input: TEXT: Ted (2030): Why do they fight? What is it hidden in us that drives us to settle disagreements with our fists? (In Lily's class, two boys fight) Whatever it is, this is from the beginning. Lily: Stop fighting! Boy 1: Why? Lily: It's stupid and childish. Boy 2: It has been six years. It is stupid and childish. Ted (2030): Children, I fought just once in my life. And that's how it happened. You know I have recently been abandoned at the altar. And the worst when it comes to us, apart from being abandoned at the altar, is what happens after. A steady stream, persistent and unbearable pity. At McClaren's, Wendy brings drinks to Marshall, Lily, Barney, Ted and Robin. Wendy: Cranberry Vodka, gin and tonic. Scotch and soda. Ted: Thank you. Can I see the menu? Wendy: Ted, I'll get you a menu... but I promise I will return. Ted: We'll have to go elsewhere. In this bar, I will always be the guy left at the altar. It sucks! Barney: Good times. Ted: We lost Barney. Robin: What? Lily: There's a girl there in a sweater wrap. He does not listen to a word they say. Hein, Barney? Barney: Leave me alone! Ted: He understood, there is little time, he could hold a conversation with just the titles of sitcoms "black" of the 70s and 80s. Barney: What's going on? Lily: Barney, you wanna go and get my stuff does not Marshall? Barney: Diff'rent Strokes. Man: What is this? Ted (2030): I spoke to Doug, children? Not? Well... Flashback In McClaren's... Ted (2030): Doug Martin was in McClaren's bartender. He was always in the corner. Barney: You... Been to Ted? Ted: It is not play "You know Ted." Barney (a pencil in his nose): I'm dead? (Doug misses and laughs) I
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output: Ted tries to prove to the gang that he's not a loser after being left at the altar. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted decide to pick a fight with the guys sitting in their favorite booth to impress Robin. Robin gets turned on by the fighting.