Randal Graves:  So , your argument is that title dictates behavior ?
Dante Hicks: What ?
Randal Graves: The reason you wo n't let me use your car is because I have a title and a job description , and I 'm supposed to follow it , right ?
Dante Hicks: Exactly .
Tabloid Reading Customer: I saw _ one _ , one time , that said , " The next week , the world is ending . " And in the next week 's paper , they said , " We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala - fish mutant bird . " Crazy shit .
Randal Graves: So , I 'm no more responsible for my decisions here than , say , a Death Squad soldier in Bosnia ?
Dante Hicks: Oh , now , that 's stretching it . You 're not being asked to slay children or anything .
Randal Graves: Yeah , not yet .
Tabloid Reading Customer: And I remember this one time- I 'm going to break your fucking head ! You fucking jerk - off !
Dante Hicks: Sir ! Sir , I 'm sorry ! He meant to hit me .
Tabloid Reading Customer: Yeah , well , he missed !
Dante Hicks: Yeah , I know . Here , let me refund your money , and we 'll call it even , alright ?
Tabloid Reading Customer: I 'll never come in here again . And if I see you again , I 'm gonnna break your fucking head open !
Dante Hicks: What
Dante Hicks: the fuck'd you do that for ?
Randal Graves: Two reasons . One , I hate it when people ca n't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines .
Dante Hicks: Oh , Jesus !
Randal Graves: And two , to prove a point . Title does not dictate behavior .
Dante Hicks: What ?
Randal Graves: If title dictated my behavior , as a clerk serving the public , I would n't be allowed to spit water at that guy . But I did . So , my point is that people dictate their own behavior . Even though I work in a video store , I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice . Agreed ?
Dante Hicks: You are a danger to both the dead and the living .
Randal Graves: I like to think I 'm a master of my own destiny .
Dante Hicks: Please , get the hell outta here .
Randal Graves: You know I 'm your hero .