Cars in urban rail for never never been to a rodeo bro who in this room has been to a rodeo. Well, if we are going to Rodeo I'd be able to say this ain't my first time I've been in a couple areas never been in the rodeo. It's my song miniature bucking bull for the first time. Oh, yeah in this great state was my first rodeo is right here in Indiana. Only real by the where wasn't only been one, right? Yeah. Where was it worked on are safe are caught a Wichita State Fair. Nah. So time Rodeo Has its own goddamn time we need to go to that. It's awesome. It's been here for two years ain't been to one state fair. No Road. Oh my God. What are you talking about? It's like there's a best state fair is the best. It's like Community Festival but times 400. I've heard it's awesome. It's really they have money. We got money. Will I don't know if there's a I don't know if there's a j-man joking, right? I don't know if it's just a pull tabs. I believe there's pull-tabs. Yeah, you fucked both deaths. I can I could gamble their foot long corn dogs. Oh my God, just big-ass. Turkey Leg thinks. Yep. Yeah, there's a lot of gambling there. They have an entire scratch-off area. Yes, and they haven't they do have a spinny thing. Yeah use your lottery. Yeah. They do. Yeah way too long since I've had a corn dog, why don't restaurants offer more corn dogs. They do the mini cars horn dog don't wanna kiss sighs corndogs menu, but well I guess but I think they're always mini corn dogs not actual full court. All right as an adult I can do a full sized corn dog. I would assume the shipping of the sticks is what the issue is is a whole because somebody has to stick those dogs. Is now somebody's somebody's got dip them in the batter. I mean, they're in the freezer aisle. It can be done. No you eat the popsicle then you make the corn dog right after. Just start the fucking music. So you're saying Frank's the hot dog company should double as a popsicle. Yes, they've I do. Okay, so only talking to the green you know right now. All right, boss. Come on. We have special treat you guys already seen did it go out? No idea what date now probably not fox has got a little bit of editing. I also do what happens box on the horizon foxy. Oh shit those talk over clang. Oh that's good. I was like hiding it in the letter, right? All right have a good show tonight feels good have the night. He has a nice disorder that voice. - foxy gets just like we film all this stuff. I film a lot of stuff I get to do a lot of things. It's very cool. Foxy's the guy that it's all my stuff, right? So he's good. He is good. But boy, I feel terrible. He's locked himself in his room and he's just going to go to work now for the next probably four or five hours, but he enjoys it, right? Yeah, he does as I said, this is what he chose this life when he stops enjoying it though. We're and I think it's going to be obvious. I think situation. 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There's his brother to Nick's dad yelled at him. He did you guys think you're a Hardy boy. Yeah, my brother me. They call me is like dude. What the fuck? Ready, boys. They start is nobody's to work their way up. Like they were jobbers rights what they say In The Biz call guys put people over putting people over in the biz. So like someone else win one guy fought volkoff Nikolai volkoff one of the greats back in the juice. All right. I was like, oh my God, I mean, I know all rustlers not the the whole new thing. I'm getting onto that but he fought Nikolai volkoff gorgeous a long time ago long on the great thing is like Pat got their complete fucking Tory yeah, I tried that out tomorrow tomorrow's episode. I think it's pretty fucking hold on. I don't even give a fuck if you're in to sports entertainment that world or not. The it didn't matter. This was a great fucking interview with two guys that have a really cool story to tell you Brothers. Yeah, hell of a I mean this is a really entertaining interview and what happened in the office today. I'll let Pat lead the way on this cuz this hey I was expecting to have this much fun. I'll be honest. Okay, you know what? I mean, I mean either by the way, they blew me away and you had to set up perfectly. So go ahead and lead us through it. I don't know if it was set up perfectly. There's probably a couple things to conductor hindsight. You can always fix something but this relationship with WWE is turning into be awesome. Yeah and smackdowns in town last night and then the Annapolis by the way, shout out to Indianapolis for showing up and smack down and put on a great show the audience incredible. Yeah. I hope hope hope they were but they said hey, we're going to be in town on Tuesday. You mind if we bring a couple people over for you guys to do content with well, they got we love it. They're like, okay cool The Hardy Boys are coming. Like wait a minute the fucking Hardy Boys. They're like, yeah and I was like, two three days ago or whatever and obviously in this office, we do a lot of prep. Yep. Oh, yeah. So we thought about this as soon as they told us that The Hardy Boys are coming about how exactly how we're going to take advantage of everything the best we are the quest that conversation didn't start until yesterday afternoon. Fuck The Hardy Boys are coming in about 4 o'clock about 3:30 4 o'clock. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? So obviously we get a trampoline a brand-new trampoline. Yep Tie a bunch of places had to go tie and Nick did a fool scour around the entire city to find it a shot at Dick's. Yeah. Yeah shout out dicks. Also shout-out to the fucking General Tso's you guys hate making us wait on Urban. Yeah. We're having chicken was actually delicious. Nick rolled out goes to a mall. He cannot pass up the food court. It's literally like his favorite thing about also took us. You know 45 minutes to get there. It was the traffic was bad as dinner time. We're just sitting here waiting everybody in the office was waiting for those to come back because they they said that they would go get the which is very nice. And we need a trampoline for The Hardy Boys are coming obviously party was coming down need a trampoline in the office samples that we have an office that you can jump in to. Oh, yeah. So we're waiting around for them to get a couple Archer. We didn't expect it to be two and two and a half three. We thought we were coming back. It was gonna be an all-nighter just tying. I put this The other day I sell to be 10 minutes to put together. Yeah, the reason why the reason why we said yes to the trampoline is because there were some people very confident the amount of time it would take to put together trampoline. Yeah. No problem. We are told an hour at best on one said tops now some things have changed. I said unless the technology for a trampoline has advanced you said yeah, I did say that turns out it turns out it did quite a bit. It was insane the boys you guys were awesome there. Seven of us and it was all we can handle like we got it. We pulled the old like it's halfway put together when like, oh, yeah, this is wrong and we had to take it all upon. Yeah, that's the car over again. Like finally take the screws out have to slam the screws in there because the holes weren't big enough for all the screws to fit not exaggerating it built for them in my lifetime. You know that myself on the back none of them. From a very blue-collar family or excuse yourself over there. Yeah gradually above ground pools the trampolines bro. That's what Plum does. Yeah ours was in ground. No big deal have those by the way. Yeah like pools but it's a trampoline Bill Gates had one it was one of the first things I ever saw as a little kid. Like wealthy people there was one of my first experiences seeing what wealthy people I was Bill Gates like a 60 Minutes interview or something and he had a trampoline floor in his house. Mmm. That's nice. All right, so you've built for your life. So we build them no big deal right half an hour 45 minutes, but these ones the net has to connect into the post on the legs are wearing little nuts and bolts and everything is just so meticulous. So he has three and a half three and a half hours. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much three three hours. It's a three two and a half your sandwich. Well, like the all these things you have to Together they give you those little fucking Allen wrenches, you're laying down you it takes you like 45 minutes per screw. I mean, it's just it's 30 sir. Yeah. It's and then we gave zero the instructions whenever you guys were gone for your three-hour trip to get that triply it was Couple of us still here. I asked you to I said, hey is the trampoline going to be a zero production. Are you going to be a party? See all y'all get Downer? You also asked me do things and take 30 minutes. I said no it's and take like three or four hours. Yeah. Well, I don't know if you said exactly two and a half hours, but I do remember you saying that it would take an extended amount of time. Oh, yeah, and I in my head I knew it was going to take a long ass time to I thought because I tried that Ikea fucking to drawer thing. Yeah. Nothing was nowhere near done after an hour and a trampoline much different. Yeah, but you guys Want to town made the make the world proud because that trampoline is sturdy. It is is firm in the office. And today when the Hardys came in we interviewed them. We obviously got face painting lessons and then we did a off the ladder challenge top rope challenge into said trampoline that you guys built and it held up perfectly taught even when off the fuck. Yeah, very nice. I was scared shitless. That was a big deal for me like a lie. When I got to the top I was like, I'm a bitch out here. I don't know. I might just totally just fucking bow out of this thing. Hey, but that would be