TEXT: [Act One] [Scene One - Café Nervosa. Frasier is standing in the café when Roz enters.] Frasier: Oh, good morning, Roz. Roz: Good morning. [Roz starts to kiss Frasier passionately. He struggles free after a while.] Frasier: What the hell was that? Roz: [looks around] Oh, shoot! He's not even here! Frasier: [wiping off kiss] Who? Roz: Do you remember that guy who dumped me last month? I thought he was right behind me. I just wanted him to see me with another guy so he'd know how completely over him I am! Frasier: Good idea, Roz. If that doesn't work, why don't we get married and have some children, that will really fix his wagon! Roz: You might remember him, Stan? Frasier: [thinks] Stan? The smug stockbroker who kept calling me "Frazer?" Roz: Oh yeah, that's the one. One minute, we're hot an' heavy and then he stops calling. It's so humiliating when someone treats you like you don't even exist. Frasier: [not listening to her] How can someone not hear the difference between "Frasier" and "Frazer"? Roz: Yeah, that's what bugged me the most too! [to waiter] I'll have an espresso to go, please. Frasier: Oh, oh, Roz, I almost forgot, here's the invitation to my dad's birthday party. Sherry's giving it, so please excuse the elegant verse, but... [Frasier hands it over.] Roz: [reads] "Come one, Come all, To jump and jive, Marty Crane's turning sex-ty-five!" [She notices Stan enter the Café.] Roz: Oh my God, here he is. Please? Frasier: Oh, all right. [Frasier and Roz start kissing passionately which turns Stan away. They keep on kissing, not noticing Niles enter the Cafe
SUMMARY:
It is Martin's 65th birthday, and Frasier and Niles compete to get him the best present. Sherry has big plans for his birthday party, and has found a picture of Martin back in his police days of him aboard his beloved police horse Agides, which she intends to blow up to life-size, with Martin recalling how much he used to love the horse. Frasier buys a very large television for Martin, but Niles has managed to track down Agides and secured him a stable where Martin can visit any time he likes. Frasier realizes Niles has won, and the pair take their father down to the stables to meet Agides. After the party, Niles and Frasier discover their father once again at the stables talking to Agides about the sadness of aging, which causes Niles to graciously say that Agides came from both he and Frasier.