TEXT: Jim: Not much what's up with you? Pam: Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God. Michael: Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me. Jim: Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here? Michael: What's up-dog? Jim: Nothin' much what's up with you? Michael: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant! [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog? Stanley: I'm on the phone. [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog? Ryan: What's that? Michael: I don't know, nothin', what's up with you? Ryan: Huh? Michael: [low] No, damn it! [SCENE_BREAK] Kevin: What does that mean? Michael: What does what mean? Kevin: The thing you just said? Michael: Just forget it. [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog? Dwight: What's up-dog? Michael: Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin' how ya doing? Dwight: Good. How are you doing? Jim: [mouthing] So close. Michael: [low] Damn it. [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a... Dwight: Empty mind. Michael: No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes.
SUMMARY:
Jim becomes nervous when Michael almost reveals that he is in love with Pam. He asks Michael not to tell anyone, but the secret gets out anyway. Jim then tells Pam that he had a crush on her years ago, but pretends that it ended when he found out she was engaged. Meanwhile, accountant Oscar Martinez calls in sick, prompting Dwight to spy on him to determine whether he was telling the truth. His investigation reveals that Oscar is gay, but Dwight fails to notice this.