TEXT: Ryan: [pacing back and forth.] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no. Pam: Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter? Ryan: Smokey's dead. Pam: Smokey, the bear? Ryan: Smokey Robinson Pam. He died like an hour ago, I guess I'm the first to know. Jim: Wow That's terrible, I really liked him. Ryan: Oh you liked him? That's nice. Did you like when he changed the course of American music like two or three times? Did you like that tracks of my tears is maybe the last true love song ever written? I'm glad you liked him Jim. I am completely devastated right now. Jim: Well, I second that emotion. Ryan: Huh? Nellie: I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones? Ryan: Oh God, Nellie! What wasn't his? I mean, um, "Tracks of my Tears"? Nellie: Yeah Ryan: Um... God, so many, Nellie! Pam: No, no, no, "Tracks of My Tears" and what else? What are some more? What's one more? Ryan: Okay, I'm not... I'm not playing this game, Pam. Not today. Pam: I don't think you love Smokey Robinson. I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music Ryan: Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or the Beatles. Dwight: You don't like the Beatles? Ryan: That's... That's not the point! Dwight: Eleanor Rigby? Paperback writer? Ryan: Okay, you know, you always think you have time to see these legends before they go. What was I so busy doing? Oscar: It says here this Smokey Robinson dead thing was a hoax. It's on CNN as of two minutes ago. Ryan: Okay well, that's a relief! Jim: Wow! Look at that! It says he's actually playing State College. That's only three hours away! Pam: Oh
SUMMARY:
Newly fired Andy goes to a fundraiser held by Angela's husband Robert Lipton ( Jack Coleman ) and returns with 12 dogs. Dwight, who wants to win the entire auction, discovers that the winners must lose money. Nellie tries to bond with Darryl and he teaches her how to properly eat a taco.