TEXT: [The Boys stroll down Liberty Avenue after work. Brian has an arm slung around Mike's shoulder, and he points to an old bug-eyed leather queen walking towards them.] Brian: See that guy? He just turned thirty. That's what you're look in a couple of days, Mike. Emmett: Oh, don't listen to him. You look like you're ten. Brian: Yeah, but the strange things happens your thirties. You look great the night before and when you wake up the next morning your ass falls down to here and your dick disappears. Ted: Well, I'm thirty three. What does that make me? Brian: Did you guys somebody hear something? Like a voice from the dead? Michael: I'm glad I'm not moving in with David. I don't know how much time I have left. Ted: Maybe you're lure by the prospect of all that chiropractic s*x. Michael: s*x wasn't that great. Emmett: Has nobody seen to remember about talented tongue. Ted: Yeah, and fantastic fingers. Emmett: Orgasms without... Michael: Alright the s*x was great, but it gets boring, you know, with the same person. Brian: Oh, who wouldn't know? Michael: Now, I'm ready to go out and do all those things you can't do with a boyfriend -- you know, go to the clubs, go out dancing. Ted: Go home alone. Brian: Hey, busboy! [Zoom in on Justin, busing a table across the diner. Justin, mouth wide open again, flips Brian off. The whole table, except Mike, laughs.] Brian: Do you think we can get some water? [Debbie saunters over, chuckling. Her t-shirt has a drawing of a headless figure on it, with "Need head?" written underneath.] Michael: What is he doin' here? Debbie: Isn't he adorable? The customers love him. His ass gets more compliments than the burgers. Ted: At least his buns are fresh. [Justin returns with four glasses of water, and since he
SUMMARY:
Michael ends the relationship with Dr. David; Ted and Emmett get tested for HIV; Brian throws Michael a surprise 30th birthday party and outs Michael to his co-worker; Emmett makes a pact with God.