"Life is short, death is forever." 
 "What makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven." 
 My first Chuck Palahniuk book, and... it was ok. The MC was a touch pretentious and there was a slightly bitter feel to the whole thing (who hurt you, Chuck?) but it was well written, smart, inventive, descriptive and original. 
 Are you there, Satan? It's me, Maddison. Recently deceased 13 year old Maddison Spencer adjusts to life in hell with her Breakfast Club-esque group of friends, whilst reminiscing about her life on Earth. That's pretty much it. There's no real story-arc, or plot per-se, but it was interesting and a fun read. 
 I'd like to read Fight Club next, but I already own Choke, so I'll read that instead.