TEXT: Julian: I'm working on a plan right now. It's going to be perfect. Nobody's going to get caught. It's going to be smooth. Ricky: My god Bubbles, the size of this thing. Bubbles: Oh I know Ricky, look at it. You know though, I've gone over it top to bottom like a bunch of times and I can't find any illegal parts on this thing. You know what I think is going on? Sebastian Bach is Mr. Jealousy Pants. He's jealous of Patrick Swayzie. He made all that sh1t up. Ricky: Well, he was shooting off pretty hard at that train convention Bubbles. Julian: How is Axel doing? Right on. Rob Thomas? Well eleven bucks, you can't go wrong man. Bubbles: Look at the speed it's got. Ricky: f*cking cool! Bubbles: The personal train of Patrick Swayzie. De-ee-ecent! Julian: Can't talk to you on the phone about it okay. Bubbles: I don't condone crime you know that but thank you for stealing this train for me. Ricky: Bubbles? You stole the train man. We had nothing to do with it. Bubbles: Ricky, you cannot tell anybody that we have that train. Promise me. Ricky: Sure man, yeah. I promise. Whatever. Got a great f*cking idea though. I'm gonna sit over there, you stay here. Get the f*cking bong, put it in one of the cars right here and we can ship bong tokes back and forth to each other. Bubbles: Decent. [laughter] Julian: I think I just figured it out. I can get the dope to you. Yeah, no problem. Ricky: I'm telling you Bubbles. Smoking dope, playing with model trains is a good f*cking time man. [music] Phil: What are you doing anyway? Jacob: Nothing Dad. Phil: Well, what's with all the dye and the beard and the weights and, you look like, what are you trying to look like? Jacob: Nothing Dad, just leave me
SUMMARY:
Julian and Sebastian Bach hatch a scheme to smuggle Ricky's marijuana into the United States using Patrick Swayze's oversized model train. The Boys, now without Cory and Trevor, have to rely on Jacob and his loser friends to do their dirty work; Jacob develops an obsession with Julian and begins imitating him to the extreme.