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Title: "(81) Back in My Day: Banning Drag Shows and TikTok; Toxic Train Derailments - YouTube"
Transcript: "-If you've been following the news recently, you may have seen that movie theater chain AMC plans to start charging higher prices for better seats in the theater. You know, hearing things like that always, well, it gets me to thinking I'm getting older, you guys, [ Laughter ] and sometimes I don't even understand the world I'm living in anymore. [ Southern accent ] Things are changing every day, and not always for the better. [ Laughter ] So, it's time to take a moment to talk about how things were just a little bit more simple back in my day. [ Poignant tune plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] ♪♪ Back in my day, AMC wasn't charging more for better seats. Back in my day, if you wanted good seats at the theater, you could take your pick because the year was 2021 and everyone else was afraid to leave the house. [ Laughter ] And if, by some miracle, there was someone else in the theater that day and they were sitting where you wanted to sit, all you had to do was plop down in the seat right next to them and give a little cough. [ Laughter ] Right within striking distance of their popcorn. Just a little one, like this. [ Coughs ] Pretty soon, the whole place was yours. [ Laughter ] Back in my day, they weren't selling Hard Mountain Dew. Sugarfoot! [ Laughter ] Back in my day, if you wanted a hard Mountain Dew, you bought a regular two-liter Mountain Dew bottle, poured half out, and filled the rest up with Everclear. [ Laughter ] It was the only alcohol you had to be 21 and under to drink. [ Laughter ] Let's just say, after a couple of hard Mountain Dews, if you made it back to the bedroom with your best gal, there would be no Baja Blast. [ Laughter ] Back in my day, we weren't banning TikTok. Back in my day, if you wanted to get people to stop using a social media platform, why, you'd just get Elon Musk to buy it. [ Laughter and applause ] Back in my day, politicians weren't trying to ban drag shows. If you didn't want to see men in stockings and wigs and makeup, well, then you just stayed the hell away from the Founding Fathers. [ Laughter and applause ] With their big -- [ Cheering ] They had big old feathers on their pens. [ Laughter ] [ Fresh laughter ] Back in my day, newspapers weren't dropping "Dilbert" because its creator went on a racist rant. Back in my day, the comics place was an escape, an innocent place where nothing controversial ever happened. Well, except for that one time Linus went hard in the paint and claimed there were micro magnets in the vaccine. [ Laughter ] But, hey, he was right about the Great Pumpkin. [ Laughter ] Back in my day, we weren't watching "The Last of Us" on HBO. Cable sauce! [ Laughter ] Back in my day, if we were watching HBO, it was a little show called "Real Sex." [ Laughter and applause ] Now, the sex was weird and everybody was ugly, but before the Internet, that was your best option, if you wanted to see a boob. [ Laughter and applause ] You think the "Last of Us" folks have it bad, try cranking it to a group of 80-year-olds learning to have a 30-day orgasm. [ Laughter and applause ] Come to think about it, I think that episode was called "The Blast of Us." [ Laughter ] I feel like you're purposely not making eye contact with me. