How many ways can I say I disliked this book? I am sure I will give it a good try. I hated the gfy. I am straight but hey that is okay. I think I am not now. You want to beat my virgin ass? Let me bend right over because I trust you even though we have not discussed anything about BDSM, You know go at it by all means. You want to stick things in my penis? Why not it is okay with me. Maybe you would like to stick your hand in my ass. This book was so unbelievable it was funny. In a bad was let me say that clearly it was bad.