TEXT: [We open with some oiled-up,musclebound, quite naked young man at a photo shoot,wearing a crown and a velvet-and-ermine cape, and holdinga royal orb over the family jewels. The last shot finallyshows him on a poster, announcing the "King ofBabylon" contest. Cut to the poster on the frontdoor of the Liberty Diner, as two patrons enter. In thebackground, Debbie moves toward another poster in theback -- past The Boys sitting at the counter -- and slapsa big "Tonight" sticker on it.] Debbie: Can you believe is a year already? Justin: Since when? Emmett: "King of Babylon Contest". Michael: As always seems so a big deal. But a week laterno-one can remember one. Ted: Angel Ascobar - 5' 10''. 175'', 28' waist, 9 inchcock and a birthmark in a shape of Placido Domingo in hisright eye. Emmett: Wow, we give him attention. Blake: Should I be jealous? [Ted grins and gives him a sweet kiss. Mike and Emmettexchange a skeptical look.] Emmett: I think I skip the desert. Brian: Who cares about a bunch of steroid gym bunniesdancing around in their shorts, anyway? Debbie: Considering you f*cked all last year contestants- you? Justin: God, who did that? Michael: Who wouldn't f*ck Brian? Justin: No, I meant stripping in front of all of thosepeople? Ted: For a $1000 bucks and a trip to the Bahamas? A lotof guys. Emmett: Especially if they're on drugs -- please, they'lldo anything. [Ted glares at Emmett. Emmett smiles tightly at Blake.] Emmett: Ups, sorry. [Later, The Boys -- plus Blakebut minus Justin -- walk to their respective homes/cars.] Ted: Blake acknowledges his addiction, and he's workingon it. Blake: I've been going to meetings at the
SUMMARY:
Who will be crowned King of Babylon? An innocent trip to the mall lands Vic in jail; Brian is beaten at his own game.