TEXT: SCENE: Jess' room, trying on dresses whilst Nick and Schmidt are sitting on the bed waiting for her. JESS: It's our first wedding together, so we need nicknames. Nick is 'Nicknack' or 'Mr. Suspenders'... SCHMIDT: No nicknames, okay, your only job tonight, is to be Nick's girlfriend, okay and make sure he stays out of trouble with Caroline. JESS: Why can't you and Winston help? SCHMIDT: We've tried, he doesn't listen to us anymore. [SCENE_BREAK] FLASHBACK - Nick sitting on the floor crying about Caroline whilst Schmidt stands in the doorway trying to comfort him. SCHMIDT: She's not coming back. (Nick cries even harder). [SCENE_BREAK] NICK: He's right, I don't. JESS: [Coming out of the closet with a hideous, yellow, floral dress] Tah dah! SCHMIDT: No! NICK: [Eyes wide] That is the ugliest dress I have ever seen, Jess. SCHMIDT: I'm really gonna need you to step it up tonight, okay, when I see you I wanna be thinking who let the dirty slut out of the sluthouse? Jess: [In an English accent] Probably the slut butler, right? Winston: [Sticking his head around the door] Yo, let's go, we can't be late, I am in the wedding. Nick:You're the usher, so relax. Winston: Yeah I'll be busy, that way I won't have to sit around answering a bunch of stupid questions all day, like, 'Do you have a job', 'Are you still playing basketball?' Does it look like I'm still playing overseas basketball? Schmidt: What is the matter with you? Winston: This is the first job I've had in like, two months, dude, and I really just want get in there and ush this wedding in the face! Schmidt: You're gonna be great
SUMMARY:
Nick is worried that he will run into Caroline ( Mary Elizabeth Ellis ), his ex-girlfriend, at a mutual friend's wedding the guys are invited to. He asks Jess to be his date and pretend to be his girlfriend. At the wedding, Winston takes his job as usher far too seriously. Schmidt attempts to woo Brooke ( Katie Cassidy ), a former crush . He also catches the eye of his sexually abusive " frenemy ," Gretchen ( Natasha Lyonne ) - whom he goes to bed with.