Mike Stivic:  Arch , you still need evidence .
Archie Bunker: What are you talking about ? Look at all they put me through : look at the way I hurt all over . What about the sworn " testaphony " of your mother in - law , there ? That 's evidence , Buddy , we got a case and let me tell you something , a case like that could be worth _ 20 _ , 25 , 50 grand . I 'm gon na make them mushroom people put their mouth where their money is .