Yikes. 
 And so, with this book, I create that infamous "did-not-finish" shelf. As the lady says: "Hurrah!" 
 Not only is this book boring and unfunny, it's straight up depressing as well. (view spoiler)[Darcy died?! What? Why? And why is Sharon gone? Meh. (hide spoiler)] In despair, I skipped to the end (I never do this, I have a terminal case of spoilerphobia) and... Yeah, no. I can't even bring myself to finish part one, let alone the whole novel. 
 In conclusion: