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This is Dynegy's first draft of a top 10 wishlist to give to the head of the
Common Carrier Burueau at the FCC.  She specifically requested that the list
be limited to win-win proposals.  Let's plan to discuss on the 11:00 call.

Sue Nord, Sr. Director
Government Affairs
713 345-4196

----- Forwarded by Sue Nord/NA/Enron on 06/18/2001 08:15 AM -----

	Ed.A.Ross@dynegy.com
	06/15/2001 05:09 PM

		 To: ghinners@reliant.com, shermanc@kochind.com, ccampbell@reliant.com,
dzake@reliant.com, whoefling@reliant.com, jminnis@reliant.com,
jblackwell@reliantenergy.com, sam.beason@elpaso.com, chris.noon@elpaso.com,
ed.ross@dynegy.com, sue.nord@enron.com, ajenkins-lara@reliant.com,
walker.fleming@dynegy.com, ccoker@reliant.com
		 cc:
		 Subject: first draft of FCC top ten list

Attached is my first draft of comments - top ten list of needs to promote
bandwidth trading.  THis has not benn circulated around DYN yet, so there's
nothing official about it yet.  Please look over and let me know your
thoughts.  Steve Augustino provided some of the bullets.  Have a great
weekend.

(See attached file: FCC white paper for BW trading 061201.doc)

Ed Ross
Sr. Director and Regulatory Counsel
713.767.8428
ed.ross@dynegy.com

 - FCC white paper for BW trading 061201.doc


EnronOnline/NetCoOnline status update:

- "NetCoOnline" will be distinct from EnronOnline, with much the same functionality and a refreshed look.

- We will carry data to support the same gas and power products as were on EnronOnline. Please contact us if you will need different products from what was on EnronOnline.

- We have prepared a list of top customers in CDN and US Gas and Power (copy attached), which we will be using as a guide in chasing signed Password Applications.

- To speed the registration process, top customers will be preloaded into the system for activation as soon as we receive their Password Application.

- We are intending to use a simple, online GTC, which can be superceded by a negotiated Master Agreement, as with EnronOnline.

- Internal trader names have been circulated to each desk head for approval.

Dave

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Kitchen, Louise
Sent:	Thursday, December 27, 2001 4:58 PM
To:	Belden, Tim; Calger, Christopher F.; Presto, Kevin M.; Duran, W. David; Robinson, Mitch; Forster, David; Curry, Mike; Arnold, John; Shively, Hunter S.; Milnthorp, Rob; Zufferli, John; Luce, Laura; Vickers, Frank; Neal, Scott; Lagrasta, Fred; Aucoin, Berney C. ; Steffes, James D.; Roberts, Mike A.; Grigsby, Mike; Tycholiz, Barry; Allen, Phillip K.; Redmond, Brian; Martin, Thomas A.
Cc:	Lavorato, John
Subject:	Re-start/Integration Planning

We have for the last couple of weeks started to compile the Re-start/Integration Plans for Netco.  So far, we have primarily focussed on the mid/back plans where the technology requirements have been the driving factors.  Several plans are in the final stages of completion including:-

+	Infrastructure		Jenny Rub
+	Development		Jay Webb
+	EnronOnline		Webb / Forster
+	HR			David Oxley
+	Cash Management	Tom Myers
+	Credit			Debbie Brackett

The rest will be completed shortly.

We now need to focus on the commercial plans which have a slightly different focus. John and I would like to receive the plans "Re-start/Integration"  plans by January 7th, 2002 in order to go through them individually with each of you or in groups.  The focus should be to ensure that we have as much of the business up and running in the shortest time possible.  I have a suggested outline which you do not have to use but I thought it might help.  Please decide within yourselves the areas you will cover together or individually.

Customer Side
+	Customers		Phase  1 - First Week (eg top 10)
				Phase  2 - First Month (eg top 50)
				Phase  3 - First Quarter (eg top 100)
+	Action Plan		Phase  1 Customers
				Phase  2 Customers
				Phase  3 Customers
+	Contracts by customers (pre-prepared with credit terms etc)
+	Customer visit schedule

Product Side
+	List of Products	Phase 1 - First Week
				Phase 2 - First Month
				Phase 3 - First Quarter

Target Number of Transactions
+	Phase 1
+	Phase 2
+	Phase 3

IT transfer

Louise


we may have an opportunity to buy either 10 or 20 years worth of transmission from the northwest (john day) to COB.  we currently own roughly 170 MW of this under a long term deal with wapa that was assigned to epmi from pge back in 1998.

here's a summary of the facts on the new transmission
100 to 200 MW for either 10 or 20 years
purchase at prevailing pge rates -- if rates go up our payments go up.
monthly demand charge equal to roughly $1.10/MWh.  this equates to roughly $80k per month per 100 MW of transmission.
npv of the cost of the transmission (not value but cost) is $10 million per 100 MW for 20 years.
the spreads from nw to cob are roughly $2.50 on peak and $1.00 off peak.  line losses are roughly $0.75/MWh.
this transmission helps our cash, real time and services desks in addition to whatever value swerzbin extracts.
pge has the lowest tariff rates for intertie transmission.  can't guarantee that it will stay that way but is likely.
transmission rights would convert to an ftr if/when rto is implemented.
mike and i both want to do this transaction.
what do you think?
do we need to dash this?
we need to get this done by October 31.


The report named: West VaR and Peak Position Report By Trader <http://erv.corp.enron.com/linkFromExcel.asp?report_cd=26&report_name=West+VaR+and+Peak+Position+Report+By+Trader&category_cd=6&category_name=WEST&toc_hide=1&sTV1=6&TV1Exp=Y&current_efct_date=10/22/2001>, published as of 10/22/2001 is now available for viewing on the website.

(Revision: 4)


Hi Taffy,

Did the Pompano Beach meeting get scheduled?

Kay


Andy, Christi Sarah and Lloyd

Please provide me your critical comments by Noon Monday, June 18.  The
Conference is June 19.

Andy Rodriquez is preparing a handout of a technical outline based on our
work with OATI on Electronic Scheduling.
MIT has requested to speak and I have been approached by one of their
students about a similar software approach.

Others cc: on this email are welcome to respond.


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Rushing Game Matchups???  Here's how I see  the matchups this week.? Please
note, see the cheatsheet online  http://www.cheatsheets.net/week12sheet.htm?
for exactly where I rank players  and to determine who to start.? Just
because one matchup may be more favorable than another, that doesn't
necessarily  mean I'd start the player with the best matchup.? The matchup
info is meant to be just one  more tool in your box when it comes to deciding
between players.??

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Locks:? These games heavily favor the  Offense

Tennessee,s Eddie George vs Brown  Defense?? Assuming Eddie George can get
his  injured toe healthy (and I think he can) he could have a monster game
against a  Brown Defense that,s been terrible against the rush.? For the
year, they rank # 26 in Fantasy  Points allowed to the opposing RB and they
rank # 27 in rushing yards allowed  per game over the last four weeks.?  The
Titans will likely be fired up after a stinging loss at home to the  Ravens
and I expect George to take out some frustrations on the  Browns.

Miami,s Lamar Smith vs Jets  Defense?? You,ll have to look awfully hard  to
find a hotter RB than Lamar Smith.?  In their week?8 matchup, he ran for 2
TDs and 155 yards.? At the time, it seemed like a fluke but  Smith has
maintained almost that pace since then.? Jay Fiedler and the passing game
provide  just enough threat to keep the defenses semi honest and Smith does
the  rest.? Over the last four weeks, the  Jets rank # 26 in rushing yards
allowed per  game.

New York Giant,s Ron Dayne / Tiki  Barber vs Lion Defense?? As you know by
now, the Giants  running game is governed by how close they keep the game.?
Coach Jim Fassell abandons the ground  game (especially Ron Dayne,s role)
when the Giants start to trail.? Against a less than explosive Lions  team,
the Giants ought to be able to keep this very close if not lead most of  the
way.? Detroit,s been weak  defending the run over the last four weeks where
they rank # 25 in rushing yards  allowed per game.?

Indianapolis, Edgerrin James vs Packer  Defense?? Green Bay,s allowing 135
yards  rushing per game over the last four week which ranks them # 22.? James
should continue to roll this week  against a Packer Defense that,s missing LB
Brian Williams who,s out with a knee  injury.? DE Vonnie Holiday may be
limited but he looks like he,ll play and that,s some concern but I still
look  for James to romp.

Baltimore,s Jamal Lewis vs Cowboy  Defense?? The Cowboys gave up their 200
yard  rushing days to quick slasher RBs Charlie Garner and Duce Staley but I,
m  guessing power running Jamal Lewis (who,s almost as quick as those guys)
will be  a great play against Dallas.? For  the season, Dallas ranks # 28 in
Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.? Look for him to catch the ball
out of  the backfield as well.

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Prime Matchups:?  These games favor the Offense?

