Eddie:  Ken , Ken er , Ken ?
Joan: Hello , Ken , notice anything different ?
Ken: Hello , Joan , Eddie . Bloody hell you two look smart , what 's the occasion ?
Tanya: It 's their wedding anniversary , Ken .
Ken: Is it ? Well , congratulations .
Joan: 19 years today .
Eddie: The great trainrobbers did n't get that eh , Ken eh ?
Ken: Has Oscar Wilde come in ?
Eddie: Ey , are you having that , Tommy ? 19 years we 've being together , the great trainrobbers did n't get that , eh ?
Tommy: I 've heard it before Eddie , millions of times .
Eddie: Righto , then .
Ken: So , what 's your secret then , Eddie ?
Eddie: Always be honest to each other , that 's the first thing .
Ken: Oh , aye .
Eddie: And tell her you love her at least once a day .
Ken: Oh , well , make your mind up Eddie , it 's _ one _ or the other .
Eddie: Ohm no , well , that 's the secret
Tanya: Oh , I think it 's lovely . So are you going anywhere nice ?
Joan: Just in here . We might stop for some chips on the way home .
Joe: Bloody hell , Posh and Becks , eat your hearts out
Joan: What is he like ?
Tanya: Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then , Eddie , coming in here and then going for a bag of chips ?
Eddie: Well , there 's nothing wrong with that .
Tanya: It 's hardly romantic , though , is it ?
Ken: Show her how much you love her Eddie , throw in a fish .