TEXT: INT. KITCHEN (Robin cooking, Ted walks in) Future Ted VO:...learn about relationships is that you're never done getting to know someone. Everyone has secrets. Some are nice. Ted: You know how to make crepes? That is so cool. (Ted and Robin kiss) INT. TED'S BEDROOM (Robin and Ted sitting in his bed) Future Ted VO: Some aren't as nice. Robin: And then there was Derek and counting you, that puts the total up to... Ted: Oh, I got your total...counting along... INT. MACLAREN'S (Robin, Ted, Marshall and Lily sitting at booth) Future Ted VO: And some are just weird. Ted: You're scared of the Seven Dwarfs? Robin: Just Doc. He's creepy. I mean, the guy went to medical school. What's he doing living with six coal miners? (Barney runs in) Barney: Oh, man, I'm so excited. I couldn't sleep last night. I bet you guys couldn't either. Robin: Why? Barney: Ah, only the gala event for the grand opening of Sharper Image's 500th store. Didn't you get my email? Robin: No, I blocked your address after the fourth time you sent me the video of the monkey sniffing his own butt. Barney: Come on, it's on me! I'm buying three of you foot massagers and one of you a nose hair trimmer. You know who you are. (Marshall looks at Lily then looks down, Lily strokes his shoulder) Barney: Come on, let's go. Robin: All right, I'm in. (Robin, Ted, Marshall and Lily get up to leave) Barney: To the Willowbrook Mall! Ted, Marshall: To the Willowbrook Mall! Robin: Oh, it's at a mall? I'm not going. Ted: What? Why not? Robin: I just don't feel like going to a mall. Lily: We can split a cinnabun. Robin: No, I'm really not gonna go. Ted
SUMMARY:
Barney uncovers Robin's secret past and the real reason behind her strong aversion to malls, which leads Barney and Marshall to make a bet.