TEXT: Gabe: The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients- Kelly: Oh my God, kill me! Andy: Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get through this. So, Gabe go ahead. It's okay. Gabe: Oh, is it okay with you? Because if it's not, you work for me, so... Comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies and contracts governing our business. Be honest, fair- Pam: [whispers to Jim] I'm gonna do it. Gabe: And trustworthy in all your business activities and relationships. Treat one another- Pam: Oh! I'm going into labor! Oh my goodness! Jim: Oh okay, she's going into labor. Make way, everybody! [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: [after Angela gives her a stack of files]: I'm going into labor! [SCENE_BREAK] Phyllis: Or should I have corndogs. I mean- Pam: I'm going into labor! [SCENE_BREAK] Ryan: Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one- Pam: I'm going into labor. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: Here we go! Andy: Hey guys, uh, can't keep saying you're going into labor. Everyone knows you're full of it. Kelly: Yeah. Oscar: It's not fair, you guys. Kelly: Pitiful. Meredith: It's stupid. Andy: Never cry wolf. Jim: Okay. Pam: Okay. Erin: Oh. [liquid splatters] Pam: Oh! Oh! Everyone: Oh! Oh my goodness! Jim: Oh my God! Pam: I'm really in labor! This is happening! Jim: Okay guys, here we go! We'll see you! Pam: Oh! Jim: How do you feel? Erin: Drive carefully! Oscar: Good luck! Everyone: Goodbye! Good luck! [empty bottle falls to the ground] Pam
SUMMARY:
Andy takes some of the office staff on a field trip to Gettysburg for inspiration. After most of the office abandons him, Darryl and Jim confront Andy and tell him that he should stop trying so hard to impress his coworkers. Meanwhile, Gabe finds himself enjoying the trip when he is mistaken as an Abraham Lincoln impersonator. Robert tasks the remaining employees with coming up with a new business idea for Dunder Mifflin and becomes convinced that Kevin's simple ideas are elaborate metaphors.