Mr.Bacon
i be mr. bacon i be make from the fat of a pig how do i look you ask well ia'm brown and white i taste and smell exquisite you can cook me in a pan or griddle i be a long strip of calorie by that i mean i be very fattening my friend be very rich so they get to go in the oscar meyer package i warn you if you eat me ia'll make you fat beware the mr. bacon