Darren Lamb:  Annoyingly , they did n't go with the ' giving the kid an Xbox ' angle .
Andy Millman: What angle did they go with then ?
Darren Lamb: " TV bully kicks dwarf in face . "
Andy Millman: Accurate . But , as you say , there 's no such thing as bad publicity , is there ?
Darren Lamb: " Pick on someone your own size fatty . "
Andy Millman: Oh , I guess there is .
Darren Lamb: Oh look , this is the worst one . " Suicide Bombers get lotto funding . "
Andy Millman: What 's that got to do with me ?
Darren Lamb: Nothing ... I mean , it 's just shocking , is n't it ?
Darren Lamb: Look at this _ one _ ... " Gypsies are eating our pets " .