dnf @pg. 9 
 *orphans 
 *banana-Badass 
 *"I'm perfect" MC 
 I was hoping to give my eyes a break from the tiny print of War and Peace and The Tea Rose one afternoon when I picked this up. Well, my eyes didn't hurt as much, but my brain did. Even at one chapter, the main character seems to be making a beeline for Fake-Badass-Mary-sue-topia (being poifect in everything and all). Considering the books I've been reading lately, the writing here is horribly simplistic. 
 Papa made us promise to hide when we saw the soldiers from Blevon heading for our village. But then he and Mama were slain - and I had done nothing to stop it 
 No one had ever beaten him in a challenge. Well, no one except me. 
 I'm done.