** spoiler alert ** 
 The good news is I was a little surprised by who was kidnapped to resolve issues with Jack. The bad news is, I knew from page one that someone was going to be kidnapped. 
 The last 20% of the book sucked. Once Christian had his "OMG she almost died and then I'm going to have to go back to my old ways and become even ore broken" moment and said "huh, maybe the cougar did take advantage of me" they got even duller. Magically he was suddenly thrilled to be a father and the skip ahead to the second pregnancy made me nuts because I didn't really even care about the first one. The "memory" sequences were insane and over used, and at any moment I was waiting to find out that Ana fell in the first trip to the "playroom" and that the whole thing was a dream. 
 There were all of these promises of what Christian was going to do to her "later" and after "later" all i got was "I keep thinking about last night and it was wonderful." TELL ME ABOUT IT. This not a great story- it works best when it's titillating me SO TITILLATE ME. 
 But by far, the most annoying thing was the last two chapters. One told from the point of view of a 4 year old Christian during his first Christmas as a Grey, and from his point of view from meeting Ana. It made me feel angry. It made me think that E.L. James KNEW he was more interesting and still made me deal with Ana for 3 books. 
 By far, when it was over, I was left disappointed and wanting more. I would feel better if I thought that was on purpose. Instead, I felt like I'd just accidentally sang along with Ke$ha. Dirty in a bad way....