12) That, and the fact that you only have to carry your own weight. 13) I express it as a philosophical agreement that can carry its own weight. 14) I can cook great food, clean the house and carry my own weight. 15) It's a challenge not having military babysitting me anymore but carry my own weight.
What you should tip: $125/hr (or 30% minimum) Get a therapist... or find a bartender that takes your insurance, Karl jokes... kind of. If the bar's dead and you've been venting for hours like the person in front of you is paid to help you confront your mommy issues and not to pour your Scotch, pony up.
1 As of December 31, 2015, the Minimum Wage for other Tipped Workers is $7.65 per hour if they earn at least $1.35 per hour in tips, or $6.80 per hour if they earn at least $2.20 per hour in tips.  As of December 31, 2015, the Minimum Wage for all other workers is $9.00 per hour.