TEXT: [Scene: A Fancy Dinner Party. Pacey and Joey are attending a company dinner. Pacey is talking to the good-looking girl next to him, while Joey is sitting next to Pacey very bored. She begins to try to get her shoes that she had taken off earlier and are under the table by trying to reach them with her feet and pulling them to her. She eventually gives up trying to reach one of them, and crawls under the table to grab it. When she reaches it, she turns to crawl out and sees that the lady has her hand on Pacey's inner thigh, and is surprised and hits her table on the bottom of the table.] Joey: Ohh. [Pacey sees Joey climbing out of under the table.] Pacey: Would you excuse me for one second? Woman: Of course. Pacey: Darlin', I don't mean to pry, but... would you mind telling me just what the hell it is you're doing down there? Joey: It depends. Would you mind telling me what that girl's hand is doing knee-deep on your lap? Pacey: Excuse me? Joey: You heard me. Or perhaps you'd like me to involve the entire table, 'cause I'm sure her date would at least be marginally interested. Pacey: Ok, great. You've made your point. Which is what, exactly? Joey: Pacey... I want to go home. Now. I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I know you didn't read the fine print in our little rent-a-day contract, but it expires in exactly 35 minutes, so maybe you could just skip the subtleties and get her phone number? Pacey: Ok, sis down. It'll be fine. Joey: She thinks I'm your sister?! Pacey: Oh, will you look at that? Joey: Oh! Pacey: Did I not mention to you what a wonderful networking opportunity this was for me? Joey: Yes. That's how you suckered me into coming in the first place, but you know what? We've networked, we've schm
SUMMARY:
After agreeing to pose as Pacey's sister at a business party, Joey demands to be taken home. When Pacey makes a quick stop at a local K-Mart they are accidentally locked inside the store. They're forced to spend the night there and talk about their friendship and relationship, both past and future. After the night is over they are both left to ponder what the future has in store for them.