Foods I ate while reading The Hunger Games: 
 -popcorn (popped in coconut oil and seasoned with vegan butter and brewer's yeast) 
 -a bowl of blueberries and strawberries sprinkled with cacao powder and sliced almonds 
 -a tangerine 
 -a microwaved frozen gluten-free dairy-free burrito 
 -a muffin made of almond flour, sweet potato, bananas, and eggs 
 -a handful of red grapes 
 Books I neglected while reading The Hunger Games: 
 -Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe 
 -Living with Intensity by Susan Daniels 
 -The Irony of American History by Reinhold Niebuhr 
 -The Histories by Herodotus 
 Things in spite of which I enjoyed reading The Hunger Games: 
 -present tense 
 -comma splices 
 -split infinitives 
 -feeling nauseated reading in the car with someone wearing really strong cologne 
 -wondering why Katniss doesn't mention her period while in the arena 
 Days I have to read the rest of the trilogy before my summer class starts: 14