Here are some gems: 
 "Are you sure it wasn't my sexy-as-hell voice whispering in your ear that caused your momentary lack of oxygen?" 
 Uhhh...yeah, men don't talk like this. 
 "Why couldn't I be infatuated with a good guy like my overprotective, loving brother?" 
 EW! 
 "I wasn't wearing a condom. Shit, shit, shit." 
 The dude is a hooker and he doesn't think to protect the woman he loves by wrapping his bits? 
 I can't even.