Grasientus:  A map of ancient Chelmsford has been stolen from the map room .
Aulus Paulinus: That 's very peculiar , Grasientus . We 've got a map room ?
Grasientus: Bet it 's one of Badvoc 's man .
Aulus Paulinus: Grasientus , something puzzles me .
Grasientus: Yes . You mean why would he want to steal a map of old Chelmsford ?
Aulus Paulinus: No , what you were doing in the map room at _ three _ in the morning .
Grasientus: Ah , yes , well ... apart from the maps I keep certain literature in there which I browse through often before retiring .
Aulus Paulinus: You mean the ones depicting scenes from pastoral Greece ? The ones showing shepherds and shepherdesses doing what shepherds and shepherdesses do when they 're not shepherding their sheep ?
Grasientus: The very same .
Aulus Paulinus: So what 's in this map room ?
Grasientus: Well apart from the ...
Aulus Paulinus: ... Greek porno .
Grasientus: A few maps .
Aulus Paulinus: How many ?
Grasientus: One .
Aulus Paulinus: And it 's been stolen .
Grasientus: Yes . Appalling , is n't it ?
Aulus Paulinus: Well Grasientus , we are faced with the most serious problem . Namely ... what do we now call the map room ?