Manny Santos:  Happy weekend Paige ! Why , thanks Manny and thanks for taking my practice this morning .
Paige: You want me to thank you ? For what ? Dropping a dirty bomb on my life ?
Manny Santos: Practice went awesome without you and if you ask some of us , that was n't a coincidence .
Paige: You told Hazel when you swore that you would n't .
Manny Santos: I thought she knew , okay ? Chill .
Paige: Do n't use your outdated slang on me . I doubt that your mouth is even connected to your tiny , shriveled boy - obsessed brain .
Manny Santos: I 'm the dumb _ one _ . Who still hasn't figured out no to chase older guys ? Guys so out of her league it 's not funny .
Paige: Big words for someone who picks up my leftovers .
Manny Santos: Could you be more self - obsessed ? All you think about is your own butt which would require a lot of though given that it 's huge !
Matt Oleander: MANNY ! Calm down !
Manny Santos: Hey Mr. Pedophile - I MEAN , Mr. Oleander . Do n't make your girlfriend Paige even more jealous of me !
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: Manny . My office - Monday . Paige , Mr. Oleander , now !