Comment: Borders?  We don need no steenking borders.

As I was telling motley crew just the other day, a conservative's definition of a criminal is anyone who gets caught.

Now, who remembers Donald Trump's definition of a loser?

I'll save you time.

Sen. John McCain.

'. . . o'ore the la-and of the free-eeeee!

And the home of the easily distracted chumps.

Here ya go, young fella, a brand new dime!  Look how shiny!