 I'm 16 and loathe my stepfather, he literally lays on the couch all day and mooches of my mother. At first we were content with pretending the other doesn't exist, we just interacted with my mother really. But then something clicked in his head and he wants to be an active part of my life and wants me to call him 'dad'. I thought he was joking because we literally never talk in the first place but he was serious. My mother, like every time a conflict between him and I happens, refuses to choose a side. He wouldn't let up and kept referring to me as "young lady" so I decided to double down and start calling him daddy.

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 A) I'm 16 not a baby, I realize that, the point is to make him uncomfortable.

B) I'm not stupid I know it carries a sexual meaning too, which makes this even worse (better for me?)

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 Honestly my goal here is to make him uncomfortable to the point where he'll drop it. So far he's disgruntled. AITA?