TEXT: Marshall: Oh my God, guys, I still have a hangover. Did I really ruin a marriage? Ted: No, you did not ruin a marriage. Only reception. Robin: And Miztva Bar next door. Lily: And my dress. And your dress. You put a dress at one point. Marshall: Ok, you know what, it's good. I'll be a father, and I want to be the kind of man that my child can watch. Therefore, new resolution... I will never drunk! I'm serious! Ted (2030): Children, this is not your Uncle Marshall was a problem with the drink. But every time he was a good resolution, we knew about that... Flashback The day before, Marshall returned to the apartment, drunk. Marshall: I've done it again! Ted (2030): But I lost a bit in the story. End flashback Barney joined the others on crutches. Lily: What happened to your leg? Barney: Oh, nothing. I must have coffee with Nora. She is still angry, so I need some "sympathy points". She loves musicals, so I'll tell him that I fell off stage during a performance of "Man of La Mancha." What do you think? Ted: Lose the cast. Barney: A one-man show... I love it! Lily: Let us be clear... this woman is angry against you because you lied to him. So your solution is to claim that you broke your leg? Barney: You're right. A cervical neck brace! Thank you, Lil. I should have to talk to you soon. I trained all day with these crutches and one who has left in my hall is likely to need it. Ted: Well, I have good news. As you know, I recently decided to start out and see the girls. Flashback Ted is at the newsstand and a woman reads the magazine in which it appears. Woman: Is this you? Ted: Uh, yes. Salvation. I'm Ted. Woman: Hi. End flashback Lily: That's great, Ted. Ted: It was a completely random moment. The kind that you can create yourself... At least I thought. Flashback Ted behind her magazine
SUMMARY:
Marshall finally lands his dream job, but he worries that his new employer would rescind the offer because of some past videos showing him as a streaker - Beercules. Meanwhile, Ted is at a loss over whom to take to the Architects' Ball while Barney tries to convince Nora that he can be trustworthy.