TEXT: Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.] Phoebe: (angrily) That's like the tenth time I've peed since I've been here! Monica: That's also like the tenth time you told us. Phoebe: Yeah, oh I'm sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, it's a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! I'm so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, 'cause-Oh! I'm pregnant! Ross: Pheebs, did...you want a cookie? Phoebe: (starting to cry) Thank you so much. Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming? Phoebe: I haven't really had any yet. (Monica, Joey, and Chandler all shake their heads.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey guys! Chandler: Hey. Joey: Hey! Ross: All right, here's the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily) Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet? Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man is gonna be? Chandler: Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward. Ross: I sort've already asked Chandler. Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding! Ross: Joey, I figured you'd understand. I mean, I-I've known him a lot longer. Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I
SUMMARY:
Rachel and Monica have a baby shower for Phoebe who is experiencing extreme mood swings and growing depressed about giving up the babies. Ross chooses Joey over Chandler to be his best man, but Joey loses the wedding ring after throwing a bachelor party featuring a stripper. They discover the duck ate the ring and take it to the vet, who retrieves it. Ross decides to make both Chandler and Joey his best men.