I donaEUR(tm)t think IaEUR(tm)ve ever gagged, scoffed, or rolled my eyes so much at a book. I wanted to like this, the beginning looked like it couldaEUR(tm)ve gone down a Freaky Friday route but it didnaEUR(tm)t. Instead, youaEUR(tm)re faced with the worst pickup lines IaEUR(tm)ve ever read, ridiculous comments, and characters that like to look back and judge how douchey they once were, to not realise theyaEUR(tm)re still fuckin douches. 
 Oh wow, you talked to a maid you havenaEUR(tm)t talked to in years? QUALITY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 
 Oh wow, you said please? YOU HAVE BASIC MANNERS. YOU GO GLEN COCO