Viki:「But now that she 's been declared competent , how do you do that ?」
Nora:「I do n't know , but I 'm going to figure it out . Viki , she 's gotten away with murder twice and now Bo has been declared her legal custodian , which means she 's living in his house , which is where my son goes to see his father .」
Viki:「Oh , well , I get that , yeah .」
Nora:「Yeah , yeah . Well , hey , look who 's here .」
Viki:「Oh , hi . Clint , hi .」
Clint:「Hi . It 's so good to see you .」
Viki:「Thank you .」
Clint:「You look terrific .」
Viki:「Yeah , thank you , thank you .」
Nora:「I said " wonderful . "」
Viki:「Thank you very much .」
Clint:「We were so worried about you .」
Viki:「Yeah , it was a sad , awful situation , but , I mean , I 'm fine , you know .」
Clint:「Well , you look -- you look it .」
Viki:「Thank you . How are you ?」
Clint:「I 'm great .」
Viki:「Really ?」
Clint:「Yeah . Why should n't I be ?」
Viki:「Well , I mean , I heard about , you know , you and Dorian and , um -- I guess I 'm sorry that it ended that way , you know , for you .」
Clint:「No , you 're not .」
Viki:「Well --」
Clint:「No , you 're not ! And honestly , neither am I.」
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Adriana:「I do n't care about a real diamond ring .」
Rex:「But I 'm getting her one .」
Charlie:「Ooh .」
Adriana:「And I do n't care if we elope , which we 'll do if you do n't stop lobbing cheap shots at Rex .」
Charlie:「Well , if you 'll excuse me --」
Rex:「Oh , before you go --」
Charlie:「Hmm ?」
Rex:「I asked my mom if -- if you might be related to us .」
Charlie:「And let me guess -- I 'm not ?」
Rex:「Who knows ? But my half of the guest list is looking kind of sparse , so if you want to come beef up the Balsom side --」
Charlie:「Well , unless , of course , you elope --」
Dorian:「No , they are not going to -- ha - ha - ha -- elope !」
Charlie:「I wish you both a lot of luck .」
Dorian:「My , my , my . The wedding could get to be expensive if you go around inviting random strangers off the street .」
Adriana:「Was n't Charlie a random stranger off the street when you invited him to be your roomie ?」


Dorian:「You know , they do not let you pick your own roomie in prison , darling , and that could be where you end up -- yeah -- if your fiancé gives you yet another stolen ring .」
Adriana:「The ring Rex gave me was not stolen .」
Rex:「Ladies --」
Dorian:「And none of this would 've happened if he had gone to a reputable jeweler as I suggested .」
Adriana:「He bought it from a friend , okay ?」
Dorian:「I see . He bought you a secondhand ring which turned out to be hot . I mean , does not any of this bother you ?」
Adriana:「It was n't hot . It belonged to Marcie McBain .」
Dorian:「What ?」
Adriana:「Rex bought it from Marcie 's friend in Texas .」
Dorian:「I thought it was Rex 's friend .」
Rex:「She happened to go to high school with me .」
Dorian:「Honey , are you believing any of this ?」
Adriana:「Yes , because it 's the truth .」
Dorian:「I see . And it does n't bother you in the least that Rex bought Marcie 's engagement ring down in Texas where he went trying to find Marcie and Tommy for Michael McBain ?」
Adriana:「Will you keep your voice down so Todd and Blair do n't hear you ?」
Dorian:「You know , you could end up being thrown in jail for grand theft -- yes , that is if Todd does n't murder you first , Rex .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Hey , guys .」


Todd:「Hey ! We 're -- we 're playing football . He 's got a hell of an arm .」
Blair Waldorf:「Really ?」
Todd:「Let 's show her -- uh , hold your arms up like a field goal .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , wait , wait . Do n't -- do n't hit me with that .」
Todd:「No , no , no , no , no . It 's just a little spongy football . Go ahead , show her . No , he 's -- he 's pooped .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh . Well , did you guys sleep all right ? Did you sleep in here ?」
Todd:「No , he was crying . I had to get him out of his crib .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , why did n't you wake me , Todd ?」
Todd:「I tried .」
Blair Waldorf:「You tried to wake me ?」
Todd:「Yeah , I knocked on your door . You must 've been really out .」
Blair Waldorf:「I must have been .」
Todd:「Yeah , I 've been looking forward to this for so long -- his first night with his family , with us . Now , what 's wrong , Blair ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Marcie:「Mike , you have good news ? Is -- is it about Tommy ?」
Michael Scott:「Look , Tommy 's fine . We got you a great lawyer .」
John:「And the district attorney 's agreed to meet with you this morning .」
Marcie:「That 's the good news ?」
Michael Scott:「Yes .」
John:「Since Mrs. Davidson has agreed not to testify against you , the D.A. 's considering dropping all the charges .」
Marcie:「Mike , have you seen Tommy ? Have you seen him since they took him away ?」
Michael Scott:「No .」
Marcie:「Did they take him back to Llanview ?」
Michael Scott:「Marcie , listen to me . We think we might be able to take you back home , too .」
Marcie:「That 's good . So then I -- I can see Tommy , right ?」
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Gigi:「How did you get in here ?」
Ramsey:「Oh , you think a little door lock 's going to stand in the way of the F.B.I. ?」
Gigi:「You 're not even in the F.B.I. anymore .」
Ramsey:「Ah , I 'll be back in soon . But if you try to stand in my way , you 'll end up on my list .」
Gigi:「What list ? Are you Santa now ?」
Ramsey:「Hmm -- maybe . Now , you already have a record -- do you want me to call Social Services in ? Your son does n't even answer when you threaten him . Do you know where he is , by the way ?」
Gigi:「Shane ? Shane , you answer me right now ! I swear to God , if you did something to him --」
Shane:「Sorry -- I had my headphones on . What are you doing here ?」
Gigi:「Get out of here , Shane . Run away .」
Shane:「I 'm not leaving you alone with him . What do you want ?」
Ramsey:「I want to make sure your mama keeps you safe and sound .」
Shane:「If I 'm not safe , it 's because you 're here .」
Gigi:「Shane , shh .」
Ramsey:「No , do n't shush him when he 's right , and he 's right -- I 'm here because you 've got a real problem .」
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Michael Scott:「Marcie --」
Marcie:「Look , I know , Mike . I know that I ca n't see him -- of course I ca n't -- but you could . Mikey , if you wanted to , you could see him .」
Michael Scott:「I wish I could . Todd is not going to let me anywhere near him .」
John:「Look , I know you got Tommy on your mind . We all do . But right now , we got to focus on getting you out of here .」


Marcie:「I do n't care about that . I do n't ! I just need to know that Tommy 's okay , Mike .」
Michael Scott:「Blair and Todd are going to take great care of Tommy --」
Marcie:「No .」
Michael Scott:「You know that !」
Marcie:「He does n't know them , Michael . And they do n't know anything about him . They do n't know that when he says " map , map , " he needs a nap . They do n't know that for him to go to sleep , we have to sing to him .」
Michael Scott:「Look , Blair 's a singer . She 's raised two kids . Maybe she will figure it out .」
Marcie:「So , what , are you -- you 're just -- you 're saying that he 's going to be okay ? He 's going to be okay without us ?」
Michael Scott:「That 's what you want for him someday , is n't it ?」
Marcie:「No , I just -- Mike , I just did n't want to break his heart . And that 's exactly what I 've done . Michael , I broke his heart .」
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Blair Waldorf:「Todd , there 's nothing wrong here . It 's just you know what I think ? Well , I wanted to give you and your son some time to get to know each other -- some alone time .」


Todd:「If somebody had told me that I 'd rather be up playing peek - a - boo than anything else -- just hated hearing him crying .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , babies cry .」
Todd:「But he seems so miserable . God , it just -- it did n't have to be this way . If Marcie and Michael , Rex --」
Blair Waldorf:「And Adriana .」
Todd:「And Adriana had n't lied to us for so long , it could 've made things much easier for everyone involved , especially Sam .」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah , I know .」
Todd:「It would 've been so much -- God , so much simpler . I mean , we -- we would 've gotten to know him sooner , he would n't have had a chance to get so attached to Marcie . And she certainly would n't have had a chance to take him on the run the way she did . We could 've -- we could 've met him and gotten to know him before he moved in here and -- and it would 've shown the McBains that we 're good parents .」
Blair Waldorf:「Todd --」
Todd:「I would 've given them visitation rights .」
Blair Waldorf:「I know .」


Todd:「I guess I just wanted him too much . But I did n't know what was missing in my life till he got here . I did n't know that I 'd love him so much . He 's -- he is great , is n't he ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Yeah . He 's -- he 's great . I -- I ca n't wait to , you know , get to know him better .」
Todd:「Do you think he 's teething or something ? Maybe that 's why he 's so --」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , you know what ? He 's your son . Maybe he 's hungry , Todd -- always makes you fussy .」
narration:[ Blair chuckles ]
Todd:「well , that 's a thought -- a good day starts with a good breakfast . And today is going to be a good day .」
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Adriana:「Are you saying Blair may have told Todd that we knew about Tommy ? Oh -- so much for family loyalty .」
Dorian:「Todd is her husband .」
Adriana:「On paper only , supposedly . I 'm her flesh and blood .」


Dorian:「Exactly , so when Blair and Todd are settled in with Tommy or Sammy or whatever they 're calling him , I will call a Cramer women conference -- yes , and we 'll all talk about this in a nice , civilized manner .」
Adriana:「The last time you called a Cramer conference , Blair called a cat fight and I really do n't want to be the bride with the bald spot .」
Rex:「You wo n't have a bald spot . I 'm the one who 's going to take all the heat for this .」
Dorian:「That 's very chivalrous of you considering you got her into all of this .」
Adriana:「We are in this together .」
Dorian:「Oh , for goodness sakes . Todd 's got his son back -- why should he care about anything else ?」
Adriana:「Oh , you know Todd -- no grudge is too small for him to hold on to .」
Rex:「Okay , well , what do you say we hit the highlights of the wedding plan and am - scray ? Do n't want to be late to meet Aunt Corrine .」
Adriana:「Oh .」
Dorian:「Oh , is she in town ?」
Adriana:「To meet me .」
Dorian:「Well , how lovely . Okay , um , uh -- show me the guest list .」
Adriana:「Right here -- here .」
Dorian:「Ah . Marvelous . Oh , Rex -- well , I can see you were n't kidding when you said you had a very small family .」
Adriana:「Mom .」
Rex:「Quality over quantity .」
Dorian:「And as for you , Adriana -- mm - hmm -- disappointed to see that Blair is not on this list .」
Blair Waldorf:「The only way I would go to that wedding is so I could throw something at the happy couple , and it would n't be rice . Adriana , I do n't think you 'll have to worry about a wedding crasher because you 're going to crash and burn way before you walk down that aisle .」


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Clint:「What happened with Dorian seems like , well , a distant memory now .」
Viki:「Well , then , that -- that 's good .」
Nora:「Yeah .」
Clint:「Did you ask Viki to join us ?」
Nora:「Yes .」
Clint:「Good .」
Viki:「Oh , you 're meeting Clint -- I 'm sorry .」
Nora:「Yes , no .」
Viki:「Gosh -- do n't you see enough of each other living under the same roof ?」
narration:[ Viki chuckles ]
Clint:「No , not nearly .」
Nora:「Oh , you know -- huh ! You know , some people just do it backwards , you know ? Like us -- huh . Go figure . I mean , some people -- you know , they -- they date and then they move in together .」
Viki:「Oh ! Oh , you -- oh , it 's you two ?」
Clint:「Yeah .」
Viki:「Oh .」
Clint:「Yeah . Nora and I are seeing each other .」
Viki:「Oh .」
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John:「There are plenty of reasons to get you back to Llanview .」
Marcie:「No , not if I ca n't see my son .」
Michael Scott:「The lawyer says you should waive your right to fight the extradition . Hey , that 'll just show that you 're cooperative and that can only help with the charges back home .」
Marcie:「And then what ?」
John:「You 'll stand trial or you 'll make a plea arrangement and then you 'll be sentenced for kidnapping .」
Marcie:「My son ?」
Michael Scott:「Hey , well , at least back in Llanview you will be with people who know what happened , they know the story , they love you , character witnesses 」
Marcie:「Todd 's money -- Todd 's newspaper that he will use to make me look like public enemy number one . It 's not enough for them that they 've already taken away our son , Michael .」
Michael Scott:「But Todd does n't own the judge and jury .」
Marcie:「Huh . John , will you tell me the truth , because Michael obviously wo n't . Will you just tell me -- how much time am I going to spend in prison ?」
Michael Scott:「He ca n't tell you that .」
Marcie:「Tell me .」
John:「You 'd be facing 10 years .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Gigi:「You said if I kept quiet about you kidnapping Shane , you 'd leave us alone . What do you call this ?」
Ramsey:「Making good on my promise .」
Gigi:「I have n't said a word !」
Ramsey:「Then why is that mangy dog John McBain nosing around like he smells pork chops ?」
Gigi:「Has n't he been doing that since before you ever met me ?」


