Okay, the title makes me sound like a brat but here's the thing: I can't cook. My mom never taught me and she never trusted me to teach myself. I'm 17 goddamn years old and i can't cook anything other than ramen noodles, chicken nuggets, and mac and cheese on a good day. Can't make a grilled cheese or Hamburger Helper or any of that fancy shit.

I was at school working on prom decorations until 7:00 and got home expecting to see dinner on the table. Instead, my mom and I had this lovely conversation:

Me: Hey, what's for supper?
Mom: Whatever you can find.
Me: So, nothing?
Mom: There's plenty of stuff for you to cook with, get creative.
Me: I can't cook, you never taught me how.
Mom: You're 17, you can figure it out.
Me: No, I can't. I barely know how to use the stove.
Mom: Your sister (14) made her own dinner.
Me: You actually taught her how to cook. Can you at least drive me to the store so I can buy something I CAN cook? (I can't drive either, she doesn't trust me behind the wheel, surprise surpise)
Mom: No, I'm not buying you food when we already have lots

This argument keeps going around until I get fed up and go to my room. That was an hour ago and I'm super hungry. Detailed instructions on how to make a grilled cheese are welcome.

But anyways, AITA?