
Natalie:「And Uncle Bo is not covering up anything .」
Bo:「Natalie , we can handle it .」
Natalie:「No . I ca n't handle it , okay ? I just need to get the truth out . I stabbed Mitch Laurence .」
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Brody:「Threatening Jessica again ?」
Mitch:「Threaten her ? I live to protect her .」
Brody:「You 're not her father in any way that counts .」
Mitch:「She has my blood . Now , if she were to get sick --」
Brody:「She did get sick , and she got through it without any help from you .」
Mitch:「I would n't be so cocky if I were you . I saved my grandson Shane from certain death by leukemia . He has my immune system working inside of him , but , you see , that is what the father does . He saves . My children need partners that are worthy of them , and , frankly , I find you to be lacking .」
Brody:「Well , frankly , I do n't give a crap what you think .」
Mitch:「Mark my words . You will not be adding another birth stone to that necklace you gave Jessica . You surprised I knew about that ? You should n't be . My heirs are very important to me .」
Brody:「I do n't give a damn what 's important to you , and if you do anything to hurt Jessica , you 're a dead man .」
Mitch:「Now , where have I heard that before ?」
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Dorian:「Natalie , dear , while it is noble of you to defend your former beau , a very serious crime has been committed here .」
Natalie:「I know because I committed it . I took the letter opener from Jared 's office --」
Bo:「Do n't do this .」


Natalie:「And I came to the police station , and I saw Mitch in cuffs , and I just stabbed him .」
John:「That 's not true .」
Natalie:「No . I -- John came in . He found the letter opener on the floor , and he just assumed that Mitch stabbed himself .」
Bo:「Natalie , keep your mouth shut .」
Natalie:「No . No . I stabbed Mitch .」
John:「You 're right . She 's covering for me . I did it , so do whatever you need to do with me , but leave Bo and Natalie out of it .」
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Matthew:「You know that Dorian is the new mayor , and she hates my family , but you know what ? She not gon na get away with firing my dad .」
Dani:「I hope not . I know what it 's like to have your father treated like crap . You know , sometimes I feel like you 're the only person who understands me .」
Matthew:「You can tell me anything anytime .」
Dani:「I do n't want to keep talking about my messed - up life . Tell me about first night . Bet Destiny was glad I was n't there after the way I treated her . What 's wrong ? You can tell me anything anytime , too , you know ? Did something happen with Destiny ?」
Matthew:「Destiny told me she likes me .」
Dani:「Likes you likes you ?」
Matthew:「Actually , she used the " L " word .」
Dani:「Wow , she came right out with it .」
Matthew:「You do n't seem surprised .」
Dani:「Do n't tell me you are .」
Matthew:「Of course I am . I mean , we 're just friends , and that 's what I told her , and now she 's upset , and I feel like a jerk --」
Dani:「Sorry .」
Matthew:「But at least I talked her out of the idea that I like you like that .」
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Todd:「I still do n't accept the fact that you waited so long to tell me about our kid , and for a while , that 's all I could think of , but then -- no matter how hard I tried , I still had all these other thoughts , how you stuck by me knowing all the things you know about me and the crazy things I 've done and that you love me in spite of them all , and I thought about how you came to me the second I needed you most , even though I 'd hurt you before . I think most of all , it was the thought of our wedding -- the happiest I 've ever been , and I was gon na try to find you on New Year 's Eve and tell you .」
Téa:「Then you forgive me ?」
Todd:「Oh , I do n't know about that .」
Téa:「Ha ha ha !」
Todd:「What I 'm trying to say now is that I love you . I never stopped .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Blair Waldorf:「I could n't help notice last night when you and Téa showed up over at Dorian 's to help Dani that you were all decked out . Going on a date ?」
Elijah:「What 's it to you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Just curious .」
Elijah:「Well , if you must know , Téa was feeling really badly about Danielle and what happened with Ross . I wanted to make her feel better , so I took her out .」
Blair Waldorf:「So , you were just being a real sweet brother - in - law . Is that it ?」
Elijah:「Fine . Fine . Maybe I am interested , and maybe she 's interested in me , too , or maybe one day , she will be . Of course , I 'll probably be collecting social security by then because as of now , she is nowhere near over Todd . I guess there 's no hope for a guy when the woman he wants wants another guy .」
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Rex:「So , how long has this little affair been going on ?」
Schuyler:「It 's not an affair .」
Gigi:「I swear , nothing happened until last night .」
Rex:「It was only one time . Is that what you 're saying ?」


Gigi:「Yes , Rex . It 's the truth .」
Rex:「Hey , I guess this is n't all on you . I 'm the one who asked you to figure things out . Obviously , this is one way to figure it out . Okay . If you have now gotten this out of your system and you want to come home to me and Shane , we can work it out . We can figure out a way to get past this . This does not have to destroy us . I slept with Stacy once . Did n't mean anything .」
Gigi:「This is n't like you and Stacy .」
Rex:「What are you saying ? Are you saying that it meant something ? Are you choosing Joplin over me ?」
Schuyler:「Come on . She does n't have to do this right now .」
Rex:「Yes , she does . Gigi , you tell me right now , okay ? Who do you want to be with right now , him or me ?
 I 'm hearing a " but " coming .」
Gigi:「Um , I made a decision last night . I asked Schuyler to stay with me , so I guess , yes , I made a choice . I wanted to be with him .」
Rex:「That was last night . What about today ?」
Gigi:「Today -- I still want to be with him .」
Rex:「I never thought I 'd say this , but I guess my father was right about one thing .」
Gigi:「Your father ? You 've been talking to Mitch ?」
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Mitch:「" Correct thy son , and he shall give thee rest . Yea , he shall give delight to thy soul . "」
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Elijah:「So , now that Téa has sworn off Todd forever , the field is wide open for you , right ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Now , what makes you think that I even want to play on that field anymore ?」


Elijah:「What do you mean ? I thought you wanted Todd . At least Téa certainly thought so .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know what ? So did I , and I even told everybody that would listen the reason I broke Téa and Todd up was for my kids . Now , my kids even called me on that one . Yep . They knew what I would n't admit myself , that I wanted Todd .」
Elijah:「You explain to me what women see in that guy . I do n't get it . Is he worth the trouble ? My brother is dead . Téa and Danielle are a wreck , and then you --」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , Elijah , if I could predict the future , would I do what I did ? Probably not , absolutely not , you know , but for whatever reason , whatever is going on with Todd and me , I sometimes ca n't recognize the difference between love and -- I do n't know -- stubborn pride .」
Elijah:「Pride ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . Pride . Pride is exactly what was going on back then . You know , I just wanted to win . I had to beat Téa . I did everything I could to break them up . I mean , you were even a part of that .」


Elijah:「Well , yeah , on behalf of my brother , but you 're right . I 'll own up to that .」
Blair Waldorf:「And even after I tried everything , I finally just had to admit that Todd really loved Téa .」
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Téa:「Timing is a little off , considering I just promised never to see you again .」
Todd:「Ha ha ! Here you are . You 're seeing me now .」
Téa:「Well , I needed to explain , you know ?」
Todd:「And you did . Still standing here .」
Téa:「There 's another reason I 'm here . I came to say good - bye . Dani and I are leaving Llanview .」
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Dani:「Ca n't believe Destiny thought you were into me .」
Matthew:「Maybe she was looking for reasons why I could n't feel the same way she does . I do n't know .」
Dani:「I hope you do n't lose her as a friend .」
Matthew:「You know , I was really nervous going into high school , and then all the popular kids started making fun of me and stuff .」
Dani:「Oh , I hate those morons .」


Matthew:「You know what ? Destiny was there for me . I mean , she was the only one who made things okay -- the kids being mean , the accident . I never would 've gotten out of that wheelchair if it were n't for her . She 's really important to me , and then there 's you .」
Dani:「Me ?」
Matthew:「Yeah . You did n't have to help me bust out of that boarding school . I mean , a month ago , you barely knew me , and now you 're one of the best friends I ever had . I do n't know what I would do without you .」
Dani:「You 're gon na have to find out .」
Matthew:「What do you mean ?」
Dani:「I 'm not gon na be around for much longer . My mom and I are leaving the country .」
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John:「Officer Lovett , do what you need to do .」
Bo:「No . Nobody gets arrested , not you and not Natalie . Now , I may serve at the mayor 's pleasure , but you do n't run this department . I 'm still the police commissioner . I call the shots .」
Dorian:「I will see to it that justice is served , even if I have to call for a special hearing of Internal Affairs myself .」
Bo:「Well , obviously , Dorian , all you want out of this is something against me that will stick , but I 'm sure as hell not gon na let you run roughshod over everybody here .」
Dorian:「That 's not up to you , Bo .」
Bo:「Well , here 's the deal . If all you want to put an end to all this crap is my badge , fine . There it is .」
Natalie:「No , Bo . Do not give that to her .」
Bo:「You consider me fired .」
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Gigi:「You have been talking to Mitch ? Everyone knows how dangerous he is .」
Rex:「Appreciate the concern , but , psycho that he is , he did tell me that I should n't be wasting my time with you .」
Gigi:「What ? He does n't even know -- waste ? Waste ? We loved each other .」
Rex:「Yeah . We loved each other so much , it 's already past tense after one night in the sack with this guy . Fine . You want to be with him ? Go for it . You do what you have to do , and so will I.」
Gigi:「What 's that supposed to mean ?」
Rex:「Enjoy it while it lasts .」
narration:[ Door closes ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「I will accept your badge , Bo , and , of course , I wish you all the best in your future endeavors . We 'll sort the rest of this out later , John . Do n't be surprised by a hearing in front of Internal Affairs .」
Bo:「Hey , Dorian -- how about your letter opener ?」
Dorian:「Thank you . I 'll hand this over to your replacement . Excuse me .」


narration:[ Door closes ]
Brody:「What the heck was that ?」
John:「I would 've handled the charges against me , Bo .」
Natalie:「Uncle Bo --」
Bo:「No , no . I 'm fine with it , Natalie .」
Natalie:「I am so , so sorry .」
Bo:「Look . I 'm the one that Dorian wanted . If this had n't worked , she would 've tried something else .」
Brody:「Why would Dorian risk firing someone who 's the best man for the job ? Why would she make that her first job as mayor ?」
John:「Maybe it was n't up to her .」
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Dorian:「Ohh -- I need a moment alone with that prisoner .」
Guard:「But the commissioner said --」
Dorian:「Bo Buchanan is no longer police commissioner , effective immediately . I , however , am still the mayor , and I have just given you an order .」
Guard:「Yes , ma'am .」
Dorian:「Thank you very much , Officer Flynn .」
Mitch:「You 're growing into your power every day , Mayor .」
Dorian:「I did your dirty work in exchange for my family 's safety .」
Mitch:「Brilliant .」
Dorian:「It gave me no pleasure , asking Bo to turn over his badge .」
Mitch:「Oh , I find that hard to believe .」
Dorian:「Whatever issues we have had in the past , I respect him , and you 've made my job as mayor 10 times as difficult . I am not going to be able to fill his shoes .」
Mitch:「And yet someone will have to , which brings me to your next task .」
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Matthew:「What ? I thought your mom gave up on the idea of dragging you around the world now that you --」
Dani:「Now that my mom does n't have to keep me away from my dad anymore ? It 's okay . I mean , I know I hated it before , but it makes sense now . I do n't want to live in the same town as my dad 's murderer . I do n't want to see him walking around free , and my mom promised to take me back to Tahiti so we could say a real good - bye to my dad .」
Matthew:「I ca n't believe this .」
Dani:「Well , there 's nothing here for me in Llanview , anyway , except you .」
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Todd:「Well , I wish I could say I was surprised you 're leaving , but I guess that 's why I did n't want to wake up today .」
Téa:「Todd , look . It 's not you , okay ?」


