Dilbert:  The shower 's calibrated to respond to my voice only .
Dogbert: Boy , you think of everything .
Dilbert: I 'm cautious .
Dogbert: That 's why you had training wheels until you were seventeen
Dilbert: I was fourteen . AAAAAAGH ! 99 ! 99 ! 99 ! Do n't do that !
Dogbert: Where did you get the voice for that thing , it sounds like the computer from that stupid movie , what was it , " Something , something , a Space Odyssey ? "
Dilbert: It was n't called " Something Something : A Space Odyssey , " it was called " _ 2001 _ : A Space AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ! "
Dogbert: On the plus side , you look very clean .