Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:  Good heavens , what am I sitting on ?
Matthew Crawley: A swivel chair .
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: Another modern brain wave ?
Matthew Crawley: Not very modern . They were invented by Thomas Jefferson .
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: Why does every day involve a fight with an American ?
Matthew Crawley: I 'll fetch you a different _ one _ .
Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham: No , no , no , no , I 'm a good sailor .