I went to the Watch House and met Sgt Colon, a very fat man, and when I told him about the Thieves' Guild he said, Dont be A Idiot. I do not think he is serious. He says, Don't you worry about Thieves' Guild, This is all what you have to do, you walk along the Streets at Night, shouting, It's Twelve O'Clock and All's Well. I said, What if it is not all well, and he said, You bloody well find another street. 
 I read this one out of order, which was a terrible thing to do, but how can you resist reading anything Pratchett when you own it, even if it's out of order? 
 A lot of things were obviously explained to me from books written after this one that I had read first (obviously obvious), and what a gloriously funny read! Pratchett at his best with added dragons as a bonus. Once again Vetinari and Vimes shine out as solidly good characters for me, and the relationship between them is one of the best I've encountered in any books. 
 Also a good starting point if you're not interested in reading them in chronological order. 
 (Second read through (chronologically!) and I totally forgot I wrote a review. Huh. I stand by it second time round, only I want to add that Carrot is an epic dwarf. 
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