Tails:  We 're surrounded , Sonic . Call 911 .
Sonic: No way , Tails , this is nothing . 911 is for real emergencies .
Nostalgia Critic: That 's right , kids , do n't call _ 911 _ if someone 's trying to kill or kidnap you , only call for important things . Like if the cable goes out and you ca n't watch " The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog " . That 's what 's important .