Dreadfully Ever After - Steve Hockensmith 
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 (view spoiler)[In order to obtain the cure that can save Darcy after he has been stricken, Elizabeth goes to London where, guided by Lady Catherine's valet Nezu and helped by her father and her sisters Mary and Kitty, she endeavers to seduce Dr. MacFarquhar, the King's personal physician. As the unmentionables overrun London during the King's Recoronation, the Bennetts steal the "cure" (foreigners' blood) from Bedlam Hospital and rescue Darcy from Rosings, where his cousin Anne wanted him to embrace his zombie nature like she did. (hide spoiler)] 
 This sequel had much more in common with the prequel than I wanted. Jane, Mr Bingley and Mrs Bennett made small appearances, and Georgiana was quickly dispatched to Scotland on a fool's errand, but thankfully Lydia was absent. Mary and Kitty have more important roles in the story and each ends up happy with Hawksworth and Nezu respectively. The cure was ridiculous and no one was really bothered that the nobility of England (royalty included) had been almost completely eradicated. Lady Catherine and Anne's plans were doomed to failure from the start.