input: TEXT: EXT. NEW YORK CITY Future Ted VO: Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days before I met your mother, but there's one story I don't remember. Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the pineapple incident. The night started like any other. We were downstairs at the bar. INT. MACLAREN'S (Lily, Marshall, Ted, Robin and Barney sit at booth, Carl comes over with drinks) Carl: On the house. Everyone: Whoa. Carl: It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon. Everyone: Wow. Thanks, Carl. (Carl walks away) Ted: We're not really doing shots, are we? Lily: I hope not. Barney: No, no. Lily: These look kinda like blood. Marshall: OK, I know that you've all dismissed this theory before, but is there any chance that Carl is a vampire? Barney: That's ridiculous. Marshall: I'm serious. Think about it. He always wears black, we never see him in the daylight, only after dark. Robin: Oh my God, that does describe a vampire, or you know, a bartender. (Everyone but Marshall laughs) Robin: Well, I should go get dressed. Ted: Where are you going, buddy? Hot date? Lily: I'll say, she's going out with a billionaire. Robin: Lily, I told you not to call him that. Ted: Wait, you're really going out with a billionaire? Robin: He's not a billionaire. He's a hundred millionaire. Why do people always round up? Ted: So, uh, where's Thurston Howell taking you? Robin: A charity dinner. Lily: Yeah, $2000 a plate. Robin: $1500, Stop rounding up. And it's for third world hunger. Barney: You gonna put out? (Everyone looks at Barney incredulously) Barney: What? There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner and it's not so little Mutu can get his malaria pills. Lily: I think my soul just threw up
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output: After Ted passes out after an especially wild night in town, he wakes up the next morning with a sprained ankle, a burnt jacket, a girl in his bed, and a pineapple in his room. Unable to recall everything that transpired over the course of the evening, he asks his friends and the girl in his bed, Trudy, to fill him in on the night's misadventures.