TEXT: [Bachelorette party. Mel and Lindz drink beers and whoop it up. Someone's playing with fire. Girls dance with their titties out. Leda raises a shot to them. Girls dance wearing strap-ons. Half-naked girls make out. Someone pours a shot over a dildo. She sucks off the girl's strap-on. Mel and Lindz just point and stare. Leda is also fully clothed. She walks over to Mel and Lindz.] Leda: Having fun? Mel: Oh, it's amazing. Lindsay: I didn't realized that this party are this wild. Leda: It's a warm-up for your honeymoon. C'mon, follow the Leda. [Leda pulls Mel and Lindz up to a bar.] Mysterious Marilyn: Is this the happy couple? Leda: Sick, isn't it? Their want their fortune cards. Mysterious Marilyn: Please, am I not a gipsy queen. I am a trained tarotion. So, should we see what the cards have stored? [The girls both touch the cards, and Marilyn goes to work flipping cards on the table and murmuring, "Uh huh."] Mysterious Marilyn: When is the special day? Mel: This saturday. Mysterious Marilyn: Oh, oh. Mel: What? Mysterious Marilyn: I'm sorry girls, but can't possible get married this saturday. Didn't you know? Mercury is in retrograde. A time of an extreme imbalance in the universe. Like the evil, miss communication, missunderstandings, resulting, inserious discord for everyone. Mel: Yeah, does it rain? Mysterious Marilyn: No, it will be a total disaster. But on a positive note, you'll redecorate your dining room around June in aqua and maroon and it will be stunning. [Cut to a pinball machine, where Michael's playing a mean pinball.] Michael: So, we have two dykes who have everything! Brian: Dykes don't
SUMMARY:
It's time for Lindsay and Melanie's wedding! It promises to be a day of beauty and love, provided they can overcome the many obstacles fate throws in their path. Brian, Emmett, Ted, George, Vic, Debbie, Michael, and Justin all pitch in to make sure they succeed.