Laura Hollis:  Sooo ... you ca n't remember what kids did back for kicks in 1698 ?
Carmilla Karnstein: Ah , it was n't much different . We drank a lot and danced like fools . Waltzing was fun . It had a ... resound scandal back then .
Laura Hollis: How is * waltzing * scandalous ?
Carmilla Karnstein: Well ... Partners were face to face . Chest to chest . All of that uhm ... whirling . Back in _ 1698 _ it may as well have been sex .