Terry Jeffords:  I got ta hand it to you , Captain . That was some ceremony .
Captain Ray Holt: It was n't difficult . I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married .
Kevin Cozner: Oh , well , then I never would have heard your hilarious " efficient / officiant " quip .
Captain Ray Holt: Hmm , you 're right . I regret nothing . But all this does make me think I might enjoy a more festive expression of our commitment to _ one _ another .
Kevin Cozner: Are you suggesting we hold an honest to goodness wedding ?
Captain Ray Holt: Hmm . Nothing too elaborate . We 're not the Kardashian - Wests , after all . They are a musician and a celebrity personality who recently wedded .
Kevin Cozner: Yes , yes , I know , they were answers on Jeopardy .
Captain Ray Holt: I think you mean questions .
Terry Jeffords: You guys are fun .