John 'The Colonel' Camden:  You call that a plan ? That 's the most Harebrained scheme I 've ever heard !
Rev. Eric Camden: Well , gee , I thought it was pretty creative .
John 'The Colonel' Camden: Am I the only _ one _ in this room that thinks this idea is ridiculous ?
Annie Camden: I ... I kinda like it .
Julie Camden: I think it 'll solve everything .
Ruth Camden: I 'm all for it . I 'm thrilled !
John 'The Colonel' Camden: You 're thrilled ? We adopted George . We are not adopting his father !
Det. Will Grayson: Well , who asked you to ? I 'm not nuts about this idea either ! I do n't want to be anywhere near this blowhard !
John 'The Colonel' Camden: Mister ! Mickey Mouse called me that once , and I fed him his three - fingered glove !
Det. Will Grayson: Huh ?