Meg Cabot is one of my favorite go-to novelists. Her books are witty and heartwarming and never fail to make me smile. (April 19 2016) 
 Hilarious. I just wanted to keep reading until the end. Heather Wells is a wonderful leading lady. Boy, oh boy, am I glad this is a series! 
 I was a little confused with the timeline of events (like when Heather & Jordan broke up, when she gained weight & moved in with Cooper). At least to me, it was a little unclear. But I was also mostly reading this before bed so I can't be certain I was reading things right. 
 Okay, so, elevator surfing-- what?! I have never heard of that. Is that a thing? Because that's terrifying. I guess it's a thing. Am I really that sheltered? In any case, I had no idea what it was about so it seemed the tiniest bit farfetched. Not like, entirely, but enough for me to say what. (No but for real, so I googled it-- this shit is crazy.) 
 The mystery was really well done. I had no clue as to whodunnit. There was one thing I saw coming (view spoiler)[ when Sarah called Heather to say Rachel was dead but it was really a trap. (hide spoiler)] But that's it. 
 "It is a documented fact. I read it in People magazine" 
 This book is so much fun and I can't wait to pick up the rest of the series! I also had to go out and buy Dove bars because ugh--so good & I completely forgot they existed. 
 The "dorm, I mean residence hall" joke got old pretty fast. It was funny at first but then it really got on my nerves because of how often it was mentioned in the beginning. 
 As far as the ending goes, the last few pages felt rushed. Which is weird because it's a series so I thought that was a little strange. 
 Also, yay for the body positivity! Because size 12 is very not fat. I love that there's even a book with this title. 
 Note: Thought it was written in 2005, it feels timeless. And I so appreciate that. I love that I can read this for the first time in 2016 and feel like the events could still happen today. I mean, I know 11 years isn't that long in terms of lifestyles of contemporary characters but still. 
 Meg Cabot, Queen. That is all.