Hey guys, this is Lisa and Rebecca and we are here on the secret life of weddings. If you like drama, you're in the right place where we tell you the world's craziest, but true wedding stories. So get ready for the drama on the secret life of weddings. It's official we have made it to 100 episodes. Say whoa, a hundred 100 1 0 0 8. It's amazing. I'm a little surprised right really, I don't usually commit to things this long I was gonna say this is not the time to admit that you secretly hate me and I've been just hanging in because you feel bad for me at this point. Well, you know, we are we're learning so much about each other since we started traveling white welcome to The hundredth episode of The Secret Life of weddings podcast. This is Lisa and Rebecca and we still have stories for you. Can you believe it? I know and we've got like a slew this week. I we got like we got a bunch emailed to us from people. Yeah. Yeah, so there's like a so I normally don't do this, but I'm going to do this. Okay. What take your top off? Haha. I do that no for me, so you To see the girls. I do want to see the girls. They've been much listen. They've been much hyped over the past year and a half. We got some point you're gonna have to put up or shut up. Yeah, true fair enough. I don't normally do this, but you usually do this. You read our reviews. I generally don't. Oh God, and I generally don't comment on them. I haven't read them in a while. Here's one thing. I want to comment on though, okay. And I don't ask me why out of everything that's been said like this bugs me. Oh good. Okay, we don't just read stories off of Reddit. So suck a fucking dick because that's so inaccurate. I know clearly you've listened to all of maybe one episode and that's it because we've had stories sent in from the get-go. So if you think that you will have a better time going reading on Reddit. Should do that and shove your negative review up your ass. Thank you. Oh, I love I love this this angry Rebecca. You know what that really bugged me because I was like, no we don't do that and clearly you don't really you haven't really actually listened because we tell listeners stories all the time. We have from the beginning. There's a lot of them in a hundred episodes. Yeah, and of yeah, absolutely there are some Reddit stories for sure. There's quite a few actually but You know what? It's not all we do. It's also not our fault that Reddit is a fucking dumpster fire of humanity like to how is that right? How is that our fault? That's just where the drama congregates. Yeah, and if you don't like it, I don't care just kind of over it that really pissed me off because I was like, you know what? I'm sorry, but what our podcasts you're reading stories from wherever I know so, but I just I just wanted it noted that we Just read just stories from Reddit. I actually get them from a lot of places. Yeah, I was going to say, can you tell she's the one in charge of the stories? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She takes pride in her work. Damn it. I get the negative reviews about our personalities or whatever. That's fine. I get it. You don't mess with us. That's cool, whatever move on but uh, you know attacking our show, I'm not having it Lisa. That's okay. Everybody thinks I'm the mean one. So it's ironic. It's ironic because I would have put like if you put down on paper certain comments, I would pick you as the meaner one, but that's just it's yeah, I don't know. I don't know people. You know, what's funny is that someone said that we sound like we secretly hate each other. I know I saw that and I was like Wow news to me. I didn't know I hated my best friend. Let me tell you something you guys there is no amount of money in the world if I hated someone I'm not fucking working with them you imagine I'm gonna do this job that kind of pays a little money. Yeah with someone for a year and a half and I fucking hate them so much. Yeah, I'm gonna spend hours on this as well as Beyond video with Lisa. Oh not to mention drive to her house for over a year just to record a podcast that we make barely any money yet. Yes. That's what I'm going to do also drive to different places in the states for like 15 hour drives. Yes. That sounds like me. Yeah, and you know, I know we shouldn't maybe stoop to their level even comment on it, but I was just like you know, what? But let's just get this out clearing the air for episode 100 clear in the fucking air, you know clearing it and I know I someone else had commented they thought that this was the end of us by us separating and me working from home and you working from home. That's not the case guys. It's just completely logistically better for us. So that's about it. It gives Rebecca a lot more time to just go to just go to Reddit right Rebecca. Right? Right. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. Any and don't don't don't don't sweat it and to everybody who's left us a kind review and is taken time to actually appreciate what we're trying to do. Thank you fucking thank you. Do you keep big fucking can say we really appreciate it? Like can't if it wasn't so obscenely boring to read positive reviews about ourselves on a podcast. I would read every single last one of them on this motherfucker. Is that a little vague? It's extremely vain so he can't get away with that one. I don't expect all positive. I love constructive criticism and shit. I really do I thrive off of it actually because it makes me think about what I'm doing, but you don't get any of that though. The only time we ever had that was when people a couple people said, oh about the chatting off the top but now we tried to minimize the chatting and people went apeshit. Yeah and said no. No, we like it keep it. So we went with the majority and you know, it's like a bit of a no-win situation. You can't if you put yourself out there. Try listen, if you put yourself out there and do something creative. Someone will shit on you no matter how free it is. It doesn't matter. It's true. It's true. What are you gonna do? So yeah that took me a long time to come to terms with yeah, you know negative reviews and things like that, but it's just part of part of having a podcast and and growing with it and part of putting yourself out in the public. Yes, exactly. So thank you to everyone who has spent a hundred episodes with us, you know hanging out listening to us. That's pretty fucking cool. It's so cool. It is so cool. And we really can't thank you enough. You're worth every mean-ass review we could potentially if I mean ask comment every mutter under their breath about us everything you're worth it. I actually I again seeing so many people writing in you know with their stories and then saying that there are getting caught snorting out loud at work and people don't even ask them anymore. Either why they're laughing at work. It's incredibly rewarding so, you know, you guys are the reason I do it and it's really really great. So thank you. That's our I love that visual. I love the visual people laughing out loud at work. Yeah it really it really makes my day. It really does. I actually picture it. I know you do honey. I'm like, that's awesome. So guys, we just got back from Nashville, Tennessee, but can write that was wild it was fast and a wild it was fast. And Furious. Yeah, and guys I really was who were there very long. Yeah. So the Nashville trip was Insanity it took us I don't know it was supposed to take us eleven and a half hours. Yes, and how long does it take us in the end to get down there? Almost 1500 that's 15 Rebecca's like I did not sign up for this. It was mostly traffic accidents. We also drove down through some of the They just Dayton Ohio. We drove through some of the tornado damage which was crazy for us connects to see that was that was crazy to see I have never seen, you know, you see it on TV and stuff but to see it in person. Wow, it's not that. Wow. What what really struck me is crazy was how you know, we were being detoured around some traffic at one point where we're coming back and you would just see a building would be completely destroyed and then right next to it. Everything's fine. Yeah. That's so bizarre. That's the weirdness of it. It's nah, it's not like oh clearly something massive came through. It's like it hits It's like a really shitty Lottery, you know. Hmm. Yeah, but that was pretty wild and we saw people getting storm supplies multiple blocks had power outages and they were getting ice and it was just yeah, very real it was very real for us Canadians sad, it was so sad. Yeah, but I mean I feel for everybody that's you know, struggling going through that right now God. Hell