Title: Ooh That Smell. Sentence 1: I'm on a vacation with my family enjoying the streets of Paris. Sentence 2: Except everywhere we go, it smells like poop. Sentence 3: Finally, I jokingly ask my sister if she pooped her pants. Sentence 4: I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that I asked or that she said yes.
Now our couch is ruined.