TEXT: Ted (2030): When the marriage approched, some weird stuff started happening. Lily: Why does my stomach hurt? Marshall: I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today. Lily: Oh, baby, you know we're lactose-intolerant. Tes: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something, the other feels it, too? Oh, God, you guys are so codependent. Lily: No, we're not. Ted: Oh, really? What about the other day? Flashback. Lily and Marshall are in the kitchen. Lily: Oh, I need to get some eggs. Marshall: Oh, I'll come with you. Marshall accompanies Lily up to the refrigerator. End of flashback. Marshall: Just because we like spending time together doesn't mean we're codependent. Barney: Really? Then whatever happened to your plan of spending the last two weeks before your wedding sleeping apart? Marshall: Okay, we decided not to do that because of... Lily: Logistics. Wedding logistics. Marshall: Frickin' logistics, man. They mess everything up. Ted: You didn't do it because you couldn't do it. Marshall: Sure we could. Robin: Then why don't you? You can stay with me. Lily: It would make our wedding night more special. Marshall: Okay, let's do it. Lily: Done. Marshall: I'm gonna go grab a beer. Lily: I'll come with you. No. I'll stay. At the apartment, Lily's on the phone. Robin and Ted come in... Lily: Okay, I know. You know? I got to go. Good-bye. My mom's driving me cra.... God, you guys are covered in sauce. We'll get to that. Me first. My mom is driving me crazy about the wedding music. The woman takes one cruise to Jamaica, and suddenly, it's "not a party without steel drums." Doesn't everybody know you're not supposed to stress out a bride right before her wedding?! Okay, sauce, go. Ted: Long story. I
SUMMARY:
Barney is chosen as a contestant on The Price Is Right giving him the opportunity to fulfill one of his life wishes: to meet Bob Barker , who he delusionally believes to be his father.