TEXT: Originally written by???. Transcribed by Josh Hodge. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.] AMBER: Oh Drake. DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word. [Ross enters] ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened? MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end. AMBER: I want you Drake. DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way. AMBER: What? DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother. [Everyone gasps. The show ends.] RACHEL: So what happens next? JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed. CHANDLER: God that is good TV. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.] CHANDLER: Phoebs, play with meeee. PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation. CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time. PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate? CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball. PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the
SUMMARY:
Joey's good fortune comes crashing down when he foolishly claims in an interview for Soap Opera Digest that he writes all his own lines on the show, angering the script writer who kills off Joey's character. Phoebe's attempt to help Chandler bond with his new roommate ends up revealing Eddy's quirky behavior. Sexual history dominates a discussion between two couples-Monica and Richard, and Ross and Rachel.