Or I have to love this, "You know, when it's safe to go back to the office, we're going to let people work from home two days a week, as long as it's not a Monday or Friday because we don't trust them not to slack off and take long weekends."
O me encanta ésta: “Sabes, cuando sea seguro volver a la oficina, vamos a dejar a la gente trabajar desde casa 2 días por semana, siempre y cuando no sea lunes o viernes, porque no nos fiamos de que no se relajen y tomen largos fines de semana”.