Pride and Prejudice meets Twilight to create a lengthy piece of fanfiction that does no justice to the original. 
 Mr. Darcy, Vampyre is everything you will expect it to be plot wise. It takes the truths of Pride and Prejudice, destroying it and stretching it to the point that plot holes are riddled throughout the story. 
 The beginning was slow and I found I could barely make it through the first several chapters. Then the middle was even more slow and ridiculous, and the main plot "surprise" doesn't even kick in until the last six chapters of the story. I was barely able to finish and not DNF it. 
 I felt myself pushing through to read even though it bored me beyond belief. I definitely did not like this book and felt it rather pointless, moot, and a rather large waste of time.