I drive past a church on my way to work and they always have a poster up with something breezily Biblical, and today's poster said this : 
 THE SON'S SHINE ECLIPSES TWILIGHT 
 Genius! 
 I was speechless all morning. 
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 Lost Photo Opportunities No. 87 : yesterday me and Georgia were walking to town to watch The Karate Kid (which was pretty good, but I digress). We come up to the church where this damned poster is STILL shrieking its teeth-clenching unfunniness all around, and lo! God sent a bus up the hill with an old advert for Eclipse the Movie on its side... and the bus parked just in front of the poster... if I had any of that dad-blamed modern technology I could have taken a really neat photo and posted it here: 
 SPACE WHICH WOULD HAVE CONTAINED AMUSING PHOTO CLEVERLY JUXTAPOSING BUS ADVERTISING ECLIPSE AND RELIGIOUS POSTER ATTEMPTING TO UNDERCUT ECLIPSE AND ALL THE OTHER VAMPIRE SOFT PORN WITH GROTESQUE NON-HUMOUR...