Comment: There's a panhandler that stands at the front door at the Durango Walmart-- looks like he's about 20, and probably never had a job.   He's there all summer, every summer, and holds a sign that says "Spaceship Crashed, Need Money for Parts--Please Help".  Always smells like pot.  

 ...So my question is, will this new campground  come equipped with a landing strip and runway lights?    I propose to starve these lazy bums out, instead of constructing another vacation venue for them.