TEXT: Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.] Monica: Hey! So what do you think? Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods 'No.') Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods 'Yes.') Boots! Monica: Yes! Now, they're a little more than I normally spend on boots...or rent (Shows him the receipt.) Chandler: Oh my God! Monica: I know. Chandler: I'm gonna miss being able to afford food. Monica: I'm sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you." Chandler: She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.) Rachel: (entering) Hi! Monica: Hey. Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing! Monica: They're mine! Chandler: Yeah well, too bad we're gonna have to return them. Rachel: Return them?! Shh! They're gonna hear you! Monica: Honey, I'm not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I'm going to wear them all the time. You'll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it? Chandler: I have you. Monica: Nice try; I'm keeping the boots. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel's, who is now showing, stomach.] Ross: That's right, I love you! And-and I'm gonna play with you all the time. Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? Rachel: (pause) He's talking to the baby. Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first
SUMMARY:
Chandler disapproves when Monica buys expensive boots but she promises to wear them all the time. She is then afraid to tell him how much they hurt her feet. Joey's youngest sister, Dina (Marla Sokoloff) seeks Rachel's advice after becoming pregnant. When Phoebe learns that Sting's son is in Ben's class, she pretends to be Ben's mother to meet Sting's wife (real wife, Trudie Styler) and get tickets to Sting's concert.