Lt. James Dempsey:  This is ridiculous .
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: What 's ridiculous ?
Lt. James Dempsey: Cruising around in a black neighborhood pretending not to be noticed . They can smell that we 're cops .
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Would n't be a problem if you 'd listened to my idea .
Lt. James Dempsey: Oh , which one was that ? The _ one _ about disguising ourselves as uniformed policemen ?
Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace: Well , if we were in uniform they would n't know we were undercover , would they ?
Lt. James Dempsey: You know what ? If you were only dumb and a real blond , you 'd be a real dumb blonde .