Caroline Channing:  If we threw a big enough party , charge hipster 's for horse rides , we can pay off your student loan .
Max Black: You would whore out Chestnut like that ; do n't you have to get him hooked on heroin first ?
Caroline Channing: I got this ; I am a brilliant event planner . My sweet _ 16 _ was off the chain . Penthouse parties , finger black theme , Alanis Morissette singed songs from " Jagged Little Pill "
Max Black: On my 16th birthday , my Mom took too many jagged little pills , and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped .
Caroline Channing: Was your childhood based on the novel " Pushed , by Sapphire " ?
Max Black: I Wish !