Sentence 1: Hubert was always tired. 
 Sentence 3: So when his girlfriend came over one night, he did the same 
 Sentence 4:  She woke him up 
 Sentence 5:  And she stormed on him as he fell asleep while they were kissing 
 Option 1: Even if he slept his eight hours a night, he'd nap. 
 Option 2: Except when his girlfriend is around.