Is NOBODY wrong in the post ? POST : Back story, we are moving house on Friday, this happened tonight. 

As our lawns have been going insane we decided I should go straight home to mow, rake and whipper snipper for the handover. The wife will pick up the three kids (2, 5, 9) after she finished work so I can do the needful. Neither of us cbf cooking. 

Kids end up with pasta bake and the wife suggest Thai. She explains that we can buy two mains and eat them for lunch the next day (as we wouldn't eat a whole one each).

The wife always gets fish cakes and I wasn't feeling like it so asked if we could have chicken satay skewers instead , entree

Wife makes the order, we all head down the road and I pick it up.

Take away order:

- Chicken satay skewers (x4) (mine)
- Fish cakes (x4) (wife's)
- Yellow chicken curry. (wife's)
- Red duck curry with lychees. (mine)
- Large coconut rice. (wife's)

(I'm keto/paleo so I don't eat rice)

I didn't really care what the restaurant lady was telling me I just wanted my food now as I was insatiable.

Get in the car and didn't realise the wife had ordered fish cakes so asked if that was right. Wife tells me she doesn't like chicken skewers, that she will eat them but doesn't like them so she got fish cakes. 

Walk in the door, give the kids their pasta bake and the wife is dealing with fussy kids. 

I unload the entries and smash one of my chicken skewers. I'm in heaven. I don't care what's happening around me right now, the house could be fire IDC.

The wife comes over and asks to try one of the skewers  so I shit stirred her saying she didn't even like them. She eats 1/3 of one of the skewers and walks away saying it's good, prefers when the sauce is on the side. 

This is where things get grey around food etiquette between a wife and a husband.

I've always been under the impression that if the SO consumes a part of your meal (e.g. one of four skewers) even if it's a bite or half or three quarters they have taken ownership of that food. It's officially off limits.

AITA time...

Thinking we are sharing entrees I open the white styrofoam box containing the fish cakes (yes these are absolutely not keto, idgaf) and smash one in seconds.

The wife looks at me in disgust... "Did you just eat a whole one?" "I told you I wanted two tonight and two tomorrow for lunch".

I'm just stunned... I tell her that I had three skewers (including hers) left and that I thought we were sharing. I don't recall her saying it was for lunch but I'm a grade A selective listener.

She proceeds to storm off to the bedroom leaving her entire meal in their containers, and the kids with me. Lots of pissy remarks ensued (e.g. stuffing your face, selfish)

Am I the asshole?

Maybe I just don't understand food laws between a man and a women, correct me pls.