They depart . The sign continues to flash:「MAGNETIC OVERLOAD .」
MORGENSTERN:「What about the air ? We 're running out of air .」
MARTHA:「You ca n't go . That thing 's going to explode and it 's all your fault .」
narration:They 're gone . Martha runs to the Doctor and starts to apply pulmonary resuscitation techniques .
MARTHA (  ):「One , two , three , four , five . One , two , three , four , five . Two hearts ! One , two , three , four , five . One , two , three , four , five .」
narration:Martha is running out of air . The Doctor revives and starts to cough . Martha falls to the ground .
MARTHA (  ):「The scanner . She did something .」
narration:Coughing , the Doctor crawls and staggers to the MRI machine , and unplugs it .
 INT . HOSPITAL CORRIDOR
 The Doctor carries Martha down a corridor where patients and doctors alike are either very weak or unconscious due to oxygen starvation .
 INT . HOSPITAL WARD
 The Doctor looks out of the window at the Judoon ships .
Doctor Who:「Come on , come on , come on . Come on , Judoon , reverse it . ( It starts to rain . He smiles ) . It 's raining , Martha . It 's raining on the moon .」


narration:In a flash of white light , they disappear .
 EXT . CHANCERY STREET
 The hospital reappears where it originally was , with Tish and the onlookers standing at the side of the hole . Emergency care commences , while Martha sits , looking thoughtful , outside the hospital .
MORGENSTERN:「I told them I represented the human race . I told them , you ca n't do that . I said」
TISH:「Martha ! ( Goes running to hug her ) . Oh , God ! I thought you were dead ! What happened ? It was so weird , because the police would n't say , they did n't have a clue . And I tried phoning , but I could n't get through . Mum 's on her way , but she could n't get through , they 've closed off all the roads .」
narration:Martha sees the Doctor walking away , towards the TARDIS . He smiles at her , and waves . A truck goes by , and when it has passed , the Doctor and the TARDIS are gone .
MARTHA (  ):「There 's thousands of people trying to get in , the whole city 's ground to a halt , and Dad phoned , cause it 's on the news and everything , he was crying . It 's been a mess , and what happened ? I mean , what really happened ? Where were you ?」
narration:Martha stares at the place the TARDIS was , hearing the last traces of the TARDIS engines .
 INT . MARTHA 'S BEDROOM
 Martha is applying her mascara for the party , listening to the radio .
ANNOUNCER:「Eyewitness reports from the Royal Hope Hospital continue to pour in , and it all seems to be remarkably consistent . This from medical student Oliver Morgenstern .」
MORGENSTERN:「I was there . I saw it happen . And I feel uniquely privileged . I looked out at the surface of the moon . I saw the Earth , suspended in space , and it all just proves Mr Saxon right . We 're not alone in the universe . There 's life out there」
narration:EXT . PUB
 Annalise storms outside .
ANNALISE:「I am not prepared to be insulted !」
CLIVE:「She did n't mean it , sweetheart . She just said you look healthy .」
FRANCINE:「No , I did not . I said orange .」
ANNALISE:「Clive , that woman is disrespecting me . She 's never liked me .」
FRANCINE:「Oh , I ca n't think why , after you stole my husband .」
ANNALISE:「I was seduced . I 'm entirely innocent ! Tell her , Clive !」
FRANCINE:「And then she has a go at Martha , practically accused her of making the whole thing up .」
MARTHA:「Mum , I do n't mind . Just leave it .」
ANNALISE:「Oh . " I 've been to the moon ! " As if . They were drugged . It said so on the news .」


FRANCINE:「Since when did you watch the news ? You ca n't handle " Quiz Mania " .」
TISH ( to Martha ):「Annalise started it . She did . I heard her .」
LEO:「Trish , do n't make it worse .」
TISH:「You 're talking , Leo . What did she buy you , soap ? A seventy - five pence soap ?」
ANNALISE:「Oh , I 'm never talking to your family again !」
narration:She storms off . They 're all talking over each other .
FRANCINE:「Oh , stay . Have a night out .」
CLIVE:「Do n't you dare . I 'm putting my foot down . This is me , putting my foot down .」
narration:He chases after Annalise .
LEO:「Dad !」
FRANCINE:「Make a fool of yourself ! God knows , you 've been doing it for the last twenty - five years ! Why stop now ?」
narration:She storms off . Trish follows ...
TISH:「Mum , do n't ! I asked the DJ and he 's playing that song later ...」
narration:Martha , distressed , sees the Doctor standing on the corner , looking at her . He smiles and gives her a " follow me " look . She follows him around the building ...
 EXT . ALLEYWAY
 She finds him standing and leaning against the TARDIS . There is a " VOTE SAXON " poster on the wall behind her .
MARTHA:「I went to the moon today .」
Doctor Who:「A bit more peaceful than down here .」


MARTHA:「You never even told me who you are .」
Doctor Who:「The Doctor .」
MARTHA:「What sort of species ? It 's not every day I get to ask that .」
Doctor Who:「I 'm a Time Lord .」
MARTHA:「Right ! Not pompous at all , then .」
Doctor Who:「I just thought since you saved my life and I 've got a brand new sonic screwdriver which needs road testing , you might fancy a trip .」
MARTHA:「What , into space ?」
Doctor Who:「Well .」
MARTHA:「I ca n't . I 've got exams . I 've got things to do . I have to go into town first thing and pay the rent , I 've got my family going mad ...」
Doctor Who:「If it helps , I can travel in time , as well .」
MARTHA:「Get out of here .」
Doctor Who:「I can .」
MARTHA:「Come on now , that 's going too far .」
Doctor Who:「I 'll prove it .」


narration:He goes into the TARDIS , and it makes TARDIS noises , and then disappears while Martha watches . She waves her hand in the spot where it was . It comes back . The Doctor steps out , holding his tie in his hand .
THE DOCTOR (  ):「Told you !」
MARTHA:「I know , but ... that was this morning ! But , did you ... Oh , my God ! You can travel in time !」
narration:The Doctor puts his tie on again .
MARTHA (  ):「But hold on , if you could see me this morning , why did n't you tell me not to go in to work ?」
Doctor Who:「Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden . Except for cheap tricks .」
MARTHA:「And that 's your spaceship ?」
Doctor Who:「It 's called the TARDIS . Time and Relative Dimension in Space .」
MARTHA:「Your spaceship 's made of wood . There 's not much room . We 'd be a bit intimate .」
THE DOCTOR ( pushing the door open ):「Take a look .」
narration:INT . TARDIS
 She goes in , the Doctor follows her . She looks around and runs out again .
MARTHA:「Oh , no , no .」
narration:EXT . ALLEYWAY


MARTHA (  ) ( she looks around outside ):「But it 's just a box . But it 's huge . How does it do that ? It 's wood .」
narration:She knocks on it .
 INT . TARDIS
MARTHA (  ):「It 's like a box with that room just rammed in . It 's bigger on the inside .」
THE DOCTOR ( after mouthing this last sentence with her ):「Is it ? I had n't noticed . ( He shuts the door behind her , throws his coat aside ) . All right , then , let 's get going .」
MARTHA:「But is there a crew ? Like a navigator and stuff ? Where is everyone ?」
Doctor Who:「Just me .」
MARTHA:「All on your own ?」
Doctor Who:「Well , sometimes I have guests . I mean some friends , travelling alongside . I had , there was recently a friend of mine . Rose , her name was , Rose . And ... we were together . Anyway .」
MARTHA:「Where is she now ?」
Doctor Who:「With her family . Happy . She 's fine . Not that you 're replacing her .」
MARTHA:「Never said I was .」


Doctor Who:「Just one trip to say " thanks " , you get one trip , then back home . I 'd rather be on my own .」
MARTHA:「You 're the one that kissed me .」
Doctor Who:「That was a genetic transfer .」
MARTHA:「And if you will wear a tight suit ...」
Doctor Who:「Now ... do n't !」
MARTHA:「And then travel all the way across the universe just to ask me on a date ...」
Doctor Who:「Stop it .」
MARTHA:「For the record ? I 'm not remotely interested . I only go for humans .」
Doctor Who:「Good . Well , then . Close down the gravitic anomalizer . Fire up the helmic regulator . And finally , the hand brake . Ready ?」
MARTHA:「No .」
Doctor Who:「Off we go .」
narration:He pulls the hand brake . The TARDIS jolts and shakes . He falls .
MARTHA:「Blimey , it 's a bit bumpy .」
Doctor Who:「Welcome aboard , Miss Jones .」


narration:EXT . THAMES EMBANKMENT
 London 1599 .
 Elizabethan London skyline at night , moonlight reflected on the Thames .
 EXT . ALL HALLOWS STREET
 A young man is playing a lute as he serenades a woman at a balcony .
WIGGINS:「# Her face was like a winter 's moon that lights the traveller 's way . Her smile was like a summer bloom that bursts then fades away . My love is night , my love is day . My love she is my world . #」
LILITH:「Such sweet music shows your blood to be afire . Why wait we on stale custom for consummation ?」
WIGGINS:「Oh , yes . Tonight 's the night .」
narration:He heads for the door of the house and is met by Lilith .
LILITH ( coyly ):「Would you enter , bold sir ?」
WIGGINS:「Oh , I would .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 He enters the dwelling to see it dark with numerous fires burning , sharp instruments hanging from the walls and dried plants .
WIGGENS (  ):「Lilith , this can not be the home of one so beautiful . Forgive me , this is foul .」
LILITH ( shushes him ):「Sshh . Sad words suit not upon a lover 's tongue . ( Kisses him . When she pulls away , her face is wizened and her teeth , fangs ) . Your kiss transformed me .」
narration:He backs away , terrified .
LILITH (  ):「A suitor should meet his beloved 's parents . Mother Doomfinger .」
narration:An old woman with features similar to Lilith rises from behind him . He turns to face her , gasping .
LILITH (  ):「And Mother Bloodtide .」
narration:A second on the ceiling cackles before falling to the floor . They converge upon Wiggins who screams and falls under their attack . Lilith rises and faces the camera .
LILITH (  ):「Soon at the hour of woven words we shall rise again and this fleeting Earth will perish !」
narration:She cackles .
 OPENING CREDITS
 INT . TARDIS
 Inside the TARDIS the Doctor turns a wheeled control while Martha holds on to the console to remain steady .
MARTHA:「But how do you travel in time ? What makes it go ?」
Doctor Who:「Oh , let 's take the fun and mystery out of everything . Martha , you do n't wanna know . It just does . Hold on tight !」


narration:He practically climbs onto the console . Martha is knocked to the floor and the Doctor falls off the console .
MARTHA ( standing ):「Blimey ! Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing ?」
Doctor Who:「Yes , and I failed it . ( Grabs his coat ) . Now , make the most of it . ( Hands her jacket to her ) . I promised you one trip and one trip only . Outside this door ... ( stops at door and faces her ) . Brave new world .」
MARTHA:「Where are we ?」
Doctor Who:「Take a look . ( Opens door ) . After you .」
narration:EXT . STREET
 Martha walks outside and onto an Elizabethan street at night with people milling about .
MARTHA:「Oh , you are kidding me . You are so kidding me . Oh , my God ! We did it . We travelled in time . Where are we ? No , sorry . I got ta get used to this whole new language . When are we ?」
narration:The Doctor looks up and pulls her back as from a first floor window and man dumps the contents of a bucket .
MAN:「Mind the loo !」
Doctor Who:「Somewhere before the invention of the toilet . Sorry about that .」


MARTHA:「I 've seen worse . I 've worked the late night shift at A & E.」
narration:The Doctor starts to walk away .
MARTHA (  ):「But are we safe ? I mean , can we move around and stuff ?」
Doctor Who:「Of course we can . Why do you ask ?」
MARTHA:「It 's like in the films . You step on a butterfly ; you change the future of the human race .」
Doctor Who:「Well , tell you what then , do n't step on any butterflies . What have butterflies ever done to you ?」
narration:They continue walking .
MARTHA:「What if , I dunno , what if I kill my grandfather ?」
Doctor Who:「You planning to ?」
MARTHA:「No .」
Doctor Who:「Well , then .」
MARTHA:「This is London .」
Doctor Who:「I think so . Right about 1599 .」
MARTHA:「Oh , but hold on . Am I all right ? I 'm not gon na get carted off as a slave , am I ?」
Doctor Who:「Why would they do that ?」
MARTHA:「Not exactly white , in case you have n't noticed .」


