"Not today!" I Artemus said. "No, thank you! Too many events this decade. Perhaps later! Cannot do the shock! Thank you for your time." 
 Approximately two hundred totally unrelated [Redacted] Thoughts are flying through my head right now and generally I'm a mess so don't expect a proper review. What you're going to get is this: 
 -Adam and Cabeswater. Adam and Cabeswater!! and Cabeswater. And Adam! 
 -Henry's hilarious ideas about how to make friends. Toga parties? Kpop? Literally a hole in the ground? I'm in. 
 -Gansey feeling like he and his friends just clicked instantly and how their friendship feels so natural and right. Like they were his missing pieces. Oh boy. 
 -The Kiss. and The Kiss which I feel also deserves capital letters. 
 -that ending with [redacted/redacted/redacted] ahh! and that ending with [redacted/redacted basically adopting [redacted] 
 -not to be overdramatic but this book Saved My Life