George Michael Bluth:  Uncle Gob ? Uncle Gob ?
Gob: Give me a dollar , no ! the _ twenty _ . This is gon na blow your mind . Some say wealth is an illusion , well let 's just see . For one moment it 's here and the next ... Monopoly . You do n't have it do you ?
George Michael Bluth: I think I might .
Gob: That s good cause alot of the pieces are missing . Ah , to play monopoly with my family again . I 'd give anything to be eight .
George Michael Bluth: I 'm thirteen .
Gob: Nah , I was n't crazy about thirteen . The acne , the self - consciousness , the erections . You okay ?
George Michael Bluth: Yeah , I 'm good
Gob: Hey ! there 's the man I came to see .
George Michael Bluth: Uh , Uncle Gob where 's the twenty ?
Gob: Hey ! a magician never reveals his secrets , that 's what I started the whole alliance about .
George Michael Bluth: I do n't need the secret I just need the ...
Gob: What you need to know ... Is that it 's magic .
George Michael Bluth: Wow ... It 's so much like stealing .