TEXT: [At Babylon, hot boys are dancing.] Emmett: [to Ted] You f*cked him? Ted: Wednesday. Emmett: And the Latino? Ted: Thursday. Emmett: Well Teddy, you are out of control. Brian: Good evening, twats. Emmett: Would you kindly reframe to use such derogatory comments towards women since they make up half of my fanbase. Brian: Have any hermaphrodite? Emmett: I don't think so. Brian: Good, go f*ck yourself. Is anyone do-able here tonight? Ted: Sorry, Bri, I've already done him. Emmett: We're up to friday. Ted: Oh, there is friday. Over there in the bossy bottom there. Justin: He's a bottom!? Ted: You should hear him sing "Natural Woman". Brian: You got gag them first, then f*ck them. You still have much to learn, Theodore. Emmett: Oh my god, who's that? [Emmett spots a new, hot guy on the dance floor. Brian checks him out and kinda smiles.] Ted: I dunno, I may have sunday free. Brian: Count on staying home and winning your puke. [The guy heads off to the backroom, Brian follows, Justin watches on and doesn't look too happy.] Ted: Oh, let him have this one. [Brian follows the guy into the backroom. Brian goes between the other guy and his would-be trick.They have a little stare-off, measuring each other up like two gun-fighters in a cheesy Western. Brian reaches for his crotch and he pushes his hand away and walks off. Brian is not happy.] [Justin is visiting the Novotny-Bruckers. He and Michael are showing Ben the storyboards for the next issue of "Rage".] Ben: Wow, Rage and J.T. are finaly tied the knot. Michael: It's about time, wouldn't you say? Ben: They went to Toronto? Michael: No, Massachutiper.
SUMMARY:
Brian's reign as hottest man at Babylon is challenged by the new stud, Brandon. Although a huge success as the "Queer Guy," Emmett faces a challenge of his own when he realizes he's been hired as a clown for the network's ratings. Ted, a new man after his cosmetic surgery, has an opportunity for revenge on an old flame. Ben and Michael attempt to help Hunter lift his spirits and get back to school. Bored as a lady of leisure, Debbie finds herself back at the diner.