Red Queen:  What kind of tree is it ?
March Hare: It 's a weeping willow .
Red Queen: A weeping willow ! I do n't want to wake up in the morning and hear a willow weeping outside in my garden , that 's depressing !
White Rabbit: No , Your Majesty , the tree 's branches droop so that it appears to be weeping . The tree does n't really cry .
Mad Hatter: This _ one _ does ! And not only does it water itself , it also waters all your other plants !