TEXT: [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon.] Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can't wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together. Monica: You're really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells he's wearing.) (Joey and Phoebe burst forth from his apartment.) Phoebe: Hi! Joey: Hey! You're back! (Hugs and kisses all around.) Monica: Hi sweetie! Phoebe: Come on in! (They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachel's forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.) Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon? Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back. Phoebe: That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger. Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too! Chandler: They're terrific, and they live right here in the city. Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call. Chandler: I'm sorry, we're just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with. Monica: I know. Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people? Monica: This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship. Phoebe: Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, I'm Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg. Chandler: Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance... Joey: Y'know what? Why don't you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here? Chandler: We really...didn't get a chance to... Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me! Monica: We didn't get anything for anyone. Joey
SUMMARY:
Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their sexual encounter that led to Rachel's pregnancy. Everyone is positive Ross was the instigator, but Ross claims it was Rachel. To prove it, he reveals how he accidentally videotaped their encounter; while he was videotaping himself practicing giving a speech, Rachel arrived. Everyone watches the tape that shows Rachel used Joey's contrived "Backpacking in western Europe that leads to having sex" story as a come-on to Ross. Monica and Chandler look forward to socializing with another newlywed couple they met on their honeymoon, only to discover the couple has blown them off with a fake phone number.