Becca:  What I do n't know is , are you a cool Asian or a school Asian ? What are your PSAT scores ?
Ming Huang: _ 120 _ .
Becca: Low . You 're not a school Asian . Have you ever spring - breaked in Cabo , dealt Adderall , or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band ?
Becca: Not
Becca: a cool Asian either .
Ming Huang: So what am I ?
Becca: You 're white .