Reasons we should get married: 
 A* Because I love you. 
 A* We both look good in black boots. 
 A* I spent some time without you, and I didnaEUR(tm)t like it. 
 A* You make me happy. 
 A* I make you laugh. 
 A* I like the way you fight. 
 A* You see through my masks. 
 A* I really love you. 
 A* You love me, too. (Though youaEUR(tm)ve mostly said this while yelling, so perhaps I should have double-checked.) 
 A* Army of tiny vigilantes. (I have name ideas.) 
 A* Various political reasons that make sense but donaEUR(tm)t fit with the theme of this list. 
 IaEUR(tm)m holding your handwriting hostage. You can have it back when you say yes. 
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