Eddie:  Yes ? Bonjour . Oui . Just put me ... Four bloody languages and they ca n't specialize in one . Just put me through to Zermatt ! Zermatt !
Saffie: Who are you calling ?
Eddie: My Doctor Philip , darling . He 's skiing in Switzerland . Hello ? Hello , Philip ? Yes , it 's Edina ... You know that foot of mine , darling ? Yeah , I just bashed it on the door - frame . It 's very painful . Huh ? Huh ? ... Oh , God ! He just hit the grand slalom . I ca n't hear him from wind noise .
Patsy: Eddie ?
Eddie: Oh , Pats , darling , how did it go ?
Patsy: Do these work ?
Eddie: For how old , sweetie ?
Patsy: Thirty five .
Eddie: You might need a few more for _ thirty five _ , I think , darling .
Patsy: How much more ?
Saffie: A bungee jump with the elastic tied to the back of your head should get that back into shape .
Eddie: Yes , yes , yes , yes . Yes , yes , oh ! Operation ? Darling . Hospital , yes . Alright , alright , thank you . Did you catch that , darling ? I 've got to go to hospital .
Patsy: Hospital , Eddie ? I 'll come with you .
Eddie: Alright , I 'm going to have to pack and order the ambulance and everything .
Saffie: Why do n't you take your car ?
Eddie: Because , sweetie , I do not pay huge insurance premiums , so I can just drive myself to hospital , alright ? And not stay overnight , okay ? Come on , Pats . Which one shall we go to ? Cromwell ? Heritage ?
Patsy: Champneys .
Eddie: They 've got a pool , do n't they ?