Blair Waldorf:「Get away . Get out of here ! He 's not yours ! You hear me ?」
Addie:「Blair ? What 's wrong ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Mama -- Mama , stay away . That woman over here , she 's -- crazy .」
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Charlie:「Now , what -- what is taking the driver so long ?」
Dorian:「I do n't know how far away the gas station is , but I 'll tell you , he better be jogging if he wants to keep this job .」
Charlie:「Viki 's been in the news ? Like -- I mean , she almost died and I had no idea ? She must think I do n't care .」
Dorian:「Oh , no . Viki would never think that .」
Charlie:「Well -- you know , when I told you about her , when I showed you her picture , why did n't you tell me then that you knew her ?」
Dorian:「I -- I was about to . But then when I realized that Viki herself had not wanted you to know a thing about , you know , who she was or where she came from , I thought , " well , it certainly is n't my place to tell you if she does n't want you to know about her ' other life . ' "」


Charlie:「Right here in Llanview .」
Dorian:「Ooh . Small world .」
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Viki:「Okay , in the first place , I was not running away .」
Natalie:「Keep talking .」
Viki:「I wanted to find out what was missing .」
Jessica:「And what was missing ?」
narration:[ Viki chuckles ]
Viki:「I did n't even know .」
Natalie:「But you found out , did n't you ?」
Jessica:「With a certain blue - eyed someone ?」
Viki:「Oh , boy . You know , I love Noelle , but she 's got a big mouth .」
Natalie:「Yeah . She said that and not a drop more , so spill .」
Viki:「Why ? Sweetheart , you were completely silent on -- in all your emails about that young man you were interested in -- Jared , right ? You know , every time I asked a question , you simply avoided answering it .」
Natalie:「Yeah . I must take after my mother .」
Viki:「Honey , did it end badly because he was a Buchanan or did it just end badly ?」
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Jared:「You do n't want me to make you any money --」
Nash:「Oh .」
Jared:「Partner ? You 're the one that does n't belong in this family . You know , the Bukes -- they may not like me yet , but they do love some cold , hard cash , and I think they 're going to be thrilled to let me make them richer .」
Nash:「How ? You see , I still own 49 % of this vineyard . And what the Bukes are going to see is two partners who ca n't agree on the color of the label , and that is all your pretty little prospectus is going to be good for .」
Jared:「Oh , good -- a friendly face .」
Sarah:「Huh . What ? What do you want now ?」
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Bo:「Well , if you two are n't here on business , then what is it -- pleasure ?」
Clint:「We 've been meaning to have this conversation with you for quite a while , but other things kept coming up .」
Bo:「Oh .」
Nora:「And we wanted to be the ones to tell you so you 'd -- you know , before you heard it from someone else .」
Bo:「Okay . Tell me about what ?」
Clint:「Nora and I are seeing each other .」
Bo:「So you 're " seeing " each other , as in " dating " ?」
Clint:「Yeah .」
Nora:「Although we -- we have n't really had a date yet -- I mean , officially .」
Clint:「No .」
Lindsay:「I hope you two will be very happy .」
Clint:「Well , thank you .」
Nora:「Right .」
Clint:「Bo ?」


Bo:「Hmm ?」
Clint:「You okay ?」
Bo:「Yeah , sure -- caught off - guard .」
Nora:「So were we .」
Clint:「You know how much both of us care for you , and if you 're uncomfortable with this --」
Bo:「Well , then what are you going to do -- stop seeing each other ?」
Nora:「You do n't want us to do that , do you ?」
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Charlie:「Viki 's an heiress ?」
Dorian:「Hmm -- blood of the bluest blue .」
Charlie:「I mean , a publisher and mother of four , lost a daughter ? How could I not have known all these things about her ?」
Dorian:「She did n't even tell you her last name .」
Charlie:「Well , we just thought that that was the best way .」
Dorian:「Viki is a -- a multi - faceted person . There are a lot of sides to her , more than you could ever dream of .」
Charlie:「Well , yeah . Well , who could 've -- who could ever believe that the woman described here is just a waitress ?」
Dorian:「Oh -- oh , she 's always been very good at dishing it out .」
Charlie:「It --」
narration:[ Dorian chuckles ]
Dorian:「Ba - da - bum -- sorry . Forgive me but , you know , you -- you do know my humor is based on the utmost fondness .」
Charlie:「Well , why did n't you wake me up when you were watching this -- the hostage situation on TV ?」
Dorian:「Because I was afraid you would go running straight to her .」
Charlie:「Yeah , and what would 've been wrong with that ?」
Dorian:「Okay , stop . Right now , I want you to brace yourself , okay , because I 'm going to tell you the craziest coincidence of all . This family , these people that your son Jared is bilking -- the Buchanans ? The Buchanans , well , comprise Viki 's ex - husband and her children .」
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Natalie:「Jared and I never got far enough to " end badly . "」
Jessica:「Yeah , finding out some guy is your uncle could put a damper on things .」
Viki:「So he really is Asa 's son ?」
Natalie:「Yes .」
Jessica:「Maybe .」
Natalie:「You know he had the D.N.A. test .」
Jessica:「You 're not going to do this .」
Viki:「What ?」
Jessica:「You 're not going to get us to talk about Jared .」
Natalie:「Yeah -- yeah ! Good point . Mom , we 're not letting you change the subject . This is about you and your boyfriend right now .」
Jessica:「Ooh !」


Viki:「Oh , " boyfriend " -- it -- it 's such an undignified term for a woman my age -- a " boyfriend " ? Okay , okay , I did meet someone in Paris , Texas , that I thought was a very special person .」
Natalie:「So what 's his name ?」
Viki:「Charlie . Charlie B.」
Natalie:「Charlie -- be good ? Charlie be what ?」
Viki:「Charlie , last name initial B.」
Natalie:「Uh -- you do n't know his last name ?」
Jessica:「Uh -- Noelle did n't make it sound like -- like it was a --」
Viki:「What ?」
Jessica:「Well , a one - night stand .」
Viki:「Okay , because it was n't !」
Natalie:「Well , I mean , is this guy a criminal ? I mean , why does he want to remain anonymous and why would you let him ?」
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Addie:「To whom are you speaking , Blair ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , she was right here . I --」
Addie:「Who ?」


Blair Waldorf:「Uh -- no one . Look , I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry if I scared you , okay , buddy ? Sorry .」
Addie:「Sit down , honey . I can make you some tea .」
Blair Waldorf:「Mama , I do n't want any tea , I do n't . I just want some normalcy . I 'm just -- I 'm exhausted .」
Addie:「I 'm sure you are .」
Blair Waldorf:「I was probably standing right over there sleeping with my eyes wide open .」
Addie:「But you were yelling . Do you do that in your sleep , too ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , Mama , and I 'm sorry if I upset you , really .」
Addie:「Blair , I 'm not upset , and I 'm not a child . After all you 've done for me and all I 've failed to do for you --」
Blair Waldorf:「But you have not failed me , ever .」
Addie:「Ca n't you let me do just one small thing for you now ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You are doing everything because you 're here with me .」


Addie:「Then let me be really here for you , Blair . Talk to me . What are you really afraid of ?
 You said she was crazy .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh .」
Addie:「Were you talking about me ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . Mama , I was -- I was talking about Margaret Cochran , but --」
Addie:「Is n't --」
Blair Waldorf:「I thought she was here .」
Addie:「Is n't she dead ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , she is . Now , you know , I 'm the one that sounds crazy , right ?」
Addie:「There 's nothing wrong with you , honey . You 're under an enormous amount of stress . I 'd be worried if you were acting as though everything were fine .」
Blair Waldorf:「But everything is fine , Mama . Todd has his son home , we 're together . Look -- you 're here , you 're fine , although you are in a bathing suit and fur coat . I mean , I guess I ca n't sweat the small stuff , right ?」
Addie:「Polar Bear club .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ?」
Addie:「Very invigorating .」
narration:[ Blair laughs ]


Addie:「So Margaret 's in your life again ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , no . Like I said before , Margaret Cochran is dead .」
Addie:「But she 's Sam 's mother .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , she gave birth to Sam , but she 's definitely not his mother .」
Addie:「I know what happened . You must 've tried very hard -- your very , very best -- to forget it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . Todd , he just does n't even want to talk about it .」
Addie:「He must be working very hard not to think about it now , now that Sam is finally home . Air
 And when you look at Sam , what do you see ?」
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Bo:「Why would you two think that I 'd care if you see each other as long as it 's okay with Matthew ?」
Nora:「Well , we 're going to talk to him , but we just wanted to tell you first .」
Bo:「Take a look at this , will you ? Here I am -- I 'm sharing quarters with your ex - wife and you 're seeing my ex - wife .」
Nora:「Huh .」


Bo:「I mean , there -- there 's another complicated branch on that old wacky Buchanan family tree , huh ?」
Nora:「So -- no big deal , right ?」
Bo:「No , no , no . Look , we 've been divorced for a long time . You -- you really were worried that I 'd be upset ?」
Nora:「Uh -- no , no . It 's just Clint is your brother and -- okay , well , I 'm glad we got that out of the way .」
Bo:「That 's right .」
Nora:「Okay .」
Bo:「This business is settled . Hey , listen -- I do n't want to be late for the board meeting , okay , because I have a little item to put on the agenda that I think you 're going to really -- going to enjoy .」
Nora:「You know , I 'm going to -- I 'm going to have to shove off myself , too , okay ? All right .」
Lindsay:「Well , wait , Nora ?」
Nora:「Yes , yes ?」
Lindsay:「Could you stick around for a couple of minutes , because I 'd like to chat ?」
Nora:「You would ?」
Bo:「Do you think that that 's a good idea ?」
Nora:「As long as she does n't have any scissors .」
Lindsay:「Oh -- huh . Bo put the scissors away .」
Nora:「Okay . Well , then , I 'll see you at home later , Clint .」
Clint:「Okay .」
Lindsay:「And I 'll see you when you get home .」
Bo:「Yep , you sure will .」
Lindsay:「Okay .」
Nora:「Okay , well , have a good meeting .」
Bo:「Okay , yeah , I think we will have a good meeting .」
Nora:「Okay , okay . All righty , okay .」
narration:[ Nora chuckles ]
Nora:「Okay , now the men are n't here for you to play that fragile Lindsay act with , so -- give it to me with both barrels . What the hell do you want ?」
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Viki:「Can I get a word in here , maybe ? So I 'd -- I 'd been working at the bon- jour cafe for , I guess , about two months . And then one day , this very handsome gentleman came in and he sat down in my section .
 Welcome to the Bon - Jour Cafe , my name 's Viki . What can I get you ?」
Charlie:「Oh , hello , Viki .」
Viki:「Hi .」
Charlie:「I 'm Charlie .」
Natalie:「So he was your customer ?」
Viki:「Well -- no ! He was a customer .」
Jessica:「Okay , well -- well , how did he go from " a customer " to your man friend ?」
Viki:「Okay . He mentioned he was looking for a place to stay in town .」


Natalie:「Oh , my God ! You -- you asked this man to move in with you ?」
Jessica:「A complete stranger -- you would 've killed us if we had done that !」
Viki:「No , I did not !」
Natalie:「Please , please tell us that you did n't sleep with this guy not knowing his last name .」
Viki:「Since when would that be any of your business ?」
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Charlie:「No , no . Viki 's last name is n't Buchanan . It 's -- well , I 'm -- it starts with a D.」
Dorian:「Well , you see , her last husband was Ben Davidson . The husband before that was Sloane Carpenter -- they both died terribly young , so tragic . But she was married to Clint Buchanan for eons -- twice , as a matter of fact -- so , Jared 's lie makes him Clint 's half brother and therefore uncle to Viki 's children .」
Charlie:「I do n't believe this .」
Dorian:「Yeah , it 's unbelievable .」
Charlie:「Well , but then , Jared is n't really anything to Viki -- I mean , biologically .」
Dorian:「Jared is lying about who he is and you have agreed to keep his secret . I mean , surely you now see the implications of what you have gotten yourself into .」
Charlie:「Well , I 'm starting to .」
Dorian:「You 've got two choices here . You can tell Viki the truth and betray your promise to Jared , or you can lie to Viki and possibly break her heart .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Well , I see -- I -- I see a beautiful little boy that needs a stable home and two loving parents .」


