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We got a lot of comments a lot of different opinions. We're going to get into that. If you don't know, my name is Mike a dad and buried of the dead and buried social media Empire is Pete have an email. Do you? What is it? Can you let people know Greg at fast x dot Asia? It's a it's a new domain. You can buy is it yeah, which part the Asia Persia where the is what is fast times has to do with it's available in Asia. Okay. I'm sorry. If this is your first time here is nice. It was nice seeing you. You know, Mike you're killing. You're destroying it already. What what about what about having a little bit more pep in your voice? You know what you're really bringing me down. How about me human very welcome to the Danbury podcast. But I said no we're here at hello. I'm the fucking world of parenting. Well fine. Yes. That's what I do one line on Instagram and on Twitter and on Facebook and on my blog and now in radio form you mentioned the viewer. Yeah, my fucking block is crushing it. 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I can take you out of it copyright Bill Cosby. And then and then you say I brought you into the world of Spider-Man home. Yeah, I can fucking pull every I can pull the rug out from under you and then no more Spidey for you. And then they immediately have a tantrum. You're like, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I saw that sir. So sorry didn't mean to anyway look tonight. We're getting into girls and boys in the differences. I have a brother who is out to have his second girl. So yeah two girls and I have two boys and they're putting them in on the fucking ring pretty soon. Once their youngest once his youngest daughter turns five. It's fucking fight club City between are for kids. Well, your kid will be 14 of the time and I'm sure he'll win handily. Well, you know what you never know because girls are their problems by stealing their Wiley Wiley you had absolutely much smarter than the boys are at we're gonna get it. We're going to get into some real scientific. 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How about the old for this shit? How about that? Exactly? I think I'm older than he is then he is in those. Is right now do you think that's really a thing because all that I've been thinking but I think that's true. No, but I do think 43-year old men used to look they looked back then I 60 year old man look man. I bet you that. You know Tom Cruise is older than Wilford Brimley was in The Firm in The Firm. Yeah. No because they're in the movie together. No in Alien. Well for brilliant will not 70 when he was born could guess Wilford Brimley look 70 when he was born beautiful. Let's imagine he was saying that when he was 14. Hey, watch out for the and Ralph Macchio right now is older than Pat Morita was as mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid films. You know, what the fuck is going on, you know that my son. My nine-year-old is older and older than Yoda isn't isn't talking like almost 60. Yeah. Holy shit. He looks good. He looks like a piece of plastic whatever he's doing. I want all of them. 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If you haven't done so already be sure to download the Spotify app search for dead and buried on Spotify or browse podcast in the your library tab. Also, make sure to follow me and Pete so you never miss an episode of the dead and buried show. So I have two boys. No girls. It is disgusting and affront to God believable. So I don't know you have two girls in a boy pick did shoes and did you have one did you but also did you did you did you choose to keep going to get a boy? We always going to have three did I have to the gender distribution have anything to do with having a third child? I'm not I came from three. I was my older brother myself and then my younger sister hmm, which by the way, it's very highly improbable that that Wapner boy boy girl. Yeah. So if you have two of the same gender odds are like be the same thing. Yeah to 90% you're gonna have the same. So the same thing happened in your in your family though. Just reverse my Other had three girls. Mmm. I had two girls and a boy. Hmm. So what that makes me in my family in my and of course is a wonder I think is the term you didn't answer my question. You know what I'm on a riff terrible. Let me let me finish. Did you have the third kid because you wanted a boy you just did you keep going because you wanted a boy. You're not listening. I did it because I wanted to spite my brother. Oh, okay. Okay, but you didn't know it was going to be a boy. No. But there was the hope for the so there you go. So yes just say fucking yes next time through the needle right as opposed to say say yes. Yeah. It was out of spite. That's why I did it. No. No, we had no idea. We were going to have a we're going to her happy three regardless, we're gonna have three you fucking crazy. I know I don't have three. You know, why because it's fucking tight unit. That's why yours is yeah. I dispatched my kids like Cloverfield enough a coming down the street over field. Yeah. Let's just throw a little baby. Okay, you know fucking clover. Field reference. Yeah, well, they're not sorry does a lot of fucking Cloverfield fans listen to this right now anyway, but feel so I wanted a girl, okay. Not for any like hardcore reason. I don't know. I just thought having a girl would be nice. We had like a name picked out. Did you have but you're both did you find your first of all, did you find out? Yeah, we found out for the first one. Yeah, so my wife had an older sister who passed away and tired of here. Yes. Thank you. And then we were gonna have our kid. I don't remember the exact timing, but she was kind of especially hopefully it would be a girl just says the circle of life kind of thing right like her sister left and maybe a girl would come right and that didn't quite work out, but I wanted a girl. That's something you can hold may be over your son. Yeah. Yeah, I've said that to him here now will we wanted a variety of reasons good. We had a girl name picked out like almost right when we met like we chose a name and we 1/4 kind of like they met that without we were like choosing kids. But when we start to talk about like what names we like? Okay, we both agreed on one or like that's going to be it and that never happened or did you do both boy we could agree on books. We didn't agree on our first son either also like the till the end. So the girl knew that Girl, yeah, and I just kind of like a lot of people think want one of each or would like some kind of even just a yeah, but like you said like we have found out sense that a lot of what you get is predetermined by the dad's side. Yeah. It's so if there's all boys in your family, I'm from a family of three brothers three sons, and then that makes the odds that I'm going to have boys higher except my brother who come from that same family. Having his second girl in a month or so. What's up - brother one of the reasons I wanted to world. The second time is because my first kid was a mama's boy. Let's just worshipped his mom and I was like, I want someone to like me like that and like there's Daddy's Girls. I kind of wanted that I want a little bit of this special treatment didn't happen another mama's boy. So I'm shit out of luck and I both got. Yeah, but at least I got the nieces. Coming or when these yeah, so maybe we'll have a cool Uncle Mike. Cool, Uncle Mikey's gonna be super sweet podcast just do this. It's just not about to listen to it. Sorry I mentioned it. But yeah, I'm not like unhappy that I have sons and you know, there's lots of stuff. I'd like to pass down to my son's it wouldn't necessarily be things. I wouldn't pass down to my daughters. Yeah, you know, but so you it's interesting because you're saying that you would have preferred to have a daughter. I wanted one of each two sons and I really wanted to have a girl when you found out we both wanted when you have a girl that you had a son the first time. Yeah, we like okay or we like yes, I was I was I mean, I was like, yes, I'm having a kid right but I wasn't like it didn't matter to you. Now. It didn't really matter. I wasn't like fuck like I see the ultrasound like fuck. I gotta know. There's a lot of dads really want a son that they can do teach the fucking drive monster trucks or something. Either I just off those kinds of dads. But who am I gonna fucking hand my dungarees down to first of all nobody hopefully because your lineage should stop at the word dungarees and the minute you say the stepping into carefully because rather watch again and just while missiles water we're gonna get into one of those slacks get the fuck does it there's a trousers. There's a that there's nothing wrong with that. There's one particular thing that comes up a lot that I'm going to talk about a little bit later after we get into some of the the comments about Who's harder? Well, let me just say that I think something that I've never