Wally:  Hello , and welcome to Wallyphone . If you are Maya and have a great excuse for blowing me off , press _ one _ . If you do n't have an excuse , press two .
Maya: Wally , I 'm sorry .
Wally: For a selection of excuses available in your area , press three .
Maya: Please forgive me .
Wally: You have selected begging for mercy .