here is a link for you all: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7985... 
 dana tells me that this is THE place to go for fanfic, and thanks to loederkoningin, i have breached the walls!! dana!! lookit me - i'm all up in your fanfic!! 
 and lemme tell you - if the stories on here are half as good as this one, i will be making more regular journeys to here. because - wow. 
 WHAT A CHARMING ZOMBIE M/M STORY!!! 
 seriously. i am just as surprised as you. but it's just... lovely, there's no other way to say it. 
 it is a love story between a doughy and shy young fellow who has survived the zombie apocalypse through a combination of running, hiding, and climbing trees, and a badass heavily-tattooed and heavily armed gentleman who has survived by shooting, crossbowing, and running them over in his RV. 
 worlds collide. 
 the story starts when the big badass man rescues the trembling youth in a wendy's bathroom. (i am going to avoid using names, because it would just sound silly out of context) he takes him under his wing and into el presidio, his fortified vehicle, and shares his stockpile of food, weapons, and porno mags, telling tough tales and rendering the precious little flower weak with awe and terror. 
 and, as you would expect in a "we come from different worlds, but the world is over and this is an m/m story so eventually we are going to hook up" story, they do. hook up. but this isn't erotica. you can tell, because there is a story to it. and character development. and watching these two characters growing closer throughout their journey is just... beautiful. it's really tender and sweet and i could not believe how effective it was. 
 and it is genuinely funny! 
 We drove in silence for a while, just the growling of El Presidio as I wrung my hands around the barrel of my shotgun. I'd put a polish on the metal from doing that so much. "So, uh..." 
 "Uh-huh?" 
 "Are you going to rape me at any point or anything?" I just figured it was good to get things out in the open, get myself in the right headspace. He whipped his head around and looked at me like I'd just insulted his grandmother. 
 "The fuck? No, I'm not." He gave me the squint side-long. "Are you going to rape me?" 
 "No!" I said, and put my gun down between my knees to hold up my hands in innocence. "No, definitely not. Although honestly I kind of feel complimented that you think I could pull that off, what with all the weapons and the..." I made a gesture at the interior of El Presidio and his general demeanor, which worked better than any word I could come up with. 
 Fortunately, he laughed. "You're a funny one. Didn't think we had any of those left." 
 "I'm hilarious," I said, and stopped gesticulating to poke my fingers down the barrel of my gun. I really did not know anything about guns. 
 i loved it, i really did. there are zombie parts, for you z-dogs, but it's more about the two men than the zombies. but - yes - several zombie attacks. and one long, sweet adult scene at the end, and even though i usually blah blah my way through sex scenes because if it ain't happening to me, i don't wanna hear about it, this one was really touching. and not just bathing suit-area touching, it was emotionally touching, too. 
 more of these, please.