Bernard:  I 'm looking for a Rebecca Howe ?
Rebecca Howe: That 's me .
Bernard: Well , hello . The name 's Bernard . If I had known you were such a foxy lady , I would have worn my clean pants .
Rebecca Howe: Bernard , we need you get the phones working - the one here in the bar , and _ one _ back in the office , and the pay phone over there . We haven't had phone service in two weeks .
Bernard: Relax , pretty lady . I 'll give you service . Get it ? So much for foreplay .