Ramsey:「You always answer questions with questions ?」
Shane:「Why do you ?」
Ramsey:「Take after your mom , do you ?」
Shane:「You bet I do .」
Gigi:「Look , Shane is my whole life , okay ? I am going to do whatever it takes to keep him safe , I swear to God .」
Ramsey:「All right , well , my job is my whole life and I 'm not going to let you and your son take that away from me .」
Gigi:「No , Sir , we 're not .」
Ramsey:「Okay . If you think that you 're going to get me and my boss , Todd Manning , up on kidnapping charges , if you think that you 're going to get rid of us by sending us off to jail , you 're going to be the one who ends up there .」
Gigi:「I just came from jail . The last place I want to go is back .」
Ramsey:「All right , if you think you 're going to strike a deal , use Todd Manning as a bargaining chip --」
Gigi:「I do n't know why you 're so worried about little old me . I 'm just a lying criminal who helped a woman steal a baby . Why would anyone listen to anything I say ?」
Ramsey:「All right , well , we 're not going to give them the chance .」
Shane:「Do n't you touch her !」
Ramsey:「Hmm ?」
Gigi:「Shane -- what -- Shane ! Oh , he 's sorry . He was just protecting me . You 're sorry , are n't you ? Tell him you 're sorry .」
Shane:「No !」
Gigi:「Shane --」
Ramsey:「Relax .」
Gigi:「Oh !」
Ramsey:「Miss Morasco , I do n't hurt children -- but other people we know do n't have the same qualms . Other people we know might find it preferable to hurt a woman and a child than go back to prison .」
Shane:「Leave us alone ! Just go away and leave us !」
narration:[ Shane pants ]
Gigi:「Shane ? Honey , are you okay ? Shane , breathe , breathe . Breathe . It 's okay , it 's okay . Relax .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Todd:「Blair , would you take Sam back upstairs , please ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Absolutely .」


Dorian:「Well , since we 're here together , why do n't we all just sit down and --」
Todd:「You , too , Dorian -- go upstairs .」
Dorian:「Excuse me , Todd , understand this -- you do not order me around in my own house .」
Blair Waldorf:「Dorian , Dorian ? You know , I could really use some help with Sam upstairs . Come on .」
Dorian:「Adriana --」
Blair Waldorf:「Dorian !」
Adriana:「Mom , it 's okay . Go .」
Dorian:「Rex ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Dorian ?」
Dorian:「Remember you said that you needed to leave to go see your aunt .」
Rex:「Yeah -- no , I 'm going to skedaddle right now . Let 's go , huh ?」
Adriana:「Yeah . Todd , what are you doing ?」
Todd:「Now you 're going to fry for it .」
Adriana:「Are you crazy ?」
Todd:「I 'm going to turn this burner off and you 're going to fill out the death certificate , okay -- a real one this time .」
Adriana:「Todd ! Somebody help me ! Oh !」
Todd:「Oh !」


Adriana:「Rex , are you okay ?」
Rex:「I 'm all right . And you wonder why I did n't want you to have a little kid ?」
Charlie:「Rex , will you just get out of here ?」
Rex:「Okay .」
Adriana:「Let 's go , come on .」
narration:[ Charlie pants ]
Todd:「Who are you ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Clint:「These eggs --」
Viki:「Mmm .」
Clint:「Are delicious .」
Viki:「Oh , come on . Come on , guys . We have stuff to talk about other than your breakfast , right ? You do n't have to tiptoe around this because of me .」
Nora:「I 'm just so sorry we -- we did n't tell you about us sooner .」
Viki:「Well , I do n't see how you could . I was n't here .」
Nora:「Well , I know .」
Clint:「Yeah .」
Nora:「It 's not as if there 's really an actual " us " yet . I mean , we have n't -- we just started dating -- actually , we have n't even officially had a date yet , have we ?」
Clint:「No . No date .」
Viki:「Oh , my goodness . Was this it ? I 'm in the middle of it ?」
Clint:「No , no , no . Actually , last night was supposed to be " the date . "」
Nora:「Yes . Unfortunately , we had Bo and Lindsay and a lot of flying saucers in the middle of it .」
Viki:「Oh , dear .」
Nora:「Yes , we had to promise that we would never have another food fight if we wanted to be allowed back here .」
Viki:「Oh !」
Clint:「Bad .」
Nora:「Very bad . But I think we 're all adults . We can behave . We can be dignified , right ?」
Viki:「Well , I intend to be fully dignified .」
Nora:「Okay .」
Clint:「You always are .」
Viki:「Thank you . You know what ? I 'm actually delighted for both of you . I really am .」
Nora:「Oh , thank you . Thank you very much . I would hate for this to get in the way of our friendship .」
Viki:「But it would n't . It would n't . I 'm -- I 'm sorry that things did n't go smoothly with Bo .」
Nora:「Yeah , well , he said he was okay with things , but I hope you really are . I hope you mean what you said .」
Viki:「I do . You know , I mean , what 's not to be okay about ? Clint will always be very dear to me . I love you . And I think you both know how I feel about Dorian . So I would have to say this is probably the best news I got since I got back .」


Clint:「Thank you , Viki .」
Viki:「Yeah .」
Nora:「You know , and speaking of news --」
Viki:「Hmm ?」
Nora:「When we were watching this hostage crisis sort of unfold on TV , there was a waitress who said something about you meeting a cowboy in Paris .」
Viki:「Hmm . Yeah , right -- um -- he 's not a cowboy . I do n't even know if he 's from Texas .」
Clint:「You do n't know ?」
Viki:「No , I do n't know . I also do n't know where he is . I also do n't know if I 'll ever see him again .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie:「What the hell was that all about ?」
Dorian:「What was going on down here ? I heard Adriana screaming .」
Charlie:「You want to tell her , or should I ?」
Todd:「I got a little upset at Rex . But Grandpa here saved the day . And by the way , if you ever touch me again , I 'll take your dentures and --」
Dorian:「Wait a minute , wait a minute !」
Todd:「I 'll shove them up --」
Dorian:「Shut -- you listen to me , Todd , and you listen hard . This man is a guest in my house , much as you are , much to my growing horror . He is also my friend . If you ever threaten him , or upset anybody in this house , I will call the police , I will have you thrown out of here and straight into jail !」
Todd:「How do I know you ?」
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Gigi:「Breathe , Shane . He needs his inhaler .」
Ramsey:「Get it for him .」
Gigi:「Oh , there it is . Baby , breathe . Relax , okay ? Here . Here you go . Go on .」
narration:[ Shane wheezes ]
Gigi:「That 's it . Just relax .」
Ramsey:「You all right now ?」
Gigi:「Like you give a damn !」
Ramsey:「Yes , I do .」
Gigi:「Here , baby .」
Ramsey:「That 's a good boy . He takes care of his mama . And you take care of him . You take care of each other . That 's the way it should be . Keep it up , you wo n't have any problems . And you got quite a leg there . I hear the eagles are looking for a punter .」
Shane:「I want to kick that guy 's ass .」
Gigi:「Oh , Shane , watch your language . You know how I feel about fighting .」
Shane:「If Dad was here , he 'd take care of that guy himself .」
Gigi:「I 'm sure he would .」
Shane:「What are we going to do ?」
Gigi:「Have n't I always taken care of you ?」


Shane:「Yeah , but , Mom , what if Ramsey keeps coming back ? Is n't there anyone that can get rid of that guy for good ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Michael Scott:「10 years in prison is the worst - case scenario .」
Marcie:「No . No , I could be looking at life , right , John ?」
Michael Scott:「And you could be looking at no time served .」
Marcie:「Michael , please , just stop lying to me , okay ? Not again .」
John:「He 's not lying .」
Michael Scott:「John is working on getting you off completely .」
John:「It 's a long shot .」
Marcie:「Look , Tommy is gone . I can not see him again , so what you do n't understand is , it does n't matter if I am free , Michael !」
Michael Scott:「It does matter ! Listen , I know that you think that you ca n't live without Tommy , but you know what ? I have been for the last several months , and it has been hell , but I 'm still here . Okay ? And we do have something to live for . We have each other .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
John:「Excuse me . McBain .」
Gigi:「Hi . This is Gigi Morasco . You told me to call , and I 'm calling .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Nora:「Oh , my God , I 'm going to be late for court .」
Clint:「Oh , yeah . I 've got a meeting at B.E.」
Viki:「Go , I 'll take care of the check .」
Nora:「What ?」
Clint:「No , Viki , no .」
Viki:「Hey , I made a ton of money in tips -- go .」
narration:[ Clint and Nora laugh ]
Nora:「Oh , I 'm so glad you 're back .」
Viki:「Thank you .」
Nora:「Hmm .」
Viki:「Bye , honey . I 'll talk to you later .」
Nora:「Okay .」
Viki:「Bye - bye .」
Nora:「Bye .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dorian:「You could n't possibly know Charlie .」
Todd:「So you live here ? How do you know him ?」
Charlie:「Why do n't you go take care of your son ?」
Todd:「You do n't want to tell me who you are ? Interesting . Okay . Tell Blair what happened .」
Charlie:「Nice kid .」
Dorian:「He 's a psychopathic pig ! How in the world Blair ever got involved with him -- and I 'm so sorry that you were subjected to any of this .」
Charlie:「Well --」
Dorian:「And most of all , Charlie , once again , I 'm -- I 'm deeply sorry that I made you miss your lunch with Jared .」


Charlie:「Oh , Dorian , that is not your fault . I 'm sure he just thinks I let him down one more time .」
Dorian:「Yes , but you did n't mean it this time .」
Charlie:「Yeah . When I was drunk , I did n't mean it , either .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Charlie:「Look -- oh .」
Dorian:「Is it Jared ?」
Charlie:「No , it 's Viki .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie 's voice:「Hi , this is Charlie . You know what to do .」
narration:[ Voicemail beeps ]
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Rex:「You think they 'll serve me a beer for breakfast ?」
Adriana:「What will your Aunt Corrine think if you 're trashed at 10」
Rex:「Oh , she 's used to it .」
Adriana:「How can you joke ? Todd is out of his mind . He almost killed you .」
Rex:「Maybe slamming my face into that burner will satisfy him enough and he wo n't haul me into court for lying to him about Tommy .」
Adriana:「I ca n't believe my mother lets him live there .」
Rex:「Between your family and my family --」
Adriana:「How are we going to get through our wedding without our families killing one another ?」
Rex:「You 're my family . You 're the most important person in my life .」
Adriana:「After what Todd did , I would n't blame you if you walked away from me .」
Rex:「You 're not getting rid of me . Sorry .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knock on door ]
Gigi:「Who is it ?」
John:「It 's John McBain .」
Gigi:「Okay , just a second .」
Shane:「Wow , he got here fast , like superman .」
Gigi:「Yeah , I hope so . Here , push that away .」
Shane:「All right .」
Gigi:「Oh , hi . Thanks for coming .」
John:「Hey , you okay ?」
Gigi:「Yeah -- um -- I do n't -- I do n't know -- maybe I should n't have called . I --」
John:「Ramsey was here ?」
Gigi:「I did n't know what else to do .」
John:「Well , you did the right thing .」
Shane:「Can you make sure that he never comes back here again ?」
John:「Yeah .」
Gigi:「Um -- Shane , why do n't you go in your room and study for your math test ?」
Shane:「You mean I can skip school ? All right .」
Gigi:「Yeah , just this once . Mr. McBain and I need to talk .」
John:「Tell me exactly what happened . I -- I know you 're afraid . Ramsey threatened you and Shane , did n't he ?」


