Dr. Joan Watson:  The end of our companionship is actually what I wanted to talk to you about .
Sherlock Holmes: Do tell .
Dr. Joan Watson: Well , when I 'm wrapping up with a client , I like to carry out exit protocols .
Sherlock Holmes: Sounds ominous .
Dr. Joan Watson: No , we just need to carve out a time to talk .
Sherlock Holmes: It 's time I told you , Watson . You place far too much emphasis on talking . Most of what we humans have to say to _ one _ another is communicated haptically . When I think of the many thousands of words that you yourself have wasted during your time here ...
Dr. Joan Watson: We 'll go to dinner , we 'll talk ; verbally , haptically , whatever . I think the whole point is to reflect on your progress .
Sherlock Holmes: Reflection is for mirrors . Ca n't you just hand me a report card ?
Dr. Joan Watson: Well , I am completing a final evaluation , but that is for your father .
Sherlock Holmes: Of course , how else would you justify the exorbitant salary he 's been paying you ?
Dr. Joan Watson: Actually , my fees are the opposite of exorbitant .