Steve:  Britt Ekland !
Patrick: Oh , oh , oh ... Britt ! Britt Ekland spells naked !
Steve: Can I just mention the film ... "The Wicker Man " ?
Patrick: The dance in the hotel room ?
Steve: Birth of my libido !
Jeff: Mine too !
Patrick: It was on the other night . I think I taped it .
Jeff: Let 's all go to Patrick 's .
Steve: No , no , no ! I was only _ six _ . I had seen parts of Britt Ekland I could n't even name !
Jeff: I was seven . I did n't realize television could do that ! I started watching it all day every day , just in case it did it again .
Steve: I 'm with you on that one .
Jeff: My parents thought I was in love with the TV set .
Patrick: 'Cause you were watching it all the time ?
Jeff: Well ... yeah .
Steve: With you there , too .
Jeff: But also , I 'd get aroused the moment it was switched on . You know , even if it was just the news or " Doctor Who " .
Steve: Okay , not quite so with you now .
Jeff: One day ... one day I lost control in front of my whole family during " Songs of Praise " .
Steve: Lost control ?
Jeff: Completely rubbed off the television .
Steve: Sorry ... so you 're telling us that , as a young child , and despite the obvious electrical dangers , you sexually assaulted the television during " Songs of Praise " ?
Patrick: Is ... is that what happened to your hair ?