A man in glasses reads a paper in front of an Asian market and a life-size cardboard cut-out of a woman .
There is a better than even chance that the man is taking a nap on top of the Sears Tower .
It is impossible that the man is taking a nap on top of the Sears Tower .
There is a better than even chance that the man is taking a nap on top of the Sears Tower .
The man is taking a nap on top of the Sears Tower .