Title: Durpston. Sentence 1: Durpston Thurpston couldn't play the guitar. Sentence 2: Although he claimed he did to get the ladies. Sentence 3: Once at his home, a woman asked for a performance. Sentence 4: Unable to do so, she was miffed. Choices: a. Everyone laughed at her antics. b. Now Durpston dates his hand.
b