TEXT: Tripper: If there's one thing soldiers hate, it's private contractors, especially ones that are bespectacled, naturally large breasted, or Jewish. But as long as you are on this base, you will conduct yourselves in a manner that is befitting the U.S. military. Sy: Listen up, everybody. Levon Bainter is coming here to review our clinic. Owen: Who's Levon Bainter? Dori: Only the military's biggest medical critic. One good review from him in Army Base Monthly and we will be flown to the White House... business class! Glenn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at that. Who's a couple of businessmen flying business class? Dori: Excuse me? If Bainter trashes us, we will be shut down and flown home... coach class. Middle seats. Owen: Ah. Middle seats, surrounded by people. Glenn: [ Chuckles ] 5.09 - Wine Tasting Chief: Ah-ha! My copy of Wine Lover Magazine. Thank you. Valerie: Oh, my God. When you're done with that, can I see it? I'm so curious about the new rieslings from Harbor Vineyards. Chief: How about those pinot gris? Valerie: [ Sighs ] Sy: What are you talking about? Chief: If you must know, Sy, Valerie and I have taken an interest in fine wines, and we're really kind of heavily into it. You making fun of it like this hurts our feelings. Valerie: Your tone when you said, "What are you guys talking about?" really makes us feel like you don't take our non-work interests seriously. Sy: All right. I hear you. You've made a point. How about if we have a wine tasting right here on the base? Chief: Okay, this is exactly what we were talking about. You offer us a wine tasting, and yet literally no mention of who's gonna pay for it. Valerie: I don't think this is fixable. Sy: You girls set it up, and I am gonna pay for it. Chief: Okay. I guess I'm finally starting to feel heard. Owen: I'll see you man. I
SUMMARY:
Sy arranges a wine tasting at the hospital for Valerie and Chief, while Owen poses as Glenn thanks to an unconventional plan. But what will hospital reviewer Levon Bainter think of all this?