Boss Hogg:  Now then , eh , cousin Big Dan , Let 's get down to business .
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Yeah .
Boss Hogg: How much you gon na offer me on these here sparklers ?
Big Dan: Well , being as your blood , cousin J.D. , I give ya 20
Boss Hogg: Yeah , well being as money is thicker than blood , I 'll take 30 .
Big Dan: But , family 's closer than friends . I 'll give ya 22 .
Boss Hogg: Yeah , but , eh , enemies can sometimes take advantage of family , so I 'll take _ 28 _ .
Big Dan: I 'll give ya 24 .
Boss Hogg: 26 .
Big Dan: 24 .
Boss Hogg: 26 .
Big Dan: 24 !
Boss Hogg: 26 !
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: 25 .
Boss Hogg: 25 , done .
Big Dan: Done . You stike a hard bargain , cousin J.D.