TEXT: Moira: Agghhhhhh! (Bleep) me! (Bleep) me! Johnny: What? Moira: (Bleep) me! Johnny: What? Moira: John, there's something in the bed! John: What? Moira: Something crawled up my leg and I can't see it! Johnny: What? Moira: I can't see it! Johnny: A spider? Moira: No! Something invisible like... Lice, or scabies, or... bed bugs! Johnny: Oh, we don't have bed bugs. (Knock at door) Oh, John, I can't afford to burn all my clothes! Oh, Moira, relax. (Knocking continues) Just relax. If we had lice, I'd have lice! Woman: Guess who? Deedee?! (Door creaks shut) Deedee: Hi, Momo. Moira: What the hell? Sorry. I know I should've called, but um... I just thought it'd be really fun to come see my older sister in her... new digs. You know, a little visit. Oh. Um... do you really have lice? I'd hate to contract... lice. Johnny: So, Deedee, you are... looking well. Deedee: Seaweed facials. I get one every week. But enough about me, I wanna talk about you guys. Mm. I want you to know that I... Really wanted to come and visit you when I heard about your life collapsing, but I got this really big job promotion that week and things got, you know, kinda crazy. Plus, we haven't really seen much of each other recently. Yes, well, we've had kind of a hectic year. Deedee: Well, thank goodness for the Internet! Seemed to be the only thing letting me know you two were still alive. Moira: Telephone is also amazing! You just push the buttons and say, "Hi, it's me, your deadbeat sister." Johnny: Well, it's a treat seeing you two going at it again. Kids! (Knocks on door) Come in
SUMMARY:
Moira's estranged sister, Deedee, pays an unexpected visit, while David agrees to talk with one of Jocelyn's students about being "different".