**edit 11/26/13 
 ***Warning: if you have a past history of self-harm or are sensitive to the issue, I strongly suggest skipping this book. And this review, come to think of it. Self-harm via cutting is an integral part of this book, and I'm going to discuss it, so both the book and my review carry serious trigger warnings.*** 
 But first on to happier things. 
 You know all those box-office-gold movies where a vicious band of toughs--gangsters, murderers, monsters, aliens, whatever--find themselves unexpectedly burdened with an adorable and innocent child? Cue comic and heartwarming storyline, and get ready to rake in the dollars. 
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 Due to my disapproval of GR's new and rather subjective review deletion policy, 
 the rest of my (typically verbose) review is posted over at Booklikes.