Now, I would really like to understand why so many people like this book. 
 The story itself isn't too bad, maybe a little (read: a lot) predictable. 
 I'm not going to say all the things that really bothered me, there wouldn't be enough space - or time. So here we go with the main ones: 
 1) Dear authors, can you write decently? Because most of my friends could can write better than that. 
 2) All that slang was boring, irritating and inconsequential. 
 3) Vampyres. Oh, I know it's stupid, but I just don't like it. Period. 
 4) What is it with exclamation marks? Are you telling me! that Zoey! thinks! like! this! Dude, all those things gave me a headache. 
 5) Obviously, the poor loser (also known as the main character) gets the attention of the hottest boy in town. And after one day, he's head over heels in love with her. Yeah, right. 
 6) Let's get to the blowjob thing. Why? I mean, it was useless, and the way it was constantly mentioned through the book really pissed me off. 
 7) Four elements? Seriously? Go read Vampire Academy. You might even learn something. 
 Sooo, thank you for trying, see you...never again. Even though, being stupid, I might give you a second chance. I still don't get why I'm so charitable.