Arnie Becker:  Well , so far , this alleged daughter hasn't filed yet , you 're probably threatened to go public to force a settlement .
Ann Kelsey: That 's blackmail .
Arnie Becker: Well absolutely . Look , this Gorman is a bottom feeder . I would n't be surprised if he manipulated this girl into filing suit . He may even try to get appointed a guardian .
Ann Kelsey: So we 're looking at fraud here ?
Arnie Becker: Probably . But they 've done some homework . Stuart , you did know this woman Karen Alder ?
Stuart Markowitz: Yep , I - I dated her for like , uh , 3 months .
Arnie Becker: And you did go to bed with her ?
Stuart Markowitz: Yeah , yeah , it was a casual thing . Well I was n't among ...
Ann Kelsey: I never said you were .
Arnie Becker: Okay , the good news is the girl is _ 16 _ , the most you can ask for is 2 year support until she reaches her majority .
Stuart Markowitz: What 's the bad news ?
Arnie Becker: California child support guidelines state that a child must be supported in a fashion commensurate with father 's wealth .
Ann Kelsey: Oh , God .
Arnie Becker: Giving you net annual salary , uh , I could see her going to what ? 6000 a month for 2 years ? You 're looking at a $ 150000 hit here .
Stuart Markowitz: If this really were my daughter , why did n't the mother contact me for support ?
Ann Kelsey: Exactly .
Arnie Becker: Relax . There will looked one thing .
Stuart Markowitz: What ?
Arnie Becker: Your sperm count is so low can be measured infractions , their case is real shaky .
Stuart Markowitz: Great . That makes me feel really wonderful .
Ann Kelsey: So what do we do ?
Arnie Becker: The easiest way to get rid of this , DNA tests . They 'll probably wo n't come to that , but Gorman is a K - Mart lawyer , if I go at him , it worked in and I do n't let up , I might intimidate him right back into the woodwork .
Ann Kelsey: Good . Because if he thinks we 're gon na roll over for this kind of extortion , he is dead wrong .