Sterling Archer:  You 're not worried ?
Lana Kane: Why should I worry ? Because I 'm the one that ripped off Conway 's hand ?
Sterling Archer: No , about ...
Lana Kane: Or that he 'll double - cross us again ?
Sterling Archer: Which , a blow - job says he does . And Mother and Slater and the CIA are idiots for trusting him . But I 'm talking about us flying on the same plane , Lana . What if it crashed ?
Lana Kane: Then I would n't have had to watch you pound twenty drinks and then try to talk the stewardess into a handjob .
Sterling Archer: Wh - where are you getting " twenty drinks " ?
Lana Kane: Uh , from ten doubles .
Sterling Archer: " A " , those were mini - bottles ; and _ two _ , I 'm talking about A.J. , Lana . Who 's going to take care of her if something happens to both of us .
Malory Archer: Well
Malory Archer: , me , obviously .
Cyril Figgis: You think- Okay , wow . You think , in the event of their deaths , that you would be A.J. 's legal guardian .
Malory Archer: Who else would they possibly choose ?
Ray Gillette: You 've met yourself , right ?
Ray Gillette: If it 's anybody around here , it 's me .
Cyril Figgis: Of course . The one who smokes next to the baby .
Ray Gillette: Dukes !
Cyril Figgis: Ray
Cyril Figgis: !
Cyril Figgis: You
Cyril Figgis: know ...
Malory Archer: All
Malory Archer: right , Virginia Slim . You 're ...
Malory Archer: Nap
Malory Archer: time ! I have a meeting . Good - bye .