input: TEXT: Originally written by Adam Chase [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.] Rachel: Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies? Chandler: I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.) (Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams.) Chandler: Okay, I'm not gonna have one. Ross: Neither will I. (they both put back the brownies.) Phoebe: No, no, it's just my tooth. Chandler: All right I'll have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,) Ross: So what's a matter, you need a dentist? I've got a good one. Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can't see him. Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists. Ross: Why? Why can't you go to him? Phoebe: Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse. Rachel: Phoebe, what? Umm...what?! Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend 'Albino Bob'. Rachel: And all these people actually died? Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives! Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didn't kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It's, it's, it's just ah, a coincidence. Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You can't, their dead. OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel,
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output: When Chandler wants to buy Janice an expensive gift, Joey reveals that he saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. While babysitting Ben, Monica accidentally bumps his head on a post. Phoebe has a toothache but fears going to the dentist will cause someone's death, as she claims has happened before. She finally goes, but on returning, notices that Ugly Naked Guy is lying motionless in his apartment in the adjacent building. The gang fashions a long poking stick to determine if he is alive and are relieved when he swats it away.