Vanessa Carlysle:  Hey , hands off the merchandise .
Wade Wilson: Merchandise ? Huh ... so you uh , bump fuzzies for money ?
Vanessa Carlysle: Yep .
Wade Wilson: Rough childhood ?
Vanessa Carlysle: Rougher than yours . Daddy left before I was born .
Wade Wilson: Daddy left before I was conceived .
Vanessa Carlysle: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin ?
Wade Wilson: Where else do you put _ one _ out ?
Vanessa Carlysle: I was molested !
Wade Wilson: Me too . Uncle .
Vanessa Carlysle: Uncles . They took turns .
Wade Wilson: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet , which also happened to be my ...
Vanessa Carlysle: Your bedroom . Lucky . I slept in a dishwasher box .
Wade Wilson: You had a dishwasher . I did n't even known sleep . It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags , brownie mix and clown porn .
Vanessa Carlysle: Who would do such a thing ?
Wade Wilson: Hopefully you . Later tonight ? Hey , what can I get for $ 275 and uh ... a Yogurtlands reward card ?
Vanessa Carlysle: Baby , about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want . And a low - fat dessert .