DNF 
 After waiting forever to get my greedy hands on this book, as well as pre-ordering it, it's with great regret that I have to pass on The Game Plan. 
 I'm not sure what is bothering me the most as I tried to read: the over-the-top nature of EVERYTHING, the wash-repeat formulaic concept, the fact that there was no true banter or connection between the characters and marriage was being spoken in the first chapter, the amount of editing issues (along with that distracting 'indent' of 10 spaces at the beginning of every single paragraph), and the copious amounts of run-on sentences. I just felt nothing but bored, slightly annoyed, and as if reading it was work and not entertainment. 
 I did what I felt was best. Instead of forcing myself to read, where I'd feel resentful to the author, the book, and the series and characters I'd grown to love, I decided to take a step back and shelve the book. In the future I may or may not try again. 
 I don't want to taint a series that I've enjoyed in the past with my negative thoughts on its newest edition. I guess I was hoping for something original. Maybe getting some character development before being thrust into this 'forced' Neighbor's from Hell concept that made absolutely no sense. Some type of backstory explaining why Danny was pestering her would have changed my view. To choose to annoy someone, when the past characters had a 'reason', just made it feel forced. 
 I don't want to go into nitpick-mode, where I complain about how a C-cup is not SMALL anywhere in the world, or how the use of 'Who' is correct instead of 'that', and that is the rabbit hole I'm spiraling down into.... so it's best I just walk away.