input: TEXT: Scene: The Cafeteria Sheldon: It's not what it looks like. It's not what it looks like. Leonard: What are you grinding about? Sheldon: Penny's brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is dishevelled, and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue, it's not what it looks like. Leonard: Just let it go, Sheldon. Sheldon: If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't. Now, knowing Penny, the obvious answer is, they engaged in coitus. But, since that's what it looked like, we can rule that out. Let's put on our thinking cap, shall we? (Mimes doing so) Raj is from India, a tropical country. Third World hygiene. Parasitic infections are common, such as pinworms. Mm-hmm. The procedure for diagnosing pinworms is to wait until the subject is asleep, and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air. (Leonard spits out food) Yes, just like that. Penny could have been inspecting Raj's a**l region for parasites. Oh, boy. That's a true blue friend. Leonard: They slept together, Sherlock. Sheldon: No, you weren't listening. She said, it's not what it looks like. Leonard: She lied. Sheldon: Oh. Well don't I look silly sitting here wearing this? Credits sequence. Scene: The Cafeteria Howard: Hey. Raj: Hey. Leonard: Hey. Sheldon: Hey. Leonard, is it awkward for you knowing that one of your dear friends had sexual intercourse with a woman you used to love in the very place you lay your head? Leonard: No, I'm fine with it. Sheldon: That sounds like sarcasm, but I'm going to disregard it, because I have an agenda. Paintball. Specifically, the interdepartmental tournament this weekend. Now, in order to function better as a fighting unit, I thought we should establish a chain of command. Now, it
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output: Raj finds himself in hot water with Leonard after his night with Penny and also with Howard. Raj has feelings for Penny and talks to her about the recent events. Penny feels that this has damaged her relationship with the guys permanently and decides to move back, as she has not had any worthwhile acting jobs since moving. Sheldon appoints himself as the captain.