Alfred Hitchcock - Host:  Good evening . Thank you for being so prompt . I detest being kept waiting . I thought you might be interested in this collection of gift selections . They range from conventional to rare . Here is the ever - popular revolver . It is an excellent means of establishing credit in a strange city . It is equally useful in the removal of unwanted or unsightly persons . Here is a jar of poison mushrooms for those smart alecks who know toadstools when they see them .
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: Here
Alfred Hitchcock - Host: we have a weapon that is primitive but effective . It is guaranteed to be 50% painless . You see it takes two men to operate it and the _ one _ at this end does n't feel a thing .