Keep the Giraffe Burning
Keep the Giraffe Burning is a 1977 science fiction short story collection by John Sladek.

Contents 
Foreword
Elephant with Wooden Leg
The Design
The Face
The Master Plan
Flatland
A Game of Jump
The Hammer of Evil, or Career Opportunities at the Pascal Business School
The Locked Room
Another Look
Space Shoes of the Gods: An Archaeological Revelation
The Poets of Millgrove, Iowa
The Commentaries
Heavens Below: Fifteen Utopias (overall title for 15 short-short stories)
Getting There Is (n-1/n)th the Fun
The Bright Side
Mr. and Ms. America
Empty Promise
The Paradise Problem
What Changed Doyster's Mind
Handout
Assessment
Art News
Pax Gurney
A Fable
Utopia: A Financial Report
Utopiary
Luck
A Picnic
Scenes from Rural Life
The Secret of the Old Custard
Undecember
The Great Wall of Mexico
Afterword

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