Me: So I've finished this book over a month ago, maybe I should write that review about it... 
 Also me: I still have no idea where to start with this!!!! 
 So yeah, this won't be very logical or anything but, I mean, I need to give myself a proof that I've read the book... So let's dive in. 
 By reading the synopsis of Illuminae (2 teens that just broke up get their planet invaded and must save everyone) I felt it would be good but I was kind of holding myself because I though it would be some kind of kitch romance between 2 teens. And then BAM! I was into it and just.couldn't.stop reading the thing! 
 The first part is tough to understand people. Like spaceship terminology and galactical thinggy and planet stuff and characters we don't know. Most of the first say, 50-100 pages I had no fricking idea what I was reading. There was an attack and people were running away from it in spaceship. Yeah, that's what I gathered. BUT IT WAS AWESOME!!!! I mean, bomb, guns, badass girl (Kady) trying to find her mom to escape and dragging her ex-boyfriend (Ezra) behind her. That was cool man. 
 Then shit starts to happen: Crazy AI exterminating people, zombie-like people killing each other ON A SHIP (yeah I know, don't wanna be there either), badass Kady joining badass hackers in order to understand what's happening in the fleet. You know, I wish I had those computer skills and that I could do anything with a computer. Seriously, hacker girls are like, the best thing since computer. And then more shit happen and then it's over and I'm begging my boyfriend to read it because he doesn't like reading and I think this book is the best thing for him... 
 Oh and did I say it was entirely written using record files, chat extracts, email extracts, surveillance camera analysis and cool infography???? Yeah it's as incredible as it sounds. PLUS: Being in that format, it reads 100 times faster because some pages have like 4 words written on them... 
 And that ending people, that ending. It was just WOW. Didn't expect that. In fact, I didn't expect most of the crazy twists and turns this book gave me. I was just like a piece of wood being carried by water. Had no idea where I was heading but I was hoping there was good shit there. And there was, and there was. So if you haven't read that book yet (WHATTT!&!&!) you better get your shit together and take it from that neverending tbr pile. 'Cause we all know that pile never goes smaller...