too embarrassing way to face your fear Todd. Todd almost blew out his knee on his way down those going through his heart. He jumped though. He did jump though. Yeah, Connor face planted almost the whole trampoline. I don't know skim the the net top of the net flying squirrel. I'm a daredevil when I'm up there. I don't want to get a bunch of hair get down Hannah. Buzz Lightyear flying squirrels and you are all very similar just falling with style. So how the same time that showed some real promise on his jump. All right, he would look good in the actual fucking ring. Oppression hain't thank you. I think they recognize to they were like, you got to see it on their faces are like, well, he waited a real one. Don't give away the video. Yeah video don't you dare? Don't see you spoiler. Just know. It's a fucking. It's good. Yeah, it is there's even little climactic moment though. Oh, yeah, the frost dates did an incredible job holding a liar. No surprise here. I did not choose to jump. Hey you were in there for half a second. Oh, yeah first thing that was like, alright, we got our face painted now, we gotta jump and digs goes. Oh, we got our faces painted. We have to jump. There's nothing I am 0% afraid of heights. I actually like heights but no one has no one has known as less confidence in me than me. I understand. I haven't jumped the act of jumping. I haven't jumped about 331 probably eight years good. I have no idea if these legs or even possibly jumping and I wasn't about to find out on a 15 foot ladder. They there was a real chance of missing a trampoline though. Like you had to actually bridge the gap between the ladder and I blame which I didn't add up beautifully built just had to commit you had really go for it. Just had to commit some magical moment sire. I told my girlfriend the last thing she said before I left the house yesterday morning was promise me that you're not going to jump is like no problem. You know me better now. I'm not gonna do that here with my girl said she said how how long will it take before you jump off of that medicine? Literally soon as I get in the office soon as I get an office to nominate. That's what this morning as soon as I walked in the office. My dad's already in August Lee soon as I walk in the office. Goodbye little workout in I don't know if I can see the trampoline. I'm like, here we go, right up to the top and you could still see the video my face and it looks like I just woke up in my dad's like what are you doing? I'm like, I need your film at that. He's like you got it and then I start climbing over the banister. He's like, I don't want to film this. Going to happen then regardless, but yeah, I fucking love it. I love that. We have a trampoline in the office. That's pretty sweet. This is what I'm learning about the WWE guy and like there's a reason why they put on such a great show his these dudes nurse in ladies are smart Yep. They're athletes some of the best athletes on the planet and they're a good frickin timing. There's no way you can maintain the schedule they maintained if you weren't that type of personality. Do you agree? Yeah. I bet you're the kind of weeds. Doubt the all right, Darren, Tina. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Uh-huh. Yeah, like maybe me and foxy foxy. No, but we did that fast lane to raw and then Rod Orlando for Disney and Foxy and I were like by day three, we got to the point where we were so tired like our body was just going. Yeah and I feel like that's how they are every day of their life. Like I think Michael called might be like that every single day of his life, and I'm just that's mind-blowing to me. I'm a hustler. Michael Cole right now is thinking he fucking struck gold because I think this is what's going to happen is you're going to be the person who helps showcase how awesome these people are outside the ring, you know the name of it by the way, ho yeah, Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy really cool people are stores incredible, but I don't think they get humanized enough your yeah. That's the work. You don't get human eye and we live in a world where people can relate to people. They are more likely to be franzen's. Okay, and I think in the WWE, they've they've always Ways had the storylines right kayfabe and all this stuff. You never really got to meet the people because remember these are all humans. You never get to meet the humans in the spectacles of humans that are behind because there's some people lifting more weights in a WWE than I mean most of these world strongest man competition. Do you see people are posting it's just there's a lot of cool shit. And I think it'll be nice to have these conversations with these people and characters are so over the top. Yeah, that's like you can't relate with them, but then you get him in here and you talk to them. It's awesome here Jeff Hardy go. Like I was 16 years old. Yeah, holy shit. I was gonna say not even to mention like the travel and in the show they put on that night and everything, but then they like go out during the day and do stuff the toll that takes on the mental mentally and physically like the go to Children's Hospitals. They're going to do media spots all morning is probably the last thing you want to do when you get to a new challenges a bleep when we're just chilling out here. I was like, so after this you guys could go take a nap. He's like no, I got to fucking work out. We're just gonna push through till night and then are they potentially have to go out in front of like 10,000 11,000? People put on a death-defying show and then get in a car and probably drive somewhere for tomorrow and doing do it again. Do it all over again. It's insane. That's the thing the grind man like they don't let you down either it would be easier just to fade out, you know, like halfway through your calendar just be like, I'm fucking tired dude 20, we watch those shows. It's like the there only show that month every time. Yeah. That's the coolest thing I think about the WWE is what Hardy was saying to was how he does it for the fans. That's the reason he said he felt like he was gonna let down fans and he didn't jump off a ladders, which I think it goes back to your thing too about like kind of going after the fans in Louisiana. Like that's why those people I kind of have a responsibility to like these they need the juice from the crowd to like fucking get going. We've been on the road for so long like you need that extra adrenaline to make the show better you can as an audience you can literally make the show like whatever we are at the Pittsburgh one, even the refs were starting to give and take with us, right. It's just us something. It's like just a little bit of energy I know you may not like the way the storylines are going or whatever whatever whatever but you gotta respect the guys putting on a performance in the ring in the young. Ladies. Do they do a great job. Now you have vacation time if it's don't know if that's don't question or not. Oh what like a vacation time like anytime. I don't know like they get hurt. Like Jeff Hardy was mentioned in our interview that he got a surgery and he was out for six months. Yeah, and then sometimes guys will just kind of Fade Out of the storyline and then they just come back in. So I think there is an ability to be like, hey, is there any way and then it just extend your contract? So just like your whatever time you miss just stays on the back side whenever you're active, but I'm not sure because I transfer how about mr. Cole. I've never I don't think these guys ever taken a day off. That's insane. He can't though. He's he's literally the void WWE for to be there every time he's in he's an animal that Michael Cole guy. I love just whenever I know he's dead tired and in the middle of a meeting just sending an outrageous fucking text message to her probably sit in there like this. His phone and just think this fucking idiot. I'm a big fan of with how the WWE is treated us. Yeah, I am to this is really going to be a cool fucking thing. I do they travel with trainers. That's my question to you if you were playing in the NFL. Oh you say hey, I got a thigh. Something's not right. Oh, yeah, Dave Hammer Wally. There's hey you're out this week, bro. You're not playing. Oh, yeah, you got to be medically cleared for things but they have trainers traveling and shit like they do but they have medical clearance say you're not going on in. Yes that that happens in storylines in in real life too. So obviously, They use it as a storyline thing. Like right now they're doing with Becky Lynch. It was huge lead up to that is what you're not medically cleared. So you have to sign a waiver blah blah blah, but they have it in real life too, but they can they can they can show up if they inside the medical waiver and they'll say hey, I was part of the storyline. There was a part of the in real life though. They kept Daniel Bryan up for a year and a half. They they really do and I think that's much more prevalent now obviously than it was back in the day. I'm sure an 80s or something. They just showed up and they're like, I'm not getting paid if I'm not going in there. Ring I'm doing it but guys used to hear there's legendary stories of guys drinking from literally one show to the next one and just continuing to put on the show. So those dudes there was Zero Health thought zero Health not back in the day. But now it's very much like they treat themselves. Like they're professional athletes as they should but yeah, that's because they put on the athleticism since yeah, I'm just really digging this whole relationship. I guess. He's honest. Yeah when these guys come in, I mean, I'm I become the bigot big And again, you know and I was like growing up huge that was because that's all we had. The only thing other than news on TV. He was