So I’m a 27 year old male and I’m talking to a 36 year old female. We’ve been talking for about 2 weeks now and we haven’t met up yet because she lives very far away. We’ve texted and talked and FaceTimed and it’s always been great. Today I made a joke and she said something that really bothers me and I’d like some input. Here’s how it went:

Me: I measured something on the new Measure app on iPhone that I could’ve sworn was 8” but it only says 6” 😜

Her: ha ha
You’re average
😋😋

Me: I’m just messing with you.

Her: Me too

Me: I was going to say 4” but I didn’t want you to think I was serious. 😜

Her: lol

Me: And now I know you don’t settle for “average”.

Her: I can’t just go up to a guy and ask him what’s your dick size??
If I like a guy and they like me back, I can only hope it’s average
🤣🤣

Me: I know but if mine was average you’d be laughing at me.

Her: Yeah cuz you talked it up

Keep in mind that she’s never seen my penis and has no idea how big or small it is. To me it seems like a really horrible thing to say to anyone, like she just wants to talk to me because of my penis size. Am I the asshole?