TEXT: Oscar: [Dwight enters dressed as Recyclops] Not again. Dwight: Bow down before Recyclops. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. Did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter? [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: The next year he really stepped things up. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin? [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: A year after that Recylcops really began to take shape. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Recylops will drown you in your over-watered lawns. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing... I can't remember. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Recyclops will have his revenge. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: I think this was also the year he renounced Earth Day and vowed to the destroy the planet he once loved. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops. Dwight: Recyclops destroys! [starts tearing through the office] Stanley: Oh, is today Recyclops Day? Dwight: Yes. Stanley: I thought you were killed by Polluticorn. Dwight: Polluticorn wishes. [starts spraying the office with something] Andy: That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment. Dwight: Humans are terrible for the environment. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: The thing I like most about Recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child. Jim: Mmm. Pam: A world where you truly can be anything you want. Jim: God bless you, Recyclops
SUMMARY:
Michael is excited when he's invited by David Wallace to attend the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York; he is dismayed by the hostile crowd and causes the board of directors even more trouble. Jim finds he is being undermined by Ryan who refuses to do work, so Jim decides to make an example of him in front of the staff. As Michael, Dwight and Oscar leave New York in a hired limousine, a news ticker shows a steep drop in Dunder Mifflin's stock price.