input: TEXT: Becca: Vernon and I just want to thank you all for coming. Ever since I was a small girl, I've dreamt of this day. Vernon: Me, too. (laughter) Becca: Sure, in my fantasy, it took place at Fraggle Rock. (laughter) I was marrying Johnny Depp. Vernon: Me, too. (laughter) (Becca clears her throat) Becca: But in all seriousness, it is so amazing to be surrounded by so many people who care about us. We really feel... so much love from you guys. And as the Beatles said, "All you need is love." And a Vera Wang dress. (Becca chuckles) (laughter) Vernon and I are looking forward to seeing you at our 50th wedding anniversary. (Becca laughs) (crying): Promised myself I wasn't gonna do this. Uh, Jimmy, are you having a-a good time? Jimmy: Absolutely. Just so glad you invited me. Becca: Really? Jimmy: Of course. Sometimes, well, you just want to witness the beginning of a disaster, so later, when the house is engulfed in flames, you can say, "Yup, I was there when they installed the faulty wiring." Becca: Unbelievable. Jimmy: Just admit it. You only invited me here so you could passive-aggressively rub my nose in your happiness. At least I would have had the decency to rub your nose in it directly. Becca: Oh, yes, your commitment to honesty is so refreshing. It must be so hard being the only one who sees people for what they actually are. Jimmy: It is. It's incredibly hard. Becca: Well, it's also gonna be what keeps you alone, because you are ugly and unpleasant and honestly, Jimmy, you're not the original you think you are. Jimmy: I'm not original? Wow! That is hilarious, coming from such a... No, you're right. This day isn't about me, is it? Becca: What were you gonna say? Jimmy: Forget it. Becca: No, I'm serious. I really want to know what does (in British
  SUMMARY:
output: Jimmy is thrown out of Becca and Vernon's wedding reception . He meets Gretchen, who is running off with one of the bride's gifts. Discovering that they feel the same about long-term love, the two hook up that night, vowing that they will never become a conventional couple. Usually Jimmy's conquests are gone by morning, but Gretchen stays and meets Edgar, who is cooking breakfast for Jimmy. Late for work, she gets a ride from Lindsay who is astonished she had sex with Jimmy. Gretchen gets annoyed with Lindsay and asks to be let out of the car. At work she finds that rapper Sam Dresden and his pals have wrecked a photographer's studio during a photo shoot. Sam blames her for being late and insists she find him some drugs to make up for it. She returns to Jimmy's house to get her purse and has an argument with Jimmy, which ends with her telling Jimmy the night was a mistake and he was lucky to get her. Later Edgar tells Jimmy that Gretchen must be special because she spent the night. Jimmy finds that Gretchen has taken his car, and calls her. Gretchen is at Ty Wyland's house to get drugs for Sam. She has found that Ty is not as attractive as he used to be. She and Jimmy talk and realize they want to see more of each other.