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Nothing at all.
Really.
Nothing.
Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one?
No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict.
Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?
No, no, I keep trying, y’know?
I can get out, "Joey, I have too…" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, "…go to the bathroom."
He may think I’m sick.
Y’know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with!
Y’know, the next time we see them we’re just gonna tell them.
That’s it.
Oh, so that’s this is gonna work now? You’re just gonna order me around all the time?
Pretty much.
All right.
Hey Monica!
Hi!
Hey man, you feeling any better?
Joey, we have something to tell you.
Oh my God! You’re pregnant!
Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.
What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.
Really?!
Yeah!
Oh my God!—Eh! Well
You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn.
He’s gonna go up to the counter with
Yeah.
I missed this.
Me too.
So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.
We will.
Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
No Mon,
Every year.
Hey! Ross!
Die Hard
Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
What’d you rent?
Die Hard 2
Joey, this is
Oh, well we watch it a second time and its
Joey, we
And?
And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
Die Hard
Dude, you didn’t say
Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
Well, John McClane had plans!
No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
What are you talking about? Bitch.
I know you botched that operation on purpose.
I can't prove it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder.
I don't care if you are my brother.
Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Stop going through my stuff !
Hey!
Hey!
I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.
Please, what about you and Chandler?
That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Well hello !
What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
I'm gonna do it.
And I can't stop you.
No.
Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
I'm smarter than
Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.
Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there.
Uh, yeah, I’ll take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Sure. Coffee? ‘Cause I’m going up there.
No.
No, thank you.
You guys need anything, ‘cause I’m heading up there.
I’d love an ice water.
You got it.
Joey, what are you doing?
Just being friendly.
Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.
Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther?
Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.
Okay, but I don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Joey, do you work here?
No.
Hey, waiter.
Yeah?
You’ve reached Monica and Chandler’s, if you’re listening to this message, we’re probably screening. Yeah we are.
Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum.
I’m calling for Monica Geller.
I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!
Thank you.

Nothing at all.

Really.

Nothing.

Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?

Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one?

No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict.

Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?

No, no, I keep trying, y’know?

I can get out, "Joey, I have too…" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, "…go to the bathroom."

He may think I’m sick.

Y’know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with!

Y’know, the next time we see them we’re just gonna tell them.

That’s it.

Oh, so that’s this is gonna work now? You’re just gonna order me around all the time?

Pretty much.

All right.

Hey Monica!

Hi!

Hey man, you feeling any better?

Joey, we have something to tell you.

Oh my God! You’re pregnant!

Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.

What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.

Really?!

Yeah!

Oh my God!—Eh! Well

You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn.

He’s gonna go up to the counter with

Yeah.

I missed this.

Me too.

So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.

We will.

Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.

No Mon,

Every year.

Hey! Ross!

Die Hard

Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?

What’d you rent?

Die Hard 2

Joey, this is

Oh, well we watch it a second time and its

Joey, we

And?

And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!

Die Hard

Dude, you didn’t say

Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McClane had plans!

No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

What are you talking about? Bitch.

I know you botched that operation on purpose.

I can't prove it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder.

I don't care if you are my brother.

Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!

Stop going through my stuff !

Hey!

I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.

No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.

Please, what about you and Chandler?

That's different! I was drunk and stupid!

Well hello !

What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?

I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!

Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.

I'm gonna do it.

And I can't stop you.

No.

Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?

I'm smarter than

Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.

Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.

Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there.

Uh, yeah, I’ll take a coffee. Thanks, man.

Sure. Coffee? ‘Cause I’m going up there.

No.

No, thank you.

You guys need anything, ‘cause I’m heading up there.

I’d love an ice water.

You got it.

Joey, what are you doing?

Just being friendly.

Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.

Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther?

Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.

Okay, but I don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.

Joey, do you work here?

No.

Hey, waiter.

Yeah?

You’ve reached Monica and Chandler’s, if you’re listening to this message, we’re probably screening. Yeah we are.

Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum.

I’m calling for Monica Geller.

I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available

This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!

Thank you.