Jamaican  Bacon
i meet a guy he be very shy but he say hi he be jamaican and he love bacon i be shake and also mistake his friend be puffin and they make me muffin my mouth hurt because the muffin be burnt i want chip but i couldna't move my lip i bring my puppy guppy along and he bring his friend bong when it be time to go i stub my toe after i leave i go insane but besides that i be in the wrong lane it be may so throughout the whole day i eat a lot of hay my name be phil and i live on a hill i need something to eat so ate my own foot after that i fell off a cliff and i fell on my friend biff biff be with his mama and she be a llama ia'm out of time so thata's the end of my rhyme