TEXT: [Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.] Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition? Joey: I'm sorry, do I know you? Phoebe: What are you doing? Joey: Nothing, I'm just practicing blowing you off because I'm gonna be a big movie star! Phoebe: Oh! You got it?! Joey: Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good. Monica: What was it for? Joey: Oh, it's this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese. Phoebe: The next next? Joey: Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago who's supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy's right after him. (Joey's cell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello! Estelle: Joey! It's Estelle! I just talked to the casting people: they loved you! Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me! Estelle: Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow. Joey: (on phone) Oh my God! Estelle: There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity? Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.) Phoebe: What's the matter? Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie! Monica: Wow! Joey: I know! My grandmother's gonna see this! Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monica's now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen.]
SUMMARY:
Ross and Monica's gorgeous cousin, Cassie (Denise Richards) visits, and Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe become attracted to her. Rachel and Phoebe quickly throw together a bridal shower for Monica. Joey auditions for a part which is perfect for him, apart from it calling for an uncircumcised actor (which Joey is not). Upon finding out he lied about his 'downstairs' area, Monica tries to fix it so he can still get the part, using a variety of methods including Silly Putty and cold cuts. Note: The sub-plot where Joey auditions for the role of an uncircumcised man was originally written for The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding but the story was changed on the advice of network censors, who thought it was tasteless. [4] [page needed]