Captain Alonzo P. Tucker:  I 'm gon na have to tie ya up , I 'm afraid .
Will Robinson: Tie me up ?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: Well , you 're my prisoner , ai n't cha ? How'm I gon na get a good night 's sleep with a prisoner a runnin ' around loose ?
Will Robinson: Even if I promise I wo n't run away ?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: Promises , heh - heh ... Unless , ah ... No , no . No , you would n't wanna do that there , even if it meant that you would n't have to be tied up all night with maybe a loss of circulation ' n ' cramps ' n ' sickness and such .
Will Robinson: Would n't want to do what ?
Captain Alonzo P. Tucker: Take the pirate 's oath . Eh ... No ! No , I ... I would n't ask you to do that , nice boy like you . No ! I bet you go to Sunday school and things like that back where you came from . No , I would n't dare ask you to do anythin ' so awful and so blood - curdling and terrible as take the pirate 's oath , ehh .
Will Robinson: Well , maybe you could just give me a little _ one _ .