Look, if I were
Look, if I were an actor, I would be doing a lot more of these type of movies. And if I was a music teacher, I would be doing something like this. But I don't think anyone should be forced to do this.
Look, if I were a male, I'd be dead in about 2 years. I would be dead if I got a cockroach. I would be dead if I got an elephant. I would be dead if I got a dog. I would be dead if I got a chipmunk. I would be dead if I got an armadillo. I would be dead if I got a goat. I would be dead if I got a monkey.