Title: Thanks, Dude. Sentence 1: I was invited to eat at my boyfriend's house this evening. Sentence 2: Everything was going great until he excused himself from the table. Sentence 3: When he didn't come back immediately, I got up to go find him. Sentence 4: I found him in the living room, stealing Ambien from his mom's purse.
That told me all I need to end this relationship.