TEXT: Opening scene - The Cohen Kitchen - Seth and Ryan are at the dining room table discussing Ryan's kiss with Theresa Seth: what-what kind of kiss was it? Ryan: I don't know a kiss, my lips Theresa's lips a kiss Seth: lips now that's interesting (they both get up from the table) uh was there tongue Ryan: i'm not answering that Seth: why Ryan: you really wanna know Seth: (thinks) no but jus tell me this, what sort of level of kiss are we talking about was it like a-like a Christina Madonna peck or was it like a Britney Madonna sorta smooch or was it like a full on like a-like a Al an Tipper Gore lip lock Ryan: it was just a kiss ok (they are now heading out of the kitchen to the backyard) Seth: ok so you guys a couple now, what is she staying here, if so where is she gonna live how is she gonna live what's her credit like (Ryan looks at him) what sort of lease is she lookin'a sign (they are now entering the pool house) are we talkin about like a year or-or a month ta month or is she lookin ta buy Ryan: lease? there's no lease! ok Seth: ok so then what she's going back an if so what're ya gonna do are ya gonna commute back an forwards from Chino an if your commuting who's car are you gonna take (Ryan looks at him like he's crazy) how're you gonna pay for gas how're you gonna do that, what free way is your free way - of - choice, are you gonna take the 55 to the 5 or are you gonna take the 91 to the 71 or are you gonna take the seventy- Ryan: (completely frustrated) whoa! (Seth looks at him as if to say 'what?') just-just whoa! Seth: ok ill just whoa, the thing
SUMMARY:
Anna is leaving. Theresa is staying. Seth thinks he's the reason for Anna's planned return to Pittsburgh. And Ryan knows he's why Theresa is staying. But what is either guy going to do about it? Caleb is Riviera 's Man of the Year (uh-oh).