TEXT: Scene: A taxi Bernadette: Burbank Airport, please. Penny: Vegas, here we come. Bernadette: No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules. Amy: No rules? We're not gonna get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we? Penny: No. Amy: So there are some rules. Bernadette: Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules. Amy: Thank you. Vegas! Scene: The apartment. Howard: The ladies are away, the boys will play. Raj: Anything can happen. Leonard: It's gonna get crazy. Sheldon: Dungeons & Dragons. Scene: The taxi. Penny: I got a brand-new bikini, so drinks at the pool are on these. Bernadette: I got a sexy new tube top that says come hither, and a can of pepper spray that says close enough, Jack. Amy: I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw on stage at the Garth Brooks concert. Penny: I'm sorry, why old? Amy: 'Cause last time I saw him, I threw new ones and it got me nothing. Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: I've got a brand-new seven piece set of polyhedral dice. Hello, new dice smell. Leonard: I've got my helm of lordly might, my boots of speed, and if things get too exciting, my inhaler of asthma. Raj: I got my new bloodthirsty savage warrior who will lay waste to all who stand before him. And I had a sensible salad for lunch, so I can eat all the pizza I want. Howard: Come on, are we gonna sit around chatting like a bunch of teenage girls, or are we gonna play D&D like a bunch of teenage boys who are never gonna have s*x with those teenage girls? Scene: The taxi. Girls: Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Scene: The apartment. Boys: The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! The Dunge
SUMMARY:
The women head to Las Vegas for the weekend and Lucy is busy, so the men play Dungeons and Dragons with Howard as a new dungeon master - adding voice impressions of popular Hollywood celebrities along the way, to the amusement of the others. When Lucy texts Raj that she is free, he kills his own character to leave the game, and joins her for a date, where she admits she is trying to force herself to do things that scare her. The date goes well until he tries to force Lucy to reject her crab cakes. She heads for the washroom and climbs out of the window, but is trapped behind a chain link fence and calls Raj for help. He confronts her for always walking out of their dates but says he really likes her for having even more emotional problems than he does. They kiss through the fence. Meanwhile, at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, the men's game is interrupted by the women, who could not board their Vegas flight as Amy assaulted a TSA officer who "groped" her. They join the game. All is fine until Penny suggests that the characters of Sheldon and Amy to have sex in the game, upsetting Amy, who feels the others are mocking her non-sexual relationship with Sheldon. She locks herself in Sheldon's room. He joins Amy to console her, explaining that he finds their relationship "intimate" despite not having sex. He has also not ruled out having sex with her one day. They then simulate a sex scene with their game characters.