Sometimes I wear my sunglasses indoors. I do it for a few reasons- 1) sometimes I feel really hideous and putting on my sunglasses makes me think I look the tiniest bit better, and so people see a little less of me; 2) I get really anxious around people(even my family), so wearing my sunglasses sometimes helps with that, like it’s a little protective layer I can hide behind; and 3) I’m not good at making eye contact, so wearing sunglasses helps me not to panic too much about trying to make eye contact since other people can’t even tell if I’m looking them in the eyes or not. The main reason is number 2. 
So, does wearing sunglasses indoors make me an asshole?