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Diary of a young professional: dang it! i have to network | false |
Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos. | true |
Let's say our goodbyes to these terrible beauty trends of 2015 | false |
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle ! | true |
We're a nation at war, but will it ever end? | false |
Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment | false |
Community collection's joomi lim bracelet buys orthopedic dog beds for senior pooches (photos) | false |
What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? a shitty-sore-ass. | true |
This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies | false |
I asked my french friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in europe. | true |
Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing | false |
I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs. | true |
5 ways to have a better relationship with food | false |
People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel | false |
Coworkers: hey! it's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! me: where? | true |
If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone? | true |
5 ways to connect with a dying loved one | false |
A guy walks into a bar... he said ouch. | true |
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? they're both catholics. | true |
Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married. | true |
Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine | false |
Fat jokes in children's movies are a lot more common than you think | false |
Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter' | false |
I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. we're both warped and barely functioning. | true |
I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am | true |
My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. i think he must have slept funny. | true |
Santa claus obesity: santa is getting fatter, may be bad influence on children | false |
I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals. | true |
I saw a group of children crying during my visit to kiev so i said, what ukraine for? | true |
Nasa spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. russia putin a pencil. | true |
Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher | true |
The one diet that can cure most disease: part i | false |
I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo? | true |
There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015 | false |
If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list. | true |
Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect? | true |
I named my eraser confidence it gets smaller every time i make a mistake. | true |
‘black panther’ female warriors take center stage in new spinoff | false |
9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent | false |
What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :) | true |
Yesterday i gave my seat to a blind man today i lost my job as a bus driver | true |
What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, hes not a full essay yet. | true |
Apple eyes fix for chip flaw leaving consumers without secure web browsing | false |
Dark humor is like food... not everyone get it... | true |
So many good trailers; so few good movies. | true |
Press play for politics: my struggle to compose a georgian weapon against russia | false |
There is a james brown impersonator in south korea. he's known as the godfather of seoul. | true |
What's the difference between trump and bush? trump builds towers and bush knocks them down. | true |
Books keep falling on my head.... i've only got myshelf to blame | true |
How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin. | true |
My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them. | true |
I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton | true |
This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser | false |
Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos) | false |
Lucasfilm & disney aren't too fond of amy schumer's gq cover | false |
What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip. | true |
What’s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with | false |
We just completed a full year of record-hot months | false |
Eu doesn't want the u.s. spying on european citizens | false |
Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor | true |
Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication. | true |
If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering | true |
What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing. | true |
I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs. | true |
Q: how old is tyrion lannister? a: peter dinkl-age | true |
Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life | true |
Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video) | false |
Pinocchio lizard rediscovered in ecuador after being thought extinct for 50 years | false |
Porn actress confirmed trump affair in unpublished 2011 interview | false |
Chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask | false |
Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill | false |
If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies | true |
I don't have any white friends, so i guess you could call me... crackalackin | true |
Cara delevingne gets candid about her battle with depression | false |
For a legendary weekend like neil patrick harris, drink this | false |
10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat | false |
Where is the biggest jews concentration? in the air. | true |
I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road. | true |
If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded | true |
Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad! | true |
University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies | false |
Is okay to laugh if hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst? | true |
You know what's a cool job?: mirror inspector i could really see my self doing it. | true |
Do you know why lions eat raw meat? because lions don't know how to cook. | true |
Michelle obama 'let's move!' tour: two outfits, one day! (photos) | false |
Britain's largest cave, gaping gill, is magical and you can explore it | false |
A man walks into a bar and goes right through it because hes a t1000 | true |
Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story | false |
Chuck norris doesn't step on toes. chuck norris steps on necks. | true |
Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags. | true |
Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog | true |
How do we know cats are communists? all they ever say is mao. | true |
You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna. | true |
How to evolve your egg sandwich in five easy steps | false |
This might just be the worst slide in the world | false |
Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented | false |
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway. | true |
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? because he didn't want to be recognised ! | true |
Why ecuador will always be the ultimate retirement haven | false |
Jon stewart's farewell to fox news: ‘adios, motherf**kers!' | false |