Cat:  Hiya kids ! Do you know what time it is ? It 's time to read some fan mail ! Winslow , pass up those letters , my good man .
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Nothing today , Chief .
Cat: Are you sure ?
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Trust me . You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch . Forget about it .
Dog: I have _ one _ ! " Dear Us , Where did we come from ? Signed , you and me . "
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Pathetic .
Cat: Good question , Dog . As some may not realize , Dog and I are descendants of royalty .
Dog: Right , royalty ! Um ... I do n't get it .
Cat: Just work with me here , okay ?
Dog: Oh ! Royalty ! We were the King and Queen of England ! We wore crowns of sausages , dental floss , and bowling balls !
Cat: Yeah , well that was the rumor , but we did grow up in a beautiful country .
Dog: Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps !
Cat: Florida Alps ?
Dog: Then we learned to fly ... out into outer space ... and back down into the ocean ! There , we found deep - sea leprechauns ... and a void so dark , we got lost in a crazy negative demension !
Cat: OKAY ! OKAY ! OKAY ! THAT IS ENOUGH !
Dog: You said , " work with me . " I 'm working with you .
Winslow T. Oddfellow: And you two wonder why you never get fan mail ? Sheesh Louis !
Cat: Deep - sea leprechauns ?