Christopher Titus:  Tommy , how 's dad ?
Tommy Shafter: I am not talking to you ! You know , does the word " patricide " mean anything to you ?
Christopher Titus: Uh , " patricide : to kill your father . " I looked it up when I was _ eleven _ . What are you talking about ?
Tommy Shafter: By " kill your father " , let 's see , I mean you tried to kill your father ! How does it feel , father killer ?
Dave Scouvel: Did you patricide Dad ?
Christopher Titus: No !
Tommy Shafter: He tried ! Mr. Titus wanted to take a date out on his boat . And he spent three angry hours trying to start it because some , oh , heart attack causing moron - do n't hit me ; his words , not mine - took the distributor cap . Well ?
Dave Scouvel: Well ?
Erin Fitzpatrick: Well ?
Christopher Titus: You 're acting like he never tried to kill me !