This is the most boring book ever. 
 Nothing happens. I kept waiting for something to happen, hence why it took forever to read. These are not hard books (and in defense of the author, nor is the genre) so I normally breeze through these in a couple days if not hours. Yet, it took me forever to finish this one simply because it was boring as all hell. 
 The Best Goodbye is River's (AKA Captain) happy ending. A former flame is back and she's got - GASP - a kid! 
 Is it his?! 
 Well, of course. 
 So this book involves shootings and assassins and ridiculousness and everything that is over the top. 
 Here are some of my favorite lines: 
 "Her large eyes blinked behind her glasses, and I wondered what she looked like without them. She was beautiful with them on, but I couldn't imagine how much more attractive she would be if she wasn't hiding behind them." 
 Oh how those icky frames make someone so ugly! (That was sarcasm, by the way.) 
 "There've been hundreds - I won't lie to you." 
 Why must every male in this series be the most experienced person at having sex? 
 "I hadn't slept with anyone since him." 
 And, conversely, why must every chick be an innocent virgin? Sex is awesome! But apparently only for the men. The women? Meh. 
 "Easy, baby. Don't hurt yourself." 
 Aw, how thoughtful! He's a big bad assassin, but has a heart when his woman is sucking his junk. So romantic. 
 "I like it that way. What the fuck did that mean? She'd said she hand't been with anyone else, and the last time she did this, she didn't gag herself." 
 This dude is seriously being insecure while he's getting head? 
 "'I'm five minutes early,' I replied. I was never late. She knew that, and she hated it. 
 'Not by my clock. I'll be writing you up if this happens again.' 
 I wanted to roll my eyes, but I didn't." 
 Okay, first off, stop being a doormat. Second, I'm pretty sure this is illegal. 
 Oh the last chapter is amazing. She learns he's a murderer, but she accepts it. No big deal. 
 If a dude says he's killed twenty-six people, YOU RUN AWAY SCREAMING! 
 Just sayin'!