Dr. Dick Solomon:  So , how was school today ?
Tommy Solomon: The best ever . I had my very first make - out session .
Dr. Dick Solomon: Good for you .
Tommy Solomon: It was with Dina , my lab partner .
Sally Solomon: Dina , the _ one _ with the-- ?
Tommy Solomon: Oh , yeah .
Dr. Dick Solomon: Tell us everything , I want details .
Tommy Solomon: At first , I was conflicted . We come from very different backgrounds . I 'm and alien and she 's a Presbyterian . I have a highly developed mind and she 's got that ... big , pouty mouth . I tell you , Dick , it was a tough decision .
Sally Solomon: What tipped the scales ?
Tommy Solomon: She let me .
Dr. Dick Solomon: What happened next ?
Tommy Solomon: Well , I do n't know what came over me , but ... they were so big and round and beautiful ... I just had to touch them .
Dr. Dick Solomon: And then what ?
Tommy Solomon: She screamed " Ow , my eyes ! " and that just basically killed the mood .