really agreed with. All right, I can't wait to see it. I just literally keys wait for Sid. I would like it's-- the Kinder perfect discount code tight coming up later 20 off dad's. Yeah. So that's all company off Daddy. I'm Kinder. Perfect 20 off dad's an Amazon come December 1st. We none of us can wait not confusing at all. That's awesome. But I but there is something about the mom wanting the daughter and the dad wanting the sun vice versa. Binding and you think you're gonna put also hand me downs. Yeah and turns me down the dad wanting the daughter and the mom wanting the sun. I don't think there is it's it's interesting. How what happens is we, you know, these kids come around and before you know, it you've already have this, you know, like a connection with them. Yeah regardless of their gender. Yeah, you kind of are yours or you have stuff that you're bringing to the table before they're even around Right obviously don't know what that last part meant but no but like the point is is like I would prefer to have a daughter and I have a son and as you know, and so now I have to now you have to like readjust have it if the pivot if the pivot just like on in sin a Silicon Valley, you know, watch it those Tech. I'm just saying Tech we're talking tech people you talking to the show or just silicon Silicon Valley the place right? Because it's intense and you got a pivotal a fucking pivot. Sometimes I was talking about want a daughter and get us Sun moving a couch in his friends the more people can relate to that stupid reference that is actually pretty good reference but the point is is that you kind of you're bringing whether you I think that whether you believe believe it or not, you're bringing somebody Walking on Air. I know you're bringing your own you're bringing something to the table right? Like when you're with your unborn child, obviously you're bringing stuff to the table the sun terms of anything what you talking about tent in terms of I would prefer you to be a different sex. You're forcing the gender role that you wished for a kind of child regardless of what gender they that's correct. Okay. Yeah see you bringing baggage to the table and you were giving it to this child because of the baggage is way better word than intent fucking son with episode is over fucking hate this place. All right. So look why ask people what was harder. I also asked people who was dirtier got a lot of responses on both counts you talking the podcast. So where were you I was talking literal dirt pervert. Right, so, okay. So a lot of people said, hey both Ash Scott and that's a zero for the oh said trick question. They both suck. Yeah. I agree. Actually they can both sides Ashley. I assume tearing a Terran a Terran, uh, one Taron egerton. Terrain Terran T-ara any H1. If you want to go follow her they are both hard as shit boys are obviously dirtier though. Are they You a better perspective that I I will say that my son doesn't have the awareness out of dirt that my daughter's did. My diners are like it's just much more aware of what's going on and my son will just do things that you're like, why would you do that? Like, why would you eat? Why would you with your hand take pasta and then just put it in your mouth? Yeah, and then just have it fall everywhere get one. Roll is not concerned about the dirt would dirtiness in the slaps precisely. Maybe that's what it is. Well, somebody said and I don't know that everything I wrote this one down, but somebody said boys are dirtier. They just they just don't care like the threshold for just like this in my house right now like the threshold for a mess for my wife is a hell of a lot lower. Right? She'll she sees clutter and she thinks the place is a fucking Cesspool, right? Whereas I'll let it go longer because clutter to me is not anywhere near as big a deal. It's not like filth. No honestly because those Underpants and New York Times our threshold. I do the crossword it's trying but the boys yeah that I think that some of it is. Some of that is age as Toddlers and shit don't give a shit. But boys also at a certain point it doesn't register as much like as much of a thing for some kids. Although my kids are fairly dainty, but I don't but also I'm it's hard to tell for me because my son will do a pretty good job of cleaning up after himself. Wow. Look at you. Well, yeah because amazing. Well, my kids don't clean up. After anything, we yell a lot. So so do I pz so half an acre says she has both girls are full of SASS and boys are full of energy both are hard now. That's true. So this is an interesting point. My boys have plenty of sass. My oldest daughter eldest daughter is has an incredible amount of energy. Okay, like already shitting on half an acre. So Theory big time because half an acre because fucking came is wrong just showed up. Shut up to a gunfight news with a knife, you know saying yes shot so I got you got got so my eldest daughter has a lot of energy and people were like, oh get ready to have a boy. You'll never you don't understand how much and I'm like dude. Have you seen my own sort of like well, they just dance and run it a spin and pirouettes and yeah because out of all the time exactly and so I'm glad I never have to dance parties. That's one thing that's having girls. Oh, thank God what's different about it though is it's more Today's so my son won't exactly like take up a hammer and start hammering a table which I've seen before for boys, but he get he's so his body's so yeah any of the time whereas my daughter just more intense, right? Everything just is instead of like a level 4 which like oh, why don't we just do this? It's like oh what's level 13 so sweet Alyssa 78-77 who's Melissa Lombardi who comments and all our YouTube's says both are hard and come with their own challenges. My daughter is so She was my sweet little girl then turned 11. That's such an attitude. Here we go, Meanwhile, my son collect sticks and rocks and loves getting dirty. Anything can be made into a weapon. My nine-year-old makes everything he everything he sees into some kind of weapon. Yeah, it's weird. But also you're super into the prison system. I am I everything can be a shank or a sheared when I went to his house rush just sharpener. I went there and I was like, why why are we dealing with bars why I keep getting stabbed in the ribs, em, Caitlyn. Forces girls are definitely more expensive. I believe that the clothes and American Girl dolls, the your kids like that shit. Yes, so my kid likes video games and stuff that's expensive but not the girls can't like video games. I just don't have girls get off me Jesus. They do like video games, by the way, and my Barbie's dream house virtual world. I'm just down just make that's called The Stereotype and I was playing into it Super Bowls right Nate, but I think we can all agree that Mario Kart is the world's Mario Kart. Mario Kart, whatever you want to call it. What are you just shit on you can say either you're allowed but I think it's actually get em Caitlyn but also more dramatic right after Sweet Melissa says that her daughter is so dramatic. Guess what? Yeah kids are people too. Yeah, and people can be real bitches are Boston Bond forces. My daughter is more emotional boys are pretty straightforward. Both are equally annoying. That's true and that 26 is I have both they're all Savages quarto be for says girls have huge emotions boys. Are dirtier no kid is easy. So I think the point is is that the all children suck shit and don't do it. Yep, and the kids the boys just have this there's like an 1/8 energy that comes out of them whereas the girls will really think about and rationalize what will be well Italy like, you know dinner time and it's I'm negotiating like desserts but like amortized over four nights if nobody can if she can have a full dessert like five cookies tonight, but then four nights Down the road. She won't have cookies. And I'm just like I don't even know what you're talking about right now. You said amortized? Yeah, because that's what you say that yeah. That's right. That's what she said. She's fucking say-so down to you that she's a corporate m&a lawyer raising corporate entity 7. I forgot my God and I don't even I don't see any chance Sean CH M. I don't think it's pronounced Shanti, but I think it's entertaining to say that Champs champs as they both suck and are awesome the child Paradigm. I don't know if she meant to say the child. A dime or the child Paradox. I think they both were raising llama corn says the only difference is a penis and a vagina. Otherwise, they are both Moody emotional imaginative assholes mother Runner 18 says they are both hard as hell just different challenges. And the dad is the hardest one of all now that is some bullshit ouch. Whoa, the dad is hardest one of all, you know, what mother let your husband live his life. You know what he's not one of your kids Jesus. Yes. He's crying because he's got a cold, but he's serious. Just want to blow his nose. He's scared. Tina girl says one of each. They're