San Diego,s  Terrell Fletcher / Jermaine Fazande vs Bronco Defense??  Over
the last four week, Denver ranks # 31 in rushing yards allowed per  game.??
This  game smells a lot like the Denver / Bengal game to me.? Winless team
comes into town with a big  power back and nothing to lose.? We  all remember
Corey Dillon,s record setting day and many remember Jermaine  Fazande,s big
day rushing in the last game of 1999 against the Broncos.? Terrell Fletcher
is working his way into  the mix and that,s really muddying the waters.? Keep
an eye on this one and if it looks  like one of these guys will garner the
bulk of the carries, he could be worth a  flyer.?

Philadelphia,s Stanley Pritchett / Darnell Autry vs  Cardinal Defense? The
Arizona defense remains pretty weak  against the rush.? They rank # 29  in
rushing yards allowed  per game over the last four weeks.? For the year, they
rank # 31  in Fantasy Points  allowed to the opposing RB.? The trick is
determining which Eagle RB  will get the carries.? I like  Pritchett because
he,s bigger and can bull doze his way through the Cards.? I,ve been down on
Autry as I believe  you,re supposed to have the acting career?after the
football career, not  the other way around(?

Arizona,s  Michael Pittman vs Eagle Defense??  Watch this one closely as
Pittman is struggling to get healthy with  bruised ribs.? If he can go, I
like  the matchup this week.? Philadelphia  ranks # 30 in rushing  yards
allowed per game over the last four weeks.? They,re stronger over the year
where  they rank # 18 in  Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.? Thomas
Jones is in worse shape with  pneumonia so Pittman has incentive to get out
there.?

Buffalo,s  Sammy Morris / Shawn Bryson vs Chief Defense??  Morris battling a
bad ankle and looks to be a game time decision.? Bryson is plenty capable if
he can,t  go.? The Chiefs are an attractive  matchup as they rank # 28 in
rushing yards allowed per  game over the last four weeks.? They rank # 27 in
Fantasy Points allowed to the  opposing RB for the year.?  Watch this one
closely to see if the Bills offer hints to who,ll they,ll  go with.?

Green Bay,s  Ahman Green vs Colt Defense?? With Dorsey Levens out again,
Green will be asked to carry the load?  The Colts are vulnerable to the rush
ranking # 24 in rushing yards allowed per  game over the last four weeks.? If
Brett Favre can play, that,ll be a  nice boost for Green as the defense won,t
be able to key on stopping the ground  game.?

Cincinnati,s  Corey Dillon vs Patriot Defense?? How much would you rely on
Scot  Mitchell if you were Dick LeBeau??  Me neither.? Whether it,s  Akili
Smith or Scott Mitchell under center, it,s still the Corey Dillon  Show.? New
England has shown itself  to vulnerable against the rush ranking # 23 in
rushing yards allowed per  game over the last four weeks.? Dillon knows he
needs to carry the team  and he,ll do his best.? His success  will depend on
how effect Mitchell can be in drawing the defense,s attention  toward the
passing game.

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Even Matchups:? These games  feature no real advantage either way

San Francisco,s Charlie Garner vs  Falcon Defense??  Charlie Garner
continues his great season against a Falcon team that,s playing better rush
defense than it had been.? For the  year, Atlanta ranks # 30 in Fantasy
Points allowed to the opposing RB but over  the last four weeks, they rate #
19 in rushing yards allowed per game.? If they,re without WR Terrell Owens
again, Garner will be asked to carry a little more of the load, something he,
s  gladly done all year.

Pittsburgh,s Jerome Bettis vs Jaguar  Defense?? With the WR shuffling going
on in  Pittsburgh, I think Bettis is really the only Steeler worthy of
starting in most  leagues.? He,s a solid performer  though that should have
another good day grinding the ball out.? Jacksonville ranks # 18 over the
last  four weeks in rushing yards allowed per game.? For the year, they rank
# 20 in Fantasy  Points allowed to the opposing RB.?  It,ll be power football
as the Steeler just line up and try to run over  the Jaguars.?

New England,s J.R. Redmond / Kevin  Faulk vs Bengal Defense?? The Bengals are
tough to  predict.? For the last four weeks,  they rank # 17 in rushing yards
allowed per game and for the year they come in  at # 14 in Fantasy Points
allowed to the opposing RB.? But they absolutely shut down RB Emmitt  Smith
last week.? I look for Redmond  and Faulk to have moderate success against
this improving unit.? Redmond is questionable with ribs so  keep an eye on
this one.?

Chicago,s James Allen vs Buccaneer  Defense?? As with the pass defense,
Tampa  Bay is good but not quite as dominant as their reputation.? For the
last four weeks, they rank # 16  in rushing yards allowed per game allowing
106 per game.? For the year, they rate # 9 in Fantasy  Points allowed to the
opposing RBs so it,s not like they,re invincible.? With Shane Matthews behind
center and  scaring no one though, it could be a long  day.?

Washington,s Stephen Davis vs Ram  Defense?? As is so often the case, the
Redskins could be forced to abandon their running game if the Rams jump out
early.? Washington would dearly love  to establish Stephen Davis on the
ground but they may not be able to if they,re  forced to play catchup.? The
Rams  rate # 15 over the last four weeks in rushing yards allowed per game.?
For the year, they check in at # 23 in  Fantasy Points allowed to the
opposing RB.?  Even with Bud Carson helping coach the defense, they can be
run  upon.?

Atlanta,s Jamal Anderson vs 49er  Defense?? Jamal Anderson continues to make
solid improvement and he seems close to his 1998 form to me.? He,ll face a
49er Defense that can  definitely be run on.? Over the last  four weeks, they
rate # 14 in rushing yards allowed per game but for the year,  they rank # 29
in Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.? Not unlike the situation with
Washington, the running back,s success largely hinges on the ability of the
defense to hang tough.? Anderson can  be taken out of the game if the Falcons
can,t hold Jeff Garcia and company down  in the passing game.???

Minnesota,s Robert Smith vs Panther  Defense? I,ve said for years I,d love to
see  Robert Smith play a full season and now we,re seeing that could look
like.? He,s having a great year and I think  he,ll continue to have success
against Carolina.? They,ve been pretty strong lately  against the rush
ranking # 11 in rushing yards allowed per game over the last  four weeks but
for the year, they rank # 24 in Fantasy Points allowed to the  opposing RB.?
If the Vikings can  control Carolina,s Steve Beuerlein (no small feat), it,ll
help Smith,s chances  immensely.

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Downside Matchups:? These games favor the  Defense

Jacksonville,s  Fred Taylor vs Steeler Defense?? Fred Taylor is beginning to
work  his way out most Fantasy GM,s dog house as he continues to be a bright
spot on a  team without many bright spots.?  He,s been running hard but this
will be a real gut check for him as he  squares off against a very tough
Steeler rush defense that,s only allowed 2 TDs  over the last four games.?
Pittsburgh ranks # 3 for the year in Fantasy Points allowed to the  opposing
RB and Taylor will have his hands  full.

Carolina,s  Tshimanga Biakubutuka vs Viking Defense?? Biakabutuka remains
very  questionable with a bad toe and the Panthers don,t sound very
optimistic about  him playing Sunday.? Keep an eye on  it as he was able to
play through the pain last week.? Although it seems to be worse this week
than last.? If he can,t go, you,ll  see undrafted rookie FB Brad Hoover get
the start.? Don,t ask me how that happens.? Minnesota is decent against the
run  ranking # 12 over the last four games in rushing yards allowed per game
and # 17  for the year in Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing  RB.

Tampa Bay,s  Warrick Dunn / Mike Alstott vs Bear Defense?? Most people
including myself  thought new offensive coordinator Les Steckel would involve
Mike Alstott more in  Frank Wycheck type roles.? Hasn,t  happened yet but it,
ll be interesting to see if they start getting the big guy  the balls in
creative ways.? I,m  sure his fumbling problems are still a huge concern but
of course that,s not  something a guy like Tony Dungy talks very publicly
about.? The Bears are decent against the run  ranking # 9 over the last four
weeks in rushing yards allowed per game but for  the year, they check in at #
21 in Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing  RB.?

Denver,s  Terrell Davis vs Charger Defense??  Davis scared everyone this week
when it was reported he had a problem  with his calf.? He says it,s
overblown and was calling it just &tightness8 below the knee. ?He,ll need to
be as healthy as possible  this week as the Chargers have been playing strong
rush defense of late ranking  # 2 in rushing yards  allowed per game over the
last four weeks.? For the year, they,re still ranked # 15  in Fantasy Points
allowed to the opposing RB reflecting some of their earlier  struggles.? The
Broncos desperately  need Davis to shoulder the load with Brian Griese out
and it,ll be interesting  to see how he responds.? It,s a  tough matchup, but
I bet he does well.

St. Louis, Justin  Watson vs Redskin Defense?? The good news for Watson is
that  he doesn,t have to worry about Trung Canidate.? The bad news is Robert
Holcomb saw a  good bit of work at tailback this week and Marshall Faulk is
even making noise  about playing Monday.? Faulk did  practice some Thursday
but coach Mike Martz still remains pessimistic about him  seeing much action
this week.? Keep  an eye on it as I,m sure it,ll be a top story but right
now, he doesn,t look to  be a big factor.? The Redskin rush  defense is solid
ranking # 8 over the last four weeks in rushing yards allowed  per game and #
6 for the year in Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing  RB.