that pretty much autonomy. So is huge and now to get me involved with it's really cool and it's all because of the personal relationship. I'm yet to see, you know, because you what you're doing. Yeah, so I think that's going to help them bring in more casual observers of this of the sport. I'm all about let's go there's a Brinks truck ran right over there right Yak it up. We got a trampoline in here yesterday, but like three four months ago. We installed the Brinks truck ramp. Yes, you guys right there at the front door. Correct? Just want the money right there in the lobby right there. Yeah, and then shovel there it is. There it is backing up back there. That's so fucking weird the green face Ito Oh, that's an interesting question. I could do both. Yeah, I think that yeah me too Zito cannot to wink with either by going on one way. You can only do one see you know, which eye is it my right eye. You're right. I put my left eye and I could do it. You have to use your whole head like that. So, you know, you kind of just have to turn your head so that we can't see your right eye and then you can just blank look at that. Yeah is an art to Winking like some people can get you can close your eye and that's technically Ariel Vince Vaughn wink is by far. It looks terrible. Yeah, whenever he eats a hot dog. Oh, yeah, you using a lot knows itoh use that's what I use it for myself. It's my natural reaction. It's a mixed bag of reviews whenever I do it. We should recreate all are like fear gifts. What you coming up out of the casket? This is why you want to do you want me to buy damn casket respond bottom. We have a trampoline. We should buy a casket. Here we go. That's what we do here. Yeah. So you guys been in my house, you know, I have that Breezeway. That's what I call those rooms. I don't know. It's the room between the regular part of the house in the garage. It's in close. That's how we go out into the backyard brother. Yeah, let my dreams Barry better term so Trying to figure out now that Gators gone. We got two extra rooms in the house. So we're trying to utilize the space as best as possible. So right now the Dilemma is what's in there right now is just my weight stuff and then so exercise stuff and then dog bowls right and coats the Hang kind of walk. Okay. So trying to decide Marny wants to move the weight equipment into one of the extra bedroom. Okay? Okay, so it's out of the way you don't see it and initially She wanted to turn it into a dog room just fault. It's all about the dogs dog beds dog things that all goes there thinking the dogs were hanging out there. Yeah. Yeah. I want to put in a bar turns job on Deck. I think it's fair to her to not let me make the decision. I think we should put it to a vote here on the show. Whatever wins which way we got its good idea. Can I throw something else out whose name is on the house mine? Okay. Have you thought about a dog bar all now we might be onto something. Okay, so we combine the two together, correct? Yep. Everyone likes bars. Everyone likes dogs that would make sense to because I otherwise I don't know where else I would put the dog bowls for them to eat. Oh now we're talking I mean stammers maybe steam room turn into a steam room. I could use this to be nice. On the shower and I fell hard is it going to steam it on the toilet? It's pretty hard specific walls, right? Yep. You got insulator. So I'll be well insulated. Yeah and bacteria. You gotta clean it a lot lot of bacteria when its moist. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah guys will be the fucking jungle. Hey my Escalade the one I bought the like it directly after the draft day. I guess that's black mold all inside. I guess it's over. Yeah, the guy showed up with like wearing a fucking hazmat suit. We brought your your black Escalade back and I was like, why do you have gloves on the mask? You took others black molding with? No, they returned it to ya here. Take this back. Well, I had it sitting somewhere and then I didn't want to make a decision because I love that thing. Yeah, I want to make it a monster truck. Yeah, they told me no because there's black mold inside of it and they said do you want us to sell it for parts? And I was like, no bring that thing back to my house. You're not going to tear her apart animal doctor brings it back guys were in a hazmat suit. Screen tells me to stay away from it. So now she's back now. She's down by the barn like literally corn T. There's some people think about one in amount of it's only a matter of time before there's fucking trees growing up through it and shut us out of four parts while back turn into a trap. Just throwing this out there. What if we shoot it with the rocket launcher that a so myself apart so we could blow it up for Content. Yeah, which is better than part of the fungi wheresoever got to do that before. Well, there's not a lot of people have Enough people have died in it and shoot it with any sort of there a lake around here. We could drive it into. Oh, yeah, you are drowning thing. I mean, it seems only right cement it forever. How about a made with a can of bleach? Why don't we strip it? Does that happen? I mean, why not you need to get rid of the black vote? Let's say I get more back in the steam room. Can you get rid of the motorbike Motors it in everything. So well doctors on the scale. Where is black mold? Pretty bad pretty bad hazmat suit right after that black plague. Yes, correct. Here's what I like the lake idea. So we stripped the VIN number off. We stripped the plates off his trip anything that could link it back to us. We dumped in the lake and then we call the police and say that we found a car and we put like cadavers in it we go and buy and buy cadavers from a local. Yeah versus the black market. We just have the cops try to figure out what the fuck happened. Yeah, maybe we throw your gun in there too. Probably maybe by Gorman's house. Oh, yeah, right Marik. What do you jump? Buddy's gorm's different lakes and control Indiana thinks you're a serial killer. Oh, I know. Mr. Banks. Was it? Yeah. Mr. Brooke. Mr. Brooks. Yeah, watch your back. Dude. You're just to just to clean not to be your Dexter. Did I don't have to tell you know me. Am I? Yeah you I don't think there's a serial killer but you are too clean though. I mean, it's unbelievable. You just you every day. I've never seen a man look more professional. I've never seen a man. Just kind of kind of Whoopty doopty through life just kind of be-bopping around favorite everything in order has ever worn a t-shirt. I wasn't offended. I just want I want that question from like Christian Dior. Yeah or Massimo or somebody enough. You want Nick Moore old Massimo Massimo should the cells at Target. I love Boston designer. Awesome. Awesome. Look at me put the kid in the room team. Can I get a Core? Can I get like have to testify we're yourself? How am I Massimo character witness for Massimo Massimo still understands the Tank top so easily. We're trying to keep up with like we're trying to improve our store to have them but Massimo tank tops used to be still are my favorite thing out there. Well, they might be on sale soon. So you might better give him a real cheap. Hey, by the way, the girls can't go back to school because they said they've been bullied. It's too bad. I would think you'd be most profound than anybody else. I love the move by it Becky but I don't care about the children. I mean, I saw like a 30 second clip of the Guam girls saying she's not even going to go to school anyways, cuz we traveling to fucking France and bullshit like that to find. How about Todd forcing his kid the drop out of college various Witnesses ladies paying for half a million to get her kids like two months of school for free. It's like not You are wasting your time in our their Gator. I did all green. Yeah, let's be honest Aunt Becky though. It's like it's funny that she lost her Fame and had to resort to that is instead of just like oh, you know we want Brad Pitt's kid here, you know what I mean? Like, you know, I didn't think so when you it's funny that she's in that realm of celebrity where she still has to do that. If you would have thought Danny Tanner could have been pulling strings for yeah, but - well, I mean in every Target and every store in America he He's not a loophole sold out. I was wondering how Aunt Becky had all that goddamn money. Yeah, Massimo money on Netflix like with a reboot was she in it. I have no idea. He was in a she gets the full Mark shows. She had like a whole fucking thing lined up with. Yeah. There you go. I pulled a couple of them this homework doesn't pay that. Well, yes. Yeah. What were they about like a hundred bucks a movie? I think it's on there all the same. So on big girl holding off. Yeah. Absolutely. It's unbelievable house has a new puppy going. How's the puppy life? New puppy is good. Lily. Lily got get her to pee. She's peeing and pooping outside. Let's go. Alright already smart. Yeah crying still though. Yeah cuz days he's being a bitch to her. This is being a mom. But you know, that's just who she is other than that life is good with puppies. Just you know, I had to cancel a couple trips because you know, when you buy something kind of throw it out of it they don't do you don't do it at the right time and you spot responsibilities what you bought you a lot more? Possibility you bought at responsibility never heard of it never heard of but no it's like it's a whole it's I'm like waking up two hours earlier to play if it before working shit. Oh, really? Oh, yeah 6:00 a.m. Alarms. The last two days. Good Dad. Yeah, it's me. Good. Dad. I bought a house drunk one time first one. It didn't have to shit inside Iraq, but that was a decision that I made drunk and I later it was Compress with me I think you don't regret it. How did you miss it all here on it did