A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness. B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means it will be what it is, as in it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't.. See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.
Find and run to your nearest escape route, whether it's behind a fence, a tree (one she cannot knock down), a large bale, a tractor or truck, anything that is large enough that will protect you and act as a barrier between you and that cow.
Clean your hands and arms from your shoulders down. If you have shoulder gloves on hand, then you should put those on. After you have put some lubricant on the gloves, reach inside the cow or heifer (through the vagina or birth canal, not the anus) to see how the calf is positioned. 1  For backward positions, don't bother trying to twist the calf around.