TEXT: cene: The apartment. Sheldon: The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. You manage to open it only to find yourself face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, moss-covered ogre. What do you do? Howard: I say, hey Ma, what's for dinner?" Sheldon: Seventeen. The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass. By the by, I liked it, too. Leonard: Hey, how go the wedding plans, Howard? Howard: Great. We spent five hours last night at Macy's registering for gifts. Looks like I'm finally going to have that darling little earthenware asparagus dish I've always wanted. Leonard: See, this is the good thing about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away. I can spend my nights doing whatever I want. Howard: You mean like playing nerd games with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower? Leonard: Maybe. We enter the dungeon. Sheldon: You see a dragon. Howard: Really? So we're playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we walk into a dungeon and see a dragon? Isn't that a little on the nose? Sheldon: When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain about all the chutes and all the ladders? Leonard: Are you gonna eat that whole pie? Raj: Maybe. Why not? Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for? Leonard: Oh, God, did you watch Bridget Jones again? Raj: No, it's just that everybody's got someone. Sheldon's with Amy, Howard's getting married, you're dating my sister. Leonard: Now that Howard's getting married, maybe he'll inflate one of his old girlfriends for you. Raj: You know who I blame for my loneliness? The United States of America. Your movies and your TV shows promised streets paved with beautiful blonde women with big bazongas. Howard: Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas. Raj: That's cruel. You know it goes straight to my hips. She
SUMMARY:
Penny sets up Raj on a date with her deaf friend Emily, for whom his selective mutism is no longer an issue. Meanwhile, Sheldon decides to use the Dungeons & Dragons dice to help him make trivial decisions so that his mind is free for more important things. Although this allows him to get some important work done more efficiently, it also results in him eating things he would not normally eat, and making odd decisions.