TEXT: LORELAI'S HOUSE [Lorelai on the phone] LORELAI: It's me and you father, we're home. I don't know if you forgot, but we've been in Paris, and we flew across oceans and oceans just to see you again. And, so, we would really like to see you again -- today, tonight, A.S.A.P., Okay? So please call me, call me back. S.T.A.S.A.P -- sooner than as soon as possible. Okay, honey, call me. Call me. Call me. Call. Okay. Bye. CHRISTOPHER: Okay, that was your last one. I'm cutting you off. She will call you when she wakes up. LORELAI: [groans] CHRISTOPHER: Now sit. LORELAI: [Sighs] CHRISTOPHER: I need an open mind. Are you giving me an open mind? LORELAI: Okay, it's open. CHRISTOPHER: Wide open? LORELAI: Yeah, blue skies, green grass, vistas as far as the eye can see. CHRISTOPHER: Good, because I want you to picture, on this wall, a waterfall. LORELAI: Huh? CHRISTOPHER: You know like one of those wall waterfalls -- they're really soothing. LORELAI: Slam. CHRISTOPHER: What. LORELAI: The sound of my mind closing. CHRISTOPHER: Come on we could get a Barcalounger right here and just lean back and listen - it would be like living in Hawaii. LORELAI: Are you serious -- a Barcalounger? CHRISTOPHER: Soft leather, adjustable footrest. You know what else would be awesome? LORELAI: Not having a Barcalounger? CHRISTOPHER: Flat-screen TV here -- high def, day and night. And you know what else might work? One of those electronic fish -- what do they call it? -- The Big-mouth Billy Bass fish. You know what they are right. When somebody walks by
SUMMARY:
Rory goes home to Stars Hollow to have dinner with her parents, where it is revealed that they eloped while in Paris. Rory pretends to be happy, but later reveals her anger to Lorelai. Logan comes back to town for a launch party, which Rory attends and about which she later writes a judgmental article. Due to accusations by Logan, Rory plans to find a new apartment. Meanwhile, Luke turns to Lorelai in a time of medical emergency with April.