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Two Two Dads males. Yeah, there's not a lot of white males with podcasts and functional impact. Yeah. So this week on the podcast we're going to talk about double standards just the different ways that moms and dads are treated out in the parenting world. But before we do, I want to tell you a little bit about myself because I want I want to connect with you guys. So my name is Mike. My name is Mike. I was raised in Connecticut. I went to college in Boston and lived there for quite a long time. And then I moved to Brooklyn and that's where I live now. Now that's where we're doing this podcast with your wife or is this with my wife? Okay. I wish I you often regret that. I didn't move to New York immediately after salad with solo just with you with Hope Solo. No the goalie for US Women's National targeted. Yeah, it's cute. Anyway, so I've made my bones online talking shit about my kids and talking shit about parenting because I'm sarcastically trashing my kids, but I am quite sincerely thrashing parenting. I love my kids I hate I think it sucks. It's frustrating. I make a lot of funny. I think you would all agree hilarious memes. I my quite popular actually my quite popular Instagram account. I'm just you're talking over me, but I'm saying I don't know what you're saying negative things about me. I don't know. How's your Instagram doing exactly what exactly you know, what on the devil's Network, you know, there's people out there that probably think that I want to meet them and then actually know what I handle snakes and weekends, it's fine. Oh one of those Crews so I Oh, yeah, that's what I do online kind of a little bit in character is dead and buried if you will on my blog and my Facebook my Instagram and Twitter podcast at home. My pocket and Pete is neither in character nor has any character. 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It's more of a skill than a talent thinking it's more. Tell them okay. I'm very I'm very good and movie references. We're going to see this episode. We're going to see what I put on my ass has had. Well, listen, hold on some new stuff. So we got we got a couple comments on our previous episodes that we're going to hit up just before it's hear it. Yeah, so we have Paulo Paulo policy one of our patrons. Thank you Paul on our favorites. I don't know. If you've heard this one our favorite parent episode like who's the favorite parent in your house? And what are the benefits of exactly? So Paul said I discovered another Pro to being the preferred parent getting credit for nice things than non-preferred parent did so he says his son's daycare recently complimented him on a new outfit he was wearing so he saw his son proudly told him that Daddy bought it for him. One of course was actually mom because the dad is like I'm so in the tank for my dad, right? I'm gonna lie or may not lie. Just assume gonna give my dad the credit for buying me this cool shirt that somebody likes so so Paul says now the staff thinks I'm an awesome parent with Fashion sense when in reality, I have no idea what the new clothes even look like because he had nothing to do with buying it. Exactly and if you don't know what that's about listen to the last episode because all about how the spoiler alert. Yeah, like one parent over the other and this is a great example of how Paul by the way was sitting back in an armchair by the way, the arm drink Lazy Boy, it wasn't a lazy boy and he'll make his arms were interlaced behind his head. No shit old beer as he guys was because What his wife son came in exactly saying no as the as he went to pick up his kid probably and the kindergarten crew just circle semicircle at him and said thank you so much for being I want to hear from Paul's wife and see how upset he wants wife's life for not getting the credit history motherfucker got all the credit. We're going to talk about misplaced credit. She just called the police coming shortly and they should have we're going to talk about misplace credit. So a couple weeks back. We also talked about the Telling the truth about parenting and now the toll that it takes but also the many many benefits that it has Pete and I are very firm staunch proponents of a telling the truth about parenting which means I agree. You know, it's Norton all as a second. So Sarge Hall of Famer, he'll be in Monument Valley when we have our when we create busts for our ultimate listeners. He says he prefers seeing the reality of parenting over the rainbows and unicorns some pages present. I actually I hate those fake-ass. Happy Dad ads on on Instagram and I agree with him. I don't like fakeness right don't get out of my face with that fake shit. Yeah be honored by my lateness. It's a Kanye lyric. You know what? I'm glad you made that but it was horribly placed and no one liked it. So, you know what? He's a talented guy even if he's not liked me was it we were not like believe know I love Kanye but the point being is that favorites is We're talking about truth about parenting. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's why I'm saying truth about parenting, you know, these fake Instagram account gives gram counts their Instagram account certain there were a five parenting and everyone's looking amazing their pose onderful bullshit. Everyone's beautiful. Here's who's not beautiful you and your horrible horrible say children. Okay. Are you talking about mine? Yeah. I'm telling the truth only pointing if I exactly where he was. On YouTube if I exaggerate anyways, I exaggerated towards the negative side of things. I purposely put filters on myself to look worse than I do. I'm not anywhere near this overweight Mike's at least 160 and super jacked 160. Yeah, is that a compliment so good my six five as well. Yeah or 160. That's that's your lighter than I am. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot that. I'm actually you know, what quite heavier than 160. Thanks. Pete not even wear skinny jeans like you You making fun of my Spider-Man shirt. Nope, just pointing it out for the audience of the audience get it defensive. All right, so Excuse me, a little frog in my throat there. Okay, that was horrible. You didn't even notice. You know, what you don't notice anything anymore even know. It's got my hair done. I haven't any tag. I'm sorry my hair did I know this the proper terminology. It was a fucking joke. I was pretending to be the wife. Anyway, look we'll be back in a few minutes. We're gonna we're gonna finish this argument. We're going to talk about double standards with parenting Pete and I have a lot of things to say about this because you people had a lot of things to say and Most of you are moms and Pete and I are get ready. We're doing it because we're going to disagree with you. We'll be right back. Hey, Mike, have you heard of Spotify before? I have heard of Spotify? Really? 