Mad Hatter:  Now , I have _ one _ for you .
The March Hare: Ooh !
Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing table ?
The March Hare: Why is a raven ... ?
Mad Hatter: I 'm not talking to * you * ?
The March Hare: Why not ? Are n't I good enough ?
Mad Hatter: You 've heard it before .
The March Hare: But you were looking at * me * when you said , " Why is a raven like a writing ... "
Mad Hatter: I 'm asking Alice !