TEXT: Skyline: A helicopter rises above the buildings. ACT 1 [Scene 1 - Frasier's apartment. Martin and Daphne are sitting at the table.] Martin: A hell of a breakfast, Daph. I'm stuffed. Daphne: Thanks. Now come on, let's do some exercises. Martin: And risk a cramp? What kind of training did you get? [Frasier enters] Frasier: Good morning. [He sits.] Martin: Hi, Fras. Daphne: Morning. Martin: Want some breakfast? Frasier: Um, no thanks. Coffee will be fine. Hi, Daph, uh, listen. I could use an objective opinion. I am running for condo board president, and I want to know what you think of this as a slogan: "Frasier Crane--The People's Elixir." [He beams.] Martin: OK, I'm ready for my exercises now. Frasier: Please, Dad, this is serious! I have a feeling this could be my year. Daphne: Don't you say that every year. Frasier: Yes, I do, but this year, I am the only one running against the incumbent, which means the people will rally their inchoate yearnings for change behind my banner. Martin: Well, you're full of catchy slogans. Frasier, don't get your hopes up too high, I mean, name one person on the condo board you haven't ticked off at least once. Frasier: That's just because I have a Type-A, hands-on, get-it-done personality. Martin: Seriously, name one. You know, Fras, you might be the best man for the job, but a friendly smile and a "How do you do" in the hallway goes a lot further than being "The People's Laxative." Frasier: [indignantly] Elixir! Well, I suppose you're right. I haven't really established myself as the neighborly sort. I thought that my term as fire safety captain might do the trick, but...I guess I drilled them once too
SUMMARY:
When Frasier fails to become the President of the Condo Board at Elliott Bay Towers, he decides to use Martin as a candidate, while secretly pulling the strings. Meanwhile, a verbal misunderstanding leads Roz to think that Niles and Daphne are asking her to join them in a threesome, resulting in days of teasing.