TEXT: Casey : Oh, I asked for a Sumatra with a splash of soy, not a latte with whole. Rebecca : You don't want me to get fat, do you? Casey : get Rebecca : what Casey : Question: If I wanted to leak a s*x video onto the Internet,could I do that straight from my phone? Cappie : Nothing starts the day off right like that first cup of joe. After all, your first is always the best, don't you agree? - The one that's most special. Casey : - The one you can never avoid. Cappie :The one you can never forget. Beaver : You guys are way into your coffee. Pardon, I spy a tasty morning muffin. (To Rebecca)Top of the morning, Muffin. Casey : Ready to get slaughtered by Lambda Sigs? Cappie :You're forgetting that we have The Beaver, the number one recruit for CRU football. Casey : And the Lambda Sigs have numbers two through 30. Cappie :Never discount the underdog. Rebecca :Here you go. Try this. Casey : Um... I think I want an iced coffee. Cappie : Might I recommend a Cappie-ccino? Casey : Go play your sports. Rusty : Hey, Cap. Cappie : Spitter! Is that you? Rusty: Yeah, hi.Do you think I can get a chance to play? I'm ready, I've been practicing. Cappie: Can you see those huge guys out there with the sticks? Rusty: Yeah. Cappie: Good, because I can't,which might be a sign of a concussion. Wait, there they are. Be right back. Beaver: Can't get past their new goalie. Guy's a machine. Cappie: Come on, Beav. Kappa Taus never say die. Evan: The Kappa Taus are dead. Looks like we're gonna be going up against the Lambda Sigs next. O'Toole
SUMMARY:
Omega Chi and Kappa Tau are head to head in the intramural floor hockey finals, and Casey's loyalties are in question once her night with Cappie during rush is revealed. Meanwhile, Rusty desperately wants to play for the Kappa Tau's, so he and Dale join forces in an attempt to use science to overcome his lack of coordination, without success. Calvin's reluctant to play for the Omega Chi's, despite his father's role as coach, as it brings up unhappy memories of coming out in high school.