Dennis Pennis:  Are there any circumstances in which you 'd appear naked in a film ? Would you strip off ?
Michael Douglas: No , I have , uh ... When I turned _ 50 _ I decided no more dropping trou ' .
Dennis Pennis: But even if you made a film about American football ? Presumably we 'd get to see your tackle then ?
Michael Douglas: Sorry ?
Dennis Pennis: Your tackle . Would we get to see your tackle in a film about American football ?
Michael Douglas: Would I get to see you tackle ?
Dennis Pennis: You tackle , your tackle .
Michael Douglas: My tackle ? I do n't get it . What is that , an English expression ? My tackle ?
Dennis Pennis: It might be , I do n't speak English . Well , I do actually , obviously . Well , what I also ... Are there any simularities between sex and your bank account ?
Michael Douglas: Is this a joke ? No , not that I know of .
Dennis Pennis: Well , when you withdraw , do you lose interest ?
Michael Douglas: I see , very good .
Michael Douglas: Hope
Michael Douglas: you enjoy this one . Take care !
Dennis Pennis: You too , baby .