Perhaps the grandest sign of maturity is starting to sympathise with the adults in the story rather than cheering on the teenagers - and dude, I'm still a teenager for a little while now. That stuff Adam and Kim tried to pull in the hospital? Dude, I'm on the nurses' sides here; fuck off out of these hardworking people's business. 
 It's certainly a moreish little book. Even if I wasn't particularly compelled by the story or characters I was popping in the ol' earphones every spare second I had. For all the graphic description at the start, it was surprisingly light in tone, even if some things definitely didn't make any sense. SpongeBob on the radio? Knowing where you were conceived? (view spoiler)[Cello sex?! (hide spoiler)] Dude, some of this stuff seems a little bit too strange to be anything other than comedic. In fact, the plausibility of a high school relationship being so supposedly strong is pure idealism, as is the absence of any real overarching problem within the perfect little typical nuclear family. But aside from that, I rather enjoyed it. 
 Trois etoiles.