TEXT: Act One. Scene One - Radio Station. Frasier is just finishing off his show at KACL. Frasier: Well, that's it for today, Seattle. This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good day and good mental health. [presses button] Bulldog and Gil enter with a trolley. Bulldog: All right, move it. We're stood waiting for the booth here. [honks horn] Frasier: That is not amusing when you do it in the men's room, it's not amusing now! Gil: All ready then, Bulldog? Roz: What are you two doing? Bulldog: We're recording an ad for a new sponsor. We've only got a minute here so scram both of ya! [they begin to leave] Oh, by the way, Roz, baby or no baby, your ass has never looked better. Roz: Shut up! Roz and Frasier enter the producer's booth. Roz: How sick is that?! Frasier: Oh, he's just being Bulldog. Roz: Not that I didn't like hearing it. Meanwhile, Gil and Bulldog are recording. Bulldog: Hi, I'm Bulldog Briscoe. Gil: And I'm Gil Chesterton. When Bulldog and I are out on the town together... Bulldog: Whether it's opening night at the opera... Gil: Or rooting our Mariners to victory... Bulldog: We always round of the evening in the same way: With a nice relaxing cup of "Happy Dreams" tea. Gil: Mmmm. Bulldog: We're making some right now. How many lumps do you like, Gil? Gil: One, please. Bulldog uses two wooden blocks to make the sound of a sugar cube hitting tea. Gil: Ouch! Gets me every time. Bulldog: "Happy Dreams" tea, one cup, you'll have happy dreams the whole night through. [presses button] Yes, perfect! One thing? Gil: Well, my ouch could be a bit more convincing. Bulldog presses a button and then quickly hits Gil around the head giving a convincing ouch
SUMMARY:
Bulldog and Gil are recording an advertisement for a new sponsor at KACL: Happy Dreams tea, which promises pleasant dreams to anyone drinking it. When he hears this, Frasier is disgusted. When the new station manager instructs him to read the same sponsor advert, he objects on principle and makes a stand on air. This results in him being fired, but the new manager, Kenny, is impressed that Frasier upheld his principles, and decides to confront the station owner, Joe Martin, about the sponsor's advert, while asking Frasier to return to work. Kenny is sacked as a result. Frasier feels responsible and decides to act once more. He and the other on-air talent of KACL approach Joe Martin (Miguel Sandoval). Frasier talks with him and convinces him that he needs to take risks. Martin agrees with Frasier and reveals that his true name is Jose Martinez. He informs everyone that KACL will become a 24/7 Latino music station, and all the current hosts are fired. During the closing credits, the main theme is replaced with a Salsa version.