DNF at page 122 (chapter 13) 
 please god save me from the goddamn love triangle ???? 
 look, i like love triangles as much as the next girl, but only when they're done well. not when they're so full of angsty angst that you could drown in it. and after reading reviews for books #2 and #3, the love triangle just gets worse. don't get me wrong, i absolutely love Shepherd's writing style (her short story in Slasher Girls & Monster Boys was amazing), but i cannot read one more word about how sexy Montgomery is--no, wait, how gentlemanly Edward is--just make up your goddamn mind!