What. Happened? 
 What the hell was that plot twist and why the heck was it even a thing? (view spoiler)[B being a girl the whole time? NO. (hide spoiler)] Honestly, it's kind of stupid. I might sound really sexist right now, but why not just reveal that right at the start of book one instead of the start of book-freakin'-two! 
 I kind of want to punch something right now. 
 Darren Shan: 
 Me: 
 Not. Happy. Not. Continuing.