Did you hear that? 
 That's just me, bawling my eyes out. 
 Crooked Kingdom is a rollercoaster that dragged me through a tunnel of FEELS and crash landed in a heaping pile of heartbreak. 
 There is so much to love about this book. For one, Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom book aesthetics are on point and are some of the most amazing looking books ever. Pertaining the actual content, Bardugo has me hooked on these characters, and even though this little adventure is over, I can't help but wonder what could be next for Kaz's crew. There were a few questions that I felt got overlooked and I would like more information on, but that might be because I'm greedy trash that just needs to know more. 
 Five stars, and a round of thunderous applause. 
 Also, swoon: 
 "He was going to break my legs ," she said, her chin held high, the barest quaver in her voice. "Would you have come for me then, Kaz? When I couldn't scale a wall or walk a tightrope? When I wasn't the Wraith anymore?" 
 Dirtyhands would not. The boy who could get them through this, get their money, keep them alive, would do her the courtesy of putting her out of her misery, then cut his losses and move on. 
 "I would come for you," he said, and when he saw the wary look she shot him, he said it again. "I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together--knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting." 
 **** 
 "I," she said, planting a hand on her hip, "am a delicate flower." 
 "You aren't a flower, you're every blossom in the wood blooming at once. You are a tidal wave. You are a stampede. You are overwhelming."