Lt. Abbie Mills:  When I call , I need you to pick up .
Ichabod Crane: I believe I 'd have an easier time navigating my device if it were not such an ... how shall I say this ? Antiquated piece of rubbish .
Lt. Abbie Mills: What was wrong with your phone ?
Ichabod Crane: Well , it 's obsolete . And I 'm not blaming you , Leftenant . It 's these telecommunication companies , overwhelming the populace with their ostentatious advertisements . They 're coercing the consumer into purchasing countless ' system updates . ' It 's an abuse of capitalism and certainly not the vision behind our laissez - faire market .
Lt. Abbie Mills: Hmmm . And yet ... you want a new one ?
Ichabod Crane: You 've got _ one _ .