TEXT: [Scene: Joey's Dorm Room. Joey and Eddie are sitting on her bed. Joey is trying to study from one of her text books, while Eddie is trying to kiss her neck.] Eddie: Mmm--mmm--mmm. Joey. Joey: Studying. Eddie: Joey. Joey: Still studying. Eddie: How come you don't want to get with me? Joey: What are you going on about? Eddie: Since I've been back, nothing. Nada. A drought of epic proportions. Is there a hygiene issue I'm not aware of? [The door to the room flies open and Audrey comes in carrying a bunch of suitcases.] Joey: Audrey? Audrey: Hi, bunny! Joey: Oh, my god! Audrey: Hi! Ohh, you flunked out of school. How sad. Death of a dream and all that. So, guess who was on my plane? Joey: Audrey, you're back a day early. Audrey: Yeah, I got early parole for good behavior. Well, actually, the rumor has it that Courtney Love was checking in, and they needed the extra room. So, guess who was on my flight. Eddie: Pilots, stewardesses, and assorted passengers? Audrey: Well, that's funny, but no. I'm only talking about the sexiest man in all of America. Joey: Audrey, don't you want to maybe relax, get settled? Audrey: Oh, come on. No one's ever too busy for a quick game of "guess who was on my plane." Trust me, this one's really good. Joey: Ok, fine. Uh, uh, uh... Bad Pitt? Audrey: [Sighs] Will you work with me, Potter? That is so obvious. No, this guy is way hotter. I'm talking like the thinking girl's dream. Eddie: Oh, Ian Ziering? [Both laugh] Audrey: Duh. Dr. Drew. Joey: Impressive. I would have thought he was a little too, uh... clinical for your tastes. Audrey: It's kind of
SUMMARY:
Joey's and Eddie's emotional and sexual relationship is played out on stage during a counseling center benefit with hosts Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla (playing themselves). At the same event, Jack and David deal with the insecurities in their relationship; Jen opens up to C.J. about Grams' cancer; and a sober Audrey returns to Boston and surprises everyone at the benefit.