TEXT: [Scene: Rachel's bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.] The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Morning's here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here! The morning's here! Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? It's Saturday! The Singing Man: Oh come on! Morning's here! (Starts singing) Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here! (Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.) Rachel: I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy! Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Morning's here! Morning is here- Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small. Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did. Rachel: Monica, you don't even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor! Monica: Y'know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live! Rachel: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Monica: Okay. Joey: See, this is a great apartment. Monica: Shut up! This place is a hole! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Ross's bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.] Emily: Oh, blimey, I still can't believe you've got an earring! (Yep, it's a little gold loop.) Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like he's jamming.) Emily: He does that?! Ross: Uh, I don't know, whatever. Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous. Ross: Oh, I know.
SUMMARY:
Monica and Rachel make desperate attempts to win their apartment back from Joey and Chandler, including bribing them with Knicks tickets and challenging them to another game. The girls lose the tickets and the game, but are ultimately triumphant in getting their place back with Phoebe's help. Ross is disheartened with Emily returning to London again, so they spontaneously decide to get married.