Bill Engvall:  Do y' all remember that cartoon where the cat would be asleep on the rug , and that little puppy would sneak up behind it and go
Bill Engvall: And
Bill Engvall: that cat would scream to the ceiling ?
Bill Engvall: That
Bill Engvall: would have been my son if that doctor had not had hold of him .
Bill Engvall: And
Bill Engvall: he is * flipping out*. And the doctor goes " son , relax . I just want to make sure you 've got four . " " DAD ! "
Bill Engvall: "
Bill Engvall: Two , he meant _ two _ . It 's a joke ! Ha ha ha ! "
Bill Engvall: So
Bill Engvall: the doctor 's got a hold of him , and he goes " all right , son , cough . " And my son goes
Bill Engvall: And
Bill Engvall: I said " no , boy , cough ! " And he goes " I FORGOT HOW ! "
Bill Engvall: All
Bill Engvall: the way home , he wo n't even look at me . He 's just straight out the windshield , boy . Finally , about halfway home , go goes " Dad ? " And I said " yeah , son ? " And he goes " that was weird . " I said " I know . " I said " but you 've got to get it done , man . " And he goes " Well , I know . It was still weird . " And I said " yeah . Wait ' till you 're forty . "
Bill Engvall: "
Bill Engvall: What happens then ? "