HR: "So your job is to clean up after egotistical, depraved, arrested developed, mentally deficient manbabies and spergs."    Applicant: "Ok ok... So what are the benefits? Dental, Vision...?"    HR: "There are none."    Applicant: "Well is the salary competitive at least"    HR: "You will receive no monetary gain whatsoever."    Applicant: "I'm game"