Ok, so i was gonna have some beers with a couple of friends. One of my best friends (who doesnt really hang out with them) asked if he could tag along. I said yes, of course (because who would want to diss a good friend, right?). Now, while he is generally well liked, looks good and is pretty charming i must admit he is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He has difficulties following conversations that does not involve beer or women, which can be a bit of a problem since he can get a little left out in certain social situations. This is important for later.

Now, i meet up with my friends at a bar. One of them has brought along a girl from his work. I have met her a few times before and we seemed to click pretty well. She is smart, pretty but first of all single. I haven’t gotten laid in a few months since i’ve been kinda down after a bad break-up, so i saw a chance to maybe get some action. She was obviously intrested, so fast forward a few hours and we was sitting alone in a corner and really hitting it off, just good times all around.

Except my friend of course, who did not really have a good time. He was hanging with my friends, and while they tried to cue him in their conversations, he had a hard time following some talk about politics or something. He became increasingly bored, so he figured he would sit with me and the girl instead. Which he did, by opening with ”wazzuup”, and sat down next to us. I found that to be quite annoying since we really started to hit it of for real, but whatever. I tried to talk to him for a bit, but at the same time kindly telling him to fuck off by keeping my answers short.

This went right over his head. His answer to that was instead to get a round of beers for me and her, even though she said she didn’t want more alcohol. This was then repeated a second time. This made me more annoyed since it kind of came of like i tried to get her drunk. So instead i tried to ignore him completely and focus on the girl, but he was adamant in interrupting and getting in our conversations. So, long story short - i ignored him for the rest of the evening, but since he was constantly interrupting by talking to the girl instead (which made her visibly annoyed), he kind of fucked up the mood, so we didn’t hook up in the end.

Now he thinks i was an asshole by ”dissing him the whole evening”, but i think he should have left me alone. I mean, he had like six more people to talk to. I must add that he is in a long term happy relationship so it was not out of jealousy.