Mills Lane:  Okay , I 've explained the rules to you both , several times . I expect a tough , clean fight . Obey my command at all times . Any questions ?
Oprah Winfrey: I have one , Mr. Lane . Whose butt does Rosie kiss more ? Tom Cruise , or Barbra Streisand ?
Rosie O'Donnell: I 've got another one , which is more pathetic ? Oprah 's show , or her stupid weight obsession ?
Oprah Winfrey: How about this _ one _ , Mr. Lane . Who would you rather have sex with ? Rosie , or Free Willy ?
Mills Lane: Uh ... uh , let 's get it on !