Lucy Camden:  No , it 's not you . It 's not your driving I 'm afraid of . It 's Mom . I do n't want to be seen with her , especially at school , and neither do Simon and Ruthie . If you had n't gotten your learner 's permit , we would n't even be in this situation .
Mary Camden: What are you talking about ?
Lucy Camden: Look , it 's bad enough that Mom and Dad are all over each other in the house day in , day out , but this is like taking it to the streets ... our streets , our schools , in front of our friends . Mom is a walking advertisement that those _ two _ ca n't keep their hands off each other and consequently , there are about to be seven of us . Seven ! I 'm surprised the zero population growth people haven't shown up at our door and dragged the two of them off to some seminar .
Mary Camden: I hope Sheila beats the snot out of you .