Father Greg Pilkington:  And how would you feel if someone robbed your car ?
Boy Car Thief: I haven't got _ one _ .
Father Greg Pilkington: Well , suppose you did .
Boy Car Thief: I 'd get a weed - on .
Father Greg Pilkington: Exactly . I 'd get a ... weed - on too .
Boy Car Thief: You haven't got a car .
Father Greg Pilkington: Well , what about Father Matthew ?
Boy Car Thief: No one would wanna rob his car , would they ?
Father Greg Pilkington: Because he 's a priest ?
Boy Car Thief: Because it 's crap !