Judge:  This magnificent piece is encrusted with rubies and fifteen emerald chips . It was donated by Morticia and Gomez ... Addams . Remember , this year , over half our proceeds will benefit the elderly and the mentally disabled .
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Judge: 'll open the bidding at five thousand dollars .
Gomez: Five - , hah ! Not good enough . Twenty thousand !
Margaret: What are they * doing * ?
Judge: I have _ twenty _ .
Gomez: Twenty - five ! Cara mia ?
Judge: Twenty - five .
Morticia: Thirty . Mon sauvage .
Gomez: Thirty - five ! Eres divina .
Morticia: Mm , fifty !
Judge: I have fifty thousand dollars .
Morticia: Your turn , my ecstasy .
Judge: Fifty thousand going once , fifty thousand going twice . Sold to Morticia Addams for fifty ... thousand ... dollars .