TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!" Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar, eh? Rachel: Who wrote it? Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous. Joey: Oh hey, do you still have their final exams? Ross: Yeah. Joey: Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there's your admirer. (Ross is stunned.) Chandler: A hot girl's at stake and all of the sudden he's Rain Man. Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl? Ross: It's a girl! Anyway, it wou-it wouldn't matter. Okay? Because I'm a teacher and she's a student. Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules? Ross: No, but it is frowned upon. Chandler: I see. Ross: Besides, there's a big age difference. Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90... Ross: I know when I'm 90 she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference. Joey: No that's not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters.] Joey: Hey Chandler! Y'know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director? Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.
SUMMARY:
Ross dates a student from his paleontology class, fearing it could jeopardize his career, but amusing the friends. Rachel's and Phoebe's apartment catches fire, causing them to move in with Monica and Joey while it is repaired. Rachel initially stays in Monica's plush new guestroom and Phoebe is with Joey. When it is determined that Phoebe's candles did not cause the fire but was actually Rachel's fault, the two switch so that Phoebe gets the nicer room. Rachel finds herself preferring Joey's easygoing nature while Phoebe chafes over Monica's neat-freak ways. Chandler helps Joey get an audition in an upcoming Al Pacino movie.