Buffy:  Vampires are creeps .
Giles: Yes . That 's why _ one _ slays them .
Buffy: I mean , people are perfectly happy getting along and then vampires come and they run around and they kill people and they take over your whole house , they start making these stupid little mini - pizzas and everyone 's like , " Oh , look ! A mini - pizza ! " but I 'm telling you , I have ...
Giles: Buffy , I - I - I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming , uh , text .