This book is what happens when a dirty old man corners you in a pub and tells you about all the times he got drunk and punched people and gambled and had sex. And I don't know whether I think that's a good thing or not. Giving it two stars because it was a quick brainless read and felt very real in it's mediocrity. Everyone says this book makes them laugh but I have no idea at what, mainly this book just made me say 'god, this guy is a unrelenting asshole' a lot.