Rita Simcock:  How would you like it if you were described as an ex - company - director , five foot nine , with greying black hair , bloodshot eyes , vital statistics 29 - 36 - 5 - 31 !
Ted Simcock: What 's the _ five _ ?
Rita Simcock: What do you think ?
Ted Simcock: Rita ! I mean ... that 's extremely personal and very insulting ... and inaccurate . I mean ... really !