Another shoddy review because I have a lot of shit to do and I want to get into part two. (Hey, that rhymed. Check out my fire emoji mixtape titled: Can someone drag me out of this world because IaEUR(tm)m too emotionally attached to these characters). Except Joffery. Fuck you, Joffery. 
 I really enjoyed this one, itaEUR(tm)s on par with Game of Thrones for me. ItaEUR(tm)s fast paced and laced with pure epicness. I donaEUR(tm)t think there was a single point of view I didnaEUR(tm)t care about by the end of the book. Tyrion is quickly becoming my favourite protagonist of all time, Arya is still bad ass, but I was pleasantly surprised by Jaime, Samwell, and Davos. 
 WHEN DO CERSEI'S CHAPTERS START?! I NEEDS THEM 
 I told you this was going to be shit, no refunds on my mixtape.