Corinne:「I 've told you everything I know . If you want more answers , you 're going to have to talk to your mother .」
Rex:「Roxy wo n't tell me anything .」
Corinne:「Then you 'll have to let it go .」
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Blair Waldorf:「You want a real marriage ? Now ? With me ?」
Todd:「Yeah . Well , that 's what you said you wanted , after Marty died .」
Blair Waldorf:「Uh - huh . But you were n't ready yet .」
Todd:「Well , I 'm an idiot . You know that . I should have told you how I felt that night . I -- I was just out of my mind about Marty , and scared about Sam .」
Blair Waldorf:「And now you want a real marriage , a real mama to take care of your real son , so you have a real commitment here ? Now , how long is that going to last , Todd , huh ?」
Todd:「Till death do us part , if you 'll have me , Blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「Uh - huh . I 've had you . And it was n't pretty .」


Todd:「Well , of course I 'm not saying it 'll be perfect . Actually , I 'm not perfect . Do n't argue with me about that . No , I think -- this is n't about Sam , this is about you and me . I think you and I could have just a beautiful life together . I love you . I do . I love you so much . And I always have .」
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Rex:「Could you let it go if you suddenly thought your father was n't your father ?」
Corinne:「If I were happy , and I had a whole new life to look forward to with someone I loved .」
Rex:「Could n't -- could n't you talk to Roxy ?」
Corinne:「Oh , do you think she would actually confide in me ? Your mother and I are n't exactly close .」
Rex:「Can I see the letters from my father ?」
Corinne:「I threw them away . I -- it was a long time ago .」
Rex:「Right . Okay . Well , thanks for telling me what you could .」
Corinne:「I did n't mean to upset you , Rex .」
Rex:「No , I 'm not upset , it 's just me , doing what I do , asking questions , trying to find stuff out .」
Corinne:「I remember . You were always a terror the week before Christmas .」
Rex:「Well , that 's because you always gave me such great presents .」
Corinne:「And I always will . Rex , I did not take you in because you were Walter 's . I took you in because I loved you . I 've got this train to catch . But please , promise me you will bring Adriana by for a visit .」
Rex:「I promise .」
Corinne:「Take care .」
Rex:「Hmm . This time , Roxy , you 're going to talk to me .」
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Natalie:「You 're not working here .」
Jared:「You just hired me .」
Natalie:「And now I 'm firing you , so get out of here .」
Jared:「You admitted that I do great work for you , and you missed me .」
Natalie:「I said no such thing .」
Jared:「Well , you implied it by hiring me .」
Natalie:「Well , now , I guess I 've changed my mind . I would n't hire you if you were the last ex - con on this planet , especially after what you did to my sister .」
Jared:「What about what she did to me ?」
Natalie:「Okay , I ca n't hear you !」
Jared:「Natalie , come here . Look , now who 's being the child ?」
Natalie:「I 'm going to my father 's office .」
Jared:「What , to tattle on me ?」
Natalie:「No , to wait for my mother to call me back .」


Jared:「I 'll be here .」
Natalie:「Huh , not if you do n't want security to throw you out .」
Jared:「Natal-- damn it !」
narration:[ Knock on door ]
Jared:「What ? Natalie has stepped out --」
Charlie:「Hey , son .」
Jared:「What the hell are you doing here ?」
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Jessica:「Why wo n't they let me go ? Did you tell them that I was pretending to be Tess ?」
Nash:「Swore to it in writing , yes .」
Jessica:「Okay , so what is the problem ?」
Viki:「Okay , why do n't you sit down ?」
Jessica:「Mom , I do n't want to sit down , okay ? Because I do n't feel sick .」
Viki:「Fine , I 'm going to sit down ! I 'm exhausted !」
Jessica:「Look , I am really sorry about --」
Viki:「I know you are . I know how you feel , Jessica , okay ? And trust me , we are going to discuss this at some time , but not now . Now , the problem is that the conditions of the commitment papers that you had drawn up require that you be evaluated before you are released .」
Jessica:「Well , how long does that take ?」
Nash:「That takes 48 hours but --」
Jessica:「48 hours ? This morning , they said I 'd be here till spring , so --」
Nash:「48 hours , but I spoke to the doctors . I convinced them to release you immediately , as long as you legally protect St. Ann 's by signing an order which releases you -- the previous order -- a lot of orders -- sign .」
Jessica:「I 'm not signing it .」
Viki:「Oh , my God .」
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Todd:「I want a real marriage . And I realize it wo n't be easy , but I think it 's worth it . You know , you 're the only woman on the face of the earth who can call me on my crap .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , I think you 're forgetting about your daughter .」


Todd:「Yeah , but you taught her that . You 're strong and tender at the same time . And you 're absolutely sexy as hell . I mean , you know when you 're really sexy ? When you sing at the club . Oh , my God . My fantasy ? I walk up on the stage , grab you by the hair --」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , great !」
Todd:「Drag you into the dressing room , and just let you have it right there on the floor .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay , you know , you know -- thank you , but remind me not to invite you to my next gig .」
Todd:「And then you got a great sense of humor .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , yeah . Todd , come on .」
Todd:「No , no , no , you had your chance by the pool . It 's my turn now .」
Blair Waldorf:「So what is this , some -- ahem -- delayed reaction ?」
Todd:「No , it 's me doing my pathetic best to let you know that I care a great deal about you .」
Blair Waldorf:「I know that you love me . Todd , I love you , and you know that . But that does not mean that we can make this work .」


Todd:「Can you just walk away from this ? I ca n't walk away from it . Do n't think about Margaret , or Spencer -- anybody . Do n't think about Sam , Starr , Jack , Dorian . Do n't think about anything but you and me . And ask yourself , " What do I really want ? "」
Blair Waldorf:「I want you .」
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Nash:「I do n't understand -- I thought you wanted to get out of this place .」
Jessica:「Well , I do , but I put this order in place to protect Bree and if I revoke it just because I want to get out , then --」
Nash:「Then ?」
Jessica:「Well -- okay . It 's not like we 're in any danger of Tess coming back , but you never know , right ? And I need to protect my daughter .」
Viki:「Darling , I 'm quite sure you can file another order once you 've been released .」
Jessica:「I know but , you know , as we all know , this is my fault -- that 's why you had me committed in the first place , right ? I crossed the line --」
Nash:「Oh , yeah , except that I did n't know you were going to be held here .」


Jessica:「Well , now I 've learned my lesson -- I play Tess , I get a 48-hour time - out .」
Viki:「Okay , normally , I would agree with you were it not for the fact that Allison Perkins is here -- the woman is a menace ! I 'm going to go to the doctors and explain the situation , okay ?」
Jessica:「No , no , no , do n't bother , you know ? Just do n't bother with them . I -- you know , it 's already been 24 hours . I can just spend the night here , I 'll get evaluated , and I 'll probably learn something . You know , I always do , so --」
Nash:「Yeah , yeah , yeah .」
Jessica:「And then you guys can come get me tomorrow .」
Nash:「Sure -- are you sure ?」
Jessica:「Yes .」
Nash:「Hmm .」
Jessica:「Yes .」
Viki:「I 'm not happy with this , I really am not . I 'm not comfortable with you being here with Allison ! What was she talking about , you changing your mind ? What was that ?」
Jessica:「I do n't know . She does n't even know what she 's saying .」
Viki:「She knew enough to grab me .」
Jessica:「Mom , I 'm just going to hang out in my room and sleep , okay ? I will be fine , and you know what -- you should go home and get some sleep , okay you get some rest and you call me tomorrow .」
Viki:「I ca n't change your mind ?」
Jessica:「No . But I 'm sorry , really .」
Viki:「Fine . I 'll call your father and I 'll call your sister .」
Nash:「I 'm going to stay here for a little longer .」
Viki:「Okay . All right , now , listen to me -- you have got to be very careful . If that woman comes anywhere near you --」
Jessica:「I will -- I promise , okay ?」
Viki:「Okay . I love you . I 'll see you tomorrow .」
Jessica:「You -- you do n't have to stay .」
Nash:「Yeah , I do , because you 're lying to me -- again !」
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Charlie:「I just wanted to explain about yesterday .」
Jared:「How the hell did you know where to find me ?」
Charlie:「Well , I called the Buchanan house and the butler told me where you were .」
Jared:「Do n't call me there , and do n't come looking for me .」
Charlie:「Why -- problems ? Look , I just wanted to tell you why I missed our lunch .」
Jared:「Ah . Yeah , what was it ? Was it -- was it rum and cokes or are you back to vodka ?」
Charlie:「No . I was in the hills by the lake , scouting a possible contracting job and we ran out of gas .」
Jared:「Oh , right , and then your dog ate the cell phone .」


Charlie:「No . But there was n't any signal for the cell phone , so by the time I got back into town , you were gone .」
Jared:「Whatever you say .」
Charlie:「It wo n't happen again .」
Jared:「You 're right -- it wo n't . Now , if you will get out of here before I throw you out --」
Charlie:「Uh -- no . I 'm sorry , I 'm not going anywhere .」
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Roxy:「Hey , handsome .」
Rex:「I 've got to talk to you .」
Roxy:「Yeah -- ca n't you see I 'm doing highlights ?」
Rex:「Aunt Corinne told me something interesting about Dad .」
Roxy:「Oh , we 'll just let this bleach sit here and let it do its magic .」
Addie:「How long does it take ?」
Roxy:「Oh , about 20 minutes , give or take five or 10 or something .」
Dorian:「Oh , Roxy , please do be careful with my sister 's hair . Five minutes one way or the other could be the difference between honey - blond and bimbo .」
Roxy:「Hey , Dorian , I got it under control .」
Dorian:「Yeah -- right .」
Roxy:「So what 'd your Aunt Corinne say ?」
Rex:「Not much -- just that Walter was n't my dad .」
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Blair Waldorf:「You know , Todd , what if it does n't work ? The kids get hurt , we end up hurting each other , again ?」


Todd:「And what if we do n't try , just walk away from it , never find out ? I think that 'll hurt more . I 'm not saying that I wo n't make mistakes -- you know I will -- but I promise you that I 'm never going to give up on you .」
Blair Waldorf:「What makes this different than any of the other times ?」
Todd:「We 're better people now ; we 've changed a little bit . Going out to find Sam -- I think that made us a team and it made us trust each other more now .」
Blair Waldorf:「You scared ?」
Todd:「No . I want to be married to you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Wanting something and making it happen are two different things .」
Todd:「That 's true . Ahem .」
Blair Waldorf:「What are you doing ?」
Todd:「Well , no , I 'm just -- not much -- just doing a little something I should 've done a little while ago .」
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Jessica:「I did n't lie to you . I told you that I was going to smoke Jared out by pretending to be Tess .」


Nash:「And who are you smoking out now ? Does n't have anything to do with that -- what -- what was that crazy person 's name , Allison --」
Jessica:「I did n't even know she was here , Nash !」
Nash:「Yeah , but now you do , do n't you ? Who is she ?」
Jessica:「She 's one of Mitch Laurence 's groupies .」
Nash:「Mitch Laurence ?」
Jessica:「Yes .」
Nash:「Right , he 's -- he 's the big evildoer , right ? What , your natural , biological father or something ?」
Jessica:「Yes .」
Nash:「Right , and Allison Perkins -- it 's coming back to me . She 's -- she 's the one who stole Natalie and sold her to gypsies or some crazy thing , right ?」
Jessica:「Something like that .」
Nash:「Mm - hmm .」
Jessica:「She was also the one that told me that Clint is n't my biological father .」
Nash:「Ah . Yeah , it 's coming back to me . You know , I -- I think I 'm with Viki . I do n't want you locked up in here with her .」
Jessica:「Well , I 'm not locked up in here with her . I have my own room , and I 'm going to go to bed and then I 'm going to be home tomorrow , so everything will be fine -- it 's no big deal .」
narration:[ Knock on door ]
Sister:「Visiting hours are over . I 'm afraid you 'll have to leave .」
Nash:「I 'm not going anywhere .」
Jessica:「Nash -- everything will be fine , okay ? Go home and tell my daughter that I love her and I will see her tomorrow .」
Nash:「You promise that you 'll stay in here and you 'll stay away from Allison Perkins ?」
Jessica:「I 'll see you tomorrow .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie:「Look , I do n't blame you for not trusting me , but I 'm just asking you for one more chance .」
Jared:「And if I refuse ? What are you going to do , Charlie -- are you going to rat me out ?」
Charlie:「No , I 'm just going to keep asking .」
Jared:「Why ? Why ? I told you -- I do n't want this , okay ? I do n't need you anymore .」
Charlie:「Okay , but I need you .」
Jared:「What ? What -- what is it you need ? Do you want money ? You think you 're going to cash in now that everyone thinks I 'm a Buchanan ?」
Charlie:「No . All I want is a little bit of time from you , Jared . I 've changed -- I know you do n't believe that , but it 's true . I met someone .」
Jared:「Oh .」


