TEXT: Teleplay by: Daniel Cerone and Krista Vernoff [SCENE_BREAK] [Scene: Manor. Parlor. Paige is there singing to Wyatt in his bassinet.] Paige: (singing) "Hush little baby don't you cry, aunty's gonna buy you a pumpkin pie. And if that pie doesn't taste real good, aunty's gonna buy some other kind of food. (Paige's date, Nate, stands at the doorway to the parlor.) And if that food doesn't fill your tummy..." (Nate claps lightly.) Nate: He's a lucky baby. (Paige walks over to him.) Paige: Sorry, it's the only thing I can soothe him now days. Nate: Why would you be sorry? Paige: Because normally I don't like to embarrass myself until the fifth or sixth date. (They sit down on the couch.) Yeah. Nate: Humiliate? Why? You've got a great voice. Better than most of the singers I book at the club. Paige: Oh, you're just being sweet. Not that I mind sweet. Nate: Well, what do you like to sing? Paige: Uh, something called eighth grade, graduation. I was supposed to sing the school song. Eight hundred people were watching, the band is playing, I get up but no sound comes out of my mouth. I completely froze. To make matters worse, I ran out and missed my own graduation. Nate: No. Paige: Yeah. Nate: I think the eighth grade sort of sucks for everybody. Paige: Yeah, mine just kinda sucked publicly. (They kiss.) That was nice, I haven't had that in a while. Nate: Had what? Paige: Well, I like talking to you. Nate: I like talking to you to. Paige: And I like kissing you. Nate: Kissing's good. Paige: And I'm kind of nervous. Nate: Me too. Paige: I should get you more wine. Nate: I'll
SUMMARY:
While at the fair, the Crone turns a monkey totem of Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil into a real monkey. This monkey takes Paige's voice, Phoebe's hearing, and Piper's eyesight; leaving the girls vulnerable to attack so the Crone can capture Wyatt. While Piper bonds with baby Wyatt, Phoebe falls for her new boss, Jason.