The Hairy Bacon Cooker
i be a hairy bacon cooker i fry bacon on a frying pan i sometimes have duck egg with bacon hair sometimes get in my bacon i set my hair on fire almost every time i fry bacon breakfast be my favorite meal and time of the day pig bacon be good than turkey bacon out of my opinion pig bacon be as smooth a polished wood turkey bacon be as rugged a the rocky mountain the a & amp p sell bacon for 25 % off the worker in the meat department let me cut my own bacon their knife be as dull a a rock i strongly suggest a & amp p pig bacon do n't i repeat do n't eat bacon raw you can die from it