Eric Duckman:  Bunch of thin - skinned , no - humor pansies ! You tell them an ice - breaker or _ two _ about women 's libbers , gays , environmentalists , several minorities , the homeless , couple of religions , anorexics , obese people , the handicapped , old farts , baldness , and people who walk real goofy because they 've just had a vasectomy , and suddenly , they get all sensitive , like I offended one of them or something !