Ross Harper:  Oh no , it 's starting .
Brian Harper: What 's starting ?
Ross Harper: The wave of insanity that sweeps this family every Christmas . We 're dressing up funny , we have enough lights on the front of the house to safely navigate an aircraft ! And soon , Grandma 's fruitcake baked in _ 1956 _ will be taken out of the freezer , briefly worshiped and then returned to its crypt !