Hedonism Bot:  Ah , Fry , congratulations . Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams .
Fry: Thank you , sir . That 's exactly what I was going for .
Hedonism Bot: You were the sole diversion in what has been a pale and unamusing season , and so I would fain commission you write an opera .
Fry: But I 've never written an opera .
Hedonism Bot: And I 've never heard _ one _ . Still , if you can keep me amused through the overture I shall consider it a smashing success .