TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Raj: You know who's got to be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax. Howard: You want to talk brave, how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener? Leonard: He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing? Sheldon: As usual, you're all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam. Howard: How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine? Sheldon: Now you just being silly. Wolverine's never displayed the slightest interest in helping others prevent prostate cancer. (Answering phone) Hello. Yes, the elevator's out of order you'll have to use the stairs. Of course you can. Pizza dates back to the 16th century, while the first elevator was not installed until 1852. That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be part of that proud tradition. Leonard: I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food. Raj: Do you think they gave Wolverine an Adamantium prostate? Howard: That's a stupid question. Raj: We're having a conversation about probing the heinies of superheroes. There are no stupid questions. Scene: Penny's door. Man: Yes? Leonard: Oh, um, is Penny here? Man: You're Leonard, right? Leonard: Yeah. Man: Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son. Leonard: Okay, I think a bit of context here might help. Penny: Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad. Leonard: Oh, good. Context. Penny's Dad: Come on in, buddy. Take a load off. Penny: Oh, gee, dad, Leonard can't stay. He just dropped by to say hello. Thanks for stopping by, sweetie. I'll see you later. (Kisses him passionately) Bye. Leonard: That was odd. Credits sequence. Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: Are you sure you have
SUMMARY:
Penny's father, Wyatt, has come to visit. Since he feels that Leonard is the best man that Penny ever dated, she asks Leonard to pretend that they are still together. Leonard happily plays along until Penny confesses to Wyatt. Wyatt is angry that Penny does not trust him, and pleads with Leonard not to give up on her. Sheldon stays up all night amending the roommate agreement to address her personal habits, and becomes angry to learn that he needn't have bothered. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette stay with Raj in his telescope control room. He becomes drunk and complains that he will never kiss a woman. When Bernadette expresses sympathy, he leans in to kiss her, but ends up kissing Howard.