(Although it probably doesn't deserve that.) 
 This book was...weird. 
 It didn't captivate me at all and the characters were dull and shallow. Raven was a laugh, though, she had some very nice quotes. 
 Vampire Kisses had virtually no plot and I frequently wondered how perfectly normal people as Dullsville inhabitants could believe in vampires. And also how Trevor could be so. Frigging. Irritating. 
 I didn't like the beginning, Raven's life was not fundamental to understand her. And honestly, I couldn't have cared less. 
 Also, is it me or Schreiber doesn't say anything about Alexander? Besides how wonderful, gorgeous, smart, funny, dreamy he - of course - is. 
 Whatever. It was short and kinda funny, so not a big loss of time.