TEXT: Dwight: Oh, ugh. [stands and looks at meatball in chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs] [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I've found out what he likes. And it's really weird. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the- [opens drawer full of meatballs] Stanley: You've been meatballed! [laughs] Dwight: Ugh. Stanley: Are you ready for some meatball? Dwight: Aw, man. [Stanley laughs] This is not very clever, Jim. Jim: I know. Stanley: Look for your stapler! Dwight: [Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny. [SCENE_BREAK] Stanley: [to Phyllis] Oh okay. Good night. [climbs in to Dwight's car] What's the haul? Dwight: Thirty-two meatballs. Stanley: Good day. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: That idiot's been feeding us for a week. Stanley: We'll never have to buy meatballs again. [SCENE_BREAK] Erin: [phone rings] Dunder Mifflin. Jessica, hi! How are you? Oh yay, that's so great to hear. [SCENE_BREAK] Erin: I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. They have their life and I have mine. I'm taking an Italian class. So far I've learned tortellini, spagettini, linguini... Well it's not so much a class as a restaurant, but I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from seven to
SUMMARY:
When Robert decides to sell his mansion due to his divorce, Kevin suggests that he throw an office pool party, where Erin attempts to make Andy jealous by flirting with Dwight. Robert gives everyone a tour of his massive home, which increasingly makes everyone feel uncomfortable.