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Defensive Slam Dunks:? These  games heavily favor the Defense?

Cleveland,s Travis Prentice / Jamel  White vs Titan Defense?  ?The Browns
catch Tennessee at an awful  time as the Titans are coming off a frustrating
loss at home to Baltimore and  will likely be looking to vent some
frustrations this week.? Cleveland looks to bear the brunt of  that
situation.? Prentice and White  have been unexceptional lately and I don,t
see them improving against a tough  Titan Defense.? Over the last four
weeks, Tennessee ranks # 7 in rushing yards allowed per game.? They also rank
# 7 for the year in  Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.?  These guys
may do in a pinch on other weeks but I don,t see it this  Sunday.?

Detroit,s James Stewart vs Giant  Defense?? Stewart is still a starter in
many  leagues but I don,t like his matchup here.?  (Although you can,t
discount the time he ran wild on Tampa Bay with an  awful matchup too)? The
Giants rank  # 1 for the year in Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.?
For the last four weeks, they rank # 6  in rushing yards allowed per game.?
That,s strong.? Having a  healthy Jason Sehorn back will help the entire
defense as it allows more safety  help to commit to the run.?

Oakland,s Napoleon Kaufman vs Saints  Defense?? Keep an eye on it, but at
this  point Tyrone Wheatley is looking very questionable with not one but two
bad  ankle sprains.? His most recent  sprain is thought to be worse than the
first sprain on the other ankle that was  limiting him already.? Kaufman
struggles a bit as the sole RB and Saints are RB Killers.? For the year, they
rank # 4 in Fantasy  Points allowed to the opposing RB and over the last four
games, they check in at  # 5 in rushing yards allowed per game.?  One ray of
hope for Oakland is that DT Norman Hand is questionable with  bone chips in
his ankle although they believe he can play even though he hasn,t  practiced
this week.?

Kansas  City,s RB committee vs Bills Defense??  By now you probably know
better than to risk starting any RB wearing a  Chief uniform.? This week,s a
good  week to follow that rule as the Bills are playing excellent rush
defense.? They rank # 4 over the last four weeks  in rushing yards allowed
per game and the rate # 5 for the year in Fantasy Points allowed to the
opposing RB.? I shy  away from Chief RBs against any team but especially a
defense this tough.? If you don,t have any choice, Kimble  Anders will get
the &start8 but expect to see plenty of Tony Richardson and  Frank Moreau.?
Richardson in  particular does a nice job receiving the ball.?

Dallas,  Emmitt Smith vs Raven Defense?? Let,s put it this way:? Smith was
shut down by Cincinnati last  week.? And the Ravens are a just a  tad bit
better than the Bengals when it comes to run defense.? If anyone can bounce
back, it,s Smith  but last Sunday was very worrisome.?  The Ravens are flying
high after a huge road win at Tennessee.? He,s still a solid RB but Smith
will  have his hands more than full Sunday.?  The Ravens rank # 3 in rushing
yards allowed per  game over the last four weeks and for the year they rate #
2  in Fantasy Points  allowed to the opposing RB.?

New York  Jets, Curtis Martin vs Dolphin Defense? I don,t  see a repeat of
the week 8 meltdown from Miami on defense.? Martin will have a tough day
ahead of  him against the Dolphin defense that ranks # 10 over the last four
weeks  in rushing yards allowed  per game.? Over the  season, they rank # 8
in  Fantasy Points allowed to the opposing RB.? The Dolphins were hopeful LB
Zach Thomas  could return but that,s not looking too likely now.? It,ll be
even tougher for Martin if he  does.?

New Orleans  Jerald Moore / Chad Morton vs Raider Defense??  New Orleans
catches a tough break as the new RBs are forced to make their  first start
facing the # 1 rush defense in rushing yards allowed per  game over the last
four weeks.? For the year, they,re not quite as tough  ranking # 12 in
Fantasy  Points allowed to the opposing RB.? It,s tough to call right now how
the  carries will be distributed as the Saints are understandably being
tight  lipped.? I expect Moore to carry  most of the load to begin with.?
He,s the more physical back and much more like Williams than is Morton  who
falls closer to the scat back / 3rd down guy mold.? I can envision something
similar to the  rotation New England is using with J.R. Redmond and Kevin
Faulk.? For FF purposes, you,d of course like to  see one guy take over but I
don,t see that now.? The other wild card is newly signed  Terry Allen who
sounds excited about football again.? We,ll see how quickly he can get
comfortable.?

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Request from Rick Shapiro & Jim Steffes

In the future, if  you schedule a tour of the gas & power trading floors at
Enron, and you DO NOT go through experienceENRON to arrange for the tour(s),
it is "MANDATORY" that you contact Christi Nicolay (x37007) before visiting
the trading floors.

gngr
713-853-7751


Folks
 OPIC, EXIM and the Department of State each raised the issue of Trakya
withTurkish Minister of Economy Dervis yesterday reflecting a unified front
of the USG on the issue.
 Harmon, Chairman of EXIM, apparently did not go into great detail on the
situation but EXIM staff had a side conversation with the Deputy Sec'y of
Treasury in which the issue was addressed in greater detail.
 At the OPIC meeting, OPIC focused on Trakya and went through the situation
in great detail.  Minister Dervis was not aware of all the details, but is
now.  He stated that the sector had to be cleaned up.  He noted that the IMF
deal had to first be struck but that the energy sector had to be addressed in
the "near term".   Drumheller's sense was that in the next several weeks
there would be definite action on the part of Treasury or both Trakya and the
USG need to take further steps.  He wants to go ahead and meet with the
lenders with an eye towards preparing the letters re the guarantee and then
gear up if necesary to beat on the GOT.
 Alan Larson, Undersecretary of State for Economic Affairs also spoke to
Dervis and stated to the Minister that the continuation of the Trakya
situation would become a major public issue between the US and Turkey.  That
this is now the official position of the Department of State is a huge step
forward.  Thanks John


Tell me about the new job.  What will you be doing?

Kevin


Gee, I don't know what came over me.  Apologies.

	Richard B Sanders@ECT
	10/09/2000 01:02 PM

		 To: Jeff Dasovich/NA/Enron@ENRON
		 cc: James D Steffes/NA/Enron@Enron
		 Subject: Re: FW: Enron Proposals Regarding Document Subpoenas

Are you kidding? It is Columbus day-- there is no one to be found at the PUC.

	Jeff Dasovich@ENRON
	10/09/2000 10:57 AM

		 To: Richard B Sanders/HOU/ECT@ECT, James D Steffes/NA/Enron@Enron
		 cc:
		 Subject: Re: FW: Enron Proposals Regarding Document Subpoenas

Greetings:
Any word about whether the PUC bought our proposal?
Best,
Jeff


BEn,

Here is the schedule I currently have for TECO. Would you mind having a look
and telling me if it takes into account the debt reserve?
thanks

yvan


Hi, Corina.

These names need to be removed as they no longer work here:
Yannis Tzamouranis
George Hope
Aimee Lannou
Jeff McClellan
Murthy Rao
I'm not familar with many of the names.

Please keep:
Dian Chu
Laura Wilkinson
Maribel Mata Monterrey

Please add to the list:
Jacquelyn Azore
Tamera Joyner (HR)
Lucy King
Michelle Akers
Sladana Kulic
Biliana Pehlivanova
I hope to give you more soon.

Regards,
Tracey Kozadinos
Specialist
Risk Assessment & Control
713.853.3446

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Taylor, Corina
Sent:	Wednesday, October 10, 2001 12:41 PM
To:	Hayslett, Rod; Kozadinos, Tracey
Subject:	UH 2000 Recruiting Team.xls

 << File: UH 2000 Recruiting Team.xls >>

Attached is the recruiting team from last year, please review and let me know who you wish to keep on the team, who we should add and who we should delete.

Below is a list of the candidates that accepted our full time offers last year.

Michelle Akers - Started 7/16/01
Sladana Kulic - Started 3/01/01
Lane Merchant - Started 1/02/01  left 06/21/01
Biliana Pehlivanova - Started 2/12/01

Our presentation is scheduled for Monday, October 15, 2001 @ 7:00pm - University Hilton - Shamrock Room 261M

Our interviews are scheduled for Monday, November 12th & Tuesday, November 13th from 8:30 - 5:30 & we will be interviewing both Analyst & Associates.

Please revise your team member list and let me know who will be attending the presentation.  At our last meeting we decided that we would need 8/12 people from Enron there to answer questions, since we expect about 100 people to show up.

I can be reached at 713/ 345-7344.

Corina Taylor
Recruiting Coordinator


Hello Pat,

We would like you to price:

Chairs (2)
The chairs (476) in 19-502 (Grade 18) with double welt trim as described.

SOFA
The sofa (6386-80) in 48-137 (Grade 26).

PILLOWS
3 square additional pillows (2 in chair material and 1 in sofa material).

Would the wood be the same in the sofa as used on the chairs?

