TEXT: Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] CHANDLER: This is unbelievable. It's been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. JOEY: There's the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss? CHANDLER: It's Phoebe! Hi! URSULA: Hi. Ok, will that be all? CHANDLER: Wait, wait! Wh-What are you doing here? URSULA: Yeah, um, I was over there, and then you said "excuse me, hello miss," so now I'm here. JOEY: No, no how come are you working here? URSULA: Right, yeah, 'cause it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute. CHANDLER: Can we start over? URSULA: Yeah. Ok, great. I'm gonna be over here. CHANDLER and JOEY: No no no! ROSS: I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident. RACHEL: Oh, yeah, I've done that. ROSS: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did and pee-ed all over the crossword. RACHEL: I've never done that. CHANDLER: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister. JOEY: I'm sayin' I see a difference. CHANDLER: They're twins! JOEY: I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's--hot! CHANDLER: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things. Let's not do that anymore. JOEY: Hey Pheebs, guess who
SUMMARY:
Joey falls for Phoebe's identical twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected. Meanwhile, Chandler finds himself between a rock and a hard place when he has to fire an employee he is attracted to. Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. Meanwhile, Monica is unable to fix her TV after Marcel puts it on the "SAP" function to Spanish. After weeks of procrastinating, Rachel finally takes down the Christmas lights on their balcony, only to fall off and sprain her ankle. In addition to Lisa Kudrow appearing as Ursula, Leila Kenzle and Helen Hunt guest star as Fran Devanow and Jamie Buchman from Mad About You.