New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady detailed some of the. .. unique methods his wife employs to ensure the future Hall of Famer succeeds on the field during a charity event Thursday, according to WBZ-TV. Brady, who just won his sixth Super Bowl over the Los Angeles Rams, said his wife Gisele Bündchen, who has described herself as a "witch," has a series of rituals she performs at games. "She always makes a little altar for me at the game, because she just wills it so much," Brady said. "So she put together a little altar for me that I can bring with pictures of my kids, and I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones, and she has me wear this necklace, and take these drops she makes, and I say all these mantras, and I stopped questioning her a long time ago." The audience was laughing as Brady talked, seemingly unsure whether or not he was joking. But Brady wasn't finished. He went on to detail that he talks to his wife before the season or before games to see if she is predicting that the Patriots will win or not—and he claims she gets it right. "About four years ago we were playing the Seahawks and she said 'you better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you're going to have to do to win,' and I did all those things and by God, you know, it worked," Brady said. Brady said Bündchen has told him he's lucky he married a "good witch." Watch the video below: (H/T The Daily Wire)<doc-sep>By Michael Hurley, CBS Boston BOSTON (CBS) — In this 24/7 world of sports media, there’s always someone out there dishing a hot take just to get attention. Generally, it requires a unique slant in order to really hit home. But leave it to an outsider to lob the hottest take of them all: Gisele Bundchen is a witch. And Tom Brady’s life is now doomed. That is, apparently, a sincere concern of Rick Wiles, a radio host and the founder of TruNews. Wiles caught wind of what Brady said — to a laughing crowd at Gillette headquarters last week — about his wife believing in some superstitious methods to help him to achieve great success on the football field. Wiles was appalled at what he heard, and his comments from his radio show were found by WEEI’s Mut & Callahan Show, and they were … they were something else. Here’s what Wiles had to say: “It’s obvious Tom Brady has no spiritual discernment at all. It’s obvious that he’s spiritually lost. He’s being led through life by a witch. He thinks it’s cute. He thinks it’s — pardon the pun — charming. And he thinks it works, because he keeps winning.” … “And he sleeps with her. He’s sleeping with a witch. There’s deep spiritual ramifications for that. He’s sleeping with a witch. His soul is defiled, because he’s having intimate relations with a witch. She’s a witch. She’s not just … somebody who has some goofy new-age ideas. She’s a witch.” That sound you just heard was Max Kellerman slapping himself on the forehead, bemoaning the fact that he didn’t think of this angle first. Rick actually did make an exceptional point during “The godcast”: “I was just thinking, last weekend in a humorous way, a local pastor in I don’t know what town it was jokingly quoted Daniel and said that the Super Bowl was a battle between a ram and a goat. K? So he was equating Tom Brady as the GOAT, K? Just think about what we now know.” Wow. That really was a remarkable point. Makes you think. Thank you, Rick. (The “godcast,” featuring Wiles and co-hosts Doc Burkhart and Kerry Kinsey, is the show where these comments came to light. The fellas were really broken up about this whole revelation. It’s a tough watch. Heart goes out to those guys.) Wiles joined Mut & Callahan to try to explain himself further. This hot take only burned brighter. “Yes there are witches, but they’re all bad. There’s no such thing as a good witch,” Wiles told the show. “These are people who practice sorcery or witchcraft by communing with demonic spirits. It’s as simple as that.” Wiles managed to get in a jab at Gillette, calling it a company that “despises masculine men” because of an a recent advertisement that urged men to fight back against sexual harassment, bullying, and violence. And he noted that Brady’s soul is now doomed forever — unless he repents and begs for forgiveness. “Everything that Mr. Brady described his wife doing is paganism, it is witchcraft,” Wiles told the show. “What he described was witchcraft, and he said, ‘My wife is a witch.’ His wife said, ‘You married a witch; you married a good witch.’ That’s witchcraft. She’s practicing witchcraft and Tom Brady is allowing it is in home.” Warning that all people have come into contact with witches, Wiles said he did not sense any sarcasm in Brady’s statement. Wiles said he’s just taking Brady at his word that sorcery and witchcraft is at the root of Brady’s most recent three Super Bowl wins. “It’s working in his life but it’s going to be a miserable [afterlife] when he dies,” Wiles said. “Hey, I’m just going by what he said.” As for that afterlife, Wiles noted that the only chance at salvation for Brady and Gisele is for them to repent, turn from their sin, and ask God for forgiveness. Otherwise … it’s the lake of fire for them both. “Witches will be assigned to the lake of fire. When they die, they’re going to spend eternity in the lake of fire with murderers, adulterers, liars. Witches are mentioned right there with murderers and adulterers and liars,” Wiles said. “It is an eternal damnation in the lake of fire. You don’t play games with witchcraft.” To reiterate: “The Bible says [those who practice] witchcraft will be in the lake of fire with murderers. You have to understand the seriousness of witchcraft.” While most people would hear such commentary and marvel at the lunacy of the message … Brady has to hope that nobody passes the story along to Roger Goodell. The commissioner’s suspended Brady for something that didn’t really exist before in order to try to achieve a competitive balance in the league, and there’s nothing stopping Goodell from dialing up Ted Wells and Exponent before promptly deciding to ban Brady for six games for witchcraft and sorcery. That would surely be unjust, but it would also be misguided. As everyone knows, if there’s any member of the Patriots who might be able to make magic out of nothing, or how to turn a roster devoid of All-Pros into a championship team, or how to continually defy the constructs of the NFL to prevent one team from sustaining success for five years — let alone two decades? We all know that’s not Tom Brady. That would be someone else … someone who wears a wizard’s hood in plain sight for all to see. Dear God. We just cracked this case wide open.<doc-sep>
Advertisement Tom Brady opens up about his superstitious wife Gisele, 'protection stones' Share Shares Copy Link Copy Six-time Super Bowl winner Tom Brady spoke about how his wife Gisele Bundchen has used some unusual ways to keep luck on her husband's side.Brady opened up Thursday at the Gillette’s World Shaving Headquarters in South Boston, shedding his playoff scruff for the benefit of three nonprofits.While at Gillette, Brady faced several questions, including one asking him if he had any Super Bowl superstitions, or brought anything with him for luck. "I've learned a lot from my wife over the years," Brady said while laying down in a barber's chair. "She's about the power of intention, believing that things are really going to happen. "Brady said Bundchen put together a little altar for him that he could bring with pictures of his kids.He then went into a bit more detail about how elaborate Bundchen's superstitions are. "I have these little special stones, healing stones, protection stones and she has me wear a necklace, take these drops she makes, say all these mantras," he said to a captivated audience listening to the future NFL Hall of Famer. "I stopped questioning her a long time ago. I just shut up and listen," Brady said. "At first I was, 'This was kind of crazy,' but about four years ago, we were playing the Seahawks, and she said, 'You better listen to me, this is your year, but this is all the things you're going to have to do to win and I did all those things and my God, it worked," Brady said, laughing at the end. He said his supermodel wife's predictive powers also saw the trouble ahead the following season. "In 2015, it was about early January, and she said, 'You know how much I love you,' and I said 'yeah' and she said, 'I just wanna let you know, this is not going to be your year,' and of we lost," Brady recounted. "I said, 'what does 2016 look like?' and she said, '16 is going to be your year," he said. Brady said Bundchen predicted success for the team this season. "It was early January this year, and I said, 'I'm asking... do we have a chance?'" Brady recounted what Bundchen said: "Yeah, but you're going to have to do a lot of work and you're really going to have to listen to me. ""I listen to her. Right after the game, she said, 'See I did a lot of work. You do your work, I do mine! '"Brady finished the story recounting one last thing his wife said to him. "She said, 'You're lucky you married a witch, I'm just a good witch!'"