Marking as DNF 2/5/14: I feel like I want to finish this but it's been "on hold" on my shelves for 6 months and I just don't think I'll come back to it. I didn't like the way it turned and it really turned me off. 
 Maybe someday I'll pick it up again (I DO have a personalized copy so it's not like it's going anywhere, I guess) but for now, it's a DNF because I'm guessing that's how it'll stay.