OK, forgive me if I'm bragging but... 
 I bet my new record!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 *jumps off the roof, sprouts wings and flies away* 
 It used to be a 1000 pages in one day, but now it is 1600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 *flies all the way to Mexico* 
 *tucks wings inside back* 
 *lays down in a hammock* 
 OK, so apart from THAT let's start this review. It wasn't BLEH, it was only MEH. 
 *sips pina colada* 
 Well, first of all, Hook was very whiny. I've heard my baby brother complain less. He was a total Mama's boy, and always had a ton of sob stories to think of; Mama didn't love him ... the first time Mama struck him ... GOD, HOOK. Definitely cliche. 
 Second, WHAT DISEASE? I get it, you explained it (NOT REALLY) If this was going to be a retelling, I'd at least like some originality, like...the scene where London got the breakout, started dying... 
 Second, I HATE HATE HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE the INSTALOVE between Pete and Gwen. LIKE NO. 
 It wasn't Insta Love, but a minute ago, Gwen, you were holding a BUTTER KNIFE AT PETE, and now you're HUGGING HIM BECAUSE YOU NEED CONSOLATION. Second, how the *thing* does DOC guess you have "FANCY" Pete. You've only known each other for ... what, three hours? 
 *pina colada spills onto the sand* 
 *glass cracks* 
 Second, the professor thing was really easy to guess. I mean, C'MON WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? Also, all the names really fit. 
 Pete = Peter Pan 
 Gwen = Wendy 
 Mikey = Michael 
 Joanna = I'm guessing Johnathan or John 
 Captain Hook = Captain Hook 
 Lily = Tiger Lily 
 Smeeth = Smith 
 Bella = Tinker Bell 
 I don't even KNOW about the Lost Boys names so. 
 OK, well, since it's a three star, I just hope you know it was NOT ENTIRELY that frustrating. PS the cover is absolutely gorgeous. ALSO, Bella, I don't GET IT, one minute you were screaming you hated Gwen, and when Gwen finds you in the hospital, she's pressing her nose into your hair with her arms wrapped around you, and you, Bella, tentatively hug her around the waist. 
 Anyway, I'm done so.