TEXT: CRU - Street Cappie is down car. Pledges are busy to push it... Little girl : Move out of the way! Cappie : Speed kills! She's getting away. Put your backs into it. Ben Bennett : What's a hernia feel like? Gonzo : When's Cappy gonna realize that the Broncosaurus isn't gonna start again ever. Cappie : I heard that. Rusty : I know you love her. But maybe it's time extinction ran its course? Cappie : I didn't give up on her when the engine blew, when the backseat caught on fire or when I crashed her into a bog. Rusty : There's bogs in Ohio? Cappie : I'm not giving up on her now. Besides, I'm assuming you pledges will be needing her for your monthly supply run to Cost Club, since none of you have cars of your own. Rusty : But it's 15 miles. Cappie : The house is woefully low on essentials like moisturizer and butt paper, and I'm sick of stealing it from the sorities. Powder fresh scent makes me chafe. Ben Bennett : Dude, borrow your sister's car. Rusty : She'll never go for it. Gonzo : Why not? Rusty : When I was 16, I borrowed her car for my DMV test, and I ended up in a grocery store parking lot and I ran over one of the coin-operated horse rides. Gonzo : Was there a kid on it? Rusty : No. Ben Bennett : Then who cares? Rusty : Casey cared. She doesn't trust me. She never will. I'm also not allowed to install her software or touch her dolls. It's a long story. Pickle : But you're her brother. Rusty : Her little brother and she's likely to never see me as anything but that. Cappie : Less chat, more push. We need more momentum for the hill. Rust
SUMMARY:
Ashleigh's bill for her credit card is much higher than she expected, and enlists Casey to help her learn to count cards, who in turn enlists Rusty and Max to teach them how to count cards in an effort to win at 21 during Omega Chi's Casino Night. Meanwhile, Evan receives his trust fund , while Rebecca offers to buy Cappie a new car.