TEXT: [ The apartment ] Sheldon: Hello. I'm Doctor Sheldon Cooper, and welcome to Sheldon Cooper presents Fun with Flags, the final episode flagtacular. (gasps) I knew it was coming. Still scary. Now, I'm sure you're thinking, the final episode? Who will stand between us and flag ignorance? Amy: I know I was thinking that. Is this a show on flags or mind reading? Sheldon: But the truth is I can no longer balance a full-time career, a popular Internet show, and a girlfriend. Amy: And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board. Sheldon: So as they say, all good things must come to an end. Amy: After only 232 episodes. Sheldon: 233 if we include the one somebody forgot to press record on. Amy: You said you weren't gonna bring that up. Sheldon: And you said you pressed record. Anyway, please sit back, relax, and join us as we take our final lap, as indicated by the waving of this racing flag. And, of course, white flags can also represent surrender, the Stewards of Gondor, and the Japanese Minamoto clan, but I'm sure you remember that from episode sixty-two, White Flags, Who's Wavin' 'Em and Why? Amy: That was a good one. Sheldon: It was so good. [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> The Earth began to cool <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> We built the Wall <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] We built the pyramids [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] <unk> That all started with a big bang <unk> [SCENE_BREAK] Bang! [SC
SUMMARY:
Leonard, Raj and Howard clean out deceased Professor Roger Abbot's office and find champagne to be opened after his first great scientific discovery. Abbot's coworker Professor Sharpe reveals that a journal full of numbers is just Abbot's food calorie diary: he believed he could live forever by controlling his calorie intake. The men realize not every scientist can make great discoveries, and resolve to drink the champagne in Roger's honor if one of them ever discovers something. Sheldon prepares his final episode of "Fun with Flags" and reviews highlights of the series including Amy as a kangaroo, Sheldon dressed as Betsy Ross, and playing "Fwag, Not a Fwag" with Barry Kripke. Sheldon's final guest is LeVar Burton. The first viewer to comment on the episode posts that he will miss the series, leading Sheldon to plan its revival and uncork Roger's champagne in front of Leonard. Penny and Bernadette attend a banquet for their pharmaceutical company. After Penny makes Bernadette realize she has been verbally bullying others, she apologizes to their boss Dan, who is afraid of her, and starts crying on hearing how she has offended her coworkers. Dan feels bad and resumes fulfilling Bernadette's wishes.