TEXT: [ The apartment ] [SCENE_BREAK] Raj: It's, like, the best one they make, I just can't get it to work. Howard: I'll figure it out. Raj: It streams HD video straight to your phone while it's flying. Howard: Nice. Where were you when I was single? Leonard: Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed? Penny: Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last minute things, you know, makeup, underwear, clothes. Sheldon: If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed. Amy: Leonard, have you ever given a high school commencement speech before? Leonard: Nope. It's pretty exciting. Sheldon: Aren't you afraid of being blinded? Leonard: How would I be blinded? Sheldon: At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It's all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye. Leonard: I'll take my chances. Sheldon: Fine. I wonder if they make I told you so cards in braille. Raj: Look, the problem with commencement speeches is that they're boring. Ooh, do you own a T-shirt cannon? Howard: Why would he own a T-shirt cannon? Raj: I don't know. Why do I own one? Amy: I think it's really nice that you're sharing this experience with Penny. Leonard: Mm, I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds. I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me. Bernadette: Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist. Amy: With a beautiful girl on your arm. Sheldon: And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball. [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state <unk> <unk> Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! <unk> <unk> The Earth began to cool <unk> <unk> The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals
SUMMARY:
Leonard has been asked to give the graduation speech at his old high school in New Jersey and is excited to bring Penny with him; however their flight is cancelled due to bad weather. Penny arranges with the school to broadcast Leonard's speech over Skype and buys him a "sexy graduate" costume for a graduation cap and gown. Leonard's speech starts out boring so he changes it as he reflects on his own high school life. He explains to the smart and forgotten kids that after they graduate the world will find them far more interesting than the popular students. Raj has bought a quadcopter, but is unable to get it to work so he brings it to Howard and Sheldon to fix it. Raj's father is outraged at the cost of it so he cuts off Raj's allowance; however, Raj is able to leverage his parents' divorce as a way to get them both to separately send him more money. Howard tears the quadcopter apart, but is unable to get it to work. The guys begrudgingly call tech support like Bernadette suggested. While on the phone the quadcopter activates itself after receiving a random signal and flies wildly around the apartment terrorizing everyone.