Sentence 1: A man bought himself a rooster. 
 Sentence 3: He expected it would wake him up at dawn every morning 
 Sentence 4:  The rooster had other ideas 
 Sentence 5:  It turns out they crow whenever they happen to feel like it 
 Option 1: He thought it would make a perfect stew, and butchered it. 
 Option 2: He thought of it like an alarm clock with no snooze button.