equally hard in their own way. Ali and family says girls are drama boys are dirtier and funnier will obviously boys are funny or women aren't funny. I mean, that's a that's an obviously it is the fact for a reason because facts are facts. Can I just say first of all, my nine-year-old it is my daughter is the funniest person I've ever met. She what about me? Yeah, so I do want to thank my son. Can I just finish now if you I fucking wouldn't interrupt me. My son thinks he's funny, but he isn't and it's really starting to irritate everybody. I keep telling my son. He needs better jokes because they're fucking trash. You chokes. I say that's so hooks a trash but here's the best so my nine-year-old be like dude, you just you think you're funny or not funny like just constantly just shredding him and I'm like, honestly you should listen. And so then we have dinner as a family and he like then I just watch the nine-year-old now she's got chops and then on your humor is trash and then I bird dog him during dinner. You should be out there bird-dogging chicks One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Tight tight reference so I do want to say and I meant to say this at the top that obviously we're talking about our own experience and all these people who are writing it with a comma to talk about their own experiences. Nobody is really trying to you know, make blanket judgments on one gender being one way and the other gender being the other way, right? We all know these kids are all individuals, but we're done trials are dirtier and funnier than boys and some boys have are more dramatic and less energetic than some girls and all this shit. Okay, so, A disclaimer alert, you know, we're not some Neanderthal is where woke his fuck. We do have to do this. There are people out there who come down. I wrote a thing years ago about how I might so my fucking woke you I said virtue signaling. My son has very good friends. We have very good friends who have twin girls and over the years. We've hung out a lot together the exact same age as my son and will like go to their house and my son will fucking run rampant and be a lunatic and the twin girls will be like doing their own Fang and like drawing or doing whatever arts and crafts and shit. They do a lot of the same stuff now, but for a little while there was a stark difference that I could notice and I wrote a blog post about it like how you know, this might be kind of nice to have this or that or whatever the girl seemed to calm her and can play by themselves better and literally knowing what would happen throughout the thing. I was like, I know this doesn't go for every girl or every boy and do this all over the place and I still one or two people are coming at me like I'm so disappointed. In this page is there's a stereotypes. I'm like dude. I'm like, I'm not trying to fucking first of all stereotypes do have some basis in reality for sometimes. That's why they become stereotypes. But yeah, I was saying a hundred times. I understand not every kid is like this. This is the experience I've had with these girls and my son and what I've seen get off my junk. Oh my God, right? Well, first of all, I'm so glad you got that off your chest. Thank you. So I did so a lot of people did write in and say so and supple said I have two boys and two girls in my experience. It just depends on on the child and not the gender. I agree with you Mellie 1980 says my first girl easiest can be second daughter is so wild, right? So two kids were both girls and they themselves are very different from each other. We're tipping on a different guy. So I don't fucking talk about this so bad. Don't talk about it so bad same family different kids. I'm different attitudes different different personalities. Not as it might be very different. But did you think you were gonna have three kids who are exactly the same personalities? No, Thinks that I wanted it, but one of my sighting here's what having kids is not knowing what you're going to be like I fucking put extra fluoride in the water. Well, I have they turned into gay frogs yet. Not yet and I'm tired of having sex with these super straight frocks. Give me wow, the I extrapolate that out and it's going to even darker places. Yeah. I mean don't extract so plugs bug ciskei says, I don't think it's the gender. I think it's the personality and my son is waylaid back and has never talked back my daughter. I was an asshole from birth. Yeah, there we go. And which one was older and which one was young girl will get so this is this is the episode topic you want to have some time. It's like what what if what if maybe it's maybe it's where if Mercury was in retrograde when they were born as Scorpios, that's maybe it was their birth order. Maybe it was their gender. That's the first smart thing you've maybe it's the fact that you listen to Mozart in the womb and your sister didn't I never listen to any of those things understand? I'm spitballing here. So underscore yellow umbrellas that all of these ones. I feel like they were like scolding me to tell me this. I have one of each and believe they're different based on being individuals not gender like look. I know I know but look at the topic right nice and yellow and brown people see think about camera versus boys. You see you have an annoying son who's a hyper jerk and you see a little girl who's in the corner drawing by yourself? There's no fucking way. You weren't occasionally like, oh man, that girl looks easier. Yeah, but also maybe there's something Wrong with that girl. Have you thought about that? How well the Imagine? That's the imaginary girl. I just made up dare you you know what she's been vaccinated and now she is ought to this good. Wow, God damn. It. Don't tell K KW / 7 Earth hashtag Flat Earth. Hashtag, Alex Jones, hashtag a frog's hashtag straight from stop saying hashtag. I want to say straight frogs. Okay. Oh God. This is a hashtag. That's the hashtag symbol. That's the Nate was doing to peace signs ironic because there's nothing peaceful about a fucking hash tag the tearing the world apart social media. Hashtag social media is toxic. Okay subscribe on happen. So now we're going to get into it. So the whole people talking about to get into it now, it's harder girls or boys. Okay. Here we go. K Donne 0 8 says boys are easier. That's all she says boys are easy is what I like. The M or see McKinney with to wise says girls are much harder and dirtier filthy creatures. It sounds like the Goblin King or something see McKinney is I mean I either am arm like a matron School Monica schoolmarm, like in the West in the 1880s and the Prairie 15. Yeah or has never never seen a girl filthy creatures. I think she's like a preacher from I know what you're saying. Yeah. Like Rosemary's baby's mom not Rosemary's baby's mom book the mother of Rosemary. You dumb shit. Okay. Rosemary's baby's mom is Rosemary. Okay, so I can't even 35 who has the worst Instagram name, which is i period underscore period can't period underscore period even period 35 and you know, does those dot peers it's like period on it appeared. So it looks like a face a face like a nonplussed face like a Can't even 35 you listen to this change your handle now, you can never tell somebody. Hey Follow Me Maybe. That's the point but it's very annoying for me to have to share one of your comments. Just I can't even 35 can't even 35 girls are way harder and dirtier. I'd rather have 10 more boys than one girl it. Wow, 10 more boy and more boys temps again has a girl so she has been apparently. Yeah. Okay, Gordon underscore tribe tenses girls are crazy emotional all the time boys are just a Active at that girl's heart that incendiary. No, I think that's a fair girls are crazy emotional all the time. Sounds like something the president might say, yeah tug, your college. No, but I will say the ratio to long hair around random things is way higher so literally nothing to do with emotions well, but at the same time I didn't have long hair and I still got my hair caught in a home in a portable. Shoe polisher. I told you that story right what when I was a kid, I don't know whatever they did you polish and I was a kid. I was like four or something might listen. I'm fucking know how to describe it. It was a handheld kind of shoe polisher or something and we're at the kitchen table and my older brother who is 10 years older than me. So he was probably like 14. Maybe I was three, so maybe he was 13. Yep. Somehow got this thing caught in my hair fucking he did. Yeah, so it wasn't you it wasn't me. So your brother self my brother your brother have any fucking sense? Okay. Is this the brother with the daughters now? This is the older brother. He's a bachelor is not a bachelor, but he doesn't have kids. So there you go. Um, but yeah, so my scalp is all fucked up think that's why nobody really remembers much about it. I asked my mom about it recently. I don't remember I was a three or four. Yeah, but I know it happened. Why do you why are you so convinced? It happened? Maybe it did. I know what happened. What do you mean maybe didn't your three? But I just know what I want to know her the fucking family. I remember nobody remember it you remember everybody else? Maybe I just don't remember how it happened to the context of it. I just know it happened. Yeah, this is episode five thousand. It's going to be all about the fucking this portable. The Earth sign is swallowed up by the so P. Go8 302 says boys are way better. They wear anything and don't require more than a haircut or a shoe polish get it the Callback to the story. I just told you know what that's good, but it's also ripping their hair out which I didn't hurt. It hurt. Not a fan sense. Memory is still there for me. I can the trauma they wear any figure has true. He never know. You'll never know. What's for breakfast says I have both people say boys will be boys. I feel people say boys will be boys. I think she's saying that it's easier to like dismiss what boys do and they get away with more but girls are harder dirty or more energetic. So a lot of people see there's already a lot of contradictions here. A lot of people are saying boys are more energetic and active and then other who are coming like not so fast pal. girls are You know what it is it what is it? It's the it's the head-butting with the boys. I just it's just Anna punching in the nuts and just why you come up to someone that like to inflict pain. Yeah physical pain. I don't know girls like to inflict. It's mental and psychological. You know, that's the girls that I've known Adam. I love you Parenthood. Have you seen the movie Parenthood I have with Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix back. When his name was Leaf. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. He said the kid has put the bucket on his head and starts right and Buckethead from Guns and Roses. I think you're thinking I've known over four slash shut up. There's a scene where the kid puts a bucket on and starts ramming his head against the wall and the kids I the dad's ago is going to be a toys will be boys, right? So Rick Moranis exactly and the and the and the other parents are horrified and no no opposite Steve Martin. I think whose son is doing that and then Rick Moranis is who's like raising his like super genius kids to like recite poetry. Its or whatever Steve Martin's kid is like as a lot of Xiety, yeah retainer and he's can't catch the ball and the Outfield but but there's there. I don't think it's Rick Moranis is kids are all super high functioning and are doing all the tests. All I remember about Rick Moranis storyline is that he's losing his wife and then he goes and sings that fucking terrible Carpenter song. Why do I suddenly at the point being is it's the Carpenters, right? Yeah. Fuck that song and fuck these fucking kids with this fucking buckets on their heads. The boys are have much more. Yeah, they're much more. They're much more physical. Let's put it that way physical physical energy. We're gonna get into it as opposed to mental energy right Missy gets into I get you just did. Mr. Gibbs into says I have a two-year-old daughter and a four-year-old son girls are so much harder all that attitude boys can be super sweet though. My daughter is also much dirtier. My son doesn't get into much but my daughter is drawn to every pile of dirt. She can find again. It's on an individual basis, right? But also the you know dirt can be like glue can be also a crafting can be all sorts of different things. Right like the yeah smooth. So so I think that's the other thing to consider here is like dirt dirt. Like are you just going into dirt or is it oh you cover your hands and nail polish or you've like colored your hands or you put marker all over your face what you know, all of that shit has to be washed off neck. Underscore 13 says one thing I found difficult with our daughter all the fucking drama. Then he said that I said that she said that if you have that with your kids, yeah, your daughter's my daughter's in middle school. So it's fucking constant. Yeah, it's real. Yeah. Well my kid. Well, we have one kid who's the same age right and not in middle school yet, but I get some of that drama. It's just hard to get my son to tell me anything about his day and stuff. Yes. I'm with Michael tell me everything about what fucking happened in the latest fucking Zelda mission, right? So annoying I say shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it. And then and when I asked him what I do want to hear something, he won't tell me I don't know why I don't know. That's weird. I shut the fucking shit. You're fucking tell me this other story Little Tremor 80 says with girls. I find there was a lot of whining and sulking maybe boys would be more easygoing know they would not be I get so much whining and sulking for my kid. I already am experiencing what girls are like, it's cool with each other. That's a worry for high school because This can be really mean even if they're meant to be friends. I already see them all being like that at age 5 maybe boys are more easygoing socially like less politics. My kid is constantly wearing his Maga hat and being like yeah Trump 2020. So that's all about this politics about that wall, which is amazing. They can't climb that thing. It's too tall. He says I'm like buddy and honestly, it's the most beautifully built while he's ever seen. My other son is like billionaires shouldn't exist. So I don't know boys seem like they get pretty pumped to I'll just say not what she meant. I can I can say he's from fucking Nottingham Forest Brooklyn. Listen, Brooklyn Middle School. There's so much fun Sherwood Forest Sheriff of Nottingham. I conflated it to Robin Hood references in I fucking blew it. You fucking blew it. But but I will I will little charmer 80 has a very good point about fucking Middle School girls are real bitches. They are bitches. Are they? Yeah. It gets real serious. It gets real fucking serious. I've heard the rumors. I've seen Mean Girls. How old are they in that they like sophomores? Yeah, they're sophomores but I mean it starts early where these well that's because of all the hormones in like the GMOs in like chicken breast and stuff. It all starts a lot of mean. I don't know what it is exactly but it got it's been real for us to I mean, it's been it's been tough. So my eldest daughter we're getting into there's a section here later about the changes with age, right? But so the real Jason Thomas the real Jason Thomas who have interacted a little bit on on Instagram. He makes a good point that we've been talking about. He says boys are assholes girls are sweet, but they'll fuck you up mentally for the rest of your life. Yep, some of this I wonder are people like projecting from like the way they've been treated by the girls. They've maybe dated all the girls. They love before Netflix. That was a Netflix movie reference. I haven't even seen it. That's the title. It's also a book don't care don't even know why I do these references sometimes. Yeah, they're not for you. They're not even for me. I just say them don't do it. Yeah, I just teenage suicide. Okay, that was another reference but I'm not even gonna say what is from which you know, what are we doing here? So so you do recognize a chilly chilly be besides Jellybean 38 and I ripped out the Staples because who uses Staples in 2019. I got Jelly Bean 30s Jelly Bean underscore 38 boys are way easier girls develop that Sassy pissy stage really early at like nine months. Yeah, she put like a smiley face emoji or an A LOL, but I don't transcribe that part it. I think yeah, I think that there are tell me again. I don't have daughter. So now your daughter is sassy and pissy all the time. So there's two so it's hard to it's hard to be accurate about this but I have two daughters but also age order plays a big factor in it, right? Like well first Teacher episode. Don't fight it. I know I don't do it, but I will That my alright. So my eldest daughter is super high strung very very capable. She's a corporate m&a lawyer in training amazing amortisation a murdered. Well sheshe amortization. Yeah. She means like I'm not getting into it. We're not getting into it my middle and my middle kid my daughter. My nine-year-old is like a cross between the dude and will o the Wisp like she's Just like you're like hey get off the couch and she's like, okay man, get off the car. Yeah, okay, but then she melts it's like all the way to China like she'll just she'll just keep going like you can't stop her from the melting. He's gotta run its course way down into the ground and my son is just the kind of a mix of like, you know, you're sweet. One moment. You're being a fucking dickhead the next moment and Jesus stop whining. He is the busy Gemini come on. So it's even worse. It's cancer in more ways than one. Yeah. No. No So speaking of boys. Yep who are Cancers are in pain Jones says boys are harder and dirtier CC this is so much of it is just the exact opposite of what everyone else was saying about girls