TEXT: Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.] Ross: Hi. Rachel: Hi! Hi Ben! Ben: Hi. Ross: Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency. Rachel: Oh, yeah go ahead. (Ben starts to go, but Ross stops him.) Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joey's special romance magazines in there? Rachel: No. No. Ross: (to Ben) Okay! All clear! Ben: (running to the bathroom) Thanks Phoebe! Rachel: Ben, it's Rachel! (He closes the door.) But whatever. Ross: (to Ben) Everything okay in there? Ben: Don't talk to me now! Rachel: Awww, just like his daddy. Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean's office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour? Rachel: What-what about Monica? Ross: Oh, she isn't home. Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be me alone? Ross: Well, Ben would be there. Rachel: Huh umm... Ross: What's the matter? Rachel: Well that-y'know it's just uh, I've never done that before. Me and him alone. Ross: Rach, he's not an ex-con. Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him? Ross: I don't know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive. Rachel: Okay. Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay? Rachel: Yeah I think so. Ross: (To Rachel) I wasn't talking to you. Ben: I'll be okay. Ross: Okay, I'll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour. Ben: Bye dad. Rachel: Bye
SUMMARY:
Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes, which angers Ross. However, Ross gets back at Rachel when he and Ben pull their own prank on her. Chandler learns that Monica was actually planning on sleeping with Joey the night they first got together, making Chandler paranoid that she would leave him for Joey. Joey becomes ordained over the Internet in preparation to officiate Monica and Chandler's wedding.