TEXT: ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is doing his show. Frasier: Well, Caroline, if you've been in therapy for two years and you're feeling like you're no longer making any progress, perhaps you've reached a plateau, or you and your therapist have simply gone as far as you can together. Caroline: [v.o] Maybe it is time for a change. He's kind of dry and long-winded. Frasier: Well, two years is certainly a long time to spend with a psychiatrist you find dry and long-winded. Roz: A-men to that! Caroline: Thanks, Dr. Crane. You've given me a lot to think about. Would it be OK if I called back sometime and picked your brains? Frasier: Well, just consider me your mental banjo. Well, that's it for this fine Friday, Seattle. This is Frasier Crane saying, "we'll see you next week." Roz: [coming into the studio] Good show, Frasier. Frasier: [exhausted] Oh, Roz. I've been waiting for this moment the entire week. [slowly takes off his headphones in happiness] Roz: That's what I love about you, Frasier. You work hard and you play hard. Frasier: Roz, you have no idea how much I've been looking forward to this weekend. There comes a time when even the most conscientious of psychiatrists has had his fill of other people's problems. A delivery boy opens the studio door with a package. Delivery Boy: Hi. Is one of you Roz Doyle? Frasier: Yes... that's all the clues we're going to give you. The delivery boy hands Roz the package, which she signs for and he leaves. Frasier: A little offering from one of your suitors perhaps? A nice string of pearls? A teardrop pendant? Roz: [opening package and tearfully turning to Frasier] It's a brick of cheese! Frasier: Well, on the right chain I can see that looking smart. Roz: It's from my family. They'
SUMMARY:
Frasier tries to cheer up Roz - unhappy because she is missing a family reunion - by inviting her to the birthday party he is throwing for Martin.