The Man from Alpha Centauri:  Look lady , if you do not sit and listen to me , I will shoot the teddy bear .
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: No , please , anything but do n't kill the teddy bear !
The Man from Alpha Centauri: The scar tissue is right here on my butt , let me show you ...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: No , I believe you , it 's no need to ...
The Man from Alpha Centauri: You see , I want you to remove one of my billybillybinkas ...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: What is that ?
The Man from Alpha Centauri: One of my fushtas , I got two , you see ...
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: You mean , penises ?
The Man from Alpha Centauri: I 'll have it delivered at your door today ... in solid gold ... So , what do you say ?
The Woman from Alpha Centauri: I say ... You do not need any surgery ... I come from the same planet ... I got _ two _ too ...