If you were a real friend, you'd know that, and just for the record, I was gonna give you a discount, but I didn't want to insult you, so if you want, go ahead, cut it in half.
Ако ми беше приятел щеше да го знаеш, и за протокола, щях да ти направя отстъпка, но не исках да те обидя, като не ти харесва, скъсай го.