I  started working in a new office building and have noticed a pretty annoying (to me) trend in morning banter with the daily security guard.

I'll preface this by saying it is a relatively small/new office building, so there are not that many people in and out yet, and thus interaction is a 100% certainty every morning. I am by no means an introvert so I don't mind morning pleasantries. I do however, get annoyed by dumb things.

What annoys me in this situation is this security guard's affinity to EVERY MORNING mention what day it is and comment on it. For example:

Monday - Ahhhhh. Mondays! How did we get here??? So far from Friday!!! 

Tuesday - Well, another day closer but still very far. What a long week!!!

Wednesday - Happy Hump Day! We're turning the corner. Almost there!

Thursday - We're really close to Friday now, can you believe it?!!

Friday - WE FINALLY MADE IT. How about that??? It's Friday!!!

This is the worst of the worst of useless office banter to me. I don't love work or my job, but I don't hate it enough to comment on how I want this week to end every day, without fail. I guess I feel like the asshole because this lady is super nice, but I find this annoying and I am about to break it to her.

Also she tends to always hold the door for me? Which was great when I moved in an my hands were full, but now I feel weird because I don't really need her to do that. 

But hey, maybe I am the asshole.

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TL,DR

Security guard comments on what day it is every morning, without fail, and it fucking annoys me.

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