I was once happily married to King Fausto... until that fat loathsome cow, Queen Doris... that silicone uddered pig stole the throne by seducing me... even though she's not my type.
Bývala jsem ženou krále Fausta. Pak mě ale ta hnusná ochechule, královna Doris, ta silikonová piksla, svedla a uzmula trůn. A to ani není můj typ.