~3.5. 
 Quite fun, with the added bonus of passages that are almost as entertaining as Shades of Grey to read out loud. 
 No, seriously, it's a solid indie read. 
 Review eventually. 
 Probably. 
 When I collect a selection of said passages and some statistics on the repetitions of the term "stroked." 
 And when I stop laughing. 
 And when I can settle down enough to write about the worldbuilding, action, and characters, which were really quite good.