Hannah B. Williams:  Let 's put an end to this sordid mess , let 's have ourselves a " Curtis Test " .
Jenny Kolinsky: Curtis question number one : His favorite heavy metal song ?
Jenny Kolinsky: Witches
Jenny Kolinsky: and Bitches is the answer , name of the band is Satan has Cancer .
Todd Smith: What is Curtis 's middle name ? Richard , Roger , John , or James ?
Charlotte: James !
Hannah B. Williams: John ?
Todd Smith: Oh , too bad , what a shame . Curtis does n't have a middle name .
Curtis Weaver: My parent 's could n't be bothered , but I am fond of the name Roger .
Jenny Kolinsky: Final question , number three : Curtis is failing Science , Math , or History ?
Charlotte: Math !
Hannah B. Williams: Science ?
Jenny Kolinsky: Answer is : he 's failing all _ three _ !
Curtis Weaver: Guess it 's community college for me . Yeah !
Todd Smith: How are we ever gon na find out , who 's the Phantom and who 's not ?
Charlotte: I
Charlotte: admit it ! I 'm the real phantom !
Charlotte: I ca n't take any more singing ! I fucking hate musicals !