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Do it all the time one out of five. Is this good toothbrush. Nah, we're all very thankful for the fact that you listen to this show the fact you follow along on the internet, and we wanted to do a Thanksgiving. Giveaway stravaganza stupendous outrageously awesome thing right then that accurate. Yes. Absolutely. So what we're going to do is we're going to ask ungoogleable questions. And for these ungoogleable questions, you will have a hash deck each hash tag and ungoogleable question has been created by one of the members in the room. Currently the different prizes that are up for grabs. Evan Fox is going to give away a pair of shoes to get it right Nick said he wants to give away. Gift card, if you get it, right people are going to give away your dollars to our store which is currently has 20 percent off everything right now at stored up at McAfee show.com for our Thanksgiving. Thank you sale. We got a lot to give away. We got a lot of things to get to let's get started. Okay. Alright each ungoogleable question has been sent in by one of the boys. Here we go. Taisha minutes the first one. What's the hashtag you want them to use to answer so that you can find the right answer and what will you be? Giving away hashtag. How long do I sleep? Okay, hashtag. How long do I sleep if you have the answer for this question, you will get a gift card to the store. Correct? How many hours of sleep did Ty Schmidt sleep last night, correct? Is that Wednesday night or is that Tuesday night will be Wednesday night. Okay, so later the podcast. So tonight right? Oh, fuck how do you know the answer already? You gave me the answer already. I mean, that's just I know I know I've been on the say I've been on the same schedule for like two years now. I don't know. Okay, so hashtag. How long do I sleep give the answer that you think it is Ty Schmidt will pick the first winner because they it does have an answer to the 10th or is it just yeah, I think to the texture. All right. Perfect gift card to the store next question from Nick Marone. What's the hashtag you'd like to use hashtag stoop kid ain't afraid to leave his soup. Okay, can you spell that out please? Hashtag s top-8 int Afra ID. Not for the kid Jesus afraid to leave his stoop. That stupid kid. Yeah ain't afraid to leave his stupid. Sto. Okay. Okay. I get over the kid a int Afra ID Tio. Yep, L EA. Ve yep th e St. Oop now. How many times has Nick Morado moved in the last 15 years hashtag stoop kid ain't afraid to leave the stoop. You got it. We hold a record for this Visa gift card for $100 from Nick Pro know if you get that right on this Thanksgiving giveaway extravagant Ginza stupendous. Next one's from Gumpy Gumby. What do you want the hashtag? Hashtag Gump to America number two? Not Tio. Okay, come to America who's his favorite football player of all time. He will be giving a gift card to the store and stored up at McAfee show.com. Yes, sir. Who cares about his very football player of all time due to the stute next one from Biggs Biggs. What's a hashtag? You'd like to hear SEC Tony likey Tony like me Tio and why l ik e y who is digs his all-time favorite? Vut stealer and you'll be giving away a for the brand flag of choice and at $43 to the store that 43 by the way, could that play in who's your favorite football player of all time? Kevin Fox? What's the hashtag? Hashtag free-throw free shoes free-throw free shoes. How many free throws in a row has Evan Fox hit in the office for a free pair of shoes. That's awesome. That's a good giveaway. Yes, sir. By the way, under $100 this number was alarming this number was alarming. All right, Boston Connor. What's the hashtag? Eat your socks off? What color socks? Is he wearing yesterday? What color socks is Boston Connor wearing yesterday. He will get you a for the brand t-shirt signed by everyone in the office. So including block dead. Whoa. Yeah. That's awesome. Is this like a thing for you? You were a bunch of different colored socks. Usually I don't match them. But today I happen to so I figure is this the first time first time in at least two months. Hey, we're pretty proud of them up. Yeah, I am. I'm pretty proud of you Todd. What's the hashtag? Hash tag name that crime? Okay. The first very first case Todd was assigned as a detective was for what crime? This is 20 this would be 98 1998 Todd's very first case assigned as a detective was for what crime you could win a for the brand flag and Hoodie combo. That's a good mum. Give away their that for the brand hoodie. The camo One's Gonna Be Tough fine. So I know if it were given that away but it is good stuff. What was his first case as a detective? I respect that a lot by that's a long time ago a long time ago here. Is it like something you remember forever? Yeah. Yeah that very first case. Yeah because although I did solve and Not only that I get moved in with this rusty old detective right? We're working the same county. This was a case that he couldn't solve. Oh Gil his Sergeant our sergeant said why don't you give it a crack and I got the guy to confess charge they plead guilty. And now we're talking I hate this. Yeah, I'm fine. Now this one from Zito just made me laugh. What was the mascot for his Junior High School? Okay, that's a zero wants to know what's the hashtag? Thanksgivings eat you could win a jingle all the way sweater and a random