piss inside when that pipe broke was different element is the first ourselves ourselves Dubrow Brownsburg house. This is from the first rounds workhouse. Second Brownsburg house was on a golf course was on a floodplain had to get out of there. And then this third one also on a flood plain, but it's it's ridiculous. Paul was the first Brownsburg house like it was just like your standard put his vanity was a McAfee punt away from the football facility. Well, that's a good move Molly why you did it? Yeah, that was cool one block away. I was at a bar near the facility, huh? And the guy that sold me the house was at the bar and we had a couple conversations drive over there. I guess I saw the place. I liked it. Let's sign the things got the house number how that place is decorated. Great. I wanted to hang Hammock in the living room. So I had a one hook and then I guess I lost my attention and it just had one hook in the middle of my living room ceiling like people had to walk in and look at that thing and just be like yo, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I had two palm trees inside the house and the living room. It was a ridiculous operation neighbors Nick Nick love the neighborhood. Nick loved the neighborhood Nick. Nick would come party there with the neighbors and I myself have a good time there. They got a great time. They're older attractive woman lived next door. Nick guys guys. You guys are crazy. I didn't cut though. I didn't cut the grass one time like the neighbors are trying to be so nice to me. You know? Yeah, there were like, I would like park outside and go to walk in and literally I'm I think I'm a good neighbor because you will never see me or hear me. I'm going right inside you like what's let's just keep it easier as I walk in my whenever they are you want me to cut that grass for you, man, and I was like, In my head. Oh my gosh probably be an adult here, you know, and I'm like no I got he's a okay next week or so. Maybe they are. Thanks and I didn't even think about it like as an adult. I was ruining the property value of everybody in that neighborhood. My house was the first one as soon as you turn in I think look like a fucking Safari and every I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. So I had to move out of this strictly for that reason. That was awkward. Let's get uncomfortable. Everybody hated me. Everybody's building fences like didn't see me. Me as a bad scene. I saw this online today and that jog my memory here is really good question to ask. When do you actually become an adult is the question that was posed online? Okay. So let me see study. Let's say people don't become adults until they're in their 30s. I don't think I think God I don't think I am it. I think maybe when you get engaged really he hates when it happens you have a kid, whatever comes first. I don't think it just depends everything in your life can cause like I feel like Pat became adult earlier than he probably should have or would have otherwise because he was you know Fortune to not forced but he got into a career. We had a lot of money and to manage a lot of shit. Hey that can make you grow up faster. It's funny you say that because like somebody will get into something and I think about like at their age like for instance Connor screaming into a fucking microphone. I was like, all right. Let me think back to Connors age when I was Connors H, and I was my God House two cars. Yeah parents are the payroll. Uh-huh. I think I could have just not yielded. No fucking way, but it is interesting to look back on that and I think yeah, I think maturity comes from experiences, right? I totally like whut yeah, like Bailey became like an adult way earlier. He was like 12 because his parents were shitty. He had to grow up faster. I mean, it's been I think it's individual Fair body for me. I think it's I had a kid and he Choice like Well, this thing's gonna die. If I don't jump in there she like I still I still in my like in my eyes have and I've still not been as old as I've ever like seen my parents even though like my parents had me like 23, but I stay seemed a lot older than I am you feel like you're not chasing adulthood. Yes still very much. So I think I'm there. I'm close. But remember whenever we were young and we're like how when we turn 25 like that's older when we turn ya ready. That's old now. I'm like 31. Like in my am I old I feel like I'm possibly old and then you look at what 50 year olds are doing nowadays and it's like I'm nowhere near hold a lot of time. It's a lot of time. Yep, I guess when you start making like all your own payments on everything, maybe always like when you own land wouldn't be in my land. So you buy a house and buy some land. I like that. I'll tell you that is not when you become an adult you experience it idea. I was not an adult when I had that house. I mean, but you paid for it. I remember it almost got fucking shot. For clothes like the first two months I was there as I want the Europe. I thought it seems an auto-pay bro. I'm so sorry not paying the next year in advance. So feel like you're an adult when you can't just drop everything and burn all the bridges and just start a new life somewhere. Maybe that's when you become an adult. Yeah. I don't know. I guess it's different for everybody. So you don't deal feel like yet. You're an adult, you know, like but your clothes should get your thing closing in on and on the verge. I'm on the verge of a dog or me. What about you? What do you think? You became an adult moving to Atlanta Georgia? I found a place that was next to a crack house. Yeah, and I said, wow, I'm have to live here for a while. Was that like him getting close to Stadium? Like I'll be close to work. Not really. Yeah, I think we need for who you know, could you move away from home? You had to go ahead already been there was a way that I was in state and I this is completely out of state like this place looks great. It was an absolute shit hole the place the fuck am I doing second day and I'm like I had to get out of here, you know. Yeah, uh-huh and life's decisions in front of me. Yeah. Yeah. Also what we do like doesn't help qualify you as an adult really adults can make mistakes though. Oh, yeah all the time. Like, I think that is something that all when I get older I won't fuck up. Much. I just think we're different fuck up. So I think part of it too is like how much do you rely on your parents to do shit for you anymore, you know like I'm not relying on my parents at all. So I feel like that's why this sort of a full-time job. Yeah and you have a place to live they pay for yourself consider that adulthood. Oh, yeah, I think so. I mean that doesn't like there are certain aspects like, you know, doing laundry and shit like that or you just let it sit there for like fucking a month and a half but too much but yeah, I would say I'm an adult and I think like it might be a good way to define it, you know. So financially reliant on anyone else other than yourself and you manage to you keep a job you show up you're on time other people can depend on you. Once you reach that level maybe an adult. I don't know sighs - I might take a picture and then I'll tweet it out tomorrow for the podcast if I go into my trunk and I open my trunk. There's 16 Tupperware containers and I just toss them in my trunk instead of just walking them inside. Yeah, putting them in the dishwasher. There's also an entire bag of road salt or so. Rock salt that spilled in my trunk, which is not going to be you shouldn't blame the guy that stole the gun out of all these things. I stole a gun left 16 company fucking asshole. I don't I always have to throw away because it takes so long to there's fucking black hole. Not at all. I am not an adult. I don't think you are either a full-time job. There's some points that there's some parts of me that I am mature in my life and some not. I mean, it's everyone thinks you don't you Italians man gifted in the facial hair Department. Gorham's you never have any facial hair? I did you shave every day. No, I didn't shave today. I can tell almost every day. We let her off a little bit so we can see it but I had a beer going yo, you have a good beard. I hear Italian I got a great beer. Yeah. The only problem is I got a little bit of gray at 0 clear on the sides, but this all goes great. Yeah, but that looks good to you. To me. I got to look in the mirror, you know, so all this is given we have to look at you all day every day. You're getting a more hands. So just the gun Tea Party Crasher. The entire thing is great. No, it's weird. This is all this all stays my color here Hulk Hogan all this awesome. It's so cool little salt and pepper look 80 though. That's the thing. I look immediately. Look you'll easy taking the shots at Hulk Hogan. He's a good guy. He looks like he's a while. He'll come fight you I'm not fighting anybody. I just get her. I graybeard. I don't want to be known as and that's what I figured by the way Italian Club t-shirt. Now on the store. Come on join the club in the club. Join a club. If you won't join the Italian Club, if you think you got what it takes go check out 23andMe has access to the data that gives us more personal insights into who we are. 