Ricky Bobby:  How was school today , boys ?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip 's war medals off the bridge .
Ricky Bobby: Sounds
Ricky Bobby: like a good day . How ' bout you , TR ?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina . I said Washington , D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo .
Ricky Bobby: Nice .
Texas Ranger: She said , " No , you 're wrong . " I said , " You got a lumpy butt . " She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee - pants all day . I 'm still sittin ' in my dirty pee - pants .
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was _ nineteen _ . There 's no shame in that .