Gigi:「Yeah . The other night , he told me to keep quiet about what he and Todd did to Shane , or he 'd really hurt Shane this time . And when he came back here today , I -- I thought -- you know , I did n't know what he was going to do .」
John:「I know how you feel . I know what it 's like to want to keep someone safe and you ca n't . All right ? But I 'm not Ramsey . You can trust me .」
Gigi:「I hope so .」
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Marcie:「Mike , how do we go back to our life ? To Llanview ? Even if I did n't go to prison , I -- I would still always be hoping to see Tommy , you know ? To -- to breathe the same air as him . But instead , Michael , I would just be suffocating every day .」
Michael Scott:「I do know what you mean . I do n't know how I 'm going to keep myself from going to Todd 's house .」
Marcie:「You know , when I 'm awake , I daydream about different ways to get Tommy back , and when I 'm asleep , I -- I dream that we really do have him back , and , Michael , those dreams -- they are so real .」
Michael Scott:「I know . I have them , too .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Do you like Fred the magic frog ? Huh ? Do you like it ? Yeah . You know , Starr and Jack always loved Freddy the magic frog . Oh , I guess you do n't like Fred the magic frog . Okay . Well , look at this . It 's your blankie . Do you want it ? Yeah . You go night - night , like last night with Daddy . No , you do n't want that , either , huh ? Okay . Well , I do n't know exactly what you want there , so I 'm going to do the best I can with what I got okay , little Sammy ?」


narration:[ Margaret laughs ]
 [SCENE_BREAK]
Adriana:「Viki .」
Viki:「Adriana , good morning . Hi , Rex .」
Adriana:「Good morning .」
Rex:「You 're home .」
Viki:「I am indeed home , yes .」
Rex:「Yeah , I flew down to Texas over Christmas to look for Marcie . I was even at the Bon - Jour Cafe . I must have just missed seeing you .」
Viki:「Oh .」
Adriana:「And Marcie .」
Viki:「It was odd . We lived in the same motel , Marcie and I. We worked at the same diner , at different times . Never saw each other . She was very good at hiding .」
Rex:「Yeah , but I 'm a P.I. Finding people 's my job .」
Viki:「Rex -- um -- now that Marcie has been found , are you free ? I mean , available for hire ?」
Rex:「Are you kidding ? I 've got a fiancée who needs a real ring .」
Viki:「Oh ! Oh , honey , congratulations .」
Adriana:「Thank you .」
Viki:「Roxanne must be over the moon . And Dorian ?」
Adriana:「Is Dorian . But I should n't be snarky . Her friend did just save Rex 's life .」
Viki:「My God , what happened ?」
Rex:「Oh , I 'm fine . So , what do you need ?」
Viki:「I need you to find somebody for me .」
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Dorian:「What are you going to do if she keeps on calling ?」
Charlie:「Oh -- I know I ca n't keep avoiding Viki forever , living in the same town and all . But how can I talk to her when , I mean , I know that my own son is fleecing her family ? I hate what Jared is doing . But I also know that it 's partly my fault .」
Dorian:「And how 's that ?」
Charlie:「Well , if I was n't such a lousy father , he would n't be looking for a new family . And if I had raised him right at all , he would n't think that a lot of money will solve all his problems . A lot of money . I still ca n't believe it . That Viki -- is loaded . What does she want with a guy like me ?」
Dorian:「I 'm not saying this to hurt your feelings . But knowing Viki as well as I do , I think that she has reverted to her former life -- heiress , matriarch , pillar of the community . That time she spent in Paris , Texas , is -- well , it was a lark . And now that she 's back home -- well --」
Charlie:「Well , do you think she may be calling to break it off with me ?」
Dorian:「Do n't you ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Rex:「Who do you want me to find ?」
Viki:「Um -- friend of mine . I 'm -- well , I 've sort of lost touch with him , and I 'm getting a bit concerned .」
Rex:「Tell me as much as you can about him .」
Viki:「Okay . Oh , the last time I saw him was in Paris .」
Rex:「Texas ?」
Viki:「Yeah .」
Rex:「Just making sure . Go on .」
Viki:「Um -- I do n't even know his last name .」
Rex:「First name .」
Viki:「Charlie .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Gigi:「I 'm sorry I did n't come forward sooner .」
John:「It 's okay . You 've been very brave , but I 'm going to need you to do one more thing .」
Gigi:「What ?」
John:「I 'm going to need you to come with me to Llanview , Pennsylvania .」
Gigi:「You want me to go on the record against this guy ?」
John:「It 's the only way to get him out of your life once and for all .」
Gigi:「I ca n't go to Pennsylvania . Shane has school , and besides , I 'm on bail . I ca n't leave the jurisdiction .」
John:「Okay . Marcie 's going to be extradited there , all right ? And you 're a key witness in that case , as well . I 'm sure the state wo n't mind if you make the trip .」
Gigi:「Have you seen Marcie ?」
John:「Yeah , I have .」
Gigi:「I still ca n't believe she lost her son . I will never let that happen . I 'll do whatever you need me to do .」
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Marcie:「I did n't think that you were going through the same thing as I am .」
Michael Scott:「Marcie , I dream about Tommy all the time . When I was back in Llanview , I used to wake up in the middle of the night and forget that you guys were gone . I 'd be halfway to the crib before -- it would just all wash over me again .」
Marcie:「Does it get better ?」
Michael Scott:「It might -- if we can go through this together . Marcie , you 're the only person on the face of the planet who knows what this feels like , and the only other person I ever loved as much as Tommy is you .」
Marcie:「I 'm sorry .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Margaret:「Blair , what can you do for my little T.J. ? Huh , he hates you . Just like I do . Oh , look at his big eyes . Does n't he look just like me ?」
Blair Waldorf:「You get the hell out of my life ! I hate you !」


narration:[NEXT_ON]
Rex:「What does n't my mom want me to know ?」
Natalie:「What 'd you want to tell me ?」
Jared:「What I did last night .」
Jessica:「You do n't think I 'm Tess , do you ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I was n't yelling at Sam , I was yelling at -- I was yelling at Margaret .」


Todd:「Starr , I know you want to do the right thing , but even Cole told you you should walk away , right ?」
Starr:「And I said no .」
Todd:「But that was a while ago . I know you 're being loyal to him . I respect that . But in two years , in 5 years , in 10 years ? You got a guy right here who likes you , and you like him .」
Starr:「The only reason you want me to break up with Cole is because you hate him .」
Todd:「Yeah , you 're right . I do hate Cole , and I 'll probably end up hating this guy , too , but all I care about is making you smile right now .」
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Theo:「Hey , Shaun , thanks , man . I really appreciate you coming to meet me .」
Shaun:「What 's going on , Theo ?」
Theo:「It 's about my little brother .」
Shaun:「I know . He and little D. had a blowout the other day .」
Theo:「Yeah . Look , is there any way that she 'll give him another chance ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knock on door ]
Destiny:「Are you sick ?」
Matthew:「No .」
Destiny:「'Cause I know you were supposed to work at B.E. today . When I called , they said you 'd left .」
Matthew:「I did n't leave . I resigned .」
Destiny:「Why ?」
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Clint:「I thought they locked you up for killing your ex - husband .」
Inez:「We both know I did n't kill Eddie .」
Bo:「She in ?」
Officer:「Ms. Salinger just told Mr. Buchanan that they both know she did n't kill Eddie Ford .」
Bo:「Thanks .」
Nora:「If she can get Clint to incriminate himself--」
Bo:「It 's not gon na be easy to get him to admit that he shot Eddie Ford .」
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Nate:「You saw her . When we left for court , she was in her cell .」
Téa:「Do n't worry , Nate . They probably just took her someplace for processing , okay ?」
Dani:「Yeah , but why ? Unless -- you do n't think they 're charging her for killing Nate 's dad .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Clint:「How did you get out , Inez ? Did you rat me out to my little brother ?」
Inez:「That 's right , Clint . I told him that you killed Eddie .」
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Layla:「It 's true . I slept with Steffen .」
Cristian:「No , you did n't . You 're just saying that to get back at me because I spent the night with Blair . But I 'm telling you , nothing happened .」


Layla:「I know . I believe you , and I know it 's hard to hear , but I 'm trying to be honest with you . The truth is , I slept with Steffen .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Man:「Where did you come from ? I can not believe that it 's you .」
Blair Waldorf:「Do I know you ?」
Man:「Oh , oh !」
Blair Waldorf:「What ? Oh !Okay , if you lay a hand on me , I swear to God , I'll -- I'll--」
Man:「Forgive me . The landlord thinks I owe him money . What would you do ? Buy a tube of blue cerulean or pay the rent ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , it all depends on how much sky I wanted to paint that day .」
Man:「You 're quick . I knew you would be with those eyes . Wow . You are even more beautiful in person .」
Blair Waldorf:「In person ? So you did paint this ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cristian:「You slept with your boss ?」
Layla:「Mm - hmm .」
Cristian:「He forced himself on you , did n't he ?」
Layla:「No .」


Cristian:「Layla , that 's harassment . He has no right to make a move on you .」
Layla:「He did n't . It was a mutual thing .」
Cristian:「What are you talking about ? We 're engaged , and you slept with someone else .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Clint:「You have got a lot more to worry about than who killed your ex - husband . You told Bo that I forced you to wreck his marriage . Well , he confronted me . He threatened me , and then he bragged about how he and Nora are closer than ever . Why ? All because of you and your big mouth . Do you know what I could do to you and your sons ? And Bo and Nora could n't do a damn thing about it .」
narration:[ Knock on door ]
Nora:「Oh , it 's Téa . Shoot .」
Téa:「Where the hell is Inez Salinger , Nora ? She is my client . If you have her with an A.D.A. without me present , I will have this case kicked out , and she will walk before lunchtime .」
Nora:「She 's already walked , okay ? I cut her loose .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Inez:「I did n't have any choice . Nate thought that I killed Eddie , which is why he confessed -- to protect me . Téa Delgado got him to admit it on the stand , and then Bo and Nora came after me . They accused me of killing Eddie to shut him up .」
Clint:「About what ?」
Inez:「They thought I was behind the kidnapping , but that was all you .」
Clint:「Now you lost me .」
Inez:「It was all part of your big plan to break up Bo and Nora . You used Eddie to take care of her , and then you shot him and planted the gun in my apartment .」
Clint:「And our esteemed police commissioner bought that load of bull ?」
Inez:「They let me go . You know why ? Because there 's evidence , Clint . All those forensic tests that came back today prove that you killed Eddie .」
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Destiny:「Why would you quit a job you loved ?」
Matthew:「It was n't a job . It was an internship .」
Destiny:「And you loved it . Look , I do n't care what you call it , so drop the act and tell me why you left .」
Matthew:「My parents made me .」
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Shaun:「I 'm sorry , Theo , but little D. is not about to budge , not yet . She was lied to by my parents , my brother--」
Theo:「But Darren was only trying--」
Shaun:「To help . I know . But to Destiny , it felt like he did n't listen , that he did n't get it . Destiny does n't want to talk to my parents , and she told Darren that , so when he ambushed her with my dad--」


