STAY IN TOUCH! Get the daily inside scoop right in your inbox. Sign up for our Celebrity & Entertainment newsletter.<doc-sep>With just one week left until Becca sheds the title of Bachelorette for fiancé, the Men Tell All episode is upon us. While it usually delivers a reliable "meh," I have high hopes for this one, not least because Jordan the pot-stirrer/model will be back. This season was packed with bizarre drama, and because so much of Becca's suitors' eyebrow-raising behavior took place offscreen — or rather online, not on the show — we have a lot of unanswered questions that will most likely be tackled at the boys' get-together tonight. So, which points of drama from this research experiment season can you look forward to Becca's suitors telling all about? Well, I’ll tell you. The Truth About Joe the Grocer Listen, Joe 'the Grocer' Amabile was my personal fave,even before he stepped out of the limo on night one. From his picture and ABC-equivalent of a Bumble profile alone, he seemed cute, responsible, and employed. Unlike me, Becca didn’t really appreciate any of these qualities and, to America's great dismay, sent him home on night one. If you’re reading this, I’m sure you know that Joe the Grocer’s legacy has lived on, and he’ll be seen on both tonight’s Tell All and on Bachelor in Paradise. Plus, he’s been memed and marketed to within an inch of his life — with Joe the Grocer apparel and all — so he’s doing alright. Still, I can’t help but wonder ... did Joe the Grocer step out of that limo for all the right reasons? Or did he secretly suspect he’d be the franchise's next Wells, a.k.a the former Bachelorette contestant and BiP bartender who was too normal to be there but too cute for us to let him go? And why did Becca cut him so early? Did he say something off-color in a scene we didn't catch? Is his handshake limp? Does he have bad breath? We need to know. Bachelorette Drama - Embed 4 Credit: ABC Who Spends More Time on His Hair — Leo, Jordan, or Jason? Even before this season started, we were (or at least I was) worked all the way up about Leo’s perfect, long, and magnificent locks of hair. Simply put, it was perfection whether it was tossed up in a bun or simply hanging down his ripped back and broad shoulders. But, how much effort did Leo really put it to keep his hair so on point? I mean, did he take longer to get ready than Jordan, who demonstrated his hair-slicking methods (part of his "professionality") in my now-favorite meme, or even Jason, whose hair is never not gelled back like an animated villain? We demand answers! Love(ish) Triangle On the show, the juiciest drama most definitely revolved around Becca’s apparent BFF and former competitor for Arie's heart Tia and Colton. Colton fessed up that shortly before filming for Becca's season began, he had feelings for Tia and spent a sex-free (remember, Colton is a virgin — another talking point sure to be discussed) romantic weekend with her. After some careful consideration, Becca decided to keep Colton in the race anyway; he even made it to hometowns. However, Tia finally told Becca that she still has feelings for Colton, so Becca gave him the boot. It's pretty clear where Becca and Tia landed in this love triangle, but what about Colton? Did he audition for the show in the first place hoping Tia would be cast as the Bachelorette? Did he dump her as soon as he found out he made it onto the show because he's more about fame than romance? And, as a virgin, was he hoping to lose his V-card in the fantasy suite? Big questions that need big answers because Tia and Colton have been seen cuddled up in Paradise. Bachelorette Drama - Embed 1 Credit: ABC, NBC Is Chris Actually Crazy Eddie? One of the most dramatic moments of this season in my personal viewing experience was the realization that super villain Chris R. looks exactly like Crazy Eddie from Friends. I demand to know whether Chris and Crazy Eddie actor Adam Goldberg have ever appeared in the same room together and am low-key upset that Becca didn't use their one-on-one time together to get the juiciest scoops on what the set of Friends was like back in the day. Honestly, similar gripes regarding Jason and his teen dream doppelganger Andrew Keegan. Bachelorette Drama - Embed 2 Credit: ABC, Getty Images Is Jean Blanc, the Colognoisseur, a Con Artiste? Jean Blanc was supposed to be one of the great ones, until he reneged on his confession that he was falling for Becca. You'll recall that Jean told Becca he was developing strong feelings for her, but right after she said it wasn't going to work out, he was all, JK, I actually don't like-you like you. Which was either a petty way to protect his hurt ego or an admission that he faked his feelings for her from the start to get some PR play for his career. The Colognoissuer we didn’t know we needed seemed genuine and like he was on the show for the right reasons at first, but this facade cracked further when he released a perfume on the morning of his last episode of the season, and gifted Becca a bottle of said perfume — named "Miss Becca Blanc" — during the show. So what was his real motivation? Is he still looking for love? And did Becca keep, or even wear, Miss Becca Blanc on any of her subsequent dates? Bachelorette Drama - Embed 3 Credit: ABC Jury’s Out on Jordan Listen, I’ve seen my fair share of extra people, especially on reality TV, but this