input: TEXT: 3.09 - A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving OPEN AT LORELAI'S HOUSE [Lorelai and Rory are on the couch watching television] RORY: I like these women. LORELAI: I love these women. RORY: Poor Edie. LORELAI: Which Edie? RORY: Little Edie. She's just trying to sing and her mom won't stop talking. LORELAI: Big Edie was so beautiful in her day. RORY: They were both pretty. LORELAI: I can't believe they were related to Jackie. RORY: Well, the Kennedy's kind of hid them in the background for many years. LORELAI: Well, when you're a Kennedy, how do you even choose who in the family to hide? RORY: It's a tough choice. LORELAI: Something beautiful about them though. They're cool, they're free. RORY: Yeah, and they're memorable. Most people are very forgettable. And they're happy. LORELAI: They had their cats. RORY: And their raccoons. LORELAI: And their pretty house. RORY: And each other. LORELAI: Add a few years and they're us. RORY: Yeah...yeah. LORELAI: Yeah. [opening credits] CUT TO THE INDEPENDENCE INN KITCHEN [Sookie rushes around giving instructions] SOOKIE: Rhiana, run it through the sieve again, I want it smooth as glass. Don't cut corners, people! LORELAI: Is she melting down? MICHEL: Like butter on a skillet. LORELAI: Sookie... SOOKIE: Just a sec, hon. How's your love life, Pete? A little frustrated, I bet. Wondering how I know that? <unk>Cause you're taking it out on my egg whites. Gently, fold them gently. Cheryl <unk> you're slicing not dicing, I can hear it in the chop. Adjust, my friend. LORELAI
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output: It's Thanksgiving, and Lorelai and Rory have dinner at four different places: the Kim's, where Lane has managed to get Dave invited and Lorelai is forced to eat tofurkey; Luke's, where Luke and Jess make it a foursome with Lorelai and Rory; Sookie's, where Jackson and his family have deep-fried the turkey, the lawn and just about everything else; and Emily and Richard's, where, to Lorelai's horror, Rory reveals that she has applied to Yale. Kirk gets a cat, with disastrous results; Dave asks Lane out, and then kisses her; Paris is afraid her difficulty getting into a shelter will impact her acceptance to Harvard; and Dean faces off with Jess and lets him know that it's no more "Mr. Nice Guy" for Mr. Forester.