['Hey Russia, looking forward to a great game 🙃. I think we should discuss Scandinavia 😉 and how to split it up. I’m not interested in attacking you, at least for a while. Hopefully you feel the same way. Anyways, good luck and have fun!', "Always good to discuss things in advance to avoid unnecessary nonsense. I'm not particularly interested in Norway so long as you're not interested in Sweden.", 'Sounds good', 'That was a hell of a bluff you must have pulled to put that army in the Netherlands', 'Thanks 😊.']
So I'm guessing you plan on hitting the Germans then? Need help with that?