General MacGruder:  They 're heading for Room Z ! Beasley , call the cavalry !
Major Beasley: Sir , we haven't had any cavalry since _ 1910 _ !
General MacGruder: Oh . Well then , call the army !
Major Beasley: Yes , si ... sir , we * are * the army !
General MacGruder: WELL , GET SOME MEN UP HERE ! DON'T JUST STAND THERE !