This book was surprisingly wonderful! Although it was getting great buzz on Goodreads, I really wasn't sure about it, particularly with it's title. But, let me tell you, this was not your run of the mill romance, and not an erotica book either (although the name might suggest otherwise). It was wonderful! And hilarious. Caroline and Simon had the best dialog! Their bantering back and forth was so much fun. I also really liked how the author added texting conversations back and forth between many of the characters, not just Caroline and Simon. Oh, and that last chapter, from the POV of another character altogether? Holy crap! That was awesome! Ms. Clayton sure has a sense of humor. 
 There were SO many lines that I highlighted while reading this on Kindle. So many. But here are a couple that were just so great, witty, funny,, you get the idea: 
 Caroline "meets" one of her neighbor's (the Wallbanger) companions, through her bedroom wall: 
 "'Yes, yes' snort 'yes' giggle-hee haw, 'f*&%, yes'. She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler." 
 From Caroline's inner dialogue after meeting the "giggler" in person: 
 "Simon thought I was lovely. Was the Giggler out of the harm? Was there even a harem left? What did this mean? Would I only think in questions now? And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?" 
 Dialog between Simon & Caroline: 
 Simon: "Wine?" 
 Caroline: "Am I breathing?" 
 Simon: "Wine it is," he snorted, selecting a bottle of rose from the generously stocked wine fridge. 
 More dialog: 
 Simon: "Caroline, I, Jesus, how do I say this without sounding like an episode of Dawson's Creek?" He stumbled the words while talking into my neck. 
 Simon: "Okay, Dawson's be damned, I really like you, Caroline. But I haven't had a girlfriend since high school, and I have no clue how to do this. But you need to know, that what I feel for you? Shit, its just different, okay? And, whatever your 'wall' would say back home, I need 'you' to know this? What we have, or will have? It's different, okay? You know that right?" 
 -ahhh, I love Simon. 
 And, some random fun quotes: 
 Caroline to Simon; "You give good nook." 
 and 
 "I like that we're taking things slow. You give good woo," I whispered. 
 Simon does commando. God bless America! 
 Sweet Lord, there were out-of-control pussies on both sides of this wall tonight. 
 Caroline - inner dialogue: 'My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.' 
 Simon: "You listening? Don't get distracted on me now," he whispered again, flattening out his tongue and dragging it up the side of my neck. 
 Caroline: "It's kind of hard to focus with your distraction poking me in the thigh." 
 Okay, okay,,, you just really need to read this book. It is funny, witty, heartbreaking and sexy all wrapped up in a tight package (pun fully intended).