TEXT: EXT. - A JUNGLE - DAY [Wild jungle music and jungle noises are heard. Alice sits at a table, furiously typing on her laptop. We see that she's typing, over and over and over: "Dana is a friend of mine, she will do it anytime. For a nickel or a dime 50 cents for overtime. Down the cellar she will go, she will strip from head to toe. Dana is a friend of mine..."] [Suddenly, Tonya puts her hand on Alice's shoulder. Alice's eyes get huge.] Alice: (gasps) Tonya! [Tonya, in a ton of makeup and a pink nighty, sits down next to her.] Tonya: (seductively) Alice, you're a bad, bad girl. [Tonya waves her finger in Alice's face. Alice stares directly into Tonya's ample cleavage with a look of fear and confusion.] Alice: What? Why?! [Tonya grabs Alice's chin.] Tonya: (seductively) Don't lie. Tonya knows all. And she's mad... [Tonya runs a red-painted fingernail across Alice's chest.] Tonya: Do you know how to say you're sorry? [Alice, squinting her eyes shut, unties the bow on the front of Tonya's nighty.] Tonya: (seductively) That's right. If you're gonna play, don't play without the Ton-Ton. [Tonya grabs Alice and smothers her in a rough kiss. Alice flails. Tonya breaks the kiss. Her lipstick is smeared all over.] Alice: (gasping for air) What about Dana! Tonya: Shhhhh. [Tonya smooshes her finger against Alice's lips. Alice gawks.] Tonya: (hissing) Someone's hungry... [Tonya points down at Alice' lap. Alice looks down just as Dana, hiding under the
SUMMARY:
When she is rejected from the writing class of Charlotte Birch, Jenny sets out to win over her intimidating professor by writing a page based on her life story. Shane moves in with Jenny at the house. When Jenny meets Carmen for the first time, an attraction between them develops almost at once. Bette goes on a downward spiral over Tina's lawsuit. Joyce also offers Tina a place to stay at her guest house during her legal battle. Dana and Alice continue to hide their attraction, while Tonya decides to make a show of her impending marriage to Dana. Kit tries to find an opening act for The Planet's grand re-opening and things heat up, then cool down, between Shane and Carmen. Tina is devastated when she finds an e-mail love letter from Candace on Bette's computer.