TEXT: Skyline: An orange moon rises above the cityscape, taking on the face of a grinning Jack-O-Lantern. ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Roz is in Frasier's booth, setting up for the show. The room is decorated for Halloween. Bulldog comes into the booth, laughing. Bulldog: Hey, Roz... Several employees pass by the open door laughing and congratulating Bulldog. Bulldog: Hi, hi, hi. Roz, you just missed the classic prank of all time. I'll admit it, this was my masterpiece. Roz: [excited] Oh, who, who? Who'd you get?! Bulldog: OK... Before he can begin he is interrupted by a passing female staffer. Employee: Way to go, Bulldog! He barks at her. Then Kenny comes in, laughing. Kenny: There he is! [slams chests and slaps hands with Bulldog] Bulldog: I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, same make and model as Frasier's. Roz: You didn't! You got Frasier! Bulldog: I had his car towed from the garage, the wreck went in its place. They all laugh. Kenny: The doc totally freaked when he saw it. First he started swearing, and then he implored the heavens, and just when his lip started trembling, Bulldog comes out, tells him it's all a prank. Bulldog: Hey - Bulldog observes the mercy rule. Besides, I got the whole thing on tape. He proudly holds up the tape. Then Frasier comes in, stone-faced. Kenny runs out while Roz hastily turns back to her work. Bulldog: Admit it, Doc, I got you good. Frasier says nothing. He stares through Bulldog and starts setting up for the show. Roz ducks into her booth. Bulldog: Come on, [slaps Frasier's backside] say it: Bulldog's the best. [no
SUMMARY:
The Halloween season has come round again. Bulldog is bathed in glory after playing a practical joke on Frasier by replacing his BMW with a replica that had been smashed up. Frasier is humiliated and determined to get his revenge. His initial plan, which involves using a red balloon to cause Bulldog gradual psychological distress, meets with scorn when he explains it to Roz. He then decides to set up a terrifying scene in the KACL basement where Bulldog is working now, involving actors dressed as zombies . Martin and Roz help with the preparations, but they both agree that practical jokes are not Frasier's strong point, so this is bound to fail. After some thought, Frasier realises one way in which he can stage the greatest practical joke ever, even if it means changing direction in his plan. Meanwhile, Gertrude Moon challenges a child named Jason (who was also the main trick-or-treater, in Frasier's building in past seasons) who comes to Niles' apartment trick-or-treating . This leads to a childish prank war between the two; when Niles, Daphne, and Jason's parents step in, though, the two team up to play jokes on them.