TEXT: David: Nope. Nope. Alexis: Huh? David: N... Nope. Nope. (Knock at the door) David: No. No. No. Johnny: Kids, just came in to remind you to keep Saturday open. What's Saturday? What's Saturday? It's your mother's birthday. Alexis: No... her birthday is the second weekend in May. That's mother's day, honey. Alexis: I don't think so. David: I just don't think that this is the year to be doing something big. Oh, why? Because we're here, in this town? All the more reason to do something. Alexis: Um... I actually agree with David. Um... plus, I'm gonna be in Chicago this weekend. Johnny: You're what? Alexis: Ted's taking me. We've been planning this for a super long time, so. David: Well, can I come? Alexis: No. Johnny: Okay, here's a newsflash for both of you. You're not going anywhere and we're planning a surprise party for your mother. David: (Laughs) No. That's not... That's not a good idea. That's not a good idea? Where would you even throw a party like that in this town? I don't know. I haven't thought that through yet. Maybe Roland's house. Listen to the words coming out of your mouth. Then you plan it. David: What? No! Alexis: Oh, snap, David! Johnny: Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working. Oh my God. 'Kay, that's not at all how that works, so... Cancel your trip, Alexis, because the travel agent is out of the office. Alexis: It's so uncomfortable when he does stuff like that. David: No. Absolutely not. Alexis: I feel so weird about it. (Birds chirp) And on Saturday, we have the afternoon off, so I booked us... a Chicago's best deep dish pizza tour. Alexis: Oh my God. Well, that's probably gonna have to change, but what else
SUMMARY:
Johnny wants to throw Moira a surprise birthday party, but complications develop when Moira takes over the planning, thinking the party is really a fundraiser.