Jack Withrowe:  Hi . Can I get you a drink ?
Page Conners: Wow ! I 've never heard that _ one _ before . You really blow me away with your creativity .
Jack Withrowe: Well , I ...
Page Conners: " Well , I , uh ... " Your recovery 's even better ! Do you even care at all who I am ? I mean , I could be the Antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos , but unfortunately * those * are not the matters the male penis ponders . So please tell me , why did you walk all the way over here to ask to get me a drink ?
Jack Withrowe: Well , because ... I 'm the bartender .