Galavant:  Princess , can we stop the horses ? Yours looks so much softer .
Isabella: Oh ! What is wrong with you ? All you 've done since we left is complain . You 're supposed to be a bloody hero .
Galavant: And I 've got every intention of being _ one _ , Princess . I 'm gon na save Madalena . I 'm gon na get your kingdom back . There 's gon na be some pretty legendary heroing happening around here pretty damn soon . It 's gon na be dark soon . And this road is gon na be filled with bad guys who 'd like nothing more than to have their way with your tight brown body .
Isabella: How dare you ?
Galavant: I was talking to Sid .