Is AUTHOR wrong in the post ? POST : I'm still laughing about this, so don't count on any remorse from me. 

Husband and I left home for a shopping trip. About 15 minutes away from home, I notice he's making faces and I ask if he's ok. No, he has stomach trouble. I tell him to turn around and head back home. 

12 minutes later he shouts "I'm not gonna make it!" and pulls over on the highway. He leaps out of the jeep and heads for the ditch. I roll down my window and toss a pack of Kleenex and baby wipes to him. 

I wait. Then I spontaneously open my camera and sneak a shot of him bent over, pants around his ankles. No peen, no ass. 

He gets back in the jeep and I show him the photo. He's pissed. We get home and i tell our son the story and show him the photo. Husband is even more mad. I delete the photo. 

Husband texts his friend to complain, and friend says he would have done the same. Husband is even *more* upset. 

So... Am I an asshole like he's saying?