Congratulations to this book for being one of the worst things I have ever attempted to read. I abandoned it at around 85%. So little to go! But I couldn't finish it. I had an A-level sized headache by the end of it, but luckily nobody is forcing me to continue with this drivel. 
 After this, Sean's question of why I read so much fiction and why don't I try non-fiction makes so much sense! I think this was trying to kill my brain cells! 
 1. So, somehow I managed to get past Laurel's frankly insulting eating habits without hurling this against the wall. Pretty sure that Pike just incorporated a fucking eating disorder of 'pro-ana' standards into her ridiculous piece of crap that she actually dares to call a novel. Oh, Laurel looks like a beautiful supermodel and she is so pure and fucking organic that she only eats fruit and veggies. She doesn't get hungry. She doesn't eat any of those bad bad bad fatty foods that all those other girls eat, they actually make her feel i9ll! HA! They used to make me - who was also rarely hungry for a time too - feel quite ill as well, it's because your body is too fucked to realise what is actually good for it! Except no ... Not in Laurel's case! 
 2. All these disturbing pro-anorexia elements are fine because... LAUREL IS A FUCKING PLANT! She doesn't even have a heart, which is the most unbelievable part in all of this, as how did she never sense that especially when experiencing nerves about starting a new school and seeing ultra hot guy? Yes, maybe this is even more unbelievable than the hench ass FLOWER she grows. out. of. her. back. Like, what the fuck. The flower is actually some super nice smelling sex type thing that comes and goes, and like she's a dog on heat, all the faerie guys go totally crazy when she's around and start producing 'pollen'... glittery jizz (which he oh so nicely wipes on her... gross). 
 3. The boys are weird. Both are pretty stalkerish. The second one I don't even want to remember because of how creepy a motherfucker he was. He was called Tamani and he was such a creep and when he met David (slightly less creepy) he became like some weird peacock or something and asserting his ... what? Ownership of Laurel? Betterness than those gross humans who are like ~shudder~ animals - completely not symmetrical - and need to actually eat things! 
 4. Annnnd the final straw in this horrendous trainwreck was the whole BEAUTY = GOOD //// UGLINESS = EVIL. Like BLAHHHHHH PLEASE that is so overused and boring. The whole thing of symmetry and all that shit is such a fucking chore like jesus christ. Also the link to beauty and stupidity is ridiculous as ugly old troll man was smarter than fucking Taurine or whatever the fuck his name was... well, up to where I got to anyway. He'll probably be shown to be much less intelligent than those plants and the plants themselves will live happy ever after in the last 100 or so pages so, what is the point in torturing myself to finish!?