Emily:  You are impossible to reach .
Lorelai: Well there 's no messages on the machine , Mom .
Emily: I do n't leave messages . If I wanted to talk to a machine I 'd talk to my VCR . Where were you ?
Lorelai: At a wake .
Emily: A what ?
Lorelai: A wake ... a funeral .
Emily: A funeral ? Whose ?
Lorelai: It was for the neighbors ' ...
Lorelai: -
Lorelai: cat .
Lorelai: Mom
Emily: ?
Emily: Hold on . I 'm looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had _ one _ .
Lorelai: I just wanted to be honest with you , Mom . Silly me .