TEXT: 3.02 - Haunted Leg OPEN AT ELDER GILMORE RESIDENCE [Lorelai, Rory, and Emily are sitting in the living room] RORY: Well, this is nice, isn't it? [pause] So, Grandma, Grandpa is traveling again, huh? EMILY: Yes, he is. RORY: Business must be good. EMILY: Seems to be. RORY: That's great. Isn't that great, Mom? LORELAI: A jig is forthcoming. RORY: Mom's business is great, too. I mean, not that it's without its problem, you know, but they're usually funny problems...like, um...oh! Mom, why don't you tell Grandma about the mouse? EMILY: What mouse? RORY: Mom? LORELAI: There's a mouse at the inn. EMILY: Is the place dirty? LORELAI: No, it's just surrounded by this thing called nature and...mice happen. EMILY: Mice carry diseases, you know. LORELAI: It's a tiny little field mouse, Mom. EMILY: I don't care how big it is, it's still a rodent. LORELAI: Let's just change the subject, shall we? EMILY: You should set a trap. LORELAI: Got it covered. EMILY: Just make sure you don't use poison. LORELAI: Got it covered. EMILY: They will eat the poison and then go into the walls and die, decompose, and the entire place will smell. LORELAI: I've got it covered, but thanks. EMILY: I just have to say, I don't know why you're the one sitting here with an attitude. I'm the one who should be mad. LORELAI: Let's not do this, okay Mom? EMILY: After all, you're the one who just walked out of here last week without saying a word.
SUMMARY:
To Lorelai's horror, Kirk asks her out on a date after being encouraged by Luke; Emily's lunch with Lorelai at Luke's ends badly; Christopher shows up uninvited at Friday night dinner and quarrels with both Lorelai and Rory before Emily asks him to leave; Rory runs into Jess and they each betray their hurt feelings -- Rory about Shane and Jess about not hearing from Rory all summer; and Francie targets Paris and Rory for a world of trouble if Rory doesn't stop Paris from running the student council like a dictatorship.