TEXT: [Scene: Rachel's Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.] Ross: You said you'd marry Joey? Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) I'm not helping. Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go. Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend. Rachel: Well-Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend. Ross: Well, Chandler's my oldest friend, but Joey's my-No! Ah! (points at Rachel) Rachel: Ooooo! Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye. Ross: Rachel said she'd marry you?! Joey: (He looks around the room) This isn't the right room, sorry folks. (leaves) Opening Credits [Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, "It's a Boy!"] Monica: Ok, I don't wanna be negative so I'll say that most of the signs you bought are good. Phoebe: No they ran out of "It's a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between it's and a) See? Monica: (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey. Chandler: Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth) Monica: Honey why don't you go lie down. Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them? Joey: Why
SUMMARY:
Rachel is unable to get Emma to stop crying after waking her. Chandler falls asleep at a staff meeting and upon waking, accidentally agrees to relocate to Tulsa . Meanwhile, Joey and Ross end up in the hospital after Ross, still angry at Joey for proposing to Rachel, attempted to slug Joey, missing him and hitting the coffeehouse pole instead.