Today I Learned That: 
 1) An overweight woman who lives among beautiful, skinny women will inevitably end up a nasty, mean-spirited asshole, explicitly because they are pretty and she is not. 
 2) A woman's self-esteem and temperament is inextricably tied in to her physical appearance 
 3) A woman will sell her soul and endure horrible pain for beauty, and a handsome prince, because 
 4) Love and physical appearances are ALL THAT MATTER to a woman. 
 Thanks for the enlightenment, Willingham!