Venice buddy were born back. Then. We would have saw Eva now know if he was alive. Then you've got a dancing. Not much of a dancer Evan. You want to try some of this wine? There's a lot of people saying that they real yeah, you guys tried to kill him. MJ will never die. Those people are crazy. MJ's dead yet. You're too young. You don't have a fuck and Rose. Dad the generations going forward and anyone born from here on out and Michael Jackson is a terrible person. How many people you think watch that 500,000 maybe I mean we're talking about HBO. I think more than 500,000 people watch each other, you know, come on praise will be a little naive a the documentary help me table because it just when you hear about the news and like a trial yeah. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I don't really know. Yeah, that's help when you hear it firsthand. I've said not enough people watch the from the peel MJ. I don't know. It's got Oprah on they got open now. I don't think I don't think As well as use I was asking a question just to just ask the question Oprah. I know she does not to you she does not. All right. Yeah, I would agree. She's I didn't watch the after shot money juice. She filled the entire audience with Mel victims of child sexual abuse. Okay and put it on for an hour on HP. I can watch it Michaels dead. He's not dead back guarantee guarantee. I go back to the fucking King could next year Miguel. He's still performing. The I think you're right, though. I think Oprah has lost a couple miles an hour on her Facebook wall. I didn't see also be trending last night immediate. Right? Right, I would assume back in the day is soon as Oprah. Come on TV. She would be number one training media. Does she even have a show anymore? She's a channel. Does she have a show on that channel every every show on the channel is technically hers, but it isn't like her talk show back though. She doesn't have anything she got comfy. She got that McGregor money. She's just being a billionaire lot more than a great. See like you say things like that makes me question. Okay, II know that she's a billionaire as far as terms go McGregor money. I think we understand me. She's comfortable Kylie. By the way, Kylie Jenner save South Maple has been Tom's clocks and say are you all right Kylie jar, not Chris Jenner controlling the messaging on her daughter being announced as a beginner. Yeah. She's the South self-made billionaire. Did it herself came from the streets member? When you talk about this self-made I didn't tell you that she did on Kris Jenner by the way created a billionaire. She's got the juice. She's got his she wants to bury. Yes. Sorry to be late to the party. But what did this Jenner maker billion in last medic lip gloss lip gloss reality television photo shoots. Her lip gloss is cool. She also said she never had plastic surgery why thank you self-made billionaire. Why? She looks quite a bit different you said in the Kardashian Clan is why lies? Everybody's got a lips done thats insane. He would say that they're like globo gym. Yeah. Oh ha ha ha not average house such a good reference right there were write that one down what it shows the other they're not twins. They're not Kendall. She's actually just like good-looking in a mom. She's a supermodel a real man. You ain't no no thrill far apart are they don't look anything like each. Other Todd I'm in here even I thought so Tada not maybe right now but when they were kids going up on the shell and Dustin Holland and Danny Danny Holland hurt once complete out ones blond ones brown hair one is a literal cue ball and the other ones is a stick figures true twin is my dad is at when he looks nothing like his twin. We're talking about identical twins. Well, they're still delivering twins, but we can what are what are Irish that all reference? Yeah, I get that. There's an Irish twins are like nine months apart. Do my best friends are twins. It don't look like each other. Yeah to your best friend. But yes, I know that's possible but these two girls not twins because they didn't come out of the womb at the same time. I thought maybe four years apart Todd. I was on your side there. I thought they were just assume it's on me white cast. They grew up that way. I got shot by the way, Chris General. Let me believe that for this long. So yeah. Yeah, I don't know how that happened. Its residents showed up in my social media. Like we heard you they're not twins self-made post anything you think Michael survives. I think he Legacy survives doesn't even fucking take a it's like it's yeah, I mean we know we've known about this for fucking years. That's what I'm saying. People have known he's been he's still fuck it. I'm Still rocking. Hi there. I didn't know that that was the same kid who said he didn't do it on the trial when all this was going on and now we hear from him that he did so it's kind of a gillette's draft over here thing. No, I couldn't I couldn't stand it after that was awesome - so what happens is he a long a lot of the I guess victims of this think that it's a loving thing so they didn't think of it as abusive. Like this is just a relationship. I had with Michael Jackson and it was only me and him and it was special and he had them brainwashed like your family's gonna go away. You're going to go away your life away in my life away in your who you heard everybody futile. So they were scared to tell them literally exactly the same as the guy in abducted in plain sight. Yes, he tries to separate you from your family Watts. It's the world against us and that are high school. Yes. Yeah and her high school. I there was a horse know there was a lot of victims. All right school and none of them would say anything because they viewed it as a relationship with the teacher said teacher and then they were like, well, you know that this also happened with insert name here or other people and then that's when they got pissed off is like oh this isn't just us. Yeah. No. No. Yeah. It was like 15 16 Is that said teacher jail good? Here's all the terrible guy. Yeah sounds like ya terrible buying tickets can be complicated and confusing. We all know that there's a better way to do it quicker. It's more simple. It's eek eek, if you're not if you're not buying tickets online through seek Unison complete fucking dumbass, you said? No. Yeah. That's right girl wandering the internet aimlessly with no Direction throwing your money around. Willy-nilly just trusting any ye who says they got tickets can't be listening online. 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No, I hope I'm saying separate you gotta you gotta wait till to most of his fans fade away. You can only keep the Jackson 5. That's all you can keep you can't keep any Michael Jackson. So I'm convinced that he wasn't this big of a scumbag when he was making Thrillers just not I think it was actually exactly doing that was right started. For that beat it was on the was in thrilled still looked at. My hands are always in heaven eating now still fuck beat it. The one kid was in the be the video. Yeah, he dances very well and Russian native a star but lets you know the kicks Locker separate. There's a gigs a gig for a reply or something to think about how many people saw that last night. You know what I mean last two nights. There's a ton of people that more will see it later this week the next week or two. That's what I was saying. There's a difference between grown on demand and hearing about the information coming out from the trial through The news and stuff you can't really understand a process it when you're a little kid and now I grew up and I see the documentary. It's like I knew I knew I knew he did what he did, but you hear it firsthand. Yeah, man come like on physically and Legacies but there are stations out there playing his music today. I don't know I would almost put money on that. There's a separation more than one station. For sure today. I don't lovely doesn't lose a thing in Europe stays huge in Europe all that me what happened? Everyone I even if you don't think there's one kid in Europe that had to see Michael Jackson. I thought I think he's dead. Yeah, he's dead. I don't know if any radio stations in America are playing him today. There's definitely a halt on I bet you want to 80 serious right now. He'll be he'll pop