TEXT: INT. - HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S BATHROOM - DAY [A couple of teenaged girls in private school outfits, China and Amber, stand in front of a school bathroom mirror, putting makeup on.] [title card: San Fernando Valley, Last Year] [The camera pulls back to reveal, in the mirror, a few men standing on the other side of the bathroom with movie cameras and microphones. One of them, the director, stands with them.] Director: Bring in the pussy light! [Another man walks in and sets down a lamp on a tripod. China and Amber start to unbutton their shirts and position themselves up against the sinks, for filming.] Director: You good? [Amber leans back against the sink. China faces her, against her. The guy who brought the lamp exits.] Director: And... action. [The girls start kissing.] Director: China, get started, there. [China starts to kiss down Amber's body.] Director: Amber, get into it. [Amber starts to moan.] Director: Now, in walks the Principal. [The Principal - a guy about the same age as China and Amber - walks in.] Director: You ready man, you got wood? [The Principal nods.] Director: Okay. So, at first, first you're mad. [The Principal glares at the girls. The girls stop and turn toward him.] Director: Get in there. [The Principal approaches the girls.] Director: Girls, you're embarrased, and surprised. [The girls feign surprise.] Director: Now you're hot. [The girls feign arousal.] Director: China, blow him. [China unzips the Principals' pants and starts to give him a blowjob.] Director: (to Principal) Pop on her face, give her a facial, and uh... (to China) When he's done that, China? [China stops and looks over at the director.] Director: Look up and say, "That was great." China: (nodding) "That was great." Director: "That was great." [main titles] INT
SUMMARY:
Tina's grief from her sudden miscarriage is eased when an unexpected opportunity arrives; a member of her and Bette's therapy group asks her to volunteer at a social insurance office. There, she and her colleagues find some dirt on Fae Buckley (guest star Helen Shaver ), the fanatical leader of a religious group that's hell-bent on shutting down Bette's art gallery. Meanwhile, Shane's relationship with Cherie becomes complicated when Cherie's unsuspecting husband, Steve, wants to help Shane open up her own hair salon and asks her to spend time with his emotionally distant daughter, Clea, who also makes a pass at Shane. Marina and Francesca have an argument over Francesca wanting to leave town again for a job back in Italy. Jenny tries to help the distraught Tim, who begins to date Trish, one of his swim team students. Dana gets a new hairstyle and attempts to have a fling with Jenny. Alice worries that she might be pregnant after her trysts with Lisa and Andrew. Also, Kit makes her return to the stage during a club party with Slim Daddy.