[a chemist's counter:  Hugh strides up to confront the shop assistant
Assistant: Can I help you ?
Hugh: Yes please . I 'd like eight packets of condoms , please .
Assistant: Eight ?
Hugh: _ Eight _ . Four of them featherlite , three of them ribbed , the new single by Jason Donovan , and one multi - coloured pack of Fiestas .
Assistant: Jason Donovan ?
Hugh: That 's right . Can you make sure they 're all sensitol lubricated ?