input: TEXT: Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table.] Monica: I'm glad you're here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony. Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh... Ross: What's the matter? You okay? Rachel: Yeah, it's just y'know... Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding. Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony. Rachel: Oh! I would love to read a poem. Chandler: Do you think you could get through a poem? Rachel: (crying) It'll be a short one. Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading. Rachel: Ohhh... Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too. Chandler: Too? Ross: Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys. Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is? Ross: Sorry, I'm kinda keeping this one on the Q.T. Chandler: Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. (Winks in a spy-type manner.) Joey: (entering, excited) Hey! All: Hey! Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and... Monica: What is DOOL? Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!! All: Oh!! Chandler: That's great! Joey: And-and-and not only that, I'm gettin' a new brain!! Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life! Rachel: Wait, what do you mean you're getting a new brain? Joey: Oh well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body. Ross: What? A brain transplant?! Joey: (seriously) Yes, it's a highly controversial procedure. Ross:
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output: Joey's Days of our Lives character has a female character's brain transplanted into his body, and tells the actress playing her, Cecilia Monroe ( Susan Sarandon ), by accident. Joey uses his charm, he and Cecilia work to maintain the character's legacy, and then sleep together. Ross cooks up a special surprise for the wedding: dreadful bagpipe playing. Meanwhile, after finding a cute guy's phone, Phoebe and Rachel compete over who gets to keep it to start 'a fairytale for the digital age'. Later, an elderly gentleman claims the phone, and Phoebe happily goes to dinner with him, finding him more attractive than the young man whose phone they believed it was.