I just started doing stand up comedy. People keep telling me what I should write about! 'You should do a bit about this, you should do a bit about that' I hate it. Don't tell me what to write! If you want to write a joke, go write that joke!!! Also I didn't like an idea I heard so I told my friend to 'work on it a bit' and he was like 'thats not my job, thats your job'. Get fucked! This is my hobby not my job! Fuck off!

Am I the asshole?