Kelly:「Ok , you , too .」
Kevin:「What , you and blair are best friends now ?」
Kelly:「Kevin , this is so wrong . He deserves to be with his mother , not here .」
Kevin:「Look , just listen to me for a second , ok ? I 'm not a fool . I know it 's not over yet . The chandlers are going to come after me with everything they 've got . They 're going to do anything they can to get ace back . I know that . That is why we need to make a united front .」
Kelly:「I told you that he was better off where he was . Why could n't you just trust me and believe me ?」
Kevin:「What , better off with strangers ? Look at him .」
Kelly:「Better off with his mother , with the woman who gave birth to him . He was safe with jamie and babe . Now he 's going to be in the middle of a custody battle between the buchanans and the chandlers .」
Kevin:「Ok , the law is on our side . The birth certificate says --」
kelly:「It does n't matter what the birth certificate says . Kevin , he 's not ours . He never will be .」
Kevin:「Here .」
Kelly:「What ?」
Kevin:「Take him .」
Kelly:「No , I can'T.」
Kevin:「No , you take him .」
Kelly:「No , I -- i ca n't --」
kevin:「Kelly -- kelly , turn around , come here . I want you take him and you hold him close to you .」
Kelly:「Now , tell me he is n't ours . Go ahead . Tell me ace is n't ours .」
Daniel 's voice:「Whoever killed paul cramer is about to find her head on a chopping block .」
Riley:「Jen ?」
Jen:「Ok , look , before you get upset --」
riley:「I was looking for you .」
Jen:「Yeah , I know , I know . I was with rex . But it 's not what you think . There is nothing happening between rex and me other than confusion on my part .」
Riley:「Ok , I guess i do n't understand . What are you so confused about , jen ?」
Jen:「I just do n't understand why he would risk his freedom to clear my name , especially since I 'm innocent . And , yeah , yeah , i used to be married to the guy . So there 's always going to be a small part of me that cares about him , what happens to him , but I 'm not in love with him . I 'm in love with you . You 've seen the worst in me , and you love me in spite of it . And you 've seen the best in me , too . I would take that love over rex 's any day . I should have been honest with you . I should have told you i went to see rex . I should n't have lied to you .」


Riley:「Then why did you lie to me , jen ? When you lie to me about little things , it makes me wonder if you 're hiding something else , something bigger .」
Mr. Emerson:「I 'm late for a bail hearing . I 'll check in with you later .」
Rex:「That 's it ?」
Mr. Emerson:「Nothing more i can do right now .」
Rex:「But you must have some idea of what 's going on . Am i being released , or what ?」
Mr. Emerson:「Colson obviously has an ax to grind with you . And you 're not helping things by being such a smart - ass .」
Rex:「It 's my nature . What can i tell you ?」
Mr. Emerson:「Hang in there , kid . I 'll be back .」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , daniel , I was told --」
daniel:「Blair , I really do n't have time .」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , I know that bo is out of town , but I was hoping that maybe somebody else from the police department heard something about todd or margaret cochran since I was here last .」
Daniel:「Which was n't that long go , and , no , there 's nothing new to report .」


Blair Waldorf:「Look , I know nora probably filled you in , and she was actually very helpful to me , but if --」
daniel:「You know , blair , she 's not here right now , and I 'm extremely busy , so --」
blair:「Well , is there anyone that can help me ? If --」
daniel:「Now , now , look , you 're going to have to wait for bo to get back from louisiana or for nora to get here in the morning , but there 's nothing more that we can do for you tonight , ok ? I 'm -- i 'm sorry .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I bet you are . I 'll just try this . Hey , george . It 's blair cramer . Has tomorrow 's edition gone to press yet ? Oh , great , it has n't ? No , no , no , hold it off because there 's something i still need to do , ok ?」


Margaret:「[ As blair ] whoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! Oh , this is better than the rodeo ! Ride him , cowgirl ! That 's downright rude ! Am i going to have to teach you some manners ? Oh , did that hurt ? Ho - ho ! [ Normal voice ] well , guess what -- you are going to go through hell on earth right here on this bed .」
Kelly:「Kevin , where is babe chandler right now ?」
Kevin:「She 's in f . B.I. Custody , charged with kidnapping .」
Kelly:「Oh , god , that 's terrible .」
Kevin:「Yes , it is . I know , ok ? When i first went to new orleans , all I could think about was revenge . I just wanted to hurt the people who had hurt us , who had taken ace . Then , you know , I just started thinking about what you said , and I did it . I watched babe , I watched her with ace , and you were right . She loves him .」
Kelly:「How could you take him away from her ?」
Kevin:「Well , because . We were raising him in a loving and happy family . We were n't drugging each other , ok ? We were n't stealing babies and running off like fugitives . But in our worst moments , we never did what J.R. And babe did to each other , not even close . And you know why ? Because he came first for us . Now , that 's what mattered . We wanted the best for him .」
Kelly:「Kevin , i --」
kevin:「Look , I know i have a fight ahead of me , ok ? But in the end , I 'm going to win . I am . There 's not a judge alive who 'd want a child to grow up in a viper 's nest like the chandlers ' mansion .」
Kelly:「You do n't know what you 're in for . I 've been there , all right ? If you lose custody --」
kevin:「I 'm not going to lose . I just told you .」
Kelly:「Kevin , when the judge gives ace back to his rightful parents -- that kind of pain is like nothing you 'll ever go through . I do n't know why you 'd want to put yourself through that . I ca n't put myself through it . I can'T.」
Kevin:「What ?」
Kelly:「Come on , why do n't we lay down for a little bit , ok ?」
Kevin:「Wait a minute . Hey , what are you doing ?」
Kelly:「I am not going to let my feelings cloud my better judgment . I 'm not going to let it make me do something i know is wrong .」
Kevin:「Oh , wait a minute . Where are you going ?」
Kelly:「I 'm going to the f . B.I. , I 'm going to the police , I 'm going to whoever will listen to me . I have worked too hard to make this right to let it go wrong again .」
Daniel:「Thank you .」
Rex:「What 's going on ? Why ca n't I leave ?」


Daniel:「Do i have to explain it to you again ?」
Rex:「Look , mr . Colson , you and I both know that i may be unethical , immoral , materialistic , but I 'm no murderer . So what 's the story ? Am i going to be sent back down to the holding cell , or are you going to do the honorable thing and set me free ?」
Daniel:「Get his things and get him out of here .」
Rex:「You 're kidding ? You 're not kidding ?」
Daniel:「Just get the hell out of my sight .」
Rex:「Yes , sir . I wo n't be back . You can count on that . Never again . That 's a promise . And I always keep my promises .」
Jen:「So now i 'm a liar ? Is that what you 're saying ?」
Riley:「Jen , no !」
Jen:「Just because i did n't tell you that i went to see rex that night , now I lie about everything ?」
Riley:「Hello , you are making too much out of this ! No , you 're not . I am , and I 'm sorry . Look , I do n't like that you lied to me about going to see rex , all right ? I do n't like the guy . I do n't like the way he looks at you , like you have some sort of connection still . Look , he came in here , he said he was leaving town , I was like , " finally , he 's out of our lives . " And then he gets arrested for murder .」
Jen:「Rex did not kill anybody .」
Riley:「How do you know that ?」
Jen:「I just do , ok ? Can we just please not talk about this ?」
Riley:「Look , hey , rex and I do have one thing in common . We would do anything to protect you . Anything .」
Lindsay:「We will protect you , jen . Do n't you worry . Daniel colson better stay the hell away from you .」
Evangeline:「Oh , that was just a wonderful surprise . Thanks for dreaming that up .」
John:「You 're welcome . You ca n't say I do n't take you to the fancy places .」
Evangeline:「You know what i mean . With all the craziness that 's been going on around us lately , it 's just so nice to talk about normal things , you know ? Just us .」
John:「Secret nicknames .」
Evangeline:「What ? Look , a woman has to have a little mystery .」
John:「You know , I bet I can kiss that right out of you .」
Evangeline:「Oh , whatever . Try .
 Ok , ok . You really want to know , so --」
evangeline:「And if you tell anybody , i will kill you .」
Kevin:「Wait a minute . I 'm not going to let you do this . All right , i saw the look in your eyes when you saw him . You still think of yourself as his mother .」


Kelly:「What i think or feel does n't make any difference .」
Kevin:「Yes , it does . It makes all the difference in the world . Come on , this is a chance for us to make everything right again .」
Kelly:「Everything ?」
Kevin:「You know what i 'm talking about -- ace back in our arms , the way it used to be , remember ?」
Kelly:「There are a lot of things that are n't the way they used to be , kevin .」
Kevin:「I got to get him to bed . Little guy 's had a tough day . Come on .」
Kelly:「I wo n't be here when you get back . I ca n't see you with our -- with ace . It 's just too much .」
Kevin:「Listen to me . Do n't you even think about helping babe . I mean it . This is the way it should be , kelly . This is right .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , what took you so long , george ?」
George:「Sorry . There was a lot of traffic .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I know . So what you got ?」
George:「Nothing flashy . Maybe if i had more time --」
blair:「Just show it to me .」
George:「Tomorrow 's front page .」


Blair Waldorf:「Oh , perfect .」
George:「We 're just asking for a libel suit --」
blair:「Look , I do n't care if i lose " the sun . " I do n't care if I lose the shirt on my back . If this helps me find todd , that 's all that matters .」
Margaret:「I have tried to be patient . I have said nothing when you have droned on and on about blair and what 's important in life and all that blah , blah , blah ! Well , the time for blah , blah , blah is over ! I am not going to save your life only to have you throw it back in my face ! Listen , either you make a baby with me right now , or I 'm going to choke the living life out of you ! And that 's no bluff , sugar .」
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kevin:「Do n't you want him to have everything i can give him , everything we can give him ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Your father did n't run off . He was kidnapped .」


R.J.:「" The judge has set Mr. Manning 's sentencing for February 3 . " They got him , Nora . All the money in the world ca n't clear him of this , or what he did to you , tea , and the others . But enough of that , because I have some very big , very , very exciting news -- well , for me , anyway -and it 's about Lindsay .」
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Lindsay:「Oh , Michael , hi .」
Michael Scott:「Mrs. Rappaport . Are you looking for someone ?」
Lindsay:「Actually , I am . Have you seen R.J. ?」
Michael Scott:「Yes . He 's in Nora 's room .」
Lindsay:「Thank you .」
R.J.:「Ok . Today I 'm going to ask Lindsay to marry me .」
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Dorian:「" Todd Manning found guilty . " Ha ! Could n't happen to a nicer guy .」
Adriana:「Oh . You 're already here .」
Dorian:「Yes . I had a sudden burst of energy this morning .」
Adriana:「Huh . Would that have anything to do with Todd being found guilty ?」
Dorian:「Well , it works for me .」
Adriana:「What about Blair and Starr and Jack ?」
Dorian:「They 'll get used to it . Eventually they 'll adapt , and in the meantime , we are going to do an absolutely fabulous job running this magazine . Oh , ooh , ooh , wait a minute . Uh , what is her name ? Minn ? Minnie , Millie ?」
Adriana:「Minnie .」
Dorian:「Minnie . Minnie . Would you get to Minnie and tell her that I still do n't have the paper proof of our February cover .」
Adriana:「Uh , actually , she gave it to me in my way in .」
Dorian:「Oh .」
Adriana:「There 's something you should know . We had to replace the model at the last minute .」
Dorian:「And why was n't I told about this ?」
narration:[ Adriana sighs ]
Dorian:「What ?
 Good heavens .」
Adriana:「You hate it , do n't you ?」
Dorian:「You look beautiful . But I did not go through 14 hours of hard labor to have you become a fashion model . Who is behind this , hmm ?」
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Bo:「What do you think you 're doing ?」
Rex:「Sorry , I was waiting for you . I 've got some information .」
Bo:「Is it on Paige 's son ?」
Rex:「Yeah , she called me last night . She recognized one of the names on the list I gave her .」
Bo:「Yeah , she told me that she 's pretty sure that it 's this hospital worker who helped arrange her baby 's adoption . You already tracked this guy down ?」
Rex:「Yeah . That 's the good news .」


