TEXT: Aired: 16/1/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner and Sebastian Jones [Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering] Chandler: Hey Joey: Hey. So where's Mon? Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight. Joey: And you're not helping? Chandler: I tried, but apparantly singing "I will survive" in a helium voice - not helping. (Ross and Rachel enter with Emma in Rachel's hands) Ross: Hey you guys! Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday... Rachel: Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me. Ross: Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey. Joey and Chandler: Hi. Molly: Hi. (Emma starts to cry) Ross: Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy. Joey: You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes. Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside. Molly: No, you stay, I'll do it (takes Emma from Rachel). Rachel: OK, thank you. Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey). Joey: Yeah, you too. (Molly leaves) Rachel: Oh, wow, Molly is just great! Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny. Rachel: What? You really think she's hot? Chandler: Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now. Rachel: And Joey? Joey: How do you think she's doing? Rachel: Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross? Ross: Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I.... Rachel: Thank you! (goes to get coffee) Chandler: Now that Rachel's gone? Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.
SUMMARY:
Phoebe adopts an orphaned rat family. Ross and Rachel hire a new nanny - Molly (Melissa George), but Ross becomes concerned when Joey starts hitting on her. He is relieved to discover Molly is a lesbian, but Joey is more encouraged. Rachel continues quarreling with Gavin, but at her birthday party, kisses him on Monica and Chandler's balcony. Unbeknownst to her, Ross, caring for Emma, is shocked at seeing this. Guest stars: Dermot Mulroney as Gavin