** spoiler alert ** 
 My rating: 1 star for the good action in the end. 
 WARNING TO TWILIGHT FANS: You will probably think I am a madwoman after you read this and if your good mood is precious to you please do NOT waste your time reading this. 
 The first 100 pages or so: Yawn... Alright Bella we get it, you HATE your birthday. 
 After the first 100 pages: Wait a sec! Wait just there! Pause! "Bella I'm going. You're unsafe with me and will be better off without." -Edward to Bella 
 A shocked thirty seconds later: 
 Me: *dancing about the room laughing and whooping* EDWARD CULLEN HAS FINALLY FORCED SOME SENSE INTO THAT PATHETIC, OVER-PROTECTIVE MIND OF HIS!!! THREE CHEERS FOR HIM!! 
 The next fifty pages: 
 Bella: WHY DID EDWARD DO THIS TO ME? I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM! MY LIFE IS POINTLESS! WAAH! AND NOW EVERYONE HATES ME AND I AM WHINING AND CRYING LIKE THE PATHETIC BABY-PUPPY I AM! WAAH! 
 Fifty pages LATER: 
 Jacob Black: Huh, who's this cry-baby? Looks like she needs a HAND. 
 Me: No Jacob no Jacob no Jacob she's a using bitch she'll use you like the user-loser she is and you'll end up in heart break!! NOOO STAY AWAY!!! Too late. 
 Next few pages: Me: Hm, Jacob is a cool guy. LUV U Jacob!!! 
 Ten pages later: WHAT???YOU'RE GONNA RISK YOUR LIFE JUST TO HEAR HIS FRIGGIN' VELVET VOICE??? WHAT??? SOMEONE PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE BELLA SWAN HAS LOST HER MIND!!! 
 And that was basically my whole behaviour throughout the whole book. This book was better than the first with the extra thrill the werewolves provided. 
 Towards the end: 
 Bella: Let's jump off this cliff, shall we? I'll hear Edward's voice! Yay! 
 Me: *cocks head to side thoughtfully* Is this a RELATIONSHIP? Or is this an obsession? What is this exactly? 
 *Bella jumps off, Jacob rescues her* 
 Jacob: BELLA WHAT WERE YOU DOING JUMPING OFF A CLIFF ON YOUR OWN? 
 Me: I think I love you even more than *Bella loves Edward*, Jacob. 
 Alice: WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL WERE YOU DOING BELLA EDWARD IS COMMITTING SUCIDE!!! 
 Me: *After a shocked five seconds*: *Dancing* WOOO Edward is going to die!!! Wait a sec how does a *normal vamp* do that? Run out and embrace the sun, Edward! 
 Bella: We HAVE TO SAVE EDWARD!! 
 Me: You don't HAVE to Bella, you can, or you mustn't! 
 *Bella and Alice save Edward, defeat Volturi, return to Forks* 
 Me: I get it Bella, you LOVE Edward, you are OBSESSED over him, you can't LIVE without him and he is sooo PERFECT, we get it! Shut up! 
 *End of book* 
 Me: I survived through this book! Three cheers for me! Yaay! I survived this!!! Now should I start the next one? 
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 (By the way why is Bella always in danger in the series' synopsis?