yeah, they have no power or anything not yeah, it's yeah completely shitty. So are you told me there's like a tornado? What is it called Tornado Valley or Ally or Tornado Alley? You don't know about Tornado Alley. I did not know about it until you told me about it. I can't believe it out. That was a thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's always been a thing. So this certain path of States, you know, kind of in the midwest right going down to the South. Yeah. It actually is called Tornado Alley, but Tornado Alley is Eating that is something because when we were going down to Tennessee, I was like where is Tornado Alley, you know because we're was funny because I said to you. Oh, well, why doesn't everybody just move out of Tornado Alley so they don't have to deal with this can understand if it's like if I thought it was like just a it always comes through there. But I mean it could vary for sure. Oh it varies but it's like can everybody just take five steps to the right cool. No more tornadoes. I was like, well, how wide is this a lie? Because you know, Don't understand. So Tornado Alley is several States wide. It's quite quite wide. Yeah, here's the interesting bit. Here's an interesting tidbit for you. Tornado. Alley is Shifting toward the East so oh it's actually not where it used to be and this must be something, you know, it's probably El Nino or whatever, but it's shifting Eastward and it's yeah, it does go partially into Tennessee. So when we're going down I was like just a heads up. It's like 50% in Tennessee now, who knows but We did not see any actual tornadoes when we were down there. But Rebecca was no Rebecca was on God high alert. I was I kept looking at the skies and I got to know that one looks a little sketchy that cloud pointing it shit. Did you see that story? I tagged you in the other day on Facebook. No, I tagged you in a story that said we had one drop into Ontario like just the other day. It was an F1 and yeah, it was in it was it was near Ottawa. It was gorgeous. She's shaking her head. Nope. Can you know I tornado is not gorgeous beautiful? No is destructive. Yeah, it's a fucking monster. But you know how like you get a woman who's incredibly an incredibly horrible person, but she could be fucking gorgeous. That's what a tornado is. Essentially. It is like the biggest bitch of nature. It's like oh boy, but it's like I'm fine. Well, we've had one touchdown in Milton. Really? Yeah. I saw the damage it did. It was quite a few years ago and but it's not it was not even known only as destructive as they get in the US like we don't get it like that get these little category get these little like Canadian tornadoes are like kind of friendly they touch down and they go I'm going to come here. I'm going to touch down here, but I hope I don't cause any Destruction for you. I'll just be in the field over here. Yeah. I hope you know what let me know if I'm bothering you nice tornadoes are even our tornadoes or Canadian are tornadoes are incredibly considerate you. I'm so sorry about the wind. I hope I don't kick much dirt up. I just thought I'd drop in I won't be here. I won't be here long. I got no friends coming over. I'm a very low-maintenance tornado. It's just so true. But yeah, so a court like a beautiful one touchdown was photographed. It was amazing looking the funnel, but it was just again like an F1 like the the beginning of the tornado scale and it touched down in Ottawa are near Ottawa and yeah something else to see though. I would love to go on a storm chasing trip. Like that would be such a cool thing for I sold Rebecca this in the car and her eyes just about fell out of her head. I think that would be amazing my dad and I totally want to go down to the States and then yeah, you thought it would be cool if we saw one like well, you know, and I'm like no I'd like in a field away from people not hurting anybody, you know, but the problem is they're so Random. And they are dangerous and terrifying and our hearts go out to everyone who's been affected. But I do have this crazy Fascination. I always have ever since I was a little kid like, you know Storm Chasers and stuff like I get it when I saw the movie Twister as a kid, I loved that movie. I like that movie. It's a great movie. I'd but here's my God. This might be the first movie ever 100 episodes. Yes cheesy as fuck that movie to I'm surprised you like it. It's not that bad. Is it it is it's been a while since I've watched it, but so did I so don't care because it's it's great. And you heard it here first guys. Yeah, that's true Rebecca finally admits. She loves cheese. So I am in love with that. Movie it even even like a storm any kind of storm just gives me goosebumps and like makes my hair stand on end. You know what? I mean? Like, I just I'm fascinated by storm. I would be like I'm not I would be a storm chaser in another life. You know it if I didn't live in Canada, but yeah, cuz this isn't the right place for you for like no, but I've been watching some videos on YouTube and there is just crazy footage. Although hold on. We get really crazy ice storms though. Oh fuck you can't chase those. That's like nothing. No, I know but like their destructive. Oh, yes. Alright story should yeah, they're both that we do get some weather, but it's Not in any kind of temperature than anybody would want to be outside in and you can't but you know what? Let's explain it ice storms if we get them in the winter and they freeze our power lines and everything that sometimes people and they knock trees down like it's crazy bad. But yeah, but people like we've had to call what you guys call State of Emergency, right? Like what's ours called ours isn't called that's called something else cause we'd have States but no, I think it's state of emergency because it's a state of emergency. Emergency State. No, but I thought they called it something else but like everyone was so like emergency State University go go. Yeah, I storm you know what I mean, but I know I think it's a state of emergency. But anyway, the point is it's yeah, this shit is destroyed more destructive than you would think your whole car will be coated in ice like you can't get into it because it's literally a ice. Yes, and you had people go without power for like and running water and stuff for days and we remember don't get Crazy when it was over Christmas, I don't know years ago. There was a really bad one and a bunch of people went without power even in Milton and stuff for like over Christmas for like a weekend or tubes, right? Yeah, it was bad. But yeah, so there's there's been some serious storms here, but it's more I don't know impacts like power lines and things like that. Terribly inconvenient, but you know not quite as destructive as like a tornado. Yes, fair enough, you know, but yeah, so that's my search. I'm just sharing all my secret desires when episode 100 it's just what we're doing today and we didn't write a bowl. No, it was wearing a dress. Okay to be fair in my defense. We I'm blaming you shut up. We didn't see one either and so it wasn't top of mind. I was so distracted there Rebecca, there were so many pretty lights and flashing there were and flashing things and yes cowboy boots and loud music. I was very distracting. Ed so so much music and so much talent y'all if you haven't gone there you need to take a trip there. I get all the hype now. I totally get all the hype. It was like the moment we got there and our Uber driver took us down to everybody was really nice. By the way. That was y'all. Oh my God. So nice Southern Hospitality thing is real like yes, it was so cool to visit and they're like jacked up Canadians. I love it and they say y'all and they call us ma'am and things like that was Ali cute so okay, I get the man thing but the man thinks still bugs me. I know it's just out of respect but I hate it because I feel really old so I'm like my mother. Yeah, mom says that all the time and as a result that I know it's a southern thing it is I get that is as a result. I can't associate man with anything other than being old because of my mother not saying she's old I'm saying she gets real real pissed off if he call her ma'am. She always did. Yeah, but they are so freaking nice. So we were driving in and the moment we saw downtown I was Came out of nowhere Broadway and I was little I looked around and I said, oh my God, it's like a little tiny Vegas. Yeah, but it was like, yes, it's a smaller version of Vegas. But I you know, I I like it better. I've been begging I do too because I love all the live music in that and I just feel like I don't know. That's more my jam. I'm not a gambler either. So maybe