Joan of Arc:  Jesús Cristo , do you know the story of Joan of Arc ?
Jesús Cristo: Yeah I saw the movie when it was out on DVD , homes ! She 's like _ 16 _ , right , and then God told her to make da Frenchies fight the Englishes you know people dat drink tea all da time and have big teeth ? And then people started getting mad because she was hearing voices and then at the end she got burned at the stake , pretty good I give it thumbs up , homes !
Joan of Arc: Basically . I 've never been able to live up to her , and that 's why instead , I became a cynical , angst - ridden goth girl , but now I 'm hearing voices ! Religious voices !
Jesús Cristo: Damn . Wait , did they tell you who going to win the Latin Grammys . If it 's Ricky Martin , do n't tell me , do n't tell me . It 's Ricky Martin , huh ?
Joan of Arc: This is totally freaking me out !
Jesús Cristo: Hey , take a hit , relax ! God 's message can be a total trip . But ya know you got ta do what he tells you eh , because God has a plan for all of us . A painful , painful plan .