TEXT: Scene 1: Sookie's house - Sookie, Lafayette, Tara, Maryann, Jane, Eggs, Arlene Lafayette: She wants you downstairs with the egg. Tara: Yeah? Lafayette: Now. Sookie: Tara? Tara? What are you doing? Tara: He's coming. This means he's coming. Sookie: Tara! Tara, what...? Lafayette, sweetie? I'm your friend. I know you're in there. You don't want to do this. Lafayette's thoughts: Prepare her for Bromios, prepare her for Eleutherios. Lafayette: Take off your clothes. Sookie: What? Listen to what you're saying. Lafayette: I have thousand-year-old vampire blood in me. Now, take off your f*cking clothes! Sookie takes off her clothes. Lafayette: Now put this on. Lafayette and Sookie go down. Jane: Get down here. We're waiting for you. Lafayette: Here she is, just like you wanted. Maryann: Just in time. Sookie: What the hell are you doing in my grandmother's wedding dress? Maryann: Welcome, Sookie. You're gonna be my maid of honor. Credit Sookie: Eggs, let me go. Eggs: Don't fight it. Just let it take you. Sookie: I've spent enough time being taken recently. Maryann: You haven't been taken. Just borrowed. To go along with old, new and blue over here. Arlene: Which one am I? Sookie: You have no right to wear that dress. Maryann: I know I should have asked, but I couldn't find you. You'll probably never us it anyway. Sookie: Oh, go to hell. Maryann: Please don't be so negative. It is my day. Sookie: And you're in my house. And those are my friends. Plus Jane Bodenhouse. Jane: I've always liked you, Sookie. You give me extra pickles. Sookie: I don't knowhow you did what you've done to them, but I will not let this happen. Maryann: Girls, would you mind going and helping with the refreshments
SUMMARY:
In the season two finale, Maryann has decided to appoint Sookie as the "Maid of Honor" at her sacrificial ritual, much to Sookie's disgust. Maryann asks Sookie to repeat her "electric" touch, but Sookie fails to do so. She is restrained by an entranced Lafayette. Jason and Andy Bellefleur try to advance on the crowd with an arsenal of weaponry, only to become quickly entranced themselves. During Eric's meeting with Sophie-Anne, it is revealed that she's the one who ordered him to have Lafayette start dealing V again. She does not like the fact that Bill knows what Northman is doing, but Eric promises to take care of him before he can figure out that Sophie-Anne is in fact behind it all. Bill finds Sam at Merlotte's and orders him to come with him to see Maryann. Bill offers Sam to Maryann in exchange for Sookie's safety. Sookie strongly objects to this, but Bill asks her to trust him. Eggs stabs Sam and offers some of his blood to Maryann, who rubs the blood on her body. Sam has not died, however, and tells Sookie to destroy all of Maryann's ritual offerings, which Sookie does. This angers Maryann who pursues Sookie with her poisonous claws, but she is stopped by a bull whom she believes to be the God Who Comes. Offering herself to the "God", the bull stabs her in the chest with its horns, and as Maryann starts to die, the bull transforms back to Sam, who finishes the job by removing Maryann's heart. Bill reveals to Sookie that he allowed Sam to drink his blood so he could recover after being stabbed. Bill also thanks Sam for his trust and for helping save the town of Bon Temps. Hoyt learns that his mom was not lying about his dad having committed suicide. Deeply disturbed by this, he walks out on her again to go find Jessica. When he arrives at Bill's house, nobody is there. Jessica, after telling Bill she is going to apologize to Hoyt, instead goes to a gas station and feeds on an unsuspecting truck driver. Sam goes to visit his adopted parents. His adopted mother cries and still can't accept that Sam is a shapeshifter, while his adopted father who appears deathly ill writes a response to Sam's request, to know who his real parents were, despite his step-mother's warnings that they were bad people. Eggs is deeply disturbed by the recent happenings and begs Sookie to help him uncover his actions during his blackouts. With her help, he learns that he was the one who murdered Miss Jeanette, Daphne and was also the one who stabbed Sam. Incredibly distraught over the things he'd done with Maryann, he holds Andy Bellefleur at knife-point begging to be arrested. Andy tries to explain that all of his actions were not of his own free will, but Jason, seeing the hold-up from afar, does not realize what is happening and shoots Eggs. Jason is afraid after realizing he has killed Eggs, but Andy takes his gun, wipes it off and tells Jason to leave and that "he was not here and he didn't see anything." Tara arrives along with many others to see Eggs shot and dead, and she breaks down in tears. Bill takes Sookie out to a French restaurant and proposes to her. Sookie is initially confused and afraid because of all of the recent happenings in her life. Excusing herself to go to the bathroom, she takes a moment to compose herself and decides that she does want to marry Bill. However, Bill is captured with a silver chain and kidnapped. When she returns, she finds that Bill is gone and the place is in disarray.