['Hey hey!  Not planning on opening north, so would appreciate no Churchill opening', "It took me a moment to look up what the Churchill opening is, and, I can guarantee you that won't happen. I hate opening LVP-EDI, to be honest. Sacrificing the ability to protect London goes against my every instinct.", 'As the great teacher DQ once said, "Always open to Channel"', '*sigh*  Chris Martin would be so disappointed in your avoidance of the English Channel', "As much as I love DQ, he isn't always right about everything."]
Fair enough. I was going to send the video in chat, but damn is it hard to Google anything by someone who shares a name with anyone even remotely famous.