A male sword swallower with piercings and tattoos is smiling as he slips a sword down his throat .
Chances are about even that the Male Sword Swallower is trying to impress a couple of girls .
Chances are about even that the Male Sword Swallower is trying to impress a couple of girls .
There is almost no chance that the Male Sword Swallower is trying to impress a couple of girls .
The Male Sword Swallower is trying to impress a couple of girls .