Darrin Stephens:  You 're a what ?
Samantha: I 'm a witch !
Darrin Stephens: That 's wonderful . We 'll talk about it tomorrow .
Samantha: Now ! I am a witch . A real broom - riding , house - haunting , cauldron - stirring witch .
Darrin Stephens: It MUST be the champagne . Now , darling , it 's been a hectic day for both of us . This getting married is tougher than it looks .
Samantha: Would I say I am a witch if I 'm not ?
Darrin Stephens: I do n't know . I have an aunt who thinks she 's a lighthouse . Whenever it rains she insists on climbing up on the garage roof to warn the sailors .
Samantha: How do you know she is n't a lighthouse ?
Darrin Stephens: Huh ?
Samantha: Maybe you were the _ one _ who was looking straight at a lighthouse and thought you were seeing an old lady on a garage roof .