Off. Doug Penhall:  I hope you do n't have one already ... Tada !
Off. Tom Hanson #2: It 's very nice ... What is it ?
Off. Doug Penhall: It 's a pillow .
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Where 's the rest of it ?
Off. Doug Penhall: No , it 's supposed to be like that ... It 's for guys who have ...
Off. Tom Hanson #2: What ?
Off. Doug Penhall: Hemroids .
Off. Tom Hanson #2: You hope I do n't already have _ one _ ? Make this go away
Off. Doug Penhall: Okay ... I 'll put it over here , in case you change your mind . It 's right here alright ?