EXPERIMENTAL READ OF THE MONTH: APRIL 2016 
 Every month my friends and I go out of our comfort zones and embrace the world outside historical and contemporary romance. Thanks for accompanying me on this wild ride, sraxe! 
 24 April 2016 
 Dear Diary, 
 Today, my good pal sraxe and I found our true calling. As much as we enjoyed being drop-dead gorgeous Goodreads reviewers with amazing hair, we thought it was time that we pursued our lifelong dream. 
 No, it's not becoming Justin Trudeau's concubines, though that was a close second, I assure you. Because really, have you seen those gorgeous eyes? Those long, brown locks of his, just begging to be touched? 
 That look... I swear, you can get pregnant from it. 
 And it doesn't help that his principles are also a big turn-on. 
 My ovaries are completely gone now. 
 Wait, what was I talking about? 
 Right. Yeah. True calling. Yup. 
 So anyway, sraxe and I became detectives today. And we had our first case, which we're calling The Affair of the House in which The Main Character's Mother was Killed, or TAotHittMCMwK for short. 
 The investigation started rather 
 slowly 
 , really. There were times when my attention wandered because it was a drag having to account for every single thing that happened to every single person within the vicinity. But alas, such is the job of detectives like us. 
 It didn't take long for sraxe and I to figure out who's the killer, though. I think we were only 1/5 into our investigation when we had a hunch who the perp was. Maybe the case was too predictable? Or maybe we were just blessed with such superior intellect that we're too amazing for our own good? We'll never really know for sure. 
 Overall, this was a great case and a damn well great start for our career. I'm looking forward to what lies in store for drop-dead gorgeous Goodreads detectives with amazing hair like us.