Jeff Winger:  Three and a half years ago , when I came to Greendale , I met six very important people .
Dean Pelton: Ooh , burn on Britta .
Jeff Winger: Sorry , _ seven _ . And meeting these people changed my life . Yep . I 'm sorry . I do n't know what to say .
Troy Barnes: Yeah , okay .
Abed Nadir: Whatever .
Jeff Winger: I 'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything , but what do you say when you do n't want a way out ? What you have all done for me is indescribable . It 's unbelievable . And my love for you is immeasurable , even when you split it seven ways .