Wife of Gob:  I 'm in love with your brother -in - law .
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: You 're in love with your own brother ? The _ one _ in the army ?
Wife of Gob: No . Your sister 's husband .
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Michael ? Michael .
Wife of Gob: No . That 's your sister 's brother .
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: No , I 'm my sister 's brother .You're in love with me ? Me .
Wife of Gob: I 'm in love with Tobias .
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: My brother -in - law ?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be , so I 'm leaving . I 'm enlisting in the army .
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: To be with your brother ?
Wife of Gob: No .