Doctor Who:「I 'm not even human . Just walk about like you own the place . Works for me . Besides , you 'd be surprised . Elizabethan England , not so different from your time . Look over there . ( Points ) . They 've got recycling .」
narration:Aman shovels manure .
THE DOCTOR (  ):「Water cooler moment .」
narration:Two men conversing at a water barrel . They walk past a man preaching about the end of the world .
PREACHER:「... and the world will be consumed by flame !」
Doctor Who:「Global warming . Oh , yes , and ... entertainment ! Popular entertainment for the masses . If I 'm right , we 're just down the river by Southwark right next to ... ( The Doctor takes her hand and they run around a corner ) . Oh , yes , the Globe Theatre ! Brand new . Just opened . Through , strictly speaking , it 's not a globe ; it 's a tetradecagon , 14 sides , containing the man himself .」
MARTHA:「Whoa , you do n't mean ... is Shakespeare in there ?」
Doctor Who:「Oh , yes . ( Holds out his arm ) . Miss Jones , will you accompany me to the theatre ?」
MARTHA ( links her arm in his ):「Yes , Mr. Smith , I will .」


Doctor Who:「When you get home , you can tell everyone you 've seen Shakespeare .」
MARTHA:「Then I could get sectioned !」
narration:INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 Packed house , everyone applauding and cheering . Actors onstage taking their bows .
MARTHA:「That 's amazing ! Just amazing . It 's worth putting up with the smell . And those are men dressed as women , yeah .」
Doctor Who:「London never changes .」
MARTHA:「Where 's Shakespeare ? I wanna see Shakespeare . ( Chants with fist in air ) . Author ! Author !」
narration:The Doctor looks at her .
MARTHA (  ):「Do people shout that ? Do they shout " Author " ?」
narration:Man in crowd by Martha picks up the chant and it soon spreads .
THE DOCTOR ( looking around ):「Well ... they do now .」
narration:Shakespeare comes out and takes an exaggerated bow and blows kisses . Audience goes wild and cheers even louder .
MARTHA:「He 's a bit different from his portraits .」
narration:Lilith sits alone in a box dressed in court finery . She removes a small doll from a pouch .


Doctor Who:「Genius . He 's a genius , the genius . The most human Human that 's ever been . Now we 're gon na hear him speak . Always , he chooses the best words . New , beautiful , brilliant words .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Shut your big fat mouths !」
narration:The audience laughs .
THE DOCTOR ( disappointed ):「Oh , well .」
MARTHA:「You should never meet your heroes .」
SHAKESPEARE:「You have excellent taste ! I 'll give you that . ( Points to man in audience ) . Oh , that 's a wig !」
LILITH ( who 's watching on a balcony , twirls her hand about the tuft of hair on the doll ):「Wind the craft of ancient harm . The time approaches for our charm .」
SHAKESPEARE:「I know what you 're all saying . " Loves Labour 's Lost " , that 's a funny ending , is n't it ? It just stops ! Will the boys get the girls ? Well , do n't get your hose in a tangle , you 'll find out soon . Yeah , yeah . All in good time . You do n't rush a genius .」
narration:He bows . Lilith kisses the doll and Shakespeare jerks upright .


SHAKESPEARE (  ):「When ? Tomorrow night .」
narration:Audience cheers and Lilith is pleased while the cast is stunned .
SHAKESPEARE (  ):「The premiere of my brand new play . A sequel , no less , and I call it " Loves Labour 's Won " !」
narration:Audience applauds loudly and the Doctor remains quiet .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 The Doctor and Martha leave the theatre with the rest of the crowd .
MARTHA:「I 'm not an expert , but I 've never heard of " Loves Labour 's Won " .」
Doctor Who:「Exactly , the lost play . It does n't exist , only in rumours . It 's mentioned in lists of his plays but never ever turns up . No one knows why .」
MARTHA:「Have you got a mini - disk or something ? We could tape it . We can flog it . Sell it when we get home and make a mint .」
THE DOCTOR ( looks at her ):「No .」
MARTHA:「That would be bad ?」
Doctor Who:「Yeah . Yeah .」
MARTHA:「Well , how come it disappeared in the first place ?」


Doctor Who:「Well , I was just gon na give you a quick little trip in the TARDIS but I suppose we could stay a bit longer .」
narration:EXT . STREET
 The street outside the Elephant Inn . Pan up to lit window then go inside .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN
DOLLY BAILEY:「Here ya go , Will . Drink up . There 's enough beer in this lodgings house to sink the Spanish .」
narration:She doles out tankards to three men at the table .
SHAKESPEARE:「Dolly Bailey , you 've saved my life .」
DOLLY BAILEY ( flirting ):「I 'll do more than that later tonight . ( To maid )」
LILITH ( as maid ):「Yes , ma'am . Sorry , ma'am .」
DICK:「You must be mad , Will . " Loves Labour 's Won " ? We 're not ready . It 's supposed to be next week . What made you say that ?」
KEMPE:「You have n't even finished it yet .」
SHAKESPEARE:「I 've just got the final scene to go . You 'll get it by morning .」
narration:He drinks his beer .


Doctor Who:「Hello ! ( Knocks on open door ) . Excuse me ! I 'm not interrupting , am I ? Mr. Shakespeare , is n't it ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Oh no , no , no , no . Who let you in ? No autographs . No , you ca n't have yourself sketched with me . And please do n't ask where I get my ideas from . Thanks for the interest . Now be a good boy and shove ... ( Sees Martha standing behind the Doctor ) . Hey , nonny nonny . Sit right down here next to me . ( To Dick and Kempe )」
DOLLY BAILEY:「Come on , lads . I think our William 's found his new muse .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Sweet lady . ( Martha sits at the table ) . Such unusual clothes . So ... fitted .」
MARTHA:「Um , verily , forsooth , egads .」
Doctor Who:「No , no , do n't do that . Do n't . ( Holds out psychic paper to Shakespeare ) . I 'm Sir Doctor of TARDIS and this is my companion , Miss Martha Jones .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Interesting , that bit of paper . It 's blank .」


THE DOCTOR ( impressed ):「Oh , that 's ... very clever . That proves it . Absolute genius .」
MARTHA ( peers at paper ):「No , it says so right there . Sir Doctor , Martha Jones . It says so .」
SHAKESPEARE:「And I say it 's blank .」
THE DOCTOR ( to Martha ):「Psychic paper . Um , long story . Oh , I hate starting from scratch .」
narration:He puts the psychic paper away .
SHAKESPEARE:「Psychic . Never heard that before and words are my trade . Who are you exactly ? More 's the point , who is your delicious blackamoor lady ?」
MARTHA:「What did you say ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Oops . Is n't that a word we use nowadays ? An Ethiop girl ? A swarth ? A Queen of Afric ...」
MARTHA:「I ca n't believe I 'm hearing this .」
Doctor Who:「It 's political correctness gone mad . Um , Martha 's from a far - off land . Freedonia .」


LYNLEY:「Excuse me ! ( Enters room ) . Hold hard a moment . This is abominable behaviour . A new play with no warning ? I demand to see a script , Mr Shakespeare . As Master of the Revels , every new script must be registered at my office and examined by me before it can be performed .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Tomorrow morning , first thing , I 'll send it ' round .」
LYNLEY:「I do n't work to your schedule , you work to mine . The script , now !」
SHAKESPEARE:「I ca n't .」
LYNLEY:「Then tomorrow 's performance is cancelled .」
narration:Lilith slips unnoticed from the room .
MARTHA:「It 's all go , ' round here , is n't it ?」
LYNLEY:「I 'm returning to my office for a banning order . If it 's the last thing I do , " Love 's Labours Won " will never be played .」
narration:He leaves .
 EXT . ELEPHANT INN
 Lynley goes down the stairs where he bumps into Lilith .
LILITH:「Oh , sorry , sir . Beg pardon , sir . Mind you do n't hurt that handsome head of yours .」
narration:She caresses his head .
LYNLEY:「Hold hard , wanton woman ! ( softer ) . I shall return later .」
narration:As he walks away , Lilith holds up a lock of his hair .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , LANDING
 She runs up to the landing and hiding in a corner where she takes out the doll .
LILITH:「Oh , my mothers , there 's one seeks to stop the performance tomorrow .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 Cut to Doomfinger and Bloodtide .
DOOMFINGER:「But it must be tomorrow !」
BLOODTIDE:「" Love 's Labours Won " must be performed !」
narration:INT . ELEPHANT INN , LANDING
LILITH ( wraps Lynley 's hair about the doll ):「Fear not . Chant with me . Water damps the fiercest flame ...」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
MOTHERS:「Drowns down girls and boys the same .」
narration:EXT . STREET
 Lynley walks along the street . Lilith holds the doll underwater and he begins to choke .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN
MARTHA:「Well , then ... mystery solved . That 's " Love 's Labours Won " over and done with . Thought it might be something more , you know ... more mysterious .」
narration:They hear screaming from outside .
 EXT . STREET
 They rush out to the street where Lynley is spitting up water .
MARTHA:「It 's that Lynley bloke .」
Doctor Who:「What 's wrong with him ? Leave it to men . I 'm a doctor .」


narration:He goes to Lynley 's side .
MARTHA:「So am I near enough .」
narration:INT . ELEPHANT INN , LANDING
 Lilith takes the doll from the water .
 INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
MOTHERS:「Now to halt the vital part . Stab the flesh .」
narration:INT . ELEPHANT INN , LANDING
LILITH ( whispers ):「And stop the heart . ( Stabs the doll with a large pin ) . Eternal sleep is thine .」
narration:She rips the head off ...
 EXT . STREET
 Down in the street , Lynley falls to the ground . The Doctor stands and runs to look down the street .
MARTHA ( listen for heartbeat and breathing ):「Got ta get the heart going . Mr Lynley , c 'm on , can you hear me ? You 're gon na be all right .」
narration:She prepares to start mouth - to - mouth as the Doctor returns and water gushes from Lynley 's mouth .
MARTHA (  ):「What the hell is that ?」
Doctor Who:「I 've never seen a death like it . His lungs are full of water , he drowned and then ... I dunno , like a blow to the heart , an invisible blow . ( Stands and addresses Dolly )」


DOLLY BAILEY:「Yes , sir .」
narration:Lilith joins them .
LILITH:「I 'll do it , ma'am .」
narration:She walks away with a satisfied smirk . The Doctor crouches back down beside the body .
MARTHA:「And why are you telling them that ?」
Doctor Who:「This lot still have got one foot in the Dark Ages . If I tell them the truth , they 'll panic and think it was witchcraft .」
MARTHA:「Okay , what was it then ?」
Doctor Who:「Witchcraft .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 Lilith , Bloodtide and Doomfinger are back in the house gathered over a cauldron .
MOTHERS:「The potion is prepared . Now take it .」
DOOMFINGER:「Magic words for the playwright 's fevered mind .」
BLOODTIDE:「Shakespeare will release us . The mind of a genius will unlock the tide of blood .」
LILITH:「Upon this night , the work is done . A muse to pen " Love Labour 's Won " !」
narration:INT . ELEPHANT INN


DOLLY BAILEY:「I got you a room , Sir Doctor . You and Miss Jones are just across the landing .」
narration:She leaves .
SHAKESPEARE:「Poor Lynley . So many strange events . Not least of all , this land of Freedonia where a woman can be a doctor ?」
MARTHA:「Where a woman can do what she likes .」
SHAKESPEARE:「And you , Sir Doctor . How can a man so young have eyes so old ?」
Doctor Who:「I do a lot of reading .」
SHAKESPEARE:「A trite reply . Yeah , that 's what I 'd do . ( To Martha )」
MARTHA:「I think we should say good night .」
narration:She leaves .
SHAKESPEARE:「I must work . I have a play to complete . But I 'll get my answers tomorrow , Doctor , and I 'll discover more about you and why this constant performance of yours .」
THE DOCTOR ( at doorway ):「All the world 's a stage .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Hm , I might use that . Good night , Doctor .」
Doctor Who:「Nighty - night , Shakespeare .」


narration:He leaves .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , BEDROOM
 Martha is examining their room when the Doctor enters .
MARTHA:「It 's not exactly five - star , is it ?」
Doctor Who:「Oh , it 'll do . I 've seen worse .」
MARTHA:「I have n't even got a toothbrush .」
Doctor Who:「Ooh . ( Pats pockets and pulls out a brush ) . Contains Venusian spearmint .」
MARTHA:「So , who 's going where ? I mean , there 's only one bed .」
Doctor Who:「We 'll manage . C 'm on .」
narration:He flops onto the bed .
MARTHA:「So , magic and stuff . That 's a surprise . It 's a little bit " Harry Potter " .」
Doctor Who:「Wait till you read Book Seven . Oh , I cried .」
MARTHA:「But is it real , though ? I mean , witches , black magic and all that , it 's real ?」
Doctor Who:「' Course it is n't !」
MARTHA:「Well , how am I supposed to know ? I 've only just started believing in time travel . Give me a break .」


