TEXT: Originally written by Chris Brown [Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.] Rachel: So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? Monica: Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea! Monica: That was you?! Phoebe: Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel) Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa. [He distracts her from catching Monica and Monica slams into her, knocking her down. Monica then falls on top of her.] Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys okay? Gunther: Are you all right? Joey: (leaving Central Perk and seeing Monica laying on top of Rachel who is moaning in pain.) Oh my. (They both turn and give him a dirty look.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.] Chandler: (sporting a goatee) Hey. Joey: Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan. Chandler: Oh, so that's why the priest threw holy water on me. (there's no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate. Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy's theory. Okay? Ross: (entering) Hey! Chandler: Hey. Ross: (triumphantly) I'm gonna be on TV!! Chandler: No way! Ross: Yeah! They're putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel's gonna film it! Chandler: Oh my God! Who's gonna watch that?! Ross: Thanks. You ready to go? Chandler: Yeah. (they start to leave) Joe
SUMMARY:
Pete offers Monica the head chef job at a new restaurant he just bought, but she suspects he is using it to woo her. When he insists he is over her and has met someone else, Phoebe correctly surmises he is lying. While Pete and Monica inspect the restaurant, Monica realizes Pete's true motive, then surprisingly discovers she has genuine feelings for him. Joey and Chandler adopt a chick and a duck. Ross, still having feelings for Rachel, skips being on a panel for the Discovery Channel so he can help her after he thinks she has broken a rib. This leaves her amazed and appreciative by what he gave up to help her.