TEXT: Originally written by Jeffrey Astrof and Mike Sikowitz.. Transcribed by Dan Silverstein. Special thanks to Nancy Brown, who pointed out that 'crudites' is not French. :) [The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.] Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here. Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics? Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for. Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...' Ross: Rach, did you proofread these? Rachel: Uh... yeah, why? Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills. Rachel: [upset] Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them? Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.] Monica: Hey, guys. Chandler, Ross: Hey. Rachel: Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? [to Monica, quietly]: Did you bring the mail? Monica: Lots of responses. Rachel: [to Monica]: Really? [out loud]: Sure, we have scones left! [to Monica]: OK, read them to me. Phoebe: [reading]: Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh... [crumples up letter] Rachel: [out loud]: We have apple cinnamon... Monica: [reading]: OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No. [crumpes up letter] Phoebe: Wow! Rachel: What? Phoebe: [reading]: Your Visa bill
SUMMARY:
Tired of customers referring to her as "Excuse me," Rachel applies for jobs in the fashion industry. She is excited to land an interview at Saks Fifth Avenue as an assistant buyer but does not get the job. Ross's normally docile demeanor disappears when the girls face the boys during a not-so-friendly poker game. Monica later seeks help from her aunt who is an expert player.