Barney Stinson:  Hey , do n't knock long distance relationships . I really think they can work .
Ted Mosby: Really ? You ?
Barney Stinson: Absolutely . I 'm juggling _ four _ right now . There 's Lisa in Madrid , Erika in Tokeyo . There 's Lora in Denmark and Kelly on 34th Street . The lass thinks I 'm a humble sheep shearer from Kelharny