season Jordan took the term to new heights, giving any Hollywood diva a run for their money. Was Jordan’s model act — and his extremely awkward rivalry with chicken guy David — 100 percent legit, or all for show? If it is an act, this man needs and Emmy STAT. If not, then he needs a prayer circle. David's Night Terrors Speaking of our favorite chicken guy, one of the saddest moments this season was when David was carried out of the mansion on a stretcher with a bloodied face and rushed to the ER. Did Jordan finally lose it and punch him? No. Did this grown man fall out of a bunk bed? Yes. Or so he says. The worst bunk bed-related injury I’ve ever seen was when my sister fell out of ours in the '90s, and all she was left with was a bad attitude. So, please forgive me if I question what really happened that night in the haunted mansion. Did David really fall ... or was he pushed? We can't rule anything out. Did Clay Make a Full Recovery? Poor Clay. I nearly shed a tear when this professional football player injured his wrist while playing football during a group date. Clay was hurt so badly that he needed to exit the show immediately for surgery. If he hadn't, he would have run the risk of never playing football again — an extremely tough spot to be in for a professional athlete looking for a WAG. I'd like to know how he handled that sort of disqualifying heartbreak? And how long would he have stuck around if it weren't for that pesky accident? Is he trying to sue? How did he handle the incident and all that let down? Did his wrist heal at least? Is Becca Going to Dump Both Finalists and Run Off with a Musician? If her dates this season indicated anything, it’s that Becca was hoping one of her men would be a rock star. From songwriting dates to making her men perform original songs for her to a studio session with Wayne Newton, Becca is obviousy hoping that next year, her boo will bring her as a date to the Grammys. Unfortunately, by the sounds of it, I doubt Garrett or Blake will be able to fulfill this dream of hers. Does Becca just want to date a musician? Garrett's Political Views<doc-sep>Here’s the worst possible drinking game idea for The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All, rose lovers: Drink every time someone you don’t recognize speaks. Really and truly, though, do not try this at home, because you will end up in the ER… and then you’d miss all of your “favorite” men getting cheered and booed by the most excitable audience EVER. gasp Credit: ABC Now, dear rose lovers, pour yourselves a glass of rosé (yeah, I know many of you read this in the morning) and enjoy this rundown of the top 10 takeaways from the Men Tell All. 1) There will be a lot of man tears on Paradise. Sure, we’ll get Ashley and Jared’s engagement, visits from past Bachelors like Arie (oy) and Ben H. (#unlovable), as well as some excellent love triangles (I’m already shipping Kendall the Taxidermist and Joe the Grocer), but the real treat will be watching grown men express their vulnerabilities via salty eye discharge. Screen Shot 2018-07-30 at 12.37.58 PM Credit: ABC 2) Team Bachelorette made Lincoln disappear. The living embodiment of The Bachelorette’s sh—y background-check practices did not appear, nor did anyone utter his name. (The only oblique reference to Lincoln’s existence was Harrison’s joke about the earth being flat during the blooper segment.) 3) Wills is still the GIF #GOAT. Our future Bachelor (if I keep saying it, it’ll happen) was in wonderful form yet again. Not only did he show up on stage rocking a plaid suit with red suede boots, he also treated us to several of his (should be) patented reaction shots. Some highlights: Picture-in-picture GIF greatness: kiss Credit: ABC Oh-no-he-didn’t GIF greatness: stomp Credit: ABC “Love you” GIF greatness: loveu Credit: ABC Blooper reel GIF greatness: slap Credit: ABC 4) Jordan: Manic episode, coke bender, or something else entirely? Talking 100 miles a minute, swiveling restlessly in his chair, making bizarre proclamations like, “If I want to eat Cap’n Crunch and mix it with orange juice, I’ll do whatever I want” — what on earth is going on with Jordan the Male Model? Here’s hoping everything is okay with Captain Underpants. To Jordan’s credit, though, he saw right through Christian’s ruse during their confrontation. “This is your moment, right?” Jordan bellowed at the banker. “You’re accosting me so you can get some camera time… You’re a joke.” workvest Credit: ABC 5) Jason is working real hard to become the next Bachelor. The heartbroken boy from Buffalo gave a gentlemanly performance, thanking the audience for their “awwwws” of sympathy, graciously wishing Becca happiness in her future, and pledging his support to his gay brother and the LGBTQ community in general. Screen Shot 2018-07-30 at 1.15.10 PM Credit: ABC But even before Chris Harrison put him in the Hot Seat, Jason used every chance he could to assert himself as a Team Leader, telling Jean-Blanc he owes Becca an apology, and chiding Jason for “bullying” Jordan the Male Model. 6) This is what a complete loss of dignity looks like (part 1): nightone Credit: ABC 7) This is what a complete loss of dignity looks like (part 2): Screen Shot 2018-07-30 at 11.56.39 AM Credit: ABC 8) Joe the Grocer remains adorably unaffected by “fame.” As hard as Harrison tried, Joe gave him nothing but concise, honest-to-a-fault gold. How was your experience on The Bachelorette, Joe? “Uh, it was pretty bad.” What are your interactions like with fans? “They just wanna take pictures.” You don’t seem to want to talk to me right now. “I don’t know you too well.” Cannot wait to see this big lug on Paradise. 