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1,500 | what was the lead story on the news | some actress was in court for driving without a license |
1,501 | some actress was in court for driving without a license | what was the second story |
1,502 | what was the second story | some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter |
1,503 | some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter | what was the third story |
1,504 | what was the third story | a bull chased a man in a supermarket |
1,505 | a bull chased a man in a supermarket | was not there anything about octomom |
1,506 | was not there anything about octomom | of course she is going to hire a nanny for her eight infants |
1,507 | what are you going to do about your death | well mostly i will try to avoid it |
1,508 | well mostly i will try to avoid it | i mean are you going to get buried or cremated |
1,509 | i mean are you going to get buried or cremated | my wife and i will be cremated |
1,510 | my wife and i will be cremated | are you going to be buried next to each other |
1,511 | are you going to be buried next to each other | oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean |
1,512 | oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean | you are not going to be buried |
1,513 | you are not going to be buried | a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space |
1,514 | a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space | yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you |
1,515 | yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you | children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery |
1,516 | children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery | that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people |
1,517 | that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people | we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach |
1,518 | did you wipe your feet | yes of course i wiped my feet |
1,519 | yes of course i wiped my feet | then why is there mud on the carpet |
1,520 | then why is there mud on the carpet | i do not know it is not my mud |
1,521 | i do not know it is not my mud | well someone brought it into the house |
1,522 | well someone brought it into the house | look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean |
1,523 | look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean | of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet |
1,524 | of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet | okay i will get the vacuum cleaner |
1,525 | okay i will get the vacuum cleaner | do not vacuum it now |
1,526 | do not vacuum it now | do not you want me to clean up the mud |
1,527 | do not you want me to clean up the mud | wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum |
1,528 | wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum | next time i will be more careful |
1,529 | what are you getting for your mom | what are you talking about |
1,530 | what are you talking about | sunday is mothers day |
1,531 | sunday is mothers day | this sunday |
1,532 | this sunday | of course it is all over the news |
1,533 | of course it is all over the news | i thought it was next sunday |
1,534 | i thought it was next sunday | well you would better get her something |
1,535 | well you would better get her something | i will get her a nice card |
1,536 | i will get her a nice card | is that it |
1,537 | is that it | yes that is all i ever give her |
1,538 | yes that is all i ever give her | she raised you and all you ever give her is a card |
1,539 | she raised you and all you ever give her is a card | it is okay she knows that i love her |
1,540 | i do not like our flag | that is the matter with it |
1,541 | that is the matter with it | it is too much like other flags |
1,542 | it is too much like other flags | yes a lot of flags have stripes |
1,543 | yes a lot of flags have stripes | a flag should be pretty |
1,544 | a flag should be pretty | what should our flag look like |
1,545 | what should our flag look like | it should have a pretty woman on it |
1,546 | it should have a pretty woman on it | that is ridiculous |
1,547 | that is ridiculous | you do not like pretty women |
1,548 | you do not like pretty women | of course i do but not on our flag |
1,549 | of course i do but not on our flag | every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag |
1,550 | every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag | you cannot go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it |
1,551 | i had a busy morning | what did you do |
1,552 | what did you do | i watered all the plants |
1,553 | i watered all the plants | you have a lot of plants |
1,554 | you have a lot of plants | then i did my laundry |
1,555 | then i did my laundry | that takes some time |
1,556 | that takes some time | i took the dog for a walk |
1,557 | i took the dog for a walk | i will bet he enjoyed his walk |
1,558 | i will bet he enjoyed his walk | i vacuumed the entire house |
1,559 | i vacuumed the entire house | that is a lot of work |
1,560 | that is a lot of work | and then i made lunch |
1,561 | and then i made lunch | i will bet you were hungry |
1,562 | i do not have long distance service with my home phone | so how do you make long distance calls |
1,563 | so how do you make long distance calls | i use a calling card |
1,564 | i use a calling card | where do you get that |
1,565 | where do you get that | i buy it at the dollar store |
1,566 | i buy it at the dollar store | how much is it |
1,567 | how much is it | it is one dollar for minutes |
1,568 | it is one dollar for minutes | that is only a penny a minute |
1,569 | that is only a penny a minute | it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers |
1,570 | it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers | how many |
1,571 | how many | first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers |
1,572 | first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers | yikes i think i will keep my long distance service |
1,573 | do you go to college | yes i do |
1,574 | yes i do | what college do you go to |
1,575 | what college do you go to | i go to pasadena city college |
1,576 | i go to pasadena city college | do you like it |
1,577 | do you like it | oh yes i really like it |
1,578 | oh yes i really like it | why do you like it |
1,579 | why do you like it | because it has great teachers |
1,580 | because it has great teachers | what else |
1,581 | what else | i like all my classmates too |
1,582 | i like all my classmates too | anything else |
1,583 | anything else | yes it is not expensive |
1,584 | i lost my new pen | where did you lose it |
1,585 | where did you lose it | i do not know |
1,586 | i do not know | when did you lose it |
1,587 | when did you lose it | i think i lost it today i used it yesterday |
1,588 | i think i lost it today i used it yesterday | did you check all your pockets |
1,589 | did you check all your pockets | i checked all my pockets |
1,590 | i checked all my pockets | did you look in your desk |
1,591 | did you look in your desk | yes it is not there either |
1,592 | yes it is not there either | it is probably around somewhere |
1,593 | it is probably around somewhere | oh well it only cost me a dollar |
1,594 | oh well it only cost me a dollar | only a dollar do not even look for it |
1,595 | gravity is very important | what is gravity |
1,596 | what is gravity | it is the force that pulls everything down |
1,597 | it is the force that pulls everything down | i do not understand |
1,598 | i do not understand | if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass |
1,599 | if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass | of course it does |