Herman Munster:  Eddie knows I 'm lying to him .
Grandpa: He can smell your deceit . You 've never raised a werewolf . I have .
Herman Munster: Have you raised _ one _ successfully ?
Grandpa: My son Leslie was born covered in hair . I knew exactly how to raise him .
Herman Munster: You hired nannies to raise him , and then you let him eat the nannies .
Grandpa: That 's what they were hired for .
Herman Munster: I know exactly how to raise Eddie .
Grandpa: You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster . Eddie was born one . There 's nothing you have done or can do as a parent that will change that .