3 STARS! 
 I knew that Esme bitch wasn't right in the head. That trapped door leading to the Baudelaire mansion WTF!!!! And what in the hell is V.F.D.?? I'm waiting for these kids to snap and just beat the living crap out of Mr. Poe too with his dumb ass. Jerome, you're a shitty guardian. Count Olaf, I hope these kids get their revenge on your ass soon. And who is this Beatrice? hmmmmmmmmmmmm... 
 I'm interested to see what happens in The Vile Village. 
 Now on to book 7! 
 - Richard