TEXT: [Brian is f*cking Justin on the dining room table. But the minute Brian shoots his load, "Justin" turns back into an ordinary trick and the magic is over.] Trick: That was... one of my Top 10 f*cks. Brian: Yeah and one of my Top 10... thousand. Trick: You shoot buckets. You one face the shower? Brian: Go home proudly. I'm busy. Trick: You just kicking me out? Brian: You got it. Trick: Why the best f*cks are always the biggest jerks? [Ted and Emmett wake up in their little love nest.] Ted: [softly] Raise and shine, lovely. Emmett: Lover, I love it would. Hmmm, what smells so yummy? Ted: I made you some of my special roast. I hope you like it. Emmett: I like my coffee like I love my man. Strong, full-body and piping hot. Ted: Stop. Emmett: It's true. You're magnificent. Ted: I was? Emmett: Hmmm, so genlte, so observetive. Ted: Well, even if you are my best friend there is something only a lover can tell. Emmett: Lover! I love that word! Ted: And you are...sensational. Emmett: Oh, I'm not! Really? Ted: A miracle you can perform with your tongue, tonting me, teasing me, driving me mad. And your ass. Emmett: Huh? Ted: Your ass is as soft as my new egyptian cotton 2000 sheets. Be careful, don't spill. And they said it would never work. Emmett: Fools, what did they know? Ted: More cream, sweetheart? Emmett: Hmmm, thanks lover. Ted: Lover. How I love that word! [At the diner, Brian fights off the nausea. Ted and Emmett the lovebirds, cooing to each other.] Ted: Have another bite, lemon chop. Emmett: I keep that, Teddy bear. Brian: I'm gonna head my
SUMMARY:
Having left Brian, Justin must find a way to pay for school; much to Lindsay's surprise, Melanie expresses her desire to have another baby; Emmett discovers a loophole in his relationship with Ted in order to honor a previously arranged liaison.