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<mask> (born November 3, 1953) is an American talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, and comedian. He was a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991, and he subsequently hosted a string of his own talk shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication. From 2007 to 2015, <mask> hosted a daily, three-hour, self-titled talk radio program, nationally syndicated by Westwood One. On March 9, 2020, <mask> + One show, launched on RT America. It runs twice-weekly and features celebrity interviews. <mask> is listed as 21st on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time, and was ranked as the best host of SNLs Weekend Update by Vulture.com. Early life
<mask> was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and grew up in the suburb of Castle Shannon.He is of Scottish descent. <mask>'s parents separated and he was raised by his mother, Norma, a dietitian at a Baptist nursing home. <mask> is reluctant to speak about his father, usually just saying he "moved on when I was very young." He is the eldest of Norma's five children, and in his early life often looked after the rest of his siblings. <mask> attended Saint Anne School, a Catholic elementary school. <mask>'s personality during this period was not one of an innate performer but of a shy kid. <mask>'s childhood pastimes included street football, backyard baseball, basketball at St. Anne's, and much television.At St. Anne's, he served as manager for the Catholic Youth Organization basketball team for boys 15–16 years old. <mask>'s first inspiration to pursue a comedy career came as a child when he was taken to see comedian Kelly Monteith at a Pittsburgh club. After the show Monteith was kind enough to answer the young <mask>'s questions about being a comedian, leaving him thinking "Man, I'm going to work hard at this; ...seems like fun." <mask> went to Keystone Oaks High School. His two earliest childhood comedy heroes were Jonathan Winters and Tim Conway. By high school he had already developed a reputation for humor. At Keystone Oaks, <mask> was a member of the Physical Fitness Club, and in his senior year he worked on the Keynote newspaper and served on the student council, but lost his bid for senior class president.During his senior year, he served as co-emcee for the Keystone Oaks May Pageant, themed "Once Upon A Rumble Seat". Despite <mask>'s reputation for humor, his actual personality at this time was one that was reserved, lacking self-confidence, and hidden under a layer of comedy. He graduated from high school in 1971 with the intent of studying to become a sports writer. At Point Park University <mask> became a member of Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity. <mask> likened his social status at this period as being lower than Booger of Revenge of the Nerds. <mask> majored in journalism. In the fall of his senior year at the university, <mask> began writing for the South Hills Record, mixing humor into his sports reporting.When the paper changed its payment structure to pay around an eighth of a penny per column inch, <mask> quit. <mask> graduated from Point Park in 1976 with a degree in journalism. <mask> later reflected on why he did not continue to pursue journalism, saying "I'm just not that interested in other people's business and that's a tragic flaw in a journalist." Career
After college, <mask> was unable to find work in journalism. Instead, he moved through several occupations, including a clerk at Giant Eagle deli, a janitor, a delivery man for a florist, and an ice cream scooper at the Village Dairy. Reflecting on his pre-comedy job history in a later discussion with Tom Snyder, <mask> recalled leaving college and attending a real estate seminar at a "bad hotel," which consisted of a five-hour lecture without bathroom breaks. Near the end of the lecture, he was told that he would only be paid by commission, which made <mask> say "I'm in Hell, I don't even know what I am going to do for a living here.I'm a nut case." <mask> then worked as a delivery man for what he describes as "an all-gay florist." Leaving that job, he worked as an ice cream scooper. <mask> recalled that he was twenty-one—five years out of high school and wearing a paper hat while working alongside teens excited about getting their driver's licenses. A spur to quit the ice cream scooping job was when the prettiest girl he had attended high school with came in and he was the one who had to take her order, which filled him with embarrassment. <mask> later stated that at the time he feared that if he stayed in such jobs, his life would become a Franz Kafka novella, and it stiffened his resolve to start pursuing a comedy career. Leaving the ice cream parlor, <mask> joined the staff at Point Park's Recreation Room, where he was in charge of the bowling alley, video games, and running the air-hockey league.Air-hockey regulars nicknamed him "Clarence" after NHL Commissioner Clarence Campbell, or called him "Commish." When <mask>'s brother Jimmy was around, they referred to him as "Commush". A patron from that time recalled that <mask> sat on pool tables telling jokes and honing his comedy to those in the rec room, which was the only place the commuters gathered. <mask> and the other patrons closely followed the NFL at the time as it was the "era of the Super Steelers". Stand-up

In 1979 after seeing a Robin Williams comedy special on HBO, <mask> decided that he had to pursue his dream of being a stand-up comedian. In Pittsburgh, <mask> began a comedy career by performing at open-mic nights. He backed out of his first two attempts to perform at an open mic due to stage fright and anger with himself over the question of whether the drive to perform was a need for approval from others.When he finally made his début at the Oak's Lounge on Sleepy Hollow Road in Castle Shannon, most of <mask>'s family was in the audience to cheer him on. In a later interview, <mask> spoke of the stage presence he developed for his stand-up act to address his fears. (He emphasized that the comedy business will always be frightening as any error could spiral into the end of a career.) To compensate for his early fears, <mask> said, "I got up there and acted like the guy I always wanted to be to get through it. ...It's a part of me, but it's not the real me." He would keep his hands in his pockets to appear unfazed, or adjust his cuffs during an audience laugh to give the appearance of indifference to approval. <mask> pointed out that part of his act is to show a "hipper-than-thou" persona, but then purposely undermine it at regular intervals for comedic effect.He began appearing onstage at the Oak's Lounge in Castle Shannon while working at the Giant Eagle deli in Kennedy. <mask> lived without a car and without much money in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh, hitching rides or taking buses. He continued to do stand-ups in Oakland and at places like Brandy's in the Strip District and the Portfolio on Craig Street, eventually saving up $1,000 which he used to try to fast-track his comedy career by moving to New York City. Once there, <mask> had to bribe a landlord to give him a room for $200, then had to pay the security deposit of $250 and the first month's rent of $250. Thus, he spent $700 of his $1,000 savings on his first day in New York, for a sparse, bunker-like room. While in New York he submitted a joke for a Playboy magazine contest for humor writing that was judged by an all-star panel including Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Cosby, David Brenner, Martin Mull, Art Buchwald, and Buck Henry. Of around 15,000 entries, <mask> tied for second and his joke and picture appeared in the June 1979 issue of the magazine.<mask> won $500 in Playboys first annual humor competition with the following joke:

For the first year and a half of his comedy career, <mask> had heavily relied on props during his act, but he felt this limited him and switched to using purely language. <mask> gained more exposure when he tried out for the New York Laff-Off Contest. The contest had 40 slots but 32 of them had already been filled by the top regulars who appeared at the three comedy venues sponsoring the competition. Some 350 people tried out for the remaining eight slots, some of whom had appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The Merv Griffin Show, or The Mike Douglas Show. Many of the comedians <mask> was up against had hours of crafted material, while he had fine-tuned around ten minutes. To his surprise and delight, <mask> earned one of the remaining slots. For the competition itself he appeared at the Improv and received a standing ovation, moving him on to the finals.While he did not win the Laff-Off, he was seen by dozens of talent agents, resulting in bookings at colleges and other clubs. While he was working in New York City, Hustler Magazine listed <mask> in a piece called "The 10 Funniest People in America You'll Never See on TV". While in New York City, <mask> supported himself by working rather mundane jobs during the day, such as bartender and payroll clerk, and by night made the rounds of New York clubs The Comic Strip, The Improvisation, and Catch a Rising Star. After about a year, unable to make a go of it, he returned to Pittsburgh. Television
Having honed his stand-up comedy act, <mask> was able to transition to television, increasing his audience base. KDKA-TV
Having gone through the comedy-club circuit, <mask> returned to do his sight-gag routine back in Pittsburgh at Brandy's in August 1980. It was there that local television station KDKA-TV was shooting a piece for its Evening Magazine and offered him a job at the station.By the end of 1980 <mask> was acting as a warm-up in the afternoons for KDKA's Pittsburgh 2Day. He then began starring in humorous segments for the syndicated Evening Magazine. By 1983 he had become the host of Punchline, a Saturday-morning newsmagazine aimed at teenagers. In one episode he interviewed fellow comedian Pat Paulsen. <mask> later reflected on this time, saying that "you have to start somewhere," and that he was "just pleased to be in front of a camera." During this time <mask> also performed stand-up in such New York City comedy clubs as Catch A Rising Star and The Comic Strip. While in New York, <mask> saw a show by Richard Belzer and noted how he barked at the crowd rather than embrace it, was cutting rather than cute.<mask> adopted this comedic philosophy. During performances at comedy clubs in Pittsburgh, <mask> befriended Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld. In 1984 Leno found <mask> an apartment in Los Angeles and he and Seinfeld arranged a debut for <mask> at The Improv. <mask> resigned from KDKA and moved to Los Angeles to try to further his comedy career. <mask>'s brothers Rich and Jimmy joined him in Los Angeles, taking up varied jobs around The Improv such as booking shows, acting as bouncer, and selling tickets. Jimmy became a power talent agent with <mask>, and Rich ran RCM Entertainment, booking comedians across the country. In Los Angeles, Leno was a big influence on <mask>, as he was to many upcoming comedians in the area at the time.Young comedians gathered at Leno's home late at night and he offered critiques with humorous, biting wit. Leno also taped television appearances of his group and showed them during such sessions while offering more humorous critiques. <mask> later fondly recalled the time, saying it was like "sitting at his knee, querying Yoda". <mask> appeared on Star Search, where he lost out to fellow comedian Sinbad after the two tied on judges' scores; Sinbad won with a higher studio-audience approval rating. <mask> made his first appearance on Late Night with David Letterman on June 24, 1985 (other guests were Phil Collins and María Conchita Alonso). Saturday Night Live
<mask>'s big break came in 1985, when he was discovered by Lorne Michaels at The Comedy Store. <mask> subsequently auditioned for SNL in Los Angeles, and did well enough for a second audition at Times Square in New York.About 70 people watched this second audition—this was most of the show's staff along with Lorne Michaels, Paul Simon, and Dan Aykroyd. <mask> walked into a well-lit room and was told "Go ahead, you have eight minutes, <mask>." After the New York audition he went to dinner with Michaels and Jack Nicholson. <mask> felt that this was just another aspect of his audition, to see if he could handle himself around famous people, so he "just sat there quietly". <mask> later recalled the conclusion of the meeting with Michaels: "He looked at me and goes, 'Would you like to do my newscast?'. And I said, 'Yeah, I would', and he said, 'Well, I'll see you tomorrow'. And then I walked out.And I remember thinking, 'My life has just changed.'" <mask> had landed a spot on Saturday Night Live, where he succeeded Christopher Guest as the Weekend Update anchor. The spot was supposed to go to comic Jon Lovitz, but Lovitz was scheduled for other parts on the show and needed the Update segment to do costume changes, so <mask> was drafted to read the news. <mask> had not been particularly political in his comedy before SNL but found that it came easy—he could open a newspaper and find a few headlines to build a new act around. He decided to make his stage persona a bit sardonic, as he felt that people who had tried to do the Weekend Update segment as nice guys did not last very long in the role. <mask> began his fictional news reports with "Good evening, and what can I tell ya?" and closed with "Guess what, folks?That's the news, and I... am... outta here!" Fans of SNL became accustomed to his snarky delivery, high-pitched giggle, and frequently primped hair—idiosyncrasies that were spoofed by Dana Carvey, Tom Hanks, and Jimmy Fallon, all of whom have impersonated <mask> on the show. When <mask> left SNL in 1991, the anchor's chair was turned over to Kevin Nealon. In 1988, <mask> released a stand-up comedy CD, The Off-White Album, derived from an HBO special titled Mr. <mask> Goes to Washington, which drew heavily from the observational and metaphor-driven style he was known for on Saturday Night Live, and showed glimpses of the political humor that would influence his later work. A well-received HBO special, <mask>: Black and White, aired shortly after the release of the CD. Although <mask> spent much of his time on SNL behind the Weekend Update desk, he was included in some sketches and did a few recurring characters and celebrity impersonations. Recurring characters
 Koko, one of the pixies in the recurring sketch "Miss Connie's Fable Nook"
 Steve, one of The Stand-Ups (others include Jon Lovitz as Bob, Damon Wayans as Keith, and Tom Hanks as Paul)

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It was thought that he would renew his contract with NBC until at least 1993.Leaving SNL
<mask> decided he was going to leave SNL after the 1990–91 season despite being happy with his role on the show, and despite loving writing political gags for it, because he had turned 38 and his 18-month-old son Holden had made him want to strive for things to "make the boy proud." He had a late-night talk show in development, and it was believed that fans of Letterman would naturally be interested in <mask>'s show and prefer that over Leno's in that time slot. He told an interviewer, "I had a great gig and this came up. It seemed like an opportunity that doesn't present itself too frequently in your life, so I opted to take it. ...I wanted to see what other talents I had, so I decided this was the shot." <mask> thought that his outspokenness behind the SNL desk on political topics and even on jokes not working out made the transition to talk show host a good idea. He also felt that the SNL studio audience never fully accepted him in skits as other characters, making him question his acting ability.After it was announced that <mask> would be starting his own show, he was a guest on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Carson offered him some advice while reflecting on his own 30-year career from which he was retiring in May 1992. He told <mask> to compete only with himself, not to focus on the competition. <mask> appreciated the advice, noting that "there's no class for this" and that he would have to learn on the job in front of an audience. In preparation, <mask> sharpened his interviewing skills by practicing on the show's stage hands. He felt that the secret to interviewing well was listening to the guest rather than trying to set up jokes while the guest is talking. As the date for the show's opening approached, <mask> told an interviewer that he was both thrilled and "scared shitless" by the opportunity.He hoped to eventually be able to relax enough to be entirely himself. He saw Carson's approach as the standard but hoped not to be too influenced by anyone. Between SNL and his new show, <mask> did stand-up dates with Howie Mandel and then with Steven Wright. The <mask> Show

In 1992, after leaving SNL, <mask> hosted an eponymous late-night talk show in syndication that lasted seven months. The show, launched in January 1992, was an attempt by syndicator Tribune Entertainment to carve out a niche in the late-night television landscape; an opportunity to do so was anticipated due to Carson's retirement from The Tonight Show that May and his replacement by Jay Leno. <mask>'s show was unable to build a significant audience, however, and was cancelled in July. <mask> Live
Beginning in 1994, <mask> hosted <mask> Live, a half-hour talk show on HBO.The show's theme song was the Tears for Fears hit "Everybody Wants to Rule the World", and included a snippet of the song "Civilized" by the Rollins Band. The show was taped at CBS Television City on the same stage where The Price Is Right is taped. It utilized a small set and sparse lighting, and there was no band. It comprised mainly <mask>, speaking to the largely-unseen studio audience, on a darkened stage. <mask> hosted one guest per show, with whom he discussed the topic of