that's true me neither really there were Brides everywhere. Oh my God, and they were I'm sorry, but they were all drunk. Everybody was drunk drunk off their asses like like for real trucks go by with Brides on the back of them like like a bride and her bachelorette party. I've never seen anything like it we found the capital of stay gets like absolutely. Oh that was crazy hair and even some like Grooms and groomsmen. They had like the same shirt t-shirts on and so yeah, so quite a few Drinking team and things like that. But here's the thing. Yeah ratio of brides 2 Grooms was like 10 to 1 easy crazy easy raise it was wild and there were these bikes that people would get on and like it would be an actual tram kind of thing. But like people would scooter you mean the scooter know the bikes were probably on a it's like a truck but there's like these bicycles attached all around the outside. Oh, yeah and everybody sits and pedals and they power the vehicle. All why you'd want to do that. I don't know because you know, I'm lazy as fuck but I would be all your drinking and burning calories at the same time. So I'm keeping all my calories on paying for in Vegas or - well rather the funny thing is you pay for this. That's why I'm laughing because I'm like no no. No, it makes me laugh. Exactly. It was crazy though. I've never seen anything quite like it. There was so many party bosses just so not endless. Yeah endless and Squeeze me all the pulled pork. I had exactly two meals Downer to be fair. Like we had two meals down the total out. The rest was in the car driving us, but we had two meals out there and I have pulled Park both times because it was so fucking good like and I pride myself on my barbecue abilities and my pulled pork. I don't even come close to y'all like that. It's just it's insane. It's so good. Amazing. Yeah. Oh so I bought a hat. Yes. You did. I love my hat. It's great. My husband was like you're never going to fucking where that why would you buy that? I said, I don't care. I love it. It's a Stetson and I'm very looks great. It's all thank you. I'm very proud of it. I love it. You want to see my hat come to our fans group and yeah Facebook face fans of superh Left for Weddings But or you can come on our new app. Yes that were a part of Like chat. Yes. Come on over there. The link is in our fan group. Maybe we can put the link in the show notes. I will absolutely put the link in the show notes and then you can come chat with us and like real time. So it's kind of cool. We're hanging out in there quite a bit comment on an episode like we can reply to the comment and it's really it's really neat. Yeah, and as of next week, you'll be able to listen to any of your podcasts really it's like a podcast app and you can listen to ours and comment as you're listening to the show. Show so it's kind of absolutely so that's flick chat. I say kind of cool. I think it's really cool. I really like it. It's a mobile app. So check your mobile app store, wherever you get your mobile apps. Yes, don't try to do it on your computer. It doesn't work. No, but listen, so we did our show up pot acts. That was awesome. We met some wonderful people and yes, you know big big thanks to products for having us and our our trip though. I it ended on a very problematic note. I went so Rebecca had a shower and then I was like, I probably smell it this point. I need to go have a shower. So I went into the bathroom - our giant fucking cockroach on the floor that was disgusting upside down. I came out. I think I was doing a Silent Scream. I don't even think I don't even think I screamed because I couldn't get the you didn't scream no my mouth. Was probably open and my eyes were in Terror and I couldn't I was going like I couldn't I couldn't even verbalize. What was the problem? Yeah bathroom can't go in can't go in and she had to go in and get my shit. I thank God I had brushed my teeth because I was not going back in there. Listen. I have a question for you Southerners. Is this a thing our cockroach is a thing because we saw one in the street to yeah. This is not a thing. Until Arius is on our way down. You know, we're like, oh this is gonna be so great. But glad this isn't that and then on the way home, we see all these Billboards for exterminators and I started thinking maybe this is the thing. Maybe this is a problem. Yeah Nashville has or the South in general. I like maybe it's just a thing but regardless it should not have been in her room should not have been in our room that guy he did not he was fucking huge. Yeah it was Those big-ass cockroach. So we actually went and we were checking out a little bit early because like the same day but still couldn't get out of there fast enough. No, I really couldn't terrified. So we were talking about now. This was the Holiday Inn Express on Spence Lane in Nashville, and I'm telling you this because we went up to the woman in the lobby and told her she didn't even fucking apologize and the guy behind her was smirking and laughing like it was not cool. Well, let me tell you when you read the reviews of the Today in Express on spend slain in Nashville where you will never book because they have a cockroach infestation. Yeah, you will see that other people have had this problem to my favorite review that I read later because I left a one-star review mentioning this and my problem or my favorite. My favorite review is reasons to not stay at this hotel and number three was like cockroaches the size of kittens and I was like exactly yeah. A lot of people said it was old and musty to I didn't really pick up on that but I did pick I thought it was clean. We're not fucking princesses guys. It doesn't take much to impress us but cockroaches are where I draw fucking hard line also being a dick about it is really where I draw a line. Yeah, you're not even gonna apologize to us. Fuck you. Fuck you snarling. We are expecting money back or anything. I just wanted them to be like I was so sorry. I was I'm sorry a cockroach is way too fucking far away too far. It's not like I mean apology. A long way with me. So like if they said we're really sorry. We're sorry about this experience. It does. Yeah, we'll take it up with management or whatever. You know, she could have said my hands are tied. I really can't do anything but I'm really sorry. I'm going to talk to my man anything like, you know anything and it kind of It kind of put a huge damper because everyone was so other than her. She was just like everyone was like mmm and I'm like are you joking right now? She goes mmm you're checked out now. That was it. Okay. Well, fuck you. Guess what? We're going to tell thousands of people that the Holiday Inn Express on Spence Lane in Nashville has a cockroach infestation. So I don't think they care. I don't well, who knows maybe someone's going to Nashville and they're like won't Beach it won't be staying there now. Oh, I mean, I don't think the company cares they are the they should. Oh, no, I know but I'm saying they shouldn't care if they're smart. Yes, they should so that was that was the only like God that was I can't even deal with the mental image. It upset me for like 24 hours. Years. I have been beca. I think I have PTSD from this cockroach. Remember before we left the room. I looked under my blanket. He doesn't make sure there wasn't any embedded. This is so good at that. I started screaming because she was doing that and I was like don't but then she's like shake out your clothes and I'm like, I'm sorry what and she goes. No, no, no now because we just finished repacking everything. She's like no you have to shake out your clothes because they breed and they might come home and then I just started freaking out even more. Yeah. You don't want to bring it home. And when I did that but yeah, well time I took out each piece and I would shake it like four feet like my arm completely extended squealing the entire time because I couldn't imagine something falling because our bags were on the floor, right? That's why if our bags were up high I wouldn't have but yeah, it's like you come home you've been drinking and you're just like my clothes are on the floor tonight. That was a problem. But apparently it was a problem and I yeah nothing was in there. Thank God, but I lost my shit and I couldn't I can't deal with it can't can't deal with bugs. Nope. Now. I will I'm not down with those bugs. I was for sure. Absolutely not so who don't cheap out on your hotel people because our at least read the reviews at least read the reviews because damn that scared me. Yeah, that scared me but that's okay still good. It's very very fast trip. We drove down Friday went to the did our live