Caden Cotard:  I wanted to ask you , how old are kids when they start to write ?
Madeleine Gravis: Listen , there 's an absolutely brilliant novel written by a four year old .
Caden Cotard: Really ?
Madeleine Gravis: ' Little Winky " by Horace Azpiazu .
Caden Cotard: That 's cute .
Madeleine Gravis: Hardly , Litty Winky is a virulent anti - Semite . The story follows his initiation into the klan , his immersion in the pornographic snuff industry , and his ultimate degradation at the hands of a black ex - convict named Eric Washington Jackson Jones Johnson ...
Caden Cotard: -Written by a four year old ?
Madeleine Gravis: -Jefferson .
Caden Cotard: Wow , written by a four year old .
Madeleine Gravis: Well Azpiazu killed himself when he was _ five _ .
Caden Cotard: Why did he kill himself ?
Madeleine Gravis: I do n't know , why did you ?
Caden Cotard: What ?
Madeleine Gravis: I said , ' Why would you ? '