TEXT: Pam: [on the phone] Well, I should go. Jim: Alright. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi. Pam: No, don't. I'm mad at them. Jim: Why, what happened? Pam: Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement. Jim: Ah. That... they might be off the hook for because I... didn't tell them. Pam: What? Why not? Jim: I just didn't, you know, want a deal. Pam: Come on, it won't be that bad. Jim: OK. You know what? Here we go. [stands up] Uh, everybody? I just want to make an announcement. Pam and I are engaged. Pam: [speakerphone] Hi everyone! Oscar: I thought you were already engaged. Jim: Nope. Angela: That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy. Jim: Thank you Angela. Kevin: I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one? Jim: Yes. Andy: A little close to my engagement there Tuna, what's your game here? Jim: To get married. Dwight: [raises hand] She's not a virgin, you know. Pam: Wow. Michael: [walking in] What's going on? Pam: No, nothing. Nothing Michael! Just saying hi. [Michael waves "hi" at the phone] Creed: The tall guy got engaged. Michael: [to Jim] To be married? Jim: Yep. [Michael hugs/tackles Jim] Pam: Sorry. [SCENE_BREAK] Holly: Pencils down! [Dwight quickly puts his pencil down] Just kidding, take your time. [SCENE_BREAK] Holly: Today is ethics day. After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here. It's gonna be insaaaaane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: [trying to assist Michael, who is trying to press play on a CD player] I got it, I got it. [Olivia Newton-John
SUMMARY:
Following Ryan's recent scandal, Holly holds an ethics seminar. Everyone speaks freely about their unethical behavior at work and Meredith causes a rift between Michael and Holly when Meredith admits a supplier gives her discounts on products and steak coupons in exchange for sex. Holly is ostracized by the staff, but when she is humiliated by the head of Human Resources, Michael once again supports her. Meanwhile, Jim makes Dwight comply with the company's "time theft" policy by timing every second of his personal activity.