Gail the School Counselor:  I want to focus on the girl who wo n't say " penis " . This is a judgement free zone , so express yourself .
Annie Edison: You know what ? I do n't want to express myself . I do n't want to sit in a room full of people and say ... the P - word . I like being repressed . I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality . And maybe , just maybe , if everyone were a little bit more like me , we would n't have to have an STD fair !
Britta Perry: You go girl !
Shirley Bennett: That 's my pumpkin .
Annie Edison: And by the way , now that I 've gotten a good look at _ one _ , I do n't see what all the fuss is about . Giant thumb in a turtle neck ! Woopdie - doo !