OK, first a correction
OK, first a correction, but then a very good summary.
OK, first a correction: this film is not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it is still absolutely terrible. The acting is atrocious, the acting is bad, and the acting is bad. The movie is about a couple of guys who get kidnapped by a group of pirates and they are joined by a bunch of guys who make a deal. They kill them, but the big bad guys decide to take the pirates