Officer:  Yeah , they called it in alright .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Why did n't you file a _ 61 _ ?
Officer: I did n't believe those two crazies . No victim ; no evidence of a crime .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: What , you moonlighting as a crime scene tech now ?
Officer: You would n't 've filed a report , either . The perp they described looked like the Unabomber . And I haven't heard anything on the news that he escaped .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Okay ; I need the names of the witnesses .
Officer: I did n't write 'em down .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Well , I 'm definitely gon na write yours down .
Officer: Look , their eyes were bloodshot ; they were stoned out of their gourds .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: That does n't mean they could n't help .
Officer: The way they were dressed , they were the ones who needed help .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: What do you mean ?
Officer: His face was painted ; she had black feathers all over her , like they came straight out of the nuthouse . Claimed they got off work at some restaurant .
Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Do ya remember the name of the joint ?
Officer: Uh , Joe 's ? Moe 's ? Poe 's ? Somethin' like that .