TEXT: [Scene: The Movie set. The set has been made up like the set of Saturday Night Fever, with a lot of people dressed in 70's Clothing and disco dancing ] [Disco music playing] Todd: All Right. And cut on rehearsal. Dawson: Here you go. Todd: Oh, you're a bloody lifesaver. Dawson: All right, that's your fourth one today. I'm thinking of staging an intervention. Todd: Ever since a certain idiot assistant convinced me to quit smoking, I've turned into some sort of cyborg-like eating machine. Dawson: Uh, I don't know, this isn't nicotine-Jones Todd, this is more like nervous-Todd. Todd: Nervous-Todd? Dawson: One of the many faces of Todd. There's drunk- and-belligerent-Todd, there's sober- and-belligerent-Todd, there's creepy/horny-Todd. The rarest of them all is sweet-Todd, but that's usually accompanied by hidden-agenda-Todd. Todd: Thanks for the abuse, mate. Truly. Spot-on. Dawson: You know... I find it depressing that even you are thrown into a tizzy just 'cause some guy is coming to shoot a cameo. Todd: I seem to remember a certain assistant getting all hot and bothered simply transferring a call from A... Mr. Spielberg. Dawson: Ok, that was completely different. Spielberg is a cinema god. Max Winter is just some lame movie star. Todd: Yeah, well, that so-called lame movie star could do for this project what Janet Leigh did for psycho or Drew Barrymore did for scream. D-do you have any idea what we went through to book him, Dawson? We're extremely lucky it worked out, mate. Max: Todd Carr, you freakin' genius! I finally get to work with you, and I get killed off in the first 15 minutes? Todd: Fear not, me ol' mocker, we're bringing you back in the sequel as a
SUMMARY:
Natasha is drawn to a handsome new actor who arrives on the set. Meanwhile, Joey spends the night at Eddie's apartment but misses Professor Heston's final exam which results in him flunking her. Later, Heston visits Hell's Kitchen restaurant where he harshly tells Eddie that he resents a guy like him taking up Joey's time and when Heston insults Eddie, he falls into Heston's trap by punching the mean professor in his face which results in Eddie getting fired. Elsewhere, Pacey invites Emma to his office party and sparks between the two turn to passion.