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I'm into it. The one that like they fold into a cube. The one that fell down is that what happens folks to a cubic? It's a Lego piece. Nice, it's a little funny. Yeah, Unikitty is like a like a Lego thing with a cat's face on it and she has a brother who's a dog which yeah, they're just weird. How is it like her she's a princess and her brother's a dog. She's a cat and her brother's a dog. He does not compute if they could do is it you know, what has God wrought you're thinking too hard and my thinking too hard. It's the first time anyone's ever said that about me. So if you've never been here before, my name is Mike AKA dad and buried welcome to the dead and buried show. The podcast based off of my social media and frankly anti parenting content Empire right? This Twitter Facebook Danbury.com Instagram over a hundred K. Verified. Okay. Nobody nobody by Menon. Can I do that? Is that copyright? Yes. Definitely. 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So I said and the live earlier that I anticipated Caillou being the main offender and I think Caillou has such a bad reputation that parents know even before hand that they're just not going to let it happen. Can I just say one quick thing what you added one? There's only one show in there that really stood out which is Ryan's toy review Ryan. Seriously. It's a YouTube. Yeah, we're getting into the YouTube stuff. I'm just saying that's the one that sticks out like a sore God do they got in trouble recently. There's an abscess Eve. Nations for not children being transparent about their ads totally. Yeah as they should the he that kids like a millionaire from unboxing Show toys on his goddamn. YouTube makes me it makes me very upset. It makes me upset as well. We're going to get into some of the YouTube stuff a little later because it is a virus in my house. Yeah, not the unboxing stuff watching like run-throughs of like Minecraft and Zelda and stuff my kid likes to watch in this like adults. Whoo. Who play the games and like comment and stuff and had literally half of my kids vernacular and slang is from that shit. It's infuriating. Why don't you do a better job of monitoring? I'm not a good parent. I'm lazy and I don't care. So Caillou, I thought was going to be the big one. Oh my God, only a handful of Caillou comments. Listen, you bald little bitch. So the main one I have here is a way that hold on. Can you do let's just try and describe what kind I don't I've never seen it Caillou is whiny is the problem, right? Whining it originates up in Canada. Okay, the great white north of great white North and quite frankly. Our Canadian brothers are wonderful, except they've done one huge thing. There's a huge black mark in their entire cultural and it's Kayo and it's Caillou. What about like Gordon Lightfoot. Now? What about Justin Bieber trust? No, listen, all this and I basically still getting over Bieber fever right? No rush. Oh my God, Mike. Mike used to be the number one Rush fan in college. Apparently they used to come out of college. It was in high school called him rush. It was high school. I made the mistake of wearing like to rush search within the first week of ice of college not even that and I had stopped listening to them already for I never get out of two at once slept in them for a week. Anyway, so Caillou this this guy is a whiny ass, huh? So he's whiny and Alli Leigh 23 says How you can die in a fire? I banned that shit before they were born and I think that's what's happened. A lot of parents know how horribly is one of the theories I've heard and we're getting this a couple of funny theories later. Most of all Paw Patrol. One of the theories I heard about Caillou is that the reason he's bald is because it has cancer like leukemia. No, it's a cartoon character. No, it's their cancer and cartoon world. I haven't seen cool world with Kim Basinger in a while. You know what you should you should do that. I've never seen that film and I never never ever Burwell I would you bring it up because I brought it up because it's a fucking library of of relevance has pop culture knowledge up here cool. Okay. So here's the deal definitely do this. If you've never seen Kai you go and Google and YouTube the 20 worst Caillou liked just whiny Caillou, you know, what I would say if you've never seen before you acting out your stars and don't do it. Don't direct our viewers to inflict that pain themselves our listeners well, but then why is everyone hey Caillou So much because these whiny and he's got cancer and we don't have time for kids who can't survive if we don't know it's survival of the fittest. This is 2019. Okay, but hold on a second, but that's okay. So what I see then I've never seen this next one either. But from what I could understand by a lot of the comments is that it's the new Caillou in terms of how whiny and annoying this kids voices blippi. It's not a kid. Okay, so tell me about is like a fish. No so bleep. He's on Amazon blippi is a human being a man a man child who dresses up in like this like orange hat seems like Zippy the clown that comic strip. It's it's so it's just a guy who will fill a swimming inflatable swimming pool right like a small so it's not live action is cartoon. It's know it's live action. It's a live action. Yeah flippy. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. I honestly don't know he's squeaky voice. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's he's no so Nadine X Watson. Blippi his squeaky Goddamn voice haunts me every day Sam geylang GE I ll ing says fuck blippi seriously, but gel and Chelsea says blippi and then just an angry face emoji people don't like blippi know I could have done research. I could have gone and looked at all these terrible things people said, but why would I do that? I'm not a masochist. I'm a sadist. I like to inflict horrible things on other people, you know what to do. I had. Yeah. It's fuck to unleash them on the world and you're great at it. I am great at everything here is miserable. My whole family is missing. So that's per eye works like a fucking charm Stanford. Mommy says, I love me some Odd Squad and I loathe blippi. He provides legit migraine. Shout out to odds j-bone and 15 says blippi is annoying as fuck. The fact that he is a grown man literally blows my mind. That's really what the what was he feels the swimming pool and does what, you know what he will fill it with what you know those balls that are like hype that Super balls. Yeah, no not super balls that they're very absorb water. They're like sponge balls. No, I don't know what the fuck you're really crushing it. Maybe you should do the reason away. He said I know what both Cal U and black eye you Caillou Caillou. I would say that you do because you don't know how to read also but at the same time, I don't really watch Callie you because it doesn't exist because it never existed but blippi is a is but he's really geared towards the The explainer or not thinks he's a he's a product. He's one product premise of the show. He's a product of modern time. Like, oh, I'm just gonna dress up in a funny shirt, and I'm going to just like sit in a swimming pool. Yeah swimming pool full of like, you know, these like bouncy balls or whatever the fuck they are, right? It doesn't matter. I don't know and he makes like sounds and stuff with you are doing a terrible job of describing the no actually I'm doing a great job and that's why I ever fucking it's a good point. So another big one was Peppa Pig. Whoo. As