TEXT: (The scene opens at the Gilmores' weekly dinner.) RICHARD: Dinner was lovely, Emily. EMILY: Mira does make a perfect cassoulet. LORELAI: Who's Mira? EMILY: Our cook. LORELAI: I thought the cook was Heidi. EMILY: Oh, no, we let Heidi go months ago. She had a problem closing things -- the door, the refrigerator -- RICHARD: The liquor bottle. EMILY: Then it was Trina, then Sophia. RICHARD: Oh, I liked Sophia. EMILY: You did not. RICHARD: I didn't? EMILY: She was the one who sang. RICHARD: That's right -- terrible woman. EMILY: And after Sophia we had Anton. RICHARD: That's right. Anton was the one that I liked. LORELAI: I'm sorry, Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia? RICHARD: What do you mean? LORELAI: Well, one is a man and one is a woman. RICHARD: And your point being? LORELAI: That one is a man and one is a woman. RICHARD: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai, I don't have time to keep up with a multitude of people that your mother employs. LORELAI: But one is a man and one is a woman. (The cook brings in a cake.) LORELAI: The dinner was so wonderful, Mira. SARAH: It's Sarah. LORELAI: Oh, I'm sorry. (Sarah leaves.) LORELAI: Mom! Her name is Sarah! EMILY: I thought she said Mira. LORELAI: Ugh! RORY: Hey, Grandma, these plates are really pretty. EMILY: Thank you, Rory. They were your great-grandmother's. RICHARD: Lorelai the first. RORY: I thought Mom was the first. EMILY: Not in the name. LORELAI: No, but in so many other things I was
SUMMARY:
When Rory announces at Friday night dinner that she has to pick a team sport to play at Chilton, Emily insists that Richard take Rory to the club and teach her golf. Although Rory tees off to a rocky start, she soon gets into the swing of things and has a great time walking and talking with Richard. Later, Lorelai's mixed feelings as Rory tells her how much she enjoyed being with Richard at the club provokes her into an intensely stupid argument with Rory, which is soon patched up when Lorelai realizes that she's not losing Rory to her parents. At the Inn, Lorelai has her hands full overseeing all the preparations for an ornate double wedding ceremony and contending with a pair of spoiled and quarrelsome twin brides, their exhausted mother, their twin grooms, Michel, and the rest of her staff.