Please could you let me know the prices.

Thanks

Louise Nettelton


I am clear Wed and Thurs afternoon


I have something at 10:30 but I will jump on as soon as I can. You go ahead
though.


No 0-jun 1  indicative offer is 4.85

Sheetal Patel
10/10/2000 01:03 PM
To: John Arnold/HOU/ECT@ECT, Mike Maggi/Corp/Enron@Enron
cc: Charles H Otto/HOU/ECT@ECT
Subject: Offers

John & Mike,

Could you please fill out the attach spreadsheet COB today?  There is one
swap term and one collar term.

It looks like we are getting close to a finance deal and are working with
John Thompson in the finance group.  The outline quotes would be a buy out of
existing deals on Enron's books.

Thanks,

Sheetal
x36740


Sally,

Thanks for taking the time to meet with me today and telling me about the exciting opportunities you have at North America.  I reviewed the presentation that you  gave me and found myself already thinking about how to make it happen.  I would very much like to work with you to make this a reality.  Attached is a copy of my resume.  I look forward to continuing our discussions next week.

Gay

Gay Mayeux
Vice President, Enron Broadband Services
Physical Location:  1400 Smith Street EB4620
                                      Houston, TX 77002
Email:  gay_mayeux@enron.net
Office: (713) 853-9905
Cell:     (713) 416-8821
Fax:     (713) 646-5737


We released the Schedule C item in EPMI-Southeast related to FPL in today's p&l.  Please see attached and let me know if you have any questions!!

Thanks!
Casey

Abel - what about that for timeliness?!  :)


Attached is a draft of the body of a Consent Agreement that we would like to
obtain from eSpeed at the closing to enter into what we have referred to as
the "Project Raptor" transactions.  Please let me know if you have any
comments or questions regarding the attached.

Ted Stockbridge has forward to us a revised draft of the Exclusivity
Agreement with our collective comments.  We should be able to send that to
you tomorrow after Andy has reviewed that markup.  I believe Chris or Anthony
have discussed our remaining comments to the equity documents with Richard.

Travis McCullough
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street EB 3817
Houston Texas 77002
Phone:  (713) 853-1575
Fax: (713) 646-3490


Caroline:

You should have already seen the two ISDA's (Valentis, CD Holdings) emailed
yesterday evening per your instructions.  I am still waiting for you to send
information regarding inhouse/outside legal counsel for both parties.

The Schedule and Paragraph 13 sent to Valentis et al is very much like the
hedge fund template which legal is refining.  We are reviewing the first
draft and commenting.

FYI - I will not be in the office on Friday, April 27.  Also, the Enron legal
conference is next week and the lawyers will be in San Antonio from May 2
(afternoon) through May 4.  And finally, I will be on vacation during the
week of May 7 - May 11.  Please try to make plans (conference calls,
counterparty comments, etc.) accordingly.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks.

Sara Shackleton
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street, EB 3801a
Houston, Texas  77002
713-853-5620 (phone)
713-646-3490 (fax)
sara.shackleton@enron.com


Thanks.  The fax we received from the plant reported the start up at 11:00am, reaching full capacity at 1:00pm.  But, we shouldn't have a problem.

D

 -----Original Message-----
From: 	Mazowita, Mike
Sent:	Thursday, September 27, 2001 11:20 AM
To:	Farmer, Daren J.; Olsen, Michael
Cc:	Hill, Garrick; Ward, Charles
Subject:	Ponderosa Pine Energy Plant - Start-Up

FYI>

The Ponderosa Pine Energy plant is forecasted to start-up on Friday, September 28, 2001 at approximately 6:00 am.

MM


EB3127 - Fiscal Yr. 2000 Audit Issue/Arthur Anderson(Juan Camarillo,Michelle
Atwood)

Thanks,

"Z"
x54858


oh, because i was going to offer up stephen davis, but never mind ...

"Bass, Jason" <Jason.Bass2@COMPAQ.com> on 08/23/2000 03:14:31 PM
To: "'Eric Bass'" <Eric.Bass@enron.com>
cc:
Subject: RE:

Probably more than you have got.

Jason Bass
TSE
Compaq Computer Corporation

 -----Original Message-----
From:  Eric Bass [mailto:Eric.Bass@enron.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 3:14 PM
To: Bass, Jason
Subject:

What do you want for Fred Taylor?


Please plan on attending a meeting Monday, February 4 at 10:30 AM in ECS 05075in to pick up your launch packets and discuss the procedure and timeline for contacting customers. Those of you outside of Houston should receive an overnight package Monday. The meeting will be very brief. If you have further questions or are unable to dial-in, you can contact me directly at 5-3614 or Teresa Mandola at 3-9807.

Also, please find attached the marketing contact list. You can filter by your name in the PA column to view the counterparties which you are responsible for contacting regarding the Password Application.


Susan:
I am okay with these changes so long as we make clear to them that by
agreeing to take out arbitration we are not setting a precedent with them
with respect to any future agreements (i.e., ISDA Master etc.) that we intend
to enter into with them.  Please let me see the agreement as I think that if
we go back to our non-arbitration language, there is other language that
needs to be added.
Carol


Hi Liz

We started working on presentation so still don't know everything yet.  We
will likely need either overhead or slide projector.  WIll let you know Mon.

Thanks


While speaking to Vivian Siao Stephan at Goldman Sachs about Harry's Login
ID, she mentioned that Gary, Jeff and Pushkar may also want to receive Login
IDs.  Please confirm if this is correct.    Is there anyone one else who will
need a Login ID?  (Sara was wondering about  Roy Ibasco?)  Please advise as
soon as possible so that I can submit the required paperwork.  Thank you!

Susan D. Flynn
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street, EB3806
Houston, Texas  77002
Phone:  713-853-0975
Fax:  713-646-3490


Kim,

Thank you for your time on Wednesday. I enjoyed meeting you and appreciated the discussion regarding pipeline economics.

I was thinking about the capacity you sold in 2003 on an Index to Index basis. On the attached diagram, the boxes colored black represent my understanding of your current position (you are locked-in to $1.00/MMBtu for the Calif. Border Index minus San Juan Index but exposed to San Juan Basin gas prices for the fuel required to deliver 20,000 MMBtu/d to the Calif. Border). You can easily lock-in your cost of fuel gas as shown by the swap colored in red. I believe that you did this capacity trade when gas prices were higher, therefore you could fix your fuel cost at today's lower prices and earn a higher margin on your capacity sale than originally expected.

The decision to unwind the Index to Index hedge that you did with ENA is a tougher call. The unwind would be accomplished by the swap colored blue. Which do you prefer: 1. $1.00/MMBtu or 2. $0.40 + (Calif. Border minus San Juan Indices) per MMBtu ? Unwinding at $0.60/MMBtu, you must believe that Calif. Border Index minus San Juan Index will be greater than $0.60/MMBtu. I am not very familar with those pricing points so I can not give an educated opinion.

Anyway, I hope that this is useful. Talk to you later.

Paul


Ludmilla:

Here is Vince's travel itinerary for Sunday to New York.

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Stan, the Bushton Team met yesterday and decided that there is no value and substantial risk to Northern in accepting OneOk's suggestion that we rewrite the Bushton Measurement Agreement to operate like the OneOk-Kinder Morgan Scott City measurement agreement.  We are reluctant to incorporate the PTR formula in any way beyond the limited purpose it serves under the current Measurement Agreement.  The following are talking points that Dave Neubauer will use today in a conversation with Terry Spencer, who is Steve Winston's boss.  Since Winston's proposal (which I sent to you by email last week) was a draft and has never been formally sent to us, we decided that having Dave deliver our message to Terry made more sense than sending a letter or elevating the issue to your and John Gibson's level.  However, if Gibson calls you and raises the issue of their proposal, the following points contain our message.

	Spencer may agree in the call with Dave to reconcile the April and May imbalance based on our metered numbers.  If not, Britt has prepared a demand letter that can be sent at any time to get resolution of that issue rolling.  I believe that Gibson indicated that he'd be calling you back this week to talk about this matter, so your conversation should take place before we send the demand letter. I'll forward the demand letter for your review separately.

	On the other proposal from OneOk that I forwarded to you last week (relating to operational changes designed to allow OneOk to get the helium plant running again), we have made some minor modifications and are sending the counterproposal back to OneOk.  We expect to get that deal in place with them soon.  This is a good development for them, and with little or no risk to us, and should temper any disappointment they feel because of our rejection of their measurment proposal.

	Please give me a call if you have any questions or concerns.  Thanks. DF

1.  Steve Winston's suggested approach is similar to ONEOK's Scott City measurement agreement with Kinder Morgan.  It uses PTR as an alternative form of measurement that takes precedence over the primary meters if the variation between the PTR and the primary meters exceeds certain thresholds.  That structure is very different from the Northern-ONEOK Measurement Procedures Agreement, which, as reaffirmed by the arbitrators, does not make the numbers from Northern's ultrasonic meters subject to ONEOK's PTR numbers except in the very narrow circumstance of a "BTU measurement error" (i.e., when the chromatograph malfunctions).

