["We come from France.  No, wait, *you* come from France.\nHey there - just don't forget to keep me in the loop if there ends up being something we can collude on.", 'I will, and same to you: don’t be a stranger 🙂', "lol - man, I made the comment to Turkey that the Italian would probably go ahead and dive for Smy because it was low-risk and even having to turn around and deal with you the chance of an extra unit would be helpful, but I didn't think the poor bastard would actually move his army to the corner of the board out of the way, given your positioning.  Wow.  I dunno what you said to him, but he *really* misread that position", 'Haha italy must be some kinda optimist because i said *nothing* to them!\n...I’ll be honest with you, I advised Turkey to try and snatch sevastopol, and I had you slated to lose at least one dot! How you got England to help you in the north and turkey on your side is an impressive mystery to me. I’d ask if you wanted to be allies but it’s clear you have your pick', 'You can never have too many friends. 😄']
OMG that Mediterranean position. That's just gross.