Charlie:「No , and she gave me the most wonderful gift -- she told me that you are the most important thing in my life and that I should never , ever give up on you , and you know something ? She 's right .」
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Natalie:「Mom ? Hey , did you get my message ?」
Viki:「Yes , but I thought I 'd better come and speak to you in person , honey .」
Natalie:「Well , I heard about Jess -- is she okay ?」
Viki:「Yes and no . Can we go in your office and talk , honey ?」
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Roxy:「She said what ?」
Rex:「That her brother -- your husband -- was n't my father .」
Roxy:「That 's crazy . You know , she 's always had it in for me and she does n't like the fact that we 've gotten so close over the last six years , so she would do anything to wreck that . So what else did she say ?」
Rex:「Not much .」
Roxy:「Huh . Hey , listen , you know , your daddy 's been dead for a lot of years already , so why did she even bring that out ?」
Rex:「No , see , I started it . And then she told me about these -- these letters that she started to get from Walter around the time that I was conceived . It seems you and Walter were n't getting along .」
Roxy:「" Get along " ? We never got along . We were fighting all the time . You know , the only time that we used to get along was when we were fighting and we used to fight because , you know , because he was a doctor and he always thought that he was better than everybody else and I used to give him hell and I 'd take a couple of belts just to prove that I meant business . And then he 'd be yelling and then he 'd be boo - hooing to his sister , so that was it -- ta - da . That was our marriage .」
Rex:「Right , so you 'd have a few and --」
Roxy:「No , and listen -- he had a few , too . Believe me -- your daddy knew how to drink .」
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Addie:「And now , your turn .」
Miles:「Oh . Uh -- well , there 's number three -- to fall in love .」
Addie:「That 's on my list , too .」
Miles:「What , you 've never fallen in love ?」
Addie:「Nope .」
Miles:「Not even with Blair 's father ?」
Dorian:「That 's it . You have no right to pry into my sister 's life .」
Miles:「I was n't prying .」
Dorian:「Oh , yes , you were and I will not have it .」
Miles:「I 'm sorry , Addie .」
Addie:「It 's okay . We just never discuss him .」
Dorian:「And we never will .」


narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「You know , yeah , we -- we probably should go check on --」
Todd:「No , no , no , no , no .」
Blair Waldorf:「Sam .」


narration:[ Cell phone ringing ]
Clint:「What do you want ?」
Aubrey:「Just checking . Are you rethinking the decision to disinherit Joey if I do n't sign a prenup ?」
Clint:「Sorry , little girl . I do n't scare that easily .」
Aubrey:「Okay . Well , you have until your grandsons ' christening . If Joey 's not back in your will by then , I will make a speech . I 'll have to tell your entire family what you did to Rex Balsom 's paternity test . Oh , hey . You disinherited him , too , did n't you ? Before he ever even knew you were his father .」
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Gigi:「Shane , buddy , get moving . Your dad and I have to get to the christening and you 'll be late for school .
 Are you taking those to the lab ?」
Rex:「If Charlie is not my dad , I 'm not sure I want to know .」
Gigi:「You have to know , Rex . Okay , you hate Clint Buchanan for some reason , and if he were your father , that would definitely suck , but would it be worse than living a lie for the rest of your life ?」
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Brody:「All right , son . You ready for your big day ?」
Viki:「He is now .」
Jessica:「Oh , it 's beautiful , Mom .」
Viki:「This was Kevin 's christening gown . I gave Joey 's to Natalie and John .」
Brody:「We 're gon na put Asa in a gown ?」
narration:[ Viki chuckles ]
Clint:「Asa ?」
Jessica:「We finally decided . We 're gon na name the baby after Grandpa .」
Brody:「We know they 're big boots to fill , but I think our son is up to it .」
Clint:「Thank you . Pa would be honored .」
Viki:「Honored ? Are you kidding ? He 'd take an ad out in the paper . It 's a good , strong name , darling .」
Jessica:「Well , I can hardly wait to see what name John and Natalie chose .」
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John:「Asa . What do you think of the name Asa ?」
Natalie:「I was just gon na ask you the same thing .」
John:「Asa McBain . That 's a big name for a little man .」
Natalie:「Look , I know that you had issues with my grandfather , so if you 're having second thoughts ...」
John:「I looked the name up in one of those books that you bought and it said that Asa was some sort of royalty .」
Natalie:「A king . Only the best for our little guy . Is n't that right , your highness ?」
John:「Yeah , well , I 'm not so sure about royalty , but Asa 's a hell of a good name .」


Natalie:「Oh , my dad would definitely be thrilled .」
John:「Yeah , definitely .」
Natalie:「You 're still having a problem with that trust that he set up , are n't you ?」
John:「It 's not gon na happen . I do n't take money from other people .」
Natalie:「You know , my dad , that 's -- that 's the way he shows love for his family .」
John:「No . That 's how he controls you .」
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Joey:「Aubrey ?」
Aubrey:「Joey . Hey . I -- when I woke up and you were n't there , I thought you were already on your way to Llanfair .」
Joey:「No . No . I just went for a walk . I figured since I have to see my father today , I might as well just try and clear my head .」
Aubrey:「Did it work ?」
Joey:「Not exactly . My dad disowns me because I refuse to have my fiancée sign a prenup ? How do I live with that ?」
Aubrey:「We 'll be okay , Joey . I do n't care about the money .」
Joey:「I know . It 's just -- it 's tough when the father you love and trust turns into someone that you do n't even recognize anymore .」
Aubrey:「Hey . I told you not to worry . Your father 's gon na come around and he 's gon na go back to how he was before .」
Joey:「How can you be so sure ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Cell phone ringing ]
Kelly:「Cutter .」
Cutter:「Calling to collect that rain check . Our breakfast date went way too fast .」
Kelly:「Whoo ! Well , you are outta luck . I just finished breakfast .」
Cutter:「Actually , I was thinking dinner this time .」
Kelly:「Oh ! Okay . Why do n't I take you upstairs with me ? We can look at my schedule and we can talk while I 'm getting dressed .」
Cutter:「That 's funny . You 're putting your clothes on , I 'm taking mine off .」
Kelly:「Oh , again ? At least I do n't have to turn my back this time .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , so good to be home .」


Todd:「It 's about time . Starr told me you were in Europe .」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's right . Paris .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knocking on door ]
 [ Man speaking French ]
Man:「Tomás .」
narration:[ Man speaking French ]
Tomás:「God .」
narration:[ Man speaking French ]
Man:「Before you ask , the answer is no . I have n't sold any more of your work . I only came here to explain .」
Tomás:「Why you betrayed me by telling some woman where to find me and who I am ?」
Man:「I did n't tell her your name . Only your address .」
Tomás:「Why ?」
Man:「Because the very beautiful Madame Cramer was looking for something , and I believe you are , too .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「So Téa wanted me to get rid of this . What 'd you have to go to Paris for , anyway ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You .So do you remember the painting that I showed you a while back ?」
Todd:「You mean the one that your psycho husband gave you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「The one that you said that you did n't have anything to do with ?」
Todd:「Right .」


Blair Waldorf:「Wrong . I tracked down the artist who painted it . He copied it from a photo that he found in a flea market . So do you have any idea how an old wedding photo of us ended up in the hands of a complete stranger , Todd ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rex:「Dorian probably has her own reasons for saying the paternity test was manipulated . There might not be any truth to it .」
Gigi:「Then why did you collect those samples ?」
Rex:「I do n't know , Geeg . I 've been jerked around so many times , I guess I feel like I just ca n't believe the search for my folks is finally over . I 'm still waiting for another " gotcha . "」
Gigi:「Maybe there wo n't be one this time . But if you 're ever gon na get another decent night 's sleep , you have to take that stuff to the lab . Shane , why are n't you ready for school ?」
Shane:「I 'm not going . I 'm sick . Look .」
Rex:「102 ?」
Gigi:「Oh , honey , why did n't you tell me you were n't feeling well when I woke you up ? I 'm so sorry .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Viki:「Sweetheart , we should be getting ready to go to the church .」
Charlie:「I ca n't . I feel terrible .」
Viki:「I know . So do I. I hate it when we fight , especially about Echo .」
Charlie:「No , no , I mean , I really feel terrible . I 've got a headache and chills . I think I 'm coming down with a cold .」
Viki:「Oh , honey , I 'm so sorry . What can I do for you ?」
Charlie:「I guess you 're just gon na have to tell everybody why I could n't be there today , because I do n't really think I should go to the christening and infect the whole family .」
Viki:「No . Absolutely not . Jessie and Natalie , I 'm sure , will understand . You know what ? You should -- if you 're not well , you know , you should just go to bed and take care of yourself .」
Echo:「You know what ? Viki , do n't worry . Really , if he needs anything , Nurse Echo will come to the rescue . It 's not like I have to be anywhere else .」
Viki:「You expected an invitation to the christenings ?」
Echo:「Well , it might have been nice .」
Viki:「Today is about my grandsons and I do not have to apologize to you for asking that it be a very peaceful event . Besides , it 's just family , okay ? So that 's all there is to it .」
Charlie:「It 's been a long and rocky road to this day , what with Jessica 's tough pregnancy and both boys being born prematurely .」
Echo:「You know what ? Do n't worry . Don't -- it 's no big deal , really . Just know that if you do need anything , I 'm here , and I do make a pretty mean chicken soup .」
narration:[ Echo chuckles ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「So you 're saying that you think my dad set up this trust expecting something in return ?」
John:「You know , we do n't have to talk about this now . Because today is ... it 's a day to celebrate , right ? I mean , it is -- it 's all about this guy . Look at him . Is he beautiful or what ?」
Natalie:「Yep . It 's all about you and your little cousin . The miracle babies . Get their day in public . Sometimes I ca n't believe how lucky we are .」
John:「Me neither .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Clint:「You know , I guess that we should start getting ready pretty soon .」
Jessica:「Yeah , but he should have a bottle before his big moment . Be right back .」
Brody:「That 's my boy . Did you see that killer smile ?」
Clint:「That was gas .」
Brody:「He 's really good at that , too . Everything he does . He 's the champ .」
Clint:「I knew that you would be a good father , Brody .」


Brody:「Well , if I turn out to be half as good as you , I 'll be a happy man .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie:「Thanks for the offer , but I think I 'm just gon na wait . Oh ...」
narration:[ Cell phone ringing ]
Charlie:「Oh , hey , it 's Rex . Hey , son .」
Rex:「Hey . Sorry for the short notice , but Shane 's home from school today and Gigi and I were wondering if maybe you could stay with him .」
Charlie:「I would love to , but I 've got this cold .」
Rex:「So does Shane . He said everybody at school 's coming down with it .」
Charlie:「Well , then I guess there 's no harm in me spending time with my favorite grandson .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Aubrey:「Like I said , the bottom line is your father loves you . That 's why he 'll change his mind .」
Joey:「You always see the good in people . That 's got ta be why I love you . We should probably get over to Llanfair and help everyone get ready . I 'll see you at church ?」
Aubrey:「Would n't miss it .」
narration:[ Knocking on door ]
Cutter:「Finally . I 've been going crazy .」
Aubrey:「I 'm sorry . I could n't get away .」
Cutter:「Is it true Joey 's father disinherited him ?」
Aubrey:「Yes . That 's why I had to spend the night . I could n't leave Joey after he got news like that .」
Cutter:「Why not ? He 's no use to us broke . Besides , I found another mark , so ...」
Aubrey:「We do n't need another mark . I told you I have something on Clint Buchanan .」
Cutter:「What ?」
Aubrey:「He altered some DNA tests , so if he does n't make things right with Joey , I 'll just have to let his family know all about it .」
Cutter:「So Clint 's future son - in - law -- Brody ?」
Aubrey:「Right .」
Cutter:「He 's not the father of Clint 's grandson .」
Aubrey:「No .」
Cutter:「But Clint is the father of this Rex guy ?」
Aubrey:「Right . Rex Balsom . Clint got Rama 's husband to alter the DNA tests , both of them .」
Cutter:「Buchanan must 've freaked when you told him you knew .」
Aubrey:「Yeah , it did take him a while to pick up his jaw off the floor .」
Cutter:「But he did n't promise to put Joey back in the will .」
Aubrey:「He will . Otherwise he knows I 'll sing like a canary at the christening .」
Cutter:「No , Aubrey . We do n't do blackmail .」


Aubrey:「There 's always a first time .」
Cutter:「Just like there 's always another mark . Joey Buchanan 's not the only one with money .」
Aubrey:「No . I put too much time in on this . I do n't want to start over with a new mark .」
Cutter:「You do n't have to . It 's my turn .」
Aubrey:「What are you talking about ?」
Cutter:「Yeah , I 'm talking about Kelly Cramer . She 's loaded . And I 'm already halfway there .」
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Kelly:「You look absolutely wonderful . I ca n't wait to meet the new man in your life . Where is the little guy ?」
Clint:「Lois is making sure he 's well fed before the big show .」
Kelly:「Oh , you know what ? I am so honored to be his godmother . Who 's the godfather ?」
Joey:「That would be me .」
Kelly:「Oh . You and I. Are gon na be ...」
Joey:「Godparents . Yup .」
Kelly:「Together .」
Jessica:「I know it 's a lot to ask . It 's a lifelong commitment .」
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Rex:「We are pretty psyched to be godparents . Thanks , you guys .」
Natalie:「Hey . You 're my brother no matter what DNA says .」
John:「Truth be told , you 're the two best parents we know .」
Gigi:「Okay , well , yeah , maybe we were until Shane became a teenager .」
Rex:「Yeah .」
Gigi:「Uh - oh .」
John:「Huh ?」
Gigi:「I think someone 's wet .」
Natalie:「Oh ! Ooh .」
John:「I 'll take him .」
Natalie:「Really ?」
John:「Oh , yeah .」
Natalie:「Ha ha ha !」
John:「There you go . Come on , little man . Yeah , I 've had a little practice .」
Natalie:「Yeah , one time with Hope .」
John:「You know , we 're not even married yet . I learned everything I need to know . I got it covered .」
Rex:「Look at John . He 's a natural at this father thing .」
Natalie:「It helps when you 're crazy about your son .」
Gigi:「Oh , you are doing great , John . But just a little advice . With boys , you have to--」
Rex:「Whoa ! Oh ! Whoa ! Kid 's got good aim . Maybe he 'll be a cop like his dad .」
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Todd:「I 'll tell you what I told Téa . I do not miss that old face . I 'm so much better looking now .」


Blair Waldorf:「And your ego is just as big , too . Look at all of these photos . No wonder Téa does n't want this in her house . It 's just you and me all the way through it . Wait a minute . This is missing from the photo album . Todd , are you sure that you did n't take this out ...」
Todd:「Why would I do that ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't know , but-- well , I ca n't imagine who else would want this photo .」
Todd:「I can .」
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John:「Okay . I 'm gon na go get ready , all right ?」
Natalie:「You do that . Do you see how happy he is ?」
Gigi:「It 's kind of hard to miss .」
Natalie:「I just -- I want you guys to be okay with everything today . You 're gon na be standing up in a church swearing that something you know technically ...」
Rex:「Listen , we would not have said yes if we were n't okay with it , Natalie .」
Natalie:「Okay . John -- when I look at them , they 're as close as any father and son could be . I mean , that 's more important than a blood test , right ?」


Gigi:「All that matters to us is seeing the three of you happy .」
Natalie:「We will be , as long as you guys can keep your promise .」
Rex:「You know we can .」
Gigi:「Honey , did you bring-- did you bring the present ?」
Rex:「No . I thought you had it .」
Gigi:「I do n't believe this . We have a gift for the baby , but I guess we left it back at the house .」
John:「All right , they 're out as godparents . No , forget about it . Another time .」
Gigi:「No , no , no . Like you said , we 're the godparents , so we 're just gon na run home and grab it and we 'll see you at the church , okay ?」
Natalie:「Okay . See you guys later .
 So , now that you 're a pro with the diaper , you want to give a bottle a try ?」
John:「Why not ? It 's got ta be a lot safer than the one I just went through .」
Natalie:「Ha ha ! Here we go .」
John:「There 's my boy . Look at this guy .」
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Gigi:「All that stuff I said about you not being able to live without knowing who your father is , and here I am about to keep the truth from this baby forever ?」
Rex:「I know seeing John made me realize if the new test says that Charlie 's not my father , I 'm not the only one who 's gon na be affected .」
Gigi:「It meant so much to Charlie . After losing Jared , to have a son again .」
Rex:「I do n't know if I can take that away from him .」
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Charlie:「[ Sneezes ] I 'm just glad that your cold 's not as bad as mine . What are you working on there ?」
Shane:「Just some math homework .」
Charlie:「Huh . I was n't too bad at math if you need any help .」
narration:[ Knocking on door ]
Charlie:「I 'll get it . [ Groaning ]」
Echo:「Oh ! Hey . I thought I 'd come by and see my two favorite guys . And I come bearing soup .」
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Viki:「I think that Jessie made a very wise choice . Do n't you , Clint ?」
Clint:「Sure .」
Viki:「You two are gon na make wonderful godparents .」
Joey:「Even if I have no experience as a father ?」
Jessica:「Oh , but you 've always been such a great big brother and Kelly , you 're a wonderful mother , and I know if anything were to happen to me , you guys would take care of him like he was your own .」
Kelly:「Do n't make me cry , okay ?」


Jessica:「The important thing is that godparents work well as a team . That 's why I picked you two . You work really well together .」
Joey:「I just hope that you and Brody will return the favor when Aubrey and I have kids . I mean , there 's nothing more important than family . Right , Dad ?」
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Aubrey:「When you said you were dating Kelly , I did n't think you were serious .」
Cutter:「Taking her out to dinner tonight . All in the line of duty . I mean , come on , have you seen Kelly ? She has got a great ... portfolio . Aah !」
Aubrey:「It 's not funny .」
Cutter:「I 'm just saying . Pretty much everything that Joey 's family does n't own , Kelly 's aunt does . You 've heard of Dorian lord , right ?」
Aubrey:「It just seems a little crazy to switch targets right in the middle of everything .」
Cutter:「I 'm just saying . You blow Clint Buchanan out of the water , he 's gon na say you did it out of spite . You know , you were n't getting enough money because of the prenup . It 's not gon na look good to Joey .」
Aubrey:「I thought about that . And I figured out a way to make it work .」
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Blair Waldorf:「You know who stole this photo and took it to France ?」


Todd:「That 's obvious . Eli Clarke .」
Blair Waldorf:「Todd , I already told you . The painting was done in 2003 . Got it ? Way before Eli was ever in my life .」
Todd:「He could 've been stalking you all that time .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , sure , he could 've been stalking me . But I think he was too busy stalking his other victims , you know , to steal a wedding photo of ours .」
Todd:「And this artist could n't explain how that photo ended up at a flea market ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . All he could offer me was some wine , pate , some very interesting music .」
Todd:「I do n't know , Blair . Sounds like another weirdo .」
Blair Waldorf:「No , Todd , actually , he was quite charming .」
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Tomás:「You 're wrong , Claude . I 'm not looking for anything but next month 's rent .」
Claude:「Tomás , you are young , yet you 've shut yourself off from the world . What good is your art or your music if you have no one to share them with ?」
Tomás:「You know what ? I enjoy my life .」


Claude:「Alone . With a painted image instead of a flesh - and - blood woman .」
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Todd:「I 'm sure he was n't really that charming . You 're just a sucker for the accent .」
Blair Waldorf:「He was American , Todd . He 's been living in Paris a long time and actually , he 's quite talented .」
Todd:「Is he ? What , are you an art critic now ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . He managed to capture something in the portrait . Even though he just copied it off a photograph , it -- I do n't know . He managed to paint the whole person . It 's like he knew what was-- what was in my heart .」
Todd:「Huh . Come on . Give me a break .」
Blair Waldorf:「You give me a break ![ Scoffs ] It 's like he just knew what this wedding meant to me . The day I married you was the happiest I 've ever been .」
Todd:「Are you hitting on me , Blair ?」
Blair Waldorf:「What ? Hitting ? You know what ? I give up .」
Todd:「Okay . I 'm sorry . It 's just the way you were talking about the wedding .」


Blair Waldorf:「You know , excuse me for admitting that you made me happy at one time . I mean , truly happy . Granted , it did n't last , but the fact that it actually did happen , it makes me wonder if maybe it could happen again , and you know what , Todd ? I would really , really like that .」
Todd:「Okay .」
Blair Waldorf:「" Okay " ? I do n't need your permission , okay ?」
Todd:「All right . I 'm sorry . Jeez . Calm down .」
Blair Waldorf:「You and Téa , you got a second chance .」
Todd:「Right , and maybe someday you will , too , huh ?」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's what that artist , complete stranger , made me think . He captured something in that portrait that I 've got ta get back .」
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Tomás:「I get along fine by myself .」
Claude:「That , my dear Tomás , is a bigger lie than you telling your landlord you 'll have the rent next week . But I suppose this is not my affair .」
Tomás:「No , it 's not . And next time someone comes looking for me , I 'll thank you not to provide them with my address .」


Claude:「Surely you did not object to spending a few moments with a woman as beautiful as Blair Cramer ? Hmm ? Did she find what she was looking for ?」
Tomás:「No . She seems to be on ... some kind of journey .」
Claude:「Hmm . Sounds familiar .」
Tomás:「Told her all I could . She still has many questions .」
Claude:「If you ever find answers , here is her address .」
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Echo:「Here 's one for you .」
Charlie:「I got ta hand it to you , Echo . You sure do have a way with chicken soup .」
Shane:「You made this ?」
Echo:「Well , I can not tell a lie . I actually ordered it from the Buenos Dias . Ha ha ha !」
Charlie:「It 's the thought that counts .」
Echo:「Thank you .」
narration:[ Computer chimes ]
Charlie:「What was that ?」
Shane:「Just a message on my computer .」
Echo:「So did you need some Tabasco in it or anything ?」
narration:[ Door opens ]
Rex:「Hey . Everything all right ?」
Gigi:「We forgot our christening gift . Um ... I guess it 's upstairs . Oh , hi .」
Echo:「Hi . I heard that the guys were feeling a little under the weather so I brought soup . I hope you do n't mind .」
Rex:「Sure .」
Echo:「And as you can see , I 'll do just about anything . Use any excuse to stay close to the guys I care about .」
Gigi:「How you doing , honey ? See , you 're not that hot . Maybe you 're not getting a cold after all .」
Shane:「Maybe .」
Gigi:「I better get that present .」
Rex:「We are godparents for John and Natalie 's baby .」
Echo:「Oh !」
Charlie:「I got ta admit , I 'm just a little jealous of John and Brody , too . I think it 's a very special day , the christening of your son . I just wish -- and I 'm not saying this to make you feel bad-- but I just wish I 'd been able to have that with you , Rex .」
Rex:「Well , you 're making up for it now , right ?」
Charlie:「I 'm trying . Ha !」
Rex:「You 're doing way more than that . Ever since the paternity test , you 've been there for me and for Shane , and do n't think I do n't appreciate it , okay ?」
Charlie:「I guess this christening has gotten us all a little sentimental .」
Rex:「Yeah , I guess .」
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Cutter:「You know that telling Joey the truth about his dad might backfire .」


