TEXT: (Door opens) (Door closes) Lina: Hey. Working late again? Russ: Uh, yeah. Lina: It's kind of really late. Russ: Yup, I was, uh... just working on some of my own stuff. Lina: Hmm. Russ: Yeah. Lina: Cool. Russ: Mm-hmm. Um, how are you, how are the girls? Lina: I spent my evening pulling sh1t out of a dog's ass. Russ: Oh, for fun? Russ: Or... Lina: His a**l glands were compacted. How was your day? Russ: Like pulling sh1t out of a dog's ass. Ella: Your wife is rude. Russ: Tell me about it. You know, she wasn't always this rude. Like, before you were born, she was actually kind of cool. Ella: What happened? Russ: We broke her. And now we are all paying for it. Ella: She's refusing to get me a Halloween costume. Russ: Really? Ella: Really. Russ: That is rude. Lina: Are you freaking kidding me? That's what she said, that I refused? Russ: Yes. Lina: First she wants to be a bee, then she wants to be a hippie, now she wants to be a pirate. How many costumes am I supposed to buy? Russ: So just buy her the pirate costume. Lina: You buy her the pirate costume. Russ: I can't, I have AJ's thing tomorrow. Lina: I have lunch with Eva. Russ: Eva's in town? Lina: Really? Russ: What? Lina: I told you, like, 17 times last week that my best friend was coming to town for a week and that she has one window that she can see me for lunch and it's tomorrow and I'm gonna drive half the day to do it. Russ: So, uh, what do you want to do about the pirate costume? Lina: If I buy it, she
SUMMARY:
Lina goes to meet an old friend who is in town, but their time together is constantly interrupted by business colleagues that the friend also booked time to see. Russ and Jess try to get a reluctant A.J. to go to rehab. Ella wants a pirate costume after rejecting two others that Lina got for her, then says she wants to trick-or-treat with friends for the first time instead of with her younger sisters.