Larry:  Mr. Harter ! Just the guy I wanted to see .
Mr. Harter: I 'll take the case . Please tell me it was Supercuts who did this to you .
Larry: No , it 's me , Larry ... Moe , Larry , Curly , remember ? From the orphanage .
Mr. Harter: Oh , my ... goodness ! Well , congratulations , you 're still in remission . So ... what brings you here ?
Curly: Look , I 'll cut to the chase , moneybags : we 're in a jam . The orphanage needs 830 grand , or it 's going belly - up .
Larry: Plus we got a sick kid getting fitted for angel wings .
Mr. Harter: Terrific ! So , who do we sue ?
Larry: Oh no , there 's no one to sue ; we need you to give us the money .
Curly: Yeah .
Larry: But we 're not looking for a handout , mind ya . We 'll work off every last penny right here in these halls .
Mr. Harter: Look , I 'm sorry , but , uh ... I 'm ... committed to several other charities , and besides , I do n't have that kind of money just laying around . But if you decide to sue the orphanage , I 'm in .
Curly: Uh , Mr. H. , please , I know what you 're thinking : that we 're both lazy bums like Moe , but - but we 're not . Uh , some of us are n't afraid to get our hands dirty .
Mr. Harter: What ? No , I never thought of Moe as lazy .
Larry: It 's all right , that slug told us the whole story about why you dropped him back off .
Mr. Harter: Well , I can assure you it had nothing to do with his work ethic ; he was _ ten _ . No , what - what happened was he wanted us to go back for you two , and frankly , it was ... too much for us .
Curly: You mean ... he would n't go without us ?
Mr. Harter: No , he would n't . He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you , and ... it was just out of the question , you understand . Anywho , got to skedaddle , late for a meeting . But if you ever do want to sue anyone for anything - a slip in the tub , a bone in the fish - I 'm your guy .