TEXT: 3.15 - Face-Off OPEN IN LUKE'S DINER [Lorelai is sitting at a table with Taylor] TAYLOR: So, I have talked to every member of my family and we agreed that you can hold the rooms on my credit card, but everyone must check out with their own. LORELAI: Got it. TAYLOR: Have we gone over the room arrangements yet? LORELAI: Closing in on a hundred and fifty times. TAYLOR: Well, the Doose clan is very, very particular about their accommodations. We are light sleepers and are prone to night terrors, and several of us are very allergic to bed clothing, so it's very important that we are <unk> LORELAI: On the first floor or near a fire escape. Yes, Taylor, I know, it's all taken care of. Um, Taylor, could you just hang on a second? I'll be right back. TAYLOR: Oh, all right, but hurry. I don't have all day. [Lorelai walks to the counter where Rory is talking to Jess] LORELAI: Hey. You were supposed to bring me a cup of coffee. RORY: Yes, I know. I'm sorry, I got distracted. JESS: My fault. LORELAI: Yes, but see, when you left me there, I was alone, and now, look, I'm no longer alone. RORY: Taylor found you? LORELAI: Yes, and we've since embarked on hour one hundred millionth of planning the special Doose reunion. RORY: I'm coming back over there right now. LORELAI: Yes, and then you are going to get very sick and be unable to feed yourself so that Mommy will need to take you home and stay by your side until the Doose reunion is over. RORY: Okay. LORELAI: Okay. Say goodbye to Jess. RORY: Bye Jess. JESS: I'll call you later. LORELAI: Oh, limp a little if you can. RORY: Uh, what malady do I have
SUMMARY:
The Doose clan invades the Inn for their family reunion. Trix comes for a short visit and drives Emily crazy until Emily finally finds something scandalous to hold over Trix's head. Lane and Dave cook up a fake-date scheme with Young Chui to get Mrs. Kim to allow Lane to date Dave, but neither Young Chui's real girlfriend or Dave is immune to a little jealousy. The Stars Hollow High hockey team reaches the regional semifinals for the first time in 40 years and everyone not attending the monster truck rally turns out to cheer the team on and endure Kirk's hopelessly inept play-by-play. After Jess's too laid-back attitude about going out leaves Rory sitting home alone for most of the weekend, she takes Lorelai's advice and heads for the hockey game, where she discovers that Dean has a new girlfriend, Lindsay.