3.5 stars. 
 There is something about a scheming, foul-mouthed Poseidon in poetic form that makes this classic myth far easier to understand (and much more fun to read!). Elliott doesn't shy away from the grisly details (i.e. Pasiphae's relationship with the white bull) and he gives each highlighted character a unique voice. I appreciated his interpretation of Asterion as a introverted soul who just wanted to be accepted, as well as Ariadne's portrayal as a badass loyal sister (until our bro Theseus comes along, of course). I'd like to reread this at some point, because I don't think I fully appreciated the various poetic forms that Elliott used for each character (which he explains in the back). 
 This is a great way to engage teens with classic mythology. I hope Elliott will tackle more myths this way. But due to the language, I wouldn't hand this to anyone below 9th grade unless you consult their parents first!