far as I understand is a British Pig again another one. I've never seen maybe it's more like girls are a little bit more likely to watch it. I don't know. It's a swell. I will say Peppa Pig is a sweet show. But then yeah, it's a there's not to I just not too much but people will watch the shit out of this thing. And that's the key. It is popular. I hear about it a lot. It's just how many it's not necessarily that I hate it. It's not that there's no what I hear isn't necessarily like it's not like people have like the All of vitriol they reserved for Caillou. It's more just like Peppa Pig's annoying and ubiquitous. She well. I think the ubiquitous part is good, but it's generally like, you know, there's some themes that are pretty good ultimate aggressive. They have like a disabled character. Yeah, like it's a pretty very inclusions about British than the Wonder you like exactly. It's absolutely go back to England you Lobster back. I'm going to are you how often you go back never exactly. So Ebola This is my son loves Peppa Pig put my husband hates it. Let's back up. Oh, no. We're Ebola underscore roli. You don't like that name. She likes a fucking a gamble with viruses viruses by fire. I could call octopi. All right little charmer 80 who would literally as always sent me a goddamn fucking book of comments that I've broken up and put in there in the their sections. They should be in says Peppa Pig is an irritating little ah, fuck nugget the theme music gets in your head and is like crack to my kids, right? But they throw in some adult humor, which I appreciate that's why I like Unikitty, but that's what I'm saying is honestly adult humor just it's just a different sensibility, but it's like proper and it teaches manners and about like being tolerant the which is not bad tolerance is overrated. I know no no, no, you don't know what I'm coming. I have to accept, you know, we're on a text thread together and What I'm saying is tolerance is like a euphemism for like oh, yeah, you're worse than me, but I'll allow it right acceptance is what should we should be going for tolerance? I think it's kind of a loaded word. Like it did imply superiority. Just saying I wrote a blog post about it. Once. Yeah, I got serious and I get serious have once what Amy b89 30 says I know people moan about Peppa Pig, but I actually don't mind it. Shut up Amy. I don't tolerate you. I literally never seen the show. It looks stupid to me pigs on names happen with British accents acute. It's a A cute sweet show Pete loves Peppa Pig British. I'm into it Arlene calluses. Peppa Pig is banned in my house and anything else goes which that's quite a line to draw. I've no Peppa Pig but anything fucking else faces the death you show your kids that which ones I've never seen. I've never seen it. I'm not interested in that coming in Via tinnitus in that kind of shit. You know what I've never also never seen two girls one cup not interested in that kind of shit either. Literally. No, thank you Nate. You've seen it. Yeah. I don't need to see that Justice. Description itself is enough to know I don't need to see it good segue from Peppa to girls, but I will say so I think that Peppa is the least offensive of these shows. Now, I think that of the ones we've mentioned surviving I think the ones that I think maybe the reason it's bad. It's probably because they're watching it so much. It's just on all the time and that's slightly different every show gets annoying. If it's not too much right except Seinfeld, I think and probably the Only one I maybe you'll get back up. No, Yo, Gabba Gabba can get annoying to try it again. You'll like it. Try it and you'll actually like good yummy. Yeah you Frank. It's a good message anymore. We have DVDs. So my oldest used to like that Chomp Chomp and there's legit music and like Jack Black is on an episode like there's some shit. It's pretty good. Can you put everything in your birthday in was like, yes, he was a doctor on one that she'll well. That's it. He's not a doctor in real life. Did you know that? Neither Chef he's is even a chef. He was a chef and he is a National Treasure. Well, not anymore. He would love that guy. I'm not into I'm not into a celebrity chefs. I think the whole entire concept is stupid. We're going to do that in a future episode celebrity chefs and why they suck shit starting with Emeril bam. There we go. So Paw Patrol, obviously a big one. We got some great comments for Paw Patrol. I actually don't mind PAW Patrol PAW Patrol PAW Patrol something I made up. Double Papa Joe Paw Patrol the some serious shit happened, but I'm down with the fucking dogs. Have you seen me? I'm sorry. Have you seen no said we're I don't pay attention any of this shit your baby gets overwhelmed. Is that what it's called a venture back? Yeah, the opioid crisis here and troubled eyes, so I don't understand so there's the mayor on the show and then there's the guy who's like the nefarious and the mayor is the woman right? And then there's a guy who's Like a Villain. Yeah. He's a real dick and he tries to enlist his cats to do. In things like is guys are dicks. I like cats. Yeah, you know you would I'm a big fan of cats. Have you seen the one where Rubble dies until said I was you know what suicide it's not that edgy to suicide by cop was pretty good though. I would watch that. I know what so Chase has a lot to explain. It's a very aggressive response Chase. So ginja ninja nine nine nine who's commented before and I liked her name says Here kid watches Paw Patrol. She hates Paw Patrol, but catches herself watching it when he's not around. This doesn't happen to me. Right? So a lot of parents say this about shows were like the kid will leave the room and they'll keep watching the show. Okay fine, maybe with Unikitty that happens to me a little bit more Yo Gabba Gabba, but not with Paw Patrol. I don't know. I don't know but you don't you're not putting the show on when the kids not even around right? You're like putting on like porn hub or something. Let's be honest. Are you not me you always saying? Oh, okay, I watch faces of Little charmer 80 back again says Papa Joe's annoying as hell the theme song with dumb catch phrases such as chase is on the case and Rubble on the double and why the fuck are they in a band their dogs? First of all, not a band their team. No, but apparently is an episode with a bandit doesn't fucking matter. These are not the right questions, right? So like their dogs and they can talk right if you want to really get down to the nitty-gritty, right? There's a lot of things that don't make sense an opera band is the least of their heavy machinery. Yeah. I mean, come on. On look at me. It's suspension of disbelief are Boston bond for who's a dedicated commenter on our podcast topics as PAW Patrols been going strong for six years in her house and she has some questions to where our writers parents. How did he get all these damn dogs? And why does he have a direct line to the mayor? You know what he's what 12? He's got his own fucking Tower. He's got all unlimited funds unlimited power. You know what this guy needs to be. Now that there's a theory about the funds coming up from our loyal listener and Patron and Mary Bayon. She detest Paw Patrol. She says there are no semi-intelligent adults anywhere on that show, even the mayor of the town is a complete moron with a chicken. I don't know what the chicken has to do with it. Ya know. It's is that a signifier of being dumb? It's no, you know what it is. It's just banal. I don't like the word banal because