Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:  No , I 'm pretty sure it 's 1263 . Pretty sure I 've read all the files recently .
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Actually , you haven't read _ 30185 _ .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: 30185 . What 's that ?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: We ca n't tell you .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: What do you mean , you ca n't tell me ? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind . What is 30185 ?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We were sworn to secrecy .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Why even mention it to me if you 're not gon na tell me what it is ?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Sorry .
Vala Mal Doran: Can you tell me ?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh yeah , we can tell you .
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Well , it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969 .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well that ca n't have anything to do with me . I was n't born until a year later !
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Actually , it was * nine months * before he was born .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: What ?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You hafta remember , it was the sixties .
Dr. Daniel Jackson: C'mon . You have to have known that Jack 's always taken an interest in your life .
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Jack . O'Neill ?
Teal'c: Indeed .
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you thought you were n't going to get in ? How about when you were chosen for SG-1 ?
Vala Mal Doran: Wait , are you saying that Jack O'Neill is ...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: -my daddy ?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: It 's all stating to make sense now , is n't it ?
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh , I 'm being punk'd , are n't I ?