show and our presentation and had interviews afterwards on. Saturday and then we went out and then drove home Sunday morning. Like it was just Bam Bam Bam like yeah, wham bam thank you, ma'am. All right. Listen, I have to admit something to you. You ready? What's that? The White Castle crave case? I bought might have been a mistake. I after I saw in our group everyone says what it what those burgers do to you. I was like, oh, I'm so fucking glad I didn't have one you would have been fucked because you have stomach issues. Yeah, I do it fucked me up. I had six of them. So because and now now I say six but like they were pasted over in a day, right? So I had like four in the around actually. I bought the bed like 10 a.m. Okay. Here's the backstory for all you Americans who makes shit patties apparently so listen. So this is the thing it gets funnier. So I somehow somehow we came down from Canada. And when I wasn't expecting to see a White Castle, so we're driving out at 10 o'clock in the morning. I see a sign for White Castle where we got off and I went. Oh you were very excited. I was so excited because this is like a very much a just like a what do you call it a novelty right? It's an easy. Yes. We don't have White Castle and I couldn't careless. Well I did so we didn't have White Castle in Canada anyway. I went and my husband loves hamburgers and he like if there's one thing I'm going to bring him back. I brought him back some barbecue sauce. But if there's one thing I'm going to bring him. He's more likely to respond to a box of hamburgers. Then he is a t-shirt right? Like that's my husband or an alcohol the same thing so they had this Hilaire and it was pretty amusing to get so they have this thing called a crave case. You should probably come to our group because I posted photos of this thing. This thing is a fucking monster. White Castle has sliders for those of you who don't know their tiny hamburgers. So when I say I had six it's because they're teeny like they're not they're not the big so I got a box of 30. It was actually not a bad deal at all. Really. I got 30 sliders for like 25 dollars us or something like that and they came in a fucking case that you carry a big big cardboard case and they have little slots and you take one each at it was adorable. Very well designed so I eat four of them and I'm feeling fine and then I go further along, you know in the day and I get hungry later. So I have two more by the time we got home. So there was 24 left in the case. I had six out of 30 by the time we got back to Canada in Ontario and everything. We're almost home. I was ready to fucking puke I couldn't deal with that. I had to stop to go to the bathroom. I think it was like kind of related kind of not though like 10. Yeah, like all the way home and it was just something else. The funny thing is I walk in the door and I'm like look what I got. We can finally try White Castle and Justins like yeah, we already fucking tried that and I'm like what and he goes. Yeah. We went Vegas. Remember we went and we went. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, ha ha ha I had no, I went really and he said yeah and I said, well, here's the fucking case of hamburgers. You're welcome. I brought them all the way from fucking Ohio or somewhere. Anyway, I think might have been Kansas but I was it was hilarious. The best part though is that he actually ate them all. Oh my gosh. So over two days, is he? Okay, he's fine. Oh my God, he's got an iron stomach. Then he actually doesn't that's the weird thing he a he will react to food a lot more than I will. So I think it was a combination of being tired drinking. I did my fair amount of drinking in Nashville. Yeah notnot like A state where you're sick, but we know when you're tired, you're not getting a lot of sleep and then you're drinking on top of it. And then you're still not getting more sleep. And then you're traveling. Yeah, it was it was that my body was just like fucking enough. Yeah, like I'm done. Yeah and luckily you were driving. You were a chance. She'd Rebecca drove the whole way. I kept going. You know, let me know if you need help and then pass out, but my body was like fuck you. It was so bad Rebecca when I got home that I went digging around in my cupboards and I don't own, you know Kaopectate or you know, anything like that, which is like Pepto-Bismol. I went into my cupboard. I found this old Kaopectate for children from when they must have bought this for our kids when they were babies my kids 4 and 7 now people but this is fucking chalky milk stuff, right? I was so feeling sick that I actually drank from that. Oh my gosh, it actually did help help. My stomach that's good. But it was like children's cherry-flavored Kaopectate. I was like fuck this. I need to I need to do something mice. I can't even lie down right now. Yeah, I was so sick so fair warning guys. They may be good sliders, but it is a danger zone, especially if you are on a road trip, do not buy the creative case learn from my mistake at least Justin ate them. Yeah, that's good actually got him through a couple dinners. So it's like there you go. Alright. Alright, it's good, but it was I was like, yeah, I mean I opened it and I updated layers like I may have made a mistake on this. And of course, we got our American Beer because American Beer is different, right? So we picked up some was it Miller Miller Lite Miller Lite for your husband? Yeah. Yeah, and I didn't buy any of this time. But Justin says Rolling Rock is actually quite different in the u.s. Two in Canada be different. Yeah, that's cool. So, who knows? Yeah. It's all good. It's all good. I actually am obsessed with the pralines. I got at Savannah's kitchen, which is the Candy Kitchen we went to yeah. Oh my God, if you guys ever get to Nashville go to the Candy Kitchen this place. I wish I got like 10 more pralines. It's probably good for my diet that I didn't I my diet went whoever's keeping up with this. Yeah. It didn't exist at that trip like that. Chocolate made me sick what chocolate that we got from that place. Really? Yeah, how To make you sick it made me sick. Really? Yeah, I wonder why I don't know. It could have just been a combination of everything right not sleeping and driving. Yeah, you know by Rebecca's got a bit of a sensitive stomach to so it could be super sensitive. Yeah could have been a few things different like didn't I don't know it's didn't taste like chocolate. I normally eat I guess that's interesting. I actually didn't get any chocolate there. I got some from my kids which they annihilated. They got the marshmallows that Were covered in chocolate with M&Ms on them. Yeah and then Ring Pops, which of course Jill guilts me because she doesn't like the flavor of her ring pop and then she's like you got Liam two things and I only got one I said, I'm yeah you a ring pop she goes. Well, I didn't like it. Well, it doesn't mean that I didn't buy it but she's such a guilty. Yeah. Oh my god. Do you know what she said to me? This is a this is a classic Jill moment. Do you know what she said to me like two days ago I made from scratch, which I've never done before Shep. Five nice right when I love shepherd's pie. Yeah, like big fan because I after that trip I went and the problem with the White Castle. I was like, I need some comfort food. I need some good, you know home cooking kind of food, that will not make me sick no grease that kind of thing. So I was like, what do we have in the house? I got Justin bring some stuff home. I made this beautiful shepherd's pie and I was offering to warm some up for her. The next day and I said, you know, do you want some shepherd's pie and I told her what was in it. She goes. She's so dramatic right? She's five. She's like, oh she's never tried it. She fucking loved it, but she's like, oh my god. Oh, no, I don't want and she goes stop torturing me. It's do torture. It's torture pie those like it's not torture pie. You know, it's good. You should try it. But yeah. She's crazy. Oh my gosh, that's funny. Yeah, she's insane. Yeah, so I guess I guess that was our trip that we just wanted to do a quick summary of our trip. We mailed out our Joe Lewis in the Dayton, Ohio. Yeah, we pulled over there are $10 patreon members who have been with us a year. Got Joe Louise the sweet coat Fleet look like some of them arrived safely, which is great. They didn't get crushed so big fan, I'm Brittany. We need your address. Oh, yeah. I asked you for it, but I never got it. I'm calling you out. We're calling you out on the podcast. So I guess we should actually put some stories in our hundredth episode right like probably yeah, we've been rambling a little