Going to give up on this. I don't think Discworld is for me. It is not because I didn't like it, I thought it was readable, there were parts that made me smile, it just that, I didn't feel that I was reading a real book. I feel that some of the stories I read my 8 year old have more substance. 
 So sorry Discworld, thought I'd give you a chance but there are other books for me to enjoy.