TEXT: Scene 1: Will Figgins - Figgins's office. Will: Figgins, you wanted to see me? Figgins: William, we have an epidemic in high school. W: Lice? F: Worse, Giggle juice. W: Sorry... What? F: Alcohol, William. The devil wet. Our children are shameless, and they show it by losing time in high school. And not losing time learning, Will. Losing time with known alcohol. That is why, this week we had five suspensions for being drunk in high school. At the same time, a student drunk knocks on the door Figgins: Student: Figgins, you insured! Yeah buddy! F: 6 suspensions. W: I do not understand, alcohol've never been a problem in this school. F: That's because there are new drinks that target teens, Will.Listen to just the radio. Pop music encourages drinking. Listen to any song from the pop star Ke-dollar sign-ha. W: You mean, Ke $ ha? F: We must do something to protect our children, William. W: I'm totally agree. What can I do? F: I decided to make this week, the week of alcohol awareness, to McKinley. I contacted Kitty Dukakis will be the guest who will speak at the meeting and your choir will feature a song highlighting the dangers of alcohol for teens. I can count on you, William? Will nods her head. Scene 2: Emma, Will and Sue-staff room. Emma is eating, when Will comes to her and talk. Will: Stop no longer be friends. Listen, I heard that you and Carl are looking for a house to live together. And I just wanted to say I'm really happy for you It is a gift on the table (a toaster). Emma: Thank you. It's really nice. W: There's room for two toasts. E: You want to sit? W: Sure. E: So, are you like? W: Busy. The Glee Club is preparing for the regional. E: Uh... I'd love to hear about the Glee Club, but I'm more interested in you. W: I?
SUMMARY:
Principal Figgins attempts to teach the student body about the danger of underage drinking. Rachel throws a party, and after heavy drinking starts, things really heat up with a game of spin the bottle. To Kurt's dismay, Blaine questions his sexuality. Will tries to drunk-dial Emma and is publicly shamed by Sue. New Directions performs at a school assembly on drinking - with disastrous results, if not consequences.