TEXT: [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.] Chandler: Hey, you guys! Ross and Rachel: Hey! Chandler: So, what do you think? Ross: About what? Rachel: Yeah, what? Joey: What? Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint; I'll give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.) Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler's eyes! Chandler: I got glasses! Ross: Well, you-you've always had glasses. Chandler: No I didn't! Ross: Are you sure? Rachel: Yeah-yeah, did-didn't you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm... Joey: Feminine. Rachel: Yes! Chandler: No! Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy. Chandler: Really? Monica: Yeah! Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right? Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.] Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present? Chandler: That's okay Pheebs, we're not having a party or anything, so you don't have to get us... Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy. Rachel: Oh, y'know what you should get 'em? One of those little uh, portable CD players. Monica: Oh, I already have one. Phoebe: Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist. Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey. Monica:
SUMMARY:
Phoebe offers to give Monica her grandmother's secret cookie recipe - but the recipe was destroyed in the fire. Monica obsessively attempts to recreate it, only to learn that the recipe is for Nestle's Toll House. Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail, but is soon berating him for his lax attitude. Her domineering manner makes her realize she is acting like her nasty father. Meanwhile, Chandler's new eyeglasses fog up in the gym steam room, resulting in him accidentally sitting on his future father-in-law's nude lap.