Will review when my brain resolidifies from the puddle of goo it currently is. 
 Review posted here. 
 What.... what in the hell did I just read? Seriously. If it is possible to have PTSD from reading a book, that might be a close description of my feelings after closing Illuminae. Above, you might notice I have stated that Illuminae's genre should actual be mind f*ckery and below, Jay's bio calls it a "YA Sci-Fi... thing." Both of these are accurate. Illuminae provides its readers with a wholly unique yet ultimately traumatic experience, but as one of my friends said to me while I was live-tweeting my anguish (much to the amusement of everyone): 
 The fancy-ass term for Illuminae's format is an epistolary novel, which means that instead of typical prose, Illuminae's narrative is told through a series of documents that includes emails, IMs, analyzed security footage, computer code, military documents, memos, and schematics. Also other things that are way hard to describe (and spoilery). I'm a big fan of these kinds of novels because it's untraditional and gives books a unique and realistic feel to them. I don't know about you, but my life is not told through a narrator. It's told through texts, emails, DMs, Facebook statuses and comments, Twitter, etc. Oh, and real life interaction too, I suppose, but not with most of my book friends because they're long distance. And that's one of the challenges Kady and Ezra face in Illuminae: they're not in the same place. 
 The other interesting thing about this kind of format is that it very much reads like a play at times because you skip the he said/she said, descriptions, and actions. Normally I like a lot of description, but this time, everything was still so sensory and visual that I didn't miss it. If Illuminae were written like a traditional prose novel, it would have to be broken into two because there are two major acts, with one taking up the first 300 pages and the second the last half. There's very much a climax to the action in the first part, but during the resolution, another problem is introduced, which flows nicely into the second part. I also felt that each act focused specifically on the two main characters with Ezra primarily being present in the first part and Kady taking center stage in the second. Definitely very different from how I usually like my YA, but trust me: it works. The format also helped the story stay on a good pace. Normally a book this size will lag at some point, but the style pushes the pace as you go along. 
 Meanwhile the characters Jay and Amie created in this epic book of mind-f*ckery make it come alive. I think it says a lot about a cast when they're not even being narrated normally, yet they all manage to stand out as realistic, whole characters. Ezra and Kady absolutely hold their own as lead characters, despite a very sparkling supporting cast. While it's very sad their home planet Kerenza basically had an Alderaan moment, that catalyst allowed the two of them to become more than a couple of heartsick teens going through a breakup (well, their planet breaks up, but I'm talking about their relationship). Without the need for more crew members on their ships, Ezra and Kady never would have made use of the talents they discover and hone throughout the book, which was a really cool process to watch. And that supporting cast, I felt a real connection to the other characters: from Jimmy, the lovable dudebro; Byron, the hygenically questionable computer guy; Winifred, the loyal marine; all the way to AIDAN, the Alexander's AI. Part of this is certainly thanks to the fact that there are first-hand documents and communication between many characters like the ships' respective captains, doctors, engineers, etc, but it's also a testament to the heart Amie and Jay put into the book and making each character feel real. Ezra talking about his dad and the first girl he kissed and Kady talking about her neighbor and the woman in her support group.... not all of those people receive actual in-person page time, but they still read like real people, not just names on a page. Even the six-page long actual list of names made me wonder what the characters were like behind the names. 
 I have to say, Illuminae is definitely one of the most fun books I've read this year. I thought it was enormously entertaining to find all the easter eggs Amie and Jay hid throughout the book. A lot of people may have noticed Leigh Bardugo gets a mention, but I think I recognized 14 people on the Copernicus list including young adult authors, agents, and one actor. Beth Revis and Marie Lu were harder to find, and then two other familiar names were on the cyclone pilot list. It was like YA Where's Waldo! Also, unexpectedly for a novel as emotional as this, I found myself laughing a LOT. Kady and Ezra have great chemistry in a sweet way, but they also busted each other's balls a bit, as did Ezra and Jimmy, Ezra and Dorien, Kady and Byron, Kady and AIDAN.... you get my point. I appreciate a book that makes me laugh even when I'm crying. I'll do an audio review later, but Ezra's drunk email is a sound bite I listen to every dang day, it's that funny. 
 And really, that's all I can say. I don't want to talk about the plot very much at all because SPOILERS, but Illuminae is one of the best books I've read all year, probably top 5 if I sat down and picked. It's one of those novels that manages to encompass just about every genre you can think of without pandering, and it will have you laughing, crying, and turning the pages faster and faster as you go along (again, that's literally part of the book's design). It's full of fun surprises and scary surprises and is just plain delightful to read. I HIGHLY recommend you read it and then tell everyone you know to read it.