TEXT: EXT. - DECK OF A CRUISE SHIP - DUSK [A beautiful, serene sunset. A cellist plays for an audience on the deck.] [Title card: Key West, Florida] [Sexpert Phoebe Sparkle sits at a table, watching the cellist intently. A couple of women sitting at the table are whispering.] Woman #1: Go on. Ask her. Woman #2: (shaking head) No. You. Woman #1: I just wanna get my book signed. [Woman #1 rolls her eyes and turns to Phoebe, who's still watching the cellist.] Woman #2: Miss Sparkle... [Phoebe turns to her, then back to the cellist.] Woman #2: I think I've only had three classes of orgasms. How do I get to the sixth? Or seventh? Phoebe: You need to experiment. Try a new lover. Try several. Woman #1: Bu - but - in your book - Phoebe: Shhh. [Phoebe watches as the cellist plays. When the cellist finishes, the audience claps. Phoebe stands.] Phoebe: That was just divine. Do you take requests? Cellist: Well, what's your desire? Phoebe: Your pleasure. [The cellist smiles then starts to sing in French.] LATER - [Phoebe and the cellist are in one of the cabins.] Phoebe: You ready for number four? [Phoebe goes down on the cellist.] OUTSIDE THE CABIN DOOR - [Several women listen at the door, laughing quietly.] LATER - [Phoebe and the cellist are having s*x in the jacuzzi.] LATER - [Phoebe and the cellist are having s*x against the railing on the deck.] Cellist: Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. [The cellist squeals.] INT. - THE GARAGE - DAY [Mark is asleep in bed with a woman
SUMMARY:
Dana, Alice, Shane, Carmen and Jenny take an eventful Olivia Cruise on a ship around the Caribbean. Alice and Dana attempt to role-play as characters from "The Love Boat," only to end up with Dana becoming seasick. Both Carmen and Shane question Jenny's moody behavior throughout the trip especially when she tries to hook them up. Back in Los Angeles, Bette and Kit struggle to reconcile with their estranged father, Melvin, who comes for a visit. Tina attends a formal dinner banquet with Helena to receive a prestigious award for Tina's social work. Tina asks Bette to date her. Following Jenny's confrontation with Mark, he decides to come clean to Shane about his secret videotaping of her.