Never underestimate Negasonic Teenage Warhead and her ability to deliver a perfectly-timed roasting. That’s very much the case in this newly-released deleted scene from Deadpool 2, in which the Merc with a Mouth spends a little time recovering at X-Mansion. Coming to us by way of IGN, we begin with an exterior shot of Colossus performing star jumps (!) as part of some X-boot camp, before we see Wade Wilson rummaging through the in-house fridge, spewing one-liners and quips as if they’re going out of fashion. It’s at this point that Brianna Hildebrand’s mutant comes into play, and while this scene is funny in parts (“I like to think I’ve rubbed off around you, too”), it’s easy to see why it was ultimately left on the cutting room floor, as it brings Deadpool 2‘s breathless pace screeching to a halt. New Deadpool 2 BTS Photos Show Us How Cable Was Brought To Life 1 of 19 Click to skip MORE FROM THE WEB Click to zoom Because let’s face it: the pic prides itself on its own unique brand of meta humor, and if you’re wanting to see more of the Merc in action, you’ll be pleased to hear that the sequel’s so-called Super Duper Cut – one that crams in 15 minutes of bonus footage – is now available. Ditto for the Deadpool 2 digital release, with Fox poised to debut the official Blu-ray in two weeks’ time. And if you’re curious about the Super Duper Cut, we know that it features alternate gags and punchlines while still retaining the same story – think of the Anchorman 2 home video release – resulting in more scenes of Russell Collins (Julian Dennison) and the super-sized Juggernaut, a character who was brought to life by none other than Ryan Reynolds himself in Deadpool 2.<doc-sep>A recently-unveiled deleted scene from Deadpool 2 answers the famous thought experiment: if you could go turn back time — if you could find a way — would you kill Adolph Hitler as a baby? And by “you,” we mean, “Deadpool.” And we don't want to spoil the clip for you or anything, so…well…see for yourself: Video of DEADPOOL 2 "Baby Hitler" Deleted Scene [HD] Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Zazie Beetz Okay, so it turns out that Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) doesn’t have what it takes to kill baby Hitler. Sure, he's a violent smartass and perhaps a pervert, but he's not a freakin' baby killer. So, instead, he changes baby Hitler’s diaper real quick (since he’s soiled himself — he is, after all, a baby) before promising to the baby that he’s going to come back with his friend Cable, who loves killing kids. The scene was clearly excised from the post-credits montage (set to Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time”) where Deadpool travels back in time to save Vanessa from certain death…and to fix a few other mistakes made in the past. This follows the unveiling of another deleted scene in which Deadpool/Wade tries to make himself useful around the X-Mansion following Vanessa’s death. And while Colossus (Stefan Kapičić) and Yukio (Shiori Kutsuna) are impressed with Deadpool’s progress, Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand) isn’t buying it — not for one minute. To be fair, we don’t blame her. (Seriously, Colossus; don’t use the soap dispenser.) Deadpool 2 will arrive on 4K UHD, Blu-ray and DVD August 21.<doc-sep>After a successful theatrical run ($318.1 million domestic, $732.6 million worldwide), Deadpool 2 has now debuted on Digital HD, a release which includes a number of bonus features including some Deleted and Extended Scenes. There are just two Deleted/Extended Scenes that are pulled out on their own, that span just two minutes and 39 seconds, but there are 15 minutes of new footage in the Super Duper $@%!#& Cut. We’re breaking down all of these scenes, starting with the two that were separated in the bonus features of the Digital HD release. What’s somewhat confusing about all of this is they went through this trouble to add 15 minutes of new footage, but then added these two additional scenes that weren’t in either the theatrical cut, or the Super Duper Cut. Regardless, these two scenes come in at just over two and a half minutes, combined, and they were likely cut for time, even though they’re quite entertaining. Park Bench This first scene doesn’t last too long, just under 30 seconds, featuring the Merc With the Mouth (Ryan Reynolds) getting ready to kill himself on a park bench, talking to himself about his “heart being in the right place.” He’s suddenly joined by an elderly couple, who seemingly have no problem with a guy wearing a red mask holding