Heffer:  I 'm starving . What 's the biggest thing on the menu ?
Cashier: That would be our Knockwurst Nightmare Platter , 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly into over two miles of intestinal tubing . No - one has ever finished the Nightmare Platter .
Heffer: I 'll take _ two _ .
Cashier: There are n't enough pigs in the country , sir .