This was almost 10 years ago, but I’d like to hear others opinions on the matter.

When I was in middle school one of my siblings friends, who was almost 3 years older than me, lived right down the street from me. Due to how close we lived we were around each other a lot. We were friends but at the same time he would also bully me a lot. He would always be roughing me up, putting me in chokeholds, titty twisters, pinning me to the group and slapping me, wedgies, wet willies, teasing me and just kind of shoving me around. Pretty much any way he could find to bully me he found. 

One of the times he was picking on me I got super upset and ended up storming up to my room. I honestly don’t remember why I was upset. I went into my room and after “cooling down” I noticed there was a bag of Swedish fish in my room. I have no idea why this crossed my mind, but I decided that I was going to masturbate until I start producing precum and then spread it all over the Swedish fish. So that’s what I did. I took out a handful for myself to eat beforehand and went to work. Once I’m down I go back out to my bully and sibling who were own the porch, sit next to my bully and place the bag of Swedish fish between us and start eating from the Swedish fish in my hand.

He ate from the bag, did not notice. That is the closest I ever got to “getting back” at my bully. Every time I tried to fight back I would get my ass handed to me. I realize that doesn’t make this any less weird, but to me it’s the only victory I have over him to this day. Nobody i know knows this happened. 

I know this is super weird and I would never do it again to anyone, but AITA for doing it back then?