Anna: "Angst. Whine. Life is unfair. I'm a privileged little girl from a privileged life and it sucks to be me and have a dad who is sooo embarrassing because he writes books and is super popular and makes money off them. How dare he?!?! Whine. Whine. St. Clair. Whine some more. I'm threatened by every single girl who exists on this planet. Did I mention how unfair my life is!?" 
 I have never had this violent of a reaction to a book before but this? No. I simply cannot. I can't even. So many levels of NO for this one.