Uncle George:  I 'll bet you know a million women .
Rob Petrie: Well
Rob Petrie: , uh ... I , uh , know a few .
Uncle George: Well , wrap _ one _ up to go and bring her home tonight .
Rob Petrie: Uncle George , I just ca n't run out and grab a woman ...
Uncle George: Now , listen , Robbie . When you were a little boy , did I ever deny you anything ?
Rob Petrie: Well , no , not that I ...
Uncle George: Ice cream , lollipops , anything you ever wanted ?
Rob Petrie: Yeah , yeah ...
Uncle George: Well ... bring me a woman .