TEXT: [Michael spies on Ben taking his steroids in the bathroom] [Michael talking to Brian on the street] Michael: So there I was, stark naked, freezing my tail off, spying on Ben. Brian: Was he plucking his magic twanger? Michael: No. He had a needle, and he was giving himself a shot in the ass. Brian: The nutty professor, a juice pig? I am so turned on. Here, feel. [Laughing] Michael: Cut it out. I've seen him do it twice. I think he's doing steroids. Brian: For the life of me, I'll never understand why so many gay men want to f*ck their bodies up with drugs. Michael: He's always at the gym, he has these nasty moods. Brian: Roid rage. Well, consider it a small price to pay for an amazing body. Michael: You're a big f*cking help. [In front of Babylon] Emmett: Hi, Guys! Michael: So how are the two love birds? Ted: Uh, freezing our tits off. Emmett: Yeah, well, at least I won't have to pinch my nips to get them all taut. Brian: Allow me. Emmett: Ow! Ted: Can you believe the line to get into this f*cking dump? Michael: Yeah, it's on account of those guys who O.D.'d. Ted: Great. So because some ignorant amateurs didn't know what they were doing, the rest of us should get punished. Emmett: Yeah, you can thank your friend, the chief. Brian: Let's go inside before my dick gets frostbite. Ted: You have a guest pass? Brian: Uh, only one guest. Ted & Emmett: Asshole. Officer to a drag queen: All right, honey, you can go. Officer to Emmett: See some I.D.? Emmett: Hmm. Officer: Any drugs? Emmett: Work the pockets, honey. Work the pockets. Various: Whoo-oo-oo! [Ethan
SUMMARY:
With Brian's help Stockwell takes the lead in the polls. Ted readies Jerk-at-work.net for any surprise police raids. Michael confronts Ben about his steroid use. Ethan gives Justin a surprise performance.