TEXT: (Car door slams) Johnny: So, this is the town limits? Ray: Yes sir, 4,500 acres that ends right here at the town sign. And it's all yours, Johnny, it must be a nice feeling, considering you don't have a lot right now. You know, because of the crooked business manager. You know, the money scandal... Yes, I know, I know, I know, Ray. What the hell is this?! Ray: The town sign. Johnny: Is this the real sign, or the joke sign? Ray: What do you mean? Johnny: You don't see anything wrong with this? The man! Standing awfully close to that woman, wouldn't you say? Johnny: Well, he's holding on to her so she doesn't fall into the creek. Johnny: Look a little closer, Ray. Ray: Well, it need a little sprucing up. Johnny: Sprucing up?! Ray: It's very popular, people come from all over to take a picture with it. Johnny: I'll bet they do! You know what? This is coming down! Ray: That's the mayor's family up there! The sign's been here over forty years. Johnny: And you wonder why this place won't sell? Oh, I think I see it now. His shoulders are too big. Johnny: Get in the car, Ray. (Door creaks open) Moira? Boy, we've got our work cut out for us. But I've seen worse. It's not a problem. Moira? Moira: (Slurred) They dare to call me irrelevant? Shag carpeting, that's irrelevant! L.A. is irrelevant... I am relevant! "Good riddance," is what they said. Oh, who said that, sweetheart? Moira: I don't know! They're no name commentors. Tormentors. Are we having a bad day, honey? Moira: Anonymous. Ominous. That'll be fine, thank you. I'm afraid I don't have a gratuity right now. Alexis: So, that guy from the other night
SUMMARY:
Johnny tries to have the obscene town sign removed; Moira has one of her periodic emotional crises after reading nasty things about herself on the internet, and Johnny places Alexis in charge of taking care of Moira until the crisis passes; Moira accepts Jocelyn's invitation to discuss acting with the students at the elementary school; David searches for a job.