Addie:「That 's the answer you practiced for the judge . You 're talking to your mother now . Is that really all you see ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Mama , when -- when this baby cries for his mama , he 's not crying for me . He 's not even crying for Margaret Cochran . He 's crying for Marcie . All Todd thinks about is biology , but that little boy -- all he knows is -- is Marcie . He 's just -- it 's going to take him time . Time , you know , to -- to adjust .」
Addie:「So he does n't remind you of Margaret ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . He 's an innocent in all this . There 's not an ounce of her evil in him .」
Addie:「There 's not an ounce of you in him , either . It -- it ca n't have been easy to take him in , knowing what you know , how he came to be .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know , Todd and I talked about this . I mean , way before we even knew that Sam was with the McBains . I promised Todd that I would help him raise his boy , even if we were n't together , because we make a great -- a great team , all right ? I mean , you can say a lot of things about Todd . I mean , we definitely made our mistakes , but we have -- we have terrific kids .」
Addie:「And so do I. But nothing could have prepared you for what it would be like to hold that little one in your arms , to -- to be alone with --」
Blair Waldorf:「You know what , Mama ? I can do it . I can do this .」
Addie:「If you ca n't , better to say something now than to resent that little boy .」
Blair Waldorf:「I -- I do n't resent him . It 's just going to take me some time to get to know him and -- and to get to love him .」
Addie:「Are you worried you might not be able to ?」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , when I thought I saw Margaret here earlier , she said that I hoped that she would take the baby away , that I 'd be glad about that . You know , if -- if that 's what 's real going on in my -- in my psyche , then maybe that 's what I really want .」
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Nora:「You know , let 's -- let 's dispense with the pretense of civility , shall we ?」
Lindsay:「You did n't like me congratulating you with Clint ?」
Nora:「I did n't like the way you did it .」
Lindsay:「You did n't think I meant it ?」
Nora:「See ? You are not out of it .」
Lindsay:「I do n't want to be your friend , Nora .」
Nora:「Well , that 's a good thing .」
Lindsay:「But I am going to have to be living here for a while , and since we 're going to be seeing each other , I think that it would be good for everybody if we could learn to tolerate each other .」
Nora:「Okay . How ?」


Lindsay:「You know , I think we 'd actually get along pretty well if you would just stop going after all of my ex - husbands .」
Nora:「And you should stop going after mine . Try not to kill this one , though , okay ?」
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Natalie:「So how did you wind up going out ?」
Viki:「Well , do you want coffee ?」
Charlie:「Nope .」
Viki:「Okay , well , then if there 's nothing else I can get you --」
Charlie:「Well , actually , um , there is .」
Viki:「You just said there was n't .」
Charlie:「I know , but the thing I 'd like is -- um -- I 'd like to take a very lovely woman out tomorrow night , and I 'd like that lady to be you .」
Jessica:「And you said yes ?」
Viki:「No , I did n't . I said no ! You know , honey -- look , I was not looking for romance in Paris , Texas , okay ? I was looking for a clear head , and in my mind , the two just did n't go together .」
Natalie:「But you changed your mind .」
Viki:「No , actually , I did n't . Gigi changed my mind .」
Natalie:「Well , I am sure that Charlie B was very happy .」
Jessica:「So where 'd you end up going for your first date ?」
narration:[ Movie plays ]
Charlie:「Great .」
Viki:「Well , you just give it a great big whack . That usually works . No ?」
narration:[ Charlie groans ]
Viki:「It 's all coming back to me now . A broken speaker at the drive - in .」
Charlie:「Well , that was the excuse a fella used to always give for not being able to watch the movie .」
Viki:「We could always exchange it for one that does work , you know .」
Charlie:「I 've got a better idea .」
Jessica:「You kissed ?」
Viki:「No , we did n't kiss . Much better . We talked . We talked and we talked , and we talked . He 's -- he 's -- he 's wonderful . He 's very sweet , he 's funny , he 's smart .」
Natalie:「Sounds serious .」
Viki:「But you know , it did n't feel serious . It just felt right .」
Natalie:「Then why did n't you want us to meet him in Paris ?」
Viki:「Well , that was n't really an issue .」
Jessica:「Does n't he know that you have kids ?」
Viki:「Yes , he does .」
Natalie:「Well , then what 's the problem ?」
Viki:「I do n't know where he is .」
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Dorian:「If you tell Viki that Jared 's your son , there 's no way she 's going to let him perpetrate a fraud against her children .」
Charlie:「I would n't expect her to .」
Dorian:「And he 'll be disinherited , and go to jail . So , what other choice do you have but to continue lying to her the way you 've been lying to everybody else ?」
Charlie:「Well , it 's a rock and hard place .」
Dorian:「I am so sorry that Viki chose not to tell you who she really is . But she did , so now I 'm afraid you have a pretty tough choice to make . You can either betray the son you 're trying to win back , or lie to the woman you 've given your heart to .」
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Sarah:「What do you want from me ?」
Nash:「Your vote is probably the only reason he asked you out .」
Sarah:「Uh - huh . Well , if that 's true , then it definitely backfired . Because now that I know you 're my uncle , I look at you and I think -- ew .」
Clint:「Ah , good afternoon , Patty . Were you able to line up the conference call ?」
Patty:「Yes , they 're already on the speakerphone .」
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Clint:「Good . Bo , wait a minute . You hardly said two words on the way over here .」
Bo:「I 've got a lot on my mind .」
Clint:「Are you sure that 's all --」
Bo:「No -- look , Clint , I 'm fine with you and Nora being a couple , if that 's what you are . So do n't ask me about it again , okay ?」
Clint:「Bo , I did n't .」
Bo:「Well , do n't .」
Sarah:「Oh , here 's Uncle Bo , guys .」
Bo:「Hi , Sarah . How are you , Nash ? Good to see you two .」
Nash:「Sir .」
Clint:「All right , I 'm told that we have Kevin , Cord , and Joey on the line and we 're already behind , so let 's get this thing moving and let the London men go to bed .」
Jared:「Should n't we wait for Jessica and Natalie ?」
Nash:「Oh , did n't you hear ? They flew to Texas to make sure their mom 's all right . I guess they 're not going to make it .」
Clint:「All right , I call this meeting to order .」
Jared:「Wait , I think we should postpone until the full board is in attendance .」
Clint:「Well , the bylaws define a quorum as a majority of the members , and we certainly have that , although I do appreciate your concern for the rules . Now , let 's turn our attention to item one on the agenda .」
Sarah:「Wine . I like .」


Nash:「Hey , maybe you should 've brought samples , since the only way you 're going to push through this is if they 're drunk .」
Jared:「Why is he allowed to be here ? He 's not even on the board .」
Clint:「Well , as your business partner , he may contribute something to the discussion .」
Nash:「That , I do , Sir .」
Bo:「Before we entertain Jared 's idea , I 'd like to let everybody know that I kept my promise to look into his background . He seems to know everything there is to know about the Buchanans , so I think it 's only fair that we know everything there is to know about him . Right , Jared ?」
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Blair Waldorf:「If Todd knew how I felt ---」
Addie:「If Todd knew you were human ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm a child of rape , Mama . I turned okay , did n't I ?」
Addie:「You 're better than okay , thank God .」
Blair Waldorf:「I just want to be able to love Sam as much as you love me .」
Addie:「I 've been through a lot of therapy , and here 's what I know .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」


Addie:「If you want to love Sam , you have to deal with your doubts and your fears and all your feelings now . If you -- if you push all that down , you 're just going to make it so much harder for yourself . You 're a wonderful person and a terrific mother , and I know you 'll find the love in your heart for that little one . He 's very lucky to have you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Mama -- I 'm the one that 's lucky . I 'm lucky that I have you .」
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Lindsay:「Frankly , Nora --」
Nora:「Hmm ?」
Lindsay:「I do n't care what you think .」
Nora:「Well , let me tell you , a brief stint making fruitcake with the sisters does not atone for your sins in my book , sister . Hmm .」
Lindsay:「So you 're going to make sure that I do ? Is that the idea ?」
Nora:「See ? For me , you 're not out of it at all . As a matter of fact , you 're very sharp .」


Lindsay:「I was insane when I killed Spencer Truman . Half of Llanview thinks I did them a favor . I 'm the one that has to live with what I 've done for the rest of my life . And if you do n't think that I 've been punished enough , well , I guess I 'm just going to have to answer to a higher authority . To be honest with you , Nora , I do n't really have anything more to lose .」
Nora:「If you really believed that , you would never have been so desperate as to be seen in public drooling .」
Lindsay:「You think I was pretending ?」
Nora:「Oh , no , no , no , I truly believe that you are permanently and criminally insane , but you are culpable for your actions . You see , you were never catatonic . And you did n't have a nervous breakdown .」
Lindsay:「I do n't care what you think . Ever since Jen died , I do n't care what anybody thinks .」
Nora:「Oh , my God . Not even Bo ? And do n't you ever , ever throw Jen at me , trying to make me question myself , because it will not work ! Oh , and by the way , my son will be visiting here , so I will be watching you . You give him so much as one piece candy after he has brushed his teeth , and I may suddenly go criminally insane .」
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Jessica:「You do n't know where Charlie is ?」
Natalie:「Did you break up ?」
Viki:「No .」
Natalie:「What happened ?」
Viki:「Charlie has a son , a grown son . But they 've been estranged for years . Totally out of touch . And Charlie has actually spent the better part of last year looking for this son . And he finally found him .」
Natalie:「So , and he just took off ?」
Viki:「Well , he went to talk to him , yeah . And he asked me to go with him , but I said no .」
Jessica and Natalie:「Why ?」
Viki:「Because his son is his first priority , and that 's as it should be .」
Natalie:「Okay , but I do n't understand why he has to choose . It should n't be you or his son .」
Jessica:「It 's your way of staying uncommitted . So you can take the easy way out .」
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Charlie:「Viki 's going to think I 'm a louse for not calling her , and now when I finally do call her , I 'm going to have to be even a bigger louse and lie to her .」
Dorian:「Or you could not call .」
Charlie:「I do n't like either option .」
Dorian:「You know , maybe you should concentrate on your relationship with Jared , the way Viki suggested . That way , given time , the two of you might have a rapprochement , and then you wo n't have to lie to Viki anymore .」


Charlie:「Yeah , I think I was fooling myself thinking that Jared would want to have anything to do with me at all . No , what do I have to offer that the Buchanans do n't ?」
Dorian:「He is your flesh and blood . You love him .」
Charlie:「Yeah , and I disappointed him today , again ! I promised him I would be there and I was n't .」
Dorian:「He 'll understand .」
Charlie:「What , we ran out of gas ? Basic excuse number 32 from way back when ?」
Dorian:「Yes , but in this case , it happens to be true . And it 's my fault , and I 'm very sorry .」
Charlie:「No , no . Look -- you were just trying to set me up with a job here , and you 've given me a place to stay , and you 've been terrific .」
Dorian:「Oh . Does that mean that you -- you 've forgiven me for not telling you the truth about Viki ?」
Charlie:「Hey , like you said , you were just doing it out of respect for your friend .」
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Bo:「Your D.N.A. came back as a match , but the only thing that we really know about you is that you 're an ex - con . So it seems like it would be a good idea to do a thorough background check , since we 're talking about Pa 's legacy , you know .」
Sarah:「So what 'd you find ?
 Nothing ?」
Bo:「No , we could trace Jared 's background to a period just before he went to prison but anything before that , nada . I tried to interview several people , but none of them wanted to talk . They just had nothing to say .」
Clint:「So , then , all we have is Jared 's word that he grew up alone with his mother . What was her name again ?」
Jared:「Valerie Banks .」
Clint:「Oh .」
Bo:「Well , I was able to dig up someone who could shed some light on all of this . Someone who might have a unique perspective on pa 's life -- that period of Pa 's life during this period that 's in question . Hi , can you come in , please ? I 'd like everybody to please say hello to Pa 's second wife . This is Pamela Stuart .」
Pamela:「Second unofficially , fifth officially . Depends on how you count .」
Clint:「Pamela , it 's good to see you again .」
Pamela:「Oh , it is to see you .」
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Blair Waldorf:「I 'm sorry about before , talking and yelling . You must have thought I was a crazy woman . There 's only two of us here , you and me , that 's it . Just you and me .」


