Ivan Steranko:  Alexander the Great 's breastplate . The Spear of Destiny . Excalibur . Is most greatest collection of all time , da ? But is missing one thing . Shredder 's helmet . The legendary Kuro Kabuto . If someone could obtain it for me , I maybe forget terrible past misdeed , huh ?
Anton Zeck: So if I steal the helmet , you 'll forgive me for my little mistake .
Ivan Steranko: Little mistake ? You shoot me in eyeball !
Anton Zeck: Not on purpose ! Anyway , you got that new cool eye . You used to be an arms dealer , but now it 's like " Oooh , check out the new cool eyeball guy ! "
Ivan Steranko: I should pop your head like blueberry !
Anton Zeck: Relax , Steranko . I 'll get you that helmet .
Ivan Steranko: Is in Shredder 's lair , highest security . Tell me , Mr. Zeck , why do you think you can steal it ?
Anton Zeck: See your Spear of Destiny there ?
Ivan Steranko: Da ?
Anton Zeck: Lick it .
Ivan Steranko: ... is made of marzipan !
Anton Zeck: I stole the real _ one _ yesterday .