TEXT: Ted (2030): Children, go out with someone for this is simple. We must be confident, good about yourself, and course of who you are. Uncle Barney was very good on this last point, although many times it was someone else. Barney is the bar disguised as a diver. Lily approaches a woman at the counter installed. Lily: You see that guy over there in diving suit? You think you're going to go talk to him? Woman: No. Lily: Okay. This is certainly the biggest con on this planet. Woman: How do you know? Lily: This is one of my best friends. Woman: And the diving suit? Lily: It's a long story. You see, he just break... Ted (2030): There are two basic ways to behave after a breakup.Some are dedicated solely to... Flashback At Ted's apartment... Robin: My career. This is my new priority. From now on, more a date. The job. Ted (2030): While others are dedicated solely to... Barney: All women of New York. That's right, Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mother, lock your daughters. Daughters, lock your MAQACENJaR. Marshall: MAQACENJaR? Ted: Wait, I can find. With Mothers Who I'd like Sunset And Never Forgot. Barney: You have the right answer! Lily: You're not rush a little, then? Barney: Since I went out with Robin there is a trick that I have not used as much as I wanted. It is... rather large, surprisingly heavy, with the skin, and it's black. My friends, this is the book of... Roles. GENERIC Barney: The Roles book contains all the scams, trickery, deception, underhand, cunning, nonsense, and embobinages tricks I used, or expected use, to nab the girls and do their business. Marshall: You're writing another book? Stephen King was one right there. Barney: It's all there. Everything, starting from the basic, like Le Bois Do Not Ca... DO NOT THE WOOD <unk> <unk> CA At MacLaren's, Bar
SUMMARY:
Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to reenter the dating scene after he and Robin break up with the use of the Playbook.