input: TEXT: (In a very odd dungeon-like room,the boys watch on a monitor as some scruffy cutie jerksoff in separate area of the very odd dungeon-like room.) Ted: Internet Access, $38.00. Adult p0rn site membership,$29.95. Michael: Watching men jerk off in the comfort of your ownhome? Priceless. Brian: m*st*rb*t* the possibilities. Michael: All you're showing is a twink beating his meat. Ted: And you're point being? Michael: Well there must be 8 dizillean gay p0rn site. Em: I personally had think about 7 dizillian p0rn site. Michael: What makes you're any different? Ted: Oh Ye of little faith. OK, imagine you're at you'redesk and work for even Worthshafter and you're working onyou're calculations. It's do it 5, but you're alreadydone. Let's be honest, you give a sh1t aboutcalculations. Em: Who's calculations? Ted: So, you're log on for a little afternoon delight.But suddently Mr.Workshafter bargins in and shot,"Where is that file?" [he push "F10"]And voila. Brian: A non-cubicle dweller, that's really slick. Michael: Ultimate in safe s*x. Ted: JerkAtWork.net! For guys who don't only work...atwork. Em: I say he need something.. bigger. Brian: He looks like he's doin' alright to me. Ted: Bigger, huh? OK, Robby it's time for you're break. [Robbie huffs. Robbie puffs. And Robbie blows his wad allover himself. The Boys are impressed.] Michael: Holy cumshot! Ted: Don't forget, you're back in ten minutes! Michael: He can come again in ten minutes? Ted: With withness by the jizzball. Proving that thehandjob is quicker than the eye. Brian: Yeah
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output: Justin and Brian negotiate their relationship - it's not like your parents! Ted's new business flourishes thanks to Emmett. Could one of Michael's first customers turn out to be the love of his life? Lindsay can't stand Ted's dirty little business. Melanie shares a dirty little secret of her own!