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Yeah, you’re funny.

I’m funny?

Oh thank God!

Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these!

Umm, oh here—Do you want a good one?

Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge.

Right?

And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face.

And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

Can I do it to you?

Yeah, I-I-I-I’m funny Ben, but I’m not stupid. Okay?

Chloe? Hi..

Is this about me taking your watch?

You took my watch?

I’m sorry, I do that.

Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?

Oh no. I feel it isn’t really anybody’s business, y'know.

Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.

Yeah. That-that was the problem.

Excuse me, Doug? Hey there sports fan!!

Bing! You got those numbers for me?

So you still in touch with anyone from high school?

Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?

Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know.

I see Spindler a lot.

Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time.

Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire, J.T., Beardsley.

Is that all?

Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.

Ohh, how is he?

Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.

Isn’t he an architect now?

Yeah, they still wear underwear.

So the Porsche guy took his car back.

But you found the keys to his clothes?

No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?

Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!

Hey!

Oh! It’s you. Hi.

What about me?! You-you just said I could!

I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Hey, how can it

I’m not even… I’m not even

Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

Yes! Shame about you man.

Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.

Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.

Wh-what?! Why?!

It's a money thing, we don't have any.

You're kidding right?

No.

What?!

It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.

Uh, hang out?! How long?

I don't know.

A week?

Maybe two?

The money will turn up!

People will always wanna invest in movies!

Hey, you're not rich are ya?

No!

Eh, worth a shot. Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?

Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani?

Yeah.

These got left for ya.

Thanks. Congratulations on your big break.

Rachel, do you have any muffins left?

Yeah, I forget which ones.

Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?

Hey.

Hey!

So how was Joan?

I broke up with her.

Don’t tell me, because of the big nostril thing?

They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.

Come on, they were not that huge.

I'm tellin' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?

Hold it, hold it.

I gotta side with Chandler on this one.

When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple.

It made me nuts.

You or me?

I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

You guys are messing with me, right?

Yeah.

That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."