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John:「Yeah , doc , I 'm all jammed up here at work and I 'm not going to be able to make our session . I 'll -- I 'll call you . Hey . What the hell 's going on ? This guy 's supposed to be downstairs in his cell .」
Officer:「Not anymore .」
Man:「I got rights .」
John:「You shot a woman over 16 bucks . You ai n't got nothing .」
Officer:「Judge cut him loose , said we did n't have enough probable to justify the search .」
Man:「See ya .」
John:「Not enough probable ? What the --」
Man:「Hey , will you watch where you 're going ?」
Natalie:「Sorry .」
Man:「Well , maybe you 'd like to make it up to me ? Could always go back to my place if you want . Will you cut it out ? Hey .」
John:「Shut your mouth or I 'll shut it for you .」
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Cristian:「Ok , you stay here , play with the kids , and Abuelita and I will watch you from over there , ok ?」
Carlotta:「Whoa ! You know , that was really nice of you to give Antonio that time with Jessica .」
Cristian:「I did it for me . When I was in prison , I missed this family so much .」
Carlotta:「And Natalie ?」
Cristian:「Always Natalie .」
Carlotta:「You know , I hated lying to her .」
Cristian:「Yeah . But do n't you think it was worth it ? She did n't run away when she figured it out . We had a whole cup of coffee . And I started to get through to her . She started to remember what we were like .」
Carlotta:「I hope so . So what 's the next move ?」
Cristian:「You make it sound like it 's some kind of battle plan .」
Carlotta:「Is n't it ?」
Cristian:「Yeah , it is . But I think the next move is up to Natalie .」
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Natalie:「John !」
John:「Tell you what -- apologize to the lady .」
Man:「Getting it on with her ?」
John:「Not very smart , are you ?」
Officer:「Mc Bain , let it go . He 's not worth it !」
John:「All right . All right , listen to me , you walk out that door , you do n't look back , you do n't say a word . You do , you wo n't be walking for a long time . Get out . Get out !」
Ed:「I got your message about canceling your appointment . You do know that 's not what we mean by " community outreach ? "」
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Minister:「That was wonderful !」
Marcie:「Thank you . I am glad you liked it」


Minister:「It was also the way you sang it -- full of joy . I sense you 're feeling much happier these days ?」
Marcie:「I am . Michael and I , my ex -- do you remember him ? Well , anyway , we got back together again .」
Minister:「I remember the two of you together when you were working on the love center project .」
Marcie:「Mm - hmm .」
Minister:「I always thought you two made a great couple .」
Marcie:「Well , took us a lot longer to figure that one out . Our two - year anniversary 's coming up . Well , if you do n't count all the times that we split up .」
Minister:「See ? Now that you 're back together , those times were n't breakups , they were transitions .」
Marcie:「Really ? You know , that almost makes it sound like we were meant to be apart .」
Minister:「Maybe it was . Sometimes you do n't know what you have until you give it up . The fact that you and Michael have found your way back together should tell you something .」
Marcie:「Then why am I afraid that I 'm just going to mess it up ?」
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R.J.:「Well , come on , you ca n't lay there and try to tell me you ever thought you 'd see me take that leap -- and with Lindsay ?」
Michael Scott:「Are you ok ?」
Lindsay:「Yeah . Yeah , I 'm great . I 'm -- I 'm great .」
Michael Scott:「Are you sure ? Because you look like you just got punched .」
Lindsay:「No , I just heard something really unexpected .」
R.J.:「Did you hear what I said ? Nora , I said I am going to marry Lindsay Rappaport , your sworn enemy . This is where you hop out of the bed and slap some sense into me , tell me I 'm -- I 'm making the biggest mistake of my life ! Guess it was worth a shot . I figured if anything was going to knock you out of that coma , hearing me say I was -- you know , the problem here is that you are just a little too damn smart for your own good . You know me just a little bit too well . Even comatose , you can spot a liar a mile away .」
Michael Scott:「Are you sure you 're ok ? Because you look a little pale .」
Lindsay:「Yes , I just -- I just heard R.J. say something that was kind of shocking to Nora . But if you do n't mind , I 'd really rather him not know that I heard it , so --」
Michael Scott:「Ok .」
Lindsay:「All right . Thanks . I got to go .」
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Cristian:「You know , I 'm really trying to see this from Natalie 's point of view .」
Carlotta:「You should 've done that before you let her think you were dead .」


Cristian:「I thought about it , Mami . That 's all I thought about for months . You know , what about what I went through ? I made a sacrifice , a choice for Natalie because I love her , because I was trying to do what I thought was best for her .」
Carlotta:「I know , you 've been through so much . But so did Natalie . I can understand how she feels the way she does .」
Cristian:「What about me ? Do you understand how I feel ?」
Carlotta:「Of course . You 're my son . I feel what you feel and I know that you love her .」
Cristian:「Yeah . I think I have to lay low , give her a chance to think it over . I feel like I 'm pushing myself on her . I hate it .」
narration:[ Cristian sighs ]
Carlotta:「You know , men always feel like they have to do something . If you 're starting to think about how it makes the other person feel , maybe there is hope for you .」
Cristian:「Maybe . At least she knows how sorry I am . You know , I know you ca n't make somebody love you , but if she 'd just give me another chance --」
Carlotta:「Well , that 's up to Natalie , though . And you know how stubborn she is . The more you push her --」
Cristian:「The more she pushes back , yeah .」
Carlotta:「Exactly . But do n't give up hope . You know , when a woman loves a man the way Natalie loved you , there 's always part of her that wants that back . You keep the faith .」
Cristian:「It 's all I got left .」
Jamie:「Uncle Cristian , come play .」
Cristian:「Jamie , stay right there . Do n't move . Ok , here , I 'll help you , ok ? There you go .」
Man:「Hey , lady . Got any spare change ?」
Carlotta:「I 'm sorry , I -- I do n't . Um , I 'm trying to se my granddaughter . Could you move a bit ?」
Man:「It 's a free country , is n't it ? Huh ?」
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Rex:「So the good news is , I found the guy who handled the adoption . The bad news is that he 's dead . So I think now would be a good time for someone who knows what they 're doing -- namely you -- to take over .」
Bo:「Balsom , we 've been over this . I can not use the department 's resources investigate Paige 's personal life .」
Rex:「Yeah , but the guy 's dead . Which means the name of the family who adopted Paige 's kid is sort of dead , too .」
Bo:「But the guy must 've kept some kind of records .」
Rex:「If he did , no one I talked to knew about them . I do n't know what to do next .」
Bo:「Can I give you some advice ?」


Rex:「Absolutely . What ?」
Bo:「Find the records .」
Rex:「That was sarcastic .」
Bo:「Balsom , there 's no computer program in how to conduct an investigation . You go where things happen . You talk to any and everybody . You use your common sense . And you , unlike me , you do n't have to play by the rules . Forget I said that .」
Rex:「Um , well , I was thinking of going to New Jersey , talking to his friends and family .」
Bo:「Excellent .」
Rex:「Maybe I 'll get a beat - up trench coat and mumble .」
Bo:「That would be very good .」
Rex:「Yeah .」
Bo:「Yeah , people love to confide in a flasher .」
Rex:「It 's great to have a mentor .」
Bo:「Yeah , well , you have all the right instincts , Balsom , and , seriously , Paige and appreciate someone that we can trust helping .」
Rex:「You know , trusting me has n't worked out for a lot of people .」
Bo:「That 's because they ca n't throw you in jail if you screw up .」
Rex:「Better make it work , then .」
Bo:「Yeah . Put the chair back , Balsom .」
Rex:「I 'm on it .」
Bo:「And enjoy New Jersey .」
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John:「He was threatening a department employee .」
Natalie:「John , let it go .」
Ed:「So you retaliated with your on personal version of the chokehold ?」
John:「And what should I have done , Doc , ask him to tell me about his childhood ?」
Ed:「The man was in bad shape when he left here .」
John:「That man shot a woman over 16 bucks and , because of a technicality , he was free to harass Natalie .」
Ed:「Oh , so once again , you 're defending Natalie 's honor ?」
John:「Hey , you know what ? While we 're standing here talking , there 's a junkie out there who 's desperate to score , who will do anything to score . So instead of talking to you , I 'm following him .」
Ed:「Assign the case to somebody else because you 're not leaving this building .」
John:「Get out of my way , Crosby .」
Ed:「Or what ? Just what will you do , detective ? I let stress get under my skin .」
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Dorian:「I ca n't believe this . I mean , I -- I really can not believe this .」
Adriana:「So , what , you think modeling is beneath me ?」
Dorian:「Who , exactly , chose this outfit ?」
Adriana:「You did ! For the model that did n't show up .」
Dorian:「Well , it 's absolutely wrong , wrong , wrong for you . You -- you have a more refined , elegant kind of beauty .」


Adriana:「Mom , I was the only person there who could wear the outfit so the magazine could come out on time , ok ? I 'm sorry if you hate the cover .」
Dorian:「Did I say that ? No ! I mean , you 're absolutely beautiful . The camera loves you . You 're a natural . I love the cover . I just --」
Adriana:「Wish it was you ?」
Dorian:「That 's not funny . Why , I think it 's absolutely detestable when mothers compete with their daughters . No ! I 'm proud of you .」
Adriana:「You are ?」
Dorian:「Yes ! I mean , not just because you 're drop - dead gorgeous , but because you displayed really quick thinking , you -- you jumped into the breach , and you made an excellent executive decision .」
Adriana:「Well , it was n't my decision , it was Rex 's .」
Dorian:「Oh , Rex ? And I thought he just showed up with some ad copy , some really late ad copy .」
Adriana:「He did . But then he was still here when the model did n't show up and I was panicked .」
Dorian:「Oh . So then it was his idea to get you into the miniskirt and the --」
narration:[ Adriana sighs ]
Dorian:「You know , open up the blouse button by button till it exposed your little lace bra so that he could sit there during the photo shoot just drooling ? Hmm ?」
Adriana:「It was n't like that , ok ? He was trying to help .」
Dorian:「Oh . How utterly selfless of him .」
Adriana:「Mom ? Rex saved our butts , ok ? If he had n't pushed me to do it , we 'd be missing February entirely . Besides , you said you liked it .」
Dorian:「I do .」
Adriana:「Then stop fighting with me and sign off on it .」
Dorian:「Goodness gracious . All right . I will . This is me signing off .」
Adriana:「Thank you .」
Dorian:「It just -- ahem -- it 's inescapable , darling , that Rex is very , very attracted to you and you are very attracted to him .」
Adriana:「So what ?」
Dorian:「That 's my girl . " So what , " right ? My girl is too smart to get involved with a big old bad boy like Rex . That would spell disaster , would n't it ? Hmm . Good for you . Okey - dokey . Oh , wait a minute . I 'm going to run this over to what 's - her - name , and then would you take this proof and fax it , darling , over to the ad agency ? Yes , thank you . That 's a dear . Do it before I get back .」
Adriana:「Ok .」
narration:[ Fax machine beeps ]
Rex:「What seems to be the problem , ma'am ?」
Adriana:「My fax . It 's too hot .」