Todd:「Oh , come on . Do n't give me that . Of course it 's me . Our daughter ca n't stand to be in the same hemisphere as me . She thinks I killed her father . Oh , well . Whatever . It 's not like I 'm gon na miss her . Never got to know her .」
Téa:「Come on , Todd . I know how much you care about your kids . This is killing you .」
Todd:「You know , I can be very spiteful , keep you from going , make you tell Dani who I really am to her .」
Téa:「You do n't want to do that .」
Todd:「No . I do n't . I care about you too much .」
Téa:「God , do n't say that .」
Todd:「What ? Why not ?」
Téa:「You 'll make it that much harder for me to leave .」
Todd:「I said I would n't stop you from going . I never said I 'd make it easy for you .」
Téa:「Listen to me . Dani will come to know the truth . She will . In time , she will come to understand that Ross is not the man she thought he was . She will understand the truth of who he was , not the fantasy of who she wanted him to be , and when that happens , when she 's healed enough , I will tell her about you . I will explain to her who her father really is , and we will come back to you .」
Todd:「All right . Can I get an eta on that ?」
Téa:「Ha ha ha ! I might take a minute .」
Todd:「Forever .」
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Schuyler:「Did you mean that , what you said about wanting to be with me ?」
Gigi:「Every word of it .」
Schuyler:「Am I an idiot for feeling bad about Rex ?」
Gigi:「If you are , then so am I , but I think feeling bad , that just comes with the territory , you know ? Rex and me , we 've been through so much , and I know that we 're gon na have a lot of sort out when I get home .」
Schuyler:「Ha ! Yeah . Yeah . Do you want to go ?」
Gigi:「No , not now , not yet . I know that pretty soon , I 'll have to go back down the mountain and deal with what I just did , but right now , I --」
Schuyler:「Yes ?」
Gigi:「Um , I just want to have breakfast with you and then lunch and then dinner . Is that okay with you ?」
Schuyler:「Yeah . That 's really okay .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rex:「Hello . My name is Rex Balsom , and I need a lawyer . I want to sue my ex for custody of our son .」
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Elijah:「So , you can shut off your feelings for Todd just like that ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Not just like that --」


Elijah:「Ah , I did n't think so .」
Blair Waldorf:「But , you know , with enough time and the right -- distraction --」
Elijah:「Like my brother ? Did Ross distract you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . He could not make me forget Todd .」
Elijah:「I would n't worry . You 'll find someone who can , gorgeous woman like yourself .」
narration:[ Blair chuckles ]
Blair Waldorf:「And I do n't think you have to worry about anything , either . I 'm sure a handsome man like yourself is not gon na have any problem finding someone to , uh , distract you from Téa Delgado .」
Elijah:「Uh , you know , since the people we both want want each other , maybe you and I should get together . What do you think ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Maybe we should .」


Blair Waldorf:「Oh , my God . Uh ! Oh , my God .」
Cristian:「What ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , my God .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Clint 's voice:「Have - a - seat . One swipe with the wipe , and you 're sitting in ... the electric chair .」
David 's voice:「Rex , you knew all along , and you did nothing . Tell Pa and Dorian I love them .」
narration:[ Clint snaps fingers ]
 [ Zap ]
David 's voice:「Aah !」
narration:[ Alarm clock beeping ]
 [ Beeping stops ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
David:「Mm ! Ah , Kahlid , my man . What 's with the long face ? Wife still mad at you ?」
Kahlid:「Indeed . She spent the whole night glued to the TV watching you and skinny models in " Pretty People Crime go Bust " marathon .」
David:「Well , I could make things better , amigo , with the stroke of a pen .」
Kahlid:「An autographed photo ?」


David:「Not any autographed photo . My autographed photo , and all in exchange for a measly , little phone call . Come on , Kahlid . What do you say ? A photo for the love of your life so that I can call the love of mine .」
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Dorian:「That man is a dirty , horndog pig , and that 's an insult to dogs and pigs everywhere .」
Starr:「What did David do this time ?」
Dorian:「According to his MyFace update , he spent New Year 's Eve sandwiched between the Olsen twins .」
Langston:「Okay . Dorian , listen . I know that David left you at the altar .」
Dorian:「Twice ! I 'm sorry , but that is true .」
Langston:「Okay . Yes , and it was unforgivable , but it 's a new year . Leave 2010 in the past .」
Dorian:「Mm - hmm .」
Langston:「You know , let 's step-- no . Okay . Glide into 2011 and let yourself love somebody new .」
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Ford:「How great is it waking up in this apartment without Dad ?」
James:「I definitely do n't miss the smell of his cheap cigars . That 's for sure .」
Ford:「Oh , I hated facing him first thing in the morning . Nate really did us a favor by getting rid of him .」
James:「If he did it . I wanted to go to his arraignment today , but it 's closed .」
Ford:「Eh , maybe it 's for the best . I do n't know how he can beat this murder rap with all this evidence stacked against him .」
James:「Lucky for him , he 's got an awesome lawyer .」
Ford:「Mm .」
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Téa:「Welcome to the firm of Delgado and Rayburn .」
Dani:「Thanks , Mom . Do you really think the judge is gon na buy me as your-- wait . Para--」
Téa:「Paralegal .」
Dani:「Paralegal .」
Téa:「Well , I know you wanted to be here , and this was the only way I could think of to sneak you in . So if the judge suspects anything , I 'll save you , okay ?」
Dani:「What about Nate ? Are you gon na save him ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Bo:「Nora .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , God , how drunk was I ?」


Cristian:「I do n't know . I do n't know . Champagne knocks me out .」
Blair Waldorf:「Aah ! I 'm naked !」
Cristian:「Me . Too .」
Blair Waldorf:「The question is , did we do naked things together ?」
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Téa:「Mija , there 's something you should know about your mother . I 'm the best .」
Dani:「Nate , hi .」
Nate:「Hey , what are you doing here ? I heard they were n't letting people in . They must think it 'll get too crazy .」
Dani:「Look . Even if it does , my mom is the best , and she hired me to be on your defense team .」
Nate:「I 'm glad you 're here , both of you .」
Inez:「Thank you so much for representing my son . Nate is innocent . No lo hizo .」
Téa:「Lo se , y te prometo , I 'll fight as hard for your son as I would fight for my own daughter .」
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Bo:「I tried calling you last night .」
Nora:「I know . I ignored it .」
Bo:「You got every right to be angry .」


Nora:「Do I ? You think hearing from our son that you slept with Inez gives me the right to be angry ?」
Bo:「You got a few more minutes before Nate 's arraignment . Come on , red . Talk to me .」
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Rex:「" Hey , sleepyhead , I 'm dropping Shane off at his friend Tyler 's . Then I 'm getting a head start on my reading for women in literature . Hope you did n't have any more nightmares . Love , Gi . " Only I did , Morasco , only this time , they were n't about that stupid Have - a - Seat commercial . This time , it was about my own guilty conscience . [ Rex sighs ] I 'm sorry , Morasco , but even if it means Clint taking away your college money and him doing who knows what else to destroy me , I have got to let Bo know what his brother did to David .」
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David:「We both love our women . Why not help each other out ?」
Kahlid:「But I can not buy my wife 's affection .」
David:「Why not ?」
Kahlid:「Because one can not put a price on love .」
David:「Eh , actually--」
Kahlid:「Well , no . Fatima will realize that we are meant to be together . Love will find a way .」
David:「Why not help it along ?」
Kahlid:「Because I have good job . I can not risk losing it all just to get my wife back .」
David:「Yes , you can . You have to . Look , Kahlid . Sometimes love ca n't find a way because somebody is stopping it , stopping it in its tracks .」
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Dorian:「Girls , I 've already decided it 's time to move on . In fact , I updated my MyFace status from " hates all men " to " ready to love again . David who ? "」
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David:「Do n't leave love to chance , Kahlid . Somebody can be waiting right around the corner to destroy it .」
Clint:「Kahlid , go away . Would n't want your bosses to know that you 're fraternizing with a prisoner .」
Kahlid:「Of course , sir . Of course .」
David:「Huzzah ! If it is n't my favorite Uncle Clint . Alhamdulillah ! I see you 've had a change of heart with the change of the year .」
Clint:「What ?」
David:「You 've come to release me . Dorian , whip the cream . I 'm coming home .」
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Dorian:「David has already done enough damage . I refuse to let him stop me from loving again , and , Langston , I suggest that you use the new year to dump Robert Ford the same way that I am dumping David .」
Langston:「Okay . Dorian , I 'm not gon na dump Ford just because--」


Dorian:「And , Starr , I have a suggestion for you , sweetheart . I know how much you love Cole , but I think you should stop cloistering your heart in that cell with him and start living again . Hmm .」
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Ford:「Hey , what happened to you last night ? I lost track of you right around midnight .」
James:「Nothing .」
Ford:「Really ? Because last I saw you , you were with Starr .」
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Langston:「I could n't find you last night after the countdown . Last I saw , you were with James . Did something happen last night ?」
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Bo:「Look . I 'm sorry that you had to hear about Inez and me from Matthew . I-- I was gon na tell you in the hospital , and then , all of a sudden , Clint walked in . You had to go for tests , and I told Clint about it , and he convinced me that I should n't tell you because it would only hurt you unnecessarily .」
Nora:「Okay . So this is Clint 's fault that you did n't come clean with me ?」
Bo:「No . That 's not what I 'm saying .」
Nora:「No ? I mean , why not ? You 're looking for any excuse not to come clean with me .」
Bo:「No . Do n't let this destroy us , red . I 'm not giving up on us , and I 'm not gon na let you give up on us , either . I 'm gon na find somehow to get you to forgive me .」
Nora:「I do n't think that 's possible right now .」
Bo:「Well , then here . You want to have some coffee with me then ? You do n't even have to drink it . You can throw it in my face . You can yell at me , you know ? Communication , that 's a first step . I love you , Nora . I miss you .」
Nora:「I have to go to court .」
Rex:「Bo ... Nora just took off like you 're wired with explosives . You okay ?」
Bo:「No , Balsom . I 'm not .」
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Cristian:「I have a fiancée , Blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「I know . I know , Cristian .」


