Nurse Carla Espinosa:  Dr Kelso , we need to talk .
Dr. Bob Kelso: Baxter was a good dog . You never think you 're gon na miss animals as much as you do . It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me , never judged me , never showed up late at my 50th birthday party with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo ... my son Harrison ...
Nurse Carla Espinosa: I figured ...
Dr. Bob Kelso: Man 's best friend , huh ? They got that _ one _ right ...
Nurse Carla Espinosa: At least you stopped crying ...
Dr. Bob Kelso: No , not really ; my body ca n't produce tears anymore because I 've intentionally dehydrated myself . It 's a risky move , I know , but Dr Jarvis here said it 'll be all right .
Nurse Carla Espinosa: There 's nobody standing behind you ...
Dr. Bob Kelso: ... I 'm going to need an IV .