TEXT: [ The cafeteria ] [SCENE_BREAK] Raj: You're wrong. Howard: No, I'm not. Raj: Yes, you are. Howard: No, I'm not. Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, are they called gifs or jifs? Leonard: Well, the G stands for graphics. That's a hard G, so I'd say gif. Raj: The guy who invented it says it's jif. Howard: I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy? Sheldon: Well, I'll give you three guesses why I'm so irritated. Howard: Something happened different from the way you wanted it. Sheldon: I guess news travels fast. It's true, a select group of scientists was invited to a weekend symposium at a former home of Richard Feynman, and I wasn't included. Leonard: Oh, Sheldon, I'm sure it's not because they don't think you're an elite scientist. Howard: Yeah, I bet you anything it's just 'cause you're a pain in the ass. Sheldon: You're just saying that to make me feel better. Leonard: Look, you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this. Sheldon: Agreed. Leonard: I was gonna say or, but why bother? [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state <unk> <unk> Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! <unk> <unk> The Earth began to cool <unk> <unk> The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools <unk> <unk> We built the Wall <unk> <unk> We built the pyramids <unk> <unk> Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery <unk> <unk> That all started with a big bang <unk> <unk> Bang! <unk> Original Air Date on April 9, 2015 [SCENE_BREAK] [ Mrs Wolowitz's house ] [SCENE_BREAK] Bernadette: Hey, Raj. Raj: Hey, I got you a little gift.
SUMMARY:
Sheldon is depressed because he was left out of a group attending a symposium at the home of Richard Feynman. Wil Wheaton has Penny on his podcast to talk about the terrible movie they worked on together, "Serial Ape-ist 2". Kevin Smith calls to offer her an audition for Clerks III. Leonard, who is not thrilled with her risking her good pharmaceutical job, is stunned when he learns she makes twice the money than he does and is being more mature than him. Howard now owns his mother's house after his father Sam signed it away with no contact. While discussing future plans with Raj and Bernadette, Howard is shocked when he is visited by a half-brother, Josh.