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See your stamina is like it's very very if you're watching this on YouTube, we're wearing the same clothes. We don't have a lot of production value here. Nope, or a wardrobe production value and frankly we both look great. Let's be honest. Oh, that's nice. I think this was actually a Father's Day gift this t-shirt if you're not watching It's a Millennium Falcon streaking across the sky with red white and blue stripes. So somehow it's like Star Wars and America. No GI Joe. That's it's not really a gyro. Is it is that truly a GI Joe realize that aren't you? The guy loves GH all of his capacity watch your words. Be careful Cassity. Think about what you're going to say capacity thinking about like like pop culture Uncle Joe, but here's the thing. I don't have To spend time thinking about it. I just wondered that shit like a sponge some people have you know, an affinity for certain different things. I have a friend who can tell you who was drafted in the drafted six by the Bruins and the third round in 1983 to see Rock back and forth. You know what just because you're not passionate about things and you don't have hobbies. Yeah. I'm passionate about being dead inside that doesn't make sense my passion. That's a contradictory statement someone who's dead inside without is actually about things is it though? I'm so sick of you the burden the burden I was about real people think that is because we keep asking people to go to patreon and give us money so I can get a new new co-host and we've got single dad. We got a handful of people who can see really want get out. Okay on the single dad tear trying to put we should rename these two, you know lukewarm. I'm pushing peed out for two dollars a month is Chris Coleman David Tuttle, Ms. Baybayin who also helped pays on anchor because she just getting her money everywhere to get you the fuck out of her ears that seems Barbara Geiger on the dad bod funky feet last one. I teased she has a really nice comment about Father's Day coming up. Okay, my former colleague Julie McCarthy. She has some excellent. I think it's Mockingbird jewelry perhaps where she does like she goes to Renaissance faires, right which is like fantasy football, but with like nights you're spoiling the right. She creates jewelry and sells it there and it's actually very nice stuff World's Greatest Dad. Tear Sarge hates. Your guts really wants you off. He sometimes he deems me on Instagram. It says p is really holding you back and I'm like, you know, what starts? All right, just kidding. Yeah feel like you're really shooting your coal wedemeyer Mary Williams and Mom party of two or the other worlds greatest dad's you guys appreciate your support. If you do want P. If you do want me to use your funds to oust Pete. Please be specific. Shoot me some dams. Let me Maybe I'll put a pole up. Yeah, like you really turn this pretty nasty so good for you. It's Father's Day. Oh good call Father's day though is the best day for all dad's? Hey, I'm it is I disagree best. We're going to get into that in a second. But if you want to hear what we say, you need to get us on iTunes Spotify Blaze, which is a platform. I've made up which plays sounds like it should be a podcast. Oh there there is the blaze. Is it a podcast now? It's no that's like a conservative out. I'm not into that let me retract that you made up an ultraconservative my father heard have you heard of Infowars absolutely was also there to we're also you can hear us on the blaze. 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I'll haul those on YouTube will be able to see it with their eyes where those listening can have to visualize we will put us a lesson old wrapping a little couplet will put a link at bars and Danbury.com. Yeah, we'll put a link to the merch we had to get my deal for mug on their I love that thing was also a Father's Day gift. Can't wait for that mother octopus who is a very good mom memer and kind of bloggers and Instagram one year. I took a photo of myself with my with my deaf mug on Father's Day and she just runs she goes because you bought yourself a dilf mug for Father's Day my no, it was a gift. She's like, yeah sure. It was a gift so shouts to a mother octopus for making me feel bad about myself. Wow, and I think that to you for really really taking that one falling on the sword of that one. Well, you know, what if I Self-deprecating guy are you okay? Yeah, I fucking am okay not very good at it though. So today we're talking about effers day Father's Day. If you just said is the best day of the year for dads and you said on our page here in our notes that you think is better than your birthday birthday any holiday. It's the best honey best ha your favorite holidays for the number one holiday. Why because it's a blank check. No because you know what? It's nationally recognized you have so so are all the other fuck. In Holiday what holiday Christmas is nationally recognized. It's not about money. It's how you say it again. It's not about me. It's not about me though. It's about Jesus what birthdays garbage the greatest Gathering of all is happening. Oh and your birthday, we've I've organized we're going to go to a family event out in Secaucus. God damn