I got this email. What the hell, I thought, I could do with a bigger penis. So I replied to the email. Sent them money. What a mistake! The process worked aEUR" only too well! Now I couldnaEUR(tm)t leave the house any more, no clothes were bulky enough. I did not wish to suffer the indignity of being pursued down the street by insulting children, so I had to resign from my job. I was in a real pickle. Fortunately I saw an ad on the internet saying that I could make APS2500 per month tax free from the privacy of my bedroom by doing absolutely nothing. It seemed too good to be true but I thought what the hell. You wonaEUR(tm)t believe me but that turned out to be true too, so I didn't need a job and I could get all my groceries delivered. But I needed more money than that to pay for the reverse operation (I wanted my old penis back). As luck would have it, I got another email from a bank manager in Benin, which is in West Africa. I wonaEUR(tm)t bore you with the details, but it was a relatively simple banking transaction, I really donaEUR(tm)t know why the Bank of West Africa guys couldnaEUR(tm)t do it for themselves, but anyway, what do I care aEUR" IaEUR(tm)m now rich! After the operation itaEUR(tm)s going to be great. IaEUR(tm)ll definitely be dating some of these hot women who live one third of a mile away from my very house and are waiting for me to contact them aEUR" I see their alluring pictures wherever I go on the internet. I must live in a really great area for hot women.