Title: Harley the Hoarder. Sentence 1: Harley developed a habit of hoarding newspapers. Sentence 2: His apartment was so full of newspapers that he faced eviction. Sentence 3: After an intervention he was motivated to clean out his apartment. Sentence 4: Harley got rid every paper, and the local media picked up his story.
Harley bought a paper to read about himself, and the hoarding resumed.