TEXT: "Man in the Outhouse" [SCENE_BREAK] (Open: A truck driver is pulling into a deserted lot to make a pit stop as his phone rings and he answers it.) DWIGHT: (into phone) Hey, baby. SHIRLEY: (on other end of the phone) Where the hell have you been?! You were supposed to call... DWIGHT: I probably won't be home for another few days. SHIRLEY: Oh, you making another one of your pit stops? What's her name this time, huh? DWIGHT: There's no girl. SHIRLEY: Oh, really? DWIGHT: I got to get this load to Punxsutawney. Look, Shirl, I got to go. SHIRLEY: Why?! DWIGHT: Because I drank a gallon of coffee, and I gotta to go! SHIRLEY: Oh, really? If I find that... (He hangs up the phone, parks the truck and runs over to the outhouse while lighting up a cigarette. A few seconds later, the outhouse explodes - sending him flying through the air. When he lands, his pants are on fire and he rolls around to put it out) (Cut to: Brennan's Apartment - Hallway. Booth has just arrived, carrying coffee) BOOTH: Bones, wakey-wakey. Bones? (he keeps hitting the buzzer until she opens the door) Wakey-wakey. Eggs and bakey. BRENNAN: Do you have any idea what time it is? BOOTH: 6:30, which is why I brought you this. (he hands her a cup of coffee) Nice, uh, bed head there. (A man walks out of Brennan's bedroom in just a towel) BOOTH: (takes a sip of coffee) Hmm. Whoa! BRENNAN: Um. (Booth whistles) So, uh, Seeley Booth, Mark Gaffney. MARK: Hey. BOOTH: Hey. BRENNAN: What do you want, Booth? BOOTH: My partner. Got
SUMMARY:
After an explosion in an outhouse, a body is discovered to have been left in the sewage. The body turns out to be a reality TV host with a long list of people that might want him dead and Booth and Brennan are left to narrow down the suspects.