HEHE, I like it :) 
 IF JON SNOW TRULY DIE, I WILL KILL GEORGE R.R. MARTIN. 
 (Nah, let's just wait till he finished the whole series) 
 Now, let's have a really short review on this book. 
 Tyrion: The whole part about him travelling was kind of boring, but it regained my attention when he discovered that Aegon still alive, and he becoming a joust, entertained dwarf for Daenerys. I really, really wish Ser Barristan would realize he is Tyrion Lannister, and then they are going to meet Daenerys! I want to see what will happen if he saw the dragons now roamed the Earth. 
 Daenerys: I never truly like her, really. The whole part about her and Daario... nah! She sounded way too immature for me that I found it is impossible to believe she is fourteen year old. In my mind, she is a little bit younger than Cersei or something. Daenerys story is again, kind of boring about Mereen and stuff. A DANCE WITH DRAGONS! I thought she is going to Westeros and conquered them with dragons and there is going to be some epic movements and sentiments, but trust me, nothing happens. So Daenerys just walking around her castle, feeling worried about world peace and hungry people, making royal marriages and fuck Daario. 
 Jon Snow: I remained loyal to him from the start. He was truly amiable, a great man for the Night's Watch, and always always full of HONOUR like Ned. Well, he did remind me of Ned. The part where he shook hand and made peace with the wildlings was truly amazing, I can't believe it! I found all the lords and ladies in the Seven kingdoms are kind of idiotic when they fought over just for a bit of gold and land and power - to sit their butt on the Iron Throne, while on the other hand, Jon had to fight with the Others - the death, and saved the entire realm from being killed and eaten. He didn't really care about money and power, he was always on his duty, protected the weak and his family, which is so nice and adorable. 
 Again, if George Martin killed him, I will surely quit the book. (Nah, let's just hope Jon Snow didn't truly die and returned like Cat.) 
 Overall, it is enjoyable. I don't get Arya part about serving for the Many-Face Gods, but I hope I will understand more. Cersei - I felt sorry for her, the part where she being walked on the street like a common whore, and I truly admired her resistance and persistence, held her head high and never admit defeated. A true lion of a Lannister. I think all the cold part and evil scheming part - Tywin left it in Cersei. She is one of the true villains! 
 That's all. Other characters point of views are quite dull. I hope everyone will join together in book 6.