- I was kidnapped by Count Olaf's associates and tied to a tree before I could tell you that the Baudelaires' uncle, Dr. Montgomery, was designated by the parents as their legal guardian and has been waiting to hear from you.
Hrabě Olaf mě nechal přivázat ke stromu, než jsem vám mohla říct, že Baudelairovy má dostat do péče jejich strýc, Dr. Montgomery.