Eddie:  Right . Now , Bubble , did all the models turn up ?
Bubble: Yeah , every single one .
Eddie: Good , good , thank God .
Bubble: Except one .
Eddie: Except _ one _ ? You 're not going to tell me it 's Yasmin Le Bon , darling ?
Bubble: No .
Eddie: Thank God !
Bubble: Oh , no , sorry , yes . Yasmin Le Bon is ill .
Eddie: Oh , my buggery bollocks . Why the bloody hell did n't you tell me earlier ?
Bubble: Well , her husband 's just phoned , and said " Simon Le Bon " , which I thought was really amusing .
Eddie: Amusing , darling ?
Bubble: Yeah . Very modern of him to have taken his wife 's name .
Eddie: Oh , Bubble , sweety ...
Bubble: I phoned around , and I think I may have found a replacement .
Eddie: Good . Who ? Who ?
Bubble: Betty Boo .
Eddie: Shit !