Daria:  Now , over here is the lunch room . As middle school veterans , you already know that this is the center for spit balls , laughing milk up through your nose and food poisoning of every variety .
Jane: Who here wants to slip me a _ 20 _ to point out the popular tables so you can start fighting for a seat now ?
Daria: Okay . Let 's move on to hell and purgatory , also known as the gym and locker rooms .
Jane: Where , for 20 bucks , I 'll show you which showers haven't been peed in ... to my knowledge .
Daria: My friend is just kidding you , of course ; they 've all been peed in .