Brett Erlich:  Let 's put out a show where we give out awards that we call the Year - Endies .
Ellen Fox: Great idea Brett ! We 'll praise and pan _ 2009 _ while you sit down on your rear endies . Ha ha you fat asses .
Brett Erlich: A year of box office power !
Ellen Fox: Crammed into just one half hour .
Brett Erlich: With no acceptance speeches to bear ...
Ellen Fox: Cause nobody cares .