TEXT: Glenn: Who am I? "Me Glenn." What? [ Groans ] Ow! [ Cries ] [ All screaming ] [ Indistinct shouting ] Valerie: Hey! You with the hat! Help us! Catch! Blake: No! Valerie: Hyah! [ Mid-tempo music plays ] Sy: Doctors, as you know, a new tattoo parlor has opened across the street. Glenn: Yeah, kids are getting tatted up like prisoners. Lola: Or top chefs, especially season 9. Sy: They're giving their first-time customers kiddie tattoo kits. Parents are outraged. We're gonna fight back. Laser tattoo removal. The more that these kids make wrong life choices, the more we help them right those wrongs-- well, for a small fee. So, it's really a lose/win/win. Carry on. Glenn: What's up? I asked for the name of my band, "Blackout," but they put the word "pancakes" instead. Lola: Well, I've never heard of blackout, and I love pancakes, so... [ coughs ] Lola: Uh, are you taking any medications? I...Don't know. Lola: Are you allergic to anything? I don't remember. Lola: Okay, come on, Preston. I don't have time for you to be a douche. Glenn: Wait a second. Isn't 11 years old too young to be douchey? I'd like to order a brain scan. And some pancakes. Blake: Hello, val. Or should I say, "Que pasa"? Valerie: No, I'm not. Blake: Damn it! Valerie: Blake, if I ever go out with you, please lock me up, because it means that I have lost my mind. Blake: I hope you do lose your mind someday, val. And I will be there, and I will not lock you up, unless that's what crazy val likes. Where you going? Glenn: Check this out. This is a normal brain scan. And this is Preston's. Green means good, red means bad. This scan
SUMMARY:
In this episode, which satirizes The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia.