I just... this book... How? How do you review it?? 
 Anyone who has read it will understand my predicament. You know what I mean. 
 Okay. So this author took a good long look at the writing rules. And he hucked them right out the window. Example: 
 -He repeated himself (a lot). 
 -Showed multiple perspectives from the first person view of the main character. 
 -Went on completely random and irrelevant tangents. 
 -(view spoiler)[In a way there was a lack of resolution. (hide spoiler)] 
 ...And it was awesome. I have no idea how he ever pulled it off -and made it brilliantly hilarious- but he did. It was refreshing and unique. Daring even. He somehow managed to make the horniest character I've ever read fit in a teen-appropriate novel. He embraced the fun side of TMI. Major kudos and respect. I'll definitely be reading more of his work.