TEXT: Scene: The bathroom Sheldon: Leonard, are you in the shower? Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower. Sheldon: I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now. Leonard: What? Sheldon: Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events. Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower. Sheldon: I have to skip the chitchat. Emergency. Leonard: What kind of emergency? Sheldon: Mathematical. 32-ounce banana smoothie, 16-ounce bladder. Leonard: You might not want to do that. Sheldon: I assure you I do. Leonard: Sheldon, I'm not alone in here. Sheldon: What? Priya: Hello, Sheldon. Sheldon: What are you doing in there? She can't be in here. Leonard: We were in here first, you can't be in here. Sheldon: According to the roommate agreement, paragraph nine, subsection B, the right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure. And believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force. Sheldon: Come on, you can't wait two minutes? Priya: Oh, Leonard, let the man pee. Scene: Penny's door. Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? Penny: What? Sheldon: Move. Move. Move! Credits sequence. Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, you are officially charged with two violations of the roommate agreement. Do you waive reading of the charges? Leonard: Yeah, fine. Priya: Hang on. No, my client does not waive reading of the charges. Leonard: Oh. Cool. I've got a lawyer. And I've seen her naked. Priya: Proceed. Sheldon: Very well. Count the first, on or about the 28th day of April, the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought deny access to the shared bathroom in a time of emergency, to
SUMMARY:
When Leonard takes a shower with Priya, he gets charged with two violations of the roommate agreement: Leonard denied access to the bathroom when Sheldon had to urinate and Leonard was not the only person in the shower. However, Priya uses her legal skills to nullify the charges. When the guys take advantage of Priya's skills in order to eat Greek food, which Sheldon does not like at all, on pizza night, Sheldon seeks shelter at Penny's, who invites him to join her on a girls' night out with Amy and Bernadette badmouthing Priya. After the girls have some cocktails and Sheldon mentions he had learned to dance at cotillions as a child, they decide to take Sheldon dancing. After dancing, Sheldon takes a drunken Amy back to her apartment. Amy tells Sheldon to fight dirty against Priya. She then proceeds to kiss him and then rushes to her bathroom to vomit. The next day, Sheldon blackmails Leonard into signing a revised roommate agreement. If he refuses, Sheldon will send an e-mail to Priya's parents about her dating Leonard (a non-Indian). Priya insists that he sign or their relationship is over. He signs.