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Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?
I don’t have ten minutes!!
What? Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!
Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.
Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later.
Yeah, but wait...
Good bye!
Actually, that’s our three hole punch.
Oh yeah? When?
I'll tell you what.
When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
No, no, no.
What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Uh, uh.
Well?
Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
Hey.
Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.
Did you go home and change?
Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
No, I haven't seen him.
Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?
Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Yeah, why?
No reason.
I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!
What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Yeah, that’s her.
Thank you.
It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!
Y’know what would work?
Stop making candy!
You mean they like you.
Maybe.
Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?
Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?
We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’
Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
What? We could do it!
I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
I can’t do it!
Now you do that, you’re on TV.
Hey!
So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?
Well, I don’t have to buy that, "I’m with stupid" T-shirt anymore.
Well, I like it. Here you go.
All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Oh, I embarrass you?
How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?
Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
They’re all tourists.
All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
Oh yeah? If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
Good choice.
Thanks.
Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!
So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?
What?
Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.
And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't even know me...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.
What?
The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.
I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...
No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?
Oh yeah.
Okay, forward. Forward—Stop! Okay, back—Stop! Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!
Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.
Okay, I’m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.
You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.
Okay?
All right, here we go.
Haul ass!!!
So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.
So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...
...and live forever as a machine!
That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now?
You and I, we're interfacing.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Ba dum bumb cheshhh!
David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
See?
Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Oh, I should go, too.
Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there.

Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?

I don’t have ten minutes!!

What? Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!

Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.

Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later.

Yeah, but wait...

Good bye!

Actually, that’s our three hole punch.

Oh yeah? When?

I'll tell you what.

When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

No, no, no.

What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

Uh, uh.

Well?

Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!

Hey.

Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.

Did you go home and change?

Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?

No, I haven't seen him.

Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?

Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?

Yeah, why?

No reason.

I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!

What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?

Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!

Yeah, that’s her.

Thank you.

It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!

Y’know what would work?

Stop making candy!

You mean they like you.

Maybe.

Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?

Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?

We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’

Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?

Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!

‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!

What? We could do it!

I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.

I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

I can’t do it!

Now you do that, you’re on TV.

Hey!

So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...

Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?

Well, I don’t have to buy that, "I’m with stupid" T-shirt anymore.

Well, I like it. Here you go.

All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?

Oh, I embarrass you?

How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?

Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?

They’re all tourists.

All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

Oh yeah? If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.

Good choice.

Thanks.

Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!

So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?

What?

Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.

And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don't even know me...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.

What?

The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.

I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...

No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?

Oh yeah.

Okay, forward. Forward—Stop! Okay, back—Stop! Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!

Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.

Okay, I’m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.

You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.

Okay?

All right, here we go.

Haul ass!!!

So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.

So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...

...and live forever as a machine!

That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now?

You and I, we're interfacing.

Yeah, I gotta go.

Ba dum bumb cheshhh!

David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.

Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

See?

Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".

Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.

Oh, I should go, too.

Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.

Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there.