TEXT: [ The apartment ] [SCENE_BREAK] Sheldon: Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley. Leonard: Oh, I like to laugh. But say it anyway. Sheldon: Okay, um, what do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley physics department? I'll have fries with that. Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences. Penny: You know, when they chase you out of there, you only have to run faster than Sheldon. Amy: Are you all set for your trip? Sheldon: Yeah, I think so. I just restocked the old PRK. Penny: "PRK"? Leonard: Public restroom kit. Everything a boy needs for making pee pee in new and strange places. Sheldon: I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell. Leonard: Keep going. Sheldon: And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener. Um, noise-cancelling headphones. Oh, danger whistle. Um, pepper spray. Ooh, a multi-language occupied sign. Uh, let's see, we have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose. Oh, and a mirror on a stick, so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn't some kind of weirdo. Penny: You still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away? Amy: Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle? [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state <unk> <unk> Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! <unk> <unk> The Earth began to cool <unk> <unk> The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools <unk> <unk> We built the Wall <unk> <unk> We built the pyramids <unk> <unk> Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery <unk> <unk> That all started with a big bang <unk> <unk> Bang! <unk> Original Air Date on April 2, 2015 [SCENE_BREAK] [ Leonard's car
SUMMARY:
Sheldon and Leonard are headed to UC Berkeley to give a lecture on the paper they wrote together. With time to spare, they decide to drive by Skywalker Ranch but Sheldon wants to go inside, hoping to meet George Lucas. They get past the front gate, but Leonard tells the security guard the truth. Sheldon decides to make a run for it and is hit with a Taser. They are let off with a warning and are forbidden to return. At home Leonard is initially angry, but admits it was a fun adventure and he enjoyed seeing Sheldon get tased. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang are cleaning out Mrs. Wolowitz's house for a garage sale. A dispute occurs over Howard's Doctor Who's TARDIS - whether to sell it or not. They agree to decide its fate via a Ping pong match with Penny playing for Bernadette and Raj for Howard. Penny starts losing so Bernadette says Raj has to take it can buy it and he starts playing for her with Amy playing for Howard. Amy is about to win until Bernadette says she could have the TARDIS's doors to trick Sheldon into going inside her bedroom. Amy does so, but is disappointed when Sheldon runs into her bedroom dressed as the Fourth Doctor and then leaves.