What we've got here
What we've got here, is a small town in Indiana. An old guy (Kimberly Wilkinson) and her old friend (Derek Hantz) stumble upon a show called "The Apprentice" where they meet a local ex-con (Mark Grimaldi). He hires a healer who specializes in shamanism, and he means to go out to the town to watch over a group of young women who've been kidnapped by evil witches. The
What we've got here is the most boring movie I've ever seen in my life. It can't even be called "funny" or "lame". One scene, where she is being held in the back of a bus by the driver, recounts the worst day of her life: "I was on the bus. I'm not going to go back to the bus." And it's not even the bus, it's the police,