TEXT: [SCENE: Central Perk. Alice (last seen in TOW the Hypnosis tape, the teacher who was going to marry Frank Jr.), Frank Jr., and Phoebe are sitting on the couch. Phoebe is examining Alice's ring.] Phoebe: My little brother is married! Frank Jr: I know! Alice: (squeals happily) Phoebe: You guys, why didn't you tell me you were eloping? Frank Jr: Well, what happened was, we were at the courthouse, and we were having lunch... Phoebe: Wait, wait. Why were you at the courthouse? Frank Jr: We were having lunch. Yeah, and then, all of a sudden, we were like, "We're here, we're having lunch, let's get married, right!" Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didn't even know I had a brother. Now I have a sister too! [They all laugh and have a group hug. As they break away from the hug, Alice and Frank Jr. have a passionate kiss. Phoebe just watches them.] Phoebe: Okay. Okay. Stop it. Don't! [Frank Jr. and Alice stop kissing.] Alice: Oh. [fanning herself] Phoebe: So, ooh, I'm going to get you a gift now. Is there anything you need? Frank Jr: Uh, yeah. Alice: We've been trying to get pregnant, uh, pretty much ever since we got engaged. We thought we'd get a jump on things. You know, no one's getting any younger. [laughs] Frank Jr: 'cause the thing is, uh, we're not able to, you know, uh, conceive, you know. Alice: We've tried everything; we've seen a bunch of doctors. Frank Jr: Yeah, and they say, they say that our only chance to have a baby is if they take my sperm, her egg, and put it together in a dish, and then put it into another girl. So we were
SUMMARY:
Monica and Rachel offer Chandler advice on improving his performance in the bedroom with Kathy. Ross lands Joey a job as a tour guide at the museum. Joey is disappointed when Ross will not sit with him in the lunch room, exposing a greater "class divide" within the museum. Phoebe's brother, Frank, and Alice have eloped and want children right away. They are unable to conceive naturally and ask Phoebe to carry their baby. After much consideration, Phoebe agrees.