Dad:  Doug , are these your cigarettes ?
Doug: Yeah and what if they are ? You gon na send me off to grandma 's house so that she can teach me pinocle and make me bland ?
Dad: No , can I bum _ one _ ?
Doug: Oh , yeah sure . No , dad ! No ! Like bumming a smoke from Doug is gon na make things copacetic twixt me and you . I 'm Doug and you 're dad . Teens and adults do n't mix . Forget it , I 'm outta ... I 'm outta herrrre .