Theo:「And Darren feels terrible about that . He keeps trying to apologize . And he says that she wo n't answer his texts , letters , e - mails , messages .」
Shaun:「I never said the girl was n't stubborn .」
Theo:「But he 's driving me nuts . Look , could you somehow find a way to get her to talk to him face to face ? Look , I would consider that a big personal favor .」
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Starr:「What did you say to my dad ?」
Todd:「No , no , no . Like I told you , I was watching you , and I could tell that he could barely pay attention to that other chick . And you kept looking over at him , so obviously you guys , you know ...」
Starr:「Whether we like each other or not--」
Todd:「Hold on , hold on . I want to tell you that life is short . Actually , Téa could tell you . She was almost killed twice .」
Starr:「So was I.」
Todd:「But you 're young and beautiful , and you should be out having a good time , not waiting for Cole to finish a 10-year prison sentence . I 'm not trying to beat up on Cole . I 'm just -- I want you to feel better . Obviously breakfast did n't do the trick .」
Starr:「It was fine .」
Todd:「Do you want a new snake ? Would you like to accompany me to Reptile Roundup ? Would you like a new jet aircraft ? See , I ca n't even make her smile anymore . But I think James here just might be able to , okay ? So give him a shot . Go ahead . All right . I got to-- yeah , go ahead .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Layla:「I think maybe I wanted to sabotage our engagement , hoping that you would find out and get mad and call it off .」
Cristian:「I do n't understand . All these weeks , I 've been trying to get you to talk to me , to come spend time with me .」
Layla:「I could n't . I did n't know what I was feeling or what I wanted to do .」
Cristian:「But you do now . So this is it . We 're done . You 're not in love with me anymore .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Man:「How did you find me ? He told you , did n't he ? Monsieur Calmar ? Oh , he worries about me -- thinks I shut myself off from the world .」
Blair Waldorf:「You do n't seem too shut off to me .」


Man:「So you came all this way to ask me if I painted your portrait ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Would n't you be curious ?」
Man:「Yes , I think I would . Oh , it hardly does you justice . I was young , impatient . I like to think I 'm better now . I take my time .」
Blair Waldorf:「So you did paint it .」
Man:「Yes .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
James:「I 'm sorry . If I 'd known your dad was gon na say anything--」
Starr:「My dad was right . I hate seeing you with Michelle , and I hate that she 's so nice . I want to kill her .」
James:「Well , do n't bother because , Starr , I 'd rather be with you .」
narration:[ Cell phone rings ]
Starr:「Oh . I 'm sorry . I have to take this .」
James:「Take it .」


Starr:「Hello . Yes , I accept the charges . Cole . Cole , hi . How are you doing ? I know . I know . I just found out . I 'm so sorry . All I know is that she 's in St. Ann 's . No . My dad did not have anything to do with it , but I think it had something to do with my cousin Natalie 's baby . Cole , stop . This is not your fault . Do n't do that to yourself .」
Todd:「Who 's she talking to ?」
James:「Take a wild guess .」
Starr:「I 'm going to come on visitors day , okay ? And I 'll find out more before then . I know that you ca n't do anything about it , but I promise you that everyone at St. Ann 's will take good care of your mom . Just think about Hope . She talks about you all the time . She loves you . I love you . I always will .」
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Nate:「My mom 's free ?」
Nora:「Yes . I let her go .」
Téa:「Um , what 's really going on here , Nora ? Why did you cut my client loose ?」
Nate:「I 'm just gon na call my mom and tell her about the party . You know , it did n't feel right celebrating with her still in lockup .」
Dani:「Oh , of course not . I 've got someone who could use a little good news now , too .」
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Matthew:「My parents are back together .」
Destiny:「I thought your dad slept with Nate 's mom .」
Matthew:「According to him , it never happened .」
Destiny:「But you saw them kissing .」
Matthew:「He said that 's as far as it went .」
Destiny:「Why did n't he say that when it happened ?」
Matthew:「I 'm not saying it makes sense . I 'm just telling you what they told me .」
Destiny:「So , what does any of this have to do with you quitting your job ?」
Matthew:「Probably because my Uncle Clint was the one who told me they were cheating .」
Destiny:「So they 're mad at him but punishing you ?」
Matthew:「Yeah . You 're still expecting this to make sense .」
Destiny:「But there has to be a reason . You loved it there . Most parents love it when their kids have a job .」
Matthew:「Yeah , I know . It 's like they 're blaming my Uncle Clint or something .」
Destiny:「For your dad almost hooking up with Nate 's mom ? How could that possibly be his fault ?」
Matthew:「You 're asking me ?」
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Nora:「I did n't have enough to hold her .」
Téa:「Forgive me , Counselor , but that 's never stopped you in the past .」
Dani:「Mom , are you coming ?」
Nora:「You know , there 's an old saying」


Téa:「Ha ha .」
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Clint:「My brother has evidence that I killed Eddie ?」
Inez:「All I know is , he was questioning me , and he got a phone call , and by the time he hung up the phone , he let me go , told me not to worry . He could prove that you did it .」
Clint:「How the devil did he find out ?」
Inez:「I told you . I warned you that this would backfire if you forced me to break those two up .」
Clint:「Yeah . You may be right . I never should have gone down that road because now I 've got blood on my hands that I can never wash away . I ca n't sleep because I 'm having these nightmares , and -- I do n't know-- maybe I should just let it all go and just tell Bo what happened .」
Inez:「It might make you feel better .」
Clint:「Yeah . You 're probably right . Bo , how are you doing ? Nice try , little brother .」
narration:[ Cell phone rings ]
Nora:「What happened ?」
Bo:「Hello , Clint .」
Clint:「You ca n't nail me , so you sent Inez to do your dirty work ? What 'd you tell her , that you 'd arrest her if she did n't do what you wanted ?」
Bo:「No . That would be more your style .」
Clint:「Do n't get all holier than thou on me .」
Bo:「You threatened the woman 's children because Nora left you . Then you kidnapped Nora , you sandbagged our marriage , you shot Eddie Ford .」
Clint:「Dig all you want . You will never find any evidence connecting me to Eddie .」
Bo:「We 'll see about that .」
Clint:「Look , you come after me , little brother , by God , I 'm gon na be coming after you , too .」
Nora:「You okay ?」
Bo:「I ca n't even believe that this guy is my brother . I mean , it 's not like we always saw eye to eye , but I 've loved that man all my life , and now he 's just --he 's a total stranger to me .」
Clint:「Adios , Inez . Oh , wait a minute . One more thing . You heard my promise to my brother , did n't you ? From now on , every day when you wake up , I want you to ask yourself , " is this the day that Clint comes after me and my sons ? "」
Inez:「Why are you doing this to me ?」
Clint:「Get her out of here .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Destiny:「Why are your parents trying to make your Uncle Clint out to be the bad guy ?」
narration:[ Beep ]
Destiny:「It 's Dani .」
Matthew:「What does she want ?」
Destiny:「They 're at the Buenos Dias celebrating .」
Matthew:「Who 's they ?」


Destiny:「I guess she 's with Nate . The charges for murder were just dropped against him and his mom .」
Matthew:「This day just keeps getting better and better .」
Destiny:「I 'll tell her I ca n't come .」
Matthew:「No . No , you should go . Just because I ca n't be in the same room as Nate and his mom does n't mean you should n't go .」
Destiny:「I 'm just happy for Dani . She was really worried . But what if Darren is there ?」
Matthew:「Are you really still mad at him ?」
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Shaun:「He 's in this mess because he did n't listen . Destiny was n't ready to see my pop . He forced the issue . Now you want me to drag her over here so you he can ambush her again ?」
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Destiny:「Look , Darren 's a good guy . I know that . But all he did was make things worse . You 're the one who helped me , Matthew .」
Matthew:「Me ? I did n't do anything .」
Destiny:「Exactly . You just let me vent . You did n't try and fix it .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Theo:「Thanks for hearing me out .」
Shaun:「Tell Darren hang in there , all right ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Dani:「Hey , Shaun , guess what .」
Shaun:「What ?」
Nate:「I am a free man . The D.A. dropped the charges .」
Shaun:「Now , that 's a reason to celebrate . Congratulations .」
Nate:「For sure , so stick around . We 're definitely gon na party .」
Dani:「Oh , I texted Destiny . She said she 's coming .」
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James:「Anything I can do ?」
Starr:「Cole just found out that his mom 's in St. Ann 's .」
James:「Sorry .」
Starr:「He was really upset about it . They wo n't tell him anything , and he ca n't do anything to help her .」
James:「Were they close ?」
Starr:「Yeah . It was just the two of them after his dad died , and then me and Hope . I ca n't abandon him now , James . He needs me , and I still love him .」
James:「I know . I 'm gon na get out of here , okay ?」
Starr:「Hey , I 'm going to handle my dad .」
James:「Okay . I guess I 'll see you around .」
Nate:「How lucky is this ? They 're already here .」
Starr:「What ? What happened ?」
James:「Did you get out on bail or what ?」
Nate:「They dropped the charges . I 'm free . Mom , too .」
James:「That 's great , man . That 's awesome .」


Nate:「Yeah , so you guys got to hang out and celebrate .」
Dani:「Yeah . You 've got to stay for the party . It 's not gon na be the same without you .」
James:「Uh ...」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Layla:「Of course I have n't stopped loving you . You 're the most amazing man I have ever known . And believe me , I 'm not interested in Steffen . But he did make me see something . That I 've fallen in love with my life here . I love what I 'm doing . I love waking up in the morning and jumping out of bed , and sketching as fast as I can all the ideas that I had while I was sleeping , trying to remember them . Running around Paris searching for fabrics and the right buttons and the perfect je ne sais quoi . The new look that 'll strut down the runway and that I 'll see on all the stylish women on the streets . It makes me so happy . And I can't ... I ca n't think of anything else . I do n't want to give this up . I do n't want to leave here . I want to keep working . And I love you , so much -- that 's not it . But I 'm not ready to get married . And I do n't think you are , either .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , no . No , thank you . I 'm not thirsty . But I do have a few questions , please . Like what 's your name ? I could n't make it out on the portrait over there .」


Man:「Tomás .」
Blair Waldorf:「Just Tomás ?」
Tomás:「And you are ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Blair . Just Blair .」
Tomás:「Blair ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Mm - hmm .」
Tomás:「That suits you .」
Blair Waldorf:「So what about your landlord ?」
Tomás:「He 's deaf . But if he knocks on the door , tell him you 're my lover and I just threw myself out the window .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hmm . So the painting ... what about the painting ?」
Tomás:「Oh . [ Chuckling ] Please , sit . Please . I insist . You 're my guest .」
Blair Waldorf:「You tell me how you managed to paint a picture of me when you do n't even know me , and then maybe I 'll sit .」
Tomás:「But I do know you .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cristian:「Do n't put this on me . I want to marry you . I love you .」


Layla:「I know you do . But be honest . Do n't you love your life right now ? Having that grant so you can paint , teaching at L.U. , making art ? You should see your -- hear yourself talk about it .」
Cristian:「Yeah , it 's great . It 's great , but it does n't make me want to call off the wedding .」
Layla:「Well , maybe that 's because you do n't think you have to give something up . You 've been in Llanview all this time .」
Cristian:「Come on , that 's not fair . I was willing to move to Paris .」
Layla:「Where you got drunk and kissed Gigi ?」
Cristian:「Because you stood me up , Layla .」
Layla:「I 'm not blaming you . I 'm just trying to make a point . Kissing Gigi and playing strip poker and crawling into bed with Blair ... does that sound like a guy who really wants to get married ? And it 's okay . It really is .」
Cristian:「If you had n't taken that job and I had n't taken the grant , we 'd be married right now .」
Layla:「But would we be happy ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Blair Waldorf:「How do you know me when we 've never met ?」


Tomás:「Meeting is overrated . What I am talking about is knowledge . A painter must know his subject . Otherwise , what 's the point ? You 're just painting surfaces .
 [ Sighs ] I really hated losing her , but I had to eat , so I let her go . Monsieur Calmar -- he said he 's put her in a gallery . How did you find her ?」
Blair Waldorf:「My husband bought her .」
Tomás:「Oh . You 're married .」
Blair Waldorf:「Late husband .」
Tomás:「My condolences .」
Blair Waldorf:「He was a swindler , kidnapper , killer .」
Tomás:「With exquisite taste in women .」
Blair Waldorf:「I would n't say that , but ... and I 'm not being modest here , but I still ca n't figure out why he married me .」
Tomás:「I 'll bet your husband was surprised to find a painting of you in Paris .」
Blair Waldorf:「I would n't know . But he 's not the point . The point is , how did you manage to paint a picture of me ?」
Tomás:「Maybe the question you should be asking yourself is not why he married you , but why you married him .」


