Max Black:  Oh , look . We just passed Carvel .
Caroline Channing: What 's a Carvel ?
Max Black: Carvel Ice Cream ? You know , Fudgie the Whale . Cookie Puss . C'mon , how could you not know Carvel ? They have them everywhere .
Caroline Channing: Oh , wait , is that that white trash ice cream ?
Max Black: How dare you ? It is not white trash . And I would n't be so high and mighty . You 're on a free bang buss to a prison .
Caroline Channing: I 'm sorry . I did n't realize you had such a strong emotional connection to ice cream .
Max Black: Not to the ice cream . The ice cream cake . When I was _ 10 _ , I asked my mom for a birthday party . She said yes , but then flaked out and forgot to call anyone .
Caroline Channing: I 'm starting to understand why you do n't like birthday parties .
Max Black: So after I waited on the porch for an hour , I stole 20 bucks from her purse , thumbed it out to Carvel , and bought myself a Fudgie the Whale cake . I ate the whole thing with a pink plastic spoon and it was way better then any party ever could have been .
Shonda: I heard that . Ai n't nothing better then Fudgie the Whale .
Jefferson: I love the chocolate crunchies .
Shonda: Bitch , everybody love the damn chocolate crunchies !