TEXT: UNKNOWN ROAD [Luke is driving, checking a map, he pulls up to a building] BUILDING - INTERIOR [Luke goes in to an elevator] HALLWAY [Luke comes out of the elevator, looking for an apartment, knocks on the door, it opens and Christopher is standing there, Luke hits him] CHRISTOPHER: Ugh! Ugh! [Luke turns, gets back into the elevator and leaves] [Opening Credits] LORELAI'S HOUSE - KITCHEN [Lorelai is sitting at the table drinking coffee, she hears something gets up, sets some waffles cooking and pours a cut of coffee, then waits at Rory's bedroom door.] LORELAI: Morning, Rory. RORY: Please tell me you haven't been standing there all night. LORELAI: [speaking quitly] I love you Rory. RORY: Creepy. [hands her the coffee] Ooh, waffles? LORELAI: I got up early this morning. I thought, "what better way to pass time than make some of my famous homemade waffles?" RORY: I can't believe I forgot about your homemade waffles, seeing how famous they are. LORELAI: Infamous, really. RORY: So why'd you get up so early? LORELAI: Mm, well, couldn't sleep. And, initially, I was at a loss. How would I pass the time until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins... RORY: Too early. LORELAI:...Loin fruit that she is, straggled out of bed to grace me with her presence? But then I asked myself, "W.W.T.B.F.C.D.?" And it came to me in a flash. "I'm gonna make waffles." RORY: "What would the barefoot Contessa do?" LORELAI: Exactly RORY: Barefoot's one word. LORELAI: Shut up, loin fruit. So,
SUMMARY:
Luke drives to Boston for one purpose: to punch out Christopher. Rory is upset over Logan's absence and the fact that they had to cancel their long-planned trip to Asia. Wanting to cheer Rory up and take her mind off her own sad love life, Lorelai turns her house into an Asian-themed wonderland. Meanwhile, Lane returns from her disastrous honeymoon and finds out she's pregnant. While repairing the damage to the diner, Luke tells TJ about his break-up with Lorelai. Finally, Rory is furious when she learns that Lorelai slept with Christopher.