Narrator:  Meanwhile , at the Church And State Fair , Maeby was signing up for the inner beauty pagaent .
George-Michael Bluth: So why are you doing this , Maeby ?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: It 's Shirley . I 'm just here to show that all these pagaents care about is looks .
George-Michael Bluth: What 's with your nose ?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: Is n't it cool ? It 's the same _ one _ Nicole Kidman wore in " The Hours " .
Narrator: It had been purchased for her by Jamie Kennedy who was hoping to land a part in Maeby 's film .
Jamie Kennedy: Ten thousand dollars !
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: You 're such a dear , but I 'm not putting you in my remake .