makes me uncomfortable to pronounce it. I like what it means but it makes me uncomfortable to say banal. I feel like a jerk. That's weird. Right? Yeah. Banal is even more disgusting Nate you pervert try it. Why don't you you're a big banal fan actually. Well, you know, I've been evolving mom and bury my big pet peeve is when Ryder has to summon the Pips the Pops. I assume she meant unless Gladys Knight is on this show. I haven't seen that episode my big pet peeve is when Ryder has to summon the pups of the lookout when they are right fucking next to him. Is that happen? You know what? He's like, he's like gets the Conch out. Oh, no, here's what here's what Mary's doing. She's pointing out. Holes in the plot that of a cartoon show about talking dogs that drive. Yeah. I know these people are ridiculous. Then she says where does Ryder get all the money for these gadgets? She saw an article. Once that suggested a conspiracy theory that Rider is Elon musk's bastard son. You know what please make that an episode such a good call and mayor Goodwin by the way is a real son of a bitch Mary. Goodwin's not a good person. I'm just saying this honestly campaign Finance reform, okay. Do you understand because there's no way she should actually be mayor. She's totally out of it most of the time and her opposing from the other Town. Whatever that fucking mayor's name is no idea Sir Topham Hatt. Is he from the other Town? That's actually you know, what we'll talk about that as Thomas the Train did not come up a lot Thomas the Tank Engine, you know also the Tankian take it I'm taking Thomas potemkin - I smell burnt toast. You should know, you know the just to switch to Thomas the fat controller it And when I grew up it was the fat controller not Sir Topham Hatt. No, they don't have a problem with a fat control. So they don't come with fat shaming England effect control of the effect controls. The fat controller was his name. What is the top? Mm-hmm? I think they just needed to work in his wardrobe top him. Yeah. So let us stop them Sir Topham. It's probably a place in England. Let's get real here somewhere so door little bit too close to some Sodom perhaps no no one. Oh, man. Look, I'm Bible the Bible Sodom. And Gomorrah clearly is what Sodor is based on its of this damned cursed fucking Island what strains and talks like he trains are these fuck? I don't like their voices. I don't like what they do. I don't like anything about that shot their expressions. I don't like their expressions. It's like oh when they get angry. All right. Well, we're going to get into it now because nobody really talked about Thomas my kids loved all that train shit really my kid. Three-year-old still loves train shit that merge though that merch man fucking murch the shit I Ching and Chuggington is like the mic like an American knockoff. It's yeah, it's really stupid. We like take something that's a beloved childhood like sort of staple and make it American call it Chuggington and they just drink a shitload of beer on the upholstery. The world's biggest CFL fan says Paw Patrol is terrible but makes no sense. It's a fucking cartoon about dogs who are like an elite Rescue Unit. It's a they're saving it supposed to make sense. Literally. They're saving Adventure Bay constantly such a stupid name for a place to live Adventure Bay. It's almost as bad as Sodor. / we already got into that. But you know, the thing is is that Adventure Bay. It's a lot like Cabot Cove from its once I recognized the name have a Was from Murder She Wrote? Oh, I don't mind by Far and Away the most deadly town in individual. The only way to solve it is have a senior citizen cracking the case. You know, how many murders occurred there on yearly basis was like 400. I have a soft spot for absolutely have a soft spot for I almost called her Margaret Thatcher. No jokes, really Angela Angela Lansbury who's in one of my favorite top five favorite movies of all time The Manchurian Candidate go watched everybody. She's fucking great in it. She's all right. He's okay. I'm not she is great. And she's very creepy. Unbelievably good movies. Don't spoil anything. Please don't please you know, what? I'm sorry. I'm spoiling your Monday night you jerk. So I mentioned this earlier the trains were big in my house. You know, we almost didn't come up Rescue Bots. Yeah huge in my house for a while. Not currently. Yeah, the the offshoot of Transformers Rescue Bots is essentially the same thing as Paw Patrol except instead of dogs. It's Transformers. You know what though? Right. They're all had they all have the off stupid like there's one that's like a dumptruck. There's one that's like a fucking bulldozer. They're all is one of those ones there's ones that sex hotter, but they're always work like Chase on PAW Patrol. You know, what someone should look into this at the same fucking show right? One of them is is an Ironman. One of them is a cop. One of them is some kind of fucking construction worker who breaking the code here me I am I crack the code and he fucking nailed it and Peppa Pig the same thing. She's a robot that transforms into You're blowing it. You know what? I was right? It's the same goddamn thing. The difference is that Rescue Bots is is actually more interesting and has more Merit because so they tackle things like acceptance do they? Yeah, because the Rescue Bots were sent here on a mission to live with humans, even though they could be they could wipe us out but there's they live in another fucking something town like Adventure Bay. This is same kind of thing where there's like it's a self-contained thing and it's in a bubble. It's like lost. Yeah, they could wipe us the fuck out if they want it. Now because they just there's service pot instead. They want to learn from our species so they can take it back to this is all dumped shit. Transformers is dumb and thankfully our immigration process is strong enough. It is a lot of thank you President Trump. Yeah. So my kid that my eight-year-old where he gets he's nine now used to love Rescue Bots, but now he likes actual Transformers. Yeah. That's the one the old timey cartoon because that's the No, no, no. Well, obviously we think that's the best we're gonna get into that some of that old school stuff coming in as first I want to get into the literal bane of my existence, which is YouTube as I mentioned earlier. My kids watch they don't watch the unboxing shit like Ryan's toy review which a lot of people like Dad and Bloated and Jenny Ben e00 and Cara shipments at rest Ryan story of use a goddamn Nightmare and not a lot of my house pea butter. Mama says fucking hate Ryan's Troy review and try not to laugh. YouTube is try not to laugh a show on YouTube or is she just saying she tries not to laugh on YouTube probably because I would watch it. I would probably watching YouTube channel. Somebody try not to laugh unless that's what that is actually about and then in which case I agree with. So what happens is there are there are there are little kids that do that play with toys and their parents. They open toy boxes and revealed toys and then run the show them and actions a lot of like, well, it's all like versus like slime versus like powder really your kids. Watch this shit. No, I I watch this shit fucking trying to figure out what to keep my kids away from. Yeah. And by the way slime is way grosser. Yeah, we don't do the same thing. No, but the point being is that there's a lot of channels out there that put their kids front and center which I totally disagree with Sophia visit that and very.com. Anyway, don't bite your friends in this is the in a nutshell. She says or he says, I think it's a she says I used to say Caillou was a worse but don't let your friends. But now it's all the bullshit. They find on YouTube that's straight from yoga together. Don't let your friends. She nailed it. She said she's sick. I was worse but now it's all the bullshit. They find on YouTube which is problematic for a lot of reasons a it's all bullshit. Be once you get into YouTube is a whole world of problems, right people are splicing, you know, dick pics in the middle of stuff lately Fight Club. Yeah. I know Andy, I just hop at the end of the Paw Patrol like algorithm. There's like you watch three Paw Patrol. Yeah, whatever and then it gets fucking real. What does that YouTube kids which is a separate app that you can do, which is hopefully prevent some of that. So here's something funny Deeds. Heads its deed DED and 4z says YouTube videos with cars. That's it. Nothing else you refuses any that doesn't include cars are like my kid gets fixated on stuff to somebody says later my kid is if there's a dog in it their kid will watch it. My kids a little bit like that where he'll just he'll love dogs or he'll get into the Zone where he wants or either or he'll get into his own where he wants to see, you know, rocket ships, right and he'll watch a bunch of shit about rocket ships or whatever, but the problem I have is my kids watch these things called. We used to watch Preston plays which is like a fucking 20-something dude, who looks like he's 11 who somehow married and he plays Minecraft with friends like their I don't know if they're all like wearing headsets playing Minecraft together somehow and just like talking shit. They don't swear. Although I think I may be heard an F-bomb once or twice. We were like no more of this. But even without that is so annoying hearing them and my kid always seems to listen to this shit super loud like Turner. I can't tell you how many I'd have to say turn it down because we're at the point now where he can get up and turn on something on the weekends and we can sleep in a little bit and then you just hear this fucking idiot twenty-five-year-old million arrows more successful than I'll ever be in my entire life annoying the shit out of me and infusing my kid with his dumb ass slang shit it fucking infuriating. So we banned Preston plays many found unspeakable, which is the same exact fucking thing, right? They do the same shit. They walk through Minecraft and sometimes he find shit where he walked he watches people play Zelda because he's obsessed with Zelda and just hearing these guys chirping and saying this nonsense is sickening and then my toddler is in the room and now my toddler walks around going what the heck man, which I'm pretty sure is something these guys say, which is really cute when my daughter says what the heck man writes really cute and then you realize he's just being raised by these YouTube personalities and I'm a piece of shit and this is really all my fault. Yeah because you're too busy sleeping. Yeah, because I need some All right from but that's why I hate YouTube. It's not the unboxing videos. It's not the secret porn. Although they may be seeing that I frankly I do not pay enough attention, but these annoying personalities who play these video games. What is the appeal of watching someone else play a video game dude? Have you never when you were growing up? No, you never went to your friend's house. No, I would fucking leave or I'd be like, it's my turn next and I would be on my iPhone at 8 years old being like is it my turn yet? Obviously, I couldn't do that because they didn't exist, but I would not be watching it was not fun. You call yourself. A friend of mine and they people have no no in college. I had roommates or guys next door and like the room next door who be playing video games now, I'm not gonna watch you play. This is not appealing to me. All right. Well, then you really fucking missed out on a huge Slice of Life my friend know I didn't I was living my life where you was I clarinet goddamn it. Why are you such a thing against clarinets me? I did not play the clarinet in college. I haven't played it since I was 17 years old that's watching twice when I would be when I got into college. It was but I was in the fucking marching band in high school. And then as soon as I graduated, I was never fucking summer never against every time when I play the guy didn't matter to know theme and the crowd went wild and then you you call it the summer of the net and people like wow the internet that's pretty good, you know, no clarinet. You're a fucking piece of shit. I thought you talked about this Sandra Bullock film The Net Mitch. I saw in the theater, but I'm talking about the film that has not yet. Been made called about your personal life story call my dad and buried somewhere. Vanetta origin story. Yeah, so you mentioned a little earlier about the old-school Transformers and a bunch of people did say they like their kids watch some old school stuff, but there's a lot of old school stuff that has been rebooted like new versions of it. Right? So Dana bows day who's become. She's going through our episodes and she says she has nine left to catch up. Nice. Appreciate your dedication Dana. She says what's old is New Again Inspector Gadget has a new version. I've actually made my son is watch that Karma. And Diego my son really like that garbage the Inspector Gadget one. Yeah, but yeah my son. Yeah the inspector. Have you seen the movies with Matthew Broderick? Oh my God, there's some of the worst movies I've ever been made Voltron is a new version which is so shocking. I didn't love it when I was a kid, but I washed it.sometimes Transformers is new version. There's a new version of Muppet babies with which our friend Mary but by and says, she likes He-Man is being rebooted for Netflix. I loved me some He-Man when I was a kid. I never got it the man never got it. It's real. XE the good guys half-naked is busting out. I really like the cat cringer and then when he did that I have the power thing he turned into battle cat with armor on them. I thought I always thought cringer was a cool name for a cat. You know, what go was a real piece of shit was more of a GI, Joe guy. I like GI Joe to you know what? It's not mutually exclusive and I resent the implication. I'm not saying it was I'm just saying my favorite GI Joe there was a two-parter. I think with this Dusty was a double agent. The movies are grown up. To movie with like serpentor and shit. Yeah the shit. I'm just talking about episodes. I never owned the figures Dusty was a double-a just it was a double agent in like a two or four partner. Like they did some weirdly ambitious shits new episode where Sergeant Slaughter who was like a wrestler was on the crew. And at one point he uses a fingernail to unscrew something like to put his finger. That's actually you know, what I've used that all this is hot. Look it's it should look just because it turned me on doesn't mean that I'm a Deviant, what is this thing in my pants? So little charmer 80 times and again and says the Muppets and Fraggle Rock where some of the shit that she watched as a kid, and then she said there's some you case because she's from Nottingham. She says, it's some UK only stuff like bag puss. Do you know of it now? I don't know you are such a fucking liar, you know never lived in England, but you know what? I do what I was super psyched to hear my son or see my son watching Danger