Well, Miles was out back by the sequoias, and he was conjuring something or saying some strange spells or something.  He's talking all about monsters, and I couldn't tell if what he was saying was real or in my own mind, and I don't know if I can tell a hawk from a handsaw or if I'm going mad and you've got to help me.
Okay, I think you're definitely insane and I think your dad is, too, but like, this is really interesting out of anything to do right now.  So, like, let's go get Miles.