Ofcr. John Cooper:  Ma'am ? Is everything OK ?
Mother: Seeee ? You dialed 911 and these nice men came to help us . That 's how it works ; if you ever have a problem or anything bad happens to you or mommy , you just dial 911 .
Ofcr. John Cooper: So let me get this straight : you just dialed _ 911 _ so you could teach your daughter how to use ut ?
Mother: Of course ; how else is she going to learn ?
Ofcr. John Cooper: Well , no offense , ma'am ... but you have your head up your friggin ' ass .