Doctor Who:「Looks like witchcraft , but it is n't . Ca n't be . Are you gon na stand there all night ?」
MARTHA ( sits on the bed next to him ):「Budge up a bit , then . ( The Doctor moves over ) . Sorry , there 's not much room . Us two here , same bed . Tongues will wag .」
THE DOCTOR ( oblivious ):「There 's such a thing as psychic energy but a human could n't channel it like that . Not without a generator the size of Taunton and I think we 'd have spotted that . ( Turns on side facing Martha ) . No . There 's something I 'm missing , Martha . ( She lies so they 're face - to - face ) . Something really close , staring me right in the face and I ca n't see it . Rose would know . A friend of mine , Rose . Right now , she 'd say exactly the right thing . ( Lies on back breaking the intimate moment ) . Still , ca n't be helped . You 're a novice , never mind . I 'll take you back home tomorrow .」
MARTHA ( miffed ):「Great !」


narration:She turns her back on him and blows out the candle .
 EXT . STREET
 Lilith watches Shakespeare 's window from the street . She levitates and opens the window from outside .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
 She blows the fumes of the potion towards him as he writes . He inhales and falls unconscious .
LILTH ( enters room and raises marionette ):「Bind the mind and take the man . Speed the words to writer 's hand .」
narration:Shakespeare jerks up and , as Lilith moves the puppet 's arm , he writes .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , BEDROOM
 In their room , Martha is asleep while the Doctor is wide awake .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
 Dolly walks in with broom in hand after Lilith is done .
DOLLY BAILEY:「Will ? Finished cleaning just in time for your special treat . ( Stops when she sees Lilith ) . Oh , aye . I 'm not the first then .」
LILITH ( turns on her in " witch face " ):「I 'll take that to aid my flight and you shall speak no more this night .」
narration:She grabs the broom . Dolly screams .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , BEDROOM
 The Doctor jumps up and runs to aid followed by Martha .
 INT . ELEPHANT INN , SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
 Shakespeare wakes with a start when they enter and stop to examine Dolly 's body .
SHAKESPEARE:「Wha ' ? What was that ?」
narration:Martha runs to the window where she sees the silhouette of a witch on a broom flying in the sky .
Doctor Who:「Her heart gave out . She died of fright .」


MARTHA:「Doctor ?」
THE DOCTOR ( joins her at the window ):「What did you see ?」
MARTHA:「A witch .」
narration:EXT . THAMES EMBANKMENT
 It is dawn . A cock crows .
 INT . SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
 The Doctor and Martha sit at Shakespeare 's desk .
SHAKESPEARE:「Oh , sweet Dolly Bailey . She sat out three bouts of the plague in this place . We all ran like rats . But what could have scared her so ? She had such enormous spirit .」
Doctor Who:「" Rage , rage against the dying of the light . "」
SHAKESPEARE:「I might use that .」
Doctor Who:「You ca n't . It 's someone else 's .」
MARTHA:「But the thing is , Lynley drowned on dry land , Dolly died of fright and they were both connected to you .」
SHAKESPEARE:「You 're accusing me ?」
MARTHA:「No , but I saw a witch , big as you like , flying , cackling away , and you 've written about witches .」
SHAKESPEARE:「I have ? When was that ?」
THE DOCTOR ( low voice ):「Not , not quite yet .」


SHAKESPEARE:「Peter Streete spoke of witches .」
MARTHA:「Who 's Peter Streete ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Our builder . He sketched the plans to the Globe .」
Doctor Who:「The architect . Hold on . The architect ! The architect ! ( Slams fist on table ) . The Globe ! Come on !」
narration:He rushes off , followed by Martha and Shakespeare .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 The Doctor is in the pit while Martha and Shakespeare are onstage .
Doctor Who:「The columns there , right ? 14 sides . I 've always wondered but I never asked ... tell me , Will , why 14 sides ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「It was the shape Peter Streete thought best , that 's all . Said it carried the sound well .」
Doctor Who:「Why does that ring a bell ? 14 ...」
MARTHA:「There are 14 lines in a sonnet .」
Doctor Who:「So there is . Good point . Words and shapes following the same design . ( paces ) . 14 lines , 14 sides , 14 facets ... Oh , my head . Tetradecagon ... think , think , think ! Words , letters , numbers , lines !」
SHAKESPEARE:「This is just a theatre .」


Doctor Who:「Oh , but a theatre 's magic , is n't it ? You should know . Stand on this stage , say the right words with the right emphasis a the right time ... Oh , you can make men weep , or cry with joy , change them . You can change people 's minds just with words in this place . And if you exaggerate that ...」
MARTHA:「It 's like you 're police box . Small wooden box with all that power inside .」
Doctor Who:「Oh . Oh , Martha Jones , I like you . Tell you what , though . Peter Streete would know . Can I talk to him ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「You wo n't get an answer . A month after finishing this place ... lost his mind .」
MARTHA:「Why ? What happened ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Started raving about witches , hearing voices , babbling . His mind was addled .」
Doctor Who:「Where is he now ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Bedlam .」
MARTHA:「What 's Bedlam ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Bethlem Hospital . The madhouse .」
Doctor Who:「We 're gon na go there . Right now . Come on .」
narration:He heads out . Martha follows as does Shakespeare .


SHAKESPEARE:「Wait ! I 'm coming with you . I want to witness this at first hand !」
narration:Two young actors enter .
SHAKESPEARE (  ):「Ralph , the last scene as promised . Copy it , hand it round . Learn it . Speak it . Back before curtain up . Remember , kid , project . Eyes and teeth . You never know ; the Queen might turn up . ( Walks out ) . As if . She never does .」
narration:EXT . STREET
 In the street , Martha and Shakespeare follow the Doctor .
SHAKESPEARE:「So , tell me of Freedonia , where women can be doctors , writers , actors .」
MARTHA:「This country 's ruled by a woman .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Ah , she 's royal . That 's God 's business . Though you are a royal beauty .」
MARTHA ( stops ):「Whoa , Nelly ! I know for a fact you 've got a wife in the country .」
SHAKESPEARE:「But Martha , this is Town .」
Doctor Who:「Come on . We can all have a good flirt later .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Is that a promise , Doctor ?」
Doctor Who:「Oh , 57 academics just punched the air . Now move !」


narration:INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 Inside the globe , Kempe and Dick are onstage reading over the script .
DICK:「" Loves Labour 's Won " . I do n't think much of sequels . They 're never as good as the original .」
KEMPE:「Have you seen this last bit ? He must have been dozing off when he wrote that . I do n't even know what it means .」
DICK:「Well , that goes for most of his stuff . Ah , but at least it 's my speech . Ah , I get centre - stage . ( Reads script ) . The light of Shadmock 's hollow moon doth shine on to a point in space betwixt Dravidian shores ...」
narration:A strong gust of wind arises from nowhere .
KEMPE:「What was that ?」
DICK:「Dravidian shores linear 5 - 9 - 3 - 0 - 1 - 6 ...」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
DOOMFINGER:「A spirit stirs the ether . ( Looks in the cauldron to see Kempe onstage ) . But too soon . Too soon .」
LILITH:「Not to fear , my mothers . It is merely a rehearsal of what 's to come .」
narration:INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
DICK:「... and strikes the fulsome grove of Rexel 4 .」
narration:A dark wraith - like figure appears in front of them .
KEMPE:「By all the saints , it 's a spirit . ( Creature shrieks ) . It 's a vile shade . ( It comes towards them then dissipates ) . I think we should never speak of this again else we 'll end up in Bedlam ourselves .」
narration:INT . BETHLEM , CORRIDOR
 Loud screams and moans sound as the Doctor , Martha and Shakespeare are led through the halls .
JAILER:「Does my lord , Doctor , wish some entertainment while he waits ? I 'd whip these madmen . They 'll put on a good show for ya . Bandog and Bedlam !」
Doctor Who:「No , I do n't !」


JAILER:「Wait here , my lords , while I make him decent for the lady .」
narration:He walks away .
MARTHA:「So this is what you call a hospital , yeah ? Where the patients are whipped to entertain」
narration:the gentry ? And you put your friend in here ?
SHAKESPEARE:「Oh , and it 's all so different in Freedonia .」
MARTHA:「But you 're clever ! Do you honestly think this place is any good ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「I 've been mad . I 've lost my mind . Fear of this place set me right again . It serves its purpose .」
MARTHA:「Mad in what way ?」
THE DOCTOR ( softly ):「You lost your son .」
SHAKESPEARE:「My only boy . The Black Death took him . I was n't even there .」
MARTHA:「I did n't know . I 'm sorry .」
SHAKESPEARE:「It made me question everything . The futility of this fleeting existence . To be or not to be ... oh , that 's quite good .」
Doctor Who:「You should write that down .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Hm , maybe not . A bit pretentious ?」


JAILER ( calls ):「This way , m'lord !」
narration:They walk down the hall to Peter Streete 's cell .
 INT . BETHLAM , PETER 'S CELL
 And the jailer unlocks the door .
JAILER:「They can be dangerous , m'lord . Do n't know their own strength .」
Doctor Who:「I think it helps if you do n't whip them ! Now get out !」
narration:The jailer leaves and the Doctor approaches Peter slowly .
THE DOCTOR (  ):「Peter ? Peter Streete ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「He 's the same as he was . You 'll get nothing out of him .」
THE DOCTOR ( lays a hand on Peter 's shoulder ):「Peter ?」
narration:Peter 's head jerks up and he looks at the Doctor with wild , glassy eyes and seems like he wants to speak .
 [SCENE_BREAK]
 INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 In the witches ' house , Lilith pauses , sensing something wrong .
LILITH:「What is this ? I must see . ( Looks into the cauldron and sees the Doctor with Peter ) . That stranger , he was at the inn with Shakespeare . I thought then he smelt of something new .」


BLOODTIDE:「Now he visits the madhouse . The architect !」
narration:INT . BETHLAM , PETER 'S CELL
THE DOCTOR ( places his fingertips along Peter 's face ):「Peter , I 'm the Doctor . Go into the past , one year ago . Let your mind go back , back to when everything was fine and shining . Everything that happened in this year since happened to somebody else . It was just a story . A winter 's tale . Let go . Listen . That 's it , just let go . ( Lies Peter down on his cot ) . Tell me the story , Peter . Tell me about the witches .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
LILITH:「Who is this Doctor ? Why does he come now at our time of glory ? Doomfinger , transport yourself . Doom the Doctor . Doom his hide .」
narration:INT . BETHLAM , PETER 'S CELL
PETER:「Witches spoke to Peter . In the night , they whispered . Got Peter to build the Globe to their design . Their design ! The 14 walls , always 14 . When the work was done ( laughs ) they sapped poor Peter 's wits .」
Doctor Who:「Where did Peter see the witches ? Where in the city ? ( Crouches beside Peter ) . Peter , tell me . You 've got to tell me where were they ?」


PETER:「All Hallows Street .」
DOOMFINGER ( appears beside the Doctor ):「Too many words .」
narration:The Doctor goes to stand beside Martha .
MARTHA:「What the hell ?」
DOOMFINGER:「Just one touch of the heart .」
narration:She lays her hand on Peter 's chest .
Doctor Who:「Noooo ! ! !」
PETER:「Ahhhhh !」
narration:Peter dies .
SHAKESPEARE:「Witch ! I 'm seeing a witch !」
DOOMFINGER:「Who would be next , hmm ? Just one touch .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 Lilith and Bloodtide cackle as they watch .
 INT . BETHLAM , PETER 'S CELL
DOOMFINGER:「Oh , oh , I 'll stop your frantic hearts . Poor , fragile mortals .」
MARTHA ( shouts at door ):「Let us out ! Let us out !」
Doctor Who:「That 's not gon na work . The whole building 's shouting that .」
DOOMFINGER:「Who will die first , hmm ?」
Doctor Who:「Well , if you 're looking for volunteers .」
narration:He walks towards Doomfinger .


