Gob:  Tell you what we 're gon na do : " Rock Paper Scissors " for it .
Michael: No , no I 'm not ...
Gob: _ One _ , two , three . Paper covers rock .
Michael: It is a rock , though . Should beat everything .
Gob: There 's not a lot of logic to it . It 's kind of like on a boat with " Women and children first . " I mean , why should they ...