The question here isn’t really whether I’m an asshole or not, but whether I’m “the worst fucking person in the world” as my friend put it. 

So, one of my friends (Friend A) recently got involved in DoTerra. My other friend and roommate, B, and I make fun of people who get involved in MLMs. For me, I think that’s it’s just funny but B thinks MLMs are the scum of the Earth. She especially HATES the essential oils that A sells, and will always be really over dramatic about how much the oils irritate her lungs. 

So for April Fools, I bought a bunch of peppermint oil from A and sprayed them in B’s room. I knew essential oils could be harmful to cats, so I took her cat out of her room. I waited, and after B came back from work she IMMEDIATELY smelled the oils from the door. It got stronger as she got closer to her room, but to my surprise, she started having a legit asthma attack. The worst part is her inhaler is in her room, so I had to run in and get it for her. 

Now, B can’t stay in her room and her cat won’t even go near it. The cat’s litter-box and food were in the room as well, which makes it even worse. 

To top it all off, A hates me and B now because she realized that we think her “business” is a joke, and can’t believe I only bought it for a prank. She found out through snapchat, and blocked us both. 

I promised B I’d de-oil her room and wash her sheets, open windows, replace everything for her cat, etc. But B is SOOOO mad she said she is going to sublet her room and find someone else to live with. Reddit, I couldn’t have possibly predicted this reaction. I just thought we’d have some good laughs; I didn’t even know B had asthma. AITA here? I know my prank ended up being bad, but I didn’t have bad intentions. And I sorta feel bad for mocking A’s oils, but not really. 