TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.] Phoebe: What am I sitting on? Chandler: Top of the world? Dock of the bay? (He tries to think of another but can't) I'm out. Phoebe: (taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! Undies! (She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.) Rachel: All right! Who's are they? Who's are they? Ross: Well, they're not mine! Chandler: Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's! (Rachel turns and stares at him.) Joey: Yeah, they're mine. Chandler: See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's! Ross: Why are they here? Joey: I don't know uhh... (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you? Chandler: Yeah! Monica: Yeah! Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear. Joey: (reluctantly taking them) Chandler? A word. (Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.) [Cut to the guy's apartment.] Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8? Monica: (entering) Thank you Joe
SUMMARY:
Phoebe takes a literature course and regrets bringing Rachel, who does not take the class seriously. Joey tires of covering up Monica and Chandler's secret relationship. Ross is forced to take time off from work to deal with his anger issues after his marriage ends. Monica and Chandler silently beg Joey to maintain their secret after the other friends notice strange goings-on and think Joey is a pervert. Joey agrees but only by claiming that all the odd behavior is because he and Monica slept together in London, humiliating Monica.