TEXT: 3.06 - Take the Deviled Eggs OPEN AT LORELAI'S HOUSE [A bunch of catalogs are spread on the kitchen table, and Lorelai is going through them as Rory walks out of her bedroom] RORY: Morning. LORELAI: Morning. RORY: Wow, someone woke up in project mode today. LORELAI: I'm like the army, baby. I get more done before nine o'clock in the morning than others get done all day. RORY: Well, as long as you don't abandon it mid-project. LORELAI: I do not do that. RORY: Make your own seashell candles. LORELAI: Aw, not fair. RORY: The place smelled like melted crayons for three weeks. LORELAI: This is different. RORY: Fine, what's the project? LORELAI: This is a pile of every catalog we have received for the last three months. RORY: Okay. LORELAI: I have gathered them all together, and I will now proceed to call all the companies that are sending us duplicates and tell them to stop. RORY: That's very environmental of you. LORELAI: It's getting ridiculous. We get, like, eight of some of these. RORY: You're kidding. LORELAI: Check this out. [picks up a stack of catalogs] This is a stack of identical catalogs mailed to Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Lorelai Rory Gilmore, Lorelai V. Gilmore, Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai Gilmo, Lorelai Gil, and Squeegy Beckinheim. RORY: How'd that get in there? LORELAI: I once told a store my name was Squeegy Beckinheim just to see how many catalogs they would sell my name to, and apparently my name is to catalog companies what Brooke Shields' picture is to Chinese restaurants. RORY: How many? LORELAI: Ten. RORY: Wow. LORELAI: Including one we were already getting seven catalogs from. RO
SUMMARY:
Lorelai chauffeurs Rory to Sherry's baby shower in Boston and finds herself dragged into the festivities against her will; Miss Patty gets a new beau; Jess comes home with a car and Luke tries to find out where he got the money to pay for it; one of Stars Hollow's more eccentric citizens requests a permit to mount a demonstration in the town square.