Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie:  Come on , man , it 's just a sprained knee . You got ta play . The team needs you .
Kevin: No , it does n't . The only team that needs me is the _ one _ that sits all the time : The chess team .
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie: But you do n't even know how to play chess .
Kevin: Oh , yeah ? King me , king me , king me !