Well. I think I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to decide how to do a review. Funny, right? Ha ha ha. Ha. 
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 So. I just lurve this book. And I'm too lazy to review it for you (spoiler alert, check the back of the book). If I could describe this book, it would be: