TEXT: This hospital is hemorrhaging money because you spent $2 million to put a helicopter on the roof. Sy: In all fairness, where was I gonna put it? In the basement? [ Laughs ] I'd say "Keep your day job," but I'm firing you from it. Sy: No, please. Just give me another chance. A little more time, I can turn this hospital around. One year. One more year, starting in... 10...9...8... Better get going. [SCENE_BREAK] All: 4...3...2...1... Happy new year! [ All cheering ] Owen: Lola, my new year's resolution is to get you to go out with me, and you can't say no. Lola: No. Owen: You can't -- Glenn: How's the new boyfriend, Cat? Cat: Who -- Johnny? Oh, I had to dump him. He sold all my rollerblades for drugs. You know, weed? Glenn: No, I do not know weed, but I do know Dr. Joe's famous cake lollipops. I mean, these things are addictive! Cat: Mmm! Dr. Joe: You know what else is addictive? Glenn: What's that? Dr. Joe: Love. Glenn: Love. Dr. Joe: Just ask Robert Palmer. Glenn: Hey, don't laugh. I actually could. Bobby Palmer's a friend. Blake: Oops. [ Laughs ] Dori: Oh! [ Laughs ] Blake: That was a little intimate, huh, Dori? Dori: No worries, Dr. Downs. I don't think I can get pregnant from that. [ Both laugh ] Sy: Come on, Sy -- think! You've got to save this hospital. Owen: I got to do a lot of traveling last year -- lots. Yeah, I'd love to do some more traveling this year. If there's one thing I love, it's tourism. Dori: You want to make some real money, stock trading is a real moneymaker. Cat: She said, "The only thing faster than a taxi is a helicopter." Owen: Tourism. Dori: Moneymaker. Cahelic
SUMMARY:
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled, as Sy struggles to turn the hospital's fortunes around, Owen relentlessly hits on Lola, and the Simon Wiesenthal Center tracks Joseph Mengele.