Kate Beckett:  Good morning , Lanie .
Lanie Parish: Not from the way you sound . What 's wrong ?
Kate Beckett: Men are clueless .
Lanie Parish: Men , or just Castle ? Well , no matter how miserable your day is , it 's not as bad as Michelle Twohey ' s. She took an ice pick to the side of the neck .
Kate Beckett: Michelle Twohey , the divorce lawyer for the rich and famous ? Is n't she the _ one _ that only represented women ?
Richard Castle: And strikes fear into the heart of many a soon - to - be ex - husband .