TEXT: [Babylon. Two HDGBs(R) -- dressedin cowboy hats, shiny tight-loose jockstraps, silverchaps, and boots -- start dancing to the song "IWanna be a Cowboy" Cut to Our Boys, including Mikedancing away. Dancing, dancing, half-naked gay men, HDGBseverywhere. Justin and Brian are making nicey-nice on thedance floor. The camera speeds up and then slows down.Finally, a hot-looking cross between David Duchovny andDylan McDermott catches Michael's eye, marches across thedance floor, grabs Mike's butt, and pulls him in close.] Music: Boys Don't Cry # I Wanna Be A Cowboy Ridingon the range, I've got my hat - on, I've got my boots - dusty. I've got my saddle On my horse. He's called...T-t-t-t-t-trigger Of course. I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl I wanna be a cowboy Riding on the chuck wagon, Following my man. Michael: Pardon me, are you a quarterback? Guy: No, why? Michael: You intercepted me like I was a football. Guy: When I see something I want, I grab it and I runwith it. Michael: And you want me? Guy: There's no one else in the room, Beautiful. Let's goto the backroom and exchange numbers. Michael: Wait, I can't. I'm in a relationship. Guy: I am, too. So? Michael: So we cannot fool around. Guy: How long are you two together? Michael: Almost five months. Guy: Wait a few more. You will. [He gives Mike his card.] [Meanwhile,on the other side of the dance floor, Justin heads up thestairs, looking for Brian. He walks past a couple tryingto compare tonsils just as Brian slings an arm around hisshoulders.] Justin: Making
SUMMARY:
Brian discovers David at the baths; Justin finds out his parents are getting a divorce; Ted reconnects with Blake; a hunk from Babylon hits on Michael.