TEXT: Pam: What's wrong Michael? Michael: I got gum in my hair. Pam: You do. Michael: This just stinks. Don't touch it, please don't touch it. Dwight: You've got a ton of dandruff. Michael: OK, let me be. Jim: How'd you get gum in your hair? Michael: I was walking in and I noticed something shinny under Stanley's car and I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil. Jim: But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter. Michael: Kill me... right now. Pam: We have peanut butter in the kitchen. Michael: I don't feel like peanut butter. Get me an ice cream sandwich. Jim: Nope. Not for you it's for your hair, and it is 9 am. Pam: No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad. Michael: Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we're talking about. [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Smells good. Dwight: Taste good too. Michael: Oh don't. That's disgusting. Dwight: Wow! Lot of calories. Michael: Well just don't leave it on too long. Keep massaging please. Ah yeah, that's nice. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Hey Michael, how was your date last night? Michael: [sighs] [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: I will be honest; the dating has not been going well. Look, men are visual creatures. We crave beauty, like a piece of fine art by any number of renowned artists, or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude... that, but the women I'm getting fixed up with are, egh! Not that they aren't nice, or that have great personalities, they just... They just lack a certain... Crawfordness. [SCENE_BREAK] Oscar: I am livid, Absolutely livid. Angela: It's ridiculous. [SCENE_BREAK] Ryan: Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come
SUMMARY:
Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York and to meet his friends. They find him clubbing and join him for the night. Ryan is surprisingly friendly, though it could be a side effect of his cocaine habit. Meanwhile, the Scranton branch is upset when they find out they have to come in on a Saturday for Ryan's website project. Jim suggests that everyone work late instead. The plan goes well - until they find they are locked in on the grounds with no way to escape. Toby lets slip his affection for Pam and impulsively announces he will be moving to Costa Rica .