"Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side." 
 - Confucius 
 Unbelievable. My first book of 2014 started with a bang! What.the.Heck.Did.I.Just.Read. I do recommend this book if you want to LAUGH OUT LOUD TILL YOUR JAW HURTS (but only for 18+). Some jokes are just not appropriate for very young ages. 
 It has cute conversations and I just can't help laughing! I look like crazy laughing alone while reading this. Who wouldn't laugh at the following: 
 - The O 
 - Lower Caroline 
 - Wang.....Waaaaaaaang. 
 - Apples.Pie. hahaha! 
 - Pink Nightie Girl 
 - Harem, Spanx, giggler, and PURINA. Commando.God Bless America 
 - and my favorite...... CLIVE THE CAT. This little buddy is the Best Cat Ever! 
 Despite all these innuendos, I was a bit disappointed in the story. (view spoiler)[Because it's just MERELY getting Caroline's O again. That's it. (hide spoiler)] I was waiting for a conflict to happen or something that will surprise me. I wish there's more story to it.