Hayley Smith:  I was in the pool when he did it . I was at Ground Zero .
Roger the Alien: Hayley , it 's not okay to use that term . I was actually at Ground Zero . I was the first one on the scene selling erotic T - shirts : " Osama Bin Sexy , " " Sexy Bin Laden " and " Yo Mama Bin Farting . " That last _ one _ was not erotic to everybody .