Cristian:「Oh !」
Blair Waldorf:「Ha . Good catch .」
Cristian:「Is there a reason you 're trying to kill me ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I talked to Todd about the painting .」
Cristian:「Yeah ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes . And he did n't know anything about it , so I thought maybe you should look at it again .」
Cristian:「I do n't know what else I can tell you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , maybe something will jump out at you , you know , like you found that 2003 the last time .」
Cristian:「It 's a nice painting . Good use of light . There 's nothing that-- whoa .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ? What is it ?」
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Joey:「Let 's see if Aunty Aubrey can tell which one of our new nephews is which . I guess that should n't be too hard . There 's a baby boy McBain and baby boy Lovett . God , they are gorgeous , are n't they ? Aubs ?」
Aubrey:「What ?」
Joey:「What 's up ? You all right ?」
Aubrey:「Yeah .」


Joey:「Well , you 're not still thinking about what happened between you and Kelly at the gym ?」
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Kelly:「How do you know who I am ?」
Cutter:「Well , Kell , Aubrey told me all about you . She said there 's this little firecracker who is hotter than any of these steam rooms and hell - bent on getting in between her and Joey . So I knew it was you when you first said my name . You did put air quotes around " Wentworth . "」
Kelly:「That 's because I do n't believe you 're Aubrey 's brother . I think you 're her lover .」
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Clint:「Thanks for saddling Cobalt . Pa , I 've taken care of everything .」
Echo:「Hey , cowboy .」
Clint:「What do you want ?」
Echo:「Believe it or not , I 'm here to warn you .」
Clint:「About what ?」
Echo:「Trouble with a capital " T " and that rhymes with " D " and it stands for Dorian .」
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Dorian:「Echo DiSavoy . I 'm gon na get the truth out of you yet . Clint is Rex 's father , not Charlie Banks . But how do I prove it ?」
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Langston:「Hey , any news about Nate 's hearing today ? Was he sentenced ?」
Ford:「No . Nate recanted his confession .」
Langston:「What ?」
Ford:「I do n't know all the details yet , but that 's what I heard .」
Langston:「That 's great !」
Ford:「Wh ... it 's not over yet . It 's all still up in the air .」
Langston:「But they have to let him go , right ? I mean , all you have to do is take one look at Nate to know that he could never kill anybody . Did he say why he lied in the first place ?」
Ford:「Yeah . He was covering for our mother .」
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Nora:「Wait , wait . What do you mean nothing happened ? You mean you did n't kill Eddie Ford ?」
Inez:「I 'm trying to tell you that I did n't sleep with your husband . We never had sex .」
Bo:「You lied about that night ? Made me believe we had sex and we did n't ?」
Inez:「Yes .」
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Langston:「Nate was covering for your mom ?」
Ford:「I guess he thinks she did it .」
Langston:「Do you ?」
Ford:「I do n't know what to think . I mean , I do n't really know her that well . She took off when I was just a kid . But we 're talking about a woman who left two little boys to fend for themselves against an abusive father , so who knows what else she 's capable of .」
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Inez:「I 'm so sorry . I could n't say anything because I assumed that Nate was guilty of killing Eddie , but now that he 's recanted on his confession and I know that he 's innocent , now I -- I'll just tell you the truth . Bo , you were right . I did drug you . I ground up a pill , and I put it in your beer .」
Nora:「Wait , wait , wait . Someone tell me what the hell 's going on here , okay ? You said something about a prescription ?」
Bo:「I told Balsom what happened that night with Inez . And he got me thinking that maybe she slipped me something , so he did some checking on his own , and he found out that Marty Saybrooke wrote Inez a prescription for a tranquilizer .」
Nora:「You drugged my husband and then made him believe he slept with you ?」
Inez:「Yes . He was with me that night . He was upset about the texts he thought you were sending .」
Nora:「That Eddie , your ex - husband , was sending on my phone while he kidnapped me !」
Inez:「And after the drug hit Bo , we kissed , but it was n't me he was seeing . He was seeing you . He was talking to you . He was apologizing to you about throwing Sam Rappaport in your face . He told you he loved you , and when he noticed it was not you , he pushed me away . Bo did n't cheat on you . He could never do that . We never slept together . Bo loves you too much for that .」
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Langston:「Oh . Dorian . I did n't realize you were in here .」
Ford:「Something wrong ?」
Dorian:「Huh . So that 's where I know this girl from .」
Langston:「What girl ?」
Dorian:「Aubrey ... Aubrey ... what 's her name ?」
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Aubrey:「What happened is that Kelly was being vicious , going on and on about how I 'm no good for you--」
Joey:「I 'm sorry about that , all right ? I know it got to you , but just try and let it go . You know how I feel about you .」
Aubrey:「Care to remind me ?」
Joey:「I wish , okay ? But I can not endanger these impressionable young minds .」
Aubrey:「Oh , yeah , I know . It just seemed like the perfect way to make me forget about your ex .」
Joey:「Well , your brother did n't have a lot to say about her .」
Aubrey:「Cutter talked to you about Kelly ?」
Joey:「He called Kelly my crazy , jealous , jilted ex .」
Aubrey:「I 'm sorry . I know that Kelly means the world to you . I was just venting . Cutter should not have said something .」
Joey:「No , it 's okay . No . Your brother was just looking out for you .」


Aubrey:「He gets a little overprotective sometimes .」
Joey:「Aubrey , what 's really going on between you and Cutter ?」
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Cutter:「Well , before you go around making crazy accusations , I think to save you some embarrassment , you need to know the facts .」
Kelly:「Which are what ?」
Cutter:「Aubrey and I are brother and sister . Exactly . If you do n't believe me , you can look it up .」
Kelly:「Well , I already did .」
Cutter:「And ?」
Kelly:「Your story checks out .」
Cutter:「But you still think that we 're ... lovers ?」
Kelly:「Well , you know , I do n't know what you 're up to , but you 're gon na have to watch your step 'cause I 'm gon na catch you in a lie one of these days .」
Cutter:「Please . You 're the fantasist .」
Kelly:「Excuse me ?」
Cutter:「You 're the liar .」
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Langston:「Aubrey who ?」
Dorian:「Joe 's fiancée .」
Langston:「Oh . What about her ?」
Dorian:「There 's a picture of her in this magazine , and I thought she looked familiar . Honey , you 're not gon na want to hear this , but I saw this girl last month at the Palace , and she and Ford were all over each other .」
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Echo:「So the next thing I know , there 's Dorian sitting in the back of my AA meeting dressed in this ridiculous disguise hoping that she 's going to hear me confess that Charlie 's not Rex 's father but you are .」
Clint:「But you kept your mouth shut because I could send your son to prison if you talk .」
Echo:「He 's your son , too , Clint , and he 's a good man .」
Clint:「He 's a swindler . He 's a gold - digger like his mother . He 's gon na try and bring this family down .」
Echo:「No . You 're wrong .」
Clint:「About you or Rex ?」
Echo:「Rex and your grandson are wonderful people . But you know what ? Your loss is Charlie 's gain because Charlie adores Rex and Shane , and they think the world of him , too .」
Clint:「Well , good . Charlie needed a son , I gave him one .」
Echo:「And once Dorian finds out that you somehow managed to fake that DNA test and when Charlie finds out that I 've been lying to him about Rex , it 's gon na kill him . Rex can survive the truth but Charlie ca n't .」
Clint:「Well , then you better make sure that Dorian never finds out .」
Echo:「Well , you know what ? Dorian 's not the problem , Clint , I am .」
Clint:「Why ?」


Echo:「Because I ca n't look Charlie in the eye anymore and not feel guilty about lying to him .」
Clint:「Oh , God , you 'll get over it .」
Echo:「Clint , do n't you ever feel guilty about anything that you 're doing ?」
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Bo:「You know , I believe her . I think she 's telling the truth .」
Nora:「I do , too .」
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Cristian:「This -- it might not be anything .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , what is it ?」
Cristian:「This right here .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , it 's a stamp .」
Cristian:「It 's a water mark . This is n't your run - of - the - mill , mass - produced canvas .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , how did that guy get it ?」
Cristian:「The only way you can get it is by the artist who made it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay , well , there 's a lead . So now all we have to do is ...」
Cristian:「Find him .」
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Bo:「You really believe I did n't sleep with her ?」
Nora:「I really do .
 Arrest her , Bo .」
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Clint:「Guilt is just a waste of time . It 's for people who want to wallow in the past .」
Echo:「Really ? I thought guilt was about having a conscience .」
Clint:「Well , if feeling guilty could stop people from doing the wrong thing , we 'd all be better off , but people do what they want to do , and then they say they feel bad about it , and then they moan and they groan and they cry about it , but what good does all of that do ?」
Echo:「So are you saying you do feel guilty ?」
Clint:「You told me about Dorian , so you 're finished here . You can go now .」
Echo:「I ca n't , Clint . Not until I find out what the hell happened to that Clint Buchanan I knew all those years ago . He was a tough man , but he knew right from wrong . And he was loyal ... loyal to his family , to his kids , to Viki . I had to pull out every trick in the book to get you to sleep with me .」
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Nora:「She got Eddie to kidnap me and then she shot him to shut him up .」
Inez:「No , I did not kill Eddie . I had nothing to do with your kidnapping .」
Nora:「Oh , you expect me to believe that ?」
Bo:「Inez , why did you drug me ? Was it really just to get me into bed ?」
Nora:「She needed an alibi for Eddie 's murder .」
Inez:「No . No , no . You have to believe me . Nora , you were right . I was attracted to Bo , but that is not the reason I tried to get you to sleep with me .」
Bo:「Well , then , why 'd you do it ?」
Inez:「I had to .」
Nora:「You had to ?」
Inez:「I had no choice .」
Nora:「Oh , someone was forcing you ?」
Inez:「Yes !」
Nora:「Really ? Who ? Eddie ?」
Inez:「No , not Eddie .」
Nora:「Then who ? Who would want to do that ?」
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Echo:「Back then , you vowed never to be like your father . Well , look at you now .」
Clint:「I 've grown since then . People do n't stay the same decade after decade . Today I know more about how the world really works , and now that I know that , I no longer consider it an insult to be like Asa , far from it .」
Echo:「You have another side , Clint , a better one . Like Bo . Where did that go ?」


