TEXT: EXT. - MOUNTAIN PASS - THE OLD WEST - DAY [A couple of cowboys in dusters hurriedly climb up a precariously rocky path. A woman in a petit coat and hat lags behind, stumbling. Cowboy #1, played by Burr Connors, stops to look in the bullet chamber of his six-shooter. Horses neigh in the distance. Cowboy #2, played by Rod Sebring, stops and turns to him.] Cowboy #1: We're done for now. Cowboy #2: We'd be clear to Barker Pass by now if you hadn't brought that uppity preacher's daughter. Cowboy #1: Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Cowboy #2: Yeah. [The preacher's daughter walks up and puts her hands on her hips.] Preacher's Daughter: Looking for these, boys? [She has a couple of bullet-laden bandoliers strapped across her chest.] Cowboy #1: What the... [She steps up to Cowboy #1 and grabs him and kisses him.] Preacher's Daughter: For last night. [She slaps him.] Preacher's Daughter: For this morning. Next time, don't undercook the yolks. [Cowboy #1 looks at Cowboy #2, who smirks at him. The director shouts through a megaphone.] Director: (off screen) And cut! [We see the cameras and the crew standing nearby. The woman playing the preacher's daughter rubs Burr's cheek.] Woman: Are you okay? Burr: (to director) Do I get extra pay for that? Director: (megaphone) Back to ones, everybody. [The director gets up and walks off. Several people scramble around the set.] [Title card: On location for with Burr Connor 1985, Lone Pine, California] EXT. - PARKING LOT - BURR CONNOR'S TRAILER - DAY [It's a foggy, rainy day
SUMMARY:
When Alice tries to catch up on her latest journalism assignment, she accidentally runs into her ex-lover Gabby and is more surprised to find out that Gabby is now dating Dana's ex-girlfriend, Lara. Bette and Tina try to reach an agreement over their relationship, as Tina goes house-hunting with Helena who comes on board the CAC's board of directors. Bette meets Winnie who wants to recruit Bette over helping her win her custody battle over Winnie and Helena's kids. Jenny is worried that she may have lost the job of ghost-writing a TV star named Burr Connor's autobiography because she lets it slip out about her lesbianism. Mark and his pal, Gomey, meet with a sleazy producer for their lesbian reality video, while Shane finds some comfort in a church over her recent emotional setbacks.