Narrator:  I 'm afraid to ask this _ one _ ...
Bennett the Sage: ASK IT !
Narrator: Okay , okay . Why do Jewish people get 8 presents on Chaukkah ?
Bennett the Sage: Because those filthy Jew bastards are ruining the economy . See , the Jews planned 9/11 , and when 9/11 happened , they plundered underneath the World Trade Center and they grabbed all the gold in the vaults with their little Jew hands . Just like in Die Hard , my favorite Christmas movie .