Clint:「Who are you to talk ? You lured me away from Viki . You framed me for murder . You abandoned your son , my son . Who knows , if I had been able to raise him , things might be a little different right now , but no , no , you left him at the hospital . So who the hell are you to judge me ?」
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Ford:「Dorian did see me with Aubrey , but we definitely were n't " all over each other . " That 's crazy . She was waiting for Joe . And she told me how happy she was , and I told her all about you , Langston .」
Dorian:「And how do you know each other ?」
Ford:「Uh , it 's some history . You really do n't need to hear about this right now .」
Dorian:「Maybe she does n't . I do .」
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Aubrey:「What 's going on between Cutter and me ? He 's just , you know , he 's my brother .」
Joey:「No , I know . Just that he said he was the black sheep of the family , and when I told him that my uncle was police commissioner , he got a little nervous .」
Aubrey:「Huh .」
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Cutter:「Making up stories about you and Joey 's brother or me and my sister is not gon na make Joey come back to you . If he really wanted to be with you , he 'd be with you . If you ca n't accept that , you know what that makes you ? Pathetic .」
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Aubrey:「Cutter 's harmless . I mean , he screws up sometimes , but that 's normal , I guess . It 's just that in my family they treated you like the plague if you spilled milk or broke a dish , so my parents pretty much kept Cutter and me apart . Did n't want him to infect me , so I got sent off to school in Paris , and he went to Switzerland . I mean , I do n't even really know him well at all anymore .」
Joey:「Sorry .」
Aubrey:「Huh . It is what it is .」
Joey:「You know , having your brother show up and basically not even knowing that he exists , it made me realize something .」
Aubrey:「What ?」
Joey:「That I still do n't really know that much about you .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Click on that .」


Cristian:「I already clicked on it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , what 's taking so long ?」
Cristian:「Will you give it a minute ? It takes a little bit to get there .」
Blair Waldorf:「To get where ? Where the heck was this canvas made ?」
Cristian:「Paris .」
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Cutter:「You do n't need to waste your time pining after Joey Buchanan .」
Kelly:「Thank you for your concern .」
Cutter:「What 's so great about the guy anyways ? You could have any man you wanted .」
Kelly:「First I 'm pathetic , now I 'm irresistible ?」
Cutter:「You 're hot , Kelly . You 're really hot . You make that towel look hot . There 's got to be a ton of guys that are way better than Joey just falling all over themselves to be with you .」
Kelly:「Hardly .」
Cutter:「They should be .」
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Aubrey:「How can you say you do n't know me ? Were n't you the one who said we were like soul mates even after just one night together ? Before we had sex ? Did n't we connect like crazy ? Was n't it intense ?」


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Ford:「A few years back , I went to the Venice film festival on somebody else 's dime . I 'm not proud of it .」
Dorian:「Mm - hmm .」
Ford:「Anyway , I made myself out to be a hotshot filmmaker with a 3-picture deal with one of the major studios .」
Dorian:「Which of course you were n't .」
Ford:「No . Anyway , Aubrey homed in on me .」
Langston:「Hmm . And another one bites the dust .」
Ford:「Actually , Langston , it was n't like that .」
Dorian:「How was it ?」
Ford:「Well , Aubrey made me feel like we were made for each other , that somehow fate had thrown us together .」
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Joey:「You made me feel like I knew you . I mean , I knew you played soccer in high school」
Aubrey:「Football .」
Joey:「Football . That you loved horses . That you studied art at the Sorbonne , but no , really , as deep as our connection was , I ... I do n't know . I still do n't know what you want . What are your hopes ? What are your dreams ? What are you afraid of ?」
Aubrey:「Things that go bump in the night .」
Joey:「Aubs .」
Aubrey:「I know , I know . It 's just that I 'm very easy to please , Joey . I just want you .」
Joey:「I know . What do you want our life together to be like ?」
Aubrey:「It does n't matter as long as we 're together .」
Joey:「Come on , this is an important question . Hey , we 're getting married , and I do n't even know if you want to have kids .」
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Ford:「Funny thing is , even though I felt like we were destined to be together , I did n't know Aubrey at all . She just kind of said things that I wanted to hear , you know , played along with me . You know what I mean ?」
Langston:「So what happened ?」
Dorian:「Yes , how far did things go with this girl ?」
Ford:「Not very far at all . Actually something really strange happened .」
Dorian:「Hmm .」
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Echo:「You 're right , Clint , I have made a boatload of mistakes .」
Clint:「Mistakes . That 's what you call abandoning your son ?」


Echo:「And I 've hated myself for leaving Rex behind his whole life . But I was helpless to do anything about it , so instead I drank and I partied , and all these years later nothing 's changed , and I am still lying , only this time I 'm lying to Charlie . And I still ca n't seem to get anything right . Even though I have this second chance with my son , and I have this wonderful grandson , but I 'm still hitting the bottle to take the edge off my guilt ! And I 'm using my drinking to get closer to Charlie ... [ Scoffs ] A married man ... married to Viki . Does that sound familiar ? I 'm going to AA meetings with him . I 'm asking him to keep me company when I feel like I want a drink . And why ? He 's supposed to be my friend .」
Clint:「But he 's not ?」
Echo:「I 'm falling for him . I 'm falling for a married man again . I 'm ruining Charlie 's marriage , and I 'm hurting Viki , and I hate myself for it every minute of every day ! Clint ... I look at myself in the mirror , and I hated myself those years ago . I hated myself . I could n't stand the person I was looking ... back at . I -- so you do n't have to tell me who I am . Because I already know . But I know you , too , and I know that you suffered . You suffered for the wrong you did to Viki back then , and I know that you probably looked in the mirror , too , and did n't like what you saw . You probably ca n't look yourself in the eye either , but tell me one thing . Do you ever feel that way anymore ?」
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Nora:「No one was forcing you , Inez . No one was forcing you . This is all just smoke and mirrors to keep your ass out of jail for Eddie 's murder .」
Inez:「No , Nora , that 's not true .」
Nora:「Oh , really ? I think it is true . You wanted to sleep with Bo so badly , you wanted to break up our marriage and have him all for yourself , so you had Eddie kidnap me to make that happen .」
Inez:「No , you -- you have to believe me .」
Nora:「No , why should I ? I know Eddie was working with someone . It had to be you . And when Rex came and rescued me from Eddie , you panicked , so you shot him -- end of story .」
Bo:「Sounds about right to me . Nobody was forcing you to sleep with me .」
Inez:「But someone was !」
Bo:「Who ?」
Inez:「Clint ! Clint was the one that wanted me to sleep with you , Bo .」
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Clint:「I do n't know , Echo . Pa died , and everything just went to hell for me .」
Echo:「What happened , Clint ? What turned you so bitter ? Was it a lot of little disappointments or one big one ?」
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Bo:「My brother wanted you to sleep with me ?」
Inez:「Yes .」
Bo:「You two were dating .」
Inez:「And he did me a lot of favors . He got Bobby his job back at L.U. after he was unfairly accused of sexual misconduct . He got James a grant so he could take classes at L.U.」
Nora:「And he did all those favors for you so ...」
Inez:「So that I would have to pay him back by sleeping with Bo .」
Nora:「And you really expect us to believe that Clint would do something like this ?」
Inez:「Clint is still so angry with you -- both of you . He wanted to wreck your marriage . To get back at you for falling in love when he and Nora were still married .」
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Clint:「Disappointment is irrelevant . I 'm doing what needs to be done right now .」
Echo:「Picking up the gauntlet ? Or the hat your father left behind when he died ?」
Clint:「You know something ? When Bo and I were kids , we would fight over who would get this and put it on , and be pa for just a little while . Well , I was bigger , stronger . I knew how to fight dirty , so I almost always won .」
Echo:「Almost always ?」
Clint:「Yeah , Bo got the better of me sometimes , but that only made me fight harder the next time . And I 'd beat him . I got to be Pa.」
Echo:「Well , it 's all yours now , is n't it ? So what are you going to do ? Grab your shotgun and march over to Dorian 's like your father would have done ?」
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Dorian:「Do you know what I find strange ? That Aubrey would go from you to Joe . The two of you could n't be more different .」
Ford:「I ca n't tell you why . All I know is that I thought Aubrey and I had such an intense connection that I decided I needed to come clean with her . So I told her I was n't the next big thing , I was n't who I said I was , and I did n't have a dime to my name . I was just a struggling filmmaker . She dropped me so fast , I did n't know what hit me .」
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Aubrey:「What about you ? You want kids ?」
Joey:「I could take all those babies in there home with me . Aubrey , I want a houseful . I want a big , crazy home with lots of kids running around underfoot , laughing , and climbing over everything , making a mess . I want a grill outside and we 'll all be playing soccer -- football . Or building a tree house .」
Aubrey:「That is quite a picture .」
Joey:「Aubrey , we could have that with our kids . You know , we could make this-- we could make this amazing team . What 's wrong ?」
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Cutter:「Ouch . Hot and hot - tempered . I like it .」
Kelly:「Was that supposed to convince me that you 're not sleeping with Aubrey , huh ?」
Cutter:「I 'm just letting you know that Joey 's is n't the only fish in the sea .」
Kelly:「Hey , go to hell .」
Cutter:「I 'll be staying at the Palace if you want to follow up or--」
Kelly:「Yeah , I wo n't be .」
Cutter:「Fair enough . I just think you should stop looking at my sister and maybe start taking a good hard look at me .」
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Nora:「You were willing to do whatever Clint asked you to do because he had done some favors for your sons ?」
Inez:「No , because he threatened my sons . He kept saying he could make their lives very difficult . And then he hired that expensive lawyer for Eddie after he was taken in for hitting James .」
Nora:「Clint did that ?」
Inez:「Yes .」
Nora:「I did wonder how Eddie could possibly have found the money to pay for that hotshot lawyer .」
Bo:「Mm - hmm .」
Inez:「Clint made it so that Eddie could keep going after my sons . And you saw what Eddie was like . He was n't going to stop until one of them was seriously hurt or worse , and I was completely desperate , and Clint knew that . He said he could get rid of Eddie ... if I slept with Bo .」
Nora:「God , this is sick .」
Inez:「But it 's true . All of it 's true , I swear it . He wanted me to get you in bed so that he could destroy your marriage the way you destroyed his .」
Bo:「And you agreed to go along with this ?」
Inez:「No , no . Not at first . I told him that I would n't do it . I told him that you would n't do it , that you would never cheat on Nora .」
Bo:「And what did Clint say to that ?」
Inez:「He said that Nora was n't going to be a problem .」
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Clint:「I 'm not worried about Dorian because I know that you 're going to do everything you need to do to keep her from finding out about Rex .」
Echo:「Yeah , I do n't know if I can .」
Clint:「Echo , I 'm on to you . You feel guilty and you feel bad , but you 're no more willing to tell the truth about Rex than I am because you have as much to lose as I do .」
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Bo:「Clint told you that Nora would not be a problem ?」
Inez:「He meant because of Eddie . He got Eddie to kidnap you and send those texts .」
Bo:「Eddie seemed to know a lot of details about our argument .」
Nora:「Yeah , but he could have gotten that from Inez . You did tell her we argued .」


