Jen:  It 's a no - brainer . We * have * to meet .
Priestly: Right on !
Piper: And what if he is a woman ?
Jen: We 'll find a way to make it work .
Priestly: Ooh , if that happens , can I watch ?
Tish: What is he 's _ 14 _ ?
Priestly: Ooh , if that happens , can I , uh videotape ?
Jen: He 's driving himself to the meeting point , so he 's got ta be at least 16 , right ? And that 's not * that * much younger .
Trucker: Convicted felon ?
Jen: Well , he 's out noe , so it could n't have been that bad .
Mr. Julius: Paralyzed ?
Jen: If * he * can deal with that , I sure can .
Lucille: Ugly as a rhino 's ass ?
Jen: Looks are really the least of my worries . I mean , he 's a great guy .
Priestly: Well , what if he 's got , like , crazy - ass hair and - and , and more artificial holes in his head than real ones ?
Jen: Well , I could never be that lucky .