TEXT: Lucifer is on a gurney, in a hospital. Lucifer: I'm not the Devil, I'm just a man who's delusional. I made it all up. I made it all... Up. 36 hours earlier, Lucifer has a session with Linda. Lucifer: I'm doing great. Linda: Great. Great is... Good... Lucifer: Okay, good talk. Same time next week? Linda: Uh, sorry, it's just that... Some of the things that you said in our last session raised some issues for me. Lucifer: Do tell. Linda: So this secret plan to cut through the Gates of Heaven... Lucifer: Well, actually, we've hit a bit of a snag with that. The Flaming Sword's kaput. Now, we can't work out what's wrong with it, and until we can, we're in a bit of a holding pattern. Linda: Ah, that's a relief. Lucifer: Well, why would you say that? Linda: God and His ex having a fight to the death? Sounds kind of bad for, you know, humanity. Lucifer: Oh, you'll probably be fine. Linda: Probably? That's not exactly reassuring. What does Maze think of your plan? Lucifer: Well, I don't know. I haven't told her. Hence the secret part of the secret plan. Linda: She's your best friend. Lucifer: Yes, well, as much as I love my little s*x thug, Maze can do things that she thinks are in my best interest that turn out to be, well, disastrous. And I can't afford that. Linda: Hmm. Lucifer: But the good news is she's busy focusing on her new bestie right now. The Detective. They're practically inseparable. Chloe tries to avoid Maze. Maze: Hey, roomie. Where you going? Chloe: Maze, hey. Um, I'm on my way to work. I'm running late. Maze: Oh, no, but you haven't had breakfast,
SUMMARY:
Lucifer and Chloe investigate the murder of an orderly at a mental institution. The suspect is a patient calling himself "God Johnson" who proves to be immune to Lucifer's powers and knows to call him Samael . Ella identifies the man as Earl Johnson, a businessman who was committed after giving away all his wealth. Lucifer feigns insanity to get himself committed. Upon seeing Johnson heal a woman that would have been the killer's second victim, Lucifer believes that he is God. Learning that Johnson has no knowledge of Charlotte escaping Hell, Lucifer and Linda break him out and set up a surprise date between the two. Amenadiel reveals to Maze that Lucifer is returning to Heaven, leaving her behind. Johnson and Charlotte begin to reconcile, but Chloe takes him and Lucifer back to the hospital. Lucifer and Johnson are then abducted by the real killer, one of the nurses, and make peace with one another. After being rescued, Lucifer discovers that Johnson's belt buckle was part of Azrael 's Blade and that Johnson was filled with the knowledge and power of God while wearing it. Realizing that his real Father would never reconcile with him, his hatred becomes even stronger.