Rebecca Prout:  Pardon me .
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh , hi .
Rebecca Prout: I 'm looking for a Diane Chambers .
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Ah , you 're in luck . We got a Diane Chambers .
Rebecca Prout: I beg your pardon ?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: I hope you only want _ one _ .
Rebecca Prout: Do you sense , as I do , that this conversation is an exercise in futility ?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Thank you very much .