3.5 stars 
 (view spoiler)["The worst part about coming here was that I looked on the fridge door for a note from you, and there wasn't one. The door was white and empty. I cried for ages." 
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 Dear God, I'm bawling like a baby. Okay whooo. It hurts. I will write a review soon, dear me. 
 EDIT: My thoughts are all here.