Joel Larsen:  Not a lot of people at _ thirty - four _ can say that they 've had the same best friend since the first grade . You ... you 've always stood by me . Even when I grew that I grew that ponytail . So of all people , what was I thinking , letting you down ? And more importantly , what was I thinking missing the Blues Brothers ? I 'm sorry , Pat .
Pat Brody: I just have one question for you : " What kind of biscuit bounces off your stomach and do n't come back ? "
Joel Larsen: " Well , Jake ... I think that 'd be a ... "
Joel Larsen, Pat Brody: " R - r - r - r - rubber biscuit ! "