Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko:  Hey , Paparelli , how are those tickets going for the Meet Stormin ' Norman barbeque ?
Paparelli: It 's a sellout , Sarge .
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Did you find a lookalike ?
Paparelli: We found _ one _ .
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Ahh . No wonder they call me a Master Sergeant .