Mouse. I that's the greatest cartoon ever watched it coming out of the UK grew up Pinky and the Brain that's Animaniacs. It's a Steve. Spielberg know what the fuck the fuck out of here pink the most mice. They're all mice. Injure Mal's did it duty to had such a good it was so good and penfold. His sidekick was just like this Little Hen folders from that pinking. It sounds very similar to Pink in the brain to me. It's not well if it is it's only because I didn't watch either. Let's be honest Danger Mouse was absolutely amazing. So another under old-school thing. So Sarah underscored J. 281 said my oldest used to watch Teletubbies. Is that still on couldn't get it Pinky tinky-winky. I've never I've seen it. I've seen it accidentally but that's never been watched. Very bizarre. It's a that's British. Oh, but it's very very odd with like a son baby. Yeah. I know. I've seen this information we don't need so ciaobella for says her daughter is obsessed with gigantosaurus, but she herself likes my babies. I loved Muppet Babies as a kid. I haven't seen this new version the show when I was a kid what? Or as is neither do I have not but the mother baby show when I was a kid was very focused on like using your imagination and they would like open different doors and like, you know, they would go into different worlds, I think and stuff and they never showed the mom. Although I don't think it was a mom because how do you give birth to felt puppets easy, but you only saw our first like metal legs are the waist down. Yeah. You drink a lot AAA. Mommy 25 says Phineas and Ferb is the best children show of all time I've ever seen it, but I've heard Heard I've heard Nickelodeon. Yeah, I've heard good things about I was sort of like it was sort of like a it was a kids show but had like a tremendous. It's like SpongeBob where there's like a lot of adult content. Yeah and at all like sort of, you know, very sort of tongue-in-cheek. Sarah to remin says I love when we watch Scooby-Doo and she banned SpongeBob and his stupid. Laughs. I don't mind SpongeBob because I feel like that's slightly more sophisticated. It is most humor-wise and I appreciate that. I want my kids have good sense of humor. I love Scooby-Doo is a kids. Been a bunch of different versions of the cartoon for a little while. My son was into it because he loves like Supernatural shit and like Mysteries and that kind of stuff but there's not a current version on right now. I don't think but they change the animation and like a bunch of times like new versions of that the old animation. I mean am I right? Was it the best or what? Obviously you think is? Yes the ladder but your clothes and shit, but I mean, look, there's Batman and Robin showed up on that thing the Harlem Globetrotters for some reason like they had weird crossover like events, which was fun. So Not everybody like they're not a lot of shows that had a lot of consensus, right? But there are a lot of comments about different shows like I read at the top. So we're going to get into some more these specific comments where people kind of talked about something random about a show maybe a one-line kind of thing. Right? So at Lele 23 says her youngest watching SpongeBob and she has no problem with that. It got weird though. The whole thing is it wasn't always weird from the start of supposed to be guy who does the voice of SpongeBob is he's from my favorite sketch comedy show of all time, mr. Show. Just a little tidbit blanking on his name right now. Even though I know it. What's Rock up know what the fuck you're talking about. God damn it with this guy. You were what three years old in the early 90s go to hell KD twink them says I leave Disney Junior on because there are few commercials and one of her kids will watch pretty much anything as long as there's a dog in and I mentioned her earlier the father got them in a Nickelodeon, but I don't like the channel because the girls have no patience for commercials or when they The commercials they see a toy they want right my kid freaks out when he sees commercials most as she watches. His streaming. Yeah, and he's like, this is the best. What the fuck is this jungle or I want this new toy when I was a kid the the toy I wanted it's the one I remember was there's a remote-control car called The Claw wear on the tires, like a little claw came out to help it like climb up things. Yeah. That's a remember. I really wanted it. There's no way it worked that. Well, there's also do you remember there's like the Etch-a-Sketch that you could Etch-a-Sketch it you could like. Like kind of program no, and you could you could turn your etch-a-sketches into like animations, but it was fucking painstaking you had to like draw each. There's like being an animator. We had like back in like the 30s right away. It is like being an animator was being like a fucking tortured him. That's what animals were where each cell is a kind of a different but to hand drop it to HSN just get yeah. That's what it was. Maybe there was a pen. Goddamn it. Shut up in the person who got a nice sketch like for Circle. There's a circle just stared out there. Amazing just shook it and you're like, all right. This sucks. It's a movie alpha wolf Arrow like writes a bunch of shit because it solves get learn how to do it. Really? Well for some reason Sarah Yvette says baby first. How does it show her kid watches and she wants to strangle herself. I've never heard of it. It's almost anyone Brax 1 1 1 7 says her son likes Captain Underpants or his son likes having her pants. I'll also sit and watch snapped with me. So I can't complain you let your kid watch snapped. That's a show about like women who snap on their husbands because they're like being abused or what they put the socks next to the hamper instead of in the hamper. That's kind of thing. My wife gets upset about wait a second. This is his TV show. It's like it's like a true crime show. It's like Dateline, but it's snapped its on Lifetime or some shell really or Discovery Network. I don't know what it's on interests. I hear about it all the time. Okay women like Snapped because it's like justification. They live vicariously through the wives who murder their husbands those fucking side. I told you to put your socks in the hamper cannot next to the hamper. I'm sorry that I missed it with the shot. Yeah, that's what you do. You take a shot at the hampers. First got to make it fun. First of all seven points and you're across the room. That's football. I'm just saying like, you know, but you're going to make it more points because obviously your way farther across your outside the three-point Zone you're now the 7 so this is the MTV Rock and jock. Yeah, plus you got 25 points. Remember Rock and jock games. You don't even know what that means. Like you eat underscore e Brosnan brings a Bubble Guppies, which she's found super cute and bearable, which I've never seen it yet. Bubble Guppies is like you kind of just some learning that happens. It's like hey, which one which you know, how many mailboxes do they have to pass before but it's not about fish. Yeah, there's some fish in it. I mean there's that the because it makes me think of Octonauts which the next person said life dot as that, uh, Emma says, she loves Octonaut so informative she finds herself waiting for the end of the creature for their Creature Report. I fucking loved Octonauts at the all the animals in it were very cute Captain Barnacle or whatever and the Creature Report song was good and I Remember Creature Report creature report. Yeah, I really