Vic:  Hey dude .
Church: Vic ! Hey , it 's Church .
Vic: This is Vic , at 555-V - I - C - K , doo doodleydoo . I 'm not in the casita right now so leave your low - down at the ding - dong . Hasta .
Church: Hey Vic , this is Church . I need ta ...
Vics voicemail: You have reached the voice mail system .
Church: Okay okay , come on .
Vics voicemail: To leave a message , just wait for the tone .
Church: I know how to leave a goddamned message .
Vics voicemail: When you are finished recording , just hang up , or push pound for more options .
Church: Really , " Hang up , " no shit . I was just going to keep on talkin ' until he decided to check his voicemail .
Vics voicemail: For delivery options , press _ five _ .
Church: Just give me the damn beep !
Vics voicemail: To leave a callback number , press eight . To page this person , press six .
Church: * COME ON * !
Vics voicemail: To repeat this message , press nine .
Church: I will fucking stab you computer phone lady !
Vics voicemail: To mark this message as urgent , press eleven .
Church: There is no eleven you * fucking WHORE * !
Frank DuFresne: Ooh , language .
Vics voicemail: To hear these options in Spanish , press dos .
Church: I * hate you * !
Church: Vic
Church: , it 's Church . I need y ...
Vics voicemail: I 'm sorry , but this person 's voice mailbox is full .
Church: Uhchmmm ... I 'm gon na kill myself . I 'm gon na kill myself .