Alfred Hitchcock - Host:  Good evening . I 'm answering my correspondence . I receive some very interesting letters , threatening and otherwise .
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Alfred Hitchcock - Host: Dear Mr Hitchcock , I am a man of _ 60 _ , with a wife of 22 . We have a handsome young man of 25 rooming with us . Yesterday I discovered ground glass in my sugar . Is this unusual ? Anxious . " Dear Anxious , yes this is unusual . I believe arsenic is customary in cases of this kind , but your wife is young : I 'm sure she 'll learn .
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Alfred Hitchcock - Host: Dear Mr Hitchcock , we have endured your snide and impertinent remarks about our commercials long enough . This is to warn you that ... " So much for fan mail . Now we come to that part of the program for which the sponsor has been waiting . I am too prudent to describe it .