TEXT: ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is at his console. Frasier: [on air] To start off the second hour, I would like to depart from my usual format because I recently read a book that... well, it truly just knocked my mental socks off. It's called "The Menopausal Male," and its author, the distinguished psychiatric scholar Dr. Helmut Bruga, has graciously agreed to join us today from his offices at the University of Washington. Dr. Bruga, guten tag. I've been an admirer of yours for a long time. Bruga: [v.o.] Thank you. I enjoy your show as well. Frasier: Really? Bruga: Yes. Though I do not in most cases agree with your analysis. Frasier: Back to your book. Now, we're all very familiar with the changes in the female menopause, but your research indicates... Bruga: Excuse me, Dr. Crane. May I say hello to Roz? Frasier: Yes, of course. Bruga: Hello, Roz. Roz: Hello, Dr. Bruga. Frasier: Yes, your research indicates that the reproductive imperative is re-awakened in later life, when the man is... Bruga: You have a very sensuous voice. Frasier:...Thank you. Bruga: Not you, Roz. Frasier: Yes well, back to male menopause. Bruga: Would you perhaps like to go to a movie or something, maybe grab a bite? Roz: Well, that would be very... Frasier holds up the book so she can see the photo on the dust jacket. Roz: No. No, thank you very much. Frasier: Well, our time has just flown by. Thank you for joining us, Dr. Bruga, and for so vividly proving your point. Bruga: You will give Roz my number? Frasier: Oh, I think Roz has your number! [SCENE_BREAK] SITTING PRETTY Scene Two - Apartment The doorbell bing-bongs and Daphne answers. It's Niles. Daphne: Oh
SUMMARY:
Frasier is tired of Martin's favorite chair and replaces it, but Martin demands his old chair back. The old chair is easily located on the set of a school production, but the recovery proves more difficult.