Title: Mom Please!. Sentence 1: I was picking up my crush from a mutual friend's house with my mom. Sentence 2: When he got in, she said I could do much better in French. Sentence 3: Of all the things we've talked about, she forgets he speaks French. Sentence 4: The ride home was the most awkward thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty sure the guy hates me now, too.