bit here. That's okay. We had a lot to catch up on we've had a lot going on in our world. And yeah, don't worry. I put I put the skipper, you know time stamp on the the episode each time. So it's all good. There you go. It's all good. Perfect. Okay, so we have some in the new stuff, okay. Bart Starr, dr. Paul Nassif is engaged to his longtime girlfriend. Brittany Pataki goes after the botched doctor 56 proposed to his Tupa tacos. Whatever the fuck her name is 27 on Saturday night during a romantic boat ride. Hey, whatever the fuck your name is. Will you marry me? Hey doctor, that's 56 proposed to girlfriend this 27. I know I picked up on that too. I was wondering if you were going to I don't have a problem with this do I? Yes, I do. I was waiting. I was essentially just waiting to see if you were going to say something about that. I'm trying to be a better person and not judge but I'm having a hard time. I don't think that would fly with our audience. I you know, I think they expect the judging big jump. Yeah, that's a big jump. What does that already 40 the 50? That's like 30 or difference. That's a little excessive Rebecca. That's an entire person an entire adult. Yeah, and you know like this whole midlife crisis shit. Like I don't know anyways, okay. So according to the National Post the RCMP arrested for men from Manchester headed to a stag party in Las Vegas after they became so rowdy the crew had to make an emergency. Landing in Winnipeg to kick them off the flight. Wow, greater Manchester police. Say the group boarded a flight from Manchester to Las Vegas on March 24th, 2018. After takeoff crew members realize the wild stay group were disturbing fellow passengers by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and smoking e-cigarettes the situation got worse when the men started having water fights bring water bottles across the cabin and soaking those around them despite multiple. Warnings from the crew that's kind of men also allegedly exposed themselves to passengers. It just escalates right police say the crew told the group the flight would be diverted if the behavior continued one of the men 33 year-old Michael Ward allegedly said you can't tell me what to do. You are lower down the food chain for me. I'm a 40K a year Builder. You are just an air hostess. Don't try to tell me. what to do all you would go out the door it with the plane in the air I be like, let me break this window and stuff you in it the men continued swearing and shouting at both staff and passengers which led the captain to divert the flight to Winnipeg dumping 10,000 gallons of fuel to land safely upon Landing that morning RCMP arrested the for Manchester men's Scott Caper 33, Craig Hopwood 32 and Michael Ward will spend two years in jail while Daniel how Howarth Howarth whatever 35 is sentenced to 1 year and 7 months. Holy to jail. Listen, if you think your bachelor party was Hardcore, you're not get arrested land a plane hardcore. Yeah, like is this for real? That's Nene. Even it was a in the National Post. So it's got to be real right National Post is legit has a not they have In ages of these men. I'm pretty sure this is r and let me tell you if it was going to be men from somewhere Manchester England would probably be that's where we saw Lisa right? That's where the Gallagher brothers are from my friend and they have had their share of getting kicked off planes. So Liam's not allowed to fly, I think as an Australian some Australian Airline anymore. Oh, yeah years ago in like 1998 that happened. Oh boy. Oh, yeah. There's some classic us. Door. He's still gonna y'all gotta chill the fuck out when you're on a plane. I know water fight. Well hell I can't even that's pretty hilarious. But well, they're in jail everybody enjoy that so our first listener story today y'all got me through wedding planning with this podcast. So thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for saying that. Please. Keep me Anonymous. Thanks wedding story stripper guests and worse DJ ever. Well, it's promising so far not gonna lie my good friend from high school through a seriously gorgeous wedding. The ceremony was beautiful and she did an incredible job decorating the venue which was an upscale spot within the middle of the city. This made it a bit noticeable when the stripper showed up to the wedding, I guess. Well, they weren't confirmed strippers. Does that mean like it sounds like a religious, you know, Jessica Rabbit, they've taken a stripper. Ian spread your legs darling. Well, they weren't confirmed strippers, but they looked like they had hopped off the pole and stepped into this reception. Oh our we're not shaming. Let's not. Oh no, we shame outfits that are too slutty for weddings a little bit. There is appropriate. You can't look like you just jumped off the pool. Not that there's anything wrong with that but you can't wear the only thing wrong with riding a pool. No, but do it in the club, right? Yeah, like you have to can't bring that. Ow. For to a wedding, you know if I had a pole in my room I'd probably use it. There you go, you know you can get them, right? Oh from the moment. We saw them and the bottom part of their butt cheeks hanging out of their quote dresses. Oh my uh-huh, my table decided to spend the majority of dinner speculating who these bitches were. I finally caught up with my friend the bride and apparently they were friends of the groomsmen. Lots of air quotes on Friends yikes. So then a few hours and many glasses of wine later. We are on the Dance Floor the DJ had done a few odd things weird spoking interjections interesting song Choices Etc, but about two-thirds of the way through the night. He stops the music and says, he's going to play one of his favorite songs. He starts the song from somewhere in the base of my alcohol-soaked brain. I immediately realized three things number one. I This song but couldn't quite place it number two. I hadn't heard the song in a long time number three. This song is fucking awesome. I did a classic white girl and started losing it on the Dance Floor, by the way, that's what they call the the trucks in Nashville with all the women on the back. They call them woo mobiles because they go by and everybody goes white girl. Yeah, that's true. It was all white girls too. It totally was there's so far there was Has no people of color and me where I don't know. Did you notice that though? Like it seems like Truck Yeah, like in the bachelorette parties and stuff. It seemed to be 95% like white girl. Wu's really seemed to me. I mean, this is just I didn't even think about it until now but now that I think about it and the guys in The Bachelor paid attention I didn't well, we're from a very Multicultural area, right but me I don't know if it's the area or what but it seemed to be like when white girl Wu's all the way. Yeah. So she did her classic white girl. Woo and started losing it on the Dance Floor. My fiancé asked what song it was we are still in the intro and I played it forward in my head until I got to the chorus and realized. Oh no, this is not a wedding appropriate song. What song was it? Scotty Doesn't Know from Europe from EuroTrip and it says Rebecca will know this movie. I do know this movie. Listen. Listen, I know the cover of that movie and it looked Such trash I was like a void. So anyway, no. Oh God. It's a oh my God, is it not trapping right matinee? My demon saying it I think is it not a trash movie. No, it's awesome. It's trash I can tell I know it is such trash I can tell what's it about Rebecca. How many erections are there in it? It's so good. You have to hear the song though guys I is so wrong size for this. This thing did you notice she didn't answer my question about how many erections are in this movie? It's because it's trash five feet. There you go. Now, I don't know how many erections you count them admit it Rebecca will know this movie. I love that they're calling you and they know exactly the kind of films you watch while she watched it to ya cause she's like you so she knows she can identify one of you okay, if you are unfamiliar, it's a song about how Scotty Doesn't Know his girlfriend is banging the singer. That's not bad or that's not good. Not a wedding song everyone on the Dance Floor went to their tables and sat down except the strippers, but the DJ play the whole song and she's in the corner our listeners in the car gone. Yeah. Oh dear. Thank you for that story. That was hilarious. So awesome. That's awesome, you know of that you and Rebecca need to get together and have a movie night apparently and I'm just going to sit there on the corner scoffing at you both. I love it. Oh my gosh as photographers. I don't know how many times you showed up to a wedding Rebecca, but there would be like missing ties. 