TEXT: [Scene: The Bay Mirror. Phoebe walks in and goes over to her assistant.] Phoebe: Good morning. Any phone calls? Assistant: Take your pick. We've got adulterers, cross-dressers, thirty-four year old virgins, and, oh, your nephew. Phoebe: Oh, Chris called? Assistant: No, Wyatt. Um, actually, I think Piper did the dialling, but. You have another nephew? Phoebe: Um, no, uh, but-but, you know, maybe some day I will. You know what I mean? Okay. (Phoebe goes into her office and Chris there. She gets a fright.) Chris: Phoebe, I need your help. Phoebe: I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me? Chris: For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute. Phoebe: You can put me on mute? Chris: I had to, I was busy. Now, I need your help. Phoebe: Oh, yeah, and I need yours too, because you come here, you drop this bombshell on me, and you expect me to keep this secret? And I don't even know why I'm keeping the secret. Chris: Nobody can find out Piper and Leo are my parents. It can mess with the whole future. Phoebe: Yeah, well, if you didn't want anybody to know, I don't know why you told me. Chris: I told you because you busted me, and I'm glad you did. I have been so focused on protecting Wyatt, I've completely forgotten about me. This month is my conception date. Phoebe: Your conception date? Chris: That's where I've been. Oracles, fortune tellers, soothsayers they all say the same thing. If mum and dad don't screw, this month I'm screwed. Phoebe: Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew. I never hit on you, did I? Chris: What? No. Phoe
SUMMARY:
Phoebe frees a genie, Jinny ( Saba Homayoon ), from a bottle, only to find that Jinny is a demon that has tricked her into becoming a genie herself. Anxious to get Leo and Piper back together so he can be conceived, Chris uses Phoebe to make his wish come true, but she takes his instructions too literally. When Chris reveals to Paige that he made the wish to make Piper and Leo sleep together, she calls him a pervert, and he reveals to her that Piper and Leo are his parents and that Piper needs to get pregnant within a few weeks or he will perish. Feeling that he is losing Paige, Richard opportunistically covets the genie's magic and steals the bottle so he can wish Paige back into his life. Paige and Richard reconciled to permanent separation, but Richard must drink a power-stripping potion for his own good.