TEXT: 1.10 - Forgiveness and Stuff CUT TO MISS PATTY'S STUDIO MISS PATTY: People please pay attention. Now, I want my before Mary over here, and my after Mary over here. Wise men, shepherd line up for the processional. I only have half a donkey? I need the rest of the donkey! [Kirk standing on stool while Lorelai hemming] KIRK: Ow! LORELAI: Hold still Kirk. KIRK: You stuck me. LORELAI: I did not stick you. KIRK: You did to. LORELAI: Ok, be quiet now. [looks at Rory] RORY: Um, Taylor, the baby Jesus is missing an arm again. TAYLOR: What? RORY: I was just getting it out of the trunk and - TAYLOR: Let me see that. Oh for Pete's sake! [to everyone] Ok listen up! The arm is missing! I repeat the arm is missing! RORY: Maybe it's just time to get a new baby Jesus, you know, one that's a boy. TAYLOR: It's a doll, no one can tell. RORY: Well it has a bow. TAYLOR: This has been the baby Jesus in every Christmas pageant since 1965. Were you here in 1965? RORY: No I wasn't. TAYLOR: Find the arm [Rory looks at Lorelai] LORELAI: What are you doing? KIRK: Nothing. LORELAI: You're flinching. KIRK: You stuck me once. There's nothing to say you won't do it again. LORELAI: Ok you know what? You're done. TAYLOR: Well? RORY: I swear, I've looked twice. TAYLOR: Look again. MISS PATTY: Taylor come quickly. Our <unk>before' Mary is about to become an <unk>after'. Who else in town is knocked up? [Lorelai and Rory look at each other awkwardly then look away. Pan to them leaving] LORELA
SUMMARY:
Things are still chilly between Rory and Lorelai; Lane gives Rory advice about the right Christmas gift for Dean; Emily and Lorelai have a tiff about Christmas dinner, leaving Rory to go by herself; Dean and Lorelai patch things up; Luke makes a lonely Lorelai a Santa burger; Richard collapses and is rushed to the hospital; Luke gives a car-less Lorelai a ride to the hospital; relieved that Richard's collapse was only a bout of angina, the Gilmores settle their differences.