TEXT: [PREVIOUSLY_ON] (OPEN in Luke's diner, morning. Lorelai and Luke walk in carrying a bunch of shopping bags each) LORELAI: Oh! Winded! Too many steps. LUKE: I said I'd carry them. LORELAI: Need water. Gunga din! LUKE: They're not that heavy. LORELAI: Yeah! You should take those steps out. They get in the way. LUKE: First thing tomorrow. Man, you bought a lot of stuff. (they set the bags on the counter, Luke goes behind it and Lorelai starts looking though them) LORELAI: All stuff I need or want, or think I might someday need or want. (excited) OK now let's find your new wallet! LUKE: We can get it later. LORELAI: (looking through some bags) No, it's buried in here somewhere. Have I looked in this bag already? LUKE: You didn't have to buy me a new wallet. My old wallet was fine. LORELAI: Your old wallet has Velcro. LUKE: It works. LORELAI: It's disgusting. Now come on, let's find it. (notices something in one of the bags) Wait a second. What is this? LUKE: (approaching Lorelai) Your underwear. (Lorelai picks out of the bag a huge pink satin pair of panties) LORELAI: (stunned) Uh! Thanks a lot! LUKE: (suppressing a laugh) I didn't see how big they were. What are they doing in there? LORELAI: Well, I'm guessing probably hiding from their real owners, 'cause I would hate to be wrapped around the woman who fit those. LUKE: Maybe you just grabbed the wrong bag. LORELAI: (takes out a huge pair of bunny slippers and sets them on the counter) Oh, poor thing, she's single. (her cell phone rings and she reaches for it. Luke clears his throat and
SUMMARY:
Lorelai attends Miss Patty's recital and sends Luke off to the woods to commune with nature, but Luke feels like Lorelai has banished him. Rory's World War II-themed DAR bash is a piperoo (even when suddenly impoverished Paris joins the proletariat as a server). But the bash goes smash when Richard confronts Mitchum Huntzberger.