TEXT: Ray: Hey buddy. Isn't she something? Bubbles: Ray, you're two hours late. Ray: Had to do a couple of things bud. Bubbles: Ah! There's ladies up in my seat. Ray: You know, they needed a ride to Maine. I don't see it's any big deal. It's not going to slow us up. Bubbles: They're ladies of the evening! Ray: Friends of the road, buddy. Bubbles: Open it up. I'll load the carts on. No really, Ray, I'll get em. Don't worry about it. Ray: Come on, you got her bud. Good work Bubbs. [Clapping] Good work buddy. Bubbles: I was joking! I could use some help. [music] Julian: [shouting] Ricky, wake up! Rick! Ricky! Get up! [banging on door] Ricky: Hey man. Little early, isn't it? Julian: I gotta show you something. Ricky: Watch where you step man, there's f*cking frogs in here again. Julian: Here, check that out. Ricky: [reading] Dear boys, Ray is driving me Julian: Here, give me that. [reading] Ray is driving me to Maine to make a little money on scrap and I'm going to that train convention I told you about. I need you to feed Shitrock and the Purr-monster. Back in a few days, Bubbles. Ricky: Well, don't worry about it. I mean, he's with my dad. He'll be alright. Woman 1: Want a beer, Ray? Ray: Oh god, yes. Thanks baby. Mandy: How's that feel Ray? Ray: Oh Mandy, that's perfect. Bubbles: Ray! Ray: Bubbs, way of the road buddy. Way of the road. Bubbles: Yeah, well the way of Bubbles is that I'm not missing this train convention [whispering] cause you're doing greasy stuff. Ray: Geez, buddy, come on. Bubbles: What time did Shitty say to meet him
SUMMARY:
Ray and Bubbles travel to Maine to cash in on recycled shopping carts and use the opportunity to attend a nearby model train convention where famed heavy-metal singer Sebastian Bach is scheduled to appear. Things go awry when Ray gets busted for soliciting prostitution and their truck is seized, and Bubbles is left alone and stranded in a phone booth at a Bangor truck-stop. Ricky and Julian travel to Maine to rescue Bubbles, who suffers an apparent mental breakdown and steals actor Patrick Swayze 's own personal model train, "The Swayzie Express". Bach is impressed with the quality of Ricky's dope.