TEXT: [Scene: On the set of TV show "Chit Chat This & That". Phoebe is a guest host there, interviewing Nina Halter.] Phoebe: Today we're going to be talking about the five minute orgasm. A new book written by Nina Halter. Hi, Nina, welcome. Nina: Thank you, and it's an honour to be on your show, Phoebe. Phoebe: Oh, you're gonna get me in trouble. It's not my show, I'm just the guest host. Nina: Oh, well, I'm sorry, I've been watching all week and I love, love, love your topics. So provocative. Phoebe: Thank you very much. And speaking of provocative, we should probably talk about this book here of yours. Nina: It's wonderful, isn't it. Phoebe: Well, to be honest with you, I haven't been able to read the whole thing because I haven't had time, but I love the title. "The Five Minute Orgasm", amazing. Okay, so I guess the first question would be, why only five minutes? I mean, don't you think that's rushing it a bit? Nina: You misunderstood. It's not about having one in five minutes, it's about having an orgasm for five minutes. Phoebe: Oh, oh, well. Is this my copy? Nina: Uh-huh. (Phoebe giggles.) Phoebe: Okay. So, uh, let's just cut to the chase here and I'm gonna ask you, how does one experience this phenomenon? Nina: Well, it's really quite simple really... [Cut the the manor. Conservatory. The television is turned on.] Nina: (on TV) First... (The television turns off. Piper and a demon are there. The demon has created a hole in the floor which is sucking everything into it, including the TV. Piper is hanging onto the door frame. She tries to blow him up with one
SUMMARY:
Worried that the Charmed Ones are drifting apart by putting their personal lives before their "Charmed" duties, Chris tries to teach them a lesson by enlisting the help of the demon Gith, who creates an alternate reality for the sisters by tapping into their secret desires. Piper's secret desire is to live a normal life, Phoebe feels her boyfriend's, Jason Dean , desire, for her to be a famous celebrity and have her own television show, and Paige's is to not have to hide her magic. Chris tries to kill Gith, but is prevented by when he is shot with a Darklighter arrow. Wyatt ends up becoming seriously ill and when Piper tries to get him to the hospital, she ends up in a car crash while Paige gets attacked by multiple demons and insane fans try to kill Phoebe. Chris manages to put Phoebe into Paige's world and together they manage to channel themselves into Piper's. Gith, desperate, transports himself to Piper's world, but Phoebe fights him off. Gith is vanquished when Piper's SVU explodes and he is consumed in the explosion. His vanquish frees the sisters and Wyatt and they discover a near-death Chris. Piper quickly calls for Leo who heals Wyatt of his illness and Chris of his wound and they return home where the sisters have learned their lesson.