like I really kind of like dr. Knotts. It was interesting. You know, what of this interesting crossover between Paw Patrol and Octonauts the opioid crisis. It also affected underwater. Yeah, remember snork silly which was like the Smurfs but it was creatures that lived underwater and they had like built-in snorkels because that's how they had evolved. That was a long time ago. Yes when I was a child 21 Wild Kratts is another one that can full of people brought up Michael. He loved as a kid where it was like it's a mixed. Let me live actions and cartoons. Yeah, it was good very informative like watching National Geographic or some shit. It's educational. The PBS shows are obviously kind of A step above right if you can keep your kid interested in them. They re actually actually really do learn some stuff. So I Daniel Tiger is a PBS show and Maples flower says she loves it because it teaches kids not to be assholes. So Daniel Tiger and I only have a vague understanding of this but is like it's repurposed. Mr. Rogers episodes put an animated form offshoot, right? Yeah. It's like Daniel Tiger is a character like a puppet character from the original. Mr. Rogers and they made it hard to Tricia number the train. He's the train down a little train thing. And yeah with the King something so weird and was that's so weird king and a little freaked me out. Yeah and King Nothing King Thursday, and that wasn't the Thursday's wife or his wife. There was a woman queen queen nag face. I think that wasn't this is like, mr. Rogers would say a lot of mr. Rogers. Material coming out. Tom Hanks is coming out in a movie where he plays. Mr. Rogers. Yeah. Oh, yeah because it's about the journalist the journalist. So there's a journalist for Esquire named Tom. Junod who like had to do a story on mr. Rogers years ago and he wrote in an up kind of like changing his life and his perspective on it and they're dramatizing that for the movie and making it even more of a bigger deal. But the documentary oh, mr. Rogers was pretty good came out last year. I probably did was he affected by the opioid crisis or What the fuck is this stick up your ass about this opioid crisis stick up my ass just a whole thing that's happening across our entire country. That's getting okay. No attention. It's getting sunny of attention, but way to the percentage of attention it's getting on our podcast is really out sighs. So Ebola Rolla, which is Ebola underscore rollers your favorite username couple people brought this up. She said in Australia, we have a show called Bluey. It's about a family of blue heeler dogs, and it's great. And then Hardy mama says there's a Totally palatable and relatable one that's new to the Disney platform from Australia or its new in the u.s. Called Bluey jacket and real Kate. Our AO KAIT says they're obsessed with blue and Disney Junior to be honest. I really like it. This sounds like one that parents and kids can enjoy I have no idea what it is when she says it's about blue heeler dogs. It just makes me think of Where the Red Fern Grows and I don't even know if there's any relation. What's a Blue Heeler dog? Well, not only that but I what I like about this is how Ebola roll up. From Australia was like hey, there's a great show and then immediately was like just immediately Vindicated by a bunch of other people. I put those in order so it wasn't necessarily immediate. No, I made it because I you know, I put the notes together that made fucking logical sense. All right, you're the best gjr Scott 2002 says have you seen Fireman Sam it annoys the fuck out of me. Why does a small village have the equipment that it does exactly? Why haven't they locked up Norman Price? He keeps setting things on fire. He needs psychiatric help. But not to be allowed to roam free. So apparently there's an arsonist on Fireman Sam that makes Fireman Sam's job essential, you know what this place in Cabot Cove have the same one one town the Sleepy town in England has an arsonist problem and the Sleepy town in Maine has a murderer. I wrote a screenplay once except for the difference in Cabot. Cove. Everyone is murder. I wrote a screenplay once said there was a small plot point about firemen who started their own fires so that they could put them out remember what Rest that it was about that. Isn't that the story of Backdraft? Isn't it? Literally the plot of that never seen it never heard of it. Oh, you're never gonna watch back. Okay, Sonya list. It is not an essential. All right, everybody if I spoiled back there twenty-five-year-old meaningless movie The William Baldwin vehicle older than 25 years old. He said like 93, perhaps the William Baldwin vehicle is not good. Yeah. Well if you're gonna watch a William what Baldwin vehicle had better be fucking sliver with with Sharon Stone. Anyway, the Irishman the new Scorsese movie is getting fucking Raves. It's three and a half hours long and people are losing their minds. Over it. Can't wait. FYI. What the fuck you got a problem with that. I watch Mean Streets recently. No, I just watch your head out of your ass just watched Once Upon a Time and in America or in Hollywood. Yeah, I know we've talked about this several times and you're wrong about it. Sarah ganot says, my boys are into Ninjago and Pokemon I get sucked in. I don't mind it. The toddler shows drove me more nuts. And I think that's the consensus, right? The table should is annoying because it's like just annoying characters and voices and stuff to Eel, the young kids who have much brains, but hold on a second. We have not talked about. What is the greatest show? Oh my God for kids succession. Yo Gabba Gabba. We have talked about it sometimes but I'm saying like that one on is that I don't know but that's okay. You can still be the best show ever like Seinfeld your favorite show. Yeah, but Seinfeld is on like Netflix Yo, Gabba Gabba is really hard to find him going like YouTube or something, right? Yeah. Well, it's not available, please. Yeah. I'm a fan of Yo Gabba Gabba calm down. All right. Well, let's get into it and you can we go let's rock. So we went to the live show me to of Yo Gabba Gabba. Yeah. Awesome with Bianchi was Bismarck either. I don't remember I saw him at a show in Brooklyn and when he does his fucking big hit you got what I need. The fucking crowd was so into it. It's really fun when you're in a situation like that. Like I've been in I've been unconscious for like the The crowd just takes over like Pearl Jam like better man and shit, which I don't even really like that song. But when the fucking crowd is all singing in unison is pretty powerful as in a small joint for this Biz Markie thing who gives a shit about that song besides like the Nostalgia Factor, but it was fun to sing along too. If you do business be to the day I wasn't paying attention. I just I like I left and then I came back in when they were doing that left. No, it was like that. I went to get a beer and then I hung out in the beer area where the beer was got it you like beer with squeaky. I like beer with squee. Squiggy, yeah squeeze. So the Ninjago was very big for my kid for a while is funny in the movie like the night and Legoland. Is it all like oh yeah Ninjago. Yeah. I saw the movie theater with my kid that's had some funny stuff in it. It's got a Lego Movie like they're their sensibility is cool. I've seen all the Lego movies in the theater of the earth. Who can I just say we know we haven't talked about it. Well Legos coming up, but we haven't really talked about it because a lot of these are toddler shows, but