input: TEXT: Is this on? (Beeps) Well, it's been a month since my last Val vlog. (Beeps) Was this going the whole time? (Beeps) Well, it's been a month since my last Val vlog, and I have some really big news. But first, I just want to give a shout-out to my subscriber who said, "I love it when you do impressions." (Laughs) Well... (Mimics Edith bunker) I have very big news that I'm very excited to tell you about. (Giggles) That's my Edith Bunker. Played by the wonderful... (Beeps) Jean Stapleton! Okay. (Beeps) I should get to my news. Uh... I've been cast in an HBO show. Mark: Why are you telling people you're... Ugh, God. Mark, I thought you left. Why are you sneaking up? Well, I'm not sneaking up. I came to get something. And why are you telling people that you're doing that show? We talked about that. Well, okay, to be fair... Okay, you said, "no effing way" and left the room. I was trying to have a safe discussion and you left the listening circle. Oh, is that what I did? Yeah. Okay. I'm listening. Tell me again why you'd ever want to do that show. It's HBO, Mark. I'll be an actress on an HBO show. Do another HBO show. Okay, I'll just put my name on the sign-up sheet for that. Okay, now it sounds like you're not listening. Okay. All right. Listen, I hear that, okay? I hear that. So you go. Okay. I'm expressing concern that... You're doing something that's a not-so-flattering version of yourself, written by a drug-addicted... Okay. Asshole, who's just gonna... Yeah. Okay. Right. I'll go. First of all, I'm not playing me. HBO was very clear about that. Okay, and B: Paulie's
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output: HBO suggests Valerie repurpose her pilot as behind the scenes web content for Seeing Red . Because such a venture requires a union film crew, Valerie reconnects with Jane, who begrudgingly agrees to produce it. Afterward, Valerie attends an HBO-hosted Golden Globe Awards watch party, where she, Mark, and Jane have an awkward confrontation with Paulie G.