TEXT: Ted (2030): There are ways to relieve stress. Woman: You'll have a few minutes, Mr. Stinson. Ted (2030): Many people bite their nails. Others tap their feet.And others imagine themselves to be interviewed by renowned sports commentator Jim Nantz. Jim: Hi friends, any sport has had its icon, which it excels. Ali was boxing, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with bombs snuff chance, my next guest, Mr Barney Stinson.Barney, welcome. Barney: Thank you, Jim. I'm glad to be back on the show. Jim: It's good to have you. And you know, the statistics, they really speak for themselves. Over 200 women spread over 6 continents, 17 countries, 74 sexual positions, and not a single bead. Impressive. But even with all these successes, there has always been an escape for you. Which brings us back to last week. Tell us about our history. Barney: Hold on, Jimbo, it is extraordinary. First night... Barney, Ted, Lily and Marshall are at McLaren's. Barney: It all started when I decided to start a small challenge. Marshall: Oh my God. Wow. Ted: He decides his victim. Barney: Whatever the girl I'm trying to point is that I go with her tonight. And... they're off! Barney gets up and goes to see a girl at the counter. Marshall: Hi! Robin: Hi! Lily: How did it go with Dale? Robin: You know, sometimes, the guy with thick glasses and a t-shirt of the Smurfs, it's just a cliche. And sometimes it is a moron with a squint and a platonic relationship with Gargamel. Lily: Robin, this is not because a guy talks a lot about a fictional character for your first date it can not be your future. Marshall: The Yeti is not fictitious. Ted, from seeing Barney: That was fast. Jim: So, the first night was pretty normal. Barney: Jim, there is nothing in my usual way to pack. Jim: Respect. Which brings us to the second night.
SUMMARY:
When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.