it. Wow, trash and throw in Secaucus under the bus. It's the Cottages fine. I guess mates from the Garden State. He said earlier I know but I just don't want to go to these things. I'm sitting moving to the Garden State and one of my Hang-Ups is I When I have to say that I live in New Jersey, okay, although we have friends who live there and they love parts of it, New Jersey Daniel. Larusso is from New Jersey know what that's good enough for me. It's wonderful. All right, we'll be right back after this. Hey, Mike, have you heard of Spotify before? I have heard of Spotify? Really? Yeah, because on Spotify you can listen to all of your favorite artists and podcast in one place for free. You don't even need a premium account Spotify is a huge catalogue of podcast on every topic including the one you're listening to right now here. We were having a normal conversation and I thought I knew more about Spotify. We're on Spotify. You can follow your favorite podcast. So you never miss an episode premium users can download Episodes and listen offline wherever you are and easily share what you're listening to with your friends on Instagram. I'm on Instagram. Are you on Instagram? Get out of here? If you haven't done so already be sure to download the Spotify app search for dead and buried on Spotify or browse podcast in the your library tab. Also, make sure to follow me and Pete so you never miss an episode of the dead and buried show. So I want I want to get back before we get into Father's Day. I want to apologize to my friend Pete over here. I was little I was a little hard on you in the earlier segment. I didn't mean it. Oh buddy Pete, you know, you know what happened? We did discipline. Oh, it was pretty heated. You were just filled with adrenaline. I was you know, you know, I'm running like I'm spinning like a top right now. Okay, right. You know what trying to get my bearings trying to keep the energy level up. That's big of you you yeah. I own my mistakes. You know what that makes you a perfect father for Father's Day house, I'm not a perfect father for any day. I don't know man. I'm just trying to like you fucking blew it. You got uncomfortable be apologizing to you. And now you're fucking ruining it a damn it. But what I want to do is when you talk about Wi-Fi is really ready to stay in the world. That's like what I disagree that small I want to send this is the day so we talked about Mother's Day remember that. Do you know why I remember Pat moms? Oh my God. I know me to get into it. Although I read a comment about pet moms. That actually made me really sad and I've take this happen. Everyone can well, I think everything's back about pet mouse. So there are fat dad's to okay people have been sending my stuff about them and I don't want to think about is if anything I'm into pet dad's I'm fine with it. I'm just kidding. I'm good with the pet now. Okay getting it's all crazy know. It's that it's crazy. But let's not we're talking about dads. This is called Dad and buried because that's the whole point of this thing. We're dad's right you and I yeah to get point is that were buried the dad thinks not unique and but Guess what is unique Father's Day. It's a nationally it's a national holiday where your wife and my wife have to recognize they did a might have to do anything and our children. It will not up for that. You feel legally bound to recognize Mother's Day a hundred percent in your prenup. Oh my God, definitely. I don't give a shit about Father's Day. You know, but like I don't care that's like what a boring person would say. Why would you be well, I think it's what the most interesting person was. Okay. My wife's don't what do you want to do for Father's Day and I say I don't care. Don't worry about it. Really? Yeah, it's not something that you want to take advantage of wind. Why wouldn't be asking but I don't need to why don't you you know what it is. It's because you don't like going anywhere outside of your apartment. And all you want to do is stay inside your apartment. Here's Thing here's the thing coming up with such a thing with me. I like you. Just want to be there. I like why don't you tell your family to just like why are you being places outside of my apartment? I don't like going places outside of my heart. This is the thing. I don't like Logistics. I don't like the traveling between I don't like having to pack stuff and I'm packet. Okay deal with shit. I don't like having kids with me when I go places. They don't play married. I don't like a lot of things. I don't let gistic saikai like I like going on vacation. But when in the lead-up to Vacation, my wife is like it's all about the anticipation. I am just yeah, I'm just so nervous and anxious about all the packing and how miserable that part is going to be right so why don't till I'm there. I'm not having this is the thing though. It's your day. So why can't you be like, hey, I'll meet you at the Bronx Zoo what? I don't know. Why don't you send your family you guys take the bus and I'll dry it out. He's at the Bronx Zoo. See you when I see you. I think you pick you up from the bus. Stop. I took the Bronx Zoo. What's that? And it literally kill myself that's actually the correct response the to the bus. Yeah to the professionally