King:  I 'm too short for this shit , man . 39 and a wake - up , a pause for the cause and I 'm a gone motherfucker . Back to the world !
Crawford: Hey , I broke a hundred the other day , 92 left to go . April 17th , home to California , checkin ' out the babes on the beach ... the surfin 's gon na be good .
King: March , man , in Tennessee ... sniff the pines ... sniff that cross - mounted pussy down by the river , hot damn ! Hey Taylor , how many days you got left ? Three hundred and what ?
Chris Taylor: Thirty two . 332 days .
Crawford: Shit , I ca n't even remember when I was _ 332 _ , man . You got ta like , count backwards or something , you know like you got 40 days in ? Think positive , dude .