Title: Kevin at the Kite Festival. Sentence 1: Kevin went to the local kite festival. Sentence 2: He thought the kites were pretty, but he quickly grew bored. Sentence 3: He took some scissors, and cut the strings of several airborne kites. Sentence 4: He laughed heartily as the kites sailed into oblivion.
Kevin was escorted out of the park by the festival security guards.