Charlotte York:  Big is in town ?
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah , he 's having a little heart thing done .
Miranda Hobbes: What , is he on the wait list to get _ one _ ?
Carrie Bradshaw: No , and you 're going to feel incredibly bad in a minute : he 's here because he 's having heart surgery .
Miranda Hobbes: Okay , I 'm officially a monster , please continue .