When i awoke this morning
when i awake this morning a bird be by my head i ask what be you do there it look at me and say sorry mr. i be uncomfortable and saw your lovely bed my name be not mr. you can call me ted you be not welcome here so be on your way and shoe i have work so you may come back at two hea's a grouch and thata's all i have to say i guess i have to rest in the uncomfortable hay once hea's go i be go to eat then i be go to lie in his comfortable sheet man this be go to be fun maybe i will have a beach party and we all can lie in the sun maybe i will get a tan man ia'm dead thata's a little change of plan