So, I live in a apartment with a 3 roommates (for those wondering I’m in university out of state, because I graduated high school early, got a scholarship, and turned 17) and so far the roommates are fine, they even helped move my heavy ass desk to my room(as seen in r/battlestations) But the two tenants downstairs WILL. SHUT. UP. They’re a couple, bf and gf, and they must hear like dogs. Whenever I’m a little loud, like “Oh, you just got 100,000+ people in cities skylines? And you’re celebrating a little loud? How about I POUND THE ROOF!?” That’s what they do, one time I dropped a microphone on the ground, which was so hard it broke, and not 2 seconds later:

“POUND POUND” Okay, whatever ignore it. Which made my day 5x worse, and 1 day, my roommate paid the pet deposit so his dog could come up, and during while he was at class, his dog barked, ONCE. How do I know his dog barked? Because when I came home there was a note on our door that said, “DONT LET YOUR DIG BARK!” In big red letters, and also, my upstairs neighbor said;
“The dog only barked once, that’s all I heard”
So they’re clearly just blowing things out of proportion. 
This incident is unrelated, by noise, anyway. So, I come home from getting my latte (Chai tea btw) and I see a parking spot, and I go to park there(our apartment doesn’t have assigned parking) and then I hear a car horn go off, I look around and see the couple neighbors sitting there in their Honda fucking civic(I’m not exaggerating) and they gave me the hardest death stare. 
                          2 HOURS LATER
I go outside for quick errand, I get to my car, and there’s a piece of paper that says “NICE PARKING ASSWIPE” which I assumed was the neighbors, bc I was inside the lines. My final incident, I was in a discord call with a friend of mine playing BIGFOOT which is scary as shit, so I won’t lie I screamed, once. And then; 
“POUND POUND POUND POUND”
I get instantly pissed off and pound back. Not two mins go by.
*knock knock* 
(In discord) “ gimme a sec someone’s at my door”
*i walk to the door, look through the peep hole, ITS THE FUCKIN NEIGHBOR! The bf! So I open it*
“What the do you want?” I ask
“If you don’t quiet down your horror movie session, and stop being so loud, I’ll get you evicted and arrested” the neighbor responds, at this moment I snap. 
“Well, maybe if your fucking ears weren’t so fucking sensitive, and you didn’t act like I parked like an asshole, you wouldn’t have too.” I respond 
“I could get you arrested for what you just did! That’s disorderly conduct! Penial code 9!” He yells, getting in my face.
“How about you don’t pull stuff out of your fucking ass, and use earplugs! You fucking cunt!” I slammed the door shut. Went back to my discord call. 

So the true question, am I the asshole?