so much harder boys are way less expensive. I do think that's fairly definitive until maybe the boys get into like sports and boy boys tend to eat more like growing teenage boys eat a shitload more and if they play hockey or lacrosse because they're part of the 1% They have a shitload of equipment. They live in like New Canaan, Connecticut. Oh my God fucking lacrosse. They're going to Duke God. Nobody likes you nobody God if you played lacrosse in high school you odds are you pretty privileged and not that good of a person no offense to everybody listening. Goddamn my God, honestly a little bit of a fan little bit little bit. Look, that's pretty true. Kay kay kay, 27 says I only have a boy in the toddler years were a challenge. He also prefers me over my husband. So I get 90% of the tasks with him. I think that's why she's saying boys are harder because hers don't leave her workers won't leave her alone. But this is my thing where I said earlier, he prefers me to my husband right? There you go. One of the reasons I wanted a daughter he's a mama's boy is because at least early going they like to let other one a little bit more. Let me quickly set the record straight none of your kids like you buddy dad with Dad. Yeah, everyone guy comes in and it's like moms have a leg up guys. It's the the biology again. No, I'll come home and they're like, oh, yeah for 15 minutes and then everything goes wild in the my my wife's like you just fucking ruined. We were having dinner. Yeah. I'm like, I know I came in fucked everything. I just came I literally just came in the door and like I know but now everyone's Wild What are you gonna do about it? And I'm like, I got it. I'm going to the bar action and go to the bar. No. No, I just take some black tar heroin date of bows days. You take some yeah, I take it take some black tar heroin and call me in the morning. No, don't call me in the morning. Fuck Dana posed a says. My son is way more emotional in every way sadness anger happiness than my daughter. He's harder. She is more chill, but I wonder if it's birth order more than gender. Well, there we go, birth or get into it. So let's not. I mean we want to get into this again. It's all just speculation man. Is that it birth Road? I think is it 4th order Ian tiffa kits from Instagram dershowitz from Instagram and someone wrote it and we printed it. He sounds like paper. So the gender shit I think is more like there are societal things that affect the way you raise kids based on their gender and the way Society treats them based on the gender the Starter thing is more like the dynamic of the family. Yeah and stuff a hundred percent. I think they probably both have some bearing on kids personality. But there's also personality there that is just who the person is when they come out and then all those things the way they impact and filter through that personality changes at all. I am I would actually test what you are. I just broke you down like a lighting it up motherfucker except for me is so impressed up for the gender part. I don't know. I actually don't know if we treated a by son played with Barbie doll. Like you know know I like I did with my point is is I think today in today's age like gender is not an issue. It's more just birth order. It's more just got in Bruges getting the attention you sure. Yeah, I'd like I think gender still doesn't it's a battlefield out there. For some reason. I'm on some mailing list from some really conservative group. And today I got I keep wanted to delete it then. I'm like, I kind of want to see what they're going on about. Usually they're mad. Thirteen Reasons Why glorifying suicide and then the telling people like boycott places and today they're talking about how they're boycotting Target and I think it's because Target they removed gender labels from their aisles and from their clothing and stuff so that like, oh, that's why whatever you want and I think they maybe have gender neutral bathrooms, which those are these people are terrified of for whatever reason. Anyway, I do think the Jenna Thing you gonna go you just walking around me. Like should I buy this shirt? Is it a kind of small sure, but when you're that little more about when you're a little kid and you if you want to if you're a little girl and you want to buy a fucking Star Wars sweater, first of all, if you're like, why is this only in the in the little boys section that's fucking stupid, right? How's your little boy? Who wants a fucking Easy Bake Oven? Why should that be in the girls toil or whatever? How about this make it easier for parents and just Can take half the Star Wars sweaters and put them in the girls section 2 that's essentially what they did. Okay, and don't take down the boys and girls sigh never care. What am I going to walk around the aisle? There's another different waiting on shirts over T. The fit problems. No fucking difference in what you can wear what you can't wear. Listen. I want to wear a size small child wear it next week, please but I do think the gender thing is a real issue and it's a Battleground in the lot of places Okay, we live in a pretty liberal woke bubble where we don't care about that stuff because we're better than pretty much everybody else. That's actually fucking great point. Maybe we should not do we high-five or what do we do now? I mean fist pump after the show Good call. Um, so Mom of twins 1714 says I have five year old twins one boy and one girl. My daughter is by far the easiest one. She has more sass what she gets for me. So I know how to handle her. My son is off the walls all the fucking time from sunup to sundown. He doesn't stop my daughter will Quietly with a toy as well as my son will destroy all of his right? That's kind of The Stereotype right the daughter maybe she's sassy, but she can play by yourself when she's quiet and is the kid is destructive and loud and off the walls and stuff. I think I'm giving my son a hard time after reading this because he's you know what he'll wake up and he'll wake up early, but he's a good sleeper and he'll come in and be like Daddy, you know, it's like six dot dot o 4 Or I'm like, all right, so go back in your room and read in the okay and then like 10 minutes later. I'll come by, you know, but you can you can talk to him and he has that kind of what are you making them Read Moby Dick Warren piece because the other one I almost said that instead honestly, he's tearing through it wearable fucking Tolstoy is a hack. It's really honestly, it's a whole thing. It's a little shit Sierra de Roxanne says, my son is ADHD. So he's on 1000% 24/7. He's definitely Into his butt farts smelling things. Yes or no, but dirt smell like things Sports Etc girls are easier mild-tempered listen better cleaner, but still fun. So my son also has ADHD. Yep. He is fucking past like the couple of months is obsessed with his but saying but poop. Yeah dancing around shaking his butt in your face kind of shit. I'm like dude like elevate your material, right? This is some bullshit. Let's go. All right, let's do some woke. Yeah, not even walk material just funny things. This isn't a Sprint or a to it offends. You need your calls your friends. Give me some fucking issue ensure a one as a little bit more cerebal. Yeah, you can kind I have standard you need some content that you want me to share some stuff. It's not going to be you shaking your butt. Okay, you gotta bring it harder than that people expect a certain level of quality from Dad and buried and then Detective Munch the bars pretty low Sergeant underscore die. Also known as Sarge says training my boy to stand and aim is a horrific task. Okay, I worry about the I just tell him I just tell him lift the seat which he never does. I haven't ever given him like a naming tutorial. Yeah. I mean look I think sarge is doing pretty good. If he's if this is the sounds like he's not a tough toughest. Well also maybe he's kind of needs to chill out a little bit because yes are just chill out, you know in the Army anymore. Yeah, your son will be straight. I mean come on viral dad's which is a funny page. You guys should check out virals as an Instagram says you don't Have to stop plant. You don't have to say stop playing with your wiener 10 times a day to a girl. So there's that. So that's a question. Do you have anything like that with girls and he liked the the fart shit. So somebody actually said my my girl ran up to me and said her sister had pulled down her pants and fight it in her face. I can't find that comment. Yeah, but she was like girls do that shit to my man. Oh, yeah, here it is. She said it was again chanko underscore Daria my daughter just ran out. To me saying her sister pull down her pants and fried it in her face. So I have both boys and girls girls can be just as rough as boys obviously boys are more but that's shit. Still happens. Your kids do their your daughter's doing it. Daughters are more psychological. Have you ever had to say to your daughter? Stop playing with your wiener? Like viral? Dad says not at