If my wife will but venture him--brother _Toby_, _Trismegistus_ shall be dress'd and brought down to us, whilst you and I are getting our breakfasts together.------
----Go, tell _Susannah_, _Obadiah_, to step here.
She is run upstairs, answered _Obadiah_, this very instant, sobbing and crying, and wringing her hands as if her heart would break.
We shall have a rare month of it, said my father, turning his head from _Obadiah_, and looking wistfully in my uncle _Toby's_ face for some time--we shall have a devilish month of it, brother _Toby_, said my father, setting his arms a-kimbo, and shaking his head; fire, water, women, wind--brother _Toby!_--'Tis some misfortune, quoth my uncle _Toby_. ----That it is, cried my father--to have so many jarring elements breaking loose, and riding triumph in every corner of a gentleman's house --Little boots it to the peace of a family, brother _Toby_, that you and I possess ourselves, and sit here silent and unmoved----whilst such a storm is whistling over our heads.------
And what's the matter, _Susannah?_ They have called the child _Tristram_----and my mistress is just got out of an hysterick fit about it ----No----'tis not my fault, said _Susannah_ --I told him it was _Tristram-gistus_.
----Make tea for yourself, brother _Toby_, said my father, taking down his hat----but how different from the sallies and agitations of voice and members which a common reader would imagine!
--For he spake in the sweetest modulation--and took down his hat with the genteelest movement of limbs, that ever affliction harmonized and attuned together.
----Go to the bowling-green for corporal _Trim_, said my uncle _Toby_, speaking to _Obadiah_, as soon as my father left the room.
'If my wife will allow it, brother Toby, Trismegistus shall be dressed and brought down to us, whilst we are getting our breakfasts. Go fetch Susannah, Obadiah.'
'She is run upstairs,' answered Obadiah, 'sobbing and crying as if her heart would break.'
'We shall have a rare month of it,' said my father wistfully, shaking his head: 'We shall have a devilish month, brother Toby; fire, water, women, wind!'
''Tis some misfortune,' quoth my uncle Toby.
'That it is,' cried my father, 'to have so many jarring elements breaking loose in every corner of a gentleman's house. Whilst you and I, brother Toby, possess ourselves, and sit here silent and unmoved, a storm is whistling over our heads. - And what's the matter, Susannah?'
'They have called the child Tristram - and my mistress is just got out of an hysteric fit about it - 'tis not my fault,' said Susannah. 'I told him it was Tristram-gistus.'
'Make tea for yourself, brother Toby,' said my father - but in a manner how different from agitation than a common reader would imagine!
For he spake sweetly, and took down his hat with the genteelest movement.
'Go to the bowling-green for corporal Trim,' said my uncle Toby to Obadiah, as soon as my father left the room.
Book 4 - Chapter 16