TEXT: Originally written by Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider. Transcribed by guineapig. PRE-INTRO SCENE: A THEATRE (THE GANG ARE IN THE AUDIENCE WAITING FOR A PLAY OF JOEY'S TO START) RACHEL: (READING THE PROGRAMME) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting! CHANDLER: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom... PHOEBE: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (GESTURING) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud! (THE LIGHTS DIM) ROSS: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen. (LIGHTS GO UP ON THE STAGE: JOEY (AS FREUD) TALKING TO A FEMALE PATIENT) JOEY: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (GOES INTO A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER) All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... (INTRO) SCENE 1: THE THEATRE (JUST AFTER THE PLAY; EVERYONE IS APPLAUDING) (AS SOON AS THE CAST HAS LEFT THE GANG ALL GROAN AND SIT DOWN HEAVILY) RACHEL: God. I feel violated. MONICA: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do? CHANDLER: (STARING AT A WOMAN ACROSS THE ROOM) Ross, ten o'clock. ROSS: Is it? Feels like two. CHANDLER: No, ten o'clock. ROSS: What
SUMMARY:
Chandler dates Aurora ( Sofia Milos ), a beautiful, exotic woman that he soon learns is married and has another boyfriend. Chandler is initially fine having a polyamorous relationship, but is unable to handle yet another lover being added to the mix. Joey's new talent agent, Estelle Leonard, gets him a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt double. However, he is fired because he "overacts" with it. Rachel cleans the apartment, but triggers Monica's obsessive-compulsive tendencies after moving some furniture around.