"I make a snatch for Percy's hand, and he laces his fingers with mine and gives them a squeeze. 
 Fetch me a couch, for I nearly swoon." 
 First things first: Monty and Percy are soulmates and the last chapter made me so damn happy 
 So why did I give it only three stars? 
 * Well, imo the plot was nonexistent. It's 500 pages long and sometimes I was so bored I wanted to skim. 
 * Another aspect that made me lower my rating is the fact that we only get Monty's pov. There are three main characters - Monty, Percy and Felicity (my favorite character !!) - but only one pov. I think it would have been so much more entertaining to have Percy and Felicity's pov as well, it would have added a lot to the story! 
 * In addiction to that, sometimes Monty's thoughts were so cheesy. No really, SO CHEESY, TOO CHEESY. I mean, I know why the author decided to make them so, the entire book is very funny and exaggerated but I cringed so hard sometimes. 
 All in all, it was a good book, just not one of my favourites.