Published on Jan 20, 2016 
 
 REXBURG -- A call made to 911 by a man moments before he and a friend were arrested for trafficking 20 pounds of marijuana has many shaking their heads. CANADIAN WOMAN WEDGED 55 POUNDS OF POT INSIDE FOOSBALL TABLE 
 
 The duo was traveling from Las Vegas to Montana with 20 pounds of pot when they suddenly thought they were being followed by police — and got so paranoid they called 911 on themselves. Court documents show the men were using marijuana during their trip and when they entered Idaho, they felt they were being followed by undercover police officers. (Rexburg Police Department) 
 
 "Hi, uh we're the two dumb a--es that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I'd just like you guys to end it," Ayala-Doliente told the dispatcher. The confused dispatcher played along and Ayala-Doliente continued, "A bunch of your cops are driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don't know what's the deal." The apparently inept drug dealer told the dispatcher the car's location, warned him that there was a dog in the car and explained the pair "tried walking away from the car a couple times and that didn't work. We tried waving them down and that didn't work so I don't know what's going on here." (Rexburg Police Department) 
 
 The dispatcher assured the concerned caller that a marked unit would be on its way, and Ayala-Doliente offered his thanks. When the cops showed up, the pothead pair already had their hands behind their heads. Sward was sentenced to five years on prison, but the judge suspended the sentence in favor of 30 days in jail and five years of probation. Ayala-Doliente was given 1 ½ to 8 years in the slammer because the judge increased the sentence when the defendant failed a drug test for pot, coke and pain pills on sentencing day.
– It was an unusual 911 call that tipped off police in Rexburg, Idaho, that Leland Ayala-Doliente and Holland Sward had entered the state with 20 pounds of marijuana—because Ayala-Doliente is the one who placed it. As the East Idaho News reports, court documents show that Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Sward, 23, were hauling pot from Las Vegas to Montana when at some point they broke the cardinal rule of dope dealing: Don't get high off your own supply. They came to believe, incorrectly, that undercover cops were following them. "Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons, and I'd just like for you guys to end it," Ayala-Doliente tells the dispatcher in audio of the call obtained by the News. The entire exchange sounds very much "like a deleted scene from Pineapple Express," notes the New York Daily News. Other highlights: Asked if they have weapons, Ayala-Doliente says no, "just a bunch of snacks and stuff." They also have "really nice" pitbull. "Oh, cool," says the dispatcher, who plays the call perfectly, at one point asking, "What was your name, man?" Speaking to Sward, Ayala-Doliente says of the dispatcher: "He’s a nice guy. Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?" Regarding the phantom undercover cops, Ayala-Doliente says, "We tried waving them down and that didn’t work." Ayala-Doliente and Sward were each charged with felony drug trafficking, given that their haul had a street value of $16,000, reports the Idaho State Journal. Sward received a five-year suspended sentence, five years of probation, and a month in jail. Ayala-Doliente, who tested positive for pot, cocaine, and oxycodone on his November sentencing day, received a year-and-a-half to eight years in prison. (This guy called 911 on himself, too.)