Reggie:  Marco ... good news ! The cops found the car and your girlfriend ... the BITCH is in JAIL !
Javier: Are you going to visit her in Jail , Marco ?
Marco: Fuck off !
JJ: Maybe you can get laid again
Lance: Make sure you get a woman 's jail .
Bobby: Why ? He could get laid in a men 's jail too right ?
Reggie: Where 's Sean ? I 'm going to kill that Irish fuck
Mohammed: How did they find the car ?
Reggie: Oh this is a good _ one _ ... She a degenerate gambler drove the car to Vegas ... guess what ... THE BITCH WON ! Ever come to my meetings on time asshole1
Sean: I got a note from my doctor
Reggie: Removed MOTH from right ear ! You had a bug living in your head ?
Sean: It crawled in there ... what 's I supposed to do ?
Reggie: Go sit next to Marco ... He 's my NEW genius . Okay , we have to pick up the pace . You guys should be doing a lot better ... You 're letting too many customers walk . I want to hear some of their excuses . Try and STUMP me ... I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING . COME ON !
Javier: " I 'm just looking "
Reggie: I 'm just selling . Ca n't really look at a car unless you drive it . NEXT .
Ali: " I think I can get a better deal somewhere else "
Reggie: Sir , we all pay the same for cars , nobody can give you a better deal for the cars . COME inside and I'LL SHOW YOU .
Bobby: " This is the first place I 've been to "
Reggie: Then You 're lucky you came to the best place first !
JJ: " I have to see what kind of Interest rate my credit union can give me "
Reggie: We have a book that lists all the credit unions . I can tell you what your rate and payments will be . COME ON GIVE ME A TOUGH ONE !
Sean: " I have to check with my wife "
Reggie: What 's the phone number , we 'll call her right now .
Bobby: " I have to look a couple other cars first "
Reggie: Why ? Consumer Reports , Car and Driver , Triple AAA ... they 've looked all the cars for you and they say THIS ONE 'S THE BEST !