Me after finishing the last chapter + epilogue... 
 This book has a happy ending. That no one reading it wants. 
 Everything before that was good. Even Chade didn't bother me as much. I love Thick! I don't know why, I just do. Maybe because we both are whiny miserable travelers. Taking him on the odyssey was cruel. It was also wonderful to see some more Patience finally as I've always loved her as well. 
 So far I feel like the characters in the Fitz-focused trilogies all have very depressing lives compared to the ones in the Rainwild focused stories. Bad things happen in both, but there is a different atmosphere in the others that feels less hopeless to me than the tales of Fitz and gang. Have a few other things to read and cleanse my palate before starting the Rainwild quartet.