I don't actually want to read this book, but I don't have a way of writing a review sharing a few thoughts without adding it to my shelves (edit: I know I can create an unwanted/uninterested shelf, but eh). My question is this: WHY is this a thing? Why is this a thing someone thought was appropriate to publish? Why is this a thing someone thought was appropriate to WRITE? I get that it's probably just making fun of a lot of paranormal books with creatures like vampires, werewolves, etc, but it bothers me when people use their books to make fun of others'. That's not in good taste, and I'm really disappointed if that's the angle they're going with here. 
 Edited for clarity: Please note this is NOT an official review of the book, which I have not read. That is why I have not rated the book. My concerns about this book stem from a place of worry that someone is making light of the paranormal genre, which is beloved by many, and therefore insulting teens. I work with teens, and they're great (erm, most of the time). I want the best for them and when I purchase books for our teen collection, I want to make sure I'm picking books that they want and books that are important for them. When I see a book with a title and a summary that seems to be mocking them or their interests, it concerns me. Teens don't need that, and honestly, most adults, even the ya-loving kind, don't want to read it either.