I always think of those Alaska Legislator fiscal conservatives ( so they say) all wearing a conservative black business suit and tie to match, like an outfit a male can always be correct in wearing when he is buried.  These conservatives bend over the books with their black horn-rimmed glasses and they are all stoop shouldered from spending decades in office bent over a calculator while they manage the states dime so razor thin like my old Polish grandma who could squeeze a dollar out of a penny. Too bad my grandma did not run for office.  LOL