TEXT: Ted from 2030: Marshall and Lily have together for nine wonderful years until she dumped him and ran off to San Francisco. The healing process was taking a long time. Then, one night he made a giant leap forward. At MacLaren's. Robin: Alright, see you guys later. Ted: I'll walk you out. Marshall: See ya. Barney: You just checked out Robin's ass. Marshall: What? No. I... Barney, I was... Barney: Dude, that's awesome! You're finally forgetting about that short redhead. Marshall: Lily. Barney: Yes, Lily, thank you. That was gonna drive me crazy all night. Hey, Ted! Marshall's just checked out your girlfriend's ass. Marshall: I did not Ted... Ted: Awesome! You're finally getting better. Barney: This is the moment I've been waiting for. Starting tonight, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Ted, you're out of chance, Marshall's in. Ted: Yes! Marshall: Oh, God! Barney: Marshall, being a single guy in New York city is like... Pfff... What does everybody like? Marshall: Candy. Barney: Yeah! It's like being in a candy store. You just walk right in and grab yourself some Whoppers. Yeah. Is Whoppers the best ones? Ted: Mounds. Barney: Milk Duds. Ted: Gobstoppers. Barney: Um... Ted from 2030: This went on for another hour. I'll just skip to the end. Ted: Dubble Bubbles. Barney: Nice! Marshall, we're doing this. I am not taking no for an answer. Marshall: Fine. Ted (on the phone): Hey Robin. Marshall checked out your ass. Marshall: Ted, what is wrong with you? Robin (on the phone): He checked out my ass? Hey, tell him thanks. I felt like I was having a bad ass day. Cool. See ya. Robin reaches her apartment. Lily is on her landing. Robin: Lily. Lily: It is a great ass. CREDIT TITLES Ted from 2030
SUMMARY:
Barney teaches Marshall how to pick up women. When things start to go sour for an awkward Marshall, Barney steps in and wins the women over... for himself. Lily returns from her art experience. While helping her look for a new apartment, Ted gets sick of hearing about Lily's amazing summer in San Francisco.