Bo:「Yeah , yeah , but what I said about Sam -- that I said to Clint .」
Nora:「You did ?」
Bo:「Yeah . And it was right before all these texts started rolling in . I ca n't believe Clint would do something like this .」
Nora:「I saw him earlier . I did get this feeling .」
Bo:「What kind of feeling ?」
Nora:「Like he was happy that Inez might have split us up for good . Was n't he the one that told you to lie about the affair ? Like he was making sure I would find out in the worst possible way ?」
Bo:「Well , when I think about it , when you asked me to leave , I stayed with Clint . He made a few comments .」
Nora:「Like what did he say ?」
Bo:「Oh , it 's more like his tone . It 's like he was really feeling guilty . And I asked him about that . And then he got a phone call .」
Nora:「So what are we saying here , Bo ? Bo , could Clint really have coerced Inez into sleeping with you ? Could he have gotten Eddie to kidnap me ? Or is Inez just making this all up to save her own skin ?」
Bo:「He threatened us with a shotgun .」
Nora:「He was upset . He was n't going to kill us .」
Bo:「Well , maybe he decided to try to kill our marriage , instead .」
Inez:「I have no way to prove this , but I swear , this was all Clint 's doing . Please tell me you believe me .」
Bo:「Inez Salinger , you 're under arrest .」
Inez:「Bo , do n't do this , please . I did n't kill Eddie . I had nothing to do with Nora 's kidnapping .」
Bo:「But you just confessed that you drugged me , so I 'm taking you in for that , until I can learn more . Coleman'll take her to processing .」
Nora:「Where are you going ?」
Bo:「There 's something I need to do .」
Nora:「Okay , Bo , we do n't know for sure that Clint was involved in any of this . The only thing that we do know is that you did n't sleep with Inez .」
Bo:「We going to be okay , Red ?」
Nora:「My God . Please do n't do anything that you 'll regret , okay ? And do n't get hurt .」
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Clint:「You want Charlie all to yourself , and the only way that you will get him is to keep this a secret .」
Echo:「Is that so ?」
Clint:「Mm - hmm . And I 'm sure that you can take care of Dorian . Besides , I 've got all the problems I can handle .」
Echo:「You know , you do n't have to wear that hat . You can hang it back on that hook . You can turn around and walk away , and go back to being the man I used to know .」
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Dorian:「So this girl , who you thought was your soul mate , dumped you when she found out you did n't have any money . She could n't take you for all you 're worth because you 're worthless .」
Langston:「Dorian ...」
Ford:「I do n't know . Langston , things never got very far between me and Aubrey , okay ? And she 's definitely not an issue now .」
Langston:「So when Dorian saw you guys together at the Palace ...」
Ford:「It was the first time I had seen her since Venice .」
Langston:「And ?」
Ford:「Things were friendly enough , but there 's definitely nothing there . And I hope your mother 's not trying to imply that there was , because there 's only one girl that I want , and that 's you .」
Dorian:「How touching .」
Langston:「Dorian , I believe him . I 'm not worried about Aubrey and Ford . I want you to leave this alone .」
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Aubrey:「Joey , that sounds amazing .」
Joey:「Yeah ? So you do want to have kids ?」
Aubrey:「Yes . I love that dream .」
Joey:「Oh . So , now while I 'm on a roll , is there any way that I can convince you to raise our brood here ? No , it 's just that since I 've been back , I 've realized how much I 've missed my sisters and my mom , and the whole community I have here .」
Aubrey:「Of course . Joey , we can live wherever you want , as long as we 're together . Wait , wait , wait , wait .」
Joey:「Oh . Why , why ?」
Aubrey:「We only have two problems .」
Joey:「What are they ?」
Aubrey:「Not what , who . Your dad hates me , and so does Kelly .」
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Kelly:「I am changing my gym membership .」
Dorian:「Hi , Kelly . What happened ?」
Kelly:「Ah , what did n't happen ?」
Dorian:「Oh . Does this have something to do with Aubrey what 's her name ?」
Kelly:「Wentworth , who is a big liar .」
Dorian:「You know something ? There is something I have to take care of . And in the meantime , Ford here ... knows some really interesting things about Aubrey what 's her name .」
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Joey:「I know it must be tough for you , you know , to live with them doubting you , but , Aubrey , who cares ? You 're not marrying Kelly , you 're not marrying my father , you 're marrying me . I 'm crazy about you . I love you , and that is all that matters .」
Aubrey:「But do n't you want to work for your dad ?」


Joey:「No . No , not if he 's going to create problems for us . Besides , I want to be a photographer . I want to take pictures . I 'm pretty sure the publisher of " The Banner " would hire me .」
Aubrey:「Your mom would be lucky to have you .」
Joey:「Aubs , I do n't want our life together to be about me . I want you to be you . You know , the same incredible , sexy , fearless woman that I met , and to have your own life . I want you to be happy . All right ? And I will do anything --anything to make that happen .」
Aubrey:「Oh , you are the most amazing man that I 've ever met . No one has ever cared about me as much as you do . You 're just so different than anyone I 've ever known」
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Blair Waldorf:「Paris ?」
Cristian:「That 's what it looks like .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wow , the answer to all the questions of this painting could be in Paris . So are you thinking what I 'm thinking ? We both have a reason to go to the city of lights now .」


Cristian:「Well , I do need to see Layla . I still do n't know what happened between her and her boss . And if she ca n't come to Llanview , then I 'll go to Paris .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay . And I can find out who painted this and why Eli had it hidden away and did n't tell me about it .」
Cristian:「That 's right , and you can put him behind you and start over .」
Blair Waldorf:「Thank you , Cristian .」


Kelly:「Thank you .」
Waitress:「Mm - hmm .」
John:「So what do you say ? One last game , winner keeps the table . That 's more like it .」
Natalie:「Now , why challenge me ? You never really play .」
John:「Well , I felt like maybe I ought to take one last shot at the master before I left town .」
Natalie:「Yeah .」
John:「Do n't tell me you 're nervous . I kind of get a little sense there , you know ?」
Natalie:「Ha , ha , ha . Say that again when I take this table right from underneath you .」
John:「Huh .」
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Jen:「Do you see Marcie and Greg ?」
Ron:「I guess she 's not here yet . I 'll give her a call , see what 's keeping her .」
Jen:「Unless you want to just duck out of this whole date thing . I mean , I know Marcie kind of pushed you into this .」
Ron:「Oh , no , no , Marcie only pushes me into what I let her push me into . Unless you want to split ?」
Jen:「I 'm fine .」
Ron:「Good . Actually , I was hoping to spend a little time with you .」
Jen:「Good . Then I 'll guess we 'll just wait .」
Ron:「Ok , good . I 'll check on Marcie .」
Jen:「Yeah , I 'll get some drinks .」
Ron:「Ok .」
Rex:「What the hell are you doing with that guy ?」
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Kevin:「Hey .」
Kelly:「Hi .」
Kevin:「Thanks for meeting me .」
Kelly:「Sure . You really handled those reporters .」
Kevin:「Yeah , well , that 's why I wanted to see you .」
Kelly:「Thank you for dispelling the rumors that we separated .」
Kevin:「Look , I do n't want you to get the wRong idea here .」
Kelly:「No , no , no , I do n't have the wRong idea . I do n't . I know that you 're just protecting me .」
Kevin:「That 's right .」
Kelly:「I really appreciate it . It shows that you care enough about my feelings .」
Kevin:「Uh -- Kelly , I know this hurts , but it does n't change anything , ok ? I still want a divorce .」
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Starr:「No ! Stop trying to trick me !」
Dorian:「Starr , you have n't eaten in two days .」
Starr:「And I wo n't , not until you let my dad get free .」


Dorian:「You know , we can always put you in the hospital and stick an I.V. in you -- that 's a needle in your vein -- to give you nutrition . Ok , I 'm not going to fight with you . But I will tell you this -- I think it 's really selfish of you behaving this way , making people who care about you so much so worried .」
Starr:「If you really did care , then you would let me see my dad . Until then , I 'm not eating , and you ca n't make -- me .」
Dorian:「Oh , Starr . Oh , honey .」
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Evangeline:「Viki ?」
Viki:「Yeah ?」
Evangeline:「The judge placed a temporary restraining order on Todd to keep him away from Blair and the kids . What are my chances , you think , he 's going to obey the court ?」
Viki:「Oh , I do n't know . I mean , he is so impulsive .」
Evangeline:「Then I need you to control him .」
Viki:「Look , I can try , but if he gets desperate , he 's not going to listen to me .」
Evangeline:「Let me be frank . I 'm going out on a limb with this whole bail thing because I think I can win this case . But if he defies an injunction , not only will he get his bail revoked , but I do n't think I can save him .」
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Todd:「Blair , wait .」
Blair Waldorf:「You leave me alone , Todd .」


Todd:「All right , I 'm sorry . I 'm coming on a little stRong . But I 'm a little worried about the fact that Starr 's not eating , are n't you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , of course I am .」
Todd:「I mean , whatever we do , we ca n't hurt these children .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , and whose fault is all of this ? Tell me , hmm ?」
Todd:「Yeah , we disagree . But we both know how to keep Starr eating . You got to stop this trial .」
Blair Waldorf:「You want me to forget everything that you did to me just because our daughter does n't understand ?」
Todd:「Well , until we both understand what really happened , Starr should n't have to suffer . Whatever happens should be private . I mean , my God , I would do anything to spare these children embarrassment , would n't you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh . Why do n't you try confessing ?」
Todd:「What do you want them to hear ? Please , Blair , let 's -- let 's get rid of these lawyers . You tell me how to make this right .」


Blair Waldorf:「If I wanted to drop the charges , it would n't be because anything was right about that night . It would be for Jack and Starr , not you .」
Todd:「That 's what I 'm asking , for you to love your children . If you want to find another way to hate me , do it . Do n't do it like this .」
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Evangeline:「No . No , no , no . What are you doing ? Are you out of your mind ? Did you not just hear the judge ?」
Todd:「My daughter 's health is more important than whether or not I 've been released on bail .」
Evangeline:「What if you cost her a father for the next 20 years ? Look , can you keep an eye on him ? I have to go . Behave . Thank you .」
Todd:「You told me Starr 's not eating .」
Viki:「Right .」
Todd:「What difference does it make what happens to me if she starves herself to death ?」
Viki:「No , no --」
Todd:「Viki , please , I was starting to get through to her . She 's ready to admit this whole thing 's a crock and drop this case .」


Viki:「All right , you stay there . I mean it . Are you reconsidering ?」
Blair Waldorf:「So you really think that I 'm dumb enough to believe all of his mind games ?」
Todd:「Blair , this is no mind game .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , you 're really low , Todd , to use our children against me !」
Todd:「I would never use them !」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , yeah , right ! Forget it !」
Todd:「Blair -- Blair !」
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Kelly:「Kevin .」
Kevin:「Hmm ?」
Kelly:「What about our baby ?」
Kevin:「Well , look , even if you are pregnant , we would n't be the first divorced couple --」
Kelly:「Whoa . Whoa .」
Kevin:「To raise a child .」
Kelly:「Wait , what do you mean , " if " ?」
Kevin:「Well , you got to admit , the timing 's pretty convenient , considering the last time we slept together and the fact that you called a press conference before you told me .」
Kelly:「Well , maybe you 'll start believing me when I start showing .」


Kevin:「Look , I do n't want to hurt you anymore , ok , and I do n't know how to say this except just say it . I 've been subpoenaed for Todd 's rape trial . They already have a blood sample .」
Kelly:「Which proves that you slept with Blair on New Year 's Eve .」
Kevin:「It 's all going public . I 'm sorry . I know it 's rough , and -- look , I think it would be a lot easier if we were separated before the trial .」
Kelly:「Easier for whom ?」
Kevin:「Well , now , listen to me , Kelly , I think that you could keep the respect of the public and the family .」
Kelly:「Really ? Really ? How would I do that ?」
Kevin:「Well -- look , I know I 've been pushing for this , but I think that you should be the one to file for a divorce .」
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Rex:「Jen ?」
Jen:「What is your problem , Rex ?」
Rex:「My problem is that the girl who I 've turned myself inside out for just waltzed into my club with some stupid construction worker .」
Jen:「Look , Marcie just set it up .」
Rex:「Uh - huh ?」
Jen:「You know , Rex -- why am I explaining this to you ?」
Rex:「Because we care about each other .」
Jen:「No , I know what you care about , and you know what , you do n't have an exclusive .」
Rex:「Jen , I 'm not saying that I own you , ok , but after everything that we 've been through together and now that Joe is finally out of your life , should n't you be with me ?」
Jen:「No , Rex , I should n't . You know , this is as good a time as any to tell you this . Whatever we had , it 's over .」
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Dorian:「Oh , dear God , I was afraid this would happen . Starr ? Starr ? Come on , honey , talk to me . Starr ?」
Starr:「Can I have a glass of water ?」
Dorian:「Yes . Yes , of course you can . In fact , I 'll even let you have a soda of some sort , a cola drink , or -- or ginger ale . Yummy !」
Starr:「I do n't want anything !」
Dorian:「Honey , do n't run !」
Starr:「No , just leave me alone , ok ? I hate you ! Just get out of my life !」
Dorian:「Welcome back to the fun house .」
Blair Waldorf:「Has she eaten anything yet ?」


