Hold on for a second. Let me wipe the tears from my eyes so I can see the damn screen. 
 *Review coming as soon as I can function. 
 **** 
 Full Review: 
 Okay, I'll start of by telling you a secret. This was my first John Green book. 
 I know, right? I've come across his stuff plenty of times, always thinking that it sounded good but then putting it right back where I got it from. I don't know why. But now... 
 It's not like I know anything about cancer, except that it's terrible and ugly and painful. I wasn't reading the book thinking, This is so unrealistic. Honestly, I wasn't really thinking anything at all, except that I was scared to find out what was going to happen, because I truly fell in love with Hazel and Augustus. 
 I fell in love with the way Hazel thought and the things she said and the things she didn't say and the way she felt about death and life and funerals and just every single goddamn thing about her. 
 And Augustus? What can I even say about him? That he was selfish and so selfless at the same time? That he was thoughtful and sweet and kind and honest and stupid and, god, I never once wished for him to be whole or different than the way he was. 
 There isn't anything that I can say that hasn't been said by thousands of people already, so I'll leave it at this: Read. This. Book. It's one of the good ones.