Oh, Garrett. You're breaking my heart over here! Why can't guys be this perfect in real life? And Hannah -- how do you feel about being my BFF? That weird look you're giving me better mean yes because I seriously need more of you and Garrett in my life. How about a sequel full of Garrett and Hannah bantering, laughing, and just having a good time? I would pay good money for it. 
 Re-Review (June 4th, 2017): 4.5 stars! 
 Finally, the book to get me out of my 5-month reading slump. I knew some good ol' Off-Campus would do it. Sure, there's some tongue-in-cheek gender stereotypes that bothered me a little since I'm agender as fuck. And there were some off-hand jokes about self-harm and suicide that personally triggered me, though I doubt those jokes would trigger anyone else without a history of that stuff. I also thought Garrett's and Hannah's emotional reactions to their situations were a bit over-simplified, but I wasn't expecting a completely accurate depiction of how people going through (view spoiler)[physical / emotional abuse & rape (hide spoiler)] feel. It portrayed their situations in a broadly accurate light, while still being a damn good romance with lots of funny moments and some monologues that I related too damn hard to. Plus, I guess the sex scenes were steamy? Really, you shouldn't be asking the person who quits after watching 2 minutes of porn because sex with no storyline is too boring. Sure, I'm a sex-positive asexual, so I'll have sex if I need to -- doesn't mean I find it attractive or arousing at all. Being ace as fuck but still cupioromantic / panalterous is hard, guys.