input: TEXT: Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman [Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.] Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!! Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that? Chandler: Treeger's snaking the shower drain. Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell? Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop. (Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.) Chandler: Hey! Joey: Whoa! Is this p0rn? What did I do? I must've hit something on the remote. Chandler: Do we pay for this? Joey: No, we didn't even pay our cable bill-maybe this is how they punish us. Chandler: Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill-free phone s*x. Joey: Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.) Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked. Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on! Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money. Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it! Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I'm sad. (Exits.) Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The p0rn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.] Rachel: All right, y'know what
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output: Phoebe is shocked she is expecting triplets and wants to find a way to help financially support Frank and Alice. Monica persuades Ross to pursue Emily to the airport. Ross arrives just as she is boarding and says he loves her. Emily merely says thank you and leaves. She later calls to apologize for her lukewarm reaction and says it was because there is someone else. Monica believes Emily loves Ross and convinces him to go to England to say he loves her. Ross flies to London, unaware Emily has returned to New York to tell Ross she loves him. They finally connect by phone. Phoebe and Frank decide to start a massage/taxi business using the van Phoebe and Monica were once going to use for a catering business. Chandler and Joey are delighted to discover a free pornography channel on their TV, becoming addicted when they refuse to turn it off.