Joey Gladstone:  Okay , here 's the plan . First , we hide the seat covers .
Jesse Cochran: Hide the seat covers . All right . Now what ?
Joey Gladstone: Look , it 's tough enough for Danny turning _ 30 _ . It 's his birthday and you got ta promise me you 're not gon na ruin it for him .
Jesse Cochran: Okay , I promise .
Joey Gladstone: Then , we have to make sure that he has the best time he 's ever had in his entire life .
Jesse Cochran: Good . We 'll do that .
Joey Gladstone: Then in the afterglow , you 'll sit him down and gently rip his heart out .
Jesse Cochran: Could n't you come up with a happier ending ?
Joey Gladstone: Yeah , the car fairy shows up and makes everything wonderful .