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Holla give a shit about how absolutely love Halloween. Do I your the number y Halloween? Boone you are not true fucking just a monster and not in a good way. I begrudgingly participate but I don't I don't know how many times day you're a big problem with with holidays is I get hyped up for them and they rarely deliver which is much like you get I hate up. I'll get all excited. All this holiday is going to be fun and then it's like, oh wasn't as fun as I thought it would be when you when you say holiday named the holidays you're thinking of Thanksgiving and Christmas New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's Point right now as you see the ultimate you think it's going to be good and it's not good, you know, but this point in your life, you know that and you're just like this is a shit holiday, but there is a way there was a way to don't forget Fourth of July. I don't see it doesn't even some crossed my mind for somebody. I don't even consider it a holiday. You don't see holidays. I don't see how it is. I'm very tolerant you're just so good. Anyway, we'll get into a little bit of my Thanksgiving experiences in a few minutes special shout-out to our sponsor Kinder. Perfect. It's like Cards Against Humanity for parents. Very fun and funny game that you might want to play if you've had a couple of cocktails on Wednesday night, perhaps the most popular day of the year for like bars and people come home for the holidays and high schoolers and or maybe a high school is but college kids come back first time. They're back haven't seen their friends and a lot of reunions. Yep, very popular day to go out and gets mad of these people play some perfect want to play can about how about just parents who are tired of the whole from the whole year up to Thanksgiving can play can. Perfect in front of their kids and trash them and Liars when you play this game, you have to Dead Eye them. 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Wherever you are and easily share what you're listening to with your friends on Instagram. I'm on Instagram. Are you on Instagram? Get out of here? If you haven't done so already be sure to download the Spotify app search for dead and buried on Spotify or browse podcast in the your library tab. Also, make sure to follow me and Pete so you never miss an episode of the dead and buried show. All right, welcome back guys were about to get into Thanksgiving or what. Are we call it ungrateful getting? Yeah, right. I that's it. I completely forgot actually but real quick. We want to let you guys know so doing a little bit something different as we approach the end of the year. So this is our 44th episode the end of the year will be like our 48th some like that. So the one right before or right after New Year's right, so we'll record it right before New Year's and it will air right after. And we want to do kind of an end-of-year year-in-review kind of thing. What we don't have a huge production setup where we can necessarily do a ton of Clips, but I'm going to I'm going to put out a call for you guys to send us emails with favorite moments and jokes episodes is amazing. I know but it's just it's a lot of work to go through and find Clips. It's not Howard Stern, right? Yeah. So if there's anything memorable that you thought was good or anything you really hate in particular about Pete and his haircut. You can just let us know and we'll talk about some of the highlights from the first 40. Even or so episodes and also some one of our listeners, I think it was Lou Bagels who is kkw 27s husband. Okay who goes by doggy in their house? Oh my God you how the fuck do you know ever no man, you know what I care about my fucking listeners. The amount of information that is in that like little underneath that hat of yours with a little tear impressed. You're impressed. You look like a Belieber know what that's I found that's found the Lord. Thank you. Well, I don't like that last part so So we he suggested we do like a would you I think it was him. I would you rather episode and I did a tweet about this once where I said, would you rather stick your hand inside a blender or make small talk with other parents at the playground? So that's the kind of shit. We're looking for so fun stuff throw some would you rather zat us and we'll answer those and we'll do some memories of the first magical year of the dead and buried podcast and and we'll make it a little my party wiggle party and of the Year real Charlie Day. More Charlie Day from Always Sunny. That was yeah. I don't know I did by accident you almost Mallory Mallory. Yeah. All right. So tonight we're talking about Thanksgiving and I before we get into it. What are you doing for Thanksgiving this year Peter. I'm going to visit my brother who lives in Connecticut. You know, it's funny. I'm also going to Connecticut. You know, what lot funny but is no fucking chance. We're going to cross paths. You won't even invite me to your brother's place. Like I said, not even a goddamn. You know, what? You're invited to mine, please you're not I would love to meet you. There's a bar in Milford we go to especially on Wednesday night. It's all I can do is this estate so I know where your brother lives and I know where Milford what and I know the distance. I know the town you try to finish correct know he's part of the 1% West same fucking different even closer Westport is closer to Milford than Greenwich has so in your fucking face. I was Ingress Westport on Saturday. Why were you there? I got off the airplane was fighting. So I was looking for the mailbox Anderson honey. I was trying to get something to eat and then I just drove around aimlessly for a while. Then I got back on the highway. Yeah. Well, that sounds like my father used to have a law office in Westport. Well, he might like everyone else who lives in Connecticut must be a huge dick. Wow, so you don't like your brother there now. I knew you didn't like me. I don't live in kinetic. You know, I'm fine. So no, I'm just joking. You'll however how long's own that most people that live in Connecticut are deck. Yes. I agree. That's a well depends on the part of Canada. But yeah the part that's near New York 100 percent. So you'll be there for how long I'll be there for at least like Thanksgiving Day into the night and sleeping over. Okay, so just like two days. Yeah. So we go unlike Tuesday or Wednesday and we're there and I like Saturday. Oh my God. Yeah. Well like we have young kids and it's my parents rights and they don't often get to see their grandkids that Except for every single weekend in the summer you forgot nice not even close to every single weekend. They don't want us to pull out of the way for the holidays and then we milk it and then you just like bars and like we don't need a like we don't need these and this nine-year-old and three-year-old are a huge pain in the ass. Like, you know, shit. Why do you think we come here? Do you ask do you let them know that you're coming? No? No, this is all done that. Oh he show up. What's up this someone banging down the basement? Where's the fucking cape on? You know, what cape on is? No, it's a it's a good. Another kind of like not a game bird, but another guy so whenever growing up we step in turkey and a cape on is another kind of bird. Like I said like a turkey assholes. I do not I guarantee you I guarantee you your brother's house is more of a mansion and a better house in my big fuck-off. Yeah, exactly. So go fuck your brother Nate. What are you doing to Thanksgiving? It's only don't know what's going on Thanksgiving, but maybe so Nate does not have kids. Does your brother has kids are you going to see your brother and his kids do you