We've decided to bump all those incredibly prominent and terribly chic persons that you were expecting to speak at your memorial, and have me speak for two hours or so.
Αποφασίσαμε να βγάλω εγώ έναν δίωρο επιμνημόσυνο λόγο, κι όχι τα απίστευτα σικάτα, άτομα κύρους που προσκάλεσες.