Ma:  One day when I was _ seventeen _ , I was walking home from school ...
Jack: Where was I ?
Ma: You were still in up heaven . But there was a guy . He pretended that his dog was sick .
Jack: What guy ?
Ma: Old Nick . We call him " Old Nick " . I do n't know what his real name is . He pretended his dog was sick ...
Jack: What 's the dog 's name ?
Ma: Jack , there 's was n't a dog ! He was trying to trick me , OK ? There was n't a dog , Old Nick stole me .
Jack: I want a different story !
Ma: No ! This is the story that you get ! He put me in his garden shed . Here . Room is the shed . He 's locked the door . He 's the only one who knows the code . You know , the secret numbers that open the door ? He 's the only one who knows , and I 've been locked in here for seven years . I 've been in here for seven years , OK .
Jack: This story is boring !
Ma: Jack , the world is so big . It 's so big , you would n't believe it . And room is just one stinky part of it .
Jack: Room 's not stinky , only when you do a fart !
Ma: Oh
Ma: God , OK .
Jack: I do n't believe in your STINKY world !