TEXT: Man: Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting. Dwight: Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey! Jim: Oh. Dwight: This meeting is for Knights of the Night only. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on. Dwight: No, no, no, no, no. I see how this movie ends. You make fun of me, everyone laughs, ha, ha, ha... screw you! Man: Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence. Dwight: What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? [mimicking the leader's voice] Dwight, don't be bothered by the [mumbles]. Over the line, Jim. Jim: I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here. Dwight: Fine. Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. That's our official name, Jim. Jim: Sounds good. Dwight: Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets. Knights went outside with flashlights to test them. Jim: Smart. Dwight: And the rest was just [mumbles]stuff. Man: Go ahead and read it, some people weren't here. Dwight: Okay. Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag. Jim: Oh, come on, that sounds awesome. Member: It was pretty cool. Jim: Was it? Member: It was fun. Dwight: It was pretty awesome. Jim: [answers phone] Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.
SUMMARY:
Michael anticipates the news regarding the status of Holly and A.J.'s relationship. In the office, Pam puts up a New Year's resolution board so everyone can post their resolutions but things get chaotic. Meanwhile, Darryl convinces Andy and Dwight to go with him to the library in hope of picking up women, to work on his secret resolution of reading more.