Valerie Malone:  Hi .
Brandon Walsh: You look awful . Who 's the lucky guy ?
Valerie Malone: Does it always have to be a guy ?
Brandon Walsh: Well , let 's see . You come in at _ seven _ in the morning looking like you 've been up all night ... looks like a guy to me .
Valerie Malone: It 's Kenny , Brandon .
Brandon Walsh: Yeah , I already figured that . Did he leave his wife ?
Valerie Malone: Not yet . But he 's going to .
Brandon Walsh: And how long has he been telling you that ?
Valerie Malone: These things take time .
Brandon Walsh: Haven't you ever watched a daytime soap opera , Val ? He 's never gon na leave his wife .
Valerie Malone: And what makes you the big expert ?
Brandon Walsh: I had an experence in this arena , all right ?
Valerie Malone: You with a married woman ? When was this ?
Brandon Walsh: Three years ago during by freshman year at C.U.
Valerie Malone: Who was she ?
Brandon Walsh: She was trouble , just like Kenny . I do n't want to talk about it . Do yourself a favor . Go to David 's party and meet some nice young guy who , preferably , is not married . End this thing with Kenny before you get into anymore trouble .
Valerie Malone: Thank you for your advice , Doctor Walsh . I 'll take your two aspirn and call you if I need you .