Jennifer Malone:  You know , Jerry and I were married when we were _ 18 _ and it 's been 20 years since I even had a date .
Suzanne Sugarbaker: Well , fortunately for you , you got us , and I would venture to say that we have a hell of a lot of experience and good advice under our belts to share with you . Would n't you all agree ?
Sissy Emerson: Oh , sure . I 've never had a successful relationship , you 've been married five times and her boyfriend 's in prison . When it comes to finding the wrong men we 're like scud missiles .