TEXT: Michael: It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [tries to parallel park, hits car.] Okay. Not gonna make this one. [drives away revealing plenty of space for the Cruiser] [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: LOVE the hair. [Ryan walks up driveway with blonde dyed hair] Pam: Morning Michael! Michael: Hello! They took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride! [awkwardly climbs out of his car] [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: I would like to invite you all to come away with me, on a journey. [nips mylar ribbon with hedge clippers, it won't cut, he tears it down] Welcome! To the Michael Scott Paper Company! [SCENE_BREAK] Kelly: So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could... Jim: You realize you're not actually talking to me, right? Kelly: And... Charles: Hey Kelly? Kelly: Yes? Charles, you wanted me? Charles: Oh, I meant, I meant that Kelly. [New receptionist walks in] [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk, so that she can run into his Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks if she says "You wanted me" enough, he will in fact want her. It's not the worse plan she's ever had. [SCENE_BREAK] Charles: Oh, and Kelly... Kelly: Yes Charles? Yes, you wanted me? Charles: Okay, I'm gonna call you Kapoor, okay? And you, Hannon. Erin: If we're changing names, can I be Erin? It's my middle name. Charles: Erin. Okay, that's very pretty. Kelly: Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghana! And I hate it! I hate it! Kevin: I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name? [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: We are in the heart of it. [Bath
SUMMARY:
Michael, Pam, and Ryan chafe working in such close quarters. After hosting a Paper & Pancakes luncheon, they are about to call it quits when Pam makes her first sale for the company. Dwight and Andy's unlikely friendship is tested when they are both attracted to the new receptionist Erin. Jim spends his day trying to figure out what Charles means by his requested "run down". Includes an alternate title sequence featuring The Michael Scott Paper Company.