You would think a novel about Marie Antoinette being a malevolent serial killing spirit would at least be interesting, and not so incredibly dull. I'm not expecting it to be high classed literature, but it's not even making it into the "so bad, it's good" category. The characters seem so shallow and cliched. Think Legally Blond, Mean Girls, Twilight, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer tossed into a blender, and the blender died halfway through mixing, which results in a terrible mess. 
 I wanted to like this for some light, silly reading, but it just didn't cut it, mainly due to the unlikable characters, incredibly slow pacing, and more focus on describing clothing and how pretty and perfect the characters are, rather than Paris, Versailles, or the actual murders.