PFC Robert Leckie:  " P.S. , your mother would like to know if you want us to send you your dress blue uniform . " Must think we get a lot of fancy dress balls around here .
PFC Wilbur 'Runner' Conley: Hey , if we have _ one _ , can I be your date ?
PFC Robert Leckie: * You * are ugly . I want Hoosier .
PFC Bill 'Hoosier' Smith: Take a number .