That's what I thought this would end up like. Turns out I was wrong. THIS is what it really ended up like: 
 Goddamn it, Marissa Meyer. Have you got some evil plan to try and MAKE ME FEEL SORRY FOR QUEEN LEVANA? BECAUSE IF THAT'S TRUE then it totally worked even though I still want to see her dead. 
 Well, first of all, Levana's clinginess really bothered me. It was v/v obvious that she had a crush on Evrett. And the way her mind worked...if the nanny didn't have family, it was OK to murder her in a fire. If Solstice died during childbirth, then CLEARLY it was meant to be between Evrett and Levana. So OBVIOUSLY she had to manipulate him and marry him, even when she knew he DID NOT LOVE HER. 
 But Channary... 
 She was a piece of work. I think I hate Channary more than Levana, and Levana murdered people by the millions. 
 She could be in a horror film. Come here, baby sister ... 
 OK, I'm good. Review is over.