Jessica Alba:  My agent is n't here .
Ari Gold: I know she 's not here because I slashed her tires . She 's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland . She 's not going to make it because you want a statue , you deserve a statue - you do , you deserve it . Because your natural energy ; the way you are hasn't been seen yet . Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are , your self - empowered , interesting woman , and you need to take it . And not an MTV Award , but like a real _ one _ .