This happened a while ago. When my girlfriend and I started dating, she had a small apartment downtown. I would spend the night a few times a week. One night, at around 2 or so in the morning we were having a particularly passionate sex session. It was so passionate that my girlfriend's neighbor apparently heard it and knocked on the wall. My girlfriend and I then heard her say: "Quiet down, fucking whore, or I'll go straight to the landlord!" My girlfriend was pissed, and knocked back on the wall, but it ended there.

The next morning, I left my girlfriend's apartment. The timing was great. The neighbor was leaving at exactly the same moment. So I said:

"Hey, I wanted to apologize for last night. I am quite talented. I'll be sure to put a gag in her next time." Then winked. She looked too shocked to respond, and I walked out.

I've always wondered: AITA?