Alice Verdura:  Why do you have to provoke Lewis ? You know he does n't matter to me anymore .
Jake Harrow: Honestly , I ca n't help it . They guy is so full of himself . " Alright Hellcats , now trust in your teammates and focus ! Come game time , we 're gon na make those volleyball girls feel some pain ! "
Alice Verdura: Whatever . By the way , thanks for coming to my practice . Did you see I 'm the QB ?
Jake Harrow: I did . That 's my girl . Congrats .
Jake Harrow: And
Jake Harrow: you know what 's the best part of beating the pants off ya ? Easy access later .
Alice Verdura: What are you talking about ?
Jake Harrow: I 'm coaching the volleyball girls .
Alice Verdura: You 're helping the other team ?
Jake Harrow: Yeah , one of their setters writes term papers for me , so I kinda owe her _ one _ .
Alice Verdura: No way ! Tell them you quit !
Jake Harrow: Calm down . It 's a stupid flag football game . Who cares ?
Alice Verdura: I care . I want this campus to sit up and take notice that we are athletes . To do that , we have to win .
Jake Harrow: Yeah ... no one on campus cares about this game except you guys . So , just listen , play ball , have some fun and take your lumps . By the way , you 're gon na look really hot out there in your shorts .
Alice Verdura: Sugar
Alice Verdura: train has left the station .
Jake Harrow: Alice ...
Alice Verdura: If you 're not with us , you 're not with me !
Jake Harrow: Oh ! Fine . That goes both ways . So , as of this moment Alice , you are officially banned from my pants .
Alice Verdura: What ever will I do to while away the nights ? I 'm thinking negligee tickle fights .
Jake Harrow: You 'll need a camera for that ?