Comment: Thanks! I provide my own defense. My qualifications are that I will kill anyone that attacks me, or tries to steal my property. The same basic qualifications that cops have. The only difference is that I am not overweight and don't sit in a car all day. Like most Americans, I believe that killing people and violence is a great option for many of life's problems. With that attitude I probably should have taken the test for the police force years ago, but was I was trapped into making a living off the public breast.