4 awesome stars!! 
 WOW!! 
 I'm coming to you with this review, just off the land of the AAA... Absolutely Adorable Alpha-male!! 
 It was a fantastic read! 
 Listens to learn from this awesome story, though.. 
 1- Don't file complaints at any store. 
 2- Always keep candles close. 
 3- Seriously do NOT file any complaints at any store! 
 4- Make sure someone always knows where you are. 
 5- And finally, people! Get. The eff. away. from those complaint forms!! 
 Stay safe ;) 
 Cheers!