TEXT: INT. - OFFICE BUILDING - LOBBY - DAY [Gomey sits at the information desk in his security guard uniform. He's giving a woman directions.] Gomey: (points) It's the second set of elevators to the right. [The woman smiles and heads down the hall.] [Titlecard: Los Angeles, California - Present Day] [Gomey sits down and looks at his security monitor with a grin.] Gomey: Holy sh1t. [On the monitor is the image from a security camera in the building's stairwell. A man and a woman are having s*x.] [Gomey looks around then dials the phone.] Gomey: (phone) Mark. You will not believe what I'm looking at! [Opening titles] INT. - BETTE'S HOUSE - MORNING [Someone knocks at the door. Bette, in her robe, opens it - it's Tina, with her bags.] Tina: I can't live in a stranger's guest house or some motel and I'm not going back to Alice's couch. I don't think it's fair that I'm being punished for something that I didn't do. So I'm going to stay in the guest room until I find a place of my own. Bette: (smiling) Welcome home. Tina: I'm not home. [Tina steps inside the doorway. Bette takes a look at her.] Tina: I've gained some weight. Bette: (smiling) I don't care. Tina: Oh, you don't even care? That's nice. [Tina walks off.] Bette: No, what I meant to say is that I'm just happy to be looking at you... standing... here... in our... house. [Tina didn't stand around to hear anything Bette said. Bette sighs.] INT. - THE GARAGE - DAY [The video of the couple having s*x in the stair
SUMMARY:
Bette tries to fix her relationship with Tina who temporarily settles in the house. Bette also gets some bad news at work when Helena Peabody arrives in Los Angeles to stay and maliciously withdraws her grant from the CAC and gives a $100,000 grant to Tina's social work office. Things go from bad to worse for Bette when she later finds out that she was the last to know about Tina's pregnancy. Alice and Dana try taking their secret relationship to a different level with new sexual positions. Tonya throws a bachelorette party at The Planet with Dana's and Tonya's mothers in attendance and Carmen as the DJ. Shane starts her new job as the PA to Veronica Bloom. Jenny gets some confidence from her new shortened hairstyle, while Mark launches a new video project, with both Jenny and Shane being the center of it.