['Hi Italy! Got any juicy gossip?', 'Nothing yet, you?', 'Nothing as of yet. How do you feel about an AIR? If the three of us all run in hard on Turkey, our game will be SO MUCH simpler.', "That's you, me and Austria?", 'Yup. We go in hard, dig out Turkey, then you go after France, Austria goes after Germany, and I go after Scandinavia and England. Or you and I turn on Austria and crush him between us. Either way, you and I make perfect natural allies.']
Sounds like a plan!