Officer, I understand how this looks and smells, but I assure you, I would not ever get behind the wheel of a vehicle if I had had even a drop to drink.
Αστυνόμε, καταλαβαίνω... πως φαίνεται και μυρίζει η φάση... αλλά σας διαβεβαιώ ότι δεν θα οδηγούσα... ακόμα κι αν έπινα ελάχιστα.