Favorite Quotes: 
 Marty couldn't think of anything he wanted, so he ordered this really null shirt. He said it was so null it was like ordering nothing. 
 He was cloned from the bloodstains found on Lucy Todd Lincoln's opera cloak...So he's the genetic clone of Abraham Lincoln...Tell me what he's doing now. Eh...the limbo. With the coaxial cable. I thought so. Except, he's bending forward instead of backward, so it isn't as hard. This is extremely grim. 
 It turned out that my upcar was not the kind of upcar my friends rode in. I don't know why. It had enough room, but for some reason people didn't think of it that way. Sometimes that made me feel kind of tired. It was like I kept buying these things to be cool, but cool was always flying just ahead of me, and I could never exactly catch up to it.