up in the next hour. You said you were following on Twitter trending and stuff like that. You saw the comments and stuff which I did last night. A lot of people in his corner lot of lot of good taste. He's not getting new fans. Right? No, no, no. Coming up. Anyway, you gotta wait for the older fans are going to die out his family's gonna die off and then it's going to come in and they're going to be like no, let's just get rid of it. He's like he's in because he's dead on the criminal trial that he won. He was acquitted in and Every one of his employees came forward and testified that they different moments caught him with different kids doing I mean sexual Lord type ax and he got out of it got out of it. There's a turn he's got almost more than half of them thrown out because those people also had sold the story to tabloids which is an argument but you got to think back then if you're a security guard to work cities house and you make 20 grand a year and the tabloids come up and they're like why that stories hot offer you half a Million dollars, you're gonna fucking take it. Yeah, probably five shots. Yeah Macaulay Culkin the made caught him with a gully cocking with he was finally Macaulay Culkin and then Macaulay Culkin just showed up and said it didn't happen. So they just basically erase your test. So you have been digging digging. Okay, there's a lot of stuff I agree here is not whether he did or not. Yeah, obviously, he wasn't going to lose that I didn't realize Johnnie Cochran was his lawyer. Yeah. It was a job that I saw that I was like, oh, there's no fucking way. Scientists, is that what Johnnie Cochran was? He's worked attorneys attorney. But I think he's more like team strategy guy. He's a big doctor ballgame time. Trial scientists find the theme that the jury's going to go with the most if the glove don't fit. Yeah. I must have cleaned. They had a lot of resources as well. Yeah gone Johnny Johnny Cochran. Imagine here. We gotta fill got together as far as Cochran Automotive back here. I want to talk to filler did any work for Rob? Yeah to Cochrane. So I told us I didn't necessarily agree with Holly. Mr. Cock ring. Did you look in Duck filled all to get that? No, no, but a little bit less. No. No. Yeah. It's fucking firing off on a soundboard is not great. We're getting there. I think it's great. I'm gonna throw out a color. I'll sprinkle a little pepper on you guys now and again, I think it's great like that this Ash Wednesday, all right. Yeah, you're supposed to get the sum up for Lent right signify. I think it's a firecracker. It's where you come from and it's where you return so you were made from a Shia Mary came. I'm dead serious. I have I went to a Jesuit school and I have actually given ashes before. Okay. Listen, I didn't the a shiv in the ashes before. Yeah people at church. I understand that. You've got them, but you don't come from your forehead. No, he don't know the The ashes resemble the dirt come from the dirt you return to the dirt, not your forehead you come on, mr. Now that I know that's where he's got it but I that's not where it comes from. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't comes down that's what it's about. It's about look it up. Hold on I come from I come from Joanna's. Yeah loins if anything who comes from the dirt, they should wrap it umbilical cord around your neck. Is that the song derp is that the son of dirt? Florida Georgia Line based off of that no idea. I don't know that song. Is this Adam and Eve shit? I don't think I'm kind of thirsty. Look look I as far as I know I didn't write the Bible so I can explain everything hooked on your way who did because it's all just quoting Joseph right heater, like 12 people. I think that the site way the disciples wrote it in this song. He says something but he came from the book of Peter The Book of John Book of Eli. He's got suck. This is just dirt afterlife a fucking hate this shit at the end. It says you came from and some day you'll return to it. That's out. There is your there you go. Yeah, that's basically that is what ya know that is anyone here about getting ashes today if I can sneak over. Find some time. I will ya really? Hey YouTubers charger time found go ahead and get it. We usually get well, you know, I got to see what time Services well good. I think it's like voting you can just walk in and punch your car. He's gotta go to your start by pressing through whatever there's a 4 o'clock at st. Mary's we looked into think about it. No. No. Yeah. It's an all-day thing because I know people at work who uses go like on their lunch break. Is it crazy that some priests go crazy with it where they take up your whole for Hutto thicker. Oh, yeah. This guy's an asshole. It's like a when you first dip it in its honestly thicker than the winds dries out at the end. They got the wrong block. Somehow bigger thumbs and others. You got to beat the devil out of it whenever you get it off and refresh the ashtray literature. It's really good for your skin. Charcoal self. It start out something. That was good acne breakout. I do a charcoal face mask every Sunday. It's been great - is like to be father can't Yep, father Campbell isn't the RT ashes that they slap on your forehead like Palms that have been burned down - with an S Psalms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy just like that. Not slip out what it is or is it literally just charcoal from Stevie? No, it is it's the Palms. Yeah. Was it s no Psalms are the songs The Palms. 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What are you giving up tie? Usually every year I'll say either Chaw and or pop I'll do it for about six hours. This was a better man than me exactly succumb to it figure out. So one of those two, maybe maybe I'll try to get a little more sleep. Sleep, you know something there you go like that and we'll see. How about you? I'm going to try giving up drinking actually do a little 40 days 40 nights. Yeah, Joe and kill see how it goes. Yeah, you're gonna go 40 days without drinking. Well, it's actually lends itself. So you're allowed to cheat most Sundays because they messed it up. But that's just the calendar. You know, what are you gonna do? No chance no drinking. No way that happens. No, no fucking way. It's gonna be cool. That's right. I said it on here. So now it's I have to do. All right. Let's on how things here we go. We'll send over under and we'll put some money to charity. Okay? Yeah and we go. All right. I got the over-under set and I'll act as it's over at the actual over/under is literally two days, but depending on what day of the week this whole thing start Wednesday tomorrow. Well, so then what is it? So when we give you four days because by some day of the week any won't be able to take you but but for an actual challenge you want you have zero discipline. So for an actual challenge when I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with over under 30 days and I think everybody in here would grab a Thor hammer and hit the under if I was you do realize that grab it in 10 days is st. Patrick's Day. Thank you, March Madness relax. I know I know no believe me. I thought about this. It's not as though went changes here boys. I mean it's not different but We'll see how it's realize. You can't not drink on 30 days. You think you can go 30 days. I think I could do a whole thing. I've done is another Pub grade to the pub if you go you got 30 out of me. We're not gonna get it. So I don't know why I'm sorry. Yes this week. I'm not doing any foundation fucking word. No, he just took the fucking night off, I guess. Yeah, no, that's not what happened. The mouse has been running around but we killed one. We tell one last year. Maybe there's more than one isolated. Oh, yeah, there's a there's at least 50 in the walls a lot and I would kind of Ratatouille situation times. Do you think drinking is negatively affecting your life? No, I just think Indianapolis, you know, it's as big of a city as it is. There's only so many places you can go for it. When was the last time you used used the alcohol that the Saturday that was a question. I was asked by my abuse counselor whenever I was forced into the substance abuse program was the last time you used use what bro alcohol. Well you drink alcohol use hard sir. You know what I meant? No, I