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 the day. Early on, guests were all interviewed live via satellite, but soon most appeared live in the studio. There was also a call-in segment.The number was originally given as 1-800-LACTOSE. Later, he referred to it only by its numeric equivalent (1-800-522-8673). Within the time available, <mask> typically could accommodate only two or three calls. He gradually eliminated call-ins in the last few seasons of the show. <mask> and his writing staff won five Emmy Awards during the show's run, which aired 215 episodes over nine years. HBO cancelled the show in 2002. Monday Night Football
With the increasing popularity of cable television and its multiple channel and programming options, ABC's Monday Night Football found itself competing for viewers.One of its main competitors for its target young male demographic was professional wrestling. ABC went through a series of different announcer combinations in rapid succession, trying to establish a booth dynamic that would recapture the public's imagination. By the close of the 1999 season, they were looking to make the fourth change in as many years. By the end of the 1999 NFL season, Monday Night Football had its ratings decline for the fifth season in a row. In an effort to turn things around, ABC fired Boomer Esiason, who had been on the show for two years. They also convinced Don Ohlmeyer, who had produced the show in the 1970s, to come out of retirement and gave him the authority to pick his own announcers. ABC Sports President Howard Katz told The Associated Press he felt "Monday Night Football was not as special as it used to be, and that's why we've taken the dramatic steps we've taken.We wanted to remove some of the sameness. We wanted to reinvent a little bit." Elsewhere Katz said "It may not work. We may find out that this is a bad idea. But I love taking the risk." Ohlmeyer set out to try and recapture the viewer excitement of the Howard Cosell and Don Meredith era. ABC told the AP that each open position had around twenty viable candidates vying for it, who auditioned by sitting with Al Michaels (whom ABC had retained) and 'calling' the previous season AFC playoff game between Tennessee and Buffalo.<mask> auditioned on June 12, 2000, sitting with Michaels in a Los Angeles studio to do such a mock broadcast. <mask>'s NFL knowledge surprised those in attendance. He had grown up watching the 1970s championship Steelers and was an avid watcher of the NFL draft. He had even inquired about an announcing job with Fox after they had acquired rights to show NFL games in 1994. Michaels later told an interviewer, "It was way beyond what we expected. I had no idea that he knew as much about football as he did. He made points that other analysts we brought in never made, and his points were more salient, more interesting, and better stated.He was giving his riff, analyzing the plays and providing the humor. Amazing would not be an overstatement. Then I thought, Maybe he's shooting his wad here, and that's all we're going to get. But he kept going. Hell, it was almost perfect. Don and I looked at each other and said, 'Wow. Where did this come from?'"ABC told Sports Illustrated about the three-month process Ohlmeyer went through, including going through hundreds of tapes, slimming down to 40 candidates, and conducting 20 auditions (which included Jimmy Johnson, Bill Parcells, Steve Young, and John Elway). The Los Angeles Times noted that ESPN's Sterling Sharpe appeared to have been ABC's first choice but he had refused to return phone calls to ABC. Ohlmeyer had considered <mask> early in the process, more as offering a rant segment within the broadcast, but he began to think of him in an expanded role. By late June 2000, it was announced that <mask> had beaten out Rush Limbaugh and Tony Kornheiser (among others) for a job as color commentator on ABC's Monday Night Football. The Los Angeles Times called <mask>'s hiring "one of the boldest moves in sports television history," and noted that <mask>, like Cosell, was "someone who is loved and hated," a person seen by some "as brilliant and witty; others see him as smug, pompous, and obnoxious." Show producer Ohlmeyer explained his thinking about hiring <mask>: "Football is not played in St. Patrick's Cathedral. People watch football to have some fun.We want a telecast that's relevant, successful, and unpredictable. If it doesn't work out, no amount of buzz will save us." <mask> praised the producer, saying "I admire Ohlmeyer's cojones ... I think I'm a pretty quirky hire. I admire him for that." After the announcement, <mask> appeared on the July 3, 2000, cover of Sports Illustrated with the title "Can <mask> Save 'Monday Night Football?'" <mask> told reporters that he would not be trying to dominate the show.Both he and Ohlmeyer said his role would not be that of a comedian. <mask> stated, "I'm going to try to stay in the background and ask questions a fan would ask. The rants are my HBO show and I won't try to recreate that. I'm going to try to integrate myself in a three-man scheme." <mask> and the new broadcasting team (hold-over Al Michaels on play-by-play, Dan Fouts as analyst, and Eric Dickerson with Melissa Stark reporting from the sidelines) began airing through the preseason, starting on July 31, 2000, in the preseason Hall of Fame Game between the New England Patriots and the San Francisco 49ers. The show's official season opener was on September 4, 2000, with the Denver Broncos at the defending Super Bowl champion St. Louis Rams. <mask>'s performance at the official opener was met with mixed reviews.AP and The Boston Globe held that <mask> had improved from preseason, but The Washington Times said he "comes off as being a smug, smarmy, smirking sort," and The Toronto Star suggested, "Send <mask> back to the Comedy Channel. ... This guy just isn't very good." Throughout <mask>'s football coverage his commentary was sprinkled with esoteric references. A common Miller-ism was after a Hail Mary pass fell incomplete, he would say "Hail Mary is denied—separation of church and state." He also once referred to "The Greatest Show on Turf"—the St. Louis Rams receiving corps—as the "Murderer's Row of Haste." Online options arose to offer definitions to references made by <mask> on Monday Night Football: a website called "<mask> Miller Demystified," Encyclopædia Britannica's "Annotated <mask>," and the Shadowpack (a "content aggregator, formatter, and e-commerce app") giving real-time explanations on personal digital assistant.<mask> stated he was flattered by such attention. As his first season progressed, <mask>'s critics held that "he sounds scripted." The show's ratings continued to decline; in 2001 the show had 16.8 million viewers, down from 18.5 million the year before and below the 19.4 million of pre-<mask> 1999. As the ratings did not improve, writers from Newsweek and USA Today began openly calling for <mask> to be let go. Despite the questionable ratings, <mask> and Fouts signed a contract for a third year. Despite having hired <mask> and Fouts for another year, ABC began negotiations with veteran football commentator John Madden. Madden had worked at Fox Sports for eight years since the network had won the contract for the NFC Conference games away from CBS in 1998.Since getting the NFL contract, Fox had lost $4.4 billion (losing $387 million due to the contract in 2001 alone), and was looking to cut programming costs. Madden's contract for the next year would cost Fox $8 million so, when ABC was approaching Madden, Fox agreed to let him out of his remaining year on their contract. Despite having been hired for another year, <mask> and Fouts were replaced by Madden, who was signed on February 28, 2002, for $5 million a year for four years. (Fouts remained with ABC, being moved to cover college football; <mask> and Eric Dickerson were let go.) <mask> later reflected, "The football thing was fun for me. I was in the middle of a maelstrom and I just decided not to pay attention to it because, for me, getting hired was a freakish act of nature. I had never gone to a football game.... I remember the day I heard that John Madden had quit Fox [and] I remember calling Dan Fouts that afternoon and saying, 'Get ready, babe, we're getting whacked.' ... I don't have any hard feelings." Elsewhere he said, "As soon as Madden left Fox, I pretty much knew I was going to be whacked. Here was Madden, the Pliny the Elder of football announcers. And they were going to stay with the kid?I was having fun. I had alienated half the community, and probably half of them liked me. Which is pretty much my batting average. I began to see maybe a decade ago that my career was never going to be in complete approval. I wasn't endearing." When asked about "the <mask> experiment," Madden told Sports Illustrated that he thought people tuned into Monday Night to view the game and not entertainment; "If I go to watch a comedian, I don't expect a football game to break out." Al Michaels, while overjoyed to work with Madden, praised <mask>, saying, "what he tried to do was the hardest thing ever attempted in broadcasting.No other non-football person or someone of that ilk could have pulled it off as well as he did." In 2010, TV Guide Network listed <mask>'s stint at No. 12 on their list of 25 Biggest TV Blunders, while Awful Announcing put him at No. 1 in their list of the Top 10 Sports Media Busts. CNBC show
E! News later reported that MSNBC had considered <mask> for a 2002 prime-time talk show, but instead went with Phil Donahue. By 2003, <mask> began providing regular commentary for the Fox News show Hannity & Colmes.E! News reported that he was a serious candidate to provide commentary on the show, but the deal did not go through for unknown reasons. CNBC had seen a slide in its ratings since Brian Williams was moved to NBC to replace retiring Tom Brokaw in its NBC Nightly News. The network had not had a well-known personality in its prime-time lineup since the departure of Geraldo Rivera for Fox News in 2001. The nighttime audience for CNBC was smaller than its cable competitors, causing the network to look for a new direction. While it had been showing mostly business-oriented talk shows, such as Kudlow & Cramer and Capital Report, NBC Entertainment president Jeff Zucker approached <mask> with an offer to do a prime-time political show weeknights in CNBC's 9 p.m. (ET) slot, which placed him against Fox's Bill O'Reilly. <mask> accepted the offer and the show, produced by NBC Studios, began on January 26, 2004, called, simply, <mask>.CNBC announced that they were "comfortable with an unabashed Bush fan in the middle of its prime-time schedule in an election year." Their president Pamela Thomas-Graham said, "When we hired <mask>, we knew exactly what his political beliefs were and his viewers will hear them. The reason we hired him is we think he's witty, smart and interesting. He's part of a lineup. He's not the only person in the lineup." She contrasted his political leanings to that of John McEnroe's, whose own talk show followed <mask>'s in the lineup. The group Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting objected that one of the show's producers was Mike Murphy, who was an adviser to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (<mask>'s first guest on the show), and charged that CNBC was setting up a conflict of interest.