input: TEXT: [September 2007 - The appartment] Lily and Marshall (laughing): Oh my god! Ted (gets out of his bedroom): I have a tattoo! Barney: oh, that's not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp! Ted: a tramp stamp?! [Title: present day -in a tatto remote clinic] Narrator: kids, too often in life, we make decisions that we're not prepared to live with. (a man with a tattoo "rex&evelyn forever" cries) This is a story about those decisions, and the consequences that follow. (Ted is in the clinic, hidden derriere a newspaper) [the appartment - Ted/Marshall/Barney] Ted: Say goodbye, kids, 'cause it won't be around much longer. (He shows his tattoo) Lily: oh, but Ted, if you get rid of the butterfly, how's everyone gonna know you're a stripper fron reno with daddy issues? Ted: yes, yes, enjoy these final moments of mockery because in just ten surprisingly expensive sessions, Stella is gonna zap that butterfly right off the face of my lower back. Lily: Stella? Ted: Dr Stella Zinman. She's the best in the business. And she's rather cute in fact. In fact... we're going to a movie together tonight. Barney: what? Ted: I asked her out. All: Ted, why would you do that? Barney: what's matter with you? Ted: What? What do you mean? Barney: Dude... don't poop where you eat. Ted: oh, no, this doesn't count. Marshall: If it's someone you see on a regular basis, and you can't avoid them... Lily: and in this case, you're paying them... then yes, it counts. Barney: You've heard of the golden rule, right? "love their neighbor?" Ted: uh, actually, it's "do unto others as you would
  SUMMARY:
output: When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.