Alright, let me try to repair some of the damage the title already did to my case. I'm a captain of my high school soccer team, and during the offseason, I'm responsible for running practices for the people who are interested in staying in shape and getting to know the team. The practices have been going well for months, until this one kid shows up.

Let's call him Stu. Stu is a sophomore, and all of a sudden he wants to join the team. The first practice that he's there, he really just stands there and laughs, runs into people, kicks balls across the road, and tries to steal our training equipment by shoving it into his bag while giggling to himself. In other words, it's clear to me and everyone else that he's extremely high. Now, I have nothing against people smoking weed, but it's a little irritating for all of us when we're trying to run a practice for competitive varsity hopefuls, and he can't be bothered to put in an effort. I politely tell him this at the end of the first practice, and ask him to come back sober next time if he'd like to keep working with us. 

The following weekend, he's back, and things seem fine for a while. He's able to run some drills for a bit, and it turns out he might be good enough to be second string goalie for our JV team. But after around forty minutes, he goes back into zoink mode and he seems even worse than last weekend. One of my teammates tells me that this time he ate a bunch of edibles before practice so that he could mess with me and the other captain, who helped convince me to talk to him the previous time. I get the brilliant idea to make the team run a hard-ass conditioning drill, just to see how strong his stomach is. Sure enough, we're only four laps in before he's puking over by the water fountains. 

I feel bad, but he didn't get hurt, succeeded in entertaining his teammates, and has now stopped coming to practices altogether. 

TLDR: A teammate showed up to a few of my self-organized practices high, and was very disruptive. I had the team run laps, knowing that his edibles might make him sick. Needless to say, I was correct. 

Reddit, am I the asshole? 