<mask> promised to serve as "'an ombudsman' who will tell it like it is and become 'incensed' on the viewer's behalf". Stylistically <mask> was seen by some as "attempting to be serious, angry, and funny all at the same time," and the show was compared to that of Bill Maher. When asked if he had the credentials to do a quasi-news show, <mask> stressed he was an entertainer. "I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London Fog reporting on the Blitz." In the beginning of the series, <mask> had a chimpanzee on the show named Ellie, who was declared a "consultant." After a few appearances Ellie was replaced by a smaller, friendlier chimp named Mo.Reviewers theorized Ellie was let go "perhaps because she pressed the Howard Dean 'scream' button on <mask>'s desk one too many times." Mo was noted for swinging across the studio on a rope, doing somersaults on the sofa while giving the appearance of reading Variety, and for nuzzling <mask> while he gave his monologue. <mask> appeared to enjoy Mo's presence and his personality. The hour-long show contained a daily news segment called "The Daily Rorschach," which were wordy riffs on news events, reminiscent of his role on SNL's Weekend Update and his HBO show. Reviewers felt <mask>'s riffs would benefit from a live audience, and the show incorporated a "nightclub-style audience of 100 or so" beginning on March 9, 2004. A sign giving out the toll-free telephone number to order tickets was held up by Mo. For the first half of the show <mask> interviewed someone held to be able to explain a particular current issue in the news.L.A. Weekly remarked, "<mask> may be up front about his own political affiliation, even to the point of shilling for the Republicans, but despite his increasingly aggressive America-first humor, he is unusually evenhanded in his selection of guests." <mask> had laid out his vision for such interviews before the show began airing, telling The Associated Press, "I don't want it to be a screaming shriekfest. I want it to be a pretty reasoned discourse. I don't care what Gary Coleman thinks about Afghanistan, which to me was the flaw of 'Politically Correct' towards the end." For its second half, the show also featured a panel discussion dubbed "The Varsity," which offered a wide variety of political viewpoints on current topics. Frequent "Varsity" panelists included Ed Schultz, Gloria Allred, Willie Brown, David Horowitz, Mickey Kaus, Steven Katz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Phil Hendrie, and Harry Shearer. In these segments, <mask> acted "less like a host than a fellow conversationalist, and seems as happy to listen as to interrupt.But he does get in a few wisecracks." <mask> was praised by LA Weekly for approaching the panel in a "relatively relaxed and straightforward attitude." Despite having "worked briefly as a commentator for Hannity and Colmes on Fox, he's far from being a Murdochian attack dog, and he often sits there and sucks it up while people tell him just how awful the administration of his beloved commander-in-chief really is. ... <mask>, it turns out, is considerably more interested in 'diversity' than some of his liberal counterparts." Fellow SNL alum Tim Meadows and Last Comic Standings Ant portrayed humorous field correspondents which served as a break between the political humor. The show was openly pro-President George W. Bush, and it debuted at the same time that John Kerry had become the Democratic front-runner. The inability to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, a budget that was seen as out of control, and a resentment over the President's tough-talking cowboy image had all caused a major decline in President Bush's approval numbers.While <mask>'s rating started out well with his first episode interviewing his friend Schwarzenegger (The New York Times put the figure at 746,000 people, which was a big number in the eyes of CNBC), by March 2004 his numbers had slipped to 300,000. This was in contrasted to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which attracted 1.9 million viewers, and which aired at the later time slot of 11 pm. By April 2005, <mask>'s viewership had declined to 107,000 (a 59% drop from the year before). CNBC canceled the show in May 2005 as part of the network's move to refocus on financial news (airings of Late Night with Conan O'Brien and shows hosted by John McEnroe and Tina Brown were also cancelled). <mask>'s show was replaced with a second airing of Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Guest appearances and commercials
<mask> has appeared as a guest or guest star on various shows, including Boston Public, The Daily Show, Hannity & Colmes, NewsRadio, The O'Reilly Factor, The Norm Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, SportsCenter, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, and late-night talk shows The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, and WWE Raw. <mask> hosted the MTV Video Music Awards in 1995 and 1996.He was also the host of HBO's 1996 series of election specials, Not Necessarily the Election. In 2003, he made a guest appearance on the Cartoon Network Adult Swim show Space Ghost Coast to Coast. In May 2017, <mask> hosted a month-long series of monster movies on Turner Classic Movies. He appeared in wraparounds on the channel, discussing such films as Creature from the Black Lagoon and The Deadly Mantis. He has appeared in various television commercials, serving as a spokesman for M&M's candies, 10-10-220 long-distance service, <mask> beer, and the Internet service provider NetZero. About these activities he has remarked: "Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. I'm a family man.I sold out to make an M&M commercial. They offer incredible amounts of money, and I say, 'What can I do to sell one more piece of candy for you? Do you want me to hug the M&M?'" <mask> also did a short B2B commercial for Blockbuster/IBM partnership company, New Leaf Entertainment. On February 27, 2012, <mask> guest starred on Hawaii 5-0 in the episode "Lekio," alongside guest star James Caan. Return to Fox News
On September 21, 2006, <mask> returned to Fox News with a two-and-a-half-minute commentary on illegal immigration during his "Real Free Speech" segment on Hannity & Colmes. He appeared on 13 of the 17 aired episodes of the comedy show The 1/2 Hour News Hour.He had a weekly segment called "Miller Time" on The O'Reilly Factor, and has also appeared on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld under the pseudonym "Mansquito," a name <mask> has pledged to use on future appearances on the network. Game shows
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In November 2007, Versus tapped <mask> to host Sports Unfiltered, a weekly one-hour sports talk show. It was canceled after eight episodes. <mask> + One
<mask> has hosted <mask> + One, on RT America since March 9, 2020.The half-hour program airs twice weekly, and features interviews with sports and entertainment celebrities. In line with the name of the show, <mask> interviews a single guest for the entire half hour. The show replaced Larry King Now, on which <mask> had been a frequent guest host. Radio career
The <mask> Show
In January 2007, <mask> signed a deal with Westwood One (later acquired by Dial Global, which rebranded itself as Westwood One) to launch The <mask> Show, a weekday three-hour talk radio program. The program debuted on March 26, 2007, and ran through February 27, 2015. The show's website provided a live stream of the broadcast. The site also made archives of all shows available in MP3 format.The live feed was free, but a subscription to the Dennis Miller Zone (DMZ) was required in order to access archived broadcasts. The show aired on 250+ stations, airing on tape delay on some of those stations between 6–9 pm ET and 9 pm-12 am ET. Salem stations also aired a "best of" <mask> show on Saturdays. His on-air sidekick "Salman" (David S. Weiss) also wrote for <mask> Live. His producer Christian Bladt previously appeared on-camera as dozens of different characters during the "Daily Rorschach" segment on his CNBC television show. <mask>'s program included serious discussions about American culture, current events, politics, and their place in the global context. The show was infused with <mask>'s sarcasm, which is often characterized by obscure pop culture references.For example, each hour of the show once opened with an arcane reference. The first hour's opening phrase was a combination of dialogue from the film Thank You for Smoking and a U.S. space program slogan coined by Alan Shepard: "What's up, Hiroshi? Let's light this candle!" <mask>'s other opening phrases for his second and third hours respectively were "Come to me my babies, let me quell your pain", (Powers Boothe as Jim Jones in Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones) and "ABC – Always be c'''losing if you want the knife set" (from Glengarry Glen Ross). Most shows featured three guests (one per hour), mostly from the world of politics and entertainment, as well as calls from listeners. Guests included fellow comedians and SNL alumni (such as Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz), pundits and authors such as Ann Coulter, Aaron Klein and Mark Steyn (while the show's guest list leaned right of center, there were several liberals who appeared on the show, such as <mask> and Alan Dershowitz), Presidential candidates, several sports commentators, and some "regulars" like columnists and conservatives Debra Saunders, Charles Krauthammer, Victor Davis Hanson, John Bolton, Bill Kristol, and Jerome Corsi along with entertainers such as singer Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits and actor Orson Bean. <mask> generally took calls every hour, and in addition to comments about culture and politics, <mask> encouraged humorous callers and often commented on their comedic delivery.A segment on Fridays was set aside for "Dennis Ex Machina", his term for a segment without a guest, where he allowed phone calls on any topic. In a 2007 interview <mask> said he felt that his radio show of all his work best represented his actual unvarnished views, saying "This time, if I'm fired, they will be firing the real <mask>." According to Talkers Magazine, as of spring 2011, <mask>'s show had an estimated 2,250,000 weekly listeners. <mask> and Dial Global signed an agreement in early 2012 to continue his show for three years. <mask> ended the radio show after his contract expired on March 27, 2015. Other endeavors
<mask> periodically performs stand-up at the Orleans Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. In recent appearances, he has done a mix of his old and new material, with some political jokes as well.He has authored four books based on his stand-up comedy and television monologues: The Rants (1996), Ranting Again (1999), I Rant, Therefore I Am (2000), and The Rant Zone (2001). <mask> has appeared in several films, in both comedic and non-comedic roles. His movie credits include Madhouse, Disclosure, The Net, Never Talk to Strangers, Bordello of Blood, What Happens in Vegas and Murder at 1600. He played the Howard Stern-like talk-radio host Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001) and appeared as himself in Thank You for Smoking (2006). <mask> guest hosted the Slammy Awards episode of WWE Raw on December 14, 2009. Comedic style
