Blair Waldorf:  Well you finally did it , made absolutely sure I 'm never gon na get into Yale .
Serena van der Woodsen: What are you talking about ?
Blair Waldorf: Little Emma ? Turns out she 's less little Holly Hobby and more Jenna Jameson !
Serena van der Woodsen: Can you speak plainly ?
Blair Waldorf: She 's determined to become a woman on my watch and if I do n't help pimmp her she 's gon na charcter assassinate me to the Dean .
Serena van der Woodsen: I do n't understand I thought she liked ice cream and magic .
Blair Waldorf: Next time leave the scheming to the experts . What are those ?
Serena van der Woodsen: Pictures from Camp Suisse . Aaron dressed up as Cecil the caterpillar . I bumped into him outside the Palace .
Blair Waldorf: The guy gave you a ring pop when you were _ six _ , move on .
Serena van der Woodsen: It was licorice and I was eight .
Blair Waldorf: Ancient unimportant history , focus Serena you got me into this and I 'm not losing Yale because that little twarts libido !