Stanley Smith:  Son , if you ever get captured by any terrorists in the neighborhood and end up on al - Jazeera , just blink you location in Morse code . I 'll have a bomb dropped on your location immediately .
Steve Smith: But , Dad , then I 'd get killed too .
Stanley Smith: Ah , come on son , there are plenty of kids to play with in heaven . Your cousin Billy . That little girl from Poltergeist . She must be about _ 16 _ by now , you could totally tap that .