Comment: This is a silly car IMHO.  

An overburdened luxury sedan with a beefed up motor and tweaked suspension will give its wealthy owner bragging rights but that won't make it a sports car.  Autotragic transmission, launch control, and creature comforts exceeding the average suburban home are a far cry from BMW's roots with the venerable 2002.

This is the automotive equivalent of a trophy wife.  Sexy at first glance, but a high maintenance item who is quite obviously a bauble that functions mainly to inflate her partner's ego.