Sorry, this book is just too meta for me, man. 
 This book is about a fictional character who was the subject of fascination in another fictional character's life from another book. It's a story about a made-up character from a series that's fictional inspired from another fictional series? Does that even make any sense? I don't even know. It's just too meta, man! 
 Besides the ludicrous premise of a fictional Harry Potter (can you even have a fictional fanfic of a character who is fiction in the first place? I guess that's what you call <.i>Twilight?). It is all sorts of ludicrous to read a book about a character who is a parody of another character. This isn't tongue-in-cheek so much as it is absolute lunacy. 
 I didn't give two shits about Simon and Baz in Fangirl to be honest. I don't remember much of them at all besides the fact that Simon is the fictional Harry Potter in the Fangirl universe. And I started this book not really giving a damn, hoping the book can convince me otherwise. It didn't. 
 There is no plot. 
 Not having cared about Simon's story in Fangirl, I still don't care about Simon's story now in a fleshed-out book. 
 There is no plot. 
 Literally nothing happens in the book. 
 There is no plot. 
 I have never been so bored reading about a world where vampires and unicorns and ghosts exist. 
 Maybe there is? I don't know. I don't care. I was falling asleep by page 10. 
 Furthermore, this book is just a sad parody at slash fandom. Baz's unrequited feelings towards Simon felt empty and pointless. Let's get this straight, it's not that I'm anti-gay in the least. It's that if you are to include homosexual and bisexual characters in a book, they should be there as a person. There should be a point to their character. They're not there for the purpose of OMG HOT MAN ON MAN ACTION. This may be a little controversial, but I am largely against slash fiction because I feel they're disrespectful to gays, to rewrite a character's sexuality just for the purpose of titillation. 
 Baz's mouth is colder than Agatha's. 
 Because he's a boy, I think, and then: No, because he's a monster. 
 He's not a monster. He's just a villain. 
 He's not a villain. He's just a boy. 
 I'm kissing a boy.