that it was not I dig the fire was hot days we gonna fucking Bronx Zoo is August and you're hot and miserable in the lions are hiding because they just want the shade God. Damn it. The zoo really sucks most of the time. I love it in theory and I always want to go and see my little guys because I love animals, but man the Bronx Zoo is nice the Bronx taking out of subway. To the Bronx is Hell on Earth yet not cool. It's not it's not sweet. We double it into I'm saying we won't be me doing it with my wife and my two children, right if probably driving and you'll pick them up and you'll be okay. How was it? How was it if they make it off all three of them? No, no just have them walk, you know to the soldiers. So what you're saying is I think what you should be saying is if I don't like Logistics of it, that's one of the nice things is you tell your wife what you want to do or just say surprise me or whatever. She handles everything but here's the thing my wife already handles all the Planning because I don't plan things because I don't like planning or doing things literally is this Ella confidential whatever you desire is that an LA Confidential reference the bump-out said, fuck it like that movie where the blood was. All right, that's it. That's all that last sharp suit and every desire love that movie. It's the day. Yeah. That's the one day be if you're saying Father's Day is Like high-end hookers have been cut to look like Hollywood stars. You know what I wasn't but now that you put it in my room just I'm kind of thinking about it like Give me a little bit of time and you know, ask your wife be like so how far does my carte blanche on Father's Day? Go honey. What do you think if I was with Bettie Page not like the real Bettie Page is that someone cut to look like Betty Page? Right? He'd probably like who's abducted from her family and she would probably say absolutely not and then I'd say, it's Father's Day. She was Bettie Page like the old like an older actress Rita Hayworth Bettie Page is really the only one you could think of time actress that I make it like this so feel around and said, you know what Grace Kelly boom. Jim okay because you're wondering super says she is more dead than what dead people. All right, I like it because I've had so many birthdays where it's like. Oh, maybe don't be so hard on yourself. You still look good to me home, please the you know, the Crypt Keeper Kripke Peter. I do. I love that shown as a kid keeper. I'm I'm in that zone. Yes, it doesn't hurt me. So But no, I like the fact that this is a national recognized holiday. Obviously think that's meaningless, but sure no, but I think like you have to recognize nope. Why do you keep there's no because there's no holiday. Anyone has to recognize. Yeah, if you really matter if you're National, whatever. Yeah, I'm saying sure but I'm just saying that's a weird distinction to make that's why you like it. So your birthday is it but so what does the fact that your birthday is? Not nationally recognized affect whether I wrecked your wife celebrates it Because she feels like if yes in celebrate Father's Day, she'll get arrested. It doesn't make any sense. You silly. You've cover Godly nail. So you what's funny is you say nationally recognized. Apparently they have one in other places. I know they do right but funky fee. Okay, Barbara Geiger, who is the dad bod tear? Yep, and I did not mean to imply that she paid to join the dead by tear because she wants you gone. I don't know. I'm putting words in her mouth if she wants to she gets a that herself and a few she's sweet. She gives me a lot of confidence. So you like she's not afraid to say so let's find out Barbara. Funky feet let us know so she said they already had there's in Germany, but this is what they did. They let her husband sleep in they prepped all his favorite stuff for breakfast and like had it on the table waiting for him when he got up like fruits and they live in Germany, right? So then they went to the grandparents because his I believe it's his dad loves it when like the families together. Let's not and they went out to dinner for schnitzel and spot Soul who spaetzle I'd love that and a bunch of beer right? But on the flip side the school didn't Anything like didn't have the kids know anything good Father's Day. And I guess in response to that factor, maybe just separately that guy didn't like it. Yeah. No, he didn't like the his mom or mother-in-law again. I'm not positive. It's his mom said Father's Day is not important. Anyway, like I don't know if it was in his presence in the dad's presence. I don't know but the best part is she said her kid was on his best behavior and acting great all day. And then he said at one point to his dad. The kids said if there was No Father's Day. We should invent it because you were the best daddy in the world. I love you. Oh, imagine your fucking kid said that to you. No, I can't I'm kind of trying to imagine on great. You know what I'm going to live through that comment. It's amazing, right? Imagine. Yeah. It was amazing if there was no Father's Day. We should invent it because you were the best daddy. I have some issues a probably a slightly slightly better daddy than funky fees husband. Let's be honest, but it's a