Comment: Moderator:  Ha!  It doesn't matter.  Jesus, Mary and Joe McCarthy,  this will finally hang you.  I'll win the Pulitzer for this!

Trump:  Really?   Because this sure seems like the sort of nonsense that Both Sides pull all the time.

Moderator:  No.  No, this is different...

Trump:  Are you positive. Are you 100% positive this isn't another case of Both Sides and the ... Corrupt Duopoly ... ?

Moderator:  Well... now that you mention it...

Trump:  Sure.  Sure.  And what about those emails, huh?  She sure lied about those.  (Sniff sniff.)  And Benghazi? Oh, how could you forget about Benghaaaaazi and those poor, dead Americans.  (Sniff sniff.)

Moderator (shakes head slowly, dazed):  I'm...sorry, Mr. Trump.  Uh.  OK.  Uh, what were we talking about?

Trump:  Nothing, kiddo.  Nothing at all.