TEXT: Ted (2030): In 2009, your Aunt Robin had a morning show.She had to get up early enough. At what point? 1:45, Robin joined Barney, Ted, Marshall and Lily to McClaren's. Robin: Hello, everyone. Marshall: So you do really? You really gonna go to work at 2am. Robin: I do not for me. I do it for the fans. Marshall: Who is a fan of a program broadcast at 4am? Lily: Those with a show at 5am? Ted: The addicts who have not sold their TV? Barney: The strippers in this weird time between work and waking the children? Robin: They are. Put me know. It's been what? Marshall: You know, as usual. Barney: Really, as usual.? Think the funniest thing that ever happened. Robin: It's good. Barney: And twice that. Robin: So a chimpanzee wearing two tuxedos? Barney: Something even funnier happened to Marshall today. Marshall: First, nothing is funnier than that. Then it's not such a good story. Robin: Come on, guys. You are four young people active in the most exciting city in the world. And you have nothing to tell me? Lily: What do you want? Sometimes it's like that. The same thing over and over again. One of my students ate glue. Barney: I have used questionable methods to skip a very silly girl. Ted: My ex, Karen, is in New York. The usual routine. Lily: Karen is here? Barney: You're kidding me! Ted (2030): Children, I think you talked about Karen. Flashback Ted (2030): It was my girlfriend in high school and at times in college. She was beautiful, intelligent. I was crazy in love with her. The only problem, Marshall and Lily were not. It should probably come out of this as soon as we opened. Ted is on his bed, kissing a girl while Lily and Marshall are playing cards. Karen: I like you live in a dorm. It's so American. Like eating rotten sandwiches and be racist. End flashback Lily: My God, it
SUMMARY:
When Lily and Marshall get wind of the fact that Ted's college girlfriend Karen ( Laura Prepon ), who they always hated, has moved to New York, they try to persuade him not to contact her.