Wendy the Android:  What would you like to do now ? I 'm programmed with various recreational subroutines . Do you like fun ?
One: I guess .
Wendy the Android: What kind of fun would you like to have ? We could dance . Play a game .
One: Umm , no thank you . I was actually about to lie down .
Wendy the Android: Excellent . Would you like me to join ? I 'm adept at a wide variety of contemporary erotic techniques : quasaring , the infinite moebius , dunking the cosmic donut ...
One: That 's - I really should n't . Umm , wait , what was that last _ one _ ?