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Wait, there's nothing to apologize for say cuz this is gonna be amazing. So we're talking about essentially double standards. Essentially. Well, what is double standards in both parenting as well as spousal relationships, right? Because let's face it everybody when the spouse goes away. If you're especially if you're a dad when they come back do you go you're saying if your dad goes away? Let me be really yeah, you said especially if you're a dad, so if you're not aware of the kids, okay, while your spouse is gone house is gone, which is very much encouraged by this podcast because that's an important part everyone needs time away from the kids and you should your fucking spouse out of the Yes, that's what you got to do agree. I don't care who you are. You got to get that gets the fucking spouse at the house then weird. Dr. Seuss what you got? What what happens is when they come back after a weekend after 48 Hours of taking care of these lovely lovely offering that you've made and have constantly constantly graded on you the whole for the entire time. It's been miserable. What happens is the exchange rate IE. Oh now that You're back. And now what can I get away with I get it? What do I get in return is what we call bullshit. So kill fine. So you're saying when your wife goes away and you've been stuck saddled with these children? Yes, she comes back you expect a little something right? Like now I can go do this or I get some kind of leeway or I get some recognition. Let's let's no no, so let me let me kind of break it down here because we're talking it down from the fellas. We're gonna Currency here. So at we're talking hours, right? So counting the hours. Well, let's just say we we all do let's just say we all do but I don't know why do and and husband's oh, please we've talked about how you WEP your family. You weaponize everything. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it not minutes? These are the minutes. I've been alone with the children. Let's do minutes, but we're talking hours. Okay. So what happens is now you're at the 48. Our Mark and your wife comes home and she's like, you know what honey? Just yeah. Why don't you go out for an hour? Go record your podcast. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, watch watch watch right. Now. You're saying as a dad you get that our as a husband. Mmm. Just imagine for a second a husband said Imagine me I'm going away for a river Camp the same amount of time mind you what's River Camp? Yeah, just like I'm just giving an example of what does that mean? It's like a two-day camped on a river some kind, you know some in a van down by the river. Yeah. Sure great Saturday live reference guide imagination by Bo Derek was that little known fact is that we where you would Camp, you know, what man if my kids weren't there. I'm fucking down with it. I'll go in a van down by the river right now. You don't want me to all right exactly both on the same. #me too. We come back at the scene is like scheana's. Okay. So here are the font first of all your entire, you know, every second from now until midweek is now consumed by taking care of the kids because the exchange rate is what we call disproportion has. Can I say something to you that this but bothers me? In this is my relationship. I don't want to cast any Stones Throw any Stones cast any aspersions usually Stones. So I love telling my wife especially when she was stay-at-home mom go out with your friends. Yes go out you deserve for the night. You know what I'll watch what I want it, so probably dark. It's on Netflix because it's a great show in which I got you into and you know appreciate and I do appreciate also the boys boys boys. Acknowledge our good darkest Darkness. Hey, it's not as good as the boys. All right, that's fucking bullshit. I haven't seen the boys, but I know for a fact anyway, so I'll send my wife out in this and in fact this coming weekend. She has her girlfriends coming up for college weekend. Great. I'm taking the kids to my parents in Connecticut because her girlfriends are staying in our apartment in New York because New York is a hip happening place to be do you say hip happening hip hip it happens to be happening hippopotamus hip-hop apartment. Yes, we get big daddy reference guys. That's that's to pop culture references and see what I can do tonight. So let's count Dark mp3. I'm going to my parents and here's what's going to happen. I'm going to take kiss my parents and my wife's not going to fucking hear a word for me. I'm not going to text her. I'm not going to do any of that shit more when I go away for the weekend or come out almost as soon as I leave the door. Hey, she'll start testing me. Did you not pick up the Milk that I yes in the complaints or text that I speech to texted when the line was. Can you pick up the milk? And then I speak texted 400 Kara for antenna words. Yeah, and then I and then I replied with k or she'll work letter she'll text about how she's having a bad time like oh this kids doing this is because doing that look, you know what I washed my hands of it when I left the house. Give me that. Hey the whole point is that I am out and away from the kids when You go. I don't fucking bitch about what's going on in the house and like make you feel guilty for being gone. You know, why because I know how much it sucks and also because I know if I do that you'll divorce me. Whereas when you do it to me. I'm gonna suck it up because it's one of the double standards of the spousal relationship just like your disproportionate thing, right you can bring that up. But if you bring that disproportionate thing up, you're gonna get shot down my God gonna cost. Would I bring it up to me know the only time I would ever bring it up as on some sort of podcasts or or when you're in the middle of a Big fight and you've only got your tongue you bit your tongue for so long and then it gets the boys are finally you have to say it. We did not damn it when I fucking go out. Honestly. I probably shouldn't have said what I just said unless that was in the middle of a really bad fight, but now it will probably cause a really bad fight so great. I'm so here. We have a podcast we have what's called disproportionate spousal exchange rate. Let's do it. Let's get into it. We're getting in a double standards. Now, I know but less about spousal so quite frankly. Ali but it does come down to so the disproportionate part of it as a very apt because description I appreciate our perception as a dad as dad's is different from Mom's perception as our wives will show so not even that what we're really going to be talking about. This episode is is society's perception of mom and dad Society, right? So can hate you I posed this question on my Instagram and and and thank you to everybody who respond we got a lot of Comments, I've written a lot of them that I've transcribed a lot of them here. I don't know we're going to get to all of them. We're gonna do our GD best. All right, let's do it. Alright, so one of the main topics and I've been hearing this for years is that people perceive dads who do anything as like fucking mythical creatures like heroes superheroes, right? So linzer bins. I like the name linzer been says dropping off school supplies isn't just for moms. My husband isn't a hero for helping right? So like there's a whole theme of this hero thing. But this in particular gets to part of it. Where is if a dad is out in public being seen doing something even if it's something totally The mundane and routine it's like oh look at that guy. If you're in the fucking dad and the drop-off line of the school the moms are all over you. I can't tell you how many looks I get people. I mean look, I'm a very attractive man. So that's part of it. But a lot of it is needs agreeing look at them. Not unless I've seen a bunch of your drawings you've done of yourself in the mirror and they are what does that mean during the dive myself in here kind of like a kind of like Titanic with you like draw meat, so I'm saying to myself in the mirror. Mirror, they might draw myself like one of your French girls like oh