TEXT: [Scene: Alley. Paige and Piper orb in.] Paige: Weren't we here before? Doesn't that mattress look strangely familiar? Piper: It's probably because we saw one just like it in the last alley and the hundred and fifty before that. They all start to look the same after a while. Now, where is this paragon of good we're supposed to protect? Paige: Hey, slow down. We gotta be careful, okay? Piper: Okay. I just need to get home before Leo is sentenced. Paige: Don't worry. When the Elders hand down their punishment, you're gonna know. Piper: Well, this waiting business sucks. I mean, Leo was an Avatar for less time than it's taking them to make up their minds. Paige: Hey, it's gonna be okay. You're not gonna lose Leo again. The Elders still need him. They're not gonna do anything rash. Besides...it's Phoebe we should be worrying about. Her man's disappearing tonight. Piper: Her what? She didn't tell me she had a thing for Drake! Paige: Well, I mean, she didn't tell me either, but, come on, he's cute, he's funny, he's smart, and he's destined to leave. I don't know, that kind of sounds like her type to a 'T'. I mean, really, how many times does a girl have to get hurt before she just kind of wakes up? (A woman walks in behind Paige, carrying flyers.) Piper: So you think she's...the innocent. Paige: No, I don't think she's the innocent. I think she definitely has a part in this and she absolutely... (The woman walks up to them. Paige is startled.) Piper: Behind you, the innocent. Woman: If you women need a hot meal and a place to crash, there's a... Paige: Okay, hi. I'm wearing lip-gloss. Do I look homeless? Piper
SUMMARY:
Already stressed out awaiting word on Leo's fate, Piper is attacked by demon assassins and ends up in a coma. Stuck in the cosmic void between life and death, Piper's spirit is surprised to find Cole's spirit waiting for her and even more surprised when he tells her that he is there to help keep her and Leo together, which he hopes will restore Phoebe's faith in love. Meanwhile, Leo is stripped of his powers and memory and put in the world somewhere as a test to see if he will remain an Elder or become human. The Elders cheat on the test and lead Leo to becoming an Elder again, but with Cole's help, Piper manages to reach out to Leo and he jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge and "falls from grace," becoming mortal again. Phoebe, Paige and Leo return home to find that Drake has had Wyatt use the healing powers he inherited from his father to heal Piper. Later, in Magic School, Drake says his goodbyes to Phoebe and heads off to die alone. There it is revealed that Drake has been working with Cole the whole time and it was Cole's spirit who set him up with the Sorcerer to become mortal. Cole's spirit is also the one who sent the assassins after Piper, but it was all part of a plot by Cole to get Phoebe to not give up on love. He sent Drake to Phoebe to remind her and like Cole, Drake fell in love with Phoebe which both admit isn't hard to do. Drake dies and moves on, while Cole is content with his afterlife as a spirit that can never move on due to his horrible deeds as he prevented Phoebe from having that fate.