Dorian:「I understand Viki got her to have some juice , but --」
Blair Waldorf:「Good .」
Dorian:「You know , maybe she 's too young to understand that this is n't about loyalty , and she certainly does n't get that it 's all Todd 's fault .」
Blair Waldorf:「She does n't even know that .」
Dorian:「What ?」
Blair Waldorf:「He actually thought he could talk me into dropping the charges for the children 's sake .」
Dorian:「Did he think of the children when he attacked you ? What did you say ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I hate what this is doing to Starr , but I am not going to let him talk me into forgiving him , that 's for sure .」
Dorian:「Good . So do n't , and do n't even listen to him . My God , he raped you , and you had the courage to tell the world . Now , you stick to that . Do n't let anything -- not even Starr -- change the truth .」
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John:「What do you say , last game , winner takes all ?」
Natalie:「When did you get so good ?」
John:「Must 've been watching you .」


Natalie:「Are you setting me up , McBain , hustling me ?」
John:「It 's a good table . You did n't think I was going to give up that easy , did you ?」
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Kevin:「Look , you can say anything you want about me , ok ? I wo n't contest a thing .」
Kelly:「You want me to lie ?」
Kevin:「I just -- I want you to do whatever helps your feelings , ok ?」
Kelly:「I do n't want to divorce you , Kevin .」
Kevin:「Even after what I just said ? Look , everything that I did with Blair is going to be all over the news . Do you understand that ?」
Kelly:「I realize that . I understand that , yes , and I 'm not happy about it , but look , we -- we have both made mistakes . And the point is , is that we have to stick together . I will stand by you . What ?」
Kevin:「I just -- I ca n't believe you still love me .」
Kelly:「Of course I do .」
Kevin:「But , I mean , this trial is going to change everything . Do you understand ?」
Kelly:「Nothing will change the way I feel about you . Nothing .」
Kevin:「All right . We do n't -- we do n't have to do this right now , you know ? You decide how we should handle this and that 's what we 'll do .」
Kelly:「Ok .」
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Rex:「It 's over , just like that ?」
Jen:「It never should 've started . It never really did .」
Rex:「What am I , the geek with the buckteeth and crossed eyes ? You know what , do n't answer that . You do n't do this to me , not after everything that I 've done for you .」
Jen:「You know , a lot of people would say that what you 've done for me is n't that great -- wrecking my marriage , partying with hookers , telling me to get rid of my baby .」
Rex:「Who says -- Marcie . What does Marcie know ?」
Jen:「She knows plenty . She knows how to really care for somebody and she knows how to help you be the person that you really want to be .」
Rex:「Oh , so accepting you for who you are was wrong ?」
Jen:「Well , Marcie did n't help wreck my life .」
Rex:「You know , you are so deluded . Marcie is just another person , like that clueless husband in his white dog collar preaching at you . You were not a happy homemaker , Jen .」
Jen:「Yeah , am I happy now ? Are you happy just getting wasted with me ?」
Rex:「Yeah ! When you get lit up , you dare to do anything . People ca n't take their eyes off you .」
Jen:「Or their hands . All you want me for is sex .」


Rex:「Hey , that is not true . Jen , I really do love you .」
Jen:「Ok , now who 's deluded ? Look , you only want me to be bad because then no one else will want me . But I do n't want to be bad anymore . I want to have someone who 's steady . I need someone --」
Rex:「Someone you can cheat on ?」
Jen:「You know , maybe I do bad things and I get into trouble because I do n't feel good about myself , but I am sick of that . You know , if every time you 're around bad things happen , then I do n't want you in my life .」
Rex:「You know , I used to think that I was n't good enough for you , but now I think it 's the other way around . If you 're so desperate to be a total phony , then I 'm wasting my time .」
Ron:「Is there a problem , hmm ?」
Jen:「Just Rex being Rex .」
Ron:「We can go someplace else if you like .」
Rex:「No . No , no , do n't leave on my account . Just taking the rest of my life off .
 Lindsay . It 's me . Listen , I need to see you . Now .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Well , her door is locked and she will not even discuss eating .」


Dorian:「I have a key that --」
narration:[ Doorbell rings ]
Dorian:「Oh .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Dorian:「Viki .」
Viki:「Yes , I have a message from Todd .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hmm .」
Dorian:「Oh , I do n't think we want --」
Viki:「It 's not for you or for Blair , ok ? It 's for Starr , telling her to eat . He left it unsealed so that you could check it first .」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , come on down here , please !」
Dorian:「Right this minute , please !」
Blair Waldorf:「Dorian --」
Starr:「I do n't want to talk to you , and I 'm not coming down !」
Viki:「Starr , it 's your aunt Viki , and I have a message from your father .」
Blair Waldorf:「Slow down , sweetie .」


Todd 's voice:「" Hi , Shorty . Thanks for the hunger strike , but get back to the fruit rollups now or you might be a Shorty forever or end up like your iguana that stopped eating and died . I do n't want my kid all withered and green like him and Dorian , do I ? I mean it . Love , Dad . "」
Blair Waldorf:「So , will you eat now ?」
Starr:「Can I write a note back to him ?」
Viki:「Yes .」
Dorian:「Oh , I do n't think that 's a good idea .」
Viki:「I 'd be glad to take it . Here you go .」
Starr:「Thanks . " Dear dad , love you . Miss you . I will eat when Mom lets me see you again . So if I starve , you 'll know that it is all Mom 's fault . Starr . "」
Viki:「Well , I 'll be on my way . Oh , I 'll see myself out .」
narration:[ Door closes ]
Dorian:「How can you let Starr get away with behaving like that ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Would you just please stop nagging me ? What am I supposed to do , all right ?」


Dorian:「Letting Viki carry notes back and forth ?」
Blair Waldorf:「She wo n't even listen to her father !」
Dorian:「Ugh ! I do n't have time for this . I 'm late for a meeting with Kelly .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , Kelly . Please , go take care of your dear little victim niece Kelly .」
Dorian:「Excuse me , I take very good care of all my girls !」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , yeah , you do , do n't you , Dorian ?」
Dorian:「Ugh !」
Blair Waldorf:「You 're the queen bee around here , are n't you ?」
Dorian:「Oh , please , do n't pull the favoritism card now . It 's a bit late in the day . Oh , just what we need !」
Blair Waldorf:「Just -- just let him in .」
Dorian:「Goodbye .」
Kevin:「Nice to see you , too .」
Blair Waldorf:「Dorian , please let Kevin in . Goodbye .」
Dorian:「Goodbye !」
narration:[ Door slams ]
Kevin:「Hi .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hi .」


Kevin:「Blair , look , I -- I feel terrible about what happened with you and Todd . If I 'd have known sooner , I would 've been here --」
Blair Waldorf:「You were right about him .」
Kevin:「Yeah . Well , it does n't really help what happened to you , does it ? Look , if I helped provoke him in any way , I am so sorry .」
Blair Waldorf:「Will you please stop ? Stop . I knew what the risks were . My fault . My problem .」
Kevin:「Well , you should know they 're going to use me against you . They subpoenaed me . They took a blood sample .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm so sorry .」
Kevin:「No --」
Blair Waldorf:「It 's your career , your -- your marriage . And now they 're going to drag you into the spotlight all because of me , Kevin .」
Kevin:「You know what , stop it .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm sorry .」
Kevin:「I knew you would feel that way . You ca n't feel that way . You have to understand this is n't your fault . It 's not , ok ?」
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John:「You 're still the champ , kid .」


Natalie:「Yeah . Well , I did n't know you could play so well .」
John:「Well , there 's probably a lot you do n't know about me . But it 's right this table 's staying with you . You know , you practiced on it , and there 's still a lot of luck in it .」
Natalie:「Right .」
John:「Hey . You know , those -- those were good times . You beat a lot of people . And you proved to yourself how good you could be . You earned it .」
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Jordan:「Wow . You look stressed . Do n't take it the wrong way , but I have n't seen you this frazzled since finals .」
Evangeline:「I know .」
Jordan:「Never fear , Jordan 's here . The doctor you were looking for .」
Evangeline:「This is the guy who 's an expert on rape cases ?」
Jordan:「All kinds .」
Evangeline:「Thank you so much for getting back with me so quickly . I really appreciate it .」
Jordan:「You 're welcome . I could tell it was kind of urgent .」
Evangeline:「Yeah .」
Jordan:「But , you know , you want it , you got it . You know that .」
Evangeline:「I know that .」
Jordan:「I thought being a doctor was rough . The hours that you keep ? You make my E.R. shift look like a piece of cake .」
Evangeline:「It 's not me , it 's the Manning case .」
Jordan:「What is it ?」
Evangeline:「I have to cover every angle because my client is so unpredictable . I wake up in the middle of the night and I 'm wondering , is this going to be it ? Is this the case that I lose ?」
Jordan:「If you 're that worried , why risk it ?」
Evangeline:「Because I believe he 's innocent .」
Jordan:「What ?」
Evangeline:「Rape is a crime of violence , and whatever went on between the two of them , I do n't know what it was . But when he looks at her , I just know that he would n't hurt her .」
Jordan:「It 's very complicated .」
Evangeline:「It is complicated . That 's why I 'm going to go call this guy right now . I 'll be back in one second .」
Jordan:「Yeah , I 'm going to have a drink .」
Evangeline:「Ok .」
Jordan:「Just take your time .」
Evangeline:「Thanks .」
Jordan:「All right .」
R.J.:「So , you really are gifted , are n't you ?」
Jordan:「Excuse me ?」
R.J.:「Well , Evangeline tells me that she 's so swamped with Llanview 's latest lawless streak that she does n't have time for a social life , and yet here you are . What 's the plan ?」
Jordan:「The plan ?」


R.J.:「Yeah , you know , in your dreams , a night like this , the two of you alone . How 's it all end ?」
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 [ Doorbell rings ]
Todd:「Hey , they let you see her ?」
Viki:「Yeah , she sent you this back .」
Todd:「Oh , Starr , what are you doing ?」
Viki:「Hey , Blair is just as worried as we are , so we 're all on the same side , but I have an idea .」
Todd:「Anything .」
Viki:「Ok , Starr seems to trust me , so I was going to suggest to Blair that she allow Starr to come stay with me at Llanfair for a little while .」
Todd:「Do you think Blair will go for that ?」
Viki:「Well , I do n't know , but I hope so . The thing is Starr refuses to speak to Blair , so a change of scenery can only help .」
Todd:「Right . Well , then , of course , if I just drop by , then --」
Viki:「No , no , no ! Unless Blair specifically agrees that you can see Starr , you 're not going anywhere near her . You know exactly what the judge said .」
Todd:「Whatever you say .」
Viki:「Ok . I 'll let you know , all right ?」
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Natalie:「God , nothing makes me feel more in control than pool when I 'm playing .」
John:「You should see yourself when you 're running that table . It 's -- it 's something .」
Natalie:「I thought you were pretty slick yourself . Sure you did n't lose on purpose ?」
John:「I 'm not that nice of a guy , Natalie . What ? You ran the table . You left me with nothing .」
Natalie:「Yes , I did .」
John:「Not that it 's any of my business or anything , but you think maybe when I 'm gone , you 'll -- you 'll maybe play a little ?」
Natalie:「Before tonight , I would 've said no . Maybe I will . Thank you for pestering me .」
John:「You got it .」
Natalie:「Does n't the winner owe you a drink ?」
John:「I got to get back , put my stuff in a bag . They 're expecting me in New Jersey in the morning .」
Natalie:「They must be pretty happy with you with the job you 've done here catching the music box killer .」
John:「Let 's hope .」
Natalie:「Well , I mean , everyone says it 's a solid case . A lot of women in Llanview are going to breathe easier because of you .」
John:「Yeah , maybe .」
Natalie:「And -- um -- I 'll miss you .」
John:「Well , I tell you what , here 's my number . Maybe you 'll use it sometime .」
Natalie:「I will .」
John:「All right .」


