Abed Nadir:  So you guys are going to " Ca n't Buy Me Love " me .
Britta Perry: We 're going to what ?
Abed Nadir: Like the movie " Ca n't Buy Me Love " . You 're going to change me from _ zero _ to hero , geek to chic .
Troy Barnes: Oh , he means we 're going to " Love Do n't Cost a Thing " him .
Shirley: Oh !
Troy Barnes: " Ca n't Buy Me Love " was the remake for white audiences .