A woman concentrates on the device in her hand in the midst of a crowded establishment all lit in purple .
There is a better than even chance that the woman is treading water in the middle of the ocean .
It is impossible that the woman is treading water in the middle of the ocean .
There is a better than even chance that the woman is treading water in the middle of the ocean .
The woman is treading water in the middle of the ocean .