Major Jack Holloway:  Storm Catcher to base , storm catcher to base , control this is storm catcher do you read me . Sparks are you there .
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Hello , no one is home right now , please leave a message after the beep .
Major Jack Holloway: Yes this is Jack Holloway how the hell do i stop this thing damm it .
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: I thought I gave you the instruction book .
Captain Lucas: Hey , will you two stop with the phone sex , we got a plane to test .
Major Jack Holloway: You know Sparks you make my co - pilot jealous .
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Awww , I did n't even know he cared . Prick .
Captain Lucas: Yeah , I 'll show you how much I care when I get to the ground .
Major Jack Holloway: Hey come on why do n't the two of you stay friends , it takes _ 3 _ to fly this plane .