Disclaimer: Don't expect any type of intelligent shit to be written here. After studying it, I'm currently doing my best to block out its entirety. What is written here is some dumb-ass points about why it pissed me off. 'Nuf said. 
 Dissapointed! I was hoping this book would be as awesome as its name- c'mon "The Tempest" is an awesome title- but it was just a book full of uninteresting stuff. For Shakespeare's (arguably) last play he sure didn't go out with a bang in my opinion. 
 I gotta say, Caliban is by far my favourite character and he seems more human than all of them, ironically enough. My problem with the whole play apart from it being so boring that adaptations and films based on it can't even redeem it, is that Prospero is just a dick. 
 "I'll drown my books." Okay, you do that. Drown yourself too while you're at it. 
 Oh, oh, oh! Don't even get me started on frikkin' Firandinand- ahahaha geddit? Anyway. They should just rot in Dante's depiction of hell, right in the very inner circle, for that vomit-inducing insta-love wait-a-sec-while-my-eyes-roll-so-hard-they-get-lodged-in-my-skull abomination. That wasn't love, that was just gross. I hate Ferdinand so much that it almost eclipses my hatred of Prospero. 
 Caliban's just chilling though so he cool.