TEXT: Scene: The apartment Sheldon: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt? Policeman: Here. Breathe into this bag. Leonard: What's going on? Sheldon: They stole everything, Leonard, everything. Policeman: Are you the roommate? Leonard: Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened? Policeman: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery. Leonard: Oh, my God, what did they get? Sheldon: What didn't they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold. Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account? Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms, has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me. Policeman: Into the bag. Sheldon: They took my battle ostrich. Leonard: Oh, no, not Glenn? Sheldon: Yes, Glenn! The only bird I ever loved. Policeman: Good luck, fellas. Leonard: Thank you, officer. Sheldon: Wait a minute! You're not going to do anything? Policeman: Mr. Cooper, there's nothing... Sheldon: Doctor Cooper. Policeman: Seriously? Leonard: Not the kind with access to drugs. Policeman: Fine. Dr. Cooper. I'm sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn't have jurisdiction in Pandora. Sheldon: That's from Avatar, World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun? Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop? Policeman: What? Sheldon: You know, one who was drummed off the force because he refused to play by the rules, and now he hires himself out to impose his own brand of rough justice? Policeman: No. Leonard: Thank you, officer. Sheldon: It's all gone.
SUMMARY:
Sheldon's World of Warcraft account has been hacked and all of his WoW stuff have been stolen. He enlists the help of the other guys in finding the hacker. Meanwhile, Amy, Bernadette and Penny criticise Priya and her arrogant, dominating behavior. Penny takes Amy's comments lightly, but after an encounter with Priya in the apartment lobby, she agrees with Amy. Howard manages to trace the hacker and reveals that his name is Todd Zarnecki. The guys then drive to Carlsbad to get back Sheldon's WoW stuff. Todd refuses to return Sheldon's stuff, and snatches the bat'leth that Sheldon had intended to intimidate him with. Defeated, the guys decide to return home, but their car breaks down midway, prompting Leonard to call Penny to fetch them. When Penny hears their story, she not only realises that Leonard did not want to see Priya that night, but also drives them back to Todd's house where she delivers a groin attack and forces him to return Sheldon's stuff.