Louis Prima:  With all the great players playing ball right now , how well do you think you would do against today 's pitchers ?
Ty Cobb: Well , I figure against today 's pitchers I 'd only probably hit about _ .290 _
Louis Prima: .290 ? Well that 's amazing , because you batted over .400 a ... a whole bunch of times . Now tell us all , we 'd all like to know , why do you think you 'd only hit .290 ?
Ty Cobb: Well , I 'm 72 fucking years old you ignorant son of a bitch .