nice sentiment. Yeah. You know what funky fee if you wouldn't mind or eggs because she said she was cool that if I don't know why if you wouldn't mind just start showing your kids pictures of dad and buried over here Mike over here. Just let me know. What does he think I look like Paul Rudd. That's all it just yes what I needed. I'm just what kind of rent do they know I run run is Middle ready or very low you ever seen the show dark in Germany. It's on Netflix. I heard it's fucking so good. I've heard of the casting on that show because there's three time frames. I've heard it. So awesome. And that's it's amazing the casting that they found the kids. Look it's so good. Have you watched it? I watched the whole first season. It's been a while since I don't know when the second season happening. It's fucking great on time travel. Yeah, yeah impressive subtitles. But guess what? You can read people that do not put on Dominique do not put on dubbing but like I'm American. Yeah, you don't have to read feels wrong or waste of time. Okay. So another thing you said on the thing aside from it being your favorite day of all time for it because it's nationally recognized like by the He's going to come and fucking make sure your wife gives you a cupcake if my wife a cupcake is no it may have sure she gives you one because she's under penalty of law. You must celebrate Father's Day. It's like the Hunger Games but about Father's Day. Anyway, you also said it's like Mother's Day but for dads and I don't think it is. You know why I don't think it is and we talked about this. So when I asked what moms want on Mother's Day all of them. Most of them said I want to get a hotel room by myself. I want him to take the kids away. A I want to sleep in I don't want to do anything. I want all we yes, but I want all of it will probably we could probably get away with it. But dad's asking for that because I think the implication is that like dad's maybe aren't as home as much or at least it used to be right Dad you want to spend time with their kids if we said no, I want to go to the game with my with my friends or I want to go to get some legs and eggs at the fucking stripper joint. Okay scores. Yeah, I'm gonna I'll show my friend strip joints. Fun fact what I take stairs two at a time. I'm not a fan of Joints as a to fun facts about me. Neither of those things are fun. So yeah you right taking stairs to it steps twice at it two at a time to time is just it's a couple of years ago. I was we get it I we get any new and old friend we were together and I started going upstairs because up still doing them two at a time. Yeah, man, that's one of my trademarks good old two times stair stepper. Yeah and a bit of a mouth breather. Really? I don't know nothing if you take stairs at two at a time now know you maybe it smells I'm trying to work my quads. I'm trying to work my quads. I'm just saying well, it's the size of a second of a doubleheader. I'm just saying there's a bit of a double standard where moms because they're super moms and their overloaded. It's a little bit easier for them to be like, I want a break dad seemed a little bit more like the deadbeat dads if they don't want to be with the kids on Father's Day. So I get that I get that Meme but here's what I haven't made that. Here's what I'm sure here's what I'm gonna throw up you I feel like relatively woke dad's modern dad's. It's called like that are very active are doing breakfast, but it's still and and okay, I get it. I said that Twitter effect, right? We're on Twitter you feel like there's no chance. Joe Biden is like the winning in the polls because you Twitter's an echo chamber, right and with like with the woke dad's that we know and the small group. They're pretty vocal but I still think the rest of the country lags behind, okay. So but I don't care about any of those people. I just care you don't care about Joe Biden. No, all I care about is my family. I agree with you 100% fart. And when I wake up to that never do that again, I thought to myself I just asked you nothing. I knew what the reference was. You just didn't meet you like my top. I yeah because that's it. That's all I want. I just need I just need a little I need a break. I need a break. Okay. Well we're going to get into what people do but I thought this was funny in regards to my double standard comment. Parag on Instagram said since Mother's Day is always work for mothers and meaning we still plan the events and get everyone's clothes ironed which first of all nobody irons clothes. It's 2019. Wow, people. Don't iron it. You know what I actually know hold on a sec. Can I just say something if you iron clothes, that's so badass. I my mom taught me how first time anyone has ever suggested ironing clothes was bad. I know it is. It's a very very useful skill time not saying I specially the most useful skill is if or a dress shirt a man's dress shirt is look if you don't know how to iron a man's dress shirt as a man, you're saying the most useful ironing skill not the most useful skill in general is you know, what ironing it. I'm going to walk it back and say the most useful ironing skills like you. Okay cool. But as a man, you should know how to iron a dress. You know, what this was beautiful or 