Prompt: A photographer sets up his tripod. He 
Completion A: is asked for pictures of Spider-Man, tells The Daily Bugle no, and throws his tripod. 
Completion B: adjusts the aperture and exposure, balances the color, and then realizes that he himself is not a tripod. 
Completion C: looks out for the next best shot. 
Completion D: places his camera on top, surveys the landscape, and then angrily kicks over his tripod.
Completion C