Tom Scavo:  I had to let all of our employees go . So starting tomorrow you kids are my new wait staff !
Lynette Scavo: Tom what the hell are you talking about ?
Tom Scavo: I got it all worked out . You and I will handle the days and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends .
Parker Scavo: Um . At the risk of sounding spoiled . No .
Tom Scavo: come on it 'll be fantastic ! We 'll love working together !
Porter Scavo: Why ? we do n't even like living together .
Tom Scavo: look labor is our number one cost if we can eliminate it we 'll start making a profit again .
Preston Scavo: what you 're not even gon na pay us ?
Penny Scavo: I 'm nine is that even legal ?
Tom Scavo: I think so ... but just to be safe you 're now _ 15 _ . Happy Birthday !