item from the pub. Yes, the pain are random item from the pub Mercer. Find it José de jesús Perez. Is that his middle name? That wasn't no? No. It isn't. No it is we've done this before remember we went on like a two-hour Witch Hunt trying to find it. It's insane. All right. So what's the name of the mascot for Zito's Junior High School? You could win a random item from the pub not MRSA or any other diseases and a jingle all the way sweater could be a sword. Whoa your real to your higher the fake to your hat. You tell everyone that you went to I don't know what that means. But I'm gonna stay real I respect that. Well, he is under the assumption that you're living your fake wife right now is all just that we all were yeah simulation. I don't know. I've kind of I've got to come around and all right so you can win a lot of shit. Right there. Yeah good stuff. What's the hashtag stupid kid ain't afraid to leave stoop ain't afraid to leave his stoop. Were you did though? Yeah, that's the yeah. That's the reason for the hashtag. Yeah, yeah, he's right but he was but first I was afraid I was petrified. That's kind of like The Expendables or no replacement. There. It is. Only about 15% Are you think we hit close 10? That one's a tough one to get them? You know, I mean, we had the pitch right here and the town which I feel pretty good about in trouble and Travel the base by the way. I ended up in that screen on your radio where it's like the bass and the treble and you try to make it sound better for some reason in the balance. Why are they giving me the opportunity to move the sound over my fucking driver? I don't want to do that if you have Sleeping kids, is that real? Oh, yeah, you jump in a car. Yeah, but it's yeah, we're like old restaurants where they had the smoking section. There's nothing that broke them up. Like what is it going to really do all it doesn't make me dizzy think my left ear is here and see if you're sick of like kids music you pump all the volume to the back let the Listen to it in the back. Oh that makes so much sense still here, though. Oh, yeah. Huh father tone. 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Oh how exciting yeah, because the Mason Rudolph everybody hated hated everybody hated and it's one thing to have a terrible quarterback, but it's another thing to have like a terrible quarterback and every single fan base in the league hates your quarterback as well. Yeah, everybody wanted Mason Rudolph to fail. Yeah, especially after everything came out even if what miles Garrett said was completely wrong. Everybody still hates Mason room. Yes, which is why would it's hard to be that guy. It's not easy to be the guy that everybody hates. I mean only a few people have really accomplished it Pittsburgh is even buying Nation Runo and he's like the most punchable face in the history of quarterback and he has no idea how to put chapstick on orders of her lip is always sweating it what either one of the two is not great. You're so hard up. It's rude. It's like he looks at one read and if it's not open his just a stands there like a deer in headlights waiting for something terrible to happen. He's a worst quarterback to ever wear Steelers jersey. Whoa. Wow, I don't think he's wrong. I'm trying to run through quarterbacks in my head right now. There's no way there's no one else. It's pretty damning right now like a bag. I'll be home in Mark Malone in my head. Terry Hanratty. He's pretty bad with that. Asshole Neale Donald through a Super Bowl purpose on purpose. Everybody knows deal with Donald through that thing away toothpicks. Jerry Jones paid him speaking of Jerry Jones Jerry Jones, let it be known on good morning football that he was not jacked up about the questions about Jason Garrett and Dak Prescott that he is repeatedly. The face he had one of the most hilarious answers I've ever heard in my entire life. Do we have that audio say this I think all of us including the fans want to win a damn football game. Okay. Now I know we've got a lot of other things to think about who's coaching Whos playing Whos compared to another player someplace else? How about let's win some ball games folks we can take out other stuff. I'm not known as the guy. Who gets hand cramps when I'm writing checks that was about Dak Prescott. And then he had this to say about Jason Garrett doesn't a the no one in this country has earned the right to say I'm a Jason Garrett man more than me. I am his man and we want the very same thing and that's for our players to play at their very best and we want his staff to coach at their very best. The bottom line is we get graded. I'm in business. I don't have to win the Super Bowl in business every year. I can come in six and have a hell of a year. But in this business you've got to come in first you've got to come in first and so fundamentally you've asked for something. That's a very narrow One to begin with. I want Jason to get it done. He was painting a nice picture there for Jason Garrett had a very difficult job. He understands how hard it is. And then at the end he was like with that being said that we need to do that. Yeah, Jerry Jones was promoting a Salvation Army event that he was having a Jerry World down there and instead it turned into what I assume everyone of his media scrums turns into which is hey, what are you gonna do with Doc when he going to pay him? And what do you do with Jason Garrett if they continue to lose and I loved his answers. I think he's one of the most hilarious and legendary humans of all time. I'd like to see him run for It strictly for the debates strictly for the debates. I watch these debates are having right now. If you get a human up there that can actually speak and has a personality people are getting buried up there I'ma so I'm surprised Jerry Jones has not thought about running for president before I'm very surprised by that. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that would come out I assume but he probably likes his job, but he's making so much money for it like run a football team. I don't know. Would you want to be present? If you're in his position, there's no way that you will take a pay cut that is Jerry is very businessman the whole I don't get my hands on get cramps. All right chefs. He's thought of that line by the way, that might be a good tagline for him if he ever goes for that's a good tagline for a billionaire. Do you think do you think he's hesitant? Because of how bad I think Dak Prescott is a lot better than Jared Goff but Jared goff's contract has now crippled the ramps. I've talked about this ad nauseam almost about how the new NFL plan in new NFL way of looking at things. I think if you looked, That Seattle Seahawks I'm not going in there good right now, but back whenever they had the legion of boom and Russell Wilson was on that rookie contract they were able to build up. They had a lot of success. Then you look at the LA Rams. They were able to build up around Jared Goff. They became this lightning rod of a team. Then you got a pager goes off. You got to get rid of some people got to get rid of some offensive lineman get to get rid of some Defenders your team becomes completely different team. This has been on regular occasions whenever you pay when you pay a quarterback, you can't pay everybody else obviously like for instance, When Patrick Mahomes gets broken off that Chief seems you look very different can patch Mahomes win games by himself though, which is what quarterbacks have to be able to do if they're going to get 30 percent 40 percent of the salary cap. Yes, I think Patrick bones. Can I don't think a lot of quarterbacks can though and that's a decision that owners and GM's have to make is are we going to give this guy 40 percent of the salary cap? And can he win it all by himself? And you think that answer is no then you can't get into a 200 million dollar contract if you want the betterment of your team, but it's hard to find a good quarterback that Contract quarterback is not always easy to find you don't just find ducky Hodges is rolling around on the Ravens are in such a sweet spot now because of that. Oh, yeah, obviously, he's performed way better than anyone had expectations for but they can sell out go all in for the next two years or so. Yeah, if any and by the way, it's different body types and what everybody else is gonna be looking for now granted they're going to look for defense and keep building a defense up which is performed very, well. It's hard to blow people out of your defense isn't dominant which it has been but you can build up a tight end. You could build up a blocking tight end you could do everything like that and just continue to generate Mark Ingram has been a great addition. You can probably even add even more weapons on there. I mean, it's a sweet spot and I said this last year I said, is this the new model on how you win in the NFL in a lot of people said you're an idiot you if you get a good quarterback you pay him or whatever. It's like yeah, I get that you have to do that, but it'd be nice if one of these quarterbacks would understand if you build up the team around them. They're probably going to be a much happier position. Maybe, you know, maybe lose out on 20 million dollars out of two. A million, but which is a gross amount of cash and I understand it's generational wealth, but to build up the team around you think you have a lot more success and I think that's what teams are going to start doing. If you look at the playoffs if they started today on the AFC side Patriots Steelers pay their quarterbacks, but the Ravens Chiefs bills and Texans all have young quarterbacks who have yet to be paid that you can pull up the team room. Yeah and it's real that's a real model that you could do. And if she has a lot of great all-time quarterbacks, I think that's what that's a that's also but those are the people I can carry a team Drew Brees can carry a team not going to Michael Thomas is next level but he's also a young but you got a lot of these guys that whenever your Superstar is Young. You don't have to pay him as much as you have to pay an OG, but that OG is being paid because he's shown that he's very good. So it's an interesting Dynamic and if you find a Patrick Mahomes or Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees or Tom Brady you keep them for sure. But if it's that next tier down and they're just going to fundamentally be average forever and not be able to win games by themselves. I think you have to take a real. Look at that. Now I am I saying - bro. I said no, but I'm thinking Jerry Jones might be thinking that just like what Gumpy just implied right there. That's what happened to the dolphins with Tannehill. They paid him way overpaid herbal and not did nothing. He's turned