sit at the kids table with your brother's kids? Are you shamed for not having brought grandchildren into the family. That's a yes. Shut up, Mom. Finally follow me home from the playground so you don't got so you're driving or training it busing it yikes when on Wednesday. Yeah. Oh my God, it is stuck in traffic on a bus. I was still myself is a bus does the bus leave from Port Authority? Yeah, Hallelujah, you know where you can do that. I have a good idea. Listen to the dad and buried podcast on the bus. That's what everyone should be doing right now know what you gotta do Nate just you gotta start to form a community and get everyone to start just listening and just rating it everybody form a community and of us have an hour and a half but quickly just hey everyone Lord of the Flies situation. I know this from home of the car. Conch and be like I know this is very unusual because this is Port Authority and if anyone talks is usually because they're a psycho. But let me tell ya I have to say because I'm gonna stab you see turn it you gotta flip the script Nate. All right, so years ago, I wrote I did a slug. I told you this was going to happen. I created a little chart where I ranked top holidays and I put like the top five for parents in the top five for kids, you know, it wasn't on the kids holidays Thanksgiving. Kids kids don't give a shit. Yeah, what do they care? They don't care about eating. They don't care about football. Right? Right. Maybe they want to see like their families and their cousins. I'm not I don't have a cousin family to you. Yeah. Yes, I do here. I do. How are your brothers? I have to my kids have two cousins now while one and I'm not yet born one. Yeah, they're not real people this particular Bridge cousin. So I went to school in Boston as did you and I have a lot of friends still in the area as you don't I don't and they all grew up with cousins and like their cousins were like it. My life like they're so close to their cousins that if I was friends with my friends, I became friends with their cousins to like it's just happened. I know and the good news is that all of those friends have gone away and on the cousins of got away and my family just you know gun in my mouth. Wow, what we say said Angry getting we said ungrateful. Yeah grateful taking right? So if I'm grateful taking know is the taking into giving into getting and taking the same shit, whatever. All right, so I asked the question basically in the on my stories and it was like do your you kids into Thanksgiving what your Thanksgiving routine bloobity blah bloop, right? We'll talk a little bit about that. So we got some general comments. Amanda alster said she has a strong-willed AKA stubborn as fuck two-year-old and a newborn and she's dreading Thanksgiving like having kids that young especially for like going to hang out with your family and stuff. Well, it can be problematic unless you can Pawn the kids off, but you can't and you won't be able to so there's two types of pain in my Going on two types of putting off one is I desperately want you to take my kid and the other one is the kid won't want to go right? Yeah. Well with the newborn definitely will not yet. Well not just that but a two-year-old can they can be just as believe me. I know finicky, you know, believe me. I know you know what I believe you because you're fucking the beaver jokes. Everyone goes you chattering. Let's be honest every fucking great. I look like a million dollars. There's no chance Beaver could grow a beard this fucking Lush like a million. Use Becky dollars if that was an actual dog. Now, you know what? It's like the exchange rate would be inflated and when we get it back to what your daughter was talking about couple weeks ago amortisation amortization amortization. Yeah. I don't even know how to pronounce it. She amortize her dessert that's happened. Damn it. So Ashley and the bees says we went to a friend's giving and I think my kid ate a whole loaf of pumpkin bread and nothing else. We're going to get into what kids do we don't eat? That's pretty good pumpkins ready? Good. That's Seems like a win. Do you do friendsgiving I have done in the past and it's before you had kids. Absolutely. Yeah, that's like the best for me. You're nodding your head its funds gaming is the best it is fun. Can I let me start off those of you who do not live in the United States Thanksgiving is hands down the best holiday in the world. And here's why well, can I just say yeah, you can't non-denominational has nothing to do with your race or religion or Creed or whatever all it is is if you if you basically live in this country for this period of time at this period of time you have to drink it eat as much as you you're forced to Trump will literally come to your house. I'm not Trump ice ice. I'm so good so good. Oh, yeah, they will and if you do not eat turkey you get deported well, but what have you been so reason I like friends giving so much is I've been to my my good friend growing up with Colombian. We had we would do a mix. So what happens is you get the food the world so you get Definitely a turkey and you have someone has a pain may be but that know you don't have that because we're not again. We're not here to say cape on a coupon. No one cares remember, so here's the thing when you get the the different food that all sorts of like world's food happen. It's like fucking deal Ash fucking awesome mix it up and you're like what the fuck is this? So in my whole life, that's the best part about friendsgiving. I'm gonna this is a total aside and it is probably the first kind of tangent I've ever gone on. Everyone can ask. Okay. I love Thanksgiving. Is the first hint of everyone on this podcast? Oh my God, friendsgiving just make me think of the TV show Friends and and there was an episode of the TV show Friends about Thanksgiving and they play like an impromptu football game. Yeah, we've all seen it. It is literally maybe the worst episode of Television of all time, right? So they go do like a tiny little Park which is clearly like a soundstage and it's like no bigger than this room. Okay, but there are parks that actually look like that though. I mean there are getting in the fucking but are fine, but they play this bullsh Version of like a football game. It's like the most embarrassing exercise of ever seen. It's sickening to watch it. What what is you did you ever see that Dick Butkus TV show on Saturday mornings where there's also played basketball, but it's the size of the table Dick Butkus what you know talking about you on Thanksgiving what happened now tell me it's not your fault not yet. Whatever happened to you. It's not your fault. I don't hate Thanksgiving. I'm just disappointed in it. There's there's a actually small chance that she may be my beautiful. So Madness, Score within underscore Beauty said like a bad relationship Thanksgiving starts warm and fuzzy ends with square screaming regret and a mess. You know, why there you go. Oh God also children, but please alcohol the the broadcast is about why children, so I don't know. Yeah. I'm into alcohol and screaming and that's where it all leads mother Runner 18 says now that our kids are young teens. It's great. They clean the table. There you go life has honoured life hack. Just get a teenagers and Sierra that Roxanne says I don't think it's a kids holiday to be honest. My kids hate the food. They're bored by the parade. They don't watch football way to blow up this whole podcast. No, but I agree with her, but I want to tell I want to get into it was a stupid promise. One thing like kids don't like Thanksgiving. You're right but parents would but kids aren't listening to this fucking podcast. And if they are a kids go to thank you sure to