TEXT: Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Monica: Hey! Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy out for a little spin. Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it. Monica: Yeah, well he's my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it. Ross: It's a car Monica! Not a rocket ship! Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done. Joey: (entering) Hey! Ross: Hey! Phoebe: Hey! Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin' good. When do I get to take that baby out again? Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?! Phoebe: I've never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time. Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the y'know, "You can drive it, but don't tell Rachel" plan! Rachel: Wow! I can't believe you lied to me. Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.) Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won't let you drive the Porsche is because you're a terrible driver. There! That wasn't about the wedding. Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block. Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours? Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with all his hair sticking straight up.] Ross: Whew! That was a b
SUMMARY:
Chandler tries to reconcile with his estranged gay father ( Kathleen Turner ), per Monica's request. Monica and Chandler attend one of Mr. Bing's drag shows, where father and son reconcile, and Mr. Bing agrees to attend. Rachel, an irresponsible driver, takes Monica's Porsche for a spin with Ross (much to his fear). Joey takes Phoebe's advice about his masculinity, resulting in him trying on women's underwear. Rachel gets caught driving the Porsche without a license and flirts with the officer to avoid a ticket. Later, Ross is pulled over for driving too slow on the freeway, resulting in similar (but unsuccessful) flirtatious attempts.