Carla Tortelli-LeBec:  I marched into his office , and I started calling him bald and wrinkled , and he started calling me short and ugly , and before I knew it , our clothes were off and we were insulting each other against the filing cabinet !
Rebecca Howe: But , Carla , I mean , he is , he is ...
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You know what I call him ? The Bullet .
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Carla , I believe I understand what happened . You two have a classic attraction - repulsion relationship . It 's really a fairly common phenomenon . People who are constantly at odds with _ one _ another very often have rivers of passion raging between them , until , one day , the banks overflow in a torrent of unthinking , unreasonable emotion .
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Plus , the guy 's practically a contortionist .