TEXT: [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.] Monica: (quietly) Hi! Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.) (Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.) Joey: Monica? What time is it? Chandler: Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.) Joey: But it's dark out. Monica: Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like. Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.) Monica: I'm really getting tired of sneaking around. Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time. Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked. Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing. Monica: Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey! Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.) Monica: Wait! What about Joey? (Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.] Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey. Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there! Monica: Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont. Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It'
SUMMARY:
Ross tells Rachel that Emily does not want him to see her anymore. Rachel then worries she will be phased out of the group entirely, much like Chandler's old roommate, Kip, and seeks advice from Phoebe. Monica and Chandler sneak away for a weekend together and end up fighting. Joey eventually figures out the truth about their relationship, though they swear him to secrecy.