Guy Burgess:  I got beaten up by a keen theatergoer , Angleton .
James Jesus Angleton: Why ?
Guy Burgess: In England , when _ one _ is having a piss at the urinal , and eight urinals on either side of one are unoccupied , and a man comes in and does n't choose to piss seven urinals away or even three urinals away but stands right bloody next to you , then it means something . And when , apropos of bugger - all , he starts up a bit of a chat about new writing in the theater , it means " Bugger me , " frankly . But not here , it would seem . Apparently , in this appallingly friendly country , it means nothing of the kind . It means what it is : passing pleasantries in a public lavatory in the middle of the night .