Holy shit was this awful. I couldn't even finish it, and usually I kind of get a kick out of reading bad books. I couldn't get past the fact that all of the family "art" had big build-up, and then ended up being nothing. The smarmy voice was trying to be cute but it was just so empty. "The flight attendant looked like she was going to cry." What KIND of cry? There are so many kinds! Explain yourself, Kevin Wilson. Your book makes no sense. 
 I am embarrassed to admit this but I actually BOUGHT this because of the cover. I guess there is a reason they tell you not to do that. Lesson learned!