Boozer Schmidt: I suppose this would all have been much easier if the district had just brought you in to let them know who was deserving of their right to an education.  You seem to have this all figured out, so I'm guessing you have some background in childhood development, education, or have studied the long-term outcomes for special education.   I would definitely be interested in reading your research.

Or maybe you're just an idiot.  I suppose that's possible too.