Sydney Bristow:  What is that ?
Will Tippin: What ?
Sydney Bristow: Is that a hickey ?
Will Tippin: No . What ? Oh my God , I have to go to a meeting .
Sydney Bristow: Wait , you know , I actually have cover - up .
Will Tippin: Do you have enough ?
Sydney Bristow: Yeah , I 've got enough .
Will Tippin: It 's very embarrassing .
Sydney Bristow: The fact that I saw or just because it 's there at all ?
Will Tippin: No , look at me . I look like I am 15 years old .
Sydney Bristow: That 's about the age of your intern .
Will Tippin: When I said _ 15 _ , I knew you would say ...
Sydney Bristow: Did Clinton administration teach you nothing ?
Will Tippin: I am not married , I ...
Sydney Bristow: Do n't start defending your thing with Jenny . She 's not in your league and you know it .
Will Tippin: Who 's in my league ? What league ? Show me a league and I 'll buy a ticket , I 'll go to the meetings and I will try and find those people . Where are they ?