Okay so I just finished this book and where to start and I will try to not swear. 
 Amy and Nick an absolute perfect married couple, right? Wrong. This is a fucked up, sick, twisted, bullshit, worst portrayal of a woman I have ever read. 
 First of all there will be spoilers and lots of them so if you haven't read it go read. Writing a five out of five and storyline five out of five. That's all I have for you non-spoilery people. 
 Now for a shitload of spoilers. First of all Amy, is a fucking crazy psycho bitch. So you are reading along and get through the first 200 pages and it so looks like Nick killed Amy and then the twist happens. Not only did Nick not kill Amy, but Amy fucking framed Nick with a treasure hunt that uncovers the fact that he is cheating on her, took out credit cards in his name (she did this not him), Amy makes a friend who is pregnant and Amy steals her Pee so it looks like she is also pregnant, plus she has lied to Nick and said oh I am afraid of needles when she is so clearly not because it would prove that she is not pregnant. 
 Now to Amy's history, Amy had a friend in boarding school where she was growing up named Hillary Handy. Hillary starts making better grades than Amy and more boys are talking to her than Amy. So what does Amy do she has Hillary bleach her hair blonde, and knock on her parents door and say I am going to be your new daughter (of course this is a prank that Amy egged Hillary to do). 
 Then there is Desi and Tommy O'Hara so Desi has kind of been in the background sending Amy letters over the years because they sort of dated in the past and supposedly he tried to kill himself because of Amy. Now I'm not quite sure if this is true but Desi to me has always seemed like the least reliable out of the three relationships of Amy's so let's move on to Tommy. 
 Tommy is also a past love interest of Amy's and because over the course of their relationship Amy has grown distant and cold. Tommy has started to seek out other relationships. One night Amy comes to Tommy and they have sex and she leaves. The next day the cops show up at Tommy's door and say that he raped Amy. Tommy's reputation is destroyed and Amy is the one to drop the charges. So in case in the future something happens he is not a credible witness to any jury, Amy could potentially get away with murder. 
 Now to present-day in the book. Nick is cheating on Amy, Amy's parents have a successful book line based on Amy's life, and Amy has gone missing and "possibly Nick did it". Of course, a TV host picks up Amy's story and sides with Amy not knowing how completely psycho and wrong she is to side with Amy. 
 Meanwhile, until Amy either shows up alive or dead, it doesn't look good for Nick who I mean he didn't really know what he was getting into. Amy was lying about who she was, not the "Cool Girl" but the crazy chick that even Barney Stinson wouldn't bang. 
 So to make her story plausible and to get back to Nick. Amy kills Desi and frames him for kidnapping her, when she basically has sex with him, gives him sleeping pills and kills him. When Amy returns home Nick has already figured out her game and has told Detective Boney, Go, Hillary, and Tommy what he thinks is going on. 
 But Amy can't have that.. No loose ends but she can't kill Nick it casts doubt on her and possibly he was telling the truth. So what does Amy do while Nick is busy typing his side of the story with Amy as the Pyscho bitch that she is. (A couple of years previously Nick and Amy had been trying to have a baby so Nick deposited some sperm samples. Of course he thought these samples were destroyed when Amy threw away the letters about the fertility clinic and so forth but no, Amy's always two steps ahead and of course there is a baby a baby boy to consider). 
 Now this is where I semi-side with Nick because you can't leave your child to be raised by this pyscho bitch. What will she do to them? What will she influence them to do? Will they be even more crazy then she is? So of course, Nick has to stay with her and be the best husband that he can be. 
 Amy's last line, guys and gals about her having to have the last word just makes me wish I could reach through the book and slap her. I mean seriously, I am still so upset by this book. It pisses me off so much and I am sure this review will be deleted but I had to put me thoughts down.