I'll keep this short...I love my wife. Like, really, really, really love her. Light of my world, get her flowers on valentines day, watch the bachelor instead of MNF type of love. And I love our life together. We've been married 6 years and she's my Madonna and my Ho and everything in between and I worship the ground the walks on. 

She wants a baby bad. I can't stand disappointing her so I wasn't honest and said I did too. The truth is I like what we do, I like our time, I like our money, I like taking trips on a whim and I enjoy watching her sexy ass as I belay her during rock climbing. I can't imagine any of this happening with a little rug rat running around. 


For the last several months I pretend to have an orgasm and then quickly go into the bathroom and finish myself off. I even faked having a UTI and faked having doctors instructions that I needed to urinate immediately after sex in order to facilitate my ruse. She even checks herself every time and I guess she (NSFW) can't tell the difference between her natural moisture and what I'm supposed to leaving behind. 

I've even let it go so far as to get us both checked out by fertility specialists who haven't found anything wrong (naturally I suppose). I keep "trying" and she keeps crying every month when her period comes. I've dug myself so fucking deep I don't know how to get out. 


r/AITA...AITA?
