TEXT: Act 1 Scene 1 - KACL Frasier is in the studio talking to one of his callers. Frasier: Brian, let me assure you. No one is a born scatterbrain! You simply have to develop your powers of concentration. On a trip to the Amazon I was able to observe the hunters of the primitive Shipibo tribe. With nothing more than a crude blowgun they can bring down small monkeys from the forest canopy high above their heads. How? Someone comes into Roz's booth and hands her a sheet of paper while Frasier continues. Frasier: Focus, and mental discipline. And that's what we have to work on, Brian. Focus on one thing and not allow ourselves to be distracted by a single- [Roz rushes in excited and shows Frasier the piece of paper] WE'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A SEABEA!!! Frasier and Roz jump up and down in excitement before realising the problems of the last caller and that he is still on the line. Frasier: Of course, we should never become so single-minded that we don't allow ourselves to be spontaneous. We'll be back right after this. Frasier goes to a commercial break. Frasier: Oh, Roz. This is wonderful. They like me, they really like me. Roz: Oh my God, I have to lose five pounds in two weeks. Frasier: [taking the bar of chocolate that Roz is eating out of her hands] Well, that'll be enough of that! Frasier goes to open his briefcase and takes out a red rose. Frasier: Roz. Listen, I bought this for you this morning and I was hoping that I wouldn't have to say this was just for being you... Roz: Oh thanks, Frasier. This is so great. You know, last year I was so obsessed with winning that I didn't even enjoy being nominated. But this year I don't care if we win or lose. I'm just gonna buy myself a beautiful dress and have my hair done and I'm gonna stretch out in the back of a limo with my date... Frasier: And wonder why you bothered
SUMMARY:
Frasier's show is nominated for a radio award, but his concerns about Kari (Renée Lippin), an over-enthusiastic admirer whose attentions verge on stalking, make it a less-than-pleasant evening.