TEXT: YEAR 2030 INT. LIVING ROOM (Daughter and Son sitting on couch) Future Ted: Kids, I know you think that you've heard every story from back before I met your mother. But there are some stories you tell and some stories you don't. INT. MEN'S RESTROOM (Ted rushes in while on his cell phone) Ted: Oh my God. Barney...oh my God. (Barney on his cell phone while up at Ted's apartment) Barney: Use your words, Ted. (Ted on phone) Ted: OK. Barney, I'm about to go for the belt. (Barney on phone) Barney: The belt? (Ted on phone) Ted: The belt. (Barney on phone) Barney: But that's impossible. You were up here less than half an hour ago. (flashback to 'less than half an hour ago,' Barney and Marshall are playing Wii tennis in the living room) Marshall: Yes, advantage Ericksen. Barney: Don't get cocky. Wimbledon lasts a fortnight. Marshall: Fortnight. British words are so cool. Plus, did you know lawyers there get to wear wigs? I wear a wig to work, I'm a jackass. (Ted enters the living room from his bedroom) Ted: All right, I'm ready, let's hit it. Marshall: Can't go. Tournament. Ted: What? We agreed, I suited up. Barney: You take too long to get ready Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look. Marshall: Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve. Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace. Ted: Ha ha ha ha. Look, are we going or not? Barney: Just go without us, we'll be there in five minutes. Ted: Really? Barney, Marshall: Yes. Ted: All right, going down to the bar and ordering three beers, I'll see you in five minutes. (Ted opens front door
SUMMARY:
When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.