Title: There was a scratching at the storm door late one night. Assuming it was a neighbor's cat, I filled a small dish with cat food. When I heard the scratching the following night, I stayed in bed! Choices: a. Her fried chicken ended up burning to a crisp and they ordered out. b. A huge raccoon moaned with pleasure as it scoffed down Meow Mix. c. Opening the door, I bent down to look into the eyes of a stranger!
bc