Cole Parker:  Do you really think the C.I.A. would put its entire database of secrets in his head ? He 's a pathetic weakling . How could they send him on assignments ? How could even withstand torture ?
Sarah Walker: It 's true . He 's just a Computer and Electronics Technician , a brave _ one _ , but he 's not the Intersect !
Alexis: Then who is ?
Cole Parker: Me ! I 'm the Intersect !
Chuck Bartowski: NO he 's not ! It 's me ! Okay and I resent the fact that I could n't stand up to torture . Do your worst . In fact , you could stick that incredibly long needle in my eye and I still would n't tell you anything !