TEXT: CRU - Library Evan and Calvin are studying. Calvin : Screw the poor? Evan : Survivor of the richest. Calvin : Doesn't that seem... wrong? Evan : You want an A in Finsterbach's macro-econ class, then you have to understand Finster hates anybody below the poverty line. Calvin : So just ignore chapters ten through 13 for the midtern? Evan : He calls them the homeless pages. I think it's best to just close your eyes and pretend they're not even there. Calvin : Nice. Omega Chi membership certainly has its privileges. KT House Beaver : Heads up, coming through. Heath : It's like Christmas morning. Rusty : Are you guys group filing? Cappie : It's midterns. We're studying. Beav' Clemo's past ten midterns for American history 312-K. Beaver : Profiles in Courage? Cappie : Be Brave? Rusty : You're handing out old tests? Cappie : No. These are just study aids. It's a sum total of all Kappa Tau knowledge compiled over the last 30 years. These are weapons against the insidious administrations and their C grade point average requirements for fraternity membership. Rusty : You know, I've never gotten below an A. All : Boo! Spitter, get out of here! Cappie : Ape shall not kill ape! All hooting. Cappie : Psychology 303 : from Dr. Freud to Dr. Phil. Heath : It's like five years old. Got anything more recent? Cappie : You'll be fine. Alkin recycles tests every five years to stop people cheating. Rusty : But isn't this cheating? Cappie slams drawer shut. Cappie : Cheating? Would our esteemed professors continue to reuse the same tests over and over, knowing full well that future students could easily recycle them? It's their unspoken gesture of solidarity against the evil administration
SUMMARY:
Midterms take a backseat to relationship drama as Casey is struggling with old feelings for Cappie, after Evan proposes lavaliering her, and Ashleigh's pompous boyfriend comes to CRU from Brown , irritating everyone. This culminates in the ZBZ officers forcing Ashleigh to break up with Travis ( Travis Van Winkle ), and driving a wedge between Casey and Ashleigh. Meanwhile, Rusty's Honors Physics midterm has grown in scope, forcing him into multiple all-nighters, he finally caves and seeks out Cappie who points him in the direction of a cheating hotline .