TEXT: Ted (2030): Children, during a warm evening in March 2010, the New York police rescued a 34 year old man from the Hudson River... your Uncle Barney. Barney is sitting on a bench, a blanket on the back. Police: Okay, big guy, tell me all along. Barney: It all started a week ago. Flashback Barney is at McLaren's. Barney: I spent time at a local bar. Entered... a lady. Woman: Nothing is sexier than a man wearing a nice tie. Barney: Aside from a woman who appreciates a nice tie. Woman: But this is merely a tie. End flashback Barney: It was not my best tie. Police: Right. Barney: So, right after that, I took her home. Flashback Barney is at home with the woman he met at the bar. Woman: When I'm in bed with a man, my body becomes a machine fueled by desire, greed and a hunger to satisfy every single... the carnal desires of my lover. Barney: Fortunately, the cleaning lady comes tomorrow. Woman: Good night. Barney: What? Wait, what? I thought your body would become a machine fueled by desire, greed and a hunger only to satisfy my every carnal desires. She leaves the apartment of Barney. End flashback GENERIC Don, Robin, Marshall and Lily are at McLaren's. Robin: I really think Don and I found our rhythm to work. Don: Thanks to this young woman to my left. This report on how rodent avoided in the subway... Robin: The answer might surprise you. It's all rodents. Don: I gotta go, okay? See you soon. Marshall: Nice to meet you. Don: I do too. Don leaves the bar. Marshall: This guy is awesome. It's funny, smart, beautiful. You have him to nab it before someone else. Robin: I hope you do not talk to you. Lily: It's been 4 months since you broke up with Barney. It's time to get back on the market. Marshall: Yeah, Barney sees girls, it could not be happier. Ted, Marshall and Li
SUMMARY:
When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.