Before we get anywhere, I have to say I am 100% team zombie. 
 Zombies vs. Unicorns is an awesome, amazing book. I loved most of the short stories (all the zombie ones were awesome; some of the unicorn ones? Not so much.) but I'm still giving this book five stars just for how much I loved the idea for it--authors choosing sides in the epic zombies vs. unicorns debat? Seriously, who could ask for more?