TEXT: Four To Tango #309 (Dawson's Bedroom - Pacey and Jen are making out on Dawson's bed.) Jen: Nothing. Pacey: Nothing! Ahh! You? Jen: Nothing. God, Pacey, this is weird. Pacey: It really is. It's the damnedest thing. I mean, how are we supposed to have some lurid, purely sexual affair if every time we get together... Jen: There's no sexual tension. Pacey: Nada. Jen: Zilch. Pacey & Jen: If its me No, it's not you, it's me. Jen: No, no I mean we're both we're both two highly sexually charged people Pacey: Absolutely! Look at our track records. Jen: Oh yeah. Pacey: We're all that and then some, thank you very much. Jen: And look at the measures that we've gone through today. Pacey: We've come properly equipped (pulls a condom out of his pocket) Jen: And we've picked the perfect locale. Pacey: Absolutely. You know, Dawson and Mr. Leery both at school for the afternoon, window's always open, this was sheer genius on your part. Jen: Grams always said that that ladder was an invitation to sin. (Pacey looks at her and they both attack each other momentarily. They stop.) Pacey: This is starting to get depressing. (Beginning to put their shoes on.) Jen: All right, I'll tell you what, why don't we give it a week, keep trying in hopes that whatever sexual spark once flickered will burn again. (A door is heard slamming downstairs.) Pacey: Whoa, did you just hear somebody come into the house? (Jen looks at him and bolts for the window, grabbing her jacket. Pacey struggles to put his jacket on, when he suddenly dives to the floor for his last shoe. Dawson walks in, as Pacey is grabbing the Playstation controller. Dawson: Pacey. Pacey: Hey, man, what's happening? Dawson: What are
SUMMARY:
Dawson almost uncovers Pacey and Jen's secret after they get frisky in his bedroom and leave an unused condom on the floor. Crossed wires lead him to believe that Joey is the one apparently having sex with Pacey, but when the friends discover the truth, an excessive reaction from Joey leads to teasing from Pacey. After careful consideration, Pacey and Jen realise that things will never happen for them, and they go back to being just good friends. To win a scholarship for college, Joey enrolls at a local dance school with Pacey as her partner. Meanwhile, Jack attempts to meet up with a gay student from another high school, who saw the story Dawson produced about him. Andie annoys Jack with her relentless encouragement, but ends up soothing him when things don't go as planned.