Cristian:「No matter what Layla and I have been going through , I did n't actually want to cheat on her .」
Blair Waldorf:「I know . I know .」
Cristian:「Okay . So this did n't happen , did it ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well--」
narration:[ Knocks on door ]
Dorian:「Blair , darling , I have something for you . Blair ?」
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David:「A new year , a new you , eh , Cammi ? That means my uncle .」
Clint:「Oh , you got an awful lot to learn , Vickers . Real Buchanans do n't change with the calendar .」
David:「But when you heard of my escape attempt , you must 've felt some compassion .」
Clint:「Not a bit .」
David:「I do n't understand . The only thing I ever did wrong -- to you , anyway-- was being Bo 's son . Well , that and the thing with Kim .」
Clint:「The thing with Kim . You blackmailed my wife into leaving me .」
David:「I 'm sorry . I should 've never done that , but this-- Uncle Clint , I do n't deserve this .」


Clint:「And the Buchanan family does n't deserve a parasite like you leeching off them .」
David:「Then why are you here ?」
Clint:「I came here to make sure that you pay for trying to spoon your way out of here . I convinced the authorities to extend your sentence by 4 months .」
David:「Oh , no , no . No . See , I 've already served 4 months . See here ?」
Clint:「Erase all that crap , all right ? It 's day one all over again . That 's right , Vickers . Instead of getting out of here in 19 years and 8 months , you wo n't taste freedom for 20 years from today .」
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Dorian:「OMG , did you see MyFace this morning ? David Vickers Buchanan posted that last night , he was the meat in an Olsen twin sandwich . Flaccid baloney . That 's more like it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , actually , Dorian , I just woke up , so I 'll check it out later .」
Dorian:「Oh , okay . Sorry I woke you up . Anyway , this , my dear , was in the living room .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . I guess the boys decided to take a crack at it .」


Dorian:「Good idea . Open it or get rid of it .」
Blair Waldorf:「No . I 'll think about it .」
Dorian:「No . You 're not gon na think about it . You need to do it . It 's time to make a new beginning .」
Blair Waldorf:「Uh - huh . Well , look who 's talking , Dorian .」
Dorian:「Oh , I 've already started . Yes . Yes . Starting over is my number - one new year 's resolution . Oh , I feel so good about it , really . I have n't felt this good since , well , David left . Honestly , honey , I just feel like I 'm on top of the world . Ha ha ha !」
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Langston:「Did anything happen between you and James last night ?」
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James:「You first . So did you hook up with Langston , or what ?」
Langston 's voice:「When you said you wanted to make our new year 's kiss last , you were n't kidding .」
Ford 's voice:「These days , I 'm a man of my word .」
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Starr:「So abstinence went out the window with 2010 ?」


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James:「So Langston finally gave in to your charms .」
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Inez:「What has Nate told you about Eddie 's death ?」
Téa:「Not much , but that 's actually preferable . It 'll help me defend him better .」
Inez:「Do you think the D.A. is gon na be hard on him ?」
Nora:「Talking about me , Inez ?」
Téa:「Good , Nora . You 're here . Listen . Let 's try to figure this out before the judge gets here . The charge against Nate--」
Nora:「We 'll discuss your client at his arraignment .」
Téa:「I think it would be better--」
Nora:「Actually , it would be better if you butt out and step back .」
Téa:「Okay . I can do that .」
Nora:「There 's only one thing I want to deal with right now .」
Téa:「Ooh !」
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Rex:「You slept with Inez ? No , no , no , no . There 's no way .」
Bo:「Well , I wish I could tell you something different , Balsom .」
Rex:「But you could n't have . Nora told me what happened that night with Eddie Ford . He sent you a bunch of fake text messages from her phone saying that you should sleep with Inez .」
Bo:「Yeah .」
Rex:「Hey , but come on . I never thought you 'd go for it .」
Bo:「Well , Balsom , sometimes we do things that we never thought we would do , and then we regret it , and we end up hating ourselves .」
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Clint:「Ha ha ! You think Dorian wo n't give up on you ? Check out her MyFace status .」
David:「Huh ? " Ready to love again " ? " David who ? "」
Clint:「Oh , she has put you behind her . Madam Mayor does n't even know who you are anymore .」
David:「But even with that bogus breakup note you gave her , she must be wondering what happened to me .」
Clint:「No . She knows exactly what happened to you ...」
David:「What ?」
Clint:「Because you 've been keeping your MyFace status updated on a regular basis .」
David:「David says , " I am in an Olsen twin sandwich . " That 's a lie . I only know Ashley . You wrote that .」
Clint:「Uh - uh . No , no , no , no , not according to this .」
David:「I swear to you , Cammi , someday someone somehow is going to find out what happened to me .」
Clint:「Somebody already has .」
David:「Oh . Who ?」
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Rex:「" We all " do things we regret . You do n't .」


Bo:「No . Apparently I do , Balsom .」
Rex:「Apparently ? What does that mean ?」
Bo:「I do n't remember anything after the first beer . I was at Inez 's apartment . I was upset about Nora . I drank a beer . The next thing I remember , I woke up in her bed .」
Rex:「Then maybe you did n't sleep with her .」
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David:「Rex ? That 's great . He 'll tell Pa. I 'm as good as gone .」
Clint:「You sound so certain about that .」
David:「Oh , I am . Rex will tell Bo , and I 'll be rescued .」
Clint:「Rex has known about you for months , and he has n't lifted a finger to help you .」
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Dorian:「When I saw David 's MyFace update this morning , I can tell you , I made a resolution so firm . I said , " I am going to start all over again , make a new beginning , " and so , sweetheart , should you . Honey ...」
Blair Waldorf:「Hmm ?」
Dorian:「What 's under these covers ?」
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Starr:「Well ? Did you sleep with Ford , or not ?」
Langston 's voice:「Oh , no . Stop .」
Ford 's voice:「What ? What is it ?」
Langston 's voice:「I promised myself I would n't do this .」
Ford 's voice:「I know you did , but I thought you trusted me .」
Langston 's voice:「Ford , it 's not about that .」
Ford 's voice:「Have n't I proved myself to you ? Langston , I 'm with you because I care about you , not just so I can get you into bed .」
Langston 's voice:「Oh , I know that . Believe me , I 'm not doing this to torture you . I miss sex , too , but as much as I need you to prove yourself to me , I guess I need to prove myself to me , too . I need to make sure I know how I really feel about you .」
Ford 's voice:「I thought you knew .」
Langston 's voice:「I know that I want you . I 'm just not sure if we 're gon na last , if this is a meaningful relationship . Are you ?」
Ford 's voice:「I think we 're on our way .」
Langston 's voice:「I do , too , but before this goes any further , after everything we 've been through , after everything I put Markko through , I just need to make certain that this is n't gon na disappear when I wake up in the morning .」
James:「Well , you ca n't really argue with that , can you ?」
Ford 's voice:「Yeah . I get what you 're saying .」
Langston 's voice:「And you 're okay with it ?」
Ford 's voice:「Well , yeah , I guess . I just need you to tell me if there 's anything I can , you know , be doing differently .」
Langston 's voice:「No . Just keep doing what you 're doing ?」
Ford 's voice:「Okay .」
Langston 's voice:「Thanks for letting me take the time I need to figure things out .」
Ford 's voice:「Sure , but , damn , you look good .」
Langston 's voice:「So do you . How about a compromise ?」
Ford 's voice:「Yeah ? Such as ?」
Langston 's voice:「I 'll cut it in half -- Valentine 's Day .」
Ford 's voice:「Well , technically , that 's less than half , right ?」
Langston 's voice:「Well , if you want me--」
Ford 's voice:「No , no . I can do that . That 's fine . Valentine 's Day . Okay . It 's a deal . Yeah .」
Langston 's voice:「Deal .」
Ford 's voice:「And , trust me , what we have is not gon na disappear . It 's just gon na get better and better . Oh ...」


Ford:「I 've never waited for anybody before . Langston is worth it . Hey , how about you and Starr ? You make any progress last night ?」
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 [ Fireworks exploding ]
Starr 's voice:「Where did that come from ?」
James ' voice:「I 'm sorry . I should n't have kissed you .」
Starr 's voice:「No , no . I 'm glad that you did . I--」
James ' voice:「You are ?」
Starr 's voice:「I liked it a lot .」
Langston:「So did you kiss him again ?」
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Ford:「Come on . Did you finally get Starr unstuck from her boyfriend ?」
James ' voice:「I was pretty much waiting for midnight to roll around so I 'd have an excuse .」
Starr 's voice:「Ha ha ! Me , too .」
James ' voice:「Really ? Listen . Do you want to find another excuse to do it again ?」
Starr 's voice:「Yes , but I ca n't .」
James ' voice:「Right . Cole .」
Starr 's voice:「I promised that I would wait for him .」
James ' voice:「For all those years ?」
Starr 's voice:「He 's the father of my child , and I love him .」
James ' voice:「Starr , okay , I want to hold you . I want you to whisper your hopes and your dreams to me at night , okay , and I want to whisper mine to you .」
Starr 's voice:「I want that , too .」
Langston:「Wow . How could you resist that ? Did you resist it ?」
Starr:「Mm ...」
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Dorian:「Blair , what have you got underneath these covers ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Stop , all right ? I know you want to know what 's going on , and I 'm gon na tell you . I 've got a confession to make .」


Dorian:「You do n't have to . Darling , I already know .」
Blair Waldorf:「You do ?」
Dorian:「Yes . You have made a pillow person , something you can hold at night , something that makes you feel safe , that keeps you warm . Oh , honey , that 's just so ...」
Blair Waldorf:「Pathetic , is n't it ? I just did n't want you to know . I just did n't .」
Dorian:「No . Shh , shh , shh , shh . Please . I understand , but , honey , that 's all over , starting today , right ? Eli is dead , and David might as well be dead to me , and we are going to rise from the ashes like the Cramer phoenixes we are . Yes , indeed . We are going to go out and seek love , love that delivers us from the pain of our past mistakes . Yes . We are going to leave the pain of 2010 behind us , the darkness , and we 're going to go into the light of 2011 brand- new women . Yes ! It 's the year of the Cramer women .」
Blair Waldorf:「Can we talk about it later ?」


