Becca Kufrin’s season of The Bachelorette introduced Bachelor Nation to all kinds of potential future Bachelors. Among them was John Graham, or Venmo John, as he is more commonly known. Like Grocery Store Joe, he’s one of Becca’s contestants who didn't get the time or recognition that a lot of fans felt he deserved. Luckily, he was given a second chance at finding love and Twitter is here for Venmo John finding love on Bachelor in Paradise Season 5. On The Bachelorette, John made it to Week 5 before he was cut. In a way, that’s still a substantial amount of time to be on the show before being sent home. But on the other hand, it was just halfway through the season and he hadn’t gotten the chance to go on one of the coveted one-on-one dates. Sometimes contestants make it as far as hometown dates without ever getting a solo date with the star of the show, but it may have been what prevented Becca and John from really knowing each other. The light at the end of the tunnel is that already this season on BiP, John has had two connections with two different women. And you’d have to be a monster not to root for the guy. On Tuesday’s episode of BiP, John finally got not one but two different one-on-one dates with two different women. First, he made a connection with The Bachelor Season 22’s Caroline Lunny. She was a Paradise newcomer and chose him from the pool of potential men. They seemed to hit it off and mesh well, even when a few stray animals made their way to their candlelit dinner for two. It was actually kind of adorable. Shortly after John’s date with Caroline, Jubilee Sharpe from Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor arrived and sought him out as well. Suddenly, it was like a mini episode of The Bachelor and by all accounts, John deserves all the love he gets on BiP. Again, John’s date with Jubilee went pretty great. In fact, they honestly seem like a near perfect match. The crowning moment was when she asked him, totally serious, what he’s doing in Paradise. Even John doesn't seem to realize what a catch he is, but that just adds to his undeniable charm. Especially compared with some of the other men on this season, like Jordan and Chris who compared women to food and ranked them in order of who they'd like most to kiss, John is a real gem. And even when he’s not being compared to some of the other guys, John is a definite fan favorite. So, he definitely deserves all of the love and all of the chances possible on BiP to find his potential mate. It's probably unlikely, but personally I think he'd make a great lead for the next season of the Bachelor. But who knows? Maybe he'll find his Carly Waddell or Jade Roper in Paradise. As of right now, John has been given the chance to date more than one woman on Bachelor in Paradise and both Caroline and Jubilee seem totally into him. It will be solely up to him during the next rose ceremony to decide which woman he'd like to get to know more. I'd say I hope he keeps it classy when making his decision, but this is Venmo John we’re talking about. I would be surprised if he didn't treat both woman with the most respect before letting one down gently ahead of time.<doc-sep>Caution: Spoilers ahead. The contestants keep saying things move fast on Bachelor in Paradise, and they're not wrong. Just yesterday we thought solid relationships were forming between Tia and Chris, Kenny and Krystal, and Annaliese and Jordan—but every one of those couples have imploded by tonight's end. The episode picks up where we left off: Becca, fresh off her engagement to Garrett, is in paradise to talk to Colton. Their conversation goes fairly well, and Colton gets to ask a question that's clearly been bothering him: Did Tia play a part in Becca's decision to break up? According to Becca, no. She really, truly felt her relationships with the other guys were stronger at the time. This gives Colton some closure, so they part on good terms. That said, Becca's last words to Colton was a cheery, "I'll tell Garrett you say hello!" Maybe don't rub it in that you're engaged to the guy who likes bigoted Instagrams. When Colton tells the other guys that he's feeling better after his talk with Becca, everyone's supportive…except Chris, who is skeptical because Colton was sad and now is less sad. (Am I that surprised Chris doesn't register the nuances of human emotion? No.) Then Chris insults Colton's virginity because "being a virgin is an emotional type of thing." Oh, hello, Evil Chris. You've been hiding, but I see you're back. Anyway, now that the Colton storyline has reached a conclusion—for now—it's time to move on to another brewing drama: Annaliese and Jordan's soon-to-implode romance. She's totally smitten and thinks he'll make "an amazing husband." Nothing can shake their relationship…except for Jenna, who has just arrived, has a pink streak in her hair, and is apparently an alien. "I am an alien, like legitimately." —Jenna Jenna and Jordan hit it off immediately. Or as Jenna puts it, "Jordan and I, I think would be great mates. We could like make sure our hair's all in the right place, pluck eyebrows, and talk about serious, dramatic issues. I think." It's her birthday, so she wants to celebrate it by taking Jordan out on a date. He accepts and leaves without even saying goodbye to Annaliese. To make matters worse, the rest of the cast awkwardly talks about what a great couple they'll make right in front of her. "We're gonna burn this place down." —Jordan The thing is, these two weirdos really do have a good connection. Jenna actually likes that he asks questions like, "What made you you?" And he loves that she claps when she laughs. They make out, a lot, so it must be real love.