TEXT: Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen [Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure.] Chandler: You said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here! Rachel: Chandler, there's a guy right over there. (Points to the counter) Chandler: That's a mailman! That's our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya? Rachel: Chandler, don't worry! This doesn't make you less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off. Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that? Rachel: Hmm. Woman: OH...MY...GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It's Janice.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.] Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do? Joey: Ohh, Nothing. Monica: Didn't it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did? Joey: I know what it did! Nothing. Monica: They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something! How can you not care? Joey: Like this. (Shrugs) Rachel: Well, here's another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does? Joey: Sure! It flushes it. Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it? Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello! Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (J
SUMMARY:
Ross risks life and limb when he wants to show Emily how tough he is by playing rugby with her athletic British friends. Monica becomes obsessed with a wall switch in the apartment that appears to have no function. Chandler runs into Janice and goes to extreme measures to avoid her, including telling her he is being transferred to Yemen.