TEXT: [Justin dashes across the streetto Brian's loft. He hops up the stairs and knocks on thedoor.] Justin: Brian! Brian! Brian! [The door opens, but Chris Hobbes is on the other side.Before Justin can react, Hobbes grabs him and pulls himinto the loft. Justin screams...and wakes up in his ownbed. Jennifer runs in.] Jen: Justin! Sweetheart, it's just a dream. [She touches his shoulder.] Justin: Don't touch me. [he cries.] [Emmett, Ted and Brian survey theaction on the dancefloor from the stairs. Emmett staresat a go-go dancer.] Emmett: God, I want his ass. Ted: Who doesn't? Emmett: No, I mean I'm really want his ass, not thistired old thing. Ted: You've always said you're ass is you're findestfeatures. Emmett: Only laterly is looking a little peaked. Brian: Yeah, well, maybe it needs a rest. Emmett: What it's need is a lift. Ted: You're too young for a plastic surgery. Emmett: Ha, ha. This life can wear you out by the timeyou're thirty. Right, Brian? Besides it's something we'reall striving for - no matter what age. Ted: Trust me, take it from me. Who do you let hands with- very pricely. Emmett: What? Teddy, don't tell me you're that work done. Brian: Yeah, because if you have, I'd sue. Ted: I'm speaking in my profession proposerty as anfinanciel advicer - Butt work costs big bucks. Emmett: Big bucks I don't have. Brian: Well, maybe you can sell that old tired ass for anew one. [Michael comes to them.] Michael: I just had the most amazing f*cking blowjob.Want a bump? Ted: No. Emmett: Thanks, no. Brian: No. Michael
SUMMARY:
Justin is unable to process Chris Hobbs' attack, or to accept physical contact, despite Brian's best efforts. Ted is fired for surfing porn at work. Michael and Emmett take jobs as naked waiters. This time, it's Melanie who proposes to Lindsay.