Aubrey:「Not if I play it right . " Oh , Joey , I 've been so upset about this . Maybe I should n't say anything . Please , can we just forget it ? Well , yes , you do have the right to know if your sister 's being deceived about the father of her baby , but Joey , you 're being deceived , too . You have another brother out there . And if you think about what your father 's done to him , we 're lucky that he only asked me to sign a prenup . You know I do n't care about the money . It 's only your father who does , and he lied about his own son . Joey , I 'm so , so sorry . " Scene . How was that ?」
Cutter:「Somebody get this woman an Oscar !」
Aubrey:「So ? Putting Joey back in the will is the least of what Clint will have to do to make up for it .」
Cutter:「You know this is why I love you .」
Aubrey:「I know . I better get to the christening . See ? Now you can stop dating Kelly Cramer . I 've got us covered .」
Cutter:「Yeah , hi . I 'd like to make reservations for tonight . Dinner for two .」
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Natalie:「Reverend Dennis , how are you ?」
Reverend Dennis:「Very well . And how is this handsome fellow ?」
Natalie:「Oh , he 's ready for his big day . His daddy 's out parking the car .」
Reverend Dennis:「You and your sister have much to share today . I 'm honored to welcome your children into our faith .」
Natalie:「Okay , little guy .
 I know that I probably do n't have the right to ask for your blessing , but ... and I know that I lied and a lie is a sin , but a lie out of love , maybe that 's different ? At least I hope it is . So I am asking for your blessing and your forgiveness for sealing this lie for all of eternity . And ... in return , I promise I will spend the rest of my life trying to deserve the happiness you 've given me .」
narration:[ Footsteps ]
Reverend Dennis:「Welcome . Now that you 're all here , I just have to know what you 're naming these fine young men .」
All:「Asa .」
Natalie:「How could we come up with the same name ?」
Kelly:「Has to be another twin thing .」
Jessica:「I should 've checked with you first .」
Natalie:「What do we do now ?」
Gigi:「Well , you ca n't call them both Asa .」
John:「Yeah . You take the name . We 'll come up with something else .」
Reverend Dennis:「In a hurry .」
Jessica:「No . Um ...」
Natalie:「Maybe we could just switch out the first name and the middle name ?」
Jessica:「We could just switch the first and the middle names .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Gigi:「Have you made a decision yet ?」
Rex:「I was gon na go to the lab after the ceremony , but now ...」
Gigi:「Hopefully you 'll get some clarity being in a church , right ? And hey . Whatever you decide , I 'm right there with you .」
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Joey:「I better see what 's keeping Aubrey .」
Clint:「Joey . I see Aubrey 's not joining you today .」
Joey:「She 's on her way . So if you 're hoping that she ditched me when I lost my inheritance , I 'm sorry to disappoint you .」
Clint:「Keep your voice down .」
Joey:「Do n't worry . I wo n't tell my sisters what an S.O.B. their father is . At least not today .」
Kelly:「Hey . You 'll be happy to know the names have been decided . Come on . Let 's take our places up front , okay ?」
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Aubrey:「Do you have something you 'd like to tell me ?」
Clint:「Yes . Go to hell .」
Aubrey:「Watch your language . We are in a church . Which is lucky , because I might have a confession to make , although it wo n't be about anything I 've done . It 'll be about something that you 've done .」
Clint:「I told you before -- I do n't respond to threats .」
Aubrey:「The clock is ticking . How this christening ends is up to you .」
Viki:「Hey , we 're ready to begin .」
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Reverend Dennis:「Dearly beloved , we are privileged to witness and support in faith the christening of two children . Do you present this child ?」
Natalie:「Yes . Liam Asa McBain . " Liam " means strong - willed warrior in Gaelic .」
John:「And " Asa " needs no explanation . [ All chuckling ]」
Jessica:「We present Ryder Asa Lovett . Ryder Lovett was Brody 's grandfather . He fought in the Korean War and won the Purple Heart . He taught his grandson about honor .」
Reverend Dennis:「Who will be responsible for supporting these children in our faith and our way of life ?」
All:「We will , with God 's help .」
Reverend Dennis:「Let us now pray for Liam and Ryder , who are about to receive the sacrament of new birth . Deliver them from the ways of sin . Open their hearts to your grace and truth . Bring them to the fullness of your peace and glory .」
All:「Lord , hear our prayers .」
Reverend:「Liam Asa McBain . Ryder Asa Lovett . I baptize you in the name of the father , and of the son , and of the Holy Spirit . Amen .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Todd:「I 'm sorry that I ca n't join you on your journey and your quest to find the meaning of life or whatever it is . I have a job .」
Blair Waldorf:「Okay , well , I appreciate you bringing by the album . Very nice .」
Todd:「So listen . Paris is one thing . They 've got the great food and the decent scenery and everything .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , but what ?」
Todd:「I just do n't want you flying off to Nepal or something like that , searching for whatever it is you 're looking for .」
Blair Waldorf:「Would you miss me ?」


narration:[PREVIOUSLY_ON]
Todd:「All the guys from the O'Brien gang -- they 're all gone . They are not coming back . Nobody can know that I forced Blair into hiding . Now , get out of here .」
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Bo:「You want to press charges ?」
Natalie:「He said he had people that would kill for him .」
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Lindsay:「Taking her man .」
Allison:「Nora Buchanan 's man is Troy Maciver .」
Emily:「When she finds out about Lindsay , it 's going to be over .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Would you look at me , out in the big bad world .」
Todd:「Yeah , look at you in the big bad world .」
Blair Waldorf:「You know what I feel like ? I feel like I could run the marathon . So why do n't you join me in the celebration and do a little jogging with me --」
Todd:「No , no , no . When I got thrown off the football team , I made a vow that I would never again do a wind sprint .」
Blair Waldorf:「Come on . It 's just a little jog in celebration . I want to feel the wind in my hair .」


Todd:「You do that --」
Blair Waldorf:「I want to take in all the fresh air . What ?」
Todd:「You go and have your little jog . I got a phone call I got to make . What ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I kind of feel like I 've been in prison because of that mobster . And you freed me . I love you so much , Todd . Oh .」
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Liz:「You poor guy . You 've certainly had a miserable time of it , have n't you ?」
Max:「You know what I do n't understand ?」
Liz:「What ?」
Max:「What 's the question ?」
Liz:「Max , do n't you think you 've already had a lot to drink ?」
Max:「I can answer that .」
Liz:「Mm - hmm .」
Max:「Yes , I 've had more than my fair share , but it 's not helping .」
Liz:「Never does .」
Max:「I know . I knew that going in , but , you know , sometimes you just want to shut down , you know ?」
Liz:「Yeah , I certainly do .」
Max:「Did I mention I 'm broke ?」


Liz:「Yep , you did .」
Max:「And I 'm drunk .」
Liz:「Yes , you are .」
Max:「And I do n't have a job .」
Liz:「Nope .」
Max:「And I have no home .」
Liz:「No .」
Max:「So you 're nice to me ?」
Liz:「You 're in pain .」
Max:「Hmm .」
Liz:「You know what I think ?」
Max:「Uh - uh .」
Liz:「I do n't think it 's because you do n't have a job and you 're broke and you do n't have any money anymore . I think that you 're much more upset about your marriage .」
Max:「Roxy 's a funny woman .」
Liz:「Funny ?」
Max:「Yeah , strange - funny sometimes . She found the tapes .」
Liz:「The -- I 'm sorry ?」
Max:「The tapes -- the videotapes of Luna , my wife . My -- my -- my late wife .」
Liz:「Roxy found them ?」
Max:「Yeah , in the house . And she gave them to me .」
Liz:「Oh .」
Max:「Which I do n't understand . You know , she -- all Roxy wanted was to be my wife . And she had to know that I loved Luna more than I would ever love -- she gave me the tapes .」
Liz:「I guess she just wanted to see you happy , Max .」
Max:「Yeah , but -- she risked everything so I could be happy ?」
Liz:「She must have cared about you a great deal .」
Max:「Yeah .」
Liz:「So you know what ? I would n't be too discouraged , because if she cared about you that much , you may get another chance .」
Max:「Oh -- I 'm so sorry I bored you with all my problems , spilling my guts .」
Liz:「I 'm just glad you were able to get it out .」
Max:「That 's because you are a good listener .」
Liz:「Thank you . I 've just gone through a whole lot in my own life -- enough to know --」
Max:「You want one ?」
Liz:「Things are going to look -- no -- a lot better for you in the morning , I promise . I 'm sorry .」
Max:「Yeah .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
R.J.:「Oh , believe it . There is a Valentine 's Day wedding in Nora and Troy 's future .」
Lindsay:「I could n't care less .」
R.J.:「Oh , you care plenty .」
Lindsay:「How nice for them .」
R.J.:「Oh , yes , it is very nice for them , but not so nice for you .」
Lindsay:「What does that mean ?」
R.J.:「Oh , this wedding invitation puts an expiration date on your little affair with Troy .」


Lindsay:「You know , it really does n't matter whether Nora and Troy get married or not .」
R.J.:「Yes , it does , because then Troy would simply be stringing you along .」
Lindsay:「She may think that he 's in love with her and they 're going to live happily ever after .」
R.J.:「According to the invitation , that is exactly what they have planned .」
Lindsay:「A few empty words at the altar is not going to keep him from being with the woman that he really wants , and that 's me .」
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Allison:「Help me out , and I 'll tell you who Lindsay 's really sleeping with .」
Nora:「I 've lost interest .」
Allison:「It 's a great deal , considering who her bed buddy is .」
Nora:「I think the seamier side of Lindsay 's life should really remain a mystery . So , according to your file --」
Allison:「Ok , ok , I 'll give you the information for free . I kind of like the idea of sticking it to that bimbo .」
Nora:「Ms. Perkins , I have no interest who Lindsay Rappaport is sleeping with .」
Allison:「Maybe you should .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cristian:「You ok ?」
Natalie:「Yeah . Yeah . You ?」
Cristian:「I 'm fine . I 'm just worried , that 's all .」
Natalie:「You hardly said a word all the way up here .」
Cristian:「I was blown away . I mean , you were ready to go to bed with Mitch Laurence , Natalie .」
Natalie:「Cristian , please do n't be mad at me . I was --」
Cristian:「I 'm not . Look , I 'm not mad . It 's just that I told you not to go anywhere near the guy . You could have gotten hurt .」
Natalie:「I know , I know . I felt I had no choice . He said that --」
Cristian:「I begged you . I begged you not to take him on your own , Natalie .」
Natalie:「Cristian , I had to .」
Cristian:「Why ?」
Natalie:「Because that was the only way to save your life .」
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Blair Waldorf:「What is with you ? Come on , it 's time to celebrate . I 'm free , and you are my hero .」