<mask> has a laid-back style (for example, calling people "babe" or "cat") and an acerbic, brooding sense of humor. His specialty is the rant, which typically begin with "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but..." and end with "...of course, that's just my opinion.I could be wrong." <mask> listed his comedic influences for The New York Times as including "<mask>, Richard Pryor, Richard Belzer and Mr. [Jay] Leno." When the Times asked him about the comedians Mort Sahl and Lenny Bruce, to whom he is often compared, <mask> stated that he had been impressed with transcripts of Sahl's early work but that as Sahl's career continued he became too tied to the Kennedy family and became a "savage name-dropper," which diminished him in <mask>'s eyes, and served as an example for him to avoid. <mask> had no respect for Bruce, telling the Times, "Lenny was a heroin addict, and I couldn't care less about heroin addicts. Once I hear a guy is a heroin addict, and they tell me he's a genius, I think, 'Really?' I'm not trying to be judgmental. But anybody whose last vision is of a tile pattern on a bathroom floor, I don't know what kind of genius they are."Describing his career <mask> stated, "It's all been built on arcane references, precision of language, and a reasonably imperturbable nature on TV. The basics are there, but I've been getting paid, making a living and having fun with it for next to 25 years, and you know that blows my mind that I've stuck with it. That's my favorite part of showbiz, hangin' in, knowing that something good is coming along. ... When I was starting, I thought I'd have to have a sword-in-the-stone moment of inspiration where I'd have to lay around for it to be visited on me. SNL was just a machine, and if you screwed two or three 'Updates' up, guess what, they have someone new and ready to go. So I learned how to pick up any newspaper and have five usable jokes in five minutes."I don't ever wanna get self-important. I'm a comedian, and I want everyone in my life to know it. The stream-of-consciousness style is my monkey trick. I sit there, I watch stuff, and cultural references bump into my head. I watched a lot of TV when I was a kid." <mask> has referred to his casual stage-style as "quasi-Dean Martin insouciance." When asked if he has accepted others' title of him as "the 'intelligent' comedian," he replied, "The smartest thing I ever did was not buying into the fact that people thought I was smart.I was telling jokes about where I named the robot maid for The Jetsons. It's just a joke. I just did jokes. I never had my head up my ass that I mattered. I'm trying to get laughs. ... I'm OK [intelligence-wise].I remember I had a writer once who told me—and we disagreed about everything, so I know he didn't think I was smart—but he said, 'I'll give you this. You have a deep drawer and a nice retrieval system.' I always thought that was a good appraisal of whatever limited comedy gift I had. I have a pretty good memory for pop arcana and a pretty quick retrieval system." Personal life
<mask> married Carolyn "Ali" Espley, a former model from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, on April 24, 1988. Espley is best known as the girl in Kajagoogoo's 1983 "Too Shy" music video. The couple live in Santa Barbara, California, and have two sons, Holden (born 1990) and Marlon (born 1993).His younger brother <mask> is a partner in the Hollywood management company Gold/Miller representing comedians such as Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Judd Apatow, and Sacha Baron Cohen. Political views
Although in his early years of fame he was perceived to be a staunch liberal and an outspoken critic of Republicans, in recent years, <mask> has become known for his neoconservative political opinions. He was a regular political commentator on Fox News's The O'Reilly Factor in a segment called "Miller Time", and previously appeared on the network's Hannity & Colmes in a segment called "Real Free Speech." Early outlook
When asked if his political outlook was a result of early influence by his parents, <mask> told a reporter "I didn't know my dad—he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense.I've been both in my life. Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking." During the late 1980s and continuing through the 1990s, <mask> was generally perceived as a cynic on the left, eager to bash conservative Republicans. The perception that <mask> was a member of the political left did not change much, even when <mask> told USA Today in 1995: "I might be profane and opinionated, but underneath all that are some pretty conservative feelings. On most issues, between Clinton and Newt Gingrich, I'd choose Newt in a second, even though he is a bit too exclusionary."<mask> also declared himself a "conservative libertarian" in a 1996 Playboy interview. <mask> later told American Enterprise that one of the reasons he became more conservative was due to liberal critiques of Mayor Rudy Giuliani's approach to fighting crime in New York City, which began around 1994. "When I kept hearing liberals equating Giuliani with Hitler—that's when I really left the reservation. Even before 9/11, I'd travel to New York and say, 'Wow, this city certainly seems to be running better. Giuliani is the kind of leader I admire. When it's five below zero and you arrest somebody to get him inside off the street—that's not something Hitler would do. It made me realize that I was with the wrong group if that's what Hitler looked like to them."In a 1998 piece, L. Brent Bozell III, the head of the conservative watchdog Media Research Center, took issue with <mask>'s politics while dismissing his 1996 claim to be a "conservative libertarian," saying <mask> "hasn't a clue about the meaning of either term." Post September 11, 2001, attacks
<mask>'s ideology changed significantly in the years following the September 11, 2001, attacks. He called the attack "the biggest tragedy in the history of this country," and that it not only temporarily halted his comedy but made it difficult to talk. "I couldn't put together a sentence for two weeks, much less something pithy." His convictions led him to become one of the few Hollywood celebrities backing George W. Bush and the war in Iraq. <mask> has said that one of the defining moments, in addition to 9/11, for his move from the Democratic to the Republican Party was watching a 2004 primary debate between the nine Democrats then contending for their party's nomination. "I haven't seen a starting nine like that since the '62 Mets," he remarked.In a 2007 interview with Bill O'Reilly, <mask> spoke on the subject of his political outlook. "Well, listen. I must say that I never considered myself a secular progressive. ... I didn't consider myself that then, and I don't consider myself to be Curtis LeMay now. I have always thought of myself as a pragmatist. And I began to see a degree of certitude on the left that I found unsettling.I don't like lockstep, even if it's lockstep about being open-minded. And after 9/11, I remember thinking we might have to get into some preemptive measures here. And that seemed to put me—I don't know—off to the kids' table." He said that his more open conservatism may have cost him some passing acquaintances, but it has not affected "my dear friends. I certainly hope our friendship runs deeper than that. I still have some ultra-liberal friends." Slate.com commentator <mask> describes <mask> as having changed from a "left-leaning, Dada-ist wisenheimer" to a "tell-it-like-it-is, right-wing blowhard."The perceived change did not surprise former Saturday Night Live colleague and former Democratic Party Senator Al Franken, however: "People have said to me, 'What happened to <mask>?' Nothing happened to <mask>. He's the same <mask>. He's always had a conservative streak on certain issues." In a different interview Franken stated, "<mask> was always sort of conservative on certain kinds of issues. I am not quite sure why he decided to become a comedian with a dog in the fight, but as a comedian with a dog in the fight I sympathize with him." While not at all shy about expressing his conservative views on topics such as taxes and foreign policy, <mask> is quick to point out that he is still quite liberal on many social issues, including abortion and gay marriage.During a 2004 interview, <mask> said "I've always been a pragmatist. If two gay guys want to get married, it's none of my business. I could care less. More power to them. I'm happy when people fall in love. But if some idiot foreign terrorist wants to blow up their wedding to make a political statement, I would rather kill him before he can do it, or have my country kill him before he can do it, instead of having him do it and punishing him after the fact. If that makes me a right-wing fanatic, I will bask in that assignation.... I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States. ... [After 9/11] everybody should be in the protection business now. I can't imagine anybody not saying that.Well, I guess on the farthest end of the left they'd say, 'That's our fault.' And on the middle end they'd say, 'Well, there's another way to deal with it other than flat-out protecting ourselves.' I just don't believe that. People say we're the ones who make them hate us because of what we do. That's garbage to me. I think they're nuts. And you've got to protect yourself from nuts."Along these same lines, <mask> is open about his religious views, saying "I'm not a Christian, but I believe in God. Whether or not someone is pro-choice is none of my business. That's God's business. It's in His job description, not mine." During an interview on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, he said that he did not believe in global warming. In a radio interview with Penn Jillette on September 22, 2006, <mask> explained his libertarianism, saying, "...[a libertarian is] what I am, I'll be honest with you. I'm for gay marriage.I don't believe in abortion but I'm pro-choice 'cause it's none of my business. Pretty much anything goes with me if you're not infringing yourself on other people, but I'll tell ya, 9/11 changed me.... You gotta go around and explain it to people and they think you're a turncoat." In a 2012 interview, <mask> showed no concern over whether his political stance had made him less popular or robbed him of the credit of popularizing comedic rants, saying, "I'm a 58-year-old man and I'm happy where I'm at. I don't think about any of that. I go on O'Reilly once a week, I do my radio show and I go on the road about 20 dates a year. I've winnowed my crowd down to a select few who can support me. If you're 58 and you're still worrying about whether you're popular, what are you, in eighth grade?I must have started in earnest when I was 25 so I'm working on a quarter century here. I still talk and they give me green rectangles." George W. Bush
An indication of <mask>'s political change can be seen in his view of President George W. Bush. <mask> had previously joked about George W. Bush's intelligence in a July 31, 2000 interview about joining Monday Night Football, a Los Angeles Times reporter noted, "He shifted from Jim Brown to George W. Bush: 'God, the man thinks Croatia is the show that's on after Moesha.'" In another incident he joked, "Bush can't walk and fart at the same time." In January 2001 on his HBO series, <mask> joked, "Condoleezza Rice has often been described as W's 'foreign policy tutor.' Oh, yeah, I love the sound of that.It's nice to know we're signing our nuclear arsenal over to a man who needs after-school help." After 9/11, <mask>'s opinion had altered dramatically. In 2003 <mask> told an interviewer that he was impressed by Bush for pursuing "the liquidation of terrorism," even though "that's not gonna be finished in his lifetime... But to take the first step? Ballsy." He felt it was likely that "the secular state of Iraq and Islamic fundamentalists cohabitate," as "they both think we're Satan." He concluded with, "I will say this, I feel more politically engaged than I've ever felt in my life because I do think we live in dangerous times, and anybody who looks at the world and says this is the time to be a wuss—I can't buy that anymore."<mask> showed his commitment to Bush by speaking at the President's fund-raisers in Los Angeles and San Francisco. During this time, he jokingly referred to himself as "a Rat Pack of one for the president in Hollywood. "Los Angeles Times noted that he was "raising his political profile" at this time, and that he "spoke out passionately in favor of the war in Iraq. He has made frequent appearances on

