2.5 stars, but I'm not rounding the rating up. 
 This book is about a douche bag pimp who likes to be called "Daddy" and talks like he's a high school drop out gang member. It doesn't matter how the author describes him physically, he's not attractive, to me anyway. Maybe there are some girls out there who are into calling their man "Daddy", it feels creepy and reminds me of incest. Every time I saw it come up in dialog I cringed. I love a good erotica with a scary dominate heart throb, this wasn't that. This was a wanna-be. There were some steamy scenes I thought were well written and it was entertaining in a train wreck kind of way, so not a complete waste of time, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. 
 For laughs here is how I pictured the characters 
 The "Situation" as Knight 
 Miley Cyrus as Anya