TEXT: [Before the teaser there is a montage of scenes from previous episodes.] DRAGONFLY INN [Sookie is getting coffee for Lorelai] LORELAI: Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head? SOOKIE: No. LORELAI: I want there to be. There's an effect. I need a cause. SOOKIE: The cause was 10 giant shots of Tequila, sweetie. LORELAI: It makes me woozy just hearing that. SOOKIE: That's the price you pay for being the hit of Lane's wedding. LORELAI: Hit? I was a raving lunatic. And that toast...[A pan bangs on the counter] Oh, my god! Loudest sound ever. FRED: Sorry. SOOKIE: Don't worry about the toast. And you weren't a lunatic. You were a character. What is Stars Hollow if not a haven for colorful characters? I mean you're not up there with Stevie the pantsless Santa Claus or Jojo the cow whisperer, but you made some strides. LORELAI: Is this supposed to be a consolation? [More pan bangs] That's twice in 20 seconds, Fred. FRED: Sorry. SOOKIE: I've seen you wasted before but never like this. I mean we had you guzzling coffee, but coffee was making you energetically wasted. LORELAI: I should borrow the reception video to see what a fool I made out of myself. SOOKIE: And check out your audition. LORELAI: My what? [Bangs the pans again] You want a piece of me, omelet boy? SOOKIE: Fred why don't you let the vegetables simmer for a while? I'll look after them. FRED: Sure, Sookie. LORELAI: Sorry, Fred. I'm not myself this morning. [Small Laugh] So, now, what did I do in front of the camera? SOOKIE: Well when you spotted the videographer, you got suddenly very excited to film your audition tape for
SUMMARY:
Luke decides to give April a birthday party at the diner. Lorelai volunteers to help and is hurt when Luke explains that he still thinks it's too soon for them to meet. However, Luke changes his mind when the party is a disaster, giving Lorelai a chance to bond with April. Meanwhile, Rory rushes to be with Logan at the hospital after he is seriously injured during a stunt with the Life and Death Brigade.