Axl Heck:  Dudes , it 's , like , a totally lame assignment . I mean , we 're only juniors . What kind of big , life - changing event could we have even had ?
Sean Donahue: I know , it sucks . I 'm probably just going to write about the time I got trapped under the ice at Patoka Lake . That counts , right ?
Axl Heck: What ?
Darrin: Yeah , I ca n't decide between the time I helped deliver my baby sister at the carpet store or the time I was pronounced dead for two minutes when I was _ six _ . What do you guys like better ?