TEXT: [Ted's Porno Academy. He's got himself an assistant now, named Eddie. Michael and Brian walk slowly through the poorly lit warehouse, watching the different rooms of s*x as Ted shouts out orders.] Ted: That's it, Prison Cell! Really give it to him! Remember he's in for ten years hard labor! The guys in the elevator. Yeah, don't let us members down. Keep it up. Michael, don't across in front of the camera, thanks. Keep it liquid. Michael: Can I ask you a question, Ted? Ted: Shoot! [to one of his boys] Not you! Michael: How do you get any work done with all these hot, horny guys surrounding you? Brian: Yeah, if I were here, I would run with a permanent boner. Michael: Thought you already did! Ted: Hot and horny action IS my work. Uh, it's like a dream come true. Michael: I can guess what kind of dream. Brian: You have ever though that you, Theodore Schmidt, loser and reject putz, lined up with the luckiest fucker in the world. Ted: Do I detect a note of envy, Bri? Brian: I better get back to work. I have a new account. Baby wipes. Michael: Yeah, I got some comic books unpack and filing. Ted: Thank you, Eddie. As for me got rim-bo-rama, to the five, got dildo days. From six to nine. Lets get your boys back on your liveless lucky lives. Michael: Trying to get back. Brian: Fucker! [Justin and Ethan sittin' in a futon.] Justin: You know you make love like you play your violin? Ethan: You are my instrument. First I tune you. And then I stroke you with my bow. And then I make beautiful sounds pour out of you. Justin: I have to go. [He pulls on his pants. Ethan watches] Ethan: You have big plans tonight? Justin: Oh yeah, a day with copier boy. I make posters for my comic book. Ethan: Sounds awesome. Justin: I want to publize all over Liberty Avenue.
SUMMARY:
Michael is tempted to expose Justin's affair with Ethan to Brian. Ted's become immune to porn. Melanie and Lindsay ask Leda to leave. Bowling Showdown: Cops vs. Queers!