The only way I could write a review of this book is if I wrote the review in haikus. 
 Correction. 
 The only way I could write a review of this book is if I wrote the review in abominably bad haikus. 
 You're welcome in advance. 
 This book is awesome 
 Did you expect less, Reader? 
 Rick Riordan rules 
 With hilarity 
 Plus Apollo's huge ego 
 You're in for a treat 
 It starts with a bang 
 Well, more like with some garbage 
 Meg's a fruit ninja 
 Adventure ensues 
 YAS Percy Jackson is here! 
 But not long enough 
 Cool new characters 
 Thanks Rick, interesting plot 
 SO MANY QUESTIONS 
 The haikus are great 
 Duh, why else would I do this 
 This haiku thing's tough! 
 Trying to keep this 
 Absolutely spoiler-free 
 However, I can't 
 (view spoiler)[ 
 Only one word needed 
 He is back! Wait, that is three 
 Curse you, words! I hate- 
 Okay, here I am 
 I'm getting to the point now 
 Leo's returned!!!!!! (hide spoiler)] 
 Apollo changed 
 Character development 
 Gods, I love it so 
 Those spoiler haikus were the best ones. You are missing out if you don't read them. 
 I'm just speaking the truth. *bows dramatically* 
 Signing Off, 
 Madame Reads