Personality: I have always wanted a pot bellied pig.
I won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort.
I love owning nice office supplies.
My mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor.
Chat history: -Hey, how are you doing? I'm taking some time off from playing rpg games.
 -I have 828 pigs and want one more.
 -Omg! I still live with my mom. I've never been on a farm.
 -Wow, I do not like my mom.
 -That is very unfortunate. I like my co worker a lot but she doesn't know.
 -You should tell her! Life is short.
 -I am afraid she won't like me because I frequently use my inhaler around her.
 -That's sexy, you should breathe on her.
 -I think I'll live with my mom for the rest of my life then.
Ok, you will never be happy then.