Lamont Sanford:  Well , I got good news and I got bad news , Pop . The bad news is the truck wo n't start .
Fred G. Sanford: What 's the good news ?
Lamont Sanford: We 'll always know where it is .
Fred G. Sanford: Well , do n't just stand there . Call the auto club .
Lamont Sanford: Call the auto club ? Pop , we 're fifty miles from the nearest phone !
Fred G. Sanford: Well , do n't use the nearest phone , get a closer _ one _ ! In fact , we do n't even need a phone ! HELLLLP !