TEXT: ACT ONE Scene One - KACL Frasier is just wrapping up. Frasier: This is Dr. Frasier Crane, wishing you all good mental health. He goes off the air. Roz comes into his booth with a small gift box. Roz: Happy anniversary! Frasier: Oh, Roz! Oh, this is so much fun, Roz! I got you one too! He hands her a similar-size gift box. Roz: Oh, thank you! O.K., you first. I mean, it's nothing really, it's not expensive or anything, you probably won't even like it, I'm not good with gifts- Frasier: Look, don't oversell it, Roz. [unwraps it] It's a tape. [reads] "The Dr. Frasier Crane Show: Show #1, May 21st, Roz: It's our first broadcast. Frasier: Oh, Roz! I can't wait to listen to it! Did you ever think I'd stay on the air this long? Roz: Oh, hell no. [reads her card] "To Roz, who believed in me from the start." Frasier: Yes, it's from Hallmark's "Irony" section. Roz: [opens hers] Oh, Frasier, they're beautiful! Earrings! Thank you, thank you! Frasier: [hugs her] You deserve them. Working side by side for three years, one can't help but become close friends. And they're blue! To match your... lips when they're cold! She rolls her eyes at him as he goes out the door. [SCENE_BREAK] Scene Two - Frasier's Apartment It's later that afternoon. Outside, the rain is pouring. Daphne is wandering around the apartment, dusting things and talking on the cordless phone. Daphne: Oh, Mum, it's not that I don't want to come home. I'd love a visit! It's just that I can't! He won't let me. Behind her back, Frasier comes in the door
SUMMARY:
Frasier and Roz celebrate the third anniversary of Frasier's show, and their time spent together making it, with presents: Roz gives Frasier a taped copy of the first ever episode of the show. Later that day, Frasier returns home to find Daphne on the phone to her mother, calling him a dictatorial tyrant who will not let her go home to Britain. She is trying to avoid having to make a visit. Frasier puts on the tape of his first ever show, and as his awkward voice starts, he remembers his first show and his early days back in Seattle.