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Sure, we could find I got pictures of me with the grey bear. Do you need an update in one thing for this about a trampoline assembly required? No, it'll be something awesome numerous gifts. It'll be cool tonight some during the show. We'll sit around in circle have a nice brainstorm session on what the gift should be something awesome. Maybe they get a half drink bottle of Fiji. Let's go. I got a couple things I sigh Veer towards you on this because I I'm all I hear these stories. So I need answers. Okay, and he had on the show before so doesn't know any of them. I don't know the city but this happened and it's really just if you want to comment on any one it's open to but I thought it was great into something. I could pull off this guy in unknown City walked into Subway wearing a t-shirt that said Subway on it. Hmm, and he said I'm all over from store 46 Wow, he goes in he brings up a couple customers He makes himself a sawbuck and then opens the till grabs a $20 bill and just as like I see you guys adios and they're like, oh that's weird. That guy came in for a half a minute and you know did his thing. He left nothing happened. I mean, they didn't do anything until afterwards they say so he just used some self 24 pulling it off. Yeah, but I'm saying like I don't endorse crime but when it's done, right I applaud it though. Yeah, that's something that I I could do in this city right here with everybody in this room other than you. I think that could work I could walk in with a partner and say hey, we're from corporate. I'm here. I want to take a look at the back. I'm going to go in the back walk-in freezer. Then I'm going to come out. I think I can pull it off. I think you can definitely thank you. Yeah, definitely think I could and then I try applauding that guy for doing it and left and by the way still out there on the lam now, he's probably doing it to a store 49 right now. So that was on my mind. I had to commend. Yeah, this is the one that move but this is the one Well is go ahead is $20 a misdemeanor like that. Is he is he smart enough that he kept it under 1500 something like how do you know to open like yeah, he's probably worked there. He's gonna get slapped on the wrist. But if they catch Mark, yeah if they catch him but Subway t-shirt, he's just say I'm here you guys I'm here. I'm sore from 40. So I'm posting Fogle what if he ends up becoming a new Subway like suppose press right? Like I well I would almost in Britain like if I'm mr. Subway, I don't know Subway Dave Subway. Yeah, Dave Subway, I would be like, you know, I bring the guy in I won't have a meeting. I don't think Dave Subways looking to endorse any crime is I think very much crying. 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Now put yourself in the batch wearing the badge in the blue. Yeah. You're in a squad car your solo. Let's go behind the bed behind the bed. You're just got. Are your soul but don't pull over a suspected glad your voice? No, I think it was a the guy who did it. Yeah, it's not like the planet again. It doesn't it doesn't seem like anyone behind the bag. Audio effects on their change. Okay, so you're in the car you're so low. So let's just say I don't know if you did that or not, but you have your own squad car you pull over a speeder. Okay their combat their mother. Fuck this I shoulda done this whatever. Okay, I'll tell you what, I'll do. I'll write you down from an 82 a7000 and she doesn't say thank you, and she says Hey fu And flips him off. Wow, and then takes off with her hand with a raised middle finger out the window. Yeah, he just said enough he put the gumball machine lights on again. Boom pulled her over again ripped up that ticket gave her the ticket for $80 give your ticket for 80 speeding at 80. Yep. Okay, and she's like no I'm taking you to court That's My First Amendment right? I can say a double jeopardy saying I do what I want. Yep fast long story longer. She won the court case. Wow. Saying you can flip off the fuzz. You can tell them the fu against the law and I'm saying has that ever happened to you. And what would you do in a situation like no, but seriously someone is flipping you off middle finger up and down screaming snatcher ticket tore it up Miss wearisome had to handwriting mouth how to go back write a little golf pen pal. Yay. Doing a little golf punches. Yeah, five copies, press hard five copies. They used to say that the carbons. Yeah. It's a fucking I hated writing tickets, but I'm like, well you kind of deserve it. So I gave me taken gone. But at least I know I tell you this is the craziest fucking thing someone that does that it's done soon as they leave it's done. You never have to hear from them again. Usually it's the ones that are now thank you so much officer. They will fucking complain on you. I had this lady like easiest stuff I had gave Her a fucking warning instead of a ticket. She was a most Pleasant stop. I'd had that day files a complaint with the post because that achoo in my mouth God and I'm like holding to get out of welcome for your fucking warning lady that even get my ticket. Oh, but those are the ones that can plane is the craziest thing. It's like well known among state troopers. Like it's the nice ones that will fly. I shot some police on the corner downtown and say Patty's day. Just standing out there. How you doing boys. Hey, how you doing? But if intern I said walk by with the Bird flipped out that both of them. Hey Fuck you both. Uh-huh. They can't do anything. No, I've been also good for you since you don't drink in Indiana the way the law is written. If you've had one sip of alcohol, you can be considered publicly intoxicated really that's kind of the way the law is written so them just trying to pin something on you directly after that on st. Patrick's day after you flip them off take this breathalyzer certain. You fucking passed it with flying colors. I would like to see their brain explode this so over guy just didn't our Lord. No reason. Yeah, you're that baffles me that you can do that to law enforcement and get away with I mean First Amendment rights is like I can't believe that gay. Is that a case where you guys find something to make sure they're in a little bit deeper water that's never really know. I never really got worked up about it. I'm like fucking that you ruin their day course, they're pissed off you're gonna mean but they got a ticket so fucking if you wanted to make it a war. I won some cost you $150. I mean, so I never really got too worked up about some guys would that's ego but it's all about those. I intend to be the guys who have a chip on their shoulder without an interesting little bit. Yeah, and they like to either get picked on when their kids or something. They have a chip on the shoulder. Have you got some of them some of them not all of them some of them? We appreciate the options. Of course. Thanks for the reminder. Of course the flip them off after you pay it. This is one thing I didn't like I stop this guy one time and Soon as I got up there he flipped this weird kind of looking badge ID thing out. I mean, it wasn't like a police a real police one and I'm looking at it's a real tiny badge in the thing and I'm like, what's that and he goes, I just want to let you know I'm a honorary sheriff's deputy and Mary coming in Jack and donated to the Sheriff's camp. And I got this he went obviously thought this is going to be my with ticket when everybody was so condescending and he had I could tell he had a lot of money I did not so I'm like, okay, whatever so I go back to my car and I can I bring my buddy means ticket told him he was getting thicker gave it to him and he goes fucking irate on me and he's like, so you're telling me that this fucking badge means nothing to you, and I don't know. It means a lot like your honorary man kind of shit. See you later. Shit, like don't pull my shit. I mean I got the I got the license plate that has the sheriff's badge on it just because I thought I would stop me from getting a ticket. That's not the case. I've had a bad idea to have just don't throw it up in their face like, you know, thanks for you know, and you if you're on if you're on the edge get a ticket or not, that would put you on the nut getting a ticket skill. Is that true? What Tony's talking about because I Senior license plate I ask you about that and they say I mean whatever Urban myth or whatever is you buy one of those license plates that you're giving money towards the sheriff's department or whether I think is what I live and die by this but every car I have you guys the car say, yeah, he's cool. He's got them. He's got that said always work for me. I mean if you were going a hundred and ten your mind, right? I didn't matter but if he like helmet, you know borderline speed to be a morning. I'm 63 and 50 and I fucking they gave me a ticket on a tough ticket Tha 6352 not having enough fun. No, no. You're not going fast enough to have enough Rush there and you're just not going slow enough 9u fine 10 your mind your 13 there at stop. I know local guy or stadiums local. Oh, I always thought it was bullshit Rich caramel fucks like you should be over over 15 was my thing when I get from 10 to 50 mile an hour over you got a warning I wouldn't stop you if you were under 10 10 to 15. You got a warning if you're over 15, you probably got that's I think that's a pretty good rule of thumb. Yeah. I thought not a bad look. All right, you retired I just got one little cherry on top. Yep. It just reminded me. I was going to a Colts function working for the Colts living out west and I'm hauling ass down Rockville Road. Okay, 20 miles over easily and I get towards the city. I go and towards downtown to try I'm buzzing saw this guy boom gumball machine in my rearview mirror didn't see him anywhere. I'm like fuck I am late to this thing and I ain't gonna I get out of The car what? Oh boy, that's not a good. Thank you. How do you reach in your pocket? No, no, I get out of the car and I was going oh, my you know, sorry I was that guy. You know, you're gonna be like the grandma grandpa thinking few said I'm so sorry about I got out of the vehicle. I look at him. He draws his gun is pointed down and looks like on your fucking knees and I'm wearing a jacket stuff like this and I'm like, what are you doing out of the car? And I'm like just to talk to you just to talk to you because I get it. Get up you dumbass on its head and he goes and I said, hey, I'm late for a breakfast lunch and down or a breakfast function downtown at a hotel. I'm trying to make up time totally. Mm. Right or your right eye was speeding. I like that. He's like don't ever and he was mad at me. Don't you ever get out of the fucking car? I didn't care about the ticket. He goes, I'm gonna give you a warning no ticket today. Stay the fuck in the car turns around and walks back and I am like yes or no, sir. Yes or no sir the whole time thing. Yeah, you're enjoying the face paying right guys. