Berta:  I 'm warning you , coffee tends to shoot through me . So if you 've got a cavity search planned , you better do it pretty quick .
Wes Tosterone: We do n't need to do a cavity search .
Berta: Can I request _ one _ ?
Wes Tosterone: What do you know about Teddy Leopold ?
Berta: I knew he was hot for me . He was always flirting .