** spoiler alert ** 
 "What about the penis in my bed? [...] What does it want? asks the very innocent princess after a giant penis suddenly appears in her bed at night. 
 A penis with no man attached to it? Her two aunts think that it "frankly doesn't sound that bad. [...] Might even be a huge market for it." 
 "It probably wants what every other penis wants," says the queen wisely. 
 The penis disturbs the princess in her sleep until she finds a better position for it!!! That's what she says to her family after that: 
 "Whatever this thing is, it needn't be a pain in my rear when it can be a pleasure on my front." 
 Under family pressure she finally agrees to make it go but in order to achieve that, she will talk to it. 
 "Oh, child, [...] I fear your innocence misleads you. As everyone in this room will attest, penises rarely listen to reason," says the king, who would rather SLAY the "menace." 
 An so on... 
 This book short and hilarious. Find out for yourself what happens when a king overprotects his daughter.