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I spoke to the hair and makeup company and the bride didn't bother disputing. I wonder how the hell that jobs like that are actually married. She was an absolute nightmare to work with. Let me tell you guys that is why you have contracts as vendors, uh-huh in case the bride gets punched in the face. No the bride poor she punches stir in the Saudis in case the bride punches her sister in the face. That's fucked. Yeah. Really Uncle some kind of I wish I was there. You just see the phone creep up record. And this next one starts kind of problematic. Okay. It says I had really bad gas. I think from nerves. Maybe she had too much White Castle as possible. Ah, the bridal party was about to walk down the aisle and I let out a horrible. Horrible fart, oh it smells. So awful that I knocked my sister over she had White Castle. She had White Castle. Listen, they're not called sliders for nothing is useless. Okay? Well, she fell and pushed a little girl getting the girl's arm stuck in a railing. The girl was screaming everyone knew about my ghastliness by the end of the That's incredible when you fart so powerfully you knock a human over right right get someone stuck in a railing. It may not be The Surety bride story, but we had to get something similar in of course. It's an Anna. Hey, it's a party. It's an anniversary. Yep, another bridesmaid and I had to bring red wine and a basket of bread to the altar instead of waiting for the priest. We went up the stairs. I stepped on my long dress and abruptly stopped the other girl. Didn't stop in time and I spilled the entire bottle of wine all over our addresses and the bride. Oh, it's like all you can hope is that they had like burgundy dresses, but of course the bride would be in Pure White. So yeah so bad. Finally something where my employment is relevant. I do event planning and Catering two months ago. I was working the serving end of a marriage reception and apparently the maid of honor had decided to become vegan two hours before the reception guys. There's a place in time. Maybe this was the time. Apparently I don't she got her calling from the vegan God and what was being served everyone. Steak potatoes and an assortment of veggies this woman flipped out that we wouldn't cook the meal that she looked up online some fucking outrageously difficult meal. We told her that we had plenty of veggies and salad, but know this woman had to have that meal the bride eventually told her literally to shut the fuck up or get out. I love it. You know the funniest part the bitch ended up eating the steak. Wow. Wow, that was short trip short-lived trip down here. You drained. Yeah, Sonya vegan Lane was short the bitch ended up eating the steak after making us take it away ten minutes after her freaked out. She wanted it back me and my boss agreed that she was jealous of all the attention her friend was getting and just had to have some for herself. Or she's just a straight cunt. Yeah, there's either or option A and option b. Yeah, either way that is a period Ike's I've been an event manager at various types of places and the wedding drama is really what ended the career path for me and annoyingly late nights once at a high-end golf course. I was working on the seating chart the bride and groom put the groom's brother at the farthest possible spot from them turns out it wasn't far enough. What an embarrassing character. This man was gorgeous dress to the nines in his perfect light gray suit, and he was apparently a top lawyer in our Capital City. Anyway bride and groom chose many bottles of wine for their favours. They wanted to do a group photo shoot on one of the fairways. So all the guests were out of the building for about half an hour. I came out of my office to see him Downing every bottle. He could find and leaving the open bottles on the tables to drip red wine all over the blush tablecloths. Oh, no, the room hadn't yet been revealed and was about to be with this huge mess. I started telling him to leave the room Etc. He turns to me has red wine all over him. Like some toddler was spaghetti. He starts yelling at me cussing me out telling me who he is blah blah blah. I cut him off at 4:00 p.m. He spent the whole dinner harassing my servers for wine stealing other people's drinks and hiding the drugs. Thinks his more empathetic family members got him. I repeatedly begged the bride's father to boot him out something I couldn't do for business politics reasons, of course. Mmm. Finally he did after seeing his son berating me in the parking lot after catching him breaking beer bottles behind everyone's cars God. He's a fucking hot mess man. Holy shit. He proceeded to scream how I ruined his brother's wedding in his now burgundy and Grace. A suit while the police escorted him away. I was at work until 6 a.m. Cleaning up broken glass with a flashlight. So the early golfers didn't have issues before maintenance started their workday being engaged is so exciting but planning a wedding is so stressful. Don't let your big day cause unnecessary Financial worries ready to take your relationship to the next level with the twine app saving money towards your financial goals. Just got easier save with a cash savings account or invest in a portfolio customized for you based on your Needs a with automatic deposits from your bank to twine. You can set it forget it and save up without even trying no more temptation to spend that extra money and did we mention that you can share a goal with a partner and save together that's teamwork with twine. You can save and invest for the things that matter to you. 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Sometimes I don't know when he's joking and I'm kind of like I don't know if I should laugh or not. Yeah, it's funny if it's a joke, if it's not it's not funny. I love that he confuses you that much of totally gonna tell him and he'll talk with you even more and it'll be great. I'm like, what do I say? It'll be so good. Okay. We have one more listeners story this week now. I don't know if she wants to be named or not. So I'm not going to name her because I don't want to get in trouble for that. Can you imagine we named someone in there? Like, how dare you? Yeah, let me start off by saying my mother-in-law is not a huge fan of me always a good sign right for Sample, she told everyone in her church that I was evil five years ago. And now every time I go to church with them everyone gives me mean hugs. Well, I'm going to read that again. What's that mean hug? I don't know. I guess just like Oh, sorry. I read that wrong. Okay, I'm gonna try to read that again and not fuck it up everybody. It was still funny though because everybody's picturing mean hugs like hugging you fucking yatch in the ear hat that pat on the back that drilling or that hug where it's like you put your armor on someone but your body you could fit an entire person in between you yes, that's the kind of hug and Rebecca does I'm kidding. She doesn't actually know I totally do you do not not to me. I don't put I know what I must Because that's how my son hugs. Really. Yeah, and I have to say no. I want a real one things like, okay. Do you know what Justin does to me? And I could kill him for it every time he does it. I'm like fucking stop he comes in and he does a half turn he turns and he like he gives me his shoulder practically and kind of like puts his arms and I'm like this is bullshit and I call him on the bullshit of his hug. And then I face him forward and full and plant him just right on that. Oh, yeah. I have no patience for that. So I'm going to read this again and not fuck it up this time. Okay guys, so as you know, she told the Mother-in-law told everybody in the church that she was evil five years ago. And now every time I go to church with them, I think she's I think she what she's saying is everybody kind of gives her a Mean Mug like like kind of like looks gives her the stink eye, you know, okay, by the way, nobody knows why I'm evil since she has never given anyone a real reason as to why she doesn't like me. She supposedly loves me now, and she Tells me that she does constantly but her actions say otherwise many more stories. I could tell you about stuff. She said about me and done in the past, but I'll just tell you all about the wedding stuff for now number one at our engagement party. She sat in the corner and when people tried to come up to her she straight up ignored them like acted like they weren't there or just looked in the other direction. Wow. Wow, that's that's