Try saying that with a mouthful of toffee! I'm going to abbreviate it (laziness!) to THMCWD. 
 THMCWD is a book about THMCWD, sounds dull? Well he gets up to all sorts of things which you wouldn't expect, with the police on his tails all the time. There's robbery, criminal gangs, murder, and an elephant. When the action was going on I read it quite quickly but when it wasn't I found I wasn't too encouraged to read it at all. I did find that despite not being the longest book it took me a long time to read because I lost interest. However at times it was funny, and bizarre, and I really thought that Allan was an interesting character.