About halfway through this novel, I decided I don't like Chuck Klosterman. I've read him before. I thought it was okay. And I'm all about ambiguous fiction that doesn't go anywhere, but this was beyond "nothing really happens." Because nothing happens. I didn't get attached to the characters (which are, I assume, the entire story) so I wasn't disappointed at the end. That is, aside from the fact that I spent two days of my life reading about them.