9) If I never hear another word about Colton’s virginity, it’ll be too soon. Really not looking forward to listening to people discuss it endlessly on Paradise. But we have to take the good with the bad, I suppose. 10) The bloopers, as always, were the best part of the MTA. learn Credit: ABC Every year, Bachelor Nation prays for more bloopers. Heck, how about scrapping the MTA altogether and just giving us two full hours of wipeouts, rumbling tummies, ranch dressing accidents, and flying insect freak-outs? Welp, it’s all over rose lovers, but the crying — three hours of it next Monday, to be precise. Before you go, let me know your thoughts on tonight’s Tell All action. Did Jason’s me-for-Bachelor campaign win you over? Were you as annoyed as I was to see Venmo John relegated to the credits sequence? And seriously, is Jordan okay? Post your thoughts below. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to buy my husband some red suede boots.<doc-sep>
This season on #BachelorInParadise is sure to be a wild one, so don't miss it! pic.twitter.com/Cm6ea8MtWr — Bachelor in Paradise (@BachParadise) July 31, 2018 “You can literally put me in a cardboard box and I will have the best time.” Barbie would love this guy! #MenTellAll #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/YAABw53foI — The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) July 31, 2018 NEW YORK -- "The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All" began with a preview of "Bachelor in Paradise" and it seems like the feud continues between David and Jordan. Then Shoshana is crying because people are calling her a Russian witch.There's another love triangle involving Colton. We also got a little preview of Jared and Ashley's proposal and all of the "Bachelor" alumni who come back to celebrate with their super cute babies. Get ready for a lot of crying this summer!Now back to the task at hand, a bunch of the guys from this season returned to fight with each other and talk about their time with Becca. There was a huge cheer for night one castoff, Grocery Joe! It should be exciting to see him on "Bachelor in Paradise." Another big crowd favorite was Becca's third runner-up, Jason. He started off by charming the crowd with how beautiful Becca looked on night one and how the experience was just amazing. After a recap of some of the guys' worst moments, Connor ripped on Chris for losing his mind during the process and melting down in front of Becca. Jordan said, "You can't be Mr. Right Reasons and then treat 'The Bachelorette' wrong." Colton and Jason ripped on Jean Blanc for giving back a fake "I love you." David said he regretted spending his time with Becca talking about Jordan. Then Kamil and Jordan battled over who is the better male model and Jordan ended it with a bunch of F-bombs fired at Kamil.Jordan got called up into the hot seat first and Jordan told Chris Harrison that he always has fun and he's very confident. He said he's not a clown and he was himself the whole time. As all the guys were trash talking Jordan, Grocery Joe said that he likes Jordan! Maybe a bromance brews in "Paradise." Then he revealed that he was wearing the gold underwear at that moment. The crowd cheered for him to take it off and he started to undress, but then buttoned his belt back up.Then it was Grocery Joe's big moment! He made a big impression in just a short few minutes, and the recap was hilarious because it was so short! His background piece about his family and his business in Chicago really stuck with people. Joe said that people just love to take pictures with him now and he wasn't expecting that response. He said that he was embarrassed that he went home night one, but in the end, it worked out. He had a hard time opening up to Chris Harrison and said that the cameras make him a bit nervous. Did he find love in "Paradise?" We'll have to wait and see.Wills took his turn in the hot seat next. He got a bit emotional watching the replay of his time on the show. Wills said that he needed a moment during his limo ride so that's why he asked them to stop so he could catch his breath. Other than that, Chris Harrison complimented his fashion sense and that was it from Wills.Colton gave Chris Harrison a hug and then dove into his complicated time on the show. His one date with Tia really threw a wrench into things. Chris Harrison asked Colton what his relationship with Tia actually was and he revealed that Tia was supportive of him going on the show. Colton also added that he appreciated Becca taking the time to respond to his revelation of virginity in a respectful and meaningful way. Colton said talking about it in front of everyone was extremely difficult. He was brought to tears when he revealed that it made him feel terrible when people think of him as less of a man because of it. I think that he just became the next "Bachelor" with his speech...we'll see. Jordan told Colton that he respects him for being himself.The last big guy to the hot seat, numero three, Buffalo in the house, Jason! Jason cried as he saw the recap of his time. The breakup just hurt him to the core.