Ellen Morgan:  Well , I 'd better get home . I do n't want to butt in . I 'm sure you two want to be alone .
Laurie Manning: What ? Oh no , Ellen . Maura and I are not a couple .
Maura: Oh no ... no , no , no . I know it 's not trendy , but I still like men . Except for the _ one _ I married who never leaves the house .