Jeff Foxworthy:  Dad is a money vomiting machine , here 's what Dad looks like on vacation . You want a soda , allright let 's get one . You want a T - shirt ? Allright , how about a giant lollypop ? Dad we want a picture with Quacky , you want a picture with Quacky ? Allright ... the first _ one _ did n't turn out good . I want an autograph book , we want to go to the vending machine !