Twilight Sparkle:  Welcome , Pinkies , welcome . Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable . Okay , I suppose you ca n't be comfortable staying in one place , but have a seat anyway . Sit down ! Better . Now , I suppose you 're all wondering why I 've gathered you all here today .
Pinkie Pie duplicate: For fun ?
Twilight Sparkle: No , just the opposite actually .
Rainbow Dash: Wait up , I got _ one _ more ! Found this one poking at the ground with her hoof , drawing frowny faces .
Twilight Sparkle: Have her come sit with the others .
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkies , you 've been brought here to take a test .
Pinkie Pie duplicates: Awww !
Twilight Sparkle: Do n't worry , it 's a simple test , about as simple as they come , and whoever passes gets to stay .
Twilight Sparkle: Curtain , please . The test ... will be watching paint dry !
Twilight Sparkle: On your mark , get set , go !
Spike: Ooh , this is so exciting ! Okay , maybe not that exciting .