TEXT: 3.19 - Keg! Max! OPEN AT LORELAI'S HOUSE [Lorelai and Rory are sitting on the couch] LORELAI: Oh, I know! How about...no. RORY: No, no, you can't keep doing that. You can't just start a thought and then say no. Finish them or don't start them at all. LORELAI: You're very totalitarian today. RORY: No, it just drives me crazy. It's like if you do "shave and a haircut" without the last part, you know? LORELAI: Come on, do it. RORY: Will you stop giving me half-finished thoughts? LORELAI: I promise. Come on, do it. RORY: Two bits. LORELAI: Thank you. RORY: Now what were you thinking? LORELAI: Pizza and TV. RORY: That's our fallback. LORELAI: That's why I said not, I remembered it was our fallback. RORY: When did we become so old and pathetic? LORELAI: Hey, hey, we're neither. We're momentarily stuck on what to do tonight. RORY: It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies. LORELAI: Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now. RORY: Not Kirk. He'll be playing video trivia at the pizza place. We could go and watch. LORELAI: Okay, we're old and pathetic. How did it come to this? RORY: Well, it's our first Friday night that we haven't had to go to Grandma and Grandpa's for dinner. LORELAI: I cannot for the life of me remember what we did before we started doing those. RORY: It feels like a million years ago. [Rory walks over to get the phone] LORELAI: Ooh, who are you calling? RORY: It just feels weird for me not even to say hello to them on a Friday night. LORELA
SUMMARY:
On their first free Friday night, Lorelai and Rory are at a loss over how to spend the evening, while Emily and Richard cavort at the party they're hosting; Lorelai is appointed Grad Night Treasurer and runs into a playing-it-cool Max at her first Chilton Booster Club meeting; Lane's band gets their first gig at a party and rocks the house, but Dave rocks Lane's world when he flips out after discovering that Young Chui is in love with her; a despondent Lane indulges in a little too much beer, and then drunkenly calls her mother and confesses all; when staff cutbacks at the Inn force Lorelai to do turn-down service, she becomes very unsettled at seeing a cozy Luke and Nicole in the room she's offered as thanks for Luke's help with repairs after the fire; Jess's inability to tell Rory that his frequent absences have caused him to flunk out of school and miss graduation and the prom prompts an argument between Jess and Rory, and then a full-blown brawl with Dean after Dean comes upon a tearful and distraught Rory.