Todd:「Look , I 'm nobody 's hero .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , yeah . Now , what are you talking about ? You just saved me from that mobster killing me . I think that is pretty heroic . And you let me stay at your house . You put up with my bad attitude , my bad moods , my complaining --」
Todd:「And you did . You complained about everything .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I did , did n't I ? What is wrong ?」
Todd:「It 's nothing . I just -- I do n't think I really should have left you alone like that .」
Blair Waldorf:「Todd , how would you know that that guy was going come in ? I mean --」
Todd:「I did .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Todd:「I knew . When you made those plans to go out with Sam , you know , I had this feeling in my gut . That 's why I called the feds , and then -- if anything had happened to you , it would have been my fault . And then -- you know , nobody to have dinner with .」


Blair Waldorf:「You know , no wonder I fell in love with you all over again . You always act like everything is , like , no big deal . But you have a heart bigger than anybody , Todd .」
Todd:「Hmm ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . So - so , hey , when do I get to testify against the shooter ?」
Todd:「Testify ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . I mean , I can just see him right now , standing over Suzanne 's body .」
Todd:「Yeah , that was rough .」
Blair Waldorf:「It still just -- it totally gives me the chills . Suzanne -- I mean , why did she have to die , Todd ? I mean , she was such a sweet , innocent little girl , and she loved Jack and Starr so much .」
Todd:「Yeah , she did .」
Blair Waldorf:「I guess giving that guy the death penalty is n't going to bring her back .」
Todd:「You know , now 's probably the time for you to get some good news that I have to give to you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ok . What 's that ?」
Todd:「You do n't have to testify . You do n't even need to go downtown at all .」


Blair Waldorf:「What -- what -- Todd , I 'm the only person who saw who killed Suzanne . What are you talking about ?」
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Roxy:「Well , ai n't this swell .」
Max:「Hey , Roxy , you 're here !」
Roxy:「R.J. Gives me this sad story about you being so miserable because I dumped you .」
Max:「I am miserable .」
Roxy:「And then I hightail it over here , and you 're coming on to some chippie .」
Liz:「Excuse me .」
Max:「She 's not a chippie . I was n't -- no -- no , no , I was drunk . I just lost it right there .」
Roxy:「Oh , yeah , blah , blah , blah . I used that excuse a million times before .」
Max:「It 's true !」
Roxy:「You lost it , and you 're going to lose me .」
Max:「What ? Wait . Whoa , whoa . Wait , wait -- whoa , whoa , wait , Roxy . Wait , Roxy ! Oh , man .」
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R.J.:「So , Troy only wants you ?」


Lindsay:「Well , he 's not ready to admit it , but , yeah . And Nora 's big dream is going to have a miserable end .」
R.J.:「Well , it certainly wo n't be because you tell Nora that you 're sleeping with her fiancé .」
Lindsay:「Did I say I was going to do that ?」
R.J.:「Oh , no . Because if you tell Nora , she 's just going to dump Troy and then Troy will hate you even more .」
Lindsay:「Look , R.J. , All I need to do is -- I 've just got to keep seeing him . Because by the time the wedding day rolls around , he 's going to know he ca n't live without me .」
R.J.:「And then Troy 's going to come to his senses and dump Nora ? Lindsay , I hate to repeat myself , but you have completely lost it .」
Lindsay:「We 'll see .」
R.J.:「The wedding is in two weeks . You can not stop it . You better just get used to the idea .」
Lindsay:「I can just picture the look on Nora 's face when she finds out that her new husband has been slipping out of her bed and into mine .」
R.J.:「That 's never going to happen .」
Lindsay:「Can you just imagine how she 's going to feel when she finds out that he 's been cheating on her ? Maybe even on their wedding night ?」
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Nora:「Troy , what are you doing here ?」
Troy:「Excuse me , Allison , but I 'd appreciate it if you would n't talk about Lindsay Rappaport anymore .」
Allison:「Why ?」
Troy:「Because that woman has done nothing but cause Nora pain and heartache for way too long .」
Allison:「Oh , no . And we would n't want that , now , would we ?」
Nora:「Ok , Troy , why are you visiting the women 's prison ?」
Troy:「You know , I was about to ask you the same thing .」
Nora:「Judge Fitzwater assigned me her case . It 's my pro bono for the month . Why are you here ?」
Troy:「I am trying to prove that Lindsay was behind the prison break , not Allison .」
Nora:「What ?」
Troy:「If I can do that , then I can get her sent back here .」
Nora:「Ok , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . I thought we put all this in the past . I thought Lindsay was history .」
Troy:「Not if I can get her sent back here to serve her time .」
Nora:「Oh , Troy , wait a second . You have been telling me for I do n't know how long now that I have to let it go , that I 've got to forget about Lindsay . And now I find out you 're trying to put her in prison ?」
Troy:「It 's where she belongs .」


Nora:「Maybe so . But why are you involved ? Why am I supposed to let go when you so obviously have n't ?」
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Blair Waldorf:「Wait . There 's no way I 'm going to let that shooter get away with that , Todd .」
Todd:「Blair , it 's not like the guy 's going to get away with anything .」
Blair Waldorf:「He shot Suzanne in cold blood , and there 's no telling --」
Todd:「Look , all right , he 's not going to walk for that .」
Blair Waldorf:「That 's right he 's not going to walk . After I finish testifying , there 's no way he 's going to walk anywhere .」
Todd:「You ca n't --」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Todd:「Look , the guy 's wanted in , like , 13 states , right ? They do n't need you to testify .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ?」
Todd:「Really . It 's like take a number with that guy . I mean , they 're lining up to figure out who 's going to shove the needle in .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know what ? It just does n't seem fair to me . I think that I should be able to testify . I mean , for Suzanne 's sake , Todd .」
Todd:「Yeah , but by the time they even get to the trial in Pennsylvania , he 'll be living in a coffin .」
Blair Waldorf:「So , what am I supposed to do , just forget it all happened ?」
Todd:「Yeah . And you 're supposed to think about what Jack 's face looks like the first time he sees you in the morning or how much you want to see Starr 's Christmas pageant next year .」
Blair Waldorf:「We got our family back .」
Todd:「Yeah , we do . Now , go . Go . Go take your run , and you can get all gooey about the fresh air .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ok . But you know what ? When I get back , I think we should plan a little getaway , a little trip .」
Todd:「Yeah ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah .」
Todd:「We 'll go to the movies .」
Blair Waldorf:「No . I 'm talking about , like , renting a little ski house up in the mountains , and then we can cuddle up by the fire at night --」


Todd:「Want to go to Florida ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Florida ? Ok . Florida . I do n't care ! Because there are just so many things I want to do with you .」
Todd:「You 're right , and we 'll do all of them . But you know what ? I got to go now . I got to go talk to Briggs at " The Sun , " make sure that he 's going , you know , take care of everything for a while .」
Blair Waldorf:「So you can spend time with the kids ?」
Todd:「Yeah , and you , too . Look , I 'll be at the penthouse . Go for your run . Happy jogging .」
Blair Waldorf:「Ok .」
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Sam:「Blair ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Whoo !」
Sam:「What are you doing out in public ?」
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Max:「What a nightmare .」
Liz:「Hey , hey , hey ! Hey , hey ! No -- no , no , no , no . No keys .」
Max:「What ?」
Liz:「There 's no way I 'm going to let you drive in this condition . You kidding ?」


Max:「Oh , you 're right . I 'm -- I 'm a mess .」
Liz:「Mm - hmm .」
Max:「Obviously . Otherwise , I would n't have let happen what just happened .」
Liz:「Hey .」
Max:「Oh , my head . Ow . Look , I 'm sorry .」
Liz:「It 's ok .」
Max:「I just feel low .」
Liz:「I know .」
Max:「That 's all .」
Liz:「I know .」
Max:「And you --」
Liz:「Would you be --」
Max:「You were so kind . And then I put my head on your shoulder .」
Liz:「That 's all right .」
Max:「And I just want you to know that R.J. -- R.J. 'S a very good friend of mine , and I -- the last thing I would do is try to come on to a woman he cares for .」
Liz:「I know .」
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R.J.:「Look , ok , Lindsay . I 've tried tough love . I 've tried coaxing . So why do n't I just say it ?」
Lindsay:「Ok . Say away .」
R.J.:「Now , listen -- Troy is not going to marry you . He is going to marry Nora . And after he marries Nora , he is not going to sleep with you anymore . Emphasis on the word " not . "」
Lindsay:「So you think he 's just been sowing his wild oats ?」
R.J.:「I do n't know what he 's sowing , but it 's going to be trouble .」
Lindsay:「R.J. , Troy and I are going to last . Nora and Troy are not .」
R.J.:「You have something on him .」
Lindsay:「Why do you say that ?」
R.J.:「I know you , Lindsay . You 're blackmailing him .」
Lindsay:「Well , I 'll admit he needed a little inducement in the beginning , but , ooh , after that --」
R.J.:「Ok , look , that 's -- I do n't want to know anything more about your sex life . And I have a beard . I will not be one .」
Lindsay:「Come on . I just need just a little time --」
R.J.:「No --」
Lindsay:「Just a little --」
R.J.:「No . I will not cover for you and Maciver anymore .」
Lindsay:「Ok , fine . You know what ? I do n't even need your help because things are falling into place , anyway .」
R.J.:「Good for you . But , please , find someplace else to hang out ? I do n't want Capricorn starting to attract the wrong element .」
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Troy:「Nora , we 're planning our wedding day . Now , you know as well as I do that eventually Lindsay 's going to try and do something to screw that up .」
Nora:「We just talked about this a few weeks ago . Now , what happened to change all this ?」
Troy:「Lindsay happened . She keeps popping up . She keeps sending me weird gifts . She keeps taunting you . She ca n't help herself . That 's why I want to put her away .」
Nora:「Ok , what happened now to rile you up ?」
Troy:「Nora , I know that Lindsay was behind the prison break , and I can prove it , using Allison .」
Nora:「Fresh out of St. Ann 's , she 's hardly going to be a credible witness . Not to mention Lindsay got a full - fledged pardon from the governor . In her head , she 's a terrific woman who saved the life of his granddaughter . That 's a very hard endorsement to break .」
Troy:「I understand that , ok ? But that pardon was for the crimes she committed before they locked her up . Now , the escape is still prosecutable .」
Nora:「Honey , that 's a lot of energy to expend .」
Troy:「I do n't care , Nora . I want her out of our lives .」
Nora:「Ok . Well , I do , too .」
Allison:「What type of lies is that Troy Maciver telling now ?」
Troy:「I do n't want to get her upset . You know what ? Maybe I should go back --」
Allison:「Yeah , you men are all alike . You want what you want and you want it now , and you do n't care about the women who love you . It 's all about your ego and your need . And then when you think you 're going to get caught , you lie ! I hate you all !」
Troy:「We should get a guard . Guard !」
Allison:「Well , I loved Ben , and he betrayed me . I loved Mitch , and he betrayed me . You love Troy , but he 'll betray you , too !」
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Cristian:「I should have seen this coming . If I had just used my head , I could have stopped this .」
Natalie:「Do n't , Cristian . I do n't think that anyone could have . I mean , we 've seen what Mitch can do . He had Allison transferred into the Llanview jail --」
Cristian:「Yeah .」
Natalie:「And look what happened to your mom .」
Cristian:「Yeah , but I was all wrapped up in my own problems . I thought I was the only one he was going to go after .」
Natalie:「This was n't your fault .」
Cristian:「He wanted you , so he threatened me to get to you .」
Natalie:「Yeah , well , he did n't really want me . He just wanted to say that he had consummated the stupid marriage .」


