So my boyfriend is black and I'm not... We both like to joke around everything and sometimes people think that we are assholes for it.


When Trump won the election he got worried and I joked that I would buy him as a slave and keep him around so he didn't have to worry.
It became our thing to joke about him being my slave but we only joked about it between us in private. 


So we were with friends and I asked for a piece of cake so I could "feed my boyfriend" and I said that I cared for him very well.


Some people got uncomfortable, I told my girlfriend about our joke and she said IATA.