Darryl:  Look , Brad . I 'm not trying to be your father , you already got one of those . I 'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend .
Brad: You were my friend , Darryl . You were my best friend . We grew up together , we rode bikes together , we used to smell each others hands . But now you 're sleeping with my mom and it 's a little bit weird for me . Can you appreciate that ?
Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was _ 30 _ .
Brad: Can you leave it alone ? You ca n't be my friend anymore . You ca n't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend , ok ?