<doc-sep>The third episode of Bachelor In Paradise had everything – impossibly quick declarations of love, crushing breakups, and the return of a supervillain. No one was eliminated from the show, but three new women arrived in Paradise to wreak havoc on already established relationships. We’ll be recapping each episode, ranking all the contestants and breaking down every couple each week on FTW. 1. John Last week: 3 John quickly became the most desirable man in Paradise during Episode 3, scoring back-to-back dates with new arrivals Caroline and Jubilee. John admitted that he viewed Caroline as a “celebrity crush” while she was on the Bachelor, and he received her one-on-one date card. Caroline was extremely nervous upon arrival, and seemed to be a bit uneasy at the start of the date. She frequently interrupted John to point out a bunch of animals running around a restaurant, but both John and Caroline seemed to have a great time – even though Caroline mentioned (multiple times) that John isn’t her typical type. The very next day, just as John was snuggling with Caroline on a day bed, Jubilee swooped in to invite him on date. The pair went ziplining, and he remarked that he’s never gone out with anyone as “badass” as Jubilee. They bonded over their nerdy interests, and overall had a much smoother date. John has a massive decision to make in the upcoming Rose Ceremony, but I’d give the edge to Jubilee over Caroline. 2. Astrid Last week: 4 Astrid had an incredibly quiet week, but her relationship with Kevin might be the most solid bond in Paradise. When Jubilee showed up and spoke with Kevin to gauge her interest in dating him, Kevin immediately brought up his connection with Astrid, ending the conversation. 3. Jubilee New arrival Jubilee, who appeared on Ben’s season of The Bachelor back in 2016 and on the ensuing season of Bachelor In Paradise that year, instantly connected with Venmo John – and didn’t hesitate to steal him away from Caroline. Seriously, look at these two. 4. Kendall Last week: 6 Kendall freaked out a little when Caroline arrived and pulled Joe aside for a conversation, but nothing came of it. With John now involved with two other women, it seems Kendall has started to move all in on Grocery Store Joe, despite his bizarre aversion to avocado. I’d rather watch Joe and Kendall feed each other tuna fish sandwiches for an entire episode than having to see or hear Chris ever ever again, that guy is G-R-O-S-S #BachelorInParadise — Steph Mac (@steph_rochelle) August 15, 2018 5. Jordan Last week: 2 Jordan was hit by a thunderbolt when Jenna arrived, and he instantly dropped his relationship with Annaliese. Jenna picked him for her one-on-one date, and after Jordan gave her a piggy back ride on the beach, the pair rode horses in Paradise. More than half of Jordan’s screentime in Episode 3 featured him aggressively making out with Jenna, who often had her lower half censored. After the date, Jordan approached Annaliese and bluntly told her that the type of romantic connection he shares with Jenna “just doesn’t happen, ever.” He informed Annaliese that he’s “saving a place” for her if “something happens” with Jenna, which is what every woman wants to hear. We also saw a glimpse of the dark side of Jordan in Paradise. He playfully lost his temper when David tried to swoop in on Jenna with a birthday cake, and a preview for the next episode includes a clip of Jordan lashing out by throwing a giant stuffed animal into the ocean (???). More troubling was Jordan enabling Chris and encouraging him to try and set a new Paradise record by kissing four women in one night. Here are Jordan’s best lines from Episode 3: “The way you clap your hands when you laugh, my eyes do it for me.” “What made you you? How do you tick?” “Standing here is David Hasselhoff, if you will. And Jenna’s got the potential to take me off the market.” “He’s like the opposite of Mr. Rogers, like I don’t want to be your neighbor.” – Jordan on David “It’s not often that I get to know someone and connect and I actually like the person.” “If there’s one thing Jordans don’t do… Jordans don’t sweat Davids.” “David’s clearly upset. I don’t know if it’s because I matched with his mom on Tinder…” “Birds are going to flock to the goose tonight.” 6. Kevin Last week:10 Kevin was pulled aside by Jubilee when she arrived in Paradise, but before the two made any progress on a potential relationship, Kevin made sure to bring up his budding romance with Astrid. Kevin is the anti-Chris. Again, LOLing every time they show Kevin’s profession as “Canada” #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/S4rjeJ33pb — Sara ♈️ (@saracaseofbells) August 14, 2018 7. Eric Last week: 13 Eric was in danger of going home last week, but received a rose from Nysha. According to Eric, that was a “friendship rose,” and there isn’t a romantic connection there. Eric managed to “hit a home run” with Angela, and did a sitting touchdown dance after the pair kissed on a couch. Later on in the episode, Eric had an INCREDIBLE conversation with Kenny about where people get their cheese. 8. Jenna New arrival Are you ready for coconut crazy in a tropical wonderland? #BachelorInParadise starts now! Retweet if you’re watching! pic.twitter.com/bzTBrI3DSU — Bachelor in Paradise (@BachParadise) August 15, 2018 Upon her arrival in Paradise, Jenna told Chris Harrison that she’s an alien, and appeared to be serious. Jenna chose Jordan for her one-on-one date, and they formed the steamiest connection we’ve seen so far in Paradise. Jenna may not have picked the best swimsuit for the occasion, though. Later in the episode, Jenna was approached by David, who brought her a birthday cake. Midway through an incredibly awkward conversation, Jordan arrived and sat on a daybed silently in an apparent attempt to intimidate David, who eventually retreated. A preview for the next episode that Jenna seems to have developed real feelings for David, somehow, and there could be some serious love-triangle drama in the coming weeks. 