TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.] Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? Monica: I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95. Joey: Done. Phoebe: (entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas! Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due? Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don't know where his country is. Monica: Okay, let's start with the free messages outside the UN. Phoebe: Oh!! That's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace. Monica: Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from? Phoebe: Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There's a 'g' in there. Monica: Where's that? Phoebe: In your atlas! Monica: I don't have an atlas. Phoebe: Oh. Monica: Oh, but wait I do have a globe. Phoebe: Oh. Monica: Hold on. Joey: So Pheebs what's this guy like? Phoebe: Umm, well he's very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me. Monica: 'Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.) Phoebe: What is this? Monica: It's a globe and, a pencil sharpener. (Phoebe puts the globe right up next to her eye to try and find the country.) Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks. Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything
SUMMARY:
Chandler and Joey are both attracted to Chloe ( Angela Featherstone ), the girl who works at the copy center. Phoebe dates an East European diplomat whose interpreter accompanies them everywhere to translate. To gain some privacy, Phoebe fixes up Monica with the interpreter. She soon regrets it after the interpreter wants to spend all his time talking to Monica. Ross and Rachel's relationship is further strained when she has to work late on their one-year anniversary. Ross surprises her with a basket lunch, but she insists she is too busy. They later have a bitter fight with Rachel saying they need a break. Upset, Ross goes drinking with Joey and Chandler and ends up sleeping with Chloe.