TEXT: With Help From: Aaron Miller [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.] Joey: What are you doing? Ross: I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. (There's nothing on the shelf.) Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. (There's one lone tomato.) And top shelf: expired products. (The shelf is jammed packed.) Joey: Why are you doing this? Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners. Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You've got to spread it out a little, you know. Haven't you ever been unemployed? Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical! Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here...sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?! Ross: So what, we just sit? Joey: Ohh, no, no. We're not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.) Chandler: (Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing. Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you. Chandler: (Angrily) Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! (Ross and Joey laugh silently.) It's been six months! It's not funny! Joey: But, I love you. Chandler: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! (J
SUMMARY:
During his forced time off from work, Ross, bored, encourages Joey to write his own screenplay, ultimately causing friction between the three guys. Phoebe becomes overly aggressive collecting money for the poor in the run-up to Christmas. Monica sets Rachel up on a date with Danny, but Rachel quickly loses interest after Danny and his sister act overly affectionate with one another.