Title: Emperor. Sentence 1: Aloysius Gustafson was regarded as the village idiot. Sentence 2: He often claimed he was the Emperor of Rome. Sentence 3: People laughed at him, and shooed him away. Sentence 4: One day, Aloysius died, and a curious mortician sent his DNA away. Choices: a. Upon its return, the DNA revealed that he was related to Nero. b. He splashed me with water.
b