Woody Boyd:  It 's a memory quilt that all the women in my family made for me when I graduated from high school .
Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh , I 've heard of these things . A bunch of women get together and embroider patches that string together the happy memories of a young man 's life .
Cliff Clavin: So these women were authentic folk artists then , huh ?
Woody Boyd: No , just bored housewives .
Woody Boyd: Hey , check this out . See this soft blue square here ? This is a piece of my very first baby blanket .
Norm Peterson: Now , what do those little dots signify ?
Woody Boyd: Oh , that represents my very first childhood disease : smallpox . I almost died .
Cliff Clavin: Uh , what 's that long green thing there ?
Woody Boyd: Oh , this is the bean stalk from my very first high school play . I fell off it during the first act , cracked two ribs and punctured a lung . I almost died .
Woody Boyd: Oh , this red patch here represents the big fire that burned down my house when I was _ six _ .
Norm Peterson: And what , you almost died ?
Woody Boyd: No , I got out . And while I was running away , I fell in this well right here , and I almost ... Well , you know .