TEXT: Ted is on the sidewalk with his umbrella. Ted (2030): Children, Stella was the girl I thought to end my life. Before she left me on the altar, breaking my heart. So, when I cross seven months later, I had only one thing to say. Ted: Stella! Glad to see you again! Stella: I do too. Ted: And Tony! What a nice surprise. Marshall, Barney, Robin and Ted are in McClaren's. Robin: "What a nice surprise"? No, a nice surprise would have been a safe falls from 40 stories e crushes them both. You let yourself do? Ted: We had a friendly discussion and we resumed our respective paths. Robin: You're f*cked up. He f*cked up, right? Marshall and Barney gets up applauding. Barney: Well played, sir. Marshall: Well done. Robin: What? Marshall: You know, Ted has played cool, that's exactly what he should do. In fact, I would say on a scale of... Ted, crying: And I kept your sweater... and sometimes, I sit in the bathtub for hours, you know, feel it. Marshall:... up... Ted, with a lookalike Stella: It's my new bride. This is Stella, except that it is French and, as you see, she has enormous breasts. Lookalike Stella: Magic. Tony: Enchanted. Marshall: I think you've been great. Barney: I would say even more. You, sir, did think Stella. "Ted looked so cool now. Do I chose the wrong? "Wait a week. The bush on the back. And belly. Have you felt that? There was an earthquake "Tope-there". Ted: I am not on the back. Or stomach. I want to move forward.And it was an important step towards that. The future. Ted (2030): And you know, I meant it. But anyway, that night, my mind wandered. Ted thinks we knocks on his door. It will open to find Stella. Stella: I made a terrible mistake. Ted: I know. I'm better than you. Stella: Blun
SUMMARY:
In his attempt to assuage his guilt for "ruining Ted's life," Tony, Stella's fiancé, insists on helping Ted find a job, but only manages to prove that no good deed goes unpunished. Meanwhile, Barney tries to prove he can get out of a speeding ticket.