I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN FIND IT IN ME TO WRITE A PROPER REVIEW!! 
 All my feels: 
 This is probably the worst book I have ever read in my life. I had low expectations at the start since Eloisa James has always been a hit-or-miss for me BUT DAMN I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BE THIS BAD. GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS GOT PUBLISHED. Any sane person would be offended by the characters' (especially the heroine's) offensive remarks! 
 So for all you sane persons out there: STEER CLEAR OF THIS BOOK. ASDGHJLFLDS