TEXT: (Lorelai and Rory are walking across the town center. The town is decorated for fall.) LORELAI: One of us has to do laundry tonight. RORY: Why? LORELAI: Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days. RORY: So right now under your skirt you're wearing...? LORELAI: Not underwear. RORY: Mom! LORELAI: It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy. RORY: My role model, ladies and gentlemen. LORELAI: How come you haven't run out yet? RORY: I don't know. I guess I have more underwear than you. LORELAI: That's not true. You have less. Have you been doing laundry without me? RORY: No. LORELAI: Rory? RORY: OK, one load. LORELAI: And you didn't even ask if I had stuff to throw in? RORY: It was a big load. There wasn't any room. LORELAI: I'm crushed. I'm bleeding. Get me a tourniquet. Oh, no, they're dirty 'cause Rory wouldn't wash them with her stuff. RORY: I'm sorry. I'll do another load tonight, I promise. LORELAI: Never mind. I'll do my own laundry. RORY: Fine, even better. LORELAI: I hate doing laundry. Maybe I'll just buy new underwear. (They walk by Miss Patty's dance class having a dress rehearsal for a Thanksgiving dance outside.) MISS PATTY: And flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter...and leaves. Where are my leaves? I got pumpkins, I got Pilgrims, I got no leaves. (Rory and Lorelai enter Luke's cafe.) TAYLOR: Every other store in town has fall decorations. LUKE: Hoorah for the mob mentality. TAYLOR: We're talking a few streamers and a paper turkey. How's it gonna hurt to have a paper turkey
SUMMARY:
Dean gives Rory her first kiss, to which she responds, "Thank you," and then accidentally shoplifts a box of corn starch. Fearful of her mother's disapproval, Rory confides in Lane and decides not to tell Lorelai for a little while. As a result, Lorelai is distressed when she learns about the kiss from Mrs. Kim. She confronts Rory, who confesses about the awkward kiss. Later that night, Rory freaks out when Lorelai invites Dean over to watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and eat junk food, but she ends up having a good time after all.