didn't I you did real drugs. I just got truck caught drunk which everybody is. Well, yeah. I'll sit down and talk to you every single week for fucking 27 months. It's great. We're gonna have a great time. There's alcohol it was a good guy. He really was but boy, he and I had some tussles there early about the his verbage the way he was talking about things alcoholics have a tendency a yo, we ain't doing that - I don't know how long we are not doing it. Let's talk about it. What was it the title? Yeah the title of the way you deliver their time in a whole thing facts and then he would be like what time's up. See you next week. I'm like, wow, I feel like we're just getting started. We got 27 months of this. He said you alcoholic as we know I'm gonna get the fuck out of your house and Every single leg laughs but I think you need to have piss in a cup situation. Oh piss in it. You got a panther has to be. All right. Yeah, we can actually bounces. Yeah, we don't piss in a cup for sure. You have no no we can get that thing. He gonna be drinking alone Foxhill. Noisy don't know I'm with him 24 stress those fucking snakes. Not this weekend though only be gone for it's truly up for a week at receipt. Oh, no, you know that well to tell the truth cause you're chugging away in a pub upgrade. You don't lie. No I had to build a very honest guy wasn't dishonesty. I've ever met that's not what you said fairies there to do. I'm a very very trustworthy guy. Yeah. Yeah, very very to varies. Maybe won't the a one of the knee. Well, I think your trustworthiness varies and especially if the pub Grace on the line if we're gonna go with the a in the vario and give up for Lent carps card is - be as big as lies. Don't worry about all the tables are would last longer if you want to do a little competition. Here is a side bet ya. Under a silent that Johnny was Lulu's I could tell you what's going to last longer. It's gonna be you not drinking because okay Friday or Saturday. I'm fucked you can do it man. Now I'm gonna traveling can't do it. You can do it. Just get a burger. Take away the bun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah t-sonic wings. I can't be zero carbs. You just keep like 25 car grams of carbs or less a day deal here in ketosis and you're actually on yourself better. I know I just don't care because you know me and religion not really a thing. Yeah. Yeah, never been to church once in my life you guys ever have a any like little chemistry at all you and religion and no never never know ccda ready to go. See seen everyone's taste. Well, everybody had to go to fuck. Yeah. Really I even went to sea sea stallions gonna find help Italian. I did flirt with it as a child. I was baptized. Oh, yeah, so you okay. No. No, you've been penetrated by the water. Yeah, so and that was the last time I was at church. So what hey did it? Oh what a thing. What else is what's his fucking church now, there's little you never attend our church ceremony. That's how you have their weddings. Yeah. I have been to those but I'm saying like I've never been like to Sunday service really? I volunteer leak out. It's gets here. Just searching. Well, no, but I sent like if you go to someone wedding who isn't Catholic, they're not going to have mass to their do get married in a church. I also have souls were have you in our wedding. You know what I think we're going to have the mass at samurais wedding is so we are bringing in a guy who has religion. I haven't asked him yet. So he hasn't agreed to it, but I have a guy of mind. And I think he's going to be a funny little preacher man. Yeah, I do really enjoy singing the songs and New Age guy the cool. Yeah. Thank the to sing along songs. I don't think so. I don't think we're going to have any pulse hums silent. There's not going to be a reading from the book of somebody Corinthians. Always remember what we read about no of I'm fucking all in if we can get Noah story told during the wedding. I'll be excited. Noah said to his followers, that's all I went to Catholic school for five years. That's right Father Ryan would rather. Sorry Spokeo Father Ryan. Do you want to do a reading from the book the highest selling book of all time at your wedding? Yeah, Abby electric. I've got an invite. No. No, I'll do it. As someone II don't want to do it as myself the doctor felt from the book of these Corinthian. It's not as good as my book pretty good available on Amazon and dr. Phil.com which a decision for this to read. Yeah you have is that a yes or no? I'm pretty sure it's a hard. Yes. Thank you know the Corinthians were great people before we start. Let me tell you about story not the greatest people around. Had problems in their family's problems in their church or get back to it. Okay, so we're on and Sam that's not in the book. Read the fucking book if I take reading classes. Can I do it? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. You take reading classes and document them and I would like to meet your reading teacher. That is something that can absolutely wait. No, we're gonna make you do a our test in here. You gotta bring in your little thing from Top cereal boxes Box Tops. We're gonna goddamn box top. You can talk at the wedding. I went to Six Flags three times because those things that's a lie. What do you say? It's a blatant lies. I believe me cereal boxes. You would have had to happen to get to Six Flags every time. If you go during Lent without like 40 days, you just make shit. We would put together the fact that you would need four billion of the rest of the kids. A little collection agency going. All right guys in the middle of the month. I need you guys to deliver all them to me Hayes took it all this fucking pop star box top mobster is fucking the whole blackmailing people into their cereal box. That would be something you would do Jose. Yeah, you know, maybe I'll do it. I don't know. It's unbelievable fucking modern-day Al Capone lasted like that last night. I had chocolate cinnamon toast crunch. What is that? It's fucking amazing horrible. So fucking chocolate don't oh, yeah difference guys Lego box fact-check from digs of feels like each box top clip is worth 10 cents three trips three trips did a hundred hundred to two hundred was the number I had three of the locks box top chocolate. If you like cinnamon toast crunch, you should try the chocolate good. I was very head on its ear because usually chocolate when they do a chocolate version of a cereal and did they fuck it up and I was like, I'll try it because some until scrunches the best and they fuck sir sediment in the chocolate there is cinnamon and cocoa powder on cocoa powder Cinnamon Toast Crunch did it though. I figured it out the proper crunch Factor, even if it sits in the milk for a little bit Bill stays very good and I've said this I'm a crunchy cereal eater. There's some people that are soggy. So imma soggy cereal. I'm a crunchy guy gotta get it done quick never would have guessed Fox. It's good last very good. I was less milk refill don't know stok still eat it when it's hard but when it gets soggy, I don't mind and let me drink the milk after you didn't deserve that. That's all right. So do you wait a little bit or do you just eat a no? No, you just eat it. But once it gets soggy I said what kind of cereal do you like the most because it gets sucked Cinnamon Toast Crunch soggies Very good. We had himself for our health. That's awesome. A Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk might be the only milk that I truly enjoy combusted flakes milk, very good as well. Don't forget salty people eat it for us. Eat Frosted Flakes. Does anyone eat that that cereal looks like a like a pile of hay dude? You're a bell. You're fucking coming at many. You really don't you ever go anywhere. You're thinking of I did Connor don't you tell me what you just said you hate Ceaser. I do. I hate it. I hate all of its Cheerios disgusting. But yeah, I might have a couple. Yes, I'll have a cup of Cocoa Puffs. I was coming to me. Yeah, I'm with you many we fucking terrible. No, it's like eating one of those things that blow through the desert. Yeah. It was a king of summer. We do we have don't really like the king. Is there a Cheerios? I'm just gonna throw it. It out. There's a Captain Crunch and he looks down fuckin Cinnamon Toast Crunch little