TEXT: [David's. The gang's all there:Brian, Justin, Debbie, Ted, Emmett, Mel, Lindsay, andGus. They're all gathered together to watch slides ofMike's and David's trip to Paris. Mike narrates in thesnootiest voice known to mankind.] Michael: Here we are in front of the Arc de Triomphe. Andhere we are in front of the Sacré-Coeur. Here we are infront of the Tomb. Emmett: [whispers to Ted who's already asleep] Lucky him.He's dead(!) [Emmett's about to join him. Brian and Justin are makingout. Mel and Lindsay are trying not to look at each otherand failing miserably. Debbie, of course, is the only onepaying attention.] Debbie: [to Brian and Justin] Would you two cut it out? Michael: Ma, you're interrupting. Debbie: I hated when couples were make out in front ofme. Brian: It's French. We're frenching. Michael: And which that, David and Michael being a duethrough Paris. [The last slide is of the word "fin"] Michael: Fin. That means the end. Emmett: Bon. That means 'good.' David: Well I hope everyone wasn't too bored. Ted: No, are you kiddin'? I haven't been that entertainedsince Gandhi. Debbie: Oh, just look like the trip of a lifetime. Brian: Yeah it sure felt that long. Michael: The thing you need to know about Paris is notdining at Louis-Carton or shopping at the Rue de Suplice.It's the little things, like sharing a baguette whilestrolling sur la Seine. Debbie: That sure de what, honey? Michael: The Seine, mother. Justin: [to Debbie] It's a river. Debbie: That's honey. Michael: Would anyone more vin rouge? Ted: Lucy, you wouldn't know the difference between vinrouge and Listerine. Emmett: Look, all I know is did you meet CatherineDeneuve? Ted: [to Michael] Oh god, I love
SUMMARY:
Dr. David and Michael host a high-society fundraiser-Michael excludes the gang; Lindsay and Guillaume prepare for the big day; Justin continues to be harassed at school.