What side is going to win? Will it be the kinky fuckery (their words, not mine) or my hate for the inner goddess (I could write a great obituary for her). 
 *after the read...* Not sure if I'm going to do a review for this one. I had plans to write an obituary for the "inner goddess," but I ended up finishing the book while sick and it's been days since then, so my enthusiasm has waned. The book itself was "eh, boring" for the most part. 
 The only halfway okay part was the end featuring Christian's PoV. The books might have been more twisted-ly interesting had they been written from his angle. His inner musings were much more tolerable than the dumb inner goddess. Warped, yes...but at least not as boring. 
 1 star for the book but I'll give an extra half point for the PoV's. 
 HAH - I found the place where the inner goddess died. 
 This : My inner goddess does a backflip off the high dive.