Natalie:「John ?」
John:「Yeah ?」
Natalie:「Take care of yourself .」
John:「You , too .」
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Jordan:「The plan , Mr. Gannon , is to respond when my friend from freshman year at Penn asks me to .」
R.J.:「So she invited you ?」
Jordan:「Well , apparently , there are certain things that I can do that you ca n't .」
R.J.:「Such as ?」
Jordan:「Oh , the things that must be dancing in your mind .」
R.J.:「Yeah , some of which you could n't possibly imagine .」
Jordan:「Oh , I see . Are you threatening me ?」
R.J.:「Oh , come on , Jordan . You should know me better than that . I do n't do that anymore . Things just -- happen .」
Jordan:「News flash , Gannon -- Evangeline and I are just friends .」
R.J.:「That 's what she says .」
Jordan:「Then what the hell is your problem ?」
Evangeline:「Yeah . That 's what I 'd like to know .」
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Rex:「Hi .」
Lindsay:「Hey . What happened ? Is Jen ok ?」
Rex:「I think your daughter 's losing her mind . She said she never wants to see me again .」
Lindsay:「That 's the emergency ?」
Rex:「Yeah . I 'm her best friend . Who 's going to solve her problems ? Who 's going to make sure she gets home at night ?」
Lindsay:「She might learn to rely on other friends .」
Rex:「They ca n't keep up with her .」
Lindsay:「I know that you really care about her and you have a lot of feelings for her , but you ever stop to consider the fact that you might not be right for each other ?」
Rex:「Ok , is that code for " not good enough for her " ? Me , the guy who saved her life ? Now all of a sudden , I 'm a bad influence ? You got to talk to her , Lindsay .」
Lindsay:「I ca n't . I know you 're hurting , but I ca n't do it .」
Rex:「Oh , hey , not me , ok ? That 's the way it is , then fine .」
Lindsay:「Yeah , I see how fine you are .」
Rex:「Listen , no Jen makes my life a lot simpler , ok ? This is her loss , not mine .」
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Jen:「What is taking Marcie so long to change ?」
Ron:「I think she 's letting us break the ice . So , do you think we know each other well enough to maybe dance ?」
Jen:「Uh -- maybe I should have another drink first , ok ?」
Ron:「Ok . I 'll be right back .」


Natalie 's voice:「Let 's see , how long did it take you to run my brother out of town , four months ?」
Lindsay 's voice:「You need to find your own center . You need your life to find its own balance .」
Jen:「Like I 'm ever going to get it together . I only ruin everything .」
Ron:「Here you go .」
Jen:「Thanks .」
Ron:「Cheers .」
Jen:「Cheers .」
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Kevin:「You 're the victim here , ok ? You do n't owe an apology to anyone .」
Blair Waldorf:「You tried to warn me against Todd , over and over again . You were right .」
Kevin:「Well , that does n't make what he did your fault .」
Blair Waldorf:「You do n't deserve to be dragged through the mud just because I got angry with him and decided to play with fire . I never meant for you to get hurt in all of this . And this trial -- Kevin , it could ruin you .」
Kevin:「Listen to me -- I wanted to be with you .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't understand that .」
Kevin:「Blair --」


Blair Waldorf:「I mean , I 've wrecked your life here .」
Kevin:「Because I care about you , I do , and I want to help .」
Blair Waldorf:「How ?」
Kevin:「Well , when they ask me up on the witness stand , what do you want me to say ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Are you saying that you would commit perjury for me ?」
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Starr:「I knew if I gave Aunt Viki the note that she would bring it over to you as soon as she could . The hard part was sneaking into her trunk when she was starting the car .」
Todd:「God . Starr , do n't do that ever again , all right ?」
Starr:「Why not ? I only shut the trunk door a little bit so I could get out .」
Todd:「Ok . No more crazy stunts like that . Nothing else matters if you get hurt .」
Starr:「Are you mad that I came ? I ca n't be with Mom . I hate her .」


Todd:「Come here . I 'm never mad at you , but you 're starting to scare me , ok ? And your mom , she 's really angry and she 's confused by it . We 're all confused by it . She 's tough , so it does n't help to threaten her .」
Starr:「Yeah , but I miss you , Dad .」
Todd:「I miss you , too . Now , get the hell out of my way . I 'm hungry . Ha ! Mmm .」
Starr:「You 're picking food over me ?」
Todd:「Well , you 're fine . I have n't eaten since this morning .」
Starr:「You 're going to eat all of that ?」
Todd:「Well , that 's the nice thing about living by yourself , you know ? I do n't have to share with you or anybody .」
Starr:「Give that to me .」
Todd:「Ah .」
Starr:「Mmm . Mmm .」
Todd:「Feeling better ?」
Starr:「Mm - hmm . So do you think if I tell Mom that I 'm eating over here that she 'll let me stay ?」
Todd:「Nice try . As a matter of fact , we probably should get you back to Dorian 's right now before they find out you 're missing .」
Starr:「Why ?」
Todd:「Because if they find you here , you go to juvey , I go to jail .」
Starr:「Fine .」
Todd:「Hey , listen to me . Deep down , we both know your mom loves me like I love her , right ? So I 'm going to promise you we 're going to fix this and we 're all going to be together again , ok ? Now , you have to promise me something . No more hunger strikes . No more strikes of any kind , as a matter of fact . All right ? Let me hear it .」
Starr:「I promise .」
Todd:「Ok .」
Starr and Todd:「Turn it over , bring it back .」
Todd:「Let 's go .」
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Jordan:「I 'm out of here . Let me know how it turns out .」
Evangeline:「Ok , thanks .」
R.J.:「Well , maybe it 's not love . I mean , he did n't stay .」
Evangeline:「Maybe the doctor had lives to save . Why are you badgering him , R.J. ? I thought things were better between us .」
R.J.:「Is that how you see me ? Jealous ?」
Evangeline:「That 's the way it looks . But , no . Personally , I think you 're so angry because you 're lonely .」
R.J.:「Evangeline , please , I 've asked you before , do n't shrink me , all right ?」
Evangeline:「I am in here , Jordan and I are totally consumed by work , engaged with the world .」


R.J.:「And what , what ? You 're saying you think I 'm not ?」
Evangeline:「I think you try . I think you go through the motions at the club . I think you love the time you spend with Jamie . But ever since Keri died , there 's a void in you that nothing can fill , not even me . And I am deeply sorry for that . And I 'm sorry if I overstepped here .」
R.J.:「No , no , I 'm the one that needs to apologize . I 'm the one that overstepped .」
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Rex:「Listen , I 'm sorry I wasted your night .」
Lindsay:「Actually , you did n't . I was home by myself , thinking about what I could 've done differently with Troy .」
Rex:「Waste of time , if you ask me , looking back when nobody cares . Like Jen . The only thing to do is move on . That 's my advice to us .」
Natalie:「What are you doing here with Jen 's mom ?」
Lindsay:「We 're just talking . I got to go home .」
Rex:「I 'll take you .」
Lindsay:「It 's not necessary .」
Rex:「No , if I stay here , my sister will yap at me .」
Lindsay:「Whoa , whoa , whoa . You got precious cargo here . Are you sure you can drive ? You 've had a little too much of that .」
Rex:「You 're right . You drive . That 's your daughter 's style , not mine .」
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Ron:「Whoa .」
Jen:「Let 's toast to Greg . Where is Greg ? Who is Greg ?」
Ron:「You know , maybe we should slow down a little bit , Jen ?」
Jen:「Come on , let 's do another shot .」
Ron:「You know , I got work tomorrow , so --」
Jen:「No , that 's cool . You can toast your sister with milk and I 'll toast Greg .」
Ron:「You know , maybe we should just -- hey -- slow down a bit on the drinking .」
Jen:「Oh , yeah , that 's just what I need -- another fun lecture from another fun guy .」
Ron:「Jen , it 's your business . I 'm just --」
Jen:「Look , if you 're not having fun , you can just go . They know me here . Boy , do they know me .」
Ron:「Hey , I 'm not leaving you here alone , ok ?」
Jen:「Attaboy . Hang around long enough , you can carry me anywhere .」
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Blair Waldorf:「No , Kevin , I 'm not going to let you lie for me . Look , just tell the truth . You of all people know how out of control Todd was .」


Kevin:「Well , that 's what I 'm afraid of . They 're going to spin it that we were the ones that were out of control , you know , a couple of home - wreckers trying to set him up .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , I fully expect them to drag me through the mud , but I tell you right now , I am not going to let him get away with what he did to me !」
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Todd:「Ok , Shorty , got your keys ? Good . Just sneak in there like a little mouse , slip into bed .」
Starr:「Do I have to ?」
Todd:「I 'll wait out here for you in case you do n't make it . If you do n't , blame it on me .」
Starr:「Mom 's probably too busy with her company .」
Todd:「What company ?」
Starr:「Did n't you see the car over there ? It 's Kevin 's . He 's probably in there with Mom .」
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Lindsay:「Well , thank you for being good company . You do have a certain blunt charm .」
Rex:「It 's lost on some people .」


Lindsay:「I 'm sorry that you 've been hurt because I think you 're a really great guy . And I think you deserve somebody who will appreciate you .」
Rex:「I agree .」
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Jen:「Ok , now I 'm ready .」
Ron:「Ok , I 'll get the coats .」
Jen:「No , I mean to dance . Come on !」
Ron:「No , no , maybe -- hey , Jen , maybe another night . I think I should get you home .」
Jen:「Well , then I 'll find another guy .」
Ron:「Ok , wait , wait , how about -- how about a slow dance , ok ? Slow dance ?」
Jen:「Ooh , I know what you want . Something like this ?」
Ron:「Um , Jen -- Jen , come on . Jen ? Jen . Whoa , hey . Jen ? Jen ? Jen , can you hear me ?」
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Dorian:「Oh , I really do n't see how one family can take much more -- your divorce , ugh , Blair being raped , this whole yo - yo situation with Aunt Betsy 's will . And now Starr has decided to go on some kind of hunger strike .」
Kelly:「Hmm ? What ? Pardon ?」
Dorian:「You know , with everything going on in your life , what are you finding to smile about ?」
Kelly:「Oh , come on , now , Aunt Dorian , it 's not all bad news . Tonight , I had my first glimmer of hope for my future with Kevin .」
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Blair Waldorf:「I really appreciate you coming by . Hey , hey , hey , hey ! Where are you going ? And where have you been ?」


Starr:「I do n't know , I just went to go get something to eat .」
Blair Waldorf:「At this -- you ate something ?」
Starr:「Yeah , I was hungry .」
Blair Waldorf:「You 're talking to me !」
Starr:「Yeah . Good night .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wait , wait , Starr , I 'm not finished with you ! What did you have to eat ?」


R.J.:「Well , Happy Birthday , Counselor .」
Evangeline:「You remembered .」
R.J.:「Of course . You 're a Capricorn . It 's too bad you have to celebrate it all alone , though .」
John:「Hey . I 'm sorry I 'm late .」
Evangeline:「It 's okay . You 're worth the wait .」
R.J.:「Well , I 'll leave you two to celebrate .」
Evangeline:「Thanks for putting on that little show for R.J.」
John:「It was n't a show . Happy Birthday .」
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Man 's distorted voice:「There 's a job you must do . You must kill someone who is hated and another one who is loved .」
Cristian:「No , oh -- stop it . Stop it !」
Natalie:「Cristian , who are you talking to ?」
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Todd:「Come on . Do it for Blair . Come on . She needs you . Come on . Do it for Blair . Do it .」
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Dorian:「There you are ! Anthony , what 's going on ? You 're supposed to be here at the hospital . That lunatic Margaret Cochran has shown up . You 're supposed to grab her and make her tell us where Todd is . Get here as fast as you can !」
Margaret:「Poor , poor Mrs. B. You nearly killed yourself looking for Todd .
 Oh , such a pity it was all for nothing .」
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Cristian:「It was nothing .」
Natalie:「No , it was n't . You were remembering something from the ship again , were n't you ?」
Cristian:「Look , I got to go . I got to see Lindsay .」
Natalie:「No , that can wait . We need to talk about this .」
Cristian:「There 's nothing to say , Natalie .」
Natalie:「Cristian , you were talking to someone . You were begging them to stop . So who were these people , and what were they doing to you ?」
Cristian:「Look , I said I was going to make that appointment and see that shrink , right ? And I will !」
Natalie:「I 'd like you to talk to me , Cris . It kills me to see what this is doing to you .
 What are you doing ?」
Cristian:「I do n't want to hurt you .」
Natalie:「Why would you think that you could ?」
Cristian:「I love you so much . I want you so much .」
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John:「I guess you could -- I guess you could call it a combination birthday present / peace offering .」
Evangeline:「John , I 'm so sorry .」
John:「Sorry for what ?」