give us a rating brush your teeth and go to bed. So give us a rating then brush your teeth and go to bed. So see. RX and mention the parade which I think I mentioned in my story right where I was asking you guys watch the parade. So my wife my wife, it's impossible to not do it. She grew up watching the parade the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with her mom every year and now not only does she like to watch it. She has made me go to it. Oh my God, she has made me go to it. I've gone twice right you have I have did you sit did you listen? Sister do when you're watching the guys weekend passes one year, we got passes through her work listen to this. Listen to this top looks like bleachers and if you oh my God, don't talk about and you sit like at NBC there's like a courtyard where they have like this stick grandstanding like any parade right granted by the mayor sits or whatever. I first of all our is the baroness create. Let's back up one second beep. Yeah. So here's the deal there is obviously everyone knows the Thanksgiving Day Parade obviously, but on water do you say I know? I refer obviously on NBC no one gives a shit about peacock Network it is so it goes down 5th Ave. Right in front of Macy's which is a department store obviously in New York City watch some ways to work around the corner from yeah. I figure that watch the media. Yeah, if you don't know what the fuck it is, so but here's the thing they set up bleachers and then a film right in front of that is where they do like this stupid musical numbers that are painfully lip-synced and all this shit everything's upside but there's bleachers and people like, oh, that sounds so great. And then we cut to Mike tell us about her for story because my brother did the same thing. Well, no, but I think it's great. Oh you did your wife does my wife does sure but my wife loved the parade going up. First of all parades are possibly the dumbest thing in the world. Maybe number one. Why are they done? There's so fucking dumb somebody walking Slowly by you the fuck. Who cares. Anyway, July play praise with that. But anyway look, so the first here my wife got passes through. Her job and we got up literally got up like 5:00 in the morning cuz you gotta like get in line - we gotta get in line and then you get in Bubba. So hold on on the way there this is unrelated. But related on the way, there were like running to the subway because we're late. It's like 5:30, right? We're going to be late. It's 5:30 in the morning. If you've ever been upset by 30 them some ways. Don't run it by know we were running to the subway. But if you're ever know, but they laying they run 5:30 in the morning kill yourself. Something is going wrong you like. Oh my God. It's 5:30, and I'm late. Come on. So we're running and a note literally this is unbelievable. There's an old man standing on the street I and I'm going by I'm going by I'm going by man can go listen to this. I'm going back to transfixed by this whole listen, how did 5:30 obviously I want if I can walk them across the street and I said, no I can't I'm in a hurry for the fucking parade and I said no this haunts me and I know was he like, can you hold my dick at the same time of my God? That's what I thought. That's what This is an old man going to do it 5:30 thing about have you been on the subway or near the Subway at 5:30 in the morning. That's the kind. We're just destroying this room story about how I'm a horrible person and turning it into how you're a horrible. So thank you for that. You know what the real fucking villain is this nine-year-old, so I didn't I didn't help them there and I literally think about this constantly. It was right after we moved here. So it was like 2009. Excuse me. Can you help yeah, but not because of that just no no man no time. You just stupid old me what happened and I went by so get out of my way. So then we get their shoulder brush and then we get there and we wait in line and then it turns out we were kind of early like I could spared the three minutes to help the dude. That's what I'm saying is because the Subways don't run every two minutes. I feel I felt kind of a bad in the moment. I feel bad now. What you should have done is this you should have yelled your wife get down to the subway and tell me how much time I have how we didn't even have iPhones. No, but you yell and she yells up when we weren't close enough to it. Why don't you get back to the old man's dick part of the story? You fucking I just want you to hold my drink anyway, anyway, so we get to the parade and you sit there. So how do you Lumina bleacher and you're freezing your ass off and you're watching nonsense. Okay. I talked over that. Hold on talk go go back. So here is the iconic Thanksgiving Day thing that you can do in the United States. Have you done it do you want to do it? No, that's not you might be shit for not liking it. I had up at fucking 5:30 in the morning. First of all freezing cold get hit me I get angry because you have like sanction tickets at exactly sitting there on aluminum you've been up and then you get to fucking Thanksgiving later in the day. And since you've been up since fucking 5:00 in the morning, you're too tired to fucking enjoy Thanksgiving. Whoa, that's why I fucking it's so horrible. We run literally on the same side. That's why I really fucking blood on it. Right did it a second time the point is is that here's what happens? This is the most iconic thing you can do in the like, where do you want to be on like Fourth of July? Maybe Statue liberty? Cool. No New Year's Eve with Dick Clark's Rockin New Year's Eve. Fuck that everything about New Year's Eve. But anyway, that's a different story because that's really garbage anytime you put yourself in danger in a practice fucking garbage Thanksgiving day. That is a iconic. That's aniconic marikana thing to do. Do and to be part of that. You think it's like, wow, what an amazing. Here's the problem. It's the equivalent of quicksand. You fucking played yourself because guess what he just self. Guess what you're waking up at 5. I didn't let my wife but you're not you're not holding old man's dicks across the street. That's where my God this fucking prick caring thing. Then you go. You get at six o'clock, you're up and you're in Coal bleachers and United States leaders at you're waiting in line. I didn't have kids at this point the second time. I went I had my kid. Second time when I had a kid you son of a bitch will want you revise a story to one you had I didn't I didn't because that's the nightmare talking about for crisp. That is literally The Nightmare Before Christmas is to get ticketed in the bleachers. You did it. I appreciate the Night Before Christmas Nightmare Before Christmas tie in what's happens is you can't leave so I've had friends who have walked in the parade where they've held balloons. That's mostly kind of cool. You know, what is cool the Wednesday night before you can go up to like 77th where they you can watch the balloon. That's cool. That's actually cool. You bring your kids there except even then you're walking through like a salmon going in the wrong direction your I know so many people because people are looking at the balloons and so Manhattan's hell on Earth. So just to finish it out. It's six o'clock in the morning. You're with your kids. You're sitting on a bleacher. When does it end? It's like the 11th. Yeah, so you literally there. Then and addicts hours on a bleacher with the kids. Oh, but don't worry because of security reasons done. You just fucking get to it. I called. Why isn't anyone here. I brought my kid. We were going to Connecticut go to listen to this. We refuse people like since I'm a fuckin trigger going to Connecticut, you