Rex:「That can be a problem .」
Adriana:「Can you fix it ?」
Rex:「I 'll do my best , ma'am .
 It 's hot in here .」
Adriana:「Well , maybe I can do something about that .」
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Man:「I said I need money , lady」
Carlotta:「And I said I did n't bring my purse .」
Man:「And that 's not the answer I 'm looking for . Hey , get your --」
Cristian:「Get off of her . Get out . Move ! You ok ?」
Carlotta:「Did Jamie see that ?」
Cristian:「No , no , she 's with Mrs. Reyes . You sure you 're all right , mom ?」
Carlotta:「Yeah , I -- I knew you were here , I knew that I 'd be ok , but I -- I looked into that man 's eyes and I was so scared .」
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Ed:「Are you threatening me , lieutenant ?」
John:「How the hell would I know what I 'm doing , you know ? I -- I need an expert like yourself to tell me what I 'm doing , right ?」
Natalie:「John , knock it off .」
John:「And thank God you 're here to tell me what I 'm doing wrong because , you know , I might hurt that man 's feelings .」
Ed:「You do know you 're not helping yourself out here , right ?」
Natalie:「Ok , sir , I was really scared . There was something wrong with that guy .」
John:「Forget about it , Natalie . Do n't even try . This guy does n't care about reality . You know what he cares about ? He cares about emotions and feelings .」
Natalie:「I 'm just trying to help .」
John:「Do n't do it ! Do n't do it .」
Natalie:「Ok . Fine . Sorry , I forgot that I 'm not supposed to interrupt you while you 're telling off the world .」
John:「Hey , look , that 's not what I was saying , all right ?」
Bo:「What 's going on out here ?」
Ed:「Lieutenant Mc Bain missed one of his sessions . We were just talking it over .」
Bo:「Maybe we could just table this discussion for a moment ? Natalie , why do n't you take lunch . John , my office . And , Dr. Crosby , maybe we can have a little talk , all right ? That 's an order , lieutenant .」
Young John:「Did you hear what they said at the church , Michael ? He was a good cop . That 's the best thing you can be .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Lindsay:「Ok . Keep it natural . Very natural .」
Waiter:「Hey , how are you ? What can I get for you ?」
Lindsay:「Uh , do you have green tea ?」
Waiter:「No . Sorry .」


Lindsay:「Ok . Make it a vodka , double , on the rocks , hold the lime .」
Waiter:「Ok .」
Lindsay:「Mm - hmm . " Oh , R.J. I had no idea ! Oh , it 's -- it 's incredible . Oh , my God ! "」
Rex:「Lindsay .」
Lindsay:「Oh , my God ! Would you not sneak up on me like that ?」
Rex:「Hey , what 's up ? You 're wired to the gills .」
Lindsay:「Does it show ?」
Rex:「No . Just the talking to yourself , the jumping out of your chair when I talk to you , the babbling . Only signs .」
Lindsay:「I heard R.J. Tell Nora he 's going to ask me to marry him .」
Rex:「And he was telling her because ? Lindsay , she 's in a coma .」
Lindsay:「I 'm being serious . I 'm being completely serious . He 's coming here , meeting me for lunch . He 's going to propose to me . We have never discussed marriage . What am I going to say ?」
Rex:「How about if you want to marry him you say yes , and if you do n't you say no ?」
Lindsay:「It was a rhetorical question .」
Rex:「Uh --」
Lindsay:「Thank you .」
Waiter:「Drink ?」
Rex:「Coffee . Thanks , Eddie . So what 's it going to be ? Do you want to marry R.J. or not ?」
Lindsay:「I think I do .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Michael Scott:「Excuse me . May I help you with something ?」
Man:「My back is killing me . I need something for pain .」
Michael Scott:「Yeah , well , you ca n't get that here , ok ? I do n't even know what you 're doing on this floor . All right , you 're going to have to go downstairs to E.R. --」
Man:「I tried that . They keep you waiting down there forever . I 'm telling you , my back is killing me . You 're a doctor . Ca n't you give me a little something ?」
Michael Scott:「No . Now , get the hell out of here before I call security . Go !」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cristian:「Mami , you 're shaking .」
Carlotta:「Cristian , can you help me with that ?」
Cristian:「Ok .」
Carlotta:「I 'm cold .」
Cristian:「All right , there you go .」
Jamie:「Thanks , Tio .」
Cristian:「You 're very welcome , beautiful .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Bo:「You ok ?」
John:「How would you be if you had a shrink watching your every move ?」
Bo:「We going to go through this again ?」
John:「No . Just want to make sure you know that I hate it .」


Bo:「John , do you think that there is a chance that you could change your attitude ?」
John:「No . Oh , come on , Bo . You know those shrinks are for people who like to talk about themselves too much . You know , " daddy did n't love me and mom never hugged me enough . " That 's not me . And how the hell am I supposed to do my job with this guy Crosby , every time I turn around , he 's standing there ?」
Bo:「You show up at your sessions , then he wo n't have to . You know , John , something 's eating at you . Everybody 's noticing it , and I think that it 's gotten even worse since you lost Natalie .」
John:「So what ? When have n't I done the job right ?」
Bo:「Well , you overreacted with that guy this morning . I think you were out of line .」
John:「That guy ? That guy 's dangerous and he 's back out on the streets . You know , putting people like that away -- that 's what helps gets me through the night . That 's my therapy . It 's better than any shrink .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 Dorian you 're doing it all wrong .
Adriana:「What ? What did you say ?」
Dorian:「I 'm fairly certain you 're supposed to turn it --」
narration:[ Fax machine beeps ]
Dorian:「That way .」
Adriana:「Oh . Guess I was n't paying attention .」
Dorian:「Well , I heard some really interesting news .」
Adriana:「Yeah ? What 's that ?」
Dorian:「I called the modeling agency to read them the riot act about the model who failed to show up when we had a deadline to meet . Guess what they told me .」
Adriana:「What ?」
Dorian:「She did show up . But she left when she was told that she was going to have to pose with several real snakes .」
Adriana:「What ?」
Dorian:「Yeah .」
Adriana:「Are you kidding me ? Who would do something like that ?」
Dorian:「Yeah . That 's what I was asking myself .」
Adriana:「Well , I mean , the only people in the room at the time were the photographer and me and --」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rex:「I got to tell you I do n't see the problem here . R.J. wants to marry you , you want to marry him . I wish my life were that simple .」
Lindsay:「The more I think about it , the more I like it . It feels so good , it feels so right -- R.J. and me married !」
Rex:「Maybe you sort of forgot what " happy " feels like . I know I did .」
Lindsay:「You better now ?」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Rex:「G - g - go .」
Adriana:「No , you go to my mother 's office right now .」


Rex:「Adriana -- ahem .」
Lindsay:「Something wrong ?」
Rex:「Uh -- R.J. 'S here !」
Lindsay:「Oh , my God . Oh , my God , this is it !」
Rex:「Congratulations .」
Lindsay:「Thank you .」
Rex:「Hey . Good luck , man .」
R.J.:「Thanks . Hey .」
Lindsay:「Hey , you . So ? How was your day ?」
R.J.:「Well , I -- well , I just came from seeing Nora .」
Lindsay:「Oh , yeah . That must 've been kind of tough .」
R.J.:「Yeah . Oh ! I have a little something for you .」
Lindsay:「You do ? What is it ? Wait . Wait . Stop . Before you show me the ring , I just want you to know that my answer is yes . I would be proud to marry you .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Minister:「By the way , one of the members of my confirmation class is a fan of yours --」
Marcie:「Mm - hmm ?」
Minister:「And she left her copy of " The Killing Club " and asked me if I 'd get you to autograph it .」
Marcie:「Oh , yeah , sure .」
Minister:「I told my mother you were one of my parishioners . She says she 'd like a copy of the book .」
Marcie:「Oh , well , you know what , you should tell her that she has to wait until February 1 because it 's coming out in paperback and she can save a whole lot of money that way .」
Minister:「Only you , Marcie , would tell other people how not to put money in your pocket .」
Michael Scott:「Marcie ? Man . I was sure she 'd be here . Huh . Oh .」
Man:「Hey , Doc .」
Michael Scott:「Hey .」
Man:「You would n't give me the pills I asked for .」
Michael Scott:「Yeah , that 's right .」
Man:「Well , now , see ? I 'm not asking . You should 've gave me that stuff . Uh - huh . Could 've saved yourself a whole lot of trouble .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cristian:「Mom and I brought Jamie out to play .」
Natalie:「Hey , Jamie . Hi Carlotta .」
Carlotta:「Hi , Natalie .」
Cristian:「You know , Natalie 's a great tag player .」
Natalie:「Uh , no , not today . I just ran out for a quick bite of lunch .」
Carlotta:「So , Jamie , you want to come inside and have some chocolate caliente ?」
Natalie:「Oh , you do n't have to leave because I showed up .」
Carlotta:「Oh , we 're not . Come on , Jamie .」
Cristian:「I 'll be right behind you .」
Carlotta:「Mm - hmm .」


Cristian:「When I went away , she was just a baby . Now she 's like a person .」
Natalie:「Yeah , they grow up so fast . I -- I got to go .」
Cristian:「Do you remember that we wanted to have three ?」
Natalie:「How could I forget ?」
Cristian:「Two girls and a boy .」
Natalie:「It was two boys and a girl .」
Cristian:「Well , I did n't really care , as long as they all had red hair like their mother .」
Natalie:「Cristian --」
Cristian:「We had so many dreams .」
Natalie:「Yeah . Yeah , we did . And they all died when you died .」
Cristian:「But I 'm not dead .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
R.J.:「You 'll do what ?」
Lindsay:「Marry you .」
R.J.:「No , I think maybe --」
Lindsay:「Ok , I 'm sorry . I 'm sorry if I spoiled your surprise . It 's just that I went to the hospital .」
R.J.:「Oh , you were there ?」
Lindsay:「Yeah , I did n't want you to have to face going to see Nora by yourself . So I went to the hospital and I was standing outside of her room and I heard you tell her that you were going to ask me to marry you .」
R.J.:「Right .」
Lindsay:「And I have to tell you I was just absolutely --」
R.J.:「Freaked out .」
Lindsay:「Freaked out , absolutely .」
R.J.:「I get that .」
Lindsay:「Yeah , but then I thought about it and I was like , " why not ? " I mean , we are great together , are n't we ?」
R.J.:「Yeah .」
Lindsay:「And I love you . And I know you love me . So if you want to marry me , damn it , I want to marry you !」
R.J.:「Oh , baby , I do love you , and I need you in my life .」
Lindsay:「Oh , R.J.」
R.J.:「But I think -- I think we have just , uh , a little problem here .」
Lindsay:「What ?」
R.J.:「Well , I , um -- I was n't really planning on proposing .」
Lindsay:「But I heard you .」
R.J.:「Yeah , I can imagine what you heard . I was -- I was trying to shock Nora out of that coma .」
Lindsay:「By telling her that you were going to propose to me .」
R.J.:「Lindsay --」
Lindsay:「No . Um -- you said that you had something for me ?」
R.J.:「Oh . Yeah , I do , but , I mean , it 's not a ring . It 's -- well , it 's -- it 's just this .」


