Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:  What 's your sixth general order ?
Private Joker: Sir , the private 's sixth general order is to receive , obey , and pass on to the sentry who relieves me ... all orders - Sir , the private 's sixth general order - Sir , the private has been instructed , but he does not know , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You slimy scumbag ! Get on your face and give me _ 25 _ .
Private Joker: Sir , aye - aye , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: many counts in that movement you just executed ?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir , four counts , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What 's the idea of looking down in the chamber ?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir , that is to guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What 's your fifth general order ?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir , the private 's fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What 's this weapon 's name , Private Pyle ?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir , the private 's weapon 's name is Charlene , sir !
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle , you are definitely born again hard ! Hell , I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps .
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir , yes , sir !