DNF. 
 After sitting on it for almost a week I just don't see myself every wanting to reacquaint myself with these shallow & thinly drawn characters. And I most certainly don't want to torture myself with trying to read this authors sex scenes. 
 I read A LOT of erotic romance, this is possibly the single worst and most unrealistic "V-card" (and yes, the prose is so bad the heroine actually uses those words) scene I have ever read. In my life. It was so unrealistic it was offensive. 
 I know some people loved this one, but I can't see a single reason why. Sorry, it just wasn't for me.