TEXT: Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal] JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years. [Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.] CHANDLER: Waaa-aaah. JOEY: What? CHANDLER: The spoon. You licked and-and you put. You licked and you put. JOEY: Yeah, so. CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush? JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain. CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere. JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap? CHANDLER: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.] CHANDLER: Hey. MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey. JOEY: Hey. PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion? JOEY: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch. PHOEBE: Ahh. RACHEL: [enters from her
SUMMARY:
Now that he has a steady income, Joey thinks he should have his own apartment and moves out. Monica struggles to tell her parents that she is seeing Richard. Rachel and Phoebe want to get tattoos. Phoebe chickens out at the last minute, resulting in nothing more than a tiny blue dot, while Rachel gets hers despite Ross' claim he dislikes them.