Prompt: I made a new universal classifier. It 
Completion A: classified the XOR function despite being a linear classifier. 
Completion B: gets 100% accuracy on every single dataset, whether it be training, validation, or test. 
Completion C: is the best classifier at both specific cases and the general case. 
Completion D: was not used by any Machine Learning group, because they did not believe me.
Completion D