I really didn't think another book could possibly be as bad as Sempre. But, I was wrong! This book lacks so much that I couldn't even begin to do it justice in the space Goodreads allows me to review books and I am only on page 30. It reads like a fifth grader wrote it. First this, then this, then this, finally this... get my drift? If she adds another "because", I am going to toss the kindle against the wall. Has no one ever told her to "show it, don't say it." 
 Example: "This was not because I wanted to keep up with the gadgets. This was because I'd been through three cheap phones in as many years and I felt this investment sound." (WTF? Is she trying to add some spice to her H's inner monologue?) "If I had a phone theta cost three times as much as the ones I'd been buying but lasted for three years with zero headaches, I'd be ahead of the game." 
 ...This was because on the floor in the hall was a huge pile of coats." 
 The first 30 pages reads like a "D" essay from fifth grade. 
 How the hell did this get published?