watch out for these sort of tween show. It's like Big Time Rush. No, I'm not just my kids aren't doing these Disney live-action things. I'm not into no or even or even there's a Netflix show called charcot charcoal is it called? Its called Zig and charcot? All right, here is why even telling me these names. I don't want to know this stuff because this is all it is. It's mindless mindless drivel. So the thing is that I'm my only prerequisite for watching a shows that has to have some value to it. Odd Squad is both yeah, it's super funny and it had like Captain Underpants is funny. There's there has I saw that movie is pretty funny double even SpongeBob. There's yeah Bob like a sensibility to it is a little more sophisticated. It's literally so the show on Netflix is a zig and charcot. Watch out for a stop saying it name. I don't want to hear you say fucking Zig and shouting. Oh, yeah, it's just it's like a front it's some kind of French shot another French Canadian or from friends or whatever. I just sounds And it's a shark really it's a shark trying to protect a mermaid and then like a Tasmanian devil trying is the mermaid named charcot and it twists and shocking twists. It's all just like anvils and it's so it's not even it's not like Tom and Jerry that's funny or you know what those are like humorous because like the Roadrunner will pull some violence is humorous. It's just it's just I agree. It's just sound quality and Scratchy I what I've made my so I try to find some stuff. If that I like that my kid could maybe watch you don't realize like I probably didn't see the Simpson The Sims wasn't even on until I was like 14 that's a showing like an eight-year-old The Simpsons is problematic and certain levels. He's not going to get most of it. Right but there's some sketchy stuff and then it sees scratchy comes on and it's like hardcore violence and some of those things which is fine. It was cartoon or whatever but it's a little much right. So like a couple of people here started talk about some of the stuff that they try to show their kids that is maybe a little bit above their pay grade, right? So it's Be mom says her daughter is nine and she's and she as a parent is very liberal with what she lets her kids watch. She lets a nine-year-old watch stranger things funny story. My wife showed my kid the first two episodes a stranger things last night of the original the first season. He's a little creeped out a little scary a little bit above like it's about 12 year olds that the first season right and this some high school stuff and like kids hooking up with she's not into it all I showed him. I loved Buffy. Back in the day. I showed him a Buffy and even that which is really cheesy by any kind of Standards like in terms of like the stuff that's supposed to be scary is not scary for somebody who's lived a fucking life like grow up kid, but for little kids a little scary some dude here says Jeff the dog says I just started watching Buffy with my three and a half year old and now she's now she's asking to watch it three and a half year old meaning you won't even get the jokes regardless of you know, whether it's scary or not. Let her get It's all like pop culture references and Josh Whedon, you know vernacular and stuff which I find entertaining but I don't even think it's necessarily problematic. It's just like it is the you know, what's the kid getting out of it at this point? So my eleven-year-old almost fall is we she got into Gilmore Girls. Oh my gosh. Yes, which is fine because it's actually it's a fun show knowing you well known but not very stylized in the dialogue is very very high-end. Yeah, Mike. Girl Friday, I mean, it's Buffy is a little bit like that too were like it's not real life the way they talk to each other is really specific to their world. But it's at least interesting you're out of the zone of this like horrible like, you know Big Time Rush or whatever the fuck it is sure. It's a little bit closer to like a real-life exactly issues. And now she likes Grand designs, which is no idea what that is. So good and then Beastmaster ultimate beast man, you talked about that last time I don't give a shit about it yet. Go outside kid says her toddlers little fuck. Love our podcast in my Ig stories. Just kidding. Just kidding. They actually love Curious George. My kid likes Curious George my toddler. So here's something funny Emily Ina asst says she likes Brady Bunch on Amazon Prime. It's sexist as hell but takes me back to my childhood. I showed Detective Munch my nine-year-old Brady Bunch of last week. He's laughing his ass off which makes me sad because his sense of humor is obviously garbage. If you find this shit funny, it's the most like staged fucking setup contrived garbage. It's really it's really terrible. Yeah, and then a little bunch of people said that the TV shows But they really like to show movies. They love to their kids little charmer 80 once again says she prefers more kids watch films, but it gets repetitive because they watch the same thing over and over. She said she knew the Frozen phase went too far when she and her husband were debating who was hotter on or Elsa. That's a good question. He says I'm gonna obviously I'm going to say Elsa but with on has personality, I forget who it when I forget else is the blond with the powers and Anna is Kristen Bell. Yeah, I think on has more in she's a redhead. Yeah, it's okay. She that's that's cute. But also both hot but at the same time like else's so like mean do it. This is little piece else is little what basic basic is. She she's just struggling against like she's okay you been I'm sorry. I have these powers that I've known I've lived with the whole. Oh, no because he was supposed to be Of the Packers and others because there are euphemism or a metaphor for being an outcast maybe being a lesbian just their parents and I wrote a blog post about this her parents are the problem. They taught her that her powers were dangerous and evil and the things that makes you unique is what makes you bad and was gonna find out how did her parents know to go to the fucking rock the controls seem like people how did they know? You know, why because they know more than they're letting on mr. Kings. I got in the mr. King the Don King only in America. So I think we hit everything when it comes to TV shows. I mean look, there are eight billion kids TV shows. I'm sure we're there some that you love and you hate that we didn't get to hopefully ziggo and shark man. What was the fucking dumb show you mentioned they go and shark Ziggy and Shrek. Oh Ziggy and charcot and in the weird twist, the mermaid is called Shark. Oh, yeah, exactly. Finally got the joke. I made the joke earlier and it didn't register as you were so wrapped up in talking about the good actually. In the shark was more nervous laughter than anything else. I want you to be nervous think we got it. So we mentioned earlier. We have a new sponsor. So we're going to talk about some of the Epp the comments people left on our yes for last week's episode sponsored by Kinder. Perfect, which is Cards Against Humanity for parents. Yes. We're going to play a quick round for you people so you can understand how it works. All right, so Pete is going to draw on a topic card, right? So you put it basically posed the question. Yep. Then I have to answer the question with one of the answer cards and then they is going to choose which one wins. Okay. Wait, are we am I also taking a nap sure - but we want to give you guys some options. You can see what the