Todd:  More than 100 years ago , a man named Zachariah Webb built a machine that broke and went to the future where these tattooed wackos found it and used it to swap souls . They swapped Lydia with a corgi to use as leverage to stop Patrick Spring , who is actually also Zachariah Webb having jumped through time to get his machine back .
Estevez: I hate everything about this right now .
Todd: In _ 2002 _ , after the Men of the Machine killed his wife , Patrick Spring , who was a fake identity created to be the son of Edgar Spring , who is actually Zachariah Webb , jumped forward in time to last week , destroyed the Men of the Machine , and then went to the Perriman Grand to confront his future self , which led to the young Patrick Spring accidentally killing old Patrick Spring when a kitten went off and set off a shark explosion .