Jeff Winger:  My name is Jeff Winger . I recently became a four . Funny thing is , when I was a two , I did n't actually have any less . But I did have a lot of crazy friends ! " Hey , my name 's Tommy Talouca . I 'm from hallway C. I 'm a two ! I got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples ! " What is it with two and apples ? You 're given three kinds of fruit . Mix it up ! And then you become a four , and you get that , uh , that four walk . You know what I 'm talking about , it 's like this ... It 's like one of these . And they get a trail of twos behind them , and they 're , like , " Hey , is there an apple up there ? " Oh * beep * ... Wow , what else is going on ?
Dean Pelton: He 's killing it .
Jeff Winger: There came a time I has to aks myself , did I even want to be a _ three _ ? Or did I just hate myself for being a two ? I do n't know . All I know is I sure love them apples !