TEXT: [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.] Rachel: Good, you guys are all here! Ross: Hey! What's up? Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow! All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great! Rachel: I know! Joey: Boy, that guy's underwear sucks! Rachel: Wh-what?! Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there. Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me! Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it! Rachel: Yeah. Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills? Rachel: O-okay! Phoebe: Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi. Rachel: Hi. (They shake hands.) Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action. Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.) Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.) Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard? Phoebe: Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler. (Chandler tries to comprehend that remark.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.] Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before. Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet? Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes. (We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.) Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very
SUMMARY:
Rachel interviews with Ralph Lauren and accidentally kisses her interviewer and prospective boss - Mr. Zelner. Monica wants to prove that she and Chandler are a hotter couple than Phoebe and her new boyfriend, Gary. Joey flirts with a girl who lives across the street in Ross' building. When he goes to meet her, he cannot find her apartment and continually ends up at Ross' door, having miscalculated the floor number.