input: TEXT: Ted from 2030: Kids, when your best friend loses someone... Marshall: My dad's dead? Ted from 2030:...you drop everything and rush to his side only to find yourself standing there with no idea what to do or say. At Marvin's funeral Ted: This is the toughest time in Marshall's life and I feel absolutely useless. What can we do to help? Lily: Don't look at me. This morning Marshall said, "I have to pee." And I, "Don't worry, baby, I'll do it for you." Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense!" Robin: Well, uh, I've been to a couple funerals, so I know my role: I'm Vice Girl. Whatever Marshall needs to get through this day, I got it right here. Ted: Cigarettes, alcohol... Are these firecrackers? My God, Robin, you somehow crammed Tijuana into a purse. Robin, hushing: Be cool, nerds! Lily: Marshall's mom hasn't eaten, slept or sat down since we got here. Wait! That can be my role! I'll take care of Judy! Robin: Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate you--the fact that you two aren't very close? Ted, whispering: Sweet save. Lily: Okay, yes, Judy and I aren't besties, but today, whatever she needs, I'm there. I'm on Judy duty. Ted: "Judy duty." Barney: She said "doody." Robin: Really, guys? At a funeral? Ted: Uh, okay, while not all of us possess your lofty sense of decorum, Drug-DealerFrom-An-'80s-After-School-Special, we have to laugh today. It's healthy. Barney: Wait a minute! Today, we are gonna make Marshall laugh. Robin: How? Barney: Ted, what's the one thing that always cracks him up? Ted: Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts. Barney: Internet footage of a guy
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output: The gang travels home to Minnesota with Marshall where Ted and Barney will stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully that terrorized him throughout his youth.