input: TEXT: [In the opening scene, we see Drew Boyd, freaking out during the photo shoot for the Brown Athletics underwear ad.] Drew: (talking into his cell) I don't give a sh1t. I need to talk to him now! (Pacing around) Stuart. I can't do this. Brian: What the f*ck is going on here? Photographer: Your subject is being most uncooperative. Ted: He said he made a big mistake. He's talking to his agent. Brian: Well, did you remind him that he has a contract? Ted: Yeah, I did remind him. Drew: No, I'm not gonna grin and bear it! You're gonna get me out of this! Brian: Anything I can do to help? Drew: Yeah. You can get me my pants. Brian: Before I do that, why don't we discuss your concerns? Drew: There's nothing to discuss. I'm not doing it! Brian: It's a little bit late for that, isn't it? Drew: I'm Drew Boyd. I call the shots. Brian: Except when I have the ball. Drew: I'm feeling kind of exposed, you know? I'm not used to standing around in my shorts. Brian: What about in the locker room? You stand around in a lot less. Drew: In the locker room everyone's showing their ass. [Brian smiles. Cut to Drew posing in his underwear, the photographer snapping away. Panning around the room, we see that everybody's in their underwear. Most everybody's in black, but Brian's wearing those long gray jockey shorts. And Ted has boxers.] Ted: Christ, he's hot. What a pity he's straight. Brian: Well, even if he weren't, do you think he'd f*ck you wearing those? (He casts a derisive glance at Ted's boxers). Ted: I wasn't expecting to be standing around in my shorts. Brian: I don't know if he's gonna sell any underwear, but he sure as hell is
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output: Brian goes head-to-head with the fund-raiser hired by the Center. Hunter leads Ben and Michael to believe he might be hustling again. Debbie tries to woo Carl back. Sam isn't ready to give up on Lindsay. Emmett and Drew continue their affair.