Harry:  Alright , here 's _ one _ . So , a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says , why the long face ?
Mike: That 's hilarious !
Horse: Hey . Fuck you .
Mike: What the hell 's your problem ?
Horse: You 're my problem , that joke is offensive .
Harry: Oh , yeah ?
Horse: Yeah , I 'm sorry that not everyone conforms to your preconceived notions of attractiveness .
Mike: It 's a joke , man .