input: TEXT: 3.03 - Application Anxiety OPEN AT LORELAI'S HOUSE [Lorelai and Rory are on the sofa watching "The Brady Bunch Variety Hour"] RORY: This is sublime. LORELAI: It was the golden age of television. RORY: The music, the costumes, the sets. LORELAI: All cylinders were fired on this one, boy! RORY: And who knew that they all had such musical talent? LORELAI: And such far out booty shaking abilities, as well. [The mailman walks through the front door and sets the mail on the bench] EDDIE: Mail, ladies. LORELAI: Thanks, Eddie! [Eddie walks back out; Rory walks over to get the mail] RORY: Did you see that TV Guide had this on their list of the worst fifty shows of all time? LORELAI: I know! Who are they to judge? RORY: I know, it's on my top fifty best. LORELAI: Yeah, right after "Holmes and Yoyo" and "Hee Haw Honeys." Oh, Rory, get back here! They're in clown suits and headed for the pool. RORY: Oh my God. LORELAI: Honey, come here. RORY: It's here. LORELAI: What's here? RORY: My application to Harvard. LORELAI: Oh my God. [walks over to look at it] It's beautiful. RORY: Impressive letterage, huh? LORELAI: Oh, yeah, it's so... RORY: Very. LORELAI: Can I hold it? RORY: Be careful. LORELAI: Oh, it's heavy, heavy with importance. RORY: I feel dizzy. LORELAI: Are you sure that's not just the sight of Robert Reed in the tight clown pants? RORY: Oh, geez. Let the record show that when my application to Harvard arrived, we were watching "The Brady Bunch Variety Hour." LORELAI: You don't lose points for that, do you? RORY: I hope not. Man, this morning I was reading Dead
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output: Rory's application for Harvard arrives, plunging Rory, Lorelai and Emily into a frenzy. A Chilton seminar on college applications only adds to Rory's anxiety and sends Paris into a tizzy. Taylor steamrollers Luke into opening a soda shop next to the diner. Lane places an ad in the paper for a band and finds a musical soul mate. Lorelai and Rory have dinner with a Harvard alumnus and his family which may assure her chances of acceptance. Dean has a talk with Rory about their future after she goes to Harvard.