Carla Tortelli:  Let me fill in on something , Annie . There are three things you can say about Tortelli men . One , they draw women like flies . Two , they treat women like flies . _ Three _ , their brains are in their flies .
Annie Tortelli: And one more thing : they throw away the best women .
Carla Tortelli: You know , for a loser , you 're not bad .
Annie Tortelli: Ditto , Mrs. T.