TEXT: 3.12 - Lorelai Out of Water OPEN IN LORELAI'S FRONT YARD [Lorelai and Rory are staring at their garage] RORY: Well. LORELAI: I'd say three years. RORY: I'd say more like four. LORELAI: What? It has not been four years since we've stepped foot inside our own garage. RORY: It was when we got the Jeep. LORELAI: That wasn't...yes, it was. RORY: And even then, I think we only got as far as opening the door before something flew out and scared you. LORELAI: Yes, it scared me while you stood by calmly like Dr. Dolittle chatting with the bat. RORY: It was a bat, wasn't it? LORELAI: Wearing an OzzFest T-shit, I believe. RORY: Will the man never be able to live that down? LORELAI: Well, Joe Namath will forever be wearing pantyhose. RORY: True, very true. LORELAI: So, uh, what do we do about the bat cave? RORY: Well, we did promise Lane that her band could rehearse here. LORELAI: Yes, we did. RORY: And they'll probably need to actually get in there to do so. LORELAI: So I guess we're going in. RORY: I guess we are. LORELAI: All right. On three <unk> one, two, three. [They open the garage doors] RORY: Ah! LORELAI: What, what is it? RORY: Those are the boxes from our attic that you were supposed to give away two years ago. LORELAI: What? RORY: I spent three days boxing all the stuff in the attic and you were going to call a charity and get someone to pick them up. LORELAI: I made an appointment, the guy didn't show. RORY: He didn't? LORELAI: No, I don't think. RORY: Unbelievable. LORELAI: Look
SUMMARY:
Luke is opposed to having Taylor's attorney Nicole oversee the paperwork for the construction of the new soda shop until he meets the attractive redhead, who takes as immediate a shine to Luke as he does to her; Lane's clever scheme to get her mother's permission to attend the prom horribly backfires; Luke offers to teach Lorelai the fine art of angling after Alex invites her to go fishing; Rory and Lorelai clear out their garage for Lane's band and Lorelai gains a new admirer from the band; Lane and Rory have some hearts-to-hearts about the men in their lives; Paris's ratcheting up the conflict between her and Rory when she calls for Rory's impeachment by the student council is brought to a swift end by Headmaster Charleston, who threatens to revoke the glowing letters he wrote to Harvard for each of them.