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Back in my day, California wasn't being hit with 6.5 feet of snow. If you wanted to see 6.5 feet of white powder in California, you had to visit Charlie Sheen on the set of "Two and a Half Men." [ Cheering ] -[ Barks ] -Yeah, that's right. [ Laughter and applause ] That's right, I'm winning. Back in my day, trains full of toxic chemicals weren't constantly derailing in Ohio. Back in my day, if you wanted to see something go off the rails and cause a toxic environment, you had to visit Charlie Sheen on the set of "Two and a Half Men." -[ Barks ] [ Laughter and applause ] -Diminishing returns, you say? [ Laughter ] Back in my day, 1,000 British people weren't breaking the Guinness World Record for most people crocheting simultaneously. No, If you want to see that many hookers, you had to visit Charlie Sheen [ Mumbling ] [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Growling ] -Alright, alright. [ Cheering ] I'll let it go. Relax! [ Laughter ] It's called the rule of threes. Twenty-one, for you. [ Laughter and applause ] Back in my day, guests at art fairs weren't breaking Jeff Koons' balloon animal statues. Van Gogh [bleep] yourself! [ Laughter ] Back in my day, if you wanted to destroy a balloon, you had to get a U.S. fighter jet to fire a heat-seeking missile at it. [ Laughter and applause ] Why, I still remember those days, way back in February 2023. [ Laughter ] You felt proud to be an American, shooting those balloons out of the sky. [ Laughter and cheering ] Even though, even now, you don't really understand what was going on. First, there was just the one balloon, then there were like six, then maybe it turned out some of those weren't real. There were like multiple press conferences, I think. In any case, it's over now. Or it's not. [ Laughter and applause ] For as much as we talked about it, I feel like I should know a few more details. [ Laughter ] News just move so fast, these days, Rusty. [ Laughter ] Look. at. me! [ Laughter and applause ] Back in my day, streaming services weren't pulling all their shows. NBC was. [ Laughter ] Did you know we once had a show on this network called "Animal Practice" and it starred an actual monkey? [ Laughter ] I think it was canceled mid-episode. Meanwhile, I tried to get an actual dog on this show, aka the easiest animal to get on Earth... [ Laughter ] ...and the brass was like, "How about a stuffed dog that's made of a material you're definitely allergic to?" [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Barks ] -No, oh, no. This was a -- a different thing, Rusty. You're a real dog. