Y'know, I'm calling satire on this one. Not because it's satire, but because REFUSE to believe anything they say is at all serious. Like, I KNOW it's a verified account of a well-known "charity" (huge fucking air quotes around that one), but Jesus Christ!  They kidnap pets from loving homes and fucking kill them!    And then they make these strawman arguments about things no animal rights activist would actually believe. Why, just last year they campaigned for polar bears to go extinct, because breeding them in zoos is unethical. I swear, next time they're going to say treating schistosomiasis in the developing world is actually bad *because parasitic worms deserve to live too!!*    Fuck this charity and everything to do with them. The less that people take PETA seriously, the better.