Seriously, Reg Guard? You're going to name names and the trauma that will inflict on the individual? Especially when the dude's name ain't available?

What's next, scarlette lettering? Have some $%@%ing class and mercy. I took a journalism ethics class in college. You don't gain clicks by naming the person. You just do harm.

Screw you, Chelsea Gorrow. I don't know the young lady involved here, so YOURS is the name that I'll remember after this. You could have made the other choice rather than trying to fucking scar some poor 18 year old. It's a funny story without the name.