Lois Griffin:  Oh , what about this , Meg ? A pink baby - tee that says " Little Slut " . That seems pretty hip .
Meg Griffin: I do n't know if that 's really me , Mom .
Lois Griffin: Well , they 've got _ one _ that says " Porn Star " and another that says " Sperm Dumpster " . And they 're all written in glitter .
Meg Griffin: All right , all right . Give me " Sperm Dumpster " .