Dobie Gillis:  You do plenty of things for me .
Maynard G. Krebs: Name _ one _ .
Dobie Gillis: One ? I 'll name a bunch ! You tell me when my shoelaces are untied . You come over and wake me up at six o'clock every Saturday and Sunday morning just to remind me there 's no school . You ... you ... uh ... did I mention the shoelaces ?