All right guys. Now before you think I'm an asshole please read this. 

I and my wife are in our late thirties. We've been married for 14 years. Now, before having sex we decided to play a game highlighting the features we had which would classsify us as old. I had to point or hers and vice versa.

She started off by telling me that I had crows feet and I was starting to get out of shape and I look like a high school principal and look like someone who scares teenage girls. It went on for some time. After a while, I told her that her boobs were saggy and men won't even give her a second glance. 

That's it. She started crying, and told me to find someone young with firm breasts and went to sleep. I was just playing along. I love her. But did I fuck up? AITA?