square guy with the eyes. He's riding a he's always riding. You've been paper clue. Yeah. No, that's work. That's the word document. But with a sermon, I don't know why he was so helpful the proximately it's by the way is My top three is an adult. Now. I've even stopped to write them. They just never looked appeal. I don't know. There's less. They're so good. I don't let myself have them but like twice a year. Well, I feel it's healthy to filter some reason every time I eat them like, I mean, they're healthier. Yeah, then like fucking Lucky Charms, you know bunch of marshmallows and shit which are delicious but I mean Frosted Flakes anyone. Yeah. Yeah. We got a couple banana though Frosted Flakes Lucky Charms actually did a combo Pretty good. It's not really a combo. So like they don't own the the tag on Frosted Flakes. Yeah, so flights, right? Yeah, so they basically just good the name and put on there good. I'm a big count chocula guy always have been really owe you some milk chocolate. I'm going Fruity Pebbles are signed by Fruity Pebbles me Cocoa Pebbles. I do love Fruity Pebbles though pretty publicist an all-time great for sure cookie crisps like a dummy. I never got into the cookie crisps not good. Me neither. I like cookies. I like chocolate chip cookie. Wanted to like it in melt and like it's so bad, but I just was yeah, I think that's a soggy thing though. Those ones you Sergeant Saugus. Yeah, here's know. It sucks. Yeah overpaying for car insurance. I just did it. 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But as a cure-all, it's a fucking biggest scam of all time. Yeah, like if you have a cold or something you bust out some suit. It's not gonna do it for you. It's not going to cure your fuck. I don't know about that. I'm sweet and sour Baby when you're sick. I had a bad week sour soup. I had a bad cold as yesterday. Okay. I Go Home Sam as soup chicken and noodles nice soup right there and chicken. She knows that I've back. We'll tell her I'm coming home. You feel sick. That's all I feel sick. Look you can even hear my voice right now. Yeah all of us. Wow. Yeah, I get home and I'm like, oh I would have never guessed the word of me soup thinks that she's like you hate soup. That's mine. So I had the chicken the entire time but it's a I thought she was potentially getting that for me to feel better and I have always been in the camp that it's all bullshit. Sounds like I'm excited to find out if this is real or not turns out Sam is also in the camp that I sick people don't need soup. I mean, yeah, it does I hate soup and she doesn't it doesn't make sense. I guess if you have a sore throat, it's easier to eat. What's not going to fucking cure it agree. That's my last letter. I will say though when you have a cold. Like to go to Luciano's I Mexican place and get their chicken tortilla soup. I actually yeah I chop up a bunch of raw jalapenos put in there and a bunch of hot sauce. Just a freaking like, yeah, I like to think about what for you I know it's not credible run. That's what does it one episode. Yeah. Well, he had a recurring bouts of a game a - yeah. That's the one thing but the one episode Yeah, I took off he - not now on social media. It would have been quite a run with the memes. Hmm. Let's go ahead Minesweeper that gamer frankly. That's what bro you just click one in like 15 with disappearance. Like well, obviously, there's a fucking mind right there. Like you are not finished yet do the math to figure it out is the original sodoku. Yeah. Well, there's math involved. You never won. I never wanted never ever play cuz I don't understood die. Just click here. First click that was harder to do by the way, then then people get every time firmly first. Click to hit him - yeah pretty tough to do. Yeah except for tight on that. Also, not at all. Why did you just lie still but then once coming up I'll show you have anything happening. Yeah, I'm going to give up mom jokes specifically Norms. You also said you could do that for New Year's is this real this time or it's real is some I've been running pretty hard lately. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stop bloody son. That was that must be hard to do. It's incredibly hard. So one car did someone say you went deep deep in your you really weight body the hot and you're really being good tomato to this. I'll just dive in headfirst in there. Let's have some respect that's incredible that you're doing that and you know, I have a new respect for this man after standing with them. We stand together here together Nicholas We Stand Together you to do seem to have a connection. Yeah. Yeah. There's a connector that's one. So let's say we both been in the same areas for sure. Yes. Touching each other now plan on the shoulders. It's a nice soft touch their final touches some props to these guys who had McComas Bailey McComas. Oh, oh as well as mr. Campbell rifling through those tables that were delivered the other night together. Could I still have remnants on my desk here of and you guys just did that like I got see though. Oh, yeah, you know I bet I apologize. For the listeners who don't know we had desk delivered. Yeah, it was great and I never cool little roller desks. Yeah, you can roll them around their mobile. I had an icky. Mm. Oh, yeah. Yeah that right there gorm's remember my name is that those that stars, you know production which means one thing and one thing alone. They look good. They're gonna do great. Oh, yeah, but at some point there's going to be a gigantic fucking disaster. It's month warranty. I always tell you We'll see Bob. What are you know, I see how production your tables about a fall apart. Yes. Yeah. I single-handedly did that one myself as well. Yeah six months. So it lasted more than six months. Actually. I think Zito is incredible at putting things together never read the book. I can't read it. You just have one of those brains. Yeah. Oh, I just remember Lee good. Look at pictures Asperger's. Oh, yeah. It'll put together. This table that I have in the studio. It is a crank adjuster. It'll go higher and lower with a fucking great. This is some real like you got to really connect some dots for this award. It wasn't like the Amish. I mean, when's the last time you saw a crank on it thing? I'll tell me about how to build a crate myself. I would pay so much money for him to like go through a battery of tests like on his brain and do not pass every one of them. I just I don't I don't know if that's we wipe out. It's not a saint like I want to see what you have with the brain. No what you have he just said why batteries so when he said a battery of tests. Oh, yeah. Well, I thought was just one little topic. Are you giving up anything going? I am I'm giving up drinking and drugging for the next 40 days. I mean, I started it actually started at March 17th. 1999 and it's been a good run. Yeah. What fuck what fuck it up. I wish I was. I was there that day that you decided no more March 16th. Yeah 1999's at st. Patty's Day card you wake up the next day gorgeous. The you had to stop jail Behind Bars. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. Quite a run there though, huh? Gudrun. Yeah good run. I think that's a very well-liked or welcomed but something's different. Yeah, you're coming up on 20 years Milestone. So they say what is that? That's a coin. That's a big chip. Oh, yeah. No, it's just it's a backslap. That's all it is. No, no, maybe Kate maybe cake in there for maybe we'll get you cake. But mainly on the road that's not anytime soon. I will get you around today first, you know, you never know. Oh jeez Veer off to the sides. He asked me one. Last time I used was you sound exactly do you ever you ever get it? Like a really bad like crazy like goddamn. I want a drink no. No, never never really that's awesome. No, no, I see you've got it licked. No. No, I do today. I just make a pact with myself everyday. Don't get fucked up today. I'm drinking and drugging. All right, that's all you got to do get through the day for me. Yeah, that's just for me. I don't know about tomorrow. I could be have a conversation with yourself in the mirror before he could be at Margaritaville Man in the Mirror one day at a time. Not good. Here's a game. You can't win credit card debt until today's include a little break down and show you how you're only paying the minimum payment and that means you'll be paying on it for like decades. That's right decades Nick. Oh, yeah. I know. Don't tell me about it. Okay with Lending Club, you can consolidate your debt. Does somebody can pay off credit cards with one fixed monthly payment. I don't make a bunch of different payments to different people and they take 10 payments attend every company's Michael just Make one to one that's not good. I'm looking solid a since 2007 Lending Club has helped millions of people regain control of their finances with affordable fixed rates personal loans fixed rates Gorman. It means we're not going anywhere none of that variable shit. No variables here. No trips to a bank either no high interest credit cards. Just go to Lending Club.com. Tell him about yourself and how much you want to borrow pick the terms that are right for you. 