Title: Garbage. Sentence 1: Arden needed some help loading up garbage to take to the city dump. Sentence 2: He wanted to take his son Glavine, but he was still sleeping. Sentence 3: Then he wanted to take his son Austin, but he was also still sleeping. Sentence 4: Then he realized he had to take his son Christian, who isn't helpful.
Arden took Christian, because his help is better than no help at all.