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Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen: Ow .
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Ronnie Pinsky: Yes , I have , Bobby . At no money down , I was able to buy a single box of grape licorice at a bank foreclosure and sell it to friends . I made over 1000% profit overnight .
Bobby Budnick: Ha . Did you say profit with no money down ?