the Titans. Yeah, somehow some way. It's incredible. It's not getting paid. But I think that that's that's also what I think makes Russell Wilson. So great is he's one with not many weapons at all. And there's a guy that I think I should have added that list. I just had Drew Brees and Rogers Tom Brady. I think Russell Wilson has played himself into that patch of my homes will play himself into that. At but you never know whenever you get rid of everybody and you only pay one person if it's going to work out for the Seattle Seahawks it has for the Rams. It is not obviously I mean in Todd Gurley not being talked early. And what's up with that by leeteuk girly says he's healthy and then the team says he's not. I don't know how that continues to be a battle of words, but they are lying is just not what it was. We can't pay the guy they lost got to the Titans bundle. Yeah. So the Titans are getting hot now, they lost the guy to the things. I don't know if it's still playing or not. I should have done more research, I believe so that degenerative knee thing must be Way more serious than anyone knows either Wednesday there. They must be trying to squeeze as much time out of him as possible the Rams, you know, but he has said that he's healthy when Darrell Davis came on the show though. He said he had that and sometimes he felt good and sometimes he felt terrible. I don't remember him saying that they really life. My knees every once while they feel better once another feel bad and I didn't I haven't run Force just a lot of balls that is interesting because Todd Gurley says I'm healthy. Like it's always it's been a very mixed message out of that whole thing now granted I might be mishearing. I might be reading the wrong tweets, but for me, it sounded like Todd Gurley is one of the ball and he's having given to him but the overarching fact is the fact that they paid Jared Goff in the team gets worse and they just gave him a new contract to so maybe that's why they're not go out. We're at Going to get it some sort of return on our investment not just burn him out here. You know when we're not going to make the playoffs. Yeah, I'll be excited. See what Jerry Jones does man that answer now granted. He was probably thinking he was going to be promoting a philanthropic thing the Salvation Army, there's two other people sitting next to them there and he's just getting peppered with these very very very expensive and important questions when he's just out there trying to promote Salvation Army what you got to give credit for the good morning football for asking the question. Yeah, the way Nate Burleson might never be seen on TV again friend of the show friend of ours. G-good luck, but he I mean he won after Jerry. They're a little bit with real question. Yeah, which I respect and appreciate Jerry controls the TV rights. That's not guy. I'm happy. I never got a chance to talk to him. Who knows you dumb shit. I would say I like that a lot. What else we got to today Bears Lions. Everybody thinks that the there's gonna win that game. Come on. I was told the Detroit Since are forced to watch the Thanksgiving game every single year in the live show. I said something that is different than I thought now in my live show earlier today I said that I would assume that if you were to pull cities around the country and say hey, do you like Thanksgiving and do you hate Thanksgiving and on a scale of 1 to 10? How much do you like or how much you hate it? I think the scale would lean heavily towards hate in the city of Detroit because every Thanksgiving they are forced to watch the Lions on television, and they are mostly Like disappointed odd say that they're going to be disappointed by their football team. So the city of Detroit has to hate Thanksgiving because they're forced to not only be around people that they're never around and talk about shit. They don't want to talk about with people that don't talk about they just want to eat and do the thing but they're forced to watch a team that they actually invested in in that scene and are invested in never invest back in its fans always lets him know and I thought that they would hate things even for that instead. I got a lot of tweets from people in Troy. They're like no no, no, we expect them to lose. So if they win in, Incredible things if they lose their shit exclaiming. Hey, it's Thanksgiving. They should pay Calvin Johnson and we just move on that's basically how everybody in Detroit feels. Is that accurate Fox it. Yeah give you that. I think that a lot of times people are looking most forward to the halftime show because the halftime shows awesome. I don't know who's supposed to be tomorrow Big Sean. Hopefully Big Sean. He was just at the Pistons are rock Kid Rock and Mimi Bob Richie. That's what I'm saying. So yeah, but like you said we expect to lose. My dad's side of the family. There's like a billion people and a tiny tiny tiny living room. They all gamble on Detroit. So they think Detroit is going to win every year they lose. So my family personally is miserable, but you got to expect that. Well, it's like whenever we're going to Pirates games as kids this team stinks. Let's see the ball park though if they win. Holy shit. The gym bellies are doing fireworks and they can literally do fireworks every single time they win because it never happened. 