TEXT: At Paige's house, Paige walks into her room and opens her blinds loudly waking Alex up Alex: Who's the evil genius who made mornings so friggen bright? Paige: Oh probably the same evil genius who decided that there should be school days after crazy movie premieres. Alex: Crazy? That's the verb you're gonna use to describe last night? Paige: Adjective. And considering I voluntarily slept on the downstairs couch, crazy seems about right. Alex: You didn't have to sleep on the couch. You would have been safe in your room with me. Paige: We're gonna be late and I hate being late so you should uh, you should get ready. Now if I could just find my bus pass that would be absolutely brilliant Alex: Paige. Paige: You know the bus people should really just, just give an implant or a, or a tattoo and I could save- Alex: Paige! Hey. I'm Alex, your friend. Can you just talk to me? Paige: I can't even begin to process what happened last night. Not with our little sister act slut dance or the drama with your mom's boyfriend. Alex: You call that drama? I call that reality TV. Paige: It's not funny. This is not funny. There is a girl in my bed, Alex. You! It's like I woke up in some weird movie with subtitles. The kind of movie that I hate and I can't deal with it, okay? I can't deal with you. Alex: Alright. I'm just gonna go rub some toothpaste on my teeth and then you can walk twenty paces ahead of me all the way to the bus stop. In the gymnasium Paige: Hi! Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. Hazel: Hey. What happened to you last night? You and Alex went in the VIP party and poof! You never came back out. Paige: Um I'm not quite sure how to, how to describe what happened exactly. Hazel: Why? Did you meet somebody? You did? Is he famous? Would I know who he is? Paige: Famous no, but um you might know who he is. Darc
SUMMARY:
Alex and Paige are still confused over what happened the night before, and Kevin Smith helps Paige deal with her sexuality. Meanwhile, Emma feels compelled to tell her mother about what she saw, but when Snake asks her to keep it a secret, she has to make a difficult choice.