Blair Waldorf:「You know , this " charming " thing you got going here -- it may work for some foreign exchange students , but I 'm here for one thing only , and that 's information . 8 years ago , you painted a portrait of me , and I want to know how .」
Tomás:「Fair enough . I 'll tell you .」
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Todd:「Told you I had a shark for a wife .」
Téa:「So you 're happy I got Nate off ? Even though it means he 's now free to date our daughter ?」
Todd:「Yeah , look at her . If she 's happy , I 'm happy . Oh , and I tried to convince James to go out with Starr , but Cole called and ruined the whole thing .」
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Dani:「I was so scared Nate was going to jail . I do n't know what I would have done . I 'm not strong like you , Starr .」
Starr:「Come on , Dani .」
Dani:「No , it 's true . I do n't think I could survive my boyfriend going away for 10 years . I 'm sorry . I 'm so sorry .」
Starr:「It 's okay . It 's okay .」


Dani:「No , I do n't even ...」
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Nate:「Thank you for looking out for me while I was locked up . It meant a lot .」
James:「I 'm just glad it 's all over . And I got to tell you ... Nate , I would n't have blamed you if you had shot him . He had it coming .」
Nate:「Yeah , okay , except I did n't , Mom did n't . But whoever did planted the gun at our place to make it look like we did .」
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Nora:「You son of a bitch .」
Clint:「I do n't remember inviting you to the office .」
Nora:「Do you have any idea what you have done ? What you 've become ?」
Clint:「Well , this is funny , coming from you .」
Nora:「Oh , yeah ? Why is that ?」
Clint:「Because you 're a cheat . You cheated on me with my brother .」
Nora:「Oh , my God . That is such an old tune , Clint . How long are you going to sit here and feel sorry for yourself , huh ? Yes , I left you for your brother , but I never slept with him . And frankly , I am done apologizing for hurting you .」
Clint:「Well , you could never hurt me because -- well , you 're simply not that important .」
Nora:「Oh , my ... so , what , this was pride doing all this damage ?」
Clint:「Damage ? What damage ? You and Bo are back together .」
Nora:「You told our son we were cheating on each other ! Not only was it untrue , it was unnecessary . It was just cruel . And you 've been downright vicious to Bo and me .」
Clint:「So what are you going to do about it ?」
Nora:「Well , I 'll tell you what we did n't do . We did n't tell Matthew that his beloved uncle was using him .」
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Destiny:「Are you sure you 're okay ? I know how upset you were about having to quit your job and all that other stuff with your parents .」
Matthew:「I 'll get over it . I just -- I just need to find out what 's really going on . Come on , you should probably go . They 're probably waiting for you .」
Destiny:「I do n't have to go . I can stay here with you .」
Matthew:「I 'm fine . Come on , get out of here .」
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Nora:「That you forced Inez to try to break us up , that she drugged Bo ...」
Clint:「What ? That was her idea . She wanted Bo so much , I just gave her a little push .」
Nora:「A little push ? Clint , you threatened her children . You have no remorse .」
Clint:「For what ?」


Nora:「For handing me over to Eddie . Clint , he tried to rape me . If he was alive , I 'd be pressing sexual assault charges .」
Clint:「That was Eddie . That was his idea , not mine .」
Nora:「Oh , really ? I wonder if Viki would agree with that .」
Clint:「This is none of Viki 's concern .」
Nora:「Oh , well , I kind of disagree . She 's one of my best friends and you 're the father of her children . Speaking of which , I wonder if your sons would approve . Joey , Kevin , Cord . Or your daughters , for that matter . Jessica and Natalie . Hmm . How would they react to this ? Would they bring your grandchildren over for a visit if they knew what you 'd done ? You 're going to lose them , Clint . Every last one of them .」
Clint:「Have you told the family ?」
Nora:「Ah . And now you think about the family ?」
Clint:「Have you ? Answer me .」
Nora:「I had an opportunity to tell Viki . But I did n't want to hurt her like that , because she respects you and she loves you . They all do . So how could I possibly tell them that you have been plotting against your own brother and threatening Inez and having me kidnapped and tortured and that you killed Eddie Ford ? How could I tell them that ? That would just devastate them . Your sons , daughters , your grandchildren , your nephew -- they all look up to you . They all love you . So , no . No , I was n't going to be the one to take that away from them . I 'm going to let you do that all by yourself . You know , it 's funny --I always remember you talking about protecting the family the way Asa did . Well , from now on , Bo and I will be protecting the family . We 'll be doing that . We 'll protect Asa 's family ... from you .」
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Inez:「I 'm so sorry I could n't get Clint to confess . Are you going to charge me with drugging you ? Are you going to put me back in jail ?」
Bo:「No . No , I 'm not . And whatever you choose to tell your family about all of this , that 's up to you .」
Inez:「Thank you , Bo . And for helping Nate . I got a message from him . He 's been released ?」
Bo:「Yes , he 's cleared .」
Inez:「Good . I just hope your brother does n't ...」
Bo:「No , he 's not going to go after your boys . He just said all of that to scare you . And I 'm going to keep an eye on him . I 'd just like for you to steer clear of him ... and of me .」
Inez:「Bo , I am so sorry for--」
Bo:「No , Inez , please do n't . Do n't . I do n't want to hear it . I 'm just grateful that I got my wife back . You should go .」


Officer:「Got the evidence you wanted , Commissioner .」
Bo:「The Eddie Ford murder ?」
Officer:「It 's all here .」
Bo:「Thank you .」
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Téa:「Where do you think you 're going ?」
Shaun:「I do n't belong here . Anyway , this is a family thing .」
Téa:「Shaun Evans , are you saying you 're not family ? When push came to shove , did you side with Greg , or did you side with Dani and me , huh ? I 'm not going to pretend you sided with Todd , but you know what I 'm saying . You were there for me . So what 's mine is yours , all right ? And I happen to know you love butternut icing .」
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Starr:「I know you were just trying to help , but do n't ever do anything like that ever again .」
Todd:「So you 're just going to shut yourself off from the world for the next 9 1/2 years ?」
Starr:「I have a daughter and family and friends , and I go to school--」
Todd:「They 're the best years of your life .」
Starr:「Thank you . That 's depressing .」
Todd:「You know what I mean . If you sacrifice yourself now , Starr--」
Starr:「I 'm doing what I want to do . I love Cole . He 's going through hell , and I will support him as long as that takes . Besides , you do n't want me with James , anyway . It 's just a way for you to get Cole out of my life .」
Todd:「That 's not true .」
Starr:「If James and I were together , you would do anything to break us up , and you know it .」
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Téa:「Hey ! Over here ! Come on , we 're about to cut the cake . Get over here , guys . You ready ?」
Dani:「It 's going to be good .」
Téa:「Ta da !」
James:「Oh !」
Nate:「Nice . Yeah .」
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Theo:「Hey , Destiny .」
Destiny:「Hi , Theo .」
Theo:「Hey , I heard you were going to be here . Look , I was just texting Darren because I know he would really love to see you .」
Destiny:「I 'm sorry . I 'm not staying .」
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Layla:「As much as I love you , if I had to leave Paris and give up designing , I 'd be miserable . And I 'd make you miserable . And I 'm guessing if you had to give up that grant and your students ...」
Cristian:「I would n't be happy . You 're right .」
Layla:「I did n't want to be right , Cristian . I 'm really sorry .」
Cristian:「Me , too .」


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Tomás:「I could n't afford a model . So if I wanted a portrait , I would paint from memory , and sometimes I 'd go to the park , find a statue for a model , or use a photograph to make the portrait . This painting came from a photograph .」
Blair Waldorf:「A photograph ? You -- you have a photograph of me ?」
Tomás:「Oh , yes . I had ...」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , where is it ? Can I see it ?」
Tomás:「I do n't know if I still have it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Would you look ? Please ?」
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Tomás:「Ah , it should be around here somewhere , unless I threw it out .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , maybe it 's in this box .」
Tomás:「No , no ! Do n't . It 's full of chemicals and pallet knives . I do n't want you to hurt yourself . Okay .」
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Bo:「Eddie Ford 's gun -- the gun that he was shot with .」
Nora:「This is the gun he had when he kidnapped me . You know , Bo , if Clint put Eddie up to kidnapping , maybe Clint gave him the gun .」


Bo:「Yeah . And then murdered him with it .」
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James:「Mom ! Hi !」
Inez:「Oh ! You always hug so hard . You 're a hard little hugger .」
Shaun:「I thought you said Destiny was coming .」
Dani:「Oh , yeah . I do n't know -- I guess she changed her mind .」
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Matthew:「I thought you were going to Nate 's party .」
Destiny:「I could n't .」
Matthew:「Why not ?」
Destiny:「I do n't know .」
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Téa:「Poor Estrella .」
Todd:「Yeah , yo se . I 'm just glad I 'm not young and stupid anymore . We should actually make a cake to celebrate that .」
Téa:「What , that you 're old and stupid ? I mean ... young and wise .」
Todd:「Yeah , just wise enough to have married you .」
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Tomás:「Uh ... ah ha ha ha ! Found it .」
Blair Waldorf:「Can I see that , please ? Oh , my God .」
Tomás:「Who 's the man in the picture ?」


Blair Waldorf:「My husband .」


Bo:「J.R. , You heard my nephew . You 're not leaving with that baby .」
Adam:「This boy is my grandchild . And this is my son , his father . We are taking the boy back to pine valley where he belongs .」
Babe:「You will have to kill me before I let you do that ! Let go of me !」
Jamie:「Hey , hey , leave her alone ! Just do n't let them take james , please !」
Adam:「Officer , take one , two , three -- get them out of here !」
Tad:「Still trying to give orders , huh , adam ? I tell you what -- why do n't you have your good friend the attorney general bring the buchanans up on some charges of their own ? How about that ?」
Kevin:「Hey there , buddy . Listen , everything 's going to be ok . Daddy 's here .」
J.R.:「I can take care of him .」
Kevin:「It 's not looking like it from here .」
J.R.:「Why do n't you get back on your jet and go back to llanview ? I am the only father this boy needs .」
Jessica:「Cristian .」
Cristian:「Sorry . I did n't mean to scare you .」
Jessica:「I just did n't know you were home , that 's it .」
Cristian:「Is natalie home ?」
Jessica:「No , she not . She went out . I do n't know where . Do you got a minute ?」
Cristian:「Sure . What 's up ?」
Jessica:「I just need some help .」
Cristian:「With what ?」
Jessica:「Trying to figure out who my stalker is . Any ideas ?」
John:「We really need that d . N.A. Sample . Could be anything . Could be hair from a comb , a glass that he 's drunk from .」
Natalie:「No , no . I 'm sorry , john , I ca n't do this .」
John:「Hey , look , i know this is hard , i know it 's not what you want to hear , but we ca n't just ignore it .」
Natalie:「John , this does n't prove anything .」
John:「Read it , natalie . Read it . " I 've stolen cristian vega 's past . I 've stolen his wife . " What else could it be ?」
Natalie:「I do n't know . I know that it 's not what you 're saying !」
John:「Natalie , you 're not thinking .」
Natalie:「No , john , you 're wrong ! Ok , cristian is alive ! All right ? I would know ! I would know . He 's my husband . I would know if it was someone else . I would know ! This means nothing ! This means nothing !」
John:「Stop , stop ! Hey , hey -- shh . Ok . Ok .」


Blair Waldorf:「Well , this is it . This is the last stop . Somebody has to know something about margaret .」
Margaret:「I 've been thinking about what you said .」
Todd:「What was that , exactly ?」
Margaret:「About blair . About how much you love her , too much to ever want to betray her with me . I admire that .」
Todd:「So , what , are you going to let me go ?」
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kelly:「Come on , kevin , answer this time .」
Duke:「Kelly . Hey , sorry it took us so long to get here .」
Kelly:「Oh , that 's ok . I 'm sorry I had to call you . I just did n't know who else to turn to .」
Adriana:「Is it about ace ?」
Kelly:「Kevin knows where ace and babe are . He flew into new orleans with bo . I have no idea what he 's going to do , but i 'm really worried .」
Duke:「Now , do n't worry . Uncle bo will keep dad in line .」


