Nostalgia Critic:  So they come across a chocolate vampire who 's a mascot for chocolate cereal . Clearly this is supposed to be Cap'n Crunch .
Count Chocool: I am the undead . Alright ? The undead , y'know- you 're not dead , but you 're not exactly living either . It 's sorta like being in summer school . Ha ha ha ha . Aw , come on , that 's funny . Now that 's funny . Let 's not lose our senses of humor .
Nostalgia Critic: You have to have _ one _ before you can lose it .