Title: Mom's Weight Loss. Sentence 1: My mom told me today she's lost over 100 pounds due to lap-band. Sentence 2: I congratulated her, but she shared something else. Sentence 3: She said everything hangs now, even her lady parts. Sentence 4: Then she looked up at me and asked if they could fix that, too.
There was a clerical error and I'm not pregnant after all.