(bites lower lip and whispers) I don't even remember what this book was about. 
 No, seriously, it's been, what? One and a half years (I think) and I stumbled across The Sound with the intention of reading it when I saw that I'd already rated it 3 stars and I don't even fucking recall rating it three stars. I don't even fucking recall picking up the bloody book! I'm terribly baffed. 
 (I'm sorry, I may have gone a bit overboard. No offence to those who enjoyed this book)