A woman in a brown shirt with her hair tied behind her head is looking through a rather large microscope .
There is a better than even chance that a woman is wearing a brown shirt that says ARMY on it .
It is impossible that a woman is wearing a brown shirt that says ARMY on it .
There is a better than even chance that a woman is wearing a brown shirt that says ARMY on it .
A woman is wearing a brown shirt that says ARMY on it .