Patch: "You're mine, angel" 
 me: 
 Am I okay? no... no I am not, Patch emotionally destroyed me and now I will go cry in a corner and gently caress my Hush Hush box set. 
 Okay, first things first, if you happen to feel brave enough (emotionally) to pick up this series, you must prepare yourself and this review will inform you how (I ladies and gentlemen will be your Dante, just nicer and less of an asshole). 
 1. Find a comfortable spot to read 
 Why? Do you ask? Well, because Becca Fitzpatrick does not play kind or mess around with her plot twists, she isn't going to slide them over like a plate of fluffy pancakes... no... she's going to pitch them at you like a curve ball. To minimise your risk of flopping to the cold hard ground, fainting and/or throwing an agitated fit I recommend the following locations: your comfy ass bed - here you'll be restrained from falling because underneath you have an array of cushiony/blanket-y protection, a beanbag - these restraint you, they never seem to let you get up without looking like a fool so beanbag yourself down when reading this book. 
 2. Don't consume water and/or snacks 
 I had a lovely cup of water by my bedside table whilst reading the last book and long story short... when a particular plot twist came... yes, I just so happened to take a sip and yes, resulted in me choking and submerging myself with gurgled water. Take this advice, learn from my mistakes. 
 3. Ship with all your heart 
 The romance in this novel is utterly beautiful and perfect and every other nice adjective you could possibly think of. The relationship between Patch and Nora is so KAWJBIFLBJWFO, so before you start questioning whether your heart can take another emotionally destroying OTP think again, DON'T QUESTION IT JUST GO ALONG WITH IT. Ship the life out of "Notch" and come back after you've finished the series so then we cry together and start a "Patch fanclub". 
 4. Prepare yourself for an array of A-S-S-H-O-L-E characters 
 How do you do this... you ask? There's really no way to prepare yourself so instead I say bring a pillow so then you can punch it when they piss you off... Ha Ha Ha enjoy! 
 This series surprised me, since the first book I've felt an undeniable attachment and adoration for the plot, and characters. The more I think about it the more I want to just wrap the entire series into a blanket and gently caress it. I still can't believe all the mixed opinions and reviews this series has received, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE...