Grady Fuson:  Artie , who do you like ?
Art Howe: I like Perez . He 's got a classy swing , its a real clean stroke .
Scout Barry: He ca n't hit a curve ball .
Art Howe: Yea , there 's some work to be done , I 'll admit that .
Scout Barry: Yea there is .
Art Howe: But he is noticeable .
Matt Keough: And an ugly girlfriend .
Scout Barry: What does that mean ?
Matt Keough: Ugly girlfriend means no confidence .
Scout Barry: OK .
John Poloni: Now
John Poloni: you guys are full of it . Artie 's right . This guy 's got an attitude and an attitude is good . I mean it 's the kind of guy who walks into a room and his dick has already been there for two minutes .
Phil Pote: He passes the eye candy test . He 's got the looks . He 's great at playing the part . He just needs to get some playing time .
Matt Keough: I 'm just saying his girlfriend is a _ 6 _ at best .