Andy Bernard:  Saw your dork - mobile in the parking lot . What does it get , like , four miles to the gallon ?
Dwight Schrute: Uh , try double that . Classic Trans Am , vintage American muscle . Please .
Andy Bernard: Yeah , my Xterra is pretty sweet . Luxurious yet rugged . Leave it to the Japanese .
Dwight Schrute: Xterra 's not even a real word .
Andy Bernard: Actually , it is . It 's Latin for " earth . "
Dwight Schrute: Oh , so you drive an X - earth ? Yeah , that makes sense . I 'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X - earth .
Andy Bernard: Yeah , I bet you would . Oh , by the way , 1985 called . It wants its car back .
Dwight Schrute: Well , I hope 1985 has a time machine , 'cause I drive an ' _ 87 _ .
Andy Bernard: Oh , speaking of time machines ? I just got back from the future , and I went to your funeral , and guess what ? Nobody came .
Dwight Schrute: Speaking of funerals , why do n't you go ahead and go die ?
Andy Bernard: That was a really well - constructed sentence . You should be an English professor at Cor - Not University .
Dwight Schrute: Idiot !
Andy Bernard: If I were an idiot , I 'd be driving a Trans Am .
Dwight Schrute: If you were driving a Trans Am , you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world .
Andy Bernard: Idiot !
Dwight Schrute: You 're the idiot .
Andy Bernard: Nice comeback .
Dwight Schrute: I was making fun of your comeback . That 's why it worked .