TEXT: Scene: The apartment. The guys are playing Boggle. There is a Klingon dictionary on the table. Sheldon: Time. Alright Klingons, pencils down. Leonard: Okay, I have pokh. All: Have it. Got it. Leonard: Potl. All: Yup. Have it. Have it. Leonard: Pukhpa. All: Have it. Got it. Yup. Howard: I have Chorrr. Raj & Sheldon: Got it. Yup. Howard: Nekhmakh. Raj & Sheldon: Yeah. Yeah. Howard: And Kreplach. Raj: Hold on a second. Kreplach? Howard: Yeah. Raj: That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling. Howard: Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word. Leonard: Really? Define it. Howard: Kreplach, A hearty Klingon... dumpling. Raj: Judge's ruling? Sheldon: Bilurrrbe. Penny (entering): Hey, guys, I need to use your TV. Sheldon: What's wrong with your TV? Penny: I don't know, it just died, I'm getting a bunch of static. Howard: Did you pay your cable bill? Penny: You sound just like the cable company. All right, so, shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model. Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but we're... Leonard: No, no, don't tell her. Sheldon:...playing Klingon Boggle. Leonard: Aw! Howard: What do you mean, aw? Like she didn't know we were nerds? Sheldon: All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please. Penny: Fine. Sheldon: All right, Boggle warriors, kapla'! Howard: Look at those women. Leonard: They're gorgeous. Sheldon: Oh! Worf, nice! Too bad that's a proper noun. Howard: Oh, look,
SUMMARY:
When Penny's TV cable is blocked after she fails to keep up with her monthly payments, she goes to the guys' apartment to watch America's Next Top Model, to Sheldon's despair and Howard's and Raj's delight. However, she accidentally touches Sheldon's onion rings and sits on his spot on the couch, thus scoring 'three strikes' including an earlier 'offense', so he banishes her from his apartment. She later refuses to serve him at the Cheesecake Factory. Their dispute escalates, with Sheldon blocking Penny's Wi-fi access and Penny sabotaging Sheldon's laundry night. Eventually, after Sheldon hangs her clean underwear on an outdoor telephone wire, Leonard gives Penny Sheldon's mother's phone number, "Sheldon's kryptonite", so Penny can complain to her about Sheldon. His mother forces him to apologize to Penny and give back her laundry. Meanwhile, Howard finds out that the models in America's Next Top Model are in a house in Los Angeles. Determined to enter the house, he and Raj search for it using all available technologies, legal and otherwise, and actually find it. Howard and Raj finally get in by posing as cable guys.