Mrs. Slocombe:  Captain Peacock , are you free ?
Captain Peacock: At the moment , yes .
Mrs. Slocombe: Could I have a word with you ?
Captain Peacock: Certainly .
Mrs. Slocombe: Well , it 's rather personal .
Captain Peacock: Ah .
Mrs. Slocombe: Miss Brahms has just been and it 's frozen over .
Captain Peacock: I beg your pardon ?
Mrs. Slocombe: The ladies . It 's solid .
Captain Peacock: I see . But what exactly do you expect me to do about it ?
Mrs. Slocombe: Well , I thought I 'd ask you if umm ... we could use the gents . It 's rather urgent .
Captain Peacock: Yes , well , I 'll uh have a word with Mr. Grainger . You must go through the right channels , you know .
Mrs. Slocombe: Yeah , well , do n't be too long .
Captain Peacock: Are you free , Mr. Grainger ?
Mr. Ernest Grainger: Err , yes , I 'm free , Captain Peacock .
Captain Peacock: Umm , a slightly delicate situation has arisen . It appears ...
Mrs. Slocombe: He 's asking Grainger .
Miss Shirley Brahms: Oh , fancy telling Grainger I wanted to go .
Mr. Ernest Grainger: Yes , I understand , Captain Peacock . Of course , I shall have to consult my colleagues . Mr. Humphries , Mr. Lucas , are you free ?
Mr Humphries, Mr. Dick Lucas: We 're free .
Mrs. Slocombe: Ooh , he 'll be sending for Doctor Kissinger in a minute .
Miss Shirley Brahms: It 's degrading . He 's telling them all now .
Mr. Dick Lucas: Why ca n't she use the one in the bargain basement ?
Mr Humphries: Yes , or the public _ one _ on the sports floor ?