Kelly:「I promised that i would keep kevin away from babe . And I tried , but he would n't listen to me . He 's determined to take ace away from her . He has no idea how much damage he 's going to cause , to ace especially .」
J.R.:「Get the hell out of my way .」
Kevin:「Not with my son .」
J.R.:「He 's not your son , never was .」
Babe:「And he 's not yours either , and he never will be .」
Bo:「Let me handle this , kevin .」
Kevin:「No , I got it . This is a birth certificate saying that little boy is asa buchanan ii -- my son , no one else'S.」
J.R.:「Yeah , well , there 's a whole squadron of louisiana cops that would beg to differ .」
Kevin:「And I 'm the lieutenant governor of pennsylvania , and the kidnapping of my son is a federal case . The F.B.I. Will be here any minute . You can tell them your story .」
Adam:「I 'm not intimidated by hack politicians .」
Kevin:「Law 's on my side . Ace will be going home with me .」
Babe:「No , you ca n't , please .」
J.R.:「Why do n't you stay out of this .」
Babe:「This is my son , and none of you are taking him away from me !」
Adam:「Do we have to listen to this ?」
Tad:「Yeah , I love listening to it .」
Babe:「You 're just doing this to get back at me , j . R. You do n't even give a damn about him !」
J.R.:「Would you just shut up ?」
Bo:「Quiet , everybody . Ca n't you see what this is doing to the baby ?」
Adam:「All right , let 's cut to the chase , buchanan . I 'm not impressed with your little piece of paper . This , by rights and by blood , is a member of my family .」
Kevin:「Well , the courts say different .」
Tad:「What about what 's best for the baby ? Has anybody in this room thought about that ? I mean , considering the rest of his life is on the line , if you really care about him , you 'd let him go home with his mother .」
Babe:「Even your own wife thought so . Kevin , she loves him as much as i do , enough to let him go . She even knew that he should be with his mama .」
Kevin:「Ok , you 're not his " mama , " all right ? You 're a kidnapper . You took my son , and you 're going to pay for it .」
Todd:「You are talking about letting me go , right ?」
Margaret:「Oh , this is our destiny , todd . After everything we have been through together -- the avalanche , the hypothermia , the gunshot wounds -- we always end up right back here . It 's as if god had it planned for us all along .」


Todd:「I do n't think god has much to do with this .」
Margaret:「We are meant to make a baby together , todd . When are you finally going to accept that ?」
Todd:「So what was all that talk about me being true to blair ?」
Margaret:「Well , you 're not going to have to cheat on her at all .」
Todd:「Where you going now ?」
Margaret:「To get blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「Hi . I was wondering if i could ask you a few questions . I 'm looking for a couple of people . Look , I 'm not a cop if that 's what you think . I just want to know , maybe , if you 'd seen either one of these people .」
Man:「I know exactly who that guy is .」
Natalie:「Wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , please . How do you know that cristian 's the one who threw that in the fire ? How do you know ? I mean , did you see him do it ?」
John:「He was already gone when i got here .」
Natalie:「Ok . Ok , then it could have been someone else , right ? I mean , we do n't know that he was actually here .」


John:「Natalie , natalie , think about it . You 're the one who told me he took the keys to the lodge . You 're the one that sent me up here to find him .」
Natalie:「Ok , but that does n't -- it does n't mean that he was here , john !」
John:「Who else would have done this ? Who else would have burned his journal , and why ? Where else would he have gone ?」
Natalie:「I do n't know . I do n't know , but you know what i do know ? I was with cristian a long time before he disappeared , ok ? I know him . I know him . I know how he talks and how he smells and how he breathes when he sleeps at night . No one can fake that !」
John:「Ok . Then get me that d . N.A. Sample , if for no other reason , just to prove me wrong .」
Natalie:「No , no , I do n't have to prove anything to you . Ok , cristian is cristian . He is the man that i fell in love with . He is the man that i married , that i 'm going to spend the rest of my life with . So you know what ? Just do n't talk to me about it anymore ! In fact , do n't talk to me at all !」
John:「Where you going ? Where you going ?」
Natalie:「Where do you think ? Back to my husband .」
John:「Natalie ? Do n't do it , not until we know for sure .」
Natalie:「I do know , and nothing you can say will change that .」
Evangeline:「John ?」
John:「How long you been here ?」
Evangeline:「Long enough to see that natalie 's pretty upset .」
John:「Yeah , she is . I just told her the -- the man who came home to her may not be who he says he is .」
Cristian:「Now , why would any of this stuff look familiar to me ?」
Jessica:「I do n't know , just wondering .」
Cristian:「Is there something you want to say to me , jess ?」
Jessica:「I just wanted somebody to bounce ideas off of . I 'm writing a group of articles about the person --」
cristian:「You still think it 's me , do n't you ?」
Jessica:「Yes .」
Cristian:「Why ?」
Jessica:「I do n't know , cristian . I really -- I do n't want to , but so far all of the evidence -- it points to you .」
Cristian:「Like what ? What evidence ?」
Jessica:「Well , these things did n't start happening until -- until you got back , until you moved into the house .」
Cristian:「Oh , right , right , so that automatically makes me guilty .」


Jessica:「Well , it has to be somebody who can get in and out of the house unnoticed , unquestioned , and so far all of the staff have been questioned and cleared . And you have n't been yourself lately with anybody -- not with antonio , not with carlotta , not even with natalie .」
Cristian:「And what 's that got to do with you ?」
Jessica:「Well , I figured you out . I know what 's going on with you .」
Cristian:「What exactly is it that you think you know ?」
Jessica:「You 're still in love with me , cristian , are n't you ?」
Duke:「You want me to fly down to new orleans ? I can try to find out what 's going on .」
Adriana:「Duke , please do n't .」
Duke:「But if it 'll help kelly --」
adriana:「No , ok ? You do n't want to make things worse with your dad . I 'm sorry .」
Kelly:「No , adriana 's right . I was just hoping that maybe you could talk to asa . I mean , he 's head of the family . Maybe --」
duke:「What , he 'd talk dad out of trying to take ace from babe ? I mean , kelly , i do n't think so . Besides , great - grandpa and i are n't exactly on the best of terms right now .」
Kelly:「Could you try , please ? I never would have given ace up if i did n't think it was the best thing for him . And if kevin tries to take him away --」
duke:「I 'll do what i can .」
Asa:「Duke , you will do nothing ! Kevin 's trying to save little ace 's life . You want to help that baby , you 'll do anything you can to keep him from the chandlers .」
Babe:「Kevin , i know that you 're upset and you 're angry --」
kevin:「Upset ? Angry ? You have any idea the kind of hell you put me through ? From the moment I walked into my hotel room and saw that ace was gone , I had no idea what had happened to him -- where he was or if he was even alive . That is the worst kind of hell you can put a parent through .」
Jamie:「What , you think babe does n't know what that feels like ?」
Kevin:「Apparently not , or why would she do it ?」
Babe:「Because he 's my son and I love him .」
Kevin:「Oh , you love him ? Well , you got a great way of showing it , let me tell you , ripping him from the family that 's raising him , where he 's happy and secure , taking him on the run from the police and the F.B.I. , Putting him in god knows what kind of danger . You know , I do n't think that 's love . That 's abuse .」
Babe:「I would never abuse my son !」
Kevin:「Well , what would you call it ?」


Babe:「Your own wife thought he was better off with me than you .」
Kevin:「Where , behind bars ? Because that 's where you 're going . You know , thank god ace is young enough to never know what kind of woman his mother is .」
Jamie:「You do n't know anything about babe .」
J.R.:「You know , I can fill him in .」
Jamie:「Oh , why do n't you go to hell .」
Tad:「Easy .」
Jamie:「No , this is all happening because his wife took babe 's son .」
Kevin:「No , my brother - in - law took him . Neither one of us knew the circumstances .」
Adam:「You do now . The boy belongs with his father .」
Bo:「This is not your call , chandler .」
Adam:「The boy is my blood , not yours , and certainly no other buchanan 's .」
Babe:「He 's mine . He is mine and nobody is ever taking him away from me ever again .」
Kevin:「Watch me .」
Blair Waldorf:「Are you sure this is the man that you 've seen ?」
Man:「That 's the one , all right .」
Blair Waldorf:「Oh , I could just kiss you right now !」


Man:「I thought you were hot when i saw you on tv .」
Blair Waldorf:「What ?」
Man:「On new year 's , when you were looking for this loser .」
Blair Waldorf:「So you really have n't seen him ?」
Man:「Just his picture in the paper . But , hey , I 'm available .」
Blair Waldorf:「This was my last chance . I need a miracle here ! I got to find him . Anything ! Come on ! Just please help me find him .」
Todd:「Margaret --」
margaret:「This may take a few minutes .」
Todd:「What are you -- where are you going ? What are you going to do ?」
Margaret:「Well , I just think that you and blair should be reunited , that 's all .」
Todd:「Margaret --」
margaret:「Hmm ?」
Todd:「If you do anything to her at all , i swear i 'm going to kill you .」
Margaret:「I do n't think you 're really in a position to do anything the way you are right now . I just want you to be happy . That 's why i 'm getting blair for you .」
Todd:「No , margaret -- margaret ?」


Kelly:「I have been trying to keep ace -- james -- away from the chandlers .」
Asa:「You quit calling him that . His name is ace , my namesake .」
Kelly:「Asa , i know how much you love that little boy . We all do , but he 's not ours .」
Asa:「Shut your mouth .」
Duke:「Watch it , grandpa .」
Asa:「That goes for you , too , duke . Ace is as much a buchanan as you and kevin are , as much as you used to be , kelly . What the hell happened to you ? You were supposed to be the perfect wife . You were supposed to take kevin 's hand all the way to the white house .」
Kelly:「Well , I 'm sorry if i did n't fit into your plans .」
Asa:「Well , you did n't have to derail them either , taking up with the enemy .」
Kelly:「Babe chandler is not the enemy .」
Asa:「No , because you are .」
Duke:「Hey , all right , that 's it . Come on , kelly , I 'm taking you out of here .」
Kelly:「It 's ok , duke . Asa 's got nothing on me anymore . He ca n't hurt me .」
Asa:「You think so ?」
Kelly:「Yeah , because I 've already been hurt enough . And for what ? Trying to hold on to my husband by giving him a child in any way possible ? A child that you wanted us to have , that you made us feel like failures if we did n't have .」
Asa:「I did n't ask you to steal somebody 's baby and then to pawn him off as manning 's . You 're nothing but a cheap little hussy , kelly , just like that cramer trash you come from .」
Renee:「Asa ? Please .」
Adriana:「Kelly , come on .」
Duke:「You know , grandpa , we have all had to listen to what you had to say . Now you 're going to listen to me .」
Jamie:「Look , let 's just back up for a moment . If paul cramer had n't taken the baby in the first place , none of this would be happening .」
Babe:「I thought that my son had died . And then when I found out he was alive , i knew that i could n't allow J.R. To get his hands on him .」
Adam:「So you kidnapped the baby and took off ? Oh , that 's logical .」
J.R.:「No , dad , it 's typical .」
Kevin:「Why did n't you get a lawyer , or come forward and claim him as your son , instead of stealing him and running away ?」
J.R.:「Do you want to tell him , babe , or do i get to ?」
Babe:「Shut up , j . R. !」
J.R.:「I think the buchanans deserve to know the truth . Do n't you ?」