9. Kenny Last week: 5 Kenny is too pure for Paradise. He attempted to take his budding relationship with Krystal to the next level by lighting some candles on the beach and drawing a heart in the sand. Kenny told her that he’d like to continue “taking steps forward” with Krystal and was looking for “something to turn into the real thing,” only for Krystal to tell him to pump the brakes. “This is the reason why I don’t do this, normally.” How did Kenny get friend-zoned on a beach… on a blanket… with candles… AND a heart drew around it?? #bachelorinparadise #bip pic.twitter.com/aF6UiLnQpy — Adam Gottschalk (@AdamJGottschalk) August 15, 2018 10. Tia Last week: 9 Having moved on (temporarily, at least) from Colton, Tia opened up to Chris and admitted that she was insecure about the new arrivals in Paradise. Tia worried that Chris might form a new connection with someone else when they show up – but Chris reassured her, telling Tia to remain confident and “just be that strong woman that you are.” “Just trust me.” – Chris to Tia Later that day, Chris was approached by Krystal, and he wasted no time in making a move on her. The next morning, Tia said to a camera that she felt a “weight was lifted off her shoulders” in her discussion with Chris, who Tia believed as “all in for me.” Tia was then approached by Colton, who told her that he had heard Chris kissed Krystal the night before. Tia was stunned, and swore vengeance on Chris with one of the best lines in Bachelor history. 12. Angela Last week: 11 Angela may forever be remembered as the person who kept Venmo John alive in the first Rose Ceremony, allowing him to flourish. She did forge a connection with Eric in Episode 3, so she should be safe for the near future. 13. Bibiana Last week: 1<doc-sep>
Venmo John's got some game! The 28-year-old software engineer found himself the hot commodity on Tuesday's episode of Bachelor in Paradise, going on not one, but two dates! That's right, gone are the days when Grocery Store Joe was the hottest thing on the beach. Venmo John's got some options. But John wasn't the only one with a couple of connections this week. The episode began with Colton facing Becca after admitting that he might not be ready to find love again -- and it was all about love triangles from there. Here's where things stand with our favorite Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects. Becca, Colton and Tia So, not really a love triangle, but we still found this one fascinating. After breaking into tears at the mere sight of Becca on Monday's episode, a sitdown with the Bachelorette was seemingly all Colton needed to recommit himself to finding love. "It’s OK to cry. It’s OK to feel things that aren’t always pretty or perfect," Becca said, assuring Colton that she didn't end things with him on The Bachelorette just because Tia came back to reveal she still held a candle for him. "Maybe just use this as the kick in your a** you need." With that, Colton was ready for action. Annaliese, Jordan and Jenna Annaliese couldn't stop gushing about how solid she and Jordan were at the beginning of the episode, but everything changed once Jenna walked through the door. Jenna and Jordan's connection was obvious from the beginning, and if it wasn't clear by their insane (and many) makeout sessions on their date, they're pretty much a done deal. But not everyone saw it that way. Jordan, Jenna and David David, because for some reason he's still not over his beef with Jordan, had to stir the pot by expressing his interest in Jenna by bringing her a birthday cake. This upset Jordan, who quickly ran back to Jenna's side and informed her of his past with David, and that he'd be "the worst neighbor." Caroline, John and Jubilee Caroline nervously arrived in Paradise, and decided to ask John, the complete opposite of her type, out on a date. The two hit it off and named multiple stray animals. Then Jubilee arrived and asked him out as well. "John, what are you doing here?" she said when he found out about his programming past (and seriously, what are you doing here, John?) But they also really hit it off, putting dear John in the middle of a very surprising love triangle. Kenny, Krystal and Chris After their sweet date on Monday's episode, Krystal decided she wasn't actually interested in a romantic future with Kenny. He made a big gesture, she friend zoned him, and then walked over to hang out with Chris, who kissed her. "I don't think I've ever kissed a blonde," he said, before telling Krystal he wanted her to be his "first." So romaannnntic! Colton, Tia and Chris We thought Colton was done with Tia, but when he found out Chris was doing her dirty, he just had to speak up. "I don’t want to see him hurt you. I think he’s just doing a lot of things right now that could lead to that with you. Last night, he was with Krystal. He kissed Krystal," Colton said. "I know I don’t have to protect you… but I'm not going to sit here and watch someone f**k with you.” "Chris last night was telling me he’s all in for me... Saying he wants to fight for me," Tia replied. "His actions don’t match. They don’t match." And with that, she and Colton were ready to "cook the goose." Let us know what you thought of the episode at ET's Bachelor Nation Facebook group. Bachelor in Paradise airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC. RELATED CONTENT: 'Bachelor in Paradise': Colton Breaks Down Over Becca's Surprise Appearance 'Bachelor in Paradise': Colton and Tia Rekindle Their Romance -- After Her Date With Chris 'Bachelor in Paradise': Tia Booth is Ready to 'Move On' With Colton Underwood (Exclusive)