TEXT: [Brian walks into his office,followed by Cynthia, his assistant.] Brian: I called my travel agent. He booked my in the bestressort in Bahamas. Cynthia: Bahamas? What, is South Beach over? Brian: No, Liberty send me there for our marketingretreat. Cynthia: Oh, so this is all work and no play? Oh, I'lljust crack open the Spartacus guide. Ryder: Hey. You got a minute? Brian: Yeah, we're just planing my trip. Ryder: You're better hold of. I'm sending Darren Chanceinstead. I need you for work home. Cynthia: If you excuse me for a minute? [Cynthia leaves the room. Ryder closes the door behindher] Ryder: This is just the whole harassment thing is over. Brian: Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Ryder: Look, the Liberty Air are very converative. Whatwould happen if they found out that their accountexecutive was involved in a gay s*x scandal? Brian: You mean, they wouldn't mind a straight one? Ryder: I also speak with legal. You're going to be seeinga rep from Human Resources; there's going to be anoutside investigation, followed by a tribunal with animpartial mediator. Brian: When's the hanging? Ryder: If I were you I would get myself a good lawyer. [He solemnly walks out. Cynthia is about to walk back in,but then sees Brian turned to the wall, and thinks betterof it.] [Liberty Diner. Mike shakes hishead.] Michael: I told you not to f*ck him. Brian: Do you ever notice that when your Mom's notserving us, the portions shrink by approximately onethird? I said 'fries'? Plural? Michael: Are you listening to me? Brian: Yeah, I shouldn't have f*cked him. Ted: It's like Mr.Workshafter f*cking me. Michael: Mr.Workshafter is, like, seventy-two. Brian: [to Michael] Do you mind? I was trying to eat. Ted: You
SUMMARY:
Brian is named in the sexual harassment suit and turns to Melanie for legal advice; Emmett starts dating a woman in his continuing attempt to go straight; Michael lies to David about seeing Brian.