The Opossum that wouldn't leave
There once was an Opossum that lived under my brothers front porch.
My brother swatted at it with a broom to try and make it leave.
The Opossum walked out from under the porch and stared at him.
My brother had no words for the Opossum's bravery.
He left the Opossum alone and it eventually left on its own accord.