THEM: you take all books and i keep the rest  YOU: can't do that. i need the book and at least 3 other items of your choosing.  THEM: yeah no deal  YOU: i meant the hat and 3 other items of your choosing.  THEM: never  YOU: no problem. no deal.  THEM: yeah no deal  YOU: no deal.  THEM: you get all books, isn't it fair  YOU: i could take the hat and the balls and 1 book.