I give this book all the stars, I want to take stars from other reviews and throw them straight at this one. THIS BOOK IS FUCKING AMAZING and I never want to go to another wedding ever again. I also really want to detach myself from these characters because I CAN'T HANDLE LOSING ANYONE ELSE. Which is ironic, because I bitch about characters not dying, and authors playing it too safe ALL THE DAMN TIME. But please, I will never eat chocolate again if Tyrion, Arya, Jaime, Brienne, and Sansa can live happy lives AWAY FROM MR. MARTIN'S BRUTALITY. (Ok, that's a lie. JUST DON'T HURT THEM). 
 Game of Thrones was good, Clash of Kings was alright, A Storm of Swords Part One was great, BUT WHOLLY FUCK I'M LOSING CONTROL WITH CAPS BECAUSE THIS BOOK WAS FUCKING EPIC. George R.R. Martin doesn't fuck around AND I AM HORRIFIED TO CONTINUE READING.