punch lines. Alright so here. Let me look. Hold on one second make it relate to kids TV shows because I know there's a bunch of those. Okay, good up next the who's so this is this is the question. Excuse me. Next up Daniel Tiger sings a catchy tune about Blank getting caught mid quickie what that was my answer. What's your answer? I'm going to go get a little tiger sings a catchy tune about getting caught mid quickie. Okay? Ready? I hear I'd like that song right Daniel Tiger and I'm gonna go with so let's say the whole thing Daniel Tiger sings a catchy tune about stay-at-home dads. How would that go stay at home dads doing it up sitting on the grass and not doing shit. That's what I was talking about me not gonna go to the playground because Sucks, right is that area? MMMBop adapt adopts Tavon dad or bamboo bit about Papa do right. Now, what's all that? No? No, we got one more. I'm gonna be one more show you doing one more? Yeah, I'm gonna do one more was it because I enjoy it next up Daniel Tiger sings a catchy tune about pot brownies at the PTA meeting. What why would you do that? What do you mean? That's not a good song Just well, why would you why would you eat pot brownies at a PTA meeting? Why would you bring them because you want to see you? Other people, you know, what a little now Daniel Tiger that pure innocent bastard has to sing all these fucking disgust. All right, so hold on. What were they? So the options Nate were next up Daniel Tiger sings a catchy tune about pot brownies at the PTA meeting. Yeah. Stay-at-home dads. Got to be a better one. And what was the first one that I said getting caught mid quickie? Which would you think is the best? Well, I don't need to win. I want to know which punch line wins. Confident getting caught me quickiy, you know. Yeah, Daniel time we talked about you weren't listening to the own show that you're producing. We talked about it earlier. It's the mr. Rogers the animated version of mr. Rogers. Yeah, so it'd be like a really genteel polite little tiger who walks in and his parents banging it out in the laundry room, right? I would like to hear that song you think Weird Al would do it. Why Mom, would you do that with that? It's so gross. Well, you know what, maybe this kitchen learn a little something about not being ashamed of sexuality. Maybe he is it why is it To be gross Daniel Tiger. Maybe you're learning the wrong lesson. 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I posted a poll or test your taste buds 48% of you agreed with me the other 52 percent and unfortunately from ever listening to this podcast or following my content again, I much everyone MK stiff clearly one of them on Pete side cinnamon toast is fucking delicious Kathy Fuji on this is all I YouTube comments at Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the shit. Yes. It's not the best cereal out there, but I would never turn down a bowl of CTC hash tag team Pete. Thank you very much. Never been more sickened. You gotta Kathy you are officially the greatest. She also had a comment about hypocrite or parenting where she says because I made the argument that if we go to love parenting is okay because parents are in a different place in their lives. We've been through this shit we can we have different rules. She says but young kids don't understand that I'm the adults who I've earned the right to do X argument. They don't know how to discern yet. You're right. They don't which is why you don't necessarily need to give them that explanation. That's why you say because I said so because they can't understand the intricacies of the argument. The reality? Okay look so from 20 to 30. I went through really tough period sun and the thing is is that yeah, there was a lot of I made some mistakes cups. I met your mom when I was in my I got caught made quickie just high and then all of a sudden you started seeing him out. It's really weird. This whole family is so fucking weird family. So sorry JK Joseph died chasing which we don't say his name often because it's tricky but I think that's right. Joseph diet. Jason says one of the hypocritical things he does is he tells his kids to go to sleep and then he stays up and Inches Netflix Netflix shows our watches football and peace God damn it. I like when somebody ends with a loud yell and the curse because that's what I do and then Melissa Lombardi who is a new follower who is gone back like Dana bows day has gone back and just listen to every podcast comment and is commenting absolute storm a storm, but he is being her left. She's on episode 26 based on the comment. She's leaving. She's on episode 26 and she went back and listened to the one about parenting. Parents who have help from nearby family. So this is this is yeah episode to episode 26. She says we have always lived close to our parents and I love it. Grandmother's will come over and help us whenever we might need them. They will also take the kids and give us some time to ourselves having family closes Priceless to me and now Melissa Lombardi is dead to me here because I don't have any of that man and it makes me sick. You're bad. You're the one percent of parents and it's bullshit. It is too easy for you. We don't really know what it's like and we don't want you listening to our stuff anymore. Please go right us on Apple podcast. Just give us five. It's the least you can do after throwing that in our faces after your wonderful families. Yeah, damn you and your better life than ours. It's sickening all I don't like it. No. Well, how what have what were the arguments where the argument there are no arguments because their grandparents are like you guys are struggling you need to go have a date night fucking Melissa Lombardi and her grandparents Thursday. You guys take the day off. I've yeah Grandma's here. We'll handle the kids with such precious time to us. Shut up Grandma. Listen, right you really Walked into a hornet's nest. He sure did we should do an episode we had grandparents suck but we do that have we done that already? I think so. I think we did. We appreciate that. We appreciate you Melissa. We appreciate everyone who we especially appreciate the patreon supporters who are going to be getting these sweet-ass Koozies. We appreciate everybody who goes to Apple podcast and gives us a rating we get 5 more ratings we're going to do a controversial topic of your choice controversy sort of we're going to put a list of topics you can choose to go right that's pretty good and it won't be About Syria, although we could do it. I think we could do an entire episode on cereal. We talked about it a lot. All right, Cap'n Crunch up in this piece. No, no one wants. Thanks for joining us this week. See you next week stick around car or come early for the live. Actually, we doesn't make sense to say come early. Yeah, because Monday nights we do the live before we record stick around come early. We love you not making any sense of this point. Okay, it's all good. We love you guys. We love doing this. Thank you very much. We'll see.
WARNING: This episode may contain theme tunes that you cannot get out of your head! There a few kids shows out there that are actually good *cough* Yo Gabba Gabba *cough*. But most fall onto the heap as just bland, non sensical, vehicles to sell merchandise. Actually, when I put it that way it's a pretty good business model *squinting and shaking head* No, stay strong. From Peppa Pig, Puppy Dog Pals, PJ Masks, Bluey, Blipi, ninjago and Paw Patrol (the one where Rubble dies at the end) Mike and Pete cover it all. 