2.5/5 stars. Jesus fucking christ. Okay, let's see... Where do I even begin? 
 It wasn't that bad, I guess. But it wasn't good enough, either. I am just so disappointed. I feel like they took every Harry Potter character ever created, whether nice or mean, dead or alive, and threw them all up into one book. Too many things happened for a 300 pages book but, then again, it is supposed to be a play and not actually a book, so that might not be so bad. Another thing I disliked, and yes, I am really sad to say it outloud, was... Harry Potter himself. Damn, what happened to you, Harry? You grew up to become a really grumpy, busy man. He is so mean to Albus at times, I swear to God... 
 And speaking of Albus. ***SPOILER ALERT*** hoW ON EARTH CAN ALBUS AND SCORPIUS POSSIBLY NOT BE CANON?!?!?!?! HONESTLY THEY HAVE EVERYTHING TO BE A COUPLE AND IN LOVE AND G A Y AND THEY ARE NOT AND THAT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH. FUCK YOUR HETERONORMATIVE BULLSHIT. 
 ***END OF SPOILER ALERT*** But yeah. At times, the book gave me the chills. The adventure was, all in all, pretty good, I guess. It was nice to go back to the Wizarding world for a while. I guess i was just expecting a bit more.