you are that is the weirdest scenario I've legitimately ever heard and he just went back a fingers a few weeks ago because you are a bag of fingers. Here's her even know what that money. Here's what I actually think is really good about what you said and actually sorry attractive. I am Lynn's linzinnz our bins said younglings, which is here's what these moms / dad's Maybe. Because I don't know the other side where I literally was literally talking about that's okay. Well you were talking about moms saying you know, what fuck did I get 4 shelves too much credit for doing a generic shit actually and guess what? Guess what's happening? What that's going around the whole every single mom who sees a single day or sees a dad a dad. Yeah a dad in line somewhere doing some things like well that guy's dad does way more than you do and your their own dad. Yeah to their own. Husband, yeah, and you as the husband and provider or whatever as a husband scuse me, just simple Waimea hashtag. We like over 2019 at the same time. We're being were being put in a corner and guess who does nobody puts? Yeah, I'll be in the corner. We'll look here's the part of the problem is and I don't want to bring it back to society. I'm going to the world is changing and more and more dads are taking on an equal share of yes. I think we are but for centuries Millennia, yeah orrible amount has a stretch now, we should say awful amounts of time just awful amount of time like three days. What's happening? Right so but dads have been the one who was out doing the hunting of the woolly mammoths. Look I'm not an historian with this is good. Right? I'm just saying there's a reason the society can be done with they can drop off the fucking backpacks changing Society is changing but it hasn't changed and there's a lot of people with retrograde attitudes, but the fact is if there are 30 moms at the school drop-off there might only be five dad so itíll still is a little bit. Of an anomaly may be in your community. It's a little bit different but dad's do get more credit for doing shit that moms do everyday frankly. I'm saying linzer bins is right. Like I agree. They should sometime actually, how about both showing up and just both being like hey, you know what, maybe mom's got a more high-powered career and she can't be late for a fucking meeting. You know what God look at you so underscores. The Lonnie underscore says babywearing is another big example where - he's a dad wearing a baby. They're like go you my man, but sometimes she's a mom wearing a baby. It's like yeah, no shit. She's like your back moms wearing a fucking baby. Check your kids at the door. Who is a dad who that's a funny meme page. You should check it out. Check your kids at the door and Instagram says my wife hates how I get compliments when I take all three kids out shopping. First of all, why are you taking all three kids outside because he's a fucking bad-ass. He is a badass how you first rocks if you're a mom and you're taking all three kids out shopping. What are you doing? What are you talking about - one of them dude, that's an activity. I know it is. Is your wife does it all the time? I do it all the time. I don't believe that you're not equate. You couldn't handle that. Oh really? Fuck out of here mate. You can do that. I know yeah, obviously all my point is is my whole afternoon activities. We're going to go shopping. Yeah. I don't really house. You know, why cause I know I'm not as good at my wife as as my wife at it. I don't know what those words mean. I'm I don't have the temperament for it. I don't have that patience. I've got actually Not have been a stay-at-home dad again for for a couple of months now actually the grocery shoppings. Not bad. I'm doing a pretty good job. Alright, there we go. So myself, my point being is I don't get compliments out in public. No, I don't get either get a lot of numbers. Just kidding people give out numbers. It's like a 20-19 his name. How about you like you like them apples? Yeah, how do you like them apples? I got a number that's another reference for you. Could Will Hunting? All right. So a little charmer Amy little charmer 80 who is a very prolific commenter. In fact every time she responds to one of the top. A question she writes. She feels like eight boxes ease up a little bit little Tremor ad right send me an email. It's hard to transcribe these things but she has a good comment for she says dad takes a kid out for the day and it's fucking Daddy Day Care and all Pat's on the back of moms are like, hey jerks, I do that shit. Every fucking day again dads get credit for doing the normal shit. But look, if I now I'm a stay-at-home Dad if my wife were to come home. She's a little bit out of practice and it take the kids somewhere. I'll give her a pat on the back, but job, honey you It you haven't lost your touch with the kids. I got you. I'm happening right now. I'm a generous person immediately. Your I was raised is slightly less black than it currently. So there we go. Mrs. Shoni bear says, she had annoys her when her husband gets congratulated for merely participating. What about me every day? So this is what these women are pissed off about it's not so much their husbands and what they're doing. It's the the fact that society places such value on dads who pitch in In well, hang on. Can I put this for a second? So I'm hearing you I'm hearing you. But what about the more you do the more you extol sort of adulation? Well, you kind of get people into it. It's like oh your husband wasn't there and you can it's not a shame thing, but it sounds like it's though little bit. Well, it's more well quite frankly. If it's first day schooled it like you should get into it. You should both go to the first day of school. If you can hang out, you know know if you can handle you should Know if you can handle it we talked about this is there's some places that there's some companies companies. Yes, because both parents might work or one parent might work and it's not always that easy of its we're gonna get into a little bit of the problems with working world, right? You're right. I won't let you near your own kids. If you're a sex offender and God damn it. You wouldn't be needing. Well, that's why I keep getting all those numbers. So at me guina said when my husband wears are six week old he can't go two feet without getting praised. My God, he sounds amazing Magdalena. You know, what? What an amazing husband pretty amazing. You're so lucky and what an a congratulations to you Macbeth. ER it says a dad out in public getting swooned at for spending time with his kids like he's some kind of hero. You know what maybe he is. You don't know Clark Kent getting something called an author whom by fighting women who are starved for good husband. Please be good Dads everyone's exhausted. Right know if you have a husband at home who pitches in and you know that it's part of the deal and it's an equal-opportunity situation in your household because it's 2019 and you guys know what's what like you wouldn't be like, oh, look at that fucking guy you like? Yeah. No shit. It's the older generation. A lot of cases was like, I got a lot of grandmas hitting on me, right because they see how good I know. Yeah. It's okay. You're into that you're in the bed. No, but I'm wake me. But here we go, Emma Emma leak while Bonnie. I hope I got that right Emily called Bonnie says changing. Diapers older folks thinks it's only for the mom to do which again, this is a societal thing exactly and a gender-based thing