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] Back in my day, Bing didn't have a chat box. Well, who knows? Maybe they did. No one ever used it to find out. [ Laughter ] All I know is that, back then, if you said the words chatbot by Bing, somebody in a bar might respond with a bing bop howdy bow [ Laughter ] and then you'd reply with a chitty chitty bebop shoo bop bow and then they'd hit you back with a skiddly doo skiddly doo skiddly doo dop wham and then the bartender, he'd chase you both out with a broom, shouting, "I told you freaky jazz nuts there's no scat singing in this here establishment. [ Laughter and applause ] Go bing your chatty ding dong somewhere else!" [ Laughter ] Simpler times. Well, I apologize that I had to do that, but sometimes this grumpy old Gus has to... oh, yeah, you know what I'm drinking. [ Laughter and applause ] ...get his gripe on. This has been "Back in My Day.""
다음을 요약합니다.제목: "(81) 내 시절로 돌아가자: 드래그 쇼와 틱톡 금지, 유독성 열차 탈선 - YouTube"대본 "-최근 뉴스를 보셨다면 영화관 체인 AMC가 극장의 더 좋은 좌석을 위해 더 높은 가격을 책정할 계획이라는 소식을 보셨을 것입니다. 그런 얘기를 들으면 항상 제가 나이가 들고 있다는 생각이 들어요, 여러분, [웃음] 가끔은 제가 살고 있는 세상을 더 이상 이해하지 못할 때도 있어요. [남부 억양 ] 상황은 매일 변하고 있으며 항상 더 나은 것은 아닙니다. [웃음] 그러니 잠시 시간을 내서 제가 살던 시절이 좀 더 단순했던 시절에 대해 이야기해볼까요? [신나는 곡 연주 ] [ 환호 및 박수 ] ♪♪ 제 시절에는 더 좋은 좌석에 더 많은 요금을 받지 않았어요. 제 시절에는 극장에서 좋은 좌석을 원하면 마음대로 고를 수 있었는데, 올해는 2021년이었고 다른 사람들은 모두 집 밖으로 나가는 것을 두려워했기 때문입니다. [웃음] 그리고 기적처럼 그날 극장에 다른 사람이 있고 그 사람이 내가 앉고 싶은 자리에 앉아있다면, 바로 옆 좌석에 앉아서 기침을 조금만 하면 됐죠. [팝콘이 손에 닿을 정도의 거리에서요. 이렇게 조금만요. [기침] 얼마 지나지 않아 극장 전체가 당신의 것이 되었어요. [제가 살던 시절에는 하드 마운틴 듀를 팔지 않았어요. 슈가풋! [웃음] 제 시절에는 하드 마운틴 듀를 마시고 싶으면 2리터짜리 일반 마운틴 듀 병을 사서 반은 따르고 나머지는 에버클리어로 채웠어요. [웃음] 21세 이하만 마실 수 있는 유일한 술이었죠. [웃음] 마운틴 듀를 두어 잔 마신 후 가장 친한 여자친구와 침실로 돌아갔다면 바하 블라스트는 없었을 거예요. [제 시절에는 틱톡을 금지하지 않았어요. 제 시절에는 사람들이 소셜 미디어 플랫폼 사용을 그만두게 하려면 엘론 머스크가 그 플랫폼을 사게 하면 됐죠. [웃음과 박수 ] 제 시절에는 정치인들이 드래그 쇼를 금지하려고 하지 않았습니다. 스타킹을 신고 가발을 쓰고 화장을 한 남성을 보고 싶지 않다면 건국의 아버지들로부터 멀리 떨어져 있었으면 됐죠. [웃음과 박수 ] 그들의 큰... [환호] 펜에 큰 깃털을 달고 있었죠. [웃음] [신선한 웃음] 제가 살던 시절에는 '딜버트'의 제작자가 인종차별적 발언을 했다고 해서 신문에서 '딜버트'를 삭제하지 않았어요. 제 시절에 만화방은 도피처였고, 논란의 여지가 없는 순수한 장소였어요. 라이너스가 페인트칠을 열심히 하면서 백신에 미세 자석이 들어 있다고 주장했던 한 번을 제외하고는요. [하지만 위대한 호박에 대한 그의 주장은 옳았죠. [제가 살던 시절에는 HBO에서 '더 라스트 오브 어스'를 보지 않았어요. 케이블 소스였죠! [웃음] 제 시절에는 HBO를 볼 때 "리얼 섹스"라는 작은 쇼를 봤어요. [지금은 섹스가 이상하고 다들 못생겼지만 인터넷이 생기기 전에는 가슴을 보고 싶으면 그게 최선이었죠. [웃음과 박수] "라스트 오브 어스" 사람들이 나쁘다고 생각한다면 30일 동안 오르가즘을 느끼는 법을 배우는 80세 노인 그룹에게 틀어보세요. [웃음과 박수 ] 생각해보니 그 에피소드가 "더 블래스트 오브 어스"였던 것 같아요. [일부러 저와 눈을 마주치지 않으시는 것 같아요. [웃음 ] [ 박수 ] 제가 살던 시절에는 캘리포니아에 6.5피트의 눈이 내리지 않았어요. 캘리포니아에서 6.5피트 높이의 하얀 눈을 보려면 영화 "투 앤 하프 맨" 세트장에 있는 찰리 쉰을 찾아가야 했죠. [환호 ] -[ 짖는 소리 ] -네, 맞습니다. [웃음과 박수 ] 맞아요, 제가 이기고 있어요. 제가 살던 시절에는 오하이오에서 독성 화학물질로 가득 찬 열차가 탈선하는 일이 빈번하지 않았습니다. 제 시절에는 무언가가 탈선하여 유독성 환경을 유발하는 것을 보고 싶으면 "투 앤 하프 맨" 세트장에 있는 찰리 쉰을 찾아가야 했습니다. -[ 짖는 소리 ] [ 웃음과 박수 ] -수익이 줄어든다고요? [웃음] 제가 살던 시절에는 영국인 1,000명이 동시에 뜨개질을 하는 기네스 세계 기록이 깨지지 않았어요. 아니요, 그렇게 많은 창녀를 보려면 찰리 쉰을 보러 가야 했어요 [ 중얼거림 ] [ 웃음과 박수 ] -[ 으르렁거림 ] -알았어요, 알았어요. [환호 ] 그만할게요. 진정하세요! [웃음 ] 3의 법칙이라고 하죠. 21번, 당신을 위해. [웃음과 박수 ] 제 시절에는 아트 페어에 온 손님이 제프 쿤스의 풍선 동물 조각상을 부수지는 않았어요. 반 고흐 [삑] 직접 해보세요! [제 시대에는 풍선을 부수려면 미국 전투기가 열 추적 미사일을 발사해야 했어요. [웃음과 박수] 왜, 2023년 2월에 있었던 일이 아직도 기억납니다. [풍선을 하늘에서 쏘면서 미국인이 된 것이 자랑스러웠죠. [웃음과 환호 ] 지금 생각해도 무슨 일이 벌어지고 있었는지 잘 모르겠지만요. 처음에는 풍선이 하나뿐이었고, 그다음에는 여섯 개, 그다음에는 엄마...