STOP BEING SO FAT AND GROSS YOU BIG FATTY! OR maybe try not to let other people's standards of beauty and femininity or your value as a human-being dictate your self-worth. If ANY PART OF YOU has ever been jealous of anorexics or considered extra-medical hormone interjections or parasites, or used body hate to bond with girlfriends, you have bought in. It's nearly impossible not to, but maybe today TRY not to believe that your VALUE is inextricably linked to some asshat's assessment of your desirability. Fuck that dude. Fuck that CULTURE. 
 This comic is a clear case of a great idea being poorly executed! I'm all for emancipation, girl power, diversity and a big fat fuck you to sexism, and this comic has a lot to offer on that part - a diverse cast of female characters, some being women of color, others lesbian, most of them being strong and not afraid to fight back - however, the execution was horrible. I'm too lazy to write a proper review, so here's just a brief overview of my problems: 
 1. The plot was a clusterfuck 
 There was simply too much going on. Too many characters were too quickly introduced. By the end of it, I couldn't name a single character and I didn't give two shits about them. Midway in, we had an official on Earth having an epiphany of wanting to see his daughter again (who is held captive on Bitch Planet), and I was so confused, this man had no evident motivation, and his plot didn't get further developed - why include it then? 
 There was another sub-plot of the inhabitants forming a sports team and this random-ass sport (with its rules) was fully explained, and I just didn't care and didn't see how this advanced the plot. 
 2. The world (dystopia) wasn't believable 
 The premise of this comic is that there's another planet for women who are non-compliant, Bitch Planet. It functions as a jail, and these "aggressive" women are guarded by men. The husbands on Earth get clone-wives, when their original wife turned out to be a "bitch". It was way too absurd for me. Even though I enjoyed little bits which showed the daily sexism that prevails on Earth (e.g. a female news reporter being referred to as "sweetheart" by another reporter live on camera). 
 3. The message was too "in your face" 
 I like challenging reads, and I like to work out metaphors for myself, but this was way too "This is about how fucked up the patriarchy is - DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU? Hello? Did I mention that this comic makes fun of sexist people?" - Yes, I get it. No, I didn't need a reminder. 
 4. The art style was ugly af 
 Beauty in art (and in life - look at me being deep af) is subjective, so I won't bother explaining, but this retro style didn't work for me at all, and I found the panels (in their arrangements etc.) very boring and repetitive. 
 5. The dialogue was stupid (might correlate with 1.) 
 Nope, not a fan of the dialogue. The jokes didn't work for me, and I didn't think of the clap-backs as epic. My favorite parts and quotes were on the issue covers (like the quote at the beginning), so they weren't even part of the real story or dialogue. 
 Overall, I don't regret reading this, because it was super quick (20 minutes) and provided nice and easy entertainment on my train ride today! :D