A woman who looks serious and aloof and a man wearing a strange balloon hat are crossing the street at a crosswalk .
It is impossible that the man is inside the kitchen frying up an aardvark .
It is impossible that the man is inside the kitchen frying up an aardvark .
There is a better than even chance that the man is inside the kitchen frying up an aardvark .
The man is inside the kitchen frying up an aardvark .