Dorian:「Oh , we 're not gon na talk about it later because we 're gon na be so busy doing something about it . Do you understand me ? Get yourself fixed up . Get into something gorgeous and hot because , girl , we 're gon na go out and do things , okay ? Now hurry up . I 'm gon na go change myself . Hurry .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ohh ...」
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David:「Oh , you 're lying . If Rex knew I was in here , he would 've told Bo right away , unless-- what was it this time , threats or blackmail ?」
Clint:「Bottom line is , Balsom is more interested in saving his own skin than in saving yours , which makes him a selfish little weasel just like you . Rex has left you here to rot .」
David:「Not a chance . He would never do something like that to Bo . In fact , he 's so loyal , he 's practically a Buchanan himself .」
Clint:「No ! Rex is not a Buchanan . I do n't want him in the family any more than I want you .」
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Rex:「Stacy Morasco slipped me a Mickey once . She was trying to get me in a compromising position , and the last thing I remember about that night was my first beer .」
Bo:「So you 're saying that you think Inez slipped me something ?」
Rex:「I do n't know . What do you think ?」
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Nora:「You little whore . God , how dare you ? Filling me with all that crap about how you were n't interested in my husband with your cookies and your plants , and all the while , you were just waiting for your chance to spread your legs for him .」
Nate:「You ca n't talk to her like that .」
Nora:「Keep him quiet .」
Dani:「Mom , do something .」
Téa:「Like what ?」
Nora:「The most pathetic thing is , he does n't even remember taking you to bed . He had to get blacked out drunk first .」
Nate:「Leave her alone .」
Inez:「Nora , please do n't do this in front of my son .」
Nora:「How about my son ? He saw . That 's right , Inez . He saw you . You recruited your pig of an ex - husband to kidnap me and keep me tied to a chair in some room somewhere just so you could have a shot at taking my husband to bed ?」
Inez:「No , Nora . I am not the one who made Eddie do that to you .」
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David:「Well , even if Rex never tells another living soul , my pa is the top cop . He 's gon na wonder why I have n't stayed in touch with him . He 's certainly not gon na believe any of that stupid MyFace stuff .」
Clint:「Bo is a gullible sap . You have no idea what he 'll believe .」
David:「What is that supposed to mean ?」
Clint:「Let 's just say that Bo has more problems than you .」
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Bo:「Inez does n't have it in her to drug me and lie about having sex . She 's no Stacy Morasco .」
Rex:「Well , maybe not , but this whole situation sounds way too familiar . I had a blood test to prove it . I do n't suppose--」
Bo:「No . It 's been days , you know ? I wish I could blame it on some drug and then convince myself that it never happened .」
Rex:「I 'm really sorry , Bo . I wish there was something I could do . I hate seeing you like this .」
Bo:「You know , Balsom , Charlie may be your biological father , but you 're still like a son to me .」
Rex:「And you 're still like a father to me . That 's why I wish I could make this better for you somehow .」
Bo:「I appreciate that , Balsom , but I got to own this mistake myself .」


Rex:「Yeah . Bo , you know , about mistakes , owning up to them , I got a whopper for you .」
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David:「What did you do to my pa ? If you set him up , you son of a--」
Clint:「Well , when you get out of here in 20 years , you can tell your precious pa all about it . By then , his marriage to Nora , that 'll be a distant memory .」
David:「This is your revenge , is n't it , for Pa and Nora hurting you , just like you got revenge on me and Dorian . Look , Uncle Clint . I understand . You feel hurt . You feel betrayed , but look . You ca n't rip people apart who genuinely love each other . I tell you what . You can do anything you want to me . You wo n't hear another peep out of me for the rest of my sentence , the entire time I 'm in here , but listen . You 've got to undo whatever you did to Pa and StepNora .」
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Inez:「Nora , I did n't know that Eddie was going to kidnap you .」
Nora:「Well , he did n't do it on his own . I can tell you that .」
Inez:「Yes , but I had nothing to do with it .」
Nora:「Then who did , Inez , hmm ? Who besides you wanted to break up Bo and me ?」
Bailiff:「All rise .」
Judge:「So much for not making a circus out of these proceedings . Be seated .」
Nora:「My apologies , Your Honor .」
Judge:「May I remind the counselors that this is a closed arraignment ? Who are you ?」
Téa:「Oh , Your Honor , this is my new paralegal . She works for me .」
Judge:「Do you have any objection ?」
Nora:「No , Your Honor , but the defendant 's mother has to go .」
Téa:「I think it would be best if you left , Inez . Please , okay ?」
Judge:「If that 's all been settled , then let 's proceed . In the matter of the commonwealth of Pennsylvania versus Nathaniel Salinger for the murder of Edward Ford , how does the defendant plead ?」
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Cristian:「You know , while I was under the covers , I found something that helped jog my memory .」
Blair Waldorf:「Do I want to know ?」


Cristian:「Remember these ?」
Cristian 's voice:「I fold .」
Blair 's voice:「I win ! Yes ! Take 'em off ! Take 'em off , and I 'm gon na take mine off , too .」
Cristian 's voice:「Oh ...」
Blair 's voice:「Read 'em and weep . Whoo hoo !」
Blair Waldorf:「So we did n't have sex .」
Cristian:「Nope . We passed out . Layla might have cheated on me on New Year 's Eve , but at least I did n't cheat on her .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know what ? If you did , I would hope that we 'd both remember it . You know , I 'll tell you what we got to do now . We got to sneak you out of here before Dorian gets back . Then you need to figure out what you are gon na do about your fiancée .」
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Ford:「Dude , I am impressed . Not even Starr could say no to a line like , " I want to whisper to you in the night . "」
James:「It was n't a line .」


Starr 's voice:「I want that , too . I want someone to hold me and to hear his voice in my ear」
James ' voice:「You want that someone to be Cole . Starr 's voice
 Um ... I guess Langston and Bobby took off , so how about a ride home ?」
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Starr:「You know that I ca n't .」
Langston:「No . What I know is that you and Cole were n't exactly that great before he shot Eli . You two were having a lot of problems .」
Starr:「Everyone has problems . Cole and I still love each other .」
Langston:「So you 're gon na wait until you 're pushing 30 to be with a man again when you 're obviously crazy about James right now ?」
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Ford:「That really sucks , man .」
James:「I know .」
Ford:「James , why are you doing this to yourself ?」
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Langston:「Starr , why are you doing this to yourself ?」
Starr:「I do n't know what I 'm doing anymore . Yes . I like James , but I ca n't be anything more than just friends with him .」
Langston:「Yes , you can . Look at you . You 're torturing yourself by insisting you have to wait for Cole . You do n't have to do that , Starr .」
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James:「I do n't know what I 'm doing anymore , Bobby .」
Ford:「I do . You 're torturing yourself going around in circles waiting for Starr , and I think you deserve better .」
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Langston:「Cole wants you to be happy . You know that . So make the decision . Be happy . After everything you 've been through , be happy . Okay . I got to go , but you can do this , okay ? Just go to James and tell him you want more . You got this , okay ?」
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Judge:「Mr. Salinger . How do you plead , guilty or not guilty ?」
Téa:「Your Honor , my client is not going to enter a plea .」
Judge:「And why is that ?」
Téa:「I move that all charges against him be dismissed .」
Nora:「Of course you do . Your Honor」
Judge:「I can control my courtroom , Ms. Buchanan . On what grounds ?」
Téa:「On the grounds that I know who the real murderer is .」
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Rex:「I need you to understand that I had my reasons for keeping this to myself . I know that wo n't make a lot of difference , but--」
Bo:「Inez , is something wrong ?」
Rex:「You should handle this . Just call me if you need anything , okay ?」
Bo:「Yeah . Thanks for everything .」
Rex:「Anytime .」


Inez:「I did n't know that you were here . I just got tossed out of Nate 's arraignment , and-- I 'm sorry . I 'm probably the last person that you want to see . I 'm gon na go , okay ?」
Bo:「No . Inez ... stay .」
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Clint:「20 years from now when you see Dorian , I 'm sure she 'll be happy to hear that you were willing to give her up for Bo and Nora , do n't you think ? Bye- bye , Vickers .」
narration:[ Door closes ]
Kahlid:「Your uncle is an enemy of love .」
David:「Tell me about it .」
Kahlid:「An enemy of love is no friend of mine .」
David:「You can say that again .」
Kahlid:「Why ? You did not hear me ?」
David:「No , Kahlid . It 's an expre -- never mind .」
Kahlid:「You told him that you would sacrifice your own happiness for the sake of your father 's . Did you mean that ?」
David:「I did . I love my pa .」
Kahlid:「Please ... autograph this for Fatima , and in return , I will let you use my phone for one call only .」
David:「Always carry my own sharpie . Kahlid , thank you .」
Kahlid:「Just remember ... dial 9 first .」
David:「Naturally .」
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Cristian:「So are you gon na take Dorian 's advice and try to find love again ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Not yet , but I will take one tiny step toward moving on with my life .」


Cristian:「How 's that ?」
Blair Waldorf:「By opening this box .」


Bo:「I was proud of the way you stood up to the governor the other night .」
Kevin:「Well , I just thought using that money to help find missing kids was more important than padding a bunch of fat - cat bank accounts .」
Bo:「And it might help you find Ace .」
Kevin:「I did n't say it was n't personal .」
Bo:「That 's ok , I agree with you . I mean , money talks . Plus , someone might step forward that can give us a clue of where he is .」
Kevin:「Yeah .」
Bo:「Is there anything else you want to tell me about Ace 's mother ?」
Kevin:「Hmm ? Like what ?」
Bo:「When you stopped by my place the other night for that unofficial advice , you said that Kelly was doing her own search for Ace . I just wondered if she turned up anything .」
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Dorian:「Kelly , darling , are you alone ? Please join us .」
Kelly:「Oh , no , I 'm actually meeting Viki .」
Dorian:「Oh , speak of the --」
David:「Ahem .」
Viki:「Well , good afternoon , everybody . Dorian , that looks absolutely delicious . Is that the special , sea bass ?」
Dorian:「Chilean sea bass .」
Viki:「Oh .」
Dorian:「Yes , indeed . It 's marvelous -- or it was . I believe this was the last portion .」
Viki:「Oh . Do you know what ? I expect that the new chef here , Jezebel -- I 'll bet you she saved a piece for me . Shall we ?」
Kelly:「Mm - hmm .」
Dorian:「What is it about that woman 's twisted D.N.A. ? No , no , no , no -- has to be that . She always wants what I have -- my job , my niece , my lunch .」
David:「You know , do n't you worry about Viki . Check this out . The latest edition -- hitting the presses as we speak .」
Dorian:「Ooh !」
David:「Huh ?」
Dorian:「Ahem . Wow .」
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Evangeline:「Being together like this is so wonderful . Makes me forget about everything except you . Us .」
John:「Yeah .」
Evangeline:「But you ca n't , can you ?」
John:「What ? What ?」
Evangeline:「Forget about this case ? I should be used to this by now . But I keep thinking that things are going to change . How stupid is that ?」
John:「Look , all I was doing was -- I was --」
Evangeline:「Talk to me , John .」
John:「I ca n't talk to you . I ca n't talk to you as long as you represent the --」


