TEXT: Produced by: Wendy Knoller Final check by Kim [Scene: Central Perk. Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.] Monica: (really excited) Mmh... this cake is amazing! Rachel: My God, get a room! Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time! Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or s*x? Monica: (with no hesitation) s*x! Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster! Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "s*x" I wasn't thinking about "s*x with you"! Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug. Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, s*x or food? Ross: Food. Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... s*x or dinosaurs? Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice. Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, s*x or food? Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard. Rachel: No, you gotta pick one! Joey: Oh... food. No, s*x. Food! s*x! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.] Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma. Phoebe: Oh, how cute! Rachel: Yeah. Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll! Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll. Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to
SUMMARY:
Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. He dodges their questions by pretending to be at work but they follow him to the suburbs and find them entering a house. They believe he is cheating on Monica and tell Ross and Joey. The four of them tell Monica but Monica doesn't react the way they thought she would. It soon comes out they are looking to buy a house in the suburbs to raise their family (the woman having been their realtor). The group tries to convince them to stay in the city while reminiscing about the past few years. In the end Monica and Chandler get the house and tell everyone they are moving right after giving them gifts.