I am going on a date with a woman from Malaysia. I want to impress her with my knowledge of her country. Could you help me learn? 
 Sure! Malaysia is a country in Southeast Asia, it has 13 states and is divided into two parts by the South China Sea. It has land borders with Thailand in West Malaysia and Indonesia and Brunel in East Malaysia. 
 I will definitely impress her with those facts! I am seeking more facts about the geography. Do you have any additional information aside from what you just mentioned? 
 Malaysia is the only country with territory on both the Asian mainland and the Malay archipelago, they also have a huge mountain range that forms the border between Malaysia and Indonesia. 
 Perfect! Do you have any additional Geography facts? If not, we can switch the discussion to Malaysian history. 
 I have a little more about the geography, did you know that Brunei forms an almost enclave in Malaysia with the state of Sarawak diving it into two. 
 Excellent information, she will surely be impressed! Could you enlighten me on the history now? She is a history buff apparently from what I've gathered. 
 The British obtained Singapore on 1819 and in 1824 took control of Malacca following the Anglo-Dutch treaty, 
 Awesome, I will impress her with my British accent on that fact. Anything else you could share? 
 Sure, in 1511 Malacca was conquered by Portugal, after that the Dutch took it over in 1641. 
 I think my wooden shoes would be too much for a first date. I really appreciate your assistance today. When we get married I will definitely put you on our guest list. Thanks so much! 
 You are very welcome, and good luck!
Malaysia