Evangeline:「For not understanding about Michael . Marcie told me what was going on . And if I had known , I never would --」
John:「Marcie told you ? Forget it . If I had told you --」
Evangeline:「What , are we going to out - apologize each other now ?」
John:「I guess what I 'm trying to say is I missed you .」
Evangeline:「I missed you , too .」
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Nora:「Does it still bother you that she 's moved on ?」
R.J.:「No . No , not really . I 'm more complex than that . I 've moved on .」
Nora:「Oh !」
R.J.:「Mm - hmm .」
Nora:「Well , very good for you . So , what are you doing here in this oasis of respectability ?」
R.J.:「Well , I 'm meeting someone .」
Nora:「Really ?」
R.J.:「Mm - hmm .」
Nora:「Anyone I know ?」
R.J.:「Oh , yeah , only your very bestest bud in the whole wide world .」
Nora:「You said that dripping with sarcasm , which can only mean one thing . Lindsay ? Oh , my God , please do n't tell me you 've moved on to Lindsay Rappaport .」
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Rex:「Lindsay . What do you want ?」
Lindsay:「I need you to tell me , did you kill Paul Cramer ?」
Rex:「Oh , yeah , sure . Yeah , I killed him .」
Lindsay:「Yeah , stop fooling around . I really need to know .」
Rex:「Come on , Lindsay . Let 's stop B.Sing each other for five minutes . You know I did n't kill Paul , because you already know who did .」
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Dorian:「Oh , my God , Blair . Where are you ?」
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Margaret:「Well , you 're not breathing . You 're already dead ?」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's right , she 's already dead , because you killed her .」


Margaret:「What are you doing here ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Catching you in the act , Margaret . What do you think ?」
Margaret:「Well , I have n't done anything .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ? And what were you going to do with this , just tuck her in ? Oh ! No , you 're not !」
Dorian:「Hey !」
Blair Waldorf:「Where 's Todd ? Where is he ?」
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Lindsay:「If I knew who killed Paul Cramer , I would n't be asking you , now , would I ?」
Rex:「You wearing a wire , Lindsay ?」
Lindsay:「No .」
Rex:「Maybe I could frisk you for old times ' sake .」
Lindsay:「You 're acting awful cavalier for someone whose entire life is on the line .」
Rex:「Okay , Lindsay , no , I did n't kill Paul , and you do n't believe I did , either , or else you would n't have done what you did .」
Lindsay:「Okay . I hired William Emerson to represent you .」
Rex:「That was you ?」


Lindsay:「Well , wait a minute . If this is n't about who hired your attorney , then what is it that you think I did ?」
Rex:「I -- I guess nothing .」
Lindsay:「No , there 's something , and if you do n't tell me what it is , I 'm going to stop paying those legal fees .」
Rex:「Okay , look ; I admit I hid the gun that killed Paul Cramer in Dorian Lord 's office .」
Lindsay:「Well , that 's not exactly news .」
Rex:「Yeah .」
Lindsay:「They caught you doing it on videotape .」
Rex:「But not because I killed Paul .」
Lindsay:「Well , then why ?」
Rex:「Okay , look ; I got this note telling me where the gun was hidden and that if I planted it on Dorian Lord I 'd get 10 grand .」
Lindsay:「You did that ?」
Rex:「And sure enough , in an envelope waiting for me when I got home was 10 grand in cash -- I thought from you .」
Lindsay:「Why would you think I would do that ?」
Rex:「To protect Jen . Maybe even to protect yourself .」
Lindsay:「You think I killed Paul ?」
Rex:「Hey , you know , Lindsay , I 'm trying to be noble here .」
Lindsay:「Yeah , $ 10,000 worth of noble .」
Rex:「Yeah , well , okay , then my version of nobility , you know , has its limits . A lot of good 10 grand will do me now on Death Row .」
Lindsay:「Rex , I did n't write that note and I did n't leave that money and I did n't kill Paul Cramer .」
Rex:「So that leaves Jen .」
Lindsay:「You think about that . If Jen really needed your help , she would have just asked you . I 'm convinced she 's innocent .」
Rex:「Then who else could it be ?」
Lindsay:「Well , you 're not protecting her and you 're not protecting me by doing this . Someone could even be setting you up . You have to talk to Bo .」
Rex:「Yeah ! He 'll buy my story .」
Lindsay:「Well , it 's worth a try . You 've got nothing else to lose . You have to talk to Bo .」
Rex:「Okay . Go get him for me .」
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Natalie:「Hi . I 'm here about the order I called in .」
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Evangeline:「You do n't think anyone 's going to believe Michael killed Tico ?」
John:「No , of course not . I ca n't begin to tell you how stupid I think it all is , but since he ca n't prove that he did n't do it , to some people that 's just as bad .」
Evangeline:「Like Antonio .」


John:「None of it makes any sense at all , but what can I do ? They pay my check . Look , let 's not turn your birthday celebration into a working lunch .」
Evangeline:「Old habits .」
John:「Yeah , so what do you say we change them ? Quick stalling and open your damn present .」
Natalie:「I have something to say to you .」
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Nora:「Oh , R.J. , R.J. , R.J. , I thought you were smarter than this .」
R.J.:「Come on . Lindsay and I have been friends for years , business partners . She 's sexy .」
Nora:「Hmm . She 's psychotic .」
R.J.:「So I wo n't watch her run with scissors .」
Nora:「She should n't be allowed to carry scissors .」
R.J.:「Ah ?」
Nora:「What ?」
R.J.:「I got you .」
Nora:「Got me what ? What are you talking about ?」
R.J.:「I can not believe after all these years you do n't know when I 'm pulling your chain .」
Nora:「You -- oh , how funny . So , what , you 're not involved with Lindsay ?」
R.J.:「The only women in my life are my granddaughter , her baby - sitter , and the few friends who drop in from time to time .」
Nora:「Hmm . You sounded very convincing , though , R.J. So convincing , in fact , let me just give you a little warning . Remember , any man who 's ever gotten involved with Lindsay Rappaport has ended up getting screwed . Not in the way you think .」
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Daniel:「Lindsay . I hear you were in to see Rex Balsom .」
Lindsay:「That 's right .」
Daniel:「Did n't the lawyer you hired fill you in on everything ?」
Lindsay:「I have to see Bo . Excuse me .」
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Bo:「All right , this is what I 've been waiting for . When did the bust go down ?」
Lindsay:「Bo ?」
Bo:「Hold on , hold on . Lindsay , I have to talk to you later .」
Lindsay:「It 's important .」
Bo:「I know . This is important too , okay ? It 's going to have to wait .」
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Lindsay:「Excuse me . I need to get an urgent , urgent message to Commissioner Buchanan . You need to tell him that he needs to see Rex Balsom as soon as possible , okay ? Thank you .」
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Margaret:「Let me out of here . Or do I have to call security ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I think that 's a great idea . Why do n't you do that ? You can tell them how you killed Mrs. Bigelow , and I can tell them how I just caught you trying to kill her again .」


Margaret:「Oh , and what are they going to say about this dead body here , hmm ? What is security going to say about that ?」
Dorian:「We have certification to bring the body here .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah .」
Margaret:「Oh , from who ?」
Dorian:「I am the chief of staff at the hospital here .」
Margaret:「Oh , you used to be . I read the papers .」
Blair Waldorf:「Margaret , Margaret , please just -- just tell us where Todd is , and then we 'll let you go .」
Margaret:「Oh , you would do that for me ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes .」
Margaret:「Go to hell !」
Dorian:「Blair ! Blair !」
Margaret:「Get your hands of me !」
Dorian:「Blair !」
Margaret:「Get back .」
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Cristian 's voice:「" I love Natalie so much . From the minute I first saw her , I knew it would be easy to love her . But what if she 's the one I 'm supposed to kill ? If I could only remember what my orders were , what the trigger will be , maybe then I could stop it . "」


Cristian:「When I do n't know who 's telling me to do these things -- I do n't even who I am .」
Man 's voice:「You are what I made you , and I made you to do what I want you to do .」
Cristian:「Not if I can figure this out . And I will . I have to . I just got to keep playing Cristian Vega until then .」
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Natalie:「Cristian is not a threat to me .」
John:「Are you trying to convince me or yourself ?」
Natalie:「I 'm stating a fact . I live with him . He 's my husband . He 's had plenty of opportunity to hurt me if that 's what he was going to do , and he has n't and he wo n't . Okay , Cristian loves me more than ever now , so please just leave us alone !」
Evangeline:「You 're not going to leave him alone , are you ?」
John:「Believe me , I wish I could . I know that 's not what you want to hear , so if you 're going to go off on me , go right ahead .」
Evangeline:「John , I 'm not angry at you anymore . I 'm worried . You have a lot on your plate right now with your brother and your friend . How much can you handle ?」
John:「You 'd be surprised .」
Evangeline:「Well , you ca n't do it alone .」
John:「I 'm not . At least I hope I 'm not .」
Evangeline:「So , shall I open this now ?」
John:「Hmm . Not here .」
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R.J.:「Now , now , that is a strange couple .」
Nora:「And no stranger than you and Lindsay .」
R.J.:「You were right . Maybe I was just a little too convincing .」
Nora:「Hmm , just a little too . Ah .」
Lindsay:「Hi .」
R.J.:「Lindsay .」
Lindsay:「Hey .」
Nora:「I think that 's my cue to leave .」
Lindsay:「What was that about ?」
R.J.:「I was just killing some time , having a little thrill at Nora 's expense .」
Lindsay:「Sorry I missed that .」
R.J.:「So what happened to you ?」
Lindsay:「I had to go see Rex in jail about something .」
R.J.:「Something about Jen or about you ?」
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Daniel:「Lindsay said you had something to tell us .」
Rex:「I asked for the commissioner .」
Daniel:「Well , he could n't make it . I 'm here . I cut all the deals anyway .」
Rex:「You 'd do that ?」
Daniel:「Well , first , you have to tell me what we 're talking about .」
Rex:「I want to call my lawyer .」


Daniel:「Fine . But he 'll play hardball , muck it all up for you . I can cut a deal right here and now , make it simple . It 's your neck . All bets are off .」
Rex:「Wait ! I did n't kill Paul Cramer .」
Daniel:「We have a videotape of you planting a murder weapon in Dorian Lord 's office .」
Rex:「Yeah , because of this note I got telling me to do it and I 'd get 10 grand .」
Daniel:「Oh , Rex , I expected so much more from you . You can be a hell of a lot more creative than that .」
Rex:「Look , it 's the truth , okay ? Are you even going to check it out ?」
Daniel:「No . It 's a waste of time , and so are you .」
Bo:「What 's going on ? I got a message that Balsom wanted to talk to me , not you .」
Daniel:「I 'm saving you the trouble . He 's just trying to feed us a line of bull .」
Rex:「Look , I 'm not ! I 'm telling the truth here , okay , and I 've got proof .」
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Blair Waldorf:「You do n't want to shoot us .」