TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Steph: I don't see anything at all, Sheldon. Sheldon: Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound. Leonard: Me, too. Sheldon: Is it a high-frequency whistle? Leonard: No, it's more of a relentless, narcissistic drone. Steph: Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon. Sheldon: Then it must be a tumour. Steph: I Seriously doubt it. Leonard: Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies. Sheldon: Is that possible? I used to get those all the time. Even in church. Steph: Well, you know, if it is from a swirly, there's something I can do. Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot! I'm going to bed Leonard: Okay, I'll be right in. Sheldon: It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot. Leonard: Do you understand that Stephanie's not here to treat your imaginary ailments? Sheldon: How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C? Is that imaginary? I don't think so. Leonard: Good night. Sheldon: Leonard, there's one more thing. Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement, I'm calling an emergency meeting. Leonard: No, you're not. Sheldon: Leonard moves the meeting not occur. Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails. I'd like to begin the meeting by congratulating you on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie. Leonard: Thank you. Sheldon: That being said, we have to discuss the implementation of the agreed upon "cohabitation" rider which has been activated now that the two of you are living together. Leonard: We're not living together. Sheldon: I beg to disagree. "A girlfriend shall be deemed quote living with un-quote Leonard when she has stayed over for
SUMMARY:
Stephanie effectively moves into Leonard's and Sheldon's apartment, though Leonard does not acknowledge this. Stephanie gives Sheldon a physical examination as he claims to have tinnitus. Penny, initially unaware of Leonard's new relationship, shows up in the guys' apartment, and then searches Leonard's room with him, discovering various signs that Stephanie is indeed living with him. After Stephanie buys Leonard new clothes that he later hates, he realizes that his relationship with Stephanie is moving too fast for him. He repeatedly tries to tell Stephanie to move out, but each time she diverts him by initiating sex. Meanwhile, Sheldon sneaks into the hospital to test himself, as his tinnitus has not stopped. When Leonard next returns to the apartment, Stephanie has diagnosed Sheldon with a fake larynx inflammation and instructed him not to speak at all, a procedure she calls a "Sheldonectomy".