TEXT: Andy: You wanted to see me? Michael: Yeah, Have a seat. Andy: Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy's a wittle scared. Michael: Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk. Andy: Why would people say that? Michael: I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a notecard] Can you read that back to me? Andy: Andy have a boo-boo tummy. Michael: Mmm-hmm. Andy: Would you rather me say "Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?" Michael: Okay. Andy: "Crazy diarrhea happening right now?" Cause things can get real adult real fast. Michael: You are also on record as saying "wittle-ittle," "footy-wutties," "nummies," "jammies," "make boom-boom," "widiculous," and "wode iwand." Andy: Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy. Michael: You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies. Andy: Well if I we're complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying. Michael: Okay, who said that? Andy: I don't-just people. For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic. Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you... thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops. Andy: [baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis. Michael: [as Elvis] You're welcome, baby. [SCENE_BREAK] Andy: Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news. Jim: Wait, are you the patient or the doctor? Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays. Jim: Wow, what do you put our chances at? Andy: 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat! Jim: H
SUMMARY:
Michael must renege on a promise he made to a group of kids ten years ago to pay for their college tuition. However, in spite of his mean treatment, Erin proves a source of support. Meanwhile, Jim falls victim to one of Dwight's schemes to get him fired: creation of an employee of the month program. Although the staff and David are angered when Dwight rigs the winners to be Jim and Pam, Jim survives. Ryan joins forces with Dwight to bring down Jim.