TEXT: Originally written by Alexa Junge. Transcribed by guineapig. PRE-INTRO-SCENE: CENTRAL PERK (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT JOEY) MONICA: Alright. Phoebe? PHOEBE: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! ROSS: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? CHANDLER: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. RACHEL: See, there's always one guy. (MOCKING) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (ENTER JOEY) ALL: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. MONICA: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? JOEY: Probably kill myself! MONICA:..Excuse me? JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. JOEY: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.. (INTRO) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK (ROSS AND MONICA ARE WATCHING PHOEBE SLEEP) MONICA: How does she do that? ROSS: I cannot sleep in a public place. MONICA: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. PHOEBE: (WAKING AND STARTLING THEM) Oh! What what what!...Hi. ROSS: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again. MONICA: What's going on with you? PHOEBE: I got no sleep last night! ROSS: Why? PHOEBE: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each
SUMMARY:
Ross, feeling morose on the anniversary of his first time sleeping with Carol, attends a Rangers game with Chandler and Joey. When a hockey puck hits Ross's face, the guys take him to the emergency room. While there, Ross reveals that Carol is the only woman he has ever slept with. Rachel is upset that most of her first paycheck went to the Federal Insurance Contributions Act tax (FICA). When her old friends visit, she is even more depressed about her new life, feeling they are more successful than she. Monica and Phoebe throw a slumber party which fails to cheer up Rachel until the girls spy on George Stephanopoulos who they learn is staying in the apartment across the street.