TEXT: Originally written by. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. [Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.] [Chandler wakes up] CHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh!! What're you doin' here? EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep. CHANDLER: Why? EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please. CHANDLER: I can't sleep now. EDDIE: You want me to sing? CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now. EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man. CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you. EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh? CHANDLER: I didn't realize that. EDDIE: Yeah. CHANDLER: GET OUT NOW!! EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out? CHANDLER: Yes please. EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out. CHANDLER: I want you out. EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips. CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before? EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow. [Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself] EDDIE: I heard that. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central
SUMMARY:
Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, Chandler demands he move out. Eddie agrees, then does not even remember the conversation. Obviously deranged, he imagines that he and Chandler took a trip to Las Vegas that never occurred. Joey struggles dealing with losing his job on Days of Our Lives and the accompanying change in his lifestyle. A new book on female empowerment inspires the girls to have a "goddess meeting", unleashing buried truths. Joey moves back in with Chandler after them tricking Eddie by convincing him he never lived there.