1. Irritated by Underground Man. 
 2. Amused by Underground Man. 
 3. Sick of Underground Man. 
 4. Want to fly to St. Petersburg, travel back in time, and punch Underground Man right in the face. 
 5. Pity for Underground Man. 
 6. Horrified by Underground Man. 
 7. Further reading of Underground Man's monologue almost physically painful. I almost wanted to cover my eyes, but this would have posed problems for reading. 
 8. Glad to be free of the Underground Man, but glad to have known him, in the end.