Ernest P. Worrell:  My motto is , " I never met a bad kid . "
State Supervisor: Then let me introduce you to some . These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help . This here 's the ringleader , Bobby Wayne . He 's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven .
Bobby Wayne: Since I was _ nine _ .
State Supervisor: And this here 's Crutchfield . Twelve years old and already a master thief .
Crutchfield: It 's like a ... gift or something .
Ernest P. Worrell: Well , thanks
State Supervisor: And here 's Danny Simpson . He comes from a long line of troublemakers .
Danny: It 's a family tradition . I 've got a reputation to uphold .
State Supervisor: And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution , Chip Ooooozgood .
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