Am I becoming old? 
 Definitely. 
 Am I losing my sense of humour? 
 Most likely. 
 Am I disappointed that Eoin Colfer can't carry a candle to the late great departed Mr Adams? 
 Yes. The bugger. 
 I was conned. I was ripped off. I dreamed of dolphins and instead I got sardines. 
 And Arthur wasn't even wearing his dressing gown. 
 And that reminds me, wasn't Zaphod a brunette? 
 And another thing...a seventh book would be killing the overkill, Mr Colfer. Please don't.