It's official; I have no sense of humor. 
 The opening threw me off too much. The weirdness of the main character didn't charm me in any way. I was stuck on the fact he thought his daughter had a squirrel tail and an extra toe. And would clearly grow up to be a prostitute because reasons. Actually, there wasn't any reason. At all. Conspiracy theorists just don't tickle this funny bone. I just wanted to back away ...and found that I could by putting the book down. 
 I'll try again later when I'm feeling less skeptical. Or high (though that is unlikely to happen haha). Please tell me it gets better? Please??