TEXT: Ted (2030): Children, since I know your Uncle Barney, he has always had strong views on relationships. Flashback In 2008... The band is at McLaren's. Barney: Your girlfriend? This is your girlfriend!? It is small and it's your friend? Do not humanize the enemy. But, delighted. End flashback Ted (2030): And yet, in fall 2009, it was he who had a girlfriend. Marshall, Lily, Barney, Ted and Robin are at the apartment of the latter. Barney: Come on. Open it. It's p0rn collection! Just kidding. It would be weird. Ted: It's your p0rn collection. Barney: This is my collection of p0rn! I offer you my p0rn. Now that it goes really well with Robin, I need more. Lily: Voluntarily, you abandon your p0rn...? You're really serious. Marshall: This is obvious. Barney: What does that mean? Marshall: Nothing, it's just, you know, you have love handles. Barney: What?! I have no love handles. This is ridiculous. Marshall: It's nothing. Once you're with someone, it is natural to let some go. Trust me. It's been there. Lily: He really is growing at a time. Barney: We gotta go. Goodbye, my dear friends. You were always there for me. We will miss you. Robin: He speaks to p0rn. Ted: Hi, Robin. A more. Robin: Hi. Barney and Robin go. Lily: My God, matte videos. The orgy of space? The surprise party of 23 students naughty? Marshall: You'd think after 22 celebrations, students would no longer surprises. Lily: You can get rid of it. Ted: No, it's not a problem. I'll do it. Lily: Are you sure? It's nothing. We can go around back and throw the box in the trash. Marshall: I read six of the words you just said about this jacket. Ted: Seriously, this is nothing. I'm on it. Lily: Because... Ted: Let them!
SUMMARY:
Ted and Marshall decide to break Barney and Robin up for good after they hit a rough patch in their relationship. When their plan fails, they turn to Lily and she enlists some things to break them up, including Alan Thicke .