TEXT: Ted, Marshall and Lily are in McClaren's when Robin joins them. Robin: Hi! Marshall: Hi. Ted: It is freezing outside. Where is your jacket? Robin: I'm Canadian. No need to coat. This kind of weather does not scare me. Marshall: It looks like a spring day in Minnesota, there was no q'il all the taxis, the skyscrapers and the blacks. Ted: There are no black people? Marshall: Not if Prince is on tour. GENERIC Ted: my sister's plane arrived an hour ago, or would like a meteorologist, hurricane between Heather on Lands. Lily: Go. It's not like that. Ted: That's the history of Heather. It has been six years and three high schools for his baccalaureate. She took the opportunity to ruin two cars, being married for five days, and spent nine weeks in a tree only to find that no one intended to kill him. And there, Heather said she moved to New York. Lily: Great news. Ted: It will not come out. Remember when she talked of going to college here? And then the day of admission... Flashback Ted is in the apartment, the phone. Ted: Where are my TV and my couch? Woman: I have sold tickets for the concert of Nine Inch Nails. Ted: Nothing but the TV is 2000 balls. Woman: A last minute flight is expensive. Ted: Wait. Where are you? Woman: Somewhere in Spain. I go there. Quiet song. End flashback Ted: Damn. This is Barney. Robin: And? Lily: Since that time Heather happening in New York, Ted has never left the Barney show. Ted: I never will. Every year, when the greeting card of Mosby happens... Flashback Christmas 2005... Barney (singing): Drop your trousers. Mine hard. Under the bunch of mistletoe, I'll make your sister moan. Oh! Dear Heather, Heather dear, we'll do it in all directions... Christmas 2006... Barney: If I could see her naked. If I could see her naked. If I could see her naked. And fours. Christmas 2007... Barney: Ted has a little sister who is so playful every day.
SUMMARY:
Ted turns into an overprotective, older brother by going out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit him in New York. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin bond when he introduces her to a Minnesota themed bar.