Admiral Al Calavicci:  Your name is Maxwell Stoddard , you 're 79 years old and you 're convinced that you 've been seeing U.F.O.s .
Dr. Sam Beckett: I did see _ one _ .
Admiral Al Calavicci: Uh , yeah . But see , that 's what happens to you , Sam . Ziggy says your memory is Swiss - cheesed with the real Mr. Stoddard , who , by the way right now , is in the waiting room , and he thinks he 's on his way to Venus .
Dr. Sam Beckett: Guy must be terrified .
Admiral Al Calavicci: Au contraire . He 's in heaven . He keeps fingering our clothes . He wants to know what we eat . You know what he says to me ? He says , he says , " Take me to your leader . " So I turned him over to Gushie . Told him he was the king of the planet Halitosis .