Ray Summers:  Okay , George . Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it . One : we only want one thing . No exceptions . _ Two _ : we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we 've had it , whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards . Three : we will lie , cheat , steal or murder in order to get that thing ... why am I sugarcoating this , you 're a big girl ... in order to fuck you . Four : we freely admit the numbers one , two , three , and women do n't care . And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it : you ca n't live without us .