Caroline Channing:  Ok , there 's bulletproof glass ... with a bullet in it .
Max Black: Alright so the glass works ...
Caroline Channing: It says to sign in .
Max Black: Look , why do n't you just take some of our cupcake business savings and go to a good dentist 's office ? You know , _ one _ where you wo n't get a Staph infection just by looking at the floor .