Pacey:  Dawson , what 's up ? I came over as soon as I got your message .
Dawson: I 'm freaking out .
Pacey: Why ? What 's the problem ?
Dawson: It 's almost midnight .
Pacey: Yeah , it 's your birthday . In a couple of minutes , you 're gon na be _ 16 _ . Congratulations , man . This is a major turning point .
Dawson: Yeah . And I 'm eternally lost as a species on this planet .
Pacey: Oh , this is gon na be bad .
Dawson: I 'm about to be 16 years old in a matter of minutes , and I 'm still ... me !