TEXT: [Scene: College. Phoebe's in class.] Professor: The lions observed in the Ingoro goro crater of Tanzania, mated on average once an hour for a week straight. Before I lose half the room to that thought, answer me this. Where does it begin? And the purpose of all animals is that the proliferation of the species, right? (Phoebe sees a guy staring at her. She smiles.) But it isn't as easy as your nest or mine. It starts with a series of mating rituals. First, the animal must get the attention of the object it desires. (Phoebe looks at the guy again and she brushes her hair back.) Next, there must be a sign that the interest is mutual. (Three of Phoebe's friends are sitting behind her. One of them shows another something in a book. They giggle. Phoebe turns around.) Phoebe: What's up with my study group having fun without me? Andrea: Sorry, Phoebe, you looked busy. Professor: Use your time in section tomorrow, tail line your group's thesis, be specific. Better yet, just spell check. See you next week. (Everyone starts packing up. Phoebe turns around and looks at the cover of the book that Andrea is holding.) Phoebe: Is that a book of love spells? Andrea: Yeah, found it in the valentine display over at the campus bookstore. (She hands it to Phoebe.) Tessa: It's stupid. Brooke: Is not. Andrea: We just figured, you know, since we're dateless this year, maybe it'll give us some laughs. (Phoebe laughs to herself while reading the book.) Brooke: What? Phoebe: Oh, nothing. It's just they've got it backwards. You'd never say it in that order. First you say what's lacking and then what's needed. Here, try this. "From strike of twelve count twenty-four, that's how long the spell is for, if to abate
SUMMARY:
When Phoebe unknowingly helps some college friends turn a trio of animals into guys on Valentine's Day for dates, everyone is in for a surprise when the guys retain several killer animalistic qualities and start attacking innocent people. After the girls and their dates descend on P3, Phoebe accidentally turns everyone at the club into animals, in an attempt to turn the guys back into their animal forms. As Prue tries to adjust to her free time now that she's unemployed, Piper and Dan have a hard time trying to have a romantic date now that Leo is working at the club.