uxcell Anti-Static Dynamic Electricity Eliminator Remover Keychain Blue
Transferred to a very dry, very carpeted office.  You can still hear it when you touch metal, and I still jump every time I hear that cringe-worthy zap, but this product absorbs the shock so that you don't actually feel a thing.  I look dumb holding this mini Harry Potter wand aimlessly touching every metal surface I pass with this stick, but every so often one of the metal surface I touch will produce a zap sound discharging whatever it is that I had built up.  Worth the money as it has saved my finger fro