3 stars because I DNF, as that is my SOP for DNF. 
 It may be my mood... But the juvenile actions and interactions of vampires that are 200+ years of age were that of a 14 year old girl, younger even. @40% and it was repetition of the same thing. Man tied to bed, protagonist and her 'cousins' chatting with their capture. The same conversations over and over and over with the different characters. & Too many characters that you could just switch their names and it wouldn't have mattered. Some of the interaction was reminiscent of a 5 yo. 
 Maybe I'm too serious of a person... probably. But I'd believe fangy beings before I believe 400yo beings being treated with less respect than I did at 12, and then acting as thus... 
 I know it's make believe. I love imagination land. What I don't love, and I don't understand why it's usually the case, is that these characters MUST act like idiot teenagers in order for it to be humorous. Believing in the paranormal is the make believe. Believing a being that has been in wars, seen countless deaths, and had the joy and sorrow to watch our world change would think and behave like a 12yo girl... even the men. Now that is a bitter pill to swallow. 
 just couldn't finish. Book wasn't for me. But hey, I'm just too serious, I guess. 
 Recommended for those who love funny, quarky, and paranormal but don't take a story too seriously.