Private Baldrick:  I have a plan , sir .
Captain Blackadder: Really , Baldrick ? A cunning and subtle _ one _ ?
Private Baldrick: Yes , sir .
Captain Blackadder: As cunning as a fox who 's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University ?
Private Baldrick: Yes , sir .
Captain Blackadder: Well , I 'm afraid it 'll have to wait . Whatever it was , I 'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad . I mean , who would have noticed another madman round here ?
Captain Blackadder: Good luck , everyone .