"Someday you're going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I'm still around to see it." 
 "Oh please," said Locke. "It'll never happen. 
 I wish I had written a proper review straight after reading this, but I'm a master procrastinator with a short attention span, so this (I can't even really call it a review) is going to have to do. This book is a joy ride with heart wrenching moments, snark and witty banter, twists that punch you in the gut, and characters you won't ever want to leave. I haven't cared this deeply about a group of characters since the crows. 
 If this is what Mr. Lynch has to offer in his debut, I'm genuinely worried (but very excited) to see how this plays out in his future books.