where things have been changing but like how great your parents I remember when my friend Tim's dad and I we had our oldest daughter it got your the first yeah, absolutely, but we were the firm we got he made fun of you for changing diapers. Okay, we'll get there we hit we other friend group. I think we were the first to have a kid and we brought her to a party and then checks out. Parents were there and he goes, you know, I changed at least like a bunch of diapers at least. Yeah, it was one of those ones did you punch him? No, I didn't because I didn't know what that meant at the time because I had no idea how many diapers I'd be changing and in my entire life. I mean you changed as many in one day as he did probably his entire parenting all of a sudden I immediately started changing his diaper. Oh, really? Yeah. He's another dead. I was like, he's like, he's right it tomorrow wiping Isaac sir. This is her someday. Dark place. I've already wiped your front toe my God. Can we have yeah with this. What are you talking about? You're getting very dear Jesus Christ. Anyway, so that's really a true fact that Diana Danny an Chavez Danny an is that a real name Danny an I mean more power to you? I just haven't heard it Danny and Chavez showing up at parent-teacher conference. Doctor's appointment soccer practice dad's again get treated like fucking MVP Super Heroes. This is what I'm saying. I don't I don't Treated like that mean come on, but we live in if you're fairly if you're a dad woke region Park Slope Williamsburg. I mean Park Slope is pretty fucking woke its wealth, but I if you're if you're in this scene and it's 2019, you got to get your shit together. So this is the thing. I'm not saying up for the show. I'm not saying that the dad to do this stuff for the ones who are wrong. Sometimes the people who was raising them that are wrong. Yes, that's her problem. Correct? It's a retrograde views on the fact of the fucking hoi polloi. I don't know when even I know I said it but also in retro peanut gallery. I don't know anything about astrology. Yeah, but I think it might be affecting you because you're off the fucking walls tonight. Here's what I think is that no one should be a super dad for showing up for any kind of like like School event or or kids play now here's I will say on the flip side. Will you can't fucking show up for every single one of them know and you had the way that shit comes can't show up either? Oh, that's not a mom dad. So it's a it's like sometimes we'll book go to this one. Sometimes I'll go to this one. You'll go to that one while I'm going to miss this game. Will you going to miss second? Well what hopefully you miss as much as possible together. Let's just hope that our babysitter records it all with her stupid fucking iPad is stupid. Yeah. You know, what, there you go because your work is fuck and so goddamn. Damn, walk right now. So Hilary O8 this is this is this sucks. Hillary ao8 says her hubby works out of town. 308 Hillary a oh wait, if we could only go back says shoot her husband works out of town three weeks at a time. Then he comes home and takes the kid for 12 hours because she's because I'm sick and people want to give him an award. You know, what heat is just got to work for three weeks straight and I agree with you. He sounds like a very competent little and one called father not his fault. He's at have two weeks at a time. My wife's dad was an over-the-road truck driver. She dealt with that all the time where her mom was holding down the fort for weeks it against what Hillary oh eight. You weren't expecting us to turn on you like that. We apologize for it at all. So I can't read this name is Noemi later right ba ba ba ba ba ba 8 said multiple people have called me super dad because I was carrying my son and walking at the same time. First of all, are you in a wheelchair? Why else would walking like be a cause for celebration? Ation, I don't know that's a weird thing is like I think he may have been exaggerating basically being like people act like and that's another part of it. I don't necessarily praise. Hold on there. No you hold on it's not necessarily a little bit of Flipside to this. We're going to get into a little bit later. It's not necessarily that dads are being praised for being super competent. It's that dads are thought of as being so incompetent when they do something a little bit right they get that they get some Fanfare. That's fuck that is fucking fucked up. We ask Madison. Avenue and Hollywood sitcoms to blame for that and yeah Park Slope the wonderful woke folks the wonderful woke folks. All right, so I want to flip this a little bit and get into some stuff where Dad's get a bad Shake rather than getting too much praise, right? That sounds good. Unfortunately, there aren't as many nearly as many comments dads getting a bad shake. So check your kids at the door again funny meme account on IG. He says He makes it a point to tell all moms that he sees that are doing a great job of the playground and he tries to do it without being a creep and unnecessary the playground but like if you ever gone to the playground and been like the only dad there and feel like moms are like, who's this fucking weirdo hanging out with his kid, or maybe that's not his kid. Maybe he's just passing scoping out kids laughing so hard maybe he's the time. He's you look a little bit like laughing so and six at the kids flask. Did you watch six feet under? No, so six feet under Peter Krause. Was one of the stars and he was like a sex addict on the show and there was a plot line where I think we're like, he would go hit on single moms at like parks and playgrounds and stuff. And that's what that made me think of because I do know I'm in a dad blogger community on Facebook. That's what you join up playground worries will go stories will come up. We're like dads will get victimized or somebody will assume a dad is a pervert or won't assume that the kid is there's like this the moms will see a dad leaving with a kid to be like He's trying to fucking abscond with that kid what nobody ever thinks the women over says the word against ours? No extra. No one ever thinks women are the kidnappers or the human traffickers? It's always the dad's women are dirty women are the problem, right? So little broken head for a little broke it in which is so far. My favorite username of the night little broken. So says she thinks it's unfair that if men are yelling at the kids. They're viewed as scary or being too hard on them, right we've talked about this before where your wife. Oh, we'll go. Go fucking Naka told me Plaza on some on your kid. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. But that's considered like oh a rarity or the kids must have really deserved it. Whereas if it Dad loses his shit. They're like that dad's got a temper problem or some kind of shit. I mean I deal with that in my own household. Look I can be pretty scary. I'm a pretty Burly super Jack the 160 because we were talking about earlier and you fight that you fit that spider but like you really well, you know, what fuck off the Spider-Man t-shirt digs. A good under the same number one of my favorite you fit that one of my favorites, but it's wearable. There you go. It's breathable. It's not breathable. But again, I'm suffering so Holly am green as at that might be Holly am green a z as in like Arizona is that the is that the postal code for Arizona? She said it's normalized for moms to lose their shit constantly every TV show has a mom. Who does this. She's like, I don't think society would take too kindly to a dad who screamed his kids to shut up and then locked himself in the bathroom. I'm to drink today drinking a bubble bath. First of all society would not take kindly old football. Excuse me. Has anyone seen The Honeymooners like that 50s? Yeah. That was the first he Jackie Gleason didn't take bubble baths. It would know all about his wife. Yeah, but did you Mystic abuse is funny Pete the saying it can be five of us get into the kicker here where Holly M green AZ says, that's why your account dead and buried is so refreshing. It shows that dad's. End of their rope to that confuses me a little bit. People didn't know Dad's lost their temper. And can reach the end of their rope. Maybe not from parents. So could I lose the end I go to the end of my rope so quickly. I don't even have a rope. I get home from work, even though I'm unemployed content manager marketing right hook it up when I used to be at work. I'd come home. I'd be home for an hour and I'd fucking lose my mind because I'm dealing with other sources like man stresses running the world kind of stress ladies. Yeah and things super white males yeses that have are stressful because not that this housewife privilege that People are dealing with okay. So now that we've lost everybody what I would say is my biggest thing that I know is when I get in so I get in the car and we've talked about this before but I have to address it because I just came back yesterday from a trip. It looks like a nice trip. It was a nice trip I-5 Pete's wife on Instagram. So I did give it to some of his private moments was I was a piece of shit. I was a real piece of shit. A piece of shit right now. So I believe it. So here's the thing. I'm all about like not you know, don't yell. Don't do this or that are you really like I really like in your house. Yeah, very so conscientious about not raising your voice because I'm not I'm not good at it. I am I although my kids I'll say hey, can you go brush your teeth to have? Why are you yelling? Oh my God happens to me all the time. Listen fuckface. I wasn't yelling. I was using profanity. There's a different haven't even heard. Yeah, and I don't wait until you In the car with me because guess what if I'm anywhere near the George Washington Bridge overpass or the Harlem River Drive these five areas. Yeah, I'm going to fucking swear like you but not at your kids at other drivers, but the thing is is I get I got so am riled up. I guess it's called the road rage. You should see some you know, what the road rage is not at other cars. It's about when it says just take a left here and then it says Not that left, which fuck it laughs who says nothing left to GPS get a little glimpse of it now man. Yeah sure this motherfucker not sell left. Anyway, that is why I yell in the car. So just getting sad can be scary. Even if there isn't necessarily I get louder behind her and it's not allowed. My kids are upset in the back. So I'm getting real loud and real pissed even though I'm scared the daddy thing. On everybody. Meanwhile speaking of double standards. My wife will have just obliterated everybody like, you know without turning around 20 minutes 20 minutes before an hour before whatever and I call heads or just in general like why do I am I always having to do this or like, you know, this isn't like being the concierge and it's not fucking driving over man's world baby. You know what I mean? I'm driving look at my driving skills are amazing. What was that one? That an impression of some kind you're getting into it's like you're doing I'm walking here so walk but then your which is backing off which is Dustin Hoffman by walking in Midnight Cowboy. Then it turned into Christopher Walken. You know what it's saying. I'm driving here. So what now with the Christopher Reeve and guess what his accent in small ways. Anyway, the what's the difference between can I just finish this? Goddamn Superman and Christopher Reeve Christopher Walken? I think that's the joke. That's really I love Christopher Reeves. It means my favorite all-time humor. He was a wonderful humor. I agree. Human your fucking choking left and right in this goddamn episode. I'm just trying to say that I look here's again, it's all about I have a really hard time seeing you being intimidating and scary, but I believe it. I'd like to get that car with it that ya later tonight. We're gonna drive out to George Washington Bridge and just see what happens fireworks and next week. It'll just be me. Me so so let's get back on the serious tip here for a second. Right series tip is David silver would say a lot of comments about double standards about working and in the workplace, right? So for Parker Lane says dads don't have to choose between work and family, right? It's kind of assume that they're going to work and they're still going to be dads and not thought of as being like a lesser dad. But if they do choose to work, you know, that's cool. Right? Whereas if a mom chooses to work, it's like, oh really? Recover this and working versus stay at home. Maybe we did but this is still fucking dummies and totally mop it is double standards. And you're absolutely right. And I think I was the one who mentioned this which was that moms have this horrible sense of guilt. Yeah sociated with going to work and then coming home or is Dad's or more like oh, you know, what? Why is that is that because of society and expectation. Well, I think it's internalized. I think well, not just internalized I think Hormones mother follow my goddamn really fucking that's why a woman can't be president. Right Pete. It's fucking 2019. My man. You know what? I goddamn. We want to take that back. Yeah. Me too. I do any woman right now any fucking human being literally. Anyway, the point being is that I feel with that. It's not a it. Well, it's I feel that women have it worse because not only do they have societal stuff happening, but they also have hormonal Up like it's tough to be away from your kid for that long. It's tough. No, don't be yeah, they do don't suck your teeth sunk my teeth and I think but also the danger zone Kenny Loggins sounds good in the headphones. All right. So what the interesting thing is about the people that wrote in about the working double standards. A lot of the argument is there is a little bit of like dads are expected to work, but if moms work, They're abandoning their kids or some other bullshit like that. Listen to me. Right a lot of the comments were more like If the kid is sick mom is expected to be the one who stays home with the kid, but it's like the dads are never expected to be home with the kid or at loving baby says when I'm working mom when she gets home. She doesn't have less responsibilities at home where it's like when I get home if I was a working day when I get home, it's like it's fucking here's the kids. Yes, take over motherfucker. She is saying in her house, she gets home from work after working 40 plus hours that week. She still has to do all the fucking mom house. Work shit, right. So yes, Cory and Cub says working moms at credit dads are expected to work dad's get credit for cooking and cleaning. Whereas mom's it's like oh you cooked and cleaned. Yeah, no shit. You're a fucking mom. Like even if you have a full-time job. Yeah, you know being a housewife is still part of your fucking job because you can have it all and I just say something if you fucking need a nice house you both keep it clean if you like. I don't need a nice house. My wife died on this