TEXT: ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is finishing his show. He is standing while he speaks into the microphone. Frasier: Well, that's our show for today. Don't forget - Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe is up next. [Roz gestures for him to read a promo] Oh, yes. [reading] This is KACL Cash Call Week. $5,000 if you answer your phone with the phrase that pays. So when your phone rings, don't say hello, say... He looks up to see Sam Malone in the window. Frasier: WELL, BLOW ME DOWN!!! Uh...no, no, no. Say, uh... KACL is, uh... the talk of the town... talk of Seattle, whatever, Bye-bye. He goes off the air and gestures for Sam to come in. Frasier: Sam, Sam! [they hug] Oh my God! Well, what are you doing in town? Sam: Uh, well actually I'm here interviewing for a job. The Mariners need a pitching coach and they gave me a call. Frasier: They did? Sam: Yeah. Frasier: I mean, that's great, but... [off Sam's look] well, come on in. Sam: This is all right? You're off the air? Frasier: Oh, yeah, it's fine. Roz: [entering from her booth] Fras, I gotta go. Your messages are on my desk and... [sees Sam] whoa, who is this? Sam: I'm Sam Malone. I was a buddy of Frasier's in Boston. Frasier: This is Roz Doyle. Roz: [to Frasier] So this is the Sam Malone you've always talked about? The one who has no respect for women and treats them like dirt? [to Sam] Need anyone to show you around Seattle? Sam: Well, you know, to tell you the truth I'm all right with the city, but I get real lost in my hotel room. Frasier: Oh, boy. Just look at the two of you face to face. I imagine wild animals
SUMMARY:
Sam Malone ( Ted Danson ), Frasier's longtime friend from Cheers, visits Seattle to seek relationship advice from him. A seemingly straightforward counsel turns into an ethical dilemma when Frasier realizes that he has had an intimate encounter with Sam's fiancée ( Téa Leoni ).