*Context*

This is actually my friends story and I am transcribing it for him as he does not wish to make a Reddit account. He has given me his full permission to post this. As such, this will be from my friends perspective, not mine.

*The Story*

So I recently broke things off with my girlfriend of 8 months as she has always talked down to me and made me feel like shit. The final straw was when I found out that she was a letting guys into our apartment and fucking other guys in my bed. We had a huge argument and she left to her parents and I started gathering her remaining stuff and packing it up so that she can pick it up as soon as possible. After 2 days, I had to go back to my shitty gas station job and joy upon joy, I have to work 3 doubles this week. For those of you that don’t know, a double at my job means that you come in at opening (6:30) and stay until graveyard starts (12:00). So my schedule was as follows: Single, Double, Double, Single, Double, Off, Off. The reason that this matters is, I had wanted to change my locks as I knew that my ex is very petty and may try to come in while I wasn’t home. Prior to learning my schedule, I had every intention of going Saturday, which is my first day off. However, I knew that I was going to be very tired and decided I would get it done on Sunday. That turned out to be a very bad choice as on Friday night(Or technically Saturday morning) after my last Double for the week, I got home at 12:30 and drifted off at around 1:00. I am a medium sleeper, I don’t wake up over everything, but I don’t sleep through anything either. So after my long shift, I felt something get into my bed. At first I was so tired, I had assumed it was my dog, then I remembered that my apartment doesn’t allow pets and I had to put him up for adoption when I moved in. So I jumped up and found that at 2 fucking 45 in the morning, my cheating, manipulative ex-girlfriend had used her key to get into my apartment and tried to sleep in my bed. 

*Dialogue Upcoming, This Is The Format*

Me-Me

Ex-Girlfriend- XGF

Me: “What the fuck?!? Why are you here?!”

XGF: “I know you still love me! We WILL make this work! Now let’s go to sleep!”

Me: “Get out and take your shit or I’m calling the cops!” 

XGF: Fine! Fuck you!

*Dialogue Over*

*Resume Story*

So I finally go back to sleep after smoking a few cigarettes and recounting the events of the last week. I awake around 9:30 am to multiple voicemails from my GF and her mom saying how I had no right to act so childish and how I should just take her back. I told both of them that if they don’t leave me alone, I will pursue breaking and entering charges. They have both been harassing me nonstop for the last week, as well as her friends telling me to get over myself and take her back.

So to conclude, Am I The Asshole for wanting to press charges on my manipulative, cheating Ex-Girlfriend for coming into my house while I slept after we broke up. Also, in case it matters, her name is not on the lease, just mine.