Chuck Bass:  She really needs to tone down the social niceties . It 's embarrassing .
Serena van der Woodsen: Eventually , the two of you are gon na have to work out your issues .
Chuck Bass: What issues ? I 'm issue free , and based on my exhaustive research , so are you .
Serena van der Woodsen: Georgina ?
Chuck Bass: According to my very reliable sources , Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle . She 's in Switzerland , dating the prince of Belfort .
Serena van der Woodsen: There 's a prince of Belfort ? And she 's dating him ? Oh , thank God !
Chuck Bass: Now you can enjoy the gifts she mailed you with piece of mind and maybe Chuck in the room ?
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh , shoot , except we 're siblings !
Chuck Bass: Georgie always brought out the devil in you . Part of me is disappointed she 's not here .
Serena van der Woodsen: Mm , I wonder which part .
Chuck Bass: It 's been a while since I saw the old Serena .
Serena van der Woodsen: Well , thanks to her , the new one has to break _ 2000 _ on her SAT 's , so if you could just go smarm elsewhere .
Chuck Bass: The offer still stands . I know a lovely little redhead that 's just dying to be you for the day .
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh , I 'll leave the cheating to you , Chuck . I plan on taking the SAT 's myself .