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No, I like them as humans. Yeah, I think I like those mafias great. Yeah great, but I don't like their offense. I don't trust their offense, but the on the other side, I think the Cowboys are Owen six against the last in the last six against That have a winning record so I don't like I don't like any I don't like any size. So you're not that in this, you know, I will I mean, it's Thanksgiving. It's a game that's on TV. I'm gonna do it. Oh boy, it's Cowboys Cowboys minus X and a half. What I'm doing in real life is I'm teasing the Cowboys and Saints down to just a winning both of them. I know I know so for the show purpose Cowboys Cowboys - six and a half. Okay Saints at Falcons is last one. I think Saints might win by 50. Yeah Grammy Saints with the points the great. I thinks gonna win by 50. I think the Falcons game a couple weeks ago. They weren't ready. We talk to her. And Harper shout out to him by the way calling us from Paris. He was awesome. He said like, you know, yeah, sometimes you just feel like yeah, you'll be able to win any like I will turn on the third quarter. I will turn the fourth quarter. You never get there. They're humans. They got realigned and I think the Falcons are about to run into a buzz saw Diane are in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium show you like Drew Brees Connor. I don't mind him. I mean he's all right. What is that strictly compared to Tom Brady? Is that what your well? Yeah, I mean all my comparisons are Tom Brady. What do you want from me here? Come on. So You Think Drew Brees? Stink? I don't think he stinks. I mean he has that passing record, you know, all of them. He has all of the passing Secrets dump is all the way out of her number. If you're out on Drew Brees gonna be yeah. I'm out. He was forced in some balls when they were up against Carolina let him back into the game. Hey, I'm not Drew Brees is obviously better than Teddy Bridgewater, but when he played they ran the ball a lot more and it just seemed Work better. I don't know why holy shit. Did you become cubic and robbers are gonna come after you that's fine. I mean, I'm not in Teddy didn't lose again. So you can come at me. All you want this is that hair bias, you're just still mad briefs burn the dolphins with no he spurned him. We had the choice. We took call Pepper you think this is going to that organization you're out of your mind. You didn't really have many options. Paul worked out pretty well for about That was like Letterkenny right there. That's exactly what that was. By the way I love the kid'll loves that show so much every time I reach you liked up. He does Letterkenny while he's mic'd up and you can tell that to people that are listening to it don't have no idea what Letterkenny is and it's just incredible. I like George get a lot. I saw something the other day. I can't remember who it was from but him and Mike Thomas are the two most important players on other teams other than quarterback SOB in the entire league. It was the stat that makes sense makes a lot of sense by the way, Michael. Everybody's talking about him being in the MVP conversation because of how damn good he is, but it's going to be hard as a wide receiver to win the MVP just like it's hard as a running back to quarterback league, but both he and he's put up 130. I think every single game or something like that the very good house that habit that's like Randy Moss Back in the day. When was the last time a showcase wide receiver was the guy? I don't know I couldn't tell you Randy Moss. Maybe you knew he was going to put up at least a hundred every week Colin Johnson Calvin Johnson the lines refuse to handle Jones early in his Career, I think it's Antonio Brown there for a little bit. You could assume that he had a weird record to where it was something like five catches and over 50 yards for so many consecutive games. That was enough. Yeah, so he was a guy that you would think okay. He's gonna put on a show Michael. It's yeah, but he's always played on such a stinky team. Here's Mike Thompson. They made the Super Bowl but Mike Thomas last games 10 for 101 eight four one 1413 for 150 11 for 115 9 for 140. Nine 411 for 182 9 for a hundred community of he sucked it went 5 for 50 for one game. Oh no to win the MVP. That's that's awesome. Good for them down there. Give for Drew Brees have a weapon. Also. He had that rest when Teddy Boudreaux is in there get that arm loose the fact that comes out of our mouth think change anything about the way I feel about him. But I like the Saints over the Falcons and you could give the Saints - six and a half if you'd like Duke lost a Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin is twenty-seven Point favorites is coach cake done. Look. What's our take care earlier the fact that the one and dones Coach K gave into the one and dones because he was getting out recruited by people that knew that there were just one in Dunning. So he gave into it even though he was against it for a long time and it's kind of changed the way Duke is now granted last year. They made it to the elite eight the elite eight for a lot of schools in celebration. But when you were Duke and Coach K, the elite eight is a failure, especially when you got two guys are going to be top three draft picks. So I think it's fair to ask the question did the one and dones when Coach K finally gave in and said it said, yes, I'll do the