2.  Northern is not willing to modify the existing agreement to elevate ONEOK's PTR to a status equal to the ultrasonic meters because the Oneok meters and processes within the plant have numerous deficiencies and do not conform to AGA quality specifications.  ONEOK's independent outside experts, Barnes and Click, confirmed this fact during the arbitration.

3.  ONEOK can currently use PTR, or any other means it wants, to determine whether to call a "special test" of the accuracy of Northern's ultrasonic meters pursuant to Section 2(e) of the Measurement ProceduresAgreement.  Upon calling a special test, any concerns ONEOK may have about the accuracy of the ultrasonic meters would be resolved by independent technical analysis of the meters.  ONEOK has not called for a special test, but can do so at any time if it believes the ultrasonic meters are malfunctioning.

4.  If ONEOK wants to renegotiate the Measurement Procedures Agreement to track the structure of the Scott City procedure, ONEOK must bring its measurement and processes within the Bushton Plant up to AGA quality specifications and provide for maintenance of those meters consistent with those specifications.

5.  The current imbalance at the Plant is about $1.2 million owed to ONEOK, based on Northern's meters.  The outstanding imbalance situation at the Plant, which dates to April and May of this year, must be resolved irrespective of what ONEOK desires to do going forward.  Since ONEOK has not called a special test of Northern's meters, the arbitration award mandates that the metered data govern the imbalance for those months.  If ONEOK does not agree to that reconciliation, Northern will be forced to pursue appropriate remedies.


Accomplishments: I haven't jumped out the window yet, or slapped/cursed
anyone from any other Enron entity.  This is significant in a way that not
all would understand.  Vision & Values.

My other significant accomplishment was the LM 6000 deal: revising the
structure, figuring out how to sell the WestLB stuff to GE/S & S,  and
closing it in a relatively short period of time.

More to come!

As for vacation, I'll scatter some days off here and there, but I don't have
any plans for consecutive days off.

Kay


Bob:

I think the RFP looks great.  The one question I had was whether or not we
wanted to put in the RFP our objective in terms of income from the facility.
Also, should we encourage joint bids?  Take care.

Mark


Do you have a home for the T&F Explor behind Penn Fuel for June?

I left a message for Charlie at CES this morning about all the other citygate
production.  I'm also trying to get a bid from CNG for the month of June on
the EOG and
Peoples gas.  I'll keep you posted.

	From:  John M Singer @ ENRON                           05/09/2000 01:07 PM

To: Chris Germany/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:
Subject: Re: Questa Petroleum.

Chris Germany@ECT
05/09/2000 12:33 PM
To: John M Singer/Corp/Enron@ENRON
cc:

Subject: Re: Questa Petroleum.

Do you have a current Citygate production worksheet?


We have received a fax of the fully executed NDA from London.  I am having a
copy walked down to Gillian.


in

Bryan Hull
10/30/2000 11:18 AM
To: Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT@ECT, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT, Michael
Walters/HOU/ECT@ECT, O'Neal D Winfree/HOU/ECT@ECT, Matthew
Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT, David Baumbach/HOU/ECT@ECT, Denver Plachy/NA/Enron@Enron
cc:
Subject: Game at 6:00

Our game is at 6 this week.  Let me know if you can make it so I can find
subs if you can't.


Dear Mr.s Lay and Skilling

Thank you; I just received my t-shirt and letter regarding the Chairman's
award nomination.  I was really flattered to have received that mention.  The
traits sought by the Chairman's award are those I would really like to
exemplify; respect, communication, integrity, and excellence.  To even have
been considered worthy is exciting and humbling.  I know that truly most
people at Enron hope to display these values, and for you to have designed an
award to recognize them is really inspiring.

In short, it meant a lot to me, to have been mentioned for the Chairman's
award within a company of which I am so proud.  I know it will mean a great
deal to the person I will seek to nominate, when I next have the opportunity.

Thank you.
Sincerely,
Julia Cobb


-----Original Message-----
From: 	Bresnan, Neil
Sent:	Monday, May 21, 2001 8:50 AM
To:	Black, Don; Richter, Jeff
Subject:	AS Files

Jeff,

Let me know the first available time you are free to discuss this analysis ?

NFB
---------------------- Forwarded by Neil Bresnan/HOU/EES on 05/21/2001 10:42 AM ---------------------------

Daniel Kang
05/21/2001 09:59 AM
To:	Neil Bresnan/HOU/EES@EES
cc:
Subject:	AS Files

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---------------------- Forwarded by Kay Mann/Corp/Enron on 01/05/2001 10:55
AM ---------------------------

"George Kutzschbach" <gkutzschbach@fulbright.com> on 01/05/2001 10:46:52 AM
To: Kay.Mann@enron.com, CCampbell@KSLAW.com
cc: DPedigo@INTERGEN.com, jjones@INTERGEN.com, SNoonan@INTERGEN.com

Subject: ABB Facility Agreement

Kay and Carolyn:

The proposed draft of the ABB Facility Agreement should be revised in
the following respects:

1.   The date of the Agreement on page one and the "Effective Date"
should be the date the Agreement is executed.

2.   Section 6.1.2 should be revised to read as follows:

Seventy-eight thousand six hundred dollars ($78,600) constitutes the
full and final payment for the Unit, except that Purchaser shall be
responsible for the payment of any and all amounts associated with any
Change Order approved after the Effective Date.  The final payment of
the Purchase Amount is subject to Section 6.1.3.

3.   The third and fourth sentences of Section 17.4.1 should be
amended to read as follows:

If the Maximum Liability Amount (less any unpaid portion of the
Purchase Amount) is greater than the Proper Scope Value, the difference
between such amount and the Proper Scope Value (the "Refund Amount")
shall be due to Purchaser by Seller.  If the Maximum Liability Amount
(less any unpaid portion of the Purchase Amount) is less than the Proper
Scope Value, the difference between such amount and the Proper Scope
Value shall be referred to as the "Scope Value Due."

InterGen is continuing to review the ABB Facility Agreement internally
and may have further revisions.

George


---------------------- Forwarded by Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT on 04/13/2001 09:58 PM ---------------------------

Sheridan Titman <titman@mail.utexas.edu> on 03/28/2001 05:22:22 PM
To:	Vince.J.Kaminski@enron.com, Shirley.Crenshaw@enron.com
cc:
Subject:	consulting project

Dear Vince:

	I have now spent 16 hours on the valuation project and wanted to touch
base with you to make sure that the basic approach makes sense and that you
think we are making an appropriate amount of progress.  My invoice is
attached.

	By the way, John Martin just mentioned that you have agreed to be our
luncheon speaker at the Texas Finance Festival.  I really appreciate your
help on this and would like to schedule some time next week to talk about
it in more detail.

	I look forward to hearing from you.

regards,

Sheridan
 - Invoice for February and March 2001.doc

Sheridan Titman
Department of Finance
College of Business Administration
University of Texas
Austin, Texas 78712-1179

512-232-2787 (phone)
512-471-5073 (fax)

titman@mail.utexas.edu


As we near the end of the year, I want to make clear some individual VAR limits I have come up with as we go forward.  These will change from time to time as to allocate VAR to desks that are profitable and re-adjust VAR when desks are not profitable.  Please read carefully.  If you have any questions feel free to see me.  There will be penalties for not staying within your VAR limits.  I will be reasonable but fines will be assessed for repeated breakage.

Rob Benson - 7 MM
Paul Broderick - 1.2 MM
Gautum Gupta - 1.5 MM
Joe Quenet - 300K
Ben Rogers - 300K
Garrett Tripp - 300K


---------------------- Forwarded by Keith Miceli/Corp/Enron on 06/05/2000
12:43 PM ---------------------------

Keith Miceli
06/05/2000 09:52 AM
To: Diomedes Christodoulou/SA/Enron@Enron, J Mark Metts/NA/Enron@Enron@ECT,
Mark Palmer/Corp/Enron@ENRON
cc:

Subject: Communication Plan Preparatons

Gentlemen:  The California Project is now moving from phase I into phases II
with respect to commuication/PR activities:

Phase I--No major leak/"no comment policy".  The only communications
responses (ESA Employee Memo, Employee Q&As for Elektro and Cuiaba, and
Q&Asfor vaious stakeholders) required to date were prompted by the TV (Bom
Dia) news story and Gazeta Mercantil article.

Phase II--Major leak requiring disclosure.  While prospective buyers have
signed CAs, there's always the possibility that news of the Project and/or
elements from the IM could be leaked--either inadvertently or by design.
While this scenario is unlikely, we need to be prepared to respond before
there is an actual sale of assets.  A draft press release has been prepared
for Ken Lay, confirming that Enron is considering the sale of its assets in
South America.  There is also a set of generic Q&As, which is being expanded
to include stakeholder-specific Q&As.  The ESA Employee Memo (May 8) is also
being modified.

Phase III--With the IM out, CAs signed and data rooms open, we should begin
to implement parts of the Communication Rollout Plan to demonstrate the
strength/success of the business strategy, limit speculation and provide
greater sense of certainty to important stakeholders.  The activities that we
can undertake now, include:

? Contact lists--Develop comprehensive contact lists of all
audiences/stakeholders.  Include names, addresses, phone, fax,, and email.
Put into Excel format.  Identify who internally "owns" each list.

