Doug Witter:  Looks like somebody 's in quite the hurry this morning .
Jack: Sheriff Doug . I 'm sorry . I 'm late , I 'm trying to get to class ...
Doug Witter: Well , I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing _ 40 _ in a 25 .
Jack: Look , I already have all these , these points against my license . D'ya think maybe there 's something I could to to ... get you to look the other way ?
Doug Witter: May I remind you , Mr. McPhee , that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense .
Jack: Well , you know , I was just hoping I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion ?
Doug Witter: All right . Just this once I 'll let you go with a warning .
Jack: Thanks , honey .
Doug Witter: No . No - never call me honey .
Jack: Dude , it 's a deserted road . Chill .
Doug Witter: Do n't call me dude , either .
Jack: All right . Tonight ? Uh , dinner later ?
Doug Witter: Yeah . I 'll cook . My place .
Jack: Great . I 'll bring the handcuffs ... kidding .
Doug Witter: Yeah , I 'll see you . Jack - slow down .
Jack: Yeah .