Bartleby Gaines:  Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop ?
Glen: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
Bartleby Gaines: why what happened ?
Glen: some political crap I got a _ zero _ on my SAT 's .
Sherman Schrader: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right ?
Glen: ... aw DAMNIT !