TEXT: [No one is talking in the office, Jim holds up sign that reads "We're on the longest silent streak in office history! Nobody has said anything in... 14 min!", Dwight hangs up on a phone call rather than speak, Andy sees a raccoon eating a hamburger and tries to describe it using charades, Kevin opens a candy bar and takes a bite] Kevin: Oh yeah! All: Aw! Dwight: Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper. Oscar: You really have to say "oh yeah" every time you eat a candy bar? Kevin: I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good. [takes another bite] Oh yeah! Jim: All right, not bad at all. I think we can beat 20 minutes though so let's try again. Get it all out now if you have to. Andy: It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person! Dwight: You need to stop banging your pen on your desk or it's going to drive me insane. Jim: Okay, done. Erin: [shows bloody hand] Does anyone have a first aid kit? Darryl: Check out this song I wrote: I'ma love you downstairs tonight... [overlapping chatter] Jim: All right, here we go! Everybody get read in three, two, good luck, one- [SCENE_BREAK] Andy: [writing on board] Love letters, yes! I love it. What else can be done with paper? Jim: You can write a book about chairs. Andy: Books! Excellent, Jim. Oscar: Andy, please! Please, just stop. You can do infinite things with paper- Andy: [gasps] Shh! Did you hear that? Infinity! There is an infinity of things that you can do with paper! Now, who wants to buy some paper? [scattered applause] Jim: Very nice. Very nice sales pitch for our clients that don't know what paper is. Andy: I'm talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply! Angela: Andy
SUMMARY:
When Oscar Martinez ( Oscar Nunez ) joins a trivia contest, Andy gets the entire office involved. Eventually, the team made up of Kevin, Erin, Kelly, and Meredith wins. Meanwhile, Dwight goes to Sabre headquarters to petition California to give him a job as a regional manager. California tries to get out of meeting with him, but eventually declines Dwight's request.