Bridal Doll Customer:  I 'd like to buy a bridal doll for my little girl .
Mrs. Slocombe: Certainly , madam . Brides , Miss Brahms . Will it be a registry office or a church wedding ?
Bridal Doll Customer: Church , I think .
Mrs. Slocombe: Oh , you 're so wise , madam . It 's so much more romantic , is n't it ? Now , this one retails for _ 20.5 _ .
Bridal Doll Customer: Oh , it 's a lot , is n't it ?
Mrs. Slocombe: Ah , well , it comes complete with bridegroon , and the full trousseau . And if you pull this cord , it talks .
Bridal Doll: I love you . I love you . I do . I do .
Mrs. Slocombe: Is n't that beautiful ? Ca n't you just picture the scene ? There she stands by the bridegroom . They 're stood in front of the altar . The organ 's playing , the ceremony 's coming to a climax . She turns to him and utters those immortal words that he 'll remember forever .
Bridal Doll: I want to go to the potty .