Backstory. Im watching F1 and comment on how having a pink car(Sergio Perez) is not intimidating. My wife then jokes about her having a pink coat without looking at the car. 

Am I the asshole for telling her you do not have a pink coat? She lives in a world where you can call it pink and be "technically" right. But I keep telling her you need to be more specific... like when she describes a car as blue when its TEAL...Drives me insane. And we have multiple fights on it.

Reddit help me out. Signed Asshole apparently...