I caught someone  stuffing multiple packs of center cut hickory smoked  bacon down his pants while I was picking up breakfast sausage. (He wasn't trying to be very inconspicuous, just stepped behind a cardboard box of paper towels and appeared with no bacon. 

So as I checked out I told the cashier about it nonchalantly and told her what the guy looked like. They called security and I left the store. 
I got home and told a couple friends about it. And they said "you didn't snitch did you?"

 And apparently now I'm a "cunt", "snitch" and "should mind my own business" 

Here I thought I was being civilized and I'm being chastised. 