TEXT: [Scene: Chandler's Office, Tulsa] Assistant: This kitty is Mittens, this one is Fitzhugh, and this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkys. Chandler: Yeah. That's a lot of cats, Jolene. Single, are ya? [Phone rings - Chandler answers] Chandler: Chandler Bing. Joey: [On phone] Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant? [Chandler jumps up to turn the speaker phone off by lifting the receiver. The Assistant looks shocked, then storms off] Chandler: What's up, Joe? [Joey's apartment. Conversation switches between the two scenes when each person speaks] Joey: Okay. What have we wanted to always do together? Chandler: Braid each other's hair then ride horseback on the beach? Joey: No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are gonna be at the Wizards - Knicks game courtside! Chandler: Courtside? Oh my god!! Joey: Yeah, maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee! Chandler: That is so cool. I'll let Monica know. [Monica's apartment. Phone rings] Monica: Hello? [Chandler's office, Tulsa - Conversation switches between the two scenes when the people are talking] Chandler: Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for me and him tomorrow night. Monica: Really? But tomorrow night's the only one I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game then we won't have another night together for a week. Chandler: But-t it's courtside! The cheerleaders are gonna be right in... [mouths last words so Monica does not hear them]. That's not the way to convince you. Monica: Look. I don't want to be one of those wives that says "You can't go to the game", "you have to spend time with me", so, if you just realize it on your own? Chandler: I...I...I know. You're right. I wanna see you too. I'
SUMMARY:
On a girls' night out with Phoebe, Rachel gives a guy her phone number, but instantly regrets it after realizing she would need to move on from Ross. Joey thinks Monica is having an affair when Chandler claims he needs to work, as he does not want to lie to Joey about wanting to spend time with Monica, rather than going to a game with him. While Phoebe and Rachel are out, Ross invites Mike to hang out, but as Mike doesn't want to talk about his divorce and Ross hasn't got his keyboards with him, they realize they have little in common.