Man:  Hmm . One hundred , two hundred , three hundred . Here you are .
Ted the Bellhop: I thought you said _ five hundred _ .
Man: No , I said three hundred .
Ted the Bellhop: No , sir . I distinctly heard you say five hundred .
Man: Are you calling me a liar ?
Ted the Bellhop: No , sir . What I 'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said ...
Man: But what I last said was three hundred , and what you say last is what counts .
Ted the Bellhop: Well , then , if you say five hundred one last time , we have a deal .
Man: You fucking with me , pendejo ?
Ted the Bellhop: No , sir , but I 'm by myself , and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I do n't need .
Man: Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass ?
Ted the Bellhop: Why , no , sir , not the kids . It 's the situation that is a pain in the ass .
Man: No , you were right the first time . They 're a pain in the ass . All right . You win , tough guy . Five hundred .