TEXT: CRU - Street Frannie : Ready to get your ass kicked? Ready to kick yours actually. Rebecca : Please. You dogs are all bark. Casey : What did you call us? Rebecca : You heard me. Care to make things a little more interesting? Frannie : Like a bet? Rebecca : Are you even allowed to? Isn't gambling a gateway behavior back to bitchery? Casey : Well, you're the expert. So what are your terms? Rebecca : Losers are on laundry duty for a week. Frannie : What an amateur. Losers are on bathroom duty... Fraternity bathroom duty. Casey : Sounds good. Losers clean their winning team's bathrooms. We're on. I forgot how good you are when you're bad. Frannie : Don't be silly. I've sworn off bad, remember? OMEGA CHI HOUSE - Living room Frannie : ZBZ fest is our annual philanthropy event in which every fraternity at CRU competes for the ZBZ fest cup as well as the title of big cat on campus, which was named after our famous ZBZ mascot, PussyWillow the Cat. Aside from bragging rights, all of the money you raise through this week's activities will go to charity. And as your coach, I will be guiding you through each event, which will test your... LAMBDA SIGMA HOUSE - Garden Casey : Talent, endurance, and athleticism. That one should be easy for you guys. As for the events, we have the scratching post pole cross contest, the kitty kennel phone-a-thon the sitting kitty seesaw sit. And the crowning event of ZBZ fest, the Mr. Purr-fect pageant. And you guys know what that means. Pick the brother who looks best in a speedo. Kidding. Shane : Well, thank God. 'Cause I'm a thong man. Casey : Where was I? All right, the Mr. Purr-fect event... KAPPA TAU HOUSE
SUMMARY:
The ZBZ girls compete head to head with one another as they each coach a different fraternity in a series of crazy contests. Casey ends up coaching the Lambda Sigs and develops a crush on one of the brothers of that fraternity. While Rebecca coaches the Kappa Tau's and puts her relationship with Cappie to the test. Who will come out on top?