TEXT: "Double Death of the Dearly Departed" [SCENE_BREAK] (Open: Booth's Car - Booth, Brennan, Cam & Hodgins are on the way to a funeral) BOOTH: Geez, the poor guy was only 50. BRENNAN: They say cause of death was cardiac failure resulting from a congenital defect. BOOTH: You're not gonna talk like that when we get there, right? BRENNAN: Like what? BOOTH: You know, it's a wake, Bones, it's not a crime scene. You know, "Hey I'm sorry for your loss." "How are you holding up?" Stuff like that. BRENNAN: I know, I just don't agree with the social convention which requires us to attend a day long grieving ritual simply because the deceased worked at the Jeffersonian. BOOTH: Try not to say "the deceased." BRENNAN: It's not like any of us actually knew this Dr. Reilly personally. HODGINS: I knew him. It was Hank. Hank was a prince. CAM: I talked to him just last week about Michelle. How to get her to stop smoking. BOOTH: She's smoking? She's smoking what? CAM: Cigarettes. I've been her legal guardian for a month and I'm already a total failure. BOOTH: She's 16. She's just trying to test you, that's all. CAM: Maybe we should just focus on Hank. BRENNAN: Whoa, I think I remember him. Curly blond hair, blue eyes, glasses... BOOTH: Nope. Dark hair, balding. BRENNAN: You don't even work at the Jeffersonian. How do you know him? BOOTH: The guy ran the best fantasy football league in DC. HODGINS: Oh, man...Oh, man, I still owe him 20 bucks. BOOTH: Come to think about it, you know what, he owed me 20 bucks. Great, how am I gonna get that now? (Cut to:
SUMMARY:
When a colleague from the Jeffersonian's Egyptology department dies of heart failure, Brennan realizes at the wake that the death was not an accident. Brennan convinces Booth to steal the body and sneak it back to the Jeffersonian so she and Cam can investigate while the rest of the team put on a front to deflect suspicion. Cam runs into trouble when she attempts to get Michelle, her newly adopted teenager, to stop smoking.