Why oh why? If you're able to write dialogues as Franzen, coming-of-age as John Green, describe relationships as Yates, if you're wise as McEwan and Barnes, witty as Toltz, if you play with structure as Egan, DFW and Foer, why oh why try to be a Tolkien or Rowling on top? 
 (view spoiler)[ Part 1: 6 stars 
 Part 2: 6 stars 
 Part 3: 6 stars 
 Part 4: 5 stars 
 Part 5: 1 star 
 Part 6: 3 stars >/spoiler (hide spoiler)]