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Once once the docks drop, you know, the people listened at this gotta be some kind of movement. Somebody's going to start it pat dry. It's going to be it's going to be a waiting to happen. Hmm. It would have already happened. Probably it would have happened today. Mmm. No good look on the internet. See there's a mute Michael anywhere else. I am I'm looking at your search to find it. Maybe I'll start it right now. Let's say we're pretty good at movements. Yeah, I'll start a petition started online petition now yummy Michael Jackson. Yeah. There's a few there's 260. That's not gonna do much. Yeah, moving needle. Sorry. The first one says you'll never beat Michael Jackson still alive. People do facts. Don't lie, huh? It seems there's a lot of misinformation being spread around. It's like zeros in charge of something over there conflicting stories left and right. Hey take it easy. That's not true. I don't know zi, even if you had to give something up for landlady and give ya next 40 days. I'll probably just give up being a fuck-boy. Just like my New Year's resolution. Yeah, there you go far be so hard on yourself. Yep. Nothing. You've given up in here. Come on such a fucking thing to say. I don't know. What the fuck that means give up being a fuck boy. Yeah fuck does that mean Evan whenever you guys called me new foxy. That's when I was like Wow fuckboys back and then this is on you guys four days do away with new find they won't Jerk it for the next 40 days. Yes, that's a bold strategy would hate me. It'll be coming out of your ears. Yeah, you can have that specially hungover. Yeah. Yeah. I see you have a lady and you still Jerk it a lot. So he's saying - uh, I mean, yeah, if I'm if I want a jerk my meat, I'm gonna Jerk It's about as simple as that if I feel like doing it, I will yeah, I mean tell him what? Yeah exactly. He just oh, yeah, he has the disease. He's sick. I mean seriously, he's sick guy. He just Louis CK same thing. It's a disease. That's that's the way to get out of any responsibility. But it's sad it's a disgusting think I just need to beat his dick in front of people. I was in front of people. So 77 year old lady not 7 that is quite odd quite odd. What about what are you just sitting in the parking lot just gonna toss the market. It is just fucking piece of shit. That's delicious chicken delicious. That was the chicken. That was that I got last night the rotisserie. Those are still alive. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah and they're on. Oh, yeah, they're on a food delivery system. Nice who would have fucking known third all-time high right the KFC put those things out of business years ago. KFC can't touch Boston Market. What other to complete I would drink at the KFC? Not the Boston Market though. I am sure I agree same gravy big. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Baby. Boss Marcus be a buffet Thanksgiving there when you walked in on it was it was so good very hey those I wanted Monroeville. Yeah, right next to KFC always want the Boston were out of business. It went our businesses. Did you assume they all went out of business? Yeah. Okay A Long John Silver's left town the shutter restore. Who's gonna Long John Silver's though, not me. It's never been that's why I thought one would see ya. It's delicious. I've never had Long John Silver's you think they do you think they make enough money and in these next 40 days. Oh my God. Yeah because they every Long John Silver's has a fucking A&W right next to it. Oh, yeah, you're getting all that hot dog money and rip your tell you what I do love about Len fish fries fucking delish. They Crush Friday. Very good. That's what one thing. The church does right is a good fish fry. That's a good hustle that the fishermen did with. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know the level of salt in Long John Silver's fish batter. It's impressive. It's like crack the walk out this leftover bread of the bottom at the end. Well, Miami Subs that play store. Oh my God, I miss up. So you guys miss that what you missed out on an absolute gem. It had to be a drug front for somebody and then whenever they got busted all went down it was the best song. It was a drive-through the brass food place, but it was it was like you could get different you could get things. That weren't fast food. Like I you get a gyro you get chicken wing hero. Okay Italian. Sub, they're the best fries 31 of them left mostly in Florida while we search for our weights their location in Hawaii, Indiana, Oh and South Carolina, Indiana. I must say I'm gonna guess right now Fort Wayne us a bell Praises for sure. John Carter drop don't know what either you're going to name a sub shop and have a cover-up. Drugs. What do you name? It it Miami Subs. I can't even think anything goes in the front. I've never even heard of this place. It's okay that she's four. Fries too and the fries were like the origin ones that had specific original queso almost they shut up animate are they shut down and make no sense to chicken tenders, you know, when he's replaced allowed never I will never forgive that Wendy's ever met. Neither. I mean I ate there but I think I ordered 491 Fort Wayne for way, I guess I but I have weird shit if that Diner we found in Fort Wayne. Oh delicious God it was classic. So Miami Subs in Fort Wayne, that's good. I'm gonna go they're just like that. So, you know what? I haven't had since becoming an adult. I don't know if there's any other restaurant trade instead of disappeared Heaven 20 years that we love big boys big boys low-rank boy was does were still around I so want to go to work and still I always wanted to steal that motherfucker outside. Yeah, big old boy. Yeah that I think we need a field trip speaking of delhi's I mean speaking of diners. Yeah to a deli, huh? Yeah sure them all. No. No, I'm talking about Shapiro's. Yeah. It's in the mall. All that is animal and it's at the airport, but I'm saying there's one like a mile from the studio. Another my little right here. Incredible. What are you doing you go there you have to nap. I got a permission slip. I mean, it's incredible. What you do you just you order a sandwich. Yeah, you get in line. They got you'd grab this. It's like balloons on you tell yourself, but it's all fresh and got soup. What the hell deliver the best soap. That is all what exhume your matzo ball soup. They got wait wait may have wedding wedding soup May. I'm thinking a couple I'm telling you field trip. She literally, it's incredible. I'm Rudy some Oops needs to be ready. Something's being a field trip list if we're taking a field where is Ted's our beer is our employer. Yeah. It's the best thing which is on Earth Subs best on Earth. I'll stand by it. I will stand by it is the best Subs on Earth. Is that what's the bread like, it's all right, Sesame, you know what I will say this. The current route is is in second place for the best sub on Earth to the old roof. He's have a chance the rest supplier, but it's still good. It's like it's gonna get anywhere near carried away that it isn't delicious. It's just I don't know what happened to the old bread. I wish you would find it again. I'm assuming there was some numbers that had to have. Yeah, but boy, it's the best on Earth. It's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I've been trying to open a franchise out here for years. I don't know how to do it Red's the most important part of us. And I said, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay good every only conscious the game. It's not only constantly comes the only constant everything. We buy Herbal everybody has spread in it. If every time fuck it up ever sandwich also. Yeah to slice. No no sub 1 slice connected in the back. That's why a hot dog isn't a sandwich. It's a sub I had a baguette this for brunch. I don't know what it is. So it's like so it's a little loaf of bread. