Is OTHER wrong in the post ? POST : I like naked women, and I like my wife, so obviously I like my naked wife. She sends me nudes or I take pictures of her nude so that when im out of town for work and we're sexting I have something to look at.

Been doing this since we were dating, been together for three years, married for two.

Anyway, at a birthday party with a lot of nieces and nephews. Im changing into swimming gear to get in my sister in laws pool,  so i leave my phone on the patio.

I have a nice phone, and my sister in law asks if my eight year old nephew could play on it. I wanted to say no but i would come off as a dick. I also keep my nude photos hidden under like two albums in my gallery.

Welp, maybe half an hour later my mother in law yells "Oh my god!" and takes my phone away from my nephew. He responds "It just popped up!".

Which is impossible. But everybody gets quiet and I exit the pool. My sister in law and mother in law take me and my wife aside and ask why we have "homemade porn" on our phones and that my nephew shouldnt see that stuff.

Wife is embarrassed, im embarrassed but i did say the pictures didnt just "pop up" at which point she says her kid wouldnt lie. We apologize but leave the party early.

My wife is mad at me because I didnt hide the nudes well enough and calling my nephew a liar. Even though i hid it and he must have been going through my photos.