A man with a microphone reads from a piece of paper as he stands in front of two men holding tubas .
Chances are about even that the two men holding tubas are about to play a solo after being introduced .
Chances are about even that the two men holding tubas are about to play a solo after being introduced .
It is highly unlikely that the two men holding tubas are about to play a solo after being introduced .
The two men holding tubas are about to play a solo after being introduced .