TEXT: Pam: Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh? Oscar: No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts. Pam: Oh. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realized we had a lot of things that we really didn't need. And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: People! Look alive. It's showtime. Doors open in 3...2...1. Jim: Oh, yikes. Pam: It's cold Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front. Dwight: It's good that its cold it will drive business inside. Pam: The signs will drive people inside. Dwight: The warmth will lure people inside. Andy: Close it. Dwight: This is how business... Andy: Close it. Dwight: I'm not closing the door. Andy: Close it. [starts wrestling Dwight] Dwight: Stop it. Andy: Just close it. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Uh oh, looks like someone's sign is a little crooked. Uh, looks awful. Need a thumb tack? Meredith: Sure. Dwight: Not so fast. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Schrute's are farmers by hobby, and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: I will trade you for the used candle. Meredith: Forget you. Dwight: Come on, its trash, like your sign, unless you have this. Meredith: Fine, just give it. Dwight: That's how it's done. [SCENE_BREAK] Kevin: Woah, I love her. How much for that? Michael: I uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because It's kind of priceless. Holly: 10 dollars. Michael: Mhmm, no I paid 500 dollars for that. Kevin
SUMMARY:
Michael decides to propose to Holly with his expensive diamond ring, thinking about outrageous ideas to carry out the proposal. When Pam notices, she makes him consult Oscar, Ryan, Jim, and herself for advice, and their opinions on his ideas. Meanwhile, Dunder Mifflin Scranton's warehouse and crew hosts a public garage sale. Jim dupes Dwight by selling him "magic beans". The episode ends with Michael and Holly getting engaged.