TEXT: [Scene: Joey and Audrey's dorm room. Joey is packing a bag, while Audrey is trying to do anything she can to slow her down.] Audrey: I don't want to go to rehab. Joey: Too bad, sister. You're going. Audrey: Joey, I gotta tell you something. I read the brochures, and it doesn't look like a whole lot of fun. Joey: Audrey, do you remember how I found you unconscious the other night? Audrey: Duh. I was unconscious. Joey: You remember how the doctor said you could've died? Audrey: Don't you think he was being just a tad dramatic? I mean, I am sure that I'm not the first college student to suffer a mild case of alcohol poisoning, and I'm reasonably certain that I'm not gonna be the last. Joey: Audrey. You have a problem. A big problem. You need help. You need to be around people who love and care about you. Audrey: Right. And those people would be? Joey: Your parents? Audrey: [Snickers] Yeah. And thanks for calling 'em, by the way, because that was a fun conversation. Joey: My pleasure. Hey, do you want this? [Joey holds up a sweater.] Audrey: Mmm...no. That doesn't accentuate the rack enough. Joey: Audrey, you're going to rehab. I think you might want to focus more on getting better and less on getting laid. Audrey: Well, I don't see why a girl can't do both. I mean, what if Ben Affleck is there? He is the sexiest man alive, you know. Ooh, that reminds me. Did you pack my Jane magazines? I missed, like, 5 issues while I was out wasted and whatnot. Joey: Yeah. They're in here along with the stack of In Style and a tape full of Trading Spaces that I made for you. Audrey: Joey potter... you are a dream. And don't you forget it. Joey: I won't. [Telephone rings] Joey: Hello.
SUMMARY:
In Los Angeles, while directing re-shoots on "Wicked Dead", Dawson finds his authority questioned by Heather Tracey and the other producers when Natasha refuses to do a nude scene. As a result, Dawson adopts an aggressive take-no-prisoners attitude, similar to the one that Todd has, to take control of the situation. In Boston, Joey is unable to say good-bye to Eddie who is moving to California to register at a college when she convinces him to help her take Audrey to a rehab clinic in Los Angeles, and the three of them, plus a guy Audrey picks up, drive cross country where the four constantly quarrel with each other. Jen spends her time consoling a dumped Grams, and Jen and C.J. set a lonely Grams up with C.J.'s Uncle Bill, who turns out to be quite randy.