(She isn't quite my stepmom but my dad and her are getting married this year.) One day she came in to my room after Christmas and said "This room makes you look like a crazy hording asshat" I responded with "Maybe if you didn't get me stuff that I didn't need, it wouldn't look like I was a 'crazy hording asshat'." to which my dad look at me with the " :l " face and I just said "Hey I'm going to cuss at anyone who cusses at me."