TEXT: On the movie set, principal's office Alanis: (In character) First there was the episode with Mr. Wallfish's toque in the east trough and we mustn't forget the visiting left tenant you deked out and accosted on the tarmac. Jay: (In character) You understand a word this hoser's saying, Silent Bob? How the hell did she get to be principal when she don't even speak gooder English like us Americans?! Alanis: (In character) You boys are too bloody stupid to make the grade down in the states and your last hope is the school system of the Great White North eh. You want to get oot of grade 12?! (Silent Bob nods.) Alanis: (In character) You better start learning what the metric systems all aboot! Jay: (In character) I've got three words for you! Go to... (Alanis smacks him in the jaw with a hockey stick and he falls back.) Alanis: (In character) There will be no more cuss words out of you, you potty mouth mall rat. You're gonna learn the dual languages of my home and native land and you're gonna savor my poutine! Cause you're in Canada now eh?! Kevin: And that'd be a cut! Very nice. Ooh very nice. Alanis: Really? It wasn't too subtle for you? Kevin: Subtle no, but I do think the PM's gonna revoke your citizenship. Alanis: Well where am I gonna hide out from 4 more years of Bush in the states. That's why I'm here. Kevin: That's why I'm here. Isn't that why you're here Mewesy? Jay: Oh no sir. That's why I'm here. (He looks at Ashley) Hey how you doing? Kevin: Craig do not this fool mack on your broad just cause he's been in a few movies kid. Alanis: A few bad movies. Kevin: Exact... Alanis: So sorry Kevin. That was out loud wasn't it? I'm so sorry
SUMMARY:
Degrassi goes into chaos as Kevin Smith prepares to film the new Jay and Silent Bob movie there: Craig grows upset when Ashley prepares to go to London for the summer, and Caitlin begins spending a lot of time with Kevin and doubting her relationship with Joey.