TEXT: Scene: The University cafeteria Raj: Here's what I wonder about zombies. (Others all groan) What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead. Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror? Sheldon: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed. Raj: Yeah, okay, so, zombies. Leonard: I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat, they starved. Howard: You're thinking of 28 Days Later. 28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state Raj: Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock! You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter. Leonard: Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock. Howard: Why's the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria? Sheldon: Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V, who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them, to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects. Course, if he'd have read any of the thirteen hundred e-mails I've sent him on the subject of his administration, he could have saved himself the trouble. Raj: Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday. That's why I'm here. Dr. Seibert: Hey, there's my favorite geniuses! How are we doing today? Sheldon: That depends, how much longer do you plan on fondling my shoulder? Seibert: Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia. Sheldon: It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves, I'll let you check me for a hernia. Seibert:
SUMMARY:
President Siebert invites the men to a fundraising event at Caltech. While Leonard, Howard and Raj are willing to attend, Sheldon feels that such events are beneath him. He changes his mind when Amy points out that, without his participation, any monies raised might go to programs other than physics. When he finally arrives, Siebert quickly regrets inviting him. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a good impression on the considerably older Mrs. Latham. The next day, she picks him up in her limousine, and makes it clear that she will only donate the money if Leonard has sex with her. He refuses, but everyone else urges him to go through with it. After he does so and she donates the money, Leonard receives a standing ovation at work.