THEM: give me hat, and one ball  YOU: i need the hat. give me the hat and one ball and you can have everything else.  THEM: hat is made for my head, need hat, you get all rest  YOU: i'll offer you the same. you get everything else, i get the hat.  THEM: hmmmm. no deal. hat is much needed, family heirloom  YOU: haha, ok i see i can't make you budge. i'll take everything else, you take the hat.