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Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.
Oh, this is so good you have got to try it.
Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.
Here, I'll get it.
We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.
Yep. I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Oh, great!
Okay, bye! Oh my God!!
That was unbelievable!
Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.
I don't believe they're brother and sister.
They're brother and sister!!!
Action!
I found the picture!
What picture?!
The picture of my wife! In your pack!
You went through my personal property?
Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!
Because Vincent, we were lovers. For two years!
Cut! Wonderful!
Great scene yeah?
Oh you’re awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.
Here’s your call sheet for tomorrow.
I know.
So Chandler, your parents must’ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Oh yeah, I should probably call them.
I remember when we first got engaged.
Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story.
Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened.
You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
What a sweet story.
Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
What?! They wanted a scary story!
Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.
What?
You tell her Jack, I can’t do it.
What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you?
We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Did that!
Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.
Okay. Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
Was it not pain-free?
No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.
Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don’t seem to think it’s that bad.
That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.
But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest.
Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!
Now umm, remember I’m still learning.
One, two, three, four!
You know the song! Sing along!
So?
No!
Oh my God! That’s David!
David who?
David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Oh my God!
Oh, you say someone’s name enough, they turn around.
Phoebe?
David! What-what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be in Russia?
Yeah, I’m just, I’m just in town for a conference. Umm,
Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?
Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Yeah.
Yes! Santa's coming!
Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?
But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides
Whatever.
Okay, Mon, back me up here.
Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right?
And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.
Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal.
Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it.
Y’know, hey I understand.
Y’know?
Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right?
So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool.
I’ll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave.
You did look like an idiot.
Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.
All right?
Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?"
And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"
Yeah that's the same.
That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.
Y'know, for me anyway.
And of course, the Indians.
Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Hi, guys.
Hi! Phoebe.
Hi Phoebe.
I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.
No we
Hormones.

Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.

Oh, this is so good you have got to try it.

Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.

Here, I'll get it.

We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.

Yep. I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.

Oh, great!

Okay, bye! Oh my God!!

That was unbelievable!

Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.

I don't believe they're brother and sister.

They're brother and sister!!!

Action!

I found the picture!

What picture?!

The picture of my wife! In your pack!

You went through my personal property?

Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!

Because Vincent, we were lovers. For two years!

Cut! Wonderful!

Great scene yeah?

Oh you’re awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.

Here’s your call sheet for tomorrow.

I know.

So Chandler, your parents must’ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

Oh yeah, I should probably call them.

I remember when we first got engaged.

Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story.

Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened.

You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!

What a sweet story.

Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.

What?! They wanted a scary story!

Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

What?

You tell her Jack, I can’t do it.

What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you?

We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.

After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,

Did that!

Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.

Okay. Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!

Was it not pain-free?

No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.

Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don’t seem to think it’s that bad.

That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.

But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest.

Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!

Now umm, remember I’m still learning.

One, two, three, four!

You know the song! Sing along!

So?

No!

Oh my God! That’s David!

David who?

David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!

Oh my God!

Oh, you say someone’s name enough, they turn around.

Phoebe?

David! What-what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be in Russia?

Yeah, I’m just, I’m just in town for a conference. Umm,

Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?

Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.

Yeah.

Yes! Santa's coming!

Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.

It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?

But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides

Whatever.

Okay, Mon, back me up here.

Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right?

And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?

I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.

Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal.

Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it.

Y’know, hey I understand.

Y’know?

Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right?

So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave.

You did look like an idiot.

Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.

All right?

Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?"

And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

Yeah that's the same.

That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.

Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.

Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.

Y'know, for me anyway.

And of course, the Indians.

Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!

Hi, guys.

Hi! Phoebe.

Hi Phoebe.

I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.

No we

Hormones.