P.J. Franklin:  We got ta find you a best man .
Bobby Newman: It 's fine . We 'll just do the ceremony without .
P.J. Franklin: You ca n't do that . It 's your big day . You need the support . I mean , look at all the best men available to you .
Bobby Newman: How would I choose ?
Kenny Morittori: Ooo , foot race !
Brendan Dorff: State capitals !
Mike Callahan: Who can drink the most milk !
P.J. Franklin: Or ... you can have all _ three _ .
Bobby Newman: I am curious to see this milk - drinking contest .