know, why brace luggage I bring luggage and then I have to like find us there's places that will like hold your luggage for like those few hours some weird fucking store where you ditch and luggage and yeah. Yeah like you get that luggage back. It's been It's been dumped it's gone through some stuff anyway, so then you get on this train. You have the Metro-North you have an hour and a half two hours. It's just a nightmare. Anyway, every year now you took the treaty. Why did I can't she wanted to chat your words? Yeah afterwards both times damn everyone. She wants to do that again this year the luckily we weren't able to get passes, but she will get up early and watch it and just watching it is excruciatingly boring. So this is how wrong time where National Guys, you're a broker going to watch something is so much worse than it's not the one time. There's a lot of situations is it? Yeah, it sounds like going to football games a lot of times is not as good as for tailgating and then just you should leave. Yes. Yes go. Well shorting events are cool like the vantage point. It's so cool like the vantage point for football stuff. But whatever. Yeah, it's not as comfortable as like being at home in your pjs with a fucking six-pack e ya know anyway, because you've worked out so much did ask if people watch the parade. So yeah, I've earned it Millie Bosch. 84 says my boys love the food and watching the parade don't believe it. No kids table get civil didn't really come up a lot when I was a kid. I was at the kids table. And when did that stop? Like I'm just still happening. Hopefully just as a table for one and I'm at it why no one else has their screaming Yeah coletti's Wendy Joy said my kids are interested in moments of the parade, but not much. Yeah, and he t44. They loved the parade. I don't buy. parade to such junk Nate loves parades secretly love spray. Yeah, but you're not going to watch the whole thing. You watched about eight minutes. Sunoco. Mom says, we always record the parade and watch it but my kids use you just end up running around and playing and only watching the parts with the balloons. What other parts are this is all marching band. There's the marching band from Muskogee. Is that a place of Wisconsin just said a bunch of words musk musk. He's not from Utah. There's no fucking chance God. I hope I hope I'm not wrong. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a bunch of angry, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Point being is that honestly point being it's boring. It's boring Google it. It's super boring you turn it on and here's what you get a little dopamine shocks your Thanksgiving tight and you're like, but then You Like It's 1999 start drinking yet. I gotta wait and you're like ice turn this off. Yeah, who wants to play Xbox know or you put on see he was fucking wrong shit. There you go. Not a you not a ute from Butte, okay. No one knows. What's up? Okay, so You're embarrassing yourself Nate beyond. All right, so who's right so we get into cooking right? So do you do any cooking of Thanksgiving? I don't because it's women's work. Well quite frankly. It's skilled laborers work. Let's put it that way. It's and it's not always it's not the women. He's son of well, it's funny because goddamn son because of Carolina Maria Gonzalez Villar says, I'm guilty to helping my mom make dinner. She's like, I don't cook and she's a trained Chef like in order to do Thanksgiving again. You'd like you need to have experience having done Thanksgiving dinner before right and I need to know what you're doing and you and and certainly that's where that's part of what it is. One person doesn't cook everything one person. Yeah, I think my brother I people will bring dishes. My brother actually does a turkey and when I say does the turkey quote unquote he banged the shit out of it like American Pie rubs it with butter and then just like a little massage so cash slow down. We're when does the old man's dick come into play only trying to cross the street. How old is your brother? He's 94 and he told Holly just proud of it guys Hali Joe Silva. My son helps in quotation marks me cook. No football. He eats chicken nuggets and refuses to sit at the table. I love it. What an amazing encapsulate he eats chicken nuggets on Thanksgiving and then refuses to sit at the table. It's real Kate who I said, I don't know how to pronounce. Ounce her her name I'm making chicken fingers and mashed potatoes and drinking wine the end her for that's kind of a low-key way to cook. You know what it's weird. If you put them all together though was again a blender. Yeah, it sounds like what's happening is very okay Liz be NYC local girl says don't bother to make turkey just get a mac and cheese cup ready. We're gonna get into what's actually did don't eat. I don't cook anything ever I can do chili. And really that's basically it chicken nachos. I don't even think that counts as chicken chicken nachos are the chick is a chick I cook. No, I cook the chicken and I lay I'll arrange the nachos and then I sprinkle everything all over it and then everything is cheese never cheese cheese cheese and not just those three ingredients right now. I wonder the microwave now I want nachos. No, I don't use the microwave. I use the oven snobby asshole. Yeah. I'm the snobby one Merrill. Says she hates Thanksgiving. You make a huge dinner and they eat nothing but a role and this is the challenge right? Because it's a huge undertaking to make Thanksgiving dinner like the hours of preparation people come over with other dishes all of this shit, but who but are we care do we care about the kids on Thanksgiving? That's one of the things I don't I don't care about my kids Adam. Yeah, so we got that from your Instagram account. Yes. Thank you verified verified that I started. Yeah like yeah out of okay. I kind of just a pure desire to be known. My first image was like an image of like an onions dispenser. I'd like a baseball game. There's before I hit the mean think what and I'll show it to you later. Does it make it sound scroll all the way back? I don't want to so the thing is is when you have kids for Thanksgiving. Usually they're occupied. The key is to occupy them with other kids. And actually we don't have any but who cares if they eat or if they don't ya know because the whole point is So eat a fucking bag of gold, you know gold fish. How did you not say dicks? Goddamnit our fingers. I really had to we like three. Yeah, we do 3:30. We do three my daughter every holiday. We that's how we eat at my house. You like Christmas like 334, maybe. Yeah, we do early to my daughter has to get back. So she's in if anyone's in there. Oh you drive though. I drive them there, but they take the train back and you stay. Oh my God. I come to your house. Oh my God, your brother's house. Look he will he forgive me for leaving him on the street corner. He will but only a few okay? Okay. Okay, he's out Dickie. So getting into eating XX Katie 36:xx says she spends two days cooking and baking for the little be only for the Little Beast to declare. He hates turkey and mashed potatoes, but hold on because no no good good because turkey mashed potatoes aren't a big part of Thanksgiving you fuck. jerk I was being sarcastic. I know but I was about to say are you really quitting for this like this is no. Yeah, right, right. It's like your point fucking well, maybe it's just her and her son and she's like I'm spending two days cooking for my three, you know what you know, he doesn't eat the fucking chicken the turkey thigh, you know, you did you turned it sad I did I thought it was gross. Gorilla Rose, which is Gorilla underscore. Our o2e says I always cook way too much awesome food in the kids always hate nearly everything. The mashed potatoes are usually a win though. Yeah. Mashed potatoes great. What's not to like about mashed potatoes? My oldest brother thinks mashed potatoes are a waste of a potato. I think he's a waste of a brother. He's go straight to hell. It's fucking we will talk about it again this year. I will Mark the hell. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. What are you mad, you know is you can even have a wave as her fizzy form of potato and but you can have the skin in it. He like skin. Yeah, like an old man across the street God. Damn it. What does that mean? I don't know V Adam SV or vitamins B says kids eat the kids eat mashed potatoes and chips and dip then only dessert now look chips and dip the crudite literally. My favorite part of almost any any situation the food my fucking chip. Okay French onion dip or some celery and some some bell pepper into the fucking dippy. Those are all just vegetables. Nothing. You said was I said chips first entertain the fuck you talking about. It's Christmas. You're just like, oh I could have a cauliflower. I can rock you just naming vegetables. Here's what you need mean. I like to dip shit into other shit. I know because you're an American you dipshit. Fucking wake up top, man, and I see you after that burn. So here's the deal my wife. My actually, you know, what's even worse is I didn't mean to say that I meant to say my brother's wife is British and she's so lovely and we more the British last fall she lives in Westport. So you have to first of all the British a re invading the United States is that was happening. Yeah, that's it girl Brewster anyway sauce two words. Well one word maybe I don't know sausage rolls. It's two words might if it how is it. How is your life because you're like, I want sausage sausage. Sausage rolls are so fucking good. All you want to do. I don't even eat turkey. I can't wait for sausage rolls. I'm so we have those breads like broccoli bread and sausage real sausage rolls my Aunt Karen. See you she can't wait naoko mom, huh? You know what it is. It's a way Heights like a sausage embedded in it. What are you talking about? Sausage? Like a sausage roll or like a broccoli bread. Okay, or here's what I want any bread. Stop talking right. Now. I'm going to answer Nate's question sausage rolls are similar to pigs in a blanket which are is like the most disgusting. It's like in a bastardization of what a sausage roll is sausage roll is like a sausage with me like a like a croissant like a few load path strong are Oh my God is so fucking good and a pig in a blanket is like sticking a dick into a tennis ball. And you're a real your real pervert. Anyway, so I'm talking more like stuff if ribs anyway, which are pigs in a blanket or gross. So but you're talking about stuffed bread with like pepperoni or like the broccoli. That's an Italian thing. Yeah. Well, I'm Italian I'm Italian you're talking about a calzone. Let's look at Cal. No, it's not a fucking calzone. There's no cheese. No problem. Says, I don't know what makes them want to know. No problem. Mom says, I don't know what makes them not want to eat the Thanksgiving meal. But as long as there are roles and cranberry, they'll eat something. So roles are recurring themes are what's not a recurring theme as the cranberry. Can I tell you his tell you the truth? I've never once tasted the fucking cranberry at Thanksgiving or anywhere else. What are you talking about? Never tasted it? I'm not fucking that you haven't I don't want tasted a ruler careful. I don't want jelly fruit to be anywhere near my meal. Okay, here's my four seconds ago broccoli. Those are variables. Oh, you fucking genius sausage rolls any words anything wrong a see here to avenge alike anything? No, this is what I said. I don't want fruit with my meat. I don't want fruit-based dessert. It's so weird. Why you rotten place fucking thing? Oh, yeah, because all the fucking fruit Maddox. It's not about not liking fruit. It's not want to keep for you combinations with things that aren't fruit. I see what you're talking about. But cranberry sauce is a i heared it from a can or homemade. I heared it. I have heared it to book and I have subjected it. So they're so the the big tradition is even though now tradition. Well now that cranberry sauce is a huge Tradition now that there's Gourmet cranberry sauce which is like actual gravy in Westport. Yeah. Yeah, but the can still Reigns Supreme like you people do have for the kill. Oh up with the can't and it's like gelatinous. Q that comes out in one and then it's like a loaf and you just slice it up. It's not appealing. It's fucking great like cranberry. It's all good. Unless I got a fucking think about it. Is he real quick? I'll drink some cram juice. Why you gotta UTI Redick? No, I do maybe I do maybe I do Emily Smith says she said this on Facebook my kids don't eat shit on the holidays a role and a bite of meat and maybe some olives. Wow, Emily Smith. Let them have some food for God's sake. She's the Arose that into their self, Julie Martin. Mom says the kids never liked the food. I know I didn't so she admits when she was a kid. She didn't like Thanksgiving food either. It's not exactly kid food. You know what I have to maybe mashes. My my my mom who is on the from German ancestry right would make boiled onions Yeah, you mentioned the boiled shit last week. That's so gross it smell it was so fucking disgusting to wake up. And you know, this is one of those like kind of post like adult-like. Yeah, things real adult. Why the fuck did that happen? Right so long you wanted a towel. Yeah. Why did I have to wake up every Thanksgiving and Christmas to the smell of like what is its oil onions smells like taint it was gross so I don't want to get in your taint coming maybe that explains why I liked and so much Bridget two to seven not from the sitcom. I don't think said, why don't they put gravy on fucking anything gravy is God think kids just in some kids. Just think that like just they reject like the look of things or like it seems weird, right? You don't have loves great wishes my middle and I love that. She loves gravy Dana bows day. New Patron says my kids hate all Thanksgiving food except rolls. They will eat rolls all day. LBJ Holt says mine will eat a dozen rolls and maybe some mac and cheese. K bath mats as they don't eat shit except desert then they whine about being hungry after the food is put away. You know what that's you know, what get a cage and put them in it after that bale of hay says, my kids will eat some turkey and 35 rolls Hill gag. Just looking at everyone else's vegetables. Shimmer it says there's literally no traditional Thanksgiving food. They like I'll be adding mac and cheese to the menu. Wow, you just end up giving them the same shit you end up giving them every day just to get them to eat something Becky 4005 says my kids need chicken because they all hate turkey. Why don't you just say this is chicken, but do you do your kids so we have a big enough crew where we actually do a kid's table. So this is enough because did when I went to my aunt when I was a kid, but it's a right now we don't so there's enough cousins and the cool thing is is when you get it. Cousins together who are older like, you know, 1011 down to 5, you can form like a doo-wop group. Not what I'm not where I was going on traps, but what you can do is have a governess and that's to know your intern Annie. The point is is that the older kids like will maintain like will shame it like will be like come on eat your turkey or whatever. It might be and the kit that your kid who just said, I don't want to ever eat. Don't be a wuss. I'm cool man what you want? Be cool. He said turkey thing, you know, they need their Casino turkey coming out the ass that happened like yeah, it's happened a few times. It's amazing. So get the kids tables not necessarily A Bad Thing McNulty 25 says the key to surviving Thanksgiving is remembering a bag of frozen chicken nuggets or a bag of fingers. The nice throwback to like episode 20 call back McNulty 25. I like the name unless your name is actually McNulty. But if it's not I appreciate the wire reference Wendy Joy says my two point five year old won't eat anything but my one-year-old will eat it all I think that's funny because when your one-year-old first starts to eat. Yeah, they have no they don't discriminate right there just like so whatever I'll just put it in my mouth. Yeah. It is lovely ali-frazier. 