 

Allow me to open with a little disclaimer here; I am totally the arsehole in this story, but was it my fault?

At the time this happened I had just moved to a lovely little flat in Mississauga, right on Lakeview.

One  morning (I think it was a Sunday) there was a knock at the door, a  little bemused as I wasn't expecting anyone I opened the door to find  two young, attractive people there in smart clothes. Both blonde and  blue eyed (this will be relevant later)

SG, Smart guy, SW, Smart Woman, SEG, Stupid English Guy (me).

SG, Good morning sir, we were wondering if we could talk to you for a moment

I naturally assume that a bible is about to be involved and start to give the standard response of

Me, yeah, I have all the god I need right now ...

SW, Oh, don't worry, we're not here about that

SG, No no, we're collecting for the National Front and ...

I looked at these two and I. Saw. RED.

See,  in the Uk the National front are a collection of incredibly violent  Neo-Nazis who generally travel around in gangs breaking things and  attacking anyone who isn't their (very limited) version of pure.

I  chased these two out of the building Effing and Blinding at them. How  dare these racists pricks come to my home and ask for money!!!

That evening I was telling my friends about what had happened over a beer expecting them to be as outraged as I was.

They  stared at me like I had shot a puppy and this is when I learned that  they were in fact collecting for the National CHILDREN'S Front, which  was just usually shortened to National Front.

I  was mortified and went down to their offices the next day to apologise  (and make a guilt donation) and explained what had happened to the  manager.

She was actually really cool  about it all and was glad I had gone down because she couldn't figure  out why two of her Door Knockers had been chased out of a building for  being "filthy racist anti-semetic effing scum"

TLDR: I accused two charity workers of being racists because of a cultural overlap