Archie Bunker:  Where the hell is going to sleep , with Teresa ?
Edith Bunker: No , Teresa can sleep in our bed .
Archie Bunker: Up against you or up against me ?
Edith Bunker: Oh no , see , Archie , you 'll sleep in Teresa 's bed in Mike 's old room and I 'll ask Teresa to come and sleep with me in our bed in our room , and Mike will sleep on the cot in Teresa 's room which used to be Mike 's room where you 'll be sleeping . See , you wo n't have to sleep up against nobody , see ?
Archie Bunker: If I could figure that _ one _ out , I 'd be sleeping up against a straightjacket .