David Leisure:  Off the record , Peter , what would you do if this one tanks too , like Slow Torture did ?
Peter Dragon: I 'd kill myself . Or do TV , I do n't know which _ one _ 's worse .
David Leisure: What would you do on TV ?
Peter Dragon: I would do a show about eh , hell , I 'd do a TV show about me . That 'd be interesting , huh ? A TV show about a Hollywood producer , morally corrupt , nobody likes him . I , I , I 'd have cursing , sexual content , I 'd have guest stars running in and out , I 'd be a big hit . All you 'd have to do is find the right time slot .