10/5 YES GOODREADS, I AM DEFYING YOUR RATINGS. 
 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW CAN I NOT GIVE THIS A 5 STAR RATING? 
 OF COURSE I WILL BLOODY REVIEW THIS BOOK IN FULL, RIDICULOUS DETAIL. 
 But to give you guys a gist of what is to come: 
 - I cannot count the number of times where I was at the edge of my seat (sometimes literally and I even came close to falling off the bed) because of all the action that this book contains. 
 - DO NOT BE LIKE ME. I WASTED A WHOLE YEAR OF MY LIFE WITH THIS BOOK ON MY SHELF (well, stack but that is not that point here!) AND I DID NOT PICK IT UP FASTER! IF YOU HAVE THIS BOOK AND YOU HAVE NOT READ IT YET, GET TO IT ASAP OR ELSE! (You will die a horrible death but I am only semi-kidding BUT HONESTLY, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING!) 
 - KAZ BREKKER YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 
 - I swear to God this is the real Suicide Squad. I SWEAR! 
 Now watch me die as I read Crooked Kingdom.