Dick Solomon:  I 'm sorry , there is simply no room in the budget for raises . But I can go you _ one _ better : promotions ! Sally , you are now * Senior * Security Officer .
Sally Solomon: That 'll look good on the ol' résumé !
Dick Solomon: Tommy , you are now * Senior * Information Officer .
Tommy Solomon: It 's about time !
Harry Solomon: What about me ?
Dick Solomon: Harry , you are now ... Harold .
Harry Solomon: Champagne for everyone !