Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:  Last time I did this I was _ 18 _ ... and drunk .
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Last time I did it , I was 24 and sober ; same results . Learn from your mistakes and move on , right ?
Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Ah , sir , you 've , uh , never remarried .
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Oh , I 'm talking about you . Good Lord ! Do n't use ME as a barometer , for ANYTHING !