"Sorry to call you at work, but I've been calling your house so much, your mom probably thinks I'm trying to get into her pants." 
 I'll be honest. Attachments was vaguely creepy. But what I noticed was how much I related to that creepiness. Imagine, a veritable gold mine of information about that one person whose attention you've been trying to snag since forever. The possibilities are endless. I don't know about anyone else, but I'd have done exactly what Lincoln did. Sneak a peek, feel guilty, vow to never do it again. Sneak a peek again. Repeat cycle. 
 Beth and Jennifer are two girls who are the 90s version of every girl, everywhere these days. They jabber on about everything and nothing in particular, they talk about romantic woes and they discuss hot men they saw in the parking lot. There's nothing wrong with it, except they do it via the office computers, which Lincoln, the security guy can read because they always get flagged. 
 Lincoln is that one child mothers like his always love exploiting. He's in his 30s and still lives with his mom because it's just less hassle for him. He doesn't have girls to bring home or parties to host so he's cool living with his single homemaker mother. She cooks good food, keeps him company and he doesn't have to pay rent. What else could he ask for? He's bored to death with his job, but things only start really falling apart when he starts falling for the girl whose private e-mails he's been reading. He's trapped between the desire to know more and to let her have her privacy. 
 This is an unconventional story of two people falling in love "online" in the 90s. The ending was terribly rushed. It could've been done better. I blinked twice and it was over. But I still loved the idea. 
 Original rating: 3.5