Bender:  How does _ one _ become a janitor ?
Carl: You wanna be a janitor ?
Bender: No , I just want to know how one becomes a janitor . Because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts .
Carl: Oh really ? You guys think I 'm just some untouchable peasant ? Serf ? Peon ? Well , maybe so . But following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last 8 years , I 've learned a couple of things . I look through your letters . I look through your lockers . I listen to your conversations , you do n't know that but I do . I am the eyes and ears of this institution , my friends .
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Carl: the way , that clock 's 20 minutes fast .