George Lopez:  Tell her about being _ 16 _ and pregnant , tell her about how I ruined your life .
Benny: Oh you did n't ruin my life .
George Lopez: This is no time for jokes !
Benny: Your father did n't ruin my life , * I * ruined my life . Look , when you 're young you meet a guy who seems great , and you forget about what 's right or wrong and go to bed with him , and it 's pretty good !
George Lopez: MOM !
Benny: I 'm not going to lie ! But then , he does n't turn out to be as great as you thought and the next thing you know , you 're alone with a baby . And while the rest of your friends are out having a great time , you 're up to your stretch marks in dirty diapers . I gave up all my pretty years for him
George Lopez: Are you ready for that to be you ?
Carmen Lopez: I 'm not going to have sex , I know I 'm not ready yet .