Jonatton Yeah?:  That 's hilarious and co.
Rufus Onslatt: We should give Nathan Barley a column .
Ned Smanks: Yeah , we should give Nathan Barley a column .
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah like call it ... "Nathan Barley 's Column " ?
Ned Smanks: Hey , let 's just call it " Barley " , man .
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah , man , or like " Nathan " .
Ned Smanks: Yeah , ? cause like , that could be like two columns .
Dan: Two columns .
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah , and like maybe one would be * better * than the other one .
Ned Smanks: Yeah , yeah , and you ? and you 'd only read the good one .
Dan: How would you tell which one was the good one ?
Ned Smanks: Check 'em out . Direct comparison .
Rufus Onslatt: Like , you 'd read them both to find out which is the best _ one _ .
Ned Smanks: Yeah , and then you 'd just read the good one .
Dan: Are we gon na ' do this ?
Jonatton Yeah?: Yeah ? OK .
Ned Smanks: Take the day off !
Rufus Onslatt: Can we go home early ?
Ned Smanks: I 'm gon na ' do laps , basically , after that .