TEXT: [It's tough work being a superhero. Like any other job, there are good days and there are bad days. And then there are the really, really bad days. Brian is having one of those right now. Vic the Evil Scientist has him strapped to a table with a giant raygun aimed right at his crotch. Vic is laughing demonically.] Vic: Isn't this fun? Brian: Maybe for you but that's because you're a sadistic sh1t! Vic: Who, me? Brian: I'll never tell you where the jewels are! Vic: Make that jew-el! Who knows? If you're lucky, you might even get a few more good years. Like me! [He blasts the rays. Brian screams in agony. What's worse, the nightmare or the reality? Brian is lying on an examining table wearing one of those horrible blue hospital gowns. Evil Uncle Vic has been replaced by a nurse. The ray gun has been replaced by a radiation machine.] Nurse: Mr.Kinney? Mr.Kinney! That's it for today. We'll see you again tomorrow. (She helps Brian up to a sitting position). And I should warn you. You'll feel fine for the next few hours but you're gonna hit a wall around noon. Nausea, pain, fatigue. They're all normal side effects. In fact, I would suggest that for the next few days, you just stay home. Take it easy. Don't go to work. Brian: Thank you, nurse! That's excellent advice! [Which he has no intention of following.] [Hunter has found something more interesting to read than Catcher in the f*cking Rye: a California guidebook.] Hunter: First thing we do when we get to Hollywood is go to Universal Studios. The rides sound awesome. And then we do the Graveline Tour. It takes you to all the places where stars have been murdered! And then- Michael: And then we go to Grauman's Chinese Theatre and we steal John Wayne's footprints. [Hunter looks at him blankly.] Michael: Lucy? I Love Lucy? Going
SUMMARY:
Justin discovers why Brian has thrown him out. Can Michael and Ben's relationship survive Michael's Hollywood windfall and Ben's manuscript rejection? A pro football player makes a play for Emmett.