Jack O'Neill:  Jaffa jokes ? Let 's hear one of them .
Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate _ one _ , O'Neill .
Teal'c: A
Teal'c: Serpent guard , a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet . It is a tense moment . The Serpent guard 's eyes glow . The Horus guard 's beak glistens . The Setesh guard 's nose drips .