? Speaking platforms--Develop list of speaking opportunities to introduce
Enron's business model and announce our regional strategy.

? Audience communications map*Develop a matrix that details the specific
communications strategy for key stakeholder audiences.  It should cover:
? *Timing: when should this audience be communicated with, e.g., before
public announcement, simultaneous with public, etc.
? *Form: what form should the communication take, e.g., written,
face-to-face, e-mail, conference call, employee meetings, etc.
? *Content: what is the message to be delivered
? *Responsibility:who,s responsible for creating communication; who within
company will deliver communication

? Communications training/message delivery preparation -- Key company
spokespeople need to be prepared to delivery the strategic messages regarding
transactions, but also to deftly handle difficult questions from employees,
analysts, customers and the media regarding the company's ultimate plans for
the region.  It will be essential that all spokespeople are delivering the
same message and are well prepared for difficult situations.

? Fact sheets on individual assets ) The information can be pulled from the
IM.  Developing fact sheets on each asset will enable them to be packaged in
any combination-- depending on the ultimate transaction.

? Vision piece*The existing white paper on company strategy would be revised
to  explain the rationale behind the strategy, future expectations for the
region, and intentions regarding employees and customers.

? Press kit shell:
*Press release ) can be drafted with blanks for key details
*Fact sheet on deal (template) ) assets involved; background on buyer/seller;
costs and sales terms; employees; customer base; revenue
*Asset fact sheets (see above)
*Vision (see above)
*Information buyer
*Information on Enron/ESA

? Q&A ) There are certain questions that will need to be answered regardless
of the situation; a master set of Q&A can be developed and then be broken up
and used as needed depending upon situation and audience.

Employee Issues
What happens to employees?
Will employees lose their jobs?  If so, how many?
What if I don,t want to work under the new owner?
What role will Jim and Diomedes play following sale?

Customer & Business Partner Issues
How will customers be affected by transaction?
How will ESA business partners be affected?
Do business partners have any say in whether transaction should go forward?

Approval Process
Who has to approve the sale?
What is the regulatory/approval process?  How long will this take?

Enron and ESA Strategy
What happens to ESA?
What business will you be in, in South America?
Will Enron repeat this process in other parts of the world?
What happens if not all of ESA assets are sold?

Financial Implications
What is the total anticipated price for all of the assets?
How much of company,s holdings does this represent?
What is the impact on shareholders?
How will the money be reinvested?

I would appreciate feedback on the proposed workplan, so I can make the
appropriate changes and begin completing the above tasks.  Diomedes, I know
that you and Mark are super busy, but I,m available to meet with you at your
convenience.  It would also be extremely valuable for me to reinitiate the TA
support from Sue Garman.  I,ve kept her posted on developments, so she,s
prepared to &hit the ground running.8   Lastly, Mark, with so many of the
rollout activities involving HQ, I would like a chance to discuss how to
organize a team effort to accomplish the many and varied activities.

Regards, Keith


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Tom:
Tanya told me that you were researching these counterpaerties with respect to the LC's that we are holding that expire 12/31/01.  Is that true?  Do we have any right to draw?

Carol St. Clair
EB 4539
713-853-3989 (phone)
713-646-3393 (fax)
281-382-1943 (cell phone)
8774545506 (pager)
281-890-8862 (home fax)
carol.st.clair@enron.com


Susan and if she needs legal assistance, perhaps Cheryl.

Sara Shackleton
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street, EB 3801a
Houston, Texas  77002
713-853-5620 (phone)
713-646-3490 (fax)
sara.shackleton@enron.com

	Mary Cook
	05/02/2001 11:52 AM

		 To: Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 cc:
		 Subject: Alcoa

Who do you think?

Cordially,
Mary Cook
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith, 38th Floor, Legal
Houston, Texas   77002-7361
(713) 345-7732 (phone)
(713) 646-3490 (fax)
mary.cook@enron.com
----- Forwarded by Mary Cook/HOU/ECT on 05/02/2001 11:52 AM -----

	Carol St Clair
	05/02/2001 10:15 AM

		 To: Mary Cook/HOU/ECT@ECT, Sara Shackleton/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 cc: Mark Taylor/HOU/ECT@ECT, Susan Bailey/HOU/ECT@ECT
		 Subject: Alcoa

Mary and Sara:
Alcoa keeps sending us lists of their authorized traders.  I sent them our
form letter several months ago.  Could you please reassign this to someone?
Susan Bailey has the file.  Thanks.

Carol St. Clair
EB 3889
713-853-3989 (Phone)
713-646-3393 (Fax)
carol.st.clair@enron.com


Aaron,

I will execute and send back by fax Wed morning.  Who should I fax to for
signature on Enron's side?

Steve Hase


Good point!  Can Peter start to draft an override letter?

	Kay Mann@ENRON
	05/15/2001 05:55 PM

		 To: pthompson@akllp.com
		 cc: Sheila Tweed/HOU/ECT@ECT, Roseann Engeldorf/Enron@EnronXGate, Scott
Dieball/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENt, John G
Rigby/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT
		 Subject: Override letter

As a reminder to all of us, we will need a form override letter to go with
the form turbine contract.

Kay


I just opened it.  It came in last night.


Attached are the Performance test guidelines exhibit F from the Goldendale
Contract.  These were reviewed in quite a bit of detail between Tony Butler
and the GE Perf Test Engineers.

 - EXHIBIT F  PERFORMANCE TEST GUIDELINES.doc


I would support Matt Lenhart's promotion to the next level.

I would oppose Ken Shulklapper's promotion.


Dear Colleagues,

The new draft website is at:
http://gspp.berkeley.edu/events/electricity_summit_conference.htm.
Have a good weekend. Talk to you on Monday.

Best wishes,
Heather


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---------------------- Forwarded by Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT on 05/12/2000
08:15 AM ---------------------------

Scott Adams <dilbertnewsletter@unitedmedia.com> on 05/11/2000 07:47:45 PM
To: Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:
Subject: Dilbert Newsletter 30.0

Dilbert Newsletter 30.0
------------------------

To:     Dogbert's New Ruling Class (DNRC)
From:   Scott Adams (scottadams@aol.com)
Date:   May 2000

   Highlights:
------------------------------------------------
- Elian Invasion
- TV Show Update
- True Tales of Induhviduals
- Streaming Video of a Mystery in My Office
- Dogbert Answers My Mail
------------------------------------------------

Elian Invasion
--------------

Many of you in the U.S. have been following the fate of the little
Cuban boy Elian, who came to the United States via a
dolphin-powered inner tube.  Some people believe Elian is some sort
of Holy Child because the dolphins helped him, and because he's
small, leading people to assume he is a child.  I was a believer in
the Holy Child theory until the INS swarmed Elian's relatives' home
and took him against his will.  "Where were the dolphins then?" I ask.

Maybe they were lazy dolphins.  Whatever their excuse, I'm
disappointed that we didn't get to see the INS and the dolphins
fight it out, hand-to-flipper.  That would have been good TV.
Dolphins have a great defensive move where they suddenly turn
around so your fist gets stuck in the blowhole.  Then they beat you
senseless with their powerful tails.  I think we'd all like to see that.

On the plus side, by my reckoning, Elian's dilemma has saved the
lives of at least two celebrities, maybe more.  As you know, during
slow news periods the major networks kill celebrities and make it
look accidental.  Personally, I won't board an airplane unless the
newspaper is packed with good stories.

I prefer the media's latest news-creating technique, wherein they
blame NASA for launching rockets into space and losing them.  In
reality, NASA hasn't done much of anything since 1969, when they
sent three guys in helium-filled space suits to New Mexico with a
black and white camcorder.  I still remember where I was when I saw
it on TV.  I was on Earth.

Dilbert TV Fate
----------------

I'm not exaggerating when I say that literally dozens of people
noticed when Dilbert disappeared from UPN's lineup on American TV.
Officially, UPN told me the show was put on "hiatus."  Or maybe
they said they "hate us."  It sounds the same on the telephone when
you're sobbing.

Apparently someone noticed there were four new episodes that had
never aired.  So, starting on Tuesday, May 30th at 8:30 p.m.
Eastern  (7:30 Central), the first of the new Dilbert shows airs.

In a master stroke of UPN programming brilliance, Dilbert follows
Shasta McNasty, a show geared toward viewers who are...how can I
say this...very likely to die in bowling ball cleaning machine
accidents.  Fortunately, Shasta is a filthy and sophomoric show, so
it will corner the market on perverts and unsupervised minors.
It's a perfect lead-in audience for an animated Dilbert TV show.
If you don't understand that, you will never be a television executive.

The other networks are running nothing but commercials during that
time period.  You don't need to check.  Trust me on this.

March 21st Explained
--------------------

Many readers were confused by the March 21st strip featuring
Dilbert's future self visiting his past self from across time.
Dilbert asks the future Dilbert how his head got wrinkled.  Future
Dilbert points to a device on his chest with a hole in the center
and says, "Stick a finger in this hole."  That's the whole joke.

