Title: The dumpster fan. Sentence 1: When I was leaving a friends house I saw a nice fan by the dumpster. Sentence 2: It was missing the base but looked good so I took it home. Sentence 3: I plugged it in and it worked fine so I built a base for it. Sentence 4: I found out the remote for my other fan works with this fan too.
Enid Ellis was so grateful and relieved, she passed away that night.