A man with a microphone reads from a piece of paper as he stands in front of two men holding tubas .
Chances are about even that a man with a microphone reads his favorite poem to tuba players .
It is impossible that a man with a microphone reads his favorite poem to tuba players .
Chances are about even that a man with a microphone reads his favorite poem to tuba players .
A man with a microphone reads his favorite poem to tuba players .