all. No, but I'll even when eating a hot dog, so My daughters will have completely like boxed my son in in some sort of emotional state before he's in for last case was seven o'clock. Yeah, so he'll have my son will have promised to give my middle daughter like everything in his room all the toys because he let her or she let him watch five minutes of his show and then it stops and it mean Wait, what's happening? And she's like, oh we watch five minutes. So now you your choice you give me all your tests and then all of a sudden just a whale will go up like what I didn't know you didn't understand the terms of the deal. And yeah, she's like tough shit motherfucker, you fucking owe me and guess what? We hold up to that shit in the but it's no really you never had to say stop playing with your wiener to my girls. Yeah, but sometimes you Jennifer Winn says I've got to Daughters and a son just like you and each child has his/her own peccadilloes. The only truly gender-specific difference that I consistently see is how to put this delicately he's obsessed with his junk. I know he won't really grow out of it. But I do hope he becomes less prone to randomly dropping trou. He's five just so you know, I don't have a sixteen-year-old that they're terrorizing people with his Boyhood, although if I someday do and you guys still have a podcast. I'll be sure to keep you posted. No, thank you. I'm good at that if he have a sixteen-year-old is running around terrorizing. And we're not the fucking people. You should be calling like this is content. It is contact. Thank you Jennifer, which is one of our paid. I know of course, we love it. Thanks so much. I thought you people were talking about how it depends on age right and how things change so like kids who might be easier when they're younger. A lot of them basically said boys were a little bit easier younger and then girls get more difficult. So KSU Julie friend of the podcast says I've been told boys are harder when they're little and girls are harder when they hit teens tweens and teens. She only has two girls who are she's a tween and a teen. I believe she says my girls are definitely harder and give me more stress as they get older hormonal outbursts are the worst the thing that kind of bums me out is how elementary schools always do events for opposite sex partners father-daughter dances mother-son Royals baseball game. That's how you know, it's case you Julie. She has to make some reference to fucking Kansas City Sports. Literally, the only first and last time we'll ever talked about the Kansas City Royals on this podcast. Probably only time anyone is meant to the Kansas City Royals on any podcast outside of a Kansas City Royals podcast. Past year anyway, but I do like a lot of that comes up a lot where it's like donuts for dead or doughnuts with dads or father-daughter dances. And because she only has girls she never gets to go to like a school event because there's enough Sun so he doesn't get to do a mother/son dance father/daughter thing. I never get to do a father-daughter dance, right that only a boys you get the best of both worlds I get everything. Yeah. Yeah. It's really quite a me wonderfully obligated to do more events. Yeah more bullshit you don't want to do. Hold on see again with the double sided pages. I have lost. I don't even know where I'm at little charmer. 80 says I have two girls and I'm pretty apprehensive about the teenage years. I'm sure my five-year-old is already having hormonal rage. My husband is terrified of will probably go live in the shed. So it's tough. I'm not gonna lie. The homeowner hormonal rage is tough. So I said earlier I wanted girls and the big stereotype is oh, you know when they're teenagers you're in trouble or like better get that fucking shotgun ready when somebody comes to Date your kid God, which is the dumbest fucking that I hate that shit. I hate it first daughter. Hopefully having raised her. Well, yeah, it's up to her. Good luck. Yeah, he's got a fuckin. She's a lawyer what's scarier than a fucking shotgun that she is she knows what she's but like the idea that you're just going to be terrified of having daughters because it's one thing to be scared of like the state of the world with me too and all that shit because men are pieces of shit, but like being scared of having a daughter because of that the thing is is is when you have boys and when you have girls you are worried that the girl is going to be a victim and the boy is going to be like a criminal or like the perpetrator right when in reality they can be both. Yeah, but it's a weird way to go into it. Right? It's not about whether or not that happens isn't necessarily based on gender. It's how you raise them the tools you give them that's actually really interesting. So I think on a personal level I'm not you know, someone had said that before like, oh, I'm worried about my daughter dating and doing I'm not worried about my dog. She's gonna be a black widow type. Yeah. I'm I'm you know, like I said, I have a tremendous amount of confidence in my she's very capable right happy. I met her she is however, it's like we take the subway every a lot and and you know the New York City subway while very safe for the most part is can be there are fucking weird. Yes, there are And that's where it gets a little like that's it gets tough because she is world is a fucking Cesspool. Yeah, it is. It is harder for girls in women's where it gets really tough where because of the patriarchy I would well not even the patriarchy that are available. Just the Yeah, I guess maybe the patriarchy but also the systemic and endemic. Yeah. So for example, if it was a 13 year old boy, I probably wouldn't be as worried as their General girl, right because you're not going to get like some 25 year old weird woman is going to be crapping on a 13 year old boy and that's exactly right because all the fucking creepos out. There are the sons of like a simple you and me. My sons are going to be my future. That's that's the thing. You gave me the he can't go into it being like I got it, you know because I have a girl she's going to be prone to this but you just got to be aware of the challenges in the dangers and raise your kids. Well, hopefully but yeah, if you have sons out there you have a responsibility. Yeah, the reason to not be fucking weirdo scumbags. I go walking through anywhere my office and they'll be a girl in front of me and this is just there was a guy like a maintenance guy nearby at the subway. I was getting off at 42nd street and I'm going down like a which is funnel Aureus and I'm walking by horrible popular subway station for horrible people. There's a couple of women in front of me and they're walking by and there's like guys doing maintenance and as the group women are walking by I can I see one of the guys who maintenance staring the girl down as she walks towards him and then he walks by and then he turns around and stares at her backside or whatever and you're just like, you know that this girl is just like doing whatever she can to do tunnel vision not make eye contact with this guy and like keep walking. I think I didn't say anything about you know you Wasn't I'm like I'm out of shape. I've got a dad bod. He clearly wasn't into it. But again, it's how you raise your kids that know exactly anyway, so yes from that perspective. I think when especially when girls get older and there's just this just more prone to happening the girls because men are worse kind of in general. Well also at this at that same age, you know Middle School these kids now, I mean at not now but in general, you know 12 year old boy can Shoot up. Yeah, all of a sudden be almost six foot or six foot plus or whatever. I mean, it's yeah, it's tough. Don't know what that whether we were going. Well just physically, you know become girls develop sooner. Well, honestly, it's not the thing they do but also I think there are some like I was a late bloomer school boys out there. I didn't hit puberty like 26 27, so you know what it's going really? Well, is it stuff? I heard your voice change My Chemical Romance voices. Oh my God, how dare you? I don't listen to that shit. Yeah, really? Well know if it's make him go Nate likes My Chemical Romance. I don't like you would have never heard a song name one song. It wouldn't know. It doesn't matter your Vibe my five you've got a mic just because I'm fucking I look younger than I am because I mean I like My Chemical Romance tight goddamn you so J to the yo says, my mom said my brothers were hardest for the first 10 years and that I was harder the second ten, right so when it really comes in Ager I've been gets more difficult. I like this comment because it's self-referential because it's not my area was yeah about what it was like frying my you're hearing the anecdote of the mom saying my brothers were the hardest for the first I was harder for this because boys the idea I think is that boys were a little bit more unruly when they're younger and then when puberty and stuff hits it's