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What day of the year may it be ?
This is when I ' m lucky to work just a five minute drive away , because by the time I clocked it it was 12:00 on the dot . But , why did it have to be when I ' m trying so hard to be on my absolute best behavior ! The worst part ... being late to work made me forget 100 % that it was Talk Like Pirate Day!Good News : I do n't have to take the medicine of starvation anymore !