An introduction that could have been maybe two paragraphs was approximately 100 pages long. Too long, without really saying anything. Some woman had a kid by some bloke she met in the cafe she worked at, because she was too stupid to say no. Then her dad died (sob) and the man comes back, but turns out he is actually a dickhead (sob) and then she had to become a prostitute (sob) because that's the only viable option ever (sob). But then she kills some client who took her to a house full of his friends to gang rape her (sob) but luckily she bought a gun (yey but sob as well) and kills him (sob) then leave her kid with a nun (yey and sob) and just leaves (sob). And then some emails that are just two white blokes being dickheads. And then some vampire bats that are actual vampires (sob?) And then, whatever. Apocalypse. Mysterious nun-orphaned girl. Sob. Guns. Presumably some wooden stakes for the vampires? More sob. More guns. More dickheads. Sob.