TEXT: [Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy's play.] Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have s*x with the star of the play! Ross: People can hear you. Chandler: I know!! (The play starts.) Chandler: Wow! She looks great. Doesn't she? Ross: Yeah. (Onstage there's a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We don't see what's going on, only hear it.) Kathy's Co-Star: Hi! Kathy: Hi! Ross: That is one good looking man! Chandler: Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?! Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, you've been doing this long? Kathy: No, you're my first. Put the money on the table. (Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.) Kathy's Co-Star: Oh, yeah! Ooh, that's nice. (They start making out harder.) Ross: Dude! Kathy's Co-Star: Is that an expensive blouse? Kathy: If you want it to be. (Kathy's co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandler's mouth is on the floor.) Ross: Here's your girlfriend's button. (Holding the button.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.] Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school? Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? Phoebe: Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive. (Rachel enters) Monica: Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just...(Rachel grunts and throws
SUMMARY:
Monica is determined to continue being 'the hostess' and strives to succeed after the girls have to switch apartments with Chandler and Joey. Chandler worries when Kathy and a fellow actor get steamy on stage in a play and unfairly accuses her of cheating on him. When he later goes to her apartment to apologize, he discovers she is now sleeping with her co-star. Rachel is unhappy after being switched to another department as a personal shopper. Her job attitude improves after meeting a handsome young customer named Joshua.