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THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | What if I'm at the bottom? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | All right! You know what, just forget it! | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Alright - come on - come on now, people. Let's face it, we're not all going to agree on anything. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Why don't we all just go to Paris? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | I'll go to Paris. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Me too. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Oh yeah - oui oui. | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | So that's it - it's settled, we're going to Paris. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Yeah! | Group | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | Hey. NBC limo is downstairs - beep beep beep. {NBC tune} I'm just going to call Jill one more time before we go. | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | Wait, you can't make a call like that on your way out. You can't rush that conversation. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | Well, I can't call from the limo. Can I call from the plane? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | First you make a cell-phone walk-and-talk, then she loses a call-waiting face-off, now you're talking about | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | a plane call? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment) | All right, I'll just have to call her from Paris. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Hello, Jerry. | Newman | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Hello, Newman. What gives? | Jerry | Newman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | I was speaking earlier with Kramer and he mentioned something about a private jet to Paris? | Newman | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Yeah, that's right. | Jerry | Newman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Well, I hear it's quite beautiful there this time of year, and of course you know I'm one-quarter French. | Newman | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Really. | Jerry | Newman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Oh yes, in fact I still have family there. This probably won't interest you, but I have a cousin there who's suffering very badly. She's lost all use of her muscles. She can only communicate by blinking. I would so love to see her - bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life. But alas, I can't afford it, for I am, as you know, but a simple postal worker. | Newman | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | That's a shame. | Jerry | Newman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Take me! Take me! | Newman | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | Oh, forget it. Pull yourself together. You're making me sick. Be a man! | Jerry | Newman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Knock at the door. Jerry answers.) | All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down. | Newman | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | Ah, Jerry? | Captain | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | Yeah. | Jerry | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | I'm Captain Maddox this is my co-pilot, Kurt Adams. Ready to go to Paris? | Captain | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | All set. We'll just grab the bags. | Jerry | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | Don't worry about that. We'll take care of them for you. | Captain | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group arrives by limo to the airport) | Just keeps on getting better and better. | Jerry | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Our heroes enter the plane) | Not bad. | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Our heroes enter the plane) | Wow! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Our heroes enter the plane) | The only way to fly. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Our heroes enter the plane) | This is it? | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I'm sorry - I have to say, I'm a little disappointed, I thought it would be a lot nicer. | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | You're complaining about a private jet? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Ted Danson is not even on the network anymore. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Still, I bet when they gave him a plane, it was a lot nicer than this one. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Will you shut up? You are ruining the whole trip. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | This is a real piece of junk. I don't even feel safe on this thing. I have a good mind to write a letter toMr. Kimbrough. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | You're not writing any letters! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Will you turn around? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Why? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | You are annoying me sitting like that. It's effeminate. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | It's effeminate to sit like this? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Yes, I think it's a little effeminate. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | How is this effeminate? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I don't know - it just is. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Kramer, what are you doing? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Still got water in your ear? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Can't get rid of it. Maybe it leaked inside my brain. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Would you stop that? It's not safe to be jumping up and down on a plane. | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I got to get it out, I can't take this anymore. | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Kramer, don't be fooling around up here. | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Kramer! | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Hey, get the hell out of here! | Captain | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What is that? | Elaine | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Oh my God! | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What is that noise? What is that noise? | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Kramer, what the hell did you do? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I lost my balance. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Oh my God! | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What's going on? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Kramer! | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | It was an accident. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I told you to stop with the hopping. | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Oh my God, we're going down. We're going to die! | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Just when I was doing great. I told you God wouldn't let me be successful. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Is this it? Is this how it ends? It can't- it can't end like this. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I'm ready! I'm ready! Glory hallelujah! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Jerry? Jerry can you hear me? | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Yeah. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | There's something I have to tell you. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What? What is it? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | I cheated in the contest. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What? | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | What? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | The contest - I cheated. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Why? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Great - I won. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Jerry, I gotta tell you something too. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Yeah, Elaine I got something I want to say to you. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | No no - me first. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Alright. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Jerry, I've always loved ..u.. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Hey - What's going on? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | We're straightening out! | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | We're straightening out? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | We're straightening out! | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | We're straightening out! | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (After take-off, the group chit-chats) | Yeah! | Group | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | Well, again, sorry about that little mishap. But once you get everything checked out there shouldn't be anymore problems. | Captain | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | Where are we? | Jerry | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | Latham, Massachusetts. Why don't you take a cab into town, get yourself something to eat. I got your beeper number - I'll beep you as soon as we're ready. | Captain | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | Okay. | Jerry | Captain |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | Okay. | Elaine | Jerry |