Comment: Bullshit.  Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

First of all, Martin's fetish for Whiz Bang's overpriced sundaes aside, a "soft serve" comparison should be about the soft serve, not about sundaes where you cover up the heart of the product with a bunch of other crap.

You should have had a vanilla cone at each as a baseline for comparison and then maybe recommended some other stuff that each place does especially well, if there was something.

(btw, a friend and ice cream lover went with his family for the first time Whiz Bang this week.  They had a sundae and cone.  He said it should be called "Whiz Bust".  You guys are nuts.  Fucking nuts.)