"I hate you!" "I hate you more!" "No, wait -- I love you!" "No, I love you more!" "But wait, you could never love me because I'm so ugly, so I will pretend to hate you again!" "And you could never love me because I'm cursed so I will pretend to hate you more!" "Hold on -- look at my cool tattoo! I hate it, but maybe it'll make you love me again?" "What about my sparkly thong? Isn't it awesome? Do you love me again yet?" Add in a lot of snarky dialog that weirdly reminded me of the 1980's Justice League cartoons and repeat. Endlessly.