A man wearing a shirt that says `` money talks '' is drinking water while leaning against a Verizon truck .
There is a better than even chance that the man is swimming in the middle of the ocean in the Arctic Ocean .
It is impossible that the man is swimming in the middle of the ocean in the Arctic Ocean .
There is a better than even chance that the man is swimming in the middle of the ocean in the Arctic Ocean .
The man is swimming in the middle of the ocean in the Arctic Ocean .