My god. This is the seminal piece of fiction of my generation. I was moved to tears reading this the first time at the creative use of the English language. Such lines such as (view spoiler)[And then............... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (hide spoiler)] Truly, it is one of the crowning achievements of fiction since Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray. The characterisations, the plot, just everything about this work hits you in the gut. You will feel the pain Enoby feels. 
 Screw it, this is either the greatest Troll fan fiction of all times, or the worst fan fiction in the history of the universe. Take your pick. I'm going with the former, based on certain passages that are quite legible. It entertains the hell out of me because it's so unbelievably bad, but if it's a troll fic in your eyes, I recommend you check out the works of ComicsNix or Shakespeare Hemmingway instead. They're batshit insane, yet insanely awesome. ComicsNix's The Day the Men Found love, was a particularly stirring piece, about the doomed relationship between Batman and RoboCop. However, Tara Gilesbie will continue to live on in internet infamy. It's also a sadly accurate depiction of a very dark and depressing sub-sub-sub-sub-subculture of the internet. I know not every fanfiction writer is this cracked out and insane, if this is indeed a legit piece of fanfiction rather than a troll fic, but there are a lot of them out there, as evident by the now defunct Fan Fic Friday feature from Topless Robot. If you want to be scarred for life, please go through the archives. 
 I'm now going to go drink away the pain of rereading this story. It hurts from laughing so hard, and from the horrors that have been inflicted on the English language. I think a nice bottle of Nebbiolo will do the trick.