TEXT: Transcribed by Ruth Curran. Converted to HTML by Dan Silverstein. [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working, Monica is drinking coffee.] MNCA: Rach, why does my swizzel stick have an eraser? [Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a swizzel stick. She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee.] RACH: Oh! That's why. I'm sorry! [Monica puts her cup down in disgust.] Opening Credits [Scene: Chandler's job. Chandler is typing data into his computer. One of his co-workers walks by.] WOMAN: Chandler. CHAN: Ms. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you. WOMAN: Yeah. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day. CHAN: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. [Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.] [Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.] PHOE: Hey guys, guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know... [Chandler comes in.] CHAN: Hey! ALL: Hey! PHOE: Never mind. But it was going to be really good. ROSS: What's going on? ALL: What is it? CHAN: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm putting in my numbers, and then big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. ALL: That's great! CHAN: So.... I quit. ALL: Why? CHAN: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job! MNCA: Uh, Chandler... you've been there for five years. CHAN: If I took this promotion, it'd
SUMMARY:
Monica cooks a gourmet meal for Steve ( Jon Lovitz ), a restaurateur looking for a new chef. He arrives stoned and wants to eat everything in sight, including taco shells and gummy bears. After working as a data processor for five years, Chandler gets promoted to supervisor, then quits, claiming he only intended for his job to be temporary. When his boss calls and offers more money, Chandler caves and goes back to work. Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia ( Melora Hardin ) and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey" when she meets Marcel. Ross turns to Joey for advice when Celia wants him to talk dirty as foreplay.