2019. You don't get to Define. What makes me a man. How about that? Okay, so she said for Father's Day, I walk it Forward. He's for Father's Day. I'm getting him a Toolset, she's going to wrap some meat from the local grocer and just hand it to him get to work bitch. He's gonna love that if he wants a grill toolset unless it's like you don't Grill enough. Here's your tool set. Please don't get shit out get an oversized Grill toolset, please so dicks think there's Sporting Goods sent me a variety of things that are like this long, you know, like what the fuck and they sent me can just use regular she Longs regular kitchen tongs work Dick's Sporting Goods sent me some gear for Father's Day and they sent me. Dolphins Miami Dolphins spatula Okay, little dolphin logo. Is that because they want you to stop promoting know. Why do they I guess they should have sent me six of my home stuff. Yeah, he's the real hot ass. But no, I really am before United freshen. You know what I'm gonna I don't know if I have a crush, but I really appreciate his athleticism the way he looks at this. Speaking of guys. I'm no I would rather you didn't please if you're gonna get your dad or husband or father get back in the big tools. They don't get him big gas grill tools. They are they will destroy me. It's just it doesn't make sense. Just get him, you know, just regular Met Office army knife long metal work for long does long like metal. Kitchen. Tongs are the absolute best thing for anyway, so I asked what people do to celebrate right? So there's a mix of stuff right? There's a couple of family time peeps who want to hang out. There's a couple of I want some alone time shit and there's some random stuff. So 1031 tailor-made gets like a date weekend out of it, right little one goes to the grandparents for the weekend. We do date nights and Lounge, that's nice. But is that what is that? What that's really what Dad wants. Is that what you want? No tails wait, trust me. You're the woman in this scenario or load wife. I would imagine the mom. I'm gonna I'm gonna Infer that, that's probably helpful for the dad. I'm sure the dad really appreciates. Maybe G braunstein says we drop our kids off at summer camp every Father's Day just like the whatever the cycle there in so they must like just have like a celebration I see but that's kind of a pain than having to do. It depends on where the camp is. Yeah. It's right gonna be far. It's not I went to Camp Wampa set in Rural, Connecticut. It was not a fun experience. I didn't know they had clarinet camps up and you're trying to shame me. I'm now you know what I was a gifted musician. Okay, I had other interests. I was in Little League. Okay. What are you trying to imply? No, I'm just I just didn't know that they I took an archery and skeet and rifle shooting and I spent the first week of Sleepaway Camp unbelievably home sick and sad. Wow. Hmm well-being feeling homesick is a an Sensation that's that sometimes you gotta power through it to get what's on the to get to what's on the other side which is good times and good memories and friends that will last I don't actually remember the second week. I only remember the homesick week, but I know I recovered you. Did you not have Camp friends? I know. So what happened was is fuck you first of all, ha ha, I don't know. So what happened is she my brother was going to marry. My brother was going to Camp with one of his friends and we went to tour it I decided I wanted to go and I was only 10 and he was 13. And when we joined and he was going with a friend and I wasn't and when we joined we were in the middle of a one-month session. So everyone else had been there for two weeks bonding and being friends yujin. I join in the middle and for the and I didn't have my friend. I had my brother and his friend and they were three years older and a totally separate section of the camp during this whole thing like I would go to him and his counselors stopped letting me because I thought I was ruining my brother's experience because he was like worrying about me and we were both writing letters home. I have them I made a blog post out of it me writing letter saying I want to come. Mrs. Hell on Earth and my brother writing Mike is serious. Come pick him up at his own letters. Anyway homesick. Oh jeez. It was a very homesick until I was like 12. All right, you know, how do we get onto that? I don't know. Okay, don't drop the kids at g-protein. Thanks for the tangent. They hate my tangents its color. You know what it's what people are here for Stephanie. Kennison says same as Mother's Day just like you said, yes gift spoiled dad spend the day together unless mom wanted to go to a hotel. Which is yeah, not spending the day together. Well, that's fine. I feel like I feel like if you can the morning lots of hugs lots of cuddles and then at 8:15 sharp gotta go. Yeah. I'm out of here you go to the city field borrow them somewhere pineapple Anderson. No relation said making sure hubby knows how loved and appreciated. He is for all he does for the family. Isn't that sweet? It's not as sweet as the Thing that funky fees kid said about inventing Father's day, but it's a butts a run around right now. It's the runner-up. I'm just saying if we're doing like the sweet