TEXT: [A bizarre Show. All male actors in black suits are at the stage - together. A moderator calls their names - and they walk up in front.] Moderator: And our next contestant - Michael Novotny! [Audience cheers.] Moderator: And here comes Ted Schmidt! A new entry - Justin Taylor! The favourite Brian Kinney! A real crowd breezer Emmett Honeycut! And let's hear it for Ben Bruckner! [he opens the envelope] And the winner is... Brian Kinney! [All boys claps with their hands. Cut to Mel - she's scream. We're in Mel's bedroom.] Lindsay: What is it? Mel: Oh, I had that dream. Again. Lindsy: Mr.Sperm donor pageant? Who won this time? Mel: Guess! Lindsay: Maybe it's some kind of sign. Mel: I've already told you I want someone else. Lindsay: But we agreed it's important that our kids has the same parent. Mel: I didn't agree to the same asshole. Lindsay: I need my sleep. Mel: Look, I know how much it means to you - you always has, you always will - it doesn't seem the same to me. [Cut to Brian's office. Brian holds up a potato chip.] Vance: "To eat or not to eat". Brian: Try one. One's not wanna kill you. [He tastet some - soon he eats he screams for water.] Vance: Water! Jesus! You've said it wasn't gonna kill me what the hell are in those things? Brian: Chilly powder, tobasco, peppers, a touch of sulfuric acid for the extra little kick. Meet our news account. "Hot Potato" Vance: How we can make those sexy? [Brian show Vance his idea.] Vance: Hehe, "Hotter than your date, last saturday night." Cynthia: I'm sorry Brian, but she insisted. Claire: Brian, I need to talk to you. The school just called. Peter broke his arm in soccer practise. Brian:
SUMMARY:
Lindsay and Melanie ask Michael to father their second child. Brian's accused of molesting his nephew. Ted loves having Emmett in his heart - his condo's another story.