Ahh, the days of being utterly obsessed with this absolute beauty of literature. 
 Many dismiss it for its near-unreadable nature and piss-poor, well, everything, but in all honesty I feel it has a value to us all. It is an invaluable time capsule of 2006, of the formative days of fanfiction, one which revolutionised the way we view it. It is the pinnacle of pop culture: Harry Potter and the hottest scene kid bands of the decade combine in a clusterfuck of amazingly silly dialogue, laughable prose, and unforgettable author's notes. 
 A glorious insight into the worldview of a goffik scene kid, trying to make her way in a world of hot vampires who are all madly in lust with her. Crossing into the real world with the meta characters of Raven and Tara, it has lead to many an analysis about whether it is a serious work of fiction, or whether it is the haute coture of Internet trolling. 
 The mystery still lives. 
 Five stars.