Holly Levine:  If I had said " Hey , let 's drive ten hours into the sticks so you can meet my parents , " you would've had a complete meltdown .
Carlos: No , I would n't .
Holly Levine: You 're having _ one _ now .
Carlos: It 's because you kidnapped me .
Holly Levine: You 're allegedly not a kid .
Carlos: Well , it 's person - napping . I 'm being taken somewhere against my will . I 'm definitely being some kind of napped .