Admiral Crackers:  I think the two of you should share the scene together .
Braddie Broderick: It 's not a gay porn , Admiral Crackers .
Admiral Crackers: The audience does n't know ! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks , the deep - sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid 's asshole !
Sid Oculus: Hey , why am I the _ one _ wearing the costume ?
Admiral Crackers: Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace , with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Ca n't Believe It 's Not Butter ? Admiral Crackers remembers .