Jeff Foxworthy:  Also , with t - shirts , guys , if you weigh more than four hundred pounds , it 's not okay to wear a t - shirt that says " No fat chicks . "
Jeff Foxworthy: You
Jeff Foxworthy: ought to be wearing _ one _ that says " I whipped anorexia 's ass . "
Jeff Foxworthy: And
Jeff Foxworthy: do * not * wear an " I 'm with stupid " t - shirt if you 're by yourself .
Jeff Foxworthy: And
Jeff Foxworthy: if you do , well , I 'd say that 's right .