TEXT: QAF TRANSCRIPT: 1.06 [COMIC BOOK STORE] Michael: [Narrating] Okay, so I'm a gay man with a superhero fetish. Yes we're out there and no it doesn't have anything to do with immaturity.I think we gay boys learn important lessons from comic books. One, there are a lot of villains out there so you better learn some secret powers. Two, if you have a good body, you can wear tight clothes and three, it's always good to be part of a dynamic duo. Michael: I totally blew it. Brian: Don't worry, there's a lot of creepy old men out there who'd love to get in your pants. Michael: He wasn't that old. He wasn't creepy, he was nice. First doctor Brian: Chiropractor Michael: That counts. I think. Clerk: Ah - we got in the new Cat Woman. Michael: Cool.He takes me to this really nice restaurant and I behave like a f*cking idiot dressed up like some slick asshole. Brian: Hey, that was my $1200 leather jacket. Michael: It wasn't me. You know I guess I'm nobody, that's my problem.Are you even listening to me? Brian: I tune out self-pity. It makes my dick soft. And we wouldn't want that would we? Michael: Just forget I said anything. Clerk: Hm hm. Michael: Oh wow. Look. The new Electra Woman. I'm going to buy this for Gus. Brian: Don't. I don't want a gay kid. Michael: He's being raised by two lesbians, he's going to need a feminine influence.Besides, it'll be a collector's item. Brian: Well I'll take it. I am going over there. Michael: I'll go too. Brian: No. You're going back to the doctor and telling him you want to give it another try. [LIBERTY AVENUE] Daphne: Does your mom know you're out buying jewellery? Justin: She's totally cool
SUMMARY:
Michael's new chiropractor boyfriend gets into a tug of war with Brian over Michael, as Ted recovers from his O.D. by dating Roger, a stable but overweight chorus director. Also, Justin meets Lindsay, who is impressed with his artwork.