TEXT: Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Brian Caldirola [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.] Phoebe: (dejected) Hi, you guys. Chandler: Hey! Monica: Hi! Rachel: What's the matter? Phoebe: Well it's just-it's one of those situations that I just hate. Y'know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum. Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him. Phoebe: No! No! It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us! Chandler: I'll give up my ticket. Joey: Me too. Phoebe: Okay that's so generous! Chandler: And I think Ross is generous too. Phoebe: Great! Okay then it's just us girls! Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great. Phoebe: Yeah. Rachel: So what-what is the exhibit. Phoebe: It's mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches. Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler) Ross: (entering) Hey! Rachel: Hi! Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend! Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town. Monica: Oh that's great! Ross: Yeah. Monica: I mean think about all the money that you're gonna make! Ross: Why? What? Monica: Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right? Ross: No, no, that's funny. But maybe it's time to move on, let it go, y'know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth's father, so ah, he's much older than she is. Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils, huh? Rachel: I mean Ross all that
SUMMARY:
Paul disapproves of Ross' relationship with Elizabeth and threatens to have him fired unless they break up. Meanwhile, Paul and Rachel begin dating. Ignoring Paul's threats, Ross and Elizabeth sneak away to her family's cabin, unaware Paul and Rachel have the same plan. As a lark, the girls put their names down on a popular wedding venue's long waiting list. When the venue happens to get back to Chandler about a cancellation, he panics and promptly bolts. Monica finds him and assures him it was not a serious reservation, little realizing that Chandler is actually planning to propose.