--Methinks, brother, replied my father, you might, at least, know so much as the right end of a woman from the wrong.
It is said in _Aristotle's_ _Master Piece_, "That when a man doth think of anything which is past, ----he looketh down upon the ground; ----but that when he thinketh of something that is to come, he looketh up towards the heavens."
My uncle _Toby_, I suppose, thought of neither, for he look'd horizontally. --Right end! quoth my uncle _Toby_, muttering the two words low to himself, and fixing his two eyes insensibly as he muttered them, upon a small crevice, formed by a bad joint in the chimney-piece ----Right end of a woman! ----I declare, quoth my uncle, I know no more which it is than the man in the moon; ----and if I was to think, continued my uncle _Toby_ (keeping his eye still fixed upon the bad joint) this month together, I am sure I should not be able to find it out.
Then, brother _Toby_, replied my father, I will tell you.

'Methinks, brother,' replied my father, 'you might, at least, know the right end of a woman from the wrong.'
Aristotle says that when a man thinks of anything which is past, he looks down upon the ground; but when he thinks of something that is to come, he looks up.
My uncle Toby, I suppose, thought of neither, for he looked horizontally.
'Right end of a woman!' quoth he, muttering low, and fixing his eyes upon a crevice in the chimney-piece - 'I declare, I know no more which it is than the man in the moon.'
'Then, brother Toby,' replied my father, 'I will tell you. 