Jane Winslett-Richardson:  May I turn this on ?
Steve Zissou: Fire one .
Jane Winslett-Richardson: So what happened , in your opinion ?
Steve Zissou: ... what 're you talking about ?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Well , do n't you think the public perception of your work has significantly altered in the last five years ?
Steve Zissou: - That 's your first question ? I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece .
Jane Winslett-Richardson: ... should we come back to it ?
Steve Zissou: ... yeah .
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Okay ... Is it true that this is going to be your last voyage ?
Steve Zissou: Wow ... no comment . Who told you that ? No , goddamnit , I 'm ... only 52 . How - how ' bout we start out with some stock dialogue ? Favorite color , blue ? Favorite food , sardines ?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: How do you feel about part one of your new film ?
Steve Zissou: Why ? How do you feel about part one of my new film ?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Well , I 'm honest . You know , so ...
Steve Zissou: - Just say it !
Jane Winslett-Richardson: I thought aspects of it seemed slightly fake .
Steve Zissou: ... Wolodarsky ? ...
Vladimir Wolodarsky: ... I 'll take five , Steve .
Steve Zissou: ... how ' bout taking _ five _ ? ... did it seem fake ... when my best friend was bitten in half right in front of me ? And eaten alive , screaming ? I think you 're a fake . I think you 're a phony . And a bad reporter . How does that feel ? And tell me something - Does this seem fake ?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: ... how dare you ! This entire article was my idea , no one else gives a shit !
Steve Zissou: What about Sy Perlman ?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Are you joking ? He 's not even covering my expenses !
Steve Zissou: You 're taking something out on me .
Steve Zissou: Wh
Steve Zissou: ? Stop crying , what 's the deal here ? I was only trying to defend myself .
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Well , you did a great job ! I 'm sure you 'll make a terrific father .