Chuck Fishman:  There are sure - fire ways to get out of jury duty .
Gary Hobson: Alright , well , what are they ?
Chuck Fishman: _ One _ , you have an incurable disease , with less than a year to live .
Gary Hobson: Go on .
Chuck Fishman: You 're self - employed , and you have a wife and four kids to support .
Gary Hobson: Next .
Chuck Fishman: You believe every man is guilty until proven innocent . It works every time !