When the author introduces a male lead who: 
 -is the epitome of perfect (a Marty Stu, if you're into fan-fiction) 
 -is the most sought-after guy in their school (srsly, I'm really getting sick of this sh**) 
 -lives in a mansion the size of Buckingham palace (I have a thing for exaggeration, I know) 
 -is filthy rich (who wants to end up with a poor guy anyway in modern YA? *rolls eyes*) 
 -has a British accent (because when a guy has it, he is automatically being deemed as 'hot af') 
 -knows six (I could be wrong, maybe perfect Noah knows twenty) fcking languages. And nailing each one of them. (But he isn't even one of the top students, mind you) 
 So yeah, we're talking BULLSH*T here. 
 I don't like Noah bc he's so unrealistic, his character is so unearthly and more likely to exist ONLY in the world of fiction (I might have accepted his perfectness if he were some sort of magical creature, let's say he could turn into a majestic unicorn at midnight, that would be cool) 
 And yeah, I DON'T like Mara as well. 
 That mouth. Smoking was a bad habit, yes. But he looked so good doing it. 
 A costume party on South Beach hosted by one of Croyden's elite, in honor of the teacher workday tomorrow. I didn't bother reading the rest of the details before letting it fall to the ground again. Not my scene.None of this was my scene. Not Florida and its hordes of tan blonds and mosquitoes. Not Croyden and its painfully generic student body. I'd made a friend in Jamie, but I missed Rachel. And she was gone. 
 Screw it. I ripped a flier off of another locker and shoved it in my messenger bag. I needed a party. 
 His face was inches from mine. I was going to kiss him, and I was going to regret it. But at that moment, I couldn't bring myself to care. 
 "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" 
 I stared at his beautiful face and his beautiful mouth and I wanted nothing more than to taste it. "I would kiss you back." 
 "What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies." 
 This book is confusing and has no logic. The twist at the end is LAME.