TEXT: Ted from 2030: Now kids, When aunt Robin was the teenager. She was, well, the Canadian pop star. But by 2008, she was the entirely different person. Robin is presenting the news. Robin: Coming up next, 'Is your baby trying to kill you?' At the Bar Ted from 2030: Which maybe events that week, all the more surprising. Ted: So, I got up this morning, its freezing. So I walked over there. And I don't know why I am still talking. Because clearly we are all asking the same question. What in God's creation is going on with Robin's breasts. Robin: I know, right, isn't that amazing? I spent half an hour making these happen. Its tape in there, cotton balls, half of a Nerf football, but it works, right? Lily: Totally. What's the occasion? Robin: And old friend from Canada is in town and I'm meeting him for a drink. Barney: Ooh! Somebody you went to Degrassi with? Robin: No. Actually, he was my first boyfriend. [FLASHBACK] A young man is at the beach, Robin joins him. Robin: Simon. I thought he was the coolest guy ever. He smelled like Drakkar. He could ollie on a skateboard. He had the most amazing collection of Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts. We spent the whole summer madly in love. [END OF FLASHBACK] Barney: Tell me more. Tell me more. Like, did he have a car? Marshall: So he's the guy who... How shall I say this like a gentleman? Robin, did he take your maple leaf? Robin: No, it wasn't like that. Barney: Sounds to me like he gave you your first "O, Canada!" face. Ted from 2030: This went on for a really long time. Some of them jokes were elegant and well-crafted... Lily: Wait, wait. Did he break up with you and tell you he's just not that Inuit? (laughing) Ted from 2030:...others were crude, and ill-formed... Ted: Um, something about fur trapping. Ted from
SUMMARY:
Robin rekindles a spark with Simon, an old flame ( James Van Der Beek ), but he ends up breaking her heart again. Barney and his own inimitable style helps make her feel better. Guests appearances Tiffany and Alan Thicke .