George Feeny:  Mr. Matthews , just the man I wanted to see .
Eric Matthews: Mr. Feeny ?
George Feeny: Let me ask you - if _ one _ were entertaining a young woman , a young girl your age , um , how would he go about it ?
Eric Matthews: Mr. Feeny , you dating a teenage girl ?
George Feeny: Not since the Eisenhower administration . No , my niece is visiting for a few days . She 's your age . She 'll need to be entertained and I thought that maybe you could help me out .
Eric Matthews: Look , I 'd love to meet your niece , Mr. Feeny . But , see , I got this really bad case of strep throat .
Eric Matthews: It
Eric Matthews: 's spreading down my lungs and into my pancreas , so as you can see , I 'm - I 'm completely strep .
George Feeny: Relax . I 'm merely curious as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself .
Eric Matthews: Oh , OK . Well , it 's my experience that if they ca n't find a senior with a car they 'll settle for some gullible sophomore who 's willing to empty his pockets on a dinner he ca n't really afford , a movie he does n't want to see , and a door slammed in his face .
George Feeny: Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile I heard dinner and a movie ?
Eric Matthews: Yeah , see , dinner and a movie is the premier form of dating entertainment . Dinner , movie . Movie , dinner . Dinner , dinner , movie , movie .
George Feeny: A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience .
Eric Matthews: Do n't mock what I am , Mr. Feeny .