... I don't even need to review this. The author did it for me. 
 Lots of people would find that passage hilarious. If you do, I recommend the book to you. You'll love it. It's written with your kind of sense of humor in mind. Unfortunately, that's not a demographic I fall into. I did finish it, because just as I was about to abandon the read I got to a part that actually made me laugh a little, and that gave me enough goodwill to power through to the ending. Barely.