Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Jane Austen & Seth Grahame-Smith 
 Rating: 1/2 
 (view spoiler)[Under the protection of the Bennett sisters, life in Hertfordshire is barely perturbed by the unmentionables. After a short acquaintance, Elizabeth despises Mr Darcy, who separated her sister Jane and his friend Mr Bingley. After refusing Darcy's marriage proposal, Elizabeth's opinion of him progressively improves, in part because of his anonymous help when her sister Lydia ran away with Mr Wickham. Once Jane and Bingley are reunited and engaged, Darcy renews his proposal and succeeds. (hide spoiler)] 
 While some of the modified parts made me laugh, the mashup doesn't differ enough from the original novel to be truly memorable. The casual attitude towards violence is at its strongest with Elizabeth, who has become a bloodthirsty killer ready to fight anyone at the slightest offence, but also with Darcy, who punishes Wickham by rendering him lame. Lady Catherine's serum, the only element introduced as a possible solution to the plague, didn't have any other purpose than slowing down Charlotte's transformation, allowing for more of her disgusting behaviour. 
 "Have your ninjas left you?" 
 "We never had any ninjas." 
 "No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety." 
 Chapter 29