is the problem. I have a much lower. Much higher threshold for tolerating. I know water but not filth clutter it can I just say something so when my wife and I shared an apartment before we got married, I was the only one to clean it once we got our apartment. She just flipped the script and was like, why don't you ever clean them like motherfucker? I was cleaning the whole time people don't notice when men clean house cleaning up in there. I was mopping in the linoleum floor, that would never get clean voice ever you doing. Like exasperated what it sounds like you do is I've got an impression. I'm not I'm just exactly so let's keep going this gets into the lot of the Judgment issues. We've been talking about right where moms get judged and moms feel guilt for certain things. So little charmer 80 again. This is one of her 30 fucking messages moms get more judgment for taking time off from the kids like when somebody sees a mom out and they know she has kids they see her out partying like, oh, she's always partying having fun. She's never home with the kids. We talk about you gotta get out. You gotta get as your gotta get out some of your doing like Schwarzenegger. Yeah, I haven't you got I'm not saying she's not saying we judge her. She's saying she feels judgment about that kind of thing. Whereas if a dad is out, you're not going to see like a dad out there and be like, hey, where are the kids and somebody else said that where it's like if my if I'm out and I don't have the kids people are immediately like we're the kids but if they see my husband they don't ask that right to say they're fucking in a bag somewhere. Go back to the working things a little charmer 80 had a quick thing where she said no one bats an eyelid it working dad's she went back to work after having both her kids too. And she went to a corporate job in a woman literally said to her. What's the point in even having kids if you just put them in daycare and go were fuck that person. She said I wanted to punch her in her stupid face. You should have punched it with and you'd be out of a job and back with your kids, which is what that woman wants. Don't let her win now with the devil and you just got tested right? So so a lot of the Judgment a lot of the Judgment women gets again is goes back to the higher standards that people have Right. So Sarah underscore Gannett GN ADT. I have no idea of her pronounced that right could just be Matt could begin that could be connected. We don't know she says if the kids are acting crazy with her husband, they're like, oh my God, you're doing a great job handling these kids. But if they're acting crazy with her she gets dirty looks like all your your your fucking up as a mom. I you should be controlling these kids. I just say I feel like this that's some she's reading into that too much. Oh my God. I don't think that her hormones again. No, I don't think well, no because their kids are her kids six months old don't know that she didn't say 18 months Sarah if you're hearing this. Yeah, please take no offense all in good fun. But let's not hold your kids are but I do I do think that well, but you know, I think there's there's an element in this particular statement that might be over reading the situation. Oh, hold on court. See Anna says when her darling husband is dealing with a cranky three three and a half year old. He's so good. But when she's with the same kid and he's having the same exact tantrum. She's a bad mom. I think an interesting thing to talk about here is much the Judgment these women she's saying her husband if she if he's dealing with a tantrum out in public. He's like all you're doing a great job dealing with a tantrum. But if she's dealing with a tantrum they blame it on her rather than being like, hey, you're handling that. Well, oh my god, dude. I saw Dad. Can I just say something? I saw daddy told us about this last week last week. Yeah coming over here. The kid was melting down and the dad was verbally like a beauty shut the fuck, you know, and I get it I was there. I have was it made it was it mean my mind it just on this this case it wasn't it wasn't but you yeah, but at the same time you got to pull that kid in close and you got to whisper sweet death into their fucking sweet death of fuck up. You fucking hamburger and your teeth. You can't move your lips long and you're smarter than the hard time and then all the sudden you learn ventriloquism a little bit unhinged tonight. We're gonna lie to you but here's another thing. Here's what I think is. Interesting is I think most of the judgment and most of the double standards even I think our moms. It's a mom on mom crime or it's woman-on-woman crime, right? Well, it's older women from different Generations or current women who are judging other moms for somehow not doing what they did or not holding up. Whatever I say and we'll probably what's Mom's were like, oh you're rather be at work than raise your kids. You're a piece of shit, like fuck you. Fuck. You know what? We're all snowflakes, right? Everybody's different. Well now, you know, I'll be able to live our lives also at the same time if you're going to be if you're an older generation, like oh raise your kids like this like fuck off. Yeah, seriously, you have a different a lot of yeah, you've not just the guilt moms feel. So here's what we're doing. We're basically saying that as long as you don't hold it against your husband for going out on a river Camp my gosh. It's River casting is not a common terminology and back. It's called a throwback. It's a call back. Not a throwback. You know what? I just fucking Crush you so household stuff came up a lot to where the the Juggalo mama. I don't know Mike the juggler. Mama says, why are moms expected be the managers of everything dads can come up with ideas to a my wife mom and buried follow her on Instagram says the same shit where she's like the mental load is all on moms, like managing the household. Hold on a second scheduled right all that shit and then and it manifests a lot of times. We're at night were like I'll Go to bed and I'll fall asleep instantly and she has what they like to call Mom Sam Nia where she'll be up all night stressing about everything. Okay, is that my fault? Not necessarily? Okay, but if you think we're here is really where the duopoly exists a duopoly and nobody says absconds. What am I? What's the topic of this double standards? You sit you mistook. I literally you can remember the name you thought episode 29 duopoly. So here's the problem. Yeah. That's what I thought of that. Wobbly, but here's what I meant is double standard. So there is a standard in which its you're not helping. Okay. Well, let me help whatever idea you have is not good enough. Oh, yeah. So your this goes back to the Spells. This is aware. No, but moms want help ya women why I need the husband's until they get so here's okay. So tomorrow I'm going to take my kids to the water park. Why would you take them to the water park that's in crazy? Because then we also have this other thing that happened. I didn't know whatever else is happening this afternoon and you asked me to take the kids during the day. Let me handle my shit and let me handle my shit except for I can't because I'm being judged and er did or bam drop Elite or duopoly door hums hand. There's a little hamstring. So I'm a stay-at-home dad right now. And this happens to me all the time. Right? We're like last night. My wife will be like you should do this with the kids tomorrow. I have literally never once