TEXT: CRU - Doblers Ashleigh : Check out the yummy boy buffet. Casey : I don't have much of an appetite. Ashleigh : Casey, we are two newly-single college girls in a room full of boys and two-for-one drinks. It will never get better than this. Casey : Please, god, don't let that be true. Ashleigh : Come on, a little flirtation might do you some good. Casey : I'm just not ready to dive back into the cru dating pool. Not to mention the water's pretty icy for ZBZS. Ashleigh : Okay. Casey : But I can be a great wing woman. The goose to your Maverick. Ashleigh : Well, lock and load. We got two bogeys at 12:00. Casey : What are you doing? Ashleigh : I am waving at cute boys. Casey : There are two guys over there. One of them will have to talk to me. Ashleigh : Okay, Goose, I'm about to eject you from the cockpit. And I just got this top, so I'm gonna take it for a spin. Waitress : Hey, ladies, these are from the guys at the bar. Ashleigh : Well, thank you very much, forever 21. Casey : We can't accept these. Wing woman. Right. Waitress : Sorry. My mistake. These aren't for you. Casey : Looks like they've got the top guns. KT HOUSE - Living room Cappie : Roll call! All those present, say aye. All : Aye. Cappie : Great. Okay. First order of business. There appears to have been an unfortunate incident in the upstairs bathroom that involved corn. We're gonna need a pledge to clean that up. Spitter, hey, thanks for volunteering. Rusty : I didn't volunteer. I'm just the only one here. Cappie : Wherefore art thou pledges? Tell me you've come bearing gifts. Ben Bennett : Sorry, cap. No gifts. However, we did bring
SUMMARY:
Rebecca and Casey's rivalry intensifies during Big Sister/Little Sister week after Casey learns of Rebecca and Cappie's relationship, and hooks up with a 16-year-old. Meanwhile, Rusty feels alienated by his fellow Kappa Tau pledges. Dale attempts to "cure" Calvin of his homosexuality .