Eric Lamonsoff:  I got ta make a sissy .
Kurt McKenzie: Come on , you made _ three _ already .
Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point .
Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up . I 'm trying to concentrate .
Kurt McKenzie: It 's taking a piss , not the SATs .
Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off ? What the hell is that ?
Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom . I think he 's sending a message in Morse code . Getting old . Stop . Ca n't pee . Stop . Reek like an asparagus . Stop . Even though I did n't have any . Stop .