TEXT: Erin: They're back! Kevin: Oooh yeah... [people chuckle] Jim and Pam! Kelly: How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic? Jim: It was. Pam: It really was. Jim: Really was. Kelly: [voice cracks] I'm so happy for you... [SCENE_BREAK] Jim: Puerto Rico was awesome. Pam: Oh my gosh. The honeymoon was great. We met this other couple at the resort, Frank and Benny. We hung out with them a lot. Jim: [goofy voice] Frank and Beans. [laughs] Always makes her laugh. Pam: [goofy voice] Frank and beans! [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there? Dwight: Yeah! Michael: Is someone there? I can't see you because I'm blind. Dwight: Its Jim and Pam, Michael. Michael: [gasps] It is? Dwight: Yeah... Michael: They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam! [reaching out with hands at chest level] Jim: Nope. Michael: And oh, Jim... Pam: Hi, Michael. Michael: Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy. [SCENE_BREAK] Michael: Blind-guy McSqueezy. How do I describe it? It is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble. The women in my improve class absolutely hate him. [groans] [SCENE_BREAK] Meredith: So what'd you bring us? Pam: Some candy. Meredith: What else? Pam: That's it. Meredith: Oh, 'cause you spent so much on the wedding. Michael: [behind Pam, acting out blind-guy, groaning] Pam: It's good to be home. [SCENE_BREAK] Dwight: This conversation has two items on the agenda. Jim: Do we have a conversation scheduled? Dwight: Number one,
SUMMARY:
Jim and Pam return from their honeymoon and are shocked when Michael reveals he is dating Helene, Pam's mother. Pam is incensed and openly berates Michael. Dwight attempts to bug Jim's office in his plan to sabotage Jim.