Marge Simpson:  Well , Grandpa , as long as you 're here , we were telling a story that took place when Bart was _ five _ , and Lisa was three .
Grampa Simpson: Oh , I know this story ! The year was nineteen - ought - six . The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart . And all over America , people were doin' a dance called the " Funky Grandpa " ! Oh ... I 'm ... the ...