I'm in my car, checking an email after a quick fast food stop. My car is dinged by an older fella (OF) getting out of his pickup truck with an "american pride" hat. Not quite MAGA, but in the same vein. OF doesn't nod, wave a hand, mouth an apology. Nothing and is ready to walk away. So I bring down the window and ask if he's even going to acknowledge that he hit my car. "there's no damage. You parked poorly." And so it begins. 

Me "so it's my fault you hit my car?"

OF "can you see the lines?"

Expletives ensue (nearly 100% me), he eventually walks away, never acknowledging any fault. Our greatest generation ladies and gentlemen. Dude, all it takes right there is a simple gesture and I roll away without even a tick of raised blood pressure. So am I the asshole?