Title: Can't Beat That Logic. Sentence 1: My friend caught his son jerking off and decided to have the talk. Sentence 2: He's mildly religious, so his talk was not to do it God hates it. Sentence 3: His son said God made his hand too perfect for his knob not to do it. Sentence 4: My religious friend was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.
Everybody at the office is talking about it and laughing.