Okay so basically I was at a diner with my best bud while i waited to get  my tires replaced next door. I’ve been watching the League recently and saw Sara Silverman guest starring. I don’t know why but her funny personality with not that bad looks just does it for me. Like she’s how old now and I still wouldn’t mind tapping that. 

Anyways, so I asked him yay or nay for Sara and he said nah so I was disappointed. So I asked him, “ So who’s on your list then huh?”.But what I meant, from previous context, was who no matter their age do you find attracted to and therefore would consider doing. 

At this point i was like damn we having an old fashion locker room chat now. And out of nowhere one of the waitresses says, “ Wow what a bunch of scumbags” and then sarcastically laughs. I was like “oh I’m sorry ma’am...” and she reply’s “No no it’s fine it’s fine” in one of those “yeah whatever” kinds of tones. So from there she never did a lap around the diner that included us and now I felt like a asshole. But I just wanted to see who my friend thinks is still attractive at an older age.

Am I the asshole??