My review, in the style of the book. 
 LIYA~ 
 confidential location, California 
 Liya is bored. 
 She sits in the office of her house flipping through pages of this book. Jago thinking about sex. Sarah thinking about Jago. Kala and Christopher fighting. An and Chiyoko thinking about killing people. Moments ago, she thought she would finish the book for the sake of Alice, Shari, Hilal, and Aisling, the characters she likes. She likes them very much. 
 "Liya, it's closing in on ten," someone says. 
 She sighs and flips through more pages. Alice does not show up for another hundred pages. Neither do the rest of the people she likes. Why, she wonders, does boring mary-sue Sarah get all the spotlight? 
 She comes to a decision. 
 She will dnf this book. It was not by any means a Hunger Games rip-off, but she does think it is stupid to bill it like such. There is much less action and it reminds her more of the 39 clues series with teenagers, 12 branc thingies, ancient civilizations and aliens. Mainly, of course, she was bored. She hates Sarah for being a sick puppy way too much like Yulia from Sekret. She hates Jago for thinking more about sex than anything else and she sort of hates the authors for not making Alice the main character. 
 She is sure she will dnf this. 
 A shame, she liked Alice, but she remembers what Peter Van Houten said in The Fault in Our Stars that the characters have no existence outside the book(s) so Alice will not be mad at her. 
 There is little time in Liya's world for brain junk food, especially when she has a biography of Alexander II on her shelves and a number of other things she's been wanting to read for some time. Perhaps she will skip through to the Alice sections to see what happens to her but otherwise she is done with this book. Liya will not even bother to mention the bias people have against the book due to its author. None of her money is going to him or anywhere because she got the book from the library and she personally thinks it is stupid to judge a book by what the author said or did outside its pages. 
 So she is done.