OMG. 
 What the hell did I just read? 
 This book is full of smut. 
 Smut. 
 Smut. 
 Scorching hot smut. 
 Wtf. 
 I can't believe I'm saying this but wtf. 
 Basically there's more sex than the story. 
 I blame Fifty Shades of Grey, because that's where it all started.