Narrator:  The Murtaugh List came about around the time I turned 30 . It all started with your uncle Marshall 's beer bong . He always pulled it out at parties when we were in our twenties , and we were still doing it when we were thirty . Only thing is , when we were twenty , the next day was like this .
Narrator: But
Narrator: by the time we were _ thirty _ , the next day was like this .
Narrator: And
Narrator: that 's when I realized there was only one man who could relate : Lieutenant Roger Murtaugh , played by Danny Glover in the ' 80s noir classic " Lethal Weapon " , known for his often imitated catch phrase ...
Murtaugh: I 'm too old for this ...
Narrator: Stuff . He said " I 'm too old for this stuff . "