Evangeline:「The number one suspect ? I get that , right . You ca n't discuss this with me , no , but you can lie here and obsess about it . Never mind me . Just pretend I 'm not even here . Oh , wait -- you 're already doing that .」
John:「What is this all about ?」
Evangeline:「I want this to be over .」
John:「Amen to that . It 's close . The answer is right in front of us .」
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Jessica:「Stop it ! God , do n't ever do that again !」
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Margaret:「Oh , God . Stupid car . Junker . Got to get a new one . Save up for one that is more dependable and safe for the little baby we 're going to have together . Right , Todd ? Oh . Now , you wait for me here . Well , not that you 're going anywhere with your injured legs and all the sedatives you 're loaded up with . Oh , and try not to strain your throat . I 'm so sorry I had to quiet you the way I did . I 'll be back before you know I 'm gone .」
Todd 's voice:「Come on , Manning , get it together . This is your chance . Take off . Go home , home to Blair .」
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Blair Waldorf:「So as soon as you program this little gizmo , it 's going to be able to trace the phone calls when they come in , right ?」


Man:「As long as they 're from inside the continental U.S.」
Blair Waldorf:「Great . Ok , well , I 'll let you finish up your work , and I 'll just be over here waiting , ok ? Oh , God , call , Todd . Please just call me . Please just call me .」
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Evangeline:「So you changed your mind ?」
John:「I did ? What did I change my mind about ?」
Evangeline:「Antonio . He used to be the number one suspect in Tico 's murder case , and now it 's Cristian ?」
John:「Anybody ever tell you you talk too much ?」
Evangeline:「No .」
John:「No ? Let me be the first .」
Evangeline:「Oh , man , I wish I could stay .」
John:「So stay .」
Evangeline:「No , no . You 're not going to seduce me . You 're not going to seduce me . I 've got to go back to work . And you have got to work .」
John:「You call what you do work ?」


Evangeline:「Whatever . So , where would you keep a clean towel in this place of yours ? Which , I might add , is very cozy . The McBain is moving up in the world .」
John:「Yeah . All the towels in the hamper are clean , I think .」
Evangeline:「What 's this ?」
John:「What 's what ?」
Evangeline:「What is this ?」
John:「I 'm almost afraid to ask .」
Evangeline:「What is this ? Latex gloves ? Handcuffs ? I do n't even want to know what this is .」
John:「That 's your big surprise for later . Give me this . It 's -- it 's a crime scene kit .」
Evangeline:「Oh , right , because you never know when you 're going to need one .」
John:「Exactly . There 's a -- well , there should be a clean towel in that top shelf in there .」
Evangeline:「Oh , got it .」
John:「Hmm . Michael . No , I 'm fine . Hey , look , I need to know what kind of surgical gloves they use over there at Llanview hospital . Yeah -- well , no , just -- manufacturer , weight , any of that kind of stuff . No , I 'll hold . I 'm still here . Yeah , I got a pen right here . Lightly powdered , .088 . Thanks , Michael . I 'll talk to you later . All right . Here we go .」
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Marcie:「Hayes .」
Hayes:「Hey , there you are .」
Marcie:「Hi . I 'm so sorry I 'm late . I thought since I was at the hospital , I might try to get my old job back .」
Hayes:「Why ?」
Marcie:「Exactly . It was a totally lame idea . I mean , I do n't know why I expected anyone here to hire me back after how I left this place .」
Hayes:「Marcie , shh --」
Marcie:「Did I ever tell you that story --」
Hayes:「Hey , you do n't need a job now . You 're an author .」
Marcie:「Yeah , but my book does n't get published for another month , and I 've maxed out all my credit cards . Do you know how much money I owe ?」
Hayes:「Money is not an issue . Look , a speaker 's bureau is interested in setting up some engagements for you to talk about your book -- you know , like what inspired you , how long it took you to write it , that sort of thing . But you have to be ready .」
Marcie:「I am ready . I 'm ready now .」
Hayes:「Not quite . Marcie , these people that we 're talking to are a little bit concerned about your image .」


Marcie:「It 's about my weight , right ? It 's always about my weight . That 's always what it 's about . Well , I 'm sorry , I 'm not going to starve myself again , ok ?」
Hayes:「Look , you do n't have to . That 's why I wanted you to meet me here at the hospital , so we can meet Dr. Arliss .」
Marcie:「Who ?」
Hayes:「Arliss . He comes very highly recommended , the best in his field .」
Marcie:「Uh - huh . And what field is that ?」
Hayes:「Cosmetic surgery .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「So , it 's all set ? It 'll be able to trace the phone calls when they come in ?」
Man:「It also records the conversation .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , that is so perfect . Thank you so much .」
Starr:「What 's going on ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I thought that you were at the diner with Matthew , Starr .」
Starr:「I was . Now I 'm home , and you 're not answering my question .」


Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . Uh , just a minute . Look , thank you very much , and if I have any problems , I 'll give you a call .」
Man:「Good luck .」
Blair Waldorf:「All right , thanks .」
narration:[ Dial tone ]
Blair Waldorf:「That was the telephone repairman .」
Starr:「I got that , except there 's nothing wrong with the phone .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , but see , there was . See , I tried to call out earlier , and there was n't a dial tone .」
Starr:「You just made that up .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Starr:「This has something to do with dad . I know it does .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Margaret:「And do n't give me any bull about faulty spark plugs . Look , I know . I have changed them myself in the last month . I know about engines . It is the fuel injection .」
Man:「Yeah , well , these things can be tricky . Could take a while .」
Margaret:「Well , what is a while ?」
Man:「A few hours .」
Margaret:「You 've got to be kidding me !」
Man:「Could be more , could be less .」


Margaret:「Look , I do n't have a few hours . It 's my husband -- I have to get him home . I just got him out of the hospital .」
Officer:「Is there a problem , ma'am ? Can I help ?」
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Starr:「You think dad 's going to call , do n't you ? Oh , my God , dad already called ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't know .」
Starr:「What do you mean , you do n't know ? Of course you would know !」
Blair Waldorf:「See , that 's why I did n't want to tell you because you were going to spaz out like this --」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , God , do you recognize that number ?」
Starr:「No , I do n't ! Pick it up !」
Blair Waldorf:「Todd , is it you ? Todd ?」
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Jessica:「What is the matter with you ?」
Antonio:「With me ? What about you ?」
Jessica:「Kissing me again ? I mean , it was bad enough --」
Antonio:「The way I remember it , it was pretty good .」


Jessica:「Oh , really ? Or is that just your ego talking ?」
Antonio:「No , you felt it , too , all right ? You know it . Look , why do n't you stop resisting and allow yourself to feel what you used to ?」
Jessica:「Right , like how we used to solve all of our problems -- run away and hide under the covers and make love ? Or , really , was it ever really love , Antonio , or was it just sex ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「Forensics . Officer Kaplan . I 'll hold .」
narration:[ Shower runs ]
John:「Hey , Larry . Yeah , look , I want you to test that piece of latex that we found at the Santi murder scene . Yeah , I want to see if it 's the kind of latex glove that , you know , they might use at a hospital , like Llanview hospital might use . Yeah , that would be .088 thick . Yeah . If it 's not a match , check against department issue . Ok . No , Larry , you know we do n't give up . A little help from you guys ; we 're going to find out who killed this guy .」
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Dorian:「Oh ! You got Blair to go ahead with this ?」
David:「No , I did n't . I used my connections at " The Sun " to sneak it in at the last minute .」
Dorian:「David , what connections ?」
David:「You know .」
Dorian:「How much did this cost me ?」
David:「You know what ? You worry way too much . The point is you wanted to get back at Viki for making you lose your job , and now you have .」
Dorian:「Darling -- ahem -- quite honestly , I 'm not sure that this picture is enough to get Viki fired .」
David:「What are you talking about ? This photograph I took is brilliant . It 's going to cause an investigation , and no matter what , she wo n't escape untarnished .」
Dorian:「Hmm . All right . I guess that will have to do -- for now .」
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Kelly:「So , you know what happened with Blair on New Year 's ?」
Viki:「Well , I know that you distracted Kevin so that Blair could make an appeal to Todd . I mean , it was n't that hard to figure out .」
Kelly:「She thinks she might have gotten a message .」
Viki:「From Todd ?」
Kelly:「Mm - hmm .」
Viki:「Really ?」
Kelly:「Yeah , I just hope she 's not getting her hopes up about someone that may never come home .」
Viki:「Does that apply to Kevin , as well ?」
Kelly:「I 'm not sure I understand .」
Viki:「I mean , is that part of the complication in Ace 's disappearance ? Is he never coming home ?」
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Kevin:「Kelly did n't turn up anything .」


Bo:「Oh , I 'm sorry to hear that .」
Kevin:「Yeah . I 'm not giving up hope . I think about Ace all the time . I think about teaching him how to play baseball , soccer , ride a horse . You know , all the stuff I missed with Duke .」
Bo:「Yeah , it 's tough to feel like that .」
Kevin:「Yeah , I was looking forward to asking you and Nora about some pointers on raising a little kid -- a boy -- you know ?」
Bo:「Yeah .」
Kevin:「Did I say something wrong ?」
Bo:「I do n't know . Things are n't great with Nora and me .」
Kevin:「That 's too bad . I always thought you two were good together .」
Bo:「I always thought you and Kelly were good together .」
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Kelly:「Kevin just has to be realistic .」
Viki:「In what way ?」
Mark:「Mrs. Davidson --」
Viki:「Mark , hi .」
Mark:「I 'm sorry . I feel just awful about this .」
Viki:「About what ?」
Mark:「You have n't seen it , then ?」
Viki:「Seen what ? No , no . What ?」
Mark:「This .」
Viki:「Oh . Well , that 's ridiculous ! I mean , it 's impossible ! Who on earth --」
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Antonio:「No matter what you say , you know in your heart --」
Jessica:「No , I do n't .」
Antonio:「Let me finish .」
Jessica:「No , let me finish . You were going to say that I know in my heart there 's more than just sex between us . But you 're wrong .」
Antonio:「I know I hurt you . I know that . We both made mistakes .」
Jessica:「I do n't have time for this .」
Antonio:「Make time . Say what you will . But I also know what was good between us and why we were together , and I also know what made us work as a couple .」
Jessica:「But we do n't work as a couple , Antonio ! We never did .」
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Marcie:「Look , I know I 'm chubby , ok , but I 'm pretty . And I happen to like my nose . And do n't you think I 'm about 40 years too young for a face - lift ? All right , maybe 35 . I may be pushing it a little bit .」
Hayes:「Marcie , look , you have a beautiful face .」
Marcie:「Well , then I do n't understand why you 're asking me to come here today .」
Doctor:「Hi there .」
Hayes:「Hi , Dr. Arliss . Hayes Barber . We spoke on the phone .」
Dr. Arliss:「Right .」
Hayes:「And this is the young lady I was telling you about , Marcie Walsh .」
Marcie:「Hi .」


