Gwen Norbeck:  Judge Steve ?
Will Munson #4: Dude , just tell us .
Judge Steve Colby: You may well hate my guts in ten years .
Gwen Norbeck: Why ?
Judge Steve Colby: Because you 'll be having your 10th wedding anniversary before you 're 30 .
Will Munson #4: Yes !
Judge Steve Colby: Or you 'll be bitter and divorced a half - decade ahead of schedule . And do n't send me a card if that 's the last _ one _ .