Archie Bunker:  Guess what famous and important personality I carry as a passenger in my cab today .
Edith Bunker: Oh , tell us !
Archie Bunker: Oh , no , no , you ai n't gon na get it out of me that easy . Come on , you got ta guess for this _ one _ .
Edith Bunker: Oh , all right , let 's try . I 'll go first . Living or dead ?
Archie Bunker: I was driving a cab , Edith , not a hearse .