TEXT: [Before the teaser there is a montage of scenes from previous episodes.] MISS PATTY'S DANCE STUDIO [Lorelai enters and sits next to Sookie. The town meeting is about to start.] LORELAI: Hi! SOOKIE: Hey! Haven't started yet. LORELAI: Oh, good. Sorry I'm late. I found Paul Anka hiding underneath the kitchen sink, chewing on one of my favorite pairs of shoes. SOOKIE: Boy, that guy's career has really hit the skids. [She giggles and Lorelai rolls her eyes.] Okay, that is officially my last 'Paul Anka the person is living in your house' joke. [Lorelai nods. Taylor bangs the gavel to start the meeting.] TAYLOR: Hello, everybody. Thank you all for coming. We have a packed agenda tonight so why don't we get started? First off, a little update on the improvements to the post office building - [Kirk and Andrew burst in the side door and interrupt the meeting, they are dressed in re-enactors outfits.] ANDREW: What be this? KIRK: A gathering of some kind. ANDREW: Be it safe, or shall I raise my musket? KIRK: Patience, brother! Despite the disturbing sight of women in pantaloons - LORELAI: Oh, I hope this isn't an audience participation thing. TAYLOR: Excuse me, but we're in the middle of something here! Who are you? GYPSY: It's Kirk! KIRK: I am Phineas and this is my brother, Zebediah. We have come a long way. Through space and time. ANDREW: We hail from Stars Hollow. I, a silversmith and he, a simple cobbler. KIRK: With good rates. I will cobble you a... cobbled thing for a haypenny. SOOKIE: Does Kirk know what a cobbler is? LORELAI: I'm
SUMMARY:
To boost tourism, Taylor suggests reviving Stars Hollow's original street names. Lorelai thinks that's a charming idea - until she learns what the new Dragonfly Inn address will be. Mysterious packages begin to arrive for Lorelai. Lorelai figures out that it's Emily sending her the items. Emily insists that Lorelai pick up a dollhouse or she will donate it the next day. Richard shows up to deliver the dollhouse and to talk about Rory. Logan gives Rory an expensive handbag.