THEM: hello,  YOU: hi! how about you have all the hats, and i'll have the ball and book?  THEM: i was thinking i keep the book and you get the hats and the ball  YOU: are the hats worth anyting at all for you? because they aren't for me.  THEM: yeah hats are but the ball isn't  YOU: what about the book. pleasssse can i have the book too?