input: TEXT: [ The cafeteria ] Leonard: Have you guys heard about this research team that's trying to transgenically manipulate chicken DNA to create some sort of chicken dinosaur? Sheldon: Oh, I think that sounds wonderful. Howard: What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens. Sheldon: Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot. Raj: Hey, guys. Howard: Hey. Sheldon: Hello. Raj: We still on for tomorrow night? Leonard: Yeah. I'm excited to finally meet your girlfriend. Sheldon: Speaking of which, according to a recent study out of Oxford University, when someone takes on a new romantic partner, that person loses one or two close friends. Howard: Since when do you read social science? Sheldon: I go to the bathroom like everybody else. Raj: Why would I lose friends just because I started dating someone? Leonard: Yeah, you didn't lose anyone when you met Amy. Yeah, well, no, this study refers to romantic partners. Not the way I would categorize the two of us. Raj: You guys kiss and hold hands. Leonard: I've seen him do it. It's not romantic. Raj: Look, I'm not the kind of guy who drops his friends just because he's in a relationship. Leonard: What happens if she doesn't like us? Raj: Well, hey, you're my dear friends. You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years, and then you're dead to me. [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> The Earth began to cool <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> We built the Wall <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] We built the pyramids [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> That all started with
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output: Leonard and Penny finally meet Raj's girlfriend Emily, but Penny feels that Emily does not like her. Emily agrees to let Penny practice a pharmaceutical sales pitch on her; however, Emily ignores her pitch. Emily admits she is unhappy that Penny previously hooked-up with Raj. Raj brings the two of them together to talk and Emily apologizes for being rude; however, after the meeting both women part and it is clear that they are still very uncomfortable with each other. Since Stuart did not get enough insurance money to reopen his comic book store, the men decide to invest in it as part owners. Penny wonders why Leonard wants to discuss finances, while Amy and Bernadette reluctantly accept the investment. Howard's mother has already given the money to Stuart and is calling him by Howard's old pet name "Bubula" upsetting Howard. Finally, the men are disappointed that they are not getting a nice comfortable homey place to sit and read comic books, though that is what they are doing in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment.