TV Reporter #2:  Are you Captain Nemesis 's NEW sidekick ?
Ben Tennyson: I took out ten of these things and he only beat _ one _ . Maybe he should be MY sidekick .
Will Harangue: Captain Nemesis , Will Harange from The Will Harangue Nation . " Ben Tennyson just said you were over the hill and unable to do your job .
Ben Tennyson: I did n't say ... !
Will Harangue: What do you think of this super - powered juvenile delinquent and his lack of respect for American icons like yourself ?
Captain Nemesis: He 's not a delinquent , Will . He 's just misguided . It 's the responsibility of all of us to guide our youth into making better decisions . For instance ...
Captain Nemesis: ... since you feel so competitive with me , how about we channel that where it can do some good ?
Ben Tennyson: I do n't understand .
Captain Nemesis: I propose a friendly competition , a contest of heroes . All proceeds to charity , of course .
Ben Tennyson: I 'm sorry . What ?