Jeremy:  You 've got wonderful breasts .
Masseuse: Do n't you mean " tits " ?
Jeremy: Are they both the same size , or is _ one _ bigger than the other ?
Masseuse: I do n't know . D'you want to weigh them ?
Jeremy: Is that a proposition ?
Masseuse: No , it 's a threat ... Are you rich ?
Jeremy: Life is for enjoying .
Masseuse: What about family ? Have you got any brothers or sisters ?
Jeremy: I try not to remember .
Masseuse: You 're sexually frustrated , are n't you ?
Masseuse: What
Masseuse: 's funny ?
Jeremy: Are you a feminist ?
Masseuse: No .
Jeremy: Do you like fucking ?
Masseuse: Do you like wanking ?
Jeremy: Not on my own , no .