TEXT: Act One Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is sat at his desk on the phone Frasier: [into phone] My eight year-old son is visiting me this weekend, he asked specifically if I could arrange a tour of the Microsoft complex, I was wondering what's your policy on... [pause] I'm sorry to hear that. [pause] You know, I don't often trade on my celebrity status, but does the name Frasier Crane mean anything to you? [pause] I'm sorry to hear that. Well, erm, you know, it's entirely possible that one day a relative of yours may wish to tour my workplace... [pause] It's a radio station! Forget it! [hangs up] Roz and Bulldog enter dressed in dirty KACL baseball shirts. Roz: If we'd even been close, that would be one thing, but I beat that pack by a mile! A mile! Bulldog: Calm down, slugger, it's all right. Roz: A mile! Frasier: I take it you lost the game. Bulldog: No, we won the game, but Roz got kicked out for arguing with the ump! She kicked dirt on his shoes, chest-butted him, almost took a bite out of his finger when he stuck it in her face. You can't coach that kind of thing. Roz: All right, the guy on second, one guy's out, I drive one to the gap. The throw-the-cop man is late, our guy stays at home and I try to stretch it to a double. I make a beautiful hook slide right into the tag. How can I be out?! Frasier: I'm still trying to understand why you drove to the Gap in the middle of the game! Bulldog: I gotta go work on the line-up for Saturday's game. You know, I love being in charge. Roz: Oh, can I play second base? Bulldog: Er, no, sorry, Liz Budner's playing second. Roz: Liz Budner?! Why? What can she do that I can't? Bulldog: It's what she will do that
SUMMARY:
Frasier's son, Frederick, is visiting him in Seattle for the week. He has requested a tour of Microsoft , which Frasier is having difficulty organising. He remembers that Roz used to date a Microsoft executive , and hopes she can help, but it turns out that he resigned soon after Roz dumped him. While on a tour of KACL , Frederick meets Bulldog, who is in need of another player to join the KACL softball team. Not wanting to disillusion the boy, Bulldog claims that Frasier is an expert softball player, but that he is unavailable for the next game because of the Microsoft tour. Frederick informs his father that he no longer wants to visit Microsoft; rather, he wants to see Frasier play in the softball game. Frasier must quickly learn how to play. Meanwhile, Niles is upset that Frederick has a crush on Daphne, and she enjoys spending time with him.