It was well written and a quick read, but I couldn't help but wonder if there was an actual point to the story. Well, I say well written... I'm pretty sure the use of the comma must have been different back then because some of those god damn sentences made no sense. Also, I have a startling lack of care. I didn't care about the plot or the characters, and the only two characters I can be said to care about is the lickle puppy dog who I hope is being looked after and somewhat Jordan. 
 I've never had such a lack of opinion after reading a book and I find myself wondering, did this need to be written? (the book not the review. Obviously my words are worth waaaaay more than a classic author....)