Rachel Berry:  So you said he comes this way at 3:30 ?
Kurt Hummel: Like clockwork for his post rehearsal medium drip .
Rachel Berry: I just ca n't wait to lay _ one _ on him .
Kurt Hummel: I 've got a bad feeling about this Rachel . I mean , I do n't mean to be so cold , but I do n't want you to get hurt either . There 's no victory in this for me either way .
Rachel Berry: Who cares about you buddy , I may get a new boyfriend out of this who can keep up with me vocally and in the future give me vaguely Eurasian looking children .
Kurt Hummel: There he is
Kurt Hummel: dreamy
Kurt Hummel: as ever .
Rachel Berry: Okay , wish me luck .
Blaine Anderson: Hey
Blaine Anderson: Rachel , what 's going on ?
Blaine Anderson: Huh
Blaine Anderson: , yep , I 'm gay . 100% gay . Thank you so much for clearing that up for me Rachel . Listen , save my space in line , will ya ? I got ta go to the bathroom .
Kurt Hummel: That was hard was n't it ?
Rachel Berry: Are you kidding ? That was amazing , I 'm speechless . I just had a relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay . That is songwriting gold . Okay , I have to go compose , but thank you . Thank you !