got C to do you have to have a high level of self-confidence to just be like you don't exist right now. Now yeah at my bridal shower my dog. Does that well, as long as we know we're comparing her to number two at my bridal shower. The one she actually came to her and my sister-in-law showed up for 10 minutes when she arrived. She immediately said that she was not staying and whatever people would come up and try to say hi. She would scream loudly that she wasn't staying so basically people just thought she was weird and left her alone. Then the people at my bridal shower went around the room saying where they met me and when it got to her she said I am the groom's Mom very short and rude, which was Then followed up to my aunt when she said yes. This is the future mother-in-law. My mother-in-law replied mother-in-law is such a Negative term. She doesn't need to call me that we will come up with a different name, which was so weird about Shannon. She Anna we all know what that means don't we number three after they left my sister-in-law texted me and apologized saying she got onto her mother after she left. Her mother's response was why doesn't everyone just leave me alone. I would she's like an emo mother-in-law that is what I'm hearing. I would just like to sit there and be a fly on the wall. Nobody needs to talk to me. Maybe it's just menopause number four. She's a real. Basket of sunshine number four. Also, we went to take a picture and everyone had to beg for her to get into it. She then told me to crop her out. So nobody would see her in it also takes yikes. Also. I just want to say that my wedding is 10 days away and she still has not picked out a dress for herself. Oh. She's really happy about this wedding. Wow. Can't wait to see what she does at our wedding. There may be more stories to come. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. That is a yikes. Okay, before we end this week we are going to do double D's. Whoo, so we are on dating, which is always a fun topic. I went on a Tinder date in January then ended poorly at the end. He tried to kiss me. I dodged tripped over a curb and broke my fibula while falling into traffic. Holy shit. That's a bad date. This guy got down in the road with me moved my hair behind my ear and said we could tell people that we fell in love the corniness is incredibly. Yeah, the time was I mean, she's hurt dude. Yeah, it's just not even she's really gonna get the fuck off me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh God last one for this week. He asks me out to dinner but instead of a restaurant he pulls into an empty parking lot and pulls out his half flaccid dick God that's a turn-on sausage. Yeah, no kidding. Right? He looks at me with a shrug and goes. Hey, yeah, he's like a Canadian that will always get your dick sucked like really? Yeah. I look at him in the eye all Stern. For a good minute before he zips up his pants and he drives me back home in complete silence only when we pull in my driveway. He says your eyes are too big for your face really bruised ego much buddy. Oh my God, I just get out and start walking to my door, but he gets out to I figured to apologize but no he tries to kiss me. Good night that I don't think I would have stayed in the car if a guy Dover and worked out his dick I'd be like and we're done. Oh, yeah, I would have gotten out and right right into an Uber immediately. Yeah, like not even though I can't even it's not even it's not even an option at that point. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. So we have to do MFM update. Oh we have to do we have to know I'm at 5 update, but I also want to say thank you to our patrons this week. Yeah, can't forget them our new patrons this week our Diego said Yes Z because I'm Canadian Mackenzie B and Shanna they went to patreon.com slash secret life of weddings to get additional episodes every single week. Thank you so much for supporting the show guys. You guys rock you do. Thank you Charlotte Solomon our producer for this week. So there has been on the tail of our tail end of our last episode. We talked about the my favorite murder drama, and I basically did a cool notes version. I updated Rebecca about everything happening in the my Murder podcast world and there's been a lot a lot. There's been a lot and there's more now. So if you missed last week and you want to know what I'm talking about, you might want to go back to episode 99 and just listen to the tail end of it where I kind of gave her the lowdown because she wasn't sure what was going on. But since we recorded that episode there has been further developments. So of course not of course not long ago at Sea sellers who were making my favorite murder merch Ouch, and that type of thing with like, you know, stay sexy don't get murdered SSD GM like their catch phrases and things started getting these kind of questionable letters. It was they were a cease and desist letter from a lawyer, you know, and the lawyer said in the letter they were representing Karen and Georgia from my favorite murder and they want them to stop producing this merch that has these specific phrases on them in particular that they're trademarked. I think it was SSD GM stay sexy. Don't get murdered and my favorite murder those were the Marx but I guess the letter wasn't really like certain things weren't worded correctly or weren't they weren't worded as well as I'm wording the sentence essentially. So the point is people were like, I don't know if this is legit. It also doesn't seem like something Karen and George would do because Karen and Georgia from my favorite murder have encouraged people on Etsy to create their fan art for as long as we can remember. Yeah, right. So from the beginning of the show They were like, this is awesome. As long as you know, you're not mass producing a t-shirt with our logo on it and you know, Jen generically selling it and shit like that. They were encouraging the fan art to be made, you know to be fair. They should because you know, it's about the fans podcasting is half, you know more than half about the fans, right? Yeah. So they as a result of encouraging it all this really amazing art was being made people are doing everything for illustrations to bracelets to jewelry to posters to just everything you could Imagine Under the Sun and even myself. I made my favorite murderdolls, right and it's just it was a really cool artistic movement almost and people really encouraged it people made their living from these stores, but it was because you know, they had encouraged it from the beginning and as a result. The Etsy store is in the artwork movement actually propelled the show forward. They also sent a ton of free shit to the girls and they loved it. They open gifts on are they like they encouraged all of this. They did shout outs to the Etsy stores themselves. They were highly highly accepting and encouraging of this movement. So when people got this letter, they were like what the fuck this can't be right? So they question the truth of it. They actually, you know, people went to the lawyer and said like are you for real right now? And he said yeah, but the problem is nobody had heard a word from Karen and Georgia and still haven't so I'll be fair they're not let they're probably not allowed to comment on every sure they are they always comment on their podcast. Not always but usually when there's a big fluffy some going on a big kerfuffle in the community, they'll comment on it and they should yeah, so we have to be very careful what they say because there's lawyers involved. No, but it's simply a cease-and-desist like because of a trademark. It's not really complex. But the point is nobody got a given a heads-up and its really pissing people off. Yeah, because people should know that this was coming so that changes could be made but furthermore people are calling them Hypocrites and just, you know, maybe not Hypocrites, but just I love going back on what they stood flyer beginning wires. Well, who knows but well essentially you are a liar then because you just went back on what you said you were going to do. It's like yeah, you know, it's like us going into the wedding groups right now and poaching all the stories which we could and we'd have endless content, but we don't but we don't because we consider that a group thing. Right? Like we're it's considered to help because we said we wouldn't do it. So we're not going to do it and I exactly want to do it but I'm not going to do it because I said I wouldn't do it. Yeah, and it'd be like you going back on that. And just fucking doing it and then it's like yeah, you're I'm not trying to shit on them or anything. It's