How did the most wanted man in the world remain undetected in Abbottabad, a garrison town, in the first place? Oh, and also… 
 
 What kind of porn was the dude into? As pointed out at the 11-minute mark of the May 22 Slate Political Gabfest, it seems odd that the government wouldn’t want to release the information — as it would be potentially very embarrassing for Al Qaeda. In hopes of uncovering the terrorist leader’s pornographic predilections, a determined bro named David Covucci decided to send the CIA a FOIA request on behalf of the esteemed online periodical of jockish 20-somethings known as BroBible. “I can handle knowing what kind of porn Osama bin Laden watched. If you don’t have a Google Alerts set for “‘Osama bin Laden’ AND ‘porn,'” then you might not be aware that Director of National Intelligence James Clapper confirmed last month that a collection of pornography had been recovered in the raid on bin Laden’s hideout that resulted in the terrorist leader’s death. But if you were hoping for a glimpse at the stash, or even just confirmation that it exists, the government won't help you: 
 
 David Covucci, a blogger for the men's Web site BroBible, decided to try a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request to the CIA on May 26 to get the stash. On Thursday afternoon, Covucci received word back from the CIA, but disappointingly the spy agency said they would not be honoring his request: 
 
 With regard to the pornographic material Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death, responsive records, should they exist, would be contained in the operational files. The CIA Information Act, 50 U.S.C 431, as amended, exempts CIA operational files from search, review, publication, and disclosure requirements of the FOIA. To the extent that this material exists, the CIA would be prohibited by 18 USC Section 1461 from mailing obscene matter.” 
 
 Guys the CIA responded to my FOIA request on behalf of @BroBible pic.twitter.com/3NrXw2mvDC — David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) June 8, 2015 
 
 “I will give them credit,” Covucci wrote after receiving the reply. Now you’ve got a cool letter you can frame. MORE READING: Months before U.S. raid, bin Laden considered leaving Pakistan compound 
 
 Did Osama bin Laden play this terrible video game?
– What kind of porn might be classified? The stuff watched by Osama bin Laden. A blogger at the men's website BroBible filed a, er, colorful Freedom of Information Act request with the CIA to get the details on the "pornographic material" found among bin Laden's stuff. (The request is here, and the language is a little graphic.) David Covucci got his formal answer this week from the spy agency: No dice. “With regard to the pornographic material Osama bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death, responsive records, should they exist, would be contained in operational files,” and such files are exempt from FOIA requests, says the letter. Even if they weren't in the operational files, it seems that Covucci would have been out of luck: "To the extent that this material exists, the CIA would be prohibited by 18 USC Section 1461 from mailing obscene matter," adds the letter. Intelligence chief James Clapper confirmed the porn's existence last month, notes Death and Taxes, which finds it odd that the agency is keeping it wraps given the potential for embarrassment to al-Qaeda. Maybe it's a job for WikiLeaks, suggests Reason. And as for Covucci, "hold your head up, bro," writes Peter Holley at the Washington Post. "Now you’ve got a cool letter you can frame."