TEXT: STARS HOLLOW BABY SHOP - EXTERIOR [Lorelai and Rory exit] RORY: Are you sure we got enough plain onesies? LORELAI: Let me see. 40 people have RSVP'ed yes to Lane's shower, and we bought 60 onesies for them to decorate. I don't want to go all "Beautiful Mind" on you, but according to my calculations... RORY: Yes, Mr. Nash, but you are forgetting about the first-pancake phenomenon. LORELAI: Eh? RORY: Yes the first pancake - you know you always throw it out. What if people start decorating their onesies and they hate what they do, so they want to start over and we don't have enough onesies because we only estimated one each? LORELAI: Why do you throw out the first pancake? RORY: Well the griddle's too hot. It gets burned. LORELAI: Oh, my god. Next year, no excuses. We are making you that audition tape for "Top Chef." RORY: This is pretty basic stuff. LORELAI: Do you do it with hamburgers and waffles, too? RORY: No, it's pancake-specific. LORELAI: Oh, my goodness. Well, that's good news, because onesies are the exact opposite of pancakes. They're totally impossible to screw up. You can slap anything on a onesie and it looks cute. RORY: Anything? LORELAI: Yeah. Alligator, fried egg, tools -- these are not generally considered cute items. RORY: "I'll take the adorable Phillips-head --" not something you hear normally. LORELAI: [In a high pitch voice] But you put that on a little onesie... RORY: You're right - it's pretty damn cute. LORELAI: So cute. All right, we got streamers and balloons, and the cake's in the fridge. The chairs are getting delivered later. All we have to do now is go home and decorate. RORY: But did we agree on one table for presents or two? LORELAI: One
SUMMARY:
Rory goes to meet with an editor from the New York Times just as she starts to put together Lane's baby shower. Lorelai takes over the production and has to arbitrate a disagreement between Lane and Mrs. Kim about how to raise the unborn children. Meanwhile, Luke decides to change his situation in life and buy a new boat. Logan comes home drunk and reveals to Rory his failed business venture, and then runs off to Las Vegas with his buddies.