Cristian:「So you 'd go for the divorce instead of the annulment ?」
Natalie:「Yeah . He -- he just -- he wanted me as damaged goods . He wanted to hurt you and mom in the worst way possible .」
Cristian:「God . Jerk .」
Natalie:「Cristian , I tried to find a way to get out of it . I did . There was just no other way . I mean , you saw that drunk that came into the jail right after I was -- right when I was leaving ?」
Cristian:「Yeah . He was another one of Mitch 's guys ?」
Natalie:「Yeah .」
Cristian:「But , Natalie , I would never want you to do something like that for me .」
Natalie:「I know .」
Cristian:「I 'd rather he did get to me .」
Natalie:「I wish he 'd killed me .」
Cristian:「What ? Come on .」
Natalie:「I know that you 're never going to look at me the same way again .」
Cristian:「Listen to me . If anything , I love you more than ever .」
Natalie:「Cristian , I was going to give myself to another man .」
Cristian:「Yeah , but -- look , Natalie , you were doing it for me . And that 's -- that 's pretty amazing .」
Natalie:「Then why do I feel like this ? I just ca n't keep -- I ca n't stop thinking about what could 've happened .」
Cristian:「Hey , come on . You should n't feel bad .」
Natalie:「I saw the way you looked when you came in the room .」
Cristian:「Look , Natalie , you did n't do anything to be ashamed of . It was all Mitch . He tricked you into it .」
Natalie:「Yeah . He wanted to hurt you and mom and me .」
Cristian:「Hey , I never thought it was possible to hate anybody this much .」
Natalie:「Hey -- Mitch is in jail where he belongs , where you do n't belong . And speaking of -- how did you get out ?」
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Max:「Oh ! Oh .」
narration:[ Liz screams ]
Max:「Oh , oh .」
Liz:「Here , here . Open up and drink .」
Max:「Whoa ! It 's coffee .」
Liz:「I know it 's coffee .」
Max:「Yeah .」
Liz:「And you need it . Quit it . Do n't be a baby . The faster you drink this coffee , the sooner your headache 's going to go away .」
Max:「Yeah , but the sooner I 'm sober , the more it 's going to hurt .」
Liz:「I know . Are we talking headache or heartache here ?」


Max:「Both . I know Roxy . She will go to R.J. And say what she thinks . She 's -- I do n't want to be responsible for any trouble between the two of you .」
Liz:「Look , ok , I 'll make you a deal , all right ? You stay here and you keep drinking that coffee and get that alcohol out of your system , and I 'll go find Roxy , and maybe I can make her understand .」
Max:「Please , please make her understand that I did n't mean to hurt her .」
Liz:「I know .」
Max:「I never meant to hurt her .」
Liz:「I know . I 'll do my best , and you drink .」
Max:「Oh .」
Liz:「Ok ?」
Max:「Ok .」
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Roxy:「Thanks for nothing .」
R.J.:「Anytime . Be safe driving home .」
Roxy:「Do n't you get cute with me . You sent me racing over to your apartment because you said Max was heartbroken and missing me .」
R.J.:「He is .」
Roxy:「Where I 'm from , when you miss a hot number like me , you do n't start making time with some cheap knockoff blonde .」
R.J.:「Wait . There 's no other woman in Max 's life .」
Roxy:「There 's not enough blonde in that woman to fill these pumps .」
R.J.:「Who are you talking about ?」
Roxy:「I 'm talking about the woman in the apartment . I 'm talking about the woman that was all over him . It 's going to take a lot more than her to wash me out of his mind --」
R.J.:「Roxanne -- who are you talking about ?」
Roxy:「I 'm talking about that Liz chick .」
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Blair Waldorf:「All I know is the mob guy broke into the penthouse .」


Sam:「The shooter found you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , he was standing right over me .」
Sam:「Did n't the alarm go off ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No . I guess he disabled it . All I can tell you is that he was there and I thought -- I swear to god , I thought I was dead .」
Sam:「And then the cops arrived ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , actually , Todd showed up and grabbed him .」
Sam:「Oh , just in the nick of time .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm telling you this much -- that man wanted to kill somebody . I swear , I thought he was going to kill both of us . I mean , if the feds had n't shown up when they did --」
Sam:「Wait a minute , wait a minute . The feds ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . Yeah , Todd , I guess , tipped them off when we headed up to the cabin , and so they were watching the apartment .」
Sam:「Let me get this straight . This hit man was smart enough to get to you , but not smart enough to take care of Todd first ?」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , Todd was n't supposed to be there . Sam , look , it all happened so fast . All I know is that I 'm here and Todd saved me .」
Sam:「Yeah , and I 'm really glad of that , Blair . Your safety is the most important thing . And I know it was taking a toll on you to be cooped up like that .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah .」
Sam:「So , you and Todd --」
Blair Waldorf:「I want to say --」
Sam:「Are back together , right ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Sam -- I 'm so sorry that I hurt you .」
Sam:「No --」
Blair Waldorf:「I really am .」
Sam:「No , no , no , no , no .」
Blair Waldorf:「I --」
Sam:「I -- I 'm just glad that that shooter 's in custody .」
Blair Waldorf:「You were wonderful to me , Sam . You really were , and I 'll never forget that .」


Starr:「Oh , I hate hospitals . They scare me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I do n't think the judge meant for you to love it . It 's called community service .」
Starr:「These sick people give me the creeps .」
Blair Waldorf:「You gave a lot of people the creeps the other day when you ran off with Matthew . I think you should think about that today , Starr .」
Starr:「Okay , well , I 'm here . You can go now , okay ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , I can not go . I 'm going to wait for your supervisor , all right ? Oh --」
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Troy:「Nora -- Nora -- killer -- I have to tell Nora who the killer is . I have to tell --」
David:「Good morning , Nora . Or am I required to address you as Assistant District Attorney Buchanan now ?」
Nora:「What can I help you with , Mr. Vickers ?」
David:「You call me David . I 'm here to offer my services . Where would one sign up if one wanted to become a witness for the prosecution ?」
Nora:「Do you have evidence in a case ?」
David:「You want to nail Todd Manning ? I can help .」


Nora:「How ?」
David:「I 'll testify under oath that that bastard told me that he raped Blair .」
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Todd:「Tonight 's editorial . Wrote it myself .」
Evangeline:「" Slimeball ca n't take the heat " ? You 're not really going to run this ?」
Todd:「Why not ? You think it 's too soft ?」
Evangeline:「You ca n't say these things in print .」
Todd:「Well , it 's my newspaper , is n't it ?」
Evangeline:「If you take this attitude in the courtroom , there is nothing I can do for you . You are going to be convicted of rape .」
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John:「" Police have not released the name of the latest victim , but it has been confirmed she was a student at Llanview University and she was able to give a description of her attacker before she died . "」
Antonio:「Well , that ought to get his attention .」
John:「" According to police , that description matched one given by Troy MacIver , a former suspect in the music box murders . MacIver has identified the individual he believes to have framed him for the crimes . " The story 's everything that we wanted . Thanks .」
Kevin:「Well , listen , if a few lies in " The Banner " can help you catch this guy , I 'm more than happy to do it . He almost killed Flash , for crying out loud , you know ?」
Antonio:「She get off to London all right ?」
Kevin:「Yeah . We 're just hoping the doctor there can help her . Listen , good luck with this , all right ?」
Antonio:「All right .」
John:「Thanks again .」
Kevin:「You bet .」
John:「I do n't know if the killer 's going to buy this .」
Antonio:「Well , might get him to call you , though .」
John:「What we need to do is find a way to keep him on the line long enough that we can get a trace -- maybe even just get to hear some background noises , anything that can give us a clue to how to find him .」
Antonio:「I just hope he calls you before he decides to kill someone else .」
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Jessica:「Welcome back , boss .」
Kevin:「Oh , yeah , that 's cute . Well , at least somebody 's happy to see me .」
Jessica:「Are you sure you want to be back here ? I mean , do n't you want to take a little time ?」
Kevin:「Oh , look , Jess , I 'm not going to live my life looking over my shoulder . You know , I resigned . I 'm moving on . Listen , have you seen Roger Fisher ? I need him to check up on a story we wrote for the L.P.D. They think it might help catch the Music Box Killer , so --」
Jessica:「Roger 's not here .」
Kevin:「Oh . All right , well , remember to thank him when --」


Jessica:「Kevin -- Roger resigned last night .」
Kevin:「What ? Because I 'm coming back here .」
Jessica:「You do n't know that that 's --」
Kevin:「No , no , no , that 's the reason . I mean , he would n't have the editorial responsibility that he wants with me here . It 's obvious . Look -- man , he 's going to be so hard to replace . What am I --」
Kelly:「Who ?」
Jessica:「Roger Fisher -- he quit .」
Kelly:「Oh , my God . What are you going to do ?」
Kevin:「I do n't know what I 'm going to do .」
Kelly:「Well , you have to replace him immediately . I mean , this paper ca n't really function without him . There 's got to be someone good . I mean , just think . Maybe we can find someone better than him .」
Kevin:「Well , there is one person .」
Kelly:「Okay . Make a call . Get him .」
Kevin:「Yeah , well , it 's not a he , and I do n't know if you 're going to like it .」
Kelly:「No . Not Blair .」
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Blair Waldorf:「These headaches -- they 're just getting worse and worse . Just -- what 's the matter with you ?」


Starr:「You 're not fooling anyone , Mom .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Starr:「You 're not fooling me with those stupid headaches , and I do n't feel sorry for you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Excuse me . I 'm looking for a Nurse Bryce ?」
Nurse:「Well , you found her .」
Blair Waldorf:「Nurse Bryce , I 'm Blair Cramer . We spoke earlier on the phone today ?」
Nurse Bryce:「Oh , yes , Mrs. Cramer . Oh , you must be Starr . Do n't worry , Mrs. Cramer . She will not have time to get into mischief here . We have lots for her to do .」
Blair Waldorf:「Good . Starr , I will be back in about an hour , okay ? You be a good girl .」
Starr:「You know what ? I was thinking , since I 'm a really good singer and a really good dancer and I can -- and I can do it really well , too -- maybe I could put on a show for the sick people and cheer them up and everything .」
Nurse Bryce:「That would be wonderful .」
Starr:「Great .」


Nurse Bryce:「But I do n't think that 's what the judge had in mind . I 've heard about you and your escapades , missy . Do n't you even think about trying anything with me . This way . These books need to be alphabetized and re - shelved in the hospital library . I 'll check on you shortly .」
Starr:「Excellent .」
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Nora:「Mr. Vickers --」
David:「Ah --」
Nora:「Oh , David -- tell Dorian --」
David:「Mm - hmm ?」
Nora:「To stop messing in my cases or she 'll be responsible for Todd 's acquittal .」
David:「Dorian did n't send me , although I would like to see him put away as much as she would -- maybe even more .」
Nora:「And I like to try my cases the old - fashioned way , you know , without suborning perjury .」
David:「I do n't know what " suborning " means , but I know that Todd told me he raped Blair . I am not lying about that .」
Nora:「Look , David --」
David:「Todd told me a lot of things that not very many people know . Look , this is a little embarrassing , but I 'm the guy that Todd gave his son to when he told Blair that little Jack was dead . I want you to know I found that little kid a great home , wonderful parents . They were desperate to adopt children .」
Nora:「How much did you get for the little boy ?」
David:「I had to recoup my expenses .」
Nora:「Oh , my God --」
David:「You know what ? You really ought to be a lot nicer to me . We 're on the same side here .」
Nora:「Well , that 's a scary thought .」
David:「So you do n't want my help ?」
Nora:「I ca n't use your help . I ca n't . Even if you are telling the truth --」
David:「I am telling the --」
Nora:「It does n't matter . Evangeline Williamson will rip you apart on the stand . She 's going to impugn your character , which is n't too difficult . You see , witnesses need credibility .」
David:「Oh , come on . That 's a joke .」
Nora:「No , it 's really not .」
David:「It is a joke . Kevin Buchanan might be able to purchase himself some credibility , but Blair ? All right . I want it on the record that I tried to do the right thing here . Good luck , Counselor . You 're going to need it .」
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Todd:「A libel suit , maybe , but how does this convict me of rape ?」
Evangeline:「This article makes Blair look like a complete innocent , like a victim with no responsibility at all for her own actions .」
Todd:「Buchanan took advantage of her .」


