Cliff Waters:  Hey , Lou , you want a beer ?
Lou Waters: Aaah , I better not , Cliffie . I got a date with a nun in an hour .
Donald Maltby: Well , that should make her a candidate for sainthood .
Lou Waters: I 'm speakin ' of Little Louella 's principal , Sister Arabella .
Joe Waters: Arabella ? Not Arabella the Terrible ...
Lou Waters: The _ one _ and homely .
Joe Waters: I had her for woodshop . I was late one time , she had me make a ruler ... then she whacked me with it .