The experience of falling "In Love" for Sookie and Bill: 
 "OMG I can't hear your thought!" 
 "Nice tits" 
 "You saved me from violent trailer park sleaze!" 
 "Mmmm you smell good" 
 "Wow, strong AND silent...works for me!" 
 (Together) "I LOVE you!" 
 Yeah, cause that's how love works. sigh! 
 If the next installment isn't significantly better, I think I'm done with Sookie, which is surprising since I loved Charlaine Harris's other herione Lily Bard.