TEXT: Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is there as Joey enters happily.] Joey: Hey! Ross: Hey! Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine? Monica: Honey, we have been through this before! Rachel: Yeah. Don't do this to yourself. Phoebe: She's made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen. Joey: Well all right then, I guess I shouldn't get to excited about the fact (excitedly) that I just kissed her! Monica: You serious?! Chandler: That's great! Monica: Really?! Phoebe: Yeah well, we'll see. Ross: You kissed her. Joey: Oh we kissed it up real nice. Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that? Joey: I came over here to tell you guys. Chandler: So she's just waiting over there for ya? (Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.) Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch.] Janine: I gotta go. Joey: Okay. (They kiss.) Janine: I'm gonna be really late for dance class! Joey: Okay. (They kiss.) Janine: Okay, now I'm really late. (Gets up.) Joey: Okay, I'm all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.) Janine: (to Monica and Rachel) Bye. Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.) Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! I could do it forever! Y'know what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks! Monica: I am so glad you said cooks. Rachel: I know. Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You
SUMMARY:
Janine and Joey are finally dating, only for Janine to tell Joey she does not like Monica and Chandler, forcing him to choose. Meanwhile, Rachel buys an apothecary table from Pottery Barn, a store that Phoebe hates, then pretends she bought it at a flea market. Her story is blown when Phoebe sees the same table at Ross' apartment.