Willie Loomis:  Captain Clarney , I 'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins .
Clarney: Collins ? And uh , why does a Collins want to talk to me ?
Barnabas Collins: To offer you a contract .
Clarney: I have a contract . With Angel Bay .
Barnabas Collins: And if I told you I could offer you a better _ one _ ?
Clarney: Then , Mr. Collins , I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier .