TEXT: In Miss Sauve's office Paige is sitting and reading from a notebook. PAIGE: What you did changed my life. I still can't sleep without the light on. Sometimes I look under the bed, worried you might be there. I made a mistake going upstairs with you, but, Dean, you made more than a mistake. You made a choice. MISS SAUVE: An important distinction. PAIGE: Well, yeah. This whole thing belongs on Mr. Evil's conscience. MISS SAUVE: And your conscience? PAIGE: I said no, so how could I feel responsible? MISS SAUVE: (smiling) You've stopped blaming yourself. PAIGE: Yeah, I have. MISS SAUVE: Excellent progress. And we'll keep working on it. Same time next week? PAIGE: Um, Miss Sauve. Therapy is great, but... (Getting up) MISS SAUVE: I strongly recommend we continue. I'll pencil you in anyway. PAIGE: Pencil away, but it is a waste of an appointment. Opening Credits Hallway Raditch is talking on the PA system. Paige walks up to JT, who is pretending to be a mime in an imaginary box JT: Paige, help! I'm stuck in a box. PAIGE: Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?" JT: What? Can't hear you. Box. (Paige opens imaginary door and JT steps out of box) JT: Thanks. (They start walking) A little mime magic for my mascot routine. You like? PAIGE: I always like your stuff. Just make sure you bring that magic to tomorrow's basketball tournament. JT: Wait a minute. Did you just talk to me without saying "midget," "twerp," or "dweeb?" PAIGE: I think I did. Lucky you. (JT leaves and Paige walks by Spinner and Marco) Hey boys. MARCO: Oh, hey Paige. PAIGE: Spin, I love the roots. (Touches his arm) Tre cool. In Mr. Simpson's room Marco and Ellie are
SUMMARY:
Emma doesn't want people to know that Mr. Simpson is dating her mother as she hopes to win first place at the Science Fair. Emma ultimately wins, but the joy is short-lived when Manny accidentally emails the entire class about the relationship, and a jealous Liberty tries to convince Emma to forfeit the trophy due to a "judging bias" on Mr. Simpson's part. Meanwhile, Spinner is having trouble controlling his erections and starts eating fruit after he begins getting more attention from the girls. Upset that he was able to get Ellie's phone number, Jimmy takes advantage of Spinner's problem in a humiliating way.