UGHHHHHHHHHH. 
 I picked up this book after finding it on a YA political science list and I was sO ExCitEd 
 BLURB: "A fast-paced international escapade, laced with adrenaline, glamour, and romance--perfect for fans of Ally Carter" 
 ME: OOOOHHHHHH ME ME ME ME @MEEEE MEMEMEMEEEMEMME GET ME THIS THING 
 BOOK: HI MY NAME IS AVERY IM REALLY ANNOYING AND I FALL FOR EVERY SINGLE GUY I MEET when my mom tells me to stay home while she goes on a trip i decide to go to france instead with two strangers just bc they're hot and they say they can lead me to my long-lost family!! my eyes are so purple they're so purple MY EYES ARE FREAKING PURPLE OKAY THEY'RE LIKE DARK BLUE BUT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RED SO IT MAKES PURPLE!!!!1!!1!!1 
 ME: