My father, whether by ancient custom of the manor, or as impropriator of the great tythes, was obliged to keep a Bull for the service of the Parish, and _Obadiah_ had led his cow upon a _pop-visit_ to him one day or other the preceding summer ----I say, one day or other--because as chance would have it, it was the day on which he was married to my father's housemaid----so one was a reckoning to the other. Therefore when _Obadiah's_ wife was brought to bed--_Obadiah_ thanked God----
----Now, said _Obadiah_, I shall have a calf: so _Obadiah_ went daily to visit his cow.
She'll calve on _Monday_--on _Tuesday_--on _Wednesday_ at the farthest----
The cow did not calve----no--she'll not calve till next week----the cow put it off terribly----till at the end of the sixth week _Obadiah's_ suspicions (like a good man's) fell upon the Bull.
Now the parish being very large, my father's Bull, to speak the truth of him, was no way equal to the department; he had, however, got himself, somehow or other, thrust into employment--and as he went through the business with a grave face, my father had a high opinion of him.
----Most of the townsmen, an' please your worship, quoth _Obadiah_, believe that 'tis all the Bull's fault----
----But may not a cow be barren? replied my father, turning to Doctor _Slop_.

My father, by ancient custom of the manor, was obliged to keep a Bull for the service of the Parish, and Obadiah had led his cow upon a pop-visit to him one day or other the preceding summer.
I say, one day or other - because as chance would have it, it was the day on which he married my father's housemaid - so one was a reckoning for the other. Therefore when Obadiah's wife was brought to bed of a child, Obadiah thanked God.
- 'Now,' said Obadiah, 'I shall have a calf:' so he went daily to visit his cow.
'She'll calve on Monday - on Tuesday - on Wednesday at the latest-'
The cow did not calve. - 'no - she'll not calve till next week.'
The cow put it off terribly - till at the end of the sixth week Obadiah's suspicions fell upon the Bull.
Now the parish being very large, my father's Bull, to speak the truth, was not equal to the job; he had, however, got himself thrust into employment - and as he went through the business with a grave face, my father had a high opinion of him.
'Most of the townsmen,' quoth Obadiah, 'believe that 'tis all the Bull's fault.'
'But may not a cow be barren?' replied my father, turning to Doctor Slop.
