Mrs. Betty Slocombe:  Men ! I never want to work with men again !
Miss Shirley Brahms: I thought it was very mean of Mr. Grainger not to lend you his pencil when you lost yours .
Mrs. Betty Slocombe: It was typical !
Miss Shirley Brahms: But never mind , I 've got our own back . You know how he always licks the end of his pencil before he makes out a bill ? Well , I substituted it with _ one _ from the joke department , so when he licks the end this time it 'll go all fizzy .
Mrs. Betty Slocombe: Oh Miss Brahms ! That was VERY naughty ! I ca n't wait to see his face when he licks it ! That 's if he can see which end to lick !
Miss Shirley Brahms: Yeah ...
Mrs. Betty Slocombe: Well , that 's why they 're not here . Ca n't find his glasses .
Miss Shirley Brahms: How do you know ?
Mrs. Betty Slocombe: They 're in my handbag !