MARTHA:「No ! Do n't !」
SHAKESPEARE:「Doctor , can you stop her ?」
DOOMFINGER:「No mortal has power over me .」
Doctor Who:「Oh , but there 's a power in words . If I can find the right one , if I can just know you ...」
DOOMFINGER:「None on Earth has knowledge of us .」
Doctor Who:「Then it 's a good thing I 'm here . Now think , think , think ... Humanoid female , uses shapes and words to channel energy ... ah , 14 ! That 's it ! 14 ! The 14 stars of the Rexel planetary configuration ! Creature , I name you Carrionite !」
narration:Doomfinger wails and disappears .
MARTHA:「What did you do ?」
Doctor Who:「I named her . The power of a name . That 's old magic .」
MARTHA:「But there 's no such thing as magic .」
Doctor Who:「Well , it 's just a different sort of science . You lot , you chose mathematics . Given the right string of numbers , the right equation , you can split the atom . Carrionites use words instead .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Use them for what ?」
Doctor Who:「The end of the world .」


narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
DOOMFINGER ( returns wheezing ):「He knows us ! He spoke our name !」
LILITH:「Then he will know death . He will perish at my hand . My mothers , the time approaches . You must away to the Globe . Go ! I will join you . As soon as this Doctor screams his last .」
narration:INT . SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
Doctor Who:「The Carrionites disappeared way back at the dawn of the universe . Nobody was sure if they were real or legend .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Well , I 'm going for real .」
MARTHA:「But what do they want ?」
Doctor Who:「A new empire on Earth . A world of bones and blood and witchcraft .」
MARTHA:「But how ?」
Doctor Who:「I 'm looking at the man with the words .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Me ? But I 've done nothing .」
MARTHA:「Hold on , though . What were you doing last night , when that Carrionite was in the room ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Finishing the play .」
Doctor Who:「What happens on the last page ?」


SHAKESPEARE:「The boys get the girls . They have a bit of a dance . It 's all as funny and thought provoking as usual , except those last few lines . Funny thing is ... I do n't actually remember writing them .」
Doctor Who:「That 's it . They used you . They gave you the final words . Like a spell , like a code . " Love 's Labours Won " , it 's a weapon ! The right combination of words , spoken at the right place with the shape of the Globe as an energy converter ! The play 's the thing ! And yes , you can have that .」
narration:INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 An opening fanfare and Dick steps out in costume .
DICK:「We left the lovers of Navarre by cruel chance separated , none to claim his heart , their labour 's lost . Now will they find Love 's Labour 's Won ? !」
narration:Audience cheers and applauds . We see Bloodtide and Doomfinger watching .
 INT . SHAKESPEARE 'S ROOM
THE DOCTOR ( looking at map ):「All Hallows Street . There it is . Martha , we 'll track them down . Will , you get to the Globe . Whatever you do , stop that play !」


SHAKESPEARE:「I 'll do it . ( Shakes the Doctor 's hand ) . All these years I 've been the cleverest man around . Next to you , I know nothing .」
MARTHA:「Oh , do n't complain .」
SHAKESPEARE:「I 'm not . It 's marvellous . Good luck , Doctor .」
Doctor Who:「Good luck , Shakespeare . ( Heads for door ) . Once more unto the breach !」
SHAKESPEARE:「I like that . Wait a minute ... that 's one of mine .」
THE DOCTOR ( pokes his head around door ):「Oh , just shift !」
narration:INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 The actors are on stage , Dick cradling a dying Kempe .
DICK:「The eye should have contentment where it rests . This spun - out year I watch on , groaning sick ...」
narration:Fades as we see the Carrionites in their box holding a small crystal ball , glowing with a blue light .
BLOODTIDE:「Patience , my sisters . Patience .」
DICK:「Mewling poor drooped men in stenched beds ...」
narration:Shakespeare bursts through the door onstage .


SHAKESPEARE:「Stop the play ! I 'm sorry , ladies and gentlemen , but stop . This performance must end immediately !」
DICK ( mutters ):「Everyone 's a critic .」
BLOODTIDE:「The wordsmith !」
DOOMFINGER:「Fear not . I have the doll .」
narration:She takes out the doll they use to control Shakespeare .
SHAKESPEARE:「I 'm sorry . You 'll get a refund . ( Audience boos ) . But this play must not be performed !」
narration:Doomfinger knocks the doll with her hand and Shakespeare falls unconscious to the stage .
KEMPE ( whispers ):「Is he drunk or what ?」
DICK ( hoarse whisper ):「Get him off the stage !」
narration:Audience laughs and Shakespeare is carried off by other actors .
KEMPE ( standing ):「You must forgive our irksome Will . He 's been on the beer and feeling ill .」
DOOMFINGER:「There is naught can stop us now .」
narration:EXT . ALL HALLOWS TREET
Doctor Who:「All Hallows Street , but which house ?」


MARTHA:「The thing is , though ... am I missing something here ? The world did n't end in 1599 . It just did n't . Look at me , I 'm living proof .」
Doctor Who:「Oh , how to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux ? I know ! " Back to the Future " ! It 's like " Back to the Future " !」
MARTHA:「The film ?」
Doctor Who:「No , the novelisation . Yes , the film . Marty McFly goes back and changes history .」
MARTHA:「And he starts fading away . ( Realises ) . Oh my God , am I gon na fade ?」
Doctor Who:「You and the entire future of the human race . It ends right now in 1599 if we do n't stop it . But which house ?」
narration:The door to Lilith 's house slowly opens .
THE DOCTOR (  ):「Ah , make that witch house .」
narration:INT . WITCHES ' HOUSE
 They walk inside where Lilith is waiting .
Doctor Who:「I take it we 're expected .」
LILITH:「Oh , I think Death has been waiting for you a very long time .」


MARTHA:「Right then , it 's my turn . ( Steps forward ) . I know how to do this . ( Points ) . I name thee , Carrionite !」
narration:Lilith is unaffected .
MARTHA (  ):「What did I do wrong ? Was it the finger ?」
LILITH:「The power of a name works only once . Observe . ( Points at Martha ) . I gaze upon this bag of bones and now I name thee Martha Jones .」
narration:Martha collapses and the Doctor lowers her to the ground .
Doctor Who:「What have you done ?」
LILITH:「Only sleeping , alas . Curious , the name has less impact . She 's somehow out of her time . And as for you , Sir Doctor ! ( Points , expecting a reaction ) Fascinating . There is no name . Why would a man hide his title in such despair ? Oh , but look . There 's still one word with the power that aches .」
Doctor Who:「The naming wo n't work on me .」
LILITH:「But your heart grows cold . The north wind blows and carries down the distant ... Rose .」
THE DOCTOR ( stands ):「Oh , big mistake 'cos that name keeps me fighting ! The Carrionites vanished ! Where did you go ?」


LILITH:「The Eternals found the right word to banish us into deep darkness .」
Doctor Who:「And how did you escape ?」
LILITH:「New words . New and glittering from a mind like no other .」
Doctor Who:「Shakespeare .」
LILITH:「His son perished . The grief of a genius . Grief without measure . Madness enough to allow us entrance .」
Doctor Who:「How many of you ?」
LILITH:「Just the three . But the play tonight shall restore the rest . Then the human race will be purged as pestilence . And from this world we will lead the universe back to the old ways of blood and magic .」
Doctor Who:「Hmm ... busy schedule ... but first you got ta get past me .」
narration:Stands face - to - face with Lilith .
LILITH ( seductively ):「Oh , that should be a pleasure considering my enemy has such a handsome shape .」
narration:She runs her fingers along his face .
Doctor Who:「Now , that 's one form of magic that 's definitely not gon na work on me .」
LILITH:「Oh , we 'll see .」
narration:She yanks a lock of hair from his head and backs away .


THE DOCTOR ( fingers head ):「What did you do ?」
LILITH:「Souvenir .」
Doctor Who:「Well , give it back !」
narration:Lilith throws up arms and the window behind her opens and she flies out backwards , levitating outside .
THE DOCTOR ( at windowsill ):「Well , that 's just cheating .」
LILITH:「Behold , Doctor . Men to Carrionites are nothing but puppets .」
narration:She pulls out a doll and wraps his hair about it . Martha wakes slowly .
Doctor Who:「Now , you might call that magic ... I 'd call that a DNA replication module .」
LILITH:「What use is your science now ?」
narration:She stabs the doll . The Doctor lets out a cry and falls to the floor as Lilith cackles and flies away . Martha rushes to the Doctor .
MARTHA:「Oh my God ! Doctor ! Do n't worry , I 've got you . ( Rolls him onto his back and listens for a heartbeat ) . Hold on , mister . Two hearts ?」


Doctor Who:「You 're making a habit of this . ( Stands and nearly falls ) . Aahh ! ( Martha supports him ) . I 've only got one heart working . How do you people cope ? I 've got to get the other one started . Hit me ! Hit me on the chest ! ( She hits him ) . Aahh ! Other side ! ( She hits him again ) . On the back ! On the back ! ( She does ) . Left a bit ! ( Again ) . Ahh , lovely . ( Stands ) . There we go ! Ba - da - boom ! Well , what are you standing there for ? Come one ! The Globe !」
narration:He rushes out followed by Martha .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 Lilith joins the others in the box .
DOOMFINGER:「The Doctor ?」
LILITH:「Dead .」
DICK ( onstage ):「The ladies have prepared a show . Maria means to present Isis descending from the dewy orb of Heaven .」
narration:Kempe enters .
DICK (  ):「Ah , here comes Costard .」
KEMPE ( bows ):「Masters !」
narration:EXT . STREET
 Martha and the Doctor run through the streets .
MARTHA:「We 're going the wrong way !」


Doctor Who:「No , we 're not !」
narration:Running down a different street .
THE DOCTOR (  ):「We 're going the wrong way !」
narration:They run back the way they came .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 Dick and Kempe are acting onstage , beginning the final speech .
DICK:「Behold the swainish sight of woman 's love . Pish ! It 's out of season to be heavy disposed .」
LILITH:「It is now , my mothers . The final words to activate the tetradecagon .」
DICK:「Betwixt Dravidian shores and Linear 5 - 9 - 3 - 0 - 1 - 6 - 7.02 and strikes the fulsome grove of Rexel 4 . Co - radiating crystal , activate !」
LILITH:「The portal opens ! It begins !」
narration:The Carrionites cackle .
 EXT . STREET
 Running in the streets , the Doctor and Martha hear screaming and see a red glow of energy pouring from the Globe . The preacher from when they first arrived is there .
PREACHER:「I told thee so ! I told thee !」
Doctor Who:「Stage door !」


narration:The Doctor rushes off . Thunderclouds and lightening form over the Globe mixing with the red glow .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 The audience tries to leave but the doors bang shut .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE , BACKSTAGE
 The Doctor and Martha burst in backstage to see Shakespeare nursing his head .
Doctor Who:「Stop the play ! I think that was it . Yeah , I said , " Stop the play " !」
SHAKESPEARE:「I hit my head .」
Doctor Who:「Yeah , do n't rub it , you 'll go bald . ( Hears screams from out front ) . I think that 's my cue !」
narration:He runs out . Martha grabs Shakespeare 's hand and they follow .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
CARRIONITES:「Now begins the millennium of blood !」
narration:They cackle . The Doctor runs onstage with Martha and Shakespeare behind him .
LILITH:「The Doctor ! He lives ! Then watch this world become a blasted heath ! They come ! They come !」
narration:The remaining Carrionites freed from the crystal fly about the Globe .
THE DOCTOR ( grabs Shakespeare ):「Come on , Will ! History needs you !」
SHAKESPEARE:「But what can I do ?」


Doctor Who:「Reverse it !」
SHAKESPEARE:「How am I supposed to do that ?」
Doctor Who:「The shape of the Globe gives words power , but you 're the wordsmith , the one true genius . The only man clever enough to do it !」
SHAKESPEARE:「But what words ? I have none ready !」
Doctor Who:「You 're William Shakespeare !」
SHAKESPEARE:「But these Carrionite phrases , the need such precision !」
Doctor Who:「Trust yourself . When you 're locked away in your room , the words just come , do n't they ? Like magic . Words of the right sound , the right shape , the right rhythm , words that last forever ! That 's what you do , Will ! You choose perfect words . Do it . Improvise !」
SHAKESPEARE:「Close up this den of hateful , dire decay ! Decomposition of your witches ' plot ! You thieve my brains , consider me your toy . My doting Doctor tells me I am not !」
LILITH:「No ! Words of power !」
SHAKESPEARE:「Foul Carrionite spectres , cease your show ! Between the points ...」
narration:He looks to the Doctor .


