Russ Montgomery:  What special honor brings you to my office ?
Penelope Garcia: Where 's my octopus coffee mug ?
Russ Montgomery: Excuse me ?
Penelope Garcia: Uh - uh , do n't ! Beth , from carpool , told me she saw you take it from the kitchen
Russ Montgomery: Have you asked yourself why you 're listening to someone whose glasses are thicker than old coke bottles ?
Penelope Garcia: Beth 's stigmatism has no bearing on her veracity
Russ Montgomery: I think Beth is just a little bitter that someone did n't give her a call back after the first date .
Penelope Garcia: What ?
Russ Montgomery: She had an indefensible position on Moore 's Law
Penelope Garcia: Semiconductor density is a super sexy topic ! With transistors approaching single atom width , Moore 's law is only relevant for ...
Russ Montgomery: She thought it was invented by Roger Moore and enforced by the _ 7 _
Penelope Garcia: Oh , but it does n't preclude her having seen you taking my octopus cup fof drinking
Russ Montgomery: Except the fact that I do n't drink coffee
Penelope Garcia: Oh , good point . Hug it out ?
Russ Montgomery: Not necessary . Okay
Penelope Garcia: LAN - party , Wednesday , my crib
Russ Montgomery: Of course , I 'll bring the bean dip
Russ Montgomery: BYOC
Russ Montgomery: I do n't drink coffee and do enjoy a nice cup of tea