My girlfriend left a pint of really nice double IPA in my fridge for the last two weeks. She is at work right now and will not be home until almost 12:00 am.

I have finished all of my beer and just made cornbread, scrambled eggs, and homemade gravy for dinner. I really want to drink her beer too, and she doesn’t like beer that much. I don’t want to text her and ask, because she might say no, and then I really can’t take it.

Am I the asshole if I drink it? Even if I buy her breakfast to make up for it?