DNF at 12% 
 People: being a so-called "whore" is not a bad thing. Also, wearing "crisp plaid kilts", "hugging", and "comparing class schedules and tan lines" do not make you a "whore". And what the hell's wrong with having lots of sex anyway? 
 Also, I don't know if I'm just weird, but me and my best friend love each other to bits, and we'd do anything for each other. So why are these "best friends" so mean to each other? I just don't understand why! I could tell that Saft was trying to make them seem human, but it just did not work. 
 P.S. who drinks Diet Coke? Coke is awesome. Coke Zero doesn't have all the flavor, but you can deceive yourself into thinking that Coke Zero isn't as bad for you -- it has zero calories! But Diet Coke? Really? It's like the worst of both worlds! *shakes head*