...This can't be the book everyone is raving about? 
 Cuz' I'm pretty sure I accidentally picked up something from the children's section by mistake. Their attempts at being creepy didn't even match the level of campfire stories. The only time I got shivers was at the rap scene, and it was out of sheer embarrassment. This book was more quirky, but not in a way that works for me. 
 Oh, and it's boring. 
 Like... it wasn't horrible enough to give one star, but honestly? I'm kind of shocked I was able to finish it.