TEXT: Originally written by Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu]. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. [Scene: Central Perk. All six are there.] MNCA: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal. ROSS: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right? RACH: Come on! You guys can pee standing up. CHAN: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that. JOEY: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me. PHOE: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care. [Long pause.] ROSS: Multiple orgasms! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk. All are there.] CHAN: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night! JOEY: No plans, huh? CHAN: Not a one. ROSS: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice? CHAN: Oh, right, right, shut up. MNCA: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it. CHAN: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note. JOEY: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling. PHOE: You know, if you want, I'll do it with you. CHAN
SUMMARY:
Chandler and Phoebe decide to break up with their partners, Janice ( Maggie Wheeler ) and Tony, respectively, at the same time. Phoebe's break-up goes well, but Chandler has a harder time, requiring Phoebe's help. Ross and Rachel do laundry together, though Rachel has never done it before. While at the laundromat, Ross encourages Rachel to stand up to a pushy woman, earning him a platonic kiss from Rachel. Joey wants to date his ex-girlfriend (Angela) who is now seeing Bob, so he arranges a double-date with Monica and the couple, telling Monica that Angela and Bob are siblings. Monica, who thinks Joey is setting her up with Bob, gets a rude awakening after seeing the "siblings" behaving 'inappropriately.'