TEXT: ELDER GILMORE'S DINING ROOM [Lorelai, Rory and Emily are eating chocolate fondue.] EMILY: This feels so decadent. Isn't this decadent? RORY: Very decadent. LORELAI: Are there more marshmallows? EMILY: All you two have been dipping is the marshmallows! You haven't touched the kiwi, or the pineapple, or the tangelo slices. RORY: But it's fruit. EMILY: Fruit is good for you. RORY: We're fondue purists, Grandma. LORELAI: Yeah, we dip old school. EMILY: The government says you should have nine servings of fruit and vegetables per day. LORELAI: Imperialist propaganda. RORY: I think Noam Chomsky would agree. LORELAI: I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit. RORY: Or laugh. Ever seen that punim on him? LORELAI: Easter Island. EMILY: Luminista, please bring more marshmallows. LORELAI: Bless you. EMILY: So, I'd love to get your opinion on something. RORY: Sure. EMILY: The City Ballet is in trouble. We've given so much over the years, but it's never enough to cover everything they need. RORY: I hate that. EMILY: So, we're trying something new. Select patrons, such as myself, are sponsoring individual dancers. Help me pick one. [Emily opens up a blue folder next to her and hands Rory and Lorelai cards out of it.] LORELAI: Pick what? EMILY: My dancer! I get to take one home. Bios are on the back. LORELAI: And this is legal? EMILY: Of course it's legal. RORY [shrugs]: Do you want a boy or a girl, Grandma? EMILY: I'm thinking a little girl. Cute and petite. RORY: They're all petite. LORELAI: But not all cute. This
SUMMARY:
The magazine comes out and Luke and Lorelai get a little too enthusiastic when celebrating. Sookie goes into labor. Rory is given a surprising review by Mitchum Huntzberger and goes to extremes to unwind. Luke is upset when he finds out that Kirk has put in a competing offer on the Twickham house. Emily takes in a foreign ballerina.