A partially bald and overweight man dressed in a lime green t-shirt is seasoning the skewers that are cooking on the barbecue pit .
There is almost no chance that a bald and obese man are making dinner .
There is a better than even chance that a bald and obese man are making dinner .
There is almost no chance that a bald and obese man are making dinner .
A bald and obese man are making dinner .