Rusty Griswold:  Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place . You know , like a ... Like a drive - through burger place .
James Griswold: I do n't know , Dad . I think we should steer clear of that .
Rusty Griswold: Good one , James .
Debbie Griswold: All right , enough , you guys . Dad hit a cow , okay ? Let 's just moo - ve on .
Kevin Griswold: Oh , I got _ one _ .
Rusty Griswold: Yeah , let 's hear it .
Kevin Griswold: James is a piece of shit .
Rusty Griswold: Kinda miss the point there , buddy .