TEXT: Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left. Kelly: Michael get to the good part. Michael: Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door... broken! So I have to take the normal door. Oscar: At least he is in the building. Michael: No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building! Everyone: [groans] [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: Okay focus. Focus. You're in the right building, you're with the right people; what happened? Michael: I looked at Wallace and I said "I quit!" and as I turned to leave I looked back and I said "You have no idea how high I can fly." Stanley: Did you tell him how sick of him you were? Michael: Why would I do that? Angela: Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he was incompetent? Kevin: That he's wasted 15 years of your life? Meredith: Did you spit in his face? Michael: You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just winged it. [SCENE_BREAK] Oscar: I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope. Maybe I will have one of own someday. [laughs] But I dream... so... [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: [Michael has a'sticky-hand' toy and snags a paper off Jim's desk and then laughs] About a week ago, Michael gave his 2-week notice. And, surprisingly there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying. [SCENE_BREAK] Kevin: Michael is that scotch? Michael: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda,
SUMMARY:
As Michael wraps up his two final weeks, he goofs off even more than usual. Pam feels unfullfilled despite success at programming the new photocopier. When Michael decides to open his own paper company (with none of the staff joining him despite his pleas), an angry Charles has him escorted off the premises-only to have Pam join in his new venture in sales.