Patsy:  Oh well , heigh ho , Eddy . I mean , you know , let them write what they want . . . Continued on page five . I mean , I shall just rise above it . I sha n't let this thing affect me in . . . bastard ! No ! No ! No !
Eddie: Who , who ? Where , where ? What , quick , what ? Show , show , show ! Source is . . .
Patsy: No , no , no - further .
Eddie: Pasty is . . . uh ?
Patsy: Yes ?
Eddie: Aged _ forty - seven _ !
Patsy: Aagh ! I 'll sue !
Saffie: Well , how old is she ?
Patsy: I
Patsy: 'm thirty - nine .
Saffie: And I 'm an ovum .
Patsy: Oh . . . it 's just not fair .
Gran: Another pig - ugly MP making a fool of himself with some scrawny old hooker , I see .
Patsy: Old ? Old ! Old , old , old !
Gran: Nothing like a good old sex scandal . Bit more exciting than the ones in my day .
Eddie: God , what was it in your day ? " Woman Shows Ankle To Chimney - Sweep Shock " ?