Kevin:「What the hell are you talking about ?」
Babe:「It 's nothing . It 's between j . R. And me . It has absolutely nothing to do with any of this .」
Bo:「It does if you 've broken any more laws .」
Jamie:「It was my idea to take james . Babe did n't want to . I talked her into it . So if you want to blame somebody , blame me .」
Tad:「You 're not to blame , and neither is babe . The only person at fault for this is paul cramer , and he 's gone . Unfortunately , the one who 's suffering is this kid because he 's been dragged all over the map when he should just simply be allowed to stay with his mother .」
Adam:「Yeah ? What about his father ? What about my son who 's standing here , who 's done nothing wrong ?」
Babe:「If i had had it my way , you would n't have laid a hand on my child . You want to know why i took my baby on the run ? Well , you 're looking at it right there in front of your face . I could n't take the chance that he would grow up to be another chandler .」
Kevin:「Oh , he wo n't . You have my word on it .」
Babe:「You really love him , do n't you ?」
Kevin:「Of course I do .」
Babe:「I think you 'd do anything to keep him . You 'd lie , cheat , steal . You 'd even die for him , would n't you ? You will do whatever it took to keep him safe , to make sure he got the life that he deserves , because that 's what it 's all about -- that sweet little boy right there , the one that you love and the one who loves you , no matter what you 've done and how you 've screwed up , because it 's all about him and nothing else . I know that because that 's how i feel . And that is why I 've done the things that I 've done , because I know what 's best for my son . And I think you do , too .」
Man:「Agent morrow , F.B.I. What 's going on here ?」
Officer:「What are you doing here ?」
Bo:「Commissioner buchanan , llanview p . D. It 's time . You need to hand that baby over to kevin .」
J.R.:「Not a chance .」
Bo:「Mr. Chandler , it 's time to give up the baby .」
Agent morrow:「Sergeant , take your people and wait outside . We got it from here .」
Sergeant:「You guys wait outside . I 'll stay here .」
J.R.:「Wait a minute . I do n't care who you think you are ! Not you or the f . B.I. Is taking my son away from me .」
Agent morrow:「Who the hell is this guy ?」
J.R.:「I 'm the baby 's father .」
Kevin:「I 'm his legal guardian .」


Bo:「That 's true . The court granted kevin here custody .」
Adam:「Based on lies . I 'm adam chandler . I 'm this child 's grandfather . There 's been a terrible mistake here .」
Agent morrow:「Well , mistake or not , I have my orders -- to return this baby to lieutenant governor buchanan .」
Babe:「It 's just not right .」
Jamie:「Dad , ca n't you do something ?」
Tad:「Not right now . I 'll think of something . You hang tight . We 're going to fight this .」
Bo:「Do n't , because you 're just going to make it tougher -- on yourselves and on the baby .」
Adam:「This is insanity . This child no more belongs to kevin buchanan than he does to jamie martin , or anyone else for that matter . And if anyone is going to walk out that door with this child , it 's going to be my son .」
Kevin:「Look , just flesh and blood does n't make a father . You do n't love him . You do n't even know him . And if you 're anything like your own father , you never will . So let 's not make this any uglier than it has to be . Give me my son . You give me my son , or i 'll have you and your father put in jail with the rest of them .」
Evangeline:「You really believe cristian is somebody else ?」
John:「I do n't know . But something ai n't right . I ca n't get natalie to see that .」
Evangeline:「Because you 're talking about her husband -- or at least the man she thinks is her husband .」
John:「Yeah , well , what 's written there , combined with cristian 's strange behavior since he 's been back --」
evangeline:「My god . Do you know what you 're asking her to do ?」
John:「Yes . I 'm asking her to face the truth .」
Evangeline:「By admitting he is n't cristian , which means admitting her husband did n't survive . So to her , cristian dies all over again .」
John:「I know . But ignoring this is not the answer . Natalie -- she may have a stranger living with her , and that does n't mean just trouble for her . It means the whole family could be in danger .」
Cristian:「Is that what you think ? That i 'm stalking you because I 'm in love with you ?」
Jessica:「Well , we have n't talked about us , our past .」
Cristian:「Well , because that 's what it is -- our past . Where is this coming from , jess ?」
Jessica:「Because I 'm trying to figure out why someone is stalking me .」
Cristian:「Someone you think is me , no matter what I say . Look , jess , you 're right . I do love you -- as a friend . But I 'm in love with natalie . Do n't you get that ?」


Jessica:「Yeah , but we were each other 's first loves . I mean , it must have affected you when i fell in love with antonio .」
Cristian:「Old news , ancient history .」
Jessica:「Well , tico is n't ancient history . I mean , I was married to the man who wanted you killed .」
Cristian:「This is crazy , jess .」
Jessica:「Is it ? Is it crazy ? Because there 's a lot of resentment between us going way back to megan . I mean , that 's when everything started to go bad between us .」
Cristian:「I do n't know why you 're dragging her into this . That ended a lot time ago .」
Jessica:「Ended ? What are you talking about ? Megan is the baby that i lost . You were going to help me raise her . You do n't remember .」
Cristian:「How could you think i would forget something like that , huh ? Just leave me the hell alone , all right ? You know , jess , I do n't know who 's stalking you , ok , but it 's not me .」
Natalie:「What the hell do you think you 're doing ?」
Jessica:「Trying to get some answers .」
Natalie:「Oh , I see . By harassing my husband ? You have no right .」
Jessica:「Open your eyes , natalie ! He is not the man that you married !」
Natalie:「What 's that supposed to mean ?」
Jessica:「It 's supposed to mean that cristian has changed , and everybody sees it but you . And you 'd better see it soon because it 's going to destroy our whole family .」
Evangeline:「You want to protect natalie . And if you 're right , there 's a lot to be worried about .」
John:「Yeah , there is . Which is why i 'm going to get that d . N.A. Sample with or without her permission .」
Evangeline:「She 's scared of the truth . And I 'm wondering what all this means for us .」
John:「What am I supposed to do , look the other way ?」
Evangeline:「Look , I know i told you that you ca n't be the one to help her , but we have to find out the truth .」
John:「So you 're with me , then ?」
Evangeline:「She has to know . We all do .」
Jessica:「You 're my sister and I 'm trying to look out for you .」
Natalie:「By trashing my husband ?」
Jessica:「Natalie , you saw him -- the bizarre behavior , the violence , not remembering things , important things that he should know !」
Natalie:「You know , I am so sick and tired of everyone blaming cristian for everything !」
Jessica:「Like john ?」
Natalie:「The both of you are wrong about him .」
Jessica:「Antonio found out that the cutters used to cut the elevator cable were taken from our toolshed .」


Natalie:「Jessica ! Cristian was on the elevator with antonio . What do you think , he 's trying to commit suicide now ?」
Jessica:「Oh , why do you refuse to see that he 's not the man that he used to be ?」
Natalie:「And who is that , huh ? The man that loved you ?」
Jessica:「No . The man that loved you .」
Natalie:「Cristian is not a threat to me , ok ? Or to you or to anybody else , all right ? He is the same sweet man that i love and i married .」
Jessica:「Are you willing to bet your life on that ?」
Natalie:「Yeah . Yeah , because I know that cristian would never do anything to hurt me . I know that . Even if he tried , he couldn'T. So , yeah , I bet my life on that .」
Kevin:「Give me my son , you walk out of here free and clear . You do n't , i 'll have you arrested . Either way , I still get him back . Look , why do n't you make it easier on you and your father , hmm ?」
Adam:「Do n't listen to him , son . Stand your ground .」
Bo:「You do that , you 'll be charged with kidnapping along with the rest of these folks .」
Adam:「You do that and you will have made a very serious enemy .」
Agent morrow:「Sounds like a threat to an officer of the law .」
Kevin:「You know what to do . Arrest them .」
J.R.:「Now , just wait a second .」
Kevin:「Hey . Hey , buddy . How are you ? Oh , man . Oh , I missed you so much . Hey , how are you ? Come on , bo , let 's get out of here .」
Tad:「Kevin . Not a word babe said got through to you , did it ? How can you walk out of here with that baby , knowing how it 's going to feel for her ?」
Babe:「Please do n't do it . Just think of james .」
Kevin:「I 'm thinking of ace . Do n't worry , i 'll take care of him . I 'm not like them .」
Jamie:「You take that baby , you 're just as bad .」
Kevin:「Excuse me .」
Babe:「At least let me say goodbye , please ! Please do n't take my son without -- without giving me that .」
Duke:「Grandpa , that is the second time you 've been disrespectful to a woman in front of me . I mean , I did n't think buchanan men did that sort of thing .」
Asa:「When it comes to the damn cramers , duke , all bets are off .」
Renee:「Asa , darling , you 're going to have another one of your heart attacks .」
Duke:「You know , I do n't even think you have a heart , grandpa , with the way you were treating kelly .」


Asa:「I take care of my own , the same way i tried to protect you when your mother took you away from us .」
Duke:「You fought for me ?」
Renee:「More than you 'll ever know .」
Kelly:「I 'm so sorry i got you involved in all this .」
Adriana:「Do n't worry about me or duke , ok ? Nobody makes him do anything he does n't want to do .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
kelly:「Kevin ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , it 's blair .」
Kelly:「Hey . Where are you ? You sound like you 're in outer space .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , I 'm up here in the mountains .」
Kelly:「Did you find todd ?」
Blair Waldorf:「No , and I 'm no closer than i was before .」
Man:「Miss anything while i was gone ? Hey . I know this woman .」
Todd:「Blair ?」
Margaret:「That 's right , darling . It 's me .」
Todd:「Peggy . That 's not going to work .」


Margaret:「Who 's peggy ? I 'm blair , and i 'm here to make mad , sweet , passionate love to you .」
Jessica:「Will you please just try to talk about this ?」
Natalie:「Nope . I 'm done talking to everybody about this . In fact , if you do n't stop harassing my husband , it wo n't be cristian you need to be worried about . It 'll be me .」
John:「You know , I just thought of something . I 'm going to need a D.N.A. Sample of cris before he disappeared to compare against the D.N.A. Now .」
Evangeline:「How are you going to get it ?」
John:「Have n't figured that one out yet .」
Evangeline:「Maybe I can help .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
john:「Excuse me . Mcbain . You sure it 's the same guy ? Thanks .」
Evangeline:「What 's going on ?」
John:「Cristian just got a permit to buy a handgun , so now he 's armed . Let 's go .」
Kevin:「Take her cuffs off , please .」
Babe:「Thank you .
 Your mama loves you so much , little man . I do . I really do . But you know that , do n't you , in that sweet little heart of yours . You keep that with you , ok ? Because you 're always going to be in mine , always . As long as i am living and breathing , i will never forget you , ever .
 He 's been fussy a little these last couple of nights . I think he 's teething , but if you just --」
narration:[ james babbles ]
babe:「If you let him --」
kevin:「I know -- behind his ears . I know , he kind of likes that .」
Babe:「Who 's that mama ? Yeah .」
Kevin:「Come on , buddy . Come on . There we go .」
Babe:「Goodbye , my sweet baby james . Goodbye .」
Kevin:「Officer ?」
Agent morrow:「It 's time . Let 's go .」
Babe:「No . Please , no .」
Bo:「I 've got to go with them for processing . See you back in llanview .」
Kevin:「All right .」
Adam:「If you think this is over , you 're sadly mistaken .」
J.R.:「His own mother could n't keep him from me . Neither will you .」
Kevin:「Come on , son . Let 's go home .」
Kelly:「Oh , blair , i know how you feel when you love someone and you do n't know if they 're all right . Maybe I should have gone to new orleans with kevin . Maybe I could have talked him out of taking ace away from babe .」


Blair Waldorf:「Come on , kelly , do n't do this to yourself , all right , sweetie ? You know what ? I tell you what -- i 'll meet you at the palace . You stay there . Ok , bye . Come on , todd . Where are you ? I know i 'm close . I can feel it . I miss you . I miss you so much . Just please help me find him .」
Man:「So you say someone was just here looking for this woman ?
 Well , she ai n't here now . I wo n't be needing these .」
Todd:「Peggy , the wig thing is n't going to help .」
Margaret:「Why do keep calling me " peg " when you know it 's blair ? Blair cramer buchanan manning holden manning -- wait , did I forget a manning in there somewhere ? That does n't matter much , does it ? We are now together , and this time it 's for keeps .」
narration:[NEXT_ON]
kelly:「Kevin , what have you done ?」
Rex:「I 'd do anything for you , jen .」
John:「Can you come over here right away ?」
Evangeline:「Is everything all right ?」


