"Why don't you like to be touched?' I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes. 'Because I'm fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia.' (369)" 
 -- E.L. James. 
 (Well that's the understatement of the decade) 
 I'm shook... 
 Im disgusted... 
 But mostly, I'm pissed! 
 This isn't a cute lovestory. This is a story about a powerful man, with an abusive childhood, who abuses women in his adultlife in return. It's psychotic, sadistic and right down embarassing.. 
 My favorite part: Her leaving him. 
 The part I hate the most: Knowing that she comes back to him.