THEM: you keep the balls i keep the hat and the book  YOU: sorry mate, but i need that hat.  THEM: so do i, i have to have the book and the hat or no deal  YOU: i'm ok with giving you the book, but not the hat.  THEM: no hat, no deal  YOU: no deal then, i can't give up the hat.  THEM: no deal  YOU: no deal.  THEM: no deal  YOU: i wonder how many more times we have to say no deal until we can click no deal.