Title: Teaching Ain't Easy. Sentence 1: This summer I got a job as a student teacher. Sentence 2: I'm helping summer school students this year. Sentence 3: Not even 10 minutes into the job, I've had boogers wiped on me. Sentence 4: Someone else decided to pee their pants, which I had to clean up.
Now I feel like the kid who won't stop crying for his mother.