Evangeline:「Then it 's not such a huge leap for a jury to believe that you would do the same thing .」
Todd:「I did n't rape her .」
Evangeline:「This article does not help me prove reasonable doubt . Look , here 's a news flash for you -- your trial is in less than two weeks . If I ca n't -- if I ca n't go after Blair 's character in the courtroom , then I do n't know how I 'm supposed to defend you here .」
Todd:「You 'll have to get creative .」
Evangeline:「Okay , look , she 's going to get up on the stand and she is going to testify how you brutalized her , and then the judge is going to call me to cross - examine . What do you expect me to say ? " I 'm -- I 'm sorry , Your Honor . No questions at this time " ?」
Todd:「She wo n't do it .」
Evangeline:「What ?」
Todd:「Blair -- she wo n't say I raped her . She 's confused , but she 'll remember and she 'll -- she 'll drop the charges .」
Evangeline:「Right . Sorry , right . She just magically is going to come to her senses .」
Todd:「No . She loves me . I told you that before . I know she loves me .」
Evangeline:「Okay , Todd . Get a second opinion if you need to , but any decent defense attorney is going to give you the same advice . If you continue to insist on these conditions , then you need to consider taking a plea .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Nurse Bryce:「What have you done ?」
Starr:「You know what ? You should n't call my mom because she said that she was going to be really busy . You should really call my dad .」
Nurse Bryce:「I 'm calling the authorities , young lady .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Nora:「I just need you to talk to Blair and evaluate her .」
Rae:「I could if she were willing --」
Nora:「It would really help us a lot , especially -- it would help our case if you could testify that s w was traumatized , I mean , honestly testify that she 's showing the same characteristics that are consistent with a rape victim . And if you could evaluate whether she 's waffling on me , I would truly appreciate that .」
Rae:「You know how hard it is for any rape victim to go through a trial , especially when it 's with your husband .」
Nora:「I know , I know , and Todd 's really been working on her with doubt , you know , trying to get her to drop the charges --」
Rae:「I know .」
Nora:「And you know those two -- they 're on again , off again , on again , off again . I just -- I think he 's going to get to her .」
Rae:「You ca n't control Blair . You know that .」
Nora:「I know .」


Rae:「Now , if she drops these charges -- now , listen to me -- it is not your fault .」
Nora:「I do n't want him to walk , Rae .」
Rae:「I know . But I think you still feel responsible for the last time when Todd was on trial for rape . Am I right ?」
Nora:「Of -- I defended him .」
Rae:「I know that .」
Nora:「What a fool I was .」
Rae:「You know what I heard ? That a lot of people believed that Todd did n't rape -- what is her name ?」
Nora:「Marty Saybrooke .」
Rae:「That 's it -- Marty Saybrooke . He deceived you , all of you .」
Nora:「Sometimes I wonder whether I could be objective about this case . I mean , I believe Blair , but if I did n't feel the way I do about Todd --」
Rae:「The point is you feel you have enough evidence to charge him .」
Nora:「Yeah .」
Rae:「Right ?」
Nora:「Yes , absolutely .」
Rae:「Then you have to leave it up to a jury to decide if he 's innocent or guilty . That 's it . Oh , Stephen . Hi .」
Stephen:「Nora .」
Nora:「Hi .」
Stephen:「I just got a call from the hospital . Troy MacIver is up and he wants to talk to you . I could go along with you if you 'd like .」
Nora:「Think I 'll take you up on that .」
Rae:「Good .」
Stephen:「Okay .」
Nora:「Let me just go and check in with John and Antonio first . Excuse me .」
Rae:「Hey , you know , I 'm glad we have a minute . I --」
Stephen:「Mm - hmm ?」
Rae:「I was talking to Jessica Buchanan yesterday , and she was talking a lot about your mother and , well , how amazing she was . I mean , it was so surprising that I did n't even say anything . Obviously , you do n't want to tell her the whole truth about your mother ?」
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Jessica:「Kevin , I do n't know . Hiring Blair ?」
Kevin:「You do n't think she can do the job ?」
Jessica:「No , that 's not what I 'm saying . She 's fantastic .」
Kevin:「Look , she 's available , all right ? She just quit " The Sun . "」
Jessica:「I -- I do n't mean to bring this up , but there 's been some nasty rumors about you two and some bad publicity .」
Kevin:「Well , I think if Kelly can ignore it , everyone else should , too .」
Kelly:「You ca n't think of anyone else to fill this position ?」
Kevin:「Look , I do n't have any time here , okay ? She 's available . You know what ? We would be helping her and the paper at the same time .」


Kelly:「Well , I guess , then , you have to do whatever you think is necessary .」
Jessica:「All I 'm saying is that it might stir up some rumors again .」
Kelly:「Yeah , it 's not the rumors I 'm worried about . Look , people talk , they get bored , and they move on to something else . The point is -- the point is , is that you need someone strong in fisher 's position in order to run this paper , and if you really feel that Blair is the person to fill that job , then I will support your decision .」
Kevin:「You 're sure ?」
Kelly:「Do n't make me regret it . And as for bad publicity , once the trial is over , Kevin and Blair will be old news and the gossipmongers will leave us alone .」
Jessica:「Well , I guess . I mean , Kevin , you need somebody fast , and she 's good .」
Kevin:「I know , man . She 's a hell of an editor . Kel ?」
Kelly:「What ? Go ahead , call her .」
Kevin:「All right . Give it a shot . Yeah , Blair , it 's Kevin . Yeah , listen , will you meet Kelly and me at The Palace ? Well , it 's really important . Just take a sec , I promise .」
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Natalie:「Hey ! Still have time for lunch ?」
Jessica:「Well , I 'll make time because I 'm starving .」
Natalie:「Oh , listen -- Marcie would n't let me out of the dinner plans for the party tonight .」
Jessica:「Natalie , stop dreading it . If you relax , you 'd probably really enjoy yourself .」
Natalie:「I know . I just hate going alone . Do you mind if I kind of tag along with you and Antonio ?」
Jessica:「Well , of course not . But once you get there , you wo n't be alone anymore .」
Natalie:「Why not ?」
Jessica:「John 's coming .」
Natalie:「John ? I -- well , I thought he 'd left town .」
Jessica:「Oh , well , you know , once they proved that Troy MacIver was n't the music box murderer , then the F.B.I. put him back on the case .」
Natalie:「Thank God . Because somebody -- somebody 's got go after that maniac , you know ? Hey , come on ! You even said yourself that Antonio would be worried if he lost him .」
Jessica:「Natalie -- listen , I know you do n't want to admit this and everything , but I think that if he had left , you might have missed him maybe just a little bit , too ?」
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Nora:「Troy 's asked to see me .」
John:「Well , if you 're worried about your safety , he has a guard on him 24/7 .」
Nora:「No , I know that .」


John:「Well , hopefully he 'll be more lucid for you than he was with me . Could n't get anything out of him .」
narration:[ John groans ]
Nora:「Wait a minute . I thought I read in " The Banner " that he gave you a full description of who the killer is .」
John:「Oh , yeah , I did n't get a chance to tell you . We -- we planted that story in the newspaper .」
Nora:「Okay . Ahem -- well , then I will hopefully get some more out of him than you did .」
Antonio:「Want someone to go with you ?」
Nora:「No . Dr. Haver has actually volunteered . Excuse me .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Rae:「If you do n't want to talk about this , we do n't have to .」
Stephen:「No , no , no , it 's okay . And you 're right . I -- I do n't like to talk about my mother .」
Rae:「Oh .」
Stephen:「So I -- I just fudged things a bit with Jessica .」
Rae:「Yeah , I know . Well , I understand that . I do . It just -- it just surprised me a little . I mean , coming from your background and everything you 've accomplished ? My God , you should be so proud of yourself . Stephen ?」
Nora:「Hi . Am I interrupting ?」
Rae:「No .」
Nora:「Oh , good .」
Stephen:「No . No , no , not at all . Actually , ready to go ?」
Nora:「Um -- sure , absolutely . Hopefully , Troy 's ready to tell me who the killer is .」
Rae:「Yeah .」
Stephen:「I hope so .」
Nora:「Yeah .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「You want me to come work for you at " The Banner " ? Well , that is about the last thing I expected you to say , Kevin .」


Kevin:「Well , Kelly and I talked a lot about this , and we think the job would be good for you -- you know , help you channel your energies and focus on something productive .」
Blair Waldorf:「Maybe .」
Kelly:「After the trial , the rumors will stop , and there should n't be any reason for them to start up again , right ?」
Blair Waldorf:「There should n't be .」
Kevin:「You know , " The Banner " needs an editor , and you 'd really be helping me out . So , what do you say ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , I say I have a lot to think about , but thank you , both of you .」
Renee:「Um --」
Blair Waldorf:「Hi , Renee .」
Renee:「I 'm sorry to interrupt , but , Kelly , I did n't hear back from you about the luncheon tomorrow .」
narration:[ Kelly gasps ]
Kelly:「Oh , my gosh -- the hospital gala . I totally forgot .」
Renee:「I really should show you the menu before you leave today .」
Kelly:「Okay , sure , sure . Excuse me .」
Kevin:「Sure .」
Kelly:「Bye , Honey .」


Blair Waldorf:「Okay , Kevin . What 's the real deal behind the job offer , huh ?」
Kevin:「You 're one hell of an editor , and I need one .」
Blair Waldorf:「Thank you . And Kelly 's just jim dandy about all this ?」
Kevin:「She said it was okay . It 's -- it 's just a job . That 's it .」
Daniel:「Pardon me , but do n't you think you two have cost our party enough votes ?」
Kevin:「Excuse me ?」
Daniel:「Oh , do n't get me wrong . I 'm not being judgmental , Kevin . It 's just that , well , the governor went out on a limb to appoint you , and it seems to me that you and your friend here could be a little bit more discreet , maybe , you know , have your little meetings behind closed doors ?」
Kevin:「Well , I 'm glad you 're not being judgmental , okay , Daniel . You 're right about one thing -- I do need to remain discreet , so , please , do n't hurt your reputation by being seen with me .」
Daniel:「Oh , my reputation 's just fine , Kevin .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kelly:「Something wrong ?」


Blair Waldorf:「Kelly , why do n't you tell me ? If you do n't want me to work with your husband , just say so , all right ?」
Kelly:「Oh , I do n't mind your working with my husband . I mind you sleeping with my husband . I do n't want that to happen ever again .」
Blair Waldorf:「Look , it wo n't , all right ?」
Kelly:「Excuse me if I have trouble just taking your word for it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Why do n't you stop . Just stop right now .」
Kelly:「Look , I understand that you 're going through a rough time , but I think we need to get one thing perfectly clear . I have no intention of allowing you to interfere in my marriage any longer . If you try , I will do whatever I have to to stop you . Do you understand me ? Anything -- got it ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I got it .」
Kelly:「Good .」
Blair Waldorf:「I do n't want your husband .」
Kelly:「Well , then we do n't have a problem .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Daniel:「Well , I must be off . See you around .」


Kevin:「Look , I 'm sorry about that . That 's -- I do n't know what that 's about . You okay ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I -- I just have a headache , that 's all .」
Kevin:「Well , is there something I could get for you ? Kelly , do you have an aspirin ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , look , I do n't need any aspirin . In fact , nothing seems to help this headache .」
narration:[ Blair sighs ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Man:「I could n't reach her mother at home .」
Todd:「Thanks for bringing her here . How could you do something like that ?」
Starr:「It was just a stupid wall .」
Man:「The hospital attorney will be in touch about the charges , Sir .」
Todd:「Maybe there 's something we can do to avoid that .」
Man:「That wall has already been photographed , Sir , by Security . " Todd Manning is innocent " in red letters --」
Todd:「All right .」
Man:「Had to be at least two feet high .」
Todd:「I get it . Thank you . Stop smiling . All right , let 's hear it .」
Starr:「I got that stupid security guard to bring me over here . Pretty good , huh ?」


