Bill Engvall:  My son is _ twelve _ now , and is * really * getting into girls . A lot . But the thing about twelve year old boys is this : they do n't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet . He and I were walking down the street going home from the ballfield the other day , and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted .
Bill Engvall: And
Bill Engvall: I saw them , and I saw him see them . But she was too close for me to go " Dude , shut up " . She had n't walked two feet behind us , and he goes " God dang , did you see the SIZE of those things ? "
Bill Engvall: And
Bill Engvall: all I could say was " Yeah , I did ! "
Bill Engvall: We
Bill Engvall: had to have the big talk this year . I was on the road , my wife called me . She said " Well , you need to have a talk with YOUR son . " Which I find incredibly amusing , that when he 's in trouble , I have sole ownership .
Bill Engvall: I
Bill Engvall: said " what happened ? " She goes , " well , him and his friends were on the internet , and they pulled up one of those sex sites . " I was like , " oh , Lord . " All right , I said " baby , um , did you write down the name of the site ? "
Bill Engvall: "
Bill Engvall: Just for reference ? " She 's like " shut up . "