Kung Fury:  Open the doors , Hoff .
Hoff 9000: I 'm sorry , Fury . I ca n't let you do that .
Kung Fury: Open the doors , Hoff !
Hoff 9000: I 'm sorry . I ca n't let you open the doors , Kung Fury .
Kung Fury: Goddammit , open the doors !
Hoff 9000: I 'm sorry . I ca n't ...
Kung Fury: Open the doors !
Hoff 9000: Did anyone tell you ... not to hassle the Hoff _ 9000 _ ?
Kung Fury: Oh , Hoff 9000 . Son of a bitch .