Gerard:  Dobby 's got a boyfriend .
Mark Corrigan: Oh , God . Really ?
Gerard: His name 's Simon and he 's younger , slimmer , better - looking and more fashionable than us .
Mark Corrigan: Us ? I 'm several social ranks your senior , that 's the whole basis of our relationship , Gerard .
Mark Corrigan: So
Mark Corrigan: , what 's he like ?
Gerard: Graphic Designer .
Mark Corrigan: Oh , please ! " Hello , can I redesign your logo ? Yes , that 'll be a £ 100000 for a squiggle . "
Mark Corrigan: Wish
Mark Corrigan: I was a graphic designer .
Gerard: And he drives an Audi .
Mark Corrigan: But of course , Vorsprung Dick Technik !
Mark Corrigan: Wish
Mark Corrigan: I had an Audi .
Gerard: Maybe it 's a good thing . A wake - up call . Maybe for guys like us Dobby was always a pipe dream .
Mark Corrigan: Do n't pull me into your filthy bathwater , I 'm a player !
Gerard: It may surprise you to know , but the truth is until I was _ 26 _ I 'd never been with a woman .
Mark Corrigan: Uh , yes , you do surprise me .
Mark Corrigan: You
Mark Corrigan: 've been with a woman ?