TEXT: Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones [Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters] Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche? Monica: Ok. Joey: Alright! Monica: But ehm...what is it not? Joey: (abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends. Monica: And what else is it not? Joey: (even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti. Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway? Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so... Rachel: Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut? Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia. Monica: Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself! Joey: Uh! Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars. Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you! Phoebe: Hey will you get me tickets too? Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it! Everyone almost simultaneously except Ross: yeah thats a great idea! Ross: No thanks! Phoebe: You don't wanna win the lottery? Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart. Chandler: Still on Amelia Earhart? Ross: The woman just vanished! Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this? Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times. Chandler: Yes but there'
SUMMARY:
The gang buys lottery tickets and fight over how to divide them up. Chandler waits for a job offer at the advertising agency, while Rachel and Ross anticipate Emma's first word. Special guest: Phill Lewis