Nothing , because I only stole the turkey because I was a sandwich artist .None of the above choices .I felt amused and proud of myself so I told everyone .I was ashamed and wanted to show how sorry I was for stealing .
How might I have felt when posting that I stole a turkey ?
Got tipped more for being feisty . We listened to whatever music we wanted and basically ran the show . Sure , the lack of ac in a 700sq ft bakery took its toll in the summer , but the pictures of me stealing a turkey make it worth it . I was a sandwich artist goddamnit !