Sentence 1: I woke up this morning wet. 
 Sentence 3: I was taking care of my drunk husband 
 Sentence 4:  He got up sometime in the middle of the night and peed on me 
 Sentence 5:  Now our couch is ruined 
 Option 1: I wasn't wet when I went to bed last night. 
 Option 2: I wasn't wet when I went to bed last night but will never get peed on by my husband.