Billie:  Would you loan me one of your brassieres ?
Pony: What for ?
Billie: Well you see , I haven't got _ one _ and I thought seeing as it 's Christmas and everything , and I 'm going on a house party and , well , when the maid unpacks my bag and finds I haven't got one , how do you think I 'm going to feel ?
Pony: It 's like putting a saddle on a pekingese but here it is .