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They noted that "During appearances on The Tonight Show, he has also advocated profiling at airports and oil-drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." On March 23, 2003 Michael Moore delivered an antiwar speech at the Academy Awards while accepting an Oscar for Bowling for Columbine. The speech in part accused the Bush administration of misleading the public in order to go into war, criticized the government's claims that Americans could secure their homes from biological, chemical or radiological attack by use of plastic sheeting and duct tape, and held the color alerts of the Homeland Security Advisory System as suspect. Moore stated, "We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons.Whether it's the fiction of duct tape or the fiction of orange alerts, we are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you." In response, <mask> stated that when "we say that we love it [the USA] ... he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patriot because he hates it and he sees all the problems in it. Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong." In May 2003, <mask> was invited by The Wall Street Journal to write an opinion piece in response to Norman Mailer's anti-war commentary in the London Times that had appeared earlier in the month, and which had claimed, "With their dominance in sport, at work and at home eroded, Bush thought white American men needed to know they were still good at something. That's where Iraq came in..." <mask> responded, "You know something, the only 'race' that really occurred to me during the war was our Army's sprint to Baghdad.... And as Mr. Mailer's prostate gradually supplants his ego as the largest gland in his body, he's going to have to realize, as is the case with all young lions who inevitably morph into Bert Lahr, that his alleged profundities are now being perceived as the early predictors of dementia." On Friday, June 27, 2003, President Bush made a 30-minute appearance at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser luncheon for his re-election campaign at Burlingame, California, netting $1.6 million. <mask> made an appearance, and was invited to ride in the Presidential limousine and fly on Air Force One so he could host the President's second fundraiser that day, a dinner at Los Angeles, where he appeared with Johnny Mathis and Kelsey Grammer. He mocked Democratic Governor of Vermont Howard Dean, who opposed the Iraq War and had entered the race days before, saying, "He can roll up his sleeves all he wants at public events, but as long as we see that heart tattoo with Neville Chamberlain's name on his right forearm, he's never going anywhere." Bush made a 35-minute speech at the LA fundraiser before leaving for Crawford, Texas, and the campaign made an additional $3.5 million. That night <mask> made a (videotaped) debut appearance on Fox New's Hannity & Colmes. In October 2003, <mask>'s interview with The American Enterprise was published where he praised Bush, saying, "He's much smarter than his enemies think he is.I think he's a genius. People whine about him getting into Yale—the way I see it, if your old man buys a building you should get into Yale! But I think he could have gotten into Yale on his own; he's a very smart man. ... The fact that midway through his life he realized he was drinking too much and screwing up and stopped it—that's more impressive than what college he attended. What he did is a fine accomplishment, and I think it's putting him in touch with his God. ...In this messed up world, I like seeing my President pray. I don't think a person can get answers out of books anymore. This is an infinitely complex world, and at some point one has to have faith in one's religion. I find it endearing that President Bush prays to God and that he's not an agnostic or an atheist. I'm glad there's someone higher that he has to answer to." In the AE interview, <mask> was asked about the outrage and public destruction of their music CDs that occurred as a response to the Dixie Chicks' Natalie Maines criticizing Bush at one of their concerts, when she said, "We're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas." <mask> stated, "The Dixie Chicks got exactly what they deserved.In a time of war, to go on foreign soil [London, England] and decry your President should probably cause a hue and cry. When it first happened, I thought, "I'm never going to buy another one of their albums." And then I thought, "You know what, I've never bought one of their albums—I don't like their music." <mask> sat in the gallery at President Bush's State of the Union address on January 21, 2004. In 2004, while <mask> prepared to host his CNBC program, he told The Associate Press that his show was not going to do any jokes about George W. Bush, explaining, "I like him. I'm going to give him a pass. I take care of my friends."<mask> explained further in a 2008 interview: "I thought it was so integral that he got re-elected that I laid off him for awhile. There's something to be said for standing up in front of a roomful of press and saying I'm not going to do Bush jokes. At least it was honest, and I could see they were gobsmacked. There's jokes I get presented with everyday that I'll take out because they're ripping on people I know. Guess what, if they're my friend, I pull it out. I'm not interested in hurting people, and it's not just because of 9/11." Reflecting on his thoughts near the end of Bush's second term in 2007, <mask> still had good words for Bush."After 9/11 it was a different world. One where crazies strap a bomb to their kids in the name of religion. Bush and Giuliani were fearless leaders during the national crisis. Thank God Bush chose to stay on the offense." Candidacy consideration
In 2003, Rob Stutzman and other members of the leadership for the Californian Republican party, after seeing the political success of Arnold Schwarzenegger, approached <mask> in an effort to draft him to challenge Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer. <mask> had supported Schwarzenegger's candidacy, even acting as its post-debate spokesperson after the Sacramento gubernatorial debate on September 24, 2003. He went on to speak at a Schwarzenegger rally that same night.It was there that he confirmed his now famous love of eggs and stated, "Let the world know, I am mad about eggs!" When asked about the possibility of facing a <mask> candidacy, Boxer spokesman Roy Behr dismissed his odds: "The Republican Party has gone through a desperate search to find someone who is remotely credible—they've looked at everybody and everything, and they couldn't find anybody, so they're looking at bringing in the circus. I think the public has always registered how they feel about <mask>. And that's why he got booted off Monday Night Football. "The Weekly Standard's Bill Whalen saw that, with the ascent of Schwarzenegger, other celebrities were considering political careers (such as Republican Kelsey Grammer). Examining <mask>'s chances for the Senate seat the Standard pointed out that it was "hard to imagine a candidate quicker on the draw or more withering in a debate." But the piece went on to note that other Republican celebrities had been able to make the transition to elected politician (Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono), because they "embodied optimism."<mask>, the Standard proclaimed, was seen in contrast as "both terribly erudite... and decidedly yuppie (the comedian endorses DirecTV and Amstel Light...) Not to mention a little too edgy for some Republicans." The Standard noted that he had been booed by some in the Republican audience during his Los Angeles fund-raiser for President Bush when he said Democratic "West Virginia senator Robert Byrd 'must be burning the cross at both ends'." <mask> had responded "'Well, he was in the Klan. Boo me, but he was in the Klan.'" The Standard said "he'd be an HBO politician trying to play to a T.G.I. Friday's electorate." When asked about <mask>'s chances, Martin Kaplan, director of USC's Norman Lear Center theorized that <mask> might face a tough primary battle to win the Republican nomination from other members of the party that had actual political experience.He told a reporter that while <mask> did have good name recognition, unlike Schwarzenegger he did not have the ability to "chill the enthusiasm of other Republicans from getting into the race." By November 2003, The New York Times did a piece on the Republican opposition to Boxer and reported that "Mr. <mask> was never serious about the idea, Republican officials who spoke with him say. ... '<mask> has never contacted us,' said George M. Sundheim III, chairman of the state Republican Party". The Times pointed out that while the Republican Party was talking about drafting him, <mask> "had signed a multiyear contract with CNBC as a political talk show host." <mask>, invoking his pleasant home life in Santa Barbara with his wife and two children, later told The New York Times, "They inquired about my availability to run against Barbara Boxer, but I'm not at the point where I would consider it." He expanded on the subject in an interview with Time magazine saying he had declined the draft offer because "At some point that involves moving to Washington, D.C., sitting in a room all day with a moron like Barbara Boxer. I'm just not interested.I like open minds, and I think in Washington right now, we might as well start painting those people red and blue." He told the Associated Press, "Maybe when I get older I would think about it, just as a lark, view it as its own form of a TV show. I think it would be fun to get in there and turn out the whole process—just refuse to play, and don't budge. Get rid of me if you want, but I'm just going to do what I want." Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary
<mask> did not appear on the 2015 show for the 40th anniversary of Saturday Night Live, and rumors spread that he and fellow alum Victoria Jackson had not been invited due to their conservative political activism. <mask> took to Twitter to dispel such claims, calling Lorne Michaels classy and well-mannered, and insisting that everyone was invited. <mask> had also expressed on his syndicated radio program before the airing of the anniversary show that he had chosen not to attend.He later told an interviewer that he would have loved to be there, but could not due to family commitments. Political support
In 1988, <mask> voted for George H. W. Bush, a fact he brought up in 1992 as proof that he was "essentially conservative." In 1992, <mask>, who had endorsed the candidacy of Jerry Brown during the Democratic primaries, moved his support to Independent candidate Ross Perot. <mask> volunteered for Ross Perot's candidacy at his San Fernando Valley campaign office. <mask> told a reporter, "I don't know that you need to know that much about him. He's an outsider, and the two-party system is going to hell." <mask> stated that he had become "really grossed out by the system after observing the behavior of politicians in both parties during the confirmation hearings of Justice Clarence Thomas.When Ross Perot dropped out of the Presidential race on July 16, 1992, saying he feared a conspiracy against his family, many began to joke about his sanity. On July 30, 1995, <mask> told a reporter, "I'd vote for him [Perot] tomorrow. I don't think he's a genius but I love the thought of him at State Dinners mistaking the Queen of Denmark for Kaye Ballard. People say to me, 'You wouldn't want Ross Perot with his finger on the button.' But believe me, they would never let Ross Perot near the real button. They would rig up a stunt button for him, and if he ever pressed it, it would squirt him in the face with milk or something." In 1995, considering the candidates for president, <mask> told a reporter, "I don't respect Bill Clinton.He's the same as [George H. W.] Bush or [Bob] Dole. Clinton's my age, and I know how full of shit I am. So I look at him and think, 'I know you. You're the guy who used to tap the keg.'" He continued to mock Clinton when he won the Presidency, and later admitted to voting for Bob Dole in the 1996 election (despite Perot being on the ballot in every state). On February 21, 2007, while appearing as a guest on The O'Reilly Factor, and again on May 25, 2007, while appearing as a guest on The Tonight Show, <mask> stated that he initially supported Rudy Giuliani for president in 2008. After Giuliani's departure from the race he redirected his support to John McCain.<mask> said that he gave Barack Obama six to eight months before forming an opinion on him, because he saw that his election was inspiring to black youth and hoped it would be healing. He came to the conclusion that Obama was mostly hype, and in actuality, "He's an inept civil servant who stinks." <mask> endorsed Herman Cain in the 2012 Republican primary, but later dropped his support, saying of Cain, "He can't win!" He later campaigned for Mitt Romney in the general election. After the Presidential election of 2012, <mask> appeared on Fox News and said that under Obama, the US is on the road to the "European model". In 2016, <mask> did not endorse any particular Republican primary candidate. By December 16, 2015, he told Bill O'Reilly, "I would vote for any of them over Hillary, except for Lindsey Graham who is like a varicose Charlie Crist.I get the feeling he's out the door when he gets a chance. And Pataki, who I shared an elevator with once and he is a creepy, creepy drip. But other than that I would vote for any of those people over Hillary." <mask> became a strong supporter of Donald Trump in the 2016 U.S. general election, addressing a tweet to Republicans who were uncertain after Trump wrapped up the nomination: "Don't kid yourself. At this point, any vote for anyone that is not Donald Trump is a vote for Hillary Clinton. Also, both Presidential boxes left blank is a vote for Hillary Clinton because, as mindless as Liberals can be, even they don't enter into suicide pacts with that petulant, whiny part of themselves. If that is your wont, fine... do it!But don't bullshit yourself. You're electing Hillary Clinton because you want to elect Hillary Clinton." Media

