TEXT: Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.] Monica: Hey. Chandler: Hey. (Monica notices something.) Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works! Chandler: Y'know uh, I didn't actually do this. Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again? Chandler: No, it wasn't you. Monica: Well then who? Chandler: I got a maid. Yay! Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then... Chandler: Uh honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control... Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose! Chandler: Look, she's really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges. Monica: Did she really say that? Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember 'cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay? Monica: Fine, I can do it. (Gets anxious.) Whew. Chandler: What's the matter? Monica: Well, usually when I'm this anxious, I clean! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone's cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.] Phoebe: (looking around) Who's cell phone is that? It's just so annoying; everywhere you go. Ross: I think it's coming from your bag. Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello? Eric: Hi, it's Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursula's fiancée. Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, how'd you get this number? Eric: Oh, I have
SUMMARY:
Chandler hires a maid to help Monica, but she soon suspects the maid is stealing her clothes. After getting Chandler to inspect a pair of jeans she is wearing that she thinks are hers, Rachel returns Monica's borrowed clothes. The maid quits, believing Chandler is a pervert. Eric wants to date Phoebe, but he is too reminded of Ursula . Ross attempts to secure the apartment of a dying Dutch woman for Rachel, while Joey wants Rachel to continue living with him.