TEXT: OPEN AT LUKE'S DINER LORELAI: All right, Davey, here comes the airplane. JACKSON: What did they say to kids to get them to open their mouths before there were planes? SOOKIE: "Here comes the choo-choo." JACKSON: And before there were trains? LORELAI: "Here comes the spoon." JACKSON: That's so on the nose. LORELAI: One more bite, honey. Come on, now. Here comes the airplane again. It's flying through the air. It's beginning its descent. It's commencing its approach. It's lowering the landing gear. LUKE: [approaches the table]. It's signaled the ground crew. They're flipping their flashlight thingies. Would you shove that in the kid's mouth? LORELAI: Oh, look -- it's Bilbo Baloneypuss just in from the shire. LUKE: Just hurry up and order. LORELAI: What's the rush? LUKE: I don't like babies. JACKSON: [jumps to his feet] Hey! Huh. I suddenly felt violently protective. [pause] It's gone. [sits again] LUKE: It's the noise they make. LORELAI: This baby has not made a peep. LUKE: He will and at the worst possible moment. LORELAI: Like when you're defusing a bomb or something? SOOKIE: [gasps] That would be awkward. LUKE: You've got one minute to order, then six minutes to eat. LORELAI: Yessiree, come on down to Luke's, where the motto is "eat it, then beat it." LUKE: One minute. [Taylor enters wearing a toupee.] TAYLOR: Hello, all. LORELAI: Taylor. TAYLOR: Top o' the morning to you. LORELAI: Top o' the - SOOKIE: Yeah, on top there, you got the - JACKSON: It's
SUMMARY:
Luke makes a bigger fuss than Davey when Sookie and Jackson bring their son into the diner; all of Stars Hollow is amused when Taylor returns from his Caribbean cruise with a drastic change in his appearance; Richard and Emily are stunned when Floyd informs them that Lorelai and Jason have been dating for months; Luke comes to the rescue when Kirk's failure to make a map of the Easter eggs he hid in the town square gets Taylor's nose out of joint; Richard and Jason discover that Floyd's peacemaking overtures are a disguise for his plan to ruin Richard financially by suing them for stealing his clients; while shopping with Lane in Doose's, Rory has harsh words about Lindsay as she relates her quarrel with Dean over his plans to drop out of college to earn more money to buy a house, unaware that his wife is listening in the next aisle; Richard resolves his problems with Floyd at Jason's expense; Dean and Rory agree to continue their friendship despite Lindsay's demand that they stop speaking to each other.