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- absolutely loves it.... u r too many things! | 1 |
oh no. opera 10 is not google friendly *weeps* | 0 |
received her first pressie. Happy happy. | 1 |
not looking forward to driving in this storm. | 0 |
Cool. Cant wait for dustbin baby | 1 |
I do not feel good | 0 |
Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom | 1 |
over LT training today, ehhh hard to tall how hard it was. But now I feels good. Sunday race day again... Its raining now so lost of mud | 1 |
_n_booklife I heard about that too... that seems an overreaction... | 0 |
Respect to for the Heineken man bag http://twitpic.com/4jdrg | 1 |
At work... supposed to be a day off but too much work to get done for PLM World... sigh | 0 |
Thanks for shoutin out my mom today She also says thanks! | 1 |
First time I`m going home early sucks to b single no one to call | 0 |
cupcake!! you can call me anything but 'bitch' i suppose..and even then under certain circumstances.... | 0 |
My ex-colleagues from Shaanxi kept boasting of their native noodles. So I`m REALLY curious about Shaanxi food. | 1 |
Wow.. TAGers ROCK!!! Awesome performance | 1 |
hope this day will be nice as the sun that are upon us | 1 |
ouch! I can`t even look at that one, just knowing it exists it enough for me | 0 |
Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th.... | 1 |
CONGRATS !! I just KNEW a princess would win!!! #sigjeans | 1 |
2 days till birthday! I just hope the weathers good!! And it best be good on thursday and friday! Otherwise il scream! happy b`day keiron | 1 |
rob got lucky that game he beat me 209-205 | 1 |
pheasant dreams, kaotic ones | 0 |
Sunburned from Venice and watching Fred Claus....Such excitement!! | 1 |
i like this new trend , who`s next ? http://tinyurl.com/qcy8d4 | 1 |
Thank you so much Me neitherrrr! | 1 |
omg himym! one of the best shows on earth | 1 |
Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee ! | 1 |
I`m sorry about your bad driving experiences. | 0 |
Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck. | 0 |
It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime | 0 |
i hate feeling like this | 0 |
holla happy early mother`s day | 1 |
_Melbourne Sounds good! Say hi if you run into me there! I`m always always having coffee there | 1 |
I told that joke onstage at Butlins in 1991. One person laughed. Scarred for life at 8 | 0 |
OMG....that is soooo sad. | 0 |
anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet | 1 |
yeah, totally unfair. we should just. FLAME THEM EVERYWHERE | 0 |
Back in from LI 2hours ago n still made it to work yay me | 1 |
and what about me, huh? I`m crying. Did U forget me? | 0 |
oh nice going! | 1 |
good! now let`s go get this done..... www.HennesseyBlack.com | 1 |
last night`s paper writing session=still not done. I need to prioritize better. | 0 |
had the best mother`s day! breakfast, shopping and lunch, drinks, chocolate galore! | 1 |
Crisis: forgot my fringe comb I`m with men....no one will help me | 0 |
I cant use my blackberry today. This sucks. | 0 |
I totally forgot thats its friday till I read `s tweet. Ha. I feel dumb *Take A Breath* | 0 |
It`s teddy chucking time | 0 |
oh dear, hope you are feeling better soon, get some nice hot chicken soup down you. | 1 |
Twitter, you just fail at life sometimes. Oh well. http://tinyurl.com/qkxh7q | 0 |
oh yes! Level 40 | 1 |
Thabks! This made me feel very special! | 1 |
great party alenka!! happy birthday chicky! <3 | 1 |
YAEH! THANK GOD IM HOME!...it suekd and we were kicked out of a church. | 0 |
Good luck tonight! have fun | 1 |
This day jus keeps getting better and better FML | 1 |
Excitement: 8 new followers overnight. Sadness: 6 of them are ad bots. | 0 |
Goodmorning yall! I woke up to early | 1 |
sounds good. and yeah, I turn 21 tomorrow so I`ll definitely be partying. | 1 |
Thanks. Feel so happy 2 Make Ur Day a Great one. Enjoy it 2 the fullest N Have Fun Always | 1 |
Its so hard letting her go and seeing her cry. | 0 |
What a burden. Abit of a fail lunch with Dan | 0 |
Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk | 1 |
On my way to lake geneva and I miss my laura | 0 |
Good morning and thank you for the re-tweet. Have a great day yourself. | 1 |
maybe used to have. Besides without AC it`s too hot to sleep | 0 |
lol good morning! Ran 4 milles & hit the gym? Have a great day!!! | 1 |
it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend | 0 |
_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also | 0 |
just got back from the BBQ, i got sunburn on my legs, well sore | 0 |
Now that Hugh Laurie has mentioned he follows on twitter, thousands of idiots think this () is him. IDIOTS! | 0 |
my hair hurts | 0 |
OOO YUK !! thats not good Im retching as we tweet | 0 |
PC I agree... We have a problem. We must stop spending and only work!!! | 0 |
mommy coming home from vegas tonight! going to pick her up later in islip her plane doesnt get in until 10:40. KILLME. i want my mommy | 0 |
Sure you will tweet about this when you`re back, but news is abuzz about TR Knight`s leaving 'confirmed' today. Muy triste. | 0 |
You`re right- you don`t do sympathy very well | 0 |
Happy Mother`s Day. | 1 |
why bother at celebs? eh? cause it`s almost like talking to them | 0 |
first day of summer sucks!!!! its overcast and cold... this isn`t summer!?!?!?!? | 0 |
feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa | 0 |
factory ng Elmer`s? hihihi. sorry, corny! baka si ate ruby, alam! | 0 |
Last night was fun w the lightening and thunder Today will be in the 90s | 1 |
http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best | 1 |
I guess that`s true! | 1 |
spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou... | 1 |
I want to see David cook!! | 1 |
I love cute texy messages. Especially when he calls me mandy | 1 |
did you go to uga? If so, I liked you better before I knew! Ha! | 1 |
an iphone app came out a few months back called zemote, bumped my domain zemote.com out of the #1 spot | 0 |
Also, HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!! | 1 |
oh wait, i messed up my own messed up lyrics, that should be 'don`t concretize it' | 0 |
_DAHSAR Thanxs hun, you too! | 1 |
Ooh, cutting. I like you | 1 |
is in the middle of the Irish sea... with absent elk brothers. Newcastle here we come. we love Newcastle | 1 |
... rather than outdated & bigoted at worst, and outdated, patronising, imperialist, monoculturalist & self-righteous at best. | 0 |
Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics | 1 |
big day 2day the xt launch was amazing! so much free stuff thanx 2 the edge and telecom! found the phone i want...cnt afford it yet tho | 1 |
seeing the gf 5 days in a row for a few hours each day is amazing-just wish the location wasn`t a hospital | 1 |
Speaking of fish, our company fish just died RIP Julio | 0 |