If I were to sum up the essence of this little book in one statement, I would steal straight from the Goodreads blurb, I think. (By the way, did you know that your BLURB can be rated X?! I think this is a first for me, as a reviewer, and probably an experience that may encourage me to rethink my rule of reading nothing about the book prior to starting it). 
 Anyways, back to the book blurb. This one little sentence says it ALL: 
 Soon Elle is trussed up, all of her holes stretched full while three hot men have their wicked way. 
 No, you didn't just read that wrong. 
 We meet Elle, on page one, when she describes to us her current living situation. Her one-dimensional, overbearing mother has barged into her home, which is an inconvenience to Elle because it means she has to run around at the last minute to hide all of her dildos and sex toys. 
 Um, what? 
 So, then Elle gets ready to go to a job interview for some kind of marketing or atsy position -- not really even sure at this point -- and then all hell breaks loose. Literally. 
 Now, apparently Elle is perfect for what comes next, because she divulges on just page THREE that she stares at anything male and wishes that he would drag her into an alley and rape her mercilessly. Oh, no worries, little princess, your dream will soon be coming true... 
 As part one of the interview, this big bulging man whore, Cunningham, demands that Elle turn around, take off her clothes, and let him examine her and measure her with a tape measure. 
 By page NINE, we've already descended right to PORN. 
 All of the sudden, Cunningham's two friends come in and then proceed to pretty much gang rape Elle, at which point she says the following: 
 This was the best job interview she'd ever had. 
 Um, WHAT? 
 So, Elle looks longingly at these men and wishes that two of them would enter her mouth simultaneously. So, they do -- and go on to nearly CHOKE her, which she (of course) quite enjoys. 
 At one point, when things go OVER THE TOP X-rated, Elle finally says 
 NO, 
 to which Cunningham demands her to 
 SHUSH 
 and continues on with the gang rape scenario. 
 Not once did anyone acknowledge ANYTHING in this JOB INTERVIEW to be sexual harassment or RAPE -- instead the book concludes with Elle getting the job and joyously proclaiming that she would enjoy as much free sex as she could possibly get in the position. 
 I'm just .... at a loss ... for words. 
 I really have nothing to say. There was NOTHING redeeming about any aspect of this story. 
 If you like poorly written, raunchy, gang rape porn, definitely give OFFICE TOY a shot. 
 Thank you to the publisher for allowing me to read a copy of this story for review purposes. 
 I guess.