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like I'll go outside. Did it leave? I don't think so. I usually like in school. It would be cool to have these on your eyes. He's closer and I still do face painting in school on her sixth grade and under though, right? Yes. I'm saying let's bring up sixth grade above. Hey, no fair when I saw Fair the zoo, but I put a little more focus on the face painting in the world today, you know, you don't see anybody in middle school or high school doing anyway, I think you get arrested if you show up to school with your face. Yeah you do but if you add The little artistic features to it and make it kind of an Arts as mr. Hardy did and as Ito has today, maybe there's my girls can wear makeup everyday. Why can't we were faced? Thank you when that shit dries though. It is so much and I can't move your face at all like your pores though. I'd be miserable to sit in school all day with that. Allow. He's still doing your good look though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah our skin feel that's good. It's good good peanut. He also had the nice paint. It's very which makes a difference and I don't think yeah, Jeff Hardy's pink, right? It's personal. Our shitty ass paint. Yeah is permanently I can't get it. Yeah that none of us can do you can twist it in my beard man. You think it would ever be a thing in the future where that just becomes like a cool thing to do is just walk around. Yeah. So anyway apart every Friday because certain face on the side of your face. I think ICP ruin that forever. Yeah. It's like Hunger Games, right? It's a futuristic thing and then like the upper class people. They have their faces painted white have crazy hair style. Yes. Crazy colors. Yeah, could that do you mean like the wigs like George Washington like a reverse wig? So it's like more futuristic and crazy and pink. Yeah, but by what you have seen, what if it became a thing, I think we just we can see something stop it. You don't have to I don't like Kevin stuff on my face now. Yeah, it was like I was looking at houses. I'm going to put that on my face. I don't know why but it just bothers me. Yeah, I can feel it. Nobody likes it because it dries up and it feels fucking her. I know after like Kiss. Yeah, I think every performance and it wouldn't exist a few years because you're under the hot light is wedding. How many days do they performed like in their in their Heyday? They probably hit a gig but some are granite or you think once a month they perform like in their Heyday don't they know? They're well, I don't know just everything usually isn't it. Usually you want to or for like three months and doing like every weekend pretty much shows also their hidden once a week for like three months and then take the rest of our gentle. I don't know that they're hit. It once a week, I think they're doing right now. I think they're doing back in the day. They're doing midweek shows. And then of course the blowouts are Thursday Friday Saturday, right, you know, maybe a Tuesday night in there. That's like the big acts will go hard on the weekend and a one show in Monday through Friday typed or so, they'll do layers three or four shows a week, right? Yeah for three months. Yeah, but these guys have been doing it literally 50. Yeah freaking years. I'm surprised they all don't have skin problems. That's a very good point there while using Jeff Hardy paint. Yep, good makeup and might like Skin regimen they probably have yeah probably had people come to a cleanse or something to let after work after the show's you'd have to they're probably using the shit was that one that a proactive they're probably yeah, perhaps a jet guaranteed Chantix. What's up with you gator anything new? Not the tie. What's up with you? So Mike Trout today signed a 12-year deal for 430 million dollars. 12 year extension who's got I mean like that's just fucking absurd. How can I say how can a team of Ford to pay a guy 430 million dollars over the next 12 years. And is anyone else in any sport going to Eclipse that I was thinking about this more and more. I feel like California teams have to pay that much to account for the taxes, right? Because the taxes take away so much of it off. You might have just become an adult. Yeah County for taxi out of your - seriously though. I California sports teams have to do that especially after hearing about the you know million dollar bonus after you expect to get that full check. I mean, he's going to get how much of that 430 million of tax dollars in losses least half half. Yeah. Absolutely at least before he buys anything. That's the highest tax bracket right like 50% right around there. I think it's 52 52 52 is the highest it was that for me 47 and it got bumped up to 52. Yeah somewhere. They're right. Yeah, so I got a quick lesson whenever I got a million dollar signing bonus. Yes. It was awesome. What about meant a million dollar check to showed up at that house. Can't wait to open this million dollars Patrick might feel wow. This is fucking beautiful. Thank you Jim. Irsay. You're the man and I look to the right and it's just Uncle Sam taking away. Here's four hundred thousand dollars to the federal government. Okay, here's here's $68,000 to Marion County all very nice. We'll fix them streets. I'll be good. Here's one to the state of Indiana and it's just like holy shit. That was the only economics class I've ever taken in my entire life. I was looking at that fucking sexy. So if your Trotter you more pissed that you're losing that much money or do not give a fuck because you're making that much money fuck don't have to move. He stayed in the same city in comparison, Messi and Ronaldo both make 35 million a year. So making those three are probably the highest paid athletes who makes what are your that's before sponsored beforethe of those great, but tax charges, too. - yeah exactly those fuckers don't what's trash is making here is a 92 or 80 million a year or is it a hundred something Stearns at a hundred something a year right hundred a hundred mil. I don't yeah. I don't know if he has any more but judge dude, he's got to be close to a hundred million a year right till still. Yeah, so I'm not upset with Mike Trout at all. I'll go get it while you can if you didn't know no, he's worth every penny of it shrink what that's what people don't think about is like what they do for the cities and states. That they're in you need people that make that much money. First of all to make the economy work because those are the people that spend a lot of money they buy cars, you know, I mean, they feed the economy. I agree. They start businesses. Yes like that that way people like I would be nice if we had to order million dollars just to start a company the amount of people we employ the things like that that is true people that make money. Yes, because those people offer other opportunities other people absolutely sure as ever see Umbrella Academy. Yes, I did you watch it. I did is it good? I don't want to see it. It's kind of slow but it didn't stay with me never have bet in my entire life that you would watched it. I watched it the fucking super it's super hero Luther with a big guy looks like Elias. Yeah, I seen it but that guy very rich billionaire Solitude locked himself in his big ass house crash out this weekend a couple weekends ago. I reference Umbrella Academy last week. Nobody said anything. I felt pretty good about myself. I think I knocked it out this weekend. So I would have known I see because I think Connor knew what it was. My brother can't be a recommended by the way. Yeah, I like the story. I mean it's what's-her-name, it's June. Oh, yeah, I'll Engage The Girl is yeah don't become a different movie. It's on Netflix. That kind of billionaire goes into Solitude. I think it happens. By the way, whenever you get up there with a lot of most you need for. Yeah Howard Hughes mega. Yacht don't feel like a hundred million or so 50 million for that's Arthur Blank That's not fucked up. I just need a little help. Those are the guys though that just continue to make So much money and never stop working. Yeah, and I'm intrigued by those you their money's making money. Yeah, they're they're yeah, they're into the game. I think more so than they are the proceeds, you know, it's like always the that winning the constant winning like the stock market guys and people like that their decision to there are almost like addicted gamblers are going to get over on. Yeah on the game Elon Musk. Yeah. What's what's his face is name of the guy that are laundered all the cash. They made off the desk and watch some shit on Madoff on Netflix, I think. That guy had like I think Royal Family's investing with him royal families. I think he had entire government's investing with them and it was all just a shell game, but he had billions impressive. He had like five people in my government. I'm pretty sure it's going to him asking him for advice. Yes counsel to have fucking F whatever it is reserved in the back of your pocket. You got that thing that caught that little chip that says these guys are going to find out one fucking day. And this thing is crumbling. It's not a matter of if it's a matter. A matter of when and he's doing all those deals and