My uncle _Toby_ and the corporal had posted down with so much heat and precipitation, to take possession of the spot of ground we have so often spoke of, in order to open their campaign as early as the rest of the allies; that they had forgot one of the most necessary articles of the whole affair; it was neither a pioneer's spade, a pickax, or a shovel--
--It was a bed to lie on: so that as _Shandy-Hall_ was at that time unfurnished; and the little inn where poor _Le Fever_ died, not yet built; my uncle _Toby_ was constrained to accept of a bed at Mrs. _Wadman's_, for a night or two, till corporal _Trim_ (who to the character of an excellent valet, groom, cook, sempster, surgeon, and engineer, superadded that of an excellent upholsterer too), with the help of a carpenter and a couple of taylors, constructed one in my uncle _Toby's_ house.
A daughter of _Eve_, for such was widow _Wadman_, and 'tis all the character I intend to give of her--
--"_That she was a perfect woman_--" had better be fifty leagues off--or in her warm bed--or playing with a case-knife--or anything you please--than make a man the object of her attention, when the house and all the furniture is her own.
There is nothing in it out of doors and in broad day-light, where a woman has a power, physically speaking, of viewing a man in more lights than one--but here, for her soul, she can see him in no light without mixing something of her own goods and chattels along with him----till by reiterated acts of such combination, he gets foisted into her inventory----
--And then good night.
But this is not matter of SYSTEM; for I have delivered that above----nor is it matter of BREVIARY----for I make no man's creed but my own----nor matter of FACT----at least that I know of; but 'tis matter copulative and introductory to what follows.
My uncle Toby and the corporal had travelled down speedily to take possession of the spot of ground we have spoke of, in order to open their campaign as early as the rest of the allies; but they forgot a most necessary article; not a spade, a pickaxe, or a shovel-
- It was a bed to lie on. So, as Shandy-Hall was at that time unfurnished, and the little inn where poor Le Fever died was not yet built, my uncle Toby had to accept a bed at Mrs. Wadman's, for a night or two, till corporal Trim, with the help of a carpenter, constructed one in my uncle Toby's house.
A daughter of Eve: such was widow Wadman, and 'tis all the character I intend to give her-
- 'That she was a perfect woman' - had better be fifty leagues off - or in her warm bed - or playing with a case-knife - or anything, rather than make a man the object of her attention, when the house and all the furniture is her own.
There is no problem out of doors in day-light, where a woman can view a man in more lights than one - but in her house, she cannot see him without mixing something of her own goods and chattels along with him, till he gets foisted into her inventory-
And then good night.