Eric Matthews:  Hello .
Alan Matthews: You want to tell us anything ?
Eric Matthews: Uh ... not yet .
Eric Matthews: Now
Eric Matthews: I got something to tell you .
Amy Matthews: We found this in our bed . What was it you wanted to tell us ?
Eric Matthews: I just wanted to say , " Happy Birthday , Mom . " The other _ one _ 's on layaway . Nothing happened between me and Rebecca , if that 's what you 're thinking .
Amy Matthews: Why should we believe that nothing happened ?
Eric Matthews: Look at my face . Do I look happy ?
Alan Matthews: Nothing happened .