TEXT: OPEN WITH LORELAI & RORY RIDING IN KIRK'S PEDI-CAB RORY: This is humiliating. LORELAI: Oh, no, we passed humiliating two minutes ago. RORY: Luke's gonna be completely out of doughnuts by the time we get there. LORELAI: I don't why he won't just buy six extra sprinkled ones, so we'd never have to have the conversation which we're going to have- if we ever get there. RORY: I got school in two hours. I'm never gonna make it. LORELAI: Kirk, how you doing? [Kirk nods head] You sure? You seem to be having a little trouble forming words there. KIRK: [Strained] No...fine...me. LORELAI: You know, you don't have to take us all the way to Luke's. RORY: Yes, Kirk, listen to her. KIRK: I offered you the first ride in Kirk's new Stars Hollow Pedi-cab, and that is exactly what you're gonna get. LORELAI: Okay. KIRK: Time just whizzes by when you're riding in a pedi-cab. GYPSY: Hey, guys. RORY: Hey, Gypsy. LORELAI: Hey, Gypsy. RORY: Gypsy just out-strolled us. LORELAI: We've gotta get outta here. KIRK: How we doing back there? RORY: We're doing fine, Kirk. KIRK: I figure this baby's gonna be a real money... LORELAI: A real money- moneywhat, Kirk? RORY: Kirk, can you breathe? [Kirk gasps for breath.] LORELAI: Talk to us. RORY: Hit the handlebars three times if you can breathe and two if you can't. He hit once. LORELAI: What does once mean? RORY: That he couldn't make it to twice? LORELAI: Kirk. Kirk, stop, please. KIRK:
SUMMARY:
Lorelai and Rory get the dubious honor of the first ride in Kirk's latest venture, the Stars Hollow pedi-cab. Rory, Paris, Janet and Glenn escape a cold, rainy winter in Connecticut and head to Florida, where they run into Madeline and Louise, who show them the spring break ropes. The Shins play at a club they attend. Jason gives Lorelai the key to his apartment as a symbol of his commitment to their relationship. Lorelai bails Luke out of jail after he's arrested for beating up the car belonging to the man he suspects is having an affair with Nicole; Lorelai stops Luke from beating up the car again when the man is still in there with Nicole.