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 Madhouse (1990) – Wes
 Disclosure (1994) – Mark Lewyn
 The Net (1995) – Dr. Alan Champion
 Never Talk to Strangers (1995) – Cliff Raddison
 Bordello of Blood (1996) – Rafe Guttman
 Murder at 1600 (1997) – Detective Steve Stengel
 Joe Dirt (2001) – Zander Kelly
 Thank You for Smoking (2005) – himself
 What Happens in Vegas (2008) – Judge Whopper
 The Campaign (2012) – himself
 Joe Dirt 2 (2015) – Zander Kelly

TV shows
 "MTV Movie Awards" (1992) - himself/host
 <mask> Live (1994- 2002) - himself
 Space Ghost Coast to Coast (2003) – himself
 Boston Public (2003) – Charlie Bixby
 House of Cards (2013) – himself

Comedy specials
 Mr. <mask> Goes to Washington (1988)
 The 13th Annual Young Comedians Special (1989) (host)
 The Earth Day Special (1990)
 Black & White (1990)
 Live from Washington, D.C.: They Shoot HBO Specials, Don't They? (1993)
 State of the Union Undressed (1995)
 Citizen Arcane (1996)
 The Millennium Special: 1,000 Years, 100 Laughs, 10 Really Good Ones (1999)
 The Raw Feed (2003)
 <mask>: All In (2006)
 The Big Speech (2010)
 America 180 (2014)
 Fake News, Real Jokes (2018)

Audio
 The Off-White Album (Warner Records, 1988)
 The Rants (Random House Audio, 1996)
 Ranting Again (Random House Audio, 1998)
 Rants Redux (Random House Audio, 1999)
 I Rant, Therefore I Am (Random House Audio, 2000)
 The Rant Zone: An All-Out Blitz Against Soul-Sucking Jobs, Twisted Child Stars, Holistic Loons, and People Who Eat Their Dogs! (HarperAudio, 2001)
 Still Ranting After All These Years (HarperAudio, 2004)
 America 180 (New Wave Dynamics 2014)

Print
 The Rants (Doubleday, 1996)
 Ranting Again (Doubleday, 1999)
 I Rant, Therefore I Am (Doubleday, 2000)
 The Rant Zone: An All-Out Blitz Against Soul-Sucking Jobs, Twisted Child Stars, Holistic Loons, and People Who Eat Their Dogs!'' (HarperCollins, 2001)

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 Real Detroit Weekly Interview

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<mask> (November 13, 1849 – July 17, 1920) was an American rower and rowing coach from Union Springs, New York. A carpenter by trade, <mask> was a nationally known amateur rower. <mask> never lost a race as an amateur and finished a total of 88 victories. In 1877, he moved from an amateur to a professional rower, a decision that <mask> would later regret. His professional career was marred by controversy and accusations including cowardice and race fixing. His professional career was best remembered for his controversial losses to Ned Hanlan. As his rowing career wound down, <mask> became involved in coaching at Cornell University.He coached Cornell's rowing team from 1883 to 1920. His crews won 14 of 24 varsity eight-oar titles at the Intercollegiate Rowing Association Championship Regatta. He kept his position until he died in the summer of 1920. Early life
<mask> was born the fifth of six children on November 13, 1849 to Mr. and Mrs. James Thomas <mask> in Union Springs, New York, a small town on the north end of Cayuga Lake at the time noted for pleasure and racing yachts. <mask>'s father died when he was six. From about the age of seven, he was rowing on the lake and would race other local children. At 12, <mask> built his first boat out of hemlock boards and two-inch planks that he had found.Due to his poor workmanship he plastered yellow clay on his boat to keep it water-tight. Once on the water the clay would eventually be washed away. This did not stop him and his friends from racing the boat. They would take turns to see who row it the farthest before it sank. After graduating from high school, <mask> went to work as a carpenter. After working for several local carpenters and architects, he went started his own carpentry business with his brother John called Courtney Brothers. Amateur rower

