4hrs into the book. 
 1. I'm glad we aren't totally trapped in Sookie's head. It occasionally goes "elsewhere" and lets us know what's going on. 
 2. I CALL BULLSHIT ON WHERE THE STORY IS RIGHT NOW WITH ERIC!! 
 back to the story.... 
 1hr left in the book, and REALLY!?!? REALLY!!??!! 
 35mins left in the book and seriously....WTF!?!? 
 I have NO words. ok maybe a few.... All I can do is shake my head and lament over the 10hrs of my life I will NEVER get back. Oh Sookie, you have disappointed me for the absolute last time. I don't foresee myself putting Charlaine Harris on my must buy list anytime soon. I still can't get over how nice Eric's balls must look on Ms. Harris's literary mantle. 
 story - 1.5 
 narrator - 4 Johanna Parker did a fantastic job as always. 
 SERIOUSLY!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!