Alan Harper:  But the truth is , you and I see each other every day , and we really do n't know much about each other .
Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this gruff exterior ; whether somewhere inside me , there 's a tiny little girl who once dreamed of being a famous ballerina ?
Alan Harper: Is there ?
Berta: If there is , it 's because I accidentally ate _ one _ , and haven't passed her yet ... Let me tell you , I am dreading that tiara .