TEXT: Ted (2030): It was the Fall of 2009 and I was a professor now. So I decided to change my look a little bit. And people were noticing. [SCENE_BREAK] IN. MC LAREN'S Barney: Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch. Marshall: You know, I've always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches. Barney: Because the people who wear them are constantly going, "Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?" Marshall laughs. Ted: You are wrong. The ladies dig the professor look. Robin: You know, there is something to that. I remember thinking my tenth grade math teacher was very sexy. I wonder if Harold's still in jail. What? Tax evasion. Among other things. Lily: So guys, Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place for a little couples' night. Robin: Uh, sure. Why not? Ted (2030): For years, Marshall and Lily had been the only married couple in a group full of single people. It got lonely, so they were always searching for another couple to double-date. There was only one problem. [SCENE_BREAK] IN. LILY AND MARSHALL' S HOME The doorbell rings, they open the door. Lily: Welcome. Marshall: (holding a tray)Gouda? Ted (2030): They sucked at it. Lily and Marshall, sitting in the sofa, laughs while the other couple is bored. Lily: This is great. We're having fun. You're having fun, right? Marshall: So, should we just go ahead and lock the four of us in for new year's? Guy: Um, it's April. Marshall: Right. Sorry. We're getting ahead of ourselves. Let's talk Thanksgiving. Lily: Our parents really want to meet you! Another day, with another couple who is bored. Guy: Well, we should probably be going. Marshall: Wait. But, wait, if you leave now, Colonel mustard just gets away with it. Woman: It's getting pretty late. We're going to go. Lily: (blocking their way) There's
SUMMARY:
When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong, forcing Barney and Robin to try to break up with them.