AUTHOR WEBCAM!! 
 -	Hi there... my name's Anais, what's yours? 
 -	Oh, er... hi Anais! My name's Pau---- Manny. My name is Manny. 
 -	Hi Manny. How are you tonight? 
 -	Oh I'm fine thank you. Er.... you have a great laptop there. 
 -	Why thank you! It's a Lenovo Ideapad. Do you think it looks cute? 
 -	Oh...yes. 
 -	You should see the things I can do with it. 
 -	Mm hmmm. 
 -	What would you like to see me do Manny? Would you like to see me ... type? Or...correct a manuscript? Do you want me to call my publisher? I can complain about royalty payments if you want - I complain really well. You know - if you have a publisher we could complain together. 
 -	Could you... could you compose some erotica right now? 
 -	Of course I could, Manny! Now, would you like that to be in long luxurious leisurely sentences with metaphors clustered like grapes hanging from a vine turning golden pale in the Tuscany sun? Or would you like it to be urgent, short, sharp, like a James Ellroy sex doll, no word over four letters? 
 -	Please... just do what you feel you're into, Anais. 
 -	Why thank you Manny, you're a gentleman. All right. Let's see now...