taking this mound of money putting in this amount of money and then tell him straight to their face. I got you back in car. Yeah just at any given moment that thing can just Falk even they tried to get him one time. They did an entire audit of his shit in the people that were doing the audit. I think we're working with him. So they're like everything's good. Don't worry about it. We're all getting our money back. Yeah, and it all came crashing. There's a really good movie on HBO or De Niro plays Bernie Madoff is good. Really? Yeah. It's like right after. Like the his fall, it's awesome. Was it wasn't me? But did he dress up like Joe Paterno just a couple months ago. Didn't we see him walking Tina now, it's between oh, yeah, you get it say is that if we're coming, huh? Now it already there. Yeah we talked about it. Was that what was that? Yeah, the Irish to do Irish Island, the stilettos stiletto shoes. Yeah that's coming out near Old platform shoes ones that coming out probably like stepped out. It was supposed to be September, but I saw that it didn't get into some Film Festival. So maybe like November it is not course. Stacy can't get into a frog don't pass defense not done. That's again because we weren't allowed in the front. Right? Exactly. No, it's just not done yet. That's my safe. Me and Scorsese both can't get into a film Todd. I was just having this is open to the room The Hardy Boys here today. I was looking around and I was thinking to myself, you know, who would I tag team up with out of the Heartland crew. Holy am I and you know, I'll start I don don. While we were sitting here today it have to be typed because he would he would die up there. I think he had to I could you know, pick up his flail dead body and use it to my advantage. Yeah, I think that's what I would need in a partner. Yeah, I agree. I think I would go down and I'll put it all out there. This is about as simple as that. What was your quote before? You jumped off? The ladder said hey, if I snap my neck just throw my body in the dumpster out back commitment to do anything. What did they say? I got an easy answer and it would be Pat because he would do all the work and do all the talking and I would just be like I'd be like back an old wrestling the girl who came out with the Superstar and I just stood on the side of the Ring. Cheers you on the valet have some legs while you can't yeah, you're Paul Heyman, but don't talk. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. I got it. Yeah, it's kind of sweet. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just Luchador, you know set the bar low low. Shins and then you really just have to do like an average job and come through and everyone thinks you're right. Yeah, he would start talking like Otis as soon as he got there. Oh, yeah a mixture between Otis and Vader in a Luchador. Yeah number combination. Not a bad Superstar their CO2 goes pad that whenever he would like reach in the tag of no. No. No, you know what? I'm good on this side. I'm here to motivate you around screams shit pretty good in the shrimp felt pretty good in that trampoline today. Don't pretty good Bond. It's around this might be something for people at home to listen to answer. I automatically assume that every human that has ever in digs with me on this one Diggs and I go yeah, I'm same street by the way, so big big hill between me because we lived on Hills. That's probably why yeah. Yeah. Yeah flip up the hill. I assume everybody got on trampoline knew how to do a backflip. Not a front-flip. I think the front flip is harder than the backflip but everybody in the office is like no no front-flip always front-flip. You don't see your landing on the front flip on the trampoline and I Foxy literally got whiplash from trying to do a front flip on the trampoline know your feet are at you know, you just gotta know you just gotta be one with your body and know your feet are going to land where they need lent. I've never been good like in a diving board like one out of ten times. I can get all the way around. I don't know what it is if I just wanted to tell ya it's like you're golden. What do you do? If you don't get around he just I just got it's like a three-quarter Landing, you know, like I know there's something in my head about the act that Movement that is it gets in my head halfway through I don't get that's how I feel about backflips. Like I know my body is physically capable of doing it, but my mind won't let it happen. I just have this fear of landing on my head and snapping my neck right bails out every time. Yeah well in like you said with the drown mean I almost get like that when I try to do backflips, like I get like motion sickness as opposed to like front flips. It's right. Hey, that's also you know, you become an adult. Yeah, if you need Dramamine to jump on a trampoline probably about that. Yeah, probably about time and very quickly in the 30 seconds that I was doing and I don't ever remember. That it's a great workout. Great. I wasn't doing it there for a while for cardio you because your brain bounces around when you're jumping so it's just like, you know, it's just like you're in turbulence for the entire time. Yeah, and you're getting tired. Uh-huh Draven. It's an impressive thing though. I watch divers like and how easily they fucking nail for four and a half. That's like how in the fuck do you do that? Tuck them nice my own bothering them tucked in nice. I bet, you know, I watch the sink. - who's with was anybody here with me whenever I went to the diving the diving competition to send somebody to the Olympics. No, I remember you going but I was like, thank you. I yeah and IUPUI, I was like the honorary starter so they gave me a microphone at the top one. Yeah, Jesus the tie the platform five up top there. Yeah, and this was Olympic qualifying. So like there's a lot of diving here in Indiana. I don't know Team USA I think is based out of that. He'll I hear it for the diving team. Nationals down there all the time. Yeah, they had the Olympic qualifying and they gave me a microphone there like our thinking to do the announcement from the top thing and you get up there and boy it is very high. What is it a very high meters 30 meters something like that. I care about. Yeah, I think we should go quick go we do it. So it was an interesting thing. I had to leave I couldn't stick around for the whole thing. I'd come back at the end and give the person like their Olympic do nothing because you're not allowed to talk. It's like golf but very strict and then they blow a whistle when everybody has to shut up. And it's when the person is climbing up to the top and then you just sit there and complete silence for however long they do the bounce thing and then a flip Splash and then there's people cheering for their people and other people not cheering for their people, but they can't hear you because they're underwater. So then another cheer comes whenever they hit the fucking the surface. Yeah another chair and then a whistle blows and then you got to shut up because there's somebody else up there. It was fucking tiring. I couldn't I didn't know who to cheer for wouldn't you be able to cheer it would be more impressive if they were able to pull those dives off in that type of atmosphere it is So if Y no, no, no doubt that it's not impressive already. Well, I'd imagine though the focus is Paramount in that like you somebody hits that fucking air horn halfway through you'll see Plumbing come out of your slide. And but if you wanted to come the diver fire up the crowd. Oh, yeah job by the way climbing the ladder. We'll look at you giving the idea to the next United States time and that's all went over to the Olympics. Let's go go over wears an excellent pizza have no idea right question are postponed in Beijing or there's only a couple Bulldog in rayong Chang. Yeah, what's that would be winner there South Korea? I'm on it. I'm on it. I got the Google machine. Would you really do a jump off the high dive? Would you try to do a flip hat off their Tokyo's first time. I'm going to Tokyo first time. I'm going pencil. Yeah first time I'm doing pencil. I'm not a it's in Tokyo Tokyo 2020. Oh my God. That's a like a super polite Society over there to imagine an American diver staying on top of that that let's fucking. Let's fucking go back in the you. In 2028. Oh, I can't wait La I would do pencil first. Oh, yeah, then once I did it one time, oh not as bad as I thought I'm gonna go up there and probably do double back or something. Yeah, but I remember I had the hole in my eardrum. Yep for a long time. So I didn't jump that particular evening, but I would have I would have made a right out of college. I lived in a house. That was all right on the river and we had a fuck. What are those called here would appear right outside the house we would jump off that thing every fucking weekend. So what have one of my favorite things jumping off things in the water? Appears on fits good time Gators the Gators my favorite move by far. It's where you run into a back flip. Oh, that's a Gainer. Oh, yeah. I thought you said Gator amazing. No Gainer. I wouldn't like going into water. I can't see you know, what's underneath? Oh, no, you couldn't see dick. Yeah, that would be scary to me because well there's a new opportunity in there. That wasn't the night dark from the now from the 30 metre platform. I kind of want to that's what you do it buddy drunk tonight. Yeah, you do it at night always do the peer jumping was always at night because I don't think Eagle no, I don't know he did it for today a lot. But we did a drunk at night a lot to the only time I ever did the pier jumping and that same body infested water just dead bodies because I would never do that again never we're only got night because it was against the law so you can't see if you're doing