Beryl:  I have one important responsibility I can not relinquish ... I have a pig ...
Philip Emmenthal: A pig ?
Beryl: Horses and pigs always gets along ... they are intelligent animals and likes _ one _ another 's company .
Philip Emmenthal: Can you ... can you ride a pig ?
Beryl: Hortense is far too dignified to be ridden . However , Hortense and I have a relationship , which you might find unusual , beyond mere affection . I have no intentions of breaking this relationship . Neither does Hortense .
Philip Emmenthal: Well ... as long as I do n't get too jealous and you both take a bath after that , I ca n't say that it 'd be any difficult .