Sentence 1: As a nurse for the elderly, I have dealt with all sorts of characters. 
 Sentence 3: Every morning I would bend over her to take her pulse 
 Sentence 4:  Like clockwork, she would touch my breast and ask if it was a sandbag 
 Sentence 5:  She has since passed on but everytime I see a sandbag, I think of her 
 Option 1: One lady in particular was quite a hoot! 
 Option 2: One man was particular ridiculous to deal with.