TEXT: Scene opens to Seth staring at Ryan intently, holding up a candy cane and a menorah. Seth: So, what's it going to be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane, hmm? Christmas or Hanukkah? Ryan: Um... I'm not- Seth: Ah! Don't worry about it buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce to you a little something that I like to call... Chrismukkah. Ryan: Chrismukkah? Seth: That's right. It's the new holiday, Ryan, and it's sweeping the nation. Sandy and Kirsten walk in, carrying a Christmas tree. Sandy: Hey fellows. We go the tree. Seth: Or atleast the living room. Sandy: Guys, a little help? Ryan walks over to help Sandy. Seth: I saved a spot for you right there. Put your muscle into it. Excellent. To the right a little. To the right, don't hurt it. Those needles are brittle. That's perfect. (Starts clapping) You guys... you guys... "A+". "A+". I love the holidays. I love them all. Kirsten: We didn't really know how to raise Seth. Seth: Yeah, so I raised myself, and in doing so, I created the greatest super holiday known to mankind, drawing on the best that Christianity and Judaism have to offer. Ryan: And you call it Chrismukkah. Seth: (He gasps) Just hearing you say it makes me feel all festive. Allow me to elaborate. He walks over to Sandy. Seth: You see, for my father here, a poor struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx, well, Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie. He now walks over to Kirsten. Seth: And for my mom over here - WASPy McWASP - well, it meant a tree, it meant stockings and all the trimmings. Isn't that right? Sandy: We're very proud. Kirsten: I'm not a W
SUMMARY:
Kirsten learns something about her father that'll help Sandy's case, but will put her job in jeopardy. Ryan's Christmas does not go as planned. Marissa meets someone in therapy. Meanwhile, Seth struggles choosing between Anna and Summer.