Sam Malone:  The whole contest has gone to hell . I mean , believe me , I really presented my case to the contest committee . Look , I made a graph , here , look at this .
Sam Malone: Now
Sam Malone: these are the bust measurements of all the winners since 1976 , and almost to a woman , they 're over a thirty - eight .
Woody Boyd: What 's this _ one _ that dips way down here ?
Sam Malone: Ah , that 's the year Diane won .