Blair Waldorf:「He 's probably making margaret cochran very sorry she ever met todd .」


Adriana:「You want Rex to find a man named Charlie , but you do n't even know his last name ?」
Viki:「Yeah , I -- I know it 's not a lot to go on . I 'm sorry .」
Rex:「Do you have anything else ?」
Viki:「Well , I know that his last name starts with a B.」
Adriana:「" Charlie B " ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie:「Letting go of Viki 's going to be one of the toughest things I 've ever had to do . But either I 've got to lie to her and tell her that my name is Balsom and not Banks , or I 've got to tell her the truth -- tell her that Jared is not Asa Buchanan 's son , he 's mine , which will send him to prison .」
Dorian:「It is a horrible dilemma . Added to that , here you are in the same town with Viki and , yeah , you two seem to be doomed to be apart .」
Charlie:「Yeah , will , I ca n't deal with that until I figure out a way of fixing things with my son . I 've got to find a way to be a father to him while he 's pretending to be another man 's son .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
 [ Knock on door ]
Natalie:「Jared .」
Jared:「Hello .」
Natalie:「What do you want ?」
Jared:「I want to come back to work .」
Natalie:「Not a good idea .」
Jared:「Look , I know it 's not going to be easy but -- but we 're both going to be on the B.E. board anyway , so --」
Natalie:「So is the rest of the family , and with meetings once a month , it 's a little different than working side - by - side together .」
Jared:「I promise what happened before will not happen again .」
Natalie:「Well , I ca n't make that same promise .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Roxy:「What happened to you ? You look worse than when you left here last night .」
Nash:「I did n't sleep much last night .」
Roxy:「Could n't get Jessica to play ball ?」
Nash:「Yeah . She did exactly what I did n't want her to do .」
Roxy:「So , she was into the Jared guy , huh -- that trick that she wanted to pull ?」
Nash:「Yeah . So I took your advice --」
Roxy:「Oh , change shampoos once every couple of weeks ?」
Nash:「No , no -- I got tough with her .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Jessica:「Oh , God . Somebody , anybody ! Can somebody hear me ? Huh -- I 'm Jessica ! I 'm not Tess ! Oh -- there 's been a mistake ! Please , somebody help me !」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]


Blair Waldorf:「Get the hell out of my life -- I hate you !」
Todd:「Blair -- what the hell 's the matter with you ? Why are you yelling at him ?」
Blair Waldorf:「I 'm -- I 'm not .」
Todd:「I just heard you yelling at him .」
Blair Waldorf:「No , I was n't yelling at Sam . I was yelling at -- I was yelling at Margaret .」
Todd:「I believe Margaret 's dead , Blair .」
Blair Waldorf:「I know that , Todd .」
Todd:「Uh - huh . Well , you said you were talking to her .」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , she 's -- I 've been seeing her .」
Todd:「Since when ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Since you brought Sam home .」
Todd:「How come you did n't say anything ?」
Blair Waldorf:「Well , because I -- you know , I just thought maybe I was overtired at first , but that 's -- I guess that 's not the way it was , because she keeps reappearing to me . And she reminds me of how she messed up our lives and how every time I see Sam now , I 'm going to remember that and I 'm never going to be able to love him .」


Todd:「No , that 's a crock and you know it . He 's got nothing to do with Margaret . He never met her . Well , look at him -- he 's just an innocent little kid . Look at that face -- Blair , look .」
narration:[ Todd chuckles ]
Todd:「It might be Margaret 's voice in your head , but it 's not her talking , is it ? To you ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Charlie:「Well , I left some messages for Jared , but he has n't called back .」
Dorian:「On your messages , did you explain why you could n't make lunch ?」
Charlie:「He 's not buying it .」
Dorian:「It was n't your fault that the limo ran out of gas or that there 's no cell phone transmission in those mountains .」
Charlie:「I know , but to Jared , that just sounds like one more in a long line of my sorry excuses .」
Dorian:「Well , if he wo n't answer your messages , maybe you better go see him in person .」
Charlie:「What , and show up on the doorstep of the Buchanan mansion again ? I do n't think so .」
Dorian:「You ca n't just give up and leave town .」
Charlie:「Well , who said anything about that ? No , this diner in town seems to be one of his haunts . I think I may just swing by there sometime around lunchtime .」
Dorian:「Mm - hmm . I ca n't help feeling that this is all my fault . So , Charlie , if there is anything I can do to help , anything at all --」
Addie:「A little help here , somebody . You . I ca n't get this zipped up .」
Dorian:「I 'll do that .」
Addie:「Dori , I asked him .」
Charlie:「Ahem .」
Dorian:「Addie , my dress looks really pretty on you , but -- you 're going to have to stop doing things like this .」
Addie:「Why ? I 'm single , he 's single .」
Charlie:「Addie ? There is someone else .」
Addie:「Oh ! Oh , it figures . All the good ones are taken .」
Dorian:「Mm - hmm .」
Addie:「Well , I 'll just cross that one off my list , at least for now -- till I get my new look .」
Dorian:「Your new look ?」
Addie:「One of my " to dos " for today . I 'm going blonde -- I hear they have more fun .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「I know it 's a little strange asking you to find somebody just named Charlie B , but , well , I mean , I know a few other things about him .」
Adriana:「Well , no -- Rex and I just met a guy named Charlie and --」


Viki:「Yeah , but , honey , there 's no way it could be the same person , you know ? There 's no reason he would be in Llanview -- he does n't even know where I live .」
Rex:「Could you give me a description , at least ?」
Viki:「Sure . He 's very handsome and he has really blue eyes . You know what ? I have a picture of him .」
Rex:「Hmm .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Roxy:「So you let the guys in the white coats come and lock her in the cracker factory ?」
Nash:「Sounds bad .」
Roxy:「Oh , yeah , it sounds bad .」
Nash:「All right , it is bad . I 'm a jerk .」
Roxy:「All right , then why 'd you do it ?」
Nash:「Because I 'm trying to keep her safe .」
Roxy:「Safe from who -- from Jared or from you ?」
Nash:「I 'm not the bad guy here .」
Roxy:「Boy , I sure as hell do n't want to get on your bad side .」
Nash:「You 're the one who told me to play tough with her .」
Roxy:「Well , I did n't mean that -- smash her brains or something like that ! Do n't put her away in a padded cell !」
Nash:「No , you do n't get it .」
Roxy:「Well , you know , I know I 'm not the brightest bulb on the tree , but , you know , I feel like there 's a little bit of info that I 'm not getting here .」
Nash:「I ca n't give you all the info here . Jessica was trying to set Jared up and it could 've blown up in her face much worse than it did , all right ?」
Roxy:「So you 're trying to scare her smart ?」
Nash:「Yeah , that 's it .」
Roxy:「Well , just how long are you going to keep her in the cuckoo 's nest ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Jessica:「Oh , thank God .」
Edward:「Ah .」
Jessica:「Somebody 's here -- who are you ?」
Edward:「I 'm Dr. Bonner . I am here to help you .」
Jessica:「Okay , good , good . When can I leave ?」
Edward:「Well , by " help , " I actually mean that I am here to work with you while you 're here at St. Ann 's .」
Jessica:「No , no . Uh -- I 'm not even supposed to be here in the first place , so if you 'd just let me call my family or my old shrink --」
Edward:「Well , I 'm afraid that I ca n't do that .」
Jessica:「Why not ?」
Edward:「Well , you see , you 're on what we call restricted access .」
Jessica:「What ? That 's ridiculous .」


Edward:「Yeah , uh -- do you know why you 're here ?」
Jessica:「Uh -- yes , I know why I 'm here . I -- I -- I signed some papers that said if my alter ever showed up again to have me committed .」
Edward:「And who am I speaking with right now ?」
Jessica:「I 'm Jessica ! I 'm Jessica Buchanan Brennan .」
Edward:「Where is Tess ?」
Jessica:「She 's gone . Look , she has n't been around since I was integrated which was a long time ago . I was just pretending to be Tess . That 's what I 've been trying to tell everybody since I got here , so -- how long have I been here ?」
Edward:「Well , you were brought in last evening and it 's now afternoon . Why -- are you losing time ?」
Jessica:「No , no -- you sedated me .」
Edward:「Yes , well , you were very , very agitated when you were brought in .」
Jessica:「Look , look , I -- I know how you could misunderstand what 's going on here , but I assure you I was just pretending to be Tess and I am Jessica , really . So I -- I have to get out of here , okay ? I have a little girl and I have a husband that I have to get home to , okay ?」
Edward:「All right , let 's sit .」
Jessica:「Oh .」
Edward:「As I understand it , your husband disputes your claim that you were just play - acting the role of your alter .」
Jessica:「Oh , I know . That -- that 's because he 's mad at me . He did n't want me to do this in the first place . He was trying to teach me a lesson , and believe me , I have learned my lesson . So if you can just let me talk to him and then --」
Edward:「I ca n't do that .」
Jessica:「Come on -- you ca n't keep me from my husband .」
Edward:「Actually , I can .」
Jessica:「Oh -- oh , my God . But , what are you -- what are you saying ? Are you saying that I -- I 'm stuck here ?」
Edward:「This is n't a prison . Of course , you can get out .」
narration:[ Jessica chuckles ]
Jessica:「Whoo ! Thank you , Doctor . Wow , for a second there , I thought you were saying I was trapped here .」
Edward:「No , absolutely not .」
Jessica:「Ah .」
Edward:「In fact , if your treatment goes well , I believe that you could expect to be home and with your family by spring .」
Jessica:「By spring ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Natalie:「I should hate you .」
Jared:「For being your uncle ?」
Natalie:「For kissing my sister .」
Jared:「Look , all I can say about that is -- I am sorry I hurt you .」


Natalie:「You know , I keep replaying it over and over in my head and I keep thinking -- " is he really that big of a sleazeball " or was this your demented way of trying to make me so disgusted that I 'm turned off by you ?」
Jared:「Did it work ?」
Natalie:「For whatever reason , I ca n't get you out of my system . I ca n't stop thinking about you and I do n't know how to deal with it .」
Jared:「Well , we 're going to have to deal with it somehow .」
Natalie:「Great , thanks for the reminder -- we 're family , we 're stuck with it . But you working here , working together -- that would just make things worse .」
Jared:「Or not . I believe in keeping it at arm 's length and it 's not any better , so why do n't we try the other way -- we see more of each other ?」
Natalie:「So you mean see as much of each other as possible till we 're sick of each other ?」
Jared:「No -- uh -- why do n't we try a new way of connecting -- not just as family , but as friends ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Jessica:「No , no . I -- I 'm not -- I 'm not staying here for -- for months . I 'm not even staying here for days because there 's nothing wrong with me !」
Edward:「We do n't consider what you 're going through as wrong but we do consider it something that we need to treat , as per Jessica 's orders .」
Jessica:「My orders , okay , and I want them rescinded !」
Edward:「And I ca n't just do that .」
Jessica:「Well -- well , then -- well , you 're going to have to find somebody who can -- a supervisor or somebody that can straighten this mess out !」
Edward:「Listen , I understand you 're going through a lot of anxiety all around this thing , but I think you 're going to be feeling much , much better once your treatment begins .」
Jessica:「Listen , I do n't want treatment , okay ? I 'm fine ! There 's nothing wrong with me !」
Edward:「Okay , okay , please do not upset yourself . Listen , I am going to step out and I 'm going to be back with something to calm you down .」
Jessica:「If you ca n't get out one way , there 's always another .」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Viki:「I know I have that picture of him somewhere .」
narration:[ Phone rings ]
Viki:「Oh , hang on a minute . Hello ?」
Jessica:「Mom , thank God you 're answering .」
Viki:「Jessie . Hi .」
Jessica:「Yes , it 's me , but I -- but I have to talk fast , okay , because I do n't have much time .」
Viki:「Why , honey ? What 's wrong ?」