Dale McDonald:  You know what you need ? A girlfriend .
Constable Al: Really ? Oh my goodness gracious . Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes ?
Dale McDonald: Or a toboggan !
Constable Al: But I would not even know where to be getting _ one _ .
Dale McDonald: At the hardware store !
Frank Shackleford: He 's talking about a girlfriend !
Dale McDonald: So am I ! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are .