TEXT: Scene: A Chinese restaurant. Howard: Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat, you know? Just the guys. Raj: Oh, God! Yes, we get it. You have a girlfriend now. Howard: A little jealous, are we? Raj: No, I'm not jealous. All right, I'd kill a hobo if it'll get me laid. Now, can we order? Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord, they re-did the menu. Leonard: So what? It's the same food. Sheldon: Oh, is it? Look at this. General Tso's Chicken is no longer listed under specialties. It's now under chicken. Raj: So? Sheldon: Yes, General Tso. Raj: Not Tso the chicken, so the question. So? Sheldon: So, why is it no longer a specialty? Did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself? And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce? Leonard: It's obviously a typo. Sheldon: Perhaps. Perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters. Raj: No, no, no, no, I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like. Howard: It doesn't mean any of that! It's a typo. Leonard: You know what? Let's just get a pizza. Sheldon: Good idea. We'll go to Corleone's. Howard: Sure, no mobsters there. Scene: The stairwell. Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the mobster sauce couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster. Leonard: And why is that? Sheldon: It was listed under seafood. Leonard: What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes? Sheldon: Leonard, are we having a serious conversation or not? Leonard (noticing their door has been broken open): What the...? Sheldon: The TV is gone. Leonard: So are our laptops. She
SUMMARY:
Sheldon fears for his safety after his and Leonard's apartment is burgled, and takes various measures to try to increase his security.