My second favorite book of 2012. 
 What do you do with all of the memories, all of the history you've made with someone once you can no longer share it with each other? 
 This is probably what plagues me most about breakups. All of that knowledge you painstakingly gather and curate about another person, sitting and gathering dust. 
 Lemony Snicket, i.e. Daniel Handler puts all of that heartbreak about useless memories in a box and drops it on the reader's doorstep, hoping that the reader will take it in like a lost puppy and love it the way you no longer can. 
 Favorite Quotes 
 [I[t was wondering how someone could lose a shoe, just one shoe, and not see it when it was hopeful on the windowsill for weeks. 
 The roar and the boom was like nothing I'd known, even when I was a freshman and went to the first pep rally because I had the wrong first friends and didn't know any better. 
 I had such, you would not believe the such a feeling I had. You couldn't film it, it couldn't be captured. It couldn't happen almost, but there it was happening.