TEXT: Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan [Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.] Chandler: Do you think that there's a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you're driving into town there's-there's like a sign, and it says "You're in Sample." (He says it like urine sample.) Monica: (entering) Hey. All: Hey! Rachel: How'd it go with Pete?! Joey: Tell us! Monica: You're not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over... [Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They're both names you've already heard. One's Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.] Billy Crystal: I'm sorry. Ex-excuse us. I'm sorry, it's a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch) Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch? Billy: Yeah, move over just a little bit. (Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.) Robin: Keep on scooching. [cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete's] Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm... (Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.) Robin: Why? Why?! What's wrong with me?! Billy: What's the matter? Robin: I have a feelin'... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist. (The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.) Billy: How do you know? Robin: Well y'know, he's got access. Billy: Yeah. Robin: Y'know it's that feeling you get, y'know? Billy: Like when you go bowl
SUMMARY:
Monica tries to support Pete's UFC dreams, but after his brutal losses, she says she cannot stay if he continues, then breaks up with him after he refuses to quit. Chandler has a problem when his new boss keeps slapping his butt in a friendly but inappropriate manner. Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with Bonnie (Christine Taylor), a pretty girl who used to shave her head. This episode features a cameo skit by Billy Crystal and Robin Williams .