921 says I don't think most kids even register Thanksgiving as a holiday other than as a day off, which may be true. Or visiting family which were about to get into she said last Thanksgiving. My daughter ate watermelon and vanilla Oreos. He said you may remember her from the picky eaters episode. I wonder if she was the one who ate are sandwiches. I don't remember I didn't go back and check. Can I just say one thing about Thanksgiving that we do need to address? What's that is yams and why they're so prevalent can like get that shit the fuck out of here. So there was a thread on Twitter going around with a give me your controversial food opinion. I want to hear it and somebody said Potato fries or a lie, they are sewn. I was like fuck sweet potato fries. They're junk. They're not even fries. Don't push that shit on me. Get your yams out of my face. Yeah. I'm not in any first of all, the reason I'm tearing up is because I agree with you. Thank you. I really rare I'm thankful for you and I agreeing about sweet potato fries. We just talked about the mashed sweet potatoes. No, thank you. I don't want to talk about it or they orange there. So orange their money, right they put marshmallows on the house. Oh my God, it looks like here Nate loves it. It looks like 19 so gross like a cookbook for my do and you're like, where is like the Jell-O pudding with like a virgin open with like a vegetable with a cam pieces in it. It's God. Well dude. This is the same school of thought that brought us marshmallow and mashed sweet potatoes essentially sweet potatoes are very good for you, but they are gross. Don't call them fries. Don't call just call us. Potato slivers are of course some shit like soggy pale imitations of what a good dog lie my limitations and Fries paler than orange Wonder soggy, but fries get really crisp and nice because yeah, but you said he'll so family. It was the next segment. So my peanut Adventure says my kids love Thanksgiving because they love seeing their Aunts Uncles grandparents and cousin. Cousins. We don't know I don't have that cousin thing happening move. It is just one Karis Chapman says my kids play with her cousins while I Gorge myself M plus the Huda o61 for says friends and family can entertain the kids who I can have a break. This is key. Right? So like this is it man. I little bit different now. So like now that my brother has a toddler and a newborn on the way who is coming very soon. See the toddler will be in the mix. Yeah, your boys will be running around but it used to be like my kids were like, oh How many they wanted their the only grandkids so like all the other people wanted to entertain them and stuff and I could go do what I was doing which is asleep this in this is better. This is because this the sooner that the kids can start playing together. Yeah. Well my toddler and my brothers toddler might play together, my nine-year-old would probably just be playing on this iPad. So I toss Brooks Monica, maybe that means something about Australia a u.s. Brooks Monica's as my five-year-old. Favorite part is everyone being here. He's not going to eat but like he Ike's the hullabaloo and all the people being around and I don't know if there's cousins involved but I think that is kind of exciting holidays are exciting for that kind of thing cat Fuji 2:13 says having to coordinate going to two families sucks divorced like driving back from not even necessarily that but maybe two sets of in-laws or whatever and get to finish my thought Devore as hell so that's it. No, but if you actually if your in-laws livni, oh my God, I can't even thought of that if you if your It's in your in-laws live in the same. Do you can't even sit down and drink because you know, you got to leave and drive somewhere else. Holy shit that just ruined Thanksgiving. Do you do so mama? Llama says she recited last year. She recited the Pledge of Allegiance instead of saying grace, which there's not really that much of a difference these days with the way the church and state is being eroded. Let's be honest. She said she's not allowed to say grace is here. My question is do you go around like we did you do that thing like everyone say what they're grateful for or thankful for you do that. Yeah, that's a good Good, I think that's good. Do you is it like pulling teeth to get your kids to say something? No, because they know what it's what it is is what it is. It's pulling teeth to get them to stop talking. They just caught and then because they're feeding off the audience and yeah, it's all this is your tits. Yeah, I want world peace and people like oh and then like and I also want to Bakugan, you know, they're just keep going with just random things like and I want my sisters and my brother and be happy. Yeah. Kids, like honestly just return fucking hungry over here. So after the dinner and after the cooking and after the cleaning, hopefully and after all the interaction with family is the relaxing time. The relaxing time is the time that you get to you you get when you turn your back on your children for one second and you just you just close your eyes and you're like it will all soon be over. Well, so I asked about are you able to relax and Lara Lara for Fara Lara Lara for Fara? Perhaps Okay said can you sit on your ass any day of the week with kids? No, not on Thanksgiving either which is true. It's really hard to relax especially like you're at somebody else's house with your kids maybe their family, but you're still kind of nervous. Well kids are making let me a raucous. Can I will I will here's what I'll say. The the food cookers are obviously food cookers. Yeah, they are the high they hold the high position. Yes, and they must be protected. They must be protected at all costs and but guess what? They know that yeah, they know that they're going to be protected get these kids out of care. What are they doing? Why are you sitting here is exactly but the the turkey has another 18 hours to go. I know but I'm having a wine to wanted this is okay. Whatever you want. A lot of wines. We need more women wines who can get me more wine. And the point is is I think there's a lot of strategy that's involved in Thanksgiving and if you're a fan of you love this the exchange rate double standard your food preparer, which is One of the best things you can be which is to make the best thing you can be is the couch sitter watching football. That's a misnomer and your fault. That's a false prophecy right there because guess what the how to sitter the couch hitter they're going to be doing cleanup. Is there there there on any go. Oh this garbage is has to go out. Where's the garbage downstairs around the corner? Not everybody lives in fucking Upstairs Downstairs, Downton Abbey like your fucking brother, you know what they exactly because you know why he Got rid of all of them all the servant finally em, given 5 says just another day off to entertain my two boys who are three and five know sitting and relaxing Cheryl in says having to go to two thanksgivings and know NASA who are saying you gotta travel you can't napping Megan. Bo8 2:3 says zero sitting getting up a trillion times trying to convince kids to eat something other than rolls Megan Bo. Can I can I ask you to maybe just think about that handle it says Megan be It's Megan be 0 I know but that's what Becky 4005 says my Hubs gets to sit and watch football while I erase around like a crazy person. I can't eat the food when it's hot and then I spend two hours doing dishes Happy Thanksgiving. She gets a lot of by that guys at all get your husband needs to get off his ass the fuck. Hey Terrence, 88 says I just want to get wasted on Thanksgiving but the kids won't let me story of my life. My man. You gotta my woman. You gotta get more kids. That's the key you up. It's almost like what is it? Like you just it's like tape and you just got to get more kids the more kids the more they pack up the more they take care of themselves and they don't care the only kit time you care. You're going to hear screaming, but the only time it matters is if they're like bloodied and you know, if they're just clear dialing their way towards you and you're like, hey, what's up? What's the matter? So we're about to get to my favorite comment before that the that. Mmm SV says it's time for them when it's time for them to go to bed. I'm buzzed up and pissed off because they won't just fall asleep. The damn bastards and I was into it and then she said just let me sit by the fire pit alone with my white cloth and I'm kind of you lost me with a white cloth without why up? The fire pit is fine. But that's the thing like a lot of times like the kids won't eat the food and you try to give them what they want. And then you're trying to relax the end the nightmare like I'm hungry and you got to deal with that and then you also have to go through the same bullshit bedtime routine where you're trying to get them to go to bed. They're probably amped up because they've been playing with their friends or their cousins all day and at the end of the night if you're not buzzed yet you're trying to find Get a buzz on and that's the biggest pain. He has tried to get your kids to bed then like the one time maybe you can relax is difficult. But if you're trying to do it to get a white claw, maybe you need it. Maybe you should be spending more time with your kids. But also maybe you should put them in a cage and just like throw food at the moment maybe raising llama corns. Listen to this Thanksgiving routine. We sit on our asses and eat nachos with Netflix going all day. Oh my God, we've why do we even bother cooking we found we found Thanksgiving level 9 piles eat nachos? All fucking day watch some Netflix. I watch what dark cue it up watch it all in a row. But subtitled or are dubbed if you do dubs you're dead to it. It's a shame. It ain't smiling as heavy. It came on a sub chain jit. I cannot fucking you know, 20 seconds of the dubbing you like. This is fucking travesty. It's unwatchable the first 20 seconds. It was a sexy man who's confused that true? Yeah. Thanks for 20 step aside because the guy having the affair alric fucking great show. He that he it turns into like the storyline gets really goes crazy. So you get the second season goes this stupid idiot. So we do we would be remiss if we didn't acknowledge some of our European fans and listening but International and art sorry not just European International. If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving and our Canadian friends who already have people living rated their illegitimate Thanksgiving, which is 1,000% meaningless. Do you know I was in October it has something to do with First Nations. Nobody cares Canada, you know, I really I didn't know that there was a Canadian thing. Until two years ago, I get two years ago is the first time I have a good friend from Canada of it. And I've had I've had Thanksgiving with them. I've had Canadian Thanksgiving with them and they celebrated American Thanksgiving with us. Was it as gross as it sounds? No, it's just normal food. They just don't they don't do they do turkey. I don't know that they do specific Foods. I don't know if you're Canadian, and I know you are Paula policy and a bunch of other people. What do you guys have traditional foods for your Thanksgiving? Is it my turkey is it cape on coupon? I can't fucking remember. Can't be Q pot. Let's have a couple if you're roasting coupon anyway, so ADT is a ult is this like an endangered species and no longer how it looks like that goes out here ADEA UST makes a good point. She says another reason to love Canada is all these holidays are more spread out. So it's like running the holiday Gauntlet in the United States, right? So if you haven't seen your family in a while, you're seeing them Thanksgiving that odds are you're seeing them a month later for Christmas and if that was like, Three six months apart. Well, it's quick though Thanksgiving and Christmas comes like that. Yeah sure. But that's the point right if there was more spread out what it would be like it would be more meaningful to see family. You don't often see but look to me that Jesus is Fault like late like dude, like maybe don't do this as area next time and let it happen on its own maybe in February. What what does that mean? Just saying Jesus was born too soon you son of a bitch didn't make sense. We're finding a lot of people you're talking with old man's dicks. Help me Fox 81 says we don't have Thanksgiving Belgium, but have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Thank you tfox. What's a good? What's an all right. Here's what I'd like to know. What's a good national holiday? That's nondenominational but also like so Thanksgiving is very like it doesn't matter what your New Year's Eve on national holidays. Yeah. So New Year's Eve is non-abusive is worldwide is worldwide and that's not a that's not a bad example, but it's like I think that's maybe just like each worldwide. Just how about like, you know, how have a good time day where all you do it Saturday? Is it is that someday I think it's fucking worldwide Saturdays. I imagine you with your shirt off just with your foul thing. Just pumping you imagine me with my shirt off. Am I helping an old man cross the street you pervert? Yes, you'll hold on. Let me just quickly sketch it really quick for you. So crash a zombie design says, we've already had Thanksgiving and it was a shit show. I'm assuming she's Canadian can idea the kids all bitch that they didn't want anything that was made sounds correct. They wanted spaghetti nine kids wanted spaghetti or ha Dogs three kids wanted hot dogs or serial two kids wanted cereal. Why are there so many kids around that's by my count that there were 13 children. There must be 25 adults. There must be there must be every single time we go order mostly to very exhausting do this again this year. So every it became a thing every time we go to my family one of our good family friends always hosts, like tons of people and it always comes up where my mom will be like, I don't know how they do it. All these people are she's gone. Josephine she's having a 40 people. I don't know how they do it. There's a tent so now every year I go every year I go and I say mom, you know, I asked her that just to get her going and how do you lose Josephine having this? Yo, it's like it's that's my Thanksgiving tradition. Exactly. Exactly. Really trigger Harlow how she's doing it so not stirred you take your internet troll from the internet. I bring it out in real life. No, you know what it was in real life first and then I brought it to the internet you brought your eyes. Out rolling to the internet IRL with Carson Daly type. All right. So one last PSA from KSU Julie who