Catherine Piper:  Cookies , everyone ! Nourishment is most important in the morning .
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman ?
Catherine Piper: Take _ two _ , Tara , you 're a rail .
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman ?
Catherine Piper: The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine .
Paul Lewiston: Who is this woman ?
Catherine Piper: I 'm Catherine Piper . I 'm Alan 's new assistant . My , do n't you have an interesting face .
Paul Lewiston: We are in the middle of a staff meeting .
Catherine Piper: No need to be snippy , dear . Especially since I come bearing treats . You never get a second chance to make a first impression . You certainly made one ... with all that bleach .
Paul Lewiston: Ma'am , you will have to leave .
Catherine Piper: I 'm beginning to not like you .