Ari Gold:  He 's never had a straight agent . If I 'm going to be his first , I have to show him I 'm a friend to the gay man .
Lloyd: But , you 're not a friend to the gay man , Ari .
Ari Gold: Lloyd , this is the big _ one _ . So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company .