Rimmer:  Have you done this before ?
Lister: It was the only way to get home sometimes , when I lost all me money playing Texas hold 'em . I know it was wrong , I was young , I was stupid , but what do you really know when you 're seven ?
Rimmer: Stealing cars at the age of seven ? Why did n't you take the bus ?
Lister: Hotwire a bus ? I was _ seven _ ! I just was n't up to it .
Rimmer: Catching the bus . What 's wrong with catching the bus on the way home from school ?
Lister: Who mentioned school , I was off shoplifting . Do n't look at me like that , I been on the straight and narrow since I was nine , maybe ten . Alright , eleven .