TEXT: Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey, what's going on? Chandler: Hey. Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica's quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar." Joey: (grabbing the candy bar) Yeah I'll take that. Ross: What's up? Chandler: Monica and I are engaged. Ross: Oh my God. (Hugs Chandler.) Congratulations. Chandler: Thanks. Ross: Where is she? [Cut to Monica out on the balcony.] Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) I'm engaged!!!!!! I'm engaged!!!! [Cut back inside.] Joey: Yeah, she's been out there for twenty minutes, I'm surprised you didn't hear her on the way over. Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I'm gay! I'm gay!" Can I bring her in? Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. It's sweet. [Cut to Monica.] Monica: I'm getting married!!!! I'm gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I'm engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don't you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancée will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20! [Cut back inside.] Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. I'll be in the closet. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.] Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (
SUMMARY:
The gang prepare to celebrate Monica and Chandler's engagement. When Monica opens the door to Ross kissing Rachel in the hall, she accuses them of stealing her thunder. Ross and Rachel had been planning a "bonus night", where two exes have a one-night stand. Meanwhile, Chandler has bedroom-related problems, Joey auditions to play as a 19-year-old, and Phoebe wants to play her guitar at Monica and Chandler's wedding.