Jerry 'Hands' Espenson:  I 've handled multinational corporate bankruptcies , high - profile murder cases , and defended manufacturing giants against product liability charges .
Shirley Schmidt: Yes ?
Jerry 'Hands' Espenson: And you assign me the duck lady !
Shirley Schmidt: Is she just sitting alone in your office ?
Jerry 'Hands' Espenson: She has the duck ! I can only surmise you did this because , one , you 're hazing me since I 'm the new guy again , or two , you think my Asperger 's allows me to relate to anyone colorful , or _ three _ , you 're having second thoughts about rehiring me .
Shirley Schmidt: It 's four . I 'm a name partner and I do n't - underscore - have to explain myself to you .
Jerry 'Hands' Espenson: Well , that 's a conversation - stopper .