Michael Westen:  When you 're abducted at gunpoint , it 's best to approach it like a blind date . You want to be an active listener , you want to stay positive , and you want to make a connection .
Sam Axe: Want to listen to the radio ? You can pick the station .
Rebecca Lang: No , thanks .
Michael Westen: The more you humanize yourself in the eyes of your captor , the harder it will be for them to pull the trigger .
Sam Axe: You picked me 'cause I 'm the cute _ one _ , right ?
Sam Axe: That
Sam Axe: 's it . Oh , boy . It 's my curse . I 'm just too handsome for my own good .