TEXT: Ted's friends are in McClaren's. Barney: I'm not impressed by the talent here tonight. And more I drink, the less it is attractive. I'm a whiskey and Coke in the Cantina scene in Star Wars. Ted: And those girls over there? They are cannon. Barney: Absolutely not. Lily: Are you kidding? I have hated as soon as I saw them. So they are cannon. In fact, I've hated almost as much as Robin when I've ever known. Robin: You hate me? Lily: A max. Marshall: Barney, they are canon. Barney: There is so much to learn. You are only victims of...the effect cheerleaders. Good question. The effect cheerleading is when a group of women air cannon, but only in groups. As with the cheerleaders. They look like cannon, but take them individually? Cod. Ted: Anything. Barney: Look at it carefully. Individually. Marshall: I know. The last one is kinda cute. Lily: Yeah, really cute. Barney: And this, my friends, is "the effect cheerleaders." Also known as the paradox of a bridesmaid syndrome sorority, and for a brief moment in the 90s, the conspiracy of the Spice Girls.Scary Spice, indeed. (His phone rings) Barney Stinson. OK.Understood. Great, we remember. Ted: What? Barney: Apparently, I'll be a father. GENERIC Ted: You're gonna be a father? How will it happen? Barney: It's a girl I plugged in a few weeks ago. It is not certain.She sees the doctor tomorrow. Lily: That may be a false alarm. It is perhaps not pregnant. Barney: No part of Barney Stinson does not run at less than 110%. If one of my Michael Phelps escaped, he swims for gold. It's a nightmare. I want no children. How can want to have children without being mad? Barney leaves the bar. Ted (2030): When you're 30 and you're a
SUMMARY:
Lily and Marshall receive different views on whether they should have a baby. When Lily asks, Ted and Marshall turn to Robin for advice. Barney creates his own holiday for single men.