Louis Stevens:  Please take your seats . First of all , I just wanna thank you guys for coming on such short notice . I really appreciate it .
Tawny Dean: What 's going on ? I mean , you paged me , like , ten times .
Louis Stevens: As you may have heard , yesterday Mr Twitty and I experienced what _ one _ would call a major dissing , courtesy of seventh grader : Mr Tom Gribalski .
Alan Twitty: I feel violated .
Louis Stevens: Friends just do n't treat friends like that . We need to show this Mr Gribalski that revenge is swift ! And oh , so sweet .
Alan Twitty: Sweet , Mr Stevens , very sweet . Why are we using last names ?
Louis Stevens: I do n't know .