Daym. As usual, I have no words. Eoin Colfer is my new writing idol. Man, you feel as if you're watching a movie when you read his books - the description is that good. The characters are so awesome and sassy and well rounded and if I didn't know better I would believe that the People are real. Name one emotion-any emotion and I promise you, I'd have felt it at least once while reading the Artemis Fowl series, even if only for a nanosecond. Awe, fear, trepidation, sadness, happiness-you name it. The Eternity Code was no less, I was laughing in awe at Artemis' integrity in the latter bits of the book. The end was saddening, but the small teaser into The Opal Deception has me hopeful and craving for more. Undoubtedly, I'm gonna be very upset to finish this series; it's the best thing ever! All this time, I've been looking for books that hook me completely and leaving me hanging for more, and the answer was right under my nose! And am I the only one shipping Holly and Artemis like crazy and don't forget the desperateness for a goddamn movie! Daym. Some of the game changer dialogs were so good in this one-I had to cat-eye -is that the word for when you fold the top corner of a page?- the pages so I could put them in here. 
 "Your eyes. What's wrong with your eyes? They don't match." 
 Artemis treated him to his best vampire smile. 
 "All the better to see you with, Spiro." 
 Juliet lifted the phone from the desk and dialed three numbers. 
 9... 1... 1... 
 "Amazing. What is it?" 
 "It's nothing. It was never here. Just as I was never here." 
 "And who's going to stop me? Little old you?" 
 "No. Little old them." 
 "Every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use that name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you."