Dr. Arliss:「Nice to meet you both . So , Ms. Walsh , I understand you are interested in liposuction ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kelly:「Well , this all makes sense now , does n't it ? David sneaking around the Love Center , hiding around corners with a camera .」
David:「What ?」
Viki:「Oh , David . You really are a creepy little worm , are n't you ? How could you , Dorian ?」
Dorian:「Oh -- what do you mean ? Viki , I think the question is , how could you ?」
Viki:「I 'm not going to give you the satisfaction of making a scene , you know . But I suggest you arrange to have a retraction printed in that paper immediately , along with an apology -- to me and to this young man .」
Dorian:「I 'll do nothing of the sort . I did n't do anything . You , on the contrary -- president of Llanview University , carrying on with one of the precious young people parents have entrusted to your care ?」
Mark:「Excuse me , but there 's no way I could have " carried on " with Mrs. Davidson .」
David:「Hey . Hey , that 's a little harsh .」
Mark:「I 'm gay .」
David:「I 'm sorry , what ?」
Mark:「Yeah , and I do n't care who knows it .」
Dorian:「You 're --」
Mark:「Gay , yes . And I 'm fully prepared to go to the paper about this . Oh , and there 's also the matter of my father . He 's an attorney , and he 'll be perfectly happy suing whoever is responsible for this for whatever he or she is worth .」
David:「Would there be , say , an alternative to that ?」
Mark:「Yeah . You could do what Mrs. Davidson wants and issue a public apology .」
Viki:「Think about it , Dorian , but do n't take too long because you 're going to have to get that apology into the paper I 'd say within the hour .」
Dorian:「Brilliant . Brilliant , David .」
David:「Do n't look at me . How was I supposed to know ? He was n't wearing a baseball hat that said " gay " on it .」
Dorian:「I am going to have to apologize publicly to Viki . Could there be anything more humiliating in the world ?」
David:「Oh , come on . You 've been humiliated worse than that before .」
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Bo:「I wonder what that was all about .」
Kevin:「I 'd better find out .」
Harrison:「Kevin , good to see you .」
Kevin:「Governor .」
Harrison:「Listen , that speech you gave the other night --」
Kevin:「Yeah .」
Harrison:「I 'd like to discuss it with you .」
Kevin:「Before you say anything -- I spoke from the heart .」


Harrison:「Well , like any self - respecting lieutenant governor would . And I want you to rest assured that your idea about using state funds to recover missing children is a good one , and it 'll be addressed in time .」
Kevin:「Obviously , you were n't listening to what I said carefully enough . " In time " is n't good enough . No , I will not support you using those funds for corporate interests .」
Harrison:「All right , Kevin , then I 'm afraid I ca n't support you .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , Lisa , I 'm sure Jack would love to play with Thomas . That 'd be great . Saturday . All right . Bye . Oh , well .」
Starr:「Do n't worry , mom . Dad will be calling in , like , five minutes .」
narration:[ Doorbell rings ]
Starr:「Or he could be at the door .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wait , wait , ask who it is first . Always ask who it is .」
Starr:「Who is it ?」
Mrs. Bigelow:「It 's Mrs. Bigelow .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , Mona . Any word on Todd ?」


Mrs. Bigelow:「Well , I 've been through Mr. Manning 's records . And not only have his credit cards remained unused , but not a penny of his assets -- including the hidden ones -- has been touched . Which can only mean that he --」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , would you go upstairs for a little while ?」
Starr:「But I want to know stuff , too .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I know you do , and I will tell you about it later , but help me run Jack 's bath water , would you ? It 's time for his bath .」
Starr:「But it 's not time for his bath .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , yes , it is . Please , sweetheart , please .」
Starr:「Fine .」
Blair Waldorf:「Thank you . Mrs. Bigelow , I have reason to believe that Todd is very much alive .」
Mrs. Bigelow:「Well , now , that 's -- that 's exciting news .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes . And I need your help . You have to help me . I 've got to find him . I 've got to bring him home .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Todd 's voice:「I got to do it . I got to move . Come on , you ca n't give up .」
Officer:「Your husband 's an invalid ?」
Margaret:「Yes . I have to get him home , but my car conked out on me .」
Officer:「I 'll be happy to give you a ride .」
Margaret:「Oh , no , thanks . I live quite a ways from here . But thank you for offering .」
Officer:「Let me know if you change your mind .」
Woman:「I 'll help you , son .」
Man:「Your car is not moving in the condition that it 's in , and I am not touching it until I get some money .」
Margaret:「Look , I just spent a fortune on doctor 's bills . I do n't know how much money I have left . That 's all of it . Look , I know that I owe you a couple more dollars , but I will get it to you , I promise .」
Woman:「We all have to help each other in this life .」
Todd 's voice:「That 's right , call the police .」
Woman:「Do n't go spending that on liquor . That 's the devil 's brew . I hope things start looking up for you soon .」
Margaret:「The man in there is a thief with a grease gun . Oh , Todd . Tsk , tsk . $ 5 . You 're a genius ! I 've got it !」
Todd 's voice:「Blair , you got to find me . Blair .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Ok , in the early edition of " The Sun " tomorrow . I want Todd right on the front page .」


Mrs. Bigelow:「Yes , front page , definitely .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . So if anybody sees him on the newspaper , then they 'll contact us , all right ?」
Starr:「The internet .」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr !」
Starr:「Mom , come on . What if we put his picture on the internet and everyone will be able to see it ?」
Mrs. Bigelow:「That 's an excellent idea , young lady . However --」
Blair Waldorf:「What , what ? Do you have a better idea ?」
Mrs. Bigelow:「Well , it just came to me , Ms. Cramer , but I think I have a better way to find Mr. Manning .」
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Harrison:「Do I have to remind you who the governor of this state is ?」
Kevin:「I am well aware of who you are .」
Harrison:「And that your job is to serve me ?」
Kevin:「Really ? Well , that 's funny because I thought my job was to serve the people !」
Bo:「Oh .」
Harrison:「You 're upset about your missing son . That 's understandable . Which is why I think you 're too personally involved to make any more statements about this .」


Kevin:「You ca n't shut me up , governor !」
Harrison:「What the hell are you doing ?」
Kevin:「700,000 children are missing in this country -- 700,000 -- and my son is one of them . But you know what ? You 're right about one thing . It is essential that I have my priorities straight . So I will continue to do my job . I will serve this state as long as the people will have me . And if that means going up against you , then so be it . And I will find my son . No matter what , I will find Ace .」
Kelly:「No , you ca n't .」
Harrison:「Very well , then . You do what you feel you have to do . And so will I.」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「Unless I am mistaken -- and I rarely am -- we 've just witnessed a very unusual occurrence .」
David:「What 's that look in your eye , huh ? I 've seen that before . What are you thinking ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「So , no praise from the governor on your speech ?」
Kevin:「Oh , he loved it .」
Viki:「Oh .」
Bo:「Yeah , but you made sure that everybody heard you . That 's good .」
Kevin:「Yeah , well , I 'll do whatever I have to to get Ace back . I should go . I 'll see you , mom .」
Viki:「Ok .」
Kelly:「Oh , Kevin , wait .」
Kevin:「How 's your ankle , Kel ?」
Kelly:「Listen , I 'm sorry about that . I just wanted to help Blair .」
Kevin:「So I gathered .」
Kelly:「No , no , wait -- I heard what you said to the governor . Please do n't use Ace as a political tool .」
Kevin:「You just do n't get it , do you ? Wherever Ace is , I will find him . Wait a minute . This is right before Kelly came back to Llanview . " Route 187 . "」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Antonio:「How could you say we did n't work ? We did everything together !」
Jessica:「Everything but talk and --」
Antonio:「You were a part of the most important part of me -- my daughter .」
Jessica:「And you were thrilled with that , were n't you ? I was a mommy , I was a lover , I -- I was your good little princess , and that was really ok with you . But when it actually came to sharing your life with me , to telling me secrets , to really including me , I was n't strong enough for that , now , was I ?」
Antonio:「Look , I did n't say I did n't mess up .」
Jessica:「What are you saying then , Antonio ? Because I 'm confused , really . Because do couples that work really go and sleep with other women or do they marry other men -- ?」
Antonio:「Look , I tried to stop you from marrying Tico . I begged you not to !」


Jessica:「And it would 've had the slightest bit of impact if you did n't , at the same time , tell me that you had slept with Sonia , and that you had no intention of including me in your troubles , your life , and that our relationship was never going to change ! So this might come as a shock to you , Antonio -- this is not exactly what I --」
Antonio:「Your marrying Tico -- it was a test , was n't it ?」
Jessica:「Well , if it was a test , then we failed .」
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Evangeline:「Oh , God , I wish we could do this every day , several times a day , every day of the week .」
John:「Beats the hell out of a coffee break .」
Evangeline:「Sorry I have to leave .」
John:「I 'm sorry you have to leave , too . Call you later ?」
Evangeline:「Ok .」
John:「Ok . You look beautiful .」
Evangeline:「Thank you .」
John:「Yeah , it 's McBain . Those test results come in yet ? Well , put a rush on it . This is priority one .」
Evangeline:「Antonio ? It 's Evangeline . Look , I need to see you right away .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Bo:「Seems like Kev is really coming around .」
Viki:「Yes . He 's trying very hard to do the right thing , and he wants to find his son .」
Harrison:「Excuse me . I do n't mean to interrupt .」
Viki:「Of course you do .」
Harrison:「Being direct seems to run in your family .」
Viki:「Yes , it does . What 's the point ?」
Harrison:「Well , look , I do n't blame Kevin for trying to make a name for himself in his first term . But if he wants to succeed in this arena , he 'd be wise to pull in his reins a little bit . You might want to tell him that .」
Viki:「No , I do n't think I 'm going to tell him anything of the kind . Frankly , when I heard that he wanted to go back into politics , I was more than a little concerned . But the man that I heard on New Year 's Eve is somebody I 'm terribly proud of . So I will tell him to continue doing exactly what he 's doing , and if there are people who do n't like that , tough .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「You know , I think that the governor hates Kevin and his family even more than I do . Oh , and that just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy .」
David:「Hmm .」
Dorian:「Mm - hmm . Excuse me a moment , dear .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Harrison:「Hello ?」


