Alan Shore:  One last proposal . And it 's entirely possible I 'm kidding , by the way , depending upon your reaction . $ 300000 - sealed . We kick back _ 50 _ to you , under the table .
Attorney Braxton Mason: Mr. Shore , I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney .
Alan Shore: Really ? Gosh , I am .
Attorney Braxton Mason: I should report you directly to the Bar , if not the District Attorney .
Alan Shore: Well , if that 's how you feel , then I * was * kidding .