one that ruined go. Okay, and how he coaches because he can't build these guys up to become the best basketball players possible in fit into the Duke philosophy. Yeah, he's not a good quick coach. He's a marathon coach. Oh, he's like a bonsai tree like a bonsai tree and plant the seed. Nothing comes to the five years later. There's that bamboo Banzai. I think that's a good reference. I mean, I don't know if it's like that but it takes a long time. Yeah, I used to have one of them little waterfall it nice bamboo though. I think it's as well. Yeah, pandas Pinot panda is actually better than the pandas actually can eat meat just live in a place where there isn't meat available. So they're forced to eat the fucking terrible bamboo. Either lazy have sex. That's insane. I wouldn't I wouldn't have sex either if I was forced to eat fucking right? Would take it easy on pandas right now. They're in a tough spot in Australia that Mike Wallace. I was a koalas koalas the ones in trouble those clothes and isn't Austria. I said close in China. Well the koalas in Australia are having a tough time, right? What's going on, you know fires everywhere. Oh, really? Yeah. Koala bear very cute, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thanks to these though. Well, I mean what they're not friendly. Laughs I see Steve Steve Irwin. I held one. Yeah you hold one see what happens. Koala bears right now. I wouldn't let you they're dangerous. Steve around taught me a lot of things crocodile. You always go from the tail look it up and throw a towel over its eyes are good. Yeah, as long as he thinks it's asleep. Koala bears are dangerous. They do have STDs he's right that is true that you have STDs. Well, that's what koala bear fuck the human equality is really terrible. Yeah, really? Yes. I think they were nice. I don't know Steve that your thickness loss. Nope. They're slow lazy arse. Only real they have long claws do it again. That's because they just walk them in and they just hang out there horribly telling jokes slots one Atomic bad time one guys, who the other guy at the diner on the moon? I like the food but there's no atmosphere. It's a good one. This is pretty good. Well, it's called hack jokes Dad Dad ack Jump Street jokes streets officer this We go. Now we're playing here. There's some kids dream choke. So there are some good ones. There's comedians that try to make their entire set of us. Yeah. I'm assuming a comedian world is not accepted. Yeah. Well my favorite Street joke. Yes. Yep guy goes in doctor's office and the doctor comes in the room after the five minutes and he goes listen, you're going to have to stop masturbating and he goes, oh my God, why and he goes because I'm trying to examine you. Misdirection Ohio State's number one in the new college football playoff committees rankings good for them. Surpass LSU do to LSU's defense. Which many could argue is the Ole Miss offensive put up six hundred fourteen yards against LSU. Number one Russian team in the SEC, by the way, wholeness. Hmm the first shot therefore at Rodriguez who is now an offense coordinator. I just got off the phone with him actually good conversation good to hear from again with feel good it was Nice try had to write ya Solaris. I can't wait to see him on the sidelines for the game. He said I just I just want to tell you one more time. It was good at my happy. He's having success though. I mean he created this whole spread offense thing Glenville State College way back and DEC 27 years ago. He started doing spread offense and he took it to Tulane and then the Clemson and West Virginia and then obviously in Michigan is a little bit different and Arizona and then now he's in the SEC. I think he has a lot of pride in this offense working because he was always question on will. Offense working D1 college because he wasn't going to the state many want did it there and they're like, well, what work in the SEC now, he's put up 614 yards against LSU and then they're like, well, would your offense work in the NFL? Nice you Lamar Jackson just dominating in the NFL and he's like it's been pretty nice, you know good for him. That's game. I'll be calling while the Saints are blown out the Falcons. I hate Stephen Singer is being said all around the country. People are saying I hate Steven Singer, there's this guy in Philadelphia that the world's been hearing about if you've been to Philly you may have seen the Billboards or heard him on the radio. I hate Steven Singer. What does this even mean? Whether you're in Philly or not? Steven Singer is the most hated jeweler in America. Why because other Jewelers can't stand them. He doesn't just have the best diamonds anywhere, but he has the best prices anywhere with no coupon codes and discounts phony sales or other bullshit, huh, you know anytime you go to a jewelry store. They have a sale that's ending today. Always always there's a sale that sending right now Steven singers, and I ain't doing that bullshit. We're just always going to be priced properly. I'm excited to tell you about the new sponsor of this show at Steven Singer. Steven Singer Jeweler's makes buying Diamond Jewelry easy and fun. Steven can help you wrap up holiday shopping right now. 