Look, if I were
Look, if I were a mom, I'd throw myself at that TV. We had nothing on the table that afternoon. Not even a dumbible boy could stop me from getting up and getting in a bad movie. I would have just left it in the house, and left my house. I don't think that would have made any difference to the movie, but it certainly did.
Look, if I were a movie-goer, I would probably have given the film a 2 out of 10. But, I'm a movie-goer. It's so embarrassing to see the worst movie ever made. If you're a movie-goer, you might find this one a real treat. But, if you're a movie-goer, you'll probably find it a bit more entertaining.