Ted the Bellhop:  Later , in another room , some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife .
Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife ?
Ted the Bellhop: No , he did n't make me fuck his wife , he thought I 'd fucked his wife ! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun !
Margaret: What kinda gun was it ?
Ted the Bellhop: I do n't know , I 'm not a gun guy . It was big .
Margaret: Was it like Dirty Harry 's gun ?
Ted the Bellhop: Yeah , sorta like that . Yeah .
Margaret: Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel ?
Ted the Bellhop: What difference does it make ?
Margaret: Well , for one thing it 's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357 .
Ted the Bellhop: Who the fuck cares whether it was a _ .44 _ or a .392 ? It was a big fucking gun , it was loaded , and it was pointed right at my fucking head .