Richie:  Where do you think his car is ?
Eddie: Well , he 's getting married this afternoon .
Richie: Is he ?
Eddie: Yep , that was his stag cricket match . That 's why he was allowed to use the slingshot .
Richie: Oh , I see . Hey ! Does that mean we 're going to the wedding ?
Eddie: No . You were only there so that he could knock you unconscious , it was a wedding present from the lads !
Richie: Oh . Nice . So who 's he getting married to ?
Eddie: Well , you know Ted Rogers ?
Richie: He 's not ! He 's not getting married to Ted Rogers ?
Eddie: No . He 's getting married to that bird from the abattoir that looks like Ted Rogers .
Richie: Oh , oh , that 's a shame , is n't it ? Be nice to be married to Ted Rogers .
Eddie: Yeah !
Richie: " 3 - 2 - 1 ! 3 - 2 - 1 ! " God , I bet he 's good in bed ! So which church are they getting married in ?
Eddie: Oh , it 's that Welsh one , St errrm , St ...
Richie: I know it ! St
Eddie: That 's it ! The _ one _ with all the gob running down the walls !