TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: This movie baffles me every time we watch it. Leonard: What do you mean? Sheldon: Well, the instructions are very clear, don't feed the gremlins after midnight, don't get the gremlins wet. How hard is that? Penny (arriving): Hi, guys. Hi, honey. Leonard: Hey. Howard: Ooh, we're honey now, are we? Sheldon: Yes. Since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult. Penny: You're boring people sweetie. Sheldon: Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely. Penny: So, what are you guys doing? Howard: Celebrating Columbus Day. Leonard: We're watching Goonies, Gremlins and Young Sherlock Holmes. They were all written by Chris Columbus. Penny: Okay. What do you watch on Thanksgiving? Sheldon: The parade. Penny: Oh, you know, that reminds me, I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving, but this year they're calling it off on account of my brother's trial. Leonard: What's he on trial for? Penny: Oh, just a big misunderstanding. You know, you'd actually like my brother, he's kind of a chemist. Anyway, I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here, and you are all invited. Leonard: Oh. I'll be there. Sheldon: Will you be serving cranberry jelly or cranberry sauce? Penny: I guess I could serve both. Sheldon: You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this. Howard: Yeah, I really wish I could, Penny, but every year my mother has all the relatives over and cooks up her famous tur-briska-fil. Penny: Tur-briska-fil? Howard: Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish. It's not as good as it sounds.
SUMMARY:
Raj's research on trans-Neptunian objects comes to a dead end and he faces deportation to India unless he gets a new job. Sheldon offers Raj a chance to work for him. Raj accepts but disagreements ensue. Eventually, Sheldon apologises to Raj, conceding that his theory is correct but refusing to give up on his own. Howard tries to hang out with Leonard and Penny, but intrudes into their relationship.