Doctor Who:「7 - 6 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 0 !」
SHAKESPEARE:「7 - 6 - 1 - 3 - 9 - 0 ! And banished like a tinker 's cuss , I say to thee ...」
narration:Again , looks to the Doctor who is at a loss .
MARTHA:「Expelliarmus !」
Doctor Who:「Expelliarmus !」
SHAKESPEARE:「Expelliarmus !」
Doctor Who:「Good old JK !」
narration:The Carrionites scream .
LILITH:「The deep darkness ! They are consumed ! Ahhh !」
narration:The wraith - like carrionites get sucked up into the cloud , tornado fashion , as do all copies of the play .
Doctor Who:「" Love 's Labours Won " . There it goes .」
narration:The cloud dissipates and the audience sighs in relief then begins applauding . The Doctor ducks out as actors take their bows .
MARTHA:「They think it was all special effects .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Your effect is special indeed .」
MARTHA:「It 's not your best line .」


narration:Martha and Shakespeare take their bows as well . The Doctor goes to Lilith 's box where he finds the crystal within which the three are trapped . He takes it with him .
 INT . THE GLOBE THEATRE
 Next Morning at the Globe . Martha and Shakespeare are sitting at the edge of the stage .
SHAKESPEARE:「And I say , a heart for a hart and a dear for a deer .」
MARTHA:「I do n't get it .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Then give me a joke from Freedonia .」
MARTHA:「OK , Shakespeare walks into a pub and the landlord says " oi , mate , you 're bard " .」
SHAKESPEARE:「It 's brilliant ! Does n't make sense , mind you , but never mind that . ( Wraps his hand about her waist ) . Come here .」
MARTHA:「I 've only just met you .」
SHAKESPEARE:「The Doctor might never kiss you . Why not entertain a man who will ?」
MARTHA:「I do n't know how to tell you this , oh great genius , but your breath does n't half stink .」
narration:The Doctor emerges from backstage wearing a ruff collar and carrying an animal skull .
Doctor Who:「Good props store back there ! I 'm not sure about this though ( Looks at skull ) . Reminds me of a Sycorax .」


SHAKESPEARE:「Sycorax . Nice word . I 'll have that off you as well .」
Doctor Who:「I should be on 10 % . How 's your head ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「Still aching .」
Doctor Who:「Here , I got you this . ( Removes collar and puts it on Shakespeare 's neck ) . Neck brace . Wear that for a few days till it 's better , although you might wanna keep it . It suits you .」
MARTHA:「What about the play ?」
Doctor Who:「Gone . I looked all over , every single copy of " Love 's Labours ' Won " went up in the sky .」
SHAKESPEARE:「My lost masterpiece .」
MARTHA:「You could write it up again .」
Doctor Who:「Yeah , better not , Will . There 's still power in those words . Maybe it should best stay forgotten .」
SHAKESPEARE:「Oh , but I 've got new ideas . Perhaps it 's time I wrote about fathers and sons . In memory of my boy , my precious Hamnet .」
MARTHA:「Hamnet ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「That 's him .」
MARTHA:「Ham - net ?」


SHAKESPEARE:「What 's wrong with that ?」
Doctor Who:「Anyway , time we were off . I 've got a nice attic in the TARDIS where this lot ( holds crystal ) can scream for all eternity and I 've got ta take Martha back to Freedonia .」
SHAKESPEARE:「You mean travel on through time and space .」
Doctor Who:「You what ?」
SHAKESPEARE:「You 're from another world like the Carrionites and Martha is from the future . It 's not hard to work out .」
Doctor Who:「That 's ... incredible . You are incredible .」
SHAKESPEARE:「We 're alike in many ways , Doctor . Martha , let me say goodbye to you in a new verse . A sonnet for my Dark Lady . Shall I compare thee to a summer 's day ? Thou art more lovely and more temperate ...」
KEMPE ( calls ):「Will ! Will ! You 'll never believe it ! She 's here ! She 's turned up !」
DICK:「We 're the talk of the town . She heard about last night ! She wants us to perform it again .」
MARTHA:「Who ?」
DICK:「Her Majesty ! She 's here !」
narration:Fanfare as Elizabeth I enters .


THE DOCTOR ( excited ):「Queen Elizabeth I !」
ELIZABETH:「Doctor !」
Doctor Who:「What ?」
ELIZABETH:「My sworn enemy !」
Doctor Who:「What ?」
ELIZABETH:「Off with his head !」
Doctor Who:「What ?」
MARTHA:「Never mind " what " , just run ! See you , Will ! And thanks !」
narration:Martha and the Doctor run off .
ELIZABETH:「Stop that pernicious Doctor !」
narration:Shakespeare laughs .
 EXT . STREET
 Martha and the Doctor run through the streets to the TARDIS .
SOLDIER:「Stop in the name of the Queen !」
MARTHA:「What have you done to upset her ? !」
Doctor Who:「How should I know ? Have n't even met her yet . That 's time travel for you ! Still , ca n't wait to find out . ( Unlocks the TARDIS and Martha runs in ) . That 's something to look forward to . Oh !」


narration:A screen buzzes into life , and a charming blonde news anchor smiles out of it .
SALLY CALYPSO:「Salutations ! This is Sally Calypso with the traffic news at 10」
narration:Zooming out , we see a middle - aged couple , bouncing around in what is apparently some kind of vehicle . These are Ma and Pa , the currently frantic - looking parents of an as - yet - unseen character .
MA:「They 're gon na get in . There 's no stopping them .」
PA:「The police are on their way , I promise . I 've sounded the alarm .」
narration:He holds a small remote what looks to be a vocal transmitter .
PA ( speaking into transmitter ):「Repeat . This is Car One Zero Hot Five . We have a problem . Require urgent assistance .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE ( over transmission ):「Thank you for your call . You have been placed on hold .」
MA:「It 's all your fault . You lied to the computer . You said there were three of us . You told them three !」
narration:She begins to sob as the car crashes back and forth .
PA:「Repeat ! Urgent assistance ! Car One Zero Hot Five ! This is an emergency ! Help us ! Oh my God , I 'm begging you . Please , help us !」
narration:Both Ma and Pa scream as the car continues to buck and roll . A terrible growling roar is heard , warning lights sound , sparks fly into the compartment , and the last thing we see is a single hand sliding off the face of the screen where the news report is still blaring .
SALLY CALYPSO:「The weather is at 36 degrees , and it 's blue skies all the way home . This is Sally Calypso , signing off . Missing you already !」
narration:OPENING CREDITS
 In the TARDIS , Martha sits demurely while the Doctor flips a few levers . He 's in a good mood .
Doctor Who:「Just one trip . ' S'what I said . One trip , in the TARDIS , and then home . Although , I suppose we could , stretch the definition . Try one trip to the past , one trip to the future . How do you fancy that ?」


MARTHA ( thrilled ):「No complaints from me !」
Doctor Who:「How about a different planet ?」
MARTHA:「Can we go to yours ?」
narration:The Doctor 's excitement ebbs almost immediately . He turns away from her .
Doctor Who:「Ahh , there 's plenty of other places !」
MARTHA:「Come on , though ! I mean , Planet of the Time Lords , that 's got to be worth a look ! What 's it like ?」
Doctor Who:「Well , it 's beautiful , yeah .」
MARTHA:「Is it like , you know , outer space cities , all spires and stuff ?」
Doctor Who:「Suppose it is .」
MARTHA:「Great big temples and cathedrals !」
narration:He 's so clearly avoiding this topic . Martha is oblivious , lost in cheerful imagination .
Doctor Who:「Yeah .」
MARTHA:「Lots of planets in the sky ?」
Doctor Who:「The sky 's a burnt orange , with the Citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome , shining under the twin suns . Beyond that , the mountains go on forever , slopes of deep red grass , capped with snow .」
narration:Martha is utterly enthralled .
MARTHA:「Can we go there ?」


Doctor Who:「Naah ! Where 's the fun for me ? I do n't want to go home ! Instead ...」
narration:He begins to dance around the main console , tweaking settings as he goes .
Doctor Who:「This is much better . Year five billion and fifty - three , planet New Earth ! Second hope of mankind ! Fifty thousand light years from your old world , and we 're slap bang in the middle of New New York . Although , technically it 's the fifteenth New York from the original , so it 's New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York . One of the most dazzling cities ever built .」
narration:The Doctor throws on his overcoat , and leads her out of the TARDIS into a pouring rain shower . Martha scowls and hurriedly zips up her jacket .
MARTHA:「Oh , that 's nice ! Time Lord version of dazzling .」
Doctor Who:「Nah , bit of rain never hurt anyone . Come on , let 's get under cover !」
narration:A dark , musty room slides into view , a single robed cat
 Novice Hame
 sitting in its center . Thick wires are everywhere , leading from screens and consoles that have undoubtedly seen better days . In front of Novice Hame is the Face of Boe , still inside the protective tank where we last saw him .


THE FACE OF BOE:「He has arrived .」
NOVICE HAME:「What should I do ?」
THE FACE OF BOE:「Find him before it 's too late .」
narration:Novice Hame bows her head in obeisance , and gets up to go . As she does , she pulls out a large gun , arming it with a click and a flash of green light . It 's still raining in the slummy portion of the city where Martha and the Doctor have ended up . They dash through a junk - ridden street , past what look like giant dumpsters and old laundry swinging from a line .
MARTHA:「Well , it looks like the same old Earth to me . On a Wednesday afternoon .」
Doctor Who:「Hold on , hold on . Let 's have a look .」
narration:He goes over to a dead screen on the wall , and we hear the sonic screwdriver buzzing . Once static appears , the Doctor bangs on the top of the screen himself , and Sally Calypso flickers into view . This is the same report we saw in Ma and Pa 's car .
SALLY CALYPSO:「... and the driving should be clear and easy , with fifteen extra lanes open for the New New Jersey expressway .」


narration:The image on the screen shifts to reveal the New New York above ground , a gorgeous spired city on the coast of a large river , with sleek flying vehicles zooming in the air .
Doctor Who:「Oh , that 's more like it ! That 's the New we had last time . This must be the lower levels . Down in the base of the tower , some sort of under - city .」
MARTHA ( sounding irritated , but smiling in spite of herself ):「You 've brought me to the slums ?」
Doctor Who:「Much more interesting ! It 's all cocktails and glitter up there . This is the real city . MARTHA ( she ca n't help loving him )That 's me . Oh , the rain 's stopping ! Better and better !」
MARTHA:「When you say " last time " , was that you and Rose ?」
Doctor Who:「Um , yeah . Yeah , it was , yeah .」
MARTHA:「You 're taking me to the same planets that you took her ?」
Doctor Who:「What 's wrong with that ?」
MARTHA ( this gets to her ):「Nothing . Just ... ever heard the word " rebound " ?」


narration:As she pushes past him , vexed , a man suddenly flips open the top of the large green boxes to reveal a street vendor 's cart . Around the Doctor and Martha , many others do the same , appearing and shouting out their wares .
PHARMACIST 1:「Oh ! You should have said . How long you been there ? Happy ! You want Happy !」
PHARMACIST 2:「Customers ! Customers ! We 've got customers !」
PHARMACIST 3:「We 're in business ! Mother , open up the Mellow , and the Read !」
PHARMACIST 1:「Happy , Happy , lovely happy Happy !」
PHARMACIST 2:「Anger ! Buy some Anger !」
PHARMACIST 3:「Get some Mellow , makes you feel all bendy and soft all day long !」
PHARMACIST 1:「Younger , them . They 'll rip you off . Do you want some happy ?」
THE DOCTOR ( frowning ):「No , thanks .」
MARTHA:「Are they selling drugs ?」
Doctor Who:「I think they 're selling moods .」
MARTHA:「Same thing , is n't it ?」


narration:Other , more bedragged - looking people walk into the alleyway behind the Doctor and Martha . These newcomers draw more cries from the pharmacists . A pale woman dressed in very dark clothes walks with intent toward the stalls .
PHARMACIST 3:「Over here , sweetheart ! That 's it , come on , I 'll get you first !」
PHARMACIST 1:「Oy ! Oy , you ! Over here ! Over here ! Buy some Happy !」
PHARMACIST 3:「Come over here , yeah . And what can I get you , my love ?」
PALE WOMAN:「I want to buy Forget .」
PHARMACIST 3:「I 've got Forget , my darling . What strength ? How much you want forgetting ?」
PALE WOMAN:「It 's my mother and father . They went on the motorway .」
PHARMACIST 3:「Oh , that 's so sweet .」
narration:She reaches behind her into the stall , pulls out a small circular token , and holds it out to the pale woman .
PHARMACIST 3:「Try this . Forget Forty - three . That 's two pence .」
narration:The pale woman pays the pharmacist and turns away , the token still in her hand . Before she can do anything with it , the Doctor stops her .
Doctor Who:「Sorry , but , hold on a minute . What happened to your parents ?」


PALE WOMAN:「They drove off .」
Doctor Who:「They might drive back .」
PALE WOMAN:「Everyone goes to the motorway in the end . I 've lost them .」
Doctor Who:「But they ca n't have gone far . You could find them .」
narration:The pale woman just looks at him , then looks down with a sigh . She sticks the circular token to her neck .
Doctor Who:「No , no , no , do n't !」
narration:He is too late . Once the token has been applied , the pale woman 's expression changes almost instantly . She seems docile , serene ; a bit out of it , but blithely unaware of her surroundings .
PALE WOMAN:「I 'm sorry , what were you saying ?」
Doctor Who:「Your parents . Your mother and father . They 're on the motorway .」
PALE WOMAN:「Are they ? That 's nice .」
narration:Martha makes a disbelieving face , and looks to the Doctor . He is disturbed , but not surprised .
PALE WOMAN:「I 'm sorry . I wo n't keep you .」
narration:They watch her go with frowns on their faces , the Doctor pensive , Martha upset and a little scornful .


