TEXT: Scene: The university cafeteria. Howard: Gagh! Leonard: Problem? Howard: This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. I mean it tastes like it was made of actual ground-up shoemaker. Sheldon: Amusing. A play on the two meanings of cobbler. Raj: Hey guys, guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya. Sheldon: Excuse me. I object. You propose a guessing game, yet you don't give me enough time to guess. For the record, I was going to say your sister Priya. Priya: Oh, Sheldon. You haven't changed a bit, have you? Sheldon: Why would I change? Leonard: The hope has been that you'd eventually bend to public opinion. So, Priya, what brings you back to LA? Priya: I have a one day layover on my way to Toronto. Corporate merger. Raj: Can you believe it? Little Priya's one of the lead attorneys for the biggest car company in India. Sheldon: Given that when we met her she was finishing law school and planning an internship at a large Indian car company, it's actually extremely plausible. Leonard: And your poll numbers just keep dropping. Priya: I want to catch up with all of you, but first I really must visit the loo. Leonard: I'm going too, I'll show you where it is. Raj: Alright, this goes without saying, but I'm just going to say it anyway. Hands off my sister. Sheldon: Why would I touch her, she's covered with airplane germs. Raj: I'm so not talking to you. I'm talking to him. Howard: Hey, I've got a girlfriend now. Raj: Oh please. My sister's much hotter than your girlfriend and you know it. Howard: Let's just agree they're both hot. Raj: Dude, that's my sister you're talking about. Howard: Okay, forget who's hotter. The first time Priya came to LA, Leonard and I made a pact out of respect to our friendship, and to you, that neither of us would hit on her. Raj: Did you pinky swear
SUMMARY:
Raj's younger sister Priya visits Pasadena. Though unknown to the others including Raj, Priya had been involved in a sexual encounter with Leonard five years earlier, despite Leonard's assurance to Howard that he would never hit on Priya in deference to Raj. That night, Priya sneaks into Leonard and Sheldon's apartment unknown to Sheldon and has sex with Leonard. Sheldon finds out the following morning and frames an elaborate, flawless lie to cover it up. But Leonard decides not to hide the truth and confesses to Raj that he slept with Priya. Raj is initially upset, but reconciles with Leonard after he says that Priya broke his heart. The guys then unleash confessions of all of the deceptions they have perpetrated on each other.