TEXT: Teleplay by: Patty Lin Story by: Earl Davis [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.] Chandler: Hey. Monica: What's the matter? Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!! Phoebe: Oh Willie's still alive! Chandler: What are you guys doing? Monica: Oh, my mom called, they're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us. Chandler: Oooh, I'm afraid that does not exist. Monica: That's not true, there are great pictures of us! Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this... (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.) Phoebe: Oh my God! That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty. Chandler: I don't know what it is, I just can't take a good picture. Monica: (looking at one) Oh, here's a great one. Chandler: Yeah, I'm not in that. Monica: I know, but look at me: all tan. Phoebe: Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer. Monica: That's a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y'know... (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.) Phoebe: Yeah that's great! Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid. Monica: Chandler what do you say? Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going. I'm going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.) Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.] Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh... Chandler: How about those three-pointers
SUMMARY:
While taking an engagement picture for himself and Monica, Chandler cannot make anything but a weird face. Rachel enlists Joey to take Tag out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.