MARTHA:「So that 's the human race five billion years in the future . Off their heads on chemicals .」
narration:As she says this , two figures spring out from behind her , carrying guns and dressed in dark clothing . One man
 Milo
 grabs her from behind , throwing an arm around her neck and dragging her off , as his wife
 Cheen
 stands in front of them pointing her gun at the Doctor . Martha screams and struggles , but they 're quick , they retreat , taking Martha with them .
MILO:「I 'm sorry , I 'm really , really sorry . We just need three , that 's all .」
THE DOCTOR ( desperate , screaming ):「No , let her go ! I 'm warning you , let her go ! Whatever you want , I can help . Both of us , we can help . But first you 've got to let her go !」
CHEEN:「I 'm sorry . I 'm really sorry . Sorry .」
narration:Cheen repeats her apologies , almost crying , until the couple have disappeared with Martha in their clutches , slamming a large green door behind them . The Doctor bares his teeth in frustration and begins to wrestle with the door . Milo and Cheen push Martha down a shadowy corridor . The Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver and yanks the door open , running after the kidnappers . Milo , Cheen , and Martha emerge in daylight , running down a fire escape . Milo has Martha by the arm , and Cheen is at their rear , still holding out the gun .
MARTHA:「The Doctor is so gon na kill you , and never mind him , I 'm gon na kill you myself ! Let go of me !」
narration:She breaks free of Milo 's grip , but he grabs her again , pulling her closer and looking to Cheen . They have stopped in front of a large black car .
MILO:「Give her some Sleep .」
MARTHA:「Do n't you dare ! Do n't put that stuff in me , do n't ! Get off me !」
CHEEN:「It 's just Sleep Fourteen .」
narration:Cheen reaches into the vehicle behind her and pulls out another token , just like the one we saw the pale woman use , and makes to press it into Martha 's neck . Martha is screaming and Cheen looks upset , but purposeful .
CHEEN:「No , baby , do n't fight it .」
MARTHA:「I 'm telling you , do n't !」
narration:With Milo holding her , however , Martha ca n't resist for long , and once the token touches her neck she falls into an instant sleep . A close - up shot reveals it to be a tiny circular disk , transparent , with the word " SLEEP " printed on it next to a small green crescent . The number " 14 " is printed in smaller text underneath that .
CHEEN:「That 's it . Come on . That 's it .」
MILO:「Get on board .」
narration:They begin to load Martha into their car . The Doctor dashes through the corridor where Milo and Cheen just took Martha . Milo 's hands flick on the switches inside the vehicle .


MILO:「Engaging anti - gravs . Hold on .」
narration:Cheen , having laid Martha down on a long table , reaches to the top of the car for support . The car rises into the air and the engines power up , just as the Doctor rushes out onto the fire escape .
THE DOCTOR ( yelling frantically ):「Martha !」
narration:The vehicle speeds off down a small alleyway and out of sight . Inside the vehicle , everything is suffused with a mechanical green light . Cheen feels Martha 's cheek as she sleeps .
CHEEN:「She 's all right . She 's breathing , pulse is fine , and no harm done . She looks rich . She must have got lost .」
narration:Cheen now seems cheerful . She pulls off her jacket and settles in beside Milo in the front .
MILO:「Yeah , well , she 's worth her weight in gold to us .」
narration:He pulls out a vocal transmitter , just like the one Pa had in the teaser .
MILO ( speaking into transmitter ):「This is car four six five diamond six . We have three passengers , repeat three . Request access to the fast lane .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE ( over transmission ):「Access granted .」
MILO:「Oh , yes .」
narration:This is clearly like winning the lottery . They smile excitedly at each other and kiss . The Doctor , back in the alleyway where he and Martha met the pharmacists , pounds on the door of one of the now - closed stalls . It flips up quickly ; behind it is Pharmacist 3 . Seeing him , she grins broadly and leans toward him over the countertop .
PHARMACIST 3:「Thought you 'd come back ! Do you want some happy Happy ?」
THE DOCTOR ( mad as hell and not going to take it anymore ):「Those people , who were they ? Where did they take her ?」
PHARMACIST 1 ( emerging as well ):「They 've taken her to the motorway .」
PHARMACIST 3:「Looked like carjackers to me .」
PHARMACIST 2:「I 'd give up now , darling . You wo n't see her again .」
PHARMACIST 1:「Used to be thriving in this place . You could n't move . But they all go to the motorway in the end .」
narration:The Doctor whirls , grilling them all at once .
Doctor Who:「He kept on saying three , we need three . What did he mean , three ?」


PHARMACIST 3:「It 's the car - sharing policy , to save fuel . You get special access if you 're carrying three adults .」
Doctor Who:「This motorway , how do I get there ?」
PHARMACIST 3:「Straight down the alley , keep going to the end . You ca n't miss it .」
narration:The Doctor strides off in the direction she indicates , not losing a second .
PHARMACIST 3:「Tell you what , how 'bout some happy Happy ? Then you 'll be smiling , my love !」
narration:At this , the Doctor turns back .
Doctor Who:「Word of advice , all of you . Cash up . Close down . And pack your bags .」
PHARMACIST 3:「Why 's that , then ?」
Doctor Who:「Because as soon as I 've found her , alive and well ... and I will find her , alive and well , then I 'm coming back . And this street is closing . Tonight !」


narration:The pharmacists glance at each other , apprehensive . A blue screen shows a small line with " 4 - 6 - 5-diamond-6 " above it , indicating the vehicle that is now carrying Martha . The line is moving from Level 17
 at the top of the screen
 on downward , edging closer to Level 21
 at the bottom of the screen
 . Martha fuzzily comes to , seeing the odd green light above her . She looks around the car , seeing containers of pills and liquid next to her and hearing vague voices in the background . Milo and Cheen are silhouetted in Martha 's vision as she regards the front of the vehicle .
CHEEN ( at the edge of Martha 's consciousness ):「Yeah . The view from the windows . You can see all the way out to the flatlands .」
narration:Martha reaches sleepily for the token at her neck and pulls it off , frowning . She throws it away .
CHEEN:「The sky ... They say the air smells like apple grass . Can you imagine ?」
MILO:「The houses are made of wood . There are jobs going in the foundries . Everyone says so !」
narration:Martha thinks quickly . She sees a gun sitting on a computer screen next to her head and snatches it , pointing it at her captors .
MARTHA:「Take me back . Whoever you are , just take me back to my friend . That 's all I want . I wo n't cause any trouble . Just take me back !」
narration:Milo and Cheen glance at each other .
CHEEN ( to Martha ):「I 'm sorry . That 's not a real gun .」
MARTHA ( thrown ):「Yeah , well , you would say that .」
CHEEN:「Where do you get a gun from , these days ? I would n't even know how to fire .」
narration:Martha looks disgustedly at the fake firearm in her hand , lowering it slowly .
MARTHA:「No , nor me . Okay .」
CHEEN ( trying to be friendly now ):「What 's your name ?」
MARTHA:「Martha . Martha Jones .」
narration:Martha gets up now and comes gingerly toward the front of the car to stand behind them .
CHEEN:「Well , I 'm Cheen , and this is Milo . And I swear we 're sorry . We 're really , really sorry . We just needed access to the fast line , but I promise , as soon as we arrive , we 'll drop you off and you can go back and find your friend .」
MARTHA:「Seriously ?」
CHEEN:「I swear ! Look .」
narration:She pulls back her hair to reveal a token on her neck . It 's the same as the one Martha had on earlier , but this one has the word " HONESTY " printed on it , with the number " 36 . "
CHEEN:「Honesty patch .」
MARTHA:「All the same , that 's still kidnapping ! Where are we , anyway ?」
MILO:「We 're on the motorway .」


MARTHA:「What 's that , then ? Fog ?」
CHEEN:「That 's the exhaust fumes .」
MILO:「We 're going out to Brooklyn . Everyone says the air 's so much cleaner , and we could n't stay in Pharmacy Town , 'cause ...」
narration:Milo rubs Cheen 's knee , and she grins up at Martha .
CHEEN ( glowing ):「Well , 'cause of me . I 'm pregnant . We only discovered it last week . Scan says it 's going to be a boy .」
narration:Milo makes a mock victory gesture ; he 's as thrilled as Cheen .
MARTHA:「Great . What do I do now , congratulate my kidnappers ?」
CHEEN:「Oh , we 're not kidnappers . Not really .」
MARTHA:「Nope . You 're idiots ! You 're having a baby , and you 're wearing that ?」
narration:Her medical instinct kicking in , Martha rips the honesty patch from Cheen 's neck . Cheen gives a small yelp of pain .
MARTHA:「Not anymore .」
MILO:「This'll be as fast as we can . We 'll take the motorway to the Brooklyn flyover , and then after that it 's gon na take awhile , 'cause then there 's no fast lane , just ordinary roads , but at least it 's direct .」
CHEEN:「It 's only ten miles .」
MARTHA:「How long is it gon na take ?」
CHEEN:「About six years .」
MARTHA ( you have got to be kidding me ):「What ?」
CHEEN:「Be just in time for him to start school .」
narration:Milo and Cheen giggle , fresh new parents all over .
MARTHA:「Nope . Sorry . Hold on . Six years ? Ten miles in six years ? How come ?」
narration:In a dilapidated corridor , near an old sign reading " MOTORWAY ACCESS , " the sonic screwdriver buzzes in the dim light . The Doctor is forcing open a large door ; the lock opens with a loud clang and he steps through onto a platform . He coughs , now in an atmosphere of heavy smoke , and we pull out to reveal that the smoke is the exhaust of several thousand cars , all hovering in the air in the most terrible traffic jam in the universe . Right in front of the Doctor , the door to one of the floating vehicles opens , and Brannigan , a large figure covered in protective gear , leans out .
BRANNIGAN:「Hey ! You daft little street strut ! What are you doing , standing there ? Either get out or get in ! Come on !」
narration:Coughing fit to burst , the Doctor jumps through the open door into the car .
BRANNIGAN:「Did you ever see the like ?」
narration:Valerie , a dark - haired woman in the car , hands the Doctor an oxygen mask , and he takes it gratefully .
VALERIE:「Here you go .」
BRANNIGAN:「Just standing there , breathing it in !」


narration:He pulls off his goggles , cap , and scarf . He 's a cat , just like Novice Hame .
BRANNIGAN:「There 's this story says back in the old days , on Junction Forty - Seven , this woman stood in the exhaust fumes for a solid twenty minutes . By the time they found her , her head had swollen to fifty feet !」
VALERIE:「Oh , you 're making it up .」
narration:Brannigan now heads to the front of the car , getting in the driver 's seat .
BRANNIGAN:「A fifty - foot head ! Just think of it . Imagine picking that nose .」
VALERIE:「Stop it . That 's disgusting .」
BRANNIGAN:「What ? Did you never pick your nose ?」
narration:All joking forgotten , Valerie suddenly sits up straight and taps Brannigan on the arm .
VALERIE:「Bran , we 're moving !」
BRANNIGAN:「Right . I 'm there . I 'm on it .」
narration:He pulls a lever on the console , and the engines in the back of the car spew out smoke . As they go forward , the other cars move into place around them ; horns beep in every corner . They do n't go far , though , and after a couple of seconds Brannigan draws the lever back .
BRANNIGAN:「Twenty yards ! We 're having a good day .」
narration:Valerie smiles , and both of them now turn back to regard the Doctor , who is standing behind them and pulling off his oxygen mask .
BRANNIGAN:「And who might you be , sir ? Very well - dressed for a hitchhiker .」
Doctor Who:「Thanks . Sorry , I 'm the Doctor .」


