Rural communities get government funding to replace their tank farms and diesel power plants.  Then there's ADEC and EPA and the Coast Guard and all of the other government expenditures driven by the risk of toxic oil spills (seen any boom stretched around solar panels lately?).  And must we get into the massive tax deductions and credits slathered onto the entire oil supply chain, compliments of campaign bribes and lobbyists?  And then there are the externalities of spewing fossil carbon into the air...but those don't exist on your planet, do they?   

Now, you were talking about subsidies?  Do tell.