in all the years. She managed the kids at home suggested. She do. Thing right? I trust you to do what now? Look it comes down to the fact that she doesn't trust me to do stuff with them and she's not always wrong. I'm pretty much lazier and I've admitted that I'm not as good at it. I'm lazy. I'm not good with the planning a much more likely to like sit around and then realized oh shit I missed that and I'll shit we're stuck in the house all day. But at the same time like I have never nagged her not that she nagged me. I wouldn't say it's a very loaded term. I've never like said to her you should do this tomorrow. Where do you have this addressed something that she should give you But you're right. There's like but again, I think that comes down to they've internalized the Judgment they feel so that they loaded onto us even though we can get away with less scrutiny because we're the superior gender. You know, I'm like well said Thank you there is nothing that's there's no favorite conversation in my household. Then I'm the only one that does this thing named X and the second I start to do it. Don't do it. You're going to ruin. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they want to have their cake and eat it too. And you know what that's called duopoly as it because it well that's we're saving drop leaf or a different episode. So it's funny so life at the Robertson says something like that what she says when dad's in quotes help with the housework as if they don't also live here. They give what you said right? It's your house. Yeah, we share of the load of managing it and making sure it's kept up well and all that shit feel like but husband's get credit for its semantics really but helping with the housework. Where moms Do the housework I guess would be the argument dkc 1299 says that he thinks it's funny when husbands are sexy when they wash dishes. You know, who said that recently someone about you Jeff Bezos right before that husbands are sexy when they wash dishes. He said that my wife thinks I'm super sexy when I wash dishes. Well, that's a link. So before his eleven point three billion dollars for so there's something called Shore play which is a thing that's gone on on a gram and online where it's like a stupid term where it's like if a husband like does a little vacuum or harsh vacuuming or housework, you know, they're going to get tired. They're both obviously. Yes, but they're both going to get the good like he's gonna get rewarded by sexual favors from his wife because his wife is so turned on from seeing him. Do those things like domestic shit, right? Which again makes it seem like, oh it's so rare for him to do this. If I do that my wife becomes less angry at me. That's the exact exactly tell him that could solve maybe someday. The little eventually if you get enough store, yeah, so back to the working thing. I meant to mention this earlier Korean em Barnes and barn Corrine em Barnes says that her husband's boss said to him that he wouldn't need time off after the baby came because there's not much he can do. Which is again, like a retrograde attitude sure you're not breastfeeding. But like there's a newborn in the house. It's like chaos time might like your wife needs to be able to sleep. You need to be able to take the baby and bottle feed it or just fucking deal with it and give your wife some rest as lots of shit. You can do keep up the house do the chores clean the shit go grocery shopping whether you have other kids or not. So there was a time when my oldest daughter was born when she was born in November late, November and 1963 and I had a project at work. I was on a and do it Nate loved it. I was on a this is not a this is a real thing. I was on a conference call for five days a five day long conference call. Did you have water we had a bathroom break or is a deliverable that need to happen deliverable five days, even though it could have easily been avoided and I had already said to everybody like hey, I don't think we need this over the Christmas period so over Christmas through New Year's so you're going daughter was a month-and-a-half. She's old and a half old. And I'll never forget that at one point my this my boss's boss got on and was like, hey, you just had a kid. So you're up. Anyway snap and I was like, I will see you in fucking hell you son of a bitch. Yeah. I'm up. Anyway helping with the kid thing like nothing ever forget that yeah. Exactly. I was literally on the phone and my wife can attest for a week straight trying to get this shit out their work. Job done. I did get the job done. Otherwise a hope. It was a piece of shit because rule the world now wasn't the whole thing is a piece of shit because no one works over. You know, who's that piece of shit your daughter exactly except for you know, we have a lot of this ween. Let's be honest. Yeah, but my point being is that to be able to come to for from a guy's perspective, you know, getting a break is not always it's as always just landed. So so before we wrap up I want to talk about a couple more situations where Dad's get the shaft and not in a literal way or else. Well, those are different those are different. There's all different kinds of deaths different dads. So bathrooms came up a lot. Whereas a lot of people when they're out as families or dads are out with the kids. They need to change a diaper. Yeah. Guess what? You're not going to find a changing table in most bathrooms, right? So Helm Hellman s Helms helmet ass says many dudes restrooms don't have changed. Because why because only women change diapers really pisses him off and good for him for realizing that yeah. Thank you. It's know. It's a him. He told me okay, somehow I know it to him. He was frustrated that like this again Society doesn't seem to Value dad's role or expect them to have the role they have so that he can't even go into the bathroom and change a kid's diaper and he's a stranger to bring his kid into the whips. Are you a dad? You can't change on the sink cause you're so now you changed on the ground or on your lap that we all do as you're fucking dad. Guess what good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly because guess what you improvise overcome and adapt. Point is he's somewhat cramped comedy point is he shouldn't have to there should be changing tables. Yeah, because Dad's our parents to not as good parents obviously know what you change it on the shitty toilet bow. Alright, Jesus Christ. What guess what K Walker agreed to this very frustrating Amy westphalen feeling. Well that's on my Facebook. So that's her full name. Amy westphalen, I could spell it because one or number let me know. It's diaper changing stations only in the women's bathroom. Oh, you're so lucky are these are different things. She was complaining about diaper Genies case only the women's bathroom. And then she said she hears this same bullshit about household chores. Oh, you're so lucky your husband helps out around the house. Why are you lucky it's both of your houses and the same fucking house. You want to clean everybody? Well in my house, it's kind of like Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman used to live or are my John Travolta and Kelly Preston know there's a dividing line Isaiah entrance. That is why I don't live in different different Wings because we have sham marriages. Thanks Scientology. So it's the same house but not totally. So you have a plain plain port a plane put everything. I have a helicopter pad. Okay. Yeah, so the probably the biggest thing