Dave Hedgehog:  Are we in hell ?
Richie: No , no it 's worse , we 're still in the flat !
Dave Hedgehog: Well , where 's the devil then ?
Richie: Well , he 'll be turning up at midnight , wo n't he ?
Spudgun: Why does he always come out at midnight ?
Eddie: Well , it 's chucking out time , is n't it ?
Richie: Shut up , shut up , look ! Regard the clock ! Here it comes , here it comes and ... Bloody clock ! That 'll be him !
Eddie: Hey , hey ! Speak of the devil !
Richie: I do n't want to hear any language like that , young man ! And I do n't want any of you going round saying " Hi , feeling horny ? " This is the big _ one _ , alright ? This is Mr Scary - Pants ! God , just think . In twenty - five years I 'll probably have no knob left from overuse !
Eddie: So what 's new ?
Richie: Right , best behavior everyone . No , worst behavior , actually ! Start swearing and picking your noses and stuff ! God , what a night to have Guy Fawkes bottom !