Chloe:  Okay , I 'm back . Bye , Murder She Wrote .
June Colburn: Stay dry . Chloe , what the hell ... ? Why ca n't you just be friendly ?
Chloe: Because friendly is a waste of time . " Hey , how are you , I 'm great , how are you , I 'm great , " back and forth until you die .
June Colburn: Friendly is not a waste of time . Friendly has gotten me 700 friends on Facebook , one in each of the fifty states , _ three _ in Guam . I always know what is going on in Guam .
Chloe: Please . Those people are all fake .