----They are all books which excite laughter; and thou knowest, dear _Toby_, that there is no passion so serious as lust.
Stick a pin in the bosom of thy shirt, before thou enterest her parlour.
And if thou art permitted to sit upon the same sopha with her, and she gives thee occasion to lay thy hand upon hers--beware of taking it----thou canst not lay thy hand on hers, but she will feel the temper of thine. Leave that and as many other things as thou canst, quite undetermined; by so doing, thou wilt have her curiosity on thy side; and if she is not conquered by that, and thy ASSE continues still kicking, which there is great reason to suppose ----Thou must begin, with first losing a few ounces of blood below the ears, according to the practice of the ancient _Scythians_, who cured the most intemperate fits of the appetite by that means.
_Avicenna_, after this, is for having the part anointed with the syrup of hellebore, using proper evacuations and purges----and I believe rightly. But thou must eat little or no goat's flesh, nor red deer----nor even foal's flesh by any means; and carefully abstain----that is, as much as thou canst, from peacocks, cranes, coots, didappers, and water-hens----
As for thy drink --I need not tell thee, it must be the infusion of VERVAIN and the herb HANEA, of which _lian_ relates such effects--but if thy stomach palls with it--discontinue it from time to time, taking cucumbers, melons, purslane, water-lillies, woodbine, and lettice, in the stead of them.
There is nothing further for thee, which occurs to me at present----
----Unless the breaking out of a fresh war ----So wishing everything, dear _Toby_, for the best,
I rest thy affectionate brother,

They are books which excite laughter; and thou knowest, dear Toby, that there is no passion so serious as lust.
If thou art permitted to sit upon the same sofa with her, and to lay thy hand upon hers - beware: - thou canst not lay thy hand on hers, without her feeling the temper of thine. Leave that undetermined; so that thou wilt have her curiosity on thy side. If she is not conquered by that, and thy Ass continues kicking - thou must begin by losing a few ounces of blood below the ears, according to the practice of the ancient Scythians, who cured the most intemperate fits of appetite by that means.
Avicenna is for having the part anointed with the syrup of hellebore, using proper purges - and I believe rightly. Thou must eat little or no goat's flesh, nor red deer; and carefully abstain from peacocks, cranes, coots and water-hens.
As for thy drink - I need not tell thee, it must be the infusion of Vervain and the herb Hanea, of which Aelian relates such effects - but if thy stomach palls, take cucumbers, melons, purslane, water-lilies, woodbine, and lettuce instead.
There is nothing further which occurs to me at present-
So wishing everything, dear Toby, for the best,
I rest thy affectionate brother,
