Zach Galifianakis - Host:  I 'm just saying no one can be invisible
Barack Obama: I understand that , if they get that health insurance , it can make a difference and they 've got until March 31st to sign up
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I do n't have a computer so how would someone like me sign up ?
Barack Obama: Well , you can call one _ eight hundred _ , three one eight , two five , nine six
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I do n't have a phone , I 'm off the grid , I do n't want you people looking at my texts , do you know what I mean ?
Barack Obama: First of all , nobody 's interested in your texts , but second of all you can do it in person and the law means insurers ca n't discriminate you if you have a preexisting condition
Zach Galifianakis - Host: yeah but what about this though ?
Barack Obama: That 's disgusting , how long have you had it ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Just four months
Barack Obama: Really ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Spider bites , I got attacked by spiders
Barack Obama: You need to get that checked right away , you need to get on healthcare.gov because that 's one of the most disgusting things I 've ever seen
Zach Galifianakis - Host: Is your plug finally over ?
Barack Obama: I suppose so
Zach Galifianakis - Host: So which country will you be rooting for in the winter Olympics ?
Barack Obama: Seriously ? I 'm the President of the United States , who do you think ?
Zach Galifianakis - Host: I 'm going to thank President Obama for being on the show