TEXT: Russ: It's the same conversation that we've been having since we first met. I'm just a very... I'm a sexual person. Lina: She doesn't want to hear this. Russ: And so finally, she gets so fed up, right? That she tells me to go have s*x with other people. Even though we're married and in love, supposedly. Lina: Supposedly. Russ: And so, do I go and have s*x with other people? No. Do I get credit for it? Of course not. Woman: This is all very interesting, but this is a parent-teacher conference, and we're here to talk about your daughter. I love Maya. All her teachers do. But I see her spending an awful lot of time by herself. Lina: Well, she's kind of a loner. She's like me in that way. Russ: Could it be genetic? Teacher: A lot of times these behaviors are learned. What is your social situation like? Are you friends with any of the other parents? Lina: We say hi to them. Russ: Mm-hmm. Lina: And-and go to their stuff. Russ: Yeah. I'm good friends with, um... The one who likes the celtics. Teacher: Um, if you want Maya to have more friends, it might help to lead by example. Russ: Or we could just have more s*x and see if that does the trick. (Chuckles) S01E05 Jess: Hey. He wants us to come inside. Shepard: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm ju... I'm just gonna wait in the car. Jess: Can you please just come on? Shepard: I don't understand why we can't just have brunch, just you and me. Jess: Because he's having a hard time with the divorce and it's been rough on him. Shepard: It's been rough on all of us. AJ: We have a bit of a situation. Shepard: Of
SUMMARY:
After being told by a teacher that Maya is a loner at school, Lina reluctantly agrees to bring Maya to a play date arranged by Stacey ( Michaela Watkins ), a woman she hates. While accompanying the kids, Russ remarks that the house looks familiar, and is able to confirm that it was used as a location in an early 90s porn movie. Elsewhere, Jess and Shep are invited to a brunch with A.J. and his 19-year-old girlfriend, but when they go to pick them up, the young woman won't come out of the bathroom.