Uggh. Disappointed. 
 The premise sounded so charming!! Yet the opening is bombarded with "no homo" and there's enough media out there telling queer teens to be quiet and ashamed of their sexuality already... BUT I get it. The character is closeted and in denial (but also not really?? He knows how he feels but keep saying shit like this?) SO WHO AM I TO JUDGE? 
 Then we get this lovely line: 
 And I just... 
 I have zero empathy for a character and author who can describe people this way. I'm getting nothing but anger reading this. I'm done.