Term: Chicago "L", Description: rapid transit system in Chicago, Illinois, operated by the CTA, Question: Would the fastest tortoise win a race against a Chicago "L"?, Answer:No
Fact1: Top speed of  Chicago "L" is 55 mph (89 km/h). Fact2: The Guinness Book of World Records maintains the record for fastest tortoise: the tortoise ran at an average speed of 0.63 miles per hour. 