This was SHITE . 
 I can sum this up in one sentence: This book paid homage to Twilight... 'NOUGH SAID. 
 Moving on to a more educated analysis: 
 The Writing 
 Bad... so bad it's embarrassing. The authors vocabulary is as wide as that of a teenage punk's. To compensate for her shortcomings, we were assaulted with plenty of "Fucks" and "Hells". For an exact count: 
 Fuck: 96 Times 
 Hell: 210 Times 
 Shit Eating Grin: 6 Times 
 Hold up, say what? Shit Eating Grin ? What is that, you ask? No Clue! 
 Aside from the weak vocabulary, the writing was repetitive and cringe-worthy. 
 An Excerpt from the book: 
 She knew other kids kept their mouths shut..... but that wasn't her. The inconvenience of packing up her small duffle bag and going to a new home... hadn't been enough for her to keep her mouth shut. Instead of coming to her aide a few of her social workers actually told her to shut her mouth, telling her that if she wanted a roof over her head and food in her stomach that she needed to learn to keep her mouth closed. Sometimes she followed their little tidbit of crappy advice and kept her mouth shut . ..... but sometimes the way her foster parents treated her was too much and she couldn't keep her mouth shut . It wasn't until she was fifteen... that she realized sometimes it's better to keep her big mouth shut . Although she did her best to curb her big mouth ... she found herself in a sticky situation a time or two. When she landed an entry job.... she'd forced herself to keep her mouth shut. As difficult as it had been to she learned to keep her mouth shut. 
 In the space of 2 pages,that's a lot of mouth closing and shutting! 
 Moving on... 
 Characters an Plot 
 Trevor Bradford is a dick. He's, "oh so super hot", as are all chick lit assholes, *sigh* it's just getting old. He's looking for the "perfect" wife, so as not to sound like I'm exaggerating, I'm just going to paste an excerpt of the book with him describing this woman: 
 His perfect woman would be the best cook. She'd be able to whip him up a cake at a moment's notice and would never deny him any of her delicious treats no matter how badly he pissed her off, and he probably would, every day. She'd also be tall, hot, and have a body that left him panting for more. 
 She'd also have to be financially well off. He wanted a wife that could function completely without him and wouldn't give a damn when he made last minute plans to go to New Hampshire for some fishing or decided to stay out late with the guys. She'd have to come from a big family so she wouldn't rely on him too much, so she'd have someone to bitch to at the end of the day and leave him the hell alone. 
 What an arrogant bastard. Mathewson wrote his attitude off as a reaction to his father abandoning him when he found out he's dyslexic....... The Fuck?! 
 On the other hand, his chubby frumpy neighbor, Zoe, has been in and out of foster homes and as we saw from the earlier excerpt, has a bit of an identity crisis over whether she should keep her big mouth shut or whether she should speak up. 
 Trevor decides his dick is dysfunctional because it reacts to Zoe and so concludes that the best course of action is to have sex with her until she's out of his system, and he believes he is doing her a favor! Such a prick. 
 Then there's the infamous Bradford appetite. Each male in that family eats enough for 5 people, yet they all have super hot bodies, naturally 80% of the scenes revolved around hungry people and food. 
 That pretty much sums up the plot as well. Not much to it. 
 The only redeeming factor is that the author got a couple of laughs out of me. For that, this book can get 2 stars. 
 I'm just disappointed at the extremely high ratings on GR. I'm just going to stay away from this Genre as there's some sort of mass brainwashing going on.