TEXT: Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. [Scene: Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.] JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself. ROSS: Get out. ALL: No. MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh... JOEY: Art. MONICA: Art it is. ROSS: [looking at a glass table with a panther shaped base] Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? There's no need to decide. RACHEL: [holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur] Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin? PHOEBE: [looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it] Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing. JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee. PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge. JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come? ROSS: Well uh, it's cause he had a thing with, wi-, with the thing. JOEY: Right, I go-, I got it. PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa? JOEY: Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, c'mon. [leads them to the bathroom, gestures towards toilet, everyone stares, uncomprehending] Heh? RACHEL: Hey, nice toilet. JOEY: No no no, behind it. ROSS: Wha-, you have a phone in here? JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here. MONICA: Joey, promise me something. JOEY: Yeah. MONICA: Never
SUMMARY:
A record producer discovers Phoebe and wants to make her song "Smelly Cat" as a music video. The producer secretly dubs a more talented (but less attractive) woman's voice over Phoebe's, though Phoebe initially believes she is the one singing. Ross' new relationship with Rachel causes friction with Monica who resents her brother being around all the time. Joey finds he does not like living alone and wants to move back in with Chandler. However Chandler already has a new roommate, Eddie. Chandler soon realizes he does not really click with Eddie (who refuses to play foosball and dislikes Baywatch ) like he did with Joey.