Hey, boss.. Sorry, I came back to work. I left early and went home to my wife to have sex, and it did not go well.
Happens to me all the time. I mean, sometimes you're going there to have the sex, and it doesn't go the way that you wanted to, you know? It's too much moisture are like, or too little. Or it's too hot. Who wants to have sex when it's that hot? All types of things can happen. to you.