TEXT: [A well-appointed dining room.Five men sit around a table -- two on one side, three onthe other. Everyone's holding champagne glasses. Okay, soget this: the two on one side are a black guy and a whiteguy. On the other side are an Asian guy, an Arab guy, anda guy in a wheelchair.] Man: To Judge Bobby. And Dr. Bruce. Congratulations. Tenyears of fidelity. All: Happy anniversary. Asia Man: Where's Jeremy? He said he was stuck insurgery. Black Man: Oh, I'm sure he's operating -- on some boy! Bobby: Or at Club Sodom! Asia Man: That awful place? Man: Where they dance! And have s*x, and take drugs! Man#2: And have s*x. So, I've heard. Black Man: It's ashame Jeremy has allowed himself tobecome a stereotype, instead of a role model for thecommunity. Bobby: Hopefully one day he comes to sensive and realizethat his time can be more productive ways to spend histime. [Cut to Woody's, where the gang's all watching this...ontelevision. Brian shakes his head in disbelief.] Man#2: Last week we read Sylvia Plath. And this week,Jane Austen. Bobby: That's the best anniversary gift, we've everreceived. TV: "Gay as Blazes" will be right back. [Brian grabs the remote and turnsoff the TV.] Brian: Blaze this! Em: Brian, that's my favourite new show. The actors aredreamy! Linds: The Times says that's it the most accurateportrayal of gay life ever shown on television. Brian: Well, then, where's the sucking? And where's thefucking? Mel: Jesus, don't you get enough of that at home? Michael: The whole point on GaB is that it's not allabout s*x. There's more to gay life than that. Brian: Like reading Sylvia Plath. I'd sooner kill myself. Ted: These people have principles.
SUMMARY:
Will Brian accept a Hero Award for saving Justin? Ted's favorite author, Howard Bellweather, is in town to protest Brian's award while collecting his own. Emmett's working for fabulous men who seem like the politically correct characters of the new gay TV drama, "Gay as Blazes"! Michael wants to reconnect with Brian at the comic convention.