TEXT: Ted (2030): Children, it is believed all know how long it takes to recover from a breakup. At the apartment of Lily and Marshall, Lily and Ted in the kitchen. Lily: Half the time the relationship. Marshall: One week per month spent together. At the apartment, Ted is sitting on the couch with Robin. Robin: Just 10,000 glasses. No matter how long it takes. It is now McClaren's with Barney. Barney: You can not measure something like that in a while. It is step by step. From his bed at the front door. Bam! You're outside. Next! Ted (2030): But you're beginning to recover when you meet the person who puts you in the game. This is the story of how I met this person. (Ted takes the elevator with a woman. She goes out and Ted is in the elevator) Children, if you go swimming, you immerse them directly. (Another, he finds himself again in the elevator with the woman) First, you dip your toe in the water. Ted: Hi. Woman: Hi. She goes back to the elevator. And the next day, they are again in the elevator together. Ted (2030): You take the temperature, to get an impression. Ted: For me it's Ted. Wife Vicky. Then she goes out. Another day, between Ted and then take the elevator to spring. Vicky arrives and does the same. The elevator reaches the ground floor and ride the elevator together. Ted (2030): And you come back gently into the water. Ted: I was left on the altar, there is one month. Ted (2030): Or, you know, the bomb. Ted: It was a complete disaster and since then I have not even managed to look at another woman. Except the old lady in the subway that makes break dancing. I look at it that way. I just watched. Finally, it is an old lady who made the break dance.And it is good. I will give him a dollar, the next time. Let's pretend I said it: These travel lift were asleep the moment of my week, and I would like to see you Friday night. In a lift. At the restaurant, nice. What do you think? Vicky: Yes. G
SUMMARY:
Ted walks into his apartment to find Robin's date sitting naked on his couch. He learns about a technique that could revolutionize dating for the whole group, and everyone thinks about whether or not they should try it out that night.