TEXT: [Interior Lorelai's house: front door] (Knock, knock) (Lorelai answers.) LORELAI: Hey. LUKE: Hey, you back. (They kiss.) Ready? LORELAI: Almost. LUKE: Almost? LORELAI: I just have to find my keys, and finish the laundry... LUKE: That doesn't sound like almost, that sounds like we're gonna have to speed to the movies, park illegally, you hit the bathroom while I grab the popcorn, we'll meet back at the seats all sweaty and aggravated - LORELAI: Well of course I'll be aggravated, you forgot the Red Vines. No, no keys here. (Searching) LUKE: You know the lights are on in your Jeep? LORELAI: Oh yeah, the porch light's out and it was dark so I left the Jeep on for the light. Could you lift, please? Luke (lifting couch while Lorelai looks under it): But the battery's going to die. LORELAI: Oh, no, I timed it. It takes 12 hours for the battery to wear out. I go to work at eight o'clock, giving me two hours to spare and a whole day to recharge. Not here either. Down, please. (Luke sets the couch down.) LUKE: Why don't you just change the porch light? LORELAI: Have you seen how dirty it is up there? With those creepy moths that fly in your face, and you could swallow one, and end up with some weird hand-to-mouth-to-moth disease - LUKE: There's no such thing. LORELAI: Oh, no? Did you see Mothman Prophecies? LUKE: Yes. LORELAI: Oh, well, okay then. Did you see the sequel? LUKE: There's a sequel? LORELAI: Yes. It is a heartbreaking saga in which Richard Gere gets a life threatening disease from changing a dirty porch light. LUKE: There was no sequel. LORELAI
SUMMARY:
Doyle is jealous when Glenn's article gets picked up by the New York Times; Rory discovers that Logan, the son of a newspaper magnate, is also on the staff of the paper; Paris wages a fierce campaign to get the religion beat, and takes an ecumenical approach to alienating the local clergy; desperate for a story idea for her features assignment after several concepts fail to pan out, Rory uncovers a secret Yale society which counts Logan as a member, and enlists his cooperation in getting a story on the group; Sookie becomes upset when the Inn's accountant suggests dropping lunch temporarily to save money and Norman Mailer stakes out a table in the dining room to work and give interviews, and refuses to order anything from the menu except iced tea; Lorelai and Rory show up for Friday night dinner, and when they discover that neither Emily nor Richard are home, decide to order pizza and eat on the living room floor; Christopher calls Lorelai in a panic when Sherry suddenly decides to move to Paris, leaving him unprepared to care for a colicky Gigi; and after freaking out completely over Norman Mailers constant presence Sookie realizes that her extreme emotions and sensitivity in the past days are the result of her being pregnant again. Rory asks Christopher to stay away from Lorelai.