Zoë:  So let 's hear it ladies . Set romances , who 's gettin ' it off ?
Kim: That would be Lee and Toolbox .
Zoë: Oh , Toolbox . Name sounds promising .
Abernathy: He 's a grip .
Lee: What he is , is a pervert .
Zoë: Wow , he just keeps sounding better and better . What 's his perversion ?
Lee: He likes to watch me pee .
Kim: Lee is sittin ' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee , P - I - S - S - I - N - G. Haha ! Yeah , but not anymore , now she 's getting it on with the rock .
Zoë: You 're having _ one _ off with The Rock ?
Lee: Yeah , but not the real Rock . He 's this electrician named Bruce , and Kim started calling him The Rock because he looks like The Rock , so we all just started calling him the Rock .
Kim: Oh yeah , this is an all star crew , we got a guy that looks like Nick Cage , and a guy that looks like Pee Wee Herman too .
Zoë: Kim , dick department , let 's hear it !
Kim: No dick this trip . I got a man .
Zoë: How long have you had this boyfriend for ?
Kim: Three months .
Zoë: Who 'd you steal him from ?
Abernathy: Kim , he totally had a girlfriend .
Zoë: All of Kim 's boyfriends start out as someone else 's boyfriend .
Kim: I did n't steal him , I did n't steal any of them , they all just ... jumped ship .