Valerie Malone:  Do n't you love hotels ? Of all the kinky things that go on in this place , it 's inspiring .
Dylan McKay: Well , something tells me that 's not what was inspiring Cindy when he called me in a panic , this morning .
Valerie Malone: You know , I knew those _ two _ were n't cool about this as they pretended to be .
Dylan McKay: They worry .
Valerie Malone: Well , you do n't have to tell me that . Look , they 're nice people , but you do n't know how hard it was for me living there . I did the best I could . Trying to act all good and moral made me schizo . I just had to get out of that place . I 'm just not a good or moral person . I never was , and never will be .
Dylan McKay: Most people get an apartment .
Valerie Malone: Most people would live like this if they could .
Dylan McKay: Yeah , you 're probably right . But I got ta tell you though , speaking from experience , living in hotels can get pretty lonely .
Valerie Malone: Well , lucky me . I 've already got my first visitor .
Dylan McKay: Okay , you 'll see . Pretty soon , you 'll start thinking the concierge is your best friend .