TEXT: 3.10 - That'll Do, Pig OPEN IN STARS HOLLOW [Lorelai, Rory, and Lane are walking through the center of town] LANE: Are you serious? LORELAI: I am serious. LANE: We can really rehearse in your garage? LORELAI: In exchange for the promise that you never pose naked on the cover of Rolling Stone no matter how much trouble your career is in. LANE: I promise. I love you. Do you know how amazing your mother is? LORELAI: No. Tell her, would ya? She forgot this morning. RORY: Because hot water is enjoyed by all, not just by you. LORELAI: I wasn't in the shower that long. RORY: Man, it's winter carnival time again already. LANE: Yup. RORY: Are you going? LANE: I have to. We are raising money for the marching band this year, mandatory booth manning is involved. LORELAI: Man, Lane <unk> marching band, rock band. LANE: Music is my life. LORELAI: Hi Mrs. Kim! LANE: So not funny. RORY: Raising money for the marching band to do what? LORELAI: Please let it be new uniforms. LANE: It's for letters so we can finally have letter carriers. For some reason, the powers that be think that the reason we never win at competitions is because no one knows who we are. The fact that we suck has never occurred to them. What's wrong with our uniforms? LORELAI: Nothing. LANE: We look stupid, right? LORELAI: No. LANE: The plumes are too big, and it looks like big red fountains of blood spurting out of our heads. LORELAI: I love the uniforms. LANE: It's bad enough I have to be in marching band at all without being mocked for what is mandatory for us to wear. LORELAI: No, no, no, I didn't mean, I...remind her that she gets to rehearse in our garage <unk>cause I think I
SUMMARY:
Lorelai's grandmother arrives in Hartford unexpectedly on Richard's birthday and announces that she's moving back, throwing Emily into a tizzy until she follows Lorelai's advice on how to manage her mother-in-law; Rory declares war on Francie after she pulls a runaround on Paris with the Student Council; Paris finds herself in love after spending Christmas vacation with Jamie's family; after Rory and Dean bump into each other a few times, they decide to be friends again; Jess initially declines Rory's offer to attend the Stars Hollow High Winter Carnival, but changes his mind after they run into Dean and his sister Clara, who invites Rory to join them; Jess gets Dean alone at the carnival and lets him know that he's wise to his plans to get Rory back.