TEXT: [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.] Monica: Hey you guys? Ross: What? Monica: I know it's last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party. Phoebe: Oh good! (And there's general excitement.) Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And there's general disconcertment.) Come on! It'll be fun! Ross: Well, I'll-I'll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so... Rachel: Please tell me you're not gonna dress up like a dinosaur. Ross: (exhales sarcastically) Not two years in a row. Joey: Look, I'll come to the party but I'm not dressing up. Monica: You have to! Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not... Chandler: You're an actor! Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will. Joey: That hot girl from their wedding? Ross: Yeah. Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh-Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre-No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface. Phoebe: Now wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding too? Ross: That's right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. (To Joey) Please don't take her from me. Opening Credits [Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula.] Phoebe: Ursula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, it's me
SUMMARY:
At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party, Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric ( Sean Penn ). Phoebe becomes attracted to him as they bond over Ursula's lies and bad behavior. Ross and Chandler arm wrestle ineffectually. Ross laments that his goofy "Spudnik" outfit makes him look like feces . Rachel, feeling maternal, asks to hand out the candy to trick-or-treaters, only to realize she is less maternal as she thought.