This probably dwarfs in comparison to some of the things I see in here but I gotta know redditors, how close is too close?  This guy was 1 inch (maybe less) off my front bumper, so I called the guy a freaking cocksucker and got a little assholeish.  I mean I can't choose how far the guy in front of me parks, because he wasn't there when I pulled in.  Personally if I can't leave a good foot in front and back then shit is too close.  Am I crazy here?  Can I have some room to get out.  I shouldn't have to move back and forth 3 times or more to get out.