TEXT: OPEN AT LORELAI'S HOUSE [Lorelai is sitting at the kitchen table clipping coupons. Rory walks out of her bedroom carrying a bag of laundry, and Lorelai hides the coupons.] LORELAI: Morning. RORY: Morning. LORELAI: Hey, would you be horrified if I started clipping coupons again? RORY: Yes. LORELAI: Oh, well, then, I won't. RORY: Wait, did you say again? LORELAI: I meant ever. RORY: When did you clip coupons before? LORELAI: I didn't. I misspoke. Whoops. RORY: Uh huh. LORELAI: Hey, how is it that your dirty laundry has increased exponentially since you started Yale? RORY: 'Cause I'm a dirty, filthy Yale girl now. [she grabs the page of coupons from the table] LORELAI: I told you I'm not gonna clip them! RORY: Then I don't see the problem. LORELAI: Just for the Fig Newtons, please! [Rory opens the back door and listens to the music coming from the garage] RORY: Whoa! That is - LORELAI: Sucks. RORY: That is totally sucks. And they're like on their two hundredth guitarist audition. LORELAI: Well, they must be down to the deaf, dumb, and blind ones. Ah, he found it. RORY: Found what? LORELAI: The lost chord. RORY: So, the washer's broken. LORELAI: Yup. RORY: You didn't mention that when you saw me walk out with my exponential amounts of laundry. LORELAI: Sorry. RORY: Or when I called from Yale to say that I had exponential amounts of laundry to do. LORELAI: You've totally co-opted my word. RORY: Okay, plethora - that's my word. I have a plethora of dirty laundry and nowhere to do it. LORELAI: But you don't come
SUMMARY:
Sookie and Jackson decide to have a home birth and enlist the services of a formidable midwife. When Stars Hollow mounts a festival of living pictures, Kirk goes way overboard in getting into character for his role as Jesus in "The Last Supper", while Lorelai has a bad case of stage fright. Meanwhile, Lane, Zach, and Brian finally find an awesome guitarist to replace Dave, but wonder if he isn't too old to join the band. Nicole asks Luke if they can postpone the divorce and start dating again. Note: This episode won the show's only Emmy Award , for Outstanding Makeup for a Series (non-prosthetic). [3]