TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.] Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh... Oh wait, I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore. Uh, I'm eating their food. What are you doing? Rachel: Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago. Joey: Whoa, I didn't know we could date your sister! (Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.) Monica: Joey we know you steal our food. (Joey offers them some potato chips.) Chandler: I'm good. Monica: (To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed hon? Rachel: Yeah. And y'know who should've shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over. Chandler: (looking) Is that a swing? Rachel: Oh don't even ask! Chandler: Yuck! Joey: I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years. Chandler: That was like 5 years ago. Joey: Yeah you got 5 years left! Chandler: Joey... Joey: You wanna make it 6?! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. It's the next day.] Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are! Ross: Hey! Rachel: (to Gunther) I'll take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night? Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun. Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off? Ross: I guess so. Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes! Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drape
SUMMARY:
Chandler claims there is little that makes him cry, resulting in the friends trying everything to break him down. Larry Joe Campbell appears as Phoebe's fan asking for her autograph and then tells Joey she is a porn star. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is making pornographic movies under Phoebe's name. Phoebe gets her back by having Ursula's paychecks sent to her own address. Ross and Jill begin dating, although it soon becomes clear that Jill's motive is only to spite Rachel.