Lindsay:「Wow . Silly me .」
R.J.:「Baby --」
Lindsay:「No , please do n't . Do n't touch me . Do n't touch me .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knock on door ]
Dorian:「Come in !」
Rex:「Still did n't find a secretary , huh ?」
Dorian:「Uh - oh . You know what ? I think that this is my cue to leave .」
Adriana:「Oh , you do n't need to be gone very long .」
Dorian:「That 's all right . Take all the time you need , dear .」
Rex:「Your mother was nice to me . What 's going on ?」
Adriana:「Does the word " snake " have a familiar ring ?」
Rex:「Oh , that .」
Adriana:「Are you out of your mind ?」
Rex:「I did it for you .」
Adriana:「Who the hell are you to come in here and start making decisions about my life ?」
Dorian:「That 's my girl .」
Rex:「You -- you said you wanted to be a model when you were a little girl .」
Adriana:「I wanted to be a professional windsurfer , too . Do you want to arrange that ?」
Rex:「I was n't trying to arrange anything . I just -- look , I wanted to be the guy who made your dreams come true .」
Adriana:「Well , I do n't need a guy to do that for me .」
Rex:「How can you be upset about that ?」
Adriana:「Just stay out of my dreams , Rex , ok ?」
Rex:「Whoa . Wait a minute . I 'm in your dreams ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Michael Scott:「Look , you do n't need to do this , ok ?」
Man:「You 're not --」
Michael Scott:「Put the gun down !」
Man:「You 're not giving the orders , Doc . Oh , those days are over .」
Michael Scott:「Ok , ok , we can -- we can talk about this .」
Man:「There 's nothing to talk about , all right ? You screwed me over , and I 'm about to return the favor .」
Michael Scott:「Look --」
Man:「Stop ! I may be strung out , all right , but I 'm not stupid . You 're going for your phone , right ?」
Michael Scott:「No . No , no , no !」
Man:「Do n't lie to me ! Take the phone out . Take it out slowly .」
Michael Scott:「Ok .」
Man:「Put it over there .」
Michael Scott:「Ok .」
Man:「Easy .」
Michael Scott:「Yes , easy .」
Man:「You do this easy .」
Michael Scott:「Easy .」
Man:「Or you 're dead .」


Michael Scott:「Ok , I 'm listening to you , ok ? I 'm -- I 'm going to do everything , everything that you tell me to do . Nobody has to get hurt here , ok ?」
Man:「Hey , you have no decision in that .」
Michael Scott:「Give me it !」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「Not now , Mick . Natalie not back from lunch ?」
Officer:「No , I have n't seen her .」
John:「Ok . All right .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
John:「Yeah . Mc Bain .」
Minister:「This is Reverend Stevens at St. James . There is a very disturbed man here . He has a gun trained on someone .」
John:「Ok , sit tight , do n't do a thing . We 're on our way . I need backup , St. James church . Suspect 's armed and dangerous .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rex:「So I 've made an appearance in your dreams ?」
Adriana:「I do n't mean my nighttime dreams . What I meant was that what you did was sneaky and underhanded .」
Rex:「And not worthy of you . Yeah , I remember .」
Adriana:「Is everything a joke to you ?」
Rex:「No . Not really .」
Adriana:「Nice move , Rex . Like I did n't see that coming . Ok , I want you to leave .」
Rex:「You 're the boss .」
Adriana:「And what 's more , I do n't ever want to see you again .」
Rex:「See you in your dreams .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「Cristian , do n't . Do n't do that again .」
Cristian:「Do n't tell me you did n't feel anything .」
Natalie:「I did n't feel anything .」
Cristian:「Wow . I guess some things do n't change . Like I know when you 're lying .」
Man:「You made a big mistake , Doc ! I came to you for help , and what did you do , huh ? You turn your back on me ! You wo n't turn your back on anyone anymore . Huh ? Take a step and the doc here is dead .」
John:「Picked the wrong day to screw with the L.P.D.」
Man:「What you want to do , negotiate ?」
John:「Yeah . Like this .」
Man:「I mean it , I 'll shoot !」
John:「Drop it .」
Man:「Stop first !」
John:「Drop it or I drop you .」
narration:[NEXT_ON]
Nash:「You and Tess . You 're a lot more like her than you think .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't care if Todd rots in prison for the rest of his sorry life .」


narration:[ Hammering ]
Margaret:「Oh , you poor , poor baby .」
Todd:「Do n't touch me .」
Margaret:「I 'm sorry I strangled you . Does it hurt that much ?」
Todd:「Maybe you could give my neck a rest for a while ; take your frustrations out on some other body part .」
Margaret:「I did n't mean to hurt you .」
Todd:「That I believe . I guess if you 're going for real pain you could 've just shot me .」
Margaret:「I just thought if I looked a little bit like Blair , it would get you in the mood to make our baby . Ca n't you see how much I love you , Todd ? I was willing to be Blair for you . That 's how much .」
Todd:「Margaret , you 'll never be Blair , ever .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「I would appreciate it if we did n't talk about you - know - who during breakfast .」
Kelly:「Oh , right , got it .」
Starr:「I heard that .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , sometimes I think I gave birth to a bat .」


Starr:「Mom , seriously , you do n't have to stop talking about dad , ok ? I think about him all the time , whether you talk about him or not .」
Blair Waldorf:「So do I , sweetie . So do I.」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Jessica:「Hi .」
Antonio:「Hey .」
Jessica:「Did you order yet ?」
Antonio:「No , mami 's making fresh coffee as we speak . You know , not that I 'm complaining or anything , but I was a little surprised at the breakfast invitation .」
Jessica:「I wanted to let you know that you were right .」
Antonio:「I was ? About ?」
Jessica:「I -- I thought that you were overreacting when you moved into Llanfair . Thanks for not listening to me . I feel a lot safer with you there .」
Antonio:「Thanks , I think . Jess , is that what this breakfast is really about ? Jess ?」
Jessica:「I needed to show you something , and I did n't want to show it to you at the house . I found this underneath the door last night .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「Hey . Where have you been ? You were gone before I woke up .」


Cristian:「I went to the gym . I did n't want to wake you .」
Natalie:「I would n't have minded . Let me give you a back rub . It probably is a little tense , you know ?」
Cristian:「What are you doing ?」
Natalie:「Just fixing your hair .」
narration:[ Doorbell rings ]
Natalie:「Excuse me . John .」
John:「Good morning .」
Natalie:「What are you doing here ?」
Cristian:「I thought I told you to stay away from my wife .」
John:「Actually , I came to see you , Cris .」
Cristian:「All right , what is it this time ?」
John:「I 'm just wondering why you bought a gun yesterday .」
narration:[ Captioned by the national captioning institute ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Kelly:「I 've changed my mind . I do n't want to eat here .」
Blair Waldorf:「Why ? Oh , no .」
Starr:「Oh , Ace is back ! I 'm going to go over and say hi .」
Blair Waldorf:「No , no , Starr . Come on , you ca n't do that . I explained everything to you already about Ace .」


Starr:「Yeah , but if Ace is n't my cousin , then why is Kevin with him ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , that 's a good question . You know what ? I think I 'll have a few words with our friend Kevin .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kelly:「No , no , no , it 's ok , it 's ok . I 'll -- I 'll be right back .」
Kevin:「Hey , Ace , look who it is . It 's mommy . Maybe she 'll have breakfast with us , huh ?」
Kelly:「I just want to ask you something .」
Kevin:「Sure .」
Kelly:「Do you remember when I told you that our baby died ? Our son , Kevin , the one I carried inside me ?」
Kevin:「Why would you bring that up now ?」
Kelly:「To give you some idea of what Babe Chandler is probably going through right about now without her son .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , are you going to order some French toast ?」
Starr:「I 'm not hungry .」
Blair Waldorf:「Sweetie , you have to eat something , so come on .」


Starr:「Mom , everything has just been so weird lately . I mean , first Ace and now dad ? You know what ? I had a dream last night that dad called me .」
Blair Waldorf:「What 'd he say ?」
Starr:「He just kept repeating that he loves me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , sweetie .」
Starr:「And then he said , " You have to tell mom that I need her help . " Mom , I have a really bad feeling about this .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know , it 's just -- it 's just a dream .」
Starr:「But , mom , what if it was a sign ?」
Blair Waldorf:「We 're going to get your dad back , sweetie , I promise you . I promise .」
Starr:「How ? Do you know something ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Uh , not -- not really .」
Starr:「Mom , you do ! You know where he is ! What 's wrong ? What 's happened with dad ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr --」
Starr:「Mom , why wo n't you tell me ? Mom , please !」


Blair Waldorf:「Starr , stop . You were right all along . Your father did n't run off . He was kidnapped .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Margaret:「Well , I thought I was pretty believable as Blair , what with the trampy dress and the long , stringy hair .」
Todd:「You just do n't get it .」
Margaret:「Ooh , and the accent -- I know that was perfect . And the singing ? That was perfect , too .」
Todd:「You were lip - synching , Margaret . Nothing about you is anything like Blair . You 're pathetic .」
Margaret:「There you go again . No wonder I get angry enough to want to strangle you to death ! But I wo n't . Not until I figure out another way to get you inspired . We do n't have much time . I wo n't be ovulating forever .」
Todd:「Margaret , why do n't you just give this up ?」
Margaret:「Oh , you do n't want to be cooped up here for another month , now , do you , waiting for me to be fertile ?」
Todd:「No , but I will , even if I have to listen to your ovarian odyssey 24/7 . No sex , no baby , not ever . Not in this lifetime .」


Margaret:「Well , it reminds me of my spring semester , business school , my final year . Advanced Principles of Accounting . I was certain I was going to fail that class . Two whole years I had spent getting my M.B.A. , and it was all going to be over . Then a couple days before the midterm , Professor Adams found me crying in the library . I told him that I was never going to pass his class . He found me a tutor , and I finally got a B in that class .」
Todd:「Is there a point ?」
Margaret:「Yes . I never forgot what Professor Adams told me that day in the library . He said , " Margaret , absolutely never say never . "」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「John , what are you talking about ? Cristian does n't have any gun .」
Cristian:「Actually , I did buy one .」
Natalie:「What ? Why ?」
Cristian:「Protection .」
John:「You know , Llanfair 's got pretty heavy security . You sure you need a weapon ?」
Cristian:「Jessica has a stalker . Whoever it is trashed her room and her car . For all I know , he may go after Natalie next .」
John:「We 're looking into it , Cris .」
Cristian:「They got you on the case ? Great . He 's never going to find whoever 's harassing Jessica . He 's way too busy checking up on me . Why , McBain ? What exactly is it you think I did ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Antonio:「Why did n't you tell me about this last night ?」
Jessica:「It was late . I just -- I did n't want you --」
Antonio:「Do you realize what this means , Jess ? The stalker was on the property . I could 've gone after him .」
Jessica:「No , you could n't . You were n't there anyway .」
Antonio:「You could have called me .」
Jessica:「You 're worked up .」
Antonio:「Jess , this is a threat .」
Jessica:「Or it 's someone 's opinion of me .」
Antonio:「Ok , this is serious .」
Jessica:「I know , Antonio . I know it 's serious , ok ? I just -- why do you think I showed it to you ? I need your help .」
Carlotta:「Good morning .」
Jessica:「Good morning , Carlotta .」
Antonio:「Hey .」
Carlotta:「You know , it does my heart good to see the two of you here together again .」
Jessica:「Well , why do n't you join us ?」
Carlotta:「Sure .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
John:「Relax , Cris . No one 's accusing you of anything . I just asked you a simple question .」
Cristian:「How do you even know I bought a gun ?」
John:「Well , the department gets a list of all permit applicants .」


Cristian:「Then you know I did the paperwork .」
John:「You know , while I 'm here , why do n't I just take a quick look at it ?」
Cristian:「It 's upstairs .」
John:「I 'll wait .」
Natalie:「I do n't understand .」
John:「You needed to know he has a gun , especially if he 's not who he says he is .」
Natalie:「Stop saying that , ok ? He is Cristian . I know he is .」
John:「Would the Cristian you know buy a gun ?」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
John:「Excuse me . McBain .」
Evangeline:「Hi , it 's me .」
John:「Hey , what 's up ?」
Evangeline:「I 'm about to do something , but I wanted to check with you first .」
John:「Ok , go ahead .」
Evangeline:「I 'm at the diner , and I 'm pretty sure I can get a D.N.A. sample that you can compare with Cristian 's .」
John:「Go for it . I 'll be there as soon as I can . Thanks .」
Evangeline:「Just wanted to help .」
John:「I appreciate it . Bye .」
Natalie:「You know , John , whatever you think about Cristian , you 're way off , ok ? Do n't you think I would know my own husband ?」
John:「Then prove me wrong . Get me the D.N.A. sample .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Margaret:「There 's got to be a way .」
Todd:「Look , Margaret , it 's obvious you 're getting frustrated here . And I 'm -- I 'm nearly dead .」
Margaret:「Shh ! I am trying to think !」
Todd:「You 've been at this for weeks , and nothing has worked for you . Nothing is going to work . I think you better face facts . There 's certain -- some things you just ca n't coerce from a person , even if it preserves their own existence .」
Margaret:「No ! Listen , I do n't want to force you . That would be rape . Oh , but then again , you understand what that means really well now , do n't you ? You were sent to prison for raping that poor girl while you were in college .」
Todd:「Yes , that 's right , and I lived to regret it every day of my life .」
Margaret:「Oh , really ? Well , then I wonder why you did it again to your own wife . And you keep insisting that you love her .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Starr:「So you mean to tell me that Margaret has been keeping dad hostage this whole time ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , it looks that way .」


