I'm not sure why I read this; I'm lactose intolerant so I don't do well with cheese (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!) and, my god, this book was cheesy. The romance was so stereotypical that it almost wasn't stereotypical because I rarely read books in which people see each other then have to have sex and are also immediately in love despite never having a conversation. I need some more meat to my fantasy thanks. 
 And the names! I can not handle Zsadist and Phury and Tohrment as names. Vishus? My eyes metaphorically rolled right out of my head. 
 And yet it had a certain charm that kept me reading. The sex was pretty sexy too.