Rosencrantz:  What 's the matter with you today ?
Guildenstern: When ?
Rosencrantz: What ?
Guildenstern: Are you deaf ?
Rosencrantz: Am I dead ?
Guildenstern: Yes or no ?
Rosencrantz: Is there a choice ?
Guildenstern: Is there a God ?
Rosencrantz: Foul ! No non sequiturs ! Three ... two , one game all .
Guildenstern: What 's your name ?
Rosencrantz: What 's yours ?
Guildenstern: You first .
Rosencrantz: Statement ! One ... love .
Guildenstern: What 's your name when you 're at home ?
Rosencrantz: What 's yours ?
Guildenstern: When I 'm at home ?
Rosencrantz: Is it different at home ?
Guildenstern: What home ?
Rosencrantz: Haven't you got _ one _ ?
Guildenstern: Why do you ask ?
Rosencrantz: What are you driving at ?
Guildenstern: What 's your name ?
Rosencrantz: Repetition ! Two ... love . Match point .
Guildenstern: Who do you think you are ?
Rosencrantz: Rhetoric ! Game and match !