Okay, so it's Twilight. 
 I'm not supposed to like it. I'm supposed to be above such trashy nonsense. 
 Well, then, I guess I just need to apologise. 
 Because honestly, I do love Twilight quite a lot. It's not a great work of literature, but seriously? I don't want it to be. Sometimes, all I want is something trashy that makes me feel really good about the world. 
 And anyway, I do love the character of Jasper.