TEXT: Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyone's horoscope.] Rachel: Okay, Chandler! Chandler: Okay. Rachel: And your horoscope says, "On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift." Chandler: (To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (Kisses her.) Rachel: Op, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat. Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?! Rachel: Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself. (Phoebe winks and licks her lips while eyeing Chandler.) Joey: (entering) Hey guys! Chandler: Hey!! Rachel: (ecstatic) Oh my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!! (Everyone claps and cheers, Joey mimics looking about with a gun.) Chandler: Oh that's right. It's your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick? Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I've dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?! Phoebe: No! Joey, you're going to be great! Joey: But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don't know anything about technology! I can't even use Chandler's computer except to find p0rn! And-and that's only 'cause it's right there when you turn it on! Monica: I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month. Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) I'll be waiting. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, time lapse. Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different
SUMMARY:
Ross is nervous meeting Elizabeth's father, Paul ( Bruce Willis ); Paul dislikes Ross but is interested in Rachel. Joey begins working on Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. but is openly unimpressed with C.H.E.E.S.E. his robot sidekick, a clumsy, slow-moving machine speaking with a distorted voice piped through a mike. This angers the robot's operator, who has the clout to get Joey fired. Phoebe writes a novel based on Monica and Chandler.