Gloria:  You just do n't want to be alone with the baby 'cause you 're afraid you might have to change him .
Archie: You think I never changed you , little girl ?
Gloria: If I had waited for you to do that , I would've worn the same diaper since I was _ two _ . Ma told me that .
Archie: Do
Archie: n't believe your mother , you believe me . Many is the time I changed you , little girl , and it was n't always wee - wee . Sometimes it was this here .
Gloria: Well I never promised you a rose garden .