that dead a lot of dads get pissed about and this doesn't bother me but there's a whole movement out there besides there's a cheers a changing table in every bathroom in men's bathroom movement. But this is a bigger movement where it's Dad's don't babysit motherfucker, right? So Steve Roush what says I was told I was babysitting when I had my kid with me at the car wash Laura as hey says when I'm out alone, I'll be asked whose. Babysitting the baby. She's like my husband's raising our child. He's not babysitting her as Borgia says I hate when people think a dad can't manage kids as well as a mom can dads aren't stupid. I beg to Hagar I'm pretty stupid fucking dads are the stupidest motherfucker surrounding you get offended when somebody like uses the term babysitting in reference to you being with your kids. I don't doesn't bug me either but a lot of dads do because they feel like they're babysitting like they're the part-time guy. They're not actually I think it's amazing that gets its semantics. Yes. Exactly. I think it's you're getting your knickers getting in the weeds. Yeah, but your knickers in or your knickers in a Twist go back down over something. That's a semantic which is who's watching the kid. That's all they want. Yeah, cheers watching the kid. They wore someone misspoken said babysitting don't need but if you know, but there is a lot of this where they'll see a dad out with the kids and the big oh, you got babysitting duty today or some shit like that sure. A lot of times is facetious. I'm just saying this is the thing dad's get offended by it for me. Personally. I don't give a Shit, you know what because I do babysit my kids a chauffeur my kids I personal chef for my kids. I fucking I'm a wrestler for my kids. I'll do it all bitch. Can I say care what you call it? The F elephant elephant elephant in the room the movie. Mr. Mom. Well ya know people hate being called. Mr. Mom to there we go. It doesn't bug me. Yes. I love that movie when I was a kid Michael Keaton. It's a national treasure. Oh my God. I haven't seen that however, everything there's tons of emails that go around. I'm mister. On this weekend. Mr. Exactly the same exact thing babysitting. Mr. Mom. No, do they ever call her mrs. Dad exactly if if she works and suddenly she's dealing with the kids that day for the weekend. They call her mrs. Dad. No, they don't because dads are the real victim. That's what we can take away exactly the soda you thought you were listening to this and you were you're nodding your head and almost and you're like whoa, whoa, whoa guess what dads are victim you thought we were on your side. Yes, but we fucking we switched up on your head. We don't even pull. There I got from my dear. We don't know we're talking about so, okay. So one last thing so real Kate and mrs. Bossy pants said the idea that women are only women are natural caregivers that dad's can't be nurturing and moms can't be fun like that kind of thing. Again these gender stereotypes. I'm pretty nurturing. I don't know. I you know, that's be tile cradle the shit out of you right now. If you're not feeling well, just get hop up on my arms. I'll give you a little cradle hug. Yeah, if you need it if that's what's going to be the little TLC is going to make you feel better. I'm all for it. Mike. You're looking me straight in the eye and I am super into it. Right we'll get on the GW Bridge and if I can lose your mind and I'm going to cradle the shit out of you and calm you down. All right, what about the Harlem River Drive though? Okay, so I but I do think that the last comment was bait and I was bait. Yeah, that's just one the babysitting one. Yeah, just we're not out in the world. You're not out there online. You don't you live in a bubble? I'm not online because I don't ya exactly becoming you want to buy anything. There's a lot of dads who are Annoyed and bothered and moms to by the implication of the dads are babysitters rather than okay. I'm parents and caregivers agree. But some of its most of its semantics and the other half is like hormones you fucking well hormones is actually a real thing. Well, I cannot wait to get some comments on hormones. Am I for real? Yeah hormones is a real. I know hormones exhaust, you know what you're trying hormone denier it more more than maybe that'll be one of the controversial. Topics we enter we put up your hormone acceptor. Yeah, except any kind of hormone, especially writing material, especially if it's in a bag of fingers. Yeah. I'll take some human growth hormone. What do I care? You know what, you know, my son will never make the Olympics. You know why I'm positive. I know why cause he's filled I've seen you with homework, you've given it to him already. You know what he's already filled with it, and I'm so disappointed in him. I'm just saying he's disqualified exact got that he's not good enough both. Both the tree must be pretty bad athlete of all these DHS and helping them exactly. Exactly. All it makes him do is get bigger. He's five. She's as we know what maybe it's been three breakfasts the a very he has every day down the hallway fast for God sakes or do something that so something for once in your life isn't throw things. Oh my God, he throws temper tantrums. Yeah. Damn, right he does there. I have kids. You know what I have to say. So we're alone with just him because our kids are two older kids. Yeah I saw there. Can't you know what? It's a delight? He's so amazing going from multiple. You know, what you don't want to gigs it up. This is so easy re parenting to like this is wonderful, but, you know Wonderful kid and I fucking love him and goddamn what you're actually doing is you're going from pissing off just women to now pissing off people who have multiple kids when you say going from multiple kids to 1q know what so much easier my God going from 2 to 1 is so much easier Kimmy. It's it's a fucking dream. She do this. This should be a top who should buy the the way there are parents that we're in the zone. I'm in the zone. I don't know about you, but I'm in the zone or for an entire summer or a period of summertime. I could be without my kids. I'm in the zone. Fuck you. You went through this two or three you make me sick that whole idea makes me sick. I'm never going to be in that zone. My kids are to five years apart. Neither of them was ever going to camp and 99 are going to be so heroin up when I'm 90. All right, here it is. First we did it we covered it all I think we did cover it all if we missed anything or if you're angry about the hormone stuff. That's right. And I know right Mike no, and again we're going to do a mailbag episode. Send me some shit Mal. He's dead and buried you discussed dead and buried at gmail.com for topic or four questions or anything you want to ask me and Pete or anything you want to ask us about parenting or about our kids even house curtain house. I might throw a couple is out. We'll see if we have a couple more beers. Yes, let me know what you think review. We love you. Bribe. Let us know what you think. please
Have you every tried to get your kids to eat a food that you don't like cause it's good for them *cough* peas *cough*? Or how about told your kids no screen time as you're scrolling through your feed? Ok so we're all jerks, what's new? 1) don't let these kids know these double standards exist (I know they're probing) and 2) by acknowledging it and talking about it openly we can learn new techniques from each other to keep these little buggers on their toes. Mike and Peter get into it. 