TEXT: [We're beginning with the favourite sport of Justin and Brian - but they're not alone. They have another couple in their bed. Justin get's f*cked by the other man and Brian f*cks the 4th man.] Music: # Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson [After the s*x the other couple lies arm in arm while Justin take pot from Brian.] Man: How much time you're together? Brian and Justin: 4 years. Man#1: You get straight. Justin: It's complicated. Man#1: Obviously. Justin: What about you? Man#2: Goin on 10 years. Justin: sh1t! It's amazing. How do you do that? Brian: I'm not sure if I'm gonna do hear this. Man#1: Communication... Man#2: Honesty... Man#1: Respect... Man#2: And a lot f*cking around. Man#1: A couple of place together, a couple stays together. Brian: That's what I'm always said - nothing kill marriage faster than monogomy. Man#1: Yeah, try that for 6 months. He stop lying, sneaking around. Man#2: Yeah, he call me a f*cking neighbour. I thoughed those guys are hot, so I'm join them. Man#1: It solved all our problems. Man#2: So how you got hook up again? Brian: Oh, we have a strict rule - not to see anyone twice. But since you two of you... [Melanie gets the mail. She opens a mail and say nothing. Cut to Lindsay. She also open a envelope and, the 3rd member of the party Michael gets the mail.] Ben: OK, I'm a lonely writing professor, for christ sakes. But I'm not gonna take that crip together. Michael: You must finish onced JR arrives. It's official. I have 1/4 of my daughter. [Ben umbrace him.] Ben: Oh, congratulations! Michael: Could have more - but Brian stucks his nose in. Ben: Hey, hey, it's not his fault. Michael: He
SUMMARY:
Brian remains steadfast in his belief that marriage is the death of a relationship. Debbie has a difficult time accepting her role as a lady of leisure-especially when she discovers that Loretta has stolen her act including the button-clad vest right down to the wisecracks. Ted decides to undergo an extreme makeover.