ABCs
Consider intubation for significant respiratory compromise
Decontamination/eye irrigation if external exposure
Irrigate eye until pH neutralizes
Fluorescein exam for corneal defects
Antiemetics for nausea
Correct electrolyte abnormalities if present
Contact Poison Control
Red Flag signs: stridor, excessive drooling, persistent vomiting- may need endoscopy within 12-24 hours (after 24 hours, greater risk of perforation)
Consider intubation for significant respiratory compromise
Irrigate eye until pH neutralizes
Fluorescein exam for corneal defects
Laundry detergent pod ingestion
Altered Metabolism
Caustic ingestion
Aspirin 
Kratom toxicity
Benzo or alcohol withdrawal
Hymenoptera stings
Thyroid storm