Alan Shore:  I have no defense , Denny . I broke the law .
Denny Crane: So ?
Alan Shore: So , usually in these situations I go with jury nullification . Persuade the jury to focus on the moral , not the legal , but here it makes no difference ! What I did was unethical , immoral , illegal ...
Denny Crane: You 're being so negative .
Alan Shore: I need you to close .
Denny Crane: What do you mean ?
Alan Shore: I 'll try the case , but at the end I need somebody else to stand before the jury and say , " Let the man go . "
Denny Crane: And you want me to do that ?
Alan Shore: There was a day when all you had to do was say your name .
Denny Crane: That 's still all I do .
Alan Shore: Denny , I find in life , and I know you must , that craft does n't matter so much if _ one _ is a big enough star . You 've spent your entire life getting away with who and what you are , because you 're a star !
Denny Crane: Big star . I blow solar flares out of my ass .
Alan Shore: I need your start power here . I need you to stand up before that jury when we 're done and tell them , " Let Alan Shore go ! "
Denny Crane: Really ?
Alan Shore: I have a gut feeling it 's my best shot .
Denny Crane: Let him go ! Denny Crane . I 'll do it .