TEXT: [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet] Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. (takes a glass from the fridge.) Chandler: Taste it. Joey: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. I drank fat! Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago. Ross: (entering) Hey! Chandler: Hey, mister tux! Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed? Joey: We have a half hour. Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight. Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed. Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now. Chandler and Joey: Okay. (they don't move) Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy. Ross: Really. Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi. Ross: Hi. Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier? Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man. Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider? Ross: No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done. Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed. Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes. Rachel: Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing. Joey: Glass of fat? Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous] Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech? Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it? Joey: Am I in it? Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. Phoebe: (entering
SUMMARY:
Ross is in a hurry to get everyone ready in time for an important banquet at the museum but they keep delaying. Phoebe arrives on time but gets in the way of Joey and Chandler throwing hummus, which lands on her dress. Monica freaks out after hearing a voice mail from Richard, unsure if it is an old message or a new one. Joey and Chandler fight over who can sit in Monica's chair. Joey takes the chair cushions, then puts on all of Chandler's clothes. Rachel refuses to go after Ross yells at her for not being dressed.