TEXT: Ted (2030): Kids, your uncle Barney had been called a lot of names over the years. **SEVERAL FLASHBACK** Girl 1: (throwing her glass to his face) Jerk! [SCENE_BREAK] Girl 2: (throwing her glass to his face) b*st*rd! [SCENE_BREAK] Girl 3: Barack Obama Jr.?! Barney: Mm-hmm. And yes... we can. [SCENE_BREAK] Ted (2030): But there's one name none of us ever expected to hear him called. 2009 TED'S APARTMENT Robin: Boyfriend. Barney Stinson is my boyfriend. I've said it, like, a hundred times it still sounds weird to say. Ted: Well, anything sounds weird if you say it a hundred times. Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Lily: But other than that, things are good? Ted: Bowl. Bowl. Robin: I don't know. I think Barney's been single for too long. Ted: Bowl. Robin: Like, the other night, I wake up at 4:00 a.m Ted: Bowl. **FLASHBACK** ROBIN'S BEDROOM Robin: Barney, are you awake? Barney? He tries to escape by the window. Robin: Barney. This is not a one-night stand. We're dating. Come back to bed. **END OF FLASHBACK** Ted: Bowl. Robin: That's happened three times. Ted: Bowl. Robin: And it's not just that, it's other things. **FLASHBACK** Barney enters into to apartment and see Robin crying. Barney: Hey. What's wrong? Robin: (crying) It was just one thing after another at work today, and then... (sniffling) I found out my aunt's in the hospital. I'm just, I'm feeling so overwhelmed and it's just... Barney: Shh, shh, shh. What you need to do is talk through this stuff. Robin: Oh, thanks. Barney: And then, once you're off the phone with Lily, I'll be down in the bar ready to
SUMMARY:
When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her. Marshall gives away a prized possession.