TEXT: PROLOGUE Scenes from "Something Borrowed, Someone Blue": Niles announcing his elopement in Frasier's apartment. "PREVIOUSLY ON FRASIER" at the bottom of the screen. Niles: It occurred to me I think perhaps we should try to keep this quiet from Daphne. Daphne: Keep what quiet? Mel: We got married! Daphne talking to Frasier. Frasier: Daphne, are you saying you have feelings for Niles? Daphne: I think I do. Frasier and Martin at the bar at the Wayside Inn. Martin: You can't tell Niles all this, he says he's happy with Mel. Frasier: She says she's happy with Donny. But I'm not sure I believe either one of them. Martin: Just remember, Fras: there are two marriages on the line here. Niles and Daphne on the balcony. Niles: I will get a divorce and you can call off the wedding. Daphne: I can't! Donny is a dear and wonderful man, and I made a promise to him. Daphne: I'm sorry, my mind's made up. Daphne entering the Winnebago. Daphne: Hello. Daphne: I was wondering...if you might be free for a date? Niles: [rushing to embrace her] Oh, my God, yes! Daphne: [separating them] There's plenty of time for that later, let's get this bloody boat moving! Act 1 Scene 1 - The Winnebago Fade in. Niles is driving the Winnebago, Daphne in the passenger seat beside him. They are both giddy. Niles: I can't believe this! Daphne: Neither can I! Niles: What made you change your mind? Daphne: My little niece, Audrey, the flower girl. She looked up at me and said "You're the saddest bride I've ever seen." I figured who was I kidding if I couldn't fool a four-year-old with an eye patch? Niles: Remind me to give her
SUMMARY:
Niles and Daphne flee Daphne's wedding in Martin's Winnebago, but only reach the end of the road before turning back to confront the situation. In the aftermath, Donny sues Daphne for breach of contract, adding Frasier to the suit when he discovers Frasier's involvement in making Daphne and Niles aware of their feelings for each other. Mel agrees to grant Niles a divorce, but only if he appears to be a devoted husband in public for a period of time so as to minimise her embarrassment. This means that Niles and Daphne cannot be seen in public together.