Starr:「I knew it . I knew he would n't just walk out on us like that . But I know that dad hates cops , but I really think that we 're going to have to bring them into this .」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , the cops are involved , all right ? They just do n't have enough evidence , and I do n't have any proof against her .」
Starr:「Well , what are we going to do ?」
Blair Waldorf:「This .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kevin:「Why do you keep defending her ?」
Kelly:「No woman deserves to have her child taken away from her . She 's a good person and she 's a good mother .」
Kevin:「Oh , was she a good person when she drugged his nanny , huh ? Took Ace off for a life on the run ?」
Kelly:「She was obviously desperate to have her child back . She knows that Ace is her son .」
Kevin:「Well , she could have come to me .」
Kelly:「Oh , and what would you have said ? " Sorry , it 's not our fault , better luck next time " ?」


Kevin:「According to the law , I 'm his father , ok ? I 'm responsible for what happens to him . And , yes , I 'm sorry for what Babe 's going through , ok ? But think about it , Kelly . She could wind up in jail . J.R. could get him . Or he could end up in foster care . I mean , do n't you want him to have everything I can give him ? Everything we can give him ? I got to be honest with you . Right now -- look at him . I just think he wants you to hold him .」
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Carlotta:「Bye , mijo .」
Antonio:「Ok , mami . All right , I 'm going to have my friend at C.S.U. look at this , ok ?」
Jessica:「Thank you .」
Antonio:「I 'm having him look at the cable cutters again , too . Jess , I -- I will find out who 's doing this . I promise .」
Evangeline:「Carlotta , this coffee tastes off to me .」
Carlotta:「Really ? That 's strange . Jessica just said it tasted so good . Tastes fine to me .」
Evangeline:「Oh , it 's probably just me . I had some vitamins . My taste buds are a little off . Do n't worry about it .」
Carlotta:「Excuse me .」
Marcie:「Carlotta , donde estas ?」
Evangeline:「Marcie , hi .」
Marcie:「Hi .」
Evangeline:「Is everything all right ?」
Marcie:「Um , no . I 'm just -- I 'm just a little worried .」
Evangeline:「What 's wrong ?」
Marcie:「It 's Michael . He was suspended from the hospital .」
Evangeline:「Yeah , I know . John told me . I 'm so sorry .」
Marcie:「Now he 's missing .」
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Natalie:「I will not get you the D.N.A. sample .」
John:「Why ? You afraid I might be right ?」
Natalie:「No . Because those tests will only confirm what I already know . That man upstairs is the same man that I married and the same man that I fell in love with .」
John:「Then prove that I 'm wrong . Get me that sample .」
Natalie:「I 'm not going behind Cristian 's back .」
John:「Even though you might be living with a stranger ?」
Natalie:「I 'm not .」
John:「Then why is he acting like someone you do n't even know ?」
Natalie:「You know why . You know what happened to him on that ship .」
John:「No , I do n't , and neither do you .」
Natalie:「My God , John , do you know how crazy this sounds ? I mean , why would anybody want to take Cristian 's place ?」


Cristian:「What 's going on ? What 'd you say to my wife ?」
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Todd:「I did not rape Blair .」
Margaret:「That is n't what I heard .」
Todd:「I 'm not going to discuss this with you .」
Margaret:「I know the whole story , Todd , about how you got furious with Blair for sleeping with Kevin Buchanan .」
Todd:「Margaret , shut up .」
Margaret:「Oh , and your trial ? Oh , I remember every lurid detail -- Blair testifying about how you chased her up the stairs , and how she trembled when you broke down the door . I read it all in the papers .」
Todd:「Well , do n't believe everything you read . Any decent editor will tell you that the facts are just guidelines .」
Margaret:「Oh ? All right . Let 's put your little theory to the test . I went out this morning and I got some papers while you were still sleeping . Let 's see -- " the Philadelphia Spectator . " Mm - hmm . Well , nothing interesting . How dare she .」
Todd:「Who ?」
Margaret:「I do n't believe this . What a horrible picture of me .」
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Blair Waldorf:「When Margaret reads this , she 's going to think that the cops are after her , and that 's going to make her good and nervous .」


Starr:「And then she 'll start making mistakes .」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's right , and lead us straight to your daddy .」
Starr:「That 's good and everything , but dad 's been gone for way too long , and he still has n't gotten in touch with us . I mean , do n't you think he should have by now ? I mean , what if she 's done something really bad to him ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , Starr , do n't say that . Now , come on , sit down . Let 's order . Look , you just have to be patient , all right ? I 'm going to bring your daddy home right where he belongs . I promise you , ok ? Here .」
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Kelly:「Please do n't do this to me . Ca n't you see how hard this is for me ?」
Kevin:「I just thought while you were here you could stay and help feed him . You were always better at that than me .」
Kelly:「I do n't know if I --」
Kevin:「Oh , come on , Kelly . Hmm ? Blair and Starr are n't going to mind . Just -- just stay .」
Kelly:「Well , maybe just for breakfast .」


Kevin:「There you go . Here , why do n't you hold him , huh ? He wants to go to his mommy , does n't he ? There you go . Oh .」
Kelly:「Hi . Look at you ! You 're so big , are n't you ?」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Kelly:「Hey , what are we eating here , huh ? Let 's see what we got .」
narration:[ Ring ]
Kevin:「All right , listen , I got to take this . Sorry . Hey , Emerson , what 's going on ? Oh , listen , it 's -- well , thanks for telling me . I 'll talk to you tomorrow . Ok . The Chandlers are in court for a second time trying to get a D.N.A. test on Ace .」
Kelly:「Well , why would they need that ? Babe already knows that Ace is -- that James is her son .」
Kevin:「Why would J.R. Chandler need a second test ?」
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Evangeline:「Look , Marcie , Michael 's going to be ok . John just thinks he went off by himself to think things over .」
Marcie:「That 's just it . I know that we broke up , but I hate for him to be alone right now .」
Evangeline:「Look , John does n't want him to be alone , either . That 's why he 's doing everything in his power to find out who did kill Tico .」
Marcie:「No , I know . I 'm just afraid that John 's going to run out of time . You know , I know how these things go . I worked at L.P.D. The D.A. and the mayor -- they 're going to start putting pressure on them to close this case and then , you know , they 're going to force them to arrest a suspect before they 're even ready . What if it 's Michael ?」
Evangeline:「Look , Marcie , you have to trust John . He 's very good at his job .」
Marcie:「I guess so . I just -- I ca n't stand around here wasting my time hanging out doing nothing . Jessica was a witness . You know , why -- why ca n't she remember who she saw in Tico 's room that night ?」
Evangeline:「Well , she 's had no luck yet , but I do n't know . Maybe you should go talk to Jessica .」
Marcie:「No , I ca n't do that .」
Evangeline:「Yeah , go talk to her . You know , maybe something 's come back to her .」
Marcie:「Oh , maybe that 's not such a bad idea after all . Thanks . Excuse me .」
Jessica:「Hi , Marcie .」
Marcie:「Hi . Look , I -- I normally would n't do this , and probably this is not something that you want to talk about , but it 's really crucial .」
Jessica:「Well , what is it ?」
Marcie:「Michael is in really big trouble , and you may be the only one who can save him .」


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Cristian:「So , what , were you saying something to Natalie you did n't want me to hear ?」
John:「I was just saying it 's dangerous to have a gun in the house if you do n't know what you 're doing .」
Cristian:「Well , if we need a lesson on gun safety , we 'll sign up for the seminar . Permit .」
John:「Just because it 's legal does n't mean it 's smart , Cris .」
Cristian:「Is that it ?」
John:「Yeah , that 's it .」
Cristian:「You believe this guy ? If I want to buy a gun , how the hell is that his business ?」
Natalie:「It 's not . But it 's my business , ok ? I 'm your wife . You should be able to tell me anything , Cristian . Why did n't you tell me you bought that gun ?」
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Marcie:「Look , you 're the only one who saw Tico Santi 's killer . I mean , if there 's any way you can remember anything about that night , Jessica --」
Antonio:「Marcie , everybody wants to solve this .」
Jessica:「It 's ok . I -- I wish I could remember , Marcie . I just -- I want to clear Antonio .」
Marcie:「Well , Michael 's involved now , too .」
Jessica:「I know . I 'm trying . I 'm trying really hard to remember , but I just ca n't . I do n't know what to tell you .」
Marcie:「" The Green Oak Murders . "」
Antonio:「The what ?」
Marcie:「Well , it was a mystery novel that I read , and in it this librarian -- she sees this guy get murdered and she 's so traumatized that she completely blocks out everything .」
Jessica:「Well , that sounds familiar .」
Marcie:「Well , in the book , the detective -- he gets her to remember the last thing that she remembered and then retrace everything from that point . You know , maybe we could do something like that .」
Antonio:「Marcie , it was -- it was a book .」
Marcie:「I know , I know . I realize that it sounds really silly but , Jessica , you know , maybe we could go to the hospital . What could it hurt to give it one more try ? Maybe you can remember something , anything .」
Jessica:「I do n't know .」
Marcie:「Please , Jessica . Can you give it just one more try ? I mean , Michael 's whole life could depend on this . Please ?」
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Cristian:「I was planning to tell you about the gun .」
Natalie:「John said you had it since yesterday .」
Cristian:「You 're right , I should 've told you . I -- I just did n't want you to worry . I 'm sorry . I love you so much .」


Natalie:「I love you , too .」
Cristian:「Do you love me as much as you did before I went away ?」
Natalie:「Cristian , of course . Why would even ask me something like that ?」
Cristian:「Well , I know it has n't been easy living with me since I got back .」
Natalie:「Listen , I did n't take a vow to stop loving you when it was n't easy .」
Cristian:「That -- that vow -- that was a long time ago . I 'm talking about what we have now .」
Natalie:「I do n't understand . I mean , they 're not two different relationships .」
Cristian:「To me they are .」
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Marcie:「So ? Will you go to the hospital with me ? Jess ?」
Jessica:「All right .」
Marcie:「Thank you . Thanks .」
Antonio:「Are you sure you want to do this ?」
Jessica:「Maybe it 'll help both you and Michael .」
Antonio:「Can I go with you ?」
Jessica:「Yeah , I 'd like that . Thank you .」
Antonio:「Ok , let 's go .」
Marcie:「Thank you .」
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John:「Hey .」
Evangeline:「Hey . Mission accomplished .」
John:「Yeah , it 's a bag .」
Evangeline:「Look inside the bag ! You can get Carlotta 's D.N.A. off of the mug inside that bag to compare with Cristian 's .」
John:「That 'll prove if he is or is n't her biological son . It 's a good start . Thanks .」
Evangeline:「Now all you have to do is get a D.N.A. sample from Cristian , or whoever he is .」
John:「Well , without his consent , the only way to get it is from Natalie .」
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Natalie:「Cristian ? Baby , look , I know that we both have changed but , of course , I mean , I still love you the same as before you were gone . I just -- I do n't understand why you feel differently .」
Cristian:「I guess when I was on that ship ; I forgot how to feel anything . And then I came home and saw you again , and it was like seeing you for the first time . Touching you , kissing you , making love to you -- it was all new . I guess what I 'm trying to say is that I feel like I fell in love with you like it was the first time , maybe even better .」
Natalie:「Ok , but , I mean , you 're not saying that -- I mean , you 're still you , right ? I mean , no matter what happened before , you 're still Cristian ?」
Cristian:「Yeah . Sure . Who else would I be ? I 'm going to take a shower .」
Natalie:「Ok .」


