What just happened here?! 
 I mean what was Frank Miller thinking? It's like it's written by a bunch of teenagers! Batman was super weird. Robin was weird. Everyone was weird! I gave it three stars because it was funny the way they all acted. I found this part the funniest (view spoiler)[Batman had Robin paint the Batcave yellow, so Hal Jordan couldn't use his ring. (hide spoiler)] 
 Batman would never do anything like that. And all his crazy laughing? Batman isn't crazy! This book was crazy! And the writing, oh gosh, the writing was so weird. Was Frank Miller high or something? This book... Was weird. That's all I have to say. It was weird. Nothing else, just... Weird.