Cpl. Randolph Agarn:  Well , Sarge , what do we do ?
Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke: I do n't know but I 'll think of something .
Cpl. Randolph Agarn: I got it !
Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke: What ?
Cpl. Randolph Agarn: The captain wants the money by _ nine _ thirty ?
Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke: Right .
Cpl. Randolph Agarn: We leave town at nine .
Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke: Ahh ! For desertion you get twenty years !
Cpl. Randolph Agarn: So what ? For embezzling army funds you get twenty - five . I just saved us five years .