TEXT: [EXT. LAS VEGAS CITY (STOCK) - NIGHT] Emcee: (V.O.) Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the Comedy Hole's very own Michael Borland. (The audience applauds.) [SCENE_BREAK] [INT. COMEDY HOLE - STAGE -- NIGHT] (MICHAEL BORLAND is on stage doing his act.) Michael Borland: Look, look, the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe. I'm pretty sure the gunman in the grassy knoll was either Arthur Miller or Joe DiMaggio. "Bang my wife...?" (He imitates a gunshot. There's sparse laughter in the audience.) [SCENE_BREAK] [EXT. ALLEYWAY OUTSIDE COMEDY HOLE - NIGHT -- CONTINUOUS] (DOUGIE MAX is outside in the alley facing the wall behind the trash cans. It's obvious that he's busy doing something. He's murmuring to himself, rehearsing for his act.) Dougie Max: (sotto voce) "Hey, if you'd have me, I'd ask you to marry hell, somebody's got to clean my apartment." [SCENE_BREAK] [INT. COMEDY HOLE - STAGE - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS] Michael Borland: Hey, how many of you people know the theme to Gilligan's Island? (The audience applauds.) Michael Borland: All right. Now, how many of you can recite the Bill of Rights? (The audience doesn't respond, unsure of the connection between the two.) Michael Borland: That's-that's-that's... who cares? It's really not that important. We don't use it anymore. [SCENE_BREAK] [EXT. ALLEYWAY OUTSIDE COMEDY HOLE - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS] (DOUGIE MAX is facing the wall and mumbling to himself, still going through his act
SUMMARY:
Grissom and Catherine investigate the murder of a comic who dropped dead on stage after drinking from a tainted bottle of water. Warrick is sent to a convenience store to investigate the death of a 15-year-old boy only to find out the boy died after drinking the same brand of water. Brass asks Nick and Sara to investigate a case he ruled an accidental death after spotting the 'grieving' husband in a very expensive new car.