Merton J. Dingle:  It says , uh , Tri - Chi formed their own coven in _ 1790 _ . A coven that practices black magic .
Tommy Dawkins: Black magic ? Well , that sounds bad .
Merton J. Dingle: Yeah . Tres bad . Fairuza Balk in The Craft bad ! Tommy , black wiccas are hedonistic pagans known for their demonic rituals ! And their also renowned for their ... blue ribbon fruit pies ?
Tommy Dawkins: I ca n't believe this . I actually brought Stacy to a bunch of evil witches just so we could go to the same college .
Merton J. Dingle: Tommy , we got ta get Stacey out of the clutches of this dark sisterhood soon before it 's game over !