Michael Novotny:  Okay , just so you do n't freak out ... Your dildos are missing . And your porn . We had to move it all ... in case your Mom found it .
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: Well , I expect all _ thirty _ - three back . Cleaned .
Emmett Honeycutt: You should eat something , honey .
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt: I 'm not hungry .
Michael Novotny: We bought you a whole fucking chicken !
Brian Kinney: And you 're gon na eat it .
Emmett Honeycutt: Oh , my God . Look at this . Who keeps lube in their front kitchen cabinet ?