This has been sitting on my kindle for goodness knows how long. 
 And that, my friends, was a mistake. 
 It was exactly what I felt like reading. 
 'Twas completely on point. 
 So, to conclude (aha), don't be like me. Just read it. It's freeeee too. Forever free, even. 
 So you've really got nothing to lose. 
 Dooooooo it.