TEXT: Jim: [phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev? Kevin: Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom! [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? [pause] I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that. [SCENE_BREAK] Kevin: Please hold. [cupping mouthpiece and holding out the phone] Andy! Phone call. Jim: No. [Andy gets up from his desk] Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier. Kevin: Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it. Jim: It is transfer, extension, and then transfer again. Kevin: Okay. Andy, get ready. [muttering] Transfer. Extension. Transfer. Jim: Here we go. [Meredith's phone rings. Jim and Andy groan.] Kevin: Oh, man! Andy: It is 1-3-4, Kev! [Kevin runs to the phone] Jim: Kev, c'mon. Dwight: Hustle! Kevin: Hold it. Andy: You are murdering the Nard-dog! Kevin: [on phone] This is Kevin. Please hold and I will transfer you. [Phyllis's phone rings] Angela: You're bad at this too! Kevin: [running to the phone] Just... don't answer that call! Stanley: Just transfer the damn call. Kevin: Your call is very important to us. Ple-[Andy's phone rings] Andy: Hey-o! [applauding and cheering] Dwight: Way to go. [SCENE_BREAK] Andy: My maid died. [SCENE_BREAK] Pam: Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. [picks up
SUMMARY:
Michael and Pam use a list-based agenda to struggle through establishing their new company , including establishing an office in the Dunder Mifflin building and hiring a bleach blond Ryan and briefly, Vikram from Michael's telemarketing job. Dwight goads Jim into facing off with Charles in a soccer match when he joins in his officemates' brownnosing over Charles' sports passion. Michael is soon able to convert a large closet in the Business Park building into his office headquarters.