Henry Blake:  Captain Sloan here is with supply .
Captain Sloan: More accurately , I 'm with the 375th Q. M. H. Q. , COMSEAPAC , SEOULSEC REPDEP .
Hawkeye: Maybe I 'll have that drink .
Captain Sloan: Now , the business at hand is an incubator , that is if my lieutenant understood what your colonel said you captains want .
Hawkeye: Right .
Trapper: And we need _ one _ as soon as possible .
Captain Sloan: Well , let 's see what the good book says .
Hawkeye: The good book ?
Captain Sloan: The Manual of Supply and Requisition .
Hawkeye: MANSUPREQ .
Captain Sloan: Um , " inhalator , indicator , innoculator , infusilator - " Here it is : 437 - stroke - R2 , incubator .
Henry Blake: Thar she blows !
Captain Sloan: " Device for developing bacterial cultures at constant suitable temperatures . " Uh - huh . I see . That certainly makes sense . You ca n't have one .