Introduction into competitive racing
In the late 1860s, <mask> and his childhood friend, William Cozzens, built a small boat based on John MacGregor's "Rob Roy" canoe that MacGregor used on a trip through England, Scotland and other parts of Europe.Cozzens had found a description of the canoe in a magazine article and talked <mask> into building a similar craft. Their boat (24 inches wide, 9 inches deep, and 16 feet long) was eventually outfitted with oars that <mask> and Cozzens also made themselves. Shortly after the canoe was finished, <mask> entered a single scull race in Aurora, New York. He raced in his modified canoe that weighed , while several of his competitors raced in  racing shells. Even with the weight disadvantage, <mask> won the  race by nearly half a mile. From canoe to racing shell
<mask> continued to race at local events. As he got better at racing, he used boats with smaller and smaller widths, and eventfully raced in a regular racing shell.It was <mask>'s opinion that this slow stepping-down in width allowed him to master control of each new boat. By the time he raced in Syracuse, New York on June 25, 1873, he was using a 23-feet long, 19-inch wide lap-streak boat that he bought in Geneva, New York. <mask> won the  race by a quarter-mile over a field that included noted New York City rowers <mask> and William Bishop. After the Syracuse race, <mask> finally bought a racing shell. The 35-feet long, 12-inch wide, 30-pound shell cost $126. At the time, <mask> was only making $1 a day as a carpenter. <mask> and his friend raised the money from the residents of Union Springs.They came up short, so a local doctor wrote a note for the last $40. In September 1873, <mask> entered a race in Saratoga, New York with his new racing shell. He won the  race against 12 other competitors by over a quarter of a mile. His time of 14 minutes and 15 seconds was a whole minute better than the then professional record held by Josh Ward. Undefeated amateur champion
<mask> would never lose as an amateur rower and finished with a total of 88 victories in single and double scull races. Among his major victories was the National Association single sculls championship in 1875 at Saratoga where he beat four competitors in the final heat, including noted rower of the day James Riley. In 1876, he won the two amateur rowing championships at the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia.He won the single scull championship in a time of 10 minutes and 48½ seconds on a 1-mile straightaway course. A few days later, he won the double scull championship (with partner Frank E. Yates) in a time of 9 minutes and 52½ seconds over the same distance. Last amateur race
On July 14, 1877, <mask> was to race against James E. Riley at Greenwood Lake in New Jersey. Both men were considered the best amateur rowers at that time. Both had announced that after the race they would be turning professional. The 36‑year‑old <mask> came into the race undefeated and had beaten Riley twice before in the summer of 1875. These victories came in Riley's first two competitive single scull races.One of <mask> victories was only by a quarter boat length. Since that time, the 29‑year‑old Riley had rowed 13 races (winning only 8), but did have the fastest time on record. A large crowd was expected to be on hand to watch the scullers. The Montclair and Greenwood Lake Railway added extra trains to meet the demand of rowing fans that wanted to witness the event. Before the race, <mask> drank a glass of ice tea that was laced with a drug, and was unable to race. A little after noon on the day of the race, <mask> sat down for a meal at a local inn. After the meal, he asked the waitress for ice tea.The waitress went to make the tea but was stopped by the owner of the inn, who told her he would make the tea himself. <mask> experienced a strange sensation of being too hot, and then, too cold. He went up to his room by himself. Eventually, his throat started to burn and his fingers became numb and cold. He began to ache and soon began to vomit. Riley was informed of the situation and went to visit <mask>. After the visit and consulting with the doctors treating his opponent, Riley decided that <mask> was in no condition to row that day.Riley did however row the course for time. Even without competition, he was able to do the  course in a time of 20 minutes and 47.5 seconds, which was a new record. The incident created a sensation throughout the country. The ice tea was never analyzed so the exact drug was not known. There was speculation that tartar emetic or arsenic was the poison. There were also rumors that Hoboken, New Jersey gamblers knew in advance that <mask> would be poisoned. Betting on the race changed from <mask> being a slight favorite to Riley becoming a heavy favorite on the day of the race.Professional rower

<mask> became a professional rower after the canceled race with Riley. The decision to move into the professional ranks was one <mask> would later regret. When asked later in life why he became a professional, he responded, "Because I was a fool, I had no more business in the professional line than I had of being a preacher." Even though he did not become a professional until 1877, this did not mean he had not profited from being an amateur rower. <mask> admitted that he was given $450 after he won the Grand National Amateur Regatta at Saratoga in 1873 by local gamblers that profited from his victory. That sum was more than a year's salary as a carpenter. In the race versus Riley where he was poisoned, <mask> and his brother had bet over $1,000 on his victory in the race.He also stated that before the race was canceled, he expected to receive half the grandstand receipts. Victory over Riley
<mask>'s first professional race was the makeup race with Riley on August 28, 1877. <mask> and Riley agreed to a single scull race over a three-mile (5 km) course with a turn (stake race) on Saratoga Lake, and a purse of $800 to the winner. Also included in the race was noted professional rower Frederick Plaisted. Fred Plaisted had been at Greenwood Lake when <mask> was poisoned and was unable to race Riley. He had planned to challenge the winner of that race. To make the race even, all three competitors had to row in identical racing sculls.Both of <mask>'s rivals did have an advantage over him. <mask> had not fully recovered from the after-effects of the poisoning and planned to take it slow at the beginning of the race so he would be able to have a strong finish. <mask> was also using shorter oars than he usually used. A large crowd of over 10,000 spectators showed up came to watch the race. <mask> had the inside (West) position with Paisted in the middle and Riley on the outside (East). When the word "go" was given, all three sculls started moved off the line at the same instant. <mask> stayed down the middle of the course while his competitors moved closer to the East shore.At the quarter mile, Plaisted was a boat length ahead of Riley and almost two lengths ahead of <mask>. By the half mile mark, <mask> had passed both of his rivals. Plaisted retook the lead  mile into the race. Riley made a move and passed <mask>, and moved even with Plaisted. Riley and Plaisted's racing sculls almost collided; this allowed <mask> to take very small lead just before the turning stake. Riley was able to take the lead back on the turn, but soon lost it to <mask>. Plaisted dropped out around the  mark due to cramps.<mask> did not give up the lead and won by five boat lengths in a time of 20 minutes and 45.75 seconds. <mask>'s time was off the record mark set by Riley by a quarter of a second. After the race, Riley was very disappointed, complaining about Plaisted's coming across his path at the beginning and almost hitting his boat at the turning stake. Hanlan-<mask> rivalry

<mask>'s first loss came on October 3, 1878, when he lost to Canadian champion Ned Hanlan in a very close  single scull race near Lachine, Quebec with about 20,000 spectators for a $10,000 prize. Hanlan had won the professional single scull title at the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia when <mask> had won the amateur title, and was considered one of the best professional rowers of the time. For the first four miles (6 km) the lead changed hands several times, but as they entered the last mile, Hanlan slowly but surely went to the front and was leading by three lengths at the 4-mile mark. Near the finish, both Hanlan and <mask> had to deal with a group of boats that had wandered inside the racing lane.Both rowers paused for a moment, then Hanlan shot around them and over the finish line. Before the race there were rumors that <mask> had agreed to throw the race for a guaranteed percentage of the prize. The New York Times investigated and could not find any truth to the rumors, calling him the "most unjustly accused man in the country today." <mask> reported that he lost $1,350 of his own money betting on the race. Because of the effect of the rumors on his reputation and family, <mask> stated he didn't know if he would row again. <mask> did return to rowing, however, and the next year a rematch was scheduled at Lake Chautauqua, New York, for a $6,000 prize. To accommodate the expected crowds, a temporary grandstand was built along with a special rail line to carry spectators to the site.The morning before the race, <mask>'s racing shell was sawed in half, and he declined offers of other boats. What actually happened to the boat is unknown. Some thought that Hanlan's supporters had destroyed the boat, but others suspected <mask> had done it himself to avoid another loss. <mask> claimed Hanlan was out on the town the night before the race and his supporters were concerned they would lose their money they wagered on him. He would also claim that Hanlan's supporters offered <mask> the entire $6,000 prize to fix the race. <mask> was later reported as saying in response to the offer, "Gentlemen, the race will be raced tomorrow, and whoever wins it will have to row for it." <mask>'s backers believed that Hanlan's backers sneaked into <mask>'s boathouse and destroyed his boat.Another version of events was that <mask> did not want to row unless the race would be fixed in his favor. Hanlan's friends agreed that Hanlan would lose. Hanlan and his friends did not have any intention of living up to this promise to <mask> and bet heavily on Hanlan to win. <mask>'s supporters learned of the double-cross and destroyed <mask>'s boat. In 1880, the two finally met again. The race took place on the Potomac River in Washington, DC. Up to 100,000 people were estimated to have attended the race including President Rutherford B. Hayes.The race was considered so important that the United States Congress adjourned so members could watch. <mask> Odlum, who would later be killed jumping off Brooklyn Bridge, swam the entire course before the race, and was surprised to learn from Hanlan and <mask> that neither could swim. Hanlan took an early lead, causing <mask> to quit. <mask> turned his boat around to return to the start/finish line before Hanlan reached the turning post. Many spectators thought <mask> was winning, but Hanlan passed him before the finish line. Later years
<mask> continued rowing after the losses to Hanlan. <mask> and Hanlan almost met again when Toronto, Ontario, Canada held an international regatta on September 12, 1881.Both Hanlan and <mask> entered along with other famous scullers of the day, including Wallace Ross and James A. Ten <mask>. Hanlan withdrew before the race because he was out of condition, so a rematch did not take place. <mask> finished third in the single scull race, with Ross winning and being crowned unofficial world champion. On September 1, 1882, he beat George W. Lee in a three-mile (5 km) race on Canadarago Lake,

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