Danger Mouse:  A thousand salams , oh dweller of the desert sands .
Penfold: And a couple of slices of liver sausage from me , too .
Danger Mouse: Salam , Penfold , salam . Not salami .
Arab: Salutations , white waverer . May the camel of misfortune never give you the hump .
Danger Mouse: Hmm . And may the space between your toes never get clogged with sand .
Danger Mouse: Penfold ?
Penfold: Eh , yes chief ?
Danger Mouse: It 's customary to say something polite in greeting .
Penfold: Oh , ehm ... may your yashmack stay waterproof and your camel lumpy .
Danger Mouse: Oh , honestly , Penfold ...
Arab: Oh , you honor me , short goggled _ one _ . Would you like to rest , have a date maybe , hm ?
Penfold: Oh , eh , no thank you , I 'm just hopeless with girls .
Danger Mouse: Penfold , shush .
Penfold: Yes , but I am , I ca n't help it !