TEXT: [Brian's loft - Brian is with a man who's sucking his dick watching a p0rn movie about a judge and a criminal] [On video] Man 1: I'd like to see the defendant in my chambers...privately. Man 2: Yes, your honour. Man 1: This is proving to be a difficult case. The jury is hung, and for the record, your judge is also hung. There seems to be a big hole in your defence, and I'd personally like to probe into it a little deeper. Is that clear? Man 2: Yes, sir. Man 1: Will the defendant please rise? Man 2: Yes, sir. Man 1: Oh yeah, that's it... [At the tribunal] Melanie: With all due respect, your honour, $100,000 bail feels unduly harsh. The records clearly show that Mr. Schmidt has always been a law-abiding, tax-paying citizen trying to operate a legitimate business. Lawyer: If you call an unsavoury, homosexual pornographic website a legitimate business. Emmett: [whispering] As if that troll's never been to a p0rn site. Melanie: Your honour, Mr. Schmidt was extremely diligent in keeping his business strictly up to code. He had no idea that his employee, Edward Stewart Malone, was a minor. Judge: While it is this court's obligation to uphold Mr. Schmidt's right to operate his business of choice, however unsavoury, Mr. Rollins. This court will not tolerate ignorance when it comes to the corruption of a minor. It will ensure that Mr. Schmidt is punished to the full extent of the law. Judge: Next case. Bailiff: The state of Pennsylvania versus Joachim. [Outside Ethan and Justin] Ethan: I was brilliant! Justin: I knew you would be. Ethan: The audience was sceptical at first. Of course, I don't blame them. Justin: That all changed once you began to play. Ethan: I kicked ass on the cadenza, the andante was perhaps a tad too con moto, but by the final allegro--
SUMMARY:
Ted is out on bail and begs Brian to talk to Stockwell on his behalf. Justin confronts Ethan. Melanie is pregnant, much to everyone's delight. Ben promises to stop using steroids.