Trinette McGoon:  What ?
Sterling Archer: Breast cancer and yes , seriously . And I do n't know how it 's going to turn out so I wanted to , you know , spend some time with the wee baby Seamus .
Trinette McGoon: He 's not even your real kid !
Sterling Archer: So ?
Trinette McGoon: So , it 's weird .
Sterling Archer: So is me paying you child support , Trinette , but you keep cashing the checks !
Trinette McGoon: Hey .
Sterling Archer: I 'm sorry . Come _ one _ , Trinette , Seamus may not be my son but he 's probably as close as I 'm ever going to get .
Trinette McGoon: Ugh , um ... Where are you taking him ?
Sterling Archer: I do n't know . What 's he into ?