Richie:  Ooh , condoms !
Eddie: Well , we can take last year 's , ca n't we ?
Richie: But have we got any left ?
Eddie: Yeah . All of 'em !
Richie: Thank God for that ! I hate going to the chemist 's ! Keep thinking my Mum will find out . I mean , buying johnnies is just a constant embarrassment !
Eddie: What do you mean , you 've only done it once ! That was back in 1977 !
Richie: Hey , hey , it 's a bloody convincing performance , though ! That shop assistant could 've sworn I was French !
Eddie: Yeah , maybe that 's why you came out with 50 tubes of pile cream as well !
Richie: Yes , well , maybe my mime was a little indistinctive , yes , but you know , I mean , it was worth the daytrip to Birmingham just to find a chemist who did n't know us , you know ! I mean , it might have been a long way round just to buy a threepack of johnnies we never use , but I 'll tell you what : there 's been no piles in this house since _ 1977 _ !