TEXT: Sy: We are going to oversee the opening of a clinic on a U.S. army base in Japan. Jewy: What's going down in the world of young health? Glenn: Jewy McJewJew! Jewy: Glenn Richie, my old Hebrew-school pal. Valerie: For I am not Valerie Flame, daughter of Alma and Tony Flame. I'm Derrick Childrens! [ All gasp ] Chief: What? Derrick: Long-lost son of Arthur Childrens. This is one nutty hospital. [ Laughter ] 5.11 - A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch Blake: Shakespeare's greatest hits? God, I hate the theater. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like being entertained as much as the next guy, maybe even the guy next to him, but I don't want to sit in a cramped theater for three hours watching a fairy flit around. We got fairies right here in the real world, my friend. [ Laughing ] You just... You got to know where to go, you know? Usually near an enchanted forest, because they are tiny and skittish. I don't know. I appreciate the theater. Blake: Freeze it! You want drama? We got drama right here in the real world. There's a million stories waiting to be told right here on this base. Take Glenn, for instance. He's in love with Cat, but they pretend to hate each other. That's drama! There's a fairy. [ Giggles ] Hello! Blake: And Sy. What about Sy? Who put this guy in charge? Arthur Childrens founded the hospital. His rightful heir should have been Derrick Childrens. Now here's the real kick in the nuts. This is Derrick Childrens. [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Dr. Valerie Flame is Derrick Childrens in drag. She should be running the hospital, not Sy! That's real life, and it's got everything... Love, death, sexy stuff. And if that's not enough drama for you, just make some. [ Wig rips ] Valerie: Ooh
SUMMARY:
Derrick Childrens plots to wrest control of the hospital from Sy. A parody of Shakespeare plays.