Title: I didn't want to ruin the illusion, so I stayed in the suit. My nephew wanted me to swim, so not thinking about it I jumped in. When I came up for air, the wet suit prevented me from breathing. Choices: a. I basically waterboarded myself with a Spiderman suit. b. Their date went well and months later Sandy and the man got engaged. c. Last week during my nephew's birthday party I was Spiderman.
ac