Ok! What the fuck, I just spent half an hour pouring my heart out and my review just got totally wiped out! Fuck this shit! On top of the fact that I had to read this pile of crap, my spot on review totally got deleted! 
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 Let's see if I can reiterate, briefly and in bullet points: 
 The Gunslinger: A by-product of a drug induced toilet time epiphany. 
 Stephen King: The culprut of said drug induced toilet epiphany. 
 Ronald: The flawed hero King fancied himself to be on one of his LSD trips. 
 The Man in Black: The embodiment of human evil and the door to philosophical ponderings about the universe and its vastness. 
 Morals of the story: 
 - Never attempt to write a book while stoked up on weed. 
 - Trying to mind-fuck the reader does not directly make you a great author, neither does it make your story a mind-blowing phenomenon. 
 - First Books in a series are called World Builders for a reason: Providing the reader with information about the fantasy world the author has introduced If a first book fails to do so, then it pretty much fails. 
 I'm going to read the second book and I'm going to hope King gets his witts about him and write a proper story with a solid plot rather than submitting the diaries of a crackhead.