TEXT: Michael: Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on! Pam: Michael we don't know what you're talking about... Michael: Wet cement, outside. It's drying fast, come on. This is a lifelong dream. What do I write? What do I write? Kevin: Michael you could put your initials in it. Michael: M.G.S.? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I don't... Jim: Yeah that's true. Michael: Once in a lifetime opportunity people! Come on, here we go! Phyllis: We-- we-- Michael: Here we go! Phyllis: Well-- Michael: Let's, yes? Phyllis: When I was a little girl... Michael: Okay... Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let's hear it! Phyllis: We-we found some wet cement in the park... Michael: It's drying, it's drying... Phyllis: In our neighborhood... Michael: Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl! Phyllis: What did we write? Michael: Ahh come on! Andy: Here it is, you should draw a picture... Michael: No! Andy: Cause that says, that says... Michael: No! Andy: So much more than words... Michael: No!! Come on, gimme something good! Kelly: Ok, ok, I was watching E!, and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater, and omhmygod, he looked so good... Michael: Pam, translate. Pam: She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement. Michael: I love it! Jim: If you were a real star you would put your face in it. Michael: I love it more! Oscar: Michael that doesn't seem... safe. Michael: I... love it!! Haha, come on! Dwight: Come on! [Kevin and Dwight laugh and follow Michael] [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: We are here today, not to immortalize a man, but an idea...
SUMMARY:
When Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Michael's plan to fake-fire Stanley only worsens the situation. To punish Andy for his relationship with Angela, Dwight lowballs Andy to buy his car and then resells it for a profit. Meanwhile, Pam deals with unwanted attention from her "back up" glasses after spending the night at Jim's. Jim receives a formal warning from Ryan about his job performance.