TEXT: Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney and Ted read letters. Marshall: It's crazy that Metro News One sends you this letter now. Robin: Yes, I went for 4 months. Lily: You got more fans than I thought. Ted: And only 60% of them are prisoners. Robin: These guys think what? I am far from my phase "dating a prisoner." It's like: "Hi, I am over 19 years." Barney: The daughter of the lottery is there. Robin: I'm sorry for these women. This is where careers go to die on TV. Barney: Look. It's funny. I invented a little game Presenter: The lotto numbers tonight are... 19... Barney: Your age on arrival in New York after a photographer you have "discovered" to be published in Vogue. Presenter: 53... Barney: The number of nude photos that he has done before you realize he had no connection to Vogue. Presenter: 22... Barney: The age that you say you have. Presenter: 31... Barney: Your real age. Presenter: 45... Barney: The number of minutes for me to put in a taxi, get undressed and into my Jacuzzi. Presenter: And the super bowl tonight is... Barney: What happens after that is out of the jacuzzi. Great? GENERIC Ted (2030): Children in the winter of 2009, Robin was unemployed for months. But there was a glimmer of hope. Robin joined the others at McClaren's. Robin: Hi. Lily: How was the audition? Robin: I went very confident. I knew it was just me against two other girls. Barney: I listening. Flashback Robin is in a waiting room, sitting between two women. Robin: Hello. Woman 1: Hello. Robin: Robin Scherbatsky. And you are? Woman 1: You have obviously never been to Denver.Rochelle Harper, News Center 12. It was just the first string for the Rockies... 5 years on. Robin: I was a presenter here for Metro News One. Rochelle: Presenter. You must have a mirror finish. Robin: Sorry? Woman 2: You must have a mirror finish. Like Walker Cronkit
SUMMARY:
When Robin realizes that she only has four days to get a job or she will be deported back to Canada, she agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.