Dorian:「Hello , governor . Look across the room -- directly across the room . Yes , it 's me , one of your greatest admirers . And that 's why I would like to help you with a certain difficulty in your administration . So why do n't we meet later and talk about it ?」
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Marcie:「You want me to get liposuction ? I ca n't -- why did n't you tell me what this was about before we came here ?」
Hayes:「I did n't want you to overreact .」
Dr. Arliss:「You really should have informed Ms. Walsh .」
Hayes:「Yeah . I thought if Dr. Arliss could explain --」
Marcie:「I am not going to get liposuction , ok ? Just the word creeps me out !」
Hayes:「Marcie , just -- just --」
Marcie:「No , have you ever seen any of those medical shows ? It 's really --」
Hayes:「Dr. Arliss , could you please reassure her ?」
Dr. Arliss:「Now , we do n't look at this as a method of weight loss . The -- the goal of liposuction is to contour the body .」
Marcie:「Contour ?」
Dr. Arliss:「Mm - hmm . Now , an ideal candidate is someone whose weight is within normal boundaries , but where we find little pockets of excess fat in different places .」
Hayes:「And how soon could Marcie have this done , doctor ?」
Dr. Arliss:「You know , generally , there 's a huge waiting list . But I do know that we had a couple of cancellations for next week , so we could possibly fit you in then . Why do n't you talk it over with your boyfriend , and you let us know , all right ?」
Marcie:「No , no , no , he 's not my boyfriend , ok ? Michael was my boyfriend . You do n't want to hear about that , so forget it .」
Dr. Arliss:「Nice meeting you both .」
Hayes:「Marcie , what do you think ?」
Marcie:「I do n't know . Ok , first of all , it 's got to at least be $ 1,000 . It 's got to be .」
Hayes:「Yeah , but it 's a non - issue . I 'll get another advance from our publisher .」
Marcie:「Yeah , even if you get another advance -- even if I could afford it -- it 's gross , Hayes , ok ? It 's weird . It 's painful .」
Hayes:「Marcie , Marcie , just -- just think about it . Think about how fantastic you 'll look at your publishing party -- nice , slim hips , a tight stomach . And the confidence that it 'll give you ? That -- that breeds success . Do n't you see ? You can have everything you ever dreamed of .」
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Antonio:「I 've admitted it , Jess . I 've said it over and over again . What went wrong between us was my fault .」
Jessica:「Too little , too late .」
Antonio:「Fine . You want to hear it ? You were n't strong enough .」
Jessica:「Finally . Finally , a little honesty from you . It 's really a nice change . You think I 'm weak and I 'm shallow --」
Antonio:「That 's not what I said ! Do n't put words in my mouth .」
Jessica:「Oh , I 'm sorry , go on , please .」
Antonio:「If you were really strong , you 'd accept responsibility for your own actions .」
Jessica:「And I will do that , starting right now .」
Antonio:「What 's that supposed to mean ?」
Evangeline:「Antonio ? I 'm so glad I found you . Hey , Jessica .」
Jessica:「Hey .」
Evangeline:「Did you get my message ?」
Antonio:「No , no . What 's up ?」
Evangeline:「I 'm only telling you this because you need to know this . This is information that could clear you . John got a new lead in Tico 's murder .」
Antonio:「Go on .」
Evangeline:「Ok . Apparently , when the killer pulled the plug , he was wearing latex gloves . So when John traces the gloves --」
Antonio:「Wait , how did you find this out ?」
Evangeline:「Well --」
John:「I 'd like to know that myself . Answer him , sweetheart . Where did you learn about the latex gloves ?」
Antonio:「Tell you what -- why do n't I call you later ?」
John:「Hmm .」
Evangeline:「As Antonio 's attorney , it is my job to help him present the best defense .」
John:「Honorable . But not the answer .」
Evangeline:「I am obligated to use any and all information to keep Antonio from being wrongfully convicted of murder .」
John:「Even information you would n't have if you were n't sleeping with the lead detective ?」
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Viki:「Kelly , honey , I 'm not going to stay for lunch . I 'm sorry . I 've got to get back to the university . I mean , as absurd as that picture in the paper was , there will be questions , and I 'd like to deal with them . So we 'll talk later ?」
Kelly:「All right . Sure .」
Viki:「Thank you .」
Kelly:「Bye .」
Dorian:「Kelly , honey , I just heard what Kevin said about not giving up the search for Ace .」
Kelly:「Well , I just sent him on a wild - goose chase .」
Dorian:「Hey , you 're going to run out of chases to send him on , and you ca n't keep what you know a secret forever .」
Kelly:「I 'm just trying to buy some time .」


Dorian:「Buy some time ? For whom , and why ?」
Kelly:「Babe Chandler . She 's Ace 's real mother .」
Dorian:「Oh .」
Kelly:「I know , I know , it 's bad . But she seems like a wonderful woman and a wonderful mother , and this is the right thing to do . Ace belongs with her . But , please , Dorian , you can not tell a soul about this .」
Dorian:「I will take the secret to my grave . This means that Ace is Adam Chandler 's grandson . Adam is a very powerful , very ruthless man . When he finds out the whole story , there 's no telling what he 'll do . David ?」
David:「Yeah ? Here . I 'll take care of this one .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Bo , I want to file a missing persons report .」
Bo:「Blair ? How 'd you know I was here ?」
Blair Waldorf:「The desk sergeant down at the station . Now , are you going to help me find Todd , or what ?」
Bo:「Todd 's not missing . He 's AWOL .」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's what everyone thought , but now I have reasons to suspect that he 's met with some foul play .」


Bo:「Ok . What are the reasons ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , actually , there was this phone call . Jack answered it , and Todd spoke to him .」
Bo:「Wait a minute . Jack answered it ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes .」
Bo:「You did n't talk to him yourself ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Are you going to help me find him , Bo ?」
Bo:「Look , you can file a missing persons report , ok ? But considering Todd 's M.O. and then that " Dear Jane " letter that he left you with , I do n't think it 's going to be a priority .」
Blair Waldorf:「Fine . I 'll find Todd myself .」
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Kevin:「This is unbelievable . There is nothing around here but car dealerships and mechanics !」
Todd:「Kevin -- Stay tuned for scenes from the next " One Life to Live . "」
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Evangeline:「What are you saying , John ? Are you sorry we 're together ?」
Marcie:「We broke up .」
Michael Scott:「That does n't mean that I stopped loving you .」
Cristian:「I 'd do anything to keep her safe , even lie to her .」


Blair Waldorf:「Did you find Todd ?」


Troy:「What are you doing ? You leaving town because of me ? Lindsay , I 'm not the killer here . I 'm being framed . Look , you know me . You know me , Lindsay . You know me better than anyone else . Please , I just need a place to hide until I can prove I 'm innocent .」
Lindsay:「Okay . I believe you .」
Troy:「Thank you .」
Lindsay:「I can help you . I can give you money because there 's things you 're going to need like food and clothes .」
Troy:「Lindsay , I knew I could count on you . What are you doing ?」
Lindsay:「You must think that I 'm crazy .」
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Nora:「Anyway , by the time I left Lindsay 's , she was ready to pack up and leave town .」
John:「How 's Bo doing ?」
Nora:「Not great . He has n't slept since Gabrielle was killed . I doubt he 's been eating much , either . He 's making arrangements to have Gabrielle buried down in Argentina with Al . And Viki Davidson 's arranging a small service here in Llanview , although at the rate Bo 's going , I doubt he 'll be able to attend that .」
John:「There 's something missing . There 's something missing . For the life of me , I ca n't -- ca n't figure out what it is .」
Officer:「The I.D.s .」
John:「Thanks .」
Nora:「What are those ?」
John:「Student I.D.s of the victims . We found them behind a grate in MacIver 's cell .」
Nora:「What is it , John ? What 's missing ?」
John:「I do n't know .」
Nora:「You need to get out of here . It 'll come to you what 's missing , but you got to get out of here . It 's not going to come to you while you 're sitting here looking at all of them .」
John:「Yeah , maybe you 're right . Thanks .」
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TV announcer:「Kelly Buchanan , wife of our Lieutenant Governor , made a surprise announcement earlier today .」
Kelly:「Kevin really wanted to be with me today to share our good news with you . We 're going to be parents . We 've both been very distressed about the number of negative rumors about our marriage in the press , and we want all of you to know that we 're very much in love . We 're very committed to our marriage , we 've very committed to this new baby , and of course very committed to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania .」
Asa:「Congratulations , boy .」
Kevin:「She 's not pregnant . It 's a lie .」
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Todd:「Okay . Starr 's asleep .」
Viki:「Todd , what is going on ?」
Todd:「How much do you know ?」


Viki:「I heard that Blair has accused you of kidnapping Starr , so I 'm very glad you brought her back . Now , have you called Blair and told her ?」
Todd:「I ca n't .」
Viki:「Then I will .」
Todd:「No ! Wait . I have to -- I have to prove to Blair how much I love her . How can I do that ? She 's afraid of me .」
Viki:「Why is she afraid of you ?」
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Blair Waldorf:「I ca n't do this , Dorian . Todd has Starr . If he even knows that I 'm down here , I 'll never see her again .」
Dorian:「The police are going to find them , and they are going to arrest Todd for rape . Honey , then he wo n't be able to hurt you or your children ever again . That 's what you want , is n't it ? To have him finally out of your life ?
 Nora , my niece would like to report a crime .」
Nora:「What happened ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Todd Manning raped me .」
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David:「Aunt Betsy .」
Betsy:「I need to see Dorian . Right away !」


