Batman:  Who made your sandwich for you ?
Commisioner Gordon: To tell you , my wife .
Batman: Oh , yeah .
Commisioner Gordon: Why ? Who made your sandwich ?
Batman: Alfred . What ? No , no , no , no . My butler . Uhhh . The Wayne family butler , Alfred Pennyworth . Wait ! Nope , Alf ... ALF !
Commisioner Gordon: ALF .
Batman: ALF !
Commisioner Gordon: 80 's TV icon ALF made your sandwich ?
Batman: Yeah ! Remember that show from the _ 80 _ 's ? Hey , ALF ! Make me a sandwich ! No problem ! He made me a sandwich ! It 's probably cat !