TEXT: Michael: Look at that. Oscar: Huh? Michael: Nice! Oscar: I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning. Pam: Okay. Michael: She is a beaut! Dwight: Can't beat a horse. A horse is a bike that peddles itself. Oscar: Yes, it is. Michael: Oh, look at that. [pushing bike] Smooth roll. Oscar: Yeah. Kevin: You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike! Oscar: Yes. Meredith: His ass was on that seat? All right! Kevin: Nice. Oscar: No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses. Kelly: I'm on Sheryl Crow's side in that whole thing, so I feel really weird right now. Pam: [crashing sound] Michael! Michael: Oh, god! Oscar: Oh... [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Are you sure you once knew how to do this? Michael: I did, yes! I had those extra wheels on the back...that support you. [Pam and Jim begin wheeling him] Mi-chael! Mi-chael! All: [chanting] Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Dwight: Yeah! Pam: Come on, Michael! Yeah! Jim: Just steer more now. Michael: [crashes into Jim and Pam's parked car] Oh, my god! Pam: Not the car! Jim: No! No! Michael: Ow! [grunts, stumbles to his feet] You never forget. Whoo! [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: How do I look? Jim: Amazing. How do I look? Dwight: Normal. Ugly. Jim: Well, I do the best with what I've got. Let's go. Dwight: Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me! It'
SUMMARY:
When a Dunder Mifflin client is stolen by a rival salesman named Danny ( Timothy Olyphant ), Michael, Dwight and Jim decide to set up a sting in order to uncover his sales secret. Meredith who pretends to be the manager of the fake company tanks the plan due her attraction to Danny, resulting in Michael hiring him to appear victorious. Andy starts a band with Darryl when he learns that one of his old college friends has a successful music career.