Oh boy. Where do I begin? 
 When I think of Tyra Banks I think of that wretched episode of her show where she pranced around for a few hours in a fat suit, then invited real-life fat women to console her on the stage as she blubbered about how horrendously difficult and painful it was for her to PRETEND to be fat for a few hours. I can't deny that I picked up this book because it promised to be a train wreck, and I haven't had quite this experience since reviewing that nightmare of a chick-lit by Pamela Anderson a year or so again -- so, I gave it a shot, expecting nothing. 
 And, it's a good thing my expectations were low. 
 This was seriously one of those books where you read the words but nothing quite computes in the brain. Like, I know that the majority of celebrities have ghost-writers who do all of the work and get none of the credit, but I do firmly and honestly believe that Tyra Banks wrote this gem alone. And, it pains me to think that it truly took her FIVE YEARS to compose this garbage. I'm hoping that she was filming her self-gratuitous episodes of America's Next Top model for 23.5 hours a day for those 5 years, leaving 28 minutes a day for sleep and 2 for scribbling random bad dreams on paper (which, I think, might have been published without an editor). 
 I mean, I don't even know what to say. This is pretty much the story of some random weird girl with an oddball name and "mismatched eyes" (whatever that means) who goes to some strange modelling camp and does a bunch of weird things with a bunch of other people with unpronounceable names who say incoherent things at random times. Like, I don't even know. Imagine all the off-the-wall "fierce" statements Tyra babbles throughout her modelling reality show, and make it into a book full of people with stupid names. That's pretty much what you have here. 
 And, it's not even that I didn't read all of the words -- I did. They just made no sense. I can't really describe the plot, the characters, or anything to you here. 
 I mean, wow, to sum up Modelland in one word, I'd say "WTF?". I think I'd rather you read "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" and THAT book made no sense at all either. 
 Needless to say, I won't be continuing this series. Hopefully it will be another five years or so before the next one comes out.