Context: 'Haha yup I had a feeling about that one. ;-) Yeah my wife has a bunch of crazy hikes planned so water is a must here too. What else?' 'Food of course, always snack more when relaxing.  Agree on the hiking.  Out in the woods, we won't have to wear masks!' 'Well we don't want to make all the bears sick though haha. Okay so let's try this... one of us gets 2 waters with 1 firewood and 1 food. I think that's as close as we'll get to equal. You can choose.'
Utterance: 'awe, that's true,  Now I fell bad for the bears.  I'll take 2 waters and 1 food, you can have all the firewood.'