Moves like Buffy 
 as sung to Lyndsey by Evie, set to Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 
 Do you see these scars? 
 I can go all night 
 You know in your heart 
 That you aren't right 
 I'll take you away 
 To the IPCA 
 Yeah, you better behave 
 You're in my control 
 So don't fight me 
 Now let's take a stroll 
 Don't you bite me 
 You say I'm a sheep 
 Well, I think you're a creep 
 I don't give a BLEEP 
 And it goes like this... 
 Take me by the the hand 
 And I'll go with you 
 Through the faerie lands 
 And I'll show 
 I got them moves like Buffy 
 I got them MOVES like Buffy 
 I got them mooo-oo-oo-OOO-oo-oo-oo-ooves like Buffy. 
 I won't even try to control you 
 I already know that I'll OWN you 
 I got them moves like Buffy 
 I got them MOVES like Buffy 
 I got them mooo-oo-oo-OOO-oo-oo-oo-ooves like Buffy. 
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 So Evie is back. This time she has all-but-disappeared from the radar of her former employer, the IPCA (International Paranormal Containment Agency), and is now living a semi-normal existence and attending a regular high school. Or so she thought. When unusual activity with paranormals starts cropping up all over the place, they need her to help solve the mystery. She is assigned a new and mysterious escort named Jack who begins to cause all sorts of problems for Evie, even though she already has enough problems of her own, including the relationship with her paranormal boyfriend, Lend. What sorts of surprises does Jack have in store for Evie? (view spoiler)[Well, apart the fact that he is a complete douche, which isn't really that much of a surprise. (hide spoiler)] 
 Lend was a refreshing character in the first book and I enjoyed the seemingly natural progression of his relationship with Evie. But, um. *sigh* Well, he's just so.... vanilla. A teeny bit of vanilla can make a drink like Dr Pepper taste THAT much more awesome. But too much vanilla can overpower the rest of the 23 flavors and leave a bitter aftertaste. 
 So this book, instead of being "bag and tag", was more like "nag and tag". I thought Lend was charming and snarky in the first book. Here, all he does is nag nag, nag. With good reason? Yes. But still. It's no fun to read about someone being tirelessly berated. He was intriguing in Paranormalcy, but in Supernaturally, I just didn't see the appeal. 
 "Best. Boyfriend. Ever." 
 No, that wasn't a quote from Sweet Valley High. That was an actual line in the book, Supernaturally, by Evie about Lend. Really, Evie? You just went there. 
 Where's my Evie? Where is the girl who would have Tasey'd the crap out of this new douchbag Jack?! Where's the girl who would have kicked a troll-kid-killer in the face with her pink leopard print boots? 
 Overall, this book was less Roswell High more Sweet Valley High. Or I'm assuming, since I never had the pleasure of reading or watching it for myself. 
 Things this book may have in common with Sweet Valley High: 
 Annoying blonde guy. 
 Group sports! 
 Jealous boys!! 
 Long distance relationship angst!!! 
 Characters who can literally suck the soul right out of you. (Wait - that doesn't sound right.... No, actually, I think it still fits) 
 I think that one of the things I enjoyed so much about Paranormalcy was that it was almost a sort of dystopia with Evie herself being contained at the Center and that mysterious air about the facility and it's goings-ons. I also loved the Whedonesque banter between Evie and her IPCA victims, but that was, sadly, less prevalent in this sequel. 
 Well, I still love Evie's adventures and will read the next one. I just probably won't be quite as fangirly. Don't get me wrong either: the first book, Paranormalcy, was tons of fun. 
 The part of this book that I enjoyed the most was near the end when we learn more about the realm of Faerie and the faerie doors... but then I got nostalgic over the Fever series. 
 Then I remembered that I first read The Fever Series after my friend, Jillian, compared it to Buffy... and then I got nostalgic about Buffy. 
 Look at me, all nostalgic-y.