a gun, as they sit down beside him, while Deadpool tries to talk them out of sitting there. The stubborn old man retorts with, “It’s a free country,” which Deadpool agrees to, before stating how much he loves their work in the Pixar classic Up. Just as he’s about to off himself, Colossus (Stefan Kapicic) towers over the Merc, knocks him out and drags him away, saying how terribly sorry he is for his loss. Hitler Coda Extended At San Diego Comic-Con, director David Leitch first unveiled this scene, which, like the rest of the post-credits scene, was set to Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time.” The scene that you can see in the Super Duper Cut shows DP trying to talk himself into killing a baby (while borrowing Chevy Chase’s “This is crazy” scene from Vacation), who is revealed to be a baby Adolf Hitler. We see him go in for the kill, so to speak, before it cuts out, although we never see him actually kill hitler. This extended scene is set up a bit differently, with the reveal of Hitler’s name happening much earlier than in the regular Super Duper cut scene, although it does play out largely the same until DP reaches in to grab the baby. However, this extended version shows that he actually reaches in to pick up the baby and hold him. While lovingly bouncing the baby in his arms, DP tells baby Hitler that the real problem may have been that he just never had someone who gave a s**t about him. Speaking of s**t, DP realizes that the baby Fuhrer hasn’t been changed, theorizing that he turns out to be a “little bastard” because no one ever changed his diapers. The extended scene ends with DP starting to change baby Hitler’s diaper, admitting that he doesn’t have what it takes to kill a baby, and that he’s just going to change his diaper and come back with his friend Cable), who has “a real way with kids.” And now for the Super Duper Cut Scenes ... Opening "International" Montage This scene starts off the same as in the theatrical cut, with Wade saying that he’s gone “international,” but there are a few alternate jokes swapped in during certain moments. In Hong Kong, when Deadpool first dives through the high-rise window and confronts a group of Chinese thugs, he has a different joke. In the theatrical cut, Wade just starts counting off in Spanish, “Uno, dos, tres, quatro,” before they start shooting. In the Super Duper Cut, DP apologizes, realizing that this isn’t “Gilbert’s,” and that he thought this was, “an anal-bleaching party.” The Super Duper cut also removes the “sea breeze” joke from theatrical, replacing it with a beat where DP puts out the terrified bartender’s cigarette, saying they’ll kill her before hopping over the bar and killing everyone in hilarious fashion. In the Sicily funeral scene, where DP pops up out of casket at a funeral, there is an additional tiny scene where one of the gangsters gets away, and Wade dispatches of him with a shot to the head, while leaping over a tombstone and throwing some shade at Steve Rogers, stating, “You don’t see Captain America do that,” as the gangster’s briefcase of money flies open. In the Super Duper Cut the scene in Biloxi, Mississippi, where Wade masquerades as a stripper at a biker bar, happens before the Osaka scene, not after, ending with Wade literally sliding into the Osaka bathhouse. While this Osaka scene does exist in the theatrical cut, it’s much lengthier, and gorier (set to a soothing Enya track) in the Super Duper Cut. In the theatrical version, this scene ends when DP grabs a towel tied to the waist of a very alive Japanese gangster, which causes DP to see his “junk” and remark, “Scout Master Kevin?” before cutting to Biloxi, but in the Super Duper Cut, DP says, “Left a little landing strip there, I like it,” before the fight continues. Three others join in, all stabbing the Merc with their swords before coming to an end. Extra Dopinder Taxi Scene After DP escapes from Sergei Valishnikov’s (Thayr Harris) thugs, the scene with Dopinder (Karan Soni) driving him home unfolds the same as the theatrical cut, but when he drops him off, there is an extra bit in the Super Duper cut with DP trying to motivate him to become an assassin, telling his faithful cabbie to, “grab those dreams by the d**k tip and make it rain.” When DP gets inside, trying to explain to an impatient Vanessa (Monica Baccarin) why he was late, there are a few extra bits about launching gluten into space (previously seen in one of the trailers) and diarrhea. Opening Credits Sequence The hilarious opening credit sequence, which is clearly a nod to