Danger Mouse:  Eh , do you know you 've got your left ski on your right foot ?
Penfold: I did n't know there was a left and a right .
Danger Mouse: And you 've got somebody else 's ski on your left foot .
Penfold: Oh , ' eck .
Danger Mouse: Probably that chap over there , the _ one _ on the stretcher .
Penfold: Ooh , crumbs !