TEXT: 1.18 - The Third Lorelai CUT TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE [Lorelai, Rory and Grandma sitting at the dinner table] GRANDMA: Everyone's awfully quiet tonight. LORELAI: Sorry Mom, I'm just tired. RORY: Me too - school. LORELAI: Work. RORY: Life. LORELAI: Dig it man. RORY: Peace out Humphrey. GRANDMA: Mystery. [pause] Well this is just ridiculous. Three intelligent women sitting here in complete silence. There must be something to talk about. Do you know that every night at dinner, the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun? They would quiz each other about current events, historical facts, intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's so come on - somebody - say something. LORELAI: Do you know that butt models make $10,000 a day? [Rory chuckles] GRANDMA: Camelot is truly dead. GRANDPA: Emily! GRANDMA: In here, just follow the crickets. GRANDPA: I am sorry I'm late, but I come bearing wonderful news. GRANDMA: Siri bring Mr. Gilmore a plate! [getting up and following him to his seat] GRANDPA: I just got off the phone. GRANDMA: Would you like to change first? GRANDPA: No, no, no I'm fine. So I - GRANDMA: Siri, Mr. Gilmore is hungry! [placing napkin in his lap] GRANDPA: Emily, I am perfectly capable of putting a napkin on my lap. GRANDMA: Alright I'm sorry. You were on the phone. GRANDPA: Long distance. LORELAI: God? GRANDPA: London. LORELAI: God lives in London? GRANDPA: My mother lives in London. LORELAI: Your mother is God? GRANDPA: Lorelai. LORELAI: So, God is a woman... GRANDPA: Lorelai. GRANDPA: And a relative, that'
SUMMARY:
Emily becomes unhinged at the prospect of a visit from Richard's mother Trix; Paris is outraged when she discovers that Tristan asked her for a date at Rory's urging; fearing that she'll never see Lorelai again, Emily opposes Trix's offer to set up a trust fund for Rory.