Todd:「No , it is n't good . Do you know that I can go to jail for being in the same room with you ?」
Starr:「I 'll tell Mom it 's my fault .」
Todd:「Yeah , that always works .」
Starr:「Well , maybe you should call her .」
Todd:「Did you set me up ?」
Starr:「I do n't know what you 're talking about .」
Todd:「Did you pull this stunt so I 'd have to talk to your mother ?」
Starr:「It 's not my fault that you have to call her .」
Todd:「Starr , you have to stop getting in trouble to force us back together .」
Starr:「Why not ? It 's working so far .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah ? What ?」
Todd:「Hey , it 's me . Do n't hang up . Starr 's here in my office .」
Blair Waldorf:「What is she doing there ? She 's supposed to be at the hospital .」
Todd:「There was a problem .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ? Well , why did n't somebody call me ?」


Todd:「I guess they only had your home number , but she 's here with me now .」
Blair Waldorf:「All right , well , I 'll be right there . Thanks . Bye .」
Kevin:「What 's wrong ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Starr . If I did n't have a headache before , I got one now .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Monitor beeps ]
Guard:「I 'll be outside if you need anything .」
Nora:「Thank you .
 Troy ? Hi .」
Troy:「Nora .」
Nora:「Hi . I heard you wanted -- I heard you wanted to see me .」
Troy:「Yeah .」
Nora:「I 'm sorry , Troy . I 'm so sorry that I thought you killed those women .」
Troy:「I did n't do it . It was n't me .」
Nora:「I know , but , Troy , do you know who the killer is ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Antonio hums ]
 [ Music box plays ]
Jessica:「Hi .」
John:「Hey .」
Jessica:「Wow . Sleep much ?」
Natalie:「Does n't look like you guys could be working any harder .」


John:「Uh -- watch the crime scene . I 'm going to go for a fresh pot . You want some ?」
Natalie:「Sure .」
John:「Okay .」
Jessica:「Well , you really do n't look like you 're up for going to a party tonight at all .」
Antonio:「Marcie 's dinner party -- I remember , Honey . I 'll be all right . I missed you .」
Jessica:「Me , too .」
Natalie:「Thanks . So , looks like you were right about Troy MacIver . Must feel good .」
John:「I do n't think I 'm going to feel good about anything until we catch this guy .」
Natalie:「Yeah , well , I 'm sorry about the reasons , but I 'm -- I 'm glad you 're staying in Llanview .」
John:「Really ?」
Natalie:「Yeah . I mean , you need all the help you can get with those lousy bank shots of yours .」
John:「Yeah .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Monitor beeps ]
Nora:「Troy ? Oh , Troy , do n't go to sleep . No , you need to wake up . Troy ?」
Stephen:「He 's going in and out . It 's probably going to be a couple of days before the drugs are completely out of his system .」
Nora:「Okay . We should probably go . Let him get some rest .」
narration:[ Troy groans ]
Troy:「Nora --」
Nora:「Yeah . I 'm here . I 'm here , Troy .」
Troy:「I did n't -- I -- I -- I did n't --」
Nora:「I know you did n't .」
Troy:「I did n't --」
Nora:「I know you did n't . I know you did n't . Troy , why did you take an overdose ?」
Troy:「I 'm --」
Stephen:「He 's probably still under the influence .」
Troy:「I 'm -- I 'm --」
Stephen:「You 're probably suffering from short - term memory loss . Just relax , Troy . You do n't have to answer everything right now .」
Troy:「What ? I did n't kill my -- I did n't kill myself . I do n't want to die . I do n't want to die . No . No , no -- I do n't want to die .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
David:「Hi .」
Renee:「David . Can I get you something , or are you just looking for someone to pick up the tab ?」
David:「An orange juice would be nice , thank you . And , you know , you really should n't toss around that razor - sharp wit , Renee . You could really hurt someone .」
Renee:「Not to worry . I 'm always very careful where I aim .」
David:「Ah .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
David:「You alone ?」


Kelly:「Yeah , Kevin went to make a phone call .」
David:「Oh , business as usual , huh ?」
Kelly:「I have fantastic news .」
David:「You 're leaving him ?」
Kelly:「No . I 'm pregnant for real .」
David:「Okay . You want me to back you up ? What should I say , you 're having triplets ? Is that too much ?」
Kelly:「No , I 'm serious . I 'm not lying .」
David:「Kelly , I know how much you want to have a baby , but what about the risk ? Are you sure that this new doctor is right ?」
Kelly:「I 'm sure . She 's very good .」
Kevin:「Get out of here , Vickers . Come on .」
David:「I happen to care about Kelly very much . Obviously , more than you do .」
Kevin:「What the hell are you talking about ?」
David:「Unbelievable . Do you even know what 's going on with your own wife ?」
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Jordan:「So the hospital gala 's coming up . I was kind of hoping that you 'd go with me .」
Evangeline:「Go with you ?」
Jordan:「Yeah .」
Evangeline:「Like a date ?」
Jordan:「Yeah , like a date . Like we get dressed up real good , I pick you up , we go out , we laugh a lot , maybe imbibe a little . I take you home later than you should be home . I know I have n't been out on a date in a while , but it 's , you know -- I 've done it before .」
Evangeline:「Jordan , I do n't think it 's a good idea .」
Jordan:「Because of R.J. ?」
Evangeline:「Partly .」
Jordan:「Are you seriously going to let him dictate who you spend your time with ?」
Evangeline:「Of course not , but I -- I care about R.J. a lot , and --」
Jordan:「What ? Is it serious ?」
Evangeline:「I do n't know where my relationship is going with R.J. , but that 's not really the point . The point is that you and I have been friends for a really long time , and I do n't want to ruin that .」
Jordan:「Okay . Fine . It 's not serious . It would have just been an evening of rubberized chicken , overcooked broccoli , and boring conversation . It 's okay .」
Evangeline:「All right , wait , wait . I have never had a boring conversation with you . That is actually what the problem is . I -- I do n't want to lose you as a friend .」
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Starr:「Dad , catch . Catch it .」
Blair Waldorf:「I just got off the phone with Nurse Bryce . Starr , how could you ?」


Todd:「I already let her have it , so --」
Starr:「He did , Mom . He said I was in a lot of trouble .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you are .」
Starr:「And he also said that if the police came , then they would have to take him away for even being in the same room with me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Why did you write on the wall ?」
Starr:「What ? It was n't a lie . I was telling the truth . Dad is innocent .」
Todd:「We do n't need any more trouble , Starr .」
Starr:「Well , I 'm sorry if I tried to help you . I wo n't do it again .」
Todd:「Do you really think it helps me for you to write graffiti on a wall ?」
Starr:「Well , I 'm trying to tell them that you did n't do anything wrong !」
Todd:「You were doing community service , Starr . The judge is going to find out about this . The hospital might press -- hey , you all right ?」
Starr:「Oh , she 's fine . She 's just faking it .」
Todd:「Are you sick ?」


Starr:「No , she 's not . She 's just trying to make me feel sorry for her so that I wo n't be mad at her anymore .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Todd:「Manning . Yeah , all right . Bring her up . Hedy 's here .」
Blair Waldorf:「Great . Starr , I want you to go with Hedy . I need to talk to your father .」
Todd:「You mind your mom and Hedy , too . Hey , are you all right ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm fine , I 'm fine . I 'm just worried about Starr . We need to talk about her .」
Todd:「How long have you been having these headaches ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm fine ! I 'm really worried about --」
Todd:「No , you 're not fine . You 're obviously in a lot of pain .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 've got a headache , all right ? I 've been having them ever since New Year 's . You remember what happened then , Todd ? You -- you attacked me . You raped me . I fell . I hit my head .」
Todd:「So you really hurt yourself ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You hurt me !」


Todd:「No , we need to go to the hospital .」
Blair Waldorf:「Stop -- do n't -- do n't touch me . Do n't .」
Todd:「Blair -- Blair -- Blair ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Troy:「I did n't -- I did n't -- I did n't kill myself .」
Nora:「Troy --」
Troy:「No , I did n't do it .」
Nora:「You need to calm down .」
Troy:「I did n't kill myself .」
Nora:「Calm down . All right , calm down .」
Troy:「I did n't kill myself .」
Nora:「I 'm going to go get some help .」
Stephen:「All right .」
Nora:「All right . I 'll be right back .」
Troy:「No , no , do n't go . Nora -- no , do n't go . Did n't do it .」
Stephen:「There was another murder , Troy .」
Troy:「I did n't do it .」
Stephen:「Of course you did n't do it .」
Troy:「No --」
Stephen:「You were locked up at Statesville . Everybody knows you did n't do it .」


Troy:「Statesville --」
Stephen:「What you need to do now is just relax .」
Troy:「Relax . I 'm confused .」
Stephen:「You 've been thinking about Colin again , have n't you ?」
Troy:「Colin .」
Stephen:「That people might be making comparisons between the two of you because of what you --」
Troy:「I 'm not Colin .」
Stephen:「In your life .」
Troy:「I 'm not Colin .」
Stephen:「No , of course you 're not Colin . Just because Colin was a psychopath does not mean that you are a serial killer .」
Troy:「Colin made me kill Claire . Colin made me -- I -- I did n't do it . I did n't do it . I did n't kill those women . Tell Nora . I did n't kill those women .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Evangeline:「So , are we good ?」
Jordan:「All I can say is I 'd be insulted if you actually asked that question out loud .」
Evangeline:「I 'm so glad because I do n't know what I would do if I did n't have you to talk to . You know , I have this case right now , and I 'm starting to wonder if I should n't have taken it , and I -- I have this client , and I ca n't say who , but I think my client might be guilty .」
Jordan:「Crystal ball says it may be Todd Manning ? Yeah , I even heard that he has a prior rape conviction .」
Evangeline:「It was a horrible rape Jordan ; it was a gang rape at Llanview University .」
Jordan:「Oh , God .」
Evangeline:「And it was a very long time ago , but I guess you ca n't have lived in this town without having heard about it .」
Jordan:「Well , actually , I did n't hear it anywhere around here . I heard it from the victim herself .」
Evangeline:「Marty Saybrooke ?」
Jordan:「Yeah .」
Evangeline:「How do you know her ?」
Jordan:「She worked at the hospital in L.A. where I did my residency . You know , she bounced back . She 's doing great . She 's a psychiatrist now .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kevin:「You got something to say , say it or take a walk .」
David:「Your wife should be the one to tell you .」
Kevin:「You want to tell me what that 's about ?」
Kelly:「You know David . He 's just trying to get a rise out of you .」
Kevin:「All right , look , you have to level with me here . Vickers has been trying to hang around you for months now . Now , what 's going on ?」
Kelly:「Nothing .」
Kevin:「Nothing ? Look , if he has something on you , tell me .」
Kelly:「He does n't . Relax .」


Kevin:「All right , look , I just do n't want somebody like him to come between us , okay ? After everything we 've been through --」
Kelly:「Then let 's not let him .」
Kevin:「I 'm going to ask you a question , and I want you to be honest with me . Are you really pregnant ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「Blair ? Hey , can you hear me ? Blair ? You fainted . Get up .」
Blair Waldorf:「What happened ? No , I 'm all right .」
Todd:「No , you 're not .」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm all right --」
Todd:「No --」
Blair Waldorf:「Now . I 'm fine ! Just got to -- I got to get to Starr . She needs me .」
Todd:「No , I 'm taking you to the hospital .」
Blair Waldorf:「No -- no , Todd .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Kevin:「Ca n't believe I reacted to Vickers that way .」
Kelly:「Oh , you know David . He tries to make everything into a big conspiracy .」
Kevin:「Does n't mean I have to fall for it .」