Jeff Foxworthy:  This guy 's mother - in - law comes to live with them , and she 's been living there for about a week , and he comes home one day and she 's laying on the floor , and he calls _ 911 _ and the ambulance comes and gets her and they take her to the hospital . And he 's out in the waiting room , and the doctor comes out after a while , and the doctor said " Well , I 've got some good news and some bad news . " The guy said " Well , all right , give me the bad news first . " He goes " All right . Your mother - in - law is not gon na die . " He said " She 's had a massive stroke . " He said " In fact , she 's probably gon na live twenty or thirty more years . " He said " The ... the problem is this thing has rendered her unable to speak . " He said " She just makes this horrible screeching noise like a parrot now . " He said " It 's also disabled her from using her arms , and she ca n't feed herself . " He said " For the next twenty or thirty years , you 're gon na have to feed her baby food three times a day . " He said " Also , it 's made her incontinent . You 're gon na have to change her diapers and clean her up every single day of your life . " The guy said " Oh , my god . " He said " What 's the good news ? " , and the doctor just goes " I 'm just kidding with you . She died . "