difficult with the girls in the hormones and all that stuff Ali Bill checks. His girls early on are are harder and Easier than boys later in a jar, maybe saying the opposite girls early honor easier than boys are harder later and age boys are gross boys are gross. So fuck mom life said earlier that girls are harder because periods boobs pregnancy girls fucking suck. I have three girls and one boy Miss Suzanne says girls are easier before puberty little bit 1 1 1 3 says I only have boys and when they are young they seem harder, but they don't come home pregnant, which is putting it in Stark relief. Leaf but that's a thing right? But that's again a you worried that the girl is going to be like a victim right have this thrust upon her or make some kind of fucking terrible mistake, which may or may not be a mistake. Maybe it's Romeo and Juliet. I told my son about that this weekend we went we were in last week and we're in Central Park and there's the theater there's a bunch of Shakespeare. Yeah statues and I told him what Romeo and Juliet he hates everything about kissing and he said what happened I like they both died. He's a physics. He got excited to 2:30. No teenagers killed they they are supposed to be like 12 or 13 and it basically right like back then. Yeah, they killed a bunch of people on themselves. Yes. I'll get call. Yeah, exactly middle-aged. Yeah, they should have had this shipment of three. So we're late bloomers Monica send oval new no says I have one of each girl is easier now but as they grow up I will be more concerned about her than my son, which is exactly what we were just talking about because the world is a vampire the world is a vampire. But I think also it makes it I think it's more important for our sons to be better people sure because they the power because that's not imbalance is still shifted in favor of the men. I mean look it is it is yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I think that's why people get mad if I say something about like if I say, I'm a feminist or a raising my kids to be feminists like I've written blog post about that. People are logo, you fucking you you trying to like stay Take things away from men now, you're not trying to take things away from anybody. You just trying to give women access to the same rights and the same privileges that men have had for fucking Millennia. Yeah, and it's not about taking something from somebody else or treating men less. Well, it's about treating men the same or treating women the same way you treat man. Yeah, there are differences like biological differences and differences in genders and stuff, but it doesn't mean a woman shouldn't get a promotion because she's a woman or whatever and all that are shouldn't get as much money. Since they get like what 83 cents to the dollar or 76 cents of the dollar or whatever. The latest figure is, it's not about that's why men anism is so fucking stupid. It's like the same thing as white supremacy. It's like it's like we want more even though we already have more like shut the fuck up. equal distribution I could socialism on 101. So I'm gonna I think Menace of the fucking worst people on Earth. Okay. There we go. Just there we go. Perfect or men's rights activist, I guess are like, oh, it's the worst subset of no I'm saying I'm not second Mennonite meninist SAR people who are there they're acting like feminism is bullshit. So they're saying no we are pro men you fucking Pro man. Guess what that's just called being in the world. Everybody's Pro men. That's why feminism exists look he because there's too many fucking Pro men people it breaks. It breaks down to this. We have daughter. That'd be such a good dad and daughter. You're blowing it. Give me one of yours. Yeah, no problem. You can attest to that to got them. That's a binding contract on the on the air. No, but I think you know if people are feeling unsafe, you know, that's that's the thing is like if you can make sure that like people feel comfortable. Yeah. Like yes being able to take the Subway or do what? Are you a snowflake? Yeah, I safe spaces you liberal. You fuck. I'm kind of in touch. Actually. The world is the worst people suck. What because I want my daughter to know because people think because people will call you a snowflake or a cock for saying something like that or things like that. That's what the attacks are when someone's like they make fun of a safe space and stuff like that. Sorry if my daughter everybody has a fucking right to being safe. Yeah, she's yeah, I'm hungry. What was this topic? Yeah. Alright, let's get into it. Well, this was good obviously having boys is a harder as I have them in my life is hell and I'm terrible at it. And I think if I use my adrenals I'd be fucking doing it, but I know what I'm talking about. Anyway, thanks for all your input. Also My Chemical Romance is the best band ever. I literally couldn't even name a song, but you know what you wear the Like you and which way is my fucking my winter hat a My Chemical Romance and really in your vest don't they aren't they like clean look like the 1990s version of Queens are like theatrical. They're like band nerds. Right you just and they have it. They don't want to like a really long making song titles. Exactly. Exactly. You don't listen to emo. Look at your hat. Do you know the fuck is my head of the doing? Look at you? You're dressed like mr. Rogers. That's correct. Because I am mr. Rogers Phil you come off and love. All right. So we're going to get into some listener reactions to our dumb insights as Pete elegant call this some comments about our previous episodes before we exemption is sponsored by Kinder. Perfect Cards Against Humanity for parents hilarious card-based parlor game parlor game, right? Yes, I called. 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Yeah in your house that have two dogs your house The Sound of Music who daughters the Von trapps. Are you kidding me? Every fucking shit that have got Mom and Dad down. We're putting know that hat that doesn't happen. Every time I have people over we have people over with other things Cosby Show. My first of all remember my oldest daughter is going to create a world in which everyone has to act in a play and not like that and we discussed. She enlists both your kids your other kids every kid who's there is now whether they know it or not is now part of this place is unbelievable. Oh and don't worry because the plays only like 40 45 minute. Oh, wow, you listening you have friends over and they're like, sorry. This is now being interrupted by my eldest daughters fucking bullshit play. That's where we off to sit through right? Oh my God Godsey. I'm so much. I'm so glad I have boys you go. Stop playing with your penis has another choice. I'm not choosing that all that beep. I got one. Hold on. What was it again? Our perfect family evening was ruined by stop playing with your penis. That's pretty good. But it's not my choice. I got this one. I got undescended testicle. We used that answer in a previous episode. No, he didn't. Yes. We did still good. Okay. Well, mine is our perfect family evening was ruined by debating circumcision. Which ones what's gonna win? Thank you. So what are the answers was a headless Barbie? Quick story. So when I was in elementary school, there was a girl in my bus route Melissa be I'm not going to say her last name for anonymity. She filed on social media. I had a crush on this girl from like first grade to like eight now 100% unrequited and third grade. I like left the room and I came back to the room and I think like my Optimus Prime or something had been like knocked to the ground off my desk and Melissa had done it. So I took her Barbie and ripped its head off. And then mrs. G of n took my Optimus Prime and I didn't get him back for a few days. But headless Barbie doll. There you go triggered triggered. I was in in cell in training in cell that are also the worst people on Earth, you know, what sometimes and I think that the Venn diagram of in cells and Menace and mend rights activists. Yeah. So just one Circle. Yeah, it's horrible. We look all this stuff up folks. If you don't know. I don't know we're gonna do an episode on in cells We're coming up on episode 50. What's more of a milestone episode 50 or episode 52 I think 50 52 I would say why would you say 52? Because it's a year 52 is a Year's worth of episodes 52 weeks. I hate you right now. Okay. I'm right and you're wrong. No because it's fine. Are you fucking this? Okay, you are dumb and I'm gonna go in there perfect money off Daddy's and we're talking we're talking past episodes. Now the young the old episode was last week. Yeah, do you Remember when it was young, would you rather be a young parent or an old pair of? Yes, I do. Remember and what would you prefer Mike? Well, I am what I am. So I guess I wouldn't mind trying the opposite young looks in your I do have amazing. Wow. Thanks. Credibly tight body. Calm down. You're making me honestly, it's really wonderful is very flattering. I