Where do I start with this book and where do I finish? 
 Ok, I would like to start with 3 things: 
 -Firstly, this a truly original book. I have never read or heard anything similar to this. 
 -Secondly, nobody has prepared me sufficiently for what I was about to read. No review had completely covered this book. 
 -Thirdly, this is one of my favourite book of all times. 
 I love this book. If I had it in printed version and not electronic, the pages would have been torn from the number of times I have read it. 
 To be honest I am not really sure why I love it so much.... 
 A) Is it because it is a really such a terrible bad book, that in the end it is so good that it is so bad? And I am just a nice good girl who got confused and astray? OR 
 B) Is it because it is such a good book, that in the end it is so bad that it is so good? And I have to finally admit that I am a bad bad girl deep down? 
 Confused? Me, too... 
 READ THE BOOK! 
 If you get offended, you have been warned. 
 If you like it, you have been warned. 
 I rest my case ;-)