Natalie 's voice:「That man upstairs is the same man that I married and the same man that I fell in love with .」
John:「Then prove that I 'm wrong . Get me that sample .」
Natalie:「I 'm not going behind Cristian 's back .」
John:「Even though you might be living with a stranger ?」
Natalie:「I 'm sorry , Cristian .」
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Kevin:「I do n't get it . How many D.N.A. tests does J.R. Chandler need ?」
Kelly:「As many as it takes to get his hands on this little boy .」
Kevin:「Well , that 's not going to happen .」
Kelly:「How are you going to stop it ?」
Kevin:「I 'm going to get their petition thrown out of court .」
Kelly:「Look , your lawyers are good , but they may not be that good . The Chandlers have a lot of friends .」
Kevin:「Yeah , well , I 'm lieutenant governor of this state . The power people take my calls . Adam Chandler is not going to bully anyone .」
Kelly:「I think Asa just wants to challenge them all to a duel , solve it that way .」
Kevin:「I do n't need Asa 's help either , ok ? Ace is my son . I 'll protect him .」
Kelly:「I only wish you could , Kevin . I wish we could just , you know , change the past and go back , but we ca n't . We can just make sure that we do n't make the same mistakes again . Right ? Those are good stuff .」
Kevin:「You know , it 's not too late . I would really like to have you on my side .」
Kelly:「I 'm sorry , but the only side I 'm on is his .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Margaret 's very dangerous . I 'm not letting you anywhere near her .」


Starr:「What about Dr. Troy ? I mean , he would be dead if it was n't for me right now .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , and you were n't looking for Dr. Troy when you found him , and you 're not going to go looking for your daddy .」
Starr:「Mom , please ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , it is very dangerous . I do n't know how many times I have to tell you that . So just leave it up to Dorian , me , and the cops . Clear ?」
Starr:「Crystal .」
Blair Waldorf:「Great .」
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Margaret:「Oh , the nerve of that woman . I am going to slap her with the biggest libel suit this town has ever seen .」
Todd:「Do you ever listen to yourself , Margaret ? The story is accurate . You have kidnapped me .」
Margaret:「Well , she does n't have any proof of that ! Oh , that 's it . The gloves are off now . Oh , and I know how to get you to make a baby .」
Todd:「Whatever it is , it 's not going to work . How many times do I have to tell you I 'd rather die ?」
Margaret:「Oh . Did I say anything about threatening you ?」


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Marcie:「Ok , so after you got out of bed and left the room , do you remember coming into the hallway ?」
Jessica:「Sort of . I -- I was just on so much medication , I could n't really see clearly . Everything was hazy and -- my legs -- they felt hollow . I thought I was going to fall , so -- I -- I leaned on this screen for support and I -- I turned around and I saw Tico lying on the bed and I saw -- I saw someone standing over him .」
Marcie:「Who was it ?」
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Margaret:「There . Is that better ?」
Todd:「What -- forget the towel . What were you saying about threatening me ?」
Margaret:「Well , I realize that some people need to be riled up to get in the mood --」
Todd:「What are you going to do ?」
Margaret:「But you need to relax .」
Todd:「What are you going to do ?」
Margaret:「Well , I 'm not going to be threatening you any longer , Todd . That obviously does n't motivate you . From now on , I 'll be threatening Blair 's life . Hmm ?」
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 [ Phone rings ]
Starr:「Hmm . Maybe it 's something about dad .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't know this number . Hello ?」


Man:「Yeah , is this -- is this Blair Cramer ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , it is . Who is this ?」
Man:「Lou Solano , Lou 's Garage . You were here the other day ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yes , yes . Yes , I was asking you if you 'd heard anything about Margaret Cochran . Have you seen her ?」
Lou:「Yeah . She was -- she was here not long ago . I called as soon as I saw the morning paper . Your office gave me your number . I hope that 's ok .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , that 's just great ! Wait , Lou -- Lou ? Lou , Lou , I 'm losing you . Stay where you are and I 'll be right there . Thank you ! I got to go .」


Evangeline:「Thanks for making time to see me , Blair . Oh , you might want to skip the papers today . You do n't need to read all that .」
Blair Waldorf:「What did you want ?」
Evangeline:「Well , I 've started working on the appeal process and I found a few things we could use -- no sure thing , but it might be enough to win Todd a new trial .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ok , you know what ? You can just stop right there .」
Evangeline:「I 'm sorry . I know you 're overwhelmed . I do n't want to lay any more on you right now , and if you want to talk about the appeal another time --」
Blair Waldorf:「No , you know what ? I do n't want to talk about it at all . In fact , I do n't care if Todd rots in prison for the rest of his sorry life .」
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Todd:「Hey , sis .」
Viki:「Hi . I was trying to get them to let us have this meeting somewhere else so there would n't be this wire between us , you know .」
Todd:「Yeah . Bet that went over well , huh ?」
Viki:「I told them I was your sister . Did n't seem to mean much .」


Todd:「Hmm . I do n't think I would 've gone for it anyway .」
Viki:「Why not ?」
Todd:「It made saying goodbye that much harder .」
Viki:「" Goodbye ? "」
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Jessica:「Oh . Jeez .」
Nash:「Hey , no -- oh , I 'll get that . I 'll get that . You should n't be -- you know --」
Jessica:「Um -- I 'm Jessica -- I 'm sorry .」
Nash:「Yeah , I know . You 're who I came here to see .」
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Michael Scott:「Huh .」
Man:「Take a step and the doc here is dead .」
John:「Picked the wrong day to screw with the L.P.D.」
Man:「What do you want to do , negotiate ?」
John:「Yeah . Like this .」
Man:「I mean it , I 'll shoot !」
John:「Drop it .」
Man:「Stop first .」
John:「Drop it or I drop you .
 Do n't touch him , Mike .」
Michael Scott:「I 'm a doctor , John . I have to see if he 's ok .
 He 's dead .」
Officer:「Police , freeze !」
John:「It 's ok .」
Michael Scott:「Huh .」
John:「I got it .」
Michael Scott:「" Ok ? " You almost got us both killed , John .」
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Evangeline:「I know that you and Todd had a falling - out . But now that the dust is settling and we 're working on the appeal , Blair --」
Blair Waldorf:「Now that the dust is settling , I see things more clearly . I do n't want anything to do with Todd .」


Evangeline:「Ok , I know things are hard on you right now with the jury , with everyone thinking that Todd is guilty , but I believe he 's innocent .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , he 's lucky to have you .」
Evangeline:「What about you , Blair ? You believed him . What changed ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I heard the truth .」
Evangeline:「What , Todd confessed ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Not to me -- to Denton . I overheard them talking and he admitted it .」
Evangeline:「I do n't believe that .」
Blair Waldorf:「I heard it with my own ears !」
Evangeline:「Did you ask Todd about it ?」
Blair Waldorf:「He denied it , said that I heard it out of context , that Denton was just blackmailing him .」
Evangeline:「And you believe Denton over Todd ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You 're new to Todd 's lying . I 'm not . He 's good . He makes you believe him . I did it for years , but not anymore because I was burned one too many times .」
Evangeline:「What if you 're wrong , Blair ?」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , then he 'd be out free , would n't he ?」
Evangeline:「Not necessarily . The system is not perfect . Trust me -- innocent men do go to prison , and you were wrong before . You were so convinced before that you had him arrested for rape , Blair . He swore to you he was innocent then , and you were just as adamant that he was guilty , just as adamant as you are right now .」
Blair Waldorf:「No , it was different last time .」
Evangeline:「How so , Blair ? How is it different ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , he 's guilty ! He 's out of my life and that 's the way I want it !」
Evangeline:「Who are you trying to convince ? Me or you ?」
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Viki:「This is not goodbye forever . Evangeline is working on your appeal .」
Todd:「She 's wasting her time .」
Viki:「She believes in you , as do I.」
Todd:「Blair does n't .」
Viki:「Blair is confused right now , ok ? You have to give her time and space .」
Todd:「Oh -- huh . What else am I going to give her from here ?」


Viki:「I can imagine how frustrating it must be for you , but you absolutely can not just give up .」
Todd:「You know , I 'm always the guy with a backup plan . When it hits the fan , I 'm already making my move . I got nothing now . I can keep claiming that I 'm innocent until I 'm blue in the face and right up until they stick the needle in my arm . It 's not going to make a difference , Viki . Especially not to Blair .」
Viki:「She 's -- she 's hurting now , you know ? But I think she will come around . I think she will trust you again . She always has before .」
Todd:「No , I saw the way she looked at me . And I do n't think she 's coming back .」
Viki:「Well , I mean , what about the other people who love you ?」
Todd:「Well , let me think -- there 's you .」
Viki:「Oh , stop .」
Todd:「There 's --」
Viki:「What about Starr and Jack -- they 're your children -- and Jessica .」
Todd:「Oh , yeah , of course Jessica . How 's she doing ? Is she all right ?」
Viki:「Yes and no .」
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Nash:「I 'm sorry if I scared you . Lois let me in .」
Jessica:「Here , I 'll take that .」
Nash:「I got it .」
Jessica:「Wow . Your hands are like ice . Is it really that cold outside ?」
Nash:「Freezing . I think there 's a storm coming in . Wow , this is a lot of pots and pans .」
Jessica:「Yeah . Um -- excuse me . I 'm trying to make myself an omelet and there 's this pan I like to use and I ca n't seem to find it .」
Nash:「You cook ?」
Jessica:「Tess did n't ?」
Nash:「No . She burns toast .」
Jessica:「So you 'd do all the cooking when you guys lived together in Napa ?」
Nash:「She -- she barbecued once . Oh , the barbecue incident .」
Jessica:「She set it on fire ?」
Nash:「Ah , she got the hang of it after a while . First time , though , she torched the place -- yeah . Luckily , there was some shrimp in the fridge and fresh basil out in the garden , so I whipped up some scampi al pesto .」
Jessica:「Oh , man . You 're making me hungry --」
Nash:「Hmm .」
Jessica:「Which I am all the time anyway .」
Nash:「Well , how do you like your eggs ?」
Jessica:「You want to cook me an omelet ?」
Nash:「If you 'll let me , yeah .」
Jessica:「I like mushrooms and cheddar .」
Nash:「You 're on .」
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John:「Keep everybody out and make sure the scene 's not compromised .」
Officer:「Yes , sir .」
John:「Mike ? Mike , you ok ?」
Michael Scott:「Well , I 'm not dead . But I 'm not ok . I 'm certainly not ok and I do n't know how you are .」
John:「I did what I had to do .」
Michael Scott:「He aimed right at you . You did n't even flinch . He could 've blown us both away . You know that , right ?」
John:「I was n't going to let that happen , Mike . If I thought for one minute you were in danger , I would n't have --」
Michael Scott:「He had a loaded gun jammed into my ribs ! He aimed at your chest and took a shot , John ! Last time I checked , you 're not bulletproof and neither am I.」
John:「Hey , the guy was a strung - out junkie , Mike . He could n't hit the side of a barn with a cannon .」
Michael Scott:「Well , you took a hell of a chance .」
John:「Look , there was no talking to this guy . You do n't talk to people like that , Mike . And if anybody 's got a problem with that , they can talk to me about it later . But right now , I got to make sure this area 's secured , ok ?」
Michael Scott:「You just killed a guy , shot him cold . You 're acting like it 's a parking ticket , John .」
John:「Like a parking ticket , it 's part of the job .」
Michael Scott:「Saving lives is part of my job . But you can bet if it was my brother on the table , I would be a little freaked out .」
John:「I had my shot and I took it . It was him or us . Him or us .」
Michael Scott:「There was n't another way ?」
John:「Hey . When your life 's on the line , you do n't think about other ways , Mike . You do what you have to do or you 're dead . In this case , he is , we 're not -- end of story .」
Michael Scott:「It could have been us , John ! You could 've killed both of us .」
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Evangeline:「Blair , I know that Todd kept things from you about Margaret .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , right , just one small thing -- that Margaret was pregnant with his child .」


