Liz Lemon:  Now say 5 reasons I 'm better than you .
Josh Girard: You 're smarter than me .
Liz Lemon: _ One _ .
Josh Girard: You beat me at arm wrestling .
Liz Lemon: Two .
Josh Girard: Uhh , you read the paper .
Liz Lemon: Yeah , suck it . I do read the paper .