What the f@*k was that?? A woman's vagina is a portal to another world! What's the most logical thing to do? Explore it! This book is so absurd it's unbelievable, maybe even disgusting, but damn it it's fun. It's barely a novel; more like a short story with margins so heavily reduced it takes up the page count of a novel without the word count. But Kafka's Metamorphosis is basically the same thing; that doesn't make it any less potent a story. It's a weird, disgusting journey, but it's so much fun!