UPDATE (July 5, 2016): 
 Nah. I've decided not to read this again. I don't have the time and effort to go through this once more when I didn't even like it the first time years ago. It took me way too long to finish and I wasn't even enjoying it, so it'll just take away the time I could have for reading other stuff. I might reread the second and third books but I definitely don't wanna touch this one again.