Today on unpopular opinions: 
 Hey girls! You know what's super fun? Drugs! If you are having trouble choosing ecstasy vs shrooms, need help finding the best places to spend your high adventures, or need to know when they are ripe to pick, look no more! This book has it all. In these pages, you will learn the best tips on shoplifting and how little the consequences are. You can get away with absolutely anything if you have disabilities - like going on manic shopping sprees and forcing your boyfriend to live with you even though everyone (including him) says no! If that didn't hook you, then just wait for the slut shaming and anti-abortion propaganda that will guilt any girl into hating herself. 
 The main character is an unreliable narrator you say? You are supposed to hate her and her story? Well, congrats book. I hated her and her story. I don't enjoy mopey self-pitying characters that only think of themselves. 
 I get it. Teenagers do stupid shit. But her bucket list was all stupid shit and selfish desires used to twist everyone into giving her what she wants. 
 I'm not going to like her just because she is dying of cancer - there is so much more to people than their illnesses. 
 Too bad SHE NEVER LEARNS FROM HER MISTAKES (view spoiler)[all we get is a "Wow, I wanted so much" ...hardly call that an epiphany (hide spoiler)]. That would -you know- give this book purpose or something. 
 The only reason I gave this two stars instead of one is because of the ending. Somehow it got my cold heart feeling.