Eddie Thawne:  The blur , the Flash , the man in the red suit - whatever he 's called - he was spotted at the bank this morning .
Captain David Singh: You mean the bank that was robbed of half a million dollars where a dozen people tried to murder each other , and you think our attention should be focused on catching Santa Claus .
Eddie Thawne: I ca n't explain how he gets to and from crime scenes so fast . We need to figure out who this guy is and what he wants .
Captain David Singh: You should ask your girlfriend . She writes fan fiction about him .
Eddie Thawne: Joe , help me out here .
Detective Joe West: Sorry , partner . I stopped believing in Santa when I was about _ eight _ .