Sheriff Wallace:  Well , it looks like to me we got five Angel Beach assholes here . Yes , sir . Five walkin ' talkin ' rectums . Where 's your car , boy ?
Mickey: Right there .
Sheriff Wallace: You from Seward County ?
Mickey: Yeah .
Sheriff Wallace: Well , I do n't know much about the laws in Seward County , but we got laws here about driving with busted headlights .
Mickey: I do n't have a busted headlight .
Sheriff Wallace: Do n't have a busted headlight ?
Mickey: Shit
Sheriff Wallace: !
Sheriff Wallace: That 's a $ 35.00 fine . Thirty - five bucks or a night in jail !
Tommy Turner: I 've got fifteen bucks .
Pee Wee Morris: I 've got - I've got five .
Sheriff Wallace: You got five , you got _ fifteen _ , huh ?
Meat: I 've got twelve .
Tim: I think I got three .
Porky: Watch this .
Mickey: Goddamn
Mickey: it !
Sheriff Wallace: You
Sheriff Wallace: got a busted taillight , too . That 's 20 more dollars . Can you cover it ?
Mickey: I 've got ten .
Sheriff Wallace: Give it to me ! Give me all you got . Well , I guess I can show a little leniency for first offenders . Whadaya say , Pork ? Should I give these nice lads a break ?
Porky: Oh , they seem like a nice bunch of clean - cut Angel Beach pussies . A little smelly . Yeah , give 'em a break .
Sheriff Wallace: You heard the man . You get your candy - asses back over to Seward County and you keep 'em there . This here 's a " man 's " county . Go on , get the fuck out . Go on . Go on ! Go on . Here we go ! Here we go ! Goin' home now , ai n't we ?
Porky: I do n't think they 'll be comin ' back . Let 's go back inside and get some beer .