My mom isn't in the best of health. She's always had surgeries and a list of other ailments. Yesterday she got on group text and asked all four of her children to a 8pm conference call. 

8 o'clock rolls around and the call commences. There aren't 4 kids on the line but 2. I'd like to mention it was the only 2 kids out of the 4 who had children of their own. This isn't important but it pisses me off. 

The call in total lasted about 10-13 mins before shit fell apart. 

The call consisted of what we can do to help my mom who lives in a different state. As were talking I'm patrolling the house making sure my kids are in bed. As I'm doing this low and behold my boys who share a room are going at it. I do my daddy duty and go on. About 10 minutes later I catch them doing something else. I honestly can't remember because as soon as I got the first 3 words out my sister asks me if I take this seriously because I'm reprimanding my kids while on this call. I softball it then she hits me with something along the lines of, "Your wife is lazy because she cant keep the kids in the room for 10 minutes while you're on a important call." I said, "You expect my wife to split herself into 3 separate people and watch all 3 kids simultaneously?" 

I'd like to add that my wife has Lupus and Fibro. Not only that but my family is well aware the my wife has Lupus and Fibro. Not only that but you scheduled a fucking conference call the minute my kids go to bed. I digress.

We go at it, I tell her off and ask my mom to finish. She doesn't say anything for a good 10 seconds so I hang up. 

This morning I woke up to a text from my mom explaining how my sister was right and I need to apologize to her. In a nice way I told her to get bent and my sister is an ass. 


