I tell her to be quiet and then finish taking my test .I will thwack her with my very heavy chemistry bookI will talk about completely irrelevant thingsI will finish taking my test and then I 'll tell her to be quiet .
What may happen after I turn to face her ?
She never stops talking about completely irrelevant things , she was even talking during today 's test ! I swear , it was taking all my willpower not to spin around and thwack her with my very heavy chemistry book . Also , she had the guts to say " [ insert gibberish here ] is [ insert very vulgar expression here ] in Portuguese ! " To which I turned to her , wide - eyed , and she 's all , " what 's the matter ? "