Victor:  You see , when a man shaves his head he often finds nooks and crannies of which he was first unaware . Well imagine my surprise , doctor , when on shaving my head , I discovered another face . _ One _ which told me things . Strange things , horrible things .
Dr. Lovett: When did you shave your head ?
Victor: Yesterday .
Dr. Lovett: It 's grown back pretty quick , hasn't it ?
Victor: Well , I 'm from swarthy stalk .
Dr. Lovett: What did your head tell you ?
Victor: It told me of the pack of dogs that live in my eyes .
Dr. Lovett: Dogs ? We do n't allow dogs on the grounds . I hope they 're well - trained .
Victor: No , no . They do their dirty feces everywhere .
Dr. Lovett: Ca n't you put newspaper down ?
Victor: Well , I 've trained them to come out and do it in my ears .
Dr. Lovett: They must be very tiny dogs to fit in your eyes .
Victor: They are Irish wolfhounds . I am in a great deal of pain .