BRANNIGAN:「Medical man ! Ha - ha ! My name 's Thomas Kincade Brannigan , and this is the bane of my life , the lovely Valerie .」
VALERIE:「Nice to meet you .」
BRANNIGAN ( gesturing ):「And that 's the rest of the family behind you .」
narration:The Doctor turns and draws a curtain behind him , revealing a basket of adorable mewling kittens .
Doctor Who:「Aww , that 's nice . Hello .」
narration:He reaches gently out to them as the parents of the kittens share a glance , and the Doctor turns back to Brannigan and Valerie , now with a tiny black cat in his hands .
Doctor Who:「How old are they ?」
VALERIE:「Just two months .」
BRANNIGAN:「Poor little souls . They 've never known the ground beneath their paws . ( Off the Doctor 's puzzled look ) . Children of the motorway .」
Doctor Who:「What , they were born in here ?」
VALERIE:「We could n't stop . We heard there were jobs going , out in the laundries on Fire Island . Thought we 'd take a chance .」
Doctor Who:「What ? You 've been driving for two months ?」


BRANNIGAN:「Do I look like a teenager ? We 've been driving for twelve years now .」
Doctor Who:「I 'm sorry ?」
BRANNIGAN:「Yeah ! Started out as newlyweds ! Feels like yesterday .」
VALERIE:「Feels like twelve years to me .」
BRANNIGAN:「Ahh , sweetheart , but you 're still lovely .」
narration:He tickles her , and she giggles , their troubles forgotten .
Doctor Who:「Twelve years ? ! How far did you come ? Where did you start ?」
BRANNIGAN:「Battery Park . It 's five miles back .」
THE DOCTOR ( incredulous ):「You travelled five miles in twelve years ?」
BRANNIGAN:「I think he 's a bit slow .」
narration:The Doctor reaches behind him and puts the kitten back with its fellows .
VALERIE:「Where are you from ?」
Doctor Who:「Never mind that , I 've got to get out . My friend 's in one of these cars . She was taken hostage . I should get back to the TARDIS .」
narration:He pulls open the door next to him , but emerges into nothing but a cloud of smoke .


BRANNIGAN:「You 're too late for that . We 've passed the lay - by .」
narration:The Doctor coughs and closes the door again .
BRANNIGAN:「You 're a passenger now , Sonny Jim !」
THE DOCTOR ( urgent ):「When 's the next lay - by ?」
BRANNIGAN ( considering ):「Oh ... six months ?」
narration:The Doctor is not amused . Thousands and thousands of idential boxy vehicles float in the air , headlights on , horns blaring , very few of them moving , very little happening . From her vehicle , Martha watches the traffic jam through a window .
MARTHA:「How many cars are out there ?」
CHEEN:「I do n't think anyone knows .」
narration:Behind Martha , Cheen reaches for something and holds it out .
CHEEN:「Here you go . Hungry ?」
MARTHA:「Oh , thanks .」
narration:She pulls away from the window and stands behind the couple again , munching on a large round wafer .
MARTHA:「About how far down is it to this fast lane ?」
MILO:「Oh , it 's right at the bottom , underneath the traffic jam . But not many people can afford three passengers , so it 's empty down there . Rumor has it you can reach up to thirty miles per hour .」
MARTHA ( deliciously sarcastic ):「Wow . That 's , like , crazy .」
narration:Milo and Cheen laugh , amused by their new companion . Martha looks around the car curiously .
MARTHA:「But how are you supposed to live inside this thing ? It 's tiny .」
CHEEN:「Oh , we stocked up . Got self - replicating fuel , muscle stimulants for exercise , and there 's a chemical toilet at the back . And all waste products are recycled as food .」
narration:Martha stops eating at once and eyes her wafer like it 's a deadly enemy .
MARTHA:「Oh - kay .」
narration:She drops the wafer as fast as she possibly can .
MILO:「Oh , another gap , this is brilliant !」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Car sign in .」
MILO ( speaking into transmitter ):「Car Four Six Five Diamond Six , on descent to fast lane , thank you very much .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Please drive safely .」
narration:The sonic screwdriver shines and buzzes in front of a screen with the insignia of the New New York Police Department . The Doctor is reflected in the screen , holding a vocal transmitter .
THE DOCTOR ( into transmitter ):「I need to talk to the police .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Thank you for your call . You have been placed on hold .」
As these words are spoken , they also appear typed on the screen:「Thank you for your call . You have been placed on hold ...」
Doctor Who:「But you 're the police !」


ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Thank you for your call . You have been placed on hold .」
narration:The Doctor scrambles up to the front of the car where Brannigan and Valerie are still sitting .
Doctor Who:「Is there anyone else ? I once met the Duke of Manhattan ; is there any way of getting through to him ?」
BRANNIGAN:「Oh , now , ai n't you lordly ?」
Doctor Who:「I 've got to find my friend .」
VALERIE:「You ca n't make outside calls . The motorway 's completely enclosed .」
Doctor Who:「What about the other cars ?」
BRANNIGAN:「Oh , we 've got contact with them , yeah . Well , some of them , anyway . They 've got to be on your friends list . Now , let 's see , who 's nearby ? Ahh ! The Cassini sisters !」
narration:He holds up his transmitter .
BRANNIGAN ( into transmitter ):「Still your hearts , my handsome girls . It 's Brannigan here .」
narration:We cut to their car , where two white - haired women are sitting , surrounded by handsome needlework , comfortable chairs , and sewing tools . Alice sits in the driver 's seat with the transmitter , while May knits behind her in a chair .


ALICE ( smiling slightly ):「Get off the line , Brannigan . You 're a pest and a menace .」
BRANNIGAN:「Oh , come on , now , sisters . Is that any way to talk to an old friend ?」
ALICE:「You know full well we 're not sisters . We 're married .」
BRANNIGAN:「Oooh , stop that modern talk ! I 'm an old - fashioned cat . Now , I 've got a hitchhiker here , calls himself the Doctor .」
narration:He hands the transmitter over to the Doctor , who grabs it .
THE DOCTOR ( into transmitter ):「Hello . Sorry . I 'm looking for someone called Martha Jones . She 's been carjacked . She 's inside one of these vehicles , but I do n't know which one .」
MAY ( into her own transmitter ):「Wait a minute .」
narration:She opens a large notebook , it looks like a register .
MAY:「Could I ask , what entrance did they use ?」
Doctor Who:「Where were we ?」
BRANNIGAN:「Pharmacy Town .」
Doctor Who:「Pharmacy Town , about twenty minutes ago .」
MAY:「Let 's have a look .」


ALICE ( muttering ):「Just my luck , to marry a car - spotter .」
MAY:「In the last half hour , fifty - three new cars joined from the Pharmacy Town junction .」
Doctor Who:「Anything more specific ?」
MAY:「All in good time . Was she car - jacked by two people ?」
Doctor Who:「Yes , she was , yeah .」
MAY:「There we are . Just one of those cars was destined for the fast lane . That means they had three on board . And car number is four six five diamond six .」
Doctor Who:「That 's it ! So how do we find them ?」
MAY:「Ah . Now , there I 'm afraid I ca n't help .」
THE DOCTOR ( to Brannigan ):「Call them on this thing . We 've got their number . Diamond six .」
BRANNIGAN:「Not if they 're designated fast lane . It 's a different class .」
MAY:「You could try the police .」
Doctor Who:「They put me on hold .」
ALICE:「You 'll have to keep trying . There 's no one else .」
Doctor Who:「Thank you .」


narration:He hands Brannigan back the transmitter . Amongst the beeping , honking , and smoke , Martha 's car slowly descends through the massive lines of cars . Inside , the blue screen again shows the line representing Car Four Six Five Diamond Six , and it is now moving from Level 39 to Level 43 . Milo 's hand points at it .
MILO ( to Martha ):「See ? Another ten layers to go . We 're scorching .」
narration:Martha smiles . As she does , a low noise sounds ; it 's like a mix between a creak and a growl .
MARTHA:「What 's that ?」
narration:The sound comes again .
MARTHA:「It 's coming from underneath .」
CHEEN:「It does have noise , does n't it ? It 's like Kate said . The stories are true .」
MARTHA:「What stories ?」
MILO ( exasperated ):「It 's the sound of the air vents . That 's all . The exhaust fumes travel down , so at the base of the tunnel they 've got air vents .」
CHEEN:「No , the stories are much better .」
narration:Milo chuckles , a little derisively , a little fondly , and looks away .
CHEEN:「They say people go missing on the motorway . Some cars just vanish , never to be seen again . 'Cause there 's something living down there , in the smoke . Something huge . And hungry . And if you get lost on the road ... it 's waiting for you .」
narration:As the rumbling noise gets louder and louder , they all stare at each other nervously . Milo shifts in his seat .
MILO:「But like I said . Air vents .」
narration:He presses buttons on the console .
MILO:「Going down to the next layer .」
MARTHA:「Except look out there . Does it look like the air vents are working ?」
CHEEN:「No .」
narration:The sound keeps getting louder . Now there 's growling and crashing .
MARTHA ( whispering ):「So what 's that , then ?」
narration:Milo does n't have an answer for her . He shakes his head .
MILO:「Nah . Kid stuff .」
narration:He holds up his transmitter .
MILO ( into transmitter ):「Car Four Six Five Diamond Six , on descent .」
Doctor Who:「We 've got to go to the fast lane . Take me down .」


BRANNIGAN:「Not a million years .」
Doctor Who:「You 've got three passengers !」
BRANNIGAN:「I 'm still not going .」
Doctor Who:「She 's alone , and she 's lost . She does n't belong on this planet , and it 's all my fault . I 'm asking you , Brannigan , take me down .」
VALERIE:「That 's a no . And that 's final . I 'm not risking the children down there .」
Doctor Who:「Why not ? What 's the risk ? What happens down there ?」
VALERIE:「We 're not discussing it ! The conversation is closed !」
Doctor Who:「So we keep on driving .」
BRANNIGAN:「Yes , we do .」
Doctor Who:「For how long ?」
BRANNIGAN:「' Till the journey 's end .」
narration:The Doctor reaches over him to snatch the vocal transmitter .
Doctor Who:「Mrs. Cassini , this is the Doctor . Tell me , how long have you been driving on the motorway ?」
ALICE:「Oh , we were amongst the first . It 's been twenty - three years now .」
Doctor Who:「And in all that time , have you ever seen a police car ?」


narration:Valerie and Brannigan look at him , disquieted that he 's bringing this to light . In their car , Alice and May , too , look decidedly uncomfortable .
MAY:「I 'm not sure .」
Doctor Who:「Look at your notes . Any police ?」
MAY ( upset ):「Not as such .」
Doctor Who:「Or an ambulance ? Rescue service ? Anything official ? Ever ?」
MAY:「I ca n't keep a note of everything .」
Doctor Who:「What if there 's no one out there ?」
narration:Brannigan reaches up and angrily takes the transmitter away from the Doctor .
BRANNIGAN:「Stop it . The Cassinis were doing you a favor .」
Doctor Who:「Someone 's got to ask . 'Cause you might not talk about it , but it 's there . In your eyes .」
narration:It is absolutely in Brannigan 's eyes right now .
Doctor Who:「What if the traffic jam never stops ?」
BRANNIGAN:「There 's a whole city above us . The mighty city - state of New New York . They would n't just leave us .」


Doctor Who:「In that case , where are they ? Hmm ? What if there 's no help coming , not ever ? What if there 's nothing ? Just the motorway , with the cars going round and round and round , never stopping ? Forever ?」
VALERIE:「Shut up ! Just shut up !」
narration:The screen at the front of the car blares into life . It 's the news starting up , just like at the beginning of the episode .
SALLY CALYPSO:「This is Sally Calypso , and it 's that time again . The sun is blazing high in the sky over the New Atlantic , the perfect setting for the daily contemplation .」
BRANNIGAN:「You think you know us so well , Doctor . But we 're not abandoned . Not while we have each other .」
narration:Valerie smiles a bit at this .
SALLY CALYPSO:「This is for all of you out there on the roads . We 're so sorry . Drive safe .」


