IRS Agent Bower:  Superman , Agent Bower , I.R.S. We 've been trying to contact you . We need your social security number .
Superman: I do n't have _ one _ .
IRS Agent Bower: Everyone has a social security number .
Superman: Well , I do n't .
IRS Agent Bower: I guess that explains why we ca n't locate any of your tax returns . It does n't appear you 've actually ever filed . That ca n't be , can it ? Superman a tax dodger ? Should we be looking under " S " for Super or " M " for Man ?