TEXT: 3.05 - Eight O'Clock at the Oasis OPEN IN STARS HOLLOW [Lorelai and Rory are walking down the street toward the diner] LORELAI: And the rabbit says, <unk>How about that schnitzel!' Well? RORY: Well what? There's no punchline. LORELAI: That is the punchline. RORY: <unk>How about that schnitzel!' <unk> that's the punchline? LORELAI: Well, no, not when you say it like that. RORY: How am I supposed to say it? LORELAI: Like a punchline. RORY: How about that schnitzel! LORELAI: Oh, forget it. RORY: What? LORELAI: You ruined my joke. RORY: Um, no, the punchline ruined your joke. LORELAI: Ha! RORY: What? LORELAI: You admit it's a punchline. RORY: Oh my God. LORELAI: Ha, I am vindicated. <unk>How about that schnitzel!' has officially been declared a punchline. RORY: A really bad punchline. LORELAI: No one asked for the Norton Critical Edition. All the schnitzel and I wanted was some recognition and now we have it. [they walk into Luke's Diner] LORELAI: Oh, man, it's packed in here. RORY: I guess we counter it. LORELAI: Oh, I guess we do. [they sit down at the counter] LUKE: What? LORELAI: What do you know, your face really can freeze that way. RORY: Are you okay? LUKE: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great. It's a big fat happy sunshine day for me. LORELAI: Business looks good. RORY: Yeah, the place is packed. LUKE: Sure, it's been taken over by the J. Crew catalog. [Several families with little kids are seated at the tables] RORY: Oh, look, babies! LORELAI: I never wanna
SUMMARY:
Lorelai attends Emily's society auction where she meets a very handsome man but neglects to get his number, forcing her to ask her mother for it; after a disastrous first date, Lorelai turns down an invitation to another, not realizing that Emily and Richard have a lot invested in her dating this son of their friends; after Lorelai and Rory agree to water their new neighbor's lawn while he's out of town, Jess comes to Rory's rescue when the lawn's sprinker system malfunctions.