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I just wish the motherfucker were showing up about six months ago for I spent a lot of money on a ring that said that I loved a girl forever which I will and I do I just wish maybe the Walmart Tiffany's guy would have showed up a little bit earlier. So I hate Stephen Singer. Hey them, you should do I hate Steven Singer.com and go take advantage of his incredible pricing on beautiful jewelry. All right. I think we're done with the show. I think so. Sounds good. I think we're done. We gave away some shit. We talk some shit. We're all thankful. Right? Everybody's thankful. Very thankful. Very thankful. We gave away a sale with 20% off everything and stored up have microdot calm right now going through the weekend. It will end on Monday at some point depending on how late everybody is into the but the buying stuff real professional buttoned-up operation. We hope you'll have the best Thanksgiving of all time. Tell your families. We said hello, if you're in Detroit, we apologize for what happened with this key and Nagy and what they did you guys to the foxy family, you know, maybe mixing some Waters. Why do you say that about the fox family, but you know this I hear things. Oh Foxy's family. I guess he just likes to get the fuck after I respect it. Yeah we have Good time. It's a good family. Great family. I'm very thankful for them to I didn't add them into the equation. Well, we're not going to run those. I figured all this thing's too much of the thinking of each other. Nobody wants to hear that we really all did so so though, I would like to let you guys know that I am very thankful for all of you also to my lady into the ladies of every guy in here. We thank you for your patience in our schedule. We're very very lucky to do what we do and we're very very thankful you all choose to listen and watch where the fuck you maybe have a great Thanksgiving. We're propelling right into Christmas movie season jingle all the way, you know, there's I would argue that that jingle all the way one. Yep might sell the least person Zito Clause, I think zero cause you can do well because the one that I would buy the hot ticket item. Yeah. I took the picture of the fucking thing. I'm a big fan of that shirt. I think 0 causes gonna do well, I think so. Things in her Miss. We never know what's going to be but I think the jingle all the way one because we didn't really take like if we were put your face on like Schwarzenegger, 's body then I'm buying that thing immediately, you know, but it's just standard or Schwarzenegger in the other guy Sinbad. I don't know if we did it but in and to be honest, I thought the movie wasn't that great you love the movie A lot of people thought it was great. So maybe they'll support you and your break. I don't know. I need the doll. That's from the movie. Yeah, is that the same way you did the first time we had a loss I think so. Yeah. Do you know any other quotes from the movie? Well anybody watch the parade? No, no. Yeah. He was a big part of that. Jingle all the way. Is anybody watch a parade that they have in New York. They're saying that might be so windy. They can't have the fucking puppets. Yeah, man. I mean, I don't see one of those fucking things. I won't that be awesome. So you want like people like typically no, but Usually like the Packers would play the lines a lot on Thanksgiving. So I'd watch that instead. I don't really have any interest in what about family wines horbury cousin is a Rockette and she's usually in the parade congrats your cousin grethe the parades before any of the games. Yeah early very early. It stinks. But there's people that line up together the big deal. Why do people go to parades they just got two braids because they've been told they're supposed to go to parades. I don't think I fully understand people that go to the parade. I'll watch it. I watch it by the way because I like to see the random fuck-ups and Terrible TV that happens and things like that, but the people that actually go and stand there. I don't fully understand Tsum it's tradition and that's that's about it because it's on Thanksgiving Day. So it's not like you can turn around and do any shopping in New York after that, you know most places are probably closed. So I don't think I'm friends with anybody that would do that. The people that go to the Parade's are the same people that stand in Times Square for 12 hours to watch the ball drop. Yeah. I don't think I'm friends with anybody that would do either of those things. So I don't think I think it was big like when there was like to Shins on TV and I will have nothing else to do might as well go watch these back when Notre Dame is Dominic is the only football team on television and in Rudy came fucked it all up. I got look at what he would pecker. That's one of the shows we watch popped Woody. Yeah design photography. Anyways, you guys should watch the parade have nothing else going on. We won't if you go to the break, please tweet us and tell us why there's I would argue is nobody listening to the show is going to a parade. Probably not no safe assumption safe assumption. Let's your balloon maker. Yeah, but I think even you wouldn't go don't blow up your houses with fried turkeys. Please don't hurl Butterball has a line that turkey hotline, by the way. It's been like 20 30 years. Yeah, you could call him ask him how to fuck cooked turkey. Really? Yeah. Nice. Yep. Well tell you then, they'll break it all down the turkey hotline. All right, what are all the hashtags again? Hashtag? Hashtag eat