In popped Corporal _Trim_ with _Stevinus_: --But 'twas too late, --all the discourse had been exhausted without him, and was running into a new channel. --You may take the book home again, _Trim_, said my uncle _Toby_, nodding to him.
But prithee, Corporal, quoth my father, drolling, --look first into it, and see if thou canst spy aught of a sailing chariot in it.
Corporal _Trim_, by being in the service, had learned to obey, --and not to remonstrate; --so taking the book to a side-table, and running over the leaves; An' please your Honour, said _Trim_, I can see no such thing; --however, continued the Corporal, drolling a little in his turn, I'll make sure work of it, an' please your Honour; --so taking hold of the two covers of the book, one in each hand, and letting the leaves fall down, as he bent the covers back, he gave the book a good sound shake.
There is something falling out, however, said _Trim_, an' please your Honour; --but it is not a chariot, or anything like one: --Prithee, Corporal, said my father, smiling, what is it then? --I think, answered _Trim_, stooping to take it up, ----'tis more like a sermon, ------for it begins with a text of scripture, and the chapter and verse; --and then goes on, not as a chariot, but like a sermon directly.
The company smiled.
I cannot conceive how it is possible, quoth my uncle _Toby_, for such a thing as a sermon to have got into my _Stevinus_.
I think 'tis a sermon, replied _Trim_; --but if it please your Honours, as it is a fair hand, I will read you a page; --for _Trim_, you must know, loved to hear himself read almost as well as talk.
I have ever a strong propensity, said my father, to look into things which cross my way, by such strange fatalities as these; --and as we have nothing better to do, at least till _Obadiah_ gets back, I shall be obliged to you, brother, if Dr. _Slop_ has no objection to it, to order the Corporal to give us a page or two of it, --if he is as able to do it, as he seems willing. An' please your Honour, quoth _Trim_, I officiated two whole campaigns, in _Flanders_, as clerk to the chaplain of the regiment. ----He can read it, quoth my uncle _Toby_, as well as I can. ----_Trim_, I assure you, was the best scholar in my company, and should have had the next halberd, but for the poor fellow's misfortune. Corporal _Trim_ laid his hand upon his heart, and made an humble bow to his master; --then laying down his hat upon the floor, and taking up the sermon in his left hand, in order to have his right at liberty, ----he advanced, nothing doubting, into the middle of the room, where he could best see, and be best seen by his audience.
in popped Corporal Trim with Stevinus, too late - for the conversation had run into a new channel.
'You may take the book home again, Trim,' said my uncle Toby.
'But prithee, Corporal,' quoth my father, with drollery, - 'first look into it, and see if thou canst spy a sailing chariot.'
Corporal Trim had learned to obey; so taking the book to a side-table, and running through the leaves; he said, 'Your Honour, I can see no such thing; however,' he continued, drolling a little in his turn, 'I'll make sure of it.' Bending the covers back, he gave the book a good sound shake.
'There is something falling out,' said Trim, 'but it is not a chariot, or anything like one.'
'Prithee, Corporal,' said my father, smiling, 'what is it then?'
'I think,' answered Trim, stooping to take it up, ''tis more like a sermon.'
'I cannot conceive how it is possible,' quoth my uncle Toby, 'for a sermon to have got into my Stevinus.'
'If it please your Honours,' said Trim, 'I will read you a page;' for he loved to hear himself read almost as well as talk.
'As we have nothing better to do,' replied my father, 'and if Dr. Slop has no objection, order the Corporal to give us a page or two of it, if he is able.'
'He can read it,' quoth my uncle Toby, 'as well as I can. Trim was the best scholar in my company.'
Corporal Trim made a humble bow to his master; then laying down his hat upon the floor, he advanced into the middle of the room, where he could best see and be seen by his audience.
Book 2 - Chapter 15