Al:  Hello , Jim 's Fish , Chips & Insurance ? How much would it cost to add my son to the plan ? How old ? Let me see ... Bud , how old are you ?
Bud: Sixteen , Dad .
Al: He is _ sixteen _ ... What ? If you think I 'm gon na pay that much , you 're as stupid as those cats you trap and call tuna ... You know , when you insult my wife , Jim , you do n't hurt me .
Peggy: Well , what 'd he say , Al ?
Al: Nothing I haven't said myself ... Seriously Jim , I need to ask , is this the best you can do for a lifetime friend and someone who did not tell the police what your catch of the day really was ? Oh ho , well if you want to be that way you can take your insurance and stuff it , all of it !
Al: There ! Al Bundy takes guff from no one !
Bud, Peggy, Kelly: Cheap , cheap , cheap !
Peggy: Al , are n't you worried about being uninsured ?
Al: Peg , we do n't need insurance . Insurance is like marriage . You pay and pay , and never get anything back ! Besides , the car is n't worth more than 100 bucks with both kids in it .