TEXT: Dwight: This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween. [SCENE_BREAK] Erin: [screaming upon seeing pumpkin-headed Dwight] Dwight: [screaming then laughing] It may have been the costliest decision I've ever made. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: My greased up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but... Jim: It won't budge. Dwight: I can't get it out. Try again! [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin... Dwight: [as Jim approaches with a knife] Jim, no. No. No! No! [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: But as Jim and I discovered... No!... any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right? [SCENE_BREAK] Erin: Hey guys. Pam: Hey. Erin: Pam, what are you? Pam: I am Dr. Cinderella. Jim: Cece's really into princesses now. So we decided to turn them into a positive female role models. Pam: I'm an oncologist and you are a dog. Erin: No, I'm a puppy. Dang it! I was worried that would happen. Jim: It's Okay. Erin: Uh, Jim, you're not dressed up at all. Jim: Sure I am. I am... one of the Men in Black guys. [to Pam, under his breath] Can I have your sunglasses? Erin: Jim, come on. I thought we were past this. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: So the sports marketing business that Jim told everyone about except for me? Jim: There's a big investment lunch today, so I decided to skip the costume. Pam: Unless he
SUMMARY:
After inviting his former college a cappella group, Here Comes Treble, to perform for the office during Halloween, Andy gets angry when he hears that his college friend Broccoli Rob ( Stephen Colbert ) is telling a different story about the group. Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.