I mentioned earlier. She says don't have sex on Valentine's Day because then your kids are going to have a Thanksgiving fucking birthday and it sucks. Why is it worse than irony was Birthday Sex? I don't know. I don't Thanksgiving. No one's having sex on Thanksgiving. Can we be honorable bundles and maybe in the morning, but then you're not getting the turkey inside soon enough I'm saying anyway, put so your daughter. Is it Thanksgiving birthdays and she get pissed off that she said like share her birthday with like turkey said what was this with celebrate with family and friends and celebrating and school and everyone's sighting of all the time. I have a summer birthday motherfucker. Nice weather. No one celebrating that shy brother second daughter is do very soon and he's very nervous about the kid maybe being born before Thanksgiving a right around Thanksgiving should be why here's what you do go dear brother. Holy shit. What are you gonna do with you kids born on Christmas? What the fuck? Do you know man the kind of just okay. It's just that and it's a concern you have before the kids born and then they're born you're like, okay saying anything's getting fun stoke the fucking fire. Alright, so we're going to get to our dumb comments our listeners reactions to our dumping sites, but we gotta play a quick round of Kinder perfect who sponsored this segment. Oh, yes. So we're going to get into our listeners reactions to our dumb insights, which is the segment sponsored by Kinder. Perfect. I hook up. All right is the other part of All I Want For Christmas holiday theme. I'm thank you Nate. All I want for Christmas is a day without blank Nate is the Chooser here. All right. Well, what do we got here? I'm going to read mine and say and read them. All. Right. So all I want for Christmas is a day without the cost of college in 2030. Not bad the count of three crap the daily power struggle and the dreams your mother gave up to have you The Emptiness were parental love should be the Eternal question why or the Fallout of the first crush? I think I'm going to go with all I want for Christmas is a day without The Eternal question why because I don't even know how to answer my goddamn toddlers constant. Why's he like? What time is it? 10:00 why I fucking die don't know man the rotation of the sun fucking I can't explain that one. What are your options bitch? I'm going with the brilliant idea to buy white carpet that all I want for Christmas is a day without the brilliant idea to buy so that you have a brilliant idea. As we get a clip of the refusal to eat topic my wife needs to hear how fucking insane I go about this shit. I constantly worry about my son the Jackhammer. I like how he's nicknamed his son you need to do that to your kids and he only wants by the way an axe nari Chloe and fucking snake. Oh, we're right to the he's copying my hammer nickname Sarge. He took it and he jacked wall. Well, you know, He took it and he fucking he made it his own he made it his own. How can said his son the Jackhammer only wants to eat snacks snacks candy and fucking snacks. Yeah, I don't know mine kids do too and it irritates me and I try to stop them. But at the same time they're not going to die. They might have a bunch of cavities and some intestinal you don't you don't do you love vegetables, but you don't I don't love vegetables. I was just doing the I like create a I like raw vegetables. Okay. Yeah, so do Roberts can take if you shit in my hand and there was some fried onion dip I did it. I love some dip. I don't even know how to respond. That was the grossest thing I've ever wasn't as gross as the old man dick thing that you came up with. That was nowhere Jesus and quite frankly. We should all be looking for that person out there. Okay. He said well, he died a long time ago. Probably got hit by a car that day. Let's be honest already fulfilled his entire dreams and then just he's passed away peacefully. All right bed. Jesse T said said we're talking about worst parenting chores, and she just went Spend time with them. I know it sounds awful for me to say that but it's like they know when you are actually trying and they instantly want to ruin it everyday life. They act normal when I make an extra effort to do something fun with them. They act like Caillou. Don't get me fucking started on mealtime AKA when you make them what they want and they don't eat it. Anyway Jesse T. We got you started. We talked a lot about mealtime last episode the next week. Is it next week? We're doing the rest of the parenting chores you think so you think so, we're doing part two of chores if we get into a lot of that shit and build the mica. Really appreciated the shout-out we gave them and he loved the episode last week so much so that he he friended me on LinkedIn tight again. I'll let you know on that bill. Can I just say that the previous comment? There is something to I have myself my son and my daughter watching or playing together quietly in their room. I've like stumbled upon them and instead of like being like hey what's going on? I'll just Take two seconds to be like they're not talking to me. And this is one rewrite. This is amazing. This is actually the dream maybe what it's all about. I don't know because I'm too scared. My adrenaline's my heart rate. It said one. Yeah right now because I'm terrified they're going to one of them is going to turn around but both of them are talking to each other quietly facing away from me and they're not asking me any questions God. I'm so happy. What a heartwarming way to end our Thanksgiving. Something Pete is actually truly thankful for about parenting and listen if anyone sees an old man and wants to have them cross the street just remember grab my the deck. You ruined it. You ruined it. You know what? It's called get the goddamn gift. It's called what what do you call tanks angry get angry get angry taking angry ungrateful taking on great. It just rolls off. The tongue is what it does. Thank you for listening this week. We are grateful for you. We are so grateful. So thankful. So grateful. We wish we could repay you. Yeah, this is nice this we do repay you with our fucking this hardcore entertainment that we give you a hardcore. His hardcore. Well, maybe the 200 episodes when we get 200 views. Maybe we'll do a little hardcore action. What does that mean? You don't want to know? You know, what here we are going to do interrupt people's conference remember interrupt your conversations to say. Okay Trumper. Okay Boomer. Okay Boomer and have you rated dead and buried? Yeah. And what is a podcast they don't worry about it. Can I see your phone? Exactly. Thanks for tuning in guys and I will catch you with some leftovers next time get that as a Thanksgiving. The Leftovers, yeah, go back.
Thanksgiving is yet another uniquely American  gift to the world (you heard me Canada!). It's a non denominational holiday who's sole purpose is to celebrate togetherness through eating a drinking and watching football. Its a day where the constant whining and screaming coming from your kids is drowned out by the volume of the TV. Can it be a stressful holiday? Sure. Dealing with In-laws, or your uncle  who believes firmly in "beautiful clean coal" can be a hassle but just tell them about the NEW holiday that Mike and Pete came up with: Ungratefultaking Day! Or you can always interrupt them and ask if they've heard of this boss-ass podcast. You have options. Now get back to cooking a dazzling array of food for 15 hrs, just do your kid can say "Ew I don't like that." All they want to eat are rolls? Let 'em. Who cares? It's Thanksgiving after all. Save all that anger for Christmas cause it's coming sooner than you think. Happy Ungratefultaking Day Everyone! 