Rusty Duritz:  How old are you ?
Russ Duritz: Forty . In a couple days .
Rusty Duritz: That is old ! I 'm turning _ eight _ . In a couple days .
Russ Duritz: Eight . You 're eight . I 'm eight .
Rusty Duritz: This is scary .
Russ Duritz: No . This is hilarious .