TEXT: CRAIG: You can't walk away from this car, Sir. COSTUMER: No? CRAIG: No, full sport suspension. You pitch it around a corner, it'll stay glued. COSTUMER: Really? JOEY: (walks over to costumer) hello. How are we today? COSTUMER: Good. Your assistant was singing the praises of this car. Do you mind if I...? JOEY: Oh, yes. Please do. I'll be back with you in a second. Craig, can I talk to you? Great job partner. CRAIG: You think so? JOEY: Yeah, you're a natural. Listen, I want you to do me a favor. A costumer is coming to take a test drive of this car. It needs a serious clean, ASAP. (Holds out car keys). Here are the keys. Come, on, take the keys. CRAIG: (takes keys) You mean, drive it? JOEY: yes, yes. Just across the lot. You'll be fine. (Walks away) (Craig excitedly gets in and starts the car) The Jeremiah household Craig runs down the stairs to the kitchen. JOEY: (on the phone) Yeah, well, Bianca booked this surprise spa and relaxation weekend thing and I need you to pick up Angie. I'll be by on Sunday to pick her up. Thanks Ma. Bye. (Hangs up phone.) (To Craig) What's up? CRAIG: Nothing. Just, uh, you're going away. So, uh, where do i go? JOEY: I figured you'd stay here. CRAIG: Alone? JOEY: You're 14. You know how to cook and how to clean. You'll be fine. CRAIG: Wait, so, I really get the run of the house for the whole weekend? JOEY: yeah. Hey, if you want you can invite some of your buddies over, that's cool. But 3 ground rules: no drinking, no chicks, no parties, I mean it. CRAIG: Got it. You can trust me
SUMMARY:
Craig thinks Joey's request for him to move a car on his used-car lot gives him free rein to drive and takes his friends on a joyride when Joey goes out of town for the weekend. Meanwhile, Ashley has found a friend in Ellie and considers getting her belly button pierced to impress her.