Close - ups on Valerie and Brannigan as they start to sing , and on the Doctor as he watches them . In Martha 's car , Milo and Cheen are also singing:「# On a hill , far away / Stood an old , rugged cross / The emblem of suffering and shame - And I love that old cross / Where the dearest and best / For a world of lost sinners was slain / So I 'll cherish the old , rugged cross , rugged cross / Till my trophies at last I lay down , I lay down / I will cling to the old , rugged cross , rugged cross / And exchange it some day for a crown . # . By the end of the hymn , Valerie and Martha have both got tears in their eyes .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Fast lane access , please drive safely .」
MILO:「We made it . The fast lane .」
narration:Cheen grins , breathless , as their car scoots out of the long lines of traffic and descends into empty smoke .
Doctor Who:「If you wo n't take me , I 'll go down on my own .」
narration:He scrambles to the middle of the car , pulling out the sonic screwdriver and inspecting the floor . Brannigan and Valerie turn , shocked .
BRANNIGAN:「What do you think you 're doing ?」


Doctor Who:「Finding my own way . I usually do .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
narration:Valerie and Brannigan look on in horror as a door in the floor of the car opens , revealing the hundreds of cars below them . One pulls up right underneath the opening , and the Doctor prepares to jump down .
Doctor Who:「Here we go .」
narration:He takes off his overcoat and throws it to them . Valerie catches it .
Doctor Who:「Look after this . I love that coat . Janis Joplin gave me that coat .」
VALERIE:「But you ca n't jump !」
Doctor Who:「If it 's any consolation , Valerie , right now , I 'm having kittens .」
BRANNIGAN:「This Martha , she must mean an awful lot to you .」
Doctor Who:「Hardly know her . I was too busy showing off . And I lied to her . Could n't help it , just lied .」
narration:He looks up .
Doctor Who:「Bye then !」
narration:He jumps down , landing on top of the next car and coughing from the fumes .
VALERIE:「He 's completely insane !」
BRANNIGAN:「That , and a bit magnificent !」


narration:The Doctor draws the sonic screwdriver across the top of the car he 's just landed on , opening its top door . He drops into the car , finding a man dressed all in white and looking very pale .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
WHITEY:「Who the hell are you ?」
Doctor Who:「Sorry , Motorway Foot Patrol . I 'm doing a survey . How are you enjoying your motorway ?」
narration:He turns to the floor , opening the bottom door .
WHITEY:「Well , not very much . Junction Five 's been closed for three years !」
Doctor Who:「Thank you . Your comments have been noted . Have a nice day !」
narration:He leaps through the bottom of that car , continuing down into the next one . He 's still coughing , the fumes are intense .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
narration:The sonic screwdriver is quickly opening the bottom door of this car . The Doctor looks up at two very startled Asian girls in the front .
Doctor Who:「Thank you for your cooperation . Your comments have been noted .」
narration:He picks up a blue handkerchief and starts to tie it over his mouth to stop him coughing .


Doctor Who:「Do you mind if I borrow this ? Not my colour , but thank you very much .」
narration:Down again , this car has two very naked drivers , who look at him in utter shock .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
Doctor Who:「Oh ! Do n't mind me .」
narration:Into the next one , which is lit all in red , with a very large man in the front .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
narration:The Doctor salutes him and jumps through this car as well . In Martha 's car , all three passengers are looking dejectedly at the screen . A sidebar reads , " BROOKLYN JUNCTION , " and below it three choices reading " EXIT 1 , " " EXIT 2 , " and " EXIT 3 . "
CHEEN:「Try again .」
narration:Milo taps " EXIT 1 . " At the bottom of the screen , a large red message beeps " JUNCTION CLOSED . "
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Brooklyn Turnoff One closed .」
CHEEN:「Try the next one .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Brooklyn Turnoff Two closed .」
narration:Cheen lets out an anguished moan .
CHEEN:「What do we do ?」


MILO:「We 'll keep going round . We 'll do the whole loop . By the time we come back round , they 'll be open .」
narration:The rumbling noise sounds again , and they all look around in panic .
MARTHA:「You 're still calling that air vents ?」
MILO:「What else could it be ?」
narration:From the looks on their faces , it 's clear that none of them really want to know . Again , the noise .
CHEEN:「What the hell is that ?」
MILO:「It 's just , the hydraulics .」
MARTHA:「Sounds like it 's ... alive .」
MILO:「It 's all exhaust fumes out there . Nothing could breathe in that .」
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Calling Car Four Six Five Diamond Six . Repeat , calling Car Four Six Five Diamond Six .」
MILO ( into transmitter ):「This is Car Four Six Five Diamond Six . Who 's that ? Where are you ?」
narration:[SCENE_BREAK]
Cut to the inside of the car that 's calling them:「its passengers are Javit , a black cat dressed in leather , and two frightened - looking blonde girls . Their car is jerking around painfully .」
JAVIT ( into transmitter ):「I 'm in the fast lane , about fifty yards behind . Can you get back up ? Can you get off the fast lane ?」
MILO:「We only have permission to go down . We ... we need the Brooklyn Flyover .」
JAVIT:「It 's closed . Go back up .」
MILO:「We ca n't . We 'll just go round .」
JAVIT:「Do n't you understand ? They 're closed . They 're always closed .」
narration:Cheen claps her hands over her mouth , in more distress than ever . She 's letting out frightened gasps .
JAVIT:「We 're stuck down here . And there 's something else . Out there , in the fog . Ca n't you hear it ?」
narration:There is a definite shrill roar sounding outside now .
MILO:「That 's the air vents .」
JAVIT:「Jehovah ! What are you , some stupid kid ? Get out of here !」
narration:The car holding the cat and the girls crashes even more painfully;the girls scream as bits of the car begin to fall off . They all smash into each other . The roar sounds again .
MILO:「What was that ?」
narration:The girls scream , still bumping everywhere .
JAVIT:「I ca n't move ! They 've got us !」
MILO:「But what 's happening ?」
narration:Martha grabs the transmitter .
MARTHA ( into transmitter ):「What 's got you ? What is it ?」
narration:The cat yells something unintelligible . The car is beginning to collapse ; sparks are flying everywhere ; the cat and the girls are screaming as they are torn apart .
MILO:「Hello ?」


JAVIT:「Just drive , you idiots ! Get out of here ! Get out !」
MILO:「Can you hear me ? ! Hello ? !」
MARTHA:「Just drive ! Do what she said , get us out of here !」
MILO:「But where ?」
MARTHA:「Just straight ahead ! And fast !」
CHEEN ( sobbing ):「What is it ? What 's out there ? What is it ?」
narration:A businessman in pinstripes leans against his steering wheel , staring out at the gridlock .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Capsule open .」
narration:Behind him , the Doctor jumps down . The businessman whirls to face him .
BUSINESSMAN:「' Scuse me , is that legal ?」
Doctor Who:「Sorry , Motorway Foot Patrol .」
narration:He 's coughing too hard to finish his spiel .
Doctor Who:「Whatever . Have you got any water ?」
BUSINESSMAN:「Certainly . Never let it be said I 've lost my manners .」
narration:He reaches over to a water cooler , filling a cone - shaped clear plastic cup and handing it to the Doctor . The Doctor drains it immediately .
Doctor Who:「Is this the last layer ?」


BUSINESSMAN:「Ah , we 're right at the bottom . Nothing below us but the fast lane .」
Doctor Who:「Can we drive down ?」
BUSINESSMAN:「There 's only two of us . You need three to go down .」
Doctor Who:「Could n't we just cheat ?」
BUSINESSMAN:「Well , I 'd love to , but it 's an automated system . The wheel would lock .」
Doctor Who:「If you 'll excuse me .」
narration:The Doctor runs over to the door in the bottom of the car , using his sonic screwdriver to flip it open .
BUSINESSMAN:「You ca n't jump . It 's a thousand feet down !」
Doctor Who:「No , I just want to look .」
narration:He stares out into a thick , murky fog , dotted with tiny lights . Faintly , from the distance , comes the same screeching roar that Martha heard .
Doctor Who:「What 's that noise ?」
BUSINESSMAN:「I try not to think about it .」
Doctor Who:「What are those lights ? What 's down there ?」
narration:He coughs again , waving a hand in front of his face to sweep away the smoke .
Doctor Who:「I just need to see .」


narration:He runs up to the screen in the front of the car and points the sonic screwdriver at the display . He 's getting manic now , thinking of ideas .
Doctor Who:「There must be some sort of ventilation . If I could just transmit a pulse through this thing , maybe I could trip the system , give us a bit of a breeze .」
narration:Back in Valerie 's and Brannigan 's car , the two sit blankly . All of a sudden , a loud creak sounds , and sparks begin to fly from the ceiling .
BRANNIGAN:「Just what we need , pirates !」
VALERIE:「I 'm calling the police !」
narration:The door at the top of their car falls down , and out pokes the face of Novice Hame , holding her green gun .
NOVICE HAME:「The Doctor . Where is he ? !」
narration:In the businessman 's car , the Doctor is playing with the wiring of the front console , helped by the sonic screwdriver . One of the wires snaps in his fingers .
Doctor Who:「That 's it ! Might shift the fumes a bit , give us a good look .」
narration:The two stare out from the bottom of the car .
BUSINESSMAN:「What are those shapes ?」


narration:As they speak , huge snapping claws materialize in the fading smoke .
Doctor Who:「They 're alive .」
BUSINESSMAN:「What the hell are they ?」
narration:" They " now appear to be extremely large crabs . The lights are their eyes .
THE DOCTOR ( with deadly recognition ):「Macra .」
narration:Martha 's car is jolting more than ever , and its passengers are panicked .
CHEEN:「Go faster !」
MILO:「I 'm at top speed !」
narration:The screen at the front of the car reads , " PROXIMITY WARNING . "
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「No access above .」
MILO ( into transmitter ):「But this is an emergency !」
narration:Their car is zooming through the sea of Macra , barely missing the giant and very active claws .
ELECTRONIC VOICE:「Thank you for your call . You have been placed on hold .」
MARTHA:「Turn everything off .」
MILO:「You 've got to be joking .」


MARTHA:「No , listen , it 's all fog out there , so how can they see us ? Maybe it 's the engines , the sound , or the heat , or the light , I do n't know ! Turn everything off . They might not be able to find us .」
MILO:「What if you 're wrong ?」
MARTHA:「It ca n't be worse than this ! Just do it !」
narration:Milo goes for it , flicking switches at the top of the car and on the console . This seems to do the trick , the three sit , quietly , in an unmoving car , no longer jolting around , no longer screaming .
CHEEN:「They 've stopped .」
MILO:「Yeah , but they 're still out there .」
narration:They all glance around nervously . Cheen decides not to deal with this , and looks instead to Martha .
CHEEN:「How did you think of that ?」
MARTHA:「I saw it on a film .」
narration:You get the feeling they 'd laugh if they were n't all so scared .
MARTHA:「They used to do it in submarines . Trouble is , I ca n't remember what they did next .」
MILO:「Well , you better think of something , because we 've lost the aircon . If we do n't switch the engines back on , we wo n't be able to breathe .」
MARTHA:「How long have we got ?」
MILO:「Eight minutes , maximum .」
narration:Cheen is now crying softly .
Doctor Who:「The Macra used to be the scourge of this galaxy . Gas . They fed off gas , the filthier the better . They built up a small empire using humans as slaves and mining gas for food .」


BUSINESSMAN:「They do n't exactly look like empire - builders to me .」
Doctor Who:「Well , that was billions of years ago . Billions . They must 've devolved down the years and now they 're just beasts . But they 're still hungry and my friend 's down there .」
narration:A clank at the top of the businessman 's car . Both of them look up .
BUSINESSMAN:「Oh , it 's like New Times Square in here , for goodness 's sake !」
narration:Novice Hame 's feet dangle down , and she drops into the vehicle with them .
Doctor Who:「I 've invented a sport !」
NOVICE HAME:「Doctor , you 're a hard man to find .」
narration:The businessman points at Novice Hame 's gun , still in her hand .
BUSINESSMAN:「No guns ! I 'm not having guns !」
NOVICE HAME:「I only brought this in case of pirates . Doctor , you 've got to come with me .」
Doctor Who:「Do I know you ?」
NOVICE HAME:「You have n't aged at all . Time has been less kind to me .」
Doctor Who:「Novice Hame !」
narration:He embraces her , grinning .