Wizard:  Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds , these two alien saviors are legendary .
Boomstick: And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight . And I mean everyone !
Wizard: Goku , the tenacious Super Saiyan ...
Boomstick: ... and Superman , the Man of Steel .
Wizard: To ensure no questions are left unanswered , we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants , though the original writings hold precedence ; no mistranslations allowed . Also , as he was retconned and rebuilt in _ 1986 _ , we will be examining the modern Superman .
Boomstick: Considering Supes pre-'86 could make up new super powers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing , probably a good idea .