DNF at 61% 
 I decided to stop torturing myself and called it quits. 
 The premise was great and I loved the writing style and the quirky humour. The book started out strong, but fizzled really quickly. It dragged, and dragged, and dragged, I wanted to bang my head against a wall from boredom it was so bad. 
 This story had a whole lot of potential, but I kinda have the feeling that after creating these two fascinating characters, the author had no clue what to do with them next.