THEM: i need both hats and both books and a ball  YOU: you need to screw off. i'll take two books a ball.  THEM: how about two books and 1 ball and i get the rest?  YOU: no, sorry, i asked for too much. also, sorry for the rudeness, everyone's been hardballing. you can have the ball.  THEM: lol no problem, so you'll take two books and i'll take the rest? is that where we are?  YOU: mhmm! deal.