input: TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Leonard is laying out wine and napkins in front of his laptop. Sheldon: What are you doing? Leonard: Oh, uh, Priya's calling in a few minutes on Skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date. Sheldon: It's eight o'clock in the morning in Mumbai. How can she have dinner? Leonard: Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast. Sheldon: All right, so technically it's not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you'd open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night? Leonard: That doesn't sound like mocking. Sheldon: You didn't let me finish. Dinfast (rolls eyes). Are those soy-based candles? Leonard: I don't know. Why? Sheldon: Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. Dinfast (rolls eyes). Leonard: Listen, I don't want to be rude, but Priya's gonna be calling any minute, so... Sheldon: Oh, yes, Priya. Leonard, you know I make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs. Leonard: Yes, I've always admired that about you. Sheldon: As well you should. But I'm going to make an exception here. Leonard: Oh, good. Sheldon: Priya has moved back to India to pursue her law career. Instead of desperately trying to keep this intercontinental relationship alive, you could use that time to take up a hobby. Leonard: A hobby? Sheldon: Yes. I read recently about a fellow in Kansas with an enormous ball of twine. I bet you could give him a run for his money. Leonard: You know, some people might say that it's great that we're trying to make things work long distance. They'd say things like, love is stronger than the miles between you. Sheldon: When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized. Leonard: You video-
  SUMMARY:
output: Penny gets a new chair, which Sheldon enjoys until he finds out that she picked it up from the street. He constantly pesters Penny to dispose of it, to no avail. Note: Melissa Rauch is absent in this episode.