Laurie Strode:  I 'm not who you think I am .
Will Brennan: Okay . Who are you ?
Laurie Strode: My name 's not Kerri Tate .
Will Brennan: Oooh . What is it ?
Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode .
Will Brennan: Strode ?
Laurie Strode: Strode . I changed my name when I went into hiding .
Will Brennan: Oh , I like that . That 's like ... like ... like the Witness Protection Program . What did you , like , rat out the mob , or something ?
Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister ... when she was _ 17 _ .
Will Brennan: Well , that 's ... suck - y . How 'd he do that ?
Laurie Strode: With a really big , sharp kitchen knife .
Will Brennan: That 's terrible . Take off your clothes .
Laurie Strode: You said you 'd listen .
Will Brennan: Okay .
Laurie Strode: They locked him up for a long time , but he got out and ... he came after me . But I got away . But he killed a lot of my friends . It happened - ...
Laurie Strode, Will Brennan: - -On Halloween .
Laurie Strode: You 've heard the story .
Will Brennan: Who hasn't ? Michael Myers . It 's like 20 years ago , right ?
Laurie Strode: 1978 .
Will Brennan: And the girl that ... What happened to the sister ? She died , right ?
Laurie Strode: No . She faked her death ... and , now , she 's the head mistress of a very posh , secluded private school in Northern California .
Will Brennan: What ?
Laurie Strode: Hoping and praying every year ... that her brother wo n't find her .
Will Brennan: You 're telling me the truth ?
Laurie Strode: Now , do you want a drink ?