The Forgotten Farmstead
A hussar was riding in the woods one day, scouting for the enemy.
He came upon a farmstead, and hailed a yeoman toiling in the fields.
The yeoman returned his hail, and asked after the health of the Czar.
Surprised, the hussar returned that there were no more Czars.
The yeoman cursed the hussar, who rode away shaking his head.