TEXT: Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock [Scene: Ross' apartment, Chandler and Joey enter] Chandler: Hey! Ready to go? Ross: Oh yeah, let me just finish this. Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that! Chandler: What are you doin'? Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to. Chandler: Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless. Ross: It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich? Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you? Ross: Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident... Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now... Ross: No... I already e-mailed her. Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest! Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat. Joey: Hey! (he throws the basketball against a table again) Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room) Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best s*x I've ever had"... aaand SEND! Joey: (he stops Chandler from posting the message) No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him
SUMMARY:
Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college's alumni website, namely that Chandler is gay and Ross is dead. Meanwhile Joey and Emma fight over Joey's 'bedtime penguin pal' Hugsy. Phoebe asks Monica to help her get over Mike.