So when news broke last week that Matthew Perry beat up Canada's current prime minister in elementary school, it was only natural that Trudeau would express the desire to exact a bit of revenge. Matthew Perry I Kicked Justin Trudeau's Ass And That Made Him PM!!!
– Oh, Canada, you might have to actually pick a side on this one: It seems that Matthew Perry recently admitted that he once beat up a kid in elementary school for "excelling in a sport," and that kid is now the current prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, reports Mashable. Trudeau responded to the story on Saturday, reports TMZ, perhaps in the spirit of April Fool's Day, tweeting that "I've been giving it some thought, and you know what, who hasn't wanted to punch Chandler? How about a rematch @MatthewPerry?" No response as yet from Chandler, er, Perry.