Evangeline:「That does n't mean that he killed her , and you know that .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do not , and neither do you .」
Evangeline:「I would n't be defending him if I thought he was guilty .」
Blair Waldorf:「Right . You 've never defended anyone that you thought was guilty , hmm ?」
Evangeline:「Not someone accused of killing a pregnant woman .」
Blair Waldorf:「All right , let me ask you something , Evangeline . What if you were involved with that someone ? Would you stay with them if they lied to you about it , something that huge ?」
Evangeline:「I 'd have to be sure .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , I am sure . I did n't want to believe it . I would 've walked through fire for that man . But he lied to me over and over again about Margaret and about the baby .」
Evangeline:「And you still believed him -- you still believed him .」
narration:[ Blair sighs ]


Blair Waldorf:「I even tried to sell my kids on it . I said , " you know what ? Your daddy -- he 's innocent . He 's not going to go to jail . You know , the system 's going to work . " But you know what ? The system did work . He 's guilty . And now I have to help my kids with the fact that their father is a monster and a coward . And -- and not the hero that they want him to be .」
Starr:「Take that back , mom . Take it back right now .」
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Todd:「You know , I had the pleasure of meeting Tess . If you 'll recall , I watched her give you a heart attack .」
Viki:「Yeah , well , I know . I mean , she felt very cornered , you know . The thing is that we 've actually had a chance to get to know her a little bit --」
Todd:「Oh , so , what -- everything 's warm and fuzzy now ? I do n't buy that . I do n't think you should trust her .」
Viki:「No , well , I -- I mean , I do n't . She is no Niki Smith , but I know that she is still dangerous .」
Todd:「And you still think that -- that she 's out to get Jessica ?」


Viki:「She wants her own life , but I do n't think she wants to destroy Jessica anymore the way she did before because I think she realizes that she needs Jessie as much as Jessie needed her .」
Todd:「But Jessica does n't need her anymore , right ? So , I mean , she can -- she can integrate her ?」
Viki:「Oh -- um -- the big problem here is that Jessie 's pregnant and we still do n't know if the father is Antonio or Nash . Once this baby 's born , if Nash turns out to be the father , oh , my God , we are going to have one enormous fight on our hands .」
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Jessica:「Oh , my gosh . It looks wonderful . It looks like something that came out of a magazine , and it 's enough to feed a family of four .」
Nash:「Well , you kind of are -- a family of three anyway . Huh .」
Jessica:「I ca n't believe I 'm laughing about Tess .」
Nash:「Yeah , and I 'm joking about it .」
Jessica:「Must be the hunger talking . Well , you better help me eat this .」
Nash:「All right .」
Jessica:「Mmm , mmm . Oh , my goodness . It 's as good as it looks -- it 's better .」
Nash:「Mmm . Well , and if that was n't coming from a starving pregnant woman , I 'd actually be flattered .」
Jessica:「Did Tess like this ?」
Nash:「Which ? My cooking or my omelets ?」
Jessica:「Both .」
Nash:「She 's actually kind of picky .」
Jessica:「Hmm . Man , please do n't tell me she ate things like eel and blowfish .」
Nash:「No . She 's more of a meat and potatoes kind of girl -- not quite tartar , but definitely bloody .」
Jessica:「Just like my grandfather , Asa .」
Nash:「Really ?」
Jessica:「Mm - hmm .」
Nash:「She must have a little more Buchanan in her than she likes to own up to .」
Jessica:「What a waste of your good cooking skills .」
Nash:「Hmm . Well , she came around eventually . I started trying new things . I had no idea what was going on . I was actually watching a whole new personality form . I thought she was just opening up , discovering --」
Jessica:「Discovering what ? I want to know .」
Nash:「Life and me in it . It is the most incredible thing to watch someone fall in love with you who you 're totally into . I just -- I stop myself .」
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Michael Scott:「What the hell is wrong with you ?」
John:「I swear to you , Mike , I never would 've let that guy hurt you .」


Michael Scott:「What about you , John ? He aimed right at you . You did n't stop , you did n't flinch . You just kept on coming . What do you think , John ? You 're a superhero ? The bullets were just going to bounce off of you ?」
John:「I 'm no hero -- I know that .」
Michael Scott:「Huh . Then you have a death wish .」
John:「What the hell was I supposed to do , Mike ? Hmm ? Let him pop you one , huh ? When he had that gun pointed right at you , what should I have done ? I did what I did or else it would 've been you we were picking up off of that floor over there . We 'd have been peeling you up and --」
Bo:「Or both of you . I.A. briefed me on the way down here . You shot a perp three times ?」
John:「He was holding a hostage , I had a clean shot , I took it .」
Bo:「You took a high - risk shot with a civilian in the picture , and that civilian was your brother .」
John:「I did .」
Bo:「And when the perp shot at you , you did n't take cover .」
John:「No time . And if I had to do it all over again , I would 've done the exact same thing .」
Bo:「Give me your gun , John .」
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 [ Phone rings ]
Blair Waldorf:「Hello ? Yeah , thanks . Send him up . Spencer 's on his way up . We are going to have the conversation -- I 'm going to finish my conversation with Ms. Williamson .」


Starr:「What , trashing dad ? Forget it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , no . I want you to go up to your room .」
Starr:「Dad 's lawyer believes in him more than you do . How screwed up is that ?」
Evangeline:「You know what ? Maybe I should go .」
Blair Waldorf:「No , no , no . No . I do n't want you to go . We 're going to finish our talk and you 're not going to be anywhere near it , so go upstairs .」
Starr:「Mom , I know all about appeals . I know that they happen all the time and it can work for dad . He 's -- we are all he has , Mom .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ok , Starr , really . I really want you to go upstairs , please .」
Starr:「No ! Mom -- strangers care more about dad than you do .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ms. Williamson here is paid to help your father -- paid , Starr .」
Starr:「Spencer says nice things about dad all the time and he is not paid to do anything . And we 're his family and you wish he was dead ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know what ? It would be easier if he were .」


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Todd:「You like Tess ?」
Viki:「She 's my daughter .」
Todd:「Did n't answer my question .」
Viki:「Ok , truthfully , whenever I look at Tess , all I see is a threat to Jessica . I mean , I know in my head that she is , of course , a part of Jessica but -- I want Jessie back . I want my baby back . I want her the way she was . And I know that 's never going to happen because she will never be the same again .」
Todd:「And what about this Nash guy ? What do you think of him ?」
Viki:「He wants Tess . He does n't want Jessica . And the harder he fights for Tess , the more I feel he is trying to take my daughter away from me .」
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Nash:「I 'm sorry if it bothers you hearing about Tess .」
Jessica:「No . I asked . And I -- I want to know . I -- it 's just hearing , you know , a nice guy like you talk about someone who 's me but is n't me -- you guys have been together . You have this entire life that I know nothing about and it 's just confusing .」
Nash:「You think it 's confusing for you ? I had a buddy who dated an identical twin . He said that whenever he was around her sister , it just completely weirded him out . I mean , she looked exactly like the woman he was in love with , only she was a different person , though , with us . Well --」
Jessica:「I 'm the same person . But I 'm not .」
Nash:「Hey . I 'm sorry , I did n't mean to upset you .」
Jessica:「No , it 's -- it 's been happening a lot lately .」
Nash:「Yeah . Well , I hear it can happen when one is pregnant .」
Jessica:「I just -- I hate it . I hate being a crybaby .」
Nash:「You and Tess both . You 're a lot more like her than you think .」
Jessica:「Um -- I have to go . I have to see someone . I 've been putting it off for long enough .」
Nash:「So you all right ?」
Jessica:「Yeah , fine . I just got to stop feeling sorry for myself . I 'm not the only one in the world with problems . Thanks for the omelet .」
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Bo:「You know the drill , John . You kill a perp and you turn in your weapon , pending investigation .」
John:「I realize that . But I got other open cases that I 'm working on and --」
Bo:「It 's standard operating procedure .」
John:「Exceptions are made all the time . You know it 's up to you .」
Bo:「Give me your gun . John , you give me your weapon right now or I 'm going to have one of my men take it from you .」
John:「Funny . I thought I was one of your men .」


Bo:「Detective Carrick ? Would you please drive Lieutenant Mc Bain to the station ? We 'll take his statement there .」
Det . Carrick:「Yes , sir .」
John:「I can drive myself .」
Bo:「You 'll do as I say .
 You ok ?」
Michael Scott:「No . I 'm not ok . My brother finally lost it .
 Something 's wrong with John . He took a shot at the guy .」
Bo:「With you just standing there .」
Michael Scott:「He knew he 'd hit him . He 's a great shot .」
Bo:「Mm - hmm .」
Michael Scott:「But the guy had already take a shot at him . He did n't stop . He did n't flinch . He just kept on coming , and he popped him three times , even though he 'd got him clean on the first one .」
Bo:「John had a run - in with that shooter today at the station . This guy shot a woman over $ 16 and then walked on a technicality . That hit John hard . I did n't like it , either , but we all know there 's absolutely nothing we can do when something like that goes down .」
Michael Scott:「Except wait for the guy to strike again .」
Bo:「The guy 's on his way out of the station , he harasses Natalie . John went ballistic . And when he walked in this church and he saw you up there and this guy holding a gun on you , I think he had every reason to believe that that man just might pull the trigger . It 's a fact that John took the shot with no regard to his own safety .」
Michael Scott:「Listen , Bo , I do n't want to sound like I 'm betraying my brother 's trust here , ok ? I 'm worried . I 'm worried that if somebody does n't do something soon , he 's going to end up dead . Just like my father .」
John:「Yeah , look , thanks for the ride .」
Det . Carrick:「Yeah .」
Ed:「Lieutenant Mc Bain , there 's somebody here who needs to talk to you .」
Man:「Steve Jones , Internal Affairs .」
Ed:「He 's one of the new supervisors , John .」
John:「Oh , yeah ? What , are you a tag team now ?」
Ed:「Ignore him . He 's usually not this friendly . We 've been briefed on the shooting at the church . Now , since I have already been working with you , I.A. thought it would be a good idea if we talked to you together .」
John:「Look , I 've given my statement . I got nothing to add . So now that we got that clear , I got a pile of work I got to get to , and I 'm going to do that right now . Then maybe I can get back out on the street again where maybe I can make a difference .」
Steve:「One more step , Lieutenant , I 'll have you thrown in lockup .」
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Viki:「Nash ?」
Nash:「Hello , Mrs. Davidson .」


Viki:「What are you doing ? And where 's Jessica ?」
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Todd:「Hey !」
Jessica:「Hi .」
Todd:「How you doing ? Your ears ringing , or what ? Viki and I were just talking about you .」
Jessica:「Mom was here ?」
Todd:「Yeah , little while ago . She 's really worried about you .」
Jessica:「Well , I did not come here to talk about me .」
Todd:「Oh , I see . So you 're using me as a distraction , are you ?」
Jessica:「What are you going to do now , Todd ?」
Todd:「Uh -- well , first , I 'm going to try not to think about Blair walking out on me in court with Spencer Truman 's arm around her .」
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Starr:「You wish dad was dead ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , I do n't . I 'm sorry . I did n't mean for it to come out the way that it did .」
Starr:「You do , too !」
Blair Waldorf:「No , I do n't !」
Starr:「You wish dad was gone because you feel guilty that you 're not doing anything for him .」


