TEXT: Prologue: In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer. The cemetery at night. The camera is focused on a heart-shaped locket that Xander is dangling in the extreme foreground so that everything in the distance is out of focus and unrecognizable. Xander: So, what do you think? The camera shifts its focus onto Buffy sitting on a gravestone. Buffy: It's nice. Cut to a full-view shot of them. They are waiting near a fresh grave. Xander approaches Buffy, still dangling the locket. Xander: But do you think Cordelia will like it? Buffy: I don't know. She pulls it toward herself with her hand to take a closer look. Buffy: Does she know what one of these is? He yanks it out of her hand and puts it and his hands into his jacket pockets. Xander: (chuckles) Okay, big yuks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia? Buffy: I'm sorry. But never. (Xander nods, smiles and looks down) I just think you could find somebody more... better. Xander: Uh, parallel universe, maybe. (looks up) Here the only other person I'm interested in is, um... unavailable. Besides, Cordy and I are really getting along. We're not fighting as much, and yesterday we just sat together, not even speakin'. You know, just, uh, enjoying comfortable silence. (grins and laughs, then loses the grin and exhales) Man, that was dull. Buffy: (smiles) I'm glad that you guys are getting along. (facetiously) Almost really. (reassuringly) And don't stress over the gift. Xander: Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders. Buffy: She'll love it. Xander: I wish dating was like s
SUMMARY:
Valentine's Day has everyone on edge. With secret reluctance, Cordelia dumps Xander to appease her friends. Crushed, Xander coerces Amy to cast a love spell, but it goes awry and every woman in Sunnydale, except Cordy, becomes pathologically attracted to him. A smitten Dru saves Xander from Angelus, but who will save him from the screaming mob?