TEXT: ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his slot. He is on the line to Danielle, who is French. Frasier: Danielle, you're going to have to slow down a little bit, I'm having a hard time understanding you. Danielle: [v.o.; strong French accent] I'm sorry, Dr. Crane. I'm having a big, big problem with my monsieur. Frasier: Excuse me, with your what? Danielle: My monsieur. Frasier: Your mithyuer? Both he and Roz are perplexed. Apparently, his knowledge of French begins and ends with wine bottle labels. Danielle: Oui, my monsieur. Every day... Frasier: Is that your mother? Danielle: No. My monsieur. Frasier: Your masseur? Your Mercedes? Danielle: Monsieur! My monsieur! You must help me. Frasier: Well Danielle, I, I, um... the best advice I can give you is to umm... either confront your mithyuer, or um, work on your self-esteem. Thank you for your call. [hangs up] This is Dr. Frasier Crane, saying go out and have a good night, Seattle. You deserve it. He goes off the air, then goes into Roz's booth. Frasier: Roz! Aren't you screening these calls? Roz: Yeah. But when you only have one, you get a little less particular. Frasier: [admiring Roz] You look nice. Roz: Yeah? Well, I've got a date tonight. Frasier: Oh, great... Why are you only wearing one heel? Did you break it off? Roz: No, I'm dating a sea-captain with a peg-leg and this makes it easier when we dance. [then] I broke it off in a sidewalk grate. Frasier: Okay, so who is this guy? Another one of those trendy young kids who's got three earrings and a ponytail, wearing a T-shirt under his sports coat? Roz: Is he here? Frasier: Roz! Where
SUMMARY:
After accidentally seeing Martin having an emotional meeting with an old family friend at a restaurant, Frasier and Niles begin to wonder whether Martin had an affair while married.