TEXT: Scene: The apartment. Leonard: Look at us. Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends. Howard: Yes, actual women are the best. Sheldon: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there? Leonard: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this? Howard: No, it would just freak him out. Listen, before we leave, I should warn you, I'm a passionate man and I tend towards public displays of affection. Leonard: What are you trying to tell me, Howard? Howard: There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant, and I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable, so it would help if you and Penny made out, too. Leonard: Don't worry. We're planning to have s*x right on the salad bar. Raj (arriving): Namaste, white people. Good news! I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen. Leonard: Got it. Howard: Seen it. Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online. Raj: Well, then what are we going to do tonight? Leonard: Uh, sorry, Raj. Howard and I are going out to dinner with Penny and Bernadette. Howard: Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard. These broncos have been saddled. Leonard: How did we get actual women? Raj: Great. They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us? Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us. Raj: We do? Sheldon: Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a Linux partition, so you and I are going to perform a full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems. Raj: I don't want to do that. Sheldon: All right. Well, I'm going to perform full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems. Raj: What about me? Sheldon: Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. Maybe you should look into that. Credits sequence. Scene: A little later. Raj: Dude,
SUMMARY:
Penny is upset when Leonard derides her for taking advice from a psychic. Awkward situations ensue as Sheldon and Raj date two women they met at a university mixer, Raj having bribed Sheldon to be his wingman.