I'm somewhat speechless. 
 I'm borderline disgusted and dumbstruck. 
 I need to process this first, but I totally want to read the next book right away. 
 This is just.. oh man... Can I say eeeewwww to the main problem? gosh. Ewwww and oh fuck. sick sick sick 
 Okay so I'm not making any sense. You have to read this to understand.