A young woman in a bikini holding a bottle is goofing around and kicking a man in a straw hat .
Chances are about even that the woman is assaulting the male savagely with a weapon .
It is impossible that the woman is assaulting the male savagely with a weapon .
Chances are about even that the woman is assaulting the male savagely with a weapon .
The woman is assaulting the male savagely with a weapon .