Alien
when i wake up one morning an alien be on my head i ask what be you do there it look at me and say greeting earthling i come in peace can your head be my home''no''can it be my my bed''no''please the other alien of bacdoadeovtxt make me leave. i say what be bacdoadeovtxt.''my planet.''go back to your planet or else i'll tell my dad you're sleep on my head.''but your head be nice and soft and i'm look for a home.''well go look somewhere else.