I love this sooo much I can barely contain myself!! Chess' inner dialog is fecking brilliant: 
 If Mrs. Morton would stop verbally jacking off her husband and son this would al be done so much more quickly,but then Chess figured it was just about the only sex the woman got. 
 And her thoughts on Bumps style and decor: 
 "Bump stood in the middle of the room, wrapped in a heavy fur coat, with a silk top hat covering his fuzzy head and unnecessary sunglasses covering his pale face. He looked like the Abominable Snowpimp." 
 And the scene that made me fall in love with her(sorry mom): 
 "The itch was starting to sting. The Grand Elder stayed where he was, starting at the elevator doors. Why didn't he just go already? He had places to be, and she had feet to scratch and uppers to snort. 
 She just doesnt give a fuck...and I love it;) 
 I even loved Mrs.Increase's Advice for Ladies: "Theres no proof of course, that a clean, well-run home automatically equals a safe, ghosts-free one, but why take chances." 
 Its like the Stepfordwife Guide on acid;) 
 I loved everything about this book and can wait to read the next one!! 
 It was dark, gritty and even scary at times and I loved every FECKIN minute of it!! Cant believe it took me so long to start this series!!