TEXT: [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.] Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you. (Rachel enters.) Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God! Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap. Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy! Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha! Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta? Monica: Uh-huh, that one! Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.) Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm... (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross. Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie? Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out! Ross: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud! Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London! Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily? Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her. Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care
SUMMARY:
Chandler starts behaving rather arrogantly after learning Monica thinks he is the best sex she has ever had. Phoebe does her best to find a selfless good deed. Ross finally contacts Emily to try and work things out. She agrees to come to New York, but only if Ross agrees never to see Rachel. Joey lands a job on a PBS telethon, much to Phoebe's disapproval, who believes there is not such thing as a selfless good deed.