TEXT: Jason comes in his room and sees all the people who are lying on the floor, full of blood. Someone comes and put him on the ground. The man : I can smell that hot blood just under your skin, and, cowboy, you smell awesome. Jason : f*ck you. The man : That can be arranged. But I'm gonna kill you first. It was a joke. Jason has believed it was a vampire. Luke : Teacher's pet was scared. People : You got him. Jason : I was scared. Vampires are scary. Luke : How's that lip? Jason : It's okay. How's your nose? Jason hits Luke. Vampires are not a joke! There's a war going on. And you're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light. And there ain't no in-between. Luke : I think you broke my nose. Bill and Jessica are in the living room. Bill and Sookie arrive. Hoyt : I'm so sorry, okay, Bill? I know how this must look. Bill : Get out of my house. Sookie : Bill, do not hurt him. Hoyt : I swear, I wouldn't let it go any further. Bill : I said, get out of my house. Jessica : It's my house too. Bill : Jessica, upstairs. Sookie : Okay, let's all just try to calm down. Hoyt : Good idea. Bill : Are you gonna leave, or am I gonna have to throw you out through a window that is closed? Sookie : Bill, that is just rude. Bill : Sookie, I've got this. Hoyt : I'm going. I'm going. I wasn't gonna do nothing. Bill : It's not her that I'm protecting Hoyt : I don't believe him for a minute. Bill : We established there was to be no hunting in this house. Jessica : Look, I know you feel like sh1t because you had to make me, and you should feel like sh1t. But guess what. I'd never
SUMMARY:
Bill throws Hoyt out of his house, much to Jessica's dismay. She storms off, and Sookie invites Jessica to accompany them to Dallas. Bill reluctantly agrees. Tara agrees to move into Sookie's house, and Maryann appears supportive. Jason becomes the victim of a cruel practical joke but winds up having the last laugh when he is invited to stay with the Newlins in their lavish mansion. The attraction between Sarah and Jason becomes more intense, and Steve offers him a position in the Soldiers of the Sun - Steve's "elite spiritual army." It is revealed that Miss Jeanette, the woman found in Andy Bellefleur's car, was murdered by the same creature that attacked Sookie. Sookie arrives in Dallas with Bill and Jessica. A limousine driver attempts to abduct her, but Bill manages to prevent the kidnapping and learns, after glamoring the abductor, that he was sent by the Fellowship of the Sun. Meanwhile, a traumatized Lafayette is paid a visit by Eric, who offers him some of his blood to heal. Lafayette suspiciously drinks Eric's blood to heal his leg. Sookie, Bill and Jessica arrive at the lavish Hotel Carmilla, which caters specifically to vampires. Back in Bon Temps, Tara spends her birthday alone until Maryann shows up with Eggs to throw her a surprise party. Sam shows up with a gift to Tara from her mother and connects with Daphne, who reveals to Sam that she knows "what he is". Maryann throws Lettie Mae's gift for Tara away. As the party grows more and more wild, Maryann performs an incantation which fills the entire party with an intense sexual energy. Maryann turns into a beast once again and Tara and Eggs have sex. Bill and Eric meet and discuss the missing vampire sheriff Godric and what this means for their safety. Sookie encounters a bellhop named Barry, who is also able to read minds.