TEXT: Michael: Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is? Jim: No. Michael: Look at him. Look at him - t-shirt, jeans... Jim: Is he you? Michael: [laughs] I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp. Jim: Where did you take that? Michael: In my condo complex. Jim: Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton. Michael: I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie. Jim: Sure. That they should do one. Michael: [feigning accent] Hey, Jim, Jim - where, where do I find the Black Pearl? Jim: Who's that? Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim. Jim: John Dillinger. Michael: No. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Jim: Captain Crunch. Michael: Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens? Jim: At the Yankees game. Yeah. Michael: Yeah. Well, it wasn't him. Jim: I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp... Michael: I know, I know. Jim:...in your condo complex. Michael: I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman. Jim: M. Night Shulman? [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: [speaking at a staff meeting] First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please, try not to lose anything until we find it. Ah, pet day. If you don't have a pet, please don't feel like - Stanley: When are we getting to sales topics? Dwight: Yeah, what about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate? Michael: Ah, yes, the leads. The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000 to get from a market research company... are not here yet
SUMMARY:
Sabre's policy of "sales is king" goes to the sales staff's heads, making the rest of the office resent their bad attitude. In order to regain control, Michael hides their expensive new leads, which leads Jim on a "treasure hunt" all through the business park. Michael's plan backfires when Kevin accidentally throws some of the leads in the trash and Michael and Dwight must go to the Scranton dump to retrieve them. Andy and Erin kiss for the first time at Scranton dump while searching the leads together.