Alright so in class today my friend needed Advil, but the nurses office only has Tylenol. So she asks our friends, and my other friend (let’s call him Rob) starts joking that he can hook her up for 5 dollars. My friend offers 2 dollars and some candy, playing along, and rob is all like “nah you don’t get a whole bottle for that” and they keep going on this whole drug dealing thing over some advil. I walk up to throw something out, then when I’m walking over to my seat I say, “rob is definitely selling drugs.” And for some damn reason, right before I say it, everyone stops talking. So everyone heard it. It wasn’t even that loud. Anyways, another one of my friends at our table thinks it’s the funniest thing and said it was a bitchy move (that part I don’t mind) but Rob is extremely pissed off. Then the teacher says not to joke about it because she’s obligated to take it seriously and write rob up about it (she never does because she’s chill) but this gets rob even more pissed off at me.

I’m willing to admit it wasn’t the most tasteful joke. But honestly I don’t think it’s something to get so bent out of shape over. Everyone knew I was joking, because we’re friends. The teacher wasn’t going to write anything up because she likes him. I’m just not sure what the issue is here , but then the friend who originally wanted the advil said it was rude? and I had no idea teachers were supposed to take this kind of thing seriously. 

Tl;dr rob jokes about selling advil, I joke that he’s “definitely selling drugs,” everyone hears dumb joke and it almost gets my friend in trouble, he is totally pissed off at me

This is so dumb that I refuse to ask anyone irl lol. he keeps giving me angry looks and I’m dying to know if I’m actually the asshole in this one 