e.l. james runs out of ideas and desperately rewrites Fifty Shades of Grey from christian's perspective. 
 stephenie meyers "celebrates" Twilight by swapping genders but maintaining heteronormative ideals. 
 e.l. james rewrites Fifty Shades of Grey but where they're all dalmatians this time. 
 stephenie meyers sets Twilight in johannesburg 
 e.l. james makes fifty shades of paper dolls 
 ladies - it's time to cut the cord on this and write some new shit.