DNF at 20 % 
 This book was supposed to be a fun Halloween buddy read, but it turned out to be a disappointment. 
 It is slow and boring, the characters annoy me and the humor feels forced. I've been reading most of the supposedly funny dialogues with a completely straight face, all the while feeling stupid, because I know so many people loved it and found it humorous. And do I even need to repeat that any kind of book that in any way deals with torturing of animals is a book I'm bound to hate. 
 Definitely not my kind of read, so I see no point in continuing it.