TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross's. She's standing in the kitchen.] Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine? Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.) Rachel: And? Monica: And it's a magnet! Rachel: Look at that! Ross: How weird is that? Y'know? You're moving in with me and have the one thing I don't have. It's like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen. Rachel: What?! Ross: (in an Australian accent) You complete me kitchen, matey! Phoebe: Ross, I know what you're thinking. Ross: What? Phoebe: That she's gonna move in with you and maybe then she'll fall in love with you and then when she finds out you're already married, she'll just be happy. Y'know? You're just, you're very sad. Ross: Oh...my...God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel! Phoebe: What?!! Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you're obsessed with her. It's always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her! Phoebe: No! (Ross's phone rings.) Ross: (answering it) Uh-oh, saved by the bell. (On phone) Hello? [Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.] Monica: Hey Rach, aren't these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine? Rachel: No-no, I bought those. Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot. Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.) Monica: (under her breath) That you're a liar. (Hides the candlesticks in a drawer.)
SUMMARY:
Joey's health benefits lapse just as he develops a hernia . Unable to afford treatment and unwilling to borrow the money from Chandler, he takes on an acting role to renew his insurance, during which the hernia helps out with an uncooperative child star. Ross is given a professorship at NYU and, eager to impress his students, inexplicably lapses into a fake English accent. Rachel discovers she and Ross are still married, and charges into his class yelling at him, unaware the room is filled with students.