it at night obviously used to sneak into our wave pool to and jump off the wall back side there now evil people. Yeah. Fuck the wave pool. Oh, yeah. You never wait. You don't know, you know, I know what a massive. Had a massive wave pool and next year house. Not next. I also was in Boise Park which is a statement piece. There'd be a big siren that go off in the waves are coming. Yeah, but the thing at night is because it's dark and you can't see the water. So you just would have to jump and just trust the water was there. Yeah, it was nothing. Yeah, because maybe they empty that pool. You would have no idea. We had the Fairlane rack and it's a been made little Lake right off the State by the way, so you just hear the traffic. I mean, you're right there off the interstate and there was a little like mobile home park connected to it where the vagrants pull out the cabins like a live there, but it was it was disgusting but we loved it. Yeah. I had a high dive out in the middle of the Watershed is swim out there. Oh, so in order to be certain age or before they would let you swim out there, but it was pretty hot pretty high. I remember my big moment. First time it is a ham and eggs ever do the ham and egg know so you you're on that and then you jump up you get a good bounce jump up you land on your ass on the diving board off into a dive. Oh you didn't there was a question. Somebody asked in the bar the other day, you know, Nick brought it up at the pub the other day. Oh, yeah, so I saw this girl st. Patty's Day. He pulled a bag of pretzel sticks out of her purse smart and I was thinking I was like if it were socially acceptable for men all of us to carry purses are hey 2019, what would you keep in your purse? Mmm. I'll go. Okay. I have Chapstick Tom's Xanex portable charger. Nice my LifeStraw a knife. Okay, my vitamin vape pen. Hmm. That's it. It sounds like a regular. The person it yeah, so my tampons, I mean cell phone wallet keys is General. I mean it would be nice to have first I think fanny pack. I think that's why our fanny pack is your right bring it back and got my fanny-pack. I like it. I want a big one though. So I were to carry a lot of shit. If I could I would keep a gun in their Leatherman Tool office tool, you know, the thing of folds out but if yeah, but it's got a screwdriver. It's got all this stuff. Yeah. We need it and then peanut M&Ms Jus got snacks Chinese throwing stars a bottle of water and assortment of gums. No, that's smart deodorant your bathroom attendant dog treats treats treats are cases here friendly dog, or whatever beef jerky for me. I feel so good when I have this weird usually don't carry but I have it. Are you a good fucking feeling I've never that guy. I was never the people asked all the time. If any I asked literally every single day if anyone an extra pen or some gum in school, I always wanted to be the person with a pen or gum never was how good do you think they felt whenever they handed handed us like a mechanical pet thing. I really don't know. I don't know. I think they got mad. Yeah the people who carried all the Uncle pencils they do not they never be handing those out that is are counting them every night before I Hannah you have to hand it back on. No, I always come back. What am I gonna do ask again in second period yeah, that's my pencil for the rest of the day if I have it again the next day. Maybe I'll give it back. Oh see I would always do it and then hand it back and say thank you guy. Well, yeah, I think it's we want to keep them on our side. Yeah, how you gonna get that pen tomorrow? Yeah. Sure. You might need the money. You asked a friend. You don't ask a stranger. I would definitely I give a pen and a lighter and the same instance. You know, I don't smoke but I know a lot of people do and it's gonna make their time a lot better if I have a lighter to give I might keep a pack of cigarettes in my purse just because in the off chance someone asks you for a cigarette and you have a cigarette you just made that there you go. Like someone takes me outside the office the other day and I felt really bad that I didn't have a cigarette like having wet wipes in there would be huge. Nice one hitter. Maybe I was thinking a rotisserie chicken from Boston, but you never know give him a lie, wasn't it? I know what that's for. It's not for him by. Yeah, I keep just an empty Ziploc bag in there just in case I ever need to take some food or some also to go. Yeah, and they don't have to go back to something. Yeah, or it's just not acceptable to ask for a to-go. I was even thinking maybe like a small flask of Listerine. You know what I'm saying? Poor man actually does do that. He turned to backpack. That's Anna's really well at all times. You never out of it time never out of him. Don't lie. You have it for you. I'm mature. Okay, that's not why you told me you said that the Habit started when you're on set because everyone always well I said I said I said that to you because we were going to do something on the film something I said, hey little trick of the trade. Once you give yourself a wash out of this before you go do a scene with an acting part. Yes, he does because whenever you're speaking directly in my face in their faith and trust me, there's people around here with some shit ass breath. He wasn't talking to green face. He's talking his eat face, but that's a reason is I think we covered it. Also good Move Ya self. Yeah. Well, what are you keep it in your purse? You keep me apprised. I guess I'm keeping mouthwash and I'm good idea to read. Oh maybe lots of socks bro. Just put some socks in. There may be some Armand Hammer some foot. Old some face paint. Oh, never know. Hey, Jeff Hardy was he drew an impressive face on your face like you baby powder. I never use it people do though people understand a lot when you played sports but not so much anymore. But you know, it's a quick cure for what he just keeps it right on the chelation. Yeah good thing to have maybe a bottle of water some lotion. I would if I had a never-ending never-ending supply of cold water. Yes'm I would do that forever. For letting a person has a cooling mechanism in it. Oh, here we go. Keep it cold. Oh, yeah a seat warmer, but do you have a home? Well, I'm just saying like if it's cold. Yeah just opposite. Yeah, why don't we have a seat coolers in cars? I don't mind us. They'd probably do too by the way. I used to have a backpack for beer that had a ice. Slot down about a half a half of it. Yeah half a pipe through and I had to go pick something up and I forgot she was like that and then she's dumped out directly on the living room. Tuck my shoelace in it just came flying. None of it hit my head waterfalls not it acts to leave offense. But I know these people I think we're looking for a reason to kick me out of here and I gave him one minute. They were like, come on. I was like I'm out that's on me. I only got kicked out one time and it was like, I apparently I was peeing in his basement like right in the middle there like digs your girl doing - I was like no no, no, it's fine. He told me it was okay and they went and got them and it wasn't, okay. My buddy had a basement with a little drain. There we go. This is carpeted. This wasn't the classic cross the garage straight. I mean, I would not have felt that this was carpeted. It's been a fun episode. Thanks for listening everybody. Make sure you get your bracket submitted. Hashtag McAfee. For-4 mnf you might have a chance to win something. Awesome. There. It is something awesome, but I'll tell you what, I don't know how many people have taken Texas Tech to the final four. You got to get in with that my brand good team. Yeah, you never know if I filled out the bracket yet know, how do I do? What do I got to do it on the site? Yeah. I sent you an Evite. So it's ready to go. Yep, everybody's fighting fighting for silver soon. As I figure this thing out. Will ya those doc? He's fucking tips exciting. Like he was really confident in the words. He was saying he was very very Yale. You know, what was weird about I was thinking about it because I wanted to listen to what he said memory. First of all he came in he goes, I don't know shit from Shinola about anything about this. Yeah, and then you ask about specific team say well, let me tell you about this sophomore. He'll content. Yeah, he's a heel commentator. He's your melodia. Yeah, every once in a while. He's gonna suck you in and you know, he's gonna do he's gonna put on the she said get out of here. Take it easy with talk to you Friday. Was that green faces eat or actual fission 11 Green those little evil. He's my evil side both sides. Old MacDonald like always
On today’s show, the guys discuss The Hardy Boys coming to the office and buying a trampoline for the occasion. They cover the death defying stunts they did off ladders onto the trampoline, Jeff Hardy teaching everyone how to paint their faces, and the setup process that it required. Pat also discusses a couple of his previous houses and the different things that forced him to move to different locations. They also chat about what age you become an adult, what the guys would keep in their purses if it were socially acceptable for men to carry them around, they chat about the NCAA tournament and the PMI bracket challenge on ESPN (#McAfeeForMNF), a man going into a Subway and acting like he worked for another store in order to make himself a sandwich and shorten the cash register and Gorms wonders if he could pull the same stunt. They also dive into whether or not you can get in hot water for flipping off a cop after receiving a ticket, at what age do you become an adult, and debate who the best tag team partner in the office would be. It’s a fun episode, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @baileymccomas and closes with a heater from Kid Cudi. 