"I dub thee . . . Mouse." 
 "Mouse?" 
 "Were you expecting something more regal?" 
 She shook her head and took another sip of mead. The sweet burn down her throat made her daring. "Why Mouse?" 
 "You look like you're hiding away." 
 Setting: Sleeping Beauty's castle. Aurora wakes up to find a strange boy kissing her. 
 Aurora: *gasps softly* Wha?...How...Who... 
 Prince: *stammers* 
 Aurora: But...wha? Huh? 
 Prince: *stutters* 
 Aurora: Who...? *stares in shock* 
 Prince: *chokes* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 QUEEN: (in caps) AH HA! SO YOU'VE AWAKENED. JUST IN TIME, PRINCESS. 
 Aurora: But what do you... 
 QUEEN: I KNEW YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO IT, SON. YOU'VE AWAKENED THE PRINCESS FROM HER SLEEP OF 100 YEARS 
 Prince: *blushes* Hi... 
 Aurora: *gasps* 100...wha? What can you mean? How is this pos--- 
 QUEEN: EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT. YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY MY SON 
 Prince: *blushes* ^_^ 
 Aurora: Huh?...! (this calls for an exclamation mark) I don't even know wh... 
 QUEEN: PERFECT! NOW, OFF TO THE CASTLE. 
 Prince: Ok, mommy. *looks at Aurora, blushes* 
 Aurora: *wants to cry* I don't even know what's goi--- 
 QUEEN: HUSH! NO TIME TO TALK! WE HAVE A WEDDING TO PLAN. 
 Aurora: How did this hap--- 
 QUEEN: *announces to the land* THE SLEEPING BEAUTY IS AWAKENED!!!!! SHE WILL MARRY THE PRINCE! EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT AS PLANNED. WE ARE SAVED!!!!!!!!! 
 Aurora: I never agree--- 
 QUEEN: NO TIME! YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY. NOW, WE NEED TO GROOM YOU INTO ROYALTY!!! 
 Aurora: But I am royalty? I'm the princes--- 
 QUEEN: NOT ANYMORE! I'M IN CHARGE, AREN'T I, SON? 
 Prince: Yes, mommy! 
 Aurora: Don't I even get a say--- 
 QUEEN: NO. NOW GO GET DRESSED. I COMMAND YOU 
 Aurora: *nose turns beautifully red from her suppressed tears as she rushes to do what she's told. 
 Fuck this shit.