TEXT: At Cohen's Kirsten: Oh, hey, I thought you were hanging Christmas lights. Ryan: Oh, I took a coffee break, union rules. Kirsten: Well, you better hurry up, it's going to startraining any minute, and you know how Seth loves his rooftop reindeer. Ryan: Yeah, don't worry, it'll be up by dinner. Kirsten: Oh, speaking of dinner, are you going to bring a guest? Ryan: That's pretty subtle, Kirsten. Kirsten: I'm not saying you'd bring Taylor, I'm just letting you know that she's welcome. Ryan: Uh-huh. Well, I don't know. I don't know, it's, uh, it's just... Kirsten: Oh, you think that if you invite her, she's your girlfriend. Boy, so predictable. Ryan: Hey, now, inviting a girl over for Christmas Eve, that's like making some sort of announcement. Kirsten: It's Chrismukkah. We make our own rules. Ryan: Fine. Set a place for her. I'll invite her today. Kirsten: Great. Kirsten: Okay. Oh, my ham guy. At Roberts' Kaitlin: Can't believe we're spending Christmas in the ghetto. Julie: It's not the ghetto. It's Riverside, and it's where our family is from. Kaitlin: I thought we were in denial about that. Julie: Kaitlin, in case you hadn't noticed, we're a little short on family these days. I think we should take all we can get. Taylor: Happy holidays. Julie: Hello. Kaitlin: Is that a gift for me? 'Cause I forgot to get you one. Taylor: No, this is for Ryan. I got him a George Foreman grill because he likes lean meat, obviously. Julie: Lovely. So, Taylor, uh, Summer's having dinner with the Cohens, but you're welcome to come with us to Riverside, unless of course you're doing something with your mother. Taylor: Oh, no
SUMMARY:
Sandy is married to Julie. Kirsten is Mrs. Jimmy Cooper. Summer is engaged to Winchester. Seth is in full geek mode. It's a parallel Newport. And Ryan, stuck there after a conk to the head, must change it.