TEXT: 2.19 - Teach Me Tonight OPEN IN DOOSE'S MARKET [Lorelai and Rory are standing in the checkout line. Lorelai flips through a crossword puzzle book] LORELAI: I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid. RORY: Then don't do them. LORELAI: Well, but if you don't do them, you're not only stupid, you're also a coward. RORY: Or you have better things to do with your time. LORELAI: You think people will buy that? RORY: The people who line up on a daily basis and ask you if you do crossword puzzles and then, when you say no, challenge you as to why? Yes, I think they will buy it. LORELAI: Oh, hey, look, new bag boy. RORY: Oh yeah, that's Marty. He's subbing for Dean while he's out of town. LORELAI: Wow, Marty does the jar twirl before putting the salsa in the bag. Impressive, very Cocktail. RORY: Marty's a nice guy. LORELAI: Marty's an ambitious snake in the grass. RORY: What? LORELAI: The jar twirl, the double bagging, the <unk>have a nice day, ma'am' after every customer...that guy's got an agenda. RORY: Which is? LORELAI: He's out to take Dean's job! RORY: I don't think so. LORELAI: Oh, yes, he is. I'm telling you, he wants that position. Dean better hurry back from his grandmother's house or he can kiss his job goodbye. RORY: They're not going to fire Dean. LORELAI: Really, why not? RORY: Well, for starter's, someone stole Taylor's ladder last week and Dean is the only one who can reach the top shelves. LORELAI: Huh, interesting. RORY: What? LORELAI: Just as Marty, aka Eve Harrington, shows up
SUMMARY:
Lorelai's complaint about Taylor's choice for "Movie in the Square Night" lands her the responsibility for picking the evening's entertainment, but her enthusiasm for the task is quickly dampened when Taylor informs her that she must make a choice from a list of free movies which doesn't include any masterpieces; against her better judgment, Lorelai agrees to Luke's request that Rory tutor an about-to-flunk-out Jess; Rory and Jess decide to take a break from studying to get some ice cream, and with Jess behind the wheel, get into a car accident which leaves Rory with a broken wrist and a totaled car; a distraught Lorelai blames Luke for the accident, creating a serious rift in their relationship; Christopher arrives in the middle of the night ready to go after Jess, but he's already left Stars Hollow to return home; Kirk's short film premieres at Movie Night.