David:「Well , I 'm terribly sorry , but she 's not here right now . Ooh , that 's terrible .」
Betsy:「To think that I left this dissolute , lying scoundrel $ 30 million ? I swore I never would leave my money to a man . Now this .」
David:「I 'm terribly sorry . Look , this really is n't my place , but I think I may have the answer to your problem . Would you like to sit down ? Come in here .」
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Asa:「What the hell is wrong with you , Kevin ? You are going to be a father !」
Kevin:「No , I 'm not . Look , did you two cook up this whole pregnancy thing ? Huh ?」
Asa:「What -- what , are you loco ? This is as good as it gets , Kevin ! You 've got power , a beautiful wife , a baby on the way . Ca n't you just be a teeny bit happy ?」
Kevin:「I ca n't believe this . What --」
Kelly:「Hey , hey , baby ! Oh , I 'm so happy !」
Kevin:「Look , I saw your press conference .」
Kelly:「Oh , yeah , yeah , I 'm sorry about that . I did n't want you to have to hear about it that way , but I was so excited I just could n't wait another moment to tell everyone .」
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Viki:「Todd , Kevin implied that something went on between him and Blair on New Year 's Eve . Do you know anything about that ? Okay , whatever happened -- is that why you took Starr ?」
Todd:「" Whatever happened " ? " Whatever happened " ? They had sex . They got a room at The Palace .」
Viki:「Oh , God , I 'm so sorry .」
Todd:「Yeah . Yeah . Well -- so we got in a fight .」
Viki:「Yeah , I can imagine .」
Todd:「But we made up . We made up , kind of .」
Viki:「Well , that 's good .」
Todd:「Starr heard some things , and -- and she got freaked out , and she was afraid she was going to lose me .」
Viki:「So you took her away from her mother ?」
Todd:「Well , she was going to run away anyway . She 's set on hurting Blair right now .」
Viki:「Why ?」
Todd:「Oh -- oh -- help me , help me . I got to fix this .」
Viki:「Okay . You know what ? The first thing you have to do -- you have to call Blair . You have to tell her that Starr is okay . Okay ?」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Todd:「She 's not answering . What could be more important than how Starr 's doing ?」
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Dorian:「Nora , Todd has to be arrested for rape . And this time you 're going to be on the other side of the table , right ? Our side . And you 're not going to throw the case this time . You are going to send Todd away to prison for the rest of his repulsive life .」
Nora:「If there are grounds , I will do my best .」
Dorian:「You 'll do better than that .」
Nora:「First things first , Dorian . Blair , you need to tell me exactly what happened . And remember , whatever you tell me , you have to stand behind it .」
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Betsy:「Do n't waste my time , young man ! I do n't have much left .」
David:「Dorian has an illegitimate daughter . She was born in Mendorra . I 'm not allowed to give the name of the father , so please do n't ask .」
Betsy:「Oh , go on !」
David:「She paid her maid , Carlotta Vega , to take the girl to Puerto Rico and find a nice home for her . Adriana -- that 's her name , Adriana -- she was raised in a convent school . She must be 16 by now , I think . Anyway , the good part is , since she was raised by nuns , they kept her away from men all of her life .」
Betsy:「Interesting .」
David:「I tried to get Dorian to tell you this so many times . I mean , after all , Adriana is exactly the kind of girl that you seem to be looking for . She 's -- she 's sweet , she 's pure , and of course she 's never been married . And frankly , if you ask me -- and even though I know that you did n't -- she makes Paul Cramer look like Charles Manson .」
Betsy:「He came all the way to Ohio to spend Christmas with me . And he swore that -- that he was n't involved with any women , there were n't any women in his life .」
David:「Talk is cheap , Aunt Betsy . But these photos --」
Betsy:「What 's in it for you ?」
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 [ Knock on door ]
Natalie:「John ? John , are you in there ? John ?」
narration:[ Knock ]
John:「Hey . What 's up ?」
Natalie:「Sorry . I did n't realize you were working .」
John:「What -- what is this ?」
Natalie:「I brought you some paint . Roxy and I gave a bunch to Nigel , but we still have plenty .」
John:「Paint ?」
Natalie:「Cristian had it in his studio , and I did n't want to just throw it away .」
John:「Yeah , look , I 'm sorry . Here , let me take that . Thanks . Paint . Why 'd you bring this over again ?」


Natalie:「Your walls ? Last time I was here they looked pretty shabby , and they 're looking even worse now . Maybe this was a bad idea . I 'll go .」
John:「No , wait , I 'm -- now that you mention it , these -- these walls do look a little --」
Natalie:「Run - down ?」
John:「Well , " run - down " is kind of harsh , do n't you think ?」
Natalie:「Oh , you are such a guy . Oh , but you ca n't paint over your work , right ?」
John:「I do n't know anymore . I 've been looking at this so long , I ca n't even read it . I was thinking about writing things down just so I 'd get a fresh perspective .」
Natalie:「My God .」
John:「Hey , Natalie , you should n't be looking at that .」
Natalie:「I 'm sorry . I 'll go .」
John:「No , I mean , you do n't have to . I mean , unless you want to . You know , I do n't know -- things are just -- they 're so messed up right now , I ca n't even think , and -- oh , I just want to think .」
Natalie:「All right . So why do n't you think out loud ?」
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Lindsay:「Sit down .」
Troy:「Okay . It 's okay , just take it easy . Lindsay , look , I am being framed here . Now , I know I did some bad things to you , but I 'm sorry --」
Lindsay:「" Did some bad things " ? You mean like telling me we were getting married in Paris and then locking me up and breaking my heart and humiliating me ? Is that what you mean ?」
Troy:「Lindsay , I am sorry for everything that I did to you . And if I could take it back , I would . And I know this is no excuse , Lindsay , but I was sick at the time . I still have Colin inside of me , and sometimes he just takes over .」
Lindsay:「Is that what made you strangle those young women ?」
Troy:「Lindsay , you know I 'm not a killer .」
Lindsay:「You mean you 're not a killer anymore .」
Troy:「Please , Lindsay . I thought you of all people would believe in me .」
Lindsay:「I 'm finally over you . Do n't come any closer !」
Troy:「What are you going to do , Lindsay ? Huh ? You going to kill me ? Go ahead . Shoot me . And then when the next young girl gets murdered , at least then you 'll know I was innocent .」
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David:「This girl is the spitting image of the father that broke Dorian 's heart and then deserted her . Dorian 's been taking it out on his child . His child who is beautiful , unique , clever . She 's so fun - loving , and she 's very independent . Now , can you think of a crueler punishment on a girl like that than cooping her up with a bunch of nuns ?」
Betsy:「Oh , when you hear of a case like that -- well , you 'd think we were in the 19th century .」
David:「What are you going to do about it ?」
Betsy:「I 'm putting my will on hold , at least till I can -- can look into this Adrian ? Adriana ?」
David:「Adriana , that 's right .」
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Kevin:「I need to talk to Kelly alone .」
Asa:「Fine . Be careful , Kevin . Kelly 's in a delicate condition .」
Kelly:「Oh , Asa . Ahem .」
Kevin:「There is no way you 're pregnant . If you were , you 'd be risking your life .」
Kelly:「Some things are worth the risk .」
Kevin:「Have you not been listening to me ? I have already made my decision .」
Kelly:「Kevin , are you really going to divorce me now that the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania knows I 'm carrying your child ?」
Kevin:「God , I can not believe you have gone this far to keep me . This is --」
Kelly:「I love you . And all my hopes and dreams are wrapped up with you . I 'm not going to let you take that away from me . I wanted us to create a new life -- half you , half me . And now we have . We are going to be so happy once this baby 's born . You 'll see .」
Kevin:「How can you even be pregnant ? I mean , when was the last time we were together ?」
Kelly:「Oh , you 're finally paying attention . As usual , you have no idea what 's going on .」
Kevin:「I -- what is that supposed to mean ?」
Kelly:「I feel a little fatigued . I 'm going to lie down .」
Kevin:「No , listen , you 」
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Viki:「Honey , the police are looking for you , and you are in a lot of trouble right now . You must -- you must take Starr back to Blair .」
Todd:「Blair always said I would kidnap Starr . I swore it , I swore it . I swore I would n't kidnap her . Here we are . I do n't even know --」
Viki:「What -- what happened ?」
Todd:「Well , I got mad .」
Viki:「At Blair ?」
Todd:「Yes . She was with Kevin on New Year 's Eve , and she was rubbing it in ! " Kevin 's this , and Kevin 's that . Kevin 's a better man than you . " So I yelled at her , and she got scared and ran away .」


Viki:「From you ?」
Todd:「Yes . I was sorry , so I went after her . Blair , open it !」
Blair Waldorf:「Go to hell , Todd ! Get out of here ! Oh ! Oh !」
Viki:「So then what happened ?」
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Blair Waldorf:「Todd -- he -- he knocked the door down . Stop it ! I think he -- he pushed me down . I -- I do n't -- he reached for me . Get away from me ! I fought him . And I kicked him away for a second , but he could n't let me go . He grabbed me , picked me up , and then he put me down on the bed .」
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Todd:「I was out of control . We both were .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Go home ! I do n't ever want to see you again !」
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Todd:「If I could only get her to look at me just for a second . But she attacked me .」
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Blair Waldorf:「He kept trying to make me look at him , as if that meant something . And then he pinned me down . I tried to scream " no . " He put his hand over my mouth . I could hardly breathe . He tore my clothes and then he raped me .」
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Todd:「And we -- we made love and -- afterwards , I reached out . She looked so -- I wanted to be sure she was okay .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Then after he was done , all I could do was just lie there .」
narration:[ Blair screams ]
Blair 's voice:「But he would n't leave me alone ! He kept going for me like he wanted more . I tried to get away . I was dizzy .」
Todd:「Where the hell do you think you 're going ?」
Blair 's voice:「I could n't stand up , and he would n't go . Leave me alone ! Get out of here or I 'm going to call the cops !」
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Todd:「I did n't mean to hurt her . She tripped , she fell . She hurt her head . I went to help her . She started screaming . She was going to call the cops on me .」


Viki:「Why ? I mean , what had you done ?」
Todd:「I do n't know ! What -- what can she say ? Assault ? I did n't do anything . No , she fell , she hurt herself , and I went to her , but -- you know , the look on her face , I -- this was the first time -- this was the first time that we 'd been together since she found out I was Todd . She still loves me . That 's what scared her . Do you believe me ?」
Jessica:「Mom ? Mom , I just heard on the news that Todd kidnapped Starr . What -- how can they say that ? Todd 's dead . What 's going on ?」
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Lindsay:「I could kill you right now , and it would all be over .」
Troy:「I did n't kill those women , Lindsay .」
Lindsay:「I could do the world a favor . I could finally do something good because it would be a better world without you in it .」
Troy:「You know me , Lindsay . You know I 'm not capable of killing all those women .」
Lindsay:「I 'm not going to kill you because death would be too good for you .」
Troy:「Lindsay --」
Lindsay:「I want you to suffer . I want you to suffer on Death Row .」
Troy:「Lindsay , I am being set up here ! What are you doing ? What are you doing ?」
Lindsay:「I 'm calling the cops !」
narration:[ Lindsay screams ]
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John:「Gabrielle says she runs into Troy twice at the Bend an Elbow bar out on Route 42 . Says he 's on a pass .」
Natalie:「It 's a lie .」
John:「One of those meetings took place on the night Madison Kensington was murdered . How well did Gabrielle know Nora ?」
Natalie:「Well , they were pretty close . And actually , Gabrielle was taking dance lessons from Roxy at the community center . So technically , she fits the profile .」
John:「And she 's the reason why we got onto MacIver . If she had n't told Bo that she had seen him , we did n't even know he 'd gone missing .」
Natalie:「Do n't you think that 's a little weird ? I mean , a psycho killer escapes from prison , and no one notifies the police ?」
John:「Yeah . I mean , there 's something about this scenario that has n't made sense from the beginning .」
Natalie:「Need to shoot some pool ?」
John:「No . You know what I need to do ? I need to paint .」
Natalie:「Really ?」
John:「Yeah . What the heck , right ? Four new walls -- give this place a bright outlook . What do you think ?」
Natalie:「Sounds good to me .」
John:「That 's a hell of a nice color you chose there . Yeah , it 's good . All right . Set that there --」