So this actually happened to my wife (who doesn't have a Reddit) and this is her telling of what went down: She was at Target just doing some shopping not hurting any children or puppies. She was drawn to the Magnolia collection, obviously, and got sucked into their clearance section. She was so taken back by the door busting deals that she didn't realize she had left her shopping cart blocking the aisle. Things got spicy when she heard someone make one of those remarks that's meant for you to hear but they're too big a poons to actually say it to your face. The wife turned, grabbed the cart and told them all they had to do was say excuse me and not be dicks about it. They then traded a few verbal jabs with them thinking my wife is the asshole for blocking the aisle and my wife thinking they are the assholes for the way they went about trying to get through. She came to me for assurance that she wasn't in the wrong and although I see her point I personally hate people that block aisles in stores so I'm a bit torn. I love my wife and would drag my nutsack across the surface of a thousand suns for her but I will also let her know when I think she's wrong. This is a toughie for me so I'm turning to you fine people. Judge at will.