Blair Waldorf:  Chuck you are not answering my calls to torture me I 'm sure but please for the love of God do not tell anybody about us okay , please , please .
Serena van der Woodsen: Hey you told me to come right away is everything alright ?
Blair Waldorf: Yeah .
Serena van der Woodsen: Why are n't you with your dad ?
Blair Waldorf: I need your login for your agency site from your modeling days .
Serena van der Woodsen: My modeling days ? I did one print ad for Gap when I was twelve . What are you holding an open call or something ?
Blair Waldorf: Well I have one specific look in mind .
Serena van der Woodsen: Okay , well I do n't know if I 'll still even be in here . Well look at that .
Blair Waldorf: Addresses and phone numbers , perfect . You know I called you an hour ago BTW your late .
Serena van der Woodsen: Um , your lucky I 'm even here at all it 's Christmas Eve and I still haven't found a gift for Dan . Now all the stores are closing and I 'm totally screwed . Do you have any idea what you can buy for under fifty - dollars these days ?
Blair Waldorf: I dunno , a single entrée at a mid - priced restaurant , three quarters of a DVD box set , maybe a pair of woolfred stockings .
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh , stockings yes great idea for Dan . Blair please this is serious .
Blair Waldorf: I dunno , why do n't you buy a him a gold money cliping card and say it 's _ forty - nine _ ninety - nine he wo n't know the difference .
Serena van der Woodsen: What are you doing anyway ?
Blair Waldorf: I 'm booking me a model .