your socks off. What color socks was Connor wearing yesterday? Hashtag stupid kid ain't afraid to leave this through and the question was how many times have I? Moved in the past 15 years. It's really astounding number digs its hashtag Donnie likey and that is my favorite Stellar of all time of all time and you'll win something and $43 to store the brand flag of your color of your choice and $43. Okay, Todd, your hashtag is name that crime first case. Those are assigned as a detective. What was that crime and you can win the for the brand flag and Hoodie combo. That's right tie the hashtag, you know, my hashtag stunk the first time around so I'm going to change it to keep hashtag team. No sleep. I think that's a little easier. Yeah, and just how long did I sleep last night? Well, you have to make sure that you only search for hash tag team no sleep then. Yeah, I will. Okay. I will I don't even remember what the first one was to be honest. How long do I sleep? Yeah that stinks. So I'm gonna I got the other one as he though hashtag Thanksgiving seat. I like it's my name and the question was what was my mascot in junior? Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah when you're hot, you're hot not Junior High School. It has nothing to do with Thanksgiving or does it could measure your from hashtag thanksgivings. I think I know the answer and I don't think that's accurate the hashtag free-throw free shoes. How many free throws in a row have I made in the office for a free pair of shoes under $100? I know you could give him any kind of shoe your choice. Whoa Louboutins. Hashtag come to America and who's my favorite football player of all time. There we go. All right, give away a lot of shit currently have a sale going on stored up having show.com 20% off everything. Hope you have an incredible Thanksgiving. The best Cheers we will see you tomorrow. All right, bye-bye Schmidt play that hack a snoozer. I got beans green beans potatoes Tomatoes. Lamb Rams Hogs dogs chicken Turkish. Grab your name. I thought things creams potatoes Tomatoes lamp great Springs potatoes Tomatoes potatoes Tomatoes lamp. Prince potatoes Tomatoes lamp where am I screams potatoes Tomatoes beans potatoes Tomatoes pain screams potatoes Tomatoes pain screams 14 screams for change change things change screams potatoes tomatoes. potatoes tomatoes You just paint screams pertains creams for change change change change brings potatoes tomatoes chicken. I would like it to be known that I don't actually hate Steven Singer. Oh, right. I mean this is break. This is kind of after the show here. We just have to make sure we put this in I don't actually hate the guy. I mean do I think it's a bit convenient that he just fucking decides to start sponsoring the show after I spend a lot of money have you actually met him? I did I got a chance to chat with you. You do know you don't hate them. I do know that I don't care. Yeah. I got a chance to talk. He's like very philanthropic and all that shit and he's got an incredibly convenient way of buying jewelry just by going through. I hate Stephen cigar.com and he shifts it to you. But sometimes I can start saying I hate people and get going a little bit and people think I actually hate them like this guy do I think it's convenient what he did? Yes. Do I like the way his company operates? Yes. Do I hate them? No. I think he's a little bit of fucking asshole Fair Point. And if I'd a jeweler friend about My Jeweler friend would say that guy fucking stinks. Yeah, because the jewelry world has been run the racket for far too long the oh, yeah up charging on these goddamn things and you're all in on it together and then this guy comes in and says, I'm break code. I'm gonna start selling it for cheaper none of that bullshit. So I appreciate what Steven Singer did I just wish you were showing up a little bit earlier with that being said now, I hope you enjoy. the greatest Thanksgiving in the history of Thanksgiving Egg Bowl tonight ESPN stored up at my show.com 20% off all store told maybe Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday depend on when you want to buy have a great holiday.
Happy Thanksgiving! On today’s show, Pat and the boys sit around and discuss the NFL slate on Thanksgiving as well as who they are thinking about betting on. They discuss whether or not people in Detroit hate Thanksgiving because it usually comes during a time of the year where Lions fans have nothing to be positive about, if the Bills have enough to beat the Cowboys in Jerry World or if the Cowboys will respond after Jerry Jones had a couple of choice comments for the Good Morning Football crew after being asked about Dak’s contract and the Jason Garrett situation. Pat also announces the Thanksgiving Giveaway Extravaganza Stupendous as each of the guys picks an ungoogleable question and a hashtag that you can try to answer to win anything from gift cards to the store, a free pair of shoes, a VISA gift card, or special items from the store. The guys also cover the “Thanksgiving Thank You” sale that started last night at midnight and will run through the end of the weekend. EVERYTHING in the store at store.patmcafeeshow.com is 20% off. Supplies are limited so make sure you beat the rush. We thank you all so much for riding with us and being apart of the team. Come laugh with us, and hopefully this is the best Thanksgiving of your lives. Cheers. 