TEXT: KITCHEN - UNKNOWN HOUSE [Lorelai and Chris are looking at a new house, they are acting] CHRISTOPHER: I got a meeting in half an hour, so I better run. LORELAI: Okay, well, have a great day. CHRISTOPHER: Thanks again for breakfast. LORELAI: My pleasure. CHRISTOPHER: You make a hell of a Frittata. LORELAI: Well it is my specialty what time? CHRISTOPHER: Around sixish. LORELAI: Alright I might make a Frittata for dinner. CHRISTOPHER: Ooh, sounds good. LORELAI: Have a great day, honey. CHRISTOPHER: Bye, hon. [Chris walks off, then returns] So what'd you think? LORELAI: Frittata? CHRISTOPHER: Felt pretty good, huh? LORELAI: No, it did. It's homey. Home-ish. Home-like. Margaret, what did you think? MARGARET: Oh, you seemed like real people in a real house. LORELAI: Wow. What about the lighting? MARGARET: Well as you can see there's lots of windows, lots of natural sunlight. LORELAI: But how do we look? MARGARET: Excuse me? LORELAI: In the lighting, how do we look? MARGARET: Oh, right. At least 10 years younger. LORELAI: Than... MARGARET: Hmm? LORELAI: Well, if you think we're 60 and the lighting makes us look 50, then this room is aging us, and that's not good. MARGARET: You look 20. LORELAI: Very good! MARGARET: This house was originally built in 1790 but obviously has been completely remodeled. All new appliances. Three fireplaces. Proximity to an excellent school district. The large backyard. Great tree-house-building trees. LORELAI: Ooh, fun. MARGARET: So I'm
SUMMARY:
Peace on Earth. The Yuletide finds everyone spoiling for a fight: Rory vs. Logan, Rory vs. Lucy, Luke vs. Anna, Luke vs. Christopher, Lorelai vs. Christopher, and Kirk vs. the local middle-school kids.