Jack Hunter:  You know , the whole reason I wanted Shawn to move in here was so I 'd get to know him . But he wo n't let me . I 'm shallow , he resents me . I try to be honest with him , he runs out ... Maybe this brother thing is n't gon na work , man .
Eric Matthews: Maybe you 're right . Why do n't you just walk away ? Then you wo n't be brothers anymore . Right ?
Jack Hunter: Yeah , I mean we do n't even know each other . What makes us brothers in the first place ?
Eric Matthews: Okay . When I was _ 12 _ , Cory and I went to a Phillys game . My father gave me just enough money for two hot dogs , so I bought two hot dogs . ' Course , I realized by the time I got back to Cory , I ate them both . He cried !
Jack Hunter: This is very sad .
Eric Matthews: That was the happy part . You want sad ? I went up and down the aisle , trying to collect money from people . A dime here , a quarter there . And I went and I bought Cory a hot dog . Man , he was so happy . He smiled , and then I smiled , because I felt good . You know , I mean I did the right thing , I was a good older brother . He started giggling ... he reached his little hand out for that hot dog , and ... took a foul ball right smack dab in the head , POW , knocked him unconcious . Cory does n't giggle anymore .
Jack Hunter: Next to Wendy 's unicorn monologue , that is the worst story I 've ever heard .
Eric Matthews: Yeah , you know , you 're right . That is a really bad story . So ... why do n't you tell me one about your brother ?