the elaborate sequences from the James Bond franchise, are slightly different in both the theatrical and the Super Duper Cut. While the footage is exactly the same, the parody credits are a bit different. The first few are the same (A Film By Wait a Minute!, Produced by Did You Just Kill Her?, Presented by What the F**k? ), but instead of “In Association With I Don’t Understand,” the Super Duper Cut replaces that with “Production Designer She Was Like Everyone’s Favorite Character.” Then they have, “Film Editing Good Luck Bringing Me Back F***heads” before “Starring Obviously, Someone Who Hates Sharing the Spotlight,” and instead of “Written by The Real Villains” (riffing off the first movie where it was Written by The Real Heroes), the Super Duper Cut has, “Writers I Blame The Writers, “Real Heroes” My Ass.” They also changed “Cinematography Blind Al” to “Cinematography Someone Who Would Literally Film Anything” before ending on the same director’s credit, “Directed By One of the Guys Who Killed the Dog in John Wick.” Sister Margaret's The scene after the opening credits, where Wade is drowning his sorrows at Sister Margaret’s, plays out roughly the same, although a few bits are rearranged and there are a few alt jokes. When Weasel (T.J. Miller) tells Wade he has to go home, in the Super Duper Cut, he tells Wade he smells sauerkraut left out in warm rain or Rush Limbaugh’s couches after Shark Week. When Dopinder asks about the correlation between a mop and a gun, instead of the theatrical joke where Weasel says, “They both have handles,” the Super Duper Cut has Weasel saying, “Because I can shove both of them up your ass and still kill you.” Suicide Montage After Wade leaves Sister Margaret’s, he heads to Blind Al’s (Leslie Uggams) to pick up a hidden stash of cocaine, telling Al that he’s about to do something really stupid.<doc-sep>
Deadpool 2 is now available on digital platforms. The Super Duper Cutof the sequel has been released digitally by Fox and, to honor the occasion, they have unveiled a brand new, hilarious teaser featuring Ryan Reynolds as the Merc With a Mouth, as well as a deleted scene with Wade Wilson getting all domesticated at the X-Mansion. Both videos are well worth a watch. The new teaser features Deadpool in black and white, discussing the new entry in the franchise in classy fashion, while making jokes about their use of third-tier Marvel characters. He also gets French with it, billing the new extended edition of Deadpool 2 as "le super duper cut." The extended cut was recently screened at San Deigo Comic-Con and comes packed with 15 minutes of additional footage. Here's what Fox had to say about the Super Duper Cut. "The sequel to the first one! (That's just lazy writing). But wait...there's more! If your second time wasn't enough, your second, second time will blow you away. The Deadpool 2 Super Duper [email protected]%!#& Cut gives you even more of everyone's favorite red-spandexed superhero now with 15 minutes of brand-new action and jokes lovingly inserted throughout. That's a whole lotta D in a surprisingly small package!" A new deleted scene has also made its way online which features Wade at the X-Mansion shortly after tragedy strikes him toward the beginning of the movie. He's buttoned up like a "registered sex offender," as Negasonic Teenage Warhead puts it, as he does some household chores and assures Yukio and Colossus that he's a changed man. As we see later in the movie, that clearly doesn't stick. The first Deadpool was a tough act to follow but Deadpool 2 did a fine job of filling those big shoes. The movie grossed $732 million worldwide. That doesn't match the original's gross of $783 million, but there are a range of factors that contributed to that fact, such as the sequel debuting in the middle of the summer and facing down a lot more competition. By virtually every measure, this is a very successful sequel and ensures that Ryan Reynolds should be playing the character for at least a few more years. Who knows what will happen once Disney takes over, but for now, this is a franchise with a lot of gas in the tank. With the introduction of Josh Brolin's Cable and Zazie Beetz as Domino in the sequel, the X-Force movie has been teed up quite nicely. Deadpool 2 is currently available via digital retailers. Those of you who are holding out for a physical copy on Blu-ray or DVD will have to wait until August 21. You can check out the new teaser, courtesy of the 20th Century Fox YouTube channel, for yourself below, as well as the newly revealed deleted scene.