I put this crime against literature (What, you think a "book" this poorly written can truly ever be called a book?) on separate shelf from the rest because I worry its evil taint will corrupt the other poor, innocent books and destroy them. I don't know why I personified novels like that All books deserve better than this. 
 It's poorly written, has boring emotionless characters, and has a non-existent plot. Everything is described like Meyer is a ten year-old who just discovered what a Thesaurus is, and believes that finding a "confabulation*" for every word she puts on the page is appropriate for writing stories. 
 Show, don't tell it like you think you're writing a beautiful poem that you totally think is great but actually isn't really all that special or insightful! 
 Also, KrimsonRogue's review for Twilight came out (Probably why I did this review in the first place), and I think he does an excellent job in highlighting all the problems in this book. 
 Pt. one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taMlh... 
 *Confabulation isn't even being used properly here, I just found it as a synonym for "Word" on Thesaurus.com and put it here. Proves my point, eh?