Louis Stevens:  Sir ! Sir , ehm , if you do n't mind , I would like to say something . Okay ?
Coach Tugnut: No !
Louis Stevens: Thank you . Now , I 'd just like to say first off what an honor it is to be on the wrestling team , and that although I 've never got hit in the back by a folding chair , I 'll try to make it look as " real " as possible .
Coach Tugnut: Stevens !
Louis Stevens: And I 'd like to run a few wrestling names for myself by you . Now , I 've narrowed it down to Luscious Lou and Texas Joe Hot Dog .
Coach Tugnut: How about this _ one _ : The Kid Who Chaps My Rear End .
Louis Stevens: I do n't know , Coach , it does n't really sing . You got something else ?