TEXT: Originally written by Alexa Junge Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.] HOST: Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries! PHOEBE: Oh, oh! It's on again! JOEY: You guys, can we please not watch this all right. ALL: Shhhh! HOST: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open. JOEY: (on tv) Oh, you said it Mike. (rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way! MIKE: And there is Kevin. JOEY: Can we please turn this off? RACHEL: Noo way, Kevin. MIKE: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master ROSS: (to Chandler) Are you intrigued? CHANDLER: You're flingin'-flangin' right I am! MIKE: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton. JOEY: (on TV, finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday. (they all start laughing at him) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.] CHANDLER: Well, it's official there are no good movies. JANICE: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they
SUMMARY:
Phoebe pretends to be Joey's agent and has some success in getting him auditions; the initial rush soon wears off when she is forced to tell him why he is being turned down for parts. Ben brings a Barbie doll that he picked out himself on his weekend visit with Ross. This bothers Ross, who then tries to get him to give up Barbie in favor of G.I. Joe. Chandler is advancing in his relationship with Janice and, realizing his fear of commitment, seeks the girls' advice.