I would almost give it 3 stars for some funny bits, but the problem was everything in-between. I really get frustrated by books where the entire plot is based on a failure of all parties at all times to share information with each other. 
 (view spoiler)[Really, the fact that the furniture changes how it appears to represent the viewer's comfort level was the best part. Well, "bad dog" was pretty funny too, but that was ruined by reading a review. (hide spoiler)] 
 Furthermore (view spoiler)[can we please stop pretending vampires are not evil (except Angel). An undead creature has removed your humanity, and with it, your moral compass. Plus you need human blood to survive. Lets just stop pretending that combination can end in happy fuzzy people. (hide spoiler)] 
 I know that sounds like I hated the book, but the bits that I liked showed potential.