Megan Fox Has A Dirty Mind And Clean Hands 
 
 Megan Fox pops up on the June cover of Allure with the headline, Megan Fox: Dirty Mind, Clean Hands. The dirty mind part makes sense, I guess. “This is a sickness, I have an illness…Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. "Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!” 
 
 Oh, and leave her alone paparazzi! On being secretly photographed topless while filming 'Passion Play': 
 
 "If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm--physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me.
– Megan Fox used the F-word a whopping 24 times in her recent Allure interview, although the mag only printed six. She also divulged her germ phobia (“Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air”), her distaste for the paparazzi (“I’m not a fucking reality TV star” who “wants my fucking picture taken all the time”), and, reports HuffPo, her unwillingness to be domesticated (“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself”). Perhaps most interestingly, Cover Awards reports, Fox airs some of her problems with the “fake” Hollywood culture: “Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star.” Which leaves just one question…who are all these people telling her she’s talented?