Library email: Your hold on this book is in! 
 Me: *drops everything, screeches into the library, reads the book in two sittings* 
 Surprising no one, least of all me, considering this was one of my most anticipated books of the year. 
 Anyway, this was delightful. Not perfect, but still damn good fun. Even if it took some unexpected turns. I just need to stop having expectations about books apparently, because this is the second time recently that I've been really wrong about the direction I thought the plot would head. 
 And like, I love me a slow burn, but hot damn Monty and Percy needed to get their shit together faster. It got a little frustrating at times--and that's mostly a good thing, because I was super invested, but also meant there were a lot of instances of me muttering "my dumb idiot children" at this book. 
 Anyway, this isn't a real review, so sorry if you were expecting as much. I liked this a lot.