Rose Lee:  Hello , I 'm Rose Holloway , the landlady here , and this is Miss Sandra Clark .
Muffin Tee Matthews: Nice to meet you ! Muffin Tee Matthews
Sandra: Muffin ?
Muffin Tee Matthews: Oh , that 's not my real name . I just use it for the beauty pageants .
Sandra: Beauty pageants ?
Muffin Tee Matthews: And may I say that living with you would be so fufilling and rewarding !
Sandra: What are you , Miss Congeniality ?
Muffin Tee Matthews: No . I 'm Miss Tuscaloosa . And next year , we 're going after Miss America . My manager says I 'm a perfect 10 !
Sandra: Oh , what a shame !
Muffin Tee Matthews: Why ?
Sandra: Rose has it in her lease : Two perfect _ 10 _ 's ca n't share the same apartment . Oh , I 'm so sorry ! Oh , thank you ! See you on the runway ... Miss Tuscaloosa !