pineapple Anderson is a distant second, but second nonetheless. Yes, Joyce underscore. Nolan says her dad used to wear the ugliest shirt. He could find and no one was allowed to make fun of it. Weird flex but okay. Yeah, that isn't just want to have a day where i'm not being made fun of and then so what's the dynamic there? Is it your ugly assure. Well, she put ugliest in quotes meaning either which is either a trump kind of thing. That doesn't mean anything or she was just saying he puts on a funny ugly shirt like ugly Christmas sweater or something. He likes to have fun. He does. He sounds like a fun guy right? I wouldn't mind hanging out with Joyce underscore Nolan's husband who I assume is but you have to go I think Elsa underscoring we'd have to go there. I don't know where she lives traveling would be your main deterrent because yes, we know I don't know. I don't it's not the travel that I don't like it's with the kids prepping for anything. So just why don't you uh, like that is the request honey. I don't know because anything she already I already don't do anything. It's not about I like being with my kids on Father's Day. Okay, that's cool. I will meet you some keep saying I will meet you and it reminds me of a line from Um the subway book that I read to my kids. Okay. I don't know. It's the worst rhyme in the whole book. I'll meet you at 42nd Street know it's all be the one of its y'all believe in the G part ways of one point. It was the F ing part ways. And then the G says don't be sad. I will meet you again at Roosevelt Avenue and it doesn't the way the couplet breaks doesn't rhyme I swear to God it makes me so angry. I'm gonna do a story on it at some point. I don't be sad. Don't be sad. I will meet you again. Okay and Roosevelt Avenue, like why couldn't you just Tweak it. You can burn tool so it really gets me going. Yeah, it does. All right. So family time Daniel Potter Daniel M Potter loves family time. I mean, that's nice. I like spending Father's Day with my kids and wife but my goal is to not lose my shit that day. Hey, guess what? If you're spending it with your kids and wife your goal is not gonna happen if I can go Lou it. You've got come on guys get together get out of the scene. So this way you're saying alone time Phil y89. She's guessing her hubs would like a day without the kids some alone time Mobius no relation to the Mobi within an appropriate autobiography when she insinuates. He had an underage relationship with Natalie Portman. Yeah. What was that about those weird dude creepy man. He said she says day without the kids and what and wife for the hub's crucial distinction. She throws herself into the mix. Oh, she says a day without the kids and wife for the hubs. Oh, that's nice. Right? Well, that's you said Mother's Day. Well, that's like a Mother's Day what she wants to be alone. Yes. We're just as irritating. So as the kid Colleen are Wilcox says she lets her husband go golfing all day. Same shit. Nice Biz Bobby his going to see he's a dad himself. He's going to see the Yankees win in Chicago with my son. I didn't know his Bobby could tell the future. Who knows if they're going to win Biz Bobby. We that's not exactly the fucking 1920s Murderers Row here everybody calm down over the Yankees. Okay, it's fucking June early June. All right, regardless cam. That's fun to go to the baseball game with your son. It's fun until I he wants everything on the menu and then you get fucking pissed off so or until you have to go home and it's like, oh here's another hour. Yeah exactly on the subway. Yeah. Oh, but don't worry because there's tons of people that you might not get to see so some other dad's had some comments. So cynical parent is a instead of memer Instagram memer who I'm acquainted with and I didn't know until recently the cynical parent was a dad. I guess he started the account with his wife and slowly he kind of took over he what happened. No. I think she just got bored with social media and or he murder but maybe we'll have him on what's going on. He says he's ditching his wife and kid, which is suddenly sounds a little little convenient if I'm ditching. My wife is getting find a Vegas to meet with my dad, right? So there are a variety of people. Are you gonna spend the day with their dad's cool? So I have a good friend who were parents of somebody what about you whatever he know. What if I what if I what if my wife doesn't give me anything and says what you're My dad no, I live in Cal said that Lynn Kells. I meant to say that earlier said she's not getting her husband anything because he's not her father. Oh my God. What is happening? I'm sure that's a joke. Okay, I hope so. I'm sure it is. She her handle sounds good Lynn Kells. It's a real name. Okay, maybe her middle name is Kelly and so or kills so but that that Mother's Day by the way that that comment from yeah. There's the episode has resonated you. In a way that I didn't even just I've told me today Weekend Update. I've told that story of my friends and some other and people like there's no way that actually happened. Oh, yeah that people said that yeah, it did happen. And you know, so I'm sure Lynn Kells is joking Lynn. Let us know if that was a joke or if that's really how you feel. I'm assuming she