Wife of Gob:  I 'm in love with your brother -in - law .
Gob: You 're in love with your own brother , the _ one _ in the army .
Wife of Gob: No , your sister 's husband .
Gob: Michael ? Michael !
Wife of Gob: No , that 's your sister 's brother .
Gob: No , I 'm my sister 's brother . You 're in love with me . Me .
Wife of Gob: I 'm in love with Tobias .
Gob: My brother -in - law ?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be . So I 'm leaving and enlisting in the army .
Gob: To be with your brother .
Wife of Gob: No .