Raj Koothrappali:  Stuart , help us settle an argument . Who would win in a fight , Billy the Kid or the White Wizard ?
Stuart: I could tell you , but then I would be depriving you of the joy of finding out yourselves at the magical , rootin'-tootin ' low price of $ 24.99 .
Raj Koothrappali: I 'll buy _ one _ .
Howard Wolowitz: Make that two .
Leonard Hofstadter: I hate you both and myself . Make it three .
Stuart: Like shooting nerds in a barrel .