I’m going to bring back the nice coats and make our aircraft carriers steam cleaners again.”

“I don’t even know how to respond to that, Mr. Presi—”

“Well, as I keep telling you, Mr. President, my Ph.D. is actually in music theory, but I’m not currently under federal investigation, never even finished reading War and Peace, so I’d say I’m at least as qualified to advise you as anyone else you bring—”

“That’s good, that’s good.
U.S. President Donald Trump calls for "fair and reciprocal" trades between the United States and other countries, claiming that the United States is a "piggy bank that everyone keeps robbing".