TEXT: Ted from 2030: Previously on How I Met Your Mother... Ted: She was completely amazing. She was amazing and funny and... Lily: You have feelings for Ted. Robin: Maybe. The Bar Victoria: I've just been offered a fellowhip at a culinary institute in Germany. Ted: Do you want to try long distance? Victoria: Yes. Robin: "This long-distance thing sucks, huh? And I really need to talk to you tonight." Ted: She's going to dump me! Robin: She's not going to break up with you, Ted. Ted: Hello? Robin: Do you want to come over? Ted from 2030: Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.," and she was right. When 2:00 a.m. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep. Case in point: Ted: Hello. Robin: Hi, Ted, it's Robin. Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over? Ted from 2030: Let's back up a little bit. Robin: Sit. Good boys. Okay, remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet. I'll see you tonight. In Lily's class Robin: And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I stronly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you. Yeah? Little Girl: Do you have a fiancé? Lily: Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé." Robin: Oh, no, I don't have a fiancé. Little Girl: Then who do you live with? Robin: Well, actually, I've got five dogs. Little Girl: Don't you get lonely? Robin: No, I've got five dogs. Little Girl: My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely. Robin: Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is... Robin: Does anyone else have a...? Yes? Little Boy: Are you a lesbian? Robin: No. Are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les... Li
SUMMARY:
When Ted receives an ominous message from Victoria asking saying she wants "to talk", Ted becomes convinced that he is about to be dumped. That evening, Robin invites Ted to her flat to hang out. Lily and Marshall try to dissuade Ted from going, but inadvertently give him more reason to go. Meanwhile, Barney tries to persuade Lily and Marshall to join him in a "legendary night out".