TEXT: [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face.] Joey: (from bedroom) WHOAA!! Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering] Monica: Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning. Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning? Monica: Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale. Rachel: I didn't know there were docks. [Joey and Chandler enter] Joey: Hey. Chandler: Hey. Ross: Aww, is it broken? Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing) Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed? Joey: Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out. Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket. Joey: What is this? Fruit? Rachel: Monica's making jam. Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place? Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes. Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.) Joey: This will just be my batch. [Scene: Street, Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they
SUMMARY:
Phoebe is stalked by a man mistaking her for Ursula, Phoebe's identical twin. Ross and Rachel give Chandler "boyfriend" lessons. Monica copes with her break-up with Richard by making jam, and considers having a baby by artificial insemination through a sperm bank. Joey's arm is in a sling after hurting his shoulder jumping on the bed. (Matt LeBlanc dislocated his shoulder in the previous episode, which was written into the plot). Guest star: David Arquette