Gerry Standing:  There is no way he could have sold _ two _ grand 's worth of ice cream on that particular day .
Brian Lane: Well , no , 'cause you eat strawberries and cream at Wimbledon .
Gerry Standing: No , not just that . On the third of July , Cliff Richard entertained the centre court because it was * pissing * down . The covers were up and down like a whore 's drawers on Friday night while he murdered ' Living Doll ' .