Himself - Host:  In the primaries , evangelicals had a whole bouquet of religious nuts to choose from . Mike Huckabee , Rick Santorum , Scott Walker , Ted Cruz , Ben Carson . Ben Carson , who does n't just walk with Jesus , they shower together .
Himself - Host: But
Himself - Host: they went for the foul - mouthed , thrice married pussy grabber . With one exception , and I never thought I would hear myself say this , but let 's hear it for the Mormons .
Himself - Host: The
Himself - Host: Mormons , who bailed on Trump big league . White evangelicals go for Trump over Hillary 75 - 14 , but only 19% of Utah Mormons have a favorable view of orange Hitler , because apparently the Mormons believe you should n't vote for a lying , infantile scumbag just 'cause he 's on your team . And they 're Mormons ; they 'll believe almost anything .
Himself - Host: They
Himself - Host: believe underwear has magic powers , and you get your own planet when you die , and Adam and Eve were born in Missouri , and Jesus hung with the Indians , who were Jewish . They let Donny Osmond claim he 's a little bit rock and roll .
Himself - Host: But
Himself - Host: ask _ one _ if Trump would make a good president , and they 're like " Do I look like I was born yesterday ? " .