Blair Waldorf:「Honey , what can I do ? What ? All I care about is for you and jack to grow up in a -- in a stable home .」
Starr:「You call this stable ? Telling dad 's lawyer that you wish dad was gone so that it 'd be easier for you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , Starr --」
Spencer:「You know , Starr , we can all understand why you 're so upset , we really can , but you have to remember that while your father 's away , your mother 's first priority is making sure that you and Jack are all right .」
Evangeline:「And I 'm going to keep working on your father 's appeal . We all want what 's right for him .」
Starr:「That means getting him out of prison , right , Mom ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , I do n't want to talk about this .」
Starr:「Fine , me , neither . I 'm out of here anyway .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hey -- well , where are you going ?」
Starr:「I have that ski trip with my class , remember ? So I 'm going to go , and I 'm going to need a ride to school .」


Evangeline:「Listen , I 'm going by that way . I can take her , if you want .」
Starr:「Great , because I do n't want to be around anybody that wishes that my dad was dead .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hey , Starr , come on , wait . Listen , sweetie , I love you . I love you more than anything .」
narration:[ Blair sighs ]
Blair Waldorf:「What am I going to do ?」
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Michael Scott:「Could have been John .」
Bo:「I tried to make him get some help because I was afraid something like this might happen .」
Michael Scott:「Well , it could happen again . And next time , he might not be so lucky .」
Bo:「Oh , I know . Because there are still perps out ere just like that guy , walking the streets .」
Michael Scott:「Always have been and there always will be , but John -- I mean , what he did this time -- something 's changed , Bo . Something 's different .」
Bo:「Since Statesville .」
Michael Scott:「So what do we do ?」
Bo:「Unfortunately , there 's nothing that we can do . Because he just killed a man . And there 's going to be fallout from internal affairs .」


Michael Scott:「Oh , of course there is , there has to be . I just do n't know how John 's going to deal with it . You know , when John first became a cop , I used to worry about something like this happening all the time , you know ? But the years passed and nothing happened . I sort of put it on the back burner , you know ? Now this -- I hope there are repercussions , Bo . Somebody has to do something . Or my brother 's going to end up dead . Like my dad .」
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John:「You know , I do n't like threats . I do n't like them from other cops , and I sure as hell do n't like them from I.A.」
Ed:「Shooting from the hip 's what got you into trouble in the first place .」
John:「Oh , is that what they told you ?」
Ed:「We got the details .」
John:「Then you should know I did what I had to do .」
Ed:「You had to kill the guy ?」
John:「I made the call as I saw it . And it was the right one .」
Ed:「What if it had been a wrong one ? What if you had missed ? And the perp had shot you , or your brother , or both ? Or worse still , what if you had shot your brother ?」
John:「Would n't have happened .」
Ed:「Oh , ok . And what about negotiating ?」
John:「I told him to drop his weapon or I would drop him .」
Ed:「And that is your idea of negotiations ?」
John:「Oh , gee , Doc , I did n't have a lot of time to shoot the breeze with this guy . All right ? There was work to be done .」
Ed:「Yeah ? You took three shots to do it ?」
John:「I wanted to be thorough . And that 's all I have to say . I 'm done here .」
Steve:「You got that part right .」
John:「What the hell is that supposed to mean ?」
Steve:「You 're not going back on the street anytime soon .」
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Nash:「Well , I came by here to see Jessica . I ended up cooking her an omelet , thought I 'd clean up the kitchen . Did n't want to leave it a mess .」
Viki:「And where is she now ?」
Nash:「I do n't know . She went out , said she had to meet somebody .」
Viki:「You just let her go ?」
Nash:「Well , it 's not really my place to stop her , is it , ma'am ?」
Viki:「Was she Tess when she was with you ?」
Nash:「No . No . Mrs. Davidson , can I ask you a personal question ? This Niki Smith character -- do you ever feel her ? I mean , when you 're not her ? When she 's not out ? When you 're not -- integrated ?」


Viki:「Look , Nash , the whole purpose of integration is to negate the separateness of the alter 's existence and to fuse it to the dominant personality . So no , I do not feel Niki Smith . Well , I did not until recently , but that 's only because I 've just realized that I am not yet fully integrated .」
Nash:「Ok , but when you do , what do you feel ? I mean , do you act more like her ? Do you hear her voice in your head ?」
Viki:「Ok , I know what you 're asking . You want to know if when Jessica is integrated , will there be enough of Tess left in her to still love you , hmm ?」
Nash:「One ca n't help hoping , yeah .」
Viki:「Yes , well , I 'm afraid I ca n't help hoping the exact opposite . I 'm sorry -- I want Jessica back . And that means doing away with Tess and everything that has to do with Tess . Now , I know that 's not what you want to hear , but you 're going to have to accept it because it is inevitable . You have to let go of Tess . And you have to stop dreaming about something that will never , ever be . And now I would suggest that you let yourself out .」
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Jessica:「I still just do n't understand why Blair -- she 's cutting you off like that .」
Todd:「She thinks I killed Margaret . Actually , that 's probably ok with her . It 's the fact that I killed Margaret 's kid that 's the problem .」
Jessica:「Well , I believe in you . And mom does , too . And so does Evangeline .」
Todd:「Yeah , well , I did n't make a career out of lying to any of you , not the way I did to Blair .」
Jessica:「She 's always loved you so much .」
Todd:「Not anymore .」
Jessica:「Well , those feelings just do n't go away . I mean -- well , I guess sometimes love just is n't enough .」
Todd:「Ok . Who are we talking about now ?」
Jessica:「I love Antonio .」
Todd:「Mm - hmm . What if he 's not the father ?」
Jessica:「It wo n't change how I feel about him .」
Todd:「It 's still going to change a lot , however .」
Jessica:「Well , I 'll deal with that .」
Todd:「Are you sure you can ?」
Jessica:「Well , compared to what you 're going through ?」
Todd:「Do n't worry about me .」
Jessica:「How can I not ?」
Todd:「You are my favorite niece .」
Jessica:「Thanks . I need to feel that way again . The way it was before everything got all messed up .」
Todd:「You just worry about yourself . You worry about the baby . Do n't worry about me . Be with the one you love , whoever that is . That 's the important thing .」
Guard:「Time 's up .」


Todd:「This guy . Well , hey , thanks for coming .」
Jessica:「Ok .」
Todd:「But I do n't want you to do it again .」
Jessica:「Why ?」
Todd:「Because it 's no good for you . And it 's no good for your --」
Jessica:「Well , what about you ?」
Todd:「I mean , I got nothing left . Blair 's gone .」
Jessica:「Todd , you ca n't do that . You ca n't give up . I mean , no more than I can . You ca n't stop fighting till you getBblair back .」
Todd:「See ya .」
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Spencer:「Blair , I 'm leaving . I 'll leave you alone . You can call me on the cell if you need to , I suppose . Well -- well , I know you need some time alone so -- I 'll call next time before I come over , and I wo n't bother you . I -- I just needed to know that you were ok .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm not ok . But I 'm better when you 're here . I do n't want you to go .」
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Ed:「I know Commissioner Buchanan already has your service revolver .」


John:「So I 'm no danger to anyone .」
Ed:「I happen to disagree . We need you to turn over your badge .」
John:「Oh .」
Evangeline:「Steve ? What 's going on ?」
Steve:「The Lieutenant here shot a perp .」
John:「He was holding a hostage . Something had to be done , or we both could have ended up being killed .」
Ed:「Which , from all reports , you could have caused . We need you to turn over your badge .」
John:「Procedure says the weapon is held for 24 hours . The badge --」
Ed:「The badge may be taken when the officer is suspended upon further review .」
John:「I 'm not suspended . I 'm on non - active duty .」
Ed:「John , hear me . You are suspended -- indefinitely . Please do n't make this harder than it has to be .
 I would like you to consider those counseling sessions , all right ?」
John:「Go to hell .」
Ed:「15 minutes you have to clean out your desk . Just your personal items . Your files stay . Are n't you going after him ?」
Evangeline:「He does n't want me . Or anybody else right now .」
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Spencer:「Then I 'll stay , then . Whatever you need , whatever you want .」
Blair Waldorf:「I want you not to go .」


Spencer:「All right , then I wo n't . As long as you think --」
Blair Waldorf:「You know what ? I do n't want to think anymore . I 'm so tired of thinking . That 's all I 've been doing for months is thinking -- thinking about Todd , thinking about how I 'm going to take care of my kids . I just -- I just ca n't think anymore .」


Starr:「Yes , Your Honor , it 's true . My dad was going to make me believe that my baby died so that he could take her and raise her on his own .」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr , are you okay , sweetie ?」
Starr:「I was just rehearsing my testimony .」
Blair Waldorf:「Pretty complicated story .」
Starr:「And I 'd better get it straight . Nora called me . Dad 's trial starts tomorrow .」
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David:「Namaste , Todd .」
Todd:「Bite me .」
Téa:「I 'm so sorry I had to leave you , Lola , and I really want to finish our conversation , so -- excuse you .」
Todd:「I want good news from you . I want you to tell me that , what 's her name , Janet " Kitren " --」
Téa:「No , Lee Halpern .」
Todd:「I do n't care what she calls herself . I want her gone .」
Téa:「You heard her last night . She has immunity . She 's going to testify .」
Todd:「Not if I kill her first .」
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Jared:「You okay ? You were sound asleep when I left .」


Natalie:「Thank you for letting me sleep in .」
Jared:「I knew you were up late with Chloe . How 's she doing ?」
Natalie:「She just misses you . Is n't that right , miss trouble , miss stay up all night ?」
Jared:「Well , she takes after her aunt . Tell her I 'll be home soon .」
Natalie:「You found David ?」
Jared:「Yeah , and since a suitcase full of money ca n't convince him to leave town , I 'm going to plan B.」
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Jack:「Aunt Dorian , you 're joking , right ?」
Dorian:「Well , actually , this book is quite enlightening .」
Jack:「Not the book , the glow in the dark outfit .」
Dorian:「Really , you sound just like your father .」
Jack:「And that 's a bad thing ?」
Dorian:「For your information , this is the attire of humility .」
Jack:「Oh , really ?」
Dorian:「Something you could learn something about .」
narration:[ Doorbells rings ]
Dorian:「I suggest you try it . Please , go to the kitchen and get yourself some breakfast .」
Jack:「Yeah , yeah , yeah .」
Dorian:「Yeah , yeah , yeah ?
 Oh , Namaste .」
Lawyer:「Yeah , can we dispense with all that ? I 'm your lawyer . I know what you 're up to .」
Dorian:「Yes , of course . And , I 'm sorry , your name was ?」
Lawyer:「Greg Bartlett .」
Dorian:「Right , right . So , where are the papers ?」
Greg:「In triplicate .」
Dorian:「Oh .」
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Dorian:「Thank goodness . Really , I do n't know how much longer I can keep this up .」
Greg:「You understand you need to make this happen before he finds out he 's heir to the Buchanan fortune .」
Dorian:「Oh , we 're very close . No worries .」
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David:「Jared ?」
Jared:「Show me the way , David . Enlighten me .」
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Jessica:「Hi , thanks for coming by so early .」
Dr. Levin:「I got your message . Are you all right ?」
Jessica:「That 's just it . I feel great . You know , like it 's just me , no Tess , no Bess .」
Dr. Levin:「After our session at the cottage , I was hoping we 'd made some progress .」
Jessica:「No , no , no -- it 's more than that . You know , I have n't felt this way since before Nash died . I feel like a whole person again . It 's finally over . And I want to go home to my baby .」