Title: Graveyard Shift. Sentence 1: Moe was a grave keeper at a small cemetery. Sentence 2: One night, he heard a small noise near a freshly-buried plot. Sentence 3: He went to go investigate and found a pair of grave robbers. Sentence 4: He ran away as fast as he could and called the police.
By the time the police arrived, the grave robbers had fled.