ok this was actually pretty damn funny. Violet's humor and word vomit was hilarious. I did get tired of hearing the same phrases over and over again. Beaver, Monster Cock, M.C., Jill Off, Mouth FUcking, etc. Violet did piss me off with her constant suspicions of Alex but then Alex didn't help his cause. But all is well that ends well. 
 Story - 3 
 narrator - 3, 1.5 
 the female narrator saved this story. The male narrator was horrible. first of all he sounded kinda creepy not to mention having a damn scottish accent when Alex was canadian. He would slip in and out of accents and it was totally obvious and annoying.