TEXT: [Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.] Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film. Monica: Okay. Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do. And I'm so excited for you! Joey: What? What's going on? Ross: Monica's pregnant! Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I'm not pregnant. Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you're not pregnant? Monica: You didn't tell anybody I was did you?! Ross: No! (Pause) I'll be right back. (Exits.) Photographer: Now why don't we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party. Joey: I can't! I-I don't have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn't say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don't we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids. Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren't pregnant? Monica: Because I'm not. Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you're not pregnant-(She sees Rachel shaking her head)-It's because I am. (Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler's stunned faces.) Chandler: What?! What are you talking about? Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: Yes, I...I am with child. (Flash) And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day;
SUMMARY:
Everybody thinks Monica is pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, who claims she is pregnant to cover for Rachel, the one who is expecting. When Monica realizes it is Rachel, she and Phoebe have her take an additional test to confirm it. Phoebe initially says the new test is "negative" causing Rachel to be sad and disappointed by the different result. Phoebe then says it is positive and that Rachel now knows how she truly feels about having a baby. Chandler surprises Monica by having taken dance lessons for their wedding reception, but his slippery shoes leave him with two left feet. Joey tries to impress Mrs. Bing's date, a Broadway director. Ross meets a beautiful woman named Mona at the reception. He switches his seating number to her table, but mixing up the number, he ends up at the children's, then has to dance with the little girls, which impresses Mona.