Should I even write this thing? Is is worth it? Okay? Okay. 
 I started reading The Fault in Our Stars because of the huge amount of people screaming at me to. In the end, I gave up and I listened to them. Bad choice. 
 I knew what the book was about: kids with cancer. That...sounds fun, right? 
 Wrong 
 . The plot is boring. Really boring. Hazel is a depressed girl and she's obsessed with dying. She pretty much gave up on life at age 16. Then, she meets Augustus Waters, the friendly hot sporty polite funny handsome adorkable lovable Augustus Waters. And BAM! she suddenly wants to live. Because she met a guy who called her beautiful and the world is suddenly perfect and she goes on a holiday across the ocean with a guy she just met. Um...cool? But a bit rushed, don't you think? And she calls it 
 love 
 . 
 The writing style annoyed me a lot. You know, while reading you start getting to know not only the characters, but the author as well. I thought I liked John Green, but he was pissing me off during this book. I felt like he forced the story a lot, I felt like he was somewhere out there, screaming at me like "ARE YOU SAD YET? HOW ABOUT NOW, DID THIS MAKE YOU SAD? YOU SHOULD'VE CRIED AT LEAST 5 TIMES BY NOW!" I'm not sad, dude, it's just you getting on my nerves. 
 No, I didn't cry, like many of you did, because I was not impressed by anything. The fact that (view spoiler)[Augustus died was very predictable, it wasn't impressing or shocking at all. That happens all the time, folks, people die, okay? Get over it! (hide spoiler)] Also, I know Augustus was created to be loved by every teenage girl, but I didn't like him. Really? You're so desperate to get into a girl's pants you even read her favourite book? 
 I'm not going to talk about romanticizing cancer and saying that stuff like this can't happen in real life. Of course it can happen, so if you're a cancer survivor, keep your chin up, smile, because you deserve it. You'll definitely find true love one day, and your true love won't (view spoiler)[die (hide spoiler)] like in this disappointing book.