Jeff:  If you ever wore a tube top to a funeral home , you might be ...
Bill: Oh my god ! I ca n't believe you just said that !
Jeff: Why , did that happen to you ?
Bill: No , I got a better _ one _ . If you ever crack open a beer during a eulogy , you might be a redneck .
Jeff: Let me guess , one of your relatives .
Bill: My uncle Jack . We are at the funeral , and we were n't even outside . We were in the church ! And the reverend had just finished his eulogy , when we heard , " Psshhh ! " And everyone turned to uncle Jack , who was holding a beer , going , " What ? "
Jeff: Mama sure looks good , do n't she ?
Ron White: That ai n't Mama .
Larry The Cable Guy: No , that 's her . They just shaved her beard off . Forgot my beer .