TEXT: Dwight: Good morning everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley? Stanley: Thank you. [reaches for bagel] Dwight: No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you. Andy: Wow. H & H. You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels? Dwight: Oh, why? Is there a place closer that sells them? Phyllis: This is really nice Dwight, thanks. Andy: Thanks. Dwight: Oh, don't mention it. You owe me one. You all owe me one. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Good morning Michael. Michael: Morning Dwight. Dwight: Hungry? Michael: No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers. Because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs. Dwight: Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. Michael: Well, yeah... Dwight: You're thinking of deer pen1s. Michael: It worked. Dwight: Regardless. That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. [holds up tray] Bagel? Michael: I don't mind if I do. Dwight: K. I brought cheese too. Michael: I'm taking one for my lady friend. Dwight: Excellent. Michael: Brain food. Thank you very much. Dwight: Okay. [walks out of Michael's office] You owe me. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical? [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: Pam, would you care for a bagel? Pam: Oh, no thank you. Dwight: That's right. You're a woman and you need to refuse food
SUMMARY:
Jim and Pam reluctantly lunch with Michael and Helene for her birthday. However, when Michael learns Helene's age, he dumps her, infuriating Pam even more. She slaps Michael in the parking lot after work. Dwight tries to curry favors from everyone in the office to help him overthrow Jim.