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Because I got this what the fuck you got. We're ready to shoot. No, I have it. You're not alone in that one either but my brother worked there for like 10 years. The only thing you ever talked about was how peanut butter and jelly was like 10 bucks. I was like that place ain't for me and I really haven't been in there since you should go. Red is unbelievable. We're talking bread weird. Yeah, it's about the the bread bowls. I think also Panera bought out Todd's Comedy Club. So those sons of hey, I don't care who's holding the building a good but I didn't I've been in three times and never eaten either but you didn't know what a baguette was. I for example, I think until Claire and grab the coffee. It might have been the right. There we go to one in New York to Great interview meet spot to yeah. It looks like a good Wi-Fi everywhere. People that do that but that's a lot of pedophiles of them because the Wi-Fi is very strong. Hey can really shoot Starbucks porn being traded libraries just are dropping in the cheese. They were the first to have really strong Wi-Fi hotspots, I guess so they were high on the point. The child point was we meet up at Panera. Hey, what's the shuker you're talking about? I don't know what that was either, but I read it's like there's just like shredded pork sausage and it's in almost like a mirror. They're type song give it a good grades. But also triple she's last week. Yeah, and then they you they put little while what they call the eggs that don't drop in the hot water and drive know the house was so wide boiler now definitely not that one coached Poached Eggs. So they put like three posts takes over the top of it. She's you can just mix it all together and you take that baguette. You just fell apart your bread. He dipping up and down Shuka. It's incredible that I mean you definitely because it's like a big table bread baguettes are big table. Yep. Yeah, once he brought it out. I'm like, all right, see that a lot. Yeah basic ass breath. Can you imagine that customer passing child pornography to the person behind the counter though, imagine that airdrop conversation while they're buying buying a little want you to go back there. Yeah. We're already past the child put on man. I wonder I thought you just ruined my bag at oh, I have a fire actually do have a little French bread trivia here for you, you know and Remember the Titans what is pain what right on? Remember your what is pain French bread the way you spell bread in French is p AI n that's why it's what is pain French bread. I can't be right. I don't even I don't know about that. It's lapan. I swear to God, you know, it's all Bon Pain. Yes. Yes. I will Paul. Yeah. Well, huh. I'm home. You definitely pulled a scene out of a movie. I do remember it all when I was in France. They put hot dogs in the back gets and they served him on the streets. It was my favorite meal. I eat it every single day. Because all the other French food was just gonna have a problem. Yo, yo, we had to say by French toast to huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah all that stuff. I'm sure that everyone's friends. I think with the hot dogs in the bag gets here big bad guy. We're talking like, oh, yeah fresh tell you serious. No preservatives poked in the side of it. Do you know you're a hole cut in the middle? You've been to Europe. He's a billionaire. Talking about how to travel - I feel about you. They fucking love me. He goes you though. They're all these that it has to them. They're nice to you he go. Where'd you go? Now? You're up. I've Been to Spain. I've been to Portugal and Italy on a ship. Yeah. Okay that makes there. It is. Really nice. So let's radian and honor you shot a movie in Europe, right? Just one more shot multiple three. Gorm's is looking in the direction of Zito Zito. Can't see that because Bulgaria Bulgaria. Did you have much time to hang out of business two times six weeks there so month and a half and then the third time was two weeks. So yeah, it was good. You got to hang out. Imperial and stuff no because I had given it up past 2003. I begin by giving his focused on his career. That's why he was in Bulgaria. I'll see you still acted post you getting a bottle drugs and alcohol. Did you have to change the way you acted? Ya self know I actually was on time and knew my life. I want to be around people invited me back could never do it. Really? You're that scared of needles. You did win a kid. I pass out every time I give blood and I tell them hey, look, I'm in a Zonk out. I need you put a towel up a towel up so I can see it so I can't see it so cover my arm. I'm going to look the other way and don't tell me when you're poking it and by the way wake me up gently you get the cold sweats and white and I love looking at people that are Get ready to give blood and right before they pass out. Don't just watch one after another all yeah, well total after I think they take too much blood. It's never bother me. I don't break eye contact until they put it in whatever night. I had an IV in there once and when they were taking the tape off the IV got stuck to the tape it turn sideways. And so it hurt real bad ever since then I've had what kid off the track. She left tracks. I don't love it either. We always had to give it give like four different blue and then they would unplug it and plug in another bottle and then unplug another one and every time they went back in. You just feel your body dumping its oil. It's not are you donating or like for testing this is for physical places donate at work all the time because they give upto together all but they also also like if you can't donate if you've Tatooine like the last year so I'd always just try to space up my tattoos like once a year so I couldn't donate blood. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, pretty pretty genius course about to pass out. How about that weather outside? We should bring in the blood van and just have to stop by the office. We're gonna yeah, raise your sleeve router. Just leave Save a Life, please. Can we film you doing it? No, it's a word. Well, I know I mean, yeah, I mean I don't care but I you talk about juice and cookies. I'm like, I'm not walking over across the room to get them bring him to me because you could be slap. In my face. So shove the orange juice in my going. That's the worst. And once you people pasta is the funniest thing of all because you have no control really really you can't help it look stupid because you can't control your price sleep tonight, but I'm just like, oh my God, I'm going under the knife. You know, it's like a tiny little know I know but it's still a knife a knife. Misdirected a needle one time no good. Tell me about what made me feel like I'm like it couldn't do what like it was going towards me and then it just bent and I was like, yeah, you're fucking right they were like, they threw it away before I was a kind of take that home like kind of fucking needle in my arm. Like that's a big deal. It was it was a friend of ours wife who was a friend of ours wife. He has a meat market. His wife was a nurse. Who came in for the Colts for physicals? It was a flu shot and I didn't know her at the time but I was like go ahead I think my mom's house is all bullshit by the way, but I'll do it walking backward flu shot thing. Yeah, and the needle just she goes to do it and the needle just turns like it just hits my skin and it doesn't go in yet more is why does that bother you it seems so in this case? I'm a fucking manner. All I see is ironware needle going into this by cell. It's got to sharpen it you gotta scratch at all. Yes Rogers know it was a red mark though cross. Aside and then she was like, oh my god. I've never seen him before called the doctor over told the doctor. I was again your