Marge:  What on earth possessed you to get an earring ?
Bart: Milhouse has _ one _ .
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff ...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff ? I 'm there .
Homer: Get back here , boy . You 're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition .
Bart: Well , I 'm keeping this earring and you ca n't stop me .
Homer: Oh ... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced .
Lisa: Can I ?
Homer: No .