TEXT: Andy: What about this one? It's kinda badass, right? Just seems kinda crazy in a way I might need right now. Jim: I don't know. [looks at Stanley, who took his mug and is drinking out of it] Oh! That's... not... yours. [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice? [SCENE_BREAK] Stanley: What's a seven letter word for purse? Kevin: [sitting at Phyllis' desk, dressed like Phyllis; high pitched voice] Satchel! Stanley: Nope. Starts with an H. Andy: [shirtless, wearing only a tie] Handbag. Stanley: Hmmm. [glances at Andy] Thank you. [SCENE_BREAK] Andy: Shh! Shhh! [watches Jim put a cardboard box over Stanley's monitor] [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: [standing outside the conference room, wearing fake teeth, watching Stanley walk in] All right, everybody, take a seat. As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales! All: Yay! [applause] [SCENE_BREAK] Stanley: [looks at the clock, then at his watch] Hold up! That clock is slow. It is five o'clock, I will see you all tomorrow: Pam: [turns around, is wearing a mustache] Bye, Stanley! Love you! [waves, Stanley leaves] Dwight: [standing next to a pony] So long, Stanley! Stanley: Night, everybody. [SCENE_BREAK] Oscar: So what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin? Kevin: The statement that I am making, Oscar, is that I kind of look like Michael Moore. [SCENE_BREAK] Erin: Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today? [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: A lot of people
SUMMARY:
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head by taking an idea to corporate that Michael initially dismissed. The employees partake in a Halloween costume contest in the office for a coupon book prize, organized as Pam's first task as the office administrator. Meanwhile, she tries to get the truth from Danny about their dating history.