goddamn. That's what you want to hear when this one stick on the needle. Where am I going? Resina before wait, were you pleased and then she threw it away she threw away from us compute, which you take it home. Yeah. I want to take it home by Buddy Donny the Marine Corps. He's like gorgeous and he's got the sweats going and he's lip starts quivering and he's like to try. To cough up and looking away whether doing it in the thing camping disconnect it when they hit and his shot but the room bloody lights out. He was dying laughing spider is done. The IV's The Hangover. I've he's like, no, I've always wanted to know I heard there Mickey Mouse really not interested right now because it doesn't make you any less. Fucking tired rehydrates reaction to yeah, I'll fucking make a sad thing is drinking like three bottles of water. Yeah, let's fucking do that save the money so fucking scared. My buddies are firemen and they fucking you all used to do it. They say it works. Oh, yeah, baby. What's a real? I knew that had to work the next day and they would just fucking okay the firemen are getting the real ones, right? Yeah. I don't know if these are real ones these hangover people selling them online. I found out once you hit 30 don't get hangovers anymore what that's Happened to me. Did you just don't drink those don't get hangovers. You'll get hangovers anymore. It's not that bad good for you. It's good gig for 30s. I also don't drink past 10 p.m. Anymore. But either way, I think it was always you go to bed before midnight. You don't get a hangover sound. Yeah fucking genius. Yeah, absolutely urging the IV talks at me out of the room. I apologize. You almost fell out you're forgiven because I at 18 years old was in a car wreck, and I was in bad shape. I had a catheter in my Johnson like there's no here we go. I pulled the catheter out of my trunk. I'm sorry. That's what it reads me blood work leads to IV leads to me ripping a catheter out. So I apologize. Yeah, I don't want that rip it out because I was insane in the membrane. I don't know. I just think is awful. You're gross. Can we just talk Jack's Game of Thrones Game of Thrones. I'm gonna cheer. Until being dropped today. I'm decided. I'm not going to watch the trailer just because it seemed like it Regional blocks. The trailer still haven't wanted for Hill. Anyways, let me reveal something for you today. Okay me me winning director Miguel. Oh, yeah. It's a Bosch Nick. Oh, okay. This will be the longest battle sequence in film history exceeding even the 40-minute fight in The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers aside from Maria and John the Hound will be there along with Denarius. Here in our area Sansa brand and Sam. Tarly spoiler alert about John's diarrhea. Like what the hell are they doing? Goddamn it. This is why I didn't want to listen. They're all gonna be there in three fucking awesome. Well, no actually is that tomorrow? You won't know they will be there's a too long of a battle scene. No way 40 minutes that's seen in Lord Lord of the Rings Two Towers was fucking awesome. It's not too long. They've made us wait too damn years for six of these episodes. It better be an hour long. Ang actually I would just like when I watch Braveheart I'm like I just wish the whole movie with uh, yeah, that's but like how long was about all the bastard? Yeah fry like 17 17 April 24 minutes ago. How long was the single Connor? Hey 20, which was that like one take yeah as like five minutes five six minutes, which one that's good from the first season of True Detective the continue. Yeah. Well they're going through. Dude, racing edge of the scenes dude have destroyed him from Hood house that 45 minutes battle scene is I think it's what we're looking for how long it take out and like took like seven months to film it. Yeah. Wow, just that one single, huh? Thanks. Very excited. I mean that's going to be the culminating thing in the entire Series. So that's why it's you know, I'm so fucking how many they can never take our freedom are gonna come from that one scene over under Four or five I'd say right? What does it East? Is it for different games coming together forever forever Games of Thrones movie? Yeah Thrones for four or five different Thrones coming together on one phasic. Yeah, is that what it is? It's pretty much getting fucking they're Geniuses. How much money are they the marketing off of Game of Thrones? Oh my God, how much if they made? Oh, yeah. I'm really saying they're rebuilding the best 33 thousand retweets and what five minutes four minutes or something. Yeah way I see what Haley spent. Does dollars and swords I know from people like you alone rode off on your taxes is frying pan. Yeah, I did what see that? Whoa. I'd like to talk about that right now. It's like Mike. All right, so it came out. It came out five hours ago the trailer, okay 250 thousand retweets views 13.5 million juice. It's not bad pretty happy. We didn't come out with a maxi pad. Ajax the team has beaten Real Madrid Champions League is one sweater picked and choose would win Kylie Jenner's up there. Kylie fucking self made. Why don't you take your little bit, you know, you're so anti the twins. I just can't handle it. Yeah, whatever bro bro, bro bets. Yeah. What about we crushing it? I mean, can we talk a little bit about LeBron here too. Well, yeah that's going on in La he's definitely drunk. He's drunk while playing Years, I've all that watching that ball go down the court and pick it up and then shot honking. Oh fuck and I for one do for one. That was a good play. That was good play smart basketball player 2 for 1 30 seconds on the clock. Okay. Well, maybe the other night on him throwing a ball into that interview. Yeah, right over the wrong slot. All the fucking landowners Karen media the bronze got everyone right where he wants him guys. He sounds a classic bad for the game. He's lying for the game. He's a baton back. Everything is going to be about him at the end of the season right when the playoffs come they're going to sneak in that. Eight spot LeBron's in the end. I never get absolutely destroyed by Golden State. What would you like that? What would you like to bet that they don't make the pie already put $40 on it at my book e.com. They should ban them from their gonna be fun. Next year though. Are you think they're getting that probably needs possibly get off the line the oh, yeah. He's definitely watched it forever Hallelujah all those Rich Housewives, right? They all drink wine and they're like, oh this is no big deal and they're drunk literally all day everyday life. Nothing accomplished walking around that Castleton Molitor Keystone ball out there. I've seen every day. They all got a little water bottles are not water in there. I know what it is. It's your heart. So what's going on with Michael at the end? Seriously? Yeah, he got into wine drinking white wine of a red Solo cup filled to the brim Hedgehog in it than shown up again chugging that lets classy. You're drinking wine your high society. Alcoholic. I'm going to say this to go out and put this out there in it. LeBron stinks it dancing too. He needs a fucking stop dancing. He's not good at it. Not all people have dance. Wow, it's not his new Love and that's producing albums. It's true what she was terrible shits. He ruined Two Chains. I didn't hear any bangers on the thing that I like bangers. You know, I'm Different used to be my song back around a though. So the $2 bill song is basically just a ripoff of his own song which is okay with me because bronze idea LeBron's idea, but there's a lot of love making it like what a soft stuff in there man. Everyone soft. Everybody's becoming softer than me that wood has Some people going in fucking murder it you don't mean you're rough go hard and who me? Yeah tell me something go work doesn't happen. Dude. LeBron ruined the LA Lakers. He literally ruined the Pelicans. Probably he ruined wine Cavaliers fleecing Cleveland TV Pizza TV. I am eating each other a lot of hate for America. I tried like for you might be an alcoholic. I didn't hate it and what he was in Cleveland had bands loved. When he destroyed Cleveland the first time and he came back hated him against gotta run nicely. Wanted to give him a chance this time. She I respect LeBron for the fact that what he does on the court. Nobody else can do but it's like man, if you're just going to stand there and have people push you to go play defense then maybe just sit down and have someone else play like young guys lead a little bit. They all had a to deflect leadership Captain expose themself on national television shows penis. He did you want what's your Helen talking about that one? My golden years ago. Yeah, there's a picture of his dick on he basically flesh. Take it off. LeBron's got you guys. Hey, Chicago Bull fan right there talking about LeBron. That's what that is. I'll just say he did it foxy if he misses the playoff. Is that what right where he wants us? Yeah. I mean if he misses the playoffs you can tell me I'm wrong, but how so you're saying he you're saying he's going to go 14 and 4 over the next 18 games. He's gonna do something miraculous like LeBron does every year the LeBron slump happens. Everyone says, Ron's done and then look what he does. This is different Fox. He's never been this far into a season under 500 about New England of everyone says, yeah, but they were wait. We also got are still in first place Braun still here. They're looking bad. We have to admit they look they look terrible. Yeah, they look terrible. They got a tough schedule becoming losing bad and he's looking bad and he's dancing still like doesn't even seem to care. He just looks like a horse's ass like half the time now, I'm just kind of done with it. You know, I am it looks like I own the man's Jersey Shore. Yeah, so no one's more pissed off wouldn't see it when I have to tell ya dead. I did he play like shit that night too. I've had it. He's I like to think you're right. But LeBron is a dance drums. Danced. And that's machine watch guitar. Damn it. Michael Jackson again. These are drinking. Hey Celtics to I mean, yeah, you're talking about the Lakers, but from my perspective to Celtics are terrible Kyrie Irving Cherry Cola. Awesome, like because no one wanted mean Lakers and it's like hers in the Celtics diet. When what year years next year, I think next year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah next year. Like, let's hop back into the 90s and Magic the rivalries coming back was an 80s. Yeah sure was early 90s layout quite a Boston. I'm happy our last championship was against La whose Boston. Oh 2008 and then they beat us in 2009. Well the cancer itself. By the way, Patriots last Red Sox sure the Red Sox to this year. So maybe it is kind of a little baby dump everything Ty yeah, tell me something. I'm excited you brought to this room. He literally just said I have a screenshot of LeBron James death. Yeah. I was looking for that can't find any more of a bronze. No, it's it's it's been done away with Google search. If you just search on self in your head around how you just Tigers Don was it? No, I'm like fixing his junk or yeah, he was trunks down little too low and you saw like Hayden Primetime show. He was doing on the Bronx no respect for television. You don't do that it plus if you snot impressive you down there you don't do that. Correct? He's just lonely. Look at this. Look what I got. It's like another arm. I'd be remiss if I didn't Just give a little farewell to Papa John Schneider who officially you know agree to leave the board of Papa John's tonight for everyone, you know involved with Papa John's terrible. I love their Pizza. You know, it's just it's tough to see him go away like this. I mean exactly said it earlier they still have better Pizza better great exactly. So I mean II but honestly I haven't I haven't had Papa John's like sense. He did all this stuff. I don't know I had this is anyone give a fuck. No, not really. I guarantee I guarantee the pizzas dog shit now with a I mean, I don't know I would argue that it was dogshit to begin with right. I'm also on the train but it can't be better without popping their I don't mind it. He also put your names on the Midwest taste buds, 40% off all the time. We got a code. Fuck it. That's good enough since I've been I've said this numerous Time Pizza Hut is the best chain Pete. I agree. I agree. Without a doubt if you had the chilies a small pepperonis. Yeah, but I think the challenge I've never held one heard of a chilly as a junior available. Yeah, they're not as big a Domino's seizure Papa John's Pizza Hut your Donna's Hungry Howie's counter that no. No I get that Domino's as much when I would go dominoes to Dom's Domino's really I mean, I'll be honest. They're all shit. They're all fucking terrible shit fuck with people. I love Pizza Hut he taught swings to a very underrated Wing House deserves a little bit more credit. Thanks Ray. Wings yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings Best Wings on planet Earth obviously our swing house with who they got rid of the people and they brought it back as they did something to it. I don't know what it was. You're a fucking liar. Fuck yourself to know. This has been a fun episode. Thanks for listening. If you go to the store if there's new shit coming. All right, so we have something coming soon. Absolutely. Uh-huh. Keep an eye on it. Other than that. Hey good for us man on some song or something. I'm still trying to push them on an eyeful. Yeah keep the hashtag alive, David. David Johnson the running back in about us. It's real it out guys put the forr tell you McAfee for fo are probably on the phone and I'm pretty sure Favre tweeted it out with stuff or also because I missed it earlier bro. That's everyday noon giving out our best pics. Oh, yeah. Try my best. I know I did. I don't know. What the fuck am I had a brain fart. Everyone here is fucking sick. Yeah evidently and we all deserve the same cuz he little and I'm in Louisville see me, not Metallica the show. It'll be a good show. You should go. Whenever you want a ride. I know what your boy like skinny tie in a cuff type. He gonna make breakfast you walk around naked. I might just text you turn your phone over when it's all over no settling down my text go to your screen, you know better than that I come around with you. Coming home to me. I need to be alone like the way you let me start calling the girl that I want. cause I know that you hurt me, but you don't want the same thing. Well Two Can Play That Game so I'm chilling with my girlfriend, but she's not my real girlfriend. She got a key to my place, but she's not my real girlfriend stupid. So dummy say the wrong thing and wrong girl. Too late morning first day because he went dry it out a new condom with off in a threesome good problems, right? She gonna play a game with the Super Smash Brothers my heartbeat. Whenever you are around can't speak I can't speak. About to make is that you say you hate your face it Genki show related races. I give you money that you weren't even you may know. She ain't a killer but your fucking head up. I know he wonder when was the fuck you hiding and we dated like rats about Bin Laden. I don't fuck this but not really you say the nastiest shit Ben. It's fucking awesome.
On today's show, the guys do a deep dive into the HBO Michael Jackson documentary, Leaving Neverland, and the aftershow with Oprah and try to decide whether or not Michael Jackson's legacy will officially be deleted or if his whole catalog of music will be deleted. They also discuss whether or not Oprah being brought into the equation will be enough to completely swing the public perception of Michael Jackson. On Ash Wednesday, the guys talk about what they're planning on giving up for Lent which leads into a discussion about some of their favorite different sandwich spots, they try to pin down what the undisputed king of all cereals is and argue what the best national pizza chain is. They also dive into how much Game of Thrones moves the needle as they give their reactions to some plot news that was released yesterday as well as the first complete trailer for the final season. They also chat about Kylie Jenner becoming a "self-made" billionaire, how Kris Jenner still has a lot of juice on her fastball, and wonder whether or not LeBron might be playing drunk on the court as they try to figure what the hell is wrong with the Lakers. It's a fun one, come and have a good time with us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @HeyGorman, @VivalaZito, and @evanfoxy and closes with a banger from Childish Gambino. 