This is an example of a cartoon that appeals to no one but me, or
so I discovered from my e-mail.  I like the idea that a future
Dilbert would invent a device that has no other purpose than to
make your head deformed.  It's one of those inventions that seem
like a good idea until you try it.  But the funny part (okay, just
to me) is that he would advise his past self to stick a finger in
it, thus making the same mistake twice.

In retrospect, it was just a bad cartoon.  There wasn't enough
information.  But it made me laugh.  If you think the cartons are
made for your benefit, maybe you shouldn't be so selfish.

Why Do Some People Get Paid?
----------------------------

A reader sent me this story:

"Our coffee room has a bulletin board. One day a woman with a ruler
and a clipboard came in and measured the distance between the
postings on the board with the ruler. She took great care to
measure the height and width between each piece of paper, and
between the pieces of paper and the edges of the board. Then,
without a word, she checked off something on the clipboard and went away.

"I was in a daze for the next fifteen minutes.  I couldn't
concentrate during the following meeting. I wondered, does this
woman actually get paid for this? Does she find fulfillment in her
work? Who came up with the idea for this job? Are THEY just playing
with our minds, whoever THEY are?

"Needless to say I went back to the coffee room after the meeting
and moved all the postings around."

[Editor's note: To me, the funny part is that the author of this
story got paid for sitting in a daze during a meeting and later
rearranging the scraps of paper on a bulletin board.]

The DNRC at Work For You
-------------------------

A DNRC member reports on another benefit of membership.

"It turns out that my English tutor at Cornell is in the DNRC.  I
told her that I was in the organization too. That was a month ago
and since then I have been getting constant 'check plusses' for my
essays, regardless of my effort.

"Thanks a million!!"

If you're not already showing preferential treatment to DNRC
members, it's time to start.  Remember, only the DNRC has the good
sense to haze people who have no prospect of becoming members.

Getting Free Stuff the DNRC Way
-------------------------------

If you're annoying enough, you can get free services almost
anywhere, as this DNRC member reports.

"My roommate and I put coins in a jar every time we used the phone.
When it was time to pay the bill, we went to the bank to get the
coins counted. The teller said there was a fee for counting money
because we didn't have an account at that bank.  The conversation
went like this:

'How much would it cost if we had an account?'

'Then it would be free.'

'How much does it cost to open an account?'

'Nothing, it's free.'

'How much does it cost to close an account?'

'Um...That's also free.'

'Then we'd like to open an account, count this money, then close
the account. That's all free, isn't it?'

"She spent a few seconds thinking about this, and then she let us
use the money-counting machine, for free."

Spooky Happenings In My Office
------------------------------

Recently I noticed that beverages were disappearing from my office.
I installed a hidden surveillance camera to identify the culprit.
Check out this streaming video link at myvideoshare.com to see what
was happening.

http://www.myvideoshare.com/vm.asp?c=4504&e=10ohm9GBdCOTk&r=y

You'll need a Windows machine, a reasonably fast Internet
connection and Windows Media Player 6.4.  Follow the links at
myvideoshare.com for the free download if you don't have it.  If
you're behind a corporate firewall, hit the "No Video?" button for
instructions on circumvention.

Macintosh zealots should feel free to flame me as usual.

Dilbert.com
-----------

We've revamped the "List Of The Day" area on Dilbert.com.  It's the
most popular part of the site after the comics.  Some of you DNRC
members are impressively funny.  Others just have laughably pitiful
jobs that translate into amusing list items.  Either way, it's
equally funny to me.

We've added a True Tales of Induhviduals page, at
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/induhvidual.html.
Submit your stories and read those submitted by others.  Feed your
sense of intellectual superiority by reading how dumb other people
are.  It's a guilty pleasure, but pleasure nonetheless.

Another addition to the DNRC section is the cubicle art page, which
features art created by people who were pretending to work. Each
week the best submissions are posted at
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/cubical.html.

DNRC members-only link icons are now available at
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/membersonly.html.
This link is available only in the newsletter.

If you're looking for the best new comic strip featuring talking
pets, check out "Get Fuzzy" by Darby Conley.  If your paper doesn't
have it yet, use the navigation bar in the top left corner of
Dilbert.com.

Exclusive DNRC-only Offer - While Supplies Last!
--------------------------------------------------------------

Now through May 21st, receive a free Dogbert Swirl Polo with any
purchase from the Dilbert Store. The polo is available in White,
Black and Green while supplies last.

This DNRC offer will not be announced in the Dilbert Store. To get
it, you need to follow this DNRC-only link:
http://www.umstore.com/dilbert/dnrcspecial.htx

Unadvertised store specials will periodically be listed on the DNRC
home page, at http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/index.html

True Tales of Induhviduals
---------------------------

And now, for your reading pleasure, more True Tales Of Induhviduals
-- those clueless-but-entertaining blobs of organic matter that
clog our highways and keep our taxes high.

True Tale
------------

My company has instituted Company Values.  Arranged appropriately,
the values are Fun, Agility, Teamwork, Learning, Integrity and
Empowerment.

The acronym speaks for itself: FAT LIE

True Tale
------------

My school subscribes to a system that is supposed to help us find
jobs when we graduate. It works by asking us what subjects we are
studying, what sort of job we want, etc.

When I input my classes and interests it came up with only two
career suggestions.

Careers in IT
Careers in LAW

Neither choice appealed to me.  I tweaked my entries to see if
other options would appear.  It wasn't until I deleted 'English
Skills' from my list of subjects studied that it added a third
career option.

Careers in MANAGEMENT

True Tale
------------

I was standing in line at the grocery store when a loud voice came
over the intercom saying, 'Okay, shoppers, it's time for our hourly
drawing for a bag of free groceries.' In the front of the store
someone was spinning a big wheel with the numbers 1 to 8 on it. The
voice continued, "If your lane number comes up, and you are at the
front of the line, you win." I noticed that a checker was opening
the register next to me. Just at that moment, the number of that
newly opened lane came up on the wheel. The other customers were
too busy cursing their bad luck to realize that the winning
register was empty.  I casually moved over to that line. With great
fanfare, I was awarded the prize -- a bag of free groceries. It was
filled with bizarre items I would never eat, including cinnamon
rice cakes, canned collard greens, Wonder Bread and the like.  So I
gave the free bag of groceries to a woman who seemed terribly upset
at not winning it herself. She exploded with joy like she had just
won the lottery.

Induhviduals are so easy to please.

True Tale
------------

At Denver International Airport, there are emergency exits, the
type with alarms if they are opened.  Printed on the doors are
signs that say,
"In an emergency, push and hold door for fifteen seconds until
doors open."

[Editor's note: There is a name for people who stand in the
emergency doorway for fifteen seconds during a real emergency:
"flattened."]

True Tale
------------

I went to lunch with a new employee who was not familiar with the
city.  On the way back, he decided to stop at a bookstore.  Hours
later, my boss and I realized that he had not returned.  Fearing
the worst, we called down to our crack security guards and asked,
"If you needed to take someone to the hospital, where would you
take him?"

The guard asked me to hold.  A few minutes later he came back with
the official answer: "the hospital."

True Tale
------------

When I received a check from my previous company for my 401K
rollover, I noticed the date on the check was 1-18-1999, even
though the check was written in January, 2000.  IRS regulations
don't allow 401K rollovers that are more than 90 days old.  I went
to my former place of employment and pointed out the error to the
HR Duhrector, who had originally written the check.  His solution
was to cross out 1999 and write 2000 above it.  Then he initialed
and dated the change... 1/25/99.

True Tale
------------

Here are some true phrases used by my boss:

"Ah, that's the flaw in the ointment."

"There's the gem in the haystack."

"We need to increase sales!  Let's throw some more wrenches in the
fire!"

"I believe that like I believe a hole in the head!"

True Tale
------------

My office is near Orlando, FL.  An Induhvidual in my office noticed
several people leaving the building.  She asked me, "Where is
everyone going?"  I told her we were going to watch the shuttle
launch.  She asked, "Is it outside?"

True Tale
------------

I was buying a newspaper at the convenience store.  The clerk looks
down at the paper and says, "Is that fifty cents or a dollar? I can
never remember."

I pointed to the clearly-visible price of 50 cents printed on the
corner of the paper and said, "Fifty cents. Who'd pay a dollar for
this paper?!?"

"Oh, some people do," said the clerk.

"Really? Why?"

"Because that's what I charge them."

True Tale
------------

My boss called me into his office.  While attaching a keyboard to
his computer, he asked if I would mind going to my desk and running
a particular program.  He needed the data right away and my
computer was the only one set up for this particular function.

I said that it was no problem and headed to my desk, only to find
that it was MY keyboard he had taken.

True Tale
------------

A bank recently sent a letter to its bankcard holders with some
details about its new cards. The first line of the letter is a real
whopper:

"The year 2000 has come quicker than expected!"

[Editor's note: Customers of that bank might want to double-check
their interest calculations.]

