TEXT: Originally written by Doty Abrams. Transcribed by guineapig. PRE-INTRO SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT) CHANDLER: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty. JOEY: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is. ROSS: I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy. MONICA: (LOOKING OUT OF WINDOW) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope! ROSS: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us! RACHEL: Oh, that is so sick. CHANDLER: I feel violated. And not in a good way. PHOEBE: How can people do that?... (ALL BUT PHOEBE WALK AWAY FROM THE WINDOW IN DISGUST) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots! OPENING TITLES SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL) CHANDLER: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games... MONICA: So have you called her yet? CHANDLER: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (THE GIRLS MAKE DISGUSTED NOISES) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (TO THE GUYS) I'm right, right? JOEY+ROSS: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle. MONICA: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. PHOEBE: Oh, God, just do it! (GETTING
SUMMARY:
Rachel and Barry secretly see each other, even though he is now engaged to Mindy, who asks Rachel to be her maid of honor. When Mindy says she and Barry had an affair while Rachel was engaged to Barry, Rachel finally confesses to Mindy that she has been sleeping with Barry; the two women confront him, though Mindy still wants to marry Barry. Meanwhile, Chandler goes nuts when a woman he likes does not return his phone calls, later realizing there was a mix-up. The friends become annoyed after discovering someone across the street is spying on them.