Jim Walsh:  I do n't know how I managed to raise two kids who are so different .
Brandon Walsh: Maybe Brenda and I are not so different .
Jim Walsh: Believe me , you 're different . I look at you and ... I 'm so proud at what you accomplished . You 're bright , talented , and now you 're on the college task force on education , people will finally start to look up at you . You 're gon na be quite a force to be reckoned with , Brandon .
Brandon Walsh: Listen , Dad ... I appreciate the confidence you have in me and everything and I know this is probably the last thing you need on your plate right now , but ...
Jim Walsh: What 's wrong ?
Brandon Walsh: There 's a guy at school named Josh Richland . He 's a junior and he writes for the newspaper and ... uh ... he 's been doing a little digging about me . For the past several weeks he 's been following me around campus , to and from home ... more or less stalking me by trying to find any dirt to write about .
Jim Walsh: So ? What skeletons could he possibly find in your closet ?
Brandon Walsh: The female kind .
Jim Walsh: What 's wrong with that ? You 're _ 19 _ , you 're single .
Brandon Walsh: And she 's 26 , and married .
Jim Walsh: I see .
Brandon Walsh: Actually , if you want to get technical about it , she got divorced . But that 's not the worst about it .
Jim Walsh: Okay , go ahead and hit me . Nothing could shock me now .
Brandon Walsh: She 's on the faculty .
Jim Walsh: I 'm shocked .