listened to her other shit or she just knows that that kind of joke is in the wind in regards to Mother's Day. Yes, he picked up on it. So a good friend of mine whose kids go to school with my kid. We saw them this weekend and on Father's Day. They do something with his dad the live in Long Island on Long Island, and they do some with his dad. So they have a separate Father's Day called Super Dad desde that's devoted to him. What do you mean except? What are they what it's just another Father's Day that in the dead of him celebrating his dad and I think it's like a different weekend or something. I don't know right then they because two days overshadow, but I'm saying because he gets overshadowed by Grandpa by celebrating his own dad his family. Sure to give him his due by having a separate day for him. Wow. That's very nice extremely sweet. Right and Jenny 702 says her father is sick with stage 4 lung cancer, and she just wants to spend Father's Day sitting with him and laughing and crying hope he gets I hope she gets the chance to do that. Yeah, which that's nice. Yeah. It's a dead end right there. Okay. Well so Tiki 473 just wants silence for fighting. Yeah, don't we all it's here's the orgill I saw this and I was like, this is exactly how I feel don't care family shouldn't spend a dollar on it. I will probably watch the US Open. I'm not going to watch the US Open but I don't give a shit about Father's Day. I appreciate getting to something. There's something weird about something broken about. Yeah, like it was something that's not quite right something broken inside. Yeah that ER but don't you want to go and like hang with friends and like just what are we doing right now? Okay. Well, we're I got my cast and yeah you brought you guys about all I got left. Okay. Well, wow this really turned around from the beginning of the doing something owed. Everybody else is has Father's Day plans like with their family a lot of times. It's Father's Day is not necessarily unless you really plan it beforehand. Well, you guys know I don't plan things. How many times do I have to repeat this? All right. Well and our friends we live far afield because I know sometimes there's a baseball game. Yeah. I wasn't invited this time. What did I do to him? God damn it forgive me. There's a lot of shit. That's that's unfair. So so people Vani 7 whose name I butchered last time. Yeah. She says her husband doesn't really like that many gifts or any of the hyper father's they either don't want gifts. He loves handmade stuff cards and notes. That's great. And then they go to the movies and go bowling that's decision movie though. I kind of feel like movies. Fucking time suck in the middle of the day. Yeah, sure like and then you come out here. I like why are you later? I'm a fan of them. I know I know but four hours later what movie you seeing fucking it always seems Shawshank to go there like half an hour before and one of the most over rated films of all time and I love Shawshank Redemption, but it is not shouldn't be fucking number one or number two on IMDb or whatever. Let's get into it. Not right now. I'm saying hit me with your Shawshank takes and he crawled to foot. You don't sound like you sound like Anthony Hopkins you something like Hannibal Lecter. You don't even sound like Fred Freeman. What are you even doing? He's not British the Morgan Freeman. That's almost every damn it. Frankly. I don't give a shit. No, that was again the wrong you are just choking left. And right now that this is it so high. Oh, I was joking about needing a new calls not well have to find dead serious as they say we'll listen. Father's Day is upon us. We love you guys. We Happy Father's day before keep so I did a poll on my Instagram to ask how many people on my Instagram our dads and moms. Yeah, 14% were dad. So pass this to your dad friends. Come on send it on 14% Love to the dads out there. And yeah, so we have this like I said, we got some T-shirts It's guys but the trick is if you buy the camper mug your block from listening to any of our stuff because camping compose. I hate it. Oh my God, you're such a campus. I like it. Yeah minute Aunt identity and okay and but yeah, so I think the camera most probably not going to be ready but I think of a deer hunters not gonna be ready for the time. It's not gonna be ready for Father's day. But if you order it, it will be ready by next Father's Day. Yeah almost positive. It'll probably be ready by next Father's Day. All right. Well Happy Father's Day to everybody listen to us everywhere. Listen to our last episode discipline. Yeah. Do you like discipline? Do you lack discipline? I do. Yes. I know you do. I'm trying to do is do a little joke. Who is your daddy? And what does he do? Okay get it. Yeah, I get it. Kindergarten. Come come good fucking nailed it Arnold. That was Arnold if you didn't know. Okay, I'm new Personnel, right? All right. All right. Can we just let these poor people go by a man riding High. Let's do a third know. What's next? All right. We you got you got podcast like fever yet few really Crush that one, right? Yeah. I really all right. Hopefully keep this energy going next week. Okay. Thanks and Happy Father's Day.
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