I can't even put together words to describe how unsatisfying this book is, so have a selection of the notes I made along the way: 
 - "On me the pale blue is less youthful and more unresolved" Yoy are literally talking about the colour of your eyes Beau, calm down 
 - Hahahahaha Edith spelt 'Edythe' are you actually kidding me what a special snowflake 
 - Is it not even vaguely believable in 2015 that his mum has to cmmnicate with him via a dated PC and not via phone. 
 - "This time I felt the wind from her passage" lolfarts. 
 - Hahahaha 'your awareness of my circulatory system' hahahahaha 
 - He doesn't know how to wear a scarf. He has no concept of how to wear a scarf. 'Did I do it right?' How is he alive. 
 - Mmmmm that's what I like to see, a great big information dump guaranteeing that there will be no second book. 
 Dragged for way too long, there's not a whole lot 'reimagined' about it, mostly just changing pronouns and mildly altering names. And apparently no, Meyer's writing has not improved in 10 years. But I guess a way to revisit the nostalgia I associated with Twilight in a moderately interesting way. Glad I used my spare audible credits for this and didn't fork out the money for a printed copy.