TEXT: Act One. Scene One - Frasier's Bedroom. It is pitch black at a quarter past six in the morning. The phone rings. Frasier switches the light on revealing he is in bed. He answers the phone. Frasier: Hello? Carlos: [v.o] Dr. Crane? Frasier: Yes, who's this? Carlos: Dr. Kaufmann. Bob Kaufmann of the National Psychotherapy Institute. Oh my gosh, it's six-fifteen in the morning your time. I hope I didn't wake you. Frasier: No, no, I was up. [sits up] Er, where did you say you were calling from? Carlos: The National Psychotherapy Institute... CUT TO: KACL We now see that it is not Dr. Kaufmann on the phone. Frasier is actually on the receiving end of a prank call from KACL's new morning team, "Carlos And The Chicken." Throughout this scene we swap between KACL studios and Frasier's bedroom. Carlos:...in Saddle River, New Jersey. Frasier: Oh yes, of course. What can I do for you? Carlos: Oh, for Pete's sake. No one called you? You won our Radio Therapist of the Year Award. Congratulations. Frasier: [takes it in] Well, thank you. Of course, the work itself is honor enough. Carlos: Thank you! And I'm sorry about the mix-up. The problem is we're going to need some pictures of you so we can get started on the statue. Frasier: Statue? Carlos: For our Hall of Thinkers. [aside] Angie, he never got the packet! Frasier: Is there anything I can do? Carlos: Well, it's a little late now, but maybe if you describe your body we could get started on the preliminary carving. The sculptor's right here. Fortunately we got Herr Gustav Brumhalt. Frasier: Oh, my. The Chicken takes on the German accent of Gustav. Chicken: Dr. Crane, please, ja? Frasier: Yes, yes, this is Dr. Crane speaking. Herr Brumhalt, may I
SUMMARY:
Frasier is the subject of repeated prank phonecalls from KACL's new morning team, Carlos and the Chicken, and seeks revenge. The pranks culminate in a medley of sound effects and sound bites , engineered to sound like a sex session between Frasier and Roz.