Porita Gibbons:  Bessie K. Higgenbottom . What 's the ' K ' stand for ? Ka - ka ?
Bessie Higgenbottom: That's- That 's a good one , Portia . Really good roll in the road . Yep , that ' K ' is just a typo . It 's a printing error . Quality type setting is n't what it used to be . That 's a nice dress you 're wearing .
Porita Gibbons: Yeah , I know that . What I do n't know is why you wo n't tell me your middle name .
Bessie Higgenbottom: My middle name , um it 's ka- ... Why wo n't I tell you it ? Uh 'cause I do n't have one ?
Porita Gibbons: Oh really ? What if you 're a big ole liar ?
Bessie Higgenbottom: Okay , okay ! I do have _ one _ , I do have one ! But trust me it 's for the best that no one ever find out what it is .