TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Amy: Item 28, your pet name for me. Time's running out on this. You need to make a decision. Sheldon: I submitted you a notarised list. Amy: I'm sorry, but Gollum and Flakey are not acceptable. Sheldon: Well, you don't like Princess Corncob, you don't like Fester, you're just impossible to please. Amy: We'll come back to that one. This brings us to the final item in our annual State of the Relationship Summit. Item 29, Valentine's Day. Sheldon: Ah, the worst for last. Hmm. Classic Flakey. Amy: Before you get upset, I believe I've come up with a way for us to celebrate the occasion that we both can enjoy. Sheldon: People usually start a meeting with a joke, but you go ahead, end with one. Amy: I propose we spend a weekend at a bed-and-breakfast in Napa Valley. Sheldon: I hate every word in that sentence. Including in, at, we and a. Amy: Come on, Sheldon. Why not? Sheldon: For starters, a bed-and-breakfast forces you to eat with strangers at your table. Amy: One step ahead of you, Bernadette and Wolowitz are going with us. Sheldon: Oh, very well. What are the sleeping arrangements? We've only been dating for three years. If we were to share a room, people might talk. Amy: I got you your own room. Sheldon: What if my room has a claw-foot bathtub? Amy: It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster. Sheldon: Look, I appreciate the effort, but I'm still unclear how this trip is supposed to be enjoyable for me. Amy: We're going to have Valentine's Day dinner on a fully functioning vintage train. Sheldon: Vintage? Be specific. Amy: An Alcoa FA-4 diesel locomotive leading a train of meticulously restored 1915 Pullman first-class coaches. Sheldon: Wow. I'm feeling the urge to hug you. And
SUMMARY:
Amy plans a romantic Valentine's Day for her and Sheldon by having dinner with Howard and Bernadette on the Napa Valley Wine Train. Sheldon finds a friend in Eric who is equally crazy about trains, ruining Amy's plan. After she confronts him, Sheldon points out that Amy proposed the trip in the first place, prompting her to confess her trick and say she "deserves romance". Sheldon gets angry and offers her various sarcastic romantic gestures, including drinking wine, staring into each other's eyes, and kissing; however, the supposedly fake kiss becomes a real one, marking the first time Sheldon initiated physical contact between the two. Sheldon even seems to like the intimacy, as he invites Amy to visit the train's engine with him. While Leonard and Penny are supposed to be sitting Raj's dog Cinnamon, she eats the chocolates Penny gave Leonard. They rush her to the vet and are joined by an outraged Raj, who connects with the vet, Yvette, since both own dogs and disapprove of what Leonard and Penny did. At home, a surprised Raj discovers she gave him her phone number.