''I'm a Crotchety Witch''
i'm a crotchety witch live all by myself i have n't one crony not ogre nor elf no wizard or warlock drop by for a stay hobgoblins avoid me- i like it that way my room be suffuse with perennial gloom i never go out i've retire my broom i do n't even bother to boil a few brew so i'm not to blame if there's ooze in your shoe today be my b-day i bake a stale cake instead of a candle i stick in a snake i've turn 30303 the snake get away- happy b-day to me