just seems like they keep taking wrong turns at some level. It's problematic because they really should have a PR person at this point. I kind of don't understand why they don't not like they they make a lot of money off their podcast a lot. Yeah. They're millionaires easy. Yeah, and yeah, it's just everybody just feels kind of shunned and it's been nothing but a money grab lately. They've got a book coming out right now, too. So every post about the book, Is just problems in the comments, like everybody is shitting all over the situation and it's just getting worse. It's basically the dumpster fires getting bigger. It's getting hotter and we just want to talk to you on that because you know, we do deal. Yeah the gospel Sucka shit ton of fans, of course bow shitloads. Yeah, but I you know, I don't agree with that see stuff again Switzerland, but I don't agree with it. It's problematic. Well, I just don't okay, I would agree with it if it was that way from Beginning. Yes, if you want to protect your brand, you know, and you don't cool. I get it. It's I totally get it. But that's the thing small sellers that you've encouraged. That's the problem. You've encouraged it. You've made a decision. It's not cool for considering the amount of money you make especially it's not really cool considering your fan base to go back on that promise. They have they make a fucking shit ton. So I mean, I know you know what to be fair. We don't make a shit ton, but his hair very fair of me to say that if sellers did that with our podcast would be cool with it. I don't know. I think it would depend on what it was it really would and it's not even something you have to think about right now. So I'm not even going out of but you know, yeah, the point is though we wouldn't go back on whatever decision we made right? Why is no one making March for our show y'all are Slackers Canada, but it's true. It's sad because a lot of these Etsy sellers. This is how they make their livelihood and they really did it out of a love for the show. Yeah. And it was supportive of the brand and yeah, so that's what's going on right now. And can we be real like come on, everyone does knockoff shit. So does it and that these and that it's not even knock off because these Etsy sellers are making their own designs. So actually you're not copying. I don't know. I admire them for being able to do that. I can't do that. They're not copying something that's like in their store. For example their cop. They're creating new product, you know that is inspired by their R catch phrases and things like that. So yeah, which you know, yeah, I could like I get it if they were doing like mimicking everything in their store, but they're not cells. They're like, I have an awesome idea for a teepee t-shirt. I'm going to totally do anything. I would be I would buy at see stuff over there March because I like the stuff in Etsy about her. Yeah, everybody says that to the stuff and that's the offense to them or anything. But I think maybe you know instead they should, you know be contacting some of these Etsy artist hire them and be like Can you design our next line? How good would that go over amazing like PR and stuff? Yeah. Okay girls hire us for your PR immediately. Oh my gosh. I just don't get it. I mean, I don't get it. I know that's how you know, these aren't stupid women either women. So it's just that's the thing. So it kind of blows my mind a bit. That's the thing. When you have a podcast guys, you have to treat it like a business and you have to be careful what turns your take. Absolutely you don't want to hurt people. On a lighter note and our hundredth episode my thighs have finally stopped hurting they done being on fire. Aah, they are so when we went out on our last night in Nashville, I wore a dress now. I was very proud because this dress I've had it since I was very young like early 20s and it's like this magic piece of garment. I don't even know it's like this magic garment that fits no matter like the Magic School Bus it is the Magic School Bus of dresses for me, okay? My body no matter what size I am I was a kid. Like I said, I was like 20 and it wouldn't fit me and I like multiple sizes bigger now and it I couldn't believe it. I fit me and I owe nothing like that. I hadn't tried it in years. The only other dress that ever fit me like that that it fits other women who are a lot smaller is my dress that I wore in Paris at the photo shoot the gold one it fits like but that was like several hundred dollars this dress, you know was just cheap and it's like a gene. Yeah. It's like a genie wrap dress, but the problem was after After a night out in this dress, I had the worst thigh chafing ever. Okay, so we're walking and I'm like, oh my God, it's like to baked hams. Just shit hurts it fucking hurts. So the next day I'm like I shouldn't laugh and not oh, yeah cannot wait to get into my yoga pants, right? So I get into my yoga pants still hurts, right? Yeah. It's thank God. It's just stopped, but I was like, you know memories of Nashville walking to school. To pick up my kids and like my thighs hurt the and you know, yeah, holy shit though. I don't usually wear dresses and go walking around places. So this is like a new phenomenon to me, but good on you whoever puts up with that for long periods of time because it wasn't pleasant. Yeah, he needs some shorts or some shit underneath. I need something. Well, I need to know I need something to like cover the entire area. Like I don't think shorts are gonna cut it and you'd like long pants or I need to get like yoga pants and cut them at the knee, you know, yeah. I will say we went to Kid Rock Kid Rock's Bar on the Friday night. I loved it. So amazing. The band was phenomenal the singer. Her name was Rachel. We do not know who she is. But if someone knows who she has can you please point me in the right direction so I can listen to more of her music. She was incredible. They were cover band. Yeah, but they were insane. I've never seen that she was crowd surfing over the Dance Floor singing while she was in the air. They were taking requests. It was Insanity. It was so much fun. Really? All yeah. Yeah, it was really cool. We love love love love love love. So if you ever go down there, there's like five floors and it's called it's new. It's only been open for a couple months. It's Kid Rock's honky-tonk and Steakhouse. I think that's what they call it. It's the greatest. It's the greatest domain ever because it's literally Kid Rock's honky-tonkin Steakhouse.com and it's like the longest URL you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. It is great funny. It is so fun and every floor has a different band on it and they're all playing like I'd like for me it was fabulous because I'm not into country music. So yeah as much as I enjoyed it kind of being on the background and things like that. I wouldn't so much actively go listen to it in a bar. So for me, they're playing like Weezer, they're playing whatever else they're playing covers, you know part like Bon Jovi, they're playing really fun party rock and roll and yeah, every floor had a different band doing it and it was it was really cool. We went there twice, you know, yeah, so that was probably our hangout I would say, that's our that's our spot. Yeah. That was our spot School. Rebecca I'm like this is officially my favorite bar in the world. It's too bad. It had not closer, you know, yeah, no kidding and all of the rest of Nashville outside of that main strip there is beautiful like truly. Yeah. I realize thoroughly enjoyed seeing it because you know, when I saw it when I was there as a kid, obviously it wasn't it didn't look the same and there's a lot more buildings and whatnot going on, but very cool. Yeah. It was very cold. It was really neat so big fan of Nashville, if you ever want to go there go just don't go to the hotel. We told you. About yes avoid that one avoid that one, but there's plenty of amazing ones. I'm sure read the reviews don't forget. All right. Well, I think that's good for our hundredth episode. That's it. That's it. Everybody from here on out yet from here on out. It's a hundred and one we're starting again. It's crazy. There we go. And Rebecca anything can happen at weddings and we will be here to tell you all about it. Well, that's it for us this week on The Secret Life of weddings podcast if you need more drama, Your life go over to patreon.com slash secret life of weddings to sign up for additional weekly episodes. The first few episodes are free. So go check it out patreon.com secret life of weddings, and we will see you here next week.
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