Uncle Ruckus:  Oh , hell naw ! What y' all want , niggas ? Hurry up ! I ai n't got all day !
Lord Rufus Crabmiser: We 're lookin ' for a place called Woodcrest . Is this it ?
Uncle Ruckus: Maybe . Look , you want gas or not ?
Lord Rufus Crabmiser: We 're lookin ' for a man .
Uncle Ruckus: Oh , yeah I bet you are . You 're lookin ' for the number man or the weed man or the Welfare man ...
Lord Rufus Crabmiser: Naw , the man I 'm lookin ' for is named Freeman . Robert Freeman .
Uncle Ruckus: Oh , hell no ! I knew it ! You related to Robert Freeman ?
Lord Rufus Crabmiser: So , you know him ?
Uncle Ruckus: Yeah , I know him . But Woodcrest do n't need no more coloreds . We got our colored quota filled . So y' all can just get to steppin ' and get in that piece ' o shit car , turn it around and head it back up the road , Crusty the Coon !
Lord Rufus Crabmiser: Why do n't you just tell me where Robert is - - before I put _ five _ across yo ' lip , ya big black dummy ?
Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty: Yeah ! Start talkin ' you one - eyed , fish - eyed fool !
George Pissedofferson: Hey , we ai n't got all night , buffalo butt !
Uncle Ruckus: I ai n't scared of y' all decrepit Negroes ! COME ONE ! Aah !