Context: 'I would really like to have 3 waters and 3 firewood because this is my first time camping and I don't have survival skills. ' 'You must be a comedian.  We will need to come to a compromise because there's no way that's going to happen.  I am like a water buffalo so I'll need at least two waters.  In addition, my family is from the South and will need firewood as well.' 'I can't swim too. I think two waters will help me to survive on this trip and I will need at least two firewood to make fish or other food items for my family. '
Utterance: 'You don't need this water to swim.  You can take two of the food if you're worried about food.  I will take two water and two firewood since I have a large family to nourish and keep warm.  Your initial suggestion of 3  waters and firewood is laughable.  Please provide a realistic compromise.'