True Tale
------------

This conversation actually happened.  The names have been changed
to protect the stupid.

Jack: "G.W. Bush is fairly attractive, especially for a man his
age."

Jill: "Yeah, I guess he's gotten better looking since he was
president."

Jack: "Eh??"

Jill: "I mean, he looks much younger than he did when he was
president in '92."

Jack: "That's because it's HIS SON!"

[Editor's note:  After Dogbert takes over, Jill will be used as a
knickknack on a very large shelf.]

True Tale
------------

Early in my career as an electrical engineer, I worked for the
Navy.  One day a directive was sent to all employees informing us,
"Should you get killed or injured on the job, you are required to
notify your supervisor immediately."

True Tale
------------

True memo from a school principal:

     Do you know if there is any way to adjust the volume on the
     fire alarm? It is shrill and extremely loud.  If we could turn

     the volume down some it would help.

     Please advise,

     Thanks,

     <PHB-Principal>

True Tale
------------

In the dining hall at my school, a sign reads, "At Cornell Dining,

we want all your dining experiences to be successful."

[Editor's note:  Maybe I'm twisted, but I have many images in my
head of what qualifies as "unsuccessful dining" and all of them
seem funny to me.]

True Tale
------------

At our company we frequently need to discard empty boxes that won't
fit in trashcans.  The Induhvidual who picks up the trash ignores
anything outside the trashcan unless you tape a big sign on it that
says "TRASH."  This is very annoying but we've all gotten used to it.

In a seemingly unrelated event, folks started thinking that we
should have a "disaster plan" just in case a tornado wipes out the
building. We were told to gather up copies of everything needed to
put us back into business after a catastrophe.  Hundreds of boxes
full of documents were gathered together, categorized, inventoried,
labeled and put near the dock for transportation to the underground
caves, where they would be safe. The Induhvidual who ignores our
empty trash boxes promptly threw them all out.

True Tale
---------

Our marketing director was nicknamed Axel. He decided to have a
departmental meeting to explain his new role after the
reorganization.

He compared the company to a car, and the various departments as
the wheels.  To finish off, he asked a question. "So, what do you
think keeps the wheels attached to the car?" He expected someone to
shout "The axle," relating to his own role and nickname. To his
annoyance, someone yelled out "The nuts."

True Tale
---------

As I was being terminated, the VP asked that I not be too critical
of him in case he hadn't made the right choice in firing me. This
was an unpleasant experience for him. He also asked for my
understanding because he might have to fire more people later in
the week.  In the company's management training, they stress the
need for empathy when letting an employee go. No doubt he missed
the part where they said empathy TOWARDS OTHERS.

True Tale
---------

I was having dinner recently at a nice restaurant and I asked the
waiter if the soup had meat in it.  His reply:  "Not really."

True Tale
---------

I'm a Democrat but I voted in the Republican primary because I can
in South Carolina.  While in line at the voting location I talked
to two married Induhviduals. One was voting for Bush and the other
for McCain.  When I asked them if they weren't concerned that their
votes would cancel each other out, the husband said, "Well, we
wouldn't normally even vote, but we wanted to come out and cancel
out all those Democrats who were going to vote Republican today."

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served to Someone Else
---------------------------------------------

Approximately every ten minutes some @$$hole gives out my public
e-mail address instead of his or her own to an online store.
People do this so they don't get deluged with junk mail.  But
online stores are getting smarter.  They send confirmations to my
address before initiating the service or mailing the product.  The
confirmation letters often include information identifying the
culprit.  Recently a Patricia White from Virginia ordered some
magazines online and used my e-mail address so I would get her junk
mail.  I was more than happy to "correct" her name as it would
appear on the shipping labels of her monthly magazines.

Here was my response to the online store's confirmation request.

Dear Sirs,

re: Order Number: 16496863

Please change my last name to my married name, as I will be using
that more commonly.

     Old name: Pat White

     Change to New name: Pat McGroin

Thank you for your attention.

    P. McGroin

Dogbert Answers My Mail
-----------------------

In this section, Dogbert answers my mail.  These are real e-mail
messages sent to me.  The names have been changed to make them
easier to mock.

The first letter is from someone who objected to my strip in which
Dogbert gave Ratbert a bumper sticker reading WWDD (What Would
Dogbert Do).  It was inspired by the popular WWJD (What Would Jesus
Do) bumper stickers.  I thought I was mocking bumper sticker
wisdom, not Christianity, but many readers felt differently.

Dear Mr. Adams,

I have long been a fan of Dilbert, but your strip of today was
worse than witless.  Your cartoon that mocks the WWJD slogan serves
no purpose other than to profane.  You obviously had a case of IQ
catatonia when you drew it.  Evidently, it spread to your editor as
well when you submitted it.  Keep it up and you'll be relegated to
the ash heap of once-trendy nitwits who didn't know the difference
between humor and inflammatory idiocy.

    Byron C.
    Alabama

Dear Boron,

I'm glad you are committed to your philosophy of doing what Jesus
would do.  I assume that includes writing insulting letters to
cartoonists on company time.  Apparently the bibles in Alabama have
a few extra chapters.  If I were you, I wouldn't take too many
suggestions from the Book of Willy.

     Sincerely,

     Dogbert

----

(This message suspiciously had no greeting)

You are an incredible talent, and I am always impressed by your
work.

Cutting to the chase, I have established a web site to help fund my
college tuition. It is www.justinduke.com.  If you like anything
you see there, please send me a dime.

If you like, tell your friends, thanks.

      Justin

Dear Dustbin,

If your web site sucks and your message to me is a poorly disguised
mass mailing, please send me a dime.

      Sincerely,

      Dogbert

-----

Dear Mr. Adams,

We are currently trying to raise money to buy new uniforms and
instruments for the Knoxville schools' music programs.  We are
organizing a celebrity auction, and would be greatly honored if you
could donate an autographed item or some other piece of memorabilia
to help make our auction a success.

Sincerely,
Terry F.
Vice-President Knoxville Music Boosters

Dear Hairy F.,

I can think of no charitable cause more worthwhile than increasing
the supply of bad music in Knoxville. Unfortunately, Mr. Adams has
already given away most of his possessions to other celebrity
auctions.  It's slim pickings now.  But you could have his comb
(rarely needed), his old toothbrush (in six months), and the holes
in his socks.

       Sincerely,

       Dogbert

---

Dear Reader,

Hello! I'm Avinash from Bombay, India. I'm 18 years old and am
presently in college. I require a currency note of any denomination
from the United States of America or any Latin American country for
a geography project that I'm presently working on. I would be
extremely grateful if you could mail a note to my address which
I've written below. If you cannot, then thanks anyway for taking
the time to read my e-mail.

       Avinash
       Bombay, India.

Dear Avinashwipe,

This is an amazing coincidence.  I too am doing a project that
involves collecting currency from other countries.  After you
finish your project, maybe you could send the piles of money to me
for my project.  My project is a bit more ambitious than yours; I'm
collecting all of the currency from every country.

       Sincerely,

       Dogbert

Dear Mr. Adams,

I am in the midst of an argument and I need a fresh perspective and
I figured that you had an opinion on everything, so.... which came
first, the freaking chicken or the egg?

      Gregory

Dear Eggory,

Put your finger in this hole.

     Sincerely,

     Dogbert

Dilberito Update
----------------

Tip:  It's illegal and immoral to slay your enemies, but if you eat
nutritious food and outlive them, you can still dance on their
graves.  There's nothing illegal or immoral about dancing.

The Dilberito, a tasty burrito packed with 100% of your daily
values of 23 vitamins and minerals, is on grocery shelves and
selling briskly.  Check http://www.dilberito.com for names of
stores.

Coming soon, all four flavors of the Dilberito will be vegan (two
are now).  And watch for a free downloadable Dilberito game this
summer.  Details will be on the website.

Dilbert Fodder
---------------

What's bugging you about your job?  Let me know and you might see
it in a Dilbert comic, TV show or newsletter.  The best comic
fodder involves workplace peeves, devious strategies, frustrations
of dealing with others, conflicting objectives, unintended
management consequences, and of course my favorite - idiot bosses.

And I love True Tales of Induhviduals.

And if you're seeing any new management trends that need to be
mocked, I can help.  Send your suggestions to me at
scottadams@aol.com.  Short ones are better.

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This came in while I was in Austin last week, so I am just reading it today.
Any thoughts on this one?  --Sally
---------------------- Forwarded by Sally Beck/HOU/ECT on 09/11/2000 03:53 PM
---------------------------

	Enron Capital & Trade Resources
	Canada Corp.

	From:  Cliff Lawrick                           09/07/2000 05:16 PM

To: Sally Beck/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:
Subject: Petro Canada

Eric Le Dain is renegotiating the Petro Canada contract and has a question
with regard to costs.  Canada is allocated a portion of your groups costs via
the service agreement and we are trying to determine what portion would be
applicable to PetroCanada.  Can you provide me with the name of an individual
in your group with whom I could discuss this allocation.  I'm going to have
to provide Eric with an answer by early next week.  Thanks for your
assistance.