They needed a smoker for a new ad campaign .They were hiring and needed a new staff member .They needed someone who smoked cigarettes instead .They needed someone who smelled like tobacco .
What may he have been perfect for ?
He 'd be perfect if he did n't smoke a pipe and thus smell of it ! ) After that chat I headed back to my office .... and I 'd left the door open . Oops . Had n't meant to be gone long .