TEXT: Act One Scene One - KACL, Frasier's show. Audrey has called in. Audrey: [v.o.] So, Dr Crane, I don't see why I should fix the dumb dress when my sister can't even fit into it anymore. Frasier: Audrey, you borrowed the dress, you tore it. As an old Greek haberdasher once said: "Euripedes, Eumenides." [laughs] Audrey: What? Frasier: It's just a little joke on the ancient dramatist Euripedes and the mythological Furies. Audrey: Huh? Frasier: Just fix the dress. [line off] We'll be back after the weather. He goes off the air. Roz comes in, Frasier fishes out a gift box. Frasier: Uh Roz, Noel gave me this to give to you. Roz: [taking gift] Oh God, Noel. He's been acting so weird lately. Frasier: Lately? May I remind you this is the man required by law to stay at least 100 yards away from William Shatner? Roz: No, I bumped into him at Nervosa about a month ago, there were no other free tables so we sat together and ever since then he's been acting like we're some kind of a couple. Frasier: Oh come on, Roz. I'm sure he knows that you're not interested in him. Roz: [showing Frasier the gift tag] "Happy Monthaversary." Frasier: Oh, Lord. [Roz goes back to her booth] We're on. [on air] And we're back, let's get straight to the phones. I'm listening. Woody: [v.o.] Dr Crane? It's Woody. I'm in Seattle and I'm a little lost. Frasier: Well Woody, in today's fast-paced, high-pressure society that's not uncommon. Just why exactly do you feel lost? Woody: Well, I've been driving around for about an hour, I can't seem to get out
SUMMARY:
Frasier receives a phonecall during his show at KACL from Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson), an old friend from Cheers, who has just arrived in Seattle for the week. They catch up, but Frasier soon finds that he is no longer enjoying spending time with Woody, since they have nothing in common except a few old stories. He also feels bad for him as Woody is still a bartender while he is a famous psychiatrist. However, he cannot bring himself to hurt his friend's feelings. When Woody leaves town early, Frasier bids him farewell, then goes out with Niles for a late supper to celebrate. Once at the cantina, he spots Woody hiding behind a menu at the bar. Woody explains that he feels sorry for Frasier, as he still lives with his father and goes out with his brother. Frasier realizes that Woody does have a good life that keeps him happy, and tells him how lucky he is. They agree to share a last beer and promise to reconnect in five or ten years.