Darlene Conner:  Name one good thing that could come out of this whole mess !
Roseanne Conner: Okay , I can name _ three _ . Becky , D.J. , and what 's that other kid 's name ? You know the kind of bratty one ?
Darlene Conner: Mom !
Roseanne Conner: No , it 's not Mom . It 's ... what is it ?
Darlene Conner: ... Darlene .