A man stands on the beach with an orange pail on his head .
It is almost certain that a drunken man stumbles the beach with a bucket on his head shouting at crabs .
Chances are slight that a drunken man stumbles the beach with a bucket on his head shouting at crabs .
It is almost certain that a drunken man stumbles the beach with a bucket on his head shouting at crabs .
A drunken man stumbles the beach with a bucket on his head shouting at crabs .