TEXT: (Crows caw in the distance) TV infomercial: Oh, those unsightly rolls... Oh, that unattractive austere diet... Oh-ho-ho those stubborn thighs. Say goodbye to ugly fat! Say... Johnny: David? Can you come here please? (Slurping) TV infomercial:...Exercise miracle you've ever seen! David, can you come in here please?! David: What? Well, come in here and I'll tell you. David: Well, why don't you just tell me from there? Johnny: David... David: You could've already told me. I want to speak face to face. Motels this size we're basically always face to face. In the same room. David: Why are you yelling? I'm right here. I want you to move your clothes. David: I did. Johnny: Out of my closet. You've got t-shirts on hangers. I've nowhere to hang my clothes. Well, put them over the t-shirts then. Johnny: (Sighs) Moira... Moira: Alexis! No, no, it's David I want. I need to speak with our daughter. Johnny: Good luck. (Loud) Oh my God! Where did you hear that?! (Fast approaching footsteps) Alexis: Yeah? What is it? Moira: I need you to fill this out please. Alexis: Fill what out? Your community service papers. As our only delinquent, I hope it's not asking too much. I still have to do that? Generally, that's how it works, honey. When you break the law, you've gotta serve your sentence. Well, it was one DUI. Please, before I lose my mind. (Sighs) (Pages flap) I don't get it. It's all done. No, there's still a little bit that needs to be filled in. Um... all that's missing is my middle name. Then fill it in please. Do I have to do that? Why must you be so constantly irksome? Do you not know my middle name? Of course I do. I blessed you with it. Okay,
SUMMARY:
Worried that they have been bad parents, Johnny and Moira try to get to know David and Alexis better; teamed with Mutt while performing community service as a result of a drunk-driving conviction, Alexis comes to believe that Mutt is having an affair with Jocelyn; with David in need of space in the motel, Stevie helps him try to sell his clothes.