Arms Dealer:  Lucky you boys caught me . I 've got a load to pick up , I 'm taking the 40 straight through to Memphis ! I can hammer it out in about _ 15 _ , but there 's this girl down here named Laney or Lolly or somethin' . Maybe Fran . Anyhow , she 's got one of these fetish things , she likes to get peed on , y'know , so I was hoping to see her tonight , but she 's real strict ' bout wanting to get to sleep before 10 , so I wanna wrap it up here ASAP because traffic can be a wild card , y'know , rubberneckin ' and such . Surprising thing is the women who like to get peed on always tend to be from the warmer climates . You 'd think the ones in the colder zones would be more inclined but I haven't met one yet . I mean , it 's a shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated , but y'know ... leave that for smarter minds than me . Science is a mystery .
Arms Dealer: Well
Arms Dealer: , take a gander . Prices are negotiable . Buying in bulk gets you a discount . I 'm running a special on these honeys : JHPs . Hollow - point bullets , known by the natives as " Black Death " . Check it out . You like that ? It 's so sweet , you 'll wanna lick it ! Nickel - plated brass casing , Lubalox coat for panache . Sucker has six razor claws that expand upon impact ! PEW ! Shred your mama 's head like a cabbage . Keep it . On the house . Anyhow , I 've been windjamming long enough . Why do n't you boys tell me what you 're looking for . What it is you want , what is it you need ? What can I do you for ?
Leonel Salamanca: Vests .
Arms Dealer: Vests ? Hell yeah , we 've got vests ! Right here . Sleek , comfortable , thermally bonded , non - interwoven Kevlar fiber . Stop a bullet like a soft wanger against a Quaker girl ! Just ai n't getting through . And lightweight ? Damn , so lightweight , you 'll forget you 're wearing it !
Marco Salamanca: They work ?
Arms Dealer: Sure as shit , they do ! I do n't leave home without it !
Arms Dealer: What
Arms Dealer: the hell ... ? You broke my freaking rib , you maniac son of a bitch ! You 're welcome !