Richard:  So , had yourself a little pageant , huh ?
Earl: A little pageant ? We just had ourselves the most wonderful pageant imaginable . It had significance . It had sincere family value . It had a spirituality that made me realize what this holiday is all about .
Richard: The _ one _ we do at the department store has an orchestra and lasers .
Earl: Ooh !
Fran Sinclair: Earl !