TEXT: •I do not own the characters or situations of BTVS, and I claim no credit for the content of this episode. I have merely transcribed what appeared on my screen, with help from the closed captions. •I prefer that you link to this transcript on the Psyche site rather than post it on your site, but you can post it on your site if you want, as long as you keep my name and email address on it. Please also keep my disclaimers intact. •You can use my transcripts in your fanfiction stories; you don't have to ask my permission. (However, if you use large portions of episode dialogue in your fanfic, I recommend you give credit to the person who wrote the episode.) •I apologize in advance for my lame transcription of the fight scenes. I don't know the names of different punches and kicks. Use your imagination. [SCENE_BREAK] GILES VOICEOVER: Previously... Riley and Buffy in "Into the Woods" RILEY: They want me back, Buffy. The military. BUFFY: This is good-bye? RILEY: Unless you give me a reason to stay, I'm leaving tonight. Buffy walking away from Riley. Buffy running up to the helipad. BUFFY: Riley! Riley in the helicopter flying away as Buffy stands on the ground underneath. Spike and Buffy in the crypt. SPIKE: Are we having a conversation? BUFFY: What? No!...Maybe. Xander and Anya in the magic shop. XANDER: We're getting married. BUFFY: Congratulations. Xander and Anya kissing. Buffy in the Double Meat Palace. BUFFY: Double meat is double sweet. Enjoy. DAWN: Hey Buffy! ANYA: We're here to support your subsistence-level employment. Bravo. [SCENE_BREAK] Teaser [SCENE_BREAK] Open on exterior shot of the Double Meat Palace, night. TODD VOICEOVER: You see, Buffy... Cut to inside. Close shot of the grill. TODD VOICEOVER:...the thing you gotta learn about
SUMMARY:
It's the day of Xander and Anya's wedding. Emotions are running high with Xander's disfunctional family clashing with Anya's demon friends. The ceremony is disrupted when an old man claiming to be the future Xander shows up.