Wild Bill Hickok:  Louise , this is Calamity Jane or Miss Canary in polite society .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well , I never get in it , so just call me Calamity . Howdy .
Louise Mason: How do you do .
Wild Bill Hickok: An ' this is Gabby Witacker .
'Gabby' Whitaker: I 'm her uncle .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Do n't a have the derndest luck ?
'Gabby' Whitaker: Meanin ' Me ?
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: No , that pony 's gone lame . We 've got ta go see about it .
'Gabby' Whitaker: We ai n't got no lame pony .
Miss Calamity Jane Canary: Well then come on out and help me trip _ one _ .