would get a lot of blushing. Here we go. Jason Thomas says this is the real Jason Thomas who commented earlier said of course historically speaking people used to get married younger have kids younger and die younger, but look at how mentally and socially fucked up previous generations are and have been there's no way I in my early 20s was mentally and or socially mature enough to properly handle all the issues my daughter faces nor would I have been able to properly equip her the same to do the same not saying I'm perfect now in my 40s by any means, but I'm 1,000% more. Mentally and socially mature than I was in my 20s the huge downside of being a slightly older parent is I'll be pretty damn old walking my daughter down the aisle and a really old grandparent if ever now. My counter to that is it's a little bit of the chicken in the egg. Right? So you are forced most people are forced to mature and become more responsible when they have kids whether you have the kid at 25 or at 35 just the mere fact that you have a kid and you're taking care of somebody else and that kind of stuff forces you to confront things and learn how to handle things and stuff that you wouldn't have had to necessarily. Prior to that, right? So while you were just yes objectively probably less mature most of us in their 20s. I do think having a kid has a transformative effect on that right? I don't think it's the only fact but I think the age isn't the only factor in whether you're mature or not. I would say the other part of that is in your 20s. You want to enjoy you, you know, you have an opportunity to just enjoy like find out who you are. Yes through your, you know through your 20s through your 30s or whatever. It might be to figure out. Oh, maybe I'm actually you know what? I'm a huge dick who likes to podcast so it's a nailed it nailed really hitting it off. So somebody messaged me talking about this in our library, but somebody missed me and said to you regret you ever regret having kids and I responded and I said it depends on the day because I thought he was joking and then he said my girlfriend is really starting to talk about why I don't have kids and I'm on the fence. So I responded seriously and I was like, I was like, look, I'm like I'm like, sometimes you might regret having kids you're never going to Great your kid right like this it like well, I wasn't sure about having second kid. I had them there are much more complicated having two kids but I worship them right so like I'm not like, oh, I wish I didn't have this kid, but I was like, you know, your life is going to change and there's going to be some stuff that you maybe can't do as easily not everything but like if they're a bunch of things you want to do like that are going to be harder when you have a kid, maybe get them out of your system as best. You can't like you'll still be able to do them, especially if you make a real effort because there's not A lot of shit that you can't do with kids, but if you want to like travel a lot or like go to restaurants. Yeah, it's harder with kids and you got to come to terms with the fact that you're going to make that kind of. All right. Have a good day. You're gonna make that kind of trade-off, right? So now I do think alike live your life a little bit if you can but there are some downsides to waiting a while and then having a kid. Well, there we go. I mean, yeah, like being a crippled. There you go is having being 85 years old and like trying to deal with a four-year-old exactly. That would not be ideal. Can you match sort of an extreme scenario? We're in brother Larry King. We're in Brooklyn. I've seen it just like, you know, you're like oh your grandparents and no I'm his dad. Dad. You're the dad. Oh, you're the day. Yeah, can you hear me? Okay, okay. You're still your use a dad. Okay, he forgot you that I think of it. I can't remember anymore. I know I mean, it's it getting you see his wife you like Wubba Vavoom trophy wife, right? I assume nope. Stop was an old 85 year old woman old so then the previous episode was Dad bods and In a Bose day is just immediately Mike. Stop taking the stairs two at a time. That's not helping your sciatica and it's probably contributing to it. You know, what Dana get out of my life mind your own business my brother. I'm wearing flip-flops tonight. Would you guys laugh to me about disgusting? What the fuck the disgusting? That's not what you laughs you laughs because you think it's like winter and I shouldn't be wearing flip-flops. Also, I think football Ops, I know you think they're disgusting. You're a fucking anxiety to wear them in the city do Pit. Have you seen with look at the what am I catching? What am I catching? Happy happy have I got any of those things that but we're in fucking flip of the city, but you're funny ears. Look at your face is breaking out everywhere. Can you break my everywhere? Anyway, my brother was like maybe with no arch support in your flip-flops. It's not good for a say Attica to which I say shut up. Neither of you are doctors Dana or my brother my other leg saw her today. Goodbye other legs are hurting. He was just driving like this hip hurts. And my wife was I guess I Attica can affect both and I was like sure. Shut up, you're not a doctor. Does anyone else want to be raised by Mike? Because it would be such a pleasure. I feel like I would be better at daughters than I am at my kids though the too much like me. Well, we have one last one, which is Melissa Lombardi AKA Sweet, Melissa who you know very but wonder if she actually likes that song or she's just forced into referencing the song because there's not a lot of Melissa songs. I just want to say Melissa is not the girl whose Barbie doll who I had a crush on Whose Barbie doll had a ripped off. That's a totally different person a different one. This is the wonderful or commenter. Well, I know Melissa's last name and it's not Lombardi. So he like I've been believe me that crushes. Don't just go away. I've been following her online for quite some time. I know what she does for a living. Yeah. Yeah, and she follows you the still looks good. She still looks good. She does and I think I referenced her in a blog post or two and I think maybe even like a social post and then she suddenly stop following me now. I think she noticed but she stayed away. You know, what fingers crossed I guess my My Chemical Romance has she was like who's this fucking poser? He's fucking 43 and he listens to My Chemical Romance. Literally never heard a song. I think I made her one on the radio. I'm sure you've heard but they dress like they're in marching band. Oh, yeah, what did she say? She said Nate keeping us said she saw your shirt that you know, she's talking about your shirt because you were like, I've never worn this shirt before I have and I said no you have it. You wear the same fucking boring shit every week. Mr. Rogers. You should come in and fucking switch Cardigans. Okay, everybody do this shit show is now concluding what are we talking about next week? Oh no. Yeah. We don't know we need we need suggestions. I like the lying to your kids topic as a Topic. Okay, somebody suggests that in the Facebook group. You can go to my Facebook or the dead and buried Facebook group. What about every podcast fast? Can I can I like dance for you on Tick Tock or how my God how do I need you? Yeah, how do I get on you on take? How do you get on me? Yeah on Tick-Tock because that's how you do it. You know what get out me buy me some flowers. Okay. Can I can I do a fortnight dance? I don't know. What a fortnight dances like flossing. Is that a fortnight? Dance know what is it? That's that. It's just good. good dental health I don't know. I don't know anything about Fortnight. Okay? All right, everyone. You'll learn more useless facts here on this podcast acts. There's not even facts. It's just like Melissa. If you're out there, it's a big now. You're just gonna appeal your now you're thinking about it or I'm just curious if she'll really thinking about her think about it all the time. What do you mean? She's the one that got away even though we had two conversations ever. Okay, just forget it. Yeah, but your two kids you're happy with though. I was friendly with her. We were friends now the two kids you have now in the white. Oh, Happy it will talk about that next week, right? What is happiness? We chop. We need you next time next week. We'll see you. a lot of pressure of Alyssa
We did it! We figured it out. Using the scientific method, big data pulled from millions of data sets along the latest technology we have successfully concluded which sex is harder to raise. The the answer is BOYS! There you go. The answer is difiniti...er wait, I was reading the results upside down. Ugh, this says it's girls. Wait, ok hang on. Is that a ketchup stain? Okay, we're going to need a little more time for our artifical intelligence to get our heads around all this big ass data. In the meanting Mike and Pete waffle on about this subject for a really long time. Enjoy! 