Starting GS like 
 to 
 and then there's Chapter 26 
 WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? (You'll be asking the same thing after you read it) 
 ... 
 in the end I was just 
 LOTFC. (LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING) 
 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE READ A BOOK WHOSE AUTHOR IS A BIG FAN OF GRRM!