Tina:  Do I have a boyfriend in this scenario ?
Bob: Uh , we should probably just stick to the necessary facts .
Tina: Oh , okay .
Bob: Fine , all right , you have a secret boyfriend in this scenario , _ one _ that you ca n't ever talk about .
Tina: What 's his name ?
Bob: Um , Sebastian .
Tina: He plays lacrosse and he loves me .
Bob: Mm - hmm .
Tina: But he loves lacrosse more .
Bob: Uh , yeah .
Tina: How long is his hair ?
Bob: I- I - I do n't know , but it 's greasy .
Tina: Yes .