Excuse me while I go to the North Pole and stick my head in snow bank. 
 I read this because it was English. Everything was Norwegian, but